I want to impregnate Princess Celestia.

>>8963208
But night time has like a billion suns

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>you will never be cuddled by a giant muscular pony

>>8963247
>you will never be cuddled by a giant muscular woman

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Why is she so purple /co/?

>>8963247
>>8963256

>you will never feel their enormous package prod your butt

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>>8963259
Why is she so badonk, /co/?

>>8963274
unf

>>8963274
>twilight_sparkle_designed_by_mangneto.jpg

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alright well i redrew it basically

>>8963259
she is perfect

she is literally bouncy and floating atop that pillow because chances are she is less or equal to the weight of that cushion itself, what with her marble-y marshmallow candy-coated body structure

why is she so perfect

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best ______ship

>>8963294

I wish I could offer constructive advice. Looks nice man.

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Dear Dr. MLPG,

Fix my head.
Thank you for your time.

Love, crepe

>>8963335
But I just got done breaking it!

>>8963335
Nice. Now draw ponies!

Chandelure pls go.

>>8963339

unf

>>8963339
I don't think this is a recent thing.
How long have you been stalking me?
>>8963344
I didn't draw that. It's a character from GG's Dungeon Denizen quest from a few years ago.

>>8963370
I'm glad it's not entirely weekend thread in here..

>>8963377
I thought you meant from the ded horse

>>8963370
If god didn't want us to fuck animals, he wouldn't give us all corresponding genitals.

Also, god doesn't exist.

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>tfw 29


>>8963343
>Basically the way everything was set up, production was, was a big boon doggle and it made it challenging to do anything?
No, not.. exactly? I think it was a mistake to try to explain, I'm not good at it, especially when I should be in bed by now because sleepy as fuck.

>>8963394
Even if it was all the guy, look at that fuck load. I've never busted one like that.

>>8963294

What is happening here Mew? Did she fall out of bed?

>>8963389
Oh, please. What sort of self-respecting internet dweller gets upset by reading someone's rat girl odor wankfest?

Pffft, lightweight.

>>8963425
Whew, I'm glad.

Now draw some Hot Beef!

>>8963443
Nah, you'll have to get someone else to draw your gay zebras for you.

>>8963425
Apparently, plenty. It seems to get brought up every time corwin posts.

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anyone got a link for the bronycon documentary? preferably watch online

>>8963430
Maybe it was just that nice to bust in horse pussy.

Just an idea.

>>8963456
I could see it being offputting for some people, considering ratgirl discussion doesn't really have anything to do with My Little Pony, but I don't think it'd actually really bug someone personally.

Then again most people bringing it up are probably just being dicks anyways.

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>>8963438
Sauce, please?

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>>8963456
I wish he drew more things that weren't rat girls.

>>8963413
Link? I want to see how far above 35 I am

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For anybody who cares, the Bonbon thing is still going on in the ded horse.

>>8963493
>>8961359

>>8963504
I care, RacisBonQuest is gettin' good.

>>8963294
Very nice. Only thing that may need work is the wall at the back. (and maybe the distances between the floorboards at the far left
) You gotta color it? It is going to look great when colored.

RIP in peace, MLPG.

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>>8963489
>>8963438
C'mon, please!!

>>8963571
Everyone's taking the autism test.

>tfw actually downloaded those pink pussy vids on rs and like them

Mares in heat are juicy, oh my god

>>8963567
i was planning on coloring tomorrow

yeah, the back wall is a mess ill fix in rendering

as far as the boards go, they're basically just perspective place holders , but ill be sure to keep that in mind

>>8963510

I scored 18 and Applejack is my current favorite pony.

ded thred confessions time

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>>8963486
this is a thing?
really?

DORKS

>>8963572
http://i.imgur.com/hC6Sqmu.png

>>8963601

I'm not a little girl

in exactly 197 posts I'm gona post the most intense bait.

even this warning won't stop it from catching so many people it derails the next three generals.

>>8963601

I...
I like ponies.

>>8963294
Yeah, it looks better this way.

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>>8963609
better start now

>>8963601
i wish I could make this fandom unhappen.

Like go back in time and get hasbro to make the show more like the older gen of ponies. The ones no one likes

>>8963601
I want to impregnate Octavia, Flitter, and Lyra.
Pony and humanized.

>>8963601
I genuinely enjoy bestiality and would actually have sex with a mare. Preferably a mini mare or shetland pony because they're tighter. I fantasize it all the time and I'm saving up money in a savings account for farmland so I can fuck my mares in peace.

Mare porn is pretty much all I watch now, I love everything about it, the squelching sound when they wink, the puffy vag, the squeezing and clenching, the squirting, fucking everything.

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>>8963630
>want to be a little girl
>not be a filly

Its like you do not want to live in a colorful world.

>>8963582
now imagine your favorite cartoon ponies like that

would you wrestle with the little fillies in a way that is kinda inappropriate but not so much that anyone feels comfortable directly calling you out.

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>>8963597
Oh yea, the supports at the end of the bed is wonky. That's why I keep getting a feeling that there is something wrong with it.

Can't wait for the colored version. I will be very interested in how you handle the rim-lights. Good luck.

>>8963058
>>8963089
>>8963111
>>8963175
>>8963113

This is one messed up pony. But fine, you aren't going to be played. "Okay Bonbon, I won't." You leave the table without seeing her reaction and return to your chore. As you take your time doing the remaining dishes, humming a tune from Earth, you remember the left overs. Looking to where they are, you see Bonbon hasn't moved a hoof from her spot. She's just looking at you. When she notices you seeing her, she brings her eyebrows down again. Picking up the remaining food, along with eating the one she swatted, you bring the plate in front of her. She looks down at it. After some time, you notice she's shaking slightly. Taking her silence as a sign of not wanting... the food that is... you go to the trash and toss it. Being the smooth man you are, you glace at her backside. Bonbon's head hasn't moved from the lowered position, staring at the floor. Her marehood winks as a fluid strand leaves her body onto the ground and her hips gyrate forward slightly. When they return, you can hear a huff of air leave that snout. Returning to the sink, you wash the last dish and place it in the rack.

What do?

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>>8963607
Thanks!
I thought that it was part of a longer comic/animation for this

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>>8963676
Our size would usually crush the filly though.

>>8963676
No, but I'd tickle their bellies and make them giggle and laugh before scuffling their mane and playing a game.

>>8963676
Nah, I'd rather have sex with them.

>>8963676

>playing video games with the CMC
>lose
>throw controller down and call them cheating bitches

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>>8963676

I would only wrestle a luchapone

>>8963641
I would be in heaven if I could have that. In my version of heaven, there's marshmallow ponies in heat dripping marecream everywhere wanting to suck and fuck every human cock they see with primal lust, no inhibitions. I dreamt that Berry was licking my frenulum and woke up with my pants full of fresh load. It felt really good other than the jizzing my pants thing.

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>>8963693
>Oh! We could paint together, we could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, pillow fight

These fillies are so full of sugar!

>>8963704
>watch cartoons with the CMC
>They fall asleep
>what do

>>8963720

Cuddle

>>8963720

>peek under skirt

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>>8963710
that tongue can do things that would bring tears to a grown man's eyes

>>8963710
Fuck you. All I dream about lately is drawing. ;_;

>>8963716
>you will never be a filly's favorite 'uncle'

>>8963720
>rape

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>>8963720
I would place a blanket on them as they sleep. Alternately, carry them to their bed and tuck them in.

>>8963727
>>8963720
>>8963704
i want a baby sitting CMC game now

>>8963731
>you will never be a filly's "favorite" "uncle"

>>8963731

>you will never take the CMC to the shooting range
>scootaloo will never get a bullseye cutie mark

>>8963710
>sex in this Equestria is like holding a door for someone or saying gesundheit after a sneeze

>>8963727
>now you got a hard on
>jerk off a little
>leave them alone

>>8963686
Walk up to her and whisper in her ear. Call her a dirty little pony and tease the crap out of her, then put your hands on her shoulders and see how she reacts.

>>8963682
i set up my own perspective grid and i got something different than that, so i think the problem is im too messy frankly lazy

>>8963716
i'd teach a filly body painting.

>>8963730
I rarely ever remember my dreams. I'm trying to train myself to lucid dream so I can fulfill my sexual marshmallow pony fantasies.

>>8963716
>>8963693
>>8963676
>>8963720
>>8963724
>>8963727
>>8963731
>>8963746
>>8963753
>>8963745
We're that really lonely kind of pedophile, aren't we? Not the harmful kind just the sad kind.

>>8963767

Most of us are poking fun at things, actually

>>8963755

WOW DAN YOU WENT FROM COY TO STRAIGHT UP SEX

>>8963767
I don't want to fuck them, just make them smile and laugh

>>8963767
>tfw you would love to get naked and cuddle the cmc completely nonsexually.

>>8963782
>>8963774
>responding
>especially to a shitposter

>>8963782
Pinkie pls go

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>>8963778
ITS TIME

>implying good brostep doesn't exist

>>8963766
I mentioned this before, but I managed to semi-lucid dream the other day. I conjured Pinkie Pie and actually started to hump her from behind, but midway through she turned into a full-sized bear woman. I just kept at it and sucked on her back fur while she growled. I woke up with a boner and confused feelings.

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>>8963746
Know their luck, they might not get a cutiemark that way, but I bet you can teach them to shoot a bow.

>>8963791
I think you need to reread the chubby pone greentext and get it out of your system.

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>>8963784
I'm responding to you faget, what now?

>>8963791

AW YEA GURL

>>8963766
I had one where Twilight used some kind of spell to make me ultra sensitive to touch. She kept tickling me with a feather and it felt like I was being electrocuted, but in a good way. And then she used it on my dick and I came. Only a little bit of jizz actually came out, I woke up just as I started to blow.

>>8963783
>the cmc get frustrated from lack of sexually.
>uncle anon to moralfaggy/beta to do even some halfassed molestation

being filly is suffering'

>>8963802

No way man, I've seen enough cartoons to know I'd be taking an arrow to the ass if I did that

>>8963774
speaking for a group eh?
>>8963783
>>8963782

>>8963784
Who the fuck are you?

>>8963811
>you will never be tied down and used by fillies

>>8963815

Where'd you go so bad, Charles?

odds: draw >fanart
even: write >fanfiction

>>8963796
>listening to music

>>8963822
he bit a boys finger

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>>8963791

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>>8963814
Ah, you ganna love cartoon logic in that. They would shot an arrow, bounce all over the place, and somehow hit you.

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>>8963804
It was okay at first, then it just got weird.

>>8963784
>Slashy posts
>cool
>mansonfag posts
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8963830
>that feel when no chubby pony chubby to fondle while spooning

what if pony was up till six am shit posting on a fucking my little pony 4chan thread oh my god what am i doingwith my life aaaaaaaaaaaaa

rarity needs your help

>>8963822
>>8963828
You know, just because I like you guys so much, how would you like a color or... whatnot?

>>8963830
>>8963835
u wot

>>8963815
>Who the fuck are you?
Better question, why do you still use that name? Why the fuck can't you just be Anonymous? Your name is just a past of shitty posting from all the time you were here. Hell, I would not be surprise you were the same person that call out RumbleXScootaloo as pedo while you were anon.

>>8963294
i'm late to this post but i just wanted to say
mew
ur a faget
:3

>>8963845

Did she get a a diamond dog's knot suck in her mouth again?

>>8963848
Morning already?

does it actually feel good to have a girl touch your penis

>>8963814
What if people more consistently tried to keep cartoonyness in their weird greentext and other forms of stories and art drawing fantasies and strange roleplaying what ifs

>>8963848
Just give it up. If I were going to stop using my trip I would have done so back when it would of meant something. I'm too far gone. I'm here and I always will be and now I'm contributing so what would you like done friend?

>>8963836
At least Slashy has a past where he does something and trying to make a pony topic every now and then. Charlie keep saying he would not post manson and yet he does.

>>8963854
darf do a magical edging fic with Twilight/Rarity pls with lots of dirty talking

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This thread is terrible.

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>>8963854
darf
Your Twilestia fic is super unf

>>8963864
lonely faggot contributes
slashy dont

>>8963856
>oral knotting

U-UNF

>>8963859
i once had my dog lick my penis and it felt good so yes i assume it is

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>>8963854

>>8963846
You can color as anon, you know?

>>8963862
Or how about getting a new name so it does not connect it your crappy past when you were shit posting and admitted? You cannot expect forgiveness that fast, even if you try to "contribute" as an excuse.

what if /mlp/ was forced anon and also the memory of all the names of people were erased magically so you can stop bringing them up

>>8963859

No, it's pretty fucking awkward unless she's giving you a handjob or focusing on it.

Otherwise they handle it too roughly.

>>8963871
i'm glad
i wish people would stop voting on it though

>>8963867
mite b cool
can you sell me on it?

>you will never fall asleep in a big cuddle pile with the CMC after a night of innocent fun and games
>you will never wake up to feel yourself spooning your favorite filly
>you will never ponder the warm, comfortable sensation of your slowly stiffening erection nestled perfectly against her plush bottom
>you will never quietly peel down her pajamas and proceed to covertly hotdog between her cheeks
>you will never slip and rub your head tortuously over her virgin lips
>you will never blow your massive load into her panties
>you will never pull up her messy bottoms back up on her and tuck yourself away before going back to sleep, holding her a little tighter than before

>>8963889

>not liking having your package handled roughly

>>8963888
tumblr would still exist

>>8963887
>You cannot expect forgiveness that fast
I don't expect forgiveness at all. Just treat me like your little bitch and make me do something.

>>8963903
oh yeah

for my second wish please destory tumblr and redit too.

>>8963905
Or how about you remove your name or change? How about that?

>>8963870
Pinkie, pls. Sing us a song.

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>>8963757
Oh yea, if you are not already using it, there is a perspective grid generator in Photoshop (under Filters). It really makes perspective a breeze.

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>>8963905

color this

>>8963916
dat hair
unf

>>8963905
not even sure how fucked up you are but how fucked up am I for not filtering you?

>>8963913
oh my god please just go away your anon I can't filter you just shut up stop posting get your fuck up brain problems away

>>8963920

nigga

>>8963920
Hey darf, did you see the Edith thing?

>>8963916
Absolutely.

>>8963931
no
what's an edith?

>>8963935
Edith Massey I'm assuming.

>>8963914
seriously

WOW

FUCK

whats it called

http://i.imgur.com/2w6smXu.jpg

PFFFFFFFT

>>8963932
Please remove your name.

>>8963935
The rat girl corwin drew.

>>8963892
uh

Have Twilight read a book about dirty talking, but then have her get good at it while making the victim squirm and leak like a broken hose. Then she can make fun of how hard he is/berate him on his pathetic volume of semen. Or have her go for hours and then get turned on by how much he cums

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Rarity needs your help

>>8963939
vanquishing point, but that's not really meant for that. You can move layers and images and shit into it and it helps you align it to surfaces when photo editing.

>>8963939
mew, no magic trick in photoshop is going to help you stop being terrible at art

>>8963938
?

>>8963944
i'm really liking the initial premise, but not the second bit. can you spin it a little bit?

>>8963940

>tfw you'd bust like 10 nuts to this in an hour if it weren't so poorly drawn

JESUS FUCK WHY CAN'T GOOD ARTISTS DO THIS SHIT

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>>8963945

No she doesn't

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>>8963940

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>>8963945
She doesn't look like she needs help.

>>8963945
She wants you to clean her garage~

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>>8963653

Rainbow pone is the best horse.

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Pinkie Pie is in trouble

>>8963943
>telling fag
we morning thred

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Do you like her wings?

>>8963935
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8954027.html#p8958820

>>8963964

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWt_1a2HIMI

>>8963686
>>8963576
>>8963755

She obviously isn't leaving. Not without you telling her to. Drying your hands for a second time, you look over your shoulder. "Hey, you okay?" Poor Bonbon is staring at that spot on the kitchen tile while a puddle is forming under her, becoming larger as she shivers another drip. For the first time, you feel sorry for her. She must be embarrassed beyond belief. Kneeling beside her, maybe feigning worry, you place the back of your hand upon her forehead. As it touches, she tries to inch back during another shake.

"D-don't touch me you glorified mon-monkey..." Her cheeks now red as part of her mane and mouth slightly ajar fighting for air.

"You're warm... might be getting sick."

"The only th-thing I'm sick of is," gasp, "you."

Placing a hand on each of her shoulders, she rocks forward and back again. Bringing your mouth close to her ear, you whisper, "It's okay to want it..." A sound similar to a half moan and pant leaves her. "Dirty little pony, just ask..."

"You're the filth... I will never give myself to... to such an ape like beast..." Those ice colored eyes still on that square, one of her forelegs gives. Catching, you return her back to an almost standing position.

What do?

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>>8963975

>>8963952
ah. Well, i'll play with it at least, though I KNOW there are perspective grid programs for windows at least
>>8963953
fuck you go learn to write you hack

>>8963612
You better deliver faggot

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>>8963975
Somewhat. I kind of feel sorry for all the artists that are Twilightfag that has to draw those wings now.

BRN NRH NRH NRH NRH NRH NRH NRH

>>8963995
Noone really cares though, if they want to draw her without they just do so.

>>8963996
alarmpone pls

snooze

>>8963953
Maybe have her go on a power trip and experiment with all kinds of different techniques to keep him right on edge and wimpering. Or have her read his mind and figure out his strongest fantasies and whisper detailed scenarios into his ear in a sultry voice to watch him writhe. Emphasize on pressure building, and then the final explosive release. It'd be nice to see Twilight in a dom position for once. The victim should probably be a strong male character like Mac, Blueblood, etc.

>>8964013

zzzzzzzz

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So check it, I think I gotta scenario for this Sweetie-Hoity thing

Rarity glares at Hoity for pulling out a second straw to put into Sweetie's milkshake. Sweetie Belle herself just looks puzzled.

>>8964017
>Blueblood
>Strong male
>Not a pansy faggot

>>8964017
i think you're going in the wrong direction. twilight doesn't seem like a domme to me at all, under any circumstance. i can see her getting a little giddy with the power... maybe courting one or two suitors with it... or having it eventually break out into her normal speech until she embarrasses herself in public and there's a wacky, hilarious ending?

something more along those lines. i wanna write something slightly cheerful.

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>>8964028

>>8964028
Do it
SWEETIE BELLE IN A PEA COAT WHEN

headcanon: despite all our art and fapfics featuring otherwise, ponies hooves are actually almost useless for sexual stimulation, either of themselves or each other.

>>8964013
>>8964019
>Its that special day for alarmpony to change her time for Daylight Saving
>"But I don't want to be an hour older! That is one hour less time spending with you!

>>8964041

d'aww

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>>8963984
Feign having your feelings hurt, then lean in and breath on her neck.
"It doesn't seem like you have much of a choice"

then nibble that neck.

>>8964038
That's what makes the most sense

>>8964041
>you try to explain that she'll get it back in the fall
>she just pouts and scrunches at you

>>8964048
>Twilight is relieved that at least Bon Bon is still normal

>>8964034
Spaghetti has to be involved at some point, that's just in Twilight's nature. She'd probably try to half-heartedly dom but fuck up by being too nice or getting embarrassed. Maybe some experimental sex magic from ancient textbooks, like something that makes you feel like your whole body is being licked by thousands of tongues

>>8964034

>you're taking commissions

HOLY SHIT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THAT?

MAAAAAN

Has Ross been here tonight?
>tfw will never color for artbando

>>8964056
i could take this away from the dirty talking bit and just go full twilight tries sexual experimentation
the dirty talking one is fun though
because i do so much of that anyway

i'll try to ponder on this

>>8964063
i started like a week ago and haven't opened them yet
i need to finish this stupid pinkie story first

>>8964064

you fuckin blind m80

>>8964050
it would also mean non-unicorns would have to rely on toys or other ponies to get off and that oral would be the first step of sexual intimacy with no handjob/fingering step before it.

So, how many parts are there to the faust interview that people were talking about in the old horse? I've got three parts, but that's not all of it. Where was it all posted?

>>8964013
>You'll never have an alarm pone
>When you bought her she used to sit on your bedside table right next to phone pone
>You got to know her as time went by

>Now she sleeps on your pillow
>Instead of making a noise like her factory taught her she nudges your face
>She also goes and wakes up phone pone and reads out any missed messages to you
>That's if phone pone doesn't tell her to fuck off and give her 10 minutes more charge

>>8964072
Where's that Derpy gif?

So for the most part, Sufjan Stevens isn't trying to make sense with his lyrics right?

or am I too low brow for this shit?

>>8964037

Soon

>>8964073
The 3 parts are like 2 hours, that's not all of it? I'm around half of it atm.

>>8964070
sheeeit, my internet cut off before I posted that.

Ross is alive!

Will still never color for artbando

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>>8964084

>>8964064

What do you need, right here.

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pinkie is a very dumb horse

>>8964066
>other things i like:
– thought-provoking prose
– earnest, beautiful poetry

have you seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltun92DfnPY ?

>>8964100
no, but i love shane koyczan so goddamn much. Move Pen, Move gets me bawling every time

fuck

don't make me listen to it
i was trying to cheer up

>>8964087
Afraid not. Part three cuts off mid sentence for me.

>>8964091
My internet got cut off for ~5 mins when I tried posting that. I just reloaded the thread and finished posting it, not knowing that Ross had just posted awesome new concept art. What a surprise for me.

>>8964080
It was Derpy getting her rump licked by some OC

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>>8964122
Must I do everything for you

>tfw most writes who write legitimately good fics are virgins

that must suck being able to describe sex so well while lacking actual experience of any kind

>>8964138
i think having experience is worse
because i haven't gotten laid since i started writing
so now i wonder if the made up shit i think about is better than real sex ever was
not a good feel

>>8964147
was it consensual

>>8964156
most of the time

>>8964052
>you try to reason with alarmpony
>you explain alarmpony she can get an extra hour with you in Novemeber to play with
>she still pout, unsatisfied
>you told her maybe you can bring her to work with you for a week
>her expression change rapidly and she nodded
>alarm pony position herself so you can change the time
>you pinch her cutiemark with one and and you fiddle her ear with other
>you gently flick her ear to change a couple minutes forward
>the time was change and alarmpony hopping up and down
>"Now bring me to work with you!"
>Well, at least you have some company while you work

>>8964158
I'll be 21 soon so I'm hoping I can get laid by being drunk 24/7, which I do most of the time anyways

>>8963984
>>8964048

"Bonbon, I'm hurt... here I am offering, and you don't want it." As you raise her head up, you can tell she is letting you hold it's weight. Looking into her, eyes glassy, eyebrows from a furrow to a more pleading expression.

"Bad... human... guy..." Her lack of insults is sort of adorable. "Don't t-take me. Don't ruin my body..." Panting heavier trying to focus, but it doesn't work. She slumps down and to the side with a thud. Her head now lays upon your knee, but eyes shut tight. Through the tears, she whimpers, "Don't r-rape meee..."

"Well..." saying in a superior manner, starting to get into this role as you're now noticing your erection is being panted on. Leaning over her ear, you exhale onto her neck. "It doesn't seem like you have a choice." Biting down a little behind her ear, she cries out a moan and her pelvis shivers.

What do?

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>>8963965
Twilight is best pony.

>>8964205
MAXIMUM AUTISM ENGAGED!

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>>8964182
Are you a girl?
Then yes

Are you gay?
Then maybe

Are you a hetero male?
Then no

>>8963601
I don't care about responding late to posts except when it's drama, that shit's nasty.

>>8964231
There's always escorts, I guess

>>8964182
21 here, don't worry about it. I'm drunk a lot and i've fucked a few girls this year including one that my gf fucked afterwards and then we both did stuff with. being dtunk is the way to go. im drunk right now. of course being a virgin doesnt help as to get yourself drunk laid you need to have some confidence with sexual situations.

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>>8964199
It's happening
Make her take your pants off let her take a look at what she's done to you.

>>8964131
>you will never do this to a pony

>>8964249
Why do you bother to make up stories on this of all boards to bolster your self esteem?

>>8964272
Hey man...
Have I already told you that my dick is 21 inches long?

>>8964272
Because MLPG is full of very sad people

>>8964272
want a timestamped beer and woman?

>>8964286
If Terse did it, why can't you?

>>8964281
>That guy that made like 20 posts about his 11 inch dick
The internet is a curious place

EVERYTHING IS BAIT

>>8964286
Microwave, it's okay. You travel everywhere and make us laugh with your disgusted face.
You have nothing to prove to us.

>>8964303
Rainbow calm down. get some sleep.

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>>8964303

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>>8964286
Maybe

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How hard of a job would being a guard pony be?

>>8964323

rock hard

>>8964323

copper hard

>>8964323
Grade A American Made Steel hard

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>>8964323

>that feel when no flutterpone to hug in bed

>>8964323

Pretty easy

all you do is stand around, right?

>>8964349

>tfw no anything to hug in bed

my cat bites my arms

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Apples

>>8964346
I just love the second last panel so goddamn much

>>8964355

>if it's drawn, it's correct

>>8964359
>not having two body pillows
It's the only thing tying your waifu's conciseness to this plane

>>8964365
That's not really that funny.

>>8964382
why would I need two body pillows though?

>>8964365
Pffthahaha.

>>8964370
It doesn't have to be correct though. After all, it's not a political cartoon. Zing!

>>8964382

Cuddling pillows is never enough, and never feels right

except for one time I couldn't stop pretending it was Spike...

>>8964385
I just like Applebloom's face

>>8964382
>tying your waifu's conciseness to this plane
Go back to /x/ and take the tulpa general with you

>>8964400
Super homo.

>>8964400
Heating pad inside. Try it next time!

>>8964390
>>8964400
Turn over to one side
Cuddle
Turn over to the other side
Cuddle
Repeat

>>8964410

Haha, you haven't even heard the dream that transpired yet

>>8964411

I think I'd hate myself too much at that point

>>8964415
Just tell yourself it's because you're cold, and put a hot bottle of water in it.

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Requesting photo of humanized fluttershy with photo finish pushing her out onto stage. Fairly sure I saw it on the general.

>>8964321
The way Texanon's right arm is curving to rest on Celestia is bugging me.

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What in the hell?

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>>8964428
Don't have it
Here's some Thickity instead

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>you will never do that one thing that you really want to do

>>8964199
>>8964253

You wonder if you can make her admit to this. Releasing her neck from your bite, you gently say into her ear, "C'mon Bonbon, just tell me you want it." At this point, the revenge taste too sweet.

"I... I don't want... it..." she says into your crotch, "I'm fine... stop touching me with that diseased gullet..." By now, she is in an almost fetal position since she can thrust any further, smeared her flank through the puddle she made earlier.

"Tell me, what did Lyra says about the sex." You've been wanting to know since the beginning.

"I'm not... not saying..." Well, maybe you need to turn this up a notch. Grabbing a handful of her mane, you tug a bit. This causes the poor mare to exhale so fast that she can't properly moan nor cry. Her inhale causes the hooves to move. "She said..." another fit of breathing, "that you... are more attentive than a colt could ever hope... that you did things she never knew was possible..."

"Bonbon, take of my pants." She doesn't move. So you move her. Pulling the mane, you position her mouth over the tab. Eventually, she bites and tugs it open. As your boner throbs under the boxers, you tell her, "Look at what you did..."

She stares at it. "...it's disgusting."

What do?

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>>8964513
she's dead?

>>8964452
I think he's just stopped caring now.

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>>8964524
>you will never learn to be a great cook, play guitar, speak spanish, french, latin, german, japanese, and english, draw well, animate, and be a voice actor
I think I might have too much on my plate.

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>>8964548
She didn't make it, Anon. I'm sorry.

>>8964555
Yeah, he said as much when he was here earlier.

>>8964559
But she is an immortal goddess. She cannot die.

>>8964559
HA
JOKE'S ON YOU. THAT'S HER IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER. THE REAL TWILIGHT HAS WINGS NOW

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>>8964540
>"...it's disgusting."
Well fuck you too BonButt

Smoosh her face in it, make her take in the scent.
Berate her for doing such a thing to you, its hopeless now BonBon, you cant stop it.

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>>8964579
No look again, I swear she's ded.

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>>8964558
>that feel
Jack of all trades, master of none

>>8964566
It'll be ironic if his new positive attitude just leads to artistic stagnation and more weird "it's just my style" OCs.

A true true friend