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Topic: What are your opinions on the artistic direction of the show from season 1 to now? Do you think it improved? Did it worsen?
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cock
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>>9011506
My opinion in a nutshell.
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jiggling applebutt
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>tfw hosing down your favorite pony with an obscenely large load of baby batter
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>tfw moe is ded

;_;7

I bet he'd do a fantastic proper Cloudsdale
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It got better over all in the more subtle things, as well as having much less animation errors. The only bad of the new animation was the timber wolf CGi shit
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I'm going to set myself on fire in protest to all this circlejerking.
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Well it has improved
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>>9011572
at least you'll finally be hot
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it is better
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>>9011580
your puns are terrible. i hope you die.
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>>9011567
>"Gah! No, stop! You're wasting it!"
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>>9011564
Daily reminder that whoever invents and sells a realistic marshmallow pony butt will be the richest person alive
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Which pone is most likely to sit down outside the palace, douse his or herself in gasoline and sit there completely calm and unmoving while they burn to death in protest of Twilight's new regime?
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>>9011601
Im sorry
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>>9011604
I would waifu Trixie.
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>>9011568
I miss moe too
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>>9011572
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>>9011562
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Yo, MLPG, wassup?
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The pegasi are as gorgeous as ever.
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>>9011580
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>>9011602
It would drive Twilight crazy, because she makes sure you tell her when you're gonna cum so she can take you in her mouth and swallow it all, she doesn't want you dirtying up her library.
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>>9011623
marker pony
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>>9011624
no you are not.
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>>9011630
>no krab's a fag filename
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>>9011646
What if I really am?
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>>9011634
beautiful
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>>9011568
>>9011611
>>9011629
Who?
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>>9011633
Go die.
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>>9011645
Oh god, why am I laughing? I need art of this.

Maybe another one with her outside Hasbro.
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>>9011657
You aren't sorry. If you were you wouldn't make a terrible pun you dick.
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>>9011506
who drew this?
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>>9011669
But I don't care about Twilycorn, I'm not an autistic doomsayer.
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>>9011645
>>9011669
Unfortunately, Marker Pony is an alicorn princess, too.
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>>9011642
She'd just magic it up into a large, airborne flow before pinning you down and making you swallow it
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>>9011686
Hitler
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>>9011686
your mom you fuck.
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>>9011634
disgustingu
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Why is RumbleScoot such a shitty ship?
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>>9011680
I guess I was a little cocky. Please forgive me.
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Why is everyone so horny in night threads? You guys should meet up and fuck either each other or a pony.
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>>9011697
What a bitch.
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>>9011702
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>>9011710
Holy shit just go away.
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>>9011664
I have a gun right next to me. Should I use it?
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>>9011703
Die already!
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>>9011710
>reu
>ant fairy
It's shit
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>>9011689
So she'd just set herself on fire and descend on the palace as a raging hellmare?
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>>9011704
it truly is a shame that MLPG has been usurped by fetishfags
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>>9011733
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>>9011702
It's a cute toy ship

Though older Rumble with Flitter/CC is god tier
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>>9011662
Why is she so pretty?
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>>9011663
an artist who only posted on ponibooru and just kind of left
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>>9011731
yes
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>>9011622
> implying the pillow guys aren't the first wave

God help us if they ever reach generation 2.
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>>9011742
circle jerkers.
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>>9011726
Rainbow Dash stop masturbating to children
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would you /ss/ with this?
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>>9011719

OH BOY ANOTHER SKINNY, GIRAFFE-NECKED FARMHAND VERSION OF BIG MAC
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What do you think the tempature is like in equestria?
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>>9011634
I want an episode where there is no audible dialogue and the entire episode is narrated like a nature show by David Attenborough
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>>9011704
Because ponies are hot and I fantasize about burying myself to the hilt in a wet, warm, tight, purple mare vagina, winking and throbbing in her arousal, making lewd, juicy squelching sounds
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>>9011777
>2 months
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>>9011758
Is it her eyes?
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>>9011799
Like a windy, spring day
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>>9011777
that post has nothing to do with pony
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>>9011792
Well that implies I'm not 24 so

I guess if I were 13 again, Hell yeah
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>>9011792
Of course.
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>>9011755
I know, right?
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>>9011825
Report it, it's the only way janitors can see it.
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>>9011777
This story is fake.
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>>9011777

>blog updated
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>>9011742
that post has nothing to do with pony
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>>9011817
Try not to look too deep, or they'll swallow you up
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>>9011732
>Eva Gabor will never voice a pony
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>>9011777

I choose to ignore your story and focus on that adorable marker pony

She looks so huggable there, I wonder what her hair smells like.
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>>9011777
>tfw don't have a good superficial reason to kill myself like that guy
>tfw I'll be stigmatized even in death
mad jelly
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>>9011777
This is bait.
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>>9011792
God yes, my throbbing 4 inch 11 year old cock would spurt my non-existent load everywhere if she even said she would touch me.
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>>9011825
>>9011853
these posts have nothing to do with pony
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>>9011777
Took you a while, jan.
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>>9011859
Dried semen.
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>>9011792
Only if she whispers in my ear about applepie
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>>9011792

I would DP /ss/ with that mare.
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>>9011894
So, like a pool?
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>>9011892
Actually I deleted it myself since no one wants to like, thumbs up, or retweet my post ;_;
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>>9011888
The post you have posted have nothing to do with pony. At all. Zero pony in them.

My post has pony. I like Pinkie Pie becuase she is pink and vag is pink. I shlick to ponies becuase I am a circlejerker.

I also suck on panda dick.
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what happened to pinkie
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>>9011792
even 13 year old me could not withstand it
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>>9011897
>Kid, I am gonna show you the warmest, juiciest apple pie you ever tasted, just you wait.
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>>9011931
twilight sparkle killed her
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>>9011931
the after-party
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Why is Spitfire so useless?
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>>9011801
That would be amazing
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>>9011931
she came

captcha: Macumlol 146,151
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I am now fapping to ponies. Updates as they come.
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>>9011798
>OH BOY ANOTHER SKINNY, GIRAFFE-NECKED FARMHAND VERSION OF BIG MAC
How about a Big Mac that's HALF MAN HALF MACHINE
FROM A FAR-DISTANT FUTURE SENT TO ERADICATE ALL OPPOSITION
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>>9011975
They won't be coming anonymous, only you will.
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Why don't more people draw Celestia in a nice dress?
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>>9011956
Shes useful for fucking young anon's apparently.
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>>9011801

Only if they can actually get David Attenborough to do it.

ONLY THE FITTEST SURVIVE
THAT
IS THE KEY
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I have decided to become Princess Luna.
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If you could choose ANYBODY to voice a pony or other character in an upcoming episode, who would you want to hear?

I'll start, the grave is no bar to my call.

Eva Gabor
Bernadette Peters
Mel Blanc
George Burns
Mark Hamil
Patrick Stewart
Steven Merchant
Keith David
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>>9011984
nice man-tits
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>>9011984
WELCOME TO THE BLOOD HARVEST
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>>9011975
Back to Fluttershy with the weather.
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>>9011984
Did you even watch Star Trek Voyager, that doesn't look like a borg at all
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>>9011984

I'm calling Adult Swim to report a copyright violation

Baron Underbite belongs to the Venture Bros. creators
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>>9012005
they're pecs, flatty
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>>9011996
...How?
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>>9012005
GG I want to put my D into you.
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>>9012000
gilbert gottfried as rainbow dashes father
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>>9012012
borg as in cyborg
no I didn't watch Voyager at all
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>>9011975

I actually like to hear about people fapping

whatcha fappin to?
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>>9012005
dont insult big mac about his size
he's just a big boy
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>>9011801
I don't think it would work, it'd be too brony.
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>>9012000
Vincent Price
Orson Welles
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>>9012015
nice gyno
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>>9012015
Sure thing glitter moobs
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>>9012000

Marshall Mathers
Clint Eastwood
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Why is princess luna so useless?
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Why aren't you worshiping your newest princess?
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>>9012065
her toys didnt sell well
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>>9012000
When the show first started I could have sworn Spike was voiced by Mona Marshall
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>>9012071
I only worship my wife in our private chambers.
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>>9012057
don't be jealous of my jiggling, bountiful pecs
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>>9012000
Patrick Stewart as Celestia's father.
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PRINCESSES
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>>9012049

>tfw no gyno

Man, it really makes being chubby look better
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>>9011877
>you will never have an orgasm just by hearing Spitfire say dirty things to you
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I have a request
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>>9012087
Hey you! You should tell your wife you love her
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>>9011931
The writing staff.
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>>9012000

Jason Statham
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>>9012088

We need more AJ with jiggling, bountiful pecs GG
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>>9011801
>"Let's witness the majesty of this blue-haired Pegasus"
>"It assets its dominance by showing off the versatility of it's powerful forelegs to the herd"
>"The herd accepts the display"
>"Fascinating creatures"
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>>9012087
ok, but why aren't you worshiping the princess?
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>>9011987
SO WAS HE KIDDING ALL THE WAY OR NOT
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>>9012065
She was more help than Celestia in S3

>Offers Celestia to go help with the Sombra problem
>Actually helps scoots out instead of sitting on her ass
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>>9012000
Ringo Starr
Matthew Bellamy
Thomas Ridgewell
Example
Wow. I'm really Britfagging over here.
Nice trips, by the way.
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>>9011801
I'd like an episode where they have three seperate art styles and three seperate plots, like that one futurama episode
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>>9012100
>read Spitfire as "Spike"
>"baby, you aint never seen a scroll travel this far before"
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>>9012088
everybody likes to jiggle!
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>>9012136
I love this drawing but I can't get over how stupid Sweetie looks
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>>9012134
Both.
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>>9011801
>there are portions of the episode with the helicopter fly-overs, displaying the more beautiful pieces of landscape in Equestria
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>>9012130
Because Celestia said she didn't want to be worshipped.
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>>9012000
Ricky Gervais
Stephen Merchant
Karl Pilkington
and his cutie-mark better look like a fucking orange
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>>9012000

Liam Neeson
Orson Welles
Zsa-Zsa/Eva Gabor
Ed Asner
Alec Guinness
James Earl Jones
Ted Thin Elk
Carey Elwes
Gregory Peck
John Rhys-Davies
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>>9012154

lel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8pHic5vMPA
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>>9012000
John Benjamin
Michael J Fox
Hugh Grant
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>>9011801
They already did this in Feeling Pinkie Keen
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>>9012173
That's not her choice to make
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Which season 1 episode should I watch?
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>>9012196
cutie mark chronicles
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>>9012196
Stare Master
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>>9012196
Season 1.
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>reads most of the thread from top to bottom
>finds mostly complaining against actual contribution
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Derpy's ass is on a collision course with your face. Theres no avoiding it. What are you last thoughts?
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>>9012196
Show Stoppers
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>>9012000
Whoever did a voice in that crap movie we watched on synchtube a while ago.
I think it was Foodfight
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>>9012178 here
>>9012046

I can't believe I forgot Vincent Price.
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>>9012100
It's a technique she mastered in flight school.

Nothing throws a rival off their game like having to keep it down while flying
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>>9012218
"I have no regrets"
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>>9012218
>I better go home and tell MLPG about this
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>>9012196
applejack season
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>>9011996
Luna has a very plump bottom, her sister's is bigger, but Luna's is better. I want to hotdog them while she calls me a disgusting human pervert that gets hard to ponies until I spurt jet after jet of warm, thick cum all over her ass
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>>9012218
>it smells like a bubblebath
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>>9012230
Christopher Lloyd
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Hey kid
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>>9012218
"Jesus christ that burrito is workin up my insides mighty fierce"
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>>9012254
>implying Luna is Bonbon
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>>9012263
nono
leave the suit...on
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>>9012215
someone add a reversed part to that gif so she comes back down and grudgingly stays in the thread
no looping
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>>9012194
>Celestia asks not to be worshipped
>Anon worships her anyway
>Anon gets Mazed
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>>9012196
Lesson Zero
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>>9012230
And by whoever I mean everyone who did a voice.
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>>9012000
Christopher Walken who voices a mysterious pony who gives cryptic messages to Twilight to help save the kingdom
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>>9012218
Then I won't avoid it.

CROSS COUNTER!!
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>>9012218
that butt better be extra-clean or so help me god I will scrub it
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>>9012218
No avoiding it? Why can't I just duck?
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>>9012263
>Swedish Spitfire
>pie
>pie
>piiiiiiiiie
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>>9012301
Dudley please.
Fight like a gentleman.
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What if one or more of the main 6 secretly hate apples
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>>9012271
>BonBon will never work your dick with her hooves as she berates you on being a horsefucker
>you will never splatter her muzzle in baby batter as she scolds you about telling this to your horsefucker friends on "that one website"
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>>9012328
Applejack secretly hates apples.
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>>9012314
You're on the ground

pinned by something she knocked over on to you
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>>9012275
She's cuter without it
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>>9012275
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>>9012328

>that dash

Man, I'd sniff her sweaty crotch any day
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>>9012347
this is starting to sound eerily elaborate
what is she up to exactly
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>>9012350
eyepatch
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>>9012336
>you will never tease her with talk about repenting your "evil ways"
>you'll never suggest that you've been wondering about that cute griffon who came into town the other day
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Your pony's back from the shop, and she's better than ever! Now she may be a bit a toucher, but that's completely normal behaviour.

Also, try not to use big words around her; she'll confuse easy.
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>>9012356
>derpy
>elaborate
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>>9012357
She lost her eye in a flying accident, you insensitive prick
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What is Spitfire's cutie mark, anyway?
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>>9012379
GG's Flutterrape is best Flutterrape.
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I feel so tired... What should I do to keep myself awake MLPG?
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All right last bathtub before I move on to a new setpiece already
and this time I mean it
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>>9012379
Fucking Fluttershy
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>>9012405
video games
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>>9012369
>she will never grind her butt into you in the middle of the night while she softly mutters about how disgusting you are for getting off on this
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>>9012381
bimbofication is the worst fetish
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>>9012381
No, send her back. I want her fixed.
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>>9012381
Did you bimbo my pony, sir? I told you to be gentle!
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>>9012405
I masturbate to keep myself awake
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>>9012406
her eyes are kind of derpy

what's next anyway
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>>9012405
meth
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>>9012393
its a really hot looking stylized flame
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>>9012405
lie in bed and close your eyes
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>>>9012406
>tuft of chest hair
Apparently the Apples have some Scottish in their blood
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>>9012418
>implying what fetishes are best or worst
>any year
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HELLO
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>>9012381

what the fuck did you to do my pony, faggot
i swear i'll fuck you up
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Should I get really drunk and pony or drink tea and classy pony?
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So any cool things happaned?
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>>9012405
Take off all of your clothes and dance around your house naked.
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>>9012438

MY FETISHES ARE THE BEST
YOUR FETISHES ARE okay
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>>9012450
I learned that learning from others means you're own art is stagnating!
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>>9012406

A setpiece like Applejack Season?
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>>9012449
Maximum tophat faget
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>>9012438
I didn't imply it
I outrate stated it
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>>9012439

>"GOOD MORNING!"
>"YOU HAVE A LETTER!"
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>>9012425
>her eyes are kind of derpy
well she's supposed to be blissing out on a nice backrub
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>>9012449
Russian prison tea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chifir'
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>>9012450
We got comic sale numbers if that is your thing.
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>>9012476
you mean a hot dicking?
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>>9012235
>she flies in close to another pony
>you see her say something into their ear
>pulls back away
>splurt
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>>9012476

Are you sure that's all there is to it
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>>9012407
Exactly.
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>>9012381
Ugh, I told you to keep the colors the same!

Is that so hard to do? I want my money back!
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>>9012444
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>>9012483
yes please
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>>9012405
Dump your face in a bucket of cold water.

Works if you're a bit drunk too.
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>>9012497
What would you do to fuck Fluttershy?
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>>9012439
I wish I could be friends with Derpy
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>>9012444

>his nipples

BUT WHY
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>>9012439
Hi cutie
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>>9012495
>>9012489
they're totally not even in a position for it and all hands are accounted for
stop being crude
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>>9012406
What were the other pieces? I think I got the first six.
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>>9012421
You said you wanted her head examined, and we decided to throw in a free washing
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>>9012381
>Pone will never slowly devolve into sluttyness whilst still retaining her intellect
>She'll never act all airy when she's trying to get you to fuck her
>You will never have heated discussions about politics with her over dinner

>You'll never watch as she teases guys at parties with her slutty, easy, stupid act
>Only to make a fool of them
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>>9012100
oh jesus I want this so bad, in front of a locker room full of mares giggling and and whispering as they see a wet spot beginning to spread in your tented underwear
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>>9012381
Reminds me of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Qu4cUEtIs
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>>9012406
Think you could make one Applejack Season comic to continue that?

Y'know, since you're on a roll with AJ and all.
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>>9012536
this is good
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>>9012218
Holy fuck I'm gonna cum, don't stop
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>>9012417
>you'll never lay next you her in the small hours of the morning, listening to her breathing and watching her side move up and down
>you'll never softly slip out of bed, careful not to wake her
>she'll never awake to the sight of a grand full course breakfast on a tray, with a heartfelt, handwritten card addressed to her Disgustingly yours

>you'll never get bowled over when you get home by a speeding three-toned blur
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>>9012519
>>9012523
>>9012439
So everyone calls Derpy cute the same way you call a retarded child "very special" right?
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>>9012357
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>>9012526

Well, like

he looks like he could be rubbing up against her down there
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>>9012508
>Estimated Comics Sold to North American Comics Shops
>Issue #1 - 95,384 + 9000 more sold by the Hot Topic Issues #1+2 bundle
>Issue #2 - 39,841 + 9000 more sold by the Hot Topic Issues #1+2 bundle
>Issue #3 - 43,579
>Twilight Sparkle Mini-series - 34,435

This is phisical copies only and it's from release till the end of February.
It dose not include number of comic sold digitally(iTunes, Nook or whatever etc.) or online so the real numbers are probably higher
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>>9012532
Yes, but I told you that the washing should be gentle!

Now I have to make sure she doesn't break anything. I told you I was capable of doing the rest myself. GOSH
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test
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>>9012568
hehe
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>>9012519
You could do borderline sexual but not-quite sexual stuff with her like bellyrubs and passionate snuggles and cuddles and she'd be totally okay with it.
And that's all you'll do
Because pone is not for sexual
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>>9012379
I miss these, they were the best
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>>9012564
she is straight up the cutest motherfucker on the show
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>>9012406
where'd anon go
is he the towel
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>>9012568
i liek dat pony doe
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>>9012577
Statistics and numbers are my fetish
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>>9012564
Unlike retarded children I would actually enjoy the company of Derpy
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>>9012585
There's a test?
But I didn't even study. Why didn't anyone tell me there would be a test?
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>>9012589
You're pretty mean to that pony, why are you denying her the things she loves? She's just as pretty as any other pony.
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>>9012605
Seriously Sentenal? Seriously?
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>>9012605
I really hope this is bait for your sake
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>>9012615
But I'm not denying her anything
I'm giving her all the hugs and snuggles she could want
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>>9012417
>Holy shit you're disgusting, did you really just cum that much from a pony's ass? You covered me, how long have you been holding all that in there, or is it just that you came so hard because you're a fucking pervert?
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>>9012616
Not him, just someone that was curious about if after something some anon said.
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>>9012605
you could have waited for the horse to die, anon.
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>>9012564
No
She's just really really cute
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>>9012605
MAXIMUM OVERBAIT
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>>9012589
I prefer sexually forward Derpy
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>>9012500
Don't worry, the dye job will wash out in no time

The other stuff, however, is pretty permanent
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>>9012616
I knew it

i knew there'd be people spouting >lolol y dont u look in le archives and find proof? lol saying >lel, u actly looked through archive??!? lel u autism XD
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>>9012616
predictable
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>>9012616
>>9012626
What was there?
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>>9012628
But she wants more than that. From you. For her. She thought she was special to you.
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>>9012641
I can't think of her that way right now
I just finished fapping
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>>9012641
what the hell is going on there
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>>9012589
You sure about that?
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>>9012659
A wall of text documenting when Tiarawhy went anon
like a fucking wall
not joking
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>>9012641
WHAT
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>>9012536
>retaining her intellect
Why not make it so she retains her intelligence around other people, but can't seem to hold onto it around you?

Make it so all she can think about around you is sex?
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>>9012685
Pony blowjobs
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>>9012685
Derpy started playing with him and it just snowballed from there.
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HOW ARE THE TOOT LEVELS TONIGHT?
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>>9012641
That ship is complete shit.
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>>9012687
>that little wing flutter
>the way she lifts up ever so slightly with each stroke
N-NO
I CAN'T
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This pony thinks you're a faggot
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>>9012632
>>9012562
>BonBon will never be as interested in a human sexually as much as Lyra is.
>She will never eventually warm up to but keep up the facade because it makes her feel sexy talking down to you
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>>9012690
It was more the buildup of shitposting towards him. Some anon said he talked a lot about his money in December, and people were asking him to prove it, so I just went through the archive because it was getting interesting.
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>>9012687
>you will never rim derpy's ass and have the same done to you, while she reaches a hoof round to play with your tender, swollen balls and brush against your sensitive glans and frenulum
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>>9012726
that pony is a fucking bitch
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>>9012718
>Shipping Carrot Top with Derpy
Worse than Hitler, Mao and Stalin combined
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>>9012537
>implying the mares wouldn't be cumming too
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>>9012692
>Hey Twi man come check out this letter I'm sendin to Cadence over in her little kingdom.

>Dear Crystal Ponies

>I hopes you guys go everything under control after gettin rid of that Sombra jerk off. If he comes back send him my way. I got some jewels he can suck HEYHEY
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>>9012718
Don't be mean
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>>9012707
Derpy can make a stallion squeal like a little colt with the things she can do
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>>9012746
>pone gamerzz
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>>9012749
I think it's a good ship.
Although that may be becuase of the deviousderpy tumblr.
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>>9012694
Because that's terrible

You can't fuck 24/7
So having a sex obsessed pone would be terrible

Having a horny pone that maybe dresses differently and puts on an act for your benefit would be much better
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>>9012718
>complaining about ships and trying to convince people to do your ship
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>>9012772
Look closer, it's the fictional MLP set
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>>9012765
Let's be honest, here. That ship you got there is downright awful.
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>>9012781
all ships are terrible though.
except this one.
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>>9012725
You can and you want to
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Day 23
3/11/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 8,101 (Running Total: 156,176)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 29,475 (Running Total: 668,506)

When you play the Game of Pones, you either win, or Boop.

Also ponies.
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>>9012808
UNF
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>>9012805
>>9012808
>still complaining about ships
>possibly being "ironic" about it
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>>9012818
>you either win, or Boop.
both of these sound like good options to be.
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>>9012818
Why are you recording this again?
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>>9012808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfgZOTuu6J0
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>>9012834
I like numbers.
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>>9012818
Somebody should make a graph of /mlp/ posts per day over the course of the entire hiatus.
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>>9012826
not ironic at all, shipping is dumb.
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>>9012818
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>>9012780
What if you could control it?

It'd be useful to end arguments, or if she's upset and refuses to speak to you
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>>9012805
I just like the idea of sexually forward Derpy and men crying during sex. Don't much care for the ship itself

I also don't take shipping seriously
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>>9012844
are you autistic or something?
I like numbers too. Am I autistic?
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>>9012844
Those are strictly forbidden
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>>9012844
Did we get a big jump is posts today? I remember it being a lot lower.
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Can someone explain this too me?
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>>9012844
Ah. Okay.
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>tfw you gain respect for somebody you used to mock
>they beef it hard
>respect dropped

how do you forget your wings
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>>9012848
Just let people do their own thing. It's not like that stops you from thinking of the characters how you want them to be.
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>>9012850
Booping is dangerous for your health
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>>9012854
>banana
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>>9012736
>she will never be out and about town keeping up appearances
>she will never be gabbing with her friends about things, occasionally putting down disparaging words about you
>she will never hear some other mare making some serious implications and insults about you and Lyra and Bon Bon
>she will never go ballistic and lay into her in public
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Her wings are so pretty.
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>>9012867
marker pony clearly does not want any more pancakes but anon seems to be forcing them upon her
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>>9012854
Are you that anon that got a bit hooked to that due to that old Caramel fic?
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>>9012867
force feeding
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>>9012867

she doesn't want any more buttery pancakes shoved down her gullet, anon. Her belly is pushing against the table already!

are you gonna listen to her?
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>>9012862
It was particularly low yesterday because of DST, but I think it's a slightly higher average than usual, yes.
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>>9012862
Not particularly. These are the post number for the past week, ending at today.

5,032
6,893
5,461
5,590
5,445
6,874
7,173
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>>9012876
I would a nannerpone
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Can anyone explain this too me?
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>>9012871
>taking a gag too seriously
>implying Shy doesn't easily panic
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>>9012755
>implying that's not why they're blushing, all of them coming up to you and gently brushing or rubbing themselves up against your rock-hard cock, feeling like you'll tear a hole in your underwear
>Spitfire will never spit into her hoof and slowly stroke you, gently as she can to keep you from going over the edge
>she licks a spurt of pre off your glans, and rolls her tongue across your head sensually as you turn redder and redder
>finally, she turns to you and whispers dirty things in your ear, telling you how turned on she is, how hard your cock is, and that she can feel the cum rising up in your balls
>using a wing, she gently rubs you from base to head with a feather-light touch so close to cumming that your eyes tear up and you moan. She gives you one final merciful lap at your glans, and you flare and tip over the edge, spurting big, creamy jets of cum across the locker room, your balls retracting and heaving as each spurt rises into your throbbing member
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>>9012867
her belly is already filled with hot, buttery semen
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>>9012867
fucking pancakefags
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>>9012854
It's not the ship itself that bothers me. Well, it is sort of. It's the fact that it has been done basically to death, plus the fact that it doesn't really appeal to me as much as other ships.
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>>9012875
Goodness no, it's good to have a good boop every day or two
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>>9012876
fat Daring Do again?
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>>9012927
the artist cant into horse legs
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>>9012927
It appears to be a picture of Fluttershy and Rarity.
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"Things your favorite pony would say in bed"
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>>9012844
Whoa. Hold on a second. If you like numbers, then that must mean, you like Mathematics?
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>>9012962
books
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>>9012934
>flare
wait what
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>>9012962
>Saddle up
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>>9012966
Are there people who don't like Math?
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>>9012962
"Is that all there is? I expected more from you!"
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>>9012934
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>>9012962
good night
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>>9012962
darling~
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>>9012966
Who doesn't?
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>>9012877
I concede
It's too much

>>9012925
>>9012944
>You'll never snuggle chubbynana pone while she nuzzles into you softly
>she'll never coyly inquire to you about how your erection keeps poking her
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>>9012981
Math and Physics are god tier
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>>9012962

"Not now anon, I need to sleep."
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>>9012962
"I'm not as kind as I usually am in the bedroom. You may have to bite down on this... if that's okay with you."
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>>9012983
she'd never be so unappreciative
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>>9012962
The book said I was supposed to last longer than that.
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>>9012981
It's weird, there are also people who aren't good at art. I'm not sure why, maybe something's wrong with them?
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>>9012962
>I just don't know what went wrong
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>>9012975
horsecocks flare
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>>9012962

"Harder? You're pretty weird, dude."
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>>9012990
I don't.
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>>9012962
>well that was a bust
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>>9013016

>that picture
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>>9013016
unf
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>>9012962
"Yes...Put your hands all over me..."
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>>9013008
A drawing is just a math problem
They must be stupid if they can't figure out either
or both
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>>9013016
shes the one stepping on my dick
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>>9013022

>he doesn't like glorious numbers
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>>9013011
but where did i steal the horsecock from
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>>9013016
fucking MS
I masturbated a million times to his stuff in 2011
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>>9012962
"I sure hope that's pizza sauce"
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>>9012962
So the book said to lick like this, while moving my hoof like this....
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>>9013053
you're a pony
ponies have horsecocks
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>>9013034
But everything we do is a math problem. It's kinda ridiculous how much math can solve even if the thing solved has nothing to do with math
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>>9012991
Well, you know what they say.
Never say never~
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>>9013050
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>>9013016
>that picture

You win.
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>>9012962
WE HATH ARRIVED
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>>9013016
>>9013056

Why can't there be good humanized pony foot art
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>>9013075
i am pretty sure i was not a pony when i was 11
i think i would have remembered
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What's your favorite horse MLPG?
This is mine.
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>>9012934
>heaving

my new favorite MLPG word besides "turgid"
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>>9012962
"Was that is?"
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>>9013076
"Therefore: there are patterns, everywhere in nature." right?
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What if you were an invulnerable pony that could only get off on being "hurt"?
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I need ponies.

Ponies to color.
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>>9013079
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>>9013102
That is a very wonderful horse.
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>>9012493
What if she ran into a strong-willed pony with an unwavering focus?
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>>9013104
the hell is turgid
sounds like some new-gen squirtle evolution
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>>9013118
>those ratios
unf
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>>9013102
Mine too.
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>>9013113

Damn, that's too deep to say in bed

I'd be lost in thought too much to fuck her
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>>9013102
This one, but that one is my second favorite.
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>>9013102
And a lovely horse she is. I've been quite taken with this one myself.
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>>9013102
The purple one. She doesn't know a lot about love or its mechanics, but she's certainly willing to try everything, looking for the next best way to please you.
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>>9013118
That's a very stupid image.
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>>9013091
Oh. Oh god. What is this boner.

Stilted royal speech in delicate situations make me rock hard.
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>>9013124
It's a surprise.
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>>9012962
Cum in my tight little asshole you fucking faggot, fuck me, fuck me with that hard cock! oh Celestia I'm gonna cum, don't you fucking dare stop!
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>>9013121
Do this one!
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>>9013153
Bet you want her to scream at your cock.
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>>9013102
The best one of course
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>>9013147
Why?
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Would you let a pony give you a raspberry?
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>>9013118
>cherrypicking
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>>9013102
Apples!
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>>9013119
Fluttershy. Didn't you pay attention last night?!
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>>9013154
a s-surprise?
>>9013163
Gilda pls
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>>9013153
YOUR EMISSIONS WERE COPIOUS AND VIRILE, WE REQUIRE MORE
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>>9013171
HHNNNNNGGGGGG. I'm saving that one.
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>>9013187

wait what
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>>9013165
>Elslowmo not coloring
>Elslowmo decoloring pictures
>Elslowmo reducing the Sistine Chapel to linework
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>>9013094
They are out there, but you have to really look. God I wish MS did more foot stuff on occassion. I wish lamarr was still here
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Which is Twilight Sparkle's favorite subject? Would it be Science or Math? Choose wisely.
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>>9013197
>not having already saved it months ago
it's like you don't even like pony anonymous
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>>9013104
Heaving is a good one

I bet there's some gold out there if you're willing to go dig it up
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>>9013178
It doesn't actually mean anything, you just think it does.
Some kind of confirmation bias, I think?
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>>9013138
>custom hand shadow
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>>9013202

>I wish lamarr was still here

god I know that fucking feel

he draws the best feet in the fandom
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>>9013207
Friendship
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>>9013202
Dash's feet are so cute, I would kill a man for some smelly feet art of her
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>>9013207
Science because she likes discovering how the world works.

Math is a part of calculating the patterns of the world, so that's her second favorite subject.
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>>9013207
Her favorite math is Trig. Her favorite science is Biology.
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>>9013207
Friendship
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>>9013207
Science, she likes to learn new things, she's a very adventurous pony in the bedroom. She does things you never knew existed.
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>>9013132
It means swollen
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>>9013129
That pony needs a shave
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>>9013225

>I would kill a man for some smelly feet art of her

>not just editing your own with crude green clouds and scent lines or dirt
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>>9013235
I'm sure Magic would be her favorite subject.
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>>9013163
>oh Celestia I'm gonna cum
>tfw ponies always say your name during sex

I bet she knows, too
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>>9013200
An anon wanted something to color, I wasn't just going to leave him hanging!
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>>9013223
and he's SO good at them! Better than haiku/sweetHD
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>>9013207
Friendship is Magic
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>>9013250
It's just her winter coat, she'll shed it when spring comes around.
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>>9013207
Magic
followed by science.
of course science involves a lot of math.
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>>9013197
>saving watermarked gifs
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>>9013213
Some people contribute to society. Life ain't all about happy technicolor pony weirdos.
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>>9013275
SHUT UP AND PONY HARDER
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is it possible to have a girlfriend and a waifu at the same time?

not trying to troll, I really need to know
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>>9013275
Get a load of this guy.
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>>9013262
>She rewards those who really mean it
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>>9013260
There can be a "science of magic" technically. Specifically, that would be "how magic works."
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>>9013287
As long as you love the waifu more and she's okay with you having a girlfriend on the side
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>>9012867

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aPvWm56nUR
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>>9013262
>Celestia yells her name during sex, too
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>>9013275
>not managing your time well enough to have a good balance of both

do you even life?
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>>9013287
your waifu would probably want you to be happy.
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>>9013296
>pancake tears

every time
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>>9013296
>you will never have a close enough friend to do something so stupid with
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>>9013330
>You will never be a pancakelord
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>>9013311
No.
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>>9013091
>>9013153
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>>9013341
I would give Pinkie that honorary title
I'd make her a little badge and a paper mache hat and she would be pretty happy about it
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>>9013287
how would you feel if your waifu had a boyfriend?
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>>9013341
>there will never be a pancakes defense force
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>>9013353
I'm laughing for REAL NOW
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>>9012867

Fuck off pancakefag. We don't like your kind around here.
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>>9013273
>not saving gifs with best logo
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>>9013389
Wait, you were lying all those other times you said you were laughing?
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>>9013169
Probably not, not unless she's in to it.
>>9013194
I'd probably be into it.
>>9013353
This is why you never, ever do sexy roleplay with yourself - out loud, anyway.
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>>9013383
Not that guy but as long she is happy and he makes her happy I would be happy for her.
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>>9012927
Those are horese butts, anon
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>>9013422
Well, now she's not your waifu anymore.
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>>9013383
She does.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/214/1/7/red_and_blue_by_redintravenous-d59md0o.png
The search for a new waifu is long and arduous.
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Silver Spoon sexual abuse
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>>9013422
even online you are the ultimate beta
>>
>spend 20 minutes pulling porn out of your ass.
>everyone sucks your dick.
>spend days on an sfw pic.
>no one gives a fuck.
How do I deal with this?
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What's wrong with this pony?
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>>9013435
A pony's butt is very sensitive
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>>9013465
Tarnished Silver reference. I love it.
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>>9013461
>waifuing a truly terrible OC
I'm not even saying that because she's an OC, I'm saying it because she's a really bad OC.
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>>9013483
He hasn't has a good episode yet
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>>9013474
draw more porn or stop caring what other people think

I vote draw more porn
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>>9013461
oh jeez
>>
>darf online on fimfiction

OH BOY TWILESTIA RELEASE
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>>9013474
Make better sfw if you care about it so much.
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>>9013483
I wish there was more trap Spike stuff.
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>>9013474
Not giving a fuck.
You are not doing this for popularity. You aren't doing this to have more nots than X.
You are doing this for fun. Did you enjy drawing that sfw picture? Did you have fun?
If yes congratulations.
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>>9013490
But he had two good episodes back to back in Season 3.
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>>9013409
that's pretty impressive
I wonder if she takes supplements
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>>9013519
They were okay.
They weren't Sleepless or Magic Duel tier
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>>9013515
I only have fun when people suck my dick, though.
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>>9013461

>waifuing an OC
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>>9013488
The search for a new waifu is long and arduous
>>9013495
YOU
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>>9013519
>SAYS
>good
Look man I like the episode but I wouldn't say it was that good
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>>9013465
>>9013487

I found the entire premise of that story repulsive and the story itself poorly-written.
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>>9013533

Then get a boyfriend.
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>>9013541
im sorry
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>>9013548
Cool, thanks for telling us.
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>>9013533
Oh...then I don't know.

Draw porn. Butreally the other option is much better.
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we waifu's now?
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>>9013536
>waifuing a background character
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>>9013533
keep drawing porn or let me suck your dick
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>>9013544
i would

says is a good episode
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>>9013556
>apologizing for getting laid
Red, you boob.
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>>9013554
You mean girlfriend
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>>9013583
slut
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>>9013570

>implying
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>>9013590
Men suck dicks better than girls.

Women can't do anything right.
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>>9013487
Tarnished Silver was a little bit much for me, and not really that well written. The idea of her being loving to be hurt a little during is an awesome idea, though. You know, the whole 'difference between me and a mosquito is that a mosquito will quit sucking after you smack it' kind of thing
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>>9013590

I know what I said anon.
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>>9013567
what is see doing to fluttershy?
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>>9013598
women are better at eating pussy
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>>9013556
you should be
there are few chubby pones
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>>9013598
Chad pls work on the video
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>>9013601
REI
YOU'RE ALIVE
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>>9013612
You mean you've never had a good sit on the ol Fluttercouch?
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>>9013612
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>>9013570
>thinks the only good waifus are the mane 6
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>>9013622
just touch it
go on
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>>9013608
Sleepy ponies are good.
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>>9013619
Have you had a woman eat your pussy before?
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>>9013619
Nope. Men do it better to.

There is nothing a woman can do that a man can't, other than breast feeding and giving birth, but that stuff is gay.
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>>9013637
Is this is thing?
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>>9013640

>implying secondary characters are background
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>>9013649
klondike pls
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>>9013644
I-is it r-really okay?
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>>9013598
You don't know what you're talking about
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>>9013651
I guess you've been out of the loop for a bit?
yeah it's a thing
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>>9013628
I am! Kinda!

Why does everyone keep saying that?
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>>9013652
>waifuing any princess

You're the worst
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>>9013640
The only bad waifus are bg characters
Main characters, secondary characters and OC that are well done can be waifu material
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>>9013672
>waifuing Lyra
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>>9013669
When an artist doesn't appear for 2 or 3 days clearly the buses got him and most likely killed him

It's good to see you escaped from them.
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>>9013672

>and OC that are well done can be waifu material
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>>9013668
I guess I have. Is there more?
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>>9013649

>breastfeeding is gay

MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KICK YOU IN THE DICK
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>>9013681
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>>9013661
yes.
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>>9013684
>pony
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>>9013536

Does anyone else remember that series of threads someone made a few years ago - must've been like 2010 or something - with the 4chan Express?

The idea was that it went from /a/ to /x/ with all stops in-between, pointing out the sights and the points of interest in each board, before linking to the next one over and continuing on.

I don't know why I thought of it just now, but I remember how much fun it was, and how many different boards had people hop on with us and go from board to board.

I wish stuff like that still happened. I wonder how it would have played out if the 4chan Express had stopped in /mlp/.
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>>9013684
TWILY
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>>9013668
>You smell

like bait?
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>>9013706
it's so soft~
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>>9013715
They get deleted on sight now.
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>>9013699
There is but I don't have a lot of it.
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>>9013715

Aw shit, I think I remember something like that.
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>>9013715
>2010
I thought it was even more recent
like last year recent
But you may be right, I've totally lost track of the things that go on here
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>>9013715
It did once or twice. They quickly moved on when they stopped here.
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>>9013733

but why
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>>9013733
That's funny because they used to get stickied and have music and everything
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Shhh
pone is sleeping
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>>9013699
Yeah there's quite a bit
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>>9013763
fun is strictly forbidden
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>>9013766
Wow that RD has a really fat ass
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>>9013699
You don't even know
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>>9013765
this one won't shut the fuck up
how did you get your pony to sleep
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>>9013763
It's probably because it's cool every once in a while, but then everyone starts jumping on and doing it
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>>9013766
I don't... what... what?
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>>9013778
what did you just say?
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>>9013765
sleep well
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>>9013790
>>9013766
>>9013735
So is she like their seat or something?

I think I can grow to like this
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>>9013727
No
She just doesn't bathe often
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>>9013791
sex
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>>9013690
Oh, okay.

No I'm busless.
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>>9013820
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>>9013474
link to nsfw and sfw?
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>>9013765
HELLO TWILIGHT SPARKLE. IT'S ME ANON. I NEED A BOOK. HEY TWILIGHT. TWILIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU.
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>>9013822
gross, I'm not gonna fuck a horse
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>>9013813
I think it might just be typical face sitting stuff
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>>9013838
Because floating Ss are floating around you
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>>9013857
I'm sure you could find someone willing it do it for you.
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>>9013838
>she caught the ugly

from derpy
>>
http://i.imgur.com/IjmJhfA.gif

I cant stop unfing
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>>9013858
I could... get used to that too.
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buy some apples, sugah'!
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>>9013858
Too bad she's not a unicorn.
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Lyra doesn't love you
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>>9013875
2human
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>>9013883
that is not an attractive face
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>>9013875
>human
>spike
ew
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>>9013875
I've tried that
It really wears you out
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>>9013887
That's fine, I don't love her either.
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>>9013883
>yellow tits
What in Sam Hell was that artist thinking?
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>>9013875
I guess that happpens when you have no standards
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>>9013875
>humans
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>>9013887
Well duh, we all know she only lusts for us
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>>9013715

>tfw you joined in on one back when you used to hang out in /ck/
>tfw you were the Dining Car, posting a board-relevant food item in every board
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>>9013856
Eat a dick anon, waking up pone isn't nice
>>
Now that it's later, did anyone actually want to see the futalestia x DJ Acid thing I did?
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>>9013887
I know, she just loves my hands.
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>>9013956
yes
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>>9013887
Prove it
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>>9013956
No.
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Aren't they going to have to age the CMCs eventually?
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Things I've learned from this thread:

>setting yourself on fire for a noble cause is a great way to die
>Spitfire is a very sexy pony
>the greatest VAs of all time will unfortunately never have roles on MLP
>making your pony blonde and tanned reduces her intelligence
>I want to be cuddlebuddies with Derpy
>Math is sexy, easy to learn, and omnipresent
>fucking pancakes
>my favorite pony will never talk to me in bed
>people care more about porn than sfw art
>you'll get better blowjobs if you're gay
>the 4chan Express will never visit MLPG
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>>9013945
I JUST WANTED A BOOK TWILIGHT SPARKLE> GEES YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A FUCKING DICK.
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>>9013956
>No anon in the middle
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>>9013956
Eh what the hell.
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>>9013956
I couldn't handle it
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>>9013956
>DJ acid
no
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>>9013977
You'll go far, kid.
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>>9013956
>asking
>not linking it

quit stringing people along: http://pastebin.com/c92XAAHT
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>>9013967
http://pastebin.com/c92XAAHT
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>>9013808
>your favorite pony will never make you orgasm on stage
You, on your knees and completely helpless to stop as your back arches and your hips thrust involuntarily in the air

Every moment of humiliation suspended in time with a flash of a camera, and no matter how hard you shut your eyes, you can't drown out the lewd jeers of the crowd.
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>>9013977
>You will never serve in the pancakes foreign legion
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>>9013977
>making your pony blonde and tanned reduces her intelligence
go gon
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>>9013977
>Math is sexy, easy to learn, and omnipresent
good job anon, Twilight would be proud.
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>>9014020
orgasms are so great
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>>9014062
what if Twilight likes the liberal arts subjects better?
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>>9014085
>you will never make a pony orgasm
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>>9014085
I disagree, orgasms are awful
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>>9014062
>>9013977
>>9014100

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rNpHVArYqH
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>>9014108
>You will never share a simultaneous orgasm with a pony
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>>9013968
She told me so.
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>>9013976
Have you never watched cartoon shows before?
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>>9014110
What are those?
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>>9014108
>>9014127
welp
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>>9014152
terrible, awful things.
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>>9013945
... How do you know?
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>>9014139
Most cartoon shows didn't change the status quo as drastically as season 3 did.

One character got somewhere with her goal and one finished her goal...which was the lead goal of the series in the first place
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>>9014152
You'll understand when you get older.
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>>9014152
The Devil rewarding you for defying gods will.
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>>9014132
And she shows her love through every single picture.
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>>9014152

Something you're too young to be asking about.

Don't you two have cutie marks to be looking for?
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>>9014127
>you will never orgasm when a pony orgasms and bites your shoulder to not scream
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>>9014152
>here, just watch this video
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>>9014180
what goal exactly are you talking about?
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>>9014132
I don't believe you
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9014199
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>>9014244
Night best princess.
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>>9014213
>You will never have a big bright splotch on the bitemark
>you will never notice it spreading when you wake up in the morning
>you will never watch your arm gradually turn into a large marshmallow cylinder
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>>9014244
Goodnight loud horse.
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>>9014219
rainbow dash joining the wonderbolts
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>>9014263
I want to hug a giant spaghettimancer Lyra
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>>9014244
Goodnight!
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>>9014265
eugh, not this please
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>>9014283
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>>9014286
are you trying to give him nightmares?
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>>9014199
But not love for you
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>>9014283
Anon, we all do.

Speaking of all of us, how would Lyra react if we all appeared in her world at the same time?
What if we all gave her a group hug, would she have a spaghetti attack?
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>>9014295
oh come on
you wouldn't even bite the pony before your face reforms into a colorful pony snout?
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>>9014307
>dreaming of thick dash
>nightmares
>>
NAME A PONY
NAME A WEBSITE THAT NOT 4CHAN
NAME AN ENERGY DRINK
MAKE A PUN USING A PONIES NAME
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>>9014332
no
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>>9014295
There are other ways to be turned into a pony
none are pleasant
>>
What are you listening to, MLPG?
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>>9014332
Fancypants
420chan
Sugar free rockstar
Futa rarity? more like Flarity!
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>>9014354
I heard you can do it if you smell enough of their toots.
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>>9014286
I should hate this artist, I really should.
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>>9014332
APPLEJACK
LE REDIT
MONSTER
APPLEJACKIE CHAN
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>>9014332
Applejack
Livestram
Uh, um, is Sobe an energy drink?
I'd help Applejack off Big Mac
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>>9014303
I wouldn't mind if Lyra blew her spaghetti all over me
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>>9014332
PANK
PANDORA
MONSTER
RAINBOW CRASH
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>>9014374
No one can last even a second smelling fluttershy's toots
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>>9014283
>spaghettimancer

i want people to stop using memes here once facebook and readdit have taken them

inb4 the meme defense force ironicly posts memes at me.
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>>9014397
I can
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>>9014332
Jackie Chan
Jackiechan.org
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
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>>9014329
Will biting a pony reverse the process?
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>>9014286
>fat dash
>luna without penis

reported
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>>9014405
I agree with you on this one
can we stop saying "based" or "sides" yet?
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>>9014405
I dont use facebook so I dont know if they had them. Also fuck you I like the word.
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>>9014267
And Twilicorn
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Its that time again.
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>>9014417
No, but it might turn them in to a human
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>>9014423
When was that ever her goal?
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>>9014405
>not posting memes on memechan
le shiggy diggidy doo!
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>>9014405
you are 20% more upset in 10 seconds flat, anon.
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This thread smells funny
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>>9014450
Cant see much there bro.
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>>9014405
What better term is there to describe Lyra with other than master spaghettimancer?
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>>9014405
they take them pretty fast though, so we would have to at least triple our meme production to outrun them.

are you all up to the task?
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>>9014432
It's always time anon
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>>9014471
If someone replies with anything Fluttershy related I will fucking cut them
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>>9014419
>stop using based

Only when Based God stops making music
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>>9014475
whoa there anon, just hold it
I am going to need to see the full pic here before I let you go on your way
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>>9014471
Fluttershy farted
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>>9014405
how do you expect me to know when facebook and redit start using them?
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>>9014499
It's the full pic i'm sorry
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>>9014491
#swag
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>>9014489
>>9014502
ooooh it's on now
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>>9014489
>>9014502
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>>9014471
Rarity queefed
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>>9014479
I have one: "best pone"
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>>9014513
#RARE
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>>9014475
I'm sorry, I think it's a WiP mt was doing
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>>9014519
Do you remember smoking any substance, anon?
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>>9014528
#wow#woah
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>>9014528
#slut
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>>9014545
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18
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>>9014405
but it's fun

why should they get to ruin it
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>>9014545
#wowza
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>>9014559
>#sluttymare will never trend on twitter
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>>9014405
what killed it for me is when the unicon host kept say "no spaghetti questions please" and
"watch out this guy is spilling his spaghetti everywhere"

to the VAs and they had no fucken idea what it ment.
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>>9014475
>squirting all over

hot damn that almost makes up for the stupid pubes and weird anatomy
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>>9014545
#WOWZA #based
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>>9014541
You a fucking narc?
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>>9014573
>tfw sluttymare fad is ded
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Am I the only one that cannot use the archive? It seem to be broken at the moment.
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>>9014526
That'll do.
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>>9014471
It's a natural scent. Take it in.
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>>9014590
the slutty mare lives on
in all of us
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>>9014587
>Am not
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>>9014587
twilight is cuter
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>>9014590
She lives on here, anon: http://smarebooru.booru.org/
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>>9014598
works for me
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>>9014598
I think it's just really slow, Possibly from there being thousands of links on 1 page.
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>9014598
It works, but it's slow as fuck due to too many threads or something.
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>>9014617
prove it
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>>9014637
fuck you man
not cool
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>>9014637
>
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>>9014617
I hope they do that in the show Dash struggling to not be cute
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>>9014471

Sorry, anon, but my boots were killin' me
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>>9014637
Can I at least marry a mare in a pretty dress?
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>>9014636
>>9014648
You know, at this point, why not make it 2 or 3 pages? That would make it easier to load in.
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>>9014609
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>>9014598
I've been having the same problem.

Had to rely on the beacon.
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>>9014568
the more memes around the shittier the place is
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>>9014637
http://amitheprettymareyet.tumblr.com/
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>>9014665
By all means anon, go ahead.
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>>9014685
>1 month ago

;_;
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>>9014678
>wink

unf
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>>9014660
>Rarity and Pinkie play a prank on Dash
>They get that air balloon and sneak into her house at night
>Rarity Curls Dash's hair and pinkie plasters her face with makeup and gives her a hooficure
>Dash sleeps through the whole thing
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>>9014682
Im still glad galo sengan stayed hidden
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>>9014682
that song's still catchy

then again I don't have to listen to commercial radio 8 hours a day so I haven't been forced to get sick of it
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>>9014625
>this is over a year old
http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=127
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>>9014712
>he became the pretty mare 1 month ago
>too busy to update tumblr

just believe anon
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>>9014678
At this point, she seem more of a cuddleslut then anything else she use to be in the past.

And I would not have it any other way.
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>>9014682
when i think gangnam style, pistachios are definitely what comes to mind.
yeah.
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>>9014678
Does anyone have the full version of that with the multiple genitals?
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>>9014721
>Dash sleeps through the whole thing
>touching her hooves
DYEWTS?
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>>9013945
I'd like to wake up to find this pony going to work on my morning gwood
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>>9014744
I refuse to believe they would fail to update their tumblr in such an event

I have been their loyal follower for a long time and if they left me hanging like that I would be very disappointed
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>>9014712
It's hard to update tumblr with pretty mare hooves, anon.
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>>9014774
That's the joke
She's a heavy sleeper
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>>9014678
>Red Ribbon will never be your cuddleslut
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>>9014777
>all you see is the sheets moving and her as happily waving in the air on the end of the bed
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>>9014752
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>>9014779
it's hard to update tumblr when you have hooves
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thank god harlemshake died out before anyone ponified it.

that would have been the stupidest shit ever. i would have instantly killed myself.
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I want to use Dashes plump rump as a pillow
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>>9014828
It's probably being done right now and will be a month late
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>>9014828
Someone is organizing a Harlem Shake on my school tomorrow.
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>>9014625
>look through the booru
Their mind control/hypnotism collection is pitiful
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>>9014842
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and do the harlangnam style
we're getting 20 percent cooler
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>>9014828
>tfw you dont even know what that is
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>>9014842
I want to lick Rarity's sweaty asshole after she comes back from her morning jog
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>>9014757
Those pistachio commercials are always memes.
Whats a senpai?
I'm playing Persona 4
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>>9014806
Something about feeding her make her appealing as well, but not too much.
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>>9014842
>implying she doesn't have a firm and tight athlete ass
Dash is nowhere near plump rump status.
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>>9014828
things like that remind me how out of touch I am with pop culture

I hadn't even heard about it until I heard it mentioned on npr a week ago, even now I don't know anything about it beyond it being some dance craze
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>>9014871
I don't either.

I'm kind of glad though.
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>>9014828
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QmUsZikYdg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDHsExVOGPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8TxYZO6T34
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>>9014769
Shit, I have it on my netbook somewhere but not on this computer.
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>>9014868
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snsmlHQ89eU
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>>9014901
WHY?
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IS THIS A GOOD PONY?
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>>9014901
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>>9014876
UNF that's better than a shower
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>>9014769
>that awful shop
I swear I have it around here somewhere
I can't seem to find it though
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>>9014901
huh

so how are you going to kill yourself, anon?
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Alright, the day's coming to an end. Lets see if you met your quota.

How many bronybucks did you make today?
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>>9014860
>Their
that's ours, anon
it's made by us
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Do your homework
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>>9014975
>collection
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>>9014966
Bait?
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>>9014975
Then our mind control/hypnotism collection is pitiful

This must change
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>>9014986
>implying anyone here is smart enough or remembers how to do long division
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>>9014966
Z-zero....
Damn it I suck!
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>>9014995
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>>9014986
>show all work
>one sheet

fuck you cheeriloo
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>>9014986
Call your dad.
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>>9014986
There is nowhere near enough room on that paper to show work
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>>9015010
>>9014995
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>>9014986
why's he sweating?

long division's easy as hell
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>>9014986

>no room at all

Fuck you bubblegum bitch.
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>>9014986
>showing work
That shit's for fags.
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>>9015011
Come on Anon, you should be able to solve this.
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>>9015019
>>9015011
you're supposed to show all your work on a separate sheet of paper
Rumble is nervous because he's an idiot
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>>9015016
I haven't spoken to my dad in like two years
He calls every week but I just don't pick up the phone
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>>9015016
There goes my good mood.
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>>9015023
Is Fluttershy more tired of Dash calling things The Wonderbolts or calling them bait?

Or both?
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Well /v/ just gave me the sad. Can I have an applepone to cheer me up?
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>>9014986
>>9015003
I wasnt smart enough to do it in fucking elementary.
Get on my idiot level.
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>>9015060
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about half-done with Flutter-abuse. how mean do we want to be to Fluttershy? there's already forcing her to get drunk, a slap or two, and forcing her to give head in front of a bunch of people. i have an idea of where this plane goes, but how high up will it be when it gets there?

also, it's a Fluttershy more on this end than skinny and scrawny.
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>>9014986
I hate math so much
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>>9015060
Have two
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>>9015075
Oh my
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>>9015078
that sounds terrible
why would you write such awful things
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>>9015071
Then solve those math problems now

Anon will check your work
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>>9015074
That...is alright. Thanks Anon.

>>9015088
aww yiss
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>>9014986
57
47 1/3
17.125
31 1/7
54 2/9
71
41 1/5
61 1/2
Do I win?
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>>9015075
Definitely bait
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>>9015016
w

why would you do that

why would you not talk to your parents when they just want to make sure you're alright
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>>9015103
>not showing work
0/100 See me after class!
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>>9015048
You should pick it up sometime anon.
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asking again
where is darf twilestia
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>>9015016
>home for spring break
>hung out with him until he had to sleep for work shooting the shit about his new stereo and listening to music

feeling alright tonight
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Have you praised your princesses tonight, MLPG?
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>>9015092
But im still not smrt enough.
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>>9015078
>buttershy
Yes.

How about mixing in a little wet and messy and feeding? Stuff her face with cake?
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>>9015103
F+ no work shown
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>>9015108

Because that anon was shit and that situation would never happen if you actually cared about your parents.

Really a stupid cliche "sad" story that doesn't make any real sense.
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>>9015103
>47 1/3
wrong

not even going to check the others, 1/10 because you got the first right
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>>9015112
I'm too tired to actually think right now though.
why would you assign me work in the middle of the night?
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What is Fluttershy doing back there?
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>>9014966
an artist i like was having a stream sale so i spent $45. i bought a pic of my shemale fursona having sex with my favorite pony

i can never post it or people will hate me
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>>9015103
>no shown work

Enjoy your D, sweetheart.
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>>9015091

just call me Caligula.
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>>9015112

>braeburned_in_highschool.jpg
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>>9015159
This sounds familiar
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>>9015159
Nanaki pls
is it at least on FA or E621
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>>9015100
I wish I had more AB/Mac stuff that wasn't porn. It's 2cute
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>>9015162
>Cheerilee will never give you the D
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>>9015162
Fuck you slut you gave me problems to solve, I found a calculator. Problem fuckin solved.
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>>9015143
that was supposed to be a 9, not a 7.
whatever, I'm tired.
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>>9015123
What are you doing with a picture of Dooks?
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>>9015159
nernerkle pls

I can't recall any other easily recognizable shemale fursonas.
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>>9015159
couldnt you just like imagined it in your brain for free?
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>>9015159
I'm probably going to stumble upon it and hate you regardless for ruining another one of my fap sessions.
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>>9015185
d'awww
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>you're a little pony going to school in ponyville
>class just finished for the day
>you grab your saddlebag and make to leave
>"Anoooooon~"
>It's Miss Cheerilee
>"I'll walk you home anon. I want to have a chat to your parents tonight"

wat do?
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>>9015112
>>9015162

why the fuck do teachers want you to show work

if I can finish it when the rest of class isn't even halfway done and still get all the right answers, doesn't that show that I know it?
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>>9015185

Love those applepones
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>>9015204
y-you can do that?

holy shit this changes everything
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>>9015217
>rape
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>>9015155
Stealing applejacks protein, that's what
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>>9015162
Oh fuck you, I'll build couches and live in a schoolbus for a living!

You'll see!
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>>9015217
BOOK IT
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>>9015217
tell her to pls go
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>>9015217
>My parents are on vacation and in a coma with two broken hooves
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>>9015223
Would you hug an apple pone?
Which ones?
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>>9015190

>you will never be the little filly in Mr Cheerilee's class

DON'T STAND

DON'T STAND SO

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME
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>>9015162
I never actually learned how to show my work on simple math problems like this.
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>>9015217
Start sweating and get a boner
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>>9015246
All of them.
Especially Mac
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>>9015257
that's your answer to everything
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>>9015240
I hate it when Fluttershy steals my protein
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>>9015246
ALL OF THEM
Except Braeburn
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Has Cheerilee ever fucked a student?

Even if she hasn't, does she fantasize about it?
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>>9015246
All of them. At once
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>>9015223
applebloom?
what happened to your head?
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>>9015292
I don't think their barn doors swing that way
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Would you play Viva Piñata with pone?
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>>9015268
Dont fix what aint broke
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>>9015285
Faggot
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>Celestia's cock fell against her belly with a wet slap, the stink of ass, cum and urine flooding the room as her foreskin oozed its grimy contents between her heavenly breasts.
unf
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>>9015285

b-but
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>>9015217
Just follow along. What the worst can it happen?
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>>9015287
All the time.

All the time regardless.
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>>9015312
>>9015315
That fuckers creepy
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>>9015287
Yes. All of them. Except Snips


Why do you think she's always handing out random detentions.
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>>9015313
Do tell me if you enjoy it further anon~
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>>9015302
Man, I liked that game, but I was super disappointed in how limited the garden size was.
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>>9015287

she's thought about it. and Celestia knows she's come close to giving in. but she hasn't. yet.
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>>9015327
aww come on
he's so cute
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>>9015315
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>>9015346
no, he's a faggot
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>>9015287

Why would she? Little kids are gross and obnoxious.

She's on good terms with a variety of fine stallions around town. She ain't got time for snotty nosed brats.
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>>9015313
>cum and urine flooding the room as her foreskin oozed its grimy contents between her heavenly breasts
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>>9015333
Or perhaps give her ass another deep kiss, drinking deep of her grimy toilet's bowl and evening out their stomachs to merely 9 months pregnant size?
Write futa horsecock Trixie x anon
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>>9015292
I'll bet Applejack's tail tastes like apples
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>>9015340
I hated the floaty controls. Miss a patch of hard dirt? Enjoy your permanent bald spot!

If that game had a grid system for placement I'd probably have a full journal instead of just a half full one.
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dammit anon now you've got me listening to the police

fuckin nabokov
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>>9015327
But he's such a qt
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Poor trixie
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>>9015364
Your just letting years of terrible fanon get in the way of an otherwise decent character.
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>>9015374
But anon, I'm not really a big fan of Trixie.
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>>9015378
>listening to the police
>not the policeman
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>>9015376
>Lick Applejack's cutie mark
>Doesn't taste like apples
>Mouth full of hair
Terrible
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>>9015400
what about futa horsecock Twilight on Spike?
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Fluttershy's butt addiction is reaching its tipping point
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>>9015412
>I'm sorry Sugarcube.
>But there is a part of me that DOES taste like apples.
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>>9015412
>all pone cutie marks have a distinct smell and taste
>licking twilights cutie mark tastes like astral mist
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>>9015430
Your hat?
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>>9015430
I-is it your hat?
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>>9015412
>Doesn't even smell like apples
>Just sweat
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>>9015378
>nabokov

Are the Isles fucking up again?
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>>9015412
>lick Applejack's ass
>it tastes like shit
>"Well, what were y'all expectin' anyhow? K-kindly do it again."
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>>9015414
Futa horsecock Twilight on anon?

Just ask on Skype and we'll get down to business...
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>>9015430

It's her mouth.

She wants you to lap applesauce out of her open mouth.

"Make sure ya'll get around the teeth~"
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>>9015414
How bout' not spike, but some other pony

Like Rarity

I bet she'd like that.
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>>9015430
>>9015430
The hat?
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>>9015448
yes and i'm not on skype
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>>9015436
>>9015437
>>9015458
Giver her the hat.
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>>9015448
I'm not Nanaki I just want futa Twi on Spike.
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NEW HORSE WHERE FAGLORDS?
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>>9015468
Registering is free and easy, but we can wait for the ded horse if you can give me a setting or idea to go on with it~
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>>9015414

only if horsecock futa Rarity is there, too.
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>>9015487

i say yes to fute twi on spike as well
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>>9015452
I'd rather eat applesauce from her ass. I ain't kissing no pony.
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>>9015488
I can do it
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>>9015511

>entire board crashes
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>>9015520
>>9015520
>>9015520
>>9015520
>>9015520
NEW
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>>9015496
ded horse? Right now?
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WHERE

IS

DARF

TWILESTIA
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>>9014986
I got this
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>>9015496
>>9015535
Look this horse is ded now.
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>>9015547
>>9015535
I'm game if you guys are.

Futa Twilight on anon? I can try futatwi x futararity x spike if you have a good idea I can get inspired by
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>>9015541
>He turns it in
>gets it back the next day with a big red UNF in the corner
>"But wait did I get a good grade?"
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>>9015584
Lets do Twilight on anon
Give her a big horsecock and musky balls
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>>9015614
Anthro or quadrupedal?

And can you set the scene?
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>>9015642
Not him but how bout the coldest winter night. Keep each other warm and all that. A nice fire, a window-rattling blizzard outside, and the sound of balls smacking a willing partner.
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>>9015642
anthro or human
What about princess Twilight new slut
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>>9015693
Sounds good to me for a setting!

Now... femanon or maleanon?
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>>9015717
male anon
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>>9015725
>>9015712
>the blizzard rages outside, harsh and frigid
>windows caked in frost, the outside is a dark swirl of ice and snow
>thankfully you're inside by a roaring fireplace
>Twilight snuggles next to you, having just finished her hot chocolate
>her hands run up and down your arm as she slides closer
>you can feel her immense bulge pressing against your body as you look to her
>she smiles and gently thrusts her hips forward, letting you know her intent
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>>9015859
I'm not good at this
Rub my butt against her bulge
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>>9015963
Skill comes with experience~
>you push your ass backwards against her member, feeling it throb in response
>she spends some time grinding against you until she's almost completely stiff
>pulling away you can see the immense size of her bulge in full, her underwear straining to contain her swollen balls
>the vast majority of her thick shaft is hidden under her tanktop, a thin sliver of exposed flesh making you blush as your pucker reflexively clenches
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>>9016055
I'm sorry but is too late and I have to wake up early tomorrow



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