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Old thread: >>8982031

Topic: What areas of Equestria would you like to have explored in the show?
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>>8985933
Your mothers gaping vagina.
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>>8985933
Your mothers gaping asshole
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Let us never experience that last thread again
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Gelding Cave.
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where Raritys parents went on vacation
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>>8985997
It's gonna happen every night.
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>>8985997

tWIIIIILy did nothing wrong.
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>>8985997
>>8985999

heheeeee
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>>8985997
What happened last thread?
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>>8985963
>>8985989
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>>8986005
Nudist resort
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>>8985933
San Palomino Desert, what if they introduce a new species?

A Coyote maybe?

Or a mexican mermaid?
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>>8985933
The beach, not just the lakeside beach we saw in the mirror episode.

Surely the newly-minted Princess wants to take a tropical vacation at some point.
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>>8985950
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b62RgDBmly8
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>>8985997

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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>>8986029
He who shall not be named posted and everything went to shit.
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>>8985997
>implying
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>>8986029
tiarawhy did a thing

everyone freaked the fuck out

i was playing league so i didn't see it until it was over
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>>8986063
AND YOURE NOT SO BIG
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>>8985997
>tfw starting to use filters
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>they think they've seen edgy

step up kids
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Which one of Twilight's friends would hit on Shiny Whiny?
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>>8985997
I'm going to keep making that happen as long as you fetishfags exist.
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>>8986052
No one wants to see mexicans on tv, dooks
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>>8986063
>that anime guy in the malcom in the middle intro
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>>8986084
>playing league
>over experiencing a tia thread

oh god why
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>$10 difference
What, I can hardly tell the difference.
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>>8986072
>He who shall not be named

We have several of those, myself included. You'll have to be more specific.
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>>8986047
I could see it
One day Rarity would decide she needed a vacation and look up the place her parents go every year
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>>8986052
>everything about this post

my god

dooks was the elder shitposter all along
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>>8986090
>tfw
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>>8986125
Wha-
what the fuck
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>>8986105
These two.
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Good night losers
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>>8986128
Starts with a t, and with a y
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>all these expensive sex toys that MLPG made me want

http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.html
http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalog/i165.html

oh god I want all these things
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>>8986106
>tfw no busty human to unload my heaving horsenuts all over
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>>8986146
Not
>R and with a S
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>>8986090
Actually my girlfriend's started complaining that I'm a bit too big for her to take to the hilt, just when I found out I'm REALLY into impregnation play and fucking her deep.

Not so fun.
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>>8986146

Twily?
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>>8986130
The joke was they are usually naked, anon.
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>>8986146
... TWILY?
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>>8986157
>all over
>not into
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>>8986156
You can make the 2nd one in your links for only $20
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>>8986054
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>>8986106

>stop liking what I don't like
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quick

everyone fucking filter 0r0 and/or atryl

i know how you fuckers get
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>>8986146
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>8985933

An episode in Fillydelphia/Manehattan/Applewood/Whinnyapolis/Another city in Equestria we've heard mentioned but not really seen.
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>>8986145
Suck my dick Fluttershy.
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>>8986084
did he really? is he really trying to stir up shit? or was it just some anon pretending to be him?
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>>8986187
I love this guy
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>>8986146
He didn't actually do anything. He posted some hot fluttershy moans and then everyone else just started taking a shit in each other faces for some reason.
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>>8986146

TWILY
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>>8986187
>BETHESDA VILLAINS!
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>>8986146
GODDAMMIT TRIXY
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>>8986142
>>8986142

Her butt looks like a croissant. c:
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>>8986180
I'm afraid I'll electrocute myself. I don't like those homemade electrodes either, I want to get some professional ones.
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>>8986145
enjoy your dreams of human cock fluttershy
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>>8986176
I don't think you understand just how heaving these horsenuts are, anon
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>>8986212
That comic is great
I'm glad Apple mentioned it that one time

At least I think it was him
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>>8986125
>paying money for either of those
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>>8986222
>Colin Moriarty
>A villain

The fuck?
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>>8986227

Holy shit, it really does.
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>>8986227
Pffff
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>>8986215
It happens every time he posts. He should probably realize that by now.
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>>8986106
that isn't me, by the way.
i actually don't mind fetishfags.
just here to keep them in check a little.
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>>8986159
But at least you can still do the impregnation play, yes?
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>>8986170
unf
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>>8986158
what? who?
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>>8986062
>fire emblem theme
my nigga
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>>8986246
Did you not see his Mass Effect video?
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>>8986243
huh?
when?
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I want to fist princess Celestia.
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>>8986227
So Ross is always thinking about food?
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>>8986275
>Its like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=S6gK2-J342-

Fuck it, I'm getting one, that looks like it feels amazing
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>>8986303
she'll take your whole arm to the shoulder, brah
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>>8986157
>you will never find an unconscious human in the wilderness outside of town
>you will never take her home and care for her until she wakes up
>she will never give you a hug as thanks and ask if she can stay with you until she finds her own place
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>>8986138

oh fuck that made me giggle
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>>8986274
Well yeah, but I cum best when I can feel my cock brush her cervix, when she's already excited and sopping from a good slow lay.
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>>8986156
>http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalog/i165.html
>happyautism
read it again
>happyautism

god damn it
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>>8986312

That's what I was hoping for.
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>>8986276
Rarity's ass
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>>8986176
he is a gentle pony, anon. he doesn't want to kill her.
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>>8986314
>you will never spend a night in a mansion with the r63 main6
>mRarity will never progressively harass you under the guise of taking your measurements for a dress before magically raping your mouth
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I NEED GILDA PORN
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>>8986334

I want to impregnate that butt.
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>>8986227
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>>8986308
>>8986334
>TFW you will never grab two big handfuls of pone butt
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>>8986298
Maybe a week ago?
Someone said something about it and I looked it up.

Now that I think about it, it might have been someone saying something about it to Apple.

He does do great faces
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>>8986310
>venus 2000
>not a seriouskit

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=MskEA-S868-

step it up
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>>8986312
>those Jan's mares videos
>Celestia squirting mare cream all over me, her muscles squeezing down on your arm in a vice grip, grunting, and shuddering as the overwhelming intensity of the orgasm rips through her entire body
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>>8986364

http://imgur.com/a/LJ9NW#91

TAKE IT, JUST TAKE IT

I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE MAN
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>>8986361
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>>8986366
> I want to impregnate _____
My breeding / impreg niggah.
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>>8986366
japan pls
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jiggly butts
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>>8986380
Someone post Apple's picture/face I still haven't seen it
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>>8986312
>>8986331
She'd take you in any way you can offer, and she would genuinely enjoy anything you can give.
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>>8986398
Take it to the old thread
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>>8986364
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Gilda+the+griffon+porn
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>>8986399
Fuck, now I'm imagining some MLPanon holding me up for pony porn
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So my art is broken.

Someone fix me.
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>>8986399
wow shit
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>>8986386
What's the difference between the two? God damn it, now there's another expensive thing I want.
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>>8986427
>their weapon is a XL Chance the Stallioon flared
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>>8986398

>she winks while you're still inside her
>the force of your contractions pushes you out up to the wrist
>she clenches again and catches you before you slip away
>with a long, organic sound she suckles you back inside.
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why
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>>8986433

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcc-HFbxVl0&t=19m32s
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Nobody where's the big cock?
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>>8986380
I know
it's great
>>8986410
you do know that's why he left, right?
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>>8986361
How is that related to what I wrote at all?
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>>8986433
Get a therapist to fix your Krautism.
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>>8986433
Maybe you're not doing it right.
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>>8986450

>>8986184
>>8986184
>>8986184
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>>8986450
FUCK

EVEN WHEN ORO DOESNT DRAW ART, HE SOMEONE INSERTS HIS OC IN IT

WHAT THE FUCK

IM AFRAID HE'LL INSERT HIS OC INTO MY ART NOW
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>>8986446
Mares actually do make an "UNF" sound when they orgasm. It's in a few of the maregasm videos.
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>>8986446
> ORGANIC noise
I didn't know Whole Foods sold those.
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>>8986361
>mRarity
You can't break the habit
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>>8986466
I don't really care that he left. He leaves and comes back all the time
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>>8986450
I wish I hadn't seen that.
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>>8986450
nice
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Seconding this.

You said you wanted my guide to help draw it, and I could help you redline it if you want!
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>>8986446
>she grabs your other arm with a wing and shove it in too
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>>8986458
>almost
Fixing lighting and stuff right now.
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>>8986450

I actually think 0r0's OC is really cute, so I'm gonna fap like cuhrazy
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjha8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
v
vvhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjha8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png

v
http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3cfc4a8a03fdb584daff7a48b3c09/tumblr_mjha8rRlQk1rsowjpo1_1280.png
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>>8986184
Oof, that's gonna be tricky to edit out
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>>8986498

>you will never be able to buy a prepacked mare orgasm in a store.
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>>8986517
Seconding what
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>>8986517
Drawing whatnow?
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>>8986520
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>>8986517
Oops!
Meant to reply to >>8986458
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>>8986455
Maybe I have reached my limit.
>>8986472
Wha? Kraut can draw really well from what I've seen.
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>>8986522

slowpoke.gif
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>>8986517

Brae pls.
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>>8986534
this you fool
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>>8986386
http://www.seriouskit.com/site1/Milking_Machines.html

This thing looks too complicated, it's like a mad scientist thing.
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>>8986379
You know, out of all the things I will never do, this is one of the ones that bothers me the most

I'm telling you guys, the first person who figures out how to make a replica pony butt with a realistic feel and sell them will become the richest person on the planet
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>>8986517
I never wanted your shitty help.

I'm better off learning without you.
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>>8986466
Wait, is that you, Rei?
If it is, then I should be the one who suggested it. Glad it met your tastes.
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>>8986518
>her tail wraps around your torso and yanks you in
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>>8986540

did you even see the last part after he reached his limit, you crazy fuck?

your art is the red dude
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>>8986538

Brae pls draw a couple of spent guards lying prostrate on the ground while a cheerful Princess walks away.
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>>8986520
Will there be Rarity after that?
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>>8986471
It doesn't, I didn't mean to reply.
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>>8986517
Alright, let me get what I have on imgur in a sec.
Thanks for making that guide, too
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>>8986561
> Rarity's_Prehensile_Tail.gif
I knew this day would come.
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>>8986560
Twilighy pls
Just sit back and enjoy the maregasm
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>>8986499
Who do you think I am?
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>>8986450
Dammit, my autism's flaring up.
This shouldn't bother me as much as it does.
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>>8986560

>that drain whirl pool

lewd
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>>8986576
Maybe. I'll probably take a little sketch break though.
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>>8986399
Jesus

Not a single image in that folder is fappable.
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First pone image I ever came to, god damn I love long tongues, not even ashamed
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>>8986590
>marker pony maregasm


B-boop!
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>>8986505
no, I meant he's gone
he's not coming back because someone keeps posting his face and he found it creepy and uncomfortable
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8843209#p8846818
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>>8986579

No problem!
It's nowhere near a complete guide, but I just wanted people to stop drawing perfectly rectangular cock cylinders all the time
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>>8986450
oh god that Anon tried to warn us

I didn't understand until now
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>>8986608

My many orgasms to things in that folder are here to dethrone you
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>>8986540
You don't see much then.
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>>8986561
>Celestia uses her powerful maremuscles to fuck herself with your entire body
>She gets Luna in on the fun and they use you like a doublesided dildo
unnnnnnnnnnnnnf
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>>8986156
>no prostate toy

Step your game the fuck up.
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>tfw no love for teach pony
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>>8986553
>Rei
nope
I'm don't even draw yet
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>tfw I want to participate in the writing challenges but circumstances keep conspiring against me.

Spent the weekend running the admission and ticketing table at a cat show and I work tomorrow.

Woe is me.
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>>8986615
Its a nonsexual maregasm, anon
Like the kind granny used to have
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>>8985933
girls pls

newspaper is not a seaworthy building material.
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>>8986617
That comic looks really interesting

Link?
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>>8986651
I would buy that apple.
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>>8986615
found the maregasm videos, listen for the UNF

https://anonfiles.com/file/2def068b62491c13f9f51236989231eb
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>>8986654
But granny had sexual maregasms
Many of them
That is how she had kids who had kids so that she could be a granny
That is kind of how it works
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>>8986639
Not the guy. I bought one of those Pipedream Mr. Smooths, it's okay.

It's certainly better than the Rude Boy, that fucking thing has a seam in it. I have to use a rubber every time to avoid perforations or cuts.
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>>8986573
I uh, what?
I'm not following.
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>>8986615
>>8986654
I... I.. I!- booo-boo...! .. Aaa---hh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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>>8986613
That's less of a tongue and more of a mouth tendril. Her tastebuds are probably cilia-like
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>>8986659
All ships must be sunk.
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>>8986651
Oh man, sorry to hear that.

Google I/O is coming up, so I get to try getting a ticket for that.
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>>8986651
Gross! A vole!
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>>8986665
one punch man
you could look it up on any free manga site
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Okay, I think I cropped this right. Let me know what you think.
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>>8986615

i-i'm gonna BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>8986700
>She screams boop and vomits all over you
>she forgets if you're in to that or not so she plays it off like you are
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>>8986743
m-my boner!

DARF WHERE ARE YOU
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>>8986725
>starts as rape
>turns consensual
uhhhhhhh
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>>8986743
>shes acquired pretty much every fetish from watching over night threads too much
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>>8986410
this is the first I've heard of this
I want to see it too
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>>8986700
>this is all happening because people are vigorously discussing the show
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>>8986721
>Using Sweetie Disgust for anything other than shipping.
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>>8986765

this kills the crab
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>>8986643
She's already taken
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>>8986700
>>8986743
>this never will be finished

cruel life
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>>8986685
here's the horse blowjob one, too


https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29ab96186c659959e6ad62e33ea
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>>8986615
>>8986700
>>8986735
>>8986743
>don't boop
>don't boop!
>don't boop!!
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boop
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>>8986769
>tfw your fetish is vanilla
>marker pony will never love you in bed
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>>8986776
But I don't have any other disapproving pone images...

If only other people could post some that I may save them for future use.
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>>8986771
>>8986410
>>8986380

The first guy didn't say anything about apple's face.

Just apple's faces.

Like, you know, the expressions he draws.
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>>8986776
>using poorly resized gifs
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>>8986765
>what is shitty writing
you are like just born or something?
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>>8986643
She's very pretty.
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>>8986776
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>>8986788
>this never will be finished
Correct
Sorry!
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>>8986801
What in the hell?
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>>8986793
>try not to boop
>boop a lot
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>>8986816
Huh, that's a new one
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>>8986386
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=OywZN-C274-

oh god, I think I might have to get this now
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>>8986835
>liquid boop
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>>8986791
That was pretty fucking hot, not gonna lie.
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>>8986769
Well
That means she's into breeding
Hello boner
>>
>this fucker who keeps commissioning/requesting people to draw rarity fighting a giant crab and nothing else
>>
clenching mare vagina
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>>8986743
But she isn't for sexual.
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>>8986802
But anon
That's also her fetish
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>>8986887
Gotta live your dreams, Anon.
>>
Whoever that anon was that asked if I gave up on that picture last thread.

Yeah, I did.
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>>8986887
holy shit that's hilarious
has he gotten anyone to do it?
>>
Would you guys really fuck a hores IRL?
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>>8986887
Whoa, why haven't we seen Rarity fighting a giant crab?
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>>8986909

n-no i didn't
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Still up?

Hurry up and come to bed. Anon. It's cold under here.
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>>8986769
>>8986874
There never will be a massive collab from the MLPG writefag about Marker Pony Adventures, each chapter written by one drawfag and dedicated to one-2 unique fetishes.

That could be ultimate unf. But there will be no such thing. Never.

;)_;
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>>8986853
>marker pony will never boop all over you
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>>8986887

Im gonna need a link to these crab images
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>you will never relieve Celestia by draining her achingly full and swollen testicles
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>>8986887
C-CRAB BATTLe
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>>8986909
that's a shame
At least you tried, right?

>>8986922
creepy plz
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>>8986887
It's a metaphor for her constant struggle with various pony stds
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>>8986923
Sorry, Dash, I'm just starting to feel kind of worried. I mean, I've been up on this cloud for a month now. Shouldn't the cloudwalking spell have worn off by now?
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>>8986930
So Marker Pony is okay for sexuals now?
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>>8986941
>You will never be so full of her hot sunspunk that it shoots out your nose
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>>8986950
fuck you
you got me to laugh
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>>8986895
>>8986964

wow, these faggots still here?
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>>8986743
really now?
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>>8986923
I would.

I totally would.
No hesitation.
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>>8986964
Marker was always okay for sexuals
>>
Best game center CX episode?
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>>8986983
... Dukemon, what happened to you?
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>>8986947
I suppose.
>>8986922
I'm going to just posting with a name I suppose.
Every time I post one of you anons do this.
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>>8986923
"Not if you've been eating Doritos in bed again, Dash. That shit's nasty."
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>this one guy trying to stop fetish/sexual talk in MLPG

lel
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Would you make marker pone eat the pancakes?
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>>8986824
Faglord. Finish it. It has damn greta potential. Don't be a pathetic piece of Nasee or something.
>>
QUICK
best video game ost
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>>8987001
this one
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>>8986980
>your distended, sloshing stomach will never glow in the dark with her warm sunny delight
>>
>>8986980
>you will never grip your swollen belly as cum fountains from your mouth and nose
>you will never feel her essence suffuse into every part of your being
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>>8986923
Fine, just let me wrap up this conversation and I'll come straight to bed.

But don't you dare put your hooves all over me again. Those things turn to fucking ice when you go to bed. I bet if I licked my hand and stuck it on your hoof it would stick.
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>>8986923
>tfw you'll never be back with your ex who used to hold onto you all night
>tfw she was the only person to show you affection in your entire life
>tfw you'll never find anyone else again

Why did this fucking pony picture trigger so many feels?
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>>8987016
I never understood the point of posting with a name without a trip
you're just asking for trouble
>>
>>8986980
>you will never be the special human confidant of the princesses who is entrusted with making sure that all four sets of penises and testicles are properly worshipped
>>
>>8987027
Mhm, until her chin and front were soaked in butter and syrup

then I'd cuddle up with her full belly
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>>8987030
God Hand or Ogre Battle 64. Maybe Fire Emblem.
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Day 22
3/10/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,874 (Running Total: 148,075)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28,004 (Running Total: 639,031)

Daylight savings day for the US. Means now it feels way earlier than it is.

Just normal day today.
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>>8987001
Lemmings
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>>8987030
OH GOD I CAN'T CHOOSE

One Must Fall:2097
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>>8987057
>Shining Armor gets some action too, but that's more of a hobby than a career
>>
>>8986887
>Rarity has crabs
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>>8987057
>all four sets of penises and testicles
>per princess
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>>8987032
Which episode is the MLP ep?
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>>8987052
i know right

anonymous > trip without name > trip with name >>>>name without trip
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>>8987030
Jet Set Radio Future
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>>8986964
I'll just add "boopgasm" to my list of things I'll draw for MLPG someday
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>>8987066
>just a normal day
>no mention of gigantic shitposting
>no mention of that one guy
>>
>>8987049
You'll find someone else. They're out there, looking just like you
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>>8987052
Using a trip always feels scumbaggy to me.
Nothing against other tripfags, it's just always bothered me. I didn't even like using a name until some MLPG anons told me to get one when I started drawing crappy pony pictures.

Guess I'm just an attention whore now.
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Which one do you choose? You can only pick one.
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Here I am so far.

NSFW: http://imgur.com/UGs0yeA&XLEa1EV

Still quite a bit of work to do.
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>>8987066
Man, we dominated the board today.
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>>8987100

A+
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>>8987027
I don't get it but I am laughing.

Can someone explain?
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>>8987120
Applebloom
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>>8987112
Do you really find either of those things worth mentioning again?
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>>8987112
>implying that that isn't the norm around here
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>>8987120
Sweetie Belle, always Sweetie Belle
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>>8987030
JSRF
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>>8987092
>you wake up several weeks later, missing 9999 gems
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>>8987120
Sweetie
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>>8987154
>>8987100
>>8987123
Mah nigs
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>>8987121
Excellent
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>>8987121

Damn, you did a fantastic job on the cock.

I'd suggest maybe workin on the hands a bit more, in my opinion the right one seems a little bony, and the thumb on the right one doesn't seem to be in much of a coherent thumb shape. I could try redlining it if you like
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>>8987141
>>8987142

It's sad that we have come to that point.

it's sadder that it's not gonna stop.
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>>8987112
>gigantic shitposting
>not a normal day
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>>8987121
holy unf anon fucking his ass when?
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>>8987079
Is that even a game? It sounds like a shitty SyFy original movie.
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>>8987066
>Just normal day today
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>>8987121
>://
I feel like you should fix the human hand

He looks like a Holocaust survivor
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your favorite pony now has your fetish
wat hapen
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>>8987030
Bastion.
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>>8987188
It happened last year and he never really talked about it. Why should he do it this year?
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>>8987184
That would help a ton. I didn't feel right about the hands after I redid them but kept them anyways, so any help is welcome.
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>>8987216
Good, but not best.
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>>8987195
>not winking

well I guess sometimes it's just one of those nights
>>
>horse cock hungry gays
Sometimes I forget how awful MLPG is.
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>>8987211
>AJ in glasses and leggings

Dont do this to me.
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>>8987195
Fine, get your lazy ass to bed.

Fucker.
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>tfw looking through your old art
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>>8987211
wearing suit during sex?
pinkie in that singing telegram suit
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>>8987158
>Explore
>Canterlot
>Fantasize
>repeat until bad end
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>>8987120
Apple Bloom.
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>>8987234
>her hat goes off when she orgasms
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>>8987211
... Twilight's going to want to make babies, raw and hot and enjoying every moment of it.
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>>8987121
Nice. We need more artists drawing dicks.
>tfw Kraut will never draw horseboners again
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>>8987208
I don't get it. Which is the original, and who is the kid.
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>>8987030
Metal Gear Solid
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>>8987121
I have no idea what's going on with his body.
Is that like a barrel chest or something?


Wait, I meant "U-unf! Great job!"
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>>8987209
>not surviving the holocaust
>1948
underageb&
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>>8987137
>you will never take such joy in slaughter
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>>8986962
It did wear off, but her love keeps lifting you higher and higher
>>
>>8987196
Behold, one of the best fighting games of all time for the PC.

And its kick ass muisc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bvpznQP5M
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>>8987255
It's supposed to be his stomach, I guess.
I can't into perspectives.
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>>8987184
wheres that dick guide?
no really pls
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>>8987251

communist governments have a habit of erasing people from history
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>>8987211

She morphs into at least anthro and goes a week without washing her feet
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>>8987251
>Nikolai Yezhov
>kid
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>>8987211
ask her to give it back
or at least share
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I had to do it.

If you get the reference you're my nigga.
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>>8987289
>zecora
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>>8987272
>>8987272
Forgot pic
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>>8987240
>Celestia wants to put a tiara on your head
>Do you let her?
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>>8987250

http://i.imgur.com/20jiPbr.jpg

They were nice.
Especially for a first try.
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>>8987281
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html#352
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>>8987121
rarity
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>>8987120
Apple Bloom, because she has somehow managed to become associated with the waifu feels I feel for Malon
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>>8987313
>reluctantly
>eagerly
>refuse

Eagerly
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>>8987211
>Lyra with an orgasm fetish
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>>8987313
>CelestYES
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>>8987313
Yes, then quickly sell it for some bits
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>>8987121
IMPORTANT QUESTION - IS THAT MALE OR FEMALE ANON?
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>>8987334
>orgasm fetish


I dont.

How does.

WHAT
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>>8987223
What's your pick, for curiosities sake?
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>>8987334
> orgasm fetish
What?

Do you mean like forced orgasms, or orgasm exhaustion ... ?
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>>8987277
Don't worry, Nobody. I can't into it either.
But it doesn't matter as long as the cock is the focal point. As long as someone can jack off to some part of it, the entire rest of it doesn't matter.
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>>8987272
>>8987306
Mmm, yes. Delicious 90s.
Shadow 4lyf.
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>>8987334
>orgasm fetish
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>>8987334
you win

>>8987356
>orgasm exhaustion
fuck yes
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>>8987317
>I really like this one
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>>8987361
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my Katana stomp spamming your face into scrap
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>>8987346
Mah nigga, I thought I was the only one
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>>8987313
are you guys just bullshiting or did that one anon actually go somewhere with his pony coc idea
>>
>>8987346
She uses her magic to manipulate your body and mind to continuously orgasm.

She'll watch on coldly as she experiments with mix and matching the different sensations in you
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>>8987313
why?
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>>8987358
Yeah, you can stop being me now. If you don't mine, that is.
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>>8987361
>>8987394
>Implying a fully upgraded Jaguar in tournament mode doesn't kick all the ass

Such leg speed makes for mighty kicks.
>>
>>8987420
>>8987358
holy shit that's dedication
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>>8987394
Enjoy my shadow clone grabs and spam.
And if that fails, good ol' Jaguar will beat your face in.
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>>8987401
I don't remember him actually giving up, but I don't think he's got much of a chance
He didn't seem to have any idea what he was doing
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>>8987404
WELL IM THINKIN THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME ADDED WORDS TO THE NAME OF IT.

SOMETHING LIKE SPONTANEOUS SPOOGING OR SOMETHING
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>>8987431
I have no idea why anyone would want to be me.
>>
>>8987332
>>8987342
>>8987343
>"My wings are so pretty"
>you now have a wing fetish; lust will rise twice as fast when fighting winged creatures
>>
horseballs are usually the shame color as the sheath, right? They wouldn't usually have the same pink spots that a shaft would?
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>>8987346
>>8987376
Faces, sounds, ejaculation, etc.
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duh duh duh duh do de da da
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>>8987464
correct
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>>8987437
>mfw the Shadow is so weak even punching his shadow hurts him

Jaguar is pretty reliable though. Dat kick speed.
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>>8987476
Remember when Guitar Hero was popular?
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>>8987476
>not duh nah nah NAH nah naaaah
>>
>dont draw
>learned WAY more about horse anatomy than I really should

Thanks MLPG
>>
>>8987439
that's silly
it's fine as "forced orgasm"
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>>8987471
Oh, so like sites like Beautiful Agony and I Feel Myself / I Touch Myself?
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>>8987346
>>8987376
It's a fetish for people who love the sight of seeing someone orgasm and the exhaustion that comes with it afterward.

For example, Lyra could like seeing Bon Bon masterbate in front of her and get turned on from seeing her orgasm at the end.
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>>8987488
>tfw only had the shareware version on a Killer Games CD
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>>8987261
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>>8987418
>Celestia now wants to fight!
>100% Health
>She is completely uninjured
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>>8987447
Yeah, I'm just gonna anon from now on.
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>>8987516
It's freeware now anon.

Dosbox that shit.
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>>8987476
Sanbone Trio was the better song
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>>8987534
>Submit
>Submit
>Submit

>Submit
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>>8987277

http://i.imgur.com/I6hDfxC.png

Eh, I didn't really change much, just messed with the hand a little. It's a tough angle for them. Good luck on em I guess!
Also: don't forget they have sheathes. I'm trying to get better at adding those.
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>>8987514
shit I guess that's one of my fetishes then

I love seeing people overwhelmed with pleasure and good feels
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>>8987514
Well more like "the exhaustion that comes from multiple forced orgasms," with a good little blackout or passing out right after maybe
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>>8987281
>>8987317
There's also a guide for drawing mare vagina if anyone is interested.
>>
I can't believe I just played that new Simcity game for five hours. I'm such a nerd!
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>>8987538
I dunno, I never seem to have the time for games lately, and it'd just go into my backlog.
Plus I never finished Ultima Underworld: the Stygian Abyss. I can't get anything else on there until that's finished.
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You'll all be furries for his sweet little puppyhole by the time EG is out.

And you'll all vehemently try to act like you're not. JUST. LIKE. WITH. PONIES.
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>>8987547
You didn't change anything, actually.
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>>8987564
Sorry, MLPG is full of faggots who only want to be stuffed with cocks.
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>>8987564
interested!
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>>8987564
i only remember seeing a really bad one. care to post?
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>>8987464

Yup, only the shaft is spotted.
Actually, they rarely have actual "spots" it's either a big pinkish splotch, or all one color.
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>>8987575
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>>8987513
Exactly

>>8987514
>
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>>8987562
Reminds me of those greentexts I'd toss out as a lure back in the old hiatus
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>>8987591
Please, PLEASE don't make me a dogfucker too

PLEASE
>>
>>8986622
Who's the worst rectangle dick offender?

I mean besides GG?
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>>8987587
how do you put the detail in? what tools do you use to put in that extra detail? like a light reflection
>>
>>8987575
I don't act like I don't want to fuck the ponies.
>>
>mfw collab writing about Celestia pumping gallons of cum into DJ Acid and then using her as her royal cumdump afterwards

Hot.
>>
>>8987609
Yeah, I don't think GG even counts in this case, since he never even does anything erotic.
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>>8986622
Braeburned.... You're fucking gay, holy shit.
>>
>>8987609

Clopperdude and Pokehidden
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>>8987632
>mfw
>no face
pls

and are we officially finished with it then?
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>>8987542
I don't think we have gitaroo pony yet...
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>>8987619

Luminosity layer setting, usually. Just a white brush and some careful blurring.
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>>8987619
use reference
i didn't plan to, but i ended up jacking it to actual horsedick. so be careful.
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>>8987647
still writing
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>>8987607
>no prehensile tail to wrap around your waist
>not intense kegel muscle spasms
>knot needed to stay properly attached
I doubt you'll become one
>>
Anyone have an art request? I might be shit and it might turn out horrible, but maybe it's better than just sitting here.
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>>8987632
>Teasing like that
Come on EA
You're killing me
>>
http://www.livestream.com/lethallin

come watch game of thrones!
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>>8987656
>layer
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>>8987632
>>8987647
>>8987659
Do link/post when finished.
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>>8987344
>>
gosh i wouldnt mind being stuffed with a cock again right now
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>>8987668
I assume that was the other guy.

We're not done yet - he's got another idea he wants to try~
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>>8987664
There's always Octavia cum inflation
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>>8987664
Draw some bat pone?
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>>8987640
I have no idea why but I like pokehidden's pone art even though its bad
>>
>>8987663
> no intense kegel muscle spasms
I thought that was just a horse thing.
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>>8987664
Coke pone's fat sister Diet Coke
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>>8987664
featheweight being fired out of a cannon
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>>8987671

He asked what tools were used to make that effect.

I consider layer effects to be a tool! You can't get the same effect any other way
>>
>>8987670
Wait
Has S3 leaked or something?
>>
>>8987710
Mind posting a picture of Coke pony?
I don't have any references on hand.
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>>8987696
Is there any porn of this pone?
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>>8987723
they old episodes
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>>8987609
Sibsy and Atryl
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>>8987708
Exactly, it is only a horse thing
Other animals can't offer nearly as much as they can
>>
>>8987732
No.

>>8987738
Skipsy?
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>>8987750
Whoops, lol, yeah
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>>8987664
Flutterbutt
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>>8986791
>that massive cock
>that manly groan
>the horse swallows his cum without skipping a beat and keeps sucking
>"she's eating it all"

I'm so fucking ashamed right now, but this got me harder than diamond.
>>
How many of you would accept my offer to fuck if I asked you at an MLPG meetup??
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>>8987738
>Sibsy draws horse dick
THis I gotta see!
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>>8987769
Do you have a vagina?
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>>8987730
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>>8987747
Wait, horses muscle spasm in their vagina?

Oh man, I'm already close to trying something this weekend with my family's horse.

DON'T MAKE ME GO THROUGH WITH IT
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>>8987738

I was gonna say Atryl does them okay, but I took another look and yeah, they're far from accurate.
I guess they just go for a cartoony look on them.
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>>8987769
You'd be on the bottom.
No arguing
Resistance welcome
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>>8987775
>CL
NOONONONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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>>8987775
But this is a guide for dogs.
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>>8987730
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>>8987775
Of all things, CartoonLion DOES know all about horse bits.
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>>8987775
Can't we just...be cute nonsexual ponies.

You people make me so tired.
So very tired.
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>>8987769
If you're a guy, I might let you suck my dick if I was drunk enough and you were good at it.
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>>8986622
Brae can you please make a guide on how to big throbbing horsecocks.

I need it badly because i'm such a poor... artist? Yeah something like that.
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>>8987783
Yea. They have superior vaginal muscle control so they can milk the stallions cock for every bit since stallions so quick. They try to grab on and milk it for as long as they can before the stallion pulls out.
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>>8987799

They've drawn some of the most accurate horsedicks I've seen. Better than most, as far as accuracy goes
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>>8987775
it actually is better than the one i remembered, but it lacks depth.
no pun intended~
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>>8987769
Nope, im only 3 years away from being a wizard, not gonna fuck it up now
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>>8987800
ponies are always cute but they are never nonsexual

otherwise no new ponies would ever be born

come on dash didn't you learn this in school
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>>8987783
Well for starters you need to be alone, like "no one's gonna come around for days" alone
Do it where there's no visibility from the road
Take it slow and use the handy guides from the previous thread and otherwise

Also, you know, consider that this is probably going to be way grosser than we've made it out to be without the preparations zoophiles are now used to by default

And that a Bad Dragon mare sleeve would probably be creepy if your family ever found out but nothing like if you stuck it to the family horse.
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>>8987800
pony is not for nonsexual
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>>8987820
Oh dear fucking christ that's hot.

Would it kill my dick?
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>>8987800
>>8987800
Post some pones that have never been sexualized.
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>>8987816

That's exactly what we're talking about though, the guide he made

http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=wall+of+dicks&commit=Go
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>>8987816
You're a poor person too.
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>>8987820
And if memory serves, they then wink and squirt it all back out, since fertile and healthy stallions don't need a lot of time to get sperm up to her eggs.
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>>8987851
I don't think Skyla has?
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>>8987800
Nonsexual pone, you say?

Okay.
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>>8987849
If you piss her off, she could kill you. Don't force it.
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>>8987836
> wizard

What utter bullshit.
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What is your favorite pony's orgasm like? Loud? Quiet? Do they get embarrassed?
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>>8987800
You can't be tired yet, we haven't even started the pillow fight!
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>>8987800
>implying spoilered pic was for you
>knowing what the context of the conversation was about, but clicking on the picture anyway
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>>8987863
nah, there's porn of Skyla

was gonna do it myself but I checked and it had already been done months previously
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>>8987864
At least one of those ponies is sexual, otherwise there would be no Applejack.
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>>8987869
No, I mean would her vaginal muscles trying to milk me, break my penis?
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>>8987783
>>8987820

The head of the stallion's penis is only sensitive to pressure, the mare clenches and squeezes with her vaginal muscles to milk the cum out of the stallion. They don't respond to stroking, only strong pressure on the head.
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>>8987872
Say that to the robe and grimoire in three years faget
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>>8987758
>>8987750

Actually, now that I look at his, skipsy's dicks aren't really flat or anything, just really flat and undetailed
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>>8987783
>>8987862
>>8987820

See:
>>8986685
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>>8987873
Cross eyed and gently moaning
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>>8987807
Really?
>>8987780
No
>>8987785
:(
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>>8987873
My favorite pony doesn't even know what orgasms are.
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>>8987873
When Twilight cums, everything within the magicl effect radius does too
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Somewhere there's a horse reading this thread, and laughing at how us humans are getting everything wrong.
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>>8987873
It'd be the only thing Fluttershy doesn't get embarrassed about. She'd start off extremely soft and quiet and then just scream like a tempest toward the end, "fuck me fuck me fuck me HARDER HARDER DAMN IT HARDER JESUS FUCK ME YOU COWARD."

She'd make breakfast the next day. Blueberry pancakes taste just as good with your ears ringing, as it turns out.
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>>8987873
Flitter bites her lip and tries to be quiet, but not for long, her low, short squeaks eventually draw out to a high-pitched squeal as her orgasm floods her body, wings outstretched and flapping in short, wild bursts.
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>>8987864
>>8987874
This.

This is better.
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>>8987873
I can imagine Pinkie making a variety of adorable squeaks and moans.
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>>8987920
So your favorite pony is Pipsqueak?
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>>8987922
Shut up Bonbon.
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>>8987903
You don't become a wizard at 30. You'd become one at 60 if you believed in magic like the unwashed druids that concocted that myth.

Dumbass.
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>>8987873
pretty quiet until she starts tooting
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>>8987916
That tongue
That hole in her cheek
My dick!
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>>8987935

>those eyeshines

they're upside down and blurred

all my rage
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>>8987769

Honestly? Yeah, sure. Why not
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>>8987890
No, she'd milk you with all her might, but it won't be painful. The only thing that could happen is she might step on your foot. Try to be friendly with her, scratch her ears, and gradually move toward her backside, slowly touching closer and closer to the vagina. Brush it with your finger, and if she doesn't get antsy, put a finger in. Then you're good to go, get a carrot or an apple to feed her so she stays still and pound the fuck out of her. You probably won't last long due to the milking action.
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>>8987933
Cloudchaser is the quiet one, strangely enough. You can tell when she's about to hit The Big One when she pulls you in for a rough kiss and moans into your mouth.
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Applejack tries really hard. Who is she working so hard for? Why is she working so hard?
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>>8986685
>https://anonfiles.com/file/2def068b62491c13f9f51236989231eb

Wow, way to be chock full of viruses. Fuck.
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>>8987950
>implying im not 47

fuck druids, screamin all the time
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>>8987789
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>>8987962
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>>8987962
FUCKING OCs
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>>8987942
>Pinkie then breaks out into song
I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD
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>>8987066
Shit leth, that's unfortunate.
Here's this back, then. You must rebuild.
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>>8987790
None of that shit here, sir.
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>>8987916
>cold-blooded-twilight
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>>8987955
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>>8987917
If I didn't have to look at you, I'd just pretend you were a girl. If you had facial hair it'd be a no go, if I feel some dude's beard scratching against me it breaks the fantasy.
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>>8987789
What's wrong with CL?
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>>8987975
> three years 'til 60
> 47

I'm pretty sure wizards have to be good at math, too.
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>>8987769
If you're moderately attractive I'll suck your dick or let you suck mine

If you're boyish too I'd fuck you

If you're not a disgusting human being I'd date you
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>>8987996
I've often wondered that myself.

Can't point to any thing that went wrong, though. Maybe something bad happened in her love life.
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>>8988003
I went blind early leave me alone.

>tfw you never check what you type
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>>8987973
Scan it with virustotal, it's legit.
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Your typical Apple Mare.
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Hey guys, look at this pretty, glowy mask I found!
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What does your setup look like mlpg?
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>>8988049
>bags under the eyes

hnnngh
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>>8988049
>tfw you impregnate your apple mare 8 times
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>>8987988
>not liking cold-blooded-twilight
>>
JB are you here?
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>>8988056
>and then nothing happened
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>>8988070
I bet you like maniac paint
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>>8988065
Indeed.
I'd shoot for ten, at least.
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>>8987547
>Braeburned uses something!
>Something does not work so well
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>>8988078
>tfw Jailbait is dead
please get on skype
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>>8987996
jealous hateanons

seriously, she's never even posted here, and there's this one constant shitposter who always freaks out.

Two, if you count Deafdefiler.
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>>8988070
my dick doesn't override my brain. i can't but help seeing how awful everything that guy does looks.
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>>8988105
>jealous

What?
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>>8987873
Twilight would be embarrassed and only let out the occasional squeak or squeal, trying to cover her mouth so no one can hear. As she gets closer and closer, she starts to moan and grunt, still beet red and trying to muffle her sounds. Once she's on the brink, she can't hold back anymore, her whole body quivers, she's winking and throbbing uncontrollably, and dripping marecream all over you. The orgasm hits her like a brick wall, the intensity pulsing through her, each pulse stronger than the last, she has no ability to control her moans anymore, they turn into a series of long, loud groans, she's so overwhelmed that she doesn't care who hears.
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>>8987873
>>8987873
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The thought of future Applejack being a hot milf with an even sweeter ass is what brings a boner to my penis.
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>>8988086
But that voids the warranty
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>>8988065
>Not just having one for Mum, one for Dad and one for Equestria
>Keeping your wife locked up at home with the kids
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Will you continue to clop when you have a girlfriend?
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>>8988084
>maniac paint
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>>8987921
>twilight masturbating in her room
>a pony is walking by outside, just inside the range
>*splurt*
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>>8988062
look, i can forgive the shitty state of the building--money is tight sometimes and you can't always find the best places to stay, so long as it's free of bugs and keeps you warm in the winter.

but the upside down chair and the piles of clothes? what's all that brown shit gathering on the floor behind you?

would it kill you to get out of your chair the next time WoW updates and take a broom to your floor, or spent the $2 for a hamper?
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>>8987759
I ended up drawing flutterbutt.
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Alright guys.

I canceled my plans with visiting my grandmother three towns over this week, so I'll have the house and the horse to myself.

Nobody will be home til next Tuesday.

I'm going to make love to this horse. I've read up on first-time horse fucking many times, and I even once snuck a finger into her pussy when nobody was around.

I'm going through with it
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>>8988140
Fuck, that's a nice butt.
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>>8988140
Dat's a good butt.

Ya dids good kid.
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>implying Twilight wouldnt accidentally teleport you and her to some random location mid-orgasm

Like right in front of Celestia's throne
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>>8988116
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>>8988137
>outside
>just in range
She's an alicorn now

Its fine though
Ponyville is starting to get used to spontaneous orgasms a few times a day
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>>8988129
I'll fuck real horses if I have a girlfriend, it's too good to pass up, maybe I'll even get her into it. I'd probably date a vet or animal person kind of girl, maybe the farm type. I actually got the number of a girl who had a TBI and worked at a horse stable, she told me to come down and visit her.

She couldn't drive and I'd have to take care of her a lot, so I never called, she's got a TBI so it wouldn't be much of a relationship,, it'd mostly be me caring for her.
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>>8988129
yeah, men never stop fapping

you'll find out if you ever get a girlfriend some day
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>>8988128
>implying I wouldn't be a stay-at-home dad because I'd be useless around the farm
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>>8988137
>>8987921
>the closer a stallion is to the library the bigger their erection
>when Twilight cums they feel their sacks tighten and begin to leak pre
>close enough to blow, but not from Twilights aftershocks alone

>standing outside the library with a throbbing erection and blue balls gets old fast
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>>8988153
Why would you do that, anonymous.

Shame.
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>>8987927
Don't forget the increasingly rougher requests
>"Honestly, I don't mind if you need a better grip"
>"C-could you, um, maybe... nibble? Just to leave a mark?"
>"P-pull my mane!"
>"Yes! Choke me while you poke me!"
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>>8988140
Will it be a colored butt?
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>>8988170
stop posting suggestive cropped pictures asshats
also full pic where
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>>8988190
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>>8988171
>Ponyville is starting to get used to spontaneous orgasms a few times a day

>Mr. Cake just got done with a batch of fresh cupcakes
>orgasm hits him like a truck
>"Uh oh... nah nobody will notice the difference."

Pinkie does
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>>8988171
Do all the males have constant boners now?
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>>8988188
>Piss in my fucking mouth, I'm daddy's filthy little girl, show me how much of a fucking whore I am!
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>>8988205
>"You've been eating celery lately, haven't you?"
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>>8988190
you'd like that wouldn't you?
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>>8988153
how do you people stand the smell of horses? nothing turns me away faster from anything than a bad smell, and horses smell the worst.

like, all the time. there is no time at which a horse exists in this plane of existence and does not smell like shit. i think that's one of the reasons I like MLP is because I know all of these cute ponies must smell like vanilla or frosting or lavender. but real horses are terrible to be around.

there must be something wrong with you.
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>>8988120
From just 8 times? Apple hips are made for the long haul
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>>8988182
>Old farts realize
>Geriatric gangbangs outside the library starts every time Twily starts schlicking
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>>8988206
Yeah, but that's normal in ponyville. Colts with a flared hard-on in class don't even warrant a second glance because it happens all the time.
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>>8988240
So Twilight is as powerfull as TURBOBASS?
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>>8988129

>clop
>>
If your power level was pokemon, how many gym badges would you have?
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>>8988258
>that feel when boomboxes are not toys
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>>8988234
If you give the horse a bath and shampoo her coat and mane, they smell really nice. Before you fuck a horse you should get her cleaned up good, clean the vaginal and anal area with a warm washcloth, too.
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>>8988264
>implying I would go to the gym
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>>8988267
>everyone will never wear fingerless gloves
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>>8988264
4?
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>>8988153
You better fucking report back in graphic detail, I'll be waiting.
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>>8988264

i'd be in the elite four
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>>8988234
>implying Anon doesn't take good care of his horse to prevent bad smells
>implying there aren't people who can tolerate bad smells
>implying ther earen't people who get turned on by dirty stuff including nasty smells

do you even Internet?
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>>8988285
>you will never enjoy boiled goose with your favorite pone
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>>8988285
>you will never eat boiled goose
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>>8988247
>"Miss Cheerilee, I-I'm having a 'moment.' Can I mount someone?"
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>>8988306
>>8988303
>>8988285
>>8988267
>>8988258
I love you faggots
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>>8988153
Was her pussy nice and warm? I've heard that horses are few degrees warmer than humans, like 102.
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>>8988296
so you'd just be another hurdle for me to sail over in my quest for power?

I beat the elite 4 so often, you would get tired of looking at my ballsack through my gym shorts from way down there.
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>>8988156
>>8988161
Thanks, I guess.
>>8988189
I didn't want to, but here.
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>>8988264
More than Gary mother fucking Oak
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>>8988310
>Wait till recess please! Five minutes until the bell rings
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>>8988264
I am not sure what number of badges would imply in this metaphor
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>>8988188
>"Please, Anon! Harder! HARDER!! Oh dear Celestia...!!"
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>>8988153

Living the dream...
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>>8988310
>The classroom descends into an orgy twice a day like clockwork.
>Cheerilee has to hire Big Mac as a "Teacher's Aid" to keep herself from fucking a student.
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>>8988335

>"Is it an emergency?"
or
>>8988310

"I don't know, CAN you?"
"MAY I mount someone?"
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>>8988310
Colts are allowed to be excused to relieve themselves so they aren't distracted from their work. Same with the mares, if they're dripping and winking all class they can take the day off.
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>>8988235
Apple Hips optimal performance is guaranteed up to 8 pregnancies. Any undesirable function, damage or wear caused by pregnancies beyond that are not covered.
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>>8988326
>>8988296
U wot m8?
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>>8988335
>he blows it 3 minutes later
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>>8988153
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>8988234
>"there must be something wrong with you."

The easy cop-out response/excuse to not understand things.

Also, the easy way to end up looking like a faggot.
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>>8988369

it's not just gay

it's just full of horsecocks
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>>8988188
>"DON'T STOP TILL YOU CAN'T SEE MY PUPILS YOU PUSSY FAGGOT"
>"I TAUGHT YOU CPR FOR A REASON"
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>>8988369
I doubt it
But I guess its possible
Depending on what time zone you're starting the day from
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>>8988335
>recess consists of colts and fillies nervously getting themselves off however they can
>sometimes a game of tag goes a bit far
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>>8988247
>as soon as the colts are old enough to start thinking about mares, the first lesson they're taught is about masturbation so they can relieve themselves and focus on their schoolwork

If you're thinking about a nice warm mare pussy all day long, you can't get any work done.
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>>8988371
>Wads of his cum splatter on Scootaloos wings
>her first and immediate reaction is to start buzzing them clear of spunk
>specks of jizz hit all the other classmates in a 270 degree radius
>saying sorry wasn't good enough
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>>8988369
i can post pics too am i cool yet guise?
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>>8988188
But of course. Just like most people I've been with; they get more brazen the closer they get to orgasm.
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Any more drawing prompts, or should I just fuck off?
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>>8987246

I couldn't help myself: http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fczz72Lh.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvLqhaBmvAMU&start=35
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There's something wrong with this thread...
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>>8988392
>>8988300
>responding to shitposting this bad
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>>8988432
>responding
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>>8988439
Coke pone's fat sister Diet Coke, again.
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>this thread
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>tfw you think you grew out of video games

This is a really odd feeling. I want to play dota2, but I don't feel like it's in me anymore to.
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>>8988440
>gifsound
aka YTMND
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>>8988401
>"tighter"
>"TIGHTER!"
>"TIGHT-hhh"
>"..."
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>>8988419
>If you're thinking about a nice warm mare pussy all day long, you can't get any work done.

This is very true.
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>>8988451
You don't want to bury yourself balls deep in a tight, winking, wet mare pussy, feeling it clench around you and milk you so hard that you're bone dry
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>>8988487
jokes on you
they are lesbians
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>>8988487
>implying dash, fluttershy and twililight arent lesbians
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>>8988467
Games are sorta ded right now. My only suggestion would be to play with friends
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>>8988418
Freeze tag must get really hard
>"Remember, no moving, no matter what..."
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>>8988487
Horsecocks look fucking disgusting.
What the fuck is wrong with all of you.
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>>8988482
I space out all the time thinking about juicy marecunt during class. It's a problem that costs society billions in lost productivity.
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>>8988505
Then why has Rarity shown multiple interest in stallions.

She wants the D.
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>>8988478
> she only cums REALLY hard when she's being nearly choked to passing out and she knows her mate's only fucking a hole

I'm gonna need both hands for this
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well we made it 22 days
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>this thread
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>>8988464
It's wonderful, isn't it?

Orgasm central
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>>8988525
it was just one
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>>8988513
>tag
>Freeze Tag
twister
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Metal Gear!?
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>>8988401
> drunk and horny
My two favorite adjectives.
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>>8988401
>>8988478
>"I told my friends that we were going out of town for two weeks so hit me"
>"What?"
>"So they won't see the bruises"
>"WHAT?"
>"FUCKING HIT ME, LEAVE BRUISES, MAKE ME BLEED YOU FAGGOT"
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>>8988541
BROTHEEEEEEEEEEER
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>>8988510
My friends went back to LoL, and LoL is boring compared to dota.
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>>8988525
She wants a good fucking and so far none of her friends have sent out signals.
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>>8988515
Horsecocks are fucking ugly. Mare vagina is very aesthetically pleasing, it's pretty human-like. I remember on Opie and Anthony one of the guys got his balls busted for admitting that horse pussy looks nice when they were doing a show on beastforum.
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>>8988541
CRYPTIC METAPHOR
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>>8988549
heh that reminded me of that one drawing of glass sticking out of her.

>stab me again I dont give a fuck
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Oh. You guys are too busy jacking off to give art requests.
I'll just fuck off then.
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>>8988328
Why do you switch from tripcode to namefag to anonymous 10 times every thread, Creepy?
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>>8988463
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How close are you to wizard sttus?
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>>8988453
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>>8988532
It got fucking terrible real quick.
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>>8988539
>grounders
>tetherball
>red rover
>red-light green-light
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>>8988515
Horse... tits?
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>>8988571
>ignored my request

o-okay
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>>8988565
Not really. It's usually always covered in shit, and horse anuses like every other fucking animal butthole look horrible.
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>>8988451
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>>8988565

I disagree with you !
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>>8988576
9 years, when I can afford to move out I'm getting an escort
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Just a reminder that if you condition an animal to perform sex acts for compensation in the form of food or treats, it will expect and proposition that behavior from other humans, those humans will know what you did, and you will be in gigantic fucking trouble.

If you do this with an animal that you do not personally own and keep away from other people, you are literally fucking retarded.
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>>8988576
I gave it up six years ago.
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>>8988549
... I've known one or two women just like that.

Never dated or fucked either; they rolled a little hardcore for me.
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>>8988576
11 years
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>>8988541
Man I just MGS2 the other day
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>>8988576
i turn 18 today, getting there
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>>8988591
Sorry, I didn't ignore it. I just can't do it justice.
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>>8988596
So get a washcloth and clean it off. Boom, puffy pink mare lips starting you right in the face.
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>>8988549
This is fucking hot
I wish those bits of the writing.com thing were better done.
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>>8988613
Happy birthday faggot
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>>8988579
Just do it so I don't have to.
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>>8988588
How the fuck can anyone find horse tits sexual.
Do you jack off to cow udders as well?
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>>8988613
Happy birthday Mewball
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>>8988618
>>8988571

How about a genderbent Mr. Cake
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>>8988576
I gave it up seven years ago. I love unloading my seed in a fertile woman.

Who doesn't, other than faggots and priests?
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>>8988618
If you're the flutterbutt anon then go for it.

I'll love it no matter what

because you made it
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>>8988532
made it 22 days before what?

what happened to tip the balance of this thread into shit central?
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>>8988629
I've seen some hot ass anthro cowgirl udders
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>>8988629
Udders are better than horsetits on anthros
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>>8988629
They ARE really warm and soft. REALLY warm.
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>>8988576
Turned 24 four days ago, getting there.
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>>8988622
> implying that's going to ward off parasites, bacteria, or viruses
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>>8988639
>unloading my seed in a fertile woman
My nigga
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>>8988629
They're fun to pinch because the mare nickers and grunts in pleasure. Get a cinema subscription(99 cents for a day of membership) for caledonian-nv and watch the Pixie series. The guy in it pinches her teats while fucking her.
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>>8988581
Never heard of grounders before
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>>8988576
I just realized I honestly can't remember whether I'm 19 or 20
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>>8988629
Faggot. I have suckled horse tits before and I'll have you know it tastes 100% sweeter than that bitter cow milk.
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IF you were to introduce one video game from the human world to pone to your favorite pony, what would it be?
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What if Sombra was a girl?
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>>8988661
> fellow impregnation niggah
Here I thought we were a fringe group.
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>>8988639
I have awful social anxiety, I want to be able to do this so bad but I haven't even held hands with a girl and my social development is stuck somewhere around 12 years old. But this has nothing to do with pony.
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>>8988691
Then that one anon would be requesting man sombra from every drawfag
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>>8988698
nah you guys come and go
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>>8988680
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>>8988588
>>8988680
>>8988662
>>8988650
it's like i'm really on 7chan
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>>8988680
How soft is marecunt?
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>>8988703
Sup fellow social anxiety fag. Yeah, it really fucking sucks.
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>>8988691
I wonder how many can Sombra insert
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>>8988718
I'd imagine RD is pretty soft, sleepin on clouds and stuff all the time.
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>>8988650
When I was 13 I got a boner from trying to milk a cow. It was during a school visit with my class at a farm.

Life got hard after that. And so did my penis.
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>>8988716
> implying I don't know this casually
I've had to brush up against them back when we had a horse, et cetera
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>>8988671
That shit happened to me several years ago, it's not a good feeling

Just do the math
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>>8988572
Did you not notice all the people namefagging as him? Someone even got a tripcode just to tripfag as him.
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>>8988665
Maybe it was a local thing
Similar to tag, but played on/around the playground structure thing that I'm sure has a real name but I can't remember it.
It got banned at my school a little before I moved to highschool because too many kids got hurt.
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>>8988724
How long have you had it? I started getting panic attacks at 6 years old. My father is an omega and my mother runs the house and used to emotionally manipulate my brothers and I when we were younger and he never did anything to stop it. I had no idea how to stand up for myself until I was 19 or so. Nobody ever told me.
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>>8988730
Applejack's cunt is probably wrinkly and crusty. Fucking disgusting.
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>>8988682
>favorite pony
Trixie
>Video game
Dark Soul
Her rage would be hilarious
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>>8988549
>"Now we both know that you're not as... gifted as a stallion.. down there"
>"B-but that okay! I still love you"
>"But tonight I'd like to use a dildo of a more suitable size"
>"In my ass so we don't ruin it for you of course"

>"Now I know I can take it just I need some time to do it comfortably"
>"So don't be afraid to jam it in"

>"WHY DID YOU STOP?"
>"Honey, you're bleeding"
>"BOUT TIME YOUR WEAK ASS MANAGED IT, CELESTIA KNOWS YOU CAN'T DO IT WITH YOUR DICK"
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>>8988768
> implying "crusty" isn't going to get a major UNF momentarily
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>>8988768
>tfw my joke was bad so nobody got it
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>>8988749
nah we had it too

but all forms of tag are banned on school grounds because "it encourages victimization"

you can thank literal faggots for that, btw.

do you think ponies play tag? i would sure hate to be on the wrong end of applejack's hoof if she was trying really hard to get me.
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>>8988572
If people want to use my name so much they can have it.
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>>8988769
nanaki pls

pls

you play dark souls?
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>>8988775
Yessss
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>>8988730
Twilight's is the softest, like velvet and so warm and wet. Being milked by her insides would be heaven.
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>>8988682
>Fluttershy
>Half-Life

>Aww that crab thing is cute
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IT
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>>8988264
In terms of the anime;
It's season 1 and I've just cleared Hoenn.
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>>8988782
I miss Dodgeball
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Man if I told my self 3 years in the past that I would be watching a pony show and drawing mare vaginas and fapping about fucking horses what the me of then would've thought.
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>>8988549
"Use my wings as handlebars! Come on, ride me like a bike on bad road!"
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>>8988778
Well a pie has to have some crust on their sides.
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>>8988790
I am not him
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>>8988775
Those eyebrows...
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>>8988811
This reminds me, I really need to start working out again

I need some major cardio so I can do some slam-fucking. It's been too long.
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>>8988549
>Fluttershy winking so hard that you ask her to be more gentle
>you can feel her insides undulating, gripping, and milking you in every direction, squeezing along your head and running up and down your shaft
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>>8988812
>piecrust
>not this horse
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>>8988641
>If you're the flutterbutt anon then go for it.
I'm more than that.
Or maybe less.
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>>8988831
just get her into a position you can let your fat fall back onto her, let gravity do the slamming for you, you fat fuck.

DYEL?
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Here's an updated version.
imgur.com/RoPAbFS

Thanks again for the help, Brae!
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>>8988808
My past self probably would not be very surprised. I'm used to getting into weird shit like this at this point.
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>>8988847
>implying her wasn't talking about Pinkie crusky, yet cake flavored cunt
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>>8988847
Smaller!
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>>8988682
Harvest Moon
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>>8988698
I think there may be only several of us in MLPG.

>>8988712
>not keeping it in there to keep it from leaking out or cum a second time and dump more sperm into her womb
>not sticking around to tease her by knowingly rubbing her belly
>not sticking around anyways, whether or not she gets pregnant
>if she does, hooray!
>if she doesn't, just try again... if you haven't been trying again already
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>>8988775
>Slamming a massive fake horsecock into Fluttershy's ass
>She's tearing a little, tears are starting to run down her face
>But she loves it more than anything
>Start to press your forearm into her throat as you line your dick up with her cunt
>her breaths turn to ragged gasps, from both the pleasure and the pressure on her windpipe as you enter her
>she's writhing like nothing you've ever felt before, going completely mad with lust and pain
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>>8988549
>"Harder, Anon! Harder!"
>"I know I'm bleeding! I'm fine until I say the safeword!"
>"Pull that mane harder! Please! Unnggh~! <3"
>"KEEP BUCKING! I want you to grind my pelvic into dust!!"
>No matter how much pain she endures, she appears to be able to take it in stride. You can feel how much of an effect it has on her as she gains more and more control with her vulvic muscles.
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>>8988857

Lookin good, dude
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>>8988782
>tag is banned
Wow what.

I'm worried my kid won't have a childhood at this rate.
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>>8988845
> you don't know it's mostly involuntary
> mostly
> she starts groaning "G-godDAMN it, I want you to BREED me! SEED ME! FILL ME UP GODDAMN IT!"
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>>8988847
NEW COMIC WHERE
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>>8988765
I was always very withdrawn as a child. My parents were too busy with my older sister and her various suicide due attempts when I was younger. My first panic attack happened when I was around 12 or so, just after the death of a friend. Pretty much bulled everyday in school, I think what really took me off the deep end was when one of my "friends" berated me right to my face. It's kinda hard to not be terrified of people when your life up to this point has been telling you to.
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>>8988808
I wouldn't be surprised. I like pleasure in all forms, from men, animals, women, it really doesn't matter to me. I'm a hedonist in the worst kind of way. If something feels really good, I do it.
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>>8988872
there are either a lot of you or the few of you are all very vocal/obnoxious
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>>8988857
dude what the hell? i know fat fucks have that line that goes down in the middle of their bellies but it never has that much depth. it looks like he has another ass on his stomach instead of a fat beergut.

no fat gut is that perky. let it sag over the sides and hang there. it's like you've never seen a fat guy in that position before.
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>>8988794
Funny thing mare vaginas. They clamp to fit the size of the penis that is inside them, squeezing the penis from the inside and massaging it to entice quicker release. Mare pussy is so much more evolved than human twat.
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>>8988857
>imgur.com/RoPAbFS
UNF
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>>8988896
hurrayhorses/magazines
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>>8988682
The Sims
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>>8988901
I'm an impreg fag, and it's hard to tell.
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>>8988857
looks really good so far man!
just wondering, is he leaking pre? or is it cum? because if it's cum it should probably be a bit more viscous-looking, is all
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>>8988782
I can't really blame them for banning that particular game
There were some serious injuries
Our structure thing was way bigger than the one in the pic. Made of massive wooden beams that you could peel foot long splinters off of if you tried.
And the rules of the game had kids running around with their eyes closed.

Banning simple tag is bullshit though
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>>8988909
> implying there won't be gene therapy to that effect in the next few centuries
I was born in the WRONG TIME.
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>>8988901
>you are all very vocal/obnoxious
Well, that certainly narrows it down
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>>8988912
>"M-make them play Red Hands again!"
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you people bore me, I will go to bed and read a book
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>>8988808
I'd probably be mostly surprised that MLP made a decent show
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>>8988851
... Like WHAT position?

Here I've been fucking uphill all this time!
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>>8988896
It's over. We don't even know what the next storyline will be.
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>>8988940
Please don't leave us!

We...we love you!
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>>8988888
>having kids
>2013

you should really be trying to enjoy the decline, not struggling against the currents of entropy and the tides of destruction, anon.

also, SHIGGY
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>>8988940
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>>8988952
but i need the last one
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I drew you guys a comic.
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>>8988940
let me entertain you, what do you want me to do?
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>>8988682
Dwarf Fortress
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Is it time yet?
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>>8988971
you're a good pony derpy
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>MLPG: social anxiety, breeding fetishes and violently fucking yellowquiet
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>>8988971
American power outlets too like scared, sad children.
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>>8988971
ha.
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>>8988899
That's how it was for me. I was born with marfan syndrome and very pale skin so I was mocked every day from 6 to about 17 years old. I had many medical problems so I spent lots of time in the hospital and developed hypochondria. I kind of resent my father for never telling me to stand up for myself, but getting married was punishment enough for him, he used to tell me not to get married about once a week when I was in middle school

I have trouble with confidence because I realized that I really am kind of freakish looking. I'm gonna try joining toastmasters, it's a public speaking thing for people that have self confidence issues. I did heroin for about 6 months and then stopped, that's another thing that kind of keeps me down, I think about it a lot now. I can never shake the feeling that people feel repulsed by my appearance though.
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>>8988995
Better than MLPG: Whine About Brony Artists
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>>8988903
thats his torso connecting to his flank, not a beer gut you fucking moron
pls actually look at the picture, anon
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>>8988971
Oh Derpy! You and your wacky plugging antics!
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>>8988888
this nigger gets it >>8988957
before I have kids I'll damn better make sure they'll actually have a place to live in 30 years from now
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>>8988995
>implying you could handle her
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>>8989011
I wish Ross was a brony artist

then he would leave us alone.
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>>8989007
time to start lifting then.

a beast body makes people forgive a beast face. but not hambeasts.
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>>8988896
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>>8988981
Where have you been for the last hour or so? We just got done talking about loud squirting maregasms
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>>8989007

Post your skype or go to /soc/ instead of pretending that saging makes personal blogging okay.

Seriously, /soc/ literally exists for this reason.
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>>8988995
Its not so bad
At least things are pretty chill
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>>8988880
Thanks!
>>8988903
Wasn't supposed to be fat, just started that body line because I don't know how to do perspective, and went with it. I'll fix it with the next update. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>8988921
pre. The lines by his sheath were just spots, not pre. I'll add a better distinction later.
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Can we talk about Stallions roughly hilting in their partners without the slightest concern for their comfort?
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>tfw Metal Gear Solid 4 was released in 2008
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>>8988915
So which pony?
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>all this mare vagina talk

Horses are disgusting, yet I've got a throbbing, diamond-hard erection. These descriptions sound too appealing, the word "milking" annihilates me. You guys are gonna make me fuck a real horse one day, I'm way too curious about this now.
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Hmmm. Needs money in there as well.
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>>8989038
>not filtering mailto:sage
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>>8988940
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>>8989038
blow me nigger
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>>8989052
They actually do that. Stallions are mean as fuck and unpredictable.
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>>8989014
did YOU even look at the picture on imgur?

look at the direction of his dick, and the position of his asshole. are you retarded? it's a fat fuck mr. cake getting a handjob and his gut defies gravity better than any animu boobies to date.
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>>8989062
are you me
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>>8989052
cervical penetration?
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>>8989063
None of this "sluttiest pony" shit. It goes nowhere real fast.
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>>8989063
>all that empty space

There should be more sex in there, anon. Cortices are more capacious than that.
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>>8989020
Fluttershy is best pony for cruelty
Either to or by

Discorded fluttershy is so fucking hot
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>>8989007
Yeah, we are in similar boats. I can even look at some people with out my eyes watering up, it's become some sort of natural reaction or something. My self confidence is probably around that of a gnat too.
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I'm drawing Diet Coke pony.

Doing the final line work now.
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>>8988877
>>8988878
>>8988893
>One afternoon she saunters into the lounge we're you're sitting, catatonic from the previous night
>She's hiding something behind her back

>"Now I know you know I like being rough"
>"And you're such a sweetheart indulging me"
>"But I'd like to try something a little gentler

>Using her winghands she produces at insanely long, hard but narrow dildo
>It's not even thicker than yourself but it's got a wide spongy flare
>It's also got a clear tube running to a large syringe out the base

>"I want you to pop this behind my cervix"
>"You've gotta be real careful hun, I still want kids
>"Then I want you to fill me up"
>"....with your cum"
>"WHAT!? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT"
>"Well you've got a week to collect enough"
>"I'll help of course"


I'm running out of violent ideas so have this not-so-violent one
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>>8989035
>loud squirting maregasms
>>8988909
>They clamp to fit the size of the penis that is inside them, squeezing the penis from the inside and massaging it to entice quicker release

>>8988845
>>you can feel her insides undulating, gripping, and milking you in every direction, squeezing along your head and running up and down your shaft


oh fuck, stop it
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>>8989093
They are especially mean to other stallions if they so much hint that they are going to a bit more alpha and go fuck some mares.
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What wines about the winter but is least threatened by it?

Hint: It it is a common as you would think it is
Hint 2: It also has a lot of hair
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>>8989102
Why do you faggots always have to post that. Why don't you go jack off already.
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>>8989114
Derpy took all the sex though.
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>>8989102
you mean rim? because i'd rim the fuck out of her just to hear her little giggles and moans
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>>8989144
>faggots
>fantasizing about sexing a female horse
the term is horsefuckers, anon. get it right.
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>>8989150
It was time for grown-up things.
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>>8989102
This gif destroys me every time
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>>8989171
faggotry transcends sexualities
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>>8989143
Is that an intentional misspell?
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>>8989134
MLPG: Keeping you hard as a rock 24/7
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>>8989102
Am I the only one who gets disgusted by watching someone molest a retard?
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>>8989097
It's something that sounds really hot in writing, but doesn't apply that well to real life. I think I might if it was one of those mini mares that stand right at waist height, and she'd just had a bath and been shampooed and cleaned up. And we were out int he field, not in a barn with concentrated shit fumes.

They really do get dripping wet, too. Caledonian-nv has some amazing man on mare videos, that's what got me into beast in the first place, plus I was high so it seemed even hotter than usual.
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>>8989133
I miss the violence
But I guess this is fine too

Still, we didn't even choke her out on our cock yet
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>>8989171
Fucking faggot.
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>>8989191
She's not retarded, she's just clumsy
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>>8989191
Does it give you flashbacks of getting molested as a child?
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And goodnight MLPG
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>>8989191
She's a cutie. She's not a retard, she's just a space cadet and clumsy.
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>>8989143
>>8989184
Neckbeard

What do I win?
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>>8989220
BURN
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>>8989191
>judge someone by their appearance
>eye disorders are indications of retardation
yamino pls go.
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>>8989133
>"Since you indulged me, I'll help you fill this up by indulging to one of your fantasies..."
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>>8989223
>weep

>you will never comfort Pinkie Pie after she falls into one of her periodic depressions
>>
These are essential for beginning horsefuckers. It features a juicy white mare with a pink creamy pussy winking while getting fucked by some guy. It was the one that broke me down. Get 1-3.mpg

>>>/rs/pink+pussy&from=ALL
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>>8989191
>implying someone with an eye condition makes them a retard

You are the worst kind of person.
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>>8989133
> not just fucking her directly with a flare sleeve or something

Why the tube?
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>>8989256
You know what the worst kind of person is? People that actually like Derpy.
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>>8989191
>molest
>retard
>disgusted
>Am I the only one

F, See me after class
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>>8989262
She wants the tube filled with cum. Didn't you get what she asked?

Now get to it.
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>>8989249
I've seen it, still not broken down.

This is not magic_bullet.png.
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>>8989276
my dick is filled with cum
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>>8989249
http://www.caledonian-nv.com/movie/94/

Get the cinema subscription, watch all the Pixie videos. Those are what did me in.
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>>8989242
>>
hey AppleDan
hey
Dan
hey Dan

guess what
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>>8989268
No you're a terrible person
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>>8989277
There's an amazing one with a chestnut mini getting fucked in 720p. I can't upload it because it's too large, but I'd say that's probably the best video of all time.
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>>8989268
Let go of your hate~
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somebody said something about a new darf twilistia fic?
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>>8989319

upload it to filedropper
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>>8989311
Yes?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
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>double rainboom video
kill me
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pffft
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>>8989276
Yeah, uh

If she really needs the cervical stimulation to get knocked up, fine

Otherwise it seems like she just needs, I don't know, some kind of pillory to help keep that human cum nice and tight up against her cervix
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>>8989337

look

>>8986725
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>>8989327
>>8989312
You fell for my easy ruse.
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>>8989357
Well that's fitting
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>>8989191
>molest
>molest


I'm sorry anon, but she looks quite willing. And Envying.

So please Yamino.
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>>8989336
I can't up it tonight, but check the mare thread on 7chan's beast board and I'll post it there, probably tomorrow.
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>>8989368
>Cropped to perfection
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>>8989357
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>>8989369
>implying that still doesn't make you a bad person
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>>8989343
>you will never be as sexy as John Waters

John Waters is fucking sexy.
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>>8989357
>escape
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>8989052
>your nape raised in searing welts
>he claps his teeth together next to your ear as a sharp warning to quiet down and stop moving
>snuffles down your neck against the welts
>his hot, damp breath helps relieve some of the pain
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>>8989394

Well you weren't doing a good job.
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>>8986725
holy shit why is this cap so fucking wide?

i can't scroll with my left hand
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>>8989368
i can't read it when it's so wide and small. do you have a pastebin of it?
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I'm glad that no matter what happens, we can all just sit down, set aside our differences, and talk about sopping marecunts for awhile

Goodnight, MLPG
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>>8989443

I'm new to cropping... no idea what I'm doing...

Just resize it?
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>>8989429
And so you decided to do a better one. Looks great.
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>>8989434
DONT
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>>8989470
Rarity

is

a slut
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Okay, just about done with this Diet Coke pone.
Since it's MLPG's creation I figured I'd let you guys decide the final colors.

Lets hear it.
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A faggot of the night has returned.
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Where is ranch/farm land most available and cheapest? I'm researching the best place to build the horsefucker's compound. Not that it'll actually happen, but who knows?
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>>8989487
YOU FOOL

Do you realize what you have done!?
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>>8989499
Oh, welcome back MT
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Why is she so awesome?
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>>8989499
Heya MT. What's the good word?
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>>8989499

I request a Bonbon being racist toward Anon.
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>>8989499
you should not of come here stalker
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>>8989331
yo
lilhelp
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>>8989470
>Ms. Cherille I need some help, my thing is getting hard again and it won't go away, how do I make it soft again?

I want Cherilee to calmly instruct me on the process of masturbation with some hands on demonstrations
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>>8989499
>not posting porn as soon as you're back
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>>8989492
clear with silver hair, one red line going through it just like the diet coke can

good job on the line work, i love it!
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>>8989499
Screw you lunabot
I am apparently in a hottub with Princess Twily
It can wait
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>>8989492
>Chubby coke pone
I love it, more than most other things.
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Anyone got the gif of fluttershy biting her hooves?
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>>8989507
Disseminated facts?
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>>8989499
This is probably porn somehow
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>>8989492
>>8989499
lel unpopular drawfags being overshadowed
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>tfw going to see my music waifu in 5 days
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>>8989530
Seconding this
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>>8989560

Is Matt and Kim on tour?
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>>8989492
Someone should have a good color reference for you around here. That is a tasty coke pony.
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>>8989492
Damn, nice. I'd go with what >>8989530 said.
Maybe add freckles?
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>>8989573
http://www.mccabes.com/condata.html
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>>8989515
Im backing this.
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>>8989588

nigga u gay
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>>8989523
>After class, Ms. Cheerilee pulls out a tissue.
>She asks you to simply blow your "thing" into the tissue almost like how you blow your nose.
>She gives gentle squeezes to your cocktip as you do so, nudging you closer to orgasm into the tissue.
>"Now blow~"
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>>8989528
Come on now.....I gotta stay around for atleast 3 posts.
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>>8989530
>>8989572
I thought that was the way to go based off coke ponies design was.
>>8989586
I'll add some after I color it.

Sorry it took so long. I keep drawing in ms paint for some reason.
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>>8989513
Because she can do tricks and is fast. She is probably more of man than you
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Does panka even have a skeleton?
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>>8989443
>>8989452

Just for you Anons...

pastebin.com/EF9d6sun
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>>8989601

boner
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>>8989523
>instructing you in masturbation
>not guiding you through rutting
And as luck would have it, the task chart says it's Twist's turn this week
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>>8989604
Draw some adorable twilestia pls
I need my dose of cute
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>>8989550
You're attracting the bestponefags to derail this thread with more shitposting! That's what you have done!

... oh shit, I can hear the Rarifags stampeding into MLPG! RUN!!
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>>8989604
You could always just link your porn!
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>>8989648
What are they gonna do, stab me?
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>>8989515
This, like her saying something casually that's incredibly racist, and Lyra looking horrified in the back
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>>8989648
Well, surely if the bestponefags are coming they'll just hold the Rarifags at bay?

Bestponefags hate Rarifags.
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>>8989601
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>>8989604
y u no talk 2 me
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does mare vagina really feel that good
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>>8989663
>>
BABY BABY BABY BABY
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>>8989655
>>8989604
We even have a fancy imgur script for it now
http://imgur.com/z87IUP1
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>>8989687
Only one way to find out.
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>>8989604
>learned my lession
>almost looks like "learned my lesion"
>pony will never learn their skin injury
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>>8989687
No, not really, it just fantasies. Truth to be told it i quite loose compare to human's to feel that good. Very low physical pressure.
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>>8989698
<ASS DESTRUCTION
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>>8989601
no boner
stahp
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>>8989687
https://soundcloud.com/user52990180/mare-blowjob

this guy sounds like he's having a good time
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>>8989722
UNf
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http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/image/45087777739

Son of a bitch, its happening again.
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>>8989750
>does mare vagina

retardes in charge of reading
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>>8989792

Aw man, now she's mad
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>>8989792
Cannon ball
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Twilight needs to learn how to be half bird now.
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>>8989768

Literally the slowest
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>>8989792
Thankyew AJ.
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>>8989687
http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/84/animal/man-fists-and-fucks-female-horse.html

looks pretty good to me
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>>8989768
I...don't see anything wrong with this.
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>>8989807
haha
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>>8989794
Either way, you're gonna have a good time
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>>8989792
>explain to AJ that you don't have a sheath like how stallions do, so it would mean your bits would be more exposed than the average male
>also add that you wouldn't mind, but you want to be sure you don't offend...

Morning, Weaver
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>>8989807
>Celestia's cutie mark
Haha
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>>8989792

Oh fine AJ, be passive aggressive about it.
>>
Did anyone ever draw that picture of
Black Hood Rarity (GIYC)
Future Twilight
Spy Pinkie
Ninja Dash
Bunny-spy Fluttershy
Mysterious Mare-Do-Well AJ
?
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>>8989807
You'd think they have some sort of tool to do that easier.

I mean I can just imagine a pegasus spitting out feathers after a preen going "there's got to be a better way."
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>>8989792
>"Now hang on, I didn't say 'no...'"
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>>8989859
This sounds like the lead in to a terrible infomercial
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>>8989792
>seeing AJ's back legs hang up in the air so cutely

unf
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>>8989792
>implying
Come on now, you can't just skip over the positive responses. AJ needs a back-scrubber, after all.
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>>8989792
Baths are the least effective method of bathing. I'd much rather take a naked, sexy shower with you, Applejack.
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>>8989645
I would have already had plenty of at-home study with Twist
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>>8989878
Nah, if that was the case, then it would show a pegasus failing a preen horribly with forced acting.
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>>8989708
>implying the winking and clenching won't make your cock explode in minutes
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>>8989821
>http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/image/45087777739
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>>8989913
>A pegasus trying to preen with a wooden doorstop
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>>8989833
> don't have a sheath
Speak for yourself, cutfag.
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>>8989750
Holy fuck. If that didn't feel good, I don't know what does.
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>>8989792
>"Hold on now. I didn't say I wouldn't scrub YOU. I mean you look pretty tired. Maybe you want someone to hold that brush for you?"
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I drew you guys a pone.
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>>8989913
Exactly
Its something every pegasus has been doing since their first molt

The image of a pegasus face deep in their wings, before pulling their head out with their mouth comically full of feathers, then looking plaintively at the camera while the voiceover says "Surely there's a better way."
>But wait, there is!
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>>8989950
Dooks please do your homework
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>>8989950

...shout?
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>>8989930
>implying that I was referring to my foreskin

Look before you leap, fag.
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>>8989973
HOW

I EVEN CHANGED MY DRAWING STYLE
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>>8989975
SHOUT
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finished the lines for now.
should I put more tentacle/vine things under her worming their way up or something?
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>>8989912
Well now you'd get to perform in front of the class. Consider it just another day of show-and tail

And Cheerilee will be there to tell you if you're going to fast, slow, or at the wrong angles
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>>8989985
I'd recognize those pones anywhere.
>>
http://www.beastpin.com/category/male-horse-sex

Is it wrong to get a boner to this?
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>>8989996
jesus fuck
can you please, like, back to pone?
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>>8989996
This is porn
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>>8989964
Well, I mean for the fact that the pegasus is saying that because it doesn't want to keep tasting feathers in its own mouth while trying to do something so tedious.

I mean it's just a simple tool. You know, like a brush or a belt. I'm not suggesting the MEGA ULTRA PREENER 3000.
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>>8989993

SHOUT AT THE DEVIIIL
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>>8990009
You win this time.

Also that picture is actually part of my homework, just edited it with a pone
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>>8989996
>garuntea
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>>8990015
I find this more interesting, personally:

http://www.beastpin.com/category/female-dog-sex
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>>8990032
now now...that's clearly fluttershy
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>>8989807
Ahaha, thank you MT, but... can you draw them passionately kissing? May I ask for that?
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>>8989976
> foreskins aren't human sheaths, or close enough
Holy shit
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>>8990053
I think this is Fluttershy.
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>>8990051
>dogs

Fucking gross, mare vagina is way prettier
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>>8989996
>that off-center neck
>nonsensical hips
>twig arms
>hands
I can't even draw and that's like sticking a toothpick under my thumbnail.
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>>8990057
Don't be pulling that technicality bullcrap on me. Foreskins cover the head of the penis, but that's about it.

A sheath hides the whole sucker in. Unless I see a human penis being completely covered by foreskin, I'm not buying it.
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How do you have sex with a girl
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>>8989996
>that horrible anthro anatomy
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>>8990124

Have her sit her sweaty butt on your face
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>>8989792
NO, do not end it there.

Screw what those beta Anons are saying, Weaver. We want IN
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>>8990051

Dog cocks creep me out though.
They look like some kind of sausage with extremely thin skin and lots of blood-red veins.
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And human mares say that's a good size?
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>>8990157
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>>8990136
Fluttershy pls
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>>8990015
Oh shit, some of those are actually really nice looking, better than some of the human ones I've seem.
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>>8990124
This pony is full of advice
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>>8990136
I would prefer her sweaty, smelly feet
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>>8990136

unf
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>>8990174
is her marecunt literally winking out of her ass and into fluttershy's face?
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You look absolutely exhausted. It's written all over your face, in your eyes...

You should go to bed now. It's best for you.
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>>8990183
How can that pony give sexual advice? She doesn't even have a cutie mark!
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>>8990183
>embargo
Silly pony, that word does not mean what you think it means.
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>>8990194

Like in Alien.
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>>8990162
> that awkward knowledge I could certainly satisfy a mare, if indeed pones scale to horses
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>>8990197
fuck, i still hear it in his voice to this day.

i haven't seen that movie in over 5 years.
>>
What is your favorite pony episode of all the seasons? I will watch whatever is most popular cuz im drunk right now
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>>8989833
>blah blah blah
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>>8990235

Owl's Well That Ends Well
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>>8990202
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>>8990240
> she doesn't care, she's seen plenty of penises 'round 'bout the farm

She is my farming niggah.
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>>8990240
>"... you don't mind at all?"
>"..."
>"..."
>gets in there faster than a rattlesnake running from a mongoose.
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>>8990240
Cannon Ball
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>>8990240

then let's warm it up a little~
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>>8990196
Shows what you know. She doesn't have a cutie mark because she knows everything about everything. And can do everything too. She's a professional pony at being a professional.
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>>8990240
>"... damn it. You know wet manes are my weakness..."
>gets in.
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>>8990190

Me too, anon. Me too.

I wish that dash guy came back
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>>8989995
Nah, I'm sure I know my way around Twist's body, and hopefully she'd correct Ms. Cheerilee on this fact. I'd give her the most rocking orgasm I could in public.

I just hope I won't get docked points or detention for cumming inside.
>>
>>8990240
>>8989792
>ajbathtime4.png
>ajbathtime5.png
whu...where are the first 3?

and why are they not .gifs anymore?
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>>8990240
Fine, fine. Now scoot over and I'll get the scrub-brush.
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>>8990279
>anon proceeds to take a leak in the tub
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>>8990281
woah
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>>8990219
I've seen a video of a man satisfying a pony, so much so that she squirts about a half pint of cream all over him. It's for real.
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>>8990294
Derpibooru has the first 3 posted.

Just search with "artist:The_Weaver"
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>>8990306

D-did he lick it up?
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>>8990293
You're human, so there's not much chance you'll wreck her life if you give her that hot wet salty spunk she's just been craving for months now
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>>8990281
>She's a professional pony at being a professional.
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>>8990293
I just want a girl to hold hands with
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>>8990306
... Hmm.

Well, to be fair I'm 6.5" to 7" depending on my level of arousal, hopefully I wouldn't leave her wanting
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>>8990325
But ponies don't have hands. best you can hope for is to hold onto their mane.
>>
>Nezumi drew Chrysalis

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>8990240
>Anon thinks to himself, "why is she so hot when she talks like that. That mane..."
>Anon gives in. He sits at the edge of the tub with AJ resting her back against his chest.
>Anon prays for no surprise boners to happen.
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>>8990258
>>8990294
I haven't used GIFs since last May
That's 10 months anon
what the heck
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>>8990330
The guy was average, maybe 5-5.5 inches, pretty much any man can satisfy a mini mare
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>>8990281
So she's a tautologist?
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>>8990281
How often does she check her sources then?
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>>8990342
Holy shit that's hot
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>>8990360
>mfw i c whut u did thar
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>>8990381
>>8990342
linklink please
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>>8990352
I'm 5.8 with an upward banana curve, I heard women like that, I don't know if it's true or not, but I'm not worried because I won't be using it any time soon. Would ponies like that?
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>>8990342
Feeling too lazy tonight. Throw a link my way?
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>>8990352
Well I wouldn't fuck an actual real-life horse.

But an imaginary, sentient sapient one?

I mean sure as long as we aren't too close in friendship circles, hookups get really awkward sometimes.
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>>8990342
>not on paheal yet

post link, i hope its horse and not anthro
>>
>>8990398
>>8990404
http://nezumi.kemono.cc/bbs/cgi-bin/wdp/diary.cgi?no=97&continue=on#continue
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>>8990398
>>8990404
It was on the front page of derpibooru.
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>>8990400
>banana curve

applejack wouldn't.
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>>8990400
Not if you mount them like a stallion
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>>8990352
>exaggerated average size

HAH HA you guys. I wish we wouldn't go this route all the time, it's losing its charm.
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>>8990351
Is it odd that I liked how often you used .gifs because that made me not sure which parts were animated and which weren't, so the ones that were animated give me a surprise? (I.E. Sudden Changeling eyes.)
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>>8990342
So..., is Nezumi big in japan or something?
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Don't really know what else to do on this...

NSFW: imgur.com/cKNQWAO
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>>8990444
I like it
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>>8990415
that aint arousing at all
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>>8990423
> that weird feeling when the last time you had to talk up your penis size, you had to put it up to your MacBook - no ruler around

Do you know how awkward it is to describe the your cock as "a little wider than the shift key, and it runs over about half the caps lock if I slap it down on a Macbook 13" Late 2008?"

Thank god she's a Mac girl.
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>>8990444
damn good
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So guys, which other shows do you watch on The Hub? I recently was shocked to discover I'd missed about half a season't worth of Animaniacs on its first run. I get to experience new Animaniacs episodes for the first time!
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>>8990444
The dick is superb but it looks like his hips and legs are really thick.
>>
Night of Pony
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>>8990400
>>8990352
>>8990330
We dick sizes?

Solid 8" and never been kissed
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>>8990430
I'd hope you weren't exaggerating if you said 5 inches. Normally everyone here is always suspiciously 6-7 inches.
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>>8990491
Wow.

Get on OkCupid, Craigslist, SOMETHING. You have a gift to GIVE THE WORLD.
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why would you care about making sure the mini mare is satisfied?
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>>8990465
We can agree to disagree
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>>8990498
Wait, 6.5" to 7" is above average? Since WHEN?
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Alright. Here is the colored coke pony.
And here's the freckled version for Nobody.
http://i.imgur.com/cXz1WYH.png

Sorry I made you wait so long, I suck.
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>>8990500
Aren't women afraid of dicks over 7 inches? Unless they're size queens, that's freakishly large.
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>>8990487
I was trying to make it look like they were spread out, and that his leg is the closest in the foreground.Whoops.
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>>8990502
>artist doesn't think about throwing that guy off

Heh, beta artists.
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>>8990491
heres your chance to become brony famous

like this guy

http://ponymonsterboy.tumblr.com/
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>>8990498
I know, right? It's gotta balance out to 3" median, with 12" outliers to force it up.

Pic related.
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>>8990321
I kind of like Twist, though. It'd be hard to have to see her partner up with others in class (and be partnered with others myself). Does Ms. Cheerilee make exceptions for special someponies?
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>>8990512
/fit/ pls
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>>8990467
You are terrible at describing how big your pretend dick is

I've got no video how big it's supposed to be
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>>8990478
When I was a kid, my mom apparently didn't like me watching Animaniacs for some reason and as such I wasn't allowed to watch it.

I'd probably get the same experience as you if I started now, even though I think I've seen most of the good stuff.
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Applejack's right you guys are really way too concerned about your own equipment
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>>8990523
Some women, yeah. They prefer width more than length.
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>>8990522
She's cute
Freckled version is better
Why is she so sad?
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>>8990522

>frecked version

>for nobody

lies
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>>8990523
I wouldn't know, I'm right at 7". I get as many complaints as I get compliments.

Playboy steered me wrong at age 12, having much above average can be a real bitch.
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>>8990545
i'm sure fluttershy would make you feel better about your size
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>>8990522
>you kiss her
>saccharine aftertaste
>she notices you chug a water later
>doesn't say anything
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>>8990545
I always thought it was a little strange to care about the size of something that you're never gonna use.
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>>8990545
Best response to this dick thread.
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>>8990444

i would crop everything out but the dick and hands.

i cant tell what is going on with that pony body
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>>8990556
Because she's chubby and no one wants to hang out with her.
They'd rather hang out with Coke pony instead.
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>>8990531
>have a large dick
>still manage to be pathetically unfuckable and autistic

Bronies never cease to amaze.
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>>8990542
> implying I'm gonna video my dick
Also be it said the length from the edge of a MacBook 2008 to the Shift is like 6"

The shift key is only about 1.5" across

If the glans is that big, well, it's only very slightly above average

We're not talking 'pretend dick' size
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>>8990570
Unless you're one of those one-inch guys, I thought you should be fine to go with someone who cares about you and not the equipment.
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>>8990570
Geldings live longer by at least a decade average.

Why u keep deathballs, anon?

pic related.
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>>8990522
We should've asked MT or GG to draw her instead.
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>>8990607
> Geldings
Yeah
Yeah no
Also be it said it's only a life-extension technique if you do it before puberty

I'd rather look like a man, thanks
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>>8990601
I knew a guy with a micropenis who was married and had children. I always wondered what the mechanics of that were like.
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>>8990567
These feels
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>>8990625
>those nips
unf
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>>8990619
I guess.
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>>8990625
HAPPY END
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>>8990625
I made her ear way too big
I guess it's cause I ended up redrawing her face to a smaller scale and didn't anchor it properly
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>>8990632
Well, there are strap-ons, extension sleeves, and any semen in the vagina could knock a lady up
Failing that, there's always the turkey baster
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>>8990522
Cute, I love it!
Added some stuff to her, if you don't mind.
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>>8990625
Things are aboru to get pretty awkward
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What's the cutoff "you're fucked" age for being a virgin? 25?
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>you will never sponge-bathe Big Mac's cock
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>>8990659
I thought she looked better without the strip.
She matches regular Coke pony...
But whatever.
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>>8990588
That's bullshit, I exist.
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>>8990625
>>8990651
Well, let's put those hands to use. Soap up, and scrub-a-dub-dub.
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>>8990679
I got fingers too, bud.
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>>8990632
i downloaded a 30gb beach voyeur torrent. theres a lot of dudes with small dicks at nude beaches who have raging erections and just continue talking to groups of girls like nothing is wrong.
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>>8990444
>>8990444
I ask again - is that female or male anon/human?
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>>8990607
Yeah anon, why don't you want to live a depressed and desire-less life?
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>>8990666
There really isn't one, but people start wondering when you hid 30
Like REALLY wondering
Like, it's a little odd if you're over 23 but most anyone worthwhile won't be a dick about it
But if your'e a virgin past 30 people wonder if you're actually gay or straight, what have you
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>>8990666
Anything after that and you risk giving your kids autism. Literally, no joke. Later fatherhood = autism.

Time to adopt your own little Scootaloo, anon, if you want to see kiddie baseball games and soccer instead of chess club and AV/IT club.
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>>8990679
>>8990651
Can our hand slide accidentaly? yes, donwthere
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>>8990360
>>8990367
Why do you have to be so difficult anon.
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>>8990698
See: >>8987679
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>>8990704
Hmm.

> that feel when 23
> and raging impregnation fetishism
> but careers not aligning with girlfriend
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>>8990714
I would ask a pretty tauntologist for advice
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I really like the headcanon that the cakes are cheating on each other
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>>8990632
I just wonder how morbidly obese women get pregnant

I mean, if they're fucking a dude with just a massive dick or something, but these chicks with these giant shelves of blubber extending below their knees just confuse the hell out of me.
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>>8990714
>she thinks its about bullying
>becomes a false bravado fake bully
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>>8990716
That's fucking gay.
Draw Rarity.
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>>8990704
>Single man
>Adoption

Why do you have to be cruel and say that
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>>8990737
I would never a morbidly obese
Borderline or obese, yeah
I'm all about chub to chub+
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>>8990729
I really hate that headcanon. I get off so many feels with trulove Cakes.

I claim Discord is responsible for tribe shenanigans.
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I also drawed a Cheerilee for yous guyses
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>>8990737
And they always end up having two kids or some shit.
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>>8990704
No wonder. My mom had 3 kids and each one was more fucked up than the last. I feel bad, because they'd have had a pretty decent marriage if their kids weren't all fucked up. I wouldn't want to have a kid, I've got too many genetic disorders to pass on. I don't want to give some poor kid marfan syndrome, dyspraxia, predisposition to substance abuse, degenerative myopia, and sleep apnea.

I personally think it's selfish to have children if you have a lot of things wrong with you, don't make a child have to go through life like that.
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>>8990729
I like the headcanon that mrs cake is cheating on mr cake with mr cake
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>>8990729
I prefer this one.
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>>8990750
Who wouldn't want to be a single dad?

Hold on a moment, I saw Rip-It Roger last week. Let me reset my brainpan.

*pow*

Okay, what have I been typin-- yeesh! Never mind, anon.
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>>8990783
I like the headcanon that mr cake is a massive fag
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>>8990784
> cheating roleplay
Oh yes

OHHH YESSS
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>>8990750
It's trendy to get a kid from 3rd world countries.
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>>8990783
>>8990784

HOW
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>>8990677
Oh. Well. Just don't feed her mentos.
>>8990659
I don't like that. Looks too gaudy.
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>>8990773
I would learn orbital calculus nonsexually from that pony. At night. At night school.
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>>8990783
>>8990783
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>>8990797
You can be a married man and still love to take cocks up the ass, it's more common than people think.
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>>8990795
It's not a matter of wanting to
American agencies don't often allow adoptions for single men
It's considered better to have good ole mommy and daddy (or mom-and-mom, dad-and-dad) two-parent households.

Nevermind a single parent would only have one set of neurosis to fuck a kid up
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the cakes do nothing for me.

my head canon is SA is gay with twilights dad

twilight likes to watch
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>>8990797
Brae pls
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>>8990714
>tauntology
That's adorable. I can't stop myself from pinching your cheeks this is so cute.
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>>8990807
We've both seen the same glitter glue comic before.
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>>8990714
>>8990281
>>8990183
Can we seduce this pone?
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>>8990808
Just put your tripcode on you shit
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>>8990834
No
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>>8990823
My headcanon is everyone is fucking straight.
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>>8990808
But it fits that she looks gaudy. All her girlfriends are talking about how guys are so shallow they only like good looks (and it makes her feel so much worse when they say that).
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>>8990842
But what about the gay ones?
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>>8990823
My headcanon is Apple Bloom is actually Braeburn's daughter He doesn't know
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>>8990851
More than cousins
More than kissin'
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>>8990823
SA's wife is too pretty for him to be a fag. She's got a beautiful voice, she's magic, and she's a princess. What more could you want?
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>>8990842
I agree. I also must sleep now or risk falling asleep while commuting tomorrow.

Fuck daylight saving time.
>>
Did I ever told you guys I talked to this super famous tumblr artist?
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>>8990784
I just got the best idea. Come home in a cheesy costume pretending to be someone else to surprise your wife. Once the two of you get dwon to business have you twin brother, dressed like you normally dress, walk into the room and strat freaking out.
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>>8990196
Just because she isn't menstruating yet doesn't mean she isn't a giant slut
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>>8990862
>bisexuals don't exist
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>>8990865
Why would you want to be me?
I don't even want to be me.
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>>8990869
> pre-minarche women CAN be sexually aggressive
God don't I know it
>>
Excuse me, assholes, have you seen the BronyDoc Faust interview thread anywhere?
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>>8990862
>you will never plow that beautiful alicorn princess till she's drooling all over the floor and her legs are too wobbly to walk
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>>8990882
Usually married men that fuck around on the side have ugly wives.
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>>8990900
That's why we have a catalog, dipshit.

Use it.
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>>8990906
> look at photo of girlfriend
Oh ... oh dear.
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>>8990862
>Cadance's love magic keeps everyone in Equestria cisgendered
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>>8990903
I love her so much, I want to kill myself so I can go to Equestria and learn what having a happy life is like
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>>8990664
>Things are about to get pretty awkward
>>
1-9 Keep Drawing
0 Sleep
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>>8990891
unf
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>>8990843
But Diet Coke doesn't have a red stripe. It only has red text. Regular Coke Pony doesn't have a silver stripe.
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>>8990928
>Here, you hold the sheath back and I'll get the washcloth in there, this is a two person job
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>>8990900
There is nothing new there, all the parts are here. only these 4 mp3 files
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>>8990916
Anon, you can be me all you want.
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>>8990928
>threesome with the Apples
UNF
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>>8990926
>we will reach artificial immortality during our lifetime
>none of us will die
>none of us will find out that you actually do go to equestria once you die
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>>8990930
Noooooooooooooooooo
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>>8990906
cadence is too busy running the crystal kingdom. SA goes months without getting any horse sex from her
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>>8990928
>there's not actually room for one more in there
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>>8990962
It's all business with them. A quick rut or a hoofjob and it's back to work, love has no place in the workplace.
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>>8990938
No pedo. I just remember how many junior high girls took pride in being the first to suck their boyfriend, whether he really wanted or not
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>>8990928
So... Mac up front, AJ in the middle, and us in the back?
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>>8990966
I wish this was true
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>>8990969
>>8990930
Fuuuck the rules, I'm my own man
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>>8990926
We have actual cadancefags apart from Reu in here?
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>>8990930
Hahaha oh boy.
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>>8990985
>So... Mac up front, AJ in the middle, and us in the back?
you wish
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>>8990970
That's a pretty weak excuse. The average Anon in here probably has even fewer sex and you don't see him fucking around!
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>>8991003
let's get this train rollin'!
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>>8990928
Squeeze over, I guess
What are you going to do, tell him we want to be alone naked with his sister?
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>>8990981
Yeah. A lot of girls in my grade disappeared when they got pregnant.
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>>8990989
Which part? The being trapped on this planet for all of eternity instead of going to equestria part?
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>>8990991
She's pretty, I love her voice, she's probably my favorite character besides Twilight.
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>>8990977
I'm pretty sure they take more time when there's slightly less work round the farm in the wintertime
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>>8990491
>Solid 8" and never been kissed

>not 8.5"
Step it up anon
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>>8991023
And Britt McKillip is fucking smoking.
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>>8991012
CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
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>>8991020
>trapped on this planet
Fuck that noise
i'm taking my endless life and going to space

Even years of sitting in a ship doing nothing while it travels is more productive than sitting here doing nothing while nothing happens
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>>8991023
http://i.imgur.com/RclrMMm.png
Stupid image limit
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>>8991047
Just googled her, she really is beautiful. I want Cadance to be my wife.
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>>8991069
We'll blow each other up way before we can go to Equestria
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>>8991090
>We'll blow each other
Will you faggots just fuck already
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>>8991070
I love this script
I love myself who came up with this idea
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>>8991042
I'm sure that if I had that extra quarter of an inch everyone would be all over me
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>>8991003
;_;
Can't you at least afford some modicum of male pride?
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>>8991095
If we do make it, I better not have a heart attack before I get to have tender, consensual sex with Twilight.
>>
darn image limit~
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>>8991110
An autist with a big cock is still an autist
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>>8991133
>that feel

FRESH HORSE WHEN
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>>8991134
Lets see some big cocks, MLPG
Post em
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>>8991133
Use imgur
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>>8991147
5 inches of steel, boy
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>>8991159
Show me
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>>8990784
my favorite part of these kinds of things is that they are actually rather tragic
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>>8991183
>>8991183
New pank
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>>8991153
http://i.imgur.com/aDtFjos.png
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>>8991116
>Can't you at least afford some modicum of male pride?
what exactly are you asking for
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>>8991203
>>8991203
YES YES
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>>8991214
I'm asking for Anon not to get MAc up his butt by accident.
Or on purpose.
Or get compared to him.
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>>8991203
http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/4chanimgur.user.js
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>>8991245
or anon up Big Mac either



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