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Cutest and bestest filly edition

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I will rape you
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>>9004256

can't rape the willing, faglord~
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>>9004256
NOT IF I RAPE YOU FIRST
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Sctootaloo is best filly.
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>>9004273
>You will never be tied down and railed by stallions until you're more candy horse semen than man
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>>9004250

>that gif

Did the Japanese dub come out already?
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>>9004297

where can I find it with english subs?
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>>9004285
Seconded.
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>>9004285
agreed
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>>9004250
how did the weeaboo sweetie thing get started?

did her VA say something about it?
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>>9004315
Doesn't yayponies have subtitles?
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>>9004327
Tara Strong
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>>9004327
>tfw when you type in Tara Strong instead of the Linkboard
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>>9004334
>>9004297
That's from the jap subs on Nico.

And weeaboo Sweetie was a small thing from here that I miss
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>>9004362
>typing the linkboard manually
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>>9004256
You're pathetic, Anonymous. You had her cornered in a dark alley and you got raped by Sweetie Belle. How can you live with yourself knowing that you can't even force yourself upon a filly? You're lower than bog scum.
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>>9004373

>weeaboo sweetie

I kinda regret missing this.

Anything to show for it?
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>>9004373
She a cute filly.

>>9004385
Cutting and pasting.

But yeah, I going to sleeping.
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Would you accept Tara's challenge, that she has to make you cum with her tongue only, no hands?
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>they're still running toy commercials with the S2 finale song
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>>9004427
what the hell kind of challenge is that
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>>9004427
That's not really a challenge.
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>>9004402
>implying everything didnt go according to plan
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Will her special talent be cleaning?
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>>9004408
Other than a pic dafty did, nothing really came out of it

Not even Sweetie dressed as a gothic lolita
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>>9004429
I remember the huge promotion on Candyass for the Crystal Empire and she hardly did a thing.
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>>9004452
since "fucking everything up" isn't a special talent, cleaning just might be
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>>9004285
>Sctootaloo
Ooops.
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>>9004125
>blind man takes his new wife back to his home town.
>mother is flabbergasted and informs her son of his "mistake" right in front of his new wife.
>blind man is shocked at the news
>then asks his wife why she lied to him for all these years
>wife pony finally speaks up and starts crying "I'm sorry"
>yada yada yada
>bilndy realizes it's not the woman or mare on the outside but the person you are on the inside that counts
>they both elope to Columbia where horsefucking is legal.
>blindy is never heard from again
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>>9004468
How about Voice cracks?
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>>9004427
I'd accept it from Nicole or Libman. Tara is a cunt.
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>>9004427

Have you ever had a blowjob, man?

They're better than sex with a condom
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>>9004473
>sctootaloo
>Tootaloo
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>>9004465
>I remember the huge promotion on Candyass for the Crystal Empire and she hardly did a thing.

>hold up a force field around the empire for days straight no sleep or rest
>Retrieve spike and the Crystal heart before Sombra
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>>9004497
>fat scoots
>fat toots
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>>9004487

>tfw you will never get an Andrea footjob
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>>9004488
My ex must have just been really bad at it, then.
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So what exactly was Twilight up to on that Hearts and Hooves Day?

What about the other five?
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>>9004523

dudes are better at it
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>>9004532
Pinkie Pie was hosting her annual orgy
Twilight was looking up the meaning of the word "orgy"
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Did anyone of you enjoy Story of the Blanks?
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>>9004532
Twilight was researching ways to find a coltfriend, but took up the entire day in the library and accomplished nothing.
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>>9004537
>tfw no one to practice on
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>>9004523
Most girls just go up and down and are very stingy with their spit.

I had to train my girlfriend by telling her to salivate more and suck on it and play with it how I wanted. By the end, she was amazing.

I awarded her with long sessions of me eating her out.

>tfw she's gone
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>>9004532
Twilight was about 6 books deep into a Fan Fiction marathon
Dash was napping with Fluttershy
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>>9004532
>"Oh Sweetie Belle! I've been meaning to talk to you about something"
>"Is it about boo-"
>"It's about books"
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>>9004560
Not too spooky enough.
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>>9004537
Could be, I've only gotten compliments despite not doing it too often.
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>>9004560
Yes
Yes I did
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>>9004560
Probably the only "grimdark" MLP thing that I enjoyed
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>>9004429
This Day Aria?
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>>9004560
I really, really enjoyed it. To me it's the best fangame yet.
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>>9004532
she was trying to create a Tulpa to fuck her because no stallion in ponyville would.

Rarity was getting fucked silly all day

Fluttershy was fucking stallions silly all day in her secret pleasure dungeon

applejack was apples since thats all she fucking does, ever. APPLES APPLES APPLES I MUST APPLES
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So what is the comfiest and cuddliest sleeping position with pone.
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>>9004608
laying on your back with pone on your chest
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>>9004278

I totally forgot all the stuff in this link board. Stream monitor, flockdraw, a doc with links to our contributors... I bet I'm not the only one who has.
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>>9004608
You=big spoon
Pone=little spoon
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>>9004594

I can't eat a few apples without going a few weeks before eating more, they're too... annoying tasting?

I don't know how she does it
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>>9004608
none. sleeping with pony is uncomfortable as fuck
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>>9004617
>>9004628
Prime erection starters
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>>9004628
>not being pone's little spoon
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>>9004608
Them lying on top, gently hugging you with their head resting on your chest.
Alternative is them being your little spoon.
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>>9004639
So?
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>>9004560
>>9004587
>that last SANIC FAST ghoul pone you have to dodge

jesus christ i lost like 50 times before i could get it right

3hardcore5me
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>>9004587
>>9004588
>>9004592
>>9004584
I really wish this was a SMC file so I can play it on my Wii.
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>>9004608

Pony in lap, back against your chest, you leaning against something

here you can nuzzle pony and bite pony ears, and watch TV or something
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>>9004636
She's an apple pony.
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>>9004648
I would nonsexually
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>>9004654
excellent
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>>9004608
On my back looking up
Pony on face
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>>9004666
that doesn't sound like a very good way to sleep.
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>>9004670
I would whatever the pone was up for
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>>9004617
>>9004628
>>9004652
>>9004666
yes
yes these are very acceptable
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>>9004684

That's what I get for not reading

I thought we were talking about best cuddling position

sleeping is definitely spooning
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>>9004666
what if you bit pony on ear and she moaned and started to grind her hips against you?
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>>9004689
agreed
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>>9004689
Oh really?
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>>9004684
You do not have to be asleep. The view is quite nice.
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>>9004720
you will never be this comfortable
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttM9UAYtx_I
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>>9004720
I'm not disagreeing that it would be nice, but the question was asking for the most comfortable sleeping position with pony.
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>spooning with male ponies
>not cuddling chest to chestdick to dick
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>>9004720
>You will never be Rainbow Dash's body living body pillow.
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>>9004488
I've never had anything, but blowjobs have always been more appealing to me than sex
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>>9004715
Yes, I wouldn't cuddle with just any pone, and if the pone wanted more, why not?
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>>9004743
is it even any good?

The Game Grumps video made it look like Gears of War or some shit
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>>9004715
Celesti quest when
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>>9004516
>not a sweaty thighjob
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>>9004754
>touching balls
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>tfw 6X00x1700 image that is too large for /mlp/
>tfw no /hr/ because ponies
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>>9004739
It hurts. Like, really. I feel it.
This longing for what can never be.
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>>9004720
>>9004756
More. There needs to be more of this.
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>>9004774

I don't think she's got the pubes to make that alluring
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>>9004739
I feel pone would no longer find my stomach comfortable to lie on, it now being far less flabby than before.
Alternative positions might need to be tried.
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Who are these faggots who keep using sage in mlpg?
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>>9004743
>dead space meets silent hill
I'll play it
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>>9004781
>6X00
fuck that's pretty big
dropbox it or something
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>>9004781
So put it on dropbox or imgur or something, faglord
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>>9004783
It's okay anon, you're among like minded individuals here.

We all know that feel.
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>>9004775
u-unf
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>>9004785
I'm starting to find this spaghetti nosense a bit old.
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>>9004774
>not wanting a hoofjob from your favorite pone

What are you, a faggot?
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>>9004427
>implying I wouldn't cum buckets with Libman slowly licking me to climax, tonguing my frenulum and swirling round my glans and corona
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>>9004803
I would use nokosage but you idiots now must cope with it. Sage is not a downvote.
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>>9004803
/jp/fags who are trying to be 'polite' or something
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>>9004765
No, no, that's a good thing. I'd have posted a devious look, but alas.


>>9004773
I don't think I trust myself to run that right away.
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>>9004820
Would you want pone to use front, or back legs when giving hoofjob?
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>>9004516
I hope they're smelly

Her feet are pretty cute, tara's got nice feet, too.
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>>9004800

Oh yeah, didn't you join the military? What branch?

got any neat stories from basic?
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>>9004829

Just use 4chan X you dolt
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>>9004808
>>9004809
K.
http://i.imgur.com/w1f9OF3.jpg
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>>9004813
>that image
>"anon, start the reactor"
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>>9004867
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
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>>9004862
I already do...?
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>>9004870

Pfhaha
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>>9004862
the point is that nokosage used to hide the sage but still not bump the thread
moot fixed that so now we get to see this guy hopelessly trying to keep the general off the front page

point at him and laugh
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>>9004858

But what good would smelly feet be for a footjob?

Unless one was on your dick and one was in your face, anyway.
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Pony.
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>>9004756
I want to kill myself now. Thanks anon.
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>>9004867
Uh. What was the point?
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>>9004820
Hooves are boring, you can do so much more with a pair of lips, a mouth, and a tongue. Unicorns are OP sexually because they have magic. They can use spells on you to make it feel like there's thousands of tongues licking every inch of your body, or keep you on edge for days. The possibilities are endless.
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>>9004861
Air Force.


Remind me to post a story or two on my tumblr at a later time if you're interested, I try to refrain from being bloggy on MLPG.
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>>9004867
shouldn't her eyebrow be staying next to her eye
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>>9004881
>now we get to see this guy hopelessly trying to keep the general off the front page
Because that is totally my intention.

>>>/b/
>>>/q/
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>>9004867
wow it's fucking nothing
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>>9004881

Oh wow, what an idiot
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>>9004885
I like this pony
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>>9004885
who makes these ponies? they're weird but strangely likeable and they can Jam
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>>9004845
>right away.
Well, not right away and besides, you are still in army camp, right?
But may be you cold start building something slowly... gather ideas, etc.
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>>9004897

What's your tumblr? I'll just send an ask.
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>>9004904

What is your intention then? Do tell, maybe I should sage too!
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>>9004904

Whats the point of saging then? The thread is constantly bumping anyway.
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>>9004904
It was my understanding that sage does nothing except keep you from bumping the thread
since you're already drawing attention to yourself and we're going full meta anyway, would you like to explain what you're accomplishing aside from that?
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>>9004829
Fucking moot ruining everything
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>>9004882
>Unless one was on your dick and one was in your face, anyway.

that's the plan, me lying on my back on the floor with her in a chair or couch, that way she can brace my cock with one foot and use the other to slide it in between her toes and give you a toejob
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>>9004881
what's wrong with wanting to keep the general off the front page? Personally I think we should sage all of our posts.
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>>9004936
>>9004930
>>9004929

>responding
>to THAT

REALLY?
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>>9004916

But Bonbon doesn't like you.
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>>9004921
What do you mean by "these ponies?"
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which pone would you team up with to invade north korea
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>>9004913
WE NEED MORE PONE CUDDLING
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>>9004949

Shut up, I must know. My life demands it, humanity demands it.
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>>9004928
aspirantisbored.tumblr.com


>>9004926
Tech school, but close enough. And rest assured: I am always gathering ideas.
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>>9004956

Celestia.
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>>9004950
Seems like she definitely likes him there.
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>>9004948
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just hopeless because of how fast we are

>>9004949
yes really, fuck you
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>>9004768
Don't want to go all /v/ in here, but Dead Space 3 didn't really feel like Dead Space anymore, it was more of an action game. And the dialogues were shitty.
Dead Space 1, on the other hand, was brilliant.
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>>9004956
Why would I invade best korea?
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>>9004948

Everybody knows about the General and there's also catalog
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>>9004488
I want to save up so I can move out and hire an escort, and get a blowjob without a condom because I don't care if I get AIDS
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>>9004954
you know, these >>9004885 ponies.

and the one where bon wants to watch spacejam
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>>9004941

I dunno, I don't think that'd feel too great. I think her arches on either side would feel a lot better.

what if she just tied her sweaty pantyhose around your head, making sure the foot was right over your nose?
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would you a ANQUAN BOLDIN TO THE NINERS HOLY SHIT
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>>9004981
Because best korea wishes to see you dead.
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>>9004991
Can you get AIDS from a blowjob regardless?
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>>9004985
>Everybody knows about the General
We still get people filtering in from the front page of /mlp/
This guy is trying to avoid that because he would rather have us get stale and die
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>>9005008
yes
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>>9004981

They want to kill everyone because they're jealous of South Korea's starcraft skills
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>muh sekrit generol
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>>9004978
But Issac doesn't talk in Dead Space One! That's just lazy game design!
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>>9005012
sage doesn't contribute to the bump limit though, does it?
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>>9005008
it's theoretically possible but there have been "no confirmed reports of transmission in this manner"
basically if the person going down on you doesn't have open bloody sores and they don't bite your dick open you'll be alright
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>>9004929
>>9004930
Because saging is better than bumping.
I don't only sage on MLPG or /mlp/ but on other boards too.
My posts usually aren't worth bumping the thread.
And people from /piss/ will not /shit/ in /mlpg/.

There.
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>>9005036

I like silent protagonists
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>>9004999
http://xhamster.com/movies/962401/bare_footjob_with_barefoot_footjob.html

the toejob at 5 minutes in looks intense, that's what I mean

but arches are good, and I do love smelly pantyhose, marathon fresh
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>>9005046
Type nokosage instead.

It still sages the thread, but it doesn't draw attention to the post.
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>>9004995
Oh BonBon, I wish I knew how to quit you
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And the shitposting begins AGAIN.
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>>9005008
You can, but there's a very low chance of transmission via oral sex.
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>>9005060
moot fixed that
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>>9005060
see
>>9004829
>>9004881
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>>9005046

I think you're taking this way too seriously
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>>9005061
I love those stoned eyes, they make Mew's ponies look so cute.
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>>9005060
moot "fixed" that function because it wasn't "an intended function"
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>>9005078
>MLPG in a nutshell
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>>9005061
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>>9005078
I can't help but think he's really, really mad at something and wants everyone to know.
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>>9005058
>bare_footjob_with_barefoot_footjob
what
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>>9005107

Yo dawg
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Is it night enough for me to drop a pastebin?
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>>9005099
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>>9005107
Porn comments are some of the best ones on the internet
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>>9005099
this picture really upsets me
like
it makes me want to go full flutterfag every time I see it
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>>9005107
A typo obviously.

It's supposed to be >bear_footjob_with_barefoot_footjob
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>>9005099
You're terrible, anon.

I'd pet her and scratch her behind the ears to make her feel better.
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>>9005120
drop that shit like a crack baby, son
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>>9005046
>I sage because I'm a newfag and I don't know what I'm doing
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>>9005120
it's always fine to drop a pastebin
what mess did you write this time?
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>>9005134
it's a joke
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>>9005099
Look at that scrunch
hnnnng
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>>9004995
NoHooves does. He posts here.
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>>9005036
Much better than hearing constant quarrels with his honey bunny girlfriend and the other lover boy in DS3.
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>>9005140
I would pinch her teats and scratch her ears at the same time and watch her turn red.
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>>9005131
There's a guy who went to every video tagged "huge tits" on dailymotion and made puns.
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>>9005134
I feel that way about Sweetie
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>>9005058

>marathon fresh
Oh dude, of course.

Though you'd wear socks to a marathon. You still like smelly socks, right? Damp enough with sweat to wring out?

also I can't stand foot videos where you see the dude's head in them. try out 54CFE61, but I guess a toejob isn't too bad. Then you can lick her other foot, too.
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>>9005153
but look at her
she's just a cute little pony and some asshole shows up with his spray bottle that shouldn't even exist and just blasts her full force
who would even invent a product like that
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>you will never fight Bon Bon in a one on one unarmed death match at the peak of a volcano for the fate of the entire world
;_;
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>>9005167

>Dj Ac-

Fuck you with a broken broomstick
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>>9005086
I only like them when he draws them on Lyra and she's being shy. The rest of the time it looks like they have downs.
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>>9005061
I can make you walk funny for a week, too, BonBon. Wanna see how?
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>>9005186
Son of a bitch
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>>9005167
I'm going to regret reading this, aren't I
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>>9005186
>for the fate of the entire world

I'm against the world, right?
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>>9005181
it's still a joke
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>>9005177
>dude's head in them

same, I like the disembodied foot ones the best because I can project my own dick easily

There's a few compilation videos under the name 'Mona', she's one of the most dextrous I've seen with her feet. Those toejobs would destroy me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Al5RhaJgxxU

God this is fucking awesome.
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>>9005181
>blasts her full force
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>>9005181

I'm with you
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>>9005172
There aren't enough Sweetie feels out there that aren't just getting Rarity to fuck the protagonist.
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>>9005223
It's a mean joke and I hate it
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>>9005046

>Because saging is better than bumping.

in a thread that constantly bumps anyway, it's not
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>>9005177
>54CFE61

oh fuck, why can't this happen to me
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>>9005244
>>>/g/
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>>9005244

Oh god I'm so fucking excited

I can't wait until I can lop off my arm for a kickass bionic one
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>>9005244

First that chair now this. Future is upon us.
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>>9005260
You ever heard about "symbolic sage"?
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>>9005266
I wish I had a foreskin and a girlfriend with dextrous toes.
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>>9005289

No, but I'm laughing already
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>>9005289
Did you ever hear of "shit only you care about?"
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So we are posting best delicious ice cream colored horse?
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>>9005316
yes
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>>9005316
Holy shit that watering can is massive.
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MLPG, if you were a girl, would you let your ponimouto suck on your tits?
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>>9005316
Why isn't she real, /co/?
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>>9005244

Is this a reupload? I'm pretty sure I've seen it before.
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>>9004999
Footjobs are really hard to give, you need a lot of dexterity to do that without slashing his dick with a toenail.
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>>9005316
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>>9005328

Your nose is massive.
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>>9005329
>
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>>9005329
I would let any number of ponies nurse from me
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>>9005223
Man, those few new plane pone pics were adorable.
I'm glad I managed to snag a few more pictures of them before they disappear forever.
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>>9005371
exactly
now you're getting it
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>>9005339
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUPnnROxvY
Published on Nov 5, 2012

That one was uploaded today.

6 months. Think what will come in a lifetime.
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>>9005378
>that plane in the upper right
MY SIDES ARE ETERNAL
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>>9004969
I mean father ideas for the quest. i still hope you can run it during hiatus, you are the last hope since PQ pretty much absent.

Otherwise we are ded. Completely.
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>>9005329
UNF

I need a human AJ/AB version stat
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>>9005329

Oh god that's hot as hell

is this a thread right now?
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>>9005369
<3
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>>9005329
oh dear
>>
What if pony loved you?
>>
What if ponies actually were real? Like if we all had a pony, could you imagine what the average post on MLPG would look like?
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I want that chubby nurse pony to poke her head under my blankets and relieve me while I watch hospital TV, 20k for a night in the hospital better include at least one sloppy blowjob
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>>9005328

earth pony strong
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>you will never have a tiny head
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>>9005400
>02/23/13
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>>9005415
>defacto slaves

I would seriously kill myself if I was born a mudhorse
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>>9004999

U
N
F
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>>9005426
That sombra is way too fat.
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>>9005426
there's no way this won't end in hilarity
video where
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>>9005407
>implying any of us would post on MLPG then
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>>9005429

Nigga I was too busy reading that shit to pay attention to the date
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>>9005425
I thought SA was playing the accordion in the thumbnail... I'm a bit disappointed.
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>>9005397
Quests will happen when I feel better prepared to run them again. And have a computer. Not doing quests via phone keyboard.

Just bear with me, we'll get there.
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>>9005426
>She tumbled down the stairs immediately after, successfully knocking over sombra
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>>9005450

They're all way too fat.
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>>9005450
Only the Sombra?
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>>9005425
SB, pls
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>>9005407
I wouldn't be posting here if I had a pony.
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>>9005450
Been snacking on crystals. Sugar crystals.
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>>9005426
>that shiny
>that candyass
>that sombra
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>>9005470
I think I would that bugponehorsehuman
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>>9005407
None of us would be virgins, we'd be trading sexual techniques instead to teach our ponies. Like how to teach your pony to give a tonguejob.
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>>9005470

What the fuck are they doing, larping ponies on a roof?
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>>9005470
10/10 acting

I can almost feel the rage and threat from Chrysalis
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>>9005160
you're bluffing bonbon
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>>9005455
The tulpamancers have ponies and they still manage to keep a thread going
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Why is she so perfect, /co/.
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>>9005450
he stole too many donuts
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>>9005492
>>9005491
Oh, nevermind, spoke too soon
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>you will never hear one of Bon Bon's 5 voices ever again
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>>9005449
i would fuck zero things in this picture

not even that cement barrier
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Guys.

Guys I'm straight.


But I want Sombra to do things to my ass.

wat do?
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>>9005493
>how to properly suck a marshmallow horsecock
>tips for stretching yourself to take a big pony balls deep
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>>9005430

but they are the cutest pones so it evens out
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>>9005369
This is... ah... no... too hot. Too sexy. I can't take it
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>>9005470
would still fuck both of them
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>>9005526

I want to do things to his ass

If we combined, we'd be straight again
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>>9005526

Submit to your homolust.
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>>9005519
3D pig disgusting, fat tits, fat ass, fat legs, no trap.
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>>9005529
Pegasi are cuter nigga

Wkae up
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>>9005491
Sometimes I see these cosplayers and wonder if they look into the mirror before a convention and go "yeah, the neckbeard totally fits the character"
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>>9005526
Do what feels good, because you're gonna die. Experience all the pleasures there are to experience with no shame.
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>>9005526
Just let it happen
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>>9005550

They're not though.

On cuteness:
unicorn > earth pony > pegasus
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>>9005425
Did Sb drew it? Looks like
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>>9005565

>Implying I'm gonna die

>>9005388
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>>9005575
>unicorn
>cutest
Twily pls go to bed
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>>9005521
>You will never put those in her bag when she's not looking.
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>>9005378
Repost them?
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>>9005557
Sometimes I wonder if they look into the mirror before going outside and go "yeah, the neckbeard totally fits the fact that I'm human"
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>>9005588

>twily
>unicorn
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>>9005588

I just really like horns on horses.
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>>9004880
>>9004870
>TFW living with Pinkie is like a dumb sitcom where she keeps on telling you to do crazy shit
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>>9005574

Casual blowjobs are hot

casual blowjobs from dominant male figures are even hotter
>>
Does Applejack taste like apples?

What do the other ponies taste like?
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>>9005550
I'd rent both of them for the night, god they'd be a crazy lay. They're good enough alone, but together they're indescribable. They'd work every inch of you before they'd let you cum, putting your through the gauntlet, eating your ass, sucking your cock, wingjobs, hoofjobs, prostate stim, all of it. Then when you're trying to catch your breath they'll do something for the finale that will take your breath away and drain about a month's work of jizz out of you.
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>>9005603
They've all pretty much been reposted.
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>>9005574
MUH DICK
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>>9005651
And this one.
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>2 facebook friends
>one of them is one of my favorite comic artists
>he posts a status about how feels lonely and doesn't have enough friends and hasn't been with a girl in a few weeks
>he has multiple books out under his name and Scott Pilgrim was based off of him personally
>61 comments on that status in under an hour
>everyone is telling him to come to parties or hang out

>tfw I have one phone contact (my landlord)
>tfw no family
>tfw no friends
>tfw no interesting traits

FUCK YOU COREY.

YOU DO NOT KNOW LONELINESS.
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>you will never hang out on a tree with your qt pony gf
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>>9005648
>wingjobs

What would that even feel like? Being teased with a feather?
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>>9005689

I think you missed >>>/v/?
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>>9004783
>It hurts. Like, really. I feel it.
>This longing for what can never be.

IF YOU WANT TO FEEL THOSE EMOTIONS:

1. Get a little girl to take care of
2. GET A GIRLFRIEND

THIS IS NOT HARD. REAL LIFE FEMALES WITH PONY PERSONALITIES EXIST
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Remember when Crystal ponies were interesting and useful characters?
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>>9005668
What's with his right foreleg?
>>
Which pony is a huge prude and barely even cuddles?
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>>9005693
>Fluttershy inching further and further upward
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>>9005668
ha, what's with the donkeyplane?
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>>9005693
Feels really bad man.
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>>9005688
Apparently you don't even have a blog you should be posting this on.
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>>9005716
Rarity. She has trouble with intimacy.
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>>9005537
I'm okay if I'm just balding though, right?

Fuck it, I'll just shave my head when I'm 25.
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>>9005713

How the hell would I get a little girl to take care of?
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>>9005736

Good one
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>>9005716
Most of them. Ponies don't like to cuddle much.
>>
seriously
WHERE DARF TWILESTIA
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>>9005736

I can actually kind of see this being true.
>>
Twily has very sexy wings.
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>>9005713
>GET A GIRLFRIEND
>THIS IS NOT HARD.

ha
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>>9005688
Seattle, right?
You should try to get that king county meetup thing to happen
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>>9005739
Pull off the skinhead look, skinheads are really good looking if they do it right, no homo
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>>9005716
Dash
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>>9005761
I did. Nobody responded
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>>9005736
Yeah, she's fine with regular sex, she just doesn't like to form emotional attachments to her partners.
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>>9005378
>JayJay the Jet Plane
KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT KILLIT
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>>9005688
Write your problems or make them into a comic.
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>>9005688

that's great
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>>9005756
She certainly does. And she's a very naughty pony, she's got plenty of dirty books in that library she gets ideas from.
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>>9005739

>implying balding dudes can't be sexy if they take care of themselves and act confident
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>>9005741
>How the hell would I get a little girl to take care of?

Volunteer at a school, or big brothers/sisters, etc. There's tons of places to volunteer. You need a background check. There's a lot of little kids born into poor families who need help.

>>9005758
>ha

Nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be.
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>>9005771
>Nobody responded
And? What did he say?
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>>9005741
MARRY A WOMAN

HAVE KIDS OR ADOPT

SERIOUSLY THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE
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>>9005775
I like that. I'm uncomfortable with emotional intimacy, I like a business-like sexual relationship.
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>>9005771
Sorry, I'm not really sure I have the confidence for it yet.

...where were you going to have it?
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>>9005786
>Nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be.
easy for you to say
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>>9005786
>volunteering at a school to touch little girls
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>>9005767
She would be...at first.

She'd eventually ease into it.
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>>9005789
I grinned.
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>>9005668
>1 month
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Lets do something fun. I'm bored.
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>>9005714
>Remember when Crystal ponies were interesting and useful characters?

I never remember this.
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>>9005537
>WHA?! I DINNAE HAVE ANY CORN!
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>>9005790

I HAVE A REALLY TINY PENIS OKAY? AND I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING SIMPLE!
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>>9005790
>marrying
hahaha
>having kids
HAHAHAHA
>adopting
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHHA

>implying a man will ever be able to adopt a child on his own
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>>9005782
>Bob makes some happy little clouds
>Dash start yelling at him "who do you think's gonna clean those up?!"
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>>9005816
I'm trying to arrange an orgy here but these guys won't play ball (so to speak) and I can't host it myself
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>>9005807

>touch

Who said touch? I didn't. You did. Weirdo.

You can sit with them. Read to them. Chit chat about cartoons or even MLP.
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>>9005816
like what?
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>>9005815
Will you give it a rest, already? You've been saying that for so long it's probably 2 months by now.
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>>9005816
Okay. First, though, we'll need your tail. You remembered to bring it, right?
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>>9005824
>>implying a man will ever be able to adopt a child on his own
Why it gotta be like this, anonymous? Why?
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>>9005786

>volunteering so you can touch little girls
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>>9005786
>Nowhere near as hard as people make it out to be.
Then it should have happened at least once in 21 years.
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>>9005780
Wow I'm glad I'm not the only person who felt this way
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>>9005388
>>9005388
How do you fap with it?

now you suddenly remember that video from 3dgspot with android female and a human make who managed to jerk his off with the speed close to speed of sound
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>wanting kids
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>>9005844

It doesn't "just happen". You have to be the kind of person someone has to be interested in dating. Have a good job. Be social. Ask girls out.
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>>9005819
I have legitimate autism and have trouble recognizing faces, I'm hoping when I turn 21 I can get myself a drunken pity fuck
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>>9005833

Volunteering at preschools and libraries to read to little kids looks really good on a resume
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>>9005786
>volunteering to sleep with little girls

what
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>>9005816
stram
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>>9005839
ALRIGHT MLPG


YOU HAVE THREE MINUTES TO MAKE A LIST OF REASONS TO LIVE.

WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO OPERATE.
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>>9005860

Really, what pedos they are!
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>>9005844
>why aren't women falling into my lap?
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>>9005866
>You have to be the kind of person someone has to be interested in dating. Have a good job. Be social.
>not hard
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>>9005782
Requesting that pic of Pinkie talking like Bob Ross. Not the one about getting mad after touching herself, though that one would be nice, too.
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Is it time yet
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>>9005877
REASON ONE: I AM UNABLE TO SELF TERMINATE
END OF LIST
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>>9005868
ace please

please
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Why is MLPG so socially hopeless?
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>>9005819

well shit, they aren't going to see your penis until you actually start having sex with them so it's fine
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>>9005890
Time for what?
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>>9005877
Ponies
Breathing
Jackie Chan
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>>9005877
I want to get a job
>I want to have a family
I want to have kids
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>>9005890
see >>9004916
it's been pony time for a while now
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>>9005868
>he thinks pity fucks exist

Why not go on backpage.com and get a prostitute? You can get a half-hour for 80 bucks and a full hour for 100. They don't look that bad.
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>>9005877

I must get shitfaced in at least 50% of world's capitals. High too, if possible.
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>>9005877
because it's the only thing I know how to do.
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>>9005860

I need something to take care of. My life is so fucking empty since my last pet died and I can't bring myself to get a new one because they always just die and leave me alone again and it hurts so much.
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>>9005903
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>>9005877
waifubots
asteroids
singularity
>>
Ain't no pony like the one I've got.
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>>9005688
you posted about the only contact in your phone being your landlord the last time.

even in blog updates you don't tend to repeat information

>>9005877
reason one: family would be sad if i an heroed

and i think thats it
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>>9005916
Now there's a life goal I can get behind
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>>9005913
Oh, I need to catch up
Give me 3 shots of pony. Neat.
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>>9005890
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>>9005920

create shit yo
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>>9005920
kids will die and leave you alone too
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>>9005920
make a tulpa it will be for you forever and wont die
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>>9005901

personally I was traumatized daily for over a decade when I was a kid and spent a lot of my time in the hospital, I'm uncomfortable letting people getting close to me or showing my emotions

People have managed to get a girlfriend with worse, though.
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>>9005877
I like eating.
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>>9005920
kids are the same way, you just waste even more money before they leave you
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>>9005877
I wish to be around to witness the apocalypse.
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>>9005936
You got it, boss
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>>9005887

Why are you not in training for a job? Why are you not working on a career? Why are you not doing this?
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>>9005942
>>9005952

At least they probably won't die in my lifetime... although I'd probably be a mess when they left me. At least they'd stay in contact, I hope.
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>>9005877
Drugs
Sexual pleasure
Money
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>>9005877
MLP
VIDEO GAMES
INTERNET
yea
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so what does MLPG think of the prospects for season 4?
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>>9005982

It's gonna be fine
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>>9005982
I hope there's more Rainbow Dash.
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>>9005969
Because I am. And still nothing happens. Living seems more pointless by the day.
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>>9005877
I'm not finished here yet.
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>>9005969
>training for a job
what job? there aren't any available
>working on a career
you need a job to have a career
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>>9005982
Cautiously optimistic.
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>>9005982
Excited.
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>>9005982
If we don't get more princesses I'm going to be disappointed
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>>9005877

I want to get /fit/ and go adventuring and die horribly one some gruesome way or another.
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>>9005877
couldn't think of any. not a single one.
found plenty of reasons to die though.
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>>9005943
>talupas
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>>9005550

Propaganda

filthy pegasus propaganda
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>>9005952
>>9005942
GUY YOU KNOW TULPAS DONT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE A TULPA
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>>9005982
it'll probably be shit but I'll still watch it and shitpost here after each episode
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>>9006009
Anon, Season 5 is the Season of Princesses. You have to be patient.
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>>9005982
Not optimistic. If it's good, hooray. If not, I won't be surprised.
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>>9005991

Not too much though, that stuff is volatile
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>>9006023
>I posted it again, etc.
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>>9005969
>have social anxiety
>can't even walk by people without my eyes starting to water

No way I could ever work.
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>>9006023
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>>9006023
thank you for posting that
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>>9005877

TO BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
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>>9006023
[response]
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in b4 reiduran realizes he was posting in a dead horse
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>>9005969
Because I don't care about having a job or career.
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>>9005982
Potentially the best season of Pony with the writing staff onboard
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>>9005969
>>9006001
>>9005992
>HURRDURR MLPG IS NOT UREBLOG
>make questions that prompt personal life replies every single thread

i believe this is what you guys call bait
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>>9006037

Are you getting Autism bux?
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>>9006009
Applejack does not wear Unicorn or pegasus well, she really is an earth pony thru and thru
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>>9005982
PUMPED!
Although I should really, really take a pony break before the end of the hiatus.
Is there such thing as too much pony?
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>>9006028
One new princess per season has been the rule so far but it's not enough for me
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>>9005946
>People have managed to get a girlfriend with worse, though.
See, this is what kills me. I see fat, ugly, unemployed or unabashadly abusive people in relationships or with more money and nicer things than me, and I'm doing my damnedest to succeed where can. Shit, I remember back in high-school when I would get red-in-the-face ASSRAVAGED furious over straight-F students and potheads with cars their parents paid for and I didn't even get my LICENSE until the day before graduation.
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>>9006024
>>9006024

With strange aeons even tulpa may die
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>>9006052
>Why don't women like me?
>Oh, yeah I'm a neet with a ponytail and neckbeard and I never lift. Why do you ask?
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>>9006059
Nope. Should I be?
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>>9005877

>since the first days of your childhood you were brain-washed and propagandized that you need to be useful for society, you need to *contribute*, you can just live the life you want, fucking irresponsible jerk
>tfw most of the depression threads and posts "why do I live" or "I'm so useless" etc etc is the reason of such dogmas and stupid rules that were put in your head forcefully, just like gender orientation.

sigh
humanity is so pathetic. it is doomed for self-destruction.
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>>9006063
Yes, it will be an interesting challenge for her to adapt to her new life, but I'm sure she can manage with help from her friends.
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>>9006057
>HURRDURR MLPG IS NOT UREBLOG
I've never said that

if people want to post about their lives here, fine, I'll either read it or just scroll past
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>>9006018
I know a guy that was so fucked in the head that his tulpas were the best thing that ever happened to him and he didn't even try to make them. Sometimes, it's a good idea.
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>>9006083
>just like gender orientation
Time to kill yourself.

Or fuck off back to tumblr.
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>>9006083
>can't just live
fuck
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>>9006074
I wasn't actually asking why women don't like me.
I don't have a ponytail or a neckbeard, and I'm actually in college. I just plan to kill myself after I finish.
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>>9006079
>Nope. Should I be?

If your social anxiety is that bad, yeah. Get some diagnosis.
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>>9006051
>post didn't even show up
What the fuck. My update time is 5 seconds.
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Hey MLPG, what have you ate today?

Would your favorite pony approve?

Currently eating a burrito from Moes with rice, black beans, steak, extra ground beef, shredded cheese and queso. I'm pretty sure Pinkie Pie would be horrified, but she'd probably be all for the tortilla chips.
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/co/ you have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't princess celestia yet
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>>9006057
>I actually agree with scootanon
shoot me now
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>>9005969
>Have a fulfilling career, well-paying
>Be social
>Apparently I'm just not likable enough to be any more than "great friend who gives good advice" material

It's not that easy for some people anon
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>>9006083
Or maybe you should stop being a lazy bum, man the fuck up and take some responsibility for yourself?

Disgusting.
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>>9006051
>>9006112
>>9006114
Heh.
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SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SECOND BEST PONY
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>>9006114

>Moe's

I HOPE YOU GOT SOME CHIPS AND QUESO NIGGER

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND SMACK YOUR SHIT
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>>9006121
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>>9006115
I don't wish to be Princess Celestia
I wish to serve Princess Celestia
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>>9006130
She's pretty cute
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>>9006051
;_;
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>>9005877
i wish i had the courage to kill myself
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>>9006130
Hmm, well, at least Rarity isn't romantically interested in Applejack.
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>>9006098
How does that even work?
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>>9006130

Applejack has the prettiest eyes and best singing voice on the show
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>>9006114
I ate some hamburgers and a bunch of homemade cookies.
>her face when
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>>9006135
OF COURSE I GOT CHIPS AND QUESO THAT'S LIKE THE ONLY REAL REASON TO GO TO MOES
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>>9006106
Already did, confirmed social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder. I'm on celexa and elavil right now.

It's not helping much.
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>>9006105
>I just plan to kill myself after I finish.
well what's the point of going to college then, unless you enjoy it? you're just wasting money and time

you're gonna kill yourself anyway so just figure out what your graduation date would be if you kept at it, then drop out and fuck around until then
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>>9005901
People hurt me all the fucking time growing up. I lost all of my friends because they found out I have autism, and I never fucking told anybody that I had it, either. They saw right through my facade. I stopped trying because all of my efforts to try to be normal ended in vain. Also, I am an unsavory creature and nobody wants to love an unsavory creature.
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>>9006083
I stopped relying on other people for employment and started working for myself. Best decision I ever made, I make about $1800 a month and I'm not even employed yet, when I get a job I'll pay my brother to maintain things while I'm busy.

Take a skill set that you have and think of ways you can make money from it. Don't be afraid to take advantage of people, they're a lot dumber than you think. I'm kicking myself for not being the guy to cook up the whole detox diet thing, they've managed to convince people to buy $80 tubs of volcanic sand instead of doing what their doctor says and denouncing modern medicine as a conspiracy, it's a genius marketing strategy.
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>>9006023
>just the pic, no text
>four responses anyway

Why the fuck am I laughing?
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>>9006153

AND TELL ME YOU PLAYED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES WITH THE COOL SODA MACHINE OR SO HELP ME GOD
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>>9006136
Why does this anime hold such wisdom?
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>>9006156
Go see a proper therapist then, on who will use behaviorism.
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>>9006173

What animay is it?
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>>9006156
>It's not helping much.

If it's been a few months, try something else. Different people, different diagnosis. This shit is complex as hell, so there's some arbitrary element to it.

Noah Antwiler was on depression medication that was doing nothing. He got a bipolar II diagnosis, and they switched his meds, and he's turning his life around.
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>>9006168
that guy looks like braeburned
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>>9006152
Someone colored it?
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>>9006114
A bologna and cheese sandwich and a cheeseburger.
No, she would not because they aren't apples or apple-related products.
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>>9006121
>>9006136

If a girl calls you nice, it means you're a pushover and most likely don't have a good sense of when it's time for someone else to do shit

When you see girls with "jerks", they're usually nice as fuck when they're not standing up for themselves
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>>9006179
>Go see a proper therapist then, on who will use behaviorism.

I don't think talking does shit.
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>>9004407
You say that as though I'll disagree.
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>>9006169
I-I'm sorry there were too many people I just wanted to get out of there. I just got grape mello yello
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>>9006187
So he's no longer a disgusting slob like he is in that picture?
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>>9006194
Yup.
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>>9006145
I indirectly tried to kill myself by starting a prescription drug habit and moving onto heroin. I almost OD'd but I made it, and now my life is even worse. Make sure you do it right, don't half ass it.
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>>9006150
>be fucked in the head
>royally
>no family and fewer friends than fingers on one hand
>accidentally a few tulpas
>the few people you do know notice a marked improvement in demeanor and stability because you have 'people' to talk to now
One day they just stopped appearing, and he looked about two steps from shotgun mouthwash. They came back a few days later, thankfully.

I cannot stress how much shit this guy had gone through and how fucked-full-of-holes his head is.
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>>9006166
>Don't be afraid to take advantage of people, they're a lot dumber than you think
I'm not even suicidal but I think I would be if I had a mindset like that
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>>9006117
why wouldn't you agree with me.
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>>9006168
Some guys acting like idiots is nothing to laugh about anon, they could have mental issues.
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>>9006182
>What animay is it?

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Gaiden.
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>>9006204

you've failed

kill your slef
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http://i.imgur.com/n1Qvy0L.png


FINALLY
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>>9004427
I don't cum from oral sex, so
She can try all she wants
I won't blow my load, even for Raven.
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>>9006156
>Celexa
That shit does absolutely nothing for me. I've been on it for like, a half a year and all it does is make me lose my drive to do anything, and when I stop taking it I get really fucking dizzy all the time.
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>>9006199
>usually

That is to say, when it's a good time to make a good public showing. Not that you betas would even know that much.
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>>9006205
>So he's no longer a disgusting slob like he is in that picture?

It's a huge improvement over how he was just some months ago. If you think he looks bad now, here he is before.
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>>9006158
At least you figured it out, for what that's worth.
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>>9006209
That is nice, thanks!
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>>9006222
>buck
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>>9006114
For dinner I ate an MRE. The southwest style beef and black beans. It's one of the few good entrees, but the snacks are shit tier. Especially the cheese, since the MREs have been sitting out in the cold, it's nearly impossible to eat. Can't complain about free food on an E-3's pay

Pony would probably be really confused
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>>9006201
That's not just talking.
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>>9006209
But...what's the point of coloring it? These reaction images are popular for being black and white or using a Yotsuba B background.
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>>9006182
the same one 'alcohol is humanity's friend' is from.
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>>9006222
>buck

Ruined
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>>9006202
Some people shun the light
Good on you for not being afraid
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>>9006213

Yeah, same here. I'm just no the kind of guy who's capable of scamming others.
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>>9006238
There's another one.
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>>9006222
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>9006229

If it's not doing anything, stop. And the dizzy is probably withdrawal. Might take a while to get over it.
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>>9006187
>>9006232
whats the difference
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>>9006247
I had no idea the Simpsons were an anime.
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>>9006244
Aspirant pls
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>>9006199
"nice" is literally the only thing I've had women call me. Now I have trouble distinguishing aggression and assertiveness, I overanalyze things as a power struggle and refuse to give somebody a pencil because that's being weak.
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>>9006246
I assume it's because pones are colorful in nature...?

>>9006257
>pic just for the sake of it.
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>>9006270

I think you need therapy now
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>>9006179
I do see a therapist, we have been doing cognitive behavioral therapy. I don't know what behaviorism is.

>>9006201
this isn't me
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>>9005877
Because I've published 10+ articles in peer-reviewed scientific journals and continue to contribute in some small way to the expansion of human knowledge on a daily basis, and I still have not accomplished my lifelong goal of contributing to the journals SCIENCE or NATURE.

That's all I've got. I'm single, no living family. No friends. Just my work. Oh, and pony of course. If I didn't have my work, and pony, I'd an hero.
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>>9006199
>If a girl calls you nice, it means you're a pushover and most likely don't have a good sense of when it's time for someone else to do shit
No, it means that's all you have going for you. Self-proclaimed "nice guys" are the same way.
"I'm nice!"
Fuck you that's not a personality trait. "I'm not an asshole" doesn't make you desirable. Being a person for whom "nice" is the only available praise is like watching a movie you can only describe as "interesting".
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>>9006223
>implying you wouldn't bust the hardest nut ever with Tara looking up at you with hungry eyes while she laps away at your frenulum
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>>9006211
carbon monoxide sounds easy enough.
all you need is an enclosed space and charcoal.
i'll probably keep myself from sleeping and then get really drunk so i'll pass out quicker.
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>>9006270
>"nice" is literally the only thing I've had women call me. Now I have trouble distinguishing aggression and assertiveness, I overanalyze things as a power struggle and refuse to give somebody a pencil because that's being weak.

Yeah... you need therapy.

For me, I'm just nice to people and they seem to like me. Don't over think things. Don't try to have some "Game" or try to have some "Goal" in mind. Just be nice.
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>>9006284
>cognitive behavioral therapy
Man, that's what I was talking about. I forgot the correct term in English and just directly translated from my language, sorry.
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>>9006297

That wouldn't be the HARDEST nut, but it'd be a pretty hard one

that hardest nut to bust requires things that can't happen
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>>9006295
That's an interesting observation.
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>>9006276
>I assume it's because pones are colorful in nature...?

I guess, still feels weird somehow, nothing to worry about though.
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>>9006305
Don't be a bitch
Buy a gun and off yourself in a bathtub
Be sure to upload your pony folder before you do it
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>>9006168
He's just that pathetic.
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>>9006302
I'm getting old
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>>9006297
Pretty sure I wouldn't. People I'm more sexually attracted to have tried. Like it's nice, I guess, but either they're ALL terrible (which is possible since it's the Midwest) but I've never come close.

Hurr-hurr. "Come."
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>>9006321

Also shoot yourself in the heart with a pretty big round because it's really common for shots to the head to fail
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>>9006313
I've been going to therapy for over a decade. I only recently realized that I was overly passive, my dad is the ultimate omega and I never realized that he was. I never stood up for myself, so now I get violent over things like people telling me to take out the trash or get them something.

Why are we talking about this and not having sex with horses?
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>>9006305
this is quicker
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>>9006321
i think the carbon monoxide is better.
getting a gun just for this is too much of a hassle.
i heard it's realtively painless, but even if it isn't i won't care either way.
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>>9006295
It's like if you're applying for a job and the interviewer asks for your qualifications and you say "I don't steal!"
That's great. But that's expected.
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>>9006330

Can you really make an image that big if you have the memory?
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>>9006302
Seriously, that fucking baby.

Paperman sorely deserved the Academy Award over that fucking terrible "longest daycare."
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>>9006338

Anon, we need to meat up so I can break that streak
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>>9006330
>that feel
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>>9006156
>>9006179
>>9006284
>>9006314
therapy doesn't fix 20+ years of fuckups, failures, and isolation.

its too late anon, you should forget about ever having a worthwhile relation with another human being, its not gonna happen, it didn't happen then, it won't happen now, or ever.
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>>9006366
>HD Snoop
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>>9006370

You just need 20 years of therapy
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>>9006370
Now here's a guy who knows what he's talking about. Kill em' all, they never did you any favors.
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>>9006350

Interesting. Sounds easy enough.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnKY5VeLf3k

Pone is now on an intergalactic amusement park run by a mad scientist

What happens?
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>>9006342
>it's really common for shots to the head to fail
Not really. Headshots aren't painful and won't fail unless you're using a really unsuitable caliber and are wildly off with your aim.
A 9mm to the temple is pretty much a sure thing.
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>>9006314
Yeah, I have been working with him for about two years on that. It's pretty much up to the point where only meds are gonna change me.
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Wait, now we're talking about killing ourselves? Well that life motivation talk backfired fast!
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>>9006349
It's too early for that. We have to wait for all the shitposting to go to sleep.
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>>9006370
It can fix your future, you fucking dork.
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Why are we talking about suicide?
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>>9006350
thanks
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>>9006395
Maybe you could try changing therapists.
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>>9006330
>>9006366
I turn 29 this month, if I was a pony it would probably be one of my last birthdays.
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>>9006387
>Action park: Equestria edition
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>>9006409
>Why are we talking about suicide?

Is this a shock? These are losers still talking about ponies in a 24/7 General about a kid's show.
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>>9006396
maybe if all the depressed anons off themselves the thread quality will improve
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>>9006409

CAUSE SUICIDE IS PAINLESS
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>>9006396
My motivation in life is saving money so I can buy land and fuck my pony in peace. Ponies saved my life, I've accepted my zoophilia and I have goals. Thanks for helping the realize the full potential of my sexual deviancy, Hasbro.
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And you wonder why Tex doesn't return...
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>>9006421

I'm sorry anon... maybe I should.
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>>9006421
3/4 of the site would be gone
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>>9006411
>2013
>believing this
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>>9006389

I know, and I also know that most suicide failures are results of a shot to the chest with a handgun

I just thought it'd be hilarious
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>>9006417
>Action Park
Oh New Jersey...
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>>9006431

N-no problem
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>>9006416
Ponies live for like 200 years according to the show.
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>>9006370
You have to be born a cool person to become a cool person. All those charasmatic poeple tend to hang on to? They were born cool.
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>>9006442
isn't it true?
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>>9006432
>those feet, those pantyhose

only MS picture I can fap to
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>>9006384
no because you develop sociality in the early 20 years of your life, not after.

even after 20 years of therapy you'd just be halfway of what everyone was when they were 15-16 and were doing it right.

>>9006402
every single person that says that EVER has not gone through it and just nailed it right the first time and hence kept doing it right afterwards.

its something that happens, i dont blame you for believing that it happens to everyone because it happened to you but it doesn't.
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>>9006432
I do wonder, though

I was gone during the week that he made his disappearance

I really miss him
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Imagine the following scenario:

One night, moot gets drunk and decides to mess with 4chan.

>deletes /a/ and /co/
>recreates them as /ac/ - Anime/Cartoons and /mc/ - Manga/Comics
>yfw
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And I find it kinda funny. I find it kinda sad.
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>>9006459

Those feet are pretty damn mediocre, coming from a footfag
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>>9006463
She didn't do everything she was told to do
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>>9006460
Maybe you'd be better if you didn't have such a self-sabotaging attitude.
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>>9006466

He has taken several month breaks before. Don't worry.
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>>9006460
Is suicide a better option?
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>>9006477
The dreams in which I'm flying are the best I've ever had
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>>9006477
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Of course, not all the ponies have the same approach
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>>9006456
Yeah, but I was talking about this.
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>>9006480
it's the pantyhose and the thighs, really not a great picture, but it pushes my boner buttons
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>>9006472
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>>9006487
That several month break was a result of a broken computer, though

I was also gone away when he came back from that hiatus

Why
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>>9006460
>every single person that says that EVER has not gone through it and just nailed it right the first time and hence kept doing it right afterwards.
You don't know shit about what I've been and what I'm going through. Stop talking out of your ass and go see a therapist already.
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>>9006499
So you want to be a real life pony?
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>>9006472
that would be interesting
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>>9006498

I fucking knew it you fucking faggot, you just couldn't let it rest even though you said you would.
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>>9006498

Well shit, we'd better get in the fucking tub

oh gosh I hope she bites
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>>9006498
Fine. Bitch. You want your back scrubbed? I'll scrub your fucking back.
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Which pony would be the first to kill themselves?
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>>9006498
Yes mistress
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>>9006472
>mfw
That would be really, really interesting.
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I find that a majority of the time, someone will call a person "nice" because that's really all they know about them. It's not usually a backhanded compliment, it's really just as much as they can muster. It'd be happy if more people could take that as encouragement to actually try and strike up a normal conversation with those they seem to be interested in instead of avoiding them and then wondering why they didn't get together if they thought they were nice.
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EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO >>>/soc/ WITH THIS BULLSHIT
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>>9006515
Fluttershy, I hope.
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>>9006499
I want to rub that pony's fur but only if it's friendly
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>>9006515
the depressed ones.
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>>9006498
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>>9006498
YES

YES I WILL
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>>9006498

Lazy job on the hanger thing, 2/10
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>>9006490
only if you have nowhere left to run and no other options left.
it will permanently solve all your problems, for the price that you will never feel any joy either.
but life's like a movie.
if the first third or half sukced ass, chances are that it isn't going to get any better, so i wouldn't blame anyone in that situation for leaving early.
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>>9006526

No, fuck you.
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>>9006498
>tfw nezumi
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>>9006498

TAKE THE CROWN AND RUN
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>>9006526
/soc/ is for camwhoring, not depression talk

you mean >>>/r9k/
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>>9006472
>Ponies aren't allowed in either
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>>9006525
It means they don't know about you because you're emotionally distant and give off a vibe telling others they can't come close. That's why.
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>>9006549
WOO HOO HOO
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Is there any pone frank edits?
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>>9006490
it depends on you really, not living and living like this don't have much of a difference, you're pretty much a feelingless machine that consumes and excretes, nothing else, if you can't feel good then whats the point?

>>9006484
>realist
>"you're such a defeatist anon"

you're just too optimistic, guess thats the effect of having things go the way you want, you become optimistic.
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>>9005901
>mom accidentally had me, and my sister and mom couldn't afford to do modeling work in Hollywood anymore; blamed for "my" mistake ever since I could speak
>fatherless
>kindergarten was rough because I had asthma, eczema, was REALLY skinny, and had red hair
>nobody wanted to play with me on the playground because of my hair and would get sand thrown in my eyes everyday. they'd chase me with sticks, and the teachers would do nothing
>my mom said it was my fault for being born from sin
>constantly hated myself for being bad (I was 5, i believed her)
>Elementary school was even worse since most kids grew up together and they forgot why they originally hated me, and wouldn't put me on their teams in gym, or would never give me valentines, etc
>my middle school people thought I was a freak even though I never opened my mouth (they forgot why they hated me in the first place)
>girls would spit on me or gang up on me and beat me up
>I'd get in trouble for fighting back
>puberty hits and I get bad acne and my nose grows into a hook
>still underweight and short with a high pitched voice
>get to highschool and now I'm getting jumped and hospitalized by the kids who have now moved on to using 9 guys in a fight
>girls don't want me and rumors spread all over the town about me just because I didn't fight back
>no friends
>come home to my mom blaming me for everything and then getting thrown into the wall for losing a fight

1/2
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>>9006549
W-WHAT

THE CROWN CAN COME OFF?
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>>9006504

If you really wonder. He has his skype posted to his tumblr, and he has steam.
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>>9006544
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>>9006553
And the world is at peace, finally.
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>>9006506
i have a general idea from listening to many other people that think they way you think and have related me their woes of no gf for 2 weeks, poor bastards that must have been terrible.
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>>9006564
ANONYMOUS STOP LIVING IN THE PAST
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>>9006558
>>realist

I literally said the same thing when I was talking to somebody and they told me I was being negative. Good man. If you can't beat em', drag em' down with you kicking and screaming.
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>>9006564
NIGGA DO YOU EVEN COMICS
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>>9006575
>>9006544

Oh my fucking god.
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>>9006582
That pinkie is sexy
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>>9006559
Adam Lanza?
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>>9005761
>>9005789

Wh-
What
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ALL RIGHT LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING DEPRESSED


LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR BEST FAPS TO PONE EVER AND WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO THEM
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>>9006580
>woes of no gf
Ding ding ding! Missed completely. You're doing the exact same thing you're blaming these people for.
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>>9006525
Usually the nice ones are ones to avoid and too difficult to hang around with. They are are too normal and are always in tight little groups. Usually with populars. Once they start hanging around with populars, it never worthwhile to know them.
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How would a dinner between you and your favorite pony go?
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DAILY DOSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gall4UwK3TI
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>>9006608
>stop talking about depression
>talk about a symptom of depression instead
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>>9006612
>people made a jpg of the gif
But why
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>>9006608

How original
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>>9006559
Maybe you should get a gun and shoot a whole bunch of people. Make a big ANFO truck bomb like Brevik, he went hard, fucking dedicated guy.
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>>9006608

I don't imagine doing anything to them and I don't remember my faps.
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>>9006559
>sophomore year my acne, asthma, and eczema is gone, but now I'm awkwardly tall and cracky voice, but still holocaust skinny
>get into babysitting
>one night, the girl I worked for was driving me and her son home, and these drunk teens hit our car head on
>mom and son die
>I'm left completely ruined
>in a wheelchair for 10 months
>mom moves in with the millionth boyfriend she's had
>he lives on the other side of town from my school
>mom refuses to drive me to school because she's always drunk
>miss 6 months of school because of this
>fail highschool
>forced to get my GED
>suddenly I aquire $130,648.00 from my car crash settlement
>move out and on my own
>no family
>no friends


I am alone and I only leave my apartment to get groceries and take the trash out.


This is why I'm socially hopeless.
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>>9006636
But nobody mentioned wanting to cuddle ponies.
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>>9006608
>LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR BEST FAPS TO PONE EVE

all of Hotsauce's fics except the Fluttershy one.
The best one is the Sweetie anal scene
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>>9006656
Really? Which ones?
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>>9006558
I have been thinking about suicide because becuase I am emotionally detached to everything. All I do is eat and shit. I think its time for me to ctb.
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>>9006608

The best faps I've ever, ever had were to On Her Feet All Day while high
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>>9006641
Be sure to wear a brony shirt while you're doing it too, if you leave any note behind thank Sethisto and Yamino for being such inspirations to you.
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>>9006582
Holy shiiiiit
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>>9006608
I had a dream that Twilight was licking right in that groove where the head meets your shaft and I could actually feel it in the dream. I woke up cumming hard and had to throw those pajama pants away.
>>
How many MLPG anons have killed themselves since October 2010?
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>>9006614
and what am i blaming them for exactly?

all i did is tell anon the reality, if you fuck up past the point of no return, then its worthless to live

>>9006586
im just telling him things like they are, no mommy&daddy sugarcoating bullshit
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>>9006582
What would it be like, wearing Chrysalis's crown?
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>>9006689
Enoguh to fill a Denny's.
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>>9006669
Oh shit, are you me? Foot stuff makes me leak like a broken faucet when I get high.
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>>9006641

No please don't do that, gun rights are getting tough as it is.

Use a knife or a crossbow or something, please

maybe even a sword or a tazer

OH FUCK USE A CAR
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>>9006639

Nice reaction image.
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>>9006681
>throwing clothes away because you came in them
>especially pajamas
you know semen washes out, right?
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>>9006695
You feel regal.
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>>9006608
I've had way too many great faps to pone to remember
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>>9006629

Dayuuuuum
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>>9006691
fuck off kraut
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All the ponies are gone
You just had to keep talking about suicide and being edgy and they are gone now
They left
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>tfw you draw pony porn because it's the only thing they want from you
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>>9006648
>implying the holocaust was real
good goyim
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>>9006695
>>9006710
do you think any of the changeling guards sneak it on when they think she's asleep
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>>9006648
Wow that's rough
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>>9006700

When I get close, I can imagine everything going on so fucking realistically. I imagine AJ rubbing my cock with one foot while mashing her other sweaty foot in my face while telling me to make a mess, and I cum like a goddamn rocket
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>>9006608

I don't jack off to ponies
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>>9006730

Would ponies approve of assisted suicide and help you do it?
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>>9006707
Yeah, but it was a lot, like a shot glass full. It was when I started Lexapro and hadn't masturbated for about a month because it reduced my libido so much.
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>>9006730
WAIT, LICKETY-SPLIT, COME BACK!
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>>9006734
Do they pay you?
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>>9006429
Fuck I loved that show.
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>>9006629
HOLY TITS
>>
>this year is already 20% over

Time flies when you don't have a job.
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>>9006740
You are me, my melanin enhanced compatriot. That fap made my ass pucker like a bomb went off next to me.
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>>9006559
>>9006648
Wait.

Are you Microwave?
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>>9006559
>>9006648
Dude, that's fucked up.
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>>9006763
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>>9006648

That sucks, but at least you're not on the streets. You should probably try to get some professional help. I know it's hard, might feel impossible, but think about it every day and one day you might get the courage to do it out of nowhere.
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>>9006740
Telling someone to cum when they're close is my fetish
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>>9006734
Who's they

We accept cute, pretty, and funny in addition to sexy. you should change businesses
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>>9006746
Who would commit suicide if ponies were real?
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>>9006779
HOW FAR OVER IS IT?
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>>9006730
Did they leave to commit suicide?
They could have at least invited me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSZ6kCl7Ic

Holy shit I want this/
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>>9006789
>only leave my apartment to get groceries and take the trash out

Microwave goes to cons all the time, it ain't him
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>>9006794
Quit giving out false hope anon. Why are you such a bastard?
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>>9006802
This combined with long periods of orgasm denial is the best. When you finally cum it's so relieving/
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>>9006813
>tfw when Pinkie Pie didn't invite you to the suicide party
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>>9006809
>You will never enter a suicide pact with a pony
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>>9006763

Reminds me of that super, super depressing thread on /co/ a year or two back.

It was about how a lot of superheroes went through tragic shit, and OP asked if anyone has gone through enough trauma to become a superhero.

Someone linked A Real Hero and told everyone to listen to it while reading, and I cried like a baby. It was the second saddest thing I've ever seen.
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>>9006559
>>9006648

Man I don't need this
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So who here on mlpg is interested in suicide pacts?
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>>9006821
Well he's doing better than I am, I don't take my trash out.
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>>9006802
being told what to do is mine
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>>9006802

Mine too, I guess.

it would explain why EA is so hot
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>>9006723
kraut writes in spoilers, and he isn't the only depressed person in the world, or in the generals.

pretty much everyone here thinks about suicide 24/7, i mean come on, we just talk about pony now and then to forget about it if at least for a few hours a day
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>Not fapping to this
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>>9006648
Start up a kickstarter page to fund the Horsefucker's Compound. Buy an old ranch, build some cheap concrete housing structures, grow crops, and start breeding horses. The semen from a genetically pure race horse is worth thousands.
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>>9006787

I hope to shake your hand in this life or the next, friend.
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>>9006760
Yes.
>>9006803
The majority.
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>>9006794
I don't want therapy.

My high school therapist constantly blamed me for getting beat up

"If you don't want to get beat up, then why do you go to the Foodtorium (our cafeteria) at lunch? You know they're there"

or

"Well we can get you on prozac and other mood stabilizers so you won't be so brought down by these kids."


I at least want to feel the pain I have become. Not subdue it.
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>>9006857
>pretty much everyone here thinks about suicide 24/7

Not me. I have issues, but I am not suicidal. I'm optimistic and want to help others.
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>>9006847

I would be, only to talk you guys out of doing it.
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>>9006840
Any caps from it?
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>>9006857

>pretty much everyone here thinks about suicide 24/7

No, anon. That's one generalization I won't let pass.
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>>9006855
<3
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>>9006559
>>9006648
>Works of fiction
>>
Okay that's enough
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>>9006821
I have gone to one con.
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>>9006847
>tfw you love living
I feel like I'm the minority here...
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this is now suicide general. all you pony pedos get ou.
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>>9006874
>My high school therapist constantly blamed me for getting beat up

That's fucked up
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>>9006847
wouldn't they work better in real life?
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>>9006847
sure I guess
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>>9006880

No, sadly.

But it was the most heartwrenching shit you could imagine, and there were like 300 replies. Towards the end, it was a lot of people praising everyone for living through these things while posting every variant of manly tears macros
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>>9006897
I'm in pain most of the time, but I don't want to stop living when there's so many pleasures to chase.
>>
Am I the only one here who fuckin loves life and wouldn't give it up for anything?
>>
What the fuck, you guys
Only artists are allowed to be constantly depressed low self-esteemed assholes. Quit hogging it.
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>>9006874
That's because he was an asshole. Not all therapists are like that.
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>MLPG: the General to DIE for
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>>9006857
>pretty much everyone here thinks about suicide 24/7
I'd like to see where you get that info.
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>>9006877
Optimistic or an ass? Quit giving false hope you dick.
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>>9006898
I only want to have sex with ponies above the legal age of consent. Can I stay?
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Does anyone else get really uncomfortable seeing people post pictures of their fursonas in pornographic ways
Like people who draw their ponysona sucking some other ponysona's dick
and they just post it on the internet like that's totally normal
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>>9006874

That was just a shitty therapist. There are good people out there, even though it's hard to believe some days. It's not fucking easy, but I just hope you can seek help some day.
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>>9006935
It's the only way off of the ride.
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>>9006857
maybe he adapted a new posting style so people wouldn't call him out anymore
maybe he's samefagging.
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>>9006897

I love living too. It gives me a sense of needing to check my privilege unironically, and that blows.
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>>9006931
Me! Me!
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>>9006935
HAHAHA
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>>9006931
I hate it most of the time, but I'm a hedonist, so I'm always looking for the next best thing. I love pleasure, I get pleasure from chasing even more pleasurable things.
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Stupid dog
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>>9006817
I'd buy it
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>>9006945
>Normality
>On the internet
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>>9006648

Jesus fuck.
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>>9006932
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>>9006932
>implying i'm not
those were nice studies you drew. keep at it. maybe you have a chance.
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>>9006559
microwave I know this is you
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>wanting to be dead

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f5_1307371703&comments=1
http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2011/02/third-video-of-prosecutors-brother.html

Whenever I feel like shit, I watch these two videos and think about how good it is to not be either of these guys.
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20 bucks that some people spoke about suicide, and now some shitposters came in here telling them to do it.
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>>9006817

Damn, I can dig stuff like that
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>>9006931
I dislike myself in particular, but I enjoy living to see advancements in science and other things I enjoy, if that counts.
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>>9006931
I do! Life is amazing and I love it.

Therapy is a beautiful thing~
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>>9006931
>>9006960
Well to hell the both of you. Rubbing your happy feels in my face and bragging about it. Great you see the pretty part of life. Congratulations, what wanna rub it in my face some more? Go to hell.
>>
Through my actions and decisions, I caused the death of my girlfriend years ago. But somehow, MLPG, you guys find me thinking it's nothing.
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>>9007008
>check your privilege happy-scum
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>>9006931

Check your non-suicidal privilege
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>>9006945
>Normality
>On the internet
Please, let's be honest, being normal is such a fucking boring way to live.
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>>9007003
Nobody complained when Rarity got wings
>>
http://seriouskit.com/site1/Milking_Machines.html

For that guy who's rich and miserable, get this thing.
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>>9006996

>Shitposting boogiemen

No, it's us. It's always us. It's not ponychan or /b/ that shits in these threads. It's us. Only us.
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>>9006629

Oh I found the good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRLfWlC_3lQ
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>>9006779
i have a job and it flies just as fast.

to be more precise, time flies when your life is boring, dull, pointless and lonely. Job or not.

>>9006931
in the world? no
in these threads? most probably yes honestly i think you're trolling
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>>9006931

I'm not suicidal, but I'd give my life to save others.
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>>9007027
>>9007028
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Post ponies, you whinny little sacks of shit.
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LET MY LITTLE PONIES GO
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>>9006994
>Brutal Leg Breaking - Drug Dealer Gets Justice The Islamic Way

stopped right there
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You know it really is a shame about this whole alicorn Twilight thing

On the one hand, they say it shouldn't mess with status quo too much, at least no more then Cadance's existence did. But then that jsut makes the whole thing compeltely and entirely pointless, existing for no reason then because it can. Much like Cadance.

And if they try and pull a Too Young, it just makes it even more pointless. There's no winning
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>>9007036
That's because Rarity deserves them.
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>>9007008
Yeah, suck on these good feelings
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>>9007003
>>9007036
Because nobody cares about those 2 at all anyways.
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>>9006987
Yes, it's me. I didn't say it was, but I guess the money thing is a red flag. Before people accuse me of camwhoring, I posted con pics once and then people found my facebook and reposted here pretending to be me. So nobody respond, and get on with ponies
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>>9007038
This is insanely scary.
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>>9007036
why would he do that the silly drawfag?
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>>9007003
how fucked up must Equestria's beauty standards be if Fluttershy is supermodel material
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>>9007054
Fuck off I want to talk about killing myself.
This isn't your personal blog it's mlpg.
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>>9007048
>inb4 the other 3 get posted
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>>9007045

My nigga

Gary Gordon and Randy Shughart are my idols
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>>9007071
Not everyone hates the show as much as you do
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>>9007054
>whinny
Neigh.
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>>9007039
It's like you're not even trying.
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>>9007054
>whinny
I hope that was an intentional horse pun
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>>9007038
>milking machine

my fetish, holy shit I need this

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=MskEA-S868-
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ALRIGHT, IF I KILL MYSELF WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF
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>>9007090
You wouldn't want Ringo to stay all alone, would you?
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>>9007098
>>9007109
~
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>>9007008
actually, they should go to /r9k/

the board is there for normalfags to rub each others e-peens
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