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Topic: What do you think each pony would be doing late at night?
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>>8958466
That's some weird pic for the Linkboard...
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>rape
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>>8958438

So what is the best way to troll you guys?
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I'll just leave this here.
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i hate this thread already
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>>8958503
call them bronies
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>Spending my saturday evening with dukes of hazard

aww yiss
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>>8958434
How could you hurt my feelings like that
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What if Bonbon seethed with jealousy every time you hung around with Lyra.

Not because you were taking Lyra away, but because she was hogging all your attention.
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>>8958503
post smut
the worst is when people post smut that's never been on the internet before
we get troled so hard for that stuff
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>8958535
Nah go with things like:
Ross > Tess
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Which Stallion is the most edgy?
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>>8958551
I like vore but pony vore sucks.
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>>8958503
be an artist and produce quality content.
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>>8958522
I was referring to an Anon/Bon Bon fic
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>>8958503
Say season 3 was shit (which it was) and that season 4 will be even worse (which it will be)
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Is there any decent smelly feet art/fics in this fandom? Universally, it seems to attract the worst artists on this planet. Foot fetish stuff, too. I really like Archetype's feet.
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>>8958490
>Ryan North will never write an episode of Friendship is Magic
>He probably won't even write an issue of the comic
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>>8958521
Tiarawhy makes $8k per WEEK?
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>>8958533
Well, clearly you'd just have to wait for her to find the concert ticket you left on her pillow.
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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
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>>8958533
Would she softly body check and pout at me?
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>>8958584
Per month not week
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>>8958582
Didn't darf to a humanized AJ smelly feet thing?
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>>8958584
per month, I'm so jealous I want to find his address, kidnap him, and rob him
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>>8958609
Oh yeah, he had that AJ one. That was pretty damn good, I like Darf.
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>>8958438
that picture is pretty luna op
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>>8958631
The feet part wasn't even that played up, so us normal people could enjoy it too!
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>>8958397
Because after 4 hours of sleep, a a 10 hour shift and 3 hours writing a paper I just want to stop moving for a few hours and make strangers pissed on the Internet.

I'm going to save you, Flannershy.

I still owe you guys like two video games. And one for March if I don't finish one for this as well.
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*clink*
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>>8958614
me too. damn i wish i had more money. fuck im such a loser. god damn it. why does that jerk always have to rub it in all the time.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>8958672
this is bait
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>>8958503

reply
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>>8958621
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>>8958678
>>8958672
>>8958667
I wish I could hate all three of you to death
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>>8958438
Sleeping.
Or partying, studying late into the night, working on those last minute design changes, practicing stunts and exercises, and caring for nocturnal critters.
And once in a while just stargazing, either alone or with friends.
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>>8958667
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>>8958614
Man the things I would do with all that money...

I'd buy a better laptop and put the rest in the bank since I just want a small house, hate traveling and besides a good computer and fast internet connection I don't need something that fancy to live.
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>>8958678
Night best princess.
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>>8958503

You could always pick a generic insult aimed at one of our artfags and just keep posting it.

That's what everyone else does.
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6:40am
to bed or not to bed?

>tfw luna will never watch over your dreams because you always go to sleep during daytime
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>>8958708

>that pot belly
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>>8958716
or you can talk about how great tiara is
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>>8958721

>to bed
>ever an option

WHY AREN'T YOU ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, PUSSY?
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don't reply.
hide posts and enable recursive filtering.
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>>8958521
>What's in the bank?
8k at the moment
but I am giving a loan to a trust fund for about 900k
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>>8958726

No fuck you

I wanna talk about why Corwin/Art-Anon/Rose/Cosmo/Kraut/SB is _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________a butt.
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>>8958721
Bed. Take care of yourself, anon.
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>>8958533
Well then I guess I would just have to violently take her out to a fancy restaurant to make up for it
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>>8958667
Oh no
She got into the Mentos again
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>>8958621
I think Cadance is a sweetheart and could really use some Character development on the show. It's been said multiple times already that the Wedding should have been used in the same way the gala was in season. I don't hate Cadance. I don't like how she jacked up the status quo in the way she did but I'm not holding that against her. I do hope we get some additional backstory on her in season 3. Because even if we got this book which revealed she was fomerly a pegasus we still don't know who the hell she is.
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>>8958749
>you will always be a low class name and or tripfag
>no one will ever call you out, even with the intention of stirring shit up
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>>8958749
whoa I didn't think I came off as depressed
and you're a butt
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>>8958776
>Taking anything from the book as canon
Anon pls
pls
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>>8958784
Anon pls
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>>8958784
Wow, Anonymous is such a faggot.
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>10th of March
>it's snowing again
Thanks, Obama!
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Aren't their other long gone contributors we can bitch about?

Who haven't we bitched about in a long time?
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>>8958246

Linking it since I didn't want to post it again.
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>>8958808

TAW
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>>8958795
just kidding geez
It actually freaks me out when someone mentions my name
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Look at your last post

Does it have anything to do with pony? No? Then kindly fuck off. Thank you.
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>>8958725
Except introducing the missing brother OF THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 and a COMPLETELY OUT OF NO WHERE ALICORN are kind of a big deal and a song and flashback aren't enough in that episode

Not the guy you were talking to before
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>>8958776
>I don't like how she jacked up the status quo in the way

Thats really her only outstanding flaw. She's an alicorn for really no reason other then Hasbro being Hasbro.

Yeah, she needs more character development, but she's also kinda got a good dynamic with Twilight already. She just needs more.

Shining Armor is terrible and will always be terrible period the end
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>>8958828
>you will never erp with that stupid slutty pegasus
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What do you all think the other statues were for?

Were they too powerful for Celestia and Luna to control as well?
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>>8958834
The sun has already risen, Spaerk, go to bed.
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>>8958840
He was likeable for a few seconds in GPP
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>>8958848
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>>8958848
I like the Victory statue
I would follow her in to pony combat
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Is it true that all of Twilight's (and family)'s increased significance is a result of McCarthy?
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>>8958838
This is the guy


>kind of a big deal and a song and flashback aren't enough in that episode

There was no way it could have been any more rushed.

It's just plain sloppy and we expect better from this show
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>>8958848
Maybe they are just normal statues since there dozens of identical ones for every one?
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>>8958848

The rest were legendary heroes or figures in pony history, and are simply memorial statues.

What do you think each one did? The one in the middle looks like a political importance.
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>>8958828
I liked it when -he pretended to be a pony in a pony imageboard talking about humans
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>>8958838
I hate it when they start shows where the main characters are adults.

All the characters should be children in the premiere, that way we can learn about their siblings and babysitters from the beginning, instead of being introduced to them later.

Anything else is just plain bad writing.
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>>8958879
>Celestia couldn't match there status so she froze them in stone until she needs them
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>>8958881
nice strawman

don't you think her brother should have been shown in her fucking flashback episode when she got into celestia's magic school?
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>>8958879
I'd say the middle was a top librarian or archivist or something.
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While I do agree that Cadence and SA were badly introduced I really don't think it's that big of a thing.

It's merely a consequence of us watching the show for too long

Answer me this.
If the weddings happened in the middle of S1 whit no change made at all would you still bitch about him never getting a mention?
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>>8958933
Not that guy but not really.
He was probably training to become a guard.
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>>8958933
You mean where she's taking an exam completely unrelated to her older brother, and even her parents are only briefly glimpsed?

No, there's no reason for her brother to have been there.

Seriously, you sound like somebody with low-functioning autism who's still butthurt because it contradicts your fanfiction.
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>>8958848
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>>8958838
>characters have no family unless explicitly stated otherwise in the first season
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>>8958933
He was most likely away at Royal Guard Academy if you want to play headcanon's
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>>8958982
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>>8958986
That one where they're trying to get Olympics.

Rainbow Dash's dad out of fucking nowhere? In season 3? What sort of shit hack writing is this?
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>>8958982
>dat immediate decision to turn her back into stone
holy shit twilight
wtf are you doing?
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>you will never guzzle big mac's sweet apple pre
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>>8958978
My fanfictions have 5 stars on EqD, you should show some respect.
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>>8958604
does he really make 8k a month?
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>>8958881
There's a difference between introducing a character and forcibly shoehorning them in.

All that could have been done to fix this is maybe just a passing remark in a previous episode, a mere mention of a brother or a third alicorn. Something more then them just appearing and being very prominent important characters for the remainder of the series. Especially considering Twilight is so close to them.

And the fact that Cadance was an alicorn princess for no reason and that Shining Armor was captain of the freaking guard makes the whole thing seem like someone's bad mary sue fanfiction
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>>8959046
>5 stars
>not 6
SHIT NIGGA ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
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>>8959045
Caramel will never top your ice cream
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>>8959062
It's Kubo-levels of bullshit
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>>8959062
There never was a need anon. Even her friends weren't that surprised that she has a brother meaning that they knew some vague things about him.
We don't see their entire lives anon
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>>8959062
So just a passing reference in an earlier episode?

And no actual changes to the episodes you're bitching about?

Are you aware that with this you're pretty much confirming that the problem is it fucks with your headcanon.
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>>8959050
what do you even spend 8k per month on?

I find it hard pressed to spend 2k per month
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which pony knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man?
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>>8958913
>Celestia we have rid the diamond dogs out of the lands, we lost many good stallions in the fight but we are at peace!
>Good work victory, do you care to tell me more in the garden?
>Well I really should get back to the troops and help with the stragglers...
>This is your orders!
>Alright lets talk. C-Celestia w-what are you doing?
>i-I'm sorry victory, you're too valuable to lose.
>N-No What are you doing was I not good enough?!
>I won't let you fall into the wrong hands; please understand, don't fight it, it won't hurt
>I-I trusted you... You'll pay when I am free... you'll pay...


My headcanon is that Celestia grooms Equstria for the best of anything recruits them and uses their power and takes credit for "guiding them"

Luna is the only true princess
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>>8959120
The one that rides alone?
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This post here is shit and you should feel bad
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>>8959120
king sombra
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>>8959035
Except he isnt a huge important character that the series is focusing more on then Celestia and Luna combined.

There is a difference between Shining Armor and Cadance being introduced in shoe horned flash and between Pinkie's rock farm family being introduced in her flash back.

If you really can't see that difference and why it's an issue, there's really no reasoning with you.
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>>8959125

please don't write any more.
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>>8959125
That's stupid as fuck
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>>8959130
is there a pony named hope?
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>>8958881
That's not the point. these 2 characters that are related to the main character in a big way and were never mentioned by her in previous episodes suddenly appear out of nowhere with little to no proper build up

>>8958964
People would bitch about where they got the tickets or the dresses, or the reasons for them to go to the GGG
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>>8959137
Now i can't un-think of Sombra with Alec Baldwin's voice.
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>>8959108
>Even her friends weren't that surprised


They litterally said "You have a brother?!" in the episode

Twilight herself even asked who the heck was Cadance
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>>8959139
Nor is there any reasoning with you.

You cling to your idea and make a huge deal out of it when there really isn't
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>>8958982
>all the satutes in equstria were those who rivaled the power of Celestia but didn't see her way
>Luna was the only one banished to the moon instead of stone
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>>8959164
Yeah, I hate it when they add new characters without proper buildup.
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>>8959125
>not being a hero and volunteering to have yourself petrified after vanquishing evil and achieving victory, so you may come back to life when the world needs you
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>>8959125
Sentianal is in the house
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>>8959214
The Difference is that Sweetie's Parents aren't Major Roleplayers or are Ponies of Major Consequence in the series
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>>8959214
So your saying these two play as big a role in the series as Cadance and Shining Armor?
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>>8959108
You mean you don't bring up your old babysitter at every possible opportunity in conversations?

What's wrong with you?
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>>8959214
>some hillbillies from hicksville on the same level as royalty
NOPE
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>>8959231
>A new good falls asleep
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>>8959189
>They litterally said "You have a brother?!" in the episode
They didn't
The first reaction from the mane cast was
>Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight, that's great news!
And the reason why she didn't know who Cadence was is because she was presented as Princess Mi Amore Cadenza while she only knew her as Cadence

Please do watch the show anon.
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>>8959214
Is Rarity's dad a pro football player?
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>>8959214
They weren't as important to the episode (or the show) as Cadence and SA
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>>8958709
I'd buy a ranch and create a Jonestown except for horsefuckers, with no mass suicide of course. We'd keep a harem of mini mares, and train them to suck cock, the guy that made the video with the horse blowing a guy told me how to do it.

It'd probably be somewhere in the mid-west with a ton of cheap land. All you guys could live here in exchange for growing crops and stuff.
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>>8958848
Pagan gods. In MMMystery Twilight said "by Jove", which means "by Jupiter". Tartarus exists and there are plenty of motifs from the ancient Greco-Roman world, while showing virtualle nothing from Judeo-Christian Mythology.
Equestria is basically Olympianist.
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>>8959214
Best parents
Twily has the worst
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>>8959199

the sun is going down sooner, darker each day. little by little, Celestia's strength is failing. faith is waning in the Sun-God. and cracks are appearing in the statues in the Gardens of Harmony. and Hell is coming with them.
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>>8959231
actually if I was a hero that would sound swell as fuck

>fightan evil
>evil ded
>get bored
>yo princess, wake me up when there's shit to be done, I'mma chill now
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Something
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FUCK CELESTIA FAGS
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>>8959281
>Jonestown for horsefuckers
>not Waco
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>>8959214

>hoofegg
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I feel like there is just one person in here being obtuse just to rile us up sometimes
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>>8959253
what you did there
I see it
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See, all this trouble would be avoided if they just listed and detailed everything about the show in the first episode. As well as everything they plan to do in the future.
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>>8959281
Can i keep geese and chicken?
I have experience with that
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>>8959302

Why do you have a reaction images folder?
Most of those already are reaction images.
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>>8959309
>I feel like there is just one person in here being obtuse just to rile us up sometimes
it's more than one person

I do it too sometimes
it's fun
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>>8959243
>>8959246
See this is the problem.
We are the ones that consider them important because they have a big part in the episode.

Here everything falls apart.
For us, the views they have an important role. From the ponies' point of view they don't.
At all.
You complain why didn't Twilight mentioned him before. Why didn't Rarity mentioned Sweetie was her sister before?


Twilight suddenly saying in the middle of an episode something about her brother for no reason wouldn't fit in.
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>tfw you found John De Lancies FB account...
>TFW you are just drunk enough to message him
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>>8959246
How big of a role does it have to be?

Where exactly is the cutoff between just fine and OMG WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!!!

Seriously, take your autism pills, faggot.
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>>8959309
>joke's on them
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
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>>8959281
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>>8959246
Until that point in the story, they didn't. And so there was no need to allude to them.
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>>8958840
>Shining Armor is terrible and will always be terrible period the end

He gave us a VA that is an awesome bro, if the con stories can be believed. And clearly has fun playing the character. It's not his fault they shoved Shining into the storyline so harshly.

Ditto Cadence. People hate them because they didn't get a proper intro, it was just OH HI HERE'S ANOTHER ALICORN LOL AND TWILY'S BRO WE NEVER MENTIONED TILL NOW!
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>>8959351
hack his password

try raperape1
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>>8959347
I'm not asking for random exposition.

I want the equivalent of Ticket Master was to Best Night Ever for the wedding episode
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>>8959038
Simple
>try something
>OH GOD WHAT
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK PUTITBACK PUTITBACK PUTITBACK PUTITBACK
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>>8959309
In my headcanon Tiarawhy was jealous of Kraut for being able to cause so many severe shitstorms lately so he started shit to feel better about himself.
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>>8959302
Can't we compromise
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Pick a pony, MLPG.
You only get one, so choose wisely.
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>>8959302

I like all the horses though.
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>>8959267

>when Rarity was a small girl, he would regale her with tales of his football career, from how he won the Superbowl by himself with one arm behind his back to the day when he met Ditka Himself
>these never failed to thrill Rarity, nor to make her mother roll her eyes and cough "politely"
>now that Rarity rolls her eyes and coughs as well, he's content to tell his stories to Sweetie
>though he really wishes Rarity wouldn't keep spoiling the story while he's telling Sweetie about how he helped Santa Claus win a game
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>>8959332
Of course. We'd have chicken, goats, cows, pigs, the standard farm animals. We'd also work as a supplier for local slaughterhouses, and keep the best meat for ourselves. Gardens would be tended to for horsefucking time, each full 8 hour day of work gets you one hour of horsefucking time and reasonable pay.
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>>8959426
Can someone shop aviator shades and a guido haircut on her? Would go well with that collar.
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>>8959408
It would be kinda hard since Twilight and her friends weren't supposed to know.
It's kinda hard setting everything up and give us more details while you know keeping all the main character away from it.
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>>8958582
>smelly feet

No, but there's plenty of foot/hoof stuff, most of it bad. I have a bunch saved on my computer but they're all shit and I'd get made fun of.
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>>8959421
would not be surprised, he seems to like it when we are talking about him
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>>8959432
>he's telling Sweetie about how he helped Santa Claus win a game
>hfw
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>>8959384
>nightmare moon wins
BUT THAT'S NOT

ah you know what?
forget it
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>robots will never feed you chocolate
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>>8959177

At least Baldwin would have gotten actual lines.
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>>8959464
Then maybe the whole premise wasn't all that good to start with?

Maybe the wedding episode did more over all bad then good for the series?
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>>8959429
You outrank me good sire I conseed
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>>8959432
>"Ah, that ol' reindeer couldn't play hoofegg to save his life. But when he needed a helping hoof, he came to your good ol' dad. And help him I did! Why-"
>"Yes, yes, daddy, we know. You flew over their defensive lineponies lie a pegasus and with twice the grace, scoring the last touchdown and securing Santa's victory."
>"Rarity! I didn't want you to spoil it! Dad was just getting to the good part!"
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>>8959515
>outrank
you're not even on his decimal scale dude
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>>8959509
Or maybe you're a faggot that hates something for no reason at all and makes a huge deal out of nothing.

Because really besides Cadence being an alicorn there is nothing wrong with the weddings/
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>>8959436
>8 hour day of work
Hmm... watching fowl isn't exactly a full time job. B-But i also know how to cut wood! And how to draw.
We should get all the good artfags over there and start some sort of studio.
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>>8959515

>OLD COMPUTER

WHAT A STUPID NAME
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I really hated the fanfic of Discord being Starswirl but the more I think about it the more I am okay with it.

>He is just some unicorn too powerful for his own good so he just does fuck not all
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>>8959564
>pubes
>on a horse
nice
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Come snuggle~
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>>8959429
>Fillies all in one file
>DJ has her own
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>>8959262
>she was presented as Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

I still think that name is Mary-Sue tier levels of Obnoxious.
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>>8959542
I agree. But that one wrong thing is one big glaringly wrong thing.

Also Shining Armor is objectively worst pony
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>>8959580
come on, i'm trying to find a suitable and painless suicide method.
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>>8959574
I want to see more of Luna adjusting to the new ways of life.

GG are you here?
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>>8959428
Anon what are you doing it's so hard to decide.

Oh boy, oh goodness.
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>>8959615
>>>/2011/
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>>8959606
You could do that, orrrrr you could give me a really big hug
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>>8959599
No...NO...NOOOOOO
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>>8959428
I want that one
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>You will never operate a science drone TWI-1G7 to help explore and scout of possible hospitable planets
>You will never congratulate her on a job well done
>She will never roboticly giggle and thank you and insist you did all the work
>You will never give her a quick hug and surprise her, and then lead her to her recharge bay
>she will never ponder your actions and discover the meaning behind them in her recharge cycle
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>>8959599
Pinkie, stop being so pink.
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>>8959602
Cadence being an alicorn isn't a big deal since they never say in the show that Celestia and Luna are the only alicorns and she is clearly not at the same level as Celestia and Luna.
She ages while being an alicorn for one.


But yeah Shining Armor is horrible
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>>8959574
Oh fuck that comic.

I laughed.
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>>8959428
Easy
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>>8959655
Is your choice behind that mule?
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>>8959428
So I can sneer at her in person
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>>8959670
Hey, if he wants to pick a bad pony, let him.
More good ponies for the rest of us.
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>>8952597
mlpg, pls go
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>>8959515

well a lot of it is probably PSDs and video files too

>>8959597

I have sub-folders for Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Babs, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Rumble, Featherweight, Multiple, and Other~
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>>8959630
would it be okay if wear a garbagebag full of carbon-monoxide on my head while we're at it?
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>>8959580
An episode in which this happens and it's all a dream
Or, is it?
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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Finally. This fucking game finished.
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>>8959428
no anon. Fuck you and fuck the rules.
You have all the ponies. What's stopping me from taking them all?
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>>8958503
talk about farts
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>>8959619
Wait a fucking minute.
That sweater.

Is this art of a fanfiction?
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>>8959670
she is not a mule she is a very cute and sweet pony.
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>>8959702

What game?
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>>8959580

I'd fuck that doll
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>>8959515
>>8959429

step your game up
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>>8959637
;_;
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>>8959716
Who cares, it's a pretty picture.
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OKAY MLPG
>100 billion USDA's, and 500 years life
>teleport to equestria, (the last 4 digits in reverse order represent your life span)
>Be discord for 200 years
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>>8959722
New Loira Croft
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>>8958564
You sure bout that?
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>>8959638
FORNEVER
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>>8959731
EQUESTRIA
DONE AND DONE
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>>8959694

i'd much rather he get a much-too-tall draft horse marefriend whose head is constantly out of shot.
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>>8959551
Not 8 hours necessarily, work will be split up depending on how everything is constructed and planned.
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>>8959429
>>8959515
Srubs.
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>>8959639
Her being an alicorn upsets the established setting as it was and what Faust had wanted.

You have two immortal alicorn princess who raise the sun and the moon respectively. And then....there also this other one, of love or something. It ruins the duality that was set up by the other two for no reason other then thats what Hasbro decided to do. And it paved the way for Twilight to become an alicon princess as well, which honestly I think was less bad then this.
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>>8959726
put your horsecondom back on!
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>>8959742
>G3 ponies
Yes I am very sure
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>>8959731
I'll take the thousands of years in Equestria thanks
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>>8959690
wow
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>>8959726
pls
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>>8959742
>previous gen vore
Hahahot
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>>8959728
>'Anon. . .what does it mean to 'love' someone?'
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>>8959764

no, none of that grey-skinned trollish Homestuck frippery.
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>>8959731

if i was a god i could just make myself live forever
so discord
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>>8959731
>Celesitia in a dress

PLEASE MORE OF THIS
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http://ponymonsterboy.tumblr.com/
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>>8958503
Twilight Sparkle + wings
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Barkeep, gimme a pony for the road
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>>8959731
Money. I don't even care about the lifespan, just give me the money.
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>>8959714
I got a huge boner when this tomboyish girl in my 4th grade class lured me into the tube slide, so she was crawling forward and my ass was right behind her face, then she backed up and ripped the nastiest wettest fart ever. It smelled so bad I gagged. Then later I noticed my throbbing erection, and was puzzled.
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Any good horseboners lately?
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>>8959766
>upsets the established setting as it was and what Faust had wanted
Again never stated that they are the only alicorns
And who cares about Faust since she isn't on the show anymore.

And as I said Cadence is not shown as being at the same level as Celestia and Luna.

Also the Writers said that Twilight's destiny was becoming a Princess since S1
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>>8959785

it's something you can't do, Datalight.
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Spike would be clopping.
>Yes I am implying he is a pony. Evidence can be found in season 2 episode 21 "Dragon quest" in the end.
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>>8959729
Yeah, yeah I think it's art from a very sad fanfic.
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>>8959302
fuck off
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>>8959790
Exactly
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>>8959822
Is this bait?
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>>8959833
Lyra looks good in a hoodie
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>>8959731

I'll take the 100 billion!

I will be Lex Luthor, in real life. Soon a Superman and a Batman will appear, then a Flash, and all the others of the Justice League too. In time.

then on my death bed, I'll die happy knowing I made the world ultimately safer with the Justice League at the wheel
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>>8959764
>63GB
Nigga, if I add my RAW dumps from TrollHD it will be 247GB. Pure video.
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>>8959850
Nah. I'm just emulating horseboner-Anon.
Which i think was SB, since these posts were usually missing when he went ded for longer periods of time.
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which pony makes the cutest sounds when she masturbates
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Would you a luchapone?
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>>8959874
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>>8959770
>>8959780
whoops
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>>8959564
oh wow
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>>8959874
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>>8959861

Yeah, that worked so well when Hitler did it.
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I miss them.
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>>8959874
Twilight. She keeps her mouth covered so Shining couldn't hear. But he heard, and it was the biggest load he ever shot, hearing his sister's moans of ecstasy.
>>
Someone said that LK is running a quest on the sub but I can't find it anywhere
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>>8959878
>you will never see her wrestling with rainbow dash and applejack
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>>8959731
>100 billion USDA's, and 500 years life
this pls
gonna be so much cool shit happening next 500 years, don't wanna miss out
and with 100 billion dollers you can enjoy it all

fuck, you can shape it all even
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>>8959885
Well anon that's much much better. But one or a few pictures really don't make up for the other horrible ones.
And I've seen most MLP vore pictures. They are horrible with a few tiny exceptions.
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>>8959904

>be discord
>make infinite money
>live forever
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>>8959885
>tfw that artist is gonna be doing more
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>>8959801
>bubblegum pony teacher
I don't get it
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>>8959826

But she did, though.

>"If it were up to me, only two."
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>>8959914

I don't think power granted by wish magic can actually overcome wish magic.

It's like a failsafe. No, you're dead as a doornail in 200 years.
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>>8959904
>"They say we could have a mars colony in twenty years... Better make it five."
>write check
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Who is best pony?
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>>8959856
Yeah she does.

She always looks good anyways though.
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>>8959905
So you savor those exceptions. That's what I do.
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>>8959918
...
Whats this pony's name again?
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>>8959921
Never stated in the show
And again Lauren has no relevance what so ever
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>>8959944
Pinkie Pie.
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>>8959934
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>>8959796
>Measuring tape
>Along the side

Nope
7" maybe
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>>8959796
>http://ponymonsterboy.tumblr.com/
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>>8959895
Still here
just asleep
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>>8959914
I'd rather be myself then discord, thank you very much

plus I think shaping our world is more exciting than being in equestria as an near omnipotent god of chaos
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is the guy who was talking about setting up a horsefucker ranch still here?

are you serious?
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>>8959928
You don't die after 200 years.
You are discord for 200 years and then the last 4 digits in reverse is your real lifespan.

Read the original post.

And if you want to play like that. Lichdom. At the end of the 200 years I use Discord's power to ensure that I become a lich after I am not Discord anymore.
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NO, DON'T LOOK /co/
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME LIKE THIS
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>>8959971
they are ded
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>>8959895

>"Archers! Give them the Pissed-Off Flying Porcupine!"
>>
I want to draw Smartypants engaging into some NSFW activities.
Tell me what it should be.
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>Penis posting

I feel at home
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>>8959904
>get $100 billion out of nowhere
>create massive inflation whenever you spend it
>devalue the rest of your money
Sure hope you're going to use it all to buy fort knox
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>>8959940
I do that anon but you can enjoy them only so much till you become bored of them. And new picture don't come out quick enough.
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>>8959796
>http://ponymonsterboy.tumblr.com/
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>>8959878

>you will never be put into a Triple-Threat main event with Lucha Pony and Gilda
>Lucha Pony will never do a corkscrew dragon la plancha to the outside on you and Gilda
>Gilda will never snap off a Gildacanrana from the top rope on you
>you will never put both of them in a double Boston crab
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>>8959981
Maybe discord didn't die because he was encased in stone.
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>>8959981

No, the lifespan thing was for the second choice.
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>>8960002
I kinda assumed it'd be in assets

100 billion cash would be silly
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>>8960000
You live in /soc/?
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I need to get some toned paper and color pencils.
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what do you need 100 billion for anyway
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>>8960014
Oh shit.
Well fuck.
>Become Discord
>Create new genie
>overwrite last wish
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>>8960038

>>8959861
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>>8959993
That's grounds for a new LA riots.
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>>8960034
funny thing is I used to doubt that /soc/ was really as bad as people said

then I went there and based on the front page, it is
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>>8959878
I bet she's strong
I'd totally wrestle with her some time
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>>8960059
It was in Dallas.
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>>8959874

Fluttershy, normally. Rarity, if she knows you're watching.
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>>8959779
>Lamers bus line
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>>8960077
Even better
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>>8960041

>New genie simply reverses time to the first day of the 200 years
>you have no memory of what you did, besides the fact that you have done this before
>you're in a time loop now, forever
>don't try to cheat genies
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When will it end?
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>>8960091
Err, Denver, fuck me.
http://blog.simplejustice.us/2013/03/09/wheres-that-warrant-now.aspx
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>>8960038
>Not using the capital to create a huge multinational tech corporation that only manufactures things in your own country

>Not releasing all of your software and designs under the GPL
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>>8960077
I know.

But it's grounds for a new LA riots.
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>>8960038
gonna shape the world

fuck man 100 billion is like owning the entire world already

european union has like what?

30 billion?
I think that's about it
us and china should be slightly more, but basically you would own at least half the earth

and then you can remodel everything to your liking, reshape political landscapes to propel humanity to a brighter future

did you know fusion reactors are a very real possibility 10 years in the future?

a google think tank along lockheed said they have a working hot fusion prototype
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>>8960003
Could always pretend a non vore pic is actually a vore pic
Like maybe Rarity here ate some poor anonymous pony
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>>8959885
here's another.
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Lyra is the prettiest and most adorable background pone in the show.
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>>8960129

OH GOD
UNF
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>>8960129
>Rub tummy vigorously yet gently
>>
>you will never go over Dash's house to do her homework
>you can't help but notice her dainty, elegant feet with slender toes and high arches, they're absolutely entrancing, glistening slightly with sweat
>excusing yourself to the bathroom, you shut the door and rifle through her laundry
>fucking jackpot, two of her gym socks, still wet, fresh from the gym
>you hold them to your nose, the odor is sharp, like ammonia mixed with a cheesy sort of smell, overpoweringly foul
>the foul smell invades your mind, the disgust and arousal you feel sends bolts of pleasure all throughout your body, your cock standing to attention instantly, painfully hard and throbbing
>suddenly a creak, you're frozen in place by pure terror
>the door slowly opens until you see Dash standing there, wearing a look of incredible disgust on her face, staring right at you with her filthy socks held to your nose, your turgid member tenting obscenely through your jeans
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>>8960101
tfw
>Keep thinking this song is about death
>God leads you through all the things you have done to make you proud of him
>walks with you, talks with you, and helps you through to the next plane of existence.

The feels can not me halted...

God's a bro
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>>8960101
What if Celestia never showed up and Twilight just wandered around in starry purgatory forever?
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THAT FUCKING ONE MINE I MISSED

WHERE

FUCK
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>>8960148

OH FUCK NO ANON I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS

THIS IS MY EXACT FETISH
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>>8960126
You're an idiot

Australia's GDP is 1 trillion

The derivative market is worth over 700 trillion
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>>8960133
But
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All this Bonbon talk... I think it's time for a story...

Being in Equestria was no easy task. The only human, lost, unable to return, but one pony made it worthwhile... Lyra. After the initial panic of the ponies figuring out you weren't dangerous, and becoming a member of their society, you and her grew close. It took time for a relationship to happen, but now you can't think of living here without her. Even though the ponies were mostly accepting, some were not. One of those ponies... is Bonbon... Lyra's best friend. You swear that she hates you with the opposite force that Lyra loves you. She's jealous that you've taken her friend from her, throws insults about you being a human, and tries to sabotage your time with Lyra...

After a nice sex filled night over at the minty pony's house, you decided to sleep there. The following morning, you two enjoy the company of the other and have breakfast. As you both finish, and being the gentleman you are, you start doing the dishes as Lyra answers a knock at the door. Then you hear it... the voice...

"Lyra," the almost nails on a chalkboard voice fills the front of the house, "I saw you through the window, aren't you going to be late?"

"Oh no, the time!" Lyra says as she remembers, "Anon! I have to run! Lock up when you leave!"

"Sure thing!" you yell back. The sound of the door closing let's you resume the cleaning of plates and utensils. But shortly after... you get a feeling... you know this feeling. Like some pony is staring with pure hate into the back of your head...

What do?
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>>8960154

God would be a bro if he wasn't so cruel.
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>>8960126
Considering we say the US debt is about 16 trillion dollars, 100 billion aint shit.
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>>8960070
I think i've been banned about 4 times for posting my dick on blue boards.
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>>8959978
Kind of serious, I don't know if I could get a kickstarter set up, I'd have to figure out what the cost of all this would be. I know a lot of times in the mid-west old beat up ranches are sold, so that would probably be the best option, then fix it up ourselves.
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>>8959945
And yet as the show pulls more away from what she had set up and envisioned, things seem to get worse and worse
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>>8960173
you're right, I'm drunk, it's late and 1 billion in german converts to 1 trillion in english

so my bad
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>>8960093
>summon genie at the start
>Become friends with him over the next 200 years
>At the end make a deal with him, he overwrites the original wish and I wish for him to be free
And it will work. You know why it will work? Simple
Friendship is magic
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>>8960201
brony pls
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>>8960178
Ugly, terrible

Wouldn't cross the road to throw mud at her if she was on fire
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>>8960110
>>8960126
I'm too dumb to do any of that though

I mean I'd love to speed up the singularity and cold fusion and space travel and whatnot but I don't have the knowhow to actively advance any of them myself. and I wouldn't know how to find people who would actually be able work towards those goals and not just be trying to scam me out of a few million each time
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>>8960187
>All this sequester talk about cutting 83 billion

What a joke. Just print the money assholes, we know you're going to do it.
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>>8960130
casual soft vore is best vore.
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>>8960145
Would you rub her soft swollen gut even as it bulges irregularly with her still living prey?
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>>8960217
So you are saying the show has had no negativity since she left?
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>>8960224
>printing money we don't have immediately makes everything better!
But that just lowers the value of the dollar.
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>>8960179
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>>8960227

>tfw your knees are too scared to walk
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>>8960187
back in my day, $100 billion dollars was a lot of money
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>>8960145
She's huge
But fat is in this season
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>>8960224
here's a handy chart for reference
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>>8960129
Well...I guess that's true.

>>8960130
Source?
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>>8960256
If you're risking deflation or stagflation, that's a good thing

A healthy economy has a small amount of inflation.
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>>8960221
Wow, way harsh.
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>>8960262
I remember 2007 too, buddy.
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>>8960187

You can fund an army enough to take over lesser nations with that money
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>>8960263

Fat will never NOT be in season for me.
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>>8960196
could I live there even if I didn't want to fuck horses?

I mean I'd still work and all that, I just think a simple relatively self-sufficient life on a ranch growing our own food and everything would be neat
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>>8960130
that inking looks real familiar
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>>8960263
>But fat is in this season
sounds totally like something rarity would do

at first she's shocked, but then she'd stuff herself afterwards to "keep up with fashion" as she pretends
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>>8960250
only as long as my dark mistress vows to never eat me.
i'd even get more ponies for her.
>tfw you will never lure helpless ponies to sate your mistress's hunger
it hurts to live.
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>>8960178
Well...she's good too.
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>>8960266
>implying nominal spending matters
>not spending relative to GDP
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>>8960269
dunno. i wish i knew, but i found it in the piss.
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>>8960295
>>8960288
I think she's taking this a bit too far
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>>8960295
bur she doesn't keep with fashion anon.
She starts fashion.

That's what makes her different from the standard fashionist character. She doesn't blindly follow any new fashion.
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>>8960280
You could become a moderately successful African warlord with 100 billion. You could even resurrect Rhodesia.
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>>8960227
janitor being a madfag again
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>>8960319
>>8960263
is her motherfucking HORN getting fat?
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>>8960323
even better
that way she starts to indulge herself all on her own
and starts a fashion trend
and soon all the female ponies in equestria are stuffing themselves to keep up with mistress rarity
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>>8960335
>again
>implying janitor was ever not a madfag
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>>8960266
Oh god I hate the post 9/11 world. Why couldn't those hijackers just have been shot by overzealous security people for being arab?
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OH GOD UNF UNF UNF EAR EXPANSION PLEASE DRAW MORE AND WRITE SOME GREENTEXT ABOUT IT UNF
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>>8960269
>>8960316
Do you even aryion?
https://aryion.com/g4/view/196576
Goes by GTSdev
I'm not much of a fan because I prefer same size to macro
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>>8960348
>living in fatmerica

your fault faggot
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>>8960348
not invading Iraq still would've helped even if 9/11 had happened
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>>8960171
>Are you doing what I think you're doing?
>Ah, uh, no, I thought these were my socks, but I didn't want to take my shoes off and uhh-
>Oh my god, you are such a disgusting pervert, are you seriously smelling my gross workout socks?
>Well yea-
>It looks like you're more than a little excited, did you really just get that hard off smelling my nasty socks' she says with seductive look in her eyes and a sexy trill in her voice, pointing at the bulge in your jeans
>You're lucky I think you're kind of cute, but if you think I'm gonna let you get away with this, you got another thing comin!
>Follow me perv, and don't try anything funny, you do exactly what I say and nothing more
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>>8960361
fuck off autistic retard from piss
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>>8960311
>implying that you should manipulate statistics to make the numbers smaller
>implying that we aren't already spending more than our GDP and our rates are still increasing
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>>8960316
Well it looks like GTSdev or whatever the name was

/d/ is sad and angry that he went full pony. They really liked him
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>>8960307
Thunderforth is such a radical ship name

>>8960269
>Source?
gtsdev

>Google
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>>8960395

>not blossomlane
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>>8960373
Better than nothing.
Little art kinda comes with the fetish so eh
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>>8960385

Mhmm..
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>>8960290
Yeah, horsefucking is just a bonus. It probably wouldn't be completely self-sufficient, we'd still need grocers and shit like that, but at the end of the harvest season we'd be able to eat everything we bred and grew, then freeze the rest. Blackberry bushes, fruit trees, peppers, tomatos, squash, spinach, rhubarb, zuchinni, cooking herbs, all that shit. The horse part could bring in serious income, minis can be bred for show horses.
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we murrikah now?
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>>8960296
She won't eat you as long as you provide her with succulent living ponies to gulp down
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>>8960445
>bacon
>not americone dream

Yuro detected
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>>8960391
>manipulating statistics to make the numbers smaller

If I earn $160k a year and you earn $50k, and I spend $80k and you spend $35k, I may be spending nominally more than you, but it's a much smaller share of my product.
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>>8960395
shit son

we need more of this
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>>8960445
FUCK YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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>>8960445
I NEED IT
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>>8960445
>Bacon Ice Cream
>America

Please, Bacon Bacon is the official ice cream of Hell.
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>>8960430
I imagined her thiner, but toned, with really pretty but dainty feet. Kind of a slender build, but tomboyish, she likes to get all sweaty and gross.
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>discussing bacon ice cream
good night mlpg
see you in another life
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>tfw no marefriend
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>megasweet is dead
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>all this Fat Rarity talk
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>>8960445
why does bacon make me think of rebbit?

is there an actual connection here or is it just my brain going random places
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>>8960486
Why aren't you becoming the kind of person a marefriend would want?
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>>8960452
we would probably have to move all the time because of the unexplained disappearances.
i would have to be the one to transport her from town to town.
each new town would bring new ponies for her to taste
if i'm an especially good servant, she may even let me
after each feeding session, she'd let me lay my head on her stomach, her hooves on my head, telling me what a good servant i am.
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>>8960496
They still think bacon is a godsend there.
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>>8960430

Just imagine - after the event is over, she gets hosed off, and after she dries off a bit, she heads home to take a shower proper and change into some clean clothes. The top and her pants are still kind of crusty with mud, and they stick to her like a second skin, so she has to gently peel them off...
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>>8960496
Bacon is a meme that took over the US just as being fat became "normal". Coincidence? I think not.
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>>8960481

What, like this?
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>>8960458
>not addressing the bigger problem of spending more than we make
>dismissing the ever outward-spiraling debt
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>>8960532
What's Sicilian sauce?
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>>8960536
>pleb

I don't think you know what that word means, anon.
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>>8960552
Sauce made of sicilia
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>>8960532
Eh, I don't really see a problem with this one so long as it's not one fat fuck eating it alone.
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>>8960552
mostly mayo.
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>>8960532
I fucking love America
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>>8960532
Capitalism Ho!
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>>8960559
You step off my waifu son.
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>>8960559

Hell yeah, I love human pony time

we just need snarky here with that german milf to post Gilda
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>>8960532
>>8960445
These are both fake and bait.
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>>8960559
sure
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>>8960521
>just as being fat became "normal"
angry facebook comments from fatties are not indicative of society as a whole

at least no more than tumblr feminist rants are
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>>8960579

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR2oJJ98wKM
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>>8960565

Really. I can see three or six people splitting one.

Spreading the misery around.
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>>8960579

The pizza burger is actually real, it's around 2000 calories and is meant to serve entire tables.

You can only get it at the Whopper bar in NY or something, though
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2cool4u
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>>8960602

They use this on Subway subs
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I can't tell if I'm on /fit/ or /ck/ right now
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>>8960536
Deficit to GDP is on the decline, nignog.

Also anyone who puts the debt/deficit higher in importance than restoring full employment is a dingus of the highest caliber.
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>>8960179
>>8960257

You wish you had some sort of handy dandy and convenient product in a portable storage container with a squeezable release system that would solve all your problems for only $4.99, but unfortunately you're going to have to do this the old fashioned way... by being passive aggressive. Turning your head and confirming that feel, Bonbon stands in the archway, eyebrows furrowed under that bi-colored mane. "Good morning," trying to be pleasant as possible, "there's some left overs I haven't thrown away yet if you want some."

"No thanks, I've lost my appetite." Damn, she's being extra spiteful today.

"Shame," you say while remaining cool, "Lyra made some good waffles this morning."

"I remember when us two used to have breakfast all the time..." Jesus Christ this pony is wearing thin. "Too bad that doesn't really happen much anymore." Seems like this isn't going to be easy.

What do?
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>>8960592
i am so hungry right now
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>>8960445
>>8960473
>>8960496
>>8960513
>>8960521
>>8960585

Can I not just enjoy putting bacon in some things, like on salads, or in a BLT, without getting judged for it?
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>>8960373
Those couple cockvore pics aren't bad
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>>8960583
>showing a hand
how lewd
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>>8960637
You can enjoy your heart problems in 10-20 years.
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>>8960598
Mohawks are hardcore yo
>>8960595
yeah at Whoppers. If it weren't shut down by the health dept. for being such a disgusting place to eat.
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>>8960621
having a job doesn't mean shit if you still can't afford food.
starvation often brings clarity about what is really important.
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>"all the blue and green ponies had to become a boys"

RD confirmed for male.
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>>8960655
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>>8960602
>Sodium nitrite
>NitrIte
>I

EW
EW
EW
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>>8960624
Sit down at the table and wait for her to attack you first.
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>>8960655
I miss Spitfire's old voice
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>>8960683
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>>8960730
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>>8960730
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>>8960723

Her voice has been the same since her second speaking role on the show.
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>>8960723
It's the same voice actress, she's just shouting.
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Shit. The clocks went forward. Does this mean that the day is longer now and more Sunbutt?
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>>8959897
>Someone said that LK is running a quest on the sub but I can't find it anywhere
Not yet, he's started up a thread to plan how he's going to run it.
http://mlpg.co/qt/res/33500.html
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>>8960624
Well, she could have asked to come over to breakfast sometimes.
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>>8960686
Nearly all cured foods use sodium nitrite. Even really high end artesinal European sausages do.

It's a common ingredient and it's not a big deal. Please don't just bandwagon on every health diet crap you hear about on tv or the internet
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>>8960740
>>8960739
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>>8960755
>Sun's not going to rise at 5 in the morning anymore
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>>8960739
>>8960740

We RumbLoo now
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>>8960784
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>>8960385
>Take your pants off, lie down on the floor now, and don't you dare touch your cock or I'll squeeze your balls so hard you'll be cryin' for your momma
>Taking a seat on the couch above you, dash strips down bare except for her panties, looking down at you with malice in her eyes, but you can see her face beginning to blush and hear the lust in her voice
>So you like smelly socks, huh? Well how about we play a game, I tape both of these nasty socks over your mouth and nose, and we'll see how long you can go before you let shoot all that cum that's dying to spurt all over my dainty, smelly, little feet.
>just hearing Dash say all these dirty things you'd never imagine would come out of her mouth makes your painfully hard member twitch. and a jet of pre blasts out of you, running down your shaft
>Wow, you really are gross, just talking about it made you get all juicy
>one slender toe traces your from base to head, circling around your corona and the opening of your urethra, her touch is electric, just the slightest brush of her toe makes you groan in anticipation as waves of pleasure rush through you
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>>8960784
sleep dash
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>implying bacon isn't a god-tier source of fat and protein at a norm of 70 calories a slice

It's like you niggas don't even know about macronutrients.
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>>8960755
It means you just lost an hour off your life
>>
D
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>>8960799
No, that was last thread.
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>>8960824
U-UNF
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>>8960804

Oh man, I was so sure you were gun straight for her sweaty ass like everyone else.

I'm ecstatic that you didn't. You're a good, good man.
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>>8960803
>>8960806
I'm almost done with this picture and then sleep
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>>8960824

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DftCkYYw97M
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>>8960794
>tfw let an exhausted, disappointed pinkie pie crash into your chest and snore loudly into your shirt
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>>8960804
This is terrible.
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>>8960844
I don't want to drag it out too long, it's probably just gonna be a footjob, maybe face sitting. I have a habit of being overly descriptive and long winded.
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Would you go to the GGG
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>>8960852
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>>8960872
I wouldn't in a house
I wouldn't with a mouse
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>>8960824
either say "dick" or leave for nuevegag
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>>8960872

Glitter Glue Gangbang?

Yes.
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>>8960873
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>>8960868
Why? Too long, not to the point, bland? I don't get offended, I just want to know what's wrong so I can fix it.
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>>8960872
Yes, I would go with my pony date. I mean I hope Twilight's date gets an automatic invitation.
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>>8960869

Well that is fantastic. There needs to be more footfags in here.
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>>8960833
And, we don't want to go through that again.
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>>8960872
>German Goo Girls

I dunno
They're all pretty nasty
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>>8960890
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>>8960885
>>8960859
>>8960842
Just stopping by to give you the D.

Cheerio! I'm off to bully Corwin.
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>>8960893
you know what
I like you
you can both have an invitation to the Glitter Glue Gala
no charge
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>>8960872

I'm already in Glitter Glue General

your scrim is very nice
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>>8960909
Get a room, you two.
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>>8960892
Female being dominant.

It's just not my preferences.

At all. IGNORE ME.
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>>8960916
Great, this sounds like it will be a pleasant time and not at all suspect!
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>>8960916

What would Danganya's Gala dress look like?
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>>8960903
>facesitting
this is the best thing
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>>8960916
>>8960942
And would Eyespack be her date?
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>>8960932
pinkie pie do you
like to watch
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>>8960934
It's not my favorite either, but foot stuff is usually female-dominant. I can't think of one that isn't, if there is, tell me, because I actually want to know.
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Okay mlpg
>FUCK A PONY AND LIVE IN EQUESTRIA FOREVER
or
>FULLY MAXXED DEUS EX UPGRADES

Time to choose
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>>8960951
Thats a funny way to spell pussy, booze, and back rubs.
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>>8960916
Oh boy, I can't wait to ask Gnathodelli to go with me!
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>>8960969
Nah, nah, it was the 'grabbing by the balls' shit.
It immediately made me want to hit the nearest living thing.
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>>8960974
WHICH GAME FAGET?
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>>8960974

Do I get to be a filly?
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>>8960974
I choose to fuck equestria and live inside a pony forever
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>>8961011
>Fully Maxed Swimming Stat
or
>Rarity throws a gem at your crotch
?
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>>8960974
I don't care. Post the rest of that comic will ya?
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>>8961032
Fully Maxed Rarity gem crotch Stat, please.
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>>8961032
OH SHIT

DEFINITELY SWIMMING
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>>8961030
>Lord Donut Steal
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>>8961030
What is that disgusting faggot doing with her?
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>>8961040
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>>8961040
all it needs is for SAP to do an edit now.
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Hey, does somebody have that collage of the /soc/ thread we made a week ago that someone made?
I found it in the archives but can't get the picture there...
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>>8960974
Deus upgrades
>probably live forever see where humanity goes
Pony
>try and live forever lack of science and technology

Probably the upgrades
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>>8960942
>What would Danganya's Gala dress look like?
oh man well now I'll have to draw it won't I

>>8960921
you should see the one with freckles
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>>8961110

Yes, yes I should.
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>>8960624
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I can't into wings...

Dash cuddling with a stallion Pegasi guard

good night and good luck MLPG
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>that lauren intervoew

holyshit
I' already at 40m and it seems like EVERY episode of s01 was her idea. Every premise. For example, Fall Weather Friends was hers too. Not the writer's. So is WWU, etc.

damn

s01 was the best, fuck off bronies
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>>8961110
Wabbitling when?
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>>8960624
>>8960701
>>8960774

Deciding that the dishes can wait, you dry of your hands and grab another waffle while making your way to the table. "You know..." trying to seem lost in thought as you sit, "you could just eat with us if you wanted." Taking a bite of the circular food, you rest your head on your hand. "It's almost like... you don't want to be around Lyra anymore."

Nothing pushed Bonbon's buttons more than you talking about her best friend. "Of course I do!" her reply snappy, "I'm the one looking out for her!"

"Why Bonbon, is something wrong?" Putting on a face of false concern, taking another mouthful. "You know I care about Lyra and would help her any way I could."

At this point, you can see her chest heaving back and forth, trying not to fly off the handle. "Yes, yes there is a problem."

"Oh?" playing coy, "Please, tell me. I care about her soooo much. It would pain me, beyond anything my heart has felt, if she were in trouble." Having trouble hiding the smile, you try to eat again but a cream colored hoof slaps your hand away, throwing the food to the table.

"The problem is you..."

What do?
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>>8961110
Glitter glue Draw something I can get signed at brony con, I'll do it by your fave VA/or shit
It probably has to be SFW
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>>8960804
>you're already shuddering, to keep you from going over the edge two soon, she ever so gently taps your urethral opening with her little toe, using the other plant her ripe foot in your face
>the smell is repulsive, overwhelmingly cheesy, but the thought of the normally well groomed and beautiful pegasus forcing you to smell her rancid feet sends chills up your spine and forces a moan out of your throat
>The socks aren't even on yet and you're already moaning like a filly! I swear if you cum right now you'll be wearing them for the rest of the week!
>with a huff, she gets off the cough, comes back with a roll of tape, holding both socks in her hands
>before you can ask, she's forcing one sock over your mouth, roughly taping it in place, and the other around your nose
>"Ohhhh fuuuuck!" is the first thing to come out of your mouth, your manhood dripping pre like a faucet as you feel dash popping both swollen, tender globes of your sack into her mouth licking every which way she can manage
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>>8961175
>.gif of guy getting the mic taken away
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>>8961155
Those wings ain't too bad.

Really cute.
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>>8960974
The first one

I asked for this
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>>8961032
....what kind of gem? And is she using magic or going it earthy style?
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>>8961177

Oh fuuuuck

don't be afraid of those adjectives, anon. there's not a better way to describe horrid and arousing smells
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>>8961161
S2 is better
S3 is very close to S1 quality
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>>8961110
GG your changeling pictures have inspired my stories in AiE.
she is my muse.
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>>8961195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc
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>>8961161
>no real arguments
>bronies
>muh nostalgia
smell like mlpg
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Whoever said listening to music while high is fun is a filthy liar
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>>8961167
That jerk!

We're going to have to take care of this you guy...personally!
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>>8961161
I really wish she didn't leave.

She IS a good cartoonist and any show would suffer to lose her.
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>>8961240
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc

>the way he walks

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT.

IT'S LIKE HE SHIT HIMSELF.
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>>8961228
I can't think of too many ways to describe smelly feet, they really do smell like cheese and kinda sharp like ammonia. Maybe things like "miasma of stench"?
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>>8961197
T-Thanks
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>>8961150

Sorry, I'm slow.
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>>8961265
Its just all his store 'sgetti
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>>8961240
Watching that is paindul
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>>8961175
See if you can get Tara Strong to sign this
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>>8961167
"Oh the problem is me?"
"that seems to be quite a problem seeing as im not going anywhere any time soon."
"we could be civil, or........."
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>>8961234
oh I don't frequent AiE stuff
do you have a link because I'd read it
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>>8961231
anon pls
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>>8961167
what'd we do
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>>8961270

There's a really good scent fic, but it's not just feet. also it's anthro, and you'll need an account on sofurry to view it, but describes smells so well

want a link?
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>>8961161
>intervoew

Er... Sorry if I'm a slow poke here, but which interview is that?
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>>8961286
Hah
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>>8961303
Sure, it only takes like a minute to make an account with a disposable email address
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Why is she so fast, /co/?
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>>8961272
>Dash window 54
>54
Do you actually have that many pictures of dash in the window?
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>>8961321
Who is that? That doesn't look like a pony.
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>>8961286
God damn I would kill to let Twilight experiment on me with oral sex techniques, writing down things like tongue to throat ratio.
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>>8961321
Drugs.
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>>8961331

DYEWTS?
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>>8961320

alright, http://www.sofurry.com/view/203250

it's as poorly written as you'd expect, so just skim it, y'know?
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>>8961340
don't expect much
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>>8961349
Thanks, all I'm looking for is scent adjectives

not gonna ask why you have one of those accounts, I'm into weirder shit
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>>8961321
When is Little Strongheart going to appear on the show again?
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>>8961355
Suck a lot of dicks to research this comic, GG?
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>>8959125
no seriously what the fuck am i reading
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>>8961373
no way I had already sucked all the dicks I had needed
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>>8961364

Never ;-;
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>>8961355
Practice makes perfect. I'm sure she'd learn plenty of tips along the way, you don't even have to get much in your mouth if you can use your tongue right. Girls that only take the head in their mouth can work some magic, oh my lord.
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>>8961078
Nvm, got it.
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>>8961359

Fluttershy!
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>>8961395
are you as afraid of your own genitals as you are of others?
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>>8961295
oh, uh, well...it isn't fanfiction OF her, specifically, but she inspired it.
it's a grimderp AiE story where he winds up falling in love with a changeling he shot down. she'll probably wind up with a personality that's kinda "innocent" personality for someone who feeds off of ponies' love. that kinda innocence/horror that i love in your characters so much.
i'll post the link in the sub, if that's ok. i'd like to get your feedback on it, if you have any, since the other threads don't seem to comment much at all, and i love the way you tell stories.
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And now I finally understand why lauren still was attending cons and promoting brony documentary

File 02.mp3, around 11:00

Good and genuine reason.
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>>8961397
>tfw all those apple pies were poisoned.
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>>8961428
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>>8960148
>>8960385
>>8960804
>>8961177

dumping this on pastebin, I took 8 ambien about 2 hours ago and it's finally starting to work, I'll clean it up and post it tomorrow night
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>>8961428
For those of us who don't want to watch it, mind paraphrasing for us?
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>>8961286
You ask some hard shit GG.

Put this on your tumblr to prove it is you, or draw a new pic.
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LET'S NUKE THE BRIDGE WE TORCHED
TWO THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE
THIS TIME WE'LL BLAST IT ALL TO HELL
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>>8961428
>not posting it
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>>8961359
Cool.
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>>8961359
Twilight
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>>8961456
Nope, you have to listen, nobody can explain it better then lara.. err Lauren.

Kinda funny, lauren croft. They both are kind-alike.
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>>8961359

Twilight
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>>8961469

that's all you'll ever be
only shooting stars break the mold
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>>8961359
Trixie.
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>>8961359
22
Rarity
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>>8961359

I scored a 9, but can't be arsed to post a screen shot.

Applejack is best pony.
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>>8961474
Eh. I'm good.
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>>8961475
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>>8961475
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>>8961474
link?
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>>8961482
I think I'm okay with being average in this instance.

Also I forgot to post my favorite pone.
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>>8961467
>>8961497
http://www.mediafire.com/?d8w7ov46pbsjfiw
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>>8961491
>>8961471
>>8961475
hah, i got a 35.
pinkie pie, faggots.
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>>8961359
Got a 22.
Applejack, yo.
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>>8961519
is

is sweetie becoming an alicorn
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>>8961519
who shat?
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>19
>Pic related
I thought I would do worse better?
Be more of a sperg
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>>8961359
15, can't decide between Twilight and Pinkie.
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>>8961519

Did she fall out of bed?
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>>8961359
16
Twilight

We want low, right?
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>reach for coffee
>drank it all
>3rd time
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>>8961520
>02.mp3

Are there any more of these? A 01.mp3, 03.mp3, etc.?
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>>8961403
>licking

Normally I don't like human porn that much, but this one destroyed my penis. Oh my fucking god, I would've cum so hard it'd blow a hole in the ceiling. I want to stop being autistic and get a girl to make eye contact with me so she can do that to me, I don't even care if she's ugly, it'd be worth it.

http://xhamster.com/movies/914232/long_lick_job.html
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>>8961359
>12
>Fluttershy
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
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>>8961519
Perceptive is a little wonky. The perceptive lines doesn't seem to be aligned properly. Maybe try drawing out the vanishing point?
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>>8961578
That depends on whether or not you want to be autistic
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>>8961359

33

Rarity is best pony.
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>>8961359
20, Autism Sparkle
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>>8961587
http://www.mediafire.com/?8nnpe52rzb4tggk
http://www.mediafire.com/?c29fq5jdycwjdip
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>>8961538
Yes anon. Sweetie became an alicorn
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>>8961359

Fluttershy

>>8961423
>>8961596

>Flutterfags are the least autistic
Well ain't that something?
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>>8961611

now answer it as if you were your characters

I-I gotta know how autistic they are
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>>8961359
21
Twilight
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>>8961627

You can back off, I'm under 10 master race

that means she's mine
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Rarity is best pony.
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>>8961359
19, rarity
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>>8961625
She would be such a great princess. A great but sad princess
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>>8961650
I'm closer to average, fite me m8
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>>8961616

Awesome, thank you.

What are these sourced from?
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>>8961359
Pinkie Pie
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>>8961611
GG draw Suicide Watch pls.
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>>8961650
>having reverse autism
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>>8961611
>one point under GG
>also like Applejack

She'll be mine soon enough!
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>>8961675

>implying Fluttershy deserves average

IF YOU LOVE HER YOU'LL LEAVE
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>>8961686
Bronydoc part2
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hurr erm an autist

Not fucking surprised, I spend most my time with myself.

Also Loiro.
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>>8961359
29, Twilight.

>Above average autism levels
Welp.
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>>8961359
Pinkie Pie or S3 Fluttershy

Fite me.
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Rarity and/or Applejack is/are best pony.
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Doesn't pony look cute sleeping with whom they adore?
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>>8961611
DD draw a Nanaki
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>>8961712
oh shit son, how'd that happen.
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>>8961611
Well how about that, I'm less autistic then GG

Thanks science!
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>>8961167
>>8961259
>>8961291
>>8961299

Seems likes she's going to go all the way. It almost happened once before, but Lyra intervened. Since they had a "talk", Bonbon hasn't voiced her opinions to Lyra, but she isn't here right now. That rage filled pony is going to let you have it, so you decide to drop the act too. "Oh, the problem is me? That seems to be quite a problem for you seeing as I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Look, let's be civil, just tell me what I did wrong."

"Everything you are is wrong." Her eyes squint as her voice drops. "Just look at you! Walking only on your hind legs... a giant who can't even fit in that chair you're in... tentacles that squirm out of your front hooves... you shouldn't be here. An abomination is what you are. You are not meant to walk on Celestia's land. And worst of all, you took my friend away." Opening her eyes more, she stares with those arctic blues and raises her voice to an almost yell. "Not only from my company, but who she is! You've stolen Lyra and replaced her with a stranger. She talks about you all the time. About how 'fascinating' you are. Even about," her face forms into one of absolute disgust, "...the sex."

The idea of Lyra talking about the sex between you snaps you out of the moment and you say the first thing that comes to mind. "She says it's good, right?"

"Ah!" Scoffing at the question with a look of shock. "You can't be serious! There's no way that a horrendous form of a human would be good to anypony! The only thing you've done is break her. Turned her into a hollow shell and filled her with your sick perversion. I want her back. I want you gone."

What do?
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>>8961708
It's like I'm taking bread from John de Lancie's mouth. Think this calls for a beer!
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>>8961732
>how'd that happen.

Guess your autism is acting up
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>>8961359
29

Dash
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>>8961359
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>8961597
i did but i didn't measure the floorboard lines out very well if thats the issue. if not i can double check them
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>>8961762
Guess so.

Also the test is shit.
Obviously if someone spends a lot of time alone for a period of time they're going to be less inclined to enjoy social settings.
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>>8961727
I don't usually like that ship but that is a very cute pic
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>taking a shitty 50 question only test
Anons pls
This is a real test
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php

If you actually finish it you have autism
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>>8961778
And if you don't enjoy social things, you are inclined to spend more time alone
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>>8961779
v-invidia draws a lot of cute pictures.
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>>8961417
This guy's face unsettles me.
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>>8961788
Well thanks for spoiling it.
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>I'd rather go to a museum than a movie theater

the fuck kind of question is that?
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>>8961788
>Wordart header
>Justified to the left

IF YOU'VE GOT SUPER AUTISM YOU WON'T EVEN READ THE REST OF IT LIKE ME
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>>8961804
Are you a turbo nerd?
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>>8961359
>32
Applejack would never love me.
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>>8961423
>>8961487
>>8961627
>>8961696
>>8961772
what are you super-social people doing here

don't you have better things to do on weekend night/morning?
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>>8961750
well that's too damn bad, Bonny. I wonder what Lyra would say if she knew how you felt about the decisions she's made? Sounds to me like you don't trust her judgement to be with an "abomination" like me.

Maybe Lyra is the one you need to be talking to, because you won't get rid of me that easy.
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>>8961772
You're not autistic enough!
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>>8961721
shit forgot pic

captcha: impoppin some
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Roogno are you there
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>>8961417

is that a fucking downie eating shit
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>>8961788
>Wordart title
Nope.

>>8961802
Nah, pretty sure it's not a joke one, if you visit the main page there's a bunch of legit looking news posts looking at the results that are supposedly posted over a bunch of months.
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Dash, Weeee.
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>>8961797
It truly is a vicious cycle, anon.

I'm okay with it.
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>>8961750
>gratuitous racism
I didnt expect any less from BonBon

Go into some speech about how much of a dirty racist she's being, see if that will shake her. Ask what Lyra would think about her little speech.
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>>8961821

My friend left this afternoon after spending the night on Friday
Saturday night is my night
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>>8961804
>Movie theatre
Wait, did it say that? I took it as live-action theatre when I went through.
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>nobody has scored over 30 yet
I'm surprised. Well done, MLPG.
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>>8961875

that's a theatre, though

it said theater
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>>8961800
Also, this ship is a great ship.
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>>8961359
Derpy Hooves
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>>8961359
my favorite pony is my OC

A shame I'm not actually autistic enough to know how to get a solid 50
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>>8961882

I BET I CAN FUDGE A SCORE OF 50 BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
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>>8961882
>>8961891
ahahahahah
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>>8961882
>>8961891
>>8961895
Hue.
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>>8961804
>paying money to sit in a dark room with a thousand eager clappers for two hours while smelling their BO, listening to their shitty commentary, and their constant interruptions
>2013
shiggy
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>>8961891
>>8961895
goddamnit guys
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>>8961359
27

Favorite pony: Octavia

This is not a very good test. Anyone with half a brain could figure out how to get a 50.
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>>8961750
I'm really surprised, Bonbon. This is what you think of your friend? You think if I was a handsome stallion she loved she wouldn't be just as enthused with me? You think you could just keep her pinned under glass? You think I'M keeping her pinned under glass?
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>>8961915
The best time I ever had at the theater was when two of my friends and I saw a film in the last week of its run and nobody else was in attendance.
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Is it 4 am in here, or is it just me?
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>>8961922
You're not supposed to "figure out" how to get a 50 though. That'd be like cheating on an eye test or something.
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>>8961915
Glenn Gould go home.
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>>8961882
>WEH
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>>8961821
I'm not super social

I don't really like social settings until I actually get there and start enjoying myself

Also I hate myself, so that fucks up relationships

Also coursework
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>>8961882
Welp. Spoke too soon. >>8961891 >>8961895
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>>8961359
Dash
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>>8961860
I used to have friends, I was fairly well off until I was 11. I really miss them and I want to be able to talk to girls without freezing up and shaking.
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>>8961788
Wait a second...they changed it.
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>>8961957
It's 4:07. You're late.
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>>8961895
>not knowing how to get a 50 or 0 just by looking at the questions more than 5 seconds
I hate personality tests, it always feels like I'm complementing myself/pandering to my strengths and flaws.
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>>8961955

When I went to watch Hoot, nobody was in the theater

I snuck into Devil Wears Prada because empty theaters are scary alone
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>>8961957
Where you live, it is. Over where I am, it's 3 A.M.
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20

Twily
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>>8961359
Twily
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>>8961992
Central time master race
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>>8961982
In what way?
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>>8961979
I used to have friends too.

Then one day I just got thrown to the side by all five of them.
To this day I still don't know why.
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>>8961986
The ones that got me were along the lines of "Do you remember people's birthdays"

Like, an autist might remember dates really well but not remember stuff about people.
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Twily is so pretty. I need to start going to libraries to pick up girls. Or the local stable to get me some winking action.
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>>8962015
Because you are an alicorn holding a cinder.
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>>8962012
I am more than sure that the eye pictures weren't before.
Just 150 questions.
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>>8961359
>tfw according to this test, I'm more austistic than most of you
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>>8961882

>>8961603
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>>8961821
I'm not that social, anon, but I'd like to be. I like being in groups. I just don't get the opportunity very often.
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>>8962034
I wish I was a pyromancer.
Shit would be too cool.
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>>8962017
>tfw I know Frodo and Bilbo's birthday but it takes me a few seconds to remember my mother's
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>>8961774
If I were you, I will plan out the second vanishing point as well. The horizontal edges of the bed kinda irk me. Unless you are going for a wide-angle lens effect, of course. (which in that case, you should draw out the other side of the room a well to complete the look)

Sweetie also looks too big for her bed, unless that was the effect you are going for? I noticed that your ponies tend to look pretty large.
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>>8962038
>that feel

I wasn't even trying to score high or anything

I thought I was among friends here
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>>8962032

>implying you'll find a nerdy girl in a library and not on an obscure forum

It's 2013, anon. Unless you're picking up gmilfs or their grandkids then you don't want to scout at the library.
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>>8961979
>>8962015
its facts like these that make me seriously consider that my friends and social life may have all been due to my parents and family.
once my really outgoing social brother left and i moved out, i have no friends AFK.
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>>8962017
That's a definite autism question, in realit, it's a really bad question because you're supposed to know people's birthdays, like your mother's or father's. It doesn't translate well into the whole "numbers and patterns" generalization of autists.
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>>8962046
I would share my flame with you, Anon~
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>>8962057
A-a legitimate 32 isn't that bad, is it?

is it?
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>>8962058
>or their grandkids
unf
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>MLPG discussing what in an autism quiz may contribute to the score
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>>8962073
>very high
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>>8962073

Autism isn't a bad thing, so no.
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>>8962094

nigga this ain't /soc/

but get a better haircut, that's awful
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>>8962073
any online test isn't really going to tell you anything you don't already know

if you really wanted to find out if you had it or not you probably need to go get tested for real
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>>8962071
That's sweet of you anon.
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>>8962117
b-but muh personality quiz!

But yeah, it's not easy being both high-functioning enough to not be worth counting as a sperglord but too asocial to be "normal".
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>>8961882
Mmm, auttities...
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My little autism general
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>>8962094
>That haircut
>That nose
>That skin
>THAT FUCKING FACIAL HAIR
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>>8962058
There was a cutie in the outpatient rehab program I went to, but I was too much of an autist and anxious the whole time, she was an alkie so I was planning on taking her out drinking to see if I could get my dick sucked
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>Rarity was Element of Inspiration originally
>lauren confirms she is n artist
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Seriously how did cloudsdale expect to accomodate non flying pone for equestria games>
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>>8962172

HERE COMES INSPIRATION
WHEEEEN MY MUSIC MEETS YOUR SCIENCE
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>>8962183
That style is kinda nifty.
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>>8961821
Social doesnt exclude lazy
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>>8962183
As much as this gag is being revisited, I'm pretty sure Celestia would be willing to accommodate cloudwalking spells for all visitors and participants.
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I can't figure out how to get this to 50
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>>8962135
that's more or less how I feel

I know I'm vastly less social than most people I've met but I feel like if it was actually due to a mental disorder they would've spotted it when I was a kid
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>>8962220
To be fair that's lazy animation.
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>>8962221

>trying

it was inside you all along
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>this will never happen
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>>8962052
yeah i suppose you're right. its just a huge pain the ass considering its so far away.

and i made her smaller after i posted, actually
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>>8962240
>madmax/GG in charge of the joke
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>>8962240

>DOODLES

lost it
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>>8962226
I think they put me through an autism test when I was like 9 (under the pretense of "special IQ test for special kids" or whatever), and it seems like, based on the fact that I wasn't medicated or recommended for therapy, that it came up negative.
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>>8962221
>Average Flutterfags
But MLPG Flutterfags average at 10
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>>8962221

Jokes on you. It doesn't go to 50
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>>8962257
well at least it wasn't s-

oh
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>>8962220
>>8962232
eh its probably an easy enough spell
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>>8962277
It doesn't?
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>>8961788
I DID IT
>Spoiler
GODDAMIT
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>>8962240
Pinkie Pie should bald.
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>>8962286
It's lazy animation, like six bon bon's in the background
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>>8962240
But don't they know the offspring would be sterile

Don't they want grandkids?
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>>8961788
I don't understand
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>>8962297
i'd still love her anyway.
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>>8962316
In Sonic Rainboom almost everyone in the croud was a pegasus.
Except Lyra who was doing her bouncing animation.

It's an easy spell mate
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>Implying early Green Day isn't good
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>>8962232
>>8962316
Anon, are you trying to say Celestia isn't capable of a cloudwalking spell?
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>>8962332
>Surrogate
Please go read a book
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>>8962339
You're kinda autistic but not very autistic
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>>8962347
Who are you quoting?
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>>8961359
Fluttershy is best pony.
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>>8962360
Not /mu/, that's for sure, they love Dookie.
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>>8962342
is not about the spell mate is about lazy animation
and i'm not your mate, bro
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Why are flutterfags in MLPG the least autistic?
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>>8962352
which one
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>>8962369
>not Kerplunk

Do you even music?
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>>8962378
Well bro I'm just saying that a cloud walking spell seems to be a basic thing

And I'm not your bro, friend
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>>8962395
Catch-22
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>>8962394
tootbros
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>>8962347
I liked some of their early stuff. There ain't much punk left in them these days, though.

Also ponies
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>>8962394

Probably because everyone that doesn't like her finds her "too boring"

Guess autism needs more flashing colors
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>>8962408
okay
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>>8962395
Lolita
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>>8962414

>ain't much

Don't be so generous, CC.

which pony belongs to which genre clique
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>>8962316
>like six bon bon's in the background
Like one wasn't hell enough
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>>8961750
>>8961822
>>8961864
>>8961948

"Wow... I knew you hated me, but racism? Seriously? I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked... What if I was a pony? Would it be okay then? Or would any man not be good enough? What if I told Lyra about what you just said, about your prejudice and general bitchness? You've never given me a chance! How do you know how much of an abomination I am? I love her and she loves me, and that is what matters. I'm staying, and that's final."

Bonbon holds her ground, not showing any body language of remorse. "First of all, I've known her a lot longer than you have. If you said something, I would lie and she'd believe me. Second, you aren't even of this world, so I am perfectly valid and right. Third, she's had coltfriends before, and I've never felt this applaud. My instincts are never wrong. Why should I give you a chance? I already know you... the second I drop my guard, you would take advantage of me." Whoa, what? "That form you have is suited only for one thing, taking. You've taken my friend, and her normal want for stallions. The way she describes you grabbing her rear with your 'fingers', as you use her to your desires. The way she squirms as you won't let up. It's filthy." She gulps. "It's not right! An incubus is what you are! A d-demon who controls through lust... from Tartarus, you are, and you should go back!"

What do?
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>>8961788
I did both.

Celestia is best pony.
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>>8962395
Nine Tomorrows
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>>8962415
>scored a 29
>favorite pony is dash

I can confirm this
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>>8962440

FREUD

FREUD GET IN HERE
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>>8962419
pedo please leave
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>>8962415
I don't think she's boring, just her episodes
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>>8962429
we get it you hate bonbon because she's fucking your waifu
get over it
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