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What if Luna and Celestia went bad at the same time?
>in an alternate universe somewhere
>>8883158>meanwhile, in this universe, she's just a prostitute instead of a pornstar
Nightmare Moon does better corruption than Chrysalis. we should have more Twilight-becomes-a-servant-of-NMM than we do.
>>8883158Whoa she dyed a stripe of her hair like Twilights!
>>8883185I am happy that Chrysalis was confirmed to have corruptive powers in the most recent issue.Even if changeling tf isn't confirmed, this will do well enough.
>>8883182What do you think her price is? Like, obviously if you approached her with a trillion dollars, you're good, but what do you think is actually the tipping point?
>>8883144Fluttershy is a nice pony
Remember not to be a pedophile.It's pretty easy as long as you don't ship Scootaloo with Rumble.
>>8883168FUCK YOU BATMAN! YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD!
>>8883202Not like we seen the last of her if the comic is true. I bet there might be an episode of her in Season 4.
>>8883228I don't ship any pony.
>>8883221i dunnohow much was she getting paid to show up at Unicon, probably just under that
>>8883228Ok, that's goodSee, I was worried because I ship Scootaloo with Sweetie and Applebloomand myself
>>8883222She sure does.
It is timefor the night
What if your favorite pony sexually assaulted you when you were drinking together and you had too much and had to go lie down
>>8883221i don't think it's that much. i genuinely do believe that this entire experience has irreparably frayed her psyche. maybe ten thousand, fifty.
>>8883261How could she sexually assault me?
Better question, actually: What is your price, MLPG?If a fat, ugly brony waved a fistful of cash in your face, how much would he need to count out for you to spend a night with him, sucking him off and making him feel like Blueblood?
>>8883261Its not assault if I like it.
>>8883274With her vagina.
>>8883256Aight, guess it's time for the night.
>>8883254>Fluttershy is a nice pony>She sure does.>is>doeswhat?
>>8883235I would give my left kidney to see them <strike>make out</strike> fuck.
>>8883247Thats one crowded ship.
>>8883280You're drunk. You can't consent.
>>8883235Are we doing this?
>>8883287Excuse me, wtf are you doin
>>8883276>inbf tf2 reference
>>8883228I love to imagine Scootaloo and Rumble acting like they hate each other in public.Scootaloo actually really likes him though, so she's just pretending Rumble's not pretending
>>8883295She's drunk too. Does that mean we're sexually assaulting each other?
>>8883288I don't mind squeezing in
>>8883295BullshitBy the time we're done SHE'LL be the one who feels assaulted.
>>8883308I don't really know. I'm kinda drunk, thought it would work.
>>8883261Then suddenly Fluttershy
>>8883315what kind of japanese term does that fall under
>>8883331No problem, careful though you might get assaulted by a pony.
>>8883325>Anon staggers at pony>tries to swipe her with his dick>trips>hits his head on the table>vomits>passes out
>>8883276hahaha i'd probably settle for a few thousand honestlyhe could literally do any sexual act he wanted with me for 2 grand, i dont give a fuck
>>8883261>"i know you want this, don't you, darling? if you didn't, you wouldn't be this hard, silly boy."
>>8883276>not taking the money and running off
>>8883353>hits his head on the tableShit nigger that can be fatal. She'd continue anyway
>>8883301this show will haunt my memories forever
>>8883318She was just drinking sociably, you're the one who had too much. She planned this, Anon. She's been planning this for weeks.
>>8883347>mfw that is my fetish
>>8883383Why would she do that?
>>8883363ishould probably draw this
>>8883401She doesnt know you'd willingly let her.She doesnt know how you feel Anonand now she might do something terrible
>>8883401you told her she was like your best friend.she decided she was more than that.
>>8883274With a broomstick, causing rectal prolapse and extensive internal damage.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima
>>8883185I'm always for more NMM corruption>Nightmare Moon stalks slow, purposeful circles around Twilight while speaking sincerely about her potential>all the while, the starry mist from her mane permeates the air>Twilight has a hard time not breathing it in>it gets more difficult for her to think or react>eventually finds herself just glazing over and taking in Nightmare Moon's every weighted word
TEST OF PATIENCEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BqQ1piy-7sQ
>>8883429>that link titleNOPE
>>8883425Scherzo wrote a fic like this. And then NMM swapped genders and raped Twilight.
How do I talk to a pony? I don't want to set a bad first impression.
>>8883429>observations on MLP is a new video series I'll be doing in whichthanks but no thanks anon
>>8883454You stole that from my description of Ken's OC didn't you?
>>8883449Well thats easy you just give her a nice big ol' apple and say Hi!
>>8883454>pinkieYou actually did it you motherfucker
>>8883454this doesnt seem very princessly
>>8883454This is not a happy scenario
>>8883363If we continue that Rarity discussion from last night I'm staying.
>>8883454this is terriblewhy are you doing this
>>8883454Why does Pinkie Pie being complicit in a gang sexual assault so hot
>>8883429>Oh hey, someone posted DigibronyEh. I'm not sure why I subscribed to his channel. I disagree with many of his opinions and I don't even try to argue with him in the comments. What's wrong with me?
>>8883488Well not contributing to the shithole that is youtube comments is cool anon but the whole subscribing thing makes you a bad person.
>>8883484it's what happened to him to male him sex-phobiche's trying to finally get over it by releasing the repressed feelings in comic form
>>8883447Link?I didn't know scherzo wrote thingsMaybe I just forgot
>>8883514What a twist!
>>8883514now let the sexing commence
>>8883514>the glow around Twilight's horn intensifies>Spike gasps>Rarity meets Twilight's gaze and smiles>then her horn starts glowing
>>8883514This is still sexual assault and it's still mean.
>>8883515>>8883523Oh yeah he used to write fics.It was him who first wrote and essentially gave Scratch her red eye colorOh look it's still herehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1_lIi4Wgx6tCPHqc-pGkGhBKZRLb9P7RVLnP2t9zLPFc/edit?authkey=CIS6ubwI&authkey=CIS6ubwI
>>8883574some people are into this kind of stuff
>>8883587But her eyes are magenta.
>>8883574>having sex with three hot mares as they compliment your massive organ>sexual assault
>>8883596And some people are into sounding. Not everything is for everyone.
Do you think the La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo made MLP:FiM popular?
>>8883514Fuck you gutter tramp, I wanted sexual abuse with tears.
>>8883623Spike's being held unwillingly, it's sexual assault
>>8883623He's still just a kid, who moments ago was begging for them to stop
>>8883623>three hot guys forcing you into sex in an alleyway as they compliment your massive tits>rape
>>8883624It's a good thing this is a work of fiction then so nobody is actually being hurt and their desires can be changed on a whim
If I made an imgur album for the rest of this Spike stuff, would I get banned for posting it?
>>8883623>tfw 3 drunk mares will never lick you from base to head all at the same time while magically molesting you
>>8883596>>8883624some people are into both these things
>>8883519Thanks Anon. I needed to hear that. I'll work on making some changes.
>>8883658Don't think soI haven't even seen a link get deleted yet
>>8883640>you will never>>8883658NoLinking NSFW content is allowed as long as you label the links as such
>>8883658Don't think so. At least, not if it's just the link.
>>8883587>5 readers alreadyI guess the fire's been lit
would you a pudgy pony?
>>8883658you're going to draw his baby dragon weenie?
>>8883638>>8883639that's his fault for being a fucking beta>>8883640dude that's sexist
>>8883658possibly, but hopefully not post it in your art thread instead
>>8883683I would help her eat healthy and invite her to exercise more
Question for you all, if like all your favourite ponies + siblings came into your world, would you seriously not try to hide them? Would you start bringing your Equestria friends to bars or something?
>>8883662Its great being into lots of stuffIts a rare fetishtime on MLPG that I can't enjoy at least something that's going on
>>8883683That ain't pudgy. That's morbidly obese.
>>8883692>all 3 were groomed, lured into taking drugs, then extorted for sexual favors using drugs as payment
>>8883692this actually made me giggle a little
>>8883683vigorouslyfrom behindwhile fondling her pudge
>>8883709Are they still ponies?and why do her siblings have to come?
>>8883683Depends on the pony
>>8883692GODAMMIT ANON YOU RUINED GG'S STORYTIME
>>8883727I never said you would be having sex with her silly
I mean will you start getting offended when your waifu isn't allowed into eateries due to health code violations?
>>8883748but that was a dark and terrible storywe saved spike
>>8883692>Rule #1: If Weaver CAN cockblock Anonymous, he will.
>>8883683I would all the chubby ponesat the same timeeven that banana one posted earlier
>>8883709I'd introduce them to my family, marry her, then go on honeymoon to Vanuatu.
>>8883760he hasn't ruined Applejack Season yet
GG, do this r63-ified next.
>>8883749I don't want to have sex with her silly, I want to have sex with her.
>>8883692did he keep the enlarged cock or did that go away too
>>8883782>discord turns to him>"So is it really that big?"
>>8883775Would you have sex with this pony's silly?
It's like you forget that ponies mean something else entirely on our world, or the fact that they're naked most of the time. Are you gonna make your waifu wear clothes in public
>>8883782Twilight's horn was glowing from her holding his arms and legs out, not her altering his dickcaptcha: forced alfgag
>>8883749>tfw you'll never fuck a chubby pone silly
>>8883692Come on Glitter, where be that link?
>>8883801Can't I just go back to equestria with her instead?
>>8883111More important: does the eternal night mean that I'm also allowed to sleep all day long?
>>8883801pony in clothes are extra cute, so yes, I would encourage my pony to wear clothing
The only way you'll get away is if you go to a bar where no one is sane or sober
So y'all are tellin me human mares cover their teats all day?Doesn't that get uncomfortable?
>>8883816 No, they're stuck for the time being
Holy FUCK.Is that anon who posted the Rorschach in Equestria story a few days ago around?What are the fucking odds that as soon as I find out it exists it updates.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8933/21/rorschach-in-equestria/chapter-18-preview
>>8883832So, a gay bar?
>>8883750We can just eat outside. I can even go through the drive-thru on her back.
>>8883845gg pls >>8883773
>>8883792why is what's his name from that video game movie honking pinkie?
>>8883854Can she use magic to turn into a human or something?I'm kinda worried what would happen if people saw a magical talking horse. Somebody would probably try to dissect her or something.
>>8883864 yeah that sucks doesn't it, you can't have a nice dinner out with your waifu+ siblings
>>8883813>Come on Glitter, where be that link?The guy who asked about an Imgur gallery link is not meI don't know why he pretended to be me to ask that, exceptA) to get everyone's hopes upB) to suggest the idea to me by asking for me and therefore implying that it was a good idea
>>8883900It's Bash-it Bill.
>>8883906holy shit her tear lasers are piercing spikes head.
>>8883892 And now you realize why i like my pony waifu's 80% human or greater
>>8883823NNM for Prime God Empress of the Imperial States of Everything please.
>>8883917>bonk it benmy sides
>>8883917>no Dang-It Bobby>not Sponge-It Bob
>>8883845glitter glue you seem a bit sarcastic about this turn of events
I want to cum inside Luna
>>8883917>ps3 with broken spoilers
>>8883805>Banana pone has been making eyes at you all dayWould you?
>>8883967>she'd get mad every time you tell her you made a moonpie
what horrible thing am i drawing tonight, mlpg
>>8883940I would be mostly okay with that I guess
>>8883994AJ in a silly hat
>>8883994Nothing. You should draw cute ponies doing cute things.
>>8883980But that's Daring Do
>>8883994stallions frotting their magically enlarged dicks
>>8883967Don't we all?
>>8883980Yeah. Bananas are the shit. I wonder if she tastes like bananas.
>>8883906Fuck. feelsbadmancaptcha $2.62 rpvitic
>>8883994>>8884009AJ being a silly pony while wearing a silly hat.
>>8883980As gentle or as hard as she wants.
>>8883514Someone change the speech bubbles to something like>wait, where'd it go?>I think it fell off!>wh-what?!
>>8883994Fluttershy biting rarity's ass
>>8883980any way she wanted
>>8883994Rabbi pony porn
>>8883855Hey, thanks!Too bad it's not a full update, but at least this means there's more coming
>>8883994Blueblood absorbing the essences of guardsmen. sexually.
GG, how are you settling in in your new place?
>>8884051Thank goodness. When I compared the update dates I immediately assumed the author either stopped caring about it or died.
>>8884054That has a really cool background. I love the brushes they used.
>>8883931i don't see anything wrong
Would you let pony wear the saddle?
>>8884024There would be no possible explanation for why she wouldn't.>>8884035>>8884042Congratulations, she gives you a bananana and tells you to meet her behind the food 4 less at 3 o clock.Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?
>>8884112Only if they promise to put on the bridles.
>>8884112I'd be a fool not to
>>8884120I would rub her belly but I wouldn't let it go any further than that
>>8884107draw more Rabbit Pals. What does Loira look like as a Wabbit?
>>8884120I'd prefer a bedroom, but if she's eager and we can hide in the dark why not?
>>8884120>Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?any time, any location, any way she wanted
>>8883994A bunch of Surprises being super annoying in Cloudsdale
>>8884120Bananas are shit
>>8884173the bruise easily
>>8884173banana peels feel so nice on my dick though
>>8884120She seems kinda retarded, I don't really want to stick my dick in that
Weaver pls I wanna see Spike's giant dragon dong.
Would you escort pony through an underwater level?
>>8884173You insultin' my distant relatives partner?
>>8884205I would have sex with pony in an underwater level
Which pony has the biggest Harem?
>>8884217 It'd have to be a pony that knows how to swim thogh
>>8884173bananas are best fruit
>>8884138>>8884147>>8884154>you eagerly run over to a bush and dive in it>you wait 5 goddamn minutes for Bananana to strut over >she *really* liked belly rubs>you two rascals are just about to make sandwiches when Rad Ribbon rips open the bush>"AHA SO THIS IS WHERE YOU TWO WENT">>8884190She just can't English right
>>8884286Quick! Maintain spaghetti levels and attempt to turn it into a threesome!
>>8883892For the purposes of this scenario here's a tier list for how well each pony will S:Twilight, LyraA: Celestia, LunaC: TrixieAlso sibling is based on whatever the pony you're calling forth considers a sibling. Calling forth Scootaloo will also drag Rainbow Dash into your world. Just like calling Twilight will drag Spike and Shiny into our world (Maybe the rest of the alicorn sisters too your choice)
>>8884314Whoops sorry the tier list is for how well a pony can transform into a human
>>8884234used to be Luna, now Twilight
>>8884314>>8884330Ah, easy mode.
>>8883892>>8884314How can they use magic at all? They're on Earth.
>>8884375It's uhh built into their bodies in this scenario, pegasai still fly too
>>8884145all rightmore rabbit pals eventuallyI still have Ice Pack and Applejack Season in the meantime though
>>8883892>>8884314where did they learn spells to turn into humansi never see them turn into anything on the show
>>8884392Twilight turned Rarity into a slut on episode one. Someday she'll be back to normal.
>>8884386Ice Pack was a very rude zebra, spying on her in the shower.
>>8884392There are transformation spells + Twilight writing magic is why she is on the top tier, in this scenario Lyra has her human obsession which gives her the capability of becoming one...I dunno a lot of Lyra fans here, I needed to throw them something
>>8884386Is there a reason why you don't go by weaver anymore?
Here MLPG, I drew Princess Cheeselegs for you. Enjoy
>>8884392they've transformed other things, they could probably transform themselves.
>>8884309>>8884333>Red Robbin's eyes are now darting all over the place in anger>for some reason she's insanely pissed>"BANANA, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE WHITESNAKE TONIGHT">holy shit Whitesnake? you would be pissed if you were her as well>you open up your menu>Diplomacy:43>It'll do"Ribbon!">"WHAT""now hear me out, we both reeaally need to blow off steam, i mean come on, Whitesanke.">She is listening intently>this might work for once>"I say we find a hotel room and fuck like chubby rats all night">Ribbon stares at you>"room service is on me">she jumps into your arms>"well lets not waste any time shall we?"
>>8884430it's shit and you should feel shitty for posting it
>>8884430If you pick Chrysalis, you drag her entire changeling army to earth
>>8884455Do I get to help her make her army?
>>8884440Aww yes! Time to lose it in two minutes and spend the rest of the time pushing them over the edge with my hands!
>>8884478She won't immediately like you, you'll just wake up and find Changelings in your houseAlso, in this scenario Octavia = Inkie Pie, if you pick Pinkie or Octavia as your waifu both are dragged into our world
>>8884485At least you bother to finish them off instead of just apologizing and rolling over to sleep
>>8884405>Ice Pack was a very rude zebra, spying on her in the shower.whatever, they're always naked anywayit's not like he'd be seeing anything he wouldn't normally seeexcept those eyes>>8884421>Is there a reason why you don't go by weaver anymore?I doGlitter Glue is just my handle for these threadsjust like I use Player 1 in animal crossing threads
>>8884504>not wanting to watch chubby pones jiggle and cry out in climaxWhat monster does that?
So what's it gonna be anons are you going to seriously let your waifu and her siblings get dragged into our world and then have to deal with the ramifications of potentially having a pony girlfriend?
>>8884517sure, as long as she won't be killed or anything.
>>8884517I think Princess Cheeselegs would be a top, that's pretty sexy.
>>8884009>>8884031there u gowhats next
>>8884527That depends on your actions
>>8884517id ram her ficationsIF YA KNOW WHAT I MEANHEYOOOOOO
>>8884517Nothing good can come of poni being in our world, it is not safe
>>8884517I'd be okay with it as long as she and her family aren't taken instantly by the government for being talking ponies. They would.
>>8884534Then you have to deal with her army, in this scenario changelings are vicious but to not have tough exteriors to last long against human weaponry. You can "zerg rush" but in many cases that will wind up with a lot of changelings getting killed
>>8884517>Pony waifu and siblingsSHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGSOH SHITTHIS IS BAD VALUEBetter get Rarity thenWAITTHEY STILL CAN'T BREEDBETTER BRING AJ
>>8884511So what, does Eyespack just stay with her even after he finds out her secret? Is he conflicted over whether or not she really loves him? Does she know that he knows? If they both know does she prefer to stay in her zebra form for him?
>>8884550Your waifu + siblings appear in your living space
>>8884536forgot my nameany new requests
>>8884558If they don't have siblings then only your waifu goes through
>>8884485>>8884516>tfw giving orgasms is my fetishYesYessss
>stomach pains since I woke up>been there all dayFUCK
>>8884570Chubby nurse pony hitting the vending machine
>>8884536holy shit anon
>>8884570Twilight (unicorn or alicorn your choice) and Spike at a IHOP/Dennys/Waffle House
>>8884568Be really difficult to keep them hidden though, so I think it would eventually end anyway.
>>8884557Why wouldn't they change into humans and take us over from the inside? That would be much more effective. And I will be her submissive human slave boyfirend
>>8884579YOU'RE GONNA BE A MOMMY
>>8884576>one of them babbles incessantly as she gets closer and closer>the other simply pants harder and harder, faint wisps of moans leaking in every now and then
>>8884534She'd be cuter if she wasn't a gross bug
>>8884564I guess you'll have to stay tuned to find out what happens next!
>>8884576I don't think that's a fetish anon
>>8884587gotta be a lil more specific anon
>>8884485>>8884504>You and your chubby new fuck buddies kick rocks down to the local Ponetel 6>Fueled with enough energy to power manhatten for two weeks, you kick in the door>the ponies wiggle out from your grasp and hop onto the bed>well one of them does>Bana gracefully canters over to the bed and tries to pull herself onto it>every time she plops back onto the floor he flank and tummy jiggle slightly, Ribbon just giggles at the sight.>meanwhile, you swear your dick was pulling you towards her like an asteroid caught by the earths gravirty>you restrain yourself long enough to pick her up by her haunches and lift her onto the bed>you rip off your pants and hop into bed3/?
>>8884590Yes, but their disguises aren't perfect and there are several ways in which they can be spotted (most powerful is an X-Ray machine which immediately notes that they aren't human)
>>8884608Dick bulge in tight clothing.
>>8884602A fetish is something that elicits an erotic response that is not genitalia, fixation on orgasms is a fetishI enjoy diddling women far more than I do actually fucking them
>>8884589I didn't think any of you would think sensibily and I thought you'd start going out with your pony waifu and complaining when people treated you awkwardly
>>8884619yeah ok but WHICH HORSE
>>8884624Actually that's a kink.A fetish is technically something without which it is difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm.
Would you carry rarity around like a cat?
>>8884629I'd want to really badly, but I'd be more afraid of the implications of a magical cartoon pony being on Earth.
>>8884637That's a dependencyThe definition of a fetish is what I stated, focusing and popping boners over stuff that isn't regular sex
>install Feed the Beast on the server>Fluttershy immediately starts breeding bees>Applejack lays out extensive farms>Twilight scoffs at Thaumcraft, then researches everything and uses golems and turtles to run her base>Rainbow Dash bums enough UU off of Twilight to make a gravichestplate and spends the entire time zipping around>Rarity sets up a wool farm and spends all day mixing and matching the different armor sets>Pinkie Pie makes a firework factory and covers spawn in cakes
>>8884653Not the same guy who last told you you were full of shit, but you're full of shit anon. A fetish is something that makes it impossible or difficult to achieve orgasm.That being said, I suppose consensual sex could be a kink.
>>8884612Oh my.Do I just unf and request more or supply an action?
>>8884612are you Blessed Writefriend?
>>8884650The thing that bugs me about this artist is he never finishes anything.He just renders a couple spots and then stops.
Would pinkie carry your babies? Non sexually.
>>8884652The US government is benevolent and in any allied country with them will keep you and your waifu together.If your waifu is mostly a normal pony, you'll be free to leave with her + siblings on certain restrictions.However the more bizarre/powerful your waifu is, the more dangerous things become at getting caught. This is a downside for picking alicorns
>>8884672Well then I guess all of my fetishes aren't fetishesI can get off on regular old sex just fineThings are just much more intense and I enjoy them more if they involve my fetishes
>>8884698He's just bullshiting. The basic definition of a fetish is a "sexual craving". The extra terms that he's using to define it are his own interpretation.
>>8884668fuck my autism but that's adorable and I love it
>>8884696I didn't pick an alicorn though, she just kinda became one.
>>8884696>TwilightWelp, so much for that.
>>8884668That's cute yo.
>>8884707how about some blockpones?
No boner, bad boner, stop boner.
>>8884706S'what I thoughtEvery definition of fetish everywhere on the internet states it as a sexual craving of something that isn't genitals
>>8884711Twilight Sparkle will put you in an extreme wild card scenario, she'll have the greatest chance to remain hidden, but her Spike and Shiny pose a huge risk of getting caught and have a lot of bad outcomes
>>8884686Could donkeys breed with ponies?
>>8884735Is she ok?
>>8884592>you immediately start tonguing it up with your yellow pudgy sweetheart>you pin her down (as if she was going anywhere fast) and mash your lips together as your tongues search for each other>when they meet she moans into the kiss as she loses herself in your kiss>Ribbon just looks on as you two smooch it up>bored>she pulls you onto you back, breaking your kiss>she plants herself on top of you and starts to grind into you>"Im tired of sitting on the sidelines, time to get down to business.">quick say something sexy"I like business... uh... Sex business!">"...">Bana: "who's your writer?">Bana comes to your rescue and resumes her smooching>>8884674Yes, help me out here man.>>8884675Nope. I'm AppleDan, writer or "confirmed shitposter" to one anon.
>>8884738I guess I'll just have to keep them locked up in the basement then.I'll also need to build a basement.
>>8884740what is a mule
>>8884751Am I wearing my business socks?
wait a minute is appledan croptool
>>8884752Hoping she doesn't teleport out, she can use magic to turn her and her friends into humans easily and can perform a huge amount of reality warping feats, also has the greatest chance of getting back home.
>tfw you see stuff like this and think you can get somewhere with this drawing thing
>>8884740Then their baby would be an infertile mule.
>>8884789so that meansall the stallions in town can fuck them without a worry?
>>8884802>that's why Rarity is such a giant slut>she's an infertile mule
>>8884785I didn't mean I was going to keep Twilight locked up, just shining armor and spike.Why is spike there anyway? I thought you said siblings?
In all honesty I'd still probably get Twilight sent here
>>8884815>the diamond dogs were right
>>8884740>>8884757>>8884789If the sperm and egg were combined before the implantation wouldn't the offspring be a donkey?
>>8884826yes, but then it wouldn't be a donkey and a pony breeding.
>>8884819Anyone who the individual considers siblings...Due to these rules if you pick Scoots you'll drag Dash in too
>>8884802Sure, if they're not worried about STDs
>>8884815That would explain why she got incredibly offended when the diamond dogs spanked her and called her a mule.
>>8884751I'm going to go with sexy unless goofy is preferred.>your hands fumble for Red's hips as your tongue dances in Banana's mouth>she tastes just like her name, though it's hard to focus on flavors with a chubby mare grinding into your groin>soon she lifts up a little and you feel your cock begin to lift up, gripped by her magic>once it's upright she roughly slams back down onto you>you groan into the kiss as she winks hard and lets out a satisfied sigh
>>8884819You think Twily would let you do that?
>>8884833Zecora, dude. She's got potions to cure pretty much fucking anything. Plus there's probably spells to protect you too. Disease is hardly something ponies ever have to worry about.
>>8884837>ERPing >ERPing about OCs>ERPing about OCs in a live horsespongebobwindow.jpg
>>8884845>Zecora>potionsWe all know what those potions are really for.
>>8884826I doubt they have that kind of insemination tech in ponyville. But yes, if they could get the fertilized egg from both parents growing in the womb of a surrogate they still be their baby 100% genetically.
>>8884840If I could convince her that having them walking around town would be dangerous then maybe.I'd at least try to make it comfortable for them
>>8884856She and Shiny would just turn them and spike into humansGetting jiggy with Twilight means you need to make sure Shiny doesn't cockblock you
>>8884765>>8884837>As Ribbon is about to take little anon on the ride of his life she notices youre still wearing your socks>she cocks her head to the side and asks you>"are you seriously wearing socks to bed?">you break away from Bana and answer back>"yeah. these are my business socks.">She looks at you puzzledYou raise an >"the socks I wear when im gettin' down to business">You thrust upwards and she moans hard>>8884849Buckle up bro, things are about to get weird
>>8884852Well yeah, enlargement and shit like that. But she's gotta have all sorts of protective potions. A morning-after potion. Who knows.
>>8884870>you raise an *eyebrowIts that late at night
>>8884867If she really thinks that's best then I'm not going to argue with her.
>>8884870>the tune plays in your head and you time your thrusts to the rhythm of the song>Banana's mouth just sort of hangs open, not quite sure what's going on>pulling a hand away from Red's cutie marks you snap your fingers to get her attention>twirling your index finger around she smiles and turns>you let out a groan as she unceremoniously plops her ass on your head and begins to grind it back and forth
>4am>sitting on the internet waiting for posts>that sudden realization that you're old>that all the kids are asleep>have all the items you ever wanted bought>nothing left>waiting for the big next thing that never comes
>>8884920You also can't go on here and start bragging about it
Why is she so ◘ /co/?
>>8884948That's life. Nothing means anything but it's everything
>>8884948Get a hobby.
>>8884948Don't worry, anon.I'm sure the apocalypse will come soon. At least before 2020.
>>8884948Become a serial killer.
>>8884982sometimes I wish the world really had ended last DecemberI wouldn't have had to deal with Twilicorn, for one thing
>>8884998>implying in your post life simulation in heaven you wouldn't eventually make twilight into an alicorn
>>8884948start doing heroin or coke, preferably both
>>8884948Go to bed
>>8884931>you grab her hips and lap at her nethers like a snake searching for its prey>as you expected, she tastes like bananas down here too>but the taste is much sweeter here, as if she had a banana split between her legs instead of a vagina>she wiggles and writhes in your graps, she can barely stand the amount of pleasure youre putting her through>while push your tongue deeper into her, Red is getting jealous from the lack of attention
>>8885004>not my dying hallucinogenic fantasyalthough I guess there's not too much difference when you think about ithey >>8884948, how old are you anyway?
>>8884971Vidya/this are my hobbies. For the longest time, since I was a kid it was my goal to be able to afford nice screens/games/pcs. I just never thought i'd be financially stable and have all these items at my age. Heck I grew up with one nes and didn't even have a snes.>>8884997nah praying on the weak is for fags>>8885008maybe>>888502326
>>8885048Then don't kill the weak. Only kill the strong.
>>8885052>bear serial killer claims fourth victim in a week
>>8885022>she makes her presence known by using her magic to give your balls a light squeeze>you nearly choke on Banana's juices as you get the message and resume thrusting up into her>her throaty moans and hisses of pleasure tell you you're doing a good job>Banana on the other hand is simply breathing hard and whispering something unintelligible
>>8885052>become a serial serial killer>hunt down and kill other serial killers
>>8885048Heroin is fun as fuck, coke is for rich people
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY PURPLE?I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BORN THIS WAY
THIS IS WHERE THE CARTS LIVEGET YOU ONE
Can I stop loving pony?
>>8885048>26>Have kids alreadyThe fuckThey better be newborns or something
>>8885074But I like you purple
>>8885048Grow weed, it's gardening, except you get to smoke the flowers
>want a peanut butter sandwich>only have sourdough breadEh, not as bad as I expected.
>>8883421She's your very best frieeeend!
>>8885107>ever doubting delicious based sourdough.I bet you buy cheap, shitty white sandwich bread.
>>8885113>not buying rye
>>8885113I just didn't think it would go well with peanut butter. I mean I bought it to make deli sandwiches but I ran out of meat.
>>8885108>This asshole that always comes in at 4am and replies to old as fuck postsAre you actually retarded?
QUICKHow do you calm down Rarity after someone calls her a slut?
>>8885107>mfw the 'sourdough' I bought in America was normal bread from anywhere else>mfw the 'normal' bread was sweet as fuck
>>8885122>ryemah nigga>>8885124Enjoy your semi-solidified paste.
>>8885129Give her the DThen invite over some friends and let them give her the D
>>8885129I fuck herI can't change her natureBut I can remind her why she is how she is
>>8885129put your cock in her mouth
>>8885129Give her the Dark chocolate assortment.
>>8885113>not eating lightly toasted honey white with a little butterShit now I really want some bread
>>8885129Well, first I get her to stop fellating everyone in the room.
>>8885129call her tripleslutthen buy her ice cream
>>8885133>Enjoy your semi-solidified paste.Thanks Anon, I will.
>>8885157Why are those undies stained?
>>8885130>buy bread in America>it's actually cheese
>>8885157Look at that swang
>>8885157Hops pls draw a closeup of a pony's balls being tenderly kissed after a hard night of fucking.
If the comics included a clear reference to Ghost, would there be a shitstorm due to pandering?
>>8885066>Their moans of pleasure are driving you wild>like a bear orgy>you channel your inner bear as you secure Banana to your face like a feed bag and smack at her flank>she gasps and moans with every strike and squeeze>her flank and belly jiggle in rythym>Her whispering becomes just a bit more decipherable>you can only make out a few words>"m-much better..........banannngh~">fantasizing about bananas, really. while riding your tongue no less
I feel like rarity has this problem quite a lot.
Why aren't you reading?
>>8885165>only 5% of it was dairy product, so it wasn't cheese>still fucking weird that it had that much dairy in it
>>8885174If it's the Ghost I'm thinking it is then /mlp/ would go crazy with cries of pandering.
>>8885142Coach Z pls
>>8885156I hope you get hit by a busthen I hope your nurses are total bitches to youand the doctor finds cancer in like 7 placesjust to ruin your day
>>8885165>buy a shovel in America>it's made of candy>so was the money you used to buy it
>>8885165>tfw you want to try some nonstandard cheeses but you don't know what to getI just don't know what to try. Meunster is the only one I really like. I tried feta but I hated it.
>>8885182I am, but lately I've realized reading fiction isn't making me any smarter.
>>8885146>>8885113>>8885122>>8885133>>8885123>>8885124I bake my own whole-wheat bread.This last loaf was Cheddar/Dill.Come the fuck at me
>>8885182does reading a text online count, Twily?
>>8885200I'd like to come over to your place maybethat sounds fucking delicious
>>8885186The Prognosticator of Prognosticators, the Man they call Ghost
>>8885201No. Read a book faggot.
>>8885198Havarti is nice.Goat cheese is awesome.
>>8885163I think it's just shading?though I wouldn't object to them being stained with sweat
>>8885192Wow Anon... that kinda hurt
>all this bread discussion>we can't legitimize it with a cute bread pony>because... yknow...
>>8885182I have 7 different fanfic tabs open, does that count?
>>8885176>you spank her harder, listening to her groan and mumble louder and louder about bananas>Red Ribbon slows a little in her grinding before deciding that Banana's just some crazy slut>she pounds harder into you, each thrust accompanied by a grunt of force>there's a sudden whap on Banana's other flank that makes her howl about how badly she needs a banana pounding her womb>Red pulls back the rolled up magazine she's levitated with her magic and goes in for another spank
>>8885226What is her cutie mark anyway? Is she the cock of the walk?
>>8885198>I tried feta but I hated itWhatDid you try to put it in a sandwich or something?
>>8885217serves you right for eating shit bread
>>8885230Grill it - put cheddar cheese, a few slices of grilled tomato and a fried egg on it, and it's fuckin' fantastic.
>>8885235Maybe he just ate some shit tier quality.Always go danish.
>>8885235No, I tried it both by itself and on a salad.
Would you eat a pony?
I would love and cherish a clumsy Derpy.
We /ck/ now?
>>8885251Fuck you. Feta is perfectly good if you know where it can be used. It's not a sandwich cheese - the flavor's too strong for that.It's great for salads, though.
Would you let a pony eat you?
>>8885259She'd be fond of you too
>>8885262I guess so
>>8885262nigga we always /ck/it's right next door to /co/ after all
>>8885262I wish I knew how to cook.
Is Tan still working on that Yuke Twilight thing?
>>8885276Watch Good Eats.
>>8885182As soon as I browse through my Twilight folder, I intend to do just that. And because of her, actually!
>>8885251>Danish>That creamy shit>Good fetaYOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN HIMBULGARIAN OR GREEK/AUSTRALIAN OR GO HOME
>>8885276I keep wanting to cook but I'm so lazy.Tomorrow I think I'll try to make some lemon pepper chicken.
>mfw there are people that don't actually love bread and are trying to be superior based on the bread they're eatingDo I need to smack a bitch with my staff of life?
>>8885172no more tonight, sorrygotta work on prints for BC
>tfw eating a pumpkin and spinach risotto I found the recipe for on the back of a packet of pastaWe need a happy-go-lucky rice pony.
>>8885289The only bread anyone is shitting on is low quality white sandwich loaf. Yknow... that sugary, disgusting crap parents buy to shovel into their kids' faces?
Hey, Anon... I know it's late and all... but I was wondering... how about you and me go grab a burger or something at that all-night joint?
>>8885228>no one man can have all this wut>from the look on Ribbons face you fathom that she must think Banana is crazy>you realize you never really heard her say anything to you>just gestures and her giving you that banana>what if thats her idea of a wedding ring or something?>what if->Ribbon takes her rolled up magazine and smacks you on the forehead>"Hey get back to work!">in your daze you forgot you were in a threesome>how do you forget something like that?
>>8885311Anything you say pretty purple thing
>>8885289>food elitismI'm going to buy this tomorrow and enjoy it and no one can stop me.
>>8885319a-anon, I think you might be color blind.that isn't purple.
>>8885322I haven't had those in years.I remember they were tasty, though.
What won't MLPG be elitist about?
>>8885322>Eating anything from a pressurized canEnjoy your heart attack
>>8885323>tfw simpons was once great and is now a steaming>much how mlp was once great and now...welll... you know
>>8885325Shut up you weird aqua colored thing.
>>8885336All cans have pressure in them dummy
>>8885337>implying season 3 wasn't better then season 1
>>8885318>you put both hands on her ass and squeeze as you hold her up and pound into her as fast as you can>you're getting close - a mouthful of crazy babbling bananacunt and Red winking hard on your dick is making it hard to think straight>she shudders in your grasp and starts to pant, softly telling you not to stop>Banana on the other hand is just saying the word "Bananas" over and over again>suddenly she sits up, her full weight on your head>you can't breathe and slippery banana juices are pouring down your nose and throat>as if that wasn't enough, you feel a tingle then a jab at your prostate a a tendril of Red's magic slides up your ass
>>8885349Can I put some pressure on your cans?
>>8885313>you will never split an order of fries with Scootaloo
If you have ever bought this or something similar you deserve to have your tongue removed
>>8885371>you will pay exact change by having her bend over and you bounce a quarter off her ass in to the cashier's hand
Anyone got any comic ideas?
>>8885375Agree with you there, cheese is gross.
>>8885375>pasturised prepared cheese productThat's it, America needs to burn.
>>8885336>>8885357>>8885375What does it feel like to be so insanely petty?
>>8885379>She punches you every time you ask if you can do that>it's worth it
>>8885385It feels good.
>>8885385Better and longer-lived than you.
>>8885375>>8885383If you have milk and a couple of those, you can make a pretty good cheapass mac and cheese or grilled cheese.It's not artisan-level by any stretch, but if you've had a crappy day and you want comfort food without a lot of effort, that's when singles shine.
Food elitism is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
>>8885400Add bacon and you can take your grilled cheese to the next level.
>>8885400Enjoy your multiple heart attacks.
>>8885396>eating that sort of shit>living longerChoose just one if you're American.STATISTICS!
>>8885396>implying I am not the picture of health>implying you don't eat garbage>implying you don't dress like a spaz>implying you don't listen to pleb-tier music>implying you lift
>>8885313>>8885371>You'll never have a cute tomboy friend that lives around the corner and spends almost all of her spare time with you>She'll never call you up for trivial things>You'll never feel lonely when you sit on the couch without her
>>8885404Eating prepacked plastic is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
>>8885400That sounds absolutely disgusting. I'll just stick to making a sandwich.
>>8885404>Our elitism extends to a disdain of overly processed and packaged foods>decadentEating that shit is decedent
>>8885422Who says I was responding to that post in particular? It was more of a comment on this thread in general.
>>8885404eating bad food that's bad for you because you're too lazy to actually cook anything is better?
>>8885414I'd rather go like hell and enjoy myself than live to be 100 and not know the glorious taste of a full pound of bacon interspersed with cheese and butter on white bread.
>>8885404I produce the best foodstuffs in the world, it's only natural that I'm elitist about it.
>>8885432Improper spelling is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
>>8885404I kno rite bro!Let's all start eating cat feces! That'll show those elitist fucks!
Can we go back to hating fat people?
How about we just relax and talk about bellyrubs?
I wish I could afford those kind of food.
>>8885434>Lyra is in CSI>she keeps talking about dusting for fingerprints>her coworkers have no idea what she is talking about
>>8885450You are a real pony Pinkie Pie.
>>8885352>you never thought that being slowly and unintentionally murdered would be your fetish>fight or flight comes into play, rationality takes a back seat as instinct grabs the wheel>being pushed down further into the mattress gives you extra potential leverage>using your legs, you pick up the lighter Red Ribbon and bounce her on your pelvis>your thighs smacking into her haunches pushes her closer and closer to her orgasm as she fights to stay on top of you
>>8885438That sounds disgusting. I can't help it if you're too terrified of expanding your taste horizons bro.
What kind of food would your favorite pony like?
>>8885456Nearly every culture has some fat-assery dishes. And fucking bacon goes with everything.
>>8885450It's not really that expensive to eat healthy.
>>8885440>>8885447>Attacking a typographical errorReally?
>caring about what other people eat
>>8885460fast food probablynot sure how she'd balance staying fit and be too busy goingfast to cook
>>8885414>>8885426I think the problem with guys like you who rant about things like Singles and Canned Cheese and "enjoy your heart attacks", is that you assume everyone who eats them, eats them every day, and the rest of their diet is of similar quality.And in this case, you'd be wrong.
>pretentious faggots pretending they know anything about cuisine
>>8885468If anything, it's more expensive to eat unhealthily.
>>8885472here's a picture of my dinner
>>8885455>her magic fizzles just as you push past the point of no return>it's only a matter of time now, so there's only one thing to do>you roughly fuck her as hard as you can as your dick goes numb and the world gets fuzzy>if you didn't have several pounds of shuddering and screaming yellow pegasus on your head you'd be able to watch her belly wobble up and down>just as you feel your tunnel vision begin to close, Banana rolls to the side>choking on air, you inhale her juices along with a lungful of sweet oxygen>then your balls yank tight and Red slams her hips into yours
The best thing about melted cheese is that it's exactly the same as normal cheese, but your body is tricked into thinking it's worse for you and that it tastes better because of the texture. This is why I always melt my cheese sandwiches whenever I have them.
>>8885466>everythingbread, butter and cheese aren't everything. What you described before sounds like a bland, unimaginative meal.Where's the grilled eggplant? Where's the beetroot? Where's the avocado? Where's half a zucchini grated? Where's some sliced mushrooms? Where is the wealth of shit you could add to it?
>>8885468>>8885482It's not the expense that bothers people as much as the inconvenience of making your own food.
>>8885480I just eat what the fuck ever sounds good.I don't give a shit.
>fat as fuck>bad diet>dont know how to cookI often wonder how much learning to cook would affect my diet and in turn my size.
>>8885503That sounds like a very boring way of life, anon.
>>8885477This. I fucking love Easy Mac (or Kraft Dinner, as you Americans know it,) but I haven't had it for months because it's pretty much industrial waste.Delicious industrial waste.
>>8885495Where's the fucking bacon?
>>8885498We get it. Faggot are lazy and insecure about it. So they get defensive when people point them out on it.>>8885503Dog shit is good. You heard it from me. Go and eat it right now.
>>8885482Incorrect. It's a very well known fact that it's more expensive to eat healthily.
>>8885498It's more like when you're poor you don't just go to the grocery store when you want something. You make a dedicated trip, usually once or twice a month if you're on a fixed income, and you have to buy food that'll keep until your next trip. That means canned and frozen stuff mostly.
>>8885509>>8885515I never knew that /ck/ was this militant
>>8885515Whatever I think sounds good.Nice try, though.
>>8885506Just control your portions and buy a stationary bike for $100You're almost certainly eating more than enough to satisfy your hunger
can't we just have a nice discussion about food instead of getting angry about it?
>>8885515>Faggot are lazyTOO LAZY TO TYPE ONE EXTRA LETTER TO MAKE A WORD PLURAL?
>>8885534Sorry Pank, the things you like seem to set people off
>>8885514I mean in addition to your bacon you faggot.And why would I use bacon anyway when I have half a snapper in my fridge that I caught last night?
>>8885450>Go to local deli for roast beef sandwich. Fresh cut meat, fresh bread, homemade horseradish and hot homemade thick potato chipsIt was good, but I was still thinking how I could've bought 3 sandwiches the same size from Arby's for the same price.
>>8885522You're being militant too in your defensiveness about your shitty lifestyle.>hurr elitistfags>hurr IT'S MY STYYYLE>hurr i'm happy you musn't be derp.
>>8885420>Your school organizes a trip out of state, but neither of you can afford it>you spend those three days with each other, waiting for your other friends to get back.
If eating processed food and sweets is bad for you then why is Pinkie in such good shape?
>>8885543>that I caught last nightsee, most people don't have time to do thatnor do they live in a place where they can do that
>>8885556Ugh... hi, Uncle Grandpa...
>>8885519It's a myth. Healthier food is more filling anyway. Plus you should be buying shit in bulk, not in expensive as fuck packaging.
>tfw waiting for the sun to rise so mlpg becomes alive again
>>8885559I'm not the guy defending anythingI'm the guy saying we should all just not care what the other guy puts in his faceWhy do you get so worked up if some anon enjoys something you deem unworthy?
>>8885553>Going to some overpriced deli>Not a dingy little Asian place and getting a curry for $5 We're not really talking about eating out anyways
MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMMERS
>>8885543>I will have you know I am dining on a perfectly-cooked, succulent lobster tail.jpg
>>8885534We were having a nice discussion but sperglords had to interject about how nice it is to cram shit in their face and then whine about how everyone doesn't agree with them.It's like bronies who shove their autism in people's faces and get surprised when nobody approves.
Oh hey, is day MLPG here already?Guess its time to hit the hay.
>>8885567Pinkie Pie obviously has a ridiculous metabolism, plus she's incredibly physically active.Seriously though, I've known more thin people who eat boatloads than I have known fat people who do. Metabolism has far more to do with size than how much you eat.
>you will never be able to impress every board>you will never eat well enough for /ck/, know technology well enough for /g/, listen to good enough music for /mu/, find a video game that /v/ doesn't hate, dress well enough for /fa/, lift enough for /fit/ or draw well enough for /ic/ in one lifetime>there will always be a 4chan board that thinks you're a retard
>>8885578>buying curry from cheap Asian jointsYou might as well eat roadkill
>>8885581>Error: File Too Big
>>8885590I'll be out too in a few.Just gotta wrap up this greentext.
Sleeping is overrated, I can't color chubby Rarities in my sleep.
>>8885567>implying Pinkie isn't canon skinnyfatWith delicious skinnyfat thighs.
>>8885594You just have to find the busy placesAnd never eat the sushi
>>8885593And even nowI don't give a fuck.
>>8885491>the combination of Red's sweet hips banging into you and the force of your violent coughing bring you to a reality bendingly mind-shattering orgasm>Red breaks character and desperately screams your name in ecstasy>you slam into her a few more times before collapsing back onto the bed in a pool of sweat, panting heavily>As you lay there soaking wet with various mare juices and sweat, Banana nuzzles up against your cheek>you swear she just tried to kill you but you cant even be miffed at her>you wrap an arm around her and drift off to sleep>Red is still spasming from her part of the orgasmJesus christ, we just RP'd as two OC ponies.
>>8885593>tfw every 4chan board thinks you're a retard
What did your momma tell you about lies? She said it wasn't polite to tell a white one
Which one of them is That Kid who refuses to eat a sandwich unless you cut the crusts off?
>>8885615Sweetie Belle most definitely
>>8885593>you will never eat well enough for /ck/done>know technology well enough for /g/done>listen to good enough music for /mu/done>find a video game that /v/ doesn't hateImpossible>dress well enough for /fa/I can't stand the thought of standing out in the crowd>lift enough for /fit/Soon>draw well enough for /ic/;_;
>>8885589>why do other people have to have such shit taste around me?
>eat something>someone over the internet is getting mad at what I ateI just want to pony.
>implying all food isn't just different arrangements of calories and macronutrients>implying it's not possible to eat anything in moderationYou faggots are just projecting your own lack of self-control onto others.
>>8885608We sure did.And it was >fun
>>8885615Sweetie Belle. Her parents seem to indulge her more.Going on fanon, Scoots probably doesn't waste food, ever, and if Applebloom eats like I figure she does, she probably doesn't either.
>>8885591>I've known more thin people who eat boatloads than I have known fat people who do. Metabolism has far more to do with size than how much you eatSecret knowledge: those fat people who don't eat boatloads actually do. They just eat when they're alone and nobody else is looking.Metabolism can account for, maximum, a difference of a couple hundred calories per day. Exercise is the second-most important factor. Diet is the most important factor.Pinkie eats constantly, and she eats calorie-dense foods. She bounces around a lot, but that can't make up for shoveling cake in your mouth. She's chubby.Twilight doesn't get much exercise, but then again she also strikes me as the type to work through meals and not even notice. Hard to predict how much she'd weigh. In Winter Wrap-Up, Applejack claims that Twilight is a remarkably small pony, so I'm inclined to think that she's probably not overweight.Fluttershy has a waifish build. I like the idea of her being a little bit taller than the rest, since that makes her a bit more awkward.Rarity tightly controls what she eats and exercises regularly. She looks exactly the way she wants to.
>>8885615None of themSweetie would have only the best given to her by RarityAJ would never allow for such wasteScoots can't afford not to eat them
>>8885624>you will never eat well enough for /ck/>know technology well enough for /g/>listen to good enough music for /mu/these are impossible thoughespecially the /mu/ one
>>8885631GOD, I WANT TO FUCK THOSE MACRONUTRIENTS
>>8885637>>8885624The /ic/ thing is impossible too.
>>8885632>EmptyAudioIm honored to >unf under your tutelage
>>8885631But why would you eat something shitAnd unhealthy?It doesn't make any sense at all
>>8885646oh fuck I laughed
>>8885601>my dresses will never fit now
>>8885631Then why did you post what is obviously a nice, moist chocolate cake with multiple cream layers and a thick fudgy sauce?Why didn't you post some crappy dry, $2 pre-packaged thing from a super-market with metallic tasting icing to illustrate your point?No anon, you are the food elitist.
>>8885646>art board>Head is wrong>average ic critiqueWaitDon't tell me /ic/ is with art as /mu/ is for music.I've been meaning to lurk there more
>>8885652because it tastes good?
>>8885652>why does someone think differently from me?
>>8885662every board on 4chan is incredibly elitist about its subjectcoincidentally, that board tends to be one of the worst places to discuss that subject, barring a few exceptions
>>8885665>why does someone think wrong>why doesn't anyone else know I'm right>they should believe me when I tell them they're wrong>because they areFixed that for you.You forget how intensely autistic most of us are.
>>8885662Nah, you can actually find good critique, of course.
>>8885662For all 4chan boards /x/, /x/ is with x as /mu/ is for music.
>>8885662I posted on /ic/ a few times and got some absolutely terrible advice.
>at the supermarket last week>picking up a cake for a friend's birthday party, by myself>chick in front of me dressed in a peacoat, turtleneck, tights, scarf, and thick-rimmed glasses>cart is full of greens and other fresh veggies, all from produce, nothing canned or frozen>what little meat she has is fish>looks at me with utter disgust several times while she's being rung upI was curious if I had encountered a board-tan in real life. Next time I see her at the supermarket I'll ask her which board is her husbando.
>>8885693>this ghost is obviously the best one you could see in your house. But I don't know why I'm wasting my time with a plebtergeist.
>>8885710you should dress as /co/nrad
SoNorth Korea just threatened nuclear annihilation on the U.S.
>>8885710>looks at me with utter disgust several times while she's being rung up>Disgusted with you for picking up a birthday cake>Assuming you were going to eat it yourselfNo, I'd say that she's just a cunt.
>>8885681>why wont anon believe in my greatness.
>>8885733It could have been my birthday.
>>8885732AND? They don't have enough fuckers to throw the bomb that far.
>>8885741Don't believe they've threatened us with nukes before.They threatened a pre-emptive strike. It'll probably fall into the ocean.
>>8885732Happy Thursday to you too Anon.
What kind of a talent is knives, anyway?
>>8885757Those look like sharks
>>8885757Rainbow Dash's sister is a psycho
>>8885749I actually live in S. Korea for 2.5 years and have been to the DMZ. Trust me, N. Korea dosn't have much. There are miles and miles of trucks every day that are taking aid from S. to N. The N. tanks can only make it 10 miles before they run out of gas. We would obliterate them.
>>8885732>Although North Korea boasts of nuclear bombs and pre-emptive strikes, it is not thought to have mastered the ability to produce a warhead small enough to put on a missile capable of reaching the U.S. It is believed to have enough nuclear fuel, however, for a handful of crude nuclear devices.These dumbfucks again? I wonder when we'll finally get tired of their shit and pick them apart. You'd think threatening to nuke someone would get more than a "Ohhh... you shouldn't do that. C'mon now" type reaction.
I just want to say that Pinkie's Pinkie costume in the comic is absolutely hilarious.
>>8885742Either way, she had no right to look down at you for getting a cake. So... fuck that bitch, is what I'm saying.
>>8885767It all depends on who is doing the threatening. The reaction is warranted in this case.
>>8885756>mfw shit like this is an average occurrence everyday what a wonderful world we live on
>>8885731but /co/nrad dresses like a brony
>>8885776The magic gnomes telling Kim to take back South Korea is not justification, Anon.
>>8885778>talking to pone about HUMANITY>so there was this one country that was always threatening us with nuclear devices>that sounds serious>nah man we just laughed at them
>>8885782/co/nrad is handsome! He can actually pull it off!Also he doesn't wear it with cargo shorts and socks/sandals!
>>8885778why is there sperm dripping down her face?
>>8885801Because her tear ducts produce italso, it's not sperm, it's tears.
>>8885794I think pone would be too terrified to even talk to us again after the first human history session.
OH SHIT, I THINK I BOOPED TOO HARDIT'S ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
>>8885812Better get a new one, you know that shit dries instantly and is harder than concrete.
>>8885812You have to remember to keep your pone in the fridge when not in useFluttershy model is prone to breaking if you're not careful with your booping
>>8885826HEY HEY HEY
Which pony has the nicest butt?
>>8885856She can bob my sled anytime
you are not a pony
>>8885880Red pls draw a butt
>>8885790STOP DOING THAT PIKNIE
>>8883111>finally decided to clean up my GFXcard>it is now -13C lower during the idleholyshit it feels amazing, like I myself just take a cold shower
Hello nightthreadRather ded aren't we
>>8885934That's nice anon. really, tell me more.
>>8885950These Chanokun guys aren't half bad.
>>8885947Fuck you I know how it ends, you are going to be mean to mefuck you!!
>>8885960Why not just link to the post?
>>8885945Well we've already had an episode where an African immigrant was accused of witchcraft and cannibalism so a mob wrecked up her house. Why not a series of misunderstandings leads to them thinking a jewish pony poisoned their clouds and kidnaps foals so their blood can be used in matzah bread?
>>8885965Well I for one have been inspired by your riveting tale of self-improvement to whip out the computer duster and clean my fans
>>8885992Let's not forget the manifest destiny episode.
>>8885979Why is Twilight so sad?
>>8886034Who the fuck is twilight? Do you mean Princess Twilicorn?
>>8886034The Jewish ponies keep taking all her shekels
>>8886045>Born into a wealthy powerful family with close links to the governmentTwily is the jewiest pony there isShe's probably sad because she couldn't take all the shekels she wanted
>>8886114Pony or baby chocobo? You decide, MLPG!
>45% of board traffic is MLPGDamnErryone's ded
Apparently I've been holding pens/pencils wrong, and this is the right way. How do you hold your writing utensils?I've been holding it between my middle and thumb, with fore and ring on the other two sides, boxing it in.
>>8886139>made 2 pots of coffee>"alright time to draw this shit, ideas here we come">5 hours later>doodles some circlestoday was not a very productive night
>>8886146I hold it whatever I want depending on the strokes I want to do and my level of fatigue.
>>8886146The normal way
>>8886146I don't think there is a single "right" way to hold a pencil, though.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL8gsWpMX_c
>>8886146I hold it like in the image example. I did go to a private school till grade 5 though... until my dad abandoned our family and we became poor and I had to get shovelled into public school.
>>8886146I hold it like 1/4 inch from the tip.I like having absolute control over it, holding it too far from the tip leaves room for slippage.But I'm not an artist.
>>8886189>you will never rub Stallman's belly for good luck
MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
>>8886146Same way as the image, but that's just for writing; I don't draw at all.
Now when you look at this orange,tell me please, what do you see?It's just a boring old orange!Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! (wow!)Walking around and smiling at me.I don't see what you mean.'Cause you're not thinking creatively!
I want to be the little ugly grey mare
What's the lasting thing you unf'ed at?
>>8886278Would you bathe your bug pony queen after she makes a mess?
>>8886278>liking bug pone
Here it comes, y'all.
>>8886292I bet her holes smell like rotten cheese
>>8886312Why are they crying?
>>8886303When you think about it Raiden's actually the straightest character in MGS.
>>8886313Oh pleaseI have an air fresher <3
>>8886320>You want some snake?
How would you feel if Twilight was teaching one of your new classes?
Boy it's deader than a turnip factory down here. I think i'll go visit other markets in the mean time.
>>8886347I'd feel pretty good. I'll need non-bullshit classes in art school.
>>8886381Oh fuck, I've been searching all over the archive for this one. Thanks!
>>8886408Roogna plslove me
>>8886368 You wouldn't try anything naughty?
>MLP hiatus>tropes vs women is finally coming outEverything I love is dying around me.
Posting OCs for no reason.
>>8886415Miss Sparkle is not for sexual, Anon.But if I had, say, Pinkie as a teacher...
>>8886417I thought that insufferable bitch took the money and bailed?
>>8886417/v/ is going to implode when that video is released. It's going to be amazing.
>>8886146>Are you holding your pencil correctly?
>>8886419its not going to bring out any activityalso apparently we are less dead than the rest of the board - what trhe fuck happened here?
>>8886430Nah, now shes gonna rake in the youtube money.
>>8886422I would like that
Why does Twilight need wings if she can teleport?
>>8886448cuz short distance teleportation is waste of energy
>>8886455But Twilight has unlimited mana.
>>8886432Reminds me of that grasp:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IdZNzg4Y50
>>8886434>early morning on Thursday during a hiatus with no new shitstorms or info to discuss
>>8886419I think I'll join you a little.
>>8886431It's going to be devastating.I mean for the entire industry. The backlash against the series is going to be pervasive and massively influential. Entire companies will be crushed by the sheer weight of government regulation and public outcry.Mark my words.
>>8886448She can fly without wings too, its retarded. Teleport somewhere high, fall down, reach terminal velocity, make a new teleport wormhole to come out back to the sky, keep flying like that.
>>8886432That's close to the norm, just replaces the index with the middle and middle with ring...
>>8886491You're overrating.Her videos are going to have no lasting effects at all, but a few idiots will still get mad and a few white knights will still treat this woman as if she's the savior of video games.I'm just going to kick back and watch this train wreck unfold.
>>8886432How you hold your pencil isn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. Shoulder and elbow motion matters a lot more.
>>8886491The only reason I want the videos t come out is so tha instig8tive journalism puts out more videos.Ad having him present the Loadsemone ward to Anite duing the /v/GA was genius
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/03/07/north-korea-vows-nuclear-attack-on-us-ahead-un-sanctions-vote/Ready to finish the Korean war?
>>8886548It's been nice knowing you all.
>>8886548Not really. Will seem like another passing in time.
>>8886548>nkorean nuclear launchhttp://www.the-two-malcontents.com/wp-content/uploads/1334602684_footage_from_the_north_korean_missile_test_from_conan.gif
>>8886519I don't get it.
>>8886548>fox newslet me guess, they want to nuke the US, because they are liberal socialists who hate freedom and jesus?
Speaking of all the food/bread stuff, I just remembered I had this image.
>>8886580I wish I could do this to Sweetie
>>8886580>you will never have a cute and simple style
>>8886548>implying NK will do jack shit
>>8886668I believe the essence of t cute and simple style lies in the expressions.
>>8886780>that tripPretty good.
>>8886782Look at the time, you should go to bed.
>>8886782*spaghetti flies everywhere*
>>8886818Why the long face?
tactical comics time
>>8886580>You will never do this to a pony or anyone for that matter
I can't think of another character that alternates between adorable and badass on the same page.
>>8886839Come to think of it, Pinkie is very often adorable, but rarely badass.
>>8886835Needs Lyra as Tor Browser
>>8886839That comic keeps me going in this dark age of season 3 twilicoyness.
>>8886887>not Pinkie Pie browsing the General.jpg
>>8886894>>not Pinkie Pie defending daytime.jpg
We should really stop forcing this.
>>8886914More like >Pinkie defending nighttime fetishes.jpg
>>8886931No one's forcing anything. That's why the post count slows down at times.
>>8886914>>8886943Don't start you two
>>8886931>weI'm not forcing anything. If you feel you're forcing your attendance, fuck off.
>>8886867What if human porn was considered illegal bestiality in Equestria?
>>8886953B-BUT HE STARTED!
>>8886887>something something EA games something something consumers something something most recent game.png
>>8886961My cock into your asshole.