>rape

>rape

>leth deletes his thread
this is the worst of all realities

>rape

Which CMC likes her buttcheeks squeezed the most?

Like tears in the rain.

>consent

Nasse, why the fuck are you using a code?

Wait, since when did satan get a tripcode?

>>906019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs

>>906015
Well he did write the rules on making new threads

Ur a Shazbot Leth

Good nigh-morning MLPG
I felt like I taught someone something.

>>906023

>>906024
>>906025
Only when making a new thread
I had a clone yesterday

Look at our post numbers.
>you now realize that MLPG is the most active thread at this time

>>906019
And don't forget to show your work when answering this question.

>>906023
That fucking feel.

That said, you dun goofed pretty hard there, man. I'm not sure how you can recover from this.

Probably just best to start wiping your core files now.

Scenario time: You and Twilight have been dating for a few months. It's not that serious yet, but both of you are having fun. One day, she makes you dinner (She's not a great cook, but Spike helped, so it's edible), and reveals that she'd really, really like to violently rape you with magic when you were least expecting it.

Do you agree to let her?

>>906030

>>906031
Where does the quote come from for that anyway?

>>906048
No, he needs to fucking leave. As in right now. Never return and never post again.

>>906049

>>906043
Thread age: 4 minutes and 19 seconds
Posts in /mlp/: 50
Posts in thread: 20 (40.00%)
/mlp/ posts per minute: 11.55
Thread posts per minute: 4.62

MLPG is always above 30%.

>>906060
>Only 40%
2SLOW

>>905995
Do you have anything to say to me before I go to sleep, oh great and mighty My Little Pony General?

>>906049
Well, yeah.
But only when I really least expect it.

>>906049
Nope.

>>906060
>Posts in /mlp/: 50
U wot m8?

What does it mean when a pony "becomes his flaws"?

SB please respond

>>906049
Well
uh
um
I mean
that's kinda
would it be rape if I gave her the permission to do that
will I die
>>906073
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!

>>906049
What kind of magical rape are we talking?

>>906073
I love you.

>>906077
Since thread thread was created.

>>906023
Filthy sandraker

>>906073
Yes.
Your mattress needs to be flipped.

>>906079
Nightmare Moon

>>906073
i liek ponies

>>906068
>that feel when diamond swords are in charge of mlpg

>>906094
get out

>>906079

It means he turns into a giant floppy horse dick incapable of self propulsion

>>906090
Is there enough energy tonight to explain this?

>>906083
>will I die

Only your body.

>>906054
>he thinks that our machine overlord can leave!

>>906083
Damn man, I thought I was the only one who started humming Hotel California to themselves while browsing MLPG.

>>906094
blue pone is best pone

>>906101
Or this?

>>906097

This is actually closer to reality than you might think

Leth is a Sandraker

>>906084
The kind that you feel very ashamed for enjoying.

>>906103
Okay I'd rather not

>>906102
It's pretty self-explanitory.

>>906049
If it involves large amounts of physical pain, probably not.

If it's just about dominance and some scratching and biting ohhellyesthatismyfetish

>>906106
shes my favorite pony too

but rarity is the best

>>906111
I want details.

>>906110
Only when the Blood Eagles are full.

>>906113
Humor me.
No really, I can't go to bed, I need to stay awake for another 5 hours.

>>906084
>>906083
She won't, of course, hurt you beyond her ability to heal you, and the safe word is up to you. Should you accept, Twilight will roll 2d20 every hour until she gets two 20s, and then she'll teleport you to her and fuck you silly regardless of what it was you were doing. There would be no mercy, that's kinda the point, but she'll try not to break any bones unless you struggle. and she can fix them up later anyway

>>906116
>not liking the feel of a girl stepping on your balls
Fucking casual
Ponies would be better at it, those hooves have amazing crushing potential

>in an ERP about Dash
>stuffing her full of food while I rub her swollen belly
You know, sometimes I wonder how I ended up at this point in my life.

applejack thread

other fruity ponies welcome

Taking a drawing req. Please keep in mind that it is 4 am.

>>906082
please

>>906110
>implying sandrakers aren't 2slow
If you gotta go fast, go Blood Eagle

>>906126
Well in THAT case

>>906112
You don't have a choice.

>>906129
>not screencapping
post that shit
i'm so horny

>>906083
>>906085
>>906089
>>906094

Jack of a little, eat a big horse cock, and go to sleep, MLPG.
Love you all, good night.
-Anonymous, signing off

>>906129
>that feel when at first you didn't want to erp because it was pathetic
>now it's because very few people can write on the fly

>>906126
I'd definitely agree.
She's gotta do something for me, though....

>>906128
>not liking the feel of a girl stepping on your balls

I enjoy the feeling of my balls remaining intact.

>>906126
Oh, if there's no permanent damage then that's an auto-yes.

>>906145
She has some suggestions.

She has been reading the Generals.

So, Nasse gonna draw them two Tabascos fighting one another?
I need it, for fapping purposes. I mean scientific fapping purposes.

Why are all the pegasi in this show unlikable faggots?

Except Derpy

>>906145
Of course, she'd owe you one, at least to the same degree that she did to you. Nothing permanent, nothing she didn't want, but she promises to rehearse her lines.

>>906144
Well fuck I just thought of how much i have been ERPing in MLPG.
What the fuck did you guys do to me?

>>906156
I am currently watching wakfu
Then I told Leth I'd draw AJ kicking an palm tree

>>906082
Yes?

Sorry, posting is difficult.

>>906157
I actually like RD and YQ, but you're free to your opinions.

Doesn't mean they aren't, like, bottom 2 out of the mane 6, but still.

>>906157
>not liking best new pegasi pones
wtf man

>>906133
Dashisbetter

>>906152
Can it be lactation

Have you given YOUR Applejack her daily bellyrub?

>>906159
Then she better cast the "want it need it" spell on her candy vag.

>>906172
She is Iron Pony, duh

>>906168
Would you draw with me?
in a totally bro kind of way

>>906162
>I wonder what erp stands for
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope

...oh

I can't get off on the idea of being dominated.
I guess I'm just not an M type.

>>906174
no

she becomes too gasy everytime and I choke on her apple scented farts

>>906171
>Not Like Doyou Evenlift

>>906177
Sure, what does that entail?

>duplicate file entry
>duplicate file entry
>duplicate file entry

>>906195
Edit your pictures.

>>906191
I didn't think this through very well

I don't know

>>906184
Twilight could magically twist your brain into loving it.
At least for one evening.
She promises to turn you back by tomorrow morning.
"Trust me."

>>906173
It can be whatever you want.

If my accounting course was a pony.

Murder.

>>906198
ITS LIKE A POSTED A GIF FOR A SPECIFIC REASON OR SOMETHING

>>906200
I'd trust Twilight
but Anon always makes it feel like a bad idea

>>906206
Edit your gifs.

>>906191
>>906199
But I will message you over tumblr
if thats ok

>>906133

Me gusta.

>>906174

I...I don't have one...

>>906210
Yeah that's what I'm thinking.
Why does she want to do this again?

>>906206
gifs are pictures

>>906147
Well then, she'd grin and clap her hooves together while the conversation turned to other things. The next day, she'd begin rolling. A few days later, when you'd almost forgotten about it, she'd hit gold. You'd be out doing something, talking to somepony, when they turn their head and bam, you vanish in a flash of light. A moment later, you'd be slammed against the wall hard enough to knock the wind out of your lungs, and a magical gag would wrap around your face.

Though you couldn't see her, she'd be grinning as the tendrils wrapped around your limbs and bound you tightly, tying you to her will as you became helpless to stop her from reaching out a hoof and wrapping it around your body, squeezing you tight as she began to hug. Leveraging the magical binds to keep you upright, she'd jump up and wrap her hindlegs around your waist, hugging you softly as she placed her head on your shoulder and slowly nuzzled into your neck, letting her mane flow freely behind her. With a pulse of her horn, she'd pull you to your feet and force you to awkwardly walk over to the bed, lifting you on top of it and sprawling you out on it so she had all the room to hug you she could ever want

>>906200
I bet Twilight would enjoy being taken by force by a big burly human man.

>>906200
There's trust, and then there's trusting someone to rewire your head. I don't even trust myself that much.

>>906217
She's in heat. You could try waiting it out with Zecora but that would be a bad idea because she's in heat too.

>>906217
"Just..... Trust me......"

>>906224

>>906221
With his massive, callous covered, slightly hairy hands.
His fingers digging into her mane like the brute his is, forcing her to do what he wills.

what flavour is their ponymilk mlpg?

what do each of them think of you suckling on their swollen pony teats?

>>906219
Well everything went better than expected
inb4 some anon writes a gory continuation
I know we can never have nice things

>>906140
>She whimpered a bit as she took another bite, crumbs tumbling down onto the swell of her stuffed belly. Her stomach was so full, taut, almost as tight as a drum as your fingers brush across it. She whimpers again. "Uh... I don't even think I'll be able to fly after this..."
>His hands gently pop the last bit of pastry into her little mouth, lightly pressing his fingertips against her lips while she chewed and swallowed the last bite with a strained gulp. He leaned in to give her a kiss on the forehead, before smiling and brushing the crumbs out of her coat. With one arm cradling her, his other hand moved down her soft coat, across her chest, and to the source of her pleasure and woes. A soft coo came from her lips as his hand moved over her swollen gut slowly, gently. He moved it back again, causing the fur to stand up, before smoothing it down once again. His hand brushed past her teats and in between her thighs. Hot and wet, he toyed with her lips before moving his hand up for another squeeze of her taut tummy.
Bitch still hasn't replied yet, I'm dying over here.

>>906229
I can trust you but I'm not sure you can trust yourself.
>>906228
I don't think she would be asking at all if that were the case.

>>906219
>cuddle rape
That's illegal!

>>906215
is it ok

>>906233
I bet she'd love it.

>>906237
>past tense
This confuses my boner.
plz more
also what are the chances that's actually a girl

>>906223
>What's the harm? It's just a simple spell!
>She's right, and it wears off the next morning, but you can still remember
>still remember how good it felt to serve. How the thrill of following her commands dwarfed your regular emotions. The joy of subservience filled your memories, and you wanted more

>>906236
She hugs you so hard your skeleton pops out.

>>906245
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA

Who's a silly pony?

>>906231
She keeps trying to use her magic to escape, but every time her horn starts to glow he flicks it with a finger and breaks her concentration.

>>906245
FUCKING KNEW IT
AND SHE SAID NO DAMAGE SHE CAN'T REPAIR

>>906250
I didn't need to see that.

>>906241
why does nobody else like crotch boobs? i feel like a minority of people do.

>>906243
100%, I've known her for several years. She likes doing it in the past tense for some reason.

>>906240
Dude, it's okay.

>>906256
Casuals can't into anatomically correct horse tits.

>>906244
And that's exactly why I wouldn't trust her.

They always say they will put every thing the way it was, but that's impossible without a complete memory wipe.

>>906233

>>906257
>knowing a girl who does pony erp
i want your life
do you guys need a third or like what

>>906256
I like crotch boobs. It's too bad ecmajor is the only one who draws them.

>>906244
>that feel when new fetish

>>906256
I've really grown to love them lately.
I never thought I would, but over the past month and a half, or so...

>>906257
max jelly

>>906259
Ok

>>906263
>This is the last time she was able to convince Pinchy to hold a camera 'for a second'

>>906245
>Mr Bones' Wild Ride

>>906238
Her parents and Celestia raised her to care about the feelings of others.

Zecora, on the other hand, will pin you against a wall the moment you step through her door and pour one of her many, non-medicinal potions down your throat.

>>906252
>The human hand is very good at absorbing magic
>Just grabbing her around the horn makes it almost impossible to do simple things, leaving her with the option of either using enough magic to decimate ponyville or letting you use her horn like a joystick to manipulate her head
>The boiling heat down below makes the choice for her as she realises that it's been so very long since she's felt this powerless, and it's exciting

>>906244
Eh.

Can't relate.

>>906277
I can probably handle zecora.

>>906266
I could always ask.

>>906277
I have the tolerance of Pickles.
That bitch is going to run out of potionses.

>>906256
I like
I mean that's the only way to get tits on a horse after all
>>906267
I would but I'm not that good
And I don't really draw stuff like that

>>906283
well yeah, she's only a cartoon

>>906261
>she agrees to do the wipe, your frantic eyes betraying how afraid you are you'll sign away your own freedom
>as she casts it, all the previous times you've been wiped begin to appear
>you never used to be like this, she's been slowly changing you into something different, each wipe leaving the tiniest change you could never detect
>you were the one who asked her to
>she has a checklist of things you want changed

>>906277
Fuckin' a, I'd head to Zecora's.
What's the potion going to do???

>>906257
Put a ring on that before someone else does.

Should I do it? It's so tempting.

>>906293
It's pony viagra.
She's gonna fuck you until your dick bleeds.

>>906256
I love them. They're barely even there most of the time, just fun little nubs, and they only get nice and sizable when they're ready to be milked, which I'd gladly do. Manually

>>906286
i'll make it worth your while

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>906278
>all humans are atronachs
captcha stores ssytea
Hmm

>>906299
Only if you feel you have enough talent to contribute and you can stand the bleeding heart atmosphere.

>>906300
So hard she rips the skin?

Anyway
Bucking reference(s)
I've never drawn that pose

>>906299

>You will never be a silly pony

>>906305

derpy is beautiful.

>>906291
>you don't remember writing the checklist
>you think this is a plot she came up with
>your relationship slowly becomes poisoned as you begin to fear not only her, but all the ponies in town
>one stormy night you slip away and are never seen again

I'm pretty sure there's a movie like this.

>>906305
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>906309

>>906239
She knows. She'd apologise to you afterwards, she knows she went too far, she just hopes that maybe one day you can forgive her.

>>906313
if we kill ourselves we'll be reborn in equestria

>>906300
>"Your blood flows with me, the essence of life."
>"Soon I will forever be your pony wife."

>>906308
There are people who have tumblrs just to follow artists too
>duplicate file entry
>duplicate file entry
>duplicate file entry

>>906322
BUT WILL WE BE SILLY???

>>906322

You go first

>>906306
I've always liked that bit of headcanon.

I also like the headcanon that all the autsists in WH40K are Blanks.

>>906332
Interesting

>>906299
sure, helps keep tabs on all the good ask tumblrs and artists

>>906331
Okay. See you there.

>>906327

dem loli horses, man

>>906315
>She tracks you down, appearing in front of you at the dead of night when you're tired and can't respond fast enough to grab her horn and yank, the only thing you've discovered that'll take her out for long enough to escape.
>She pins you against a wall and shows you a handwritten note from yourself to yourself assuring yourself you're serious
>She wipes your mind again anyway
>You wake up the next morning thinking she's a little bit more beautiful than she was the day before
>You think to yourself, ain't love grand

>>906325
Eehhh...
I wouldn't mind being Zecora's voodoo love slave.
I'm sure she's got all kinds of potions and herbs to keep my mind clouded with pleasure.

>>906332
All Culexus Assassins have Asperger's
Works for me.

>>906298
That's reserved for my girl who RPs as Pinkie in bed. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm really not.

>>906340
Yep, definitely not into mindbreaking.

>>906332
I'd like to disagree with your head canon.

You know this really is a night thread.

>>906336
like rose

>>906346
you have to be lying now
there is no way god hates me this much

>>906340
It really is.

>>906293
Who knows, she just randomly grabbed it off the shelf. It could be something that keeps you going longer than the Energizer Bunny, it could increase your output, or could make you larger, or do something that even Twilight Sparkle couldn't come up with in her most perverted dreams.

The only thing that is certain is that you human body is quite sensitive to it seeing as how the potion was made for a pony instead.
Maybe the effects will never wear off.

>>906351
yeah, all the creepy twaifu-fags came out.

>>906351
When blood and semen flows through head

>>906349
With his stench and other habits you can't tell me that Jurgen isn't a high-functioning autist.

>>906359
I can't complain.

>>906351
I need some relaxing music to get through it. Anyone have a proper playlist?

>>906352
like rose

>>906346
THAT'S YOU TOO????

>>906310
Shit, I dunno.
Like this or some shit

>>906366
I've been up so long I have to get as much powerful music as I possibly can I'm afraid.
>>906360
I've not even got a boner from any of this, yet

>>906340
>It keeps happening

>>906359

You know, this would be solved if waifufags who like other pones talked about your waifus

Let's get some variety in here

>>906351
Nothing better.
We've turned to perverse horsefuckery rather quickly.
Night threads are best threads.

>>906371
Sorry. If it helps, the ERP chick is infrequent and just fucking signed off for bed.

>>906375
But when you do you will owe us your debt.

>>906310

>>906348
Oh, but it's not breaking, she's making you better. It's your idea, after all.

Isn't it?
Not that you'd ask yourself those questions, you can't even remember they're there to be asked. What you can see, though, is a Twilight lightly sleeping in front of you. Why would you ever need anything else?

>>906346
I'm the guy that made the ring comment.

Fuck you you bastard.

>>906366
Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na-Yl-n0yfE

>>906387
I'm too tired at this point.

>>906383
I just want to stuff my face between Pinkie's butt cheeks.
IS THAT BETTER????

>Decide to visit /tg/ again after a longish break
>The entire place is /v/ now
Fuck it. MLPG time.

>>906386
teach me your secrets

>>906392
Thank you.

>>906348
What about ear scratches?

>>906383
I think I can Dashfag with the best of them too

>>906395
>implying mlpg is any better

If Big Macintosh has one apple and Applejack three, who has two?

>>906389
Every time this fetish comes up all I can do is debate with myself the nature of existence.
Fuck sake.

>>906389
>Implying I'd need mental alterations to feel that way.

If Purple drank is for /those people/

Then is purple horse to?

>>906383
Well I can't write stuff like that
And I'm fine with Twilight
Too bad people who waifufag her always seem to be into mindbreak
>>906389
I would not ask that.
>>906388
Okay thanks

>>906401
That one seems to swing wildly between "a nice feeling" and "instant mind-control"
I like both

>>906406
Applejack, after she eats one.

>>906394
But with all the candy and sugar that she works with would make her all sticky.

Your face would get stuck.

>>906394

Come on, surely that's not all you want. How'd Pinkie react? Would she like it? Would her giggles cause her butt to shake a little, massaging your face? What would you like to do with her afterwards?

>>906409
>Not blatantly pointing out racial stereotypes on 4chan
You new here?

>>906408
Of course not, but... she was always the love of your life. Is making that even stronger not the greatest gift she can give you?

>>906389
>>906407
I've also thought long and hard about this and I'd rather be mind-raped into happiness than live a free, unhappy life.

Probably something to do with the high dosage of SSRIs I take

>>906397
I honestly couldn't tell you, dude. I just asked my girl after finding out she liked pone, and the ERP chick is a freak from a fetish community I used to go to a long time ago.

>>906359
At least none of us have posted the tentacles screencap.

>>906392
>that top fucking comment
music is worst on youtube, truly, with these faggots around

>>906410

i waifufag twilight and i wish I could get more vanilla stuff, rather than this domination-taken-to-the-logical-extreme nonsense

>>906414
That's just making it better.

>>906394
her large pink buttcheecks? but couldn't you get stuck, anon?

WHY?

WHY ARE THEY SO TINY?

>>906401
When it's the kind where you make her feel good
not the kind where you suddenly control the entire kingdom by scratching Celestia
The whole mind control thing related to ear scratching seems just silly

>>906363
In the books Jurgen has been shown to be able to interact with other humans with no problems, and his unwavering dedication to Cain and lack of fear can be attested to the fact that Blanks lack any kind of soul or a presence in the warp. Autists on the other hand have a very hard time even in the most basic human interaction.

>>906406
>that feel when you miss Applejack's math questions

Oh god I am not seriously jonesing for algebra am I?

>>906395
>whining about a thread that's about making a campaign based on an RCT thread

>>906389
>Twilight.
>Doing a spell properly.
>Thank god you cannot remember any of the dreams.
>She has to pin you down sometimes, your screams echoing in the small library.
>She tried to calm you down, talk to you during one of your fits, but she stopped after you started to respond to her, your eyes still closed.
>All the memories she tore from you, they still haunt your subconscious, and they come out to play in your dreams, twisted and warped.

>>906419
See I'm on the other fucking end of that. Pretty much my entire family needs those things and I have thus far resisted using them.
I think I'm strong enough to cope. For now.

Which pony would make the best waifu?

Practically speaking of course.

>>906419
But what is life without freedom?

>>906428
>that bed is clearly made for humans
Look how small they are.

>>906437
>Practically
Luna

>>906437
AJ probably

>>906429
Oh, so the only part about pleasuring a marshmallow pony god non-sexually with your fingers is the notion that ear-scratches might make a pony drift off into a stupor and be totally under your control?

>>906421
Wait, so you have the perfect girlfriend and yet you ERP with some random chick?

Either your girlfriend is beyond amazing, or you're an unfaithful fucker.

>>906435
>Twilight.
>Doing a spell properly.

Yet another reason to keep her out of my head.

>>906428
Females love giant fucking beds.
You stupid?

>>906437
Applejack.
She's just an all around perfect woman. Not a girl, woman.

>>906424
>youtube comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t45SzJDiGk

>>906426
But someone's already made a joke about ripping the skin, so what am I supposed to do now?

>>906444
I read that ten times over and I couldn't make head or tails of that sentence.

>>906410
I'm not all that into mindbreak, I just want to spend time with Twilight

>you will never be a fellow pony academic who shares a rivalry with Twilight, until eventually you start to gain respect and admiration for each other and propose to go out for dinner one day
>purely an opportunity for debate of the latest magic breakthrough, of course
>at least, that's what both of you are telling yourself

>>906444
It's nice when it makes them zone out just a little, and feels nice enough they'd be thankful if you did it again. When flicking behind their ear breaks them enough to make them betray everything they care about? What's the point.

>>906415
I'd just sort of sneak up on her.
She'd be working in the kitchen and I'd just sneak up and stick my face in there.
And she'd get ticklish and giggle, and the customers waiting in front of the counter would wonder what all the giggling is about back there.
And she'd jump away and tell me to save it for later.
Sorry, I'm bad at this.

>Ponies

>>906435
>implying Twilight can't perfectly pull off any spell she's actually prepared

>>906395
Did you see the porn dump there where someone dumped a doujin about a guy fucking a centaur?

Why do they hate ponies?

>that feel when the whole thread is sad lonely guys talking about pony waifus
cut it out you guys

>>906461
>Failsafe spell.

>>906440
>implying that's not a special pony-size gang-bang bed

>>906463
but this is what the night threads are for

>>906437
Rarity.

She is a proprietor of her own fashion house/boutique, she appreciate tidiness, she's passionate about the things she loves and overall she's a very pretty pony.

Also her family seemed like a lot of fun.

>>906463
Don't want to cuddle up with a waifu?

Quick question here: Are you a fag?

>>906463
>not being a sad lonely guy who has a pone waifu

Get on our level nerd

>>906446
She lets me have my impossible fun (i.e. stuffing Dash full of cake till she can't fly), but when it comes time to rustle around for real she knows I don't go anywhere else. I indulge her, too. We're trying out bondage and PinkieDom soon.

>>906457
What about just scratching your favorite pony behind the ears and making her lose track of time until you stop and she sees that you have been scratching her ears for hours and she has missed all her appointments today?

What about waitfor you her to yell at you then scratching her again?

>>906473
am i allowed to have a husbando instead?
is it ok if it's sb

>>906456
>the night will never end with your limbs held in place with a magical glow as she slowly runs a tongue up your leg, promising you she'll grant you release if you admit she's right, and it IS the most important magical breakthrough of the last century
>you disagree, it's fascinating theoretically but there are no practical applications
>but... her tongue makes you feel so good, just one word and you knew it could make you feel so much better

>>906468
Either way i like what i see.

>>906473
not him, but I've only ever found myself physically attracted to guys IRL and female ponies, not the male ones.

>>906463
All the normalfags are asleep.
Time for ronery threads.

>>906462
>implying all of /tg/ hates ponies

>>906467
>implying that failed
It's not a failure if your spell just wan't strong enough to defeat a god.

>>906463
Hey I'm not-
Fuck

>>906428
>they're not much bigger than their pillows
hnnnnng

>>906461
A spellbook from an alternate universe appears in Twilight's library one day full of spells she's never heard of before.

Where did it come from and what spell does she attempt first?

Alright guys, this thread has inspired me. I'm ready to date an attractive ponyfag female who will indulge all of my eroti fantasies.

Girls, please apply in this thread, and I will notify you when your application has been reviewed.

>>906479
Yeah, that's okay.
You don't want to be lonely on a cold night. Or morning.

>>906486
They're just too cute to resist.

>>906463
Come back in seven hours.
The night belongs to we perverts and waifufags.

>>906428
>rarity
>generous

>>906478
That's kinda abusive. I'd just scratch her until she needed to go, then I'd make sure she got on her way. I'd still be there when she got back, like always.

>>906450
>giant fucking bed
>giant bed for fucking

That Hemstock and Jennings track should be winding down about now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O0kuoiAm2A

>>906502
I'm gonna put my alarm to ring 7 hours from now So I'll know when to leave

>>906486
I'm sorta like that.
Men are just nicer people for the most part

It feels like everyone in this thread has fetishes and scenarios they want to write, but never manage to do so.

Get it together guys.
Write some pony pornfiction

>>906430
>Blanks lack any kind of soul

Which is where I first got my "blanks are autists" idea.

>>906498
>it's MLPG's spellbook of absurd magic Twilight would never actually know but helps for fantasies
>Equestria is ruined within the day

>>906498
>what spell does she attempt first?
Wish.

>>906511
sure is r9k in this post
In my experience I agree

>>906513
I like the way you think

Ugh, I'm fairly rustled with the full front of the fandom right now (you know, the "bronies"), how do you guys sate your desire to be unrustled?

I'd draw for you guys tonight, but I need to unrustle somehow.

I'm just so close to done with this stupid fandom.

my fault for putting myself in the forefront in the first place

>>906512
>implying I don't manage to do so

>>906463
Lonely, hungry guys.

>>906519
Art-Anon is that you?

>>906519
Learn to live with it and stay on the lifeboat.

>>906512
I can't write
hell I can barely draw but even then I can't do porn

>>906519
www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wZiqJlu3U
Start with this

>>906519
WHAT DID WE TELL YOU?

NEVER
LEAVE

>>906519
draw the rustled jimmies gorilla punching a brony

>>906490
/tg/ probably hates elves more than ponies

>elf slavegirl threads

>>906519
I draw
or listen to "only dreams now"
Or both at the same time

>>906515
I wonder if we should make our own version of the comedy spell generator but with Twilight and fetishes instead.

>>906526
No, I run the bandpuffs youtube channel

>>906527
I don't even leave the boat

>>906533

>>906538
What would you do with a pone slavegirl?
She can be whomever you want.

New art class is finally up on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ooz_KxAv4&feature=youtu.be
Also decided on a trip to use if I ever need to start new threads. And I swear I'll get to those annotations in the videos, soon.

Boy I sure do love these apples

>Slugboxponies.tumblr.com now has a password
Anyone know it?

>>906498
Let's find out together.

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire

>>906480
>you will never do nothing but lie in bed together enjoying the afterglow, still in debate
>you will never admit she's the only girl who you could ever have so much fun with
>she will never say the same to you, before offering to continue in the morning because you're both too tired to think any more and just want to cuddle with each other

>>906519
waifus

>>906544
Free her?

>>906542
>That stream
that shit was glorious.

Also, holy shit, thank you MLPG for getting me off chrome, goddamn!

>>906437

Fapplejack of course

>>906541
>I don't even leave the boat
>MFW /b/ threads and MLPG are slowly becoming the same shit

>>906542
>THAT FUCKING STREAM

>>906544
I would probably free her.
nofun

>>906515
>>906516
>>906540
>Twilight casts Bigby's Crushing Hand
>Lyra orgasms

>>906549
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_of_annihilation

>>906544
I'd get her a nice, tight, think black leather collar, and a nametag with her name and my contact details on, and then I'd tell her while she's wearing this, and everybody knows she's mine, she's free to do as she likes. I don't want a slave, but everybody will question a slavepone without a master, so I'm giving her her freedom.

>>906512
>implying I didn't already start when I asked MLPG what to do when I first broke and they told me to do it

>>906550
>you will never have a girl that stimulates you both mentally and physically

I hate the world.

>>906541
Tanman? i was in your God Hand stream earlier.

>>906555
>That feel when you read a thread from the archive from January and they already seem different

>>906544
>pony slave, wat do?

>>906504
Would you done a mask, cape, and spandex before stalking the night and scratching the ears of pony criminals until the authorities can arrive?

>>906569
Not all threads are the same you know.

>>906490
Not all, just plenty of loud neckbeards. Sadly they are more than enough to force the rest of us off the board with report spam.

RIP, Counting Stars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLHrYh9b4I

>>906544
Clearly, I would tie her up, then force her to fight my private army of cutebolds.

All night TO THE DEATH!

>>906570
Whatever you are told.

>>906550
>before you leave, you will never organise another date in a few day's time, giving both of you plenty of time to prepare your references and backup as you decide this is a question that needs answering properly, not by Twilight forcing an admission out of you
>in order to make sure you both really, really want to win, the victor gets to do whatever they want to the loser all night long
>you don't tell her, but all you really want to do is hug

>>906548
When did he do that? Is he really trying to force people to buy his shiny pony stuff?

>>906549
>Eliminate Dandruff in Fanboy

>>906559

>>906570
beg for ponycock to suck

>>906544

>>906572
>doe

>>906570
Probably get raped.

>>906587
Oh deafdefiler, you card.

>>906567

Yeah, you caught me. Darn, I thought everyone forgot I ran that dying channel.

>>906556
>>906552
>>906542
Hah, didn't know anyone liked that stream or picture as much as they did.

Ugh, so yeah, anyway, how2unrustle?

>>906548
>"TakeMyShirtOffAndCry
"

>>906572
No, I'd whisk them away and make them my own, at least until I could be sure they'd never again threaten society

>>906560
>any matter which comes in contact with a sphere is instantly sucked into the void and utterly destroyed
But wouldn't that suck all the air out of the room instantly?
nofun

>>906549
>Dread Butter Sphere
>Pinkie and Dash then proceed to eat it, growing sizeable drum-taut bellies as they do so

>>906594
No jimmies only dreams

>>906555
The only goddamn difference between MLPG and the /b/read outside of Episode Day is that MLPG is slower to die and has more drawfags.

>>906587
You are still among the living I see.

>>906587
So I heard you hang around in the Korra generals these days?

>>906594
I personally unrustle with waifu discussions

>>906563
>D/s and pones
Someone had a good thing going with Fluttershy a while ago that never turned into a proper story.

>Spend the night over at Fluttershy's
>head up to her room
>Fluttershy is waiting for you with her collar on
>she lingers her gaze on you for a minute before remembering to avert her eyes
>"H-hello, Master... how is it you wish for me to please you tonight?"
>she spoke before being granted permission
>You glare at her, and she quivers in fear
>the tension in the air is palpable as you raise your hand, pausing at its height and relishing her flinch
>you pause a moment before striking her, hard, across her face
>she whimpers and falls to the bed
>after a moment she whispers to you, her eyes locked on the bedsheets.
>"Um... don't I get two for flinching?"

did anyone save the wolf nanaki version of this

>>906594
Well if it's night where you are open the window and breathe for a while.

>>906563
Are you the guy that ruined that ear scratching thing with Rainbow Dash last night?

>>906611
How'd he ruin it?

>>906572
NO BROTHER, BUT I WOULD WRESTLE THE CRAP OUTTA THEM.
AND WHEN THE GUARDS COME TO GET TAGGED IN, BROTHER, THEY WILL FEEL THE RUMBLE TOO!

>>906603
Not quite, we're mostly anonymous and rarely talk about each other's day. Also we don't post a picture with almost every single post. But yeah, the similarities are a little disturbing, sometimes.

>>906609
Oh god.

>>906611
I don't think so, I quite like Dash scratching
she's one of the pones that works oh so well with power-play

>>906607
NO BONER
NOOOOOOOO

>>906620
I don't think the /b/read talks about horse fucking either.

>>906609
is that chistery?

>>906627
What the fuck else is there to talk about?!

>>906626
woohoo

>Fluffy pony drowns

Something more in-house now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS46tsHzDgg

Would you grab a unicorn by her horn and pull her head gently from side to side?

Here's a sketch
I hope Leth is still here

>>906498
She casts Locate City.

There are no survivors.

>>906620
We talk about eachothers' days all the fucking time

>>906614
There were four or five people that responded to the first one, but the one anon wanted Dash degrading herself and the other one wanted to fuck Scootaloo. It sorta died down to just them, the it died for real.

>>906640
Can you set up a synchtube instead of spamming?

>>906579
>after a fierce debate spanning several hours, Twilight finally admits defeat
>she will never then present herself to you,allowing you to do as you wish
>you will never then tackle her to the ground and start covering her in kisses, professing your love for her and singing her praises

So.... If your pone waifu switched brains with your favorite CMC, would you still her in her new little filly body?
She's also got the voice of that CMC.
And the switch is permanent.

>>906603

>>906607

>that feel when you were the one who suggested Fluttershy gets off on being dominated and humiliated

>>906646
I'm already using my envy of the skill of a thousand artists to get better but I can only take so much

>>906649
So... who ruined it? That just sounds like lack of interest

>>906650
>one link every 5-7 minutes
>for something someone asked for
>spamming
But okay if it'll dry your bitch nigga tears I'll look into synchtubing.

>>906609

oh my gosh, is that a man or a woman?

I honestly can't really tell, although my woman sense is tingling though.

>>906610
I always have my window open, but thanks I'll try that.

>>906606
Hm, uh, ok then. I like AJ because she is cute pone. Also pretty green eyes.

>>906644
Yes. It'd irritate her, but there'd be very little she could do about it, and she'd forget when I kissed her

>>906660
What was that?

>>906657
pay me in rape dollars and I'll fund it properly

>>906653

As long as she still has Twilight's mind, I'll be enjoying playing with Twilight's orange wings

>>906649
They all ruined it.

>>906649
I didn't want to fuck Scootaloo!
I just wanted to scritch scratch behind her ears and maybe play with her vagina a little.

>>906428
>Look at all that fucking space below their legs
>Spike sleeps in a cat bed at the foot of Twilight's bed anyway
Did Spike ask for this? Did they use to snuggle when Twilight was really young? Does Spike miss that?

Go to bread, you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQh48EA14g&context=C4c03c76ADvjVQa1PpcFNQAVjSzhkMPN7O--zNXEheSYq
OSgDBpH8=

>>906669
Stop being so good

>>906676
THIS JUST IN
SHE TREATS SPIKE LIKE SHIT

What is MLPG listening to?
http://youtu.be/344OpaQCAQI

>>906662
I've been enjoying it as it is, no complaints here.

>>906681