Music general
>>903123>Cowboy bebop ostHoly shit its so good it's like REAL MUSIC AND NOT MUSIC FROM ANIMES
>molesting
>>903123THAT'S NOT MUSIC!! THAT IS BUT A PICTURE1
>rape
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What kind of music does Yellow Autism listen to?
No fuck this thread.>Fanon>Try-hard name joke to cover up an anon thread
does anyone have a drawing request ?
>>903191Maker's Mark?
Gotta go fast!
>>903202Shut the fuck up Winston
>>903202
>>903190Meshuggah
>>903199Rarity eating dirt
>those two ponies both play music>they must be best friends
>>903219You must be newer. Winston's our resident drunkard.
>>903219No anon, YOUR new is showing and it made laugh harder than I should
>>903190Sounds of the Ocean and Noises of the Forest but lets not forget her favorite track, Winds of the Desert.
>>903219>New.Nah, it's just Winston.Which is somehow worse. But at least he isn't making Tabasco stories.
>>903225
>>903199Twilight Sparkle assplay please!
>>903190Reggae
>>903191This is the time where Leth mark threads so it's on his hands
>>903219>Winston>NewNah
>>903190Eurobeat
>>903230>no fun allowed
Hey, music people.What's the difference between a guitar shred and a guitar riff?
>>903190Yanni
>>903267>he still has funI bet you even have a girlfriend, faggot.
>>903237>Tape and Lego fics.
>>903283Fucking normalfags
>>903278Shred - MetalRiff - everything else
musicalpone
>>903278One goes brnnnng and the other one goes prannnnng
>>903298
>>903279
>>903278a shred is something fags do for moneya riff is something musicians do for money.
>>903252>Inb4 Smile marks it making a 24-hour marking run>Just like Leth used to do long time agoGo to bed Smile
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s320x320/522985_3369291078382_1452372543_2928465_587318846_n.jpgDo you want?
>>903298Rurrburr Durr!
Ronbon Dawsh!
>>903297
>>903297does anyone know if there is a full version of this picture?
>>903313Yeah, like I'm falling for that for the third time.
ranboo doosh
>>903319Why?
>>903327It's an Applebloom plushie, don't know what that faggot didn't save it and posted the pic
>Scratch/Octavia fanonPls go.
>>903313Invalid request.Was that supposed to do something?
>>903340see>>903327
>>903313fuck no
>>903342>Implying is not going to be canon in s3Is 2deep4u
>>903325http://mylittleponyproblem.tumblr.com/post/12019822027/sweatshirtFrom a quick google-search
>>903342I think the Octavia thing was the first fanon that really rustled my jimmies. She appeared for half of a fucking second and then no one would stop talking about her.That that was the season finale only intensified the problem.
>>903358Merci
Y'all are a bunch of faggots
>>903371>why is she so perfect /co/
Holy shit.This is great.
>>903371Whatever shit the wedding spawns will bother me deeply
>>903342
>>903384This is just so wrong.
>>903386>people still treating toy names as canon
>>903386HAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES! you really think thats real?
>>903381Faggots you say?
>>903371Remember when people said she was Pinkie's sister?I don't get how you could get so obsessed with a background character like that.
>>903313Looks like it was their first crack at sewing a plush and they didn't have an actual pattern to go off of. Kinda reminds me of back when I was a kid my mom used to sew shit for people in her spare time for a little side cash. You know, like when the elementary school would have their little '70's night sock hops she'd sew dresses and shit. Kept begging her to tech me to use it. Wound up making a beanbag. Didn't look like a beanbag.
>>903390I hope you don't include Shining Light in that.
>>903386Here we go again!
>>903401Only if you dont shoop out the bellybutton
>>903386You misspelled "terrible". Not even trying.
>>903393Why doesn't wubpony just use her magic to levitate the instrument toward her?
>>903386Thanks doc
GLITTER GLUE GLITTER GLUE GLITTER GLUE
DORKS
>>903386How is that page not locked yet.
>>903418I do.
>>903386>fanon season threemfwHow about you stop that.
So was this when it all started?http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/559696_361023227269245_265444660160436_948580_1560975063_n.jpg
>>903415Combination of >Tumblr and >Fanon
>>903420>bellybuttonmy fetish
>>903429Why doesn't the man just auction it off?
>>903429Why doesn't wubgoggle play real music?
>>903381
>>903415What is Vinyl Scratch.
>>903430>calling him doc>green>no purple whatsoever
>>903444nobody is falling for it>>>/b/read
>>903386>Learn the ancient secrets of flightIf this was better written I can see someone tricking a lot of ponychanners
>>903411Oh man you should have been here last night. Some Brony facebook group posted a screencap of the Derpy one. All the members thought it was real and where flipping their shit over how excited they where.
>>903456
>>903470oh my god, it must have been glorious
>>903386>That lyra episodePeople really think thats real? I mean lesbians and homo haters in mlp.>>903460Ocyavia.>>903470Damn I miss that.
>>903381Well at least I dont sound like a backward hick!
>>903467>Leth cured his crippling pony addiction with more pony
>>903470Anyone save it?
>>903443I would expect the opposite to happen.Don't worry about fan pandering in season 3.
>>903470>bronies>not being gullible as fuck
Fur Affinity is best affinity!
>>903467Did you have some sort of mid like crisis and resort to obsessing over ponies?
>>903462There's clearly a purple line at the top of the image.
>>903467
>>903483I only have one cap.
>>903492Man that "writer" thread, he was doing a great job until he start talking about >fanfiction
>>903467Hey Leth, apparently you were running a S2 marathon stream much like Jesus did back before September there truth to that?
>>903492Bronies are some of the most suspicious bunch.They guard their money like jews.
>>903510It hurts to read.
>>903462You must be blind.
>>903480Fergit y'all.>>903478You think THAT is good?Rainboom Crash left and started threads on ponychan.
>>903510>Wayne chimicherrychanga carrPerma virgin detected.
>>903526You're joking, right.Have you fucking seen the commissions they throw their spaghetti-stained dollars at?
>>903526Unless they're getting scammed by Faceless.
>>903526Nope. That wore off mere weeks after Faceless made off with their cash.
>>903510This is why abortion shouldn't have an age limit.
>>903495>emotion
>>903419http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/rhs54/one_does_not_simply_get_off_of_mr_bones_wild_ride/
>>903535>LeftOh yeah, he left with a mods boot print permanently pasted to his massive autistic ass.
anyone else listening to MS stream? who is the autistic homestuck guy talking goddamn. i think it is krek?
>>903542Forget that, they gave fucking FACELESS ONE HUNDRED DOLLARSFOR NOTHINGTHEY'RE STILL MAD[/spoiler
>>903546>>903544I wasn't here for most of the summer and fall. What shit did faceless pull?
>>903543>"screencap"This?
>>903551>implying that I'm going to click thatNICE TRY
>>903560some jimmy rustling fraud
>>903559>100 dollars>anythingwat
>>903557Thats not the amazing part.The ponychan thread was hilarious. Even faceless showed up.
>>903560He literally waltzed into ponychan, sounded mildly pathetic and walked off with over 100 spondulis to spend on porn. Some of which was stolen back but disco though.
>>903551
>>903560>What shit did Faceless pull>Shit
>>903570...I gathered that.
>>903560>shitpffft
>>903568That's... interesting. What's the story supposed to be behind this?
>>903598Don't make me say it.
>>903598Its a Jr pic based on fanfiction.
>>903543It was just the Derpy section of the fake episodes.
>>903551>linking to redditle no.
>>903598You new here?
>>903609>>903620Oh, is this supposed to be some Nyx shit?
>>903551Psychoshy is best shy. Better than "Pinkamina," better than that fucking... Dash >fanfiction.Better than a whole load of stuff.
some of you guys are artists right?just wanted to post some stuff I thought was cool and might help you.http://muddycolors.blogspot.com/http://www.ctrlpaint.com/digital-painting-101/
>>903607what kind of reaction is that?
>>903598Ponychan trolled mercilessly.
Mr Bones's wild ride needs to be youtubed
>>903626Yes exactly.
>>903598Jr made that for some fanfiction, then we had him slap the TV rating and CC boxes on there, then he posted it on ponychan, and we all laughed as they flipped shit for a few minutes, and then assholes alerted ponychan like the bitches they are.
>>903626Nigga you blind? Thats Luna but anyway is a fic and she commit sudoku or something.
>>903598Picture: NTSTS's 'Lunacy'. It's the opening scene where Luna tries to kill herself.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1otLptD1bfPRoL2L_M85GzBMf6g96rqSjpj89VOcK85w/edit?hl=en_GBWhat happened in Ponychan: Jr. made this along side that one, and someone posted the seemingly leaked shot in Ponychan. Mild laughs.
>>903632
>>903626Faceless made the picture as a commission for someone. They got the idea to turn it into a fake screenshot and post it on ponychan. Chuckles were had for a few minutes before they figured it out and got butthurt
>>903560Said he needed money for an operation or he would die or some hilarious shit like that.He ended up making like 100$ before he was caught, and spent it all on commissions of scat pornAfter all the ponychan butthurt that caused Faceless went from being public enemy number one to /co/ celebrity
>>903626Someone help thid poor soul
>>903620Not that guy, but not everyone is here for every little thing that goes on, brother.
>sorting through pony folderfuck there is a surprising amount of furry porn in here and i aint even a furfag.
>>903635reddit has it nowonly the dead can know peace from their evil
>>903639Ponychan sentries, bro. No fun allowed at all.
>>903658>>903658>and i aint even a furfag.I have some bad news, anon...
>>903653*It was Jr., and I commissioned it.
>>903648>>903653>bronies actually think they would include an episode where a character attempts suicideJesus, I gotta get in on trying to scam these gullible sperglords. Sounds like candy from a fucking baby.
>>903658>surprising
>>903658I have only one, and it's more a funny picture than fap material for me
>>903674Shut the fuck up, Sentenal
>>903633Because it's hard to troll those idiots.>>903661I wonder if the sentries are still here.Hello sentries.We are going to 'visit' /oat/ in about 10 minutes.Expect massive wrestling.
>>903674>suck all the dicks
>>903648>An immortal princess goddess tries to kill herself by hitting the ground really hardI'm not even sure that would work... oh, I'm guessing it didn't.
>>903700It doesn't. She isn't in her right mind, obviously, though.
Give me some cute pones before I'm sent away to the man in white tomorrow.
>>903700Yeah, one of several. Finds a way though at the end.
>>903581Is it still up? Link?
>>903460Vinyl Scratch is Twilight and Shining sister
>>903700Why can't they just run this shit like Highlander and have Luna and Celestia sword fight to the death for the crown?
>>903700>that feel when cannot die even if you wanted
>Winston trolls the IRC
>>903700Well, it's gonna hurt.
>>903709>2012>getting gelded for being betaYou're a hero, anon
>>903709
Besy ponychan troll so far was the dude who pretended to be part of the animation team.
>>903700Luna wasn't even in character for the fic
>>903693Hell, they flip out whenever we post shit that isn't even trolling. This joke synopsis for the valentine's episode was posted around 3 times and all of which were locked and labeled as a raid.
>>903740Which time?there were like several
>you will never be anyones nigga on MLPG
>>903734>Implying I wasnt intentionally beta because being turned into a cute little trap fucktoy is my fetish
>>903734
>>903754hhhhnnnnhhhh
>>903709>>903747To be fair, the story was written pre Season 2.
>>903759mah nigga
>>903754>*poke*>tiny unicorn jabbing you in the calf to get your attention
>>903729What the hell did he do this time?
>>903725Kill the only other immortal being of your species? And be forever alone? Man, even McCloud met that woman at the end of that one movie.They're probably a dying breed (after all, no males).
>>903757All of them. I guess whichever one lasted the longest.
>>903747There wasn't a character for her back then.
>>903751>twirity
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>Not raping your little pony
>>903791Epplejack
>>903775Posted that luna pic.Made the few bronies in the chat cream themselves.
>>903760mah nigga
Not enough cute ponies.
>>903791Which tripfag enjoys anal sex the most?
which pony enjoys blue plate specials the most?
>>903794But she's so cute and tiny. Why would I do that?
>>903809Rose.Maybe sentenal.
>>903809I love anal sex in the morning
>>903788Get bent.Twirity is an amazing ship.
>>903809Do namefags count?If so, Rose
>>903809>>903810which tripfag enjoys blue plate specials the most?
Why is everyone in ponyville such a slut?Did Celestia quarantine Equestria for because of it's terminal case of nymphomania?
>>903802Screen cap?
some weird shit man
suddenly we ded
Do you think AJ likes the taste of pony tails, since she is biting them all the time?
>>903823>it's
>>903809fire lord>>903810what is that?
>>903823She enchants the flowers to pump out pony pheromones.
>>903807Never enough
>>903818Sho nuff is
>>903823I'll just say...There's a reason why Ponyville is 95% female and they're almost always nude.
>>903831PFHAHAHAAHHA!>>903834No.
>>903831id hit both Raritiesand I guess FS can enter too
>>903791Twist just loves to be stretchedAJ only likes it deep
>>903847>Implying horses usually wear clothing
>>903837It's as in possessive not it is.fuck you
>>903831>thin raritiesHoly hell, then exist. And check out that fucking starswirl.
>>903831I lost my shit at that spike.
>>903831>that spike
>>903843Have one of my favorites.I love the way this one looks.
>>903864>He doesnt know the difference between its and it'sAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH WOW
>>903831Suprisingly decentThat spike would be mah nigga
>>903831Mmm. Dmm Rarities. That Flimflam Bro is hilarious. Just... a huge dildo attached to his forehead.
>>903831Those Raritys are kind of decent.
>>903831>that Photo Finishwat>that Flim (or Flam)wat>that... Starswirl the Bearded?wat>that- who the hell is the one in the long coat and flat cap in the back supposed to be?wat>that shirtless SpikeHoly balls. That's actually pretty fucking neato.
>>903868Thickity is best though.
>>903864>It's as in possessive not it is.
>>903864learn to english moron
Alright I may regret this.
>>903512Yes, 14th and 15th, starting at around 10 AM Pacific until we're done with season one first day, season two second
>>903831>that fucker with the fedoraevery time
>>903890>Implying thin girls arent the best
>>903864>uses a possessive apostrophe with pronounsISHIGGYDIGGY
>>903890Ross, pls go.
>>903897What.
>>903897OH GOD SB WHY
>>903897the fuck am I looking at here
>>903899Ah, thanks
>>903897sb. SB. SB.
>>903846Glad to see another!
>>903902>implying slightly thicker girls with nice all naturals aren't fucking awesome
>>903897>tendrils
>>903831Mr. Breezy guy is ballin'
>>903897God damn it, I just fapped.Why didn't I hold out 5 minutes longer?
YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU?
>>903902>>903912>Implying you aren't a fag if Thickity doesn't give you at least 10 bonersQuit fapping to 10 year old boy bodies, anons.
>>903897>MRS CAKE SHITS HERSELF.PNG
>>903902>implying you would not fuck the shit out of the shapely Marilyn Monroe in her prime.Thin - Shapely is my limit. Any chunkier and you get the fuck out.
>>903831Is that...Mr Breezy?That deserves props.
>>903932Is Spike gonna have to choke a bitch?
>>903862They consistently all wear hats in Appleloosa. And clothes in Canterlot (unless you're a model) and in Manehatten.
>>903925>Implying thin girls with dat DFC and a fantastic ass dont win every time
i like butts
>>903887>>that- who the hell is the one in the long coat and flat cap in the back supposed to be?That's Mr. Breezy
>>903935>humanYou fucking 3dpd loving faggot piece of shit.
>>903949>flat chestsgo fuck a boy or something
>>903951draw some then
>>903932>That Rarity trying hard not to look at his penis.
>>903935Cosplay is a turnoff.I fucking hate cosplay
>>903877>PinkiedashOh, is it 2011 again?
WHY IRC NO WORK
>>903951>i like it in the buttFixed that for you.
>>903897Futa? or Scat?
>>903951We know, Rose.
>>903932
>>903968>>903951HA HA TIME FOR ROSE
>>903949>thin girls with DFC>implying toned/mildly built girls aren't bettershapely=toned>thin
>>903958
>>903964Pinkiedash? What are you talking about?
>>903971i think pregnancy
Is it time?
>>903976>>903949>>903925>>903902>>903890>not fucking horses>2012What the fuck happened?
>>903993newfagsDon't worry, they'll convert soon enough
WE ROSE NOW
>>903966Dang, so no cap then? A shame.
>>903961You're just jealous that you will never be pulled into a hotel room after a convention by a total stranger and roughly fucked and used in your pretty costume before finally separating and never seeing each other again, moving on to new cons and new partners.
>>903987It is.It's canonical.Well probably not the swimsuit.
>>903984Pretty old, if you ask me.
>>904008sb why thoughwhy ;_;
>rose>liking buttsWasn't jessy the one with the pone butt fetish?
>>904005No man, it's just not right.
>>903927>>903952Eh...If it is supposed to be Mr. Breezy, it's a pretty poor cosplay. Aside from looking like a portly middle aged man, I ain't really seeing much Breezy on him. Dude should've gone more towards matching his apparel than his coat color.
>>903990>yfw this is on Rose's tumblr
>>904005...Well fuck. I'm now fapping to a 1 sentence "you will never".:3
>>904012>kloudmuttwow i really am back in the days of bad ships and can't art
>>904012I don't know what you're talking about.
>>904012PinkieDash is the oldest canonical ship - discuss.>ships>canon>pick one
>>904014Just a weird compulsion to draw a butt and it turned into something else.It's over now though. Everything will be okay.Until the next time.
>>903997inb4 Leth tells us that not everyone has to want to fuck horses to be here
>>904027Pretty cute yo.
>>904034not if i break your arms
>>904034sb draw more best shipdooo iiiiiiit
>>904032Thats not Twidash! She totally want to rape her in the first episode yo.
>>904027>or I'll get the soapnope nope nope nope nope nope
>>904032False!
>>903990I want to snog that donkey
>>903431He's dead, Anon.
>>904032
>>904036I know I don't.I want to love them and cuddle them. Nonsexually.
>>904051HAHA TIME FOR SOAP
>>904027>that drawingWoah.
>>904027holy fucking shit, did rose draw that hand holding the baby?
>>904051Soap you say?
>>904060>Wearing a hoodie.NO SAD FROG YOU ARE GOING TO GET SHOT!
Can we discuss slutty mare within the next two hours I'm tired of going to bed at 3AM.
>>904027What would sleepy do for fun?
>>904034well it is so hot
>>904077No.
>>904032>not twidashnigga that was in the pilot
>>904052that is the first fan fic I ever read, and it's one of only a few I actually have saved
>>904095Man that was a cute fic I was expecting a shitload of flutterdash after the episode.
>>904032>implying RD crashing in to Twilight in the first episode was just an accident
>>904079>Pinkie gets soap up her ass>bubbles everywhere>Derpy out of nowhere popping butt bubbles
>>904092Don't you lie motherfucker.
>>904032I have solid, infallible evidence of the supreme and oldest ship in the fandom. It spans back all the way to October of 2010, and the foundation for all other ships.Best ship among all is friendship
>>904109YOU WANNA GO>>904110YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT, FAGGOT
>>904110gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>904110whats it like to have friends
>>904110Goddamn I thought you were going to say manesixsome
>>904117Why are you asking sentenil?
>>904117>implying he'd know
>>904117pretty awesome
>>904120Why did i type mane.Fuck shit.
>>904114OI MATE YA DONT GOT NOTIN ON ME MATE GET AT ME YA BLOODY WANKER
>>904117what does it feel like to have friends
>>904117Bags of sand
>>904117I had friends once.It was awfully nice ;_;
>>904110>Dash's gaze>staring right at Twilight's hornWonder what she was thinking about...
>>904110>andthentheyallfucked.pngAm I doing it right?
>>904135horribleim your friend
>>904117It's like having all of your 4chan posts and all of the responses to those posts placed on your wall for all eternity.
>>904110I like it. Canon, cute, and it lets me waifufag like a madman!
>>904144friendship
>>904135>>904117A warm, bubbly feeling in your head to know you make someones day brighter by being in their life.
>>904087>You will never survive wearing a hoodie at night
>>904117Awesome.They beat you up and insult you and belittle your accomplishments.
>>904135You are still autist?
>>904159challenge accepted
>>904034Could you edit out the preggo please, I can almost appreciate it.
>>904135I could be your friend, NTSTS
>>904165It's incurable.
>>904117>>904135Never had a friend in my life, so the fuck would I know.
Imagine Twilight Sparkle's reaction to this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzoXPav7uzs
>>903278Riffs are not exclusive to guitars— they're the catchy little bits or trills in a song. Shreds are sort of guitar-exclusive unless you're really fucking good— they're less focused on being catchy and more based on playing a very quick or very technical line."In The Hall of the Mountain King" would be a good example of a Riff-based classical song (based on one line that is very catchy). The entire Inspector Gadget theme is based on a riff. BAnaNAnaNA INSPECTOR GADGET BAnaNAnaNA NA NA (HOO HOOOOO) would be the riff.A lot of faster varieties of metal are good for Shred-based songs.That's what I think anyway, I could be very, very wrong.>>903949Isn't that more /a/'s or /jp/'s thing?
>>904176You are still writing? I have been away for a long time.
>>904135do horse friends count?
>>904133BRING IT ON OLD MAN! BRING IT ON!
>ponythreadsimulator.jpg
>>904191Neigh
>>903278a riff is a more planned portion of a songa shred tends to be mindless speed
>>904157>oh shit I better make something up or else everyone will know I'm a friendless permavirgin and they'll have my ass
>>904195No people, let's be smart and bring it off.
If you could get away with it, how many characters from the show would you rape?
>>904159>Be white.HAUEUEUEUEUE
you guys are really beta and have terrible friendswhy does that surprise me
>>904159Joke's on you -- I'm white
>>904211Every mare and filly I guess?
>>904214>That feel when you grew up 100% white in a school mostly populated by Polynesians and got beat up almost daily for being white
>>904211All of them but Rarity. I'd hope that she'd help me out with the rapings.
>>904215Self denial and revelation
>>904211None. If I let them fuck me in the ass, it's not rape, right?
>>904211All of them.These are easy questions.
>>904215I have one good friend. He's great.he's a ponyfag too
>>904211spitfire
>>904199
>>904215I have great friends, personally!They just don't know I'm a horsefucker
>>904211All of them.
>>904208how bout you fock off ya bloody chav im comin to your home and beat you down with my bloody dick ya wanker
>>903897I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE
>>9042110
>>904239>Not asking Spitfire to teach you how to be a slutty mare
lol sexi spitfirehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wcQxXpFIID0
>>903278A shred is usually a run up and down a scale (or possible a mode but fuck if I understand that wizardry). A riff, called an ostinato in the classical world, is just a repeated phrase.
>>904231She totally would
>>904211I don't want to rape anyone.I want to be raped.
>>904215Plenty of great friends, some of which I've literally known all my life. Three ponyfags, with only one in any danger of crossing the line into brony shit.
We ded?
>>904272Get in line.
I have freinds. Plenty of them. Although I am the only one still hanging on to MLP. And they ALL used to have the old McD's toys.Shit's lonely, man.
Is it really hard making friends?I find it harder to make true friends
Would you help her MLPG
how come no one wrote tiny baby Scootaloo molested by her father?
>>904256Mrs. Cake is pregnant with Pound and Pumpkin and also in a green swimsuit.What's not to get?
>>904274We're all just masturbating right now. Give us a few minutes.Late night is like this sometimes.
>>904259Oh I'm sure you wouldn't have to ask. She can see that look in your eyes and just tell.
I just want to cuddle pone.why
>>904274
>>904215Nah. I have bro as fuck friends.One of 'em is a ponyfag, too. Hates bronies and she's a woman.
>>904265>possibly a modeNo shit.You're going to probably play modes if you are running up and down a scale.
>>904262holy shitmoly i have a boner
>>904285>not being able to masturbate and browse the thread and cry>at the same timeWhat are you, some kind of casual?
>>904285>mfw i just fapped>mfw ill go to sleep now
>>904265yes, what this guy saida riff is a repeated phrase or motif"shred" is not a musical term, however, but is something usually associated with guitarists who play really fast
>>904295Bullshit.
>>904291I know that feel.
>>904279I think you have to interact with friends to make them good friends.Between sleep, work and pony I have very little time left over for 'friends'.
>>904262>>904299>That samefag
>>904300Give me something to make me simultaneously masturbate and cry.I really need it right now
>>904300>cryingyou should take up drinking.
>>904296I'm a total hack when it comes to music theory, much as I hate to admit.Like I said before, I have no fucking clue what a mode is outside of brief mentions in passing conversations.
>>904300>crying>not openly weeping
>>904308I would hug a derpy.Imagine how delighted she would be.
>>904262>slowpokeEQD isn't NEWs
>>904265Yikes, that's a bit more technical than I'd usually go.I've always heard it used to reference a catchy part of a song, repeated or not... then again, I suppose a line would have to be repeated to really get stuck in someone's head. Perhaps, then, you're right.
>>904317Aw, your cute, but wrong. Sorry kid your detector is broken.
>mfw I realized I went from 'jesus christ I'm fapping way too much but I can't stop' to 'asexual automaton' overnight and haven't had so much as a boner for the last week.
>>904319Our Last Goodbye. RaginSemi. Ending is a ripoff of Asimov.
>>904211Trixie Cadence Zecora and Rarity's mom
>>904262ok this is what i want right damn nowi want a hot swedish blonde wearing nothing but body paint of a wonderbolts costume to straddle me while she talks sexily about apple pies in my earthis will cause me to orgasm
>>904259>implying you have the kind of money that it would take for personal lessons>implying that you wouldn't just buy her book on the subject
>>904324>that gifAll of my d'aww.
>cryingManly men don't cry. They bottle it all up then snap and go on a murderous rampage.
>>904328>cute but wrongAIN'T THAT CUTE?BUT IT'S WROOOOONG.
>>904328He is being a faggot but calling him kid is just as bad as samefag.
>>904324>tfw she laughs and wiggles her arms out from under yours to hug you back
>>904319Combination of reading material and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrsgIEBwIZM
>>904330Link? I don't want to dick around with clopsort
>>904280i cant even tell what is going on. this sketch is awful.
>>904348>armswat.
>>904335Slutty mare, etc
>>904324derpy is a cute marewhy would she want a hug from a greasy sweaty neckbeard
>>904330Why did you cry with this'>Sex every 500 years>Suddenly she die>He destroy the universe with fire
>>904351they're always awful just hide his posts
>>904329You broke it. See a doctor.
does anyone know what happened to kevin sano's porno tumblr?
>>904356Forelegs. Whatever.Fuck me, you people are picky.
>>904328>Calling someone a kid>Trying to defend yourself as an anonymous poster after throwing in capitals to try throw people offGet a load of this guy.
SB, are you still here?Draw a snails.
>>904324>she bursts into little giggles and nuzzles back into the hug, flashing one of her million-dollar smiles
>>904359Gives her coat a nice shine?
>>904360didnt cry. felt, though.
>>904280I would rape her
>>904359But I shower everyday and don't have a neckbear.
>>904371no draw best ship
>>904371fuck you faggot he draw enough snails as it is
>>904365alpaca-san.tumblr.com
>>904365it's ponymouthhugs now.
>>904335I want Spitfire to bring in Soarin and give me a lesson on sucking cock.
>>904350http://exm.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=333&warning=9
>>904397WHYISNTTHISATHINGYET
>>904397Anon why are you so gay?
but derpy is a very lovely pony.she'd hug anyone and everyone if she could.
>>904360Oh wait THAT'S the one you guys are talking about? That thing was stupid as hell. Too detached to be romantic, too absurd to be fappable.
>>904395>alpaca-san.tumblr.comNot foundWe couldn't find the page you were looking for.
>>904411>>904397Because no one's written it yet, probably.
>>904412he is the slutty mare
>>904406Alright, song and fapfic suggested, time to rock.
>>904412God damn it anon I dont know where my sexuality lies. I'm not attracted to the male body at all, but I want to suck dick.
>>904412I think we have a rampant case of faggotry.It's only a few anons now, but if we don't contain it the faggotry will spread.
>>904397You aren't the only one.
>>904432Any kind of dick, or just pony dick?
>>904421Sounds like you're volunteering.
>>904365http://ponymouthhugs.tumblr.com/
>>904331What did those three deserve?
>>904439For a while it was just pony dick. But now I dont know.
Can you met me by the lake, MLPG?
>>904432I'm the same way. Traps are awesome.
>>904411>>904397http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13882/1/Sports-Equistrated%3A-Wet-Mane-Edition/Spifire x Soarin, but maybe not EXACTLY what you are looking for.
>>904397The secret to giving a good blowjob is wanting to give a good blowjob. Wanting to take that cock in your mouth and just suck the ever-loving hell out of it. Really get into it.Not even joking.
>2,000 pics in so far in ponyfolder sorting>my mlp diaper folder is already at 50 picsim not even a diaperfag and i dont even remember saving these. in the early days of /co/ i would pretty much save every picture posted
Will somebody PLEASE just hurry the fuck up and write slutty mare gets railed by soarin while spitfire tells her what a good slutty mare she is already? We've had this going on for days.
>>904351What's not to getPinkie Pie's so fat that she's wedged in a doorway, and the poor thing needs help. She'll fuck you if you help
>>904465That isnt at all what we're looking for. It's not the characters. It's the feminization.
>>904468Like a vacuum cleaner?
>>904432i'd suck my own dickthere is no way that makes me gay, because i'm not attracted to men, nor would i suck another guy's dickwell maybe i'd give him a hj if he had a nice cock, but i'm not sucking down anyone's cum but mine
>>904460Bring a towel.
>>904474I'm no good at that sort of thing, I can hardly even do passable greentexts.
>>904481No, silly. Like a slut.
>>904474I want to, but I havent had time to write.
>>904465Thats not even closeDo you even read the shit you link you titanic loser?
>>904465Why do I always enter these threads at the right time to see posts like this?Also I'm streaming.But not under a stream on the list.
>>904499get fucked ross
>>904497it's sentinel, of course not.
>>904504>RossNo, the other faggot.
>>904497No, because I don't get off on this stuff. I just had it in my library because someone linked it before, and I check out all links if not for a second. Remembered this particular one and linked it.>>904479Ah, ok.
>>904524You don't? What are you gay?
>>904321Well, a most basic description would be say you're playing a C major scale. If you start on any note other than the root or fifth note in the scale it would be a mode.You could call the root and fifth a mode but that is just the major and minor scale.Its more complicated than that unnecessarily so but you get the idea.
>>904497All Sentenal does is link shit and pretend to be useful.
>>904523RCH?
>>904371>>904394I've actually been consciously toning it down a bit.Besides I've got Featherweight now.
>people getting mad because sentenal linked them the wrong erotic pony fan ficiton
>>904524You're a sad, strange, pathetic person
>>904553Draw them both! Featherweight riding around on Snails to get a better camera angle at something in a tree.
>>904321http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_modethe difference between a mode and a scale is fairly subtle and not anything you need to know to play music
>>904568We're making fun of how lonely and useless of a human being he is.
>>904483I knew I wasn't the only one.
>>904553have you drawn featherweight in panties yet?pls i need this
>>904568I can see the cocks smashing against the wall, faces contorted in rage that their fantasy won't be realized tonight.>the epic struggle of man
>>904533...Huh.Well, y'learn something new every day I guess. Thanks for telling!Have some cute pone in return.
>>904589no draw anonpone getting fucked by soarin' while spitfire coachesplz
>>904586who drew this, rose?
>>904607Looks like her.
>>904499>>904523so you're not going to give us a link then?
Would you give Pinkie Pie the prototype soda from Willy Wonka that makes you float until you burp?
>>904607it is rose style of pony but the lines are too bad to be her. trust me i am a huge rose stalker.
>>904622>giving out links to the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factorylol
Rose, post pictures of your art.
So how about those ponies.Straight-to-DVD movie when?
>>904634Totally.As long as he promised not to go up too high. I don't want her to get hurt somehow.
>>904603i like to call her sousie tubathe tuba is such an underappreciated instrument
>go to clopfic directory>ctrl+F "our last">http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/216WAS IT REALLYTHATFUCKINGHARD
sketched some silver spoon after she got dumped by diamond tiara for the cmc.
>>904634no of course not, it's not finished and could be dangerous. especially for a cartoon pony
>>904622At first I wanted to see who I would be called. Thought it'd be funnyonly to me.http://www.livestream.com/brokencog
>>904553Thanks SB, you're always my favorite artist.
>>904634Only if she got all poofy by drinking it.
>>904659NeatThough I don't think the notch on their back legs works that way
Your favorite pony is about to fire your M38 carbine.They loaded it with your Hungarian Yellow-Tip ammo.What do you do?
>>904568It's more that sentenal fancies himself a "useful" tripfag, but all he does is act as MLPG's shitty version of google -- a search engine that usually fucks up and mostly just posts painful spaghettibender comments.
>>904648I was at Disneyland the other day and there was a quartet playing some music. The tuba guy was playing a pretty amazing walking bassline on his tuba, shit was pretty cash.
>>904652YESBut yeah, I just finished it.Unfappable, but sad.
>>904652
>>904648>I_played_at_the_gala_where's_my_fandom.jpg
>>904634What would it be like if Pinkie Pie and her fiends found golden tickets and were given a tour of Wonka's
>>904673call /k/ because I have no fucking idea what is going to happen.
>>904648It tends to be, often they don't even get a counter melody like other low brassFeels good being Trumpet
>>904679Being good at the tuba is like being the best sock folder in town.
>>904659Makes me want to hold her close and tell her it will be alright as I slowly pet her head and draw the pistol in close.Just sleep.
>>904673Wonder where the fuck they got an M38 with that ammunition. I don't have one.
>>904691a highly specialized, and therefore lucrative, occupation?
Why haven't they done a rap song yet?
>>904647>heMy balls itch.
>>904673Watch as they fly back into the wall.Silly pony, you don't put heavy ball into a short rifle.
>>904640Karkat pls go.
>>904688trombone all day erry day
>>904672can you tell me how it's supposed to be?
>>904709Mah nigga
>>904675pretty much thishe's like the linkboard, except annoying and nobody wants him
>>904688>TrumpetMy nigger.
>>904691I've actually got a really nice sock folder. What are you implying?
>>904688>that feel when you sing bass>that feel when you never get to sing the melody>everFeels bad man ;_;
>>904710it's like a person's heel I think
>not playing based saxophonehahahaha, you faggots probably don't even own a single fedora for your ska band
>>904686Pinkie would drink the chocolate river, Rarity would turn into a blueberry, Applejack would get into the Fizzy Lifting Drink, Dash would be shrunk... uh... Shit, it's been a long time since I've seen that movie. Fluttershy would never make it through the tunnel, though.
I just found out that this guy was the voice of Spike in the original MLP series from the 80s.
>>904673Stop them because there's no reason to shoot in the house and AP is going to be hell on the old bore.Also why the fuck would I have an M38.
>>904729>Rarity not being Veruca Salt.Come on, now.
>>904695>kill silver spoon>implying she doesnt just follow popular kids around
>>904724>>>904710I can tryone sec
>>904679>tfw you played at DisneyHad to spend a week there,Kinda sucked, but hey I got a cheap "Lol Sekrit club" music bag and pin.
>>904736Oh fuck Cow and Chicken my childhood.
>>904679disneyland musicians are the besthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkSXrBqi_yI
>>904729>Rarity would turn into a blueberryWhy boner, oh why?
>>904747It's easier to acquire than a superior Kar 98k?
>>904710Remember it's not so much that the bottom half of the leg is like a square stuck onto the oblong stump of the upper leg, it's more like there's a little notch out of the whole mess.
>>904747Hungarian yellow tip is lead-core, you retard.
>>904758Kill yourself before the corruption spreads.
>>904752>implying silver spoon isn't best filly
>>904748I said it's been a long time since I saw the movie. I can't remember who ended up which way that well. All I remember clearly is Gene Wilder's Crazy Tunnel Ride. That shit sticks with you.
>>904673>Laugh my ass off at beginner's lean.>Pick the rifle up and load it with proper ammo.>Fire off all 5 shots without a problem.>Pony doesn't realize I'm using proper ammo.>Pony now worships my physical prowess.
>>904729oh godThat fucking tunnel
>>904729Wonka would kill himself an hour into the tour.
>>904768K98K's are expensive and hard to find in issue condition bordering on not worth the effort and money.
>>904779And of course immediately after that I remember what happened to Veruca. Down the Bad Egg chute.
>>904736Rob Paulsen is a male Tara Strong, did voice for everythinghe is mister opportunity on those car commercials
>>904710Aside from the hind legs, I like it.And in case I'm talking bullshit here some other drawfag will probably correct me.
>>904795>Toastedmarshmallow.png
>>904673HELLO /k/!I saw that thread earlier.
>>904773Too late for me.I've spent many orgasms on blueberry inflation.It's more common than you'd think.
>>904804Yes, it's not a fucking dew claw.The most useless of claws.
>>904793Like I said.
>>904804cool thanks
>>904793>Find Kar 98K on gunbroker>almost buy it>"But if I'm spending that much money...">New AK-74 arrives the next week
>tfw you as an artist is drifting away from ponies and onto more generally /co/ things and its tearing you apart.
>>904736no wait that was Charles Adler
>>904810Wait what thread
>>904823I drew JB todayIt felt amazing because it wasnt total shit
>>904799I agree.But that's not Rob Paulsen, that's Charlie Adler. He did the voice of Ed Bighead, Buster Bunny, and lots of other characters.
>>904810Hello to you too
>>904823I can't be bothered learn proper human anatomy yet, and there's no /co/ related thing I have an urge to draw.
>>904823>not drifting away into art in generalYou're ALMOST there.
>>904823Don't fight it. Ponies are not a "forever" thing for artists. At least, not as a means of sustenance.
>>904837Draw glitter glue being homeless
aw sousie does have fans
>>904853oh you
>>904853
>>904828Black gentlemen who shot a nigger who broke into his house in, Detroit I think.Thread turned into a discussion about Hungarian yellow tip.
>>904834I got them mixed up because Charlie was being a pussy about Rob being the star of Animaniacs
/k/ pls go
>>904853>Weaver's robot/plant/whatever avatar with a box of sidewalk chalk and a "Will make dick jokes for food" sign
sousapone
>>904866Oh yeah.
>>904866Is the thread still up?
>>904856>mfw I played that in marching band in highschoolWhat the hell was i thinking?
>>904823>that feel when no motivation to draw pone or anything ever
>>904873>dem dick sucking lips
>>904887i know this feel
>>904869I guess I never heard that one.Probably because Charlie was the star of Tiny Toons, right?
>>904845>>904840I just want to be able to convey the images in my head clearly to my viewers. At this point, those images are no longer ponies....I'm devastated.
>>904886You were probably a massive faggot, like all of the brass section.
>>904873
>>904726>no responses Am I the only choir student here? ;_;
>>904880Might be, go check.
>>904886probably "god i wish i was a trumpet player"
>>904906Probably
>>904895Don't be! This is what you should want as an artist.
>>904886"Well at least it's not a trumpet."
>>904906>unspoilered ;_;>choir STUDENTNo one is in choir as a college student. Come back when you're at least 18, please.
>>904906I was in a choir for a few years.Started as tenor before moving down to bass. I know that feel, man. Bass gets the most boring parts.
>>904823You could always draw for homestuck fandom instead.
>Two fluffy pony threads on the front page>Four across the whole boardJanitors what are you even doing.
>Hasbro, in their immense faggotry, has decided to shoehorn a human character into the show>There will only be one human, ever - no others will ever be introduced>They have foolishly asked you to pitch a character concept to them
>>904920>splashed water on the floorGod damn it DerpyGod fucking damn it
>>904920The initials on that towel better not stand for Ditzy Doo.
pinkie is also a tuba player (technically i guess it would be giant bugle)pones playing music are so cute
>>904870Dawww, you're no fun.
>>904945DAN
>>904886"Why am I not playing a Saxophone like all of the the other people who don't practice but somehow do well?"
>>904942
>>904944just report them instead of whining about them chucklenuts
>>904945>>904958
>>904945Going to go with Dan.
>>904945he's a brony/thread
>>904945An angry young man who frowns all the time.
>>904945Myself so I can pretend to be with the ponies while simultaneously pissing off every fan and causing bronies to commit sudoku.
>>904930Freshman year of college. Turning 19 in September.
>>904886>that feel when I decided to play saxophone instead of brassI wish I played the violin.
>>904964>You can only report a thread so many times
>>904976>Defending yourself as an anonymous posterGo back to Ponychan.
>>904955Everyone loves /k/.He doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>904945This guy.He's a huge fan of My Little Pony and he found out how to master interdimensional travel on the deep web. Being in Equestria is his greatest dream come true.But he's creepy and perverse and socially retarded.All the ponies are very uncomfortable around him.
>>904945Young naive white boy who is full of potential.
scootie is a pianisti want a plush of her playing a plush piano and also i want a grand piano to put it on top of
>>904967>>904958>>904968>>904970Fluffy pls go
>>904987intellectual consistency is dead
>>904961I played Tenor Sax. Never practiced and did well.
>>904989I feel uncomfortable when I'm so interested in war and guns in general but then don't really know jack shit about stuff /k/ talks about because I don't go there
ur fags
>>904990>All the ponies are very uncomfortable around him.>implying they wouldn't want him to lead their religious ceremonies
>>904990
>>904945Tex's Anon
>>904945I agree with all the Dan's.Or this guy, right here.
Tess doesn't get enough attention
>>905000>Defending yourself as an anonymous posterGo back to Ponychan.
>>904961>be tuba player>never practice>even once>first chair, all day erry dayKicked down to third band (symphonic) for being better than the rest of those pukes.
>>905005no u
>>905001gimme some dap, saxobro
>>905015>>905016Huh.
Found my lolsekritclub bag, lost the pin somewhereOh well Disney was shit
>>905021Tess gets enough attention.Stop it Rose.
>>905021>No>Not "Not one bit."
>>905021Tess is lesbians with Rose and jacks off the crowd on tumblr, no one cares.
http://www.livestream.com/brokencogGET IN HERE
>>904990>>905008He seems creepy and weird, but is ultimately harmless.>Drives up along side hte CMC in a black van>"Hey girls, wanna go for a ride?">"Where did you even get that thing?">"Shut up.">CMC get in the van and it drives away into the sunset>Comes back about an hour latter>The CMCs all get out, each with an ice cream>They wave as the guy drives away
>>905030
>>905002You're not missing out on anything major. It's like every single other 4chan board except with guns.
>>905001>>905027Meanwhile, the rest of the band got scolded while we fucked around playing the Cantina band theme everyday to warm up. By the second month in they all wanted to kill us. We didn't stop.
>>905024>implying anyone needs to practice to be good at tubai kidthis is fucking awesome though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YqXjsJAI0
>>905041But why
>>905030I'll forgive that one instance of smiling since you would have to be the god of scowling to not smile in that situation.
>Seth in charge of the showNay, had I power, I shouldPour the sweet milk of concord into hell,Uproar the universal peace, confoundAll unity on earth.
>>904856>>904886>>904961>>905001>that feel when you played cello and cornet, but had no interest in music>that feel when you suddenly fell madly in love with music after taking up the banjo
>>905041he isn't even drawing ponies
>>905002/k/ hasn't been decent in years.Even their spinoff chan they made to run from the mounting cancer sucks nowadays.
>>905044I despise you.
>>905041>Not poniesWhat are you even doing?
I played trombone in elementary.EVen after 15 years I still cry myself to sleep.
>MLPG - Band Camp and Fetishes
>>904945Leth
>>905055iambicdeepcoupletme
>>905071HUMAN character. Not a computer.
>>905070OkayRequests?
>>905070This one time, at MLPG
>>905042>Utterly harmless.
>>905071I am imagining a large lumbering super computer laying waste to ponyville.
>>905070>And occasionally some hot sauce.This place is great, we know.
>>905071But Leth will never be a real boy.
>want to go to tumblr>Ctrl + t>tulpa.c-Fuck you guys, I'm going to bed.
Does candy pony semen become alcoholic if fermented?
>>905070>band is badYou truly do aquire an entirely new appreciation for music if you play an instrument,
>>905075Leth is a human.Computers don't masturbate.
>>905074>i am bic deep couple t me
>>905070How about band camp and video games?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2UaVcZPsYU
>>905092Yes
>>905098>Implying he doesnt just run a pleasure simulation shortly followed by a shame simulation
>Rose posts this on her tumblrhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LOuNX2azWRQ
>>905056Wasn't dinofag asking for someone who played the banjo earlier???
>>905076Applebloom holding AJ's Torn hat while AJ scowls at her.
>>905098>implying
>>905110computers feel no shame
>>905096Take guitar class, then you might be able to play something that sounds nice on its own.
>>905118THAT'S WHY IT'S A SIMULATIONLRN3COMPUTER
>>905092It's got highly intoxicating and addictive properties as it is.
>>905092No, there is not enough sugar to ferment.
>>905122dat one more than 2
>>905045>>905002>>905058Nightime /k/ isn't bad, daytime /k/ on the other hand, well... yeah... I tend to stray from /k/ during the daylight hours...
>>905127Well semen is full of sucrose.
If I were to build a pony robot, would it one day learn to be a real pony and maybe, just maybe, teach me a valuable lesson about what it means to be a living thing?
>>905111I lost my shit at BING BAM BING BAM BROTHERS
>>905076more tabasco
can i ask the musicians somethingas someone who has played multiple instruments in all kinds of bands and settings and loved music my whole lifewhat happens when you get out in the real worldsure if you're in school your music is supportedbut when you're an "adult" no one gives a shit if you play music unless you're a professional, in which case people really don't give a shitso what can you do to keep playing
>>905021ALPLBLEWM doesn't get enough attention
>>905130>nighttime/daytime divideName one board other than /tv/ that is better during the day.
>>905145I am in agreement.
>>905130Two words:Salesman threads.
>>905121>I don't play guitar and occasionally ask the general what I should playNo I won't post it but you can feel better knowing that I am playing it
>>905127>CANDY pone semen
>>905150/g/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4
>>905150/n/
>>905146Keep playing for your own amusement.
>>905146Play by yourself. Join a band that isn't trying to "make it big."
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/what-are-your-views-on-hoofboots.html
>>905150/an/ and all the other small boards with very little traffic.
>>905152>>905145Need a more specific idea than just tabascoIt's like saying "draw pone"
>>905175>>905179Speaking of doing things for your own amusementAnyone want a shitty doodle request?
>>905071I'd become a hermit for everyone's benefits.
>>905179>Join a band that isn't trying to "make it big."There's always that one fag.
>>905193instrument related
>>905192Red Tabasco pony and Green Tabasco pony in a gladiator fight for superiority.
>>905146Produce music yourself. Remix other songs. Join a band.Just... do things, really. If you want exposure, upload it to youtube and pray to the gods that you'll get noticed.Or just remix a pone song and wait for the bronies to swarm your channel.
>>905199Being Leth is suffering.
>>905192Tabasco pone rubbing herself on various foods that aren't supposed to have Tabasco on them to surprise anon.
>>905111...I feel threatened.
>>905199But how will you survive without a constant power source.
>>905188You know, we give these people a lot of shit, but I still often forget that this is really the way they are.We don't exaggerate much.
>>905192>Nasse is on and asks for draw requests.>All it is for is more Tabasco.
>>905159Keep on keepin' on then.
>>905175i'm afraid it isn't enoughlike when you're in school, you have performances in front of big audiences scheduled for you (i was in a division I marching band)but now no one cares and i don't think i have enough self-motivation unless i have an audience
>>905213How do you even get the tabasco out of tabasco ponedoes she like spit on your food or what
>>905150You got me there.
>>905188What am I looking at
>>905209i don't do remixesi play real music with an instrument
>>905227I don't really mind thoughI find food ponies amusing
>>905193Twilight trying to figure out how to play a guitar.RD pops in and shows her how it's done.
>>905221Magic.
>>905237any orifice leaks it.
>>905207That might be funny.
>>905221There's gems 2 inches under the ground of Equestia. I could probably figure out something.Magic could probably work too.
>>905237>rubbing herself on various foods
>>905257Unless it's her anus. Ghost chili comes out of there.
>>905249Then play covers.On a side note, get bent.
>>905262But how does it excrete through her ski-ohI think I'm gonna do that gladiator thing
>>905237>Asking the general where something comes from from a food pony.Oh you fool
>>905207That wouldn't be a fair fight for red tabasco at all. She should at least get smoked tobasco on her side.
>>905267yikes.
>>905188i'd like to sniff twilight's boots after she's been working all day
>>905261>your AC unit breaks>you're left to overheat, all alone in the wilderness, with no one to know of your passingBesides that, don't you want to hang out with Twilight Leth? Just imagine how useful you'll be!
>>905283>That surprises himYou havent been here long, have you?
>>905249SPOILER:YOU CAN MAKE REMIXES WITHREAL INSTRUMENTSactually just transposing a composition for another instrument is kind of a remix.
>>905287I am in agreement
>>905274The guy who requested it here, just rubbing on them.Maybe licking them or spitting on them?
>>905288>Leth becomes Twilight's operating system
>Hoofboots talk in EQD>Google Hoofboots.AHAHAHAHAHAHASeth has gone full furfag
>>905205>>905193I'll be you half way.Or maybe a quarter of the way
>>905249>real musicGet a load of this elitist prick. Typical gay ass band member. Yeah, keep playing that fucking trumpet you homo cocksucker, maybe one day your band teacher will let you pull his pubes with your teeth. Do you even remember the last time you a straight though? Hmm? No? Too many cocks flooding your brain? I guess I'd have a hard time too if all I did everyday was blow on trumpets and 8 inch dicks.
>>905287>Twilight>working
>>905299I don't like it when people push my buttons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5GDMUibVr0
>>905316Good thing Twilight isnt a person.
>>905316
>>905320xD
>>905316God dammit, I'd slap you over the internet if I wasn't laughing so hard right now.
>>905289Are you aware that this particular piece of information was mentioned perhaps once in these threads before?
>>905302I think it looks great, I would be afraid to hear how it sounds though.That string looks like it has the consistency of spaghetti so basically like most modern metal bands play
>>905348>Not lurking 24/7
>>905316Not even Twilight?
>>905362Is it that time already?
>>905362ARE YOU READY
>>905351>I think it looks great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyZA7rXpIxc[ ] Told[ ] Really Told[X] TOLDASAURUS REX[X] Cash4told.com[X] No country for told men[X] Knights of the told Republic[X] ToldSpice[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told[x] Countold Strike[x] Unreal Toldament[x] Stone-told Steve Austin[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon[x] Battletolds
we ded.I'm out.
So how are you faggots doing tonight?
>>905384>command and conquer tiberian sunMemories man.
>>905373I got myself a tarot deck because of this scene.>The cards, the cards, the cards will tell>The past, the present, and the future as well>The cards, the cards, just take three>Take a little trip into your future with me
>>905387I'm failing at DoA Guild wars DoA
>>905384quick, bitch about people contributing
>>905398>fanfiction>contributing
>>905398>Implying fanfiction is contributing>Implying TV tropes circle jerk about fanfiction is contributing
i wanna fucka pony
>>905400Night time threads already? Guess I'm off to sleep, see you fags later.
Would you wash smelly pony? Would you rub soap and shampoo into his dirty body?
>>905400
>>905400look it's that guy who can't readeveryone point at him and laughand then write that he's a faggotbecause he can't read it
>>905368Maybe.
>>905413But, night time threads used to like fanfiction...This is why we don't have Soarin' x SluttyMare!Anon.;_;
>>905419Why would I want to laugh at him? I'm jealous as fuck. At least he'll never have to read fanfiction.
>>9054310/10
>>905413But you can't leave yet! You still having fapped to a bizarre fetish involving ponies.
>>905421Have a Twilight, I know how much you love a Twilight, Leth.
>>905413Night horse fucker
>>905431Im working on that one actually
I prefer MLPG at night.
>>905431>Confusing fap fics and fanfictionAre you new or something?
>A new version of 4chan X is availableOh boy here we go again.
>>905448Does that mean you prefer MLPG in bed?
>>905387I woke up in the morning for onceAnyway, sketch
>>905448I prefer your mom at night.An Applejack is nice, too.
>>905421>Letting Twilight smash her hooves into your keyboardI thought you where above that.
Time for some MLPG: After Dark
>>905448ME TOOLETS BE BROS
>>905441Does she have a rash or something?
>>905450Yeah, one requires talent, and the other doesn't because everyone reading it has their dick in their hand.
>>905448as do we all
>>905456nasse why are you so much better than meeee
>>905421>Have a Twilight, I know how much you love a Twilight, Leth.
>>905462No.
>>905456Neat you used my idea.That was fast.
>>905441Computers admire intelligence.needless to say, mine has been plotting my murder for months now
>Night-threadWe pony
>>905463Dooks kinda fucked up the shading
>>905456
dawn of the third day
>>905469Nope
>>905480>>905483>>905474>>905417>>905387http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21xhujQbjs
>>905473>Doctor, something is wrong with my dog!>No wonder, its a pony
>>905467>talent>>905480King of the Suffering coming, gang way
>>905473I sent that Leth a Twilght.Leths love Twilights.
>>905456A drop of tabasco on a roast beef sammich sounds pretty good.
>>905384Why have I never watched this before? I thought I was going to die.
>>905470Depends on who you are
>>905493>How to be new.
>>905496>laughtrack
>>905498>that shadingkill me
>>905362>>905373You guys made me watch it again.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1wOF8LFY2Q
>>90548724 Hours remain.>>905493Do you see a god dam tripcode on me, you fucking idiot?
>>905467>fanfiction>requiring talent
>>905500She's gonna be spitting all night.
>>905373thanks, doc
>>905500My request was Tabasco on foods that shouldn't have Tabasco.So it's probably not a roast beef sandwich.
>>905504you know
>>905500>sammich
I love horse puns.
>>905514>>905523Maybe not.
>>905525Oh do IAm not
>>905461You bet it is.
>>905513Well, yes. That is, if you want it to be good.
>>905523>peanut butter and jelly
>>905538>fanfiction>ever good
>>905533Well roast beef was definitely what I had in mind when drawing it
>>905538But there is no good fanfiction. And yes, I read Allegrezza
>>905536You doAre to
>>905543>Has never read anything by NTSTS
>wanna draw with other artists>can't
>>905538Let's not have this discussion. 4chan is the worst place to expect people to be open minded (for anything other than fetishes), and we've already established that half the anons in this thread hate words.
>>905537Oh yes, is it time for some Lyra?
>>905558Tanman?
>>905557>allegrezza>good
>>905560wordswordswordsmeaninglessbigwords
>>905448don't you know the curse of saying night threads are best?
>>905560I suggest the KnightyxPoultron story by ntststststsststststs,
>>905560>implying I haven'tWe already had this discussion before.
>>905537Lost my shit.
>>905567Oh yeah. It's time.
>>905567Would you scratch Lyra's vagina?
>4chan is the worst place to expect people to be open mindedWhat is reddit and every forum ever?
>>905570Nope.
>fanfiction 'discussion'plz no
>>905573You are not a very smart man, are you.
>>905560>you will never be in the full version of this picture
>>905573>Not being proficient in the english language
>>905585That doesn't sound like it would feel very good.Unless you meant rub?
>>905592The truth has nothing to fear.
>>905595>as if you qualify to be in it.Cute.
>>905589AB?
>>905572That's what everyone said.
>>905594its like he thumbed through a thesaurus for the biggest possible words to use. To describe trite meaningless shit like walking around
>>905595Probably because it's already finished.TERRIBLE TOPIC TIMEWHAT'S THE NEXT LOOKING OC IN THAT PICTURE
>>905605pls go
Would you scratch Scratch?
>>905604Would prefer to never "qualify", thank you.
>>905595But we are.We are anonymous.
>>905498we macrofags take what we can fucking get.
>>905609>Missing the point of the post entirely
>>905612Not before I find out
>>905587Actually 4chan is one of the most open minded websites on the internet. Calling out bullshit should not be considered being close minded.Video related.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeixtYS-P3s
>>905619holy fuck.Circle Jerk Central.
>>905607No, really. It's not that hard.Did you not finish highschool or something?
>>905602It was supposed to be a joke about ear scratches. I guess it's still a little too early for that though.
>>905595I amI asked specifically to be nonexistent not even kidding
>>905607Those are just the words that come out of my head man. People ask me to 'dumb it down' but that feels counter-productive. I get it if you don't like it though, verbosity isn't for everyone.>>905613Would you jack an Applejack
>>905621>macrofags>having to "take what you get"bahahawait till you get some challenger-deep-level fetishes son
>>905625It's me.
>>905634It was just a bad joke.
>>905613No, she might infect me with her muteness.
>>905637I would jack an Applejack. And oh so much more.
>>905619The dinofag gets me every time
>>905641I'm not very good at jokes.
>You will never be this good
>>905288Leth would become aware he is overheating and shut himself off to protect himself.He'd be rediscovered and repaired as needed. When turned on he's warn about the overheating issue and keep an eye on his temp before shutting off again.If my cheap, old beige computer can protect itself I think Leth can.
>>905658OH MAN I WISH I COULD DRAW HANDS LIKE THAT
>>905658>FeelsBatman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Byh08aX7vA
>>905627That interviewer is so old and dumb. Those are the people running the world.
>>905658
>>905658>5 years>no improvementHow in the fuck?
>>905666>YOUR>YOUR>YOUR
>>905637>Jacking an ApplejackPerhaps.
>>905631Nah man, more like a list of the various contributors to MLPG of old. Sure, there was some circlejerking, and there still is, but it's nothing, nothing at all compared to the average /b/thread.
>>905658Well what the hell am I gonna do with this now?
>>905675it's almost as confusing as that guy who spends 25 hours of work on four panel comic strips that are nothing special
>>905679I finally decide to quit fapping for a while and it's on a day when the general is full of sex-craze. Why do you people do this to me
>>905682>6 months ago>old
>>905691>FilenameBut why.
>>905695>implying days when the general is not full of sex-crazeOh you.
>>905696There's pretty much a thousand year gap between /co/ and /mlp/.
>>905696The internet goes by fast.
>>905682I think the old circlejerks reached a pinnacle with Squeak talking about his dead cat or somethingThe backlash to that event sent out a message to all the attention whoring faggots to step it down a notch (even Squeak himself)
>>905691Vincent pls goYou'll never be as good as the other Vincent anyway.
>>905695Mah nigga.Stopping fapping is pretty hard after you've done it daily for 10 years.
>>905696Well.. it's old for me, man, that's when I got here.;_;
So I'm having problems getting more than two fingers in my ass. How can I start taking more?
>>905679>masturbating to zajiceHAHAHAAHno
>>905695>WhyNo reason.
>>905706That was the ancient thread. Almost all of the tripfags from those days aren't around anymore.
>>905682>the trip/namefags nowIs using an identity necessary now? No.Are they working on contribution stuff? No.Therefore, attention seeking whores taht bring down the thread.DO NOT USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN ANONYMOUS WHEN POSTING UNLESS IT'S -ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY-.How hard is it to understand this? Just go Anonymous.
>>905712>inb4 madI don't mind how late you've come to MLPG
I think this is about done then...
>>905695MLPG mostly consists of lonely young men.That's a lot of pent up sexual energy.
>>905721>mad and jelly that he never contributes anything
>>905721u sound rustled broy is having a name such a big deal?u must be gay
>>905695
>>905724Oops, messed up the tail
>>905724cute!
>>905734That is EXACTLY why I go Anonymous all the time. I never had a name, and therefore am not the problem.
>>905738Pony bodies do not work that way.
>>905738>if this had been made today, there would be at least one food pony in it
>>905640is it anonymous?
>>905721
>>905724For a second I thought that was a bag of milk.I was about to say, "What are you, some kind of SWEDE?"
>>905721>telling an Anonymous poster to post anonymouslyYou just went full autism.
>>905749
>>905647
>>905738Anatomy on this is so fucked. I still love that picture.
I AM TIREDI WILL SLEEP NOWI WISH YOU ALL HAPPY THINGSEXCEPT BRAVESPARK
>>905749holy shit all those furriesrose's shame gets me so fucking hard
>>905749That's pretty good progress.
>>905749>oh hey, rose didn't start out amazing, with some work maybe I'll-->age 11fuck
>>905759
>>905772I've never seen you here before. State your business.
>>905749>2009>Age 18So she's legal now.
>>905675This is what happens when you wallow in a hugbox community where everyone tells you everything you make is great, just to be nice.
>>905782i'm contributing to the threads lolwho's ur favorite poni
>>905786Damn. Missed that window of opportunity.
>>905782
>draw cute picture>sudden urge to turn it into pornno brain, no.
>>905786She can probably drink now, anon.
>>905749Too bad I have only like 4 month's pictures to compareUnless that pile of paper on my shelf is my old drawings
>>905749dang I wish I was a furry so I could have been inspired to learn to draw
>>905749Well, at least he's improved...but the thought of someone getting into furries at the age of 11 is quite frightening.
>>905789>no nameIs that Noel?
>>905772>you will never tie Rose up in a room lined with her furry art and belt her with a whip while she screams about what a naughty girl she is
>>905738>that ass grabWhy hello, there.
>>905804sparkler pls go
>>905801>inb4 you know what
>>905804>>905804fffffffffffffffthanks a lot assholenow my boner is crying
>>905789>tfw better all these artists started out better than I will ever be
Rose isn't even that good looking.She just draws cute drawings.
>>905794Show us
>>905803Yeah it is
>>905801Rose doesn't have a penis, hadas nueva.
>>905815Well we've only seen her forehead.
>>905789>2003>"used an MLP drawing tutorial"whaaatyes I know there are previous gens but really now
>>905813that self portrait was really cute
>>905822I'd fuck the shit out of her forehead.
>>905797>She can probably drink now, anon.
>>905816
>>905797>She can probably drink now, anon.She was 18 in 2009, retard.
>>905842It's alright, but what's the context? WHat's supposed to be going on?
>>905847So how old is she now anon? Go ahead. Count it out on your fingers.
>>905847Right, meaning she'll be 21 this year, retard. Are you that incapable of simple math?
>>905847different country = different drinking age
>>905847America's drinking age is 21.
>>905851shes waiting to get a call from diamond tiara as she has no other friends
>>905842Yes brain, yes.
>>905847>>905855>21 drinking ageSilly murrikans.
>>905822>>905815I'd pay cash money to see a picture of just her face.Her laugh haunts my dreams. I just want to hug her and buy her flowers and be her perfect stallion ;_;
>>905853>So how old is she now anon? Go ahead. Count it out on your fingers.She is over 18, and thus can drink (assuming we're not talking about North Korea or some other shithole)
>>905853He probably doesn't live in America, where the age limit is 21 minimum for alchohol
>>905801>the thought of someone getting into furries at the age of 11 is quite frightening.>getting into furries>Because she drew Neopets when she was fucking 11What the actual fuck
>>905855>amerifats in charge of drinking age
>>905862Ah...
>>905868Never seen you before. What do you do?
>that feel when starting art lategod damn im too self observant for this shit
>>905880>not knowing tripfag mcgeehe's a faggot, but a well-known faggot
>>905862So, she's sentinel then.
>>905847Huh. I keep forgetting the drinking ages are different in different places.I vaguely recall almost all the important legal age boundaries being set to 18 after people started pointing out 18- and 19-year old boys were being conscripted and sent to fight in Vietnam before they could legally vote on anything, the war included, and the drinking age got tacked on too because that's just who we are.
>>905872>Europoors in charge of firearm laws
>>905881Stop being a drama queen and just keep on drawing.
>>905880>Not knowing Small Waves>Being new and aggressively calling other people newPlease fuck off.
>>905880I've been here since October 2010. Occasionally I'll post a new thread when anon OPs are on a shitposting spree.
>>905867>>905864>>905861>>905855>can't drink at the age of 20lol, amerifats.
>>905893>Americans in charge of assassinating foreign leaders
>>905894but its so hard
>>905896New? I've been here all summer!
>>905900>Cant drink at the age of 18
>>905896Wait, who are you? What do you do... here?
>>905900I'm in America, and I started drinking at about 15, regardless.Feelsgoodman
>>905909
GOODNIGHTFOR REAL THIS TIMELET ME LEAVE
Oh God, who am I? What do I do? Who do I know?
>>905916REMEMBERYOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
>>905907I wish I could just do it for the fun of it.But no I have to judge my entire self-worth on how pretty my picture is.It's never pretty enough.
>>905916See you in a few minutes.
>>905917That's a good question and something we should all think about when we lie alone in beds in the middle of the night.
So...does anybody else want something drawn or am I allowed to watch wakfu now
>>905916FOREVERRRRRRR
>>905926It can't be you.I can't be talking to you.Is it?
>>905900>Implying I haven't been drinking since I was a toddler.>Implying I haven't had a beer or two every weekend since I was in first grade.>Implying my dad hated me and wanted to keep the most delicious beverage from his firstborn son.
>>905917YOU CALL YOURSELVES ANONYMOUSYOU ARE HACKERS ON STEROIDS
>>905933Go watch wakfu you bastardThese people don't deserve any more drawings.
>>905933Please draw Applejack bucking a palm tree.
>>905931>we lie alone in beds in the middle of the night.>MLPG organizes an event where we all sleep in a 50'x50' bed stuffed with sphaghetti
>>905937Oh hell no I'm just reposting her stuff.Noel DOES do it for the fun of it. That's why she rocks.
DAMNIT
>>905916>I want to get off MLPG>I'm thirsty>I need the toilet>MLPG was great!
>>905937he's posting noel art and whining like a little bitchit's SB
>>905917We are AnonymousWe are LegionWe do not ForgiveWe do not ForgetExpect Us.
>>905949I'd sleep with you guys non-sexually
would you deep throat a soarin?
>>905939>Pretending to drink to look cool
>>905961Probably not
>>905933Is season 2 over yet?
>>905949>we call it ponychan.jpg
>>905939>implying i wasn't conceived with foetal alcohol syndrome
>>905965What, are you gay or something?
>>905957>>905951oh god its trueSB we should hook up and art togetherim not good but maybe we could help each other
>imagelimitNEW HORSE WHERE?
>>905958>>905958Oh boy it's like I'm really back in /b/ in 2006.
>>905972what a faggot
>>905973>hooking up with SBstop taking my dreams away from mei just want to cuddle his jack black face and cup his balls in my mouth
>>905972only for you, anon
>>905975quick, someone get a CMC
>>905968I supposeI'm watching S01E04 now>>905947After this episode>>905975I guess I can make it unless someone else wants to
THATS ITYANKING OUT THE WIFI STICK
>>905984I meant that in a totally non-sexual way
>>905995>>905995>>905995>>905995>>905995>>905995>>905995>>905995new thread
New thread>>905996>>905996>>905996>>905996>>905996
>>905999>>906000BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>905999>>906000:V:V:V:V:V
>>905999>>906000BLUNDER OF TH-FUCK
>>9060002SLOW
my quick reply does not work in new horse
>>905973sb please respond
>>905900>amerifats>but they can't drinkit's like you don't even know it's drinking that makes you fat