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>>9077520
>not becoming a vampire and draining enough blood to fuel your massive boner
>in 20XX AD

>>9077705

CRUSTY CUNTFLAKES CEREAL

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horse

Wonderbolts Wax!

Feel like a real Wonderbolt today!

Only 4 easy payments of 49 bits.

>>9077705
DURRAGONNU DILDOSU

>>9077725

>tfw new fetishes

WOOHOO

>>9077705
>Dear Princess...er King Sombra...

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Can pony defeat The Ladder?

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>>9077725
Poor Applebloom.

For the new thread

>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #8
>Heather Nuhfer (w) • Amy Mebberson (a) • Stephanie Buscema, Mebberson (c)
>The awesome ending to My Little Pony's epic 2nd story arc! The Nightmare forces of the moon descend down on Ponyville!
>Princess Celestia will try her best to stop the dark forces, but she may be overwhelmed! It'll be up to our favorite ponies to stop the new Nightmare Moon!

http://derpiboo.ru/270756

Hype slightly deflated with this cover, but what can you do
Love Luna's armor. Looks stylish as fuck

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What a twist! Ponies!

Fluttershy is a bulging 500 lbs. She's so fat that everyone stares whenever she goes out to tend to her animals or when she goes to the marketplace. Not knowing what else to do, she confides in Rarity for a short-term solution, asking for a tailor-made coat. Rarity is elated.

>>9077783
Wait, why is Luna there? Isn't she Nightmare Moon?

>>9077767
SON,

YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL

>>9077792

Well, I don't like it, but I won't just tell you to fuck off because I like a lot of your new art,

>>9077705
Sofas and quills.

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>>9077783
not as flashy as her nightmare moon armour, but what can you do

>>9077725
>20XX
>still no super fighting robots

>>9077804
Supposed to be Rarity.

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>>9077804
No
She's good now
that's why she's wearing sun armor

>>9077783
How can you like Luna's armour? It looks ugly as fuck on her.

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>>9077792
Well at least they're ponies.

>>9077828
I assume she's not wearing Nightmare Moon's colors because she wants to disassociate herself with that part of her life and demonstrate her renewed solidarity with her sister.

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>>9077842
>Dat armored Celestia

>>9077842
Why isnt her rear protected

>>9077792
Rainbow Dash needs to whip that pony into shape now!

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>>9077767
What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'm melting to you
What a fear in my heart
But YOU'RE A PONY
I GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOU
HAY EATER
IN MY TIME
THEY'LL BE NO ONE ELSE
CRIME ITS THE WAY I FLY TO YOU
HAY EATER
I'M STILL IN A DREAM
HAY EAAATER

Some day you go through the rain
And some day, you'll feed on a hotdog
Its so dear, that trial to survive
FOR THAT DAY WE SEE NEW LIGHT

I GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT FOR YOU
HAY EATER
IN MY TIME
THEY'LL BE NO ONE ELSE
CRIME ITS THE WAY I FLY TO YOU
HAY EATER
I'M STILL IN A DREAM
HAY EAAATER
I AM STILL IN A DREAM

HAY EATER

>>9077783
why is lightning dust there
isnt this issue set before season 3

>>9077842

this fandom needs an unconvincing armor tag, because that's not saving anything

>>9077894
It's magic armor
it protects everything it needs to

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>>9077881
>Mfw the enemy takes advantage of her unprotected flank, causing her inner heat to rise and her knees to buckle. Being rear ended in the middle of battle.

>>9077842
Why does she have blade in addition to her horn

doesnt seem efficient

>>9077792
ross you are one crazy ass person
that fucking look on raritys face
nightmarish
i think im beginning to like your pictures in a weird way

>>9077882

Can she take advantage of Fluttershy and grind against her every opportunity she gets to do that?

>>9077907

Gaaaaay

>>9077894
a common misconception about armor is that they have to protect every part of the body every time. they don't.
the armors of the guard kinda make sense since they protect them from strikes from the front and above, while still allowing them to move rather well.

>>9077881
It's so you can ride her into battle.

>>9077938

But look at how exposed her neck is

>>9077924
I'm convinced that every post that praises Ross' pictures is Ross himself pretending he has fans

No one could possibly find this disgusting shit appealing.

>>9077943
Ride her?

Or "Ride her"

>>9077792
You can do better.

>>9077792
"i am never going to post fat art in here again"

ross lasted 2 weeks. no one even believed him for a second.

>>9077845
I think it looks fine. It's not especially fashionable, but she looks commanding in it, and the large amounts of silver trim draw attention to her own role as Princess while the greater gold reinforces her position of unity with her sister.

And besides, Rarity's the villainess, it's an ingenious offensive tactic!

>>9077953
She's got a bayonet on her helmet, this makes me think she'll be charging head-down most of the time.

Why are all these greentext stories about huge loads so arousing

>>9077925
No, pony obesity is a serious health epidemic sweeping Equestria and needs to be dealt with as such.

>>9077943
>You will never ride Celestia into battle.
>You will never both reign victorious without receiving any wounds.

>>9077959

Better as in offending the general or better with the drawing? Because these are probably the best ponies I've done yet.

>>9077955
oh it's not appealing
its just so fucking bizarre that i can sort of appreciate the weirdness

>>9077953
allows her to move unimpeded. the design of this armor isn't actually very good, but it seems that it's purpose is to give some protection while not impeding her mobility.

>>9077988
Because you're secretly gay.

>>9077993
>that unglorious feel

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>>9077920

>>9077979

Huh, you're right. She'd be covered fine if she were charging.

Thanks for teaching me stuff, anon.

>>9077923
Possibly to show off leadership compared to regular helmets

http://i.imgur.com/hZSa9EX.png

what she is reading?

>>9077971
He's done this before, some time last year. He lasted, like, a day.

>>9078023
"Music of Love".
Are you blind, Anon?

>>9077971

Well really, the way you guys act and lash out at other artists, I learned that you're not entitled to anything, nor should you be spared of any adversity. Not even me.

There's a bright side to this though - more ponies. Seriously, more ponies.

>>9077992

But Fluttershy's so heavy, she can't possibly do her routine without a little physical assistance. Rainbow Dash has just the spine to do it.

>>9077994
I think you can do better with drawing, I've seen you do better.

>>9077988
because you want to be able to shoot impossibly large loads straight down a mare's throat

>>9077792
God damn it...
fffffffucking fat fetish making me want more....

>>9077783
Actual source of gtfo

>>9078012

Man, I can tell you right now that if I were fighting a 7 foot tall dragon chick with double Ds, that'd happen in real battle

it'd probably just end in me being killed

>>9078012
>Corruption of heroes
Furfag game

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w

I forgot how much I loved this song

>>9077973
>Princess while the greater gold reinforces her position of unity with her sister
More like reinforces her position as Celestia's subordinate.

>>9078051
>heroes

Dotafag please

>>9077783
>that mando on the bg behind earth ponies

FUCKING LOLD

>>9078051
I've never played it.

Is it any good?

>>9078034
>You guys
It's a small handful of anons that are hateful toward artists.

On the other hand, It seems those that like your art are a minority.

>>9078034

>Well really, the way you guys act and lash out at other artists, I learned that you're not entitled to anything, nor should you be spared of any adversity.

WELP, ROSS IS BACK

EVERY FUCKING TIME, ONE STEP FORWARD TWO STEPS BACK

>>9078049
>Being killed
>Not being captured as a sex slave
It's fantasy, anon, be kind to yourself.

>>9078051
>waaaaa too much transformation in my fetish game

>>9078040
I found out about frenulum edging in MLPG, these threads teach you so many useful things.

>>9078034
>Entitled

shh EA shhh

>>9078066

If you like moderately well-written shameless fetish content, yes

>>9078064
I don't see jack shit

>>9078085
I happen to love it because transformation is my biggest fetish, and has been all my life. I only dislike the gay stuff.
It's got something for everyone to enjoy, or to not enjoy.

>>9078034
>But Fluttershy's so heavy, she can't possibly do her routine without a little physical assistance. Rainbow Dash has just the spine to do it.
Maybe, but Rainbow Dash wouldn't be using it as an excuse to rub against her, she's just helping out her friend to live a healthier lifestyle.

>>9078106
my nigga

>>9078103
#bamboozled

>>9078106

There is so little feet content

it's criminal, I tell you

>>9078066
It tends to end with your male character growing an odd number of breast that drip posion or aphrodisiacs, your dick gaining massive size and odd shape, and you becoming a bat winged many horned daemon. Anal circumference decides life or death in this game. The late game character descriptions are always good for a laugh with a friend who isn't weirded out by it.

>>9078134
Smelly feet content is even rarer

>>9078134
There's a thread on /d/ right now for feet. Some good images.

>>9078146
>>9078147

I meant in CoC, but you guys are my niggas.

>>9078141
Uh.

Is there any way to prevent that from happening?

>>9078141
you can also become a pony if you play with your system clock set to april 1st

>>9078162
Feet are a very passive fetish for me. If I see some nice feet, I'll enjoy them, but I don't think I've ever searched specifically for feet stuff.

>>9078164
No.

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>>9078078
>>9078049

God. There's this image I wanted to post so badly because of these posts

Its basically a joke flowchart guide to fucking interspecies mythical beasts

It went like
"Can it speak? Yes > Is it underaged? No >You can fuck it."

and

"Can it speak? No > Is it underaged? Yes DON'T DO IT"

It was a lot funnier as an image then it is explained

>>9078164

Yes, read the wiki, learn the items, and learn to save edit

>>9078179
Well fuck that shit then.

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>>9078181
Anyone have a pony version?

>>9078181
I know the image. I would imagine the big-tittied dragoness would be able to speak.

>>9077751
Spoiler: Lyra doesnt become a princess. Also Derpy is ded

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While we're talking about furry shit.
Serious question that /tg/ didn't answer.

What happens when a gnoll does the nasty with a female werewolf. Does it conceive a child?

>>9078146
I like to imagine humanized Dash having the smelliest feet

>CoC

I was just reminded that some anon in MLPG said he was going to work on a pony-themed text-based fetish game...

I knew in my heart it would never happen but I couldn't help but dream...

>>9078205
Holy fuck you're awesome

>>9078205
I'd still fuck the one on the right

>>9078217

It's still Applejack

>>9078205
Makes me laugh every time.

>>9078205

>human intelligence or greater

When does it become the inverse and the aliens having sex with us are essentially committing bestiality?

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>>9078205
>>9078229
come on anon, that image is old

>>9078233
my nigga if she can't talk, she can't tell

>>9078205
>Sexual maturity FOR IT'S SPECIES
That means you can't fuck applebloom even though she's clearly older than 18, as we learned in Apple Family Reunion.

>>9078219

Well I was just reminded that some drawfag in MLPG said he was going to work on a pony-themed text-based nonfetish game...

>>9078233
I meant left

#beef
#yablewit
#wowza

>>9078242
>When does it become the inverse and the aliens having sex with us are essentially committing bestiality?
Good question. It would be bestiality for them, but not for us.
Also, does that mean we can't fuck dopey stupid creatures that can still talk? Because I would really like to a Derpy.

>>9078194
I'm kidding there is, I just don't because I find it funner to become a demon that would make Hannibal lecter feel uncomfortable to be around. It is hard to not get raped sometimes if you get unlucky or go to the wrong areas early. Fucking bee girls man. those stingers are not just used for stinging.

Would ponies like curved penises

>>9078243
>That skyrim bug
Is there a fix in this glitch? I can't get past the opening sequence

>>9078205
There's a Rarity version somewhere.

>>9078250
"GRONK" is the lizard way of giving consent, so that example is wrong and it would be OK to fuck them both

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>>9078205
>Gronk

>>9077705
KLOOOOONDOOOOORK

>>9078276

Stop being so personable

>>9078273
Upward curves, yes.

>>9078276

>I can't get past the opening sequence

That's bad?

>>9078286
>"GRONK" is the lizard way of giving consent
I would GG's Crackle so passionately.

>>9078245
We did?

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>>9078205
>>9078205

>scalies

you are literally worse than the holocaust

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So I read this interesting fanfic the other day, where DJ PON3 and Octavia were room mates or something. Octavia heard some weird noises coming from the other pony's room and went to investigate.

Unfortunately she accidentally walked in on her wubbing one out!

>>9078332
Slut.

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>>9078286
Crackle stop lying. I fell for this once before and I'm pretty sure "Gronk" means "I'm going to stick it in you"

>>9078332
NOOO!!!
THE THOUGHT OF RARITY NEIGHING AND WHINNYING AS I PROPOSITION HER SEXUALLY IS EVEN MORE AROUSING.
HELP!

>>9078327

Yeah? Well I would even MORE passionately.

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>>9078337

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>>9078337

>>9078357
>tfw you will never make a mare grunt and shudder as she climaxes into a squirting maregasm

>>9078337
Do you mean she had a bass amplifier turned way way up and was sitting on it to get off from the vibrations?
Because "wubbing one out" is a great fucking term for doing that.

>>9078242
Neil deGrasse Tyson has a joke about that. That is, humans believing that we're the standard metric for intelligence.

I kinda don't buy it. Even if you have a creature that is vastly more intelligent than a human to the point that we can't even comprehend their way of thinking, we can at least on some level conceive of such intelligences. Lower species can't even grapple with the idea of intelligence at all. So clearly there's a baseline.

>>9078332

>not having Rarity say GRONK

beefed.

>>9078358
It's not a contest.

>>9078373
There has to be art of this, and in all my years of pony porn collecting I've never seen it. What gives?

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>>9078337

>>9078372
Damn it ea don't make me feel this way
______;_;____

>>9078164
When it was in early production, I wished CoC was more about raping female monsters / playing a female that gets raped by male monsters. The transgender/transformation/hyper stuff really didn't appeal to me at all.
Then as development went on, it became clear that stuff I didn't like was actually the whole focus of the game, and the monster rape was sort of the side flavor, rather than the other way around.

I still wish there was a CoC-like game that just focused on the rape and mindbreak stuff and left out the TF.
I wish he'd release the engine so people could make their own games, I'd do it myself.

Why does ponychan want an entire run of episodes to be like Double Rainboom?

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So did Ross kill himself or what?

>>9078383

but dp is gross

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>>9078391

I want to have sex with a goblin type of female. A little green girl with a long nose and ears.
This is not pony related. I just thought I'd mention it since we're talking about fucking non-humans.

>>9078416
He was there not 100 posts ago. What do you mean?

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>>9078332
Amazing guide 10/10 would torrent and convert to pdf

why is CC such a tryhard at making friends

>>9078414
I have the opposite sexual proclivities as you, but we can still be friends.

>>9078438
Have my eyes simply managed to successfully ignore everything he's posted for the past several weeks?

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>>9078445
Why are you such a tryhard at losing friends?

>>9078436

I want to fuck literally everything

but a nice dragon girl with soft, squishy feet would be near the top

>>9078436
I would fuck a real pony. I fingered one when I was in middle school, it was so warm and I could feel it squeeze around my finger. Winking must feel like a big, warm, wet mouth milking you while you plunge deep inside it

>>9078445
If you had any friends, you'd know why it's nice to have them.

>>9078456
Apparently!
Don't look at this message I will link:
>>9077792

>>9078373
You know there was this thing that a bunch of people did to see if you could do this or not but what they did was get a HUGE bass amplifier crank up all the setting to max and then struck a chord while a girl was sitting on it. Apparently the vibrations gave her such an extreme orgasm her brain couldn't handle it and she fell into a coma for week or so.

>>9078467
God damn it Larson
What the fuck

>>9078445

I think he's pretty cool when he's around

haven't seem him in a while though

>>9078436
what about a little green pony

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Gentlemen.

We night thread now.

Post waifus.

>>9078445
What?
Did something happen?

>>9078360
Does Pinkie Pie make cheese or something?

Because she never seems to shut up about WEH!

>>9078467
I don't think I could pick an ultimate sex creature for myself. I could try to design one with all my favorite traits, but she'd just end up a jumbled mess of features.
And I can't have a harem either, because I really like the idea of lovey-dovey waifu type stuff.
Why is life so hard?

>>9078502
That's a nice waifu.

>>9078480
>I think he's pretty cool when he's around
He's pretty annoying and faggy when you get to know him

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Nightly reminder!

http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/

>>9078502
>waifufagging a background horse

ultra lyl

http://youtu.be/wll03M8DVAw

>>9078474
That sounds like an urban legend, I need a source.

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>>9078445
who is CC?

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>12 O'CLOCK, ENEMY PONY, 200 METERS

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>>9078502
If you insist...

>>9078485
Sure. Even better if she has long ears and nose.

>>9078547
Don't scrunch at me young lady.

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>>9078513
Cheddar-up, SB.

Which pony has the juiciest dick sucking lips?

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>>9078502

>>9078538
lurk moar

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>>9078515
boy do I have the waifu for you

too bad it's treason

>>9078527
Dammit i meant to link this one

http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/post/45239194450/the-third-prompt-is-adventures-outside

>>9078521
You are being a bigger jerk right now that CC has ever been to me.

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lol2goo
2goo

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>>9078414
Princess Bitch's Wild Adventures

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>>9078472
>tfw no friends

>>9078515

Make a list of features you'd like that wouldn't jumble her up to much

report back, I'm curious

>>9078578
Hey... You're right....

>>9078567

WOAH BACK OFF FAGGOT

>>9078521
There are a few things I dislike about him. But it's pretty common here. I think it's just me.

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>>9078534
It probably is, I heard from somewhere, but I forget where so I have no source.

Could you Imagine though? Having a coma inducing orgasm?

>>9078566
>tfw no prehensile mare lips wrapped around your head, slurping and lapping at your urethra

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We all caught up in it
Cause we all brought up in it
The hardship, we endure its just a part living.
All the hearts we break that's just a part of building.
All the parts we take its just a part of giving.

You don't see it what you seeing is hidden and when they hide it they don't no one to find it forbidden and when they lying then its really only truth that they spittin if you believe em then its really just a lie that's been written

>>9078578
She's not for sexual anon.

She is for love and affection, but not sexual

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>>9078388
How have you not seen this one, anon?

Here you go~

your favorite pony is the worst and ugliest pony

>>9078628
>JJ

Eh. I'll take what I can get

>>9078596
Are you asking me to TRY and design a waifu creature with my favorite traits without getting too mixed up, or do you just want to hear a list?

>>9078414

There's a few rather rapey scenes

The one-time deal when you rape the sheep girl in Owca is one, and getting Lottie fat and sad leads to another

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Who wants to be beaten by rainbow dash?

>>9078627
You can't keep everything in a gilded cage just because you can't have them, Anon. If you love them, set them free.

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>>9078576
alright, i just wanted to be part of the conversation

>>9078578
that bug is too cute for its own good

>>9078593
ironic eh?

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>>9078622

HEY <LPG I just came up wit ha super cool OC

So she's a really good at the thing she does. A lot of ponies can do it too, but she's the best. Also she's super smarter, smarter then everyone in fact! Also her sibling is a very high ranking official in Canter lot. Oh and she's very close to all of the princesses. They're like best friends. In fact shes a princess too!

It's Twilight. The point I'm making is Twilight

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>>9078636

How dare you say such a thing anon

>>9078644

I guess just a list

>>9078651
>delicious girl abs
10/10 would wrestle with

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>>9078093

Frenulum edging you say?

As a professional masturbator I find it hard to believe that there is a technique that I don't know about.

Elaborate.

>>9078651
I want her to wrap her Libman tier thighs around my head and force it into her crotch

>>9078636
I bet you wouldn't have the courage to say that to my face you motherfucker. If you talk shit about my waifu on here again I swear I will fuck your shit up so hard they'll be picking up pieces of you across the entire continent of North America.

>>9078651
>Manicpaint

Meh

>>9078681
Libman tier thighs?

I find it weird that AJ isn't bearing her midriff but Pinkie Pie is

>>9078661
No, no... You're describing Twilight. Your point is something else...

>>9078661
God damn it Lauren fuck off with your stupid mary sue Twilight Shit OC.

No one would ever put that in the show. The color scheme is awful and her back story is shit. And she turns into an alicorn? fucking really? Seriously fuck off.

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>>9078636
Too bad you're wrong.

>>9078675

Rubbing the underside of your glans to orgasm.

I too am a professional masturbator, and I was fucking floored when I found out.

I came like 6 times in two hours from it, because it doesn't put much strain on your dick

>>9078661
It hurts because it's apt.

>>9078675
Roll a fingertip over that spot where the head meets the shaft, find the sweet spot, and keep rubbing your fingertip in little circles over it.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_job

Do that with your finger instead of a tongue

>>9078715
Whoa, I wasn't going to argue but then you actually posted the worst and ugliest pony. I'm sorry for the loss of your good taste, Dooks.

>>9078662
I think you're bootiful, Rarity!

>>9078706
Appljack is working. She's get all sun burnt and stuff.

Pinkiie is just a super slut and thus dresses so

>>9078661
You forgot that her servant/little brother is a superpowerful being that usually terrorizes ponies...A FUCKING DRAGON

Who has saved the day himself several times

>>9078651

>you will never get in the octagon with your qt3.14 fit waifu

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>>9078730
No. We are going to continue talking about ponies. I have faith in mlpg

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>>9078730

KNOCK KNOCK


IT'S ME, RATBOY GENIUS!

>>9078729
I love how you can feel the pressure build up, it feels like your dick is a clogged pipe ready to burst, then you finally cum and the relief is incredible

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>>9078436
Who could ever consider passing up a night with a gorgeous little lady like this?

>>9078664
Blarg, I'll try. See what I mean with "conflicting traits" is I would like a little four foot tall waifu, but I would also like a seven foot tall waifu. If I tried to use all my favorites, she'd just cancel out into a normal human girl, probably.

How about... Pudgy and tall, big butt, permanently itchy anus. Pear-shaped with massive legs and normal upper body. Green smooth skin, alien-type eyes, long stringy hair. Sharp teeth, long fat tongue that secretes slime. Mind altering powers, big feet, freckles, dresses in casual clothes, super cute face...
SEE? I CAN'T STOP. IT'S A WEIRD MIX THING THAT DOESN'T WORK.

>>9078756
what's a pony

>>9078777
>permanently itchy anus
That's the oddest thing on that list.

>>9078729
>>9078675
>Professional masturbaiters


I bet you lot are nothing more then your average jerk off the street

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>>9078777
>permanently itchy anus

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>>9078780
......I FORGOT

>>9078805
What kind of reaction is that?

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>>9078776
>you will never play final fantasy 11 at the top of its glory again
>all you can do is play that shitty wow clone FFXIV World of Realm ReCraft

>>9078777

>permanently itchy anus
well uh, that's new.

everything else is pretty much great though

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>>9078808
The best one

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>>9078780
a small colorful horse

>>9078812
>>9078805
>>9078798
That's it, the shame is too much.
I'm leaving forever.

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>>9078810
>playing MMOs

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>>9078810
FF11 was good? I played it for like 10 minutes on a free week and just wondered how people could pay to play it

>>9078777
Looks like something CWC would write. You should be ashamed.

>>9078800
You underestimate the amount of time I've spent with my dick in my hand, I know it like the back of my hand, and i know all the sweet spots

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Tin, tin, tin...ti nini...

>>9078730
I'm afraid to ask.
Who's the pony?

>>9078830

no don't leave, explain that shit

I am so interested in fetishes, you don't even know

>>9078843
Zonks OC

>>9078843
Lamar's OC.

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p____ p__

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>>9078807

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>>9078864
>>9078856
Oh... Oh! That must be good for him.

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>>9078873
PONKA PEE

>>9078842
I CAN HEAR IT

>>9078735
oh my, that was quite a load

>>9078842
I can hear it in my miiiind!

>>9078830
No wait come back

Explain to me this itchy anus fetish

>>9078873
PERFECT PETITE

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>>9078843
Lemonpuffs

How much does a commission like that cost, anyway
do you get a discount if that fucking rabbit is in it?

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>>9078877

>>9078873
Did Twilight Sparkle just knock Pinkie's tail off?

>>9078851
I DON'T KNOW! Just imagine the constant nagging itch and the relief she'd feel when you scratched it or fucked it away for a while. She'd always be digging at it and rubbing it up on stuff and squirming....
See, though, it would be wrong of me to curse a creature like this. Selfish to cause her such torment, if I'm wishing her into being.

>>9078873
pretty pony

>>9078873
pWORST pPONE

>>9078873
Is there anything Pinkie Pie can't do?

>>9078730
NOOOOOO!!!

Lemonpuffs was MY woobie...

>>9077705
Completely out of topic, but I drew that pic and I'm so flattered that you used it for a MLPG!

>>9078906
Jerk him enough and he will draw your OC

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I can't stop thinking about a Max Anarchy inspired MLP game.

>>9078930
get bent SB

>>9078928
She can't not be Pinkie Pie.
Alternatively, she can't not do anything.

>>9078912

See, now it's kinda hot

I hope you get your dream monster girl someday

>>9078932
Hey man, its my favorite villains all in the same picture. I love you man

>>9078938
>"I'm getting to pink for this shit"

>>9078932
you should draw more
it's very nice

>>9078932
That's pretty good! I like it!

>>9078952
I could go further in listing traits she might have, but seeing the reaction to something as simple as "itchy anus", I'd be here explaining things all damn night.

>>9078932
It looks really great!

You have a gallery anywhere?

>>9078938
The things that you conceal
They can't hide you
The things that you reveal
They can't guide you
What you thought was real
Is just a lie too
If you can't find the truth
The truth will find you
The things that you detest
Are deep inside you
The things that you possess
They only ride you
The words that you confess
Are just a lie too
If you can't find the truth
The truth will find you

>>9078932
Draw more, so that we may bitch and complain about how you don't draw more

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>>9078966

>>9078928
Be a good pony

>>9078988

I was just curious because I'd never heard it before

keep going!

Pink isn't even a real color.

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>>9078943
>She can't not be Pinkie Pie.

>implying

>>9079008
One step further.
Maybe sometimes, for our amusement.... She would like to dress up in a cute clown outfit.

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>>9078994
I already listened to that like 10 times in the last hour god damn it. I'm going through the whole ost again.

Fuck I don't even like rap that much but I love this shit

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>>9078942
Someone say my name?

>>9078997
MLPG likes it's coffee the same way they like their ponies

Anally

>>9079014
>it doesn't have a specific wavelength
>therefore it's not a real color

autist, plz leave

>>9079030
I've never tried a coffee enema but it sounds awful.

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>>9078831
i just tried out that queens blade MMO today its shit, but goddamn those tits & asses

>>9079023

Well uh, alright that's not too strange I guess

anything else?