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When you can't bring the boop to the pony, you bring the pony to the boop.

Old horse: >>8873480
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How do I draw plane pones? I need help and references!
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eri
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NO SHIPPING BELOW THIS LINE
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shipping
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>>8877339
Step 1: draw a circle
Step 2: draw a plane pony
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hey hey hey
stay outta my thread
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>>8877377
you are an asshole anon. thanks for nothing
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This whole board is a general, why is this here?
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Let the night thread begin
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Best ship
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>>8877394
i don't know what this is but it's kind of unf
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1. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity
2. Twilight Sparkle

...

5. Rainbow Dash

DEAD LAST: Fluttershy
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>>8877404
general from /co/.
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Last reminder of the night that the MLPG Writing event is still going on!

http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/

Note: Since I've been doing a pretty piss job at advertising this thing I am willing to extend the deadline from tomorrow to Friday night if you guys want.
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>>8877409
fuck off gaylord
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>8877396
glad I could help
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Why aren't you brushing your teeth?
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>>8877434
>I am willing to extend the deadline from tomorrow to Friday night if you guys want.
yes oh god yes please
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>>8877440
Goodnight, goodnight anon.
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>>8877414
MY SOUL NIGGA
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>>8877434
Ooo, writing event. I like that.Can you extend the deadline?

First time hearing of it of course.
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>>8877443
Helicopter pone is self conscious of her propeller and is a very clumsy pone. I wonder if she has issues walking through doorways.
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How do growing colts hide throbbing flared horseboners if they don't wear pants?
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Any new horseboners?
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>>8877434
>I've been doing a pretty piss job at advertising this thing

I'll say, this is the first I'm seeing it.
What's the prompt, minimum word count etc.
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S1:

1. Twilight Sparkle
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Rainbow Dash
4. Rarity
5. Fluttershy
6. Applejack

S2:

1. Rarity
2. Applejack
3. Pinkie Pie
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Fluttershy

S3:

1. Rainbow Dash
2. Rarity
3. Fluttershy
4. Applejack
5. Pinkie Pie
6. Twilight Sparkle
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>>8877458
PTSD
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>>8877434
i guess i should do something for this as well
i don't have time to work on anything tonight though, so i would also appreciate a deadline extension
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>>8877519
>hide
>implying
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>>8877520
no, it's "any good horseboners lately?"
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>>8877519
Hide 'em in the nearest filly, duh.

The real question is how does snails hide his?
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>>8877479
aw shit
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>>8877582
Aw, that's really cute ;w;
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ODDS SLEEP
EVENS PONE AND RAND[/SPOILER]
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>>8877519
Obviously they buy special pants and wear those.
Obviously.
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>>8877582
that's

interesting
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>>8877471
>>8877510
>>8877526
>>8877551
Alright I'll extend the deadline.

Basically, the idea is that we’ll give you a prompt and you have two or three days to come up with at least a thousand words.

Humanized is allowed, NSFW is fair game and you can host your writing wherever you’re comfortable. Once you’re done submit a link to your work on FIMFiction, pastebin, googledocs, etc. or just paste the whole thing in the submission box.

And the first prompt is: your favorite (or least favorite) pony's dreams (or nightmares)
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>>8877273
OP I can't for the life of me remember what the name of that video is.

any help?
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Do you actually dislike Fluttershy as a character?
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>>8876989
>>8876954
Actually I'm gonna go for a run right now, I'll try to do this when I get back.

Expect planeponies as well.
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>>8877690
No. I think she is fine. People on MLPG like to overreact.
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>>8877634
I love tsundere ponies
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>>8877479
if that had been applepie I would have hnnnnnngggggghhhhhhhhh'd
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i don't suppose that guy who said he was gonna do colouring is still around
'cause like
if he was coming along with it, that'd be rad
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>>8877690
We needed a punching bag, she said it was alright.
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>>8877582
Plane ponies? Yeah totally need to do some.
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>>8877690
NIGGA SHE IS BEST PONY
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fap to:
evens: femrover
odds: nightmare moon
dubs: marker pony
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>>8877690
Nah. Especially after KCaFO.

Give the omnipotent asshole the one thing he's never had before so he'll value it more than being a dick.
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>>8877742
What is she the best at?
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>>8877690
naw niggah i love dat little flutts
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>>8877743
bretty gud bowl ;DDDDDD
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>>8877743

Fuck that, fap to Femrover anyway
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>>8877695
You's an awesome nigga
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I-I love you muh luhpuhguh
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>>8877783
>shitposting at a shitpost
you sure showed him
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>>8877767
And that's the 2nd time she's worked him over.
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>>8877780
Being worst pony.
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>>8877710
And what exactly did Princess Celestia tell her to do?
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>>8877801
I don't think I could love Pinkie if she was humanized

pony or nothing
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corey
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>>8877780
she is the best at being shit
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>>8877690
Heck naw, she's cute and has a vital role in the show.
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>>8877801
>muh luhpuhguh
>not millpidge
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>>8877780
she is the best being the worst
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What?
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Do you really hate Twist or do you secretly love her and just need to keep up appearances?
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>>8877840
man I thought you were cool
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>>8877433
Then why is it not in /co? This is /mlp where the whole board is a general of mlp.
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>>8877743
there is only one option
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>>8877894

Because of global rule 15 you dingus.
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>tfw you will never mate with a cosplayer
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>>8877877
I legitimately hate her, and want her to be dead.
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>>8877780
she is the best at winning boss fights without OP magic
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>>8877894
reply
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>>8877877
>Blind Melon Reference
You have redeemed yourself twist. Come, you must take your place among the gods of Olympus
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#wowza
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>>8877847
Probably taking care of Anon or giving him a place to stay for a while.

>there will never be a Rainbow Dash & Anon sitcom
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>>8877894
>This is /mlp where the whole board is a general of mlp.
But there are plenty of other generals on /mlp/. Why don't you go complain to them too?
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>>8877894
>why is it not in /co/?
I ask myself that every day

>>8877907
#STANDWITHRAND
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>>8877876
>Then why is it not in /co/?

W-what are you talking about? O-of course this is /co/...
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>>8877743
Fap to:
Evens: Applejack
Odds: Applejack
Dubs: Two Applejacks
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>>8877955
HOW ABOUT I BRRRRRT YOUR SHIT
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>>8877940
uuuunnfff

babs is likely to inherit the great apple ass
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>>8877946
I'd watch it
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>>8877970
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>>8877955
I'm pretty I have been linked before but can I get references for plane ponies? Also, jets do these 2 plane ponies represent?
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>>8877999
BABS BUTT BABS BUTT WHAT WE GONNA DO
GOT A HOT ASS NEATH HER TAIL
GONNA HOTDOG GONNA NAIL
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>>8877927
>that AJ jawline
>that tiny Pinkie nose
those are already my favorite cosplays
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Is EA a girl?
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>>8877940
But babs is perfect the way she is...
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Which pony would be the most disgusted by the thought of anons fapping to them?
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>>8877940
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
[/spoiler]PONEEEEE PONE PONEEEEE PONE[/spoiler]
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>>8877777
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>>8878041
And she got that way with yoga and aerobics every morning.

She even does side bends and situps
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>>8877970
>8877970
>3 evens
>4 odds
>2 dubss
That's a lot of fapping to Applejack
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>>8877930
"Releath your hate"

>>8877936
>Picture
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>>8877946
>Lyra writes a fanfic
>My little Anon
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>>8878045
Bon Bon
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>>8878033
Huh?
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>>8878045
Applejack
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>>8878033
I get it
because EA is a cash whore
very funny
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>>8878060
I always heard it as

OHH A WEEEEEEE POOOONY
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>>8878007
that's one fucking awesome AJ

source?
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>>8878060
Wow I beefed that pretty hard
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>>8878064
Wowza that makes her quite the flexible filly
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>>8877877

Twist is adorable. I like her curly messy all-over-the-place-y hair and her Weird-Al glasses and her lisp.
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>>8878073
>sad eyes
>not upset eyes
Do you even Bon bon?
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>>8878033
That would make his stuff all the more UNF-worthy.
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>>8878045
Rarity makes the biggest fuss
But later when she goes home she starts looking up porn
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>>8878121
could she suck a cock
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>>8878033

I like to imagine EA as an adorable trap that whispers filthy things into your ear while jerking you off from behind

and then he licks the cum off of his fingers
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>>8878018
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>>8878158

She is a filly, you idiot.

Fillies are not for sexual.
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>>8878073
I like sleepy eyed ponies
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>>8878146
Urimas of MLP Online released all their sprites because of their C&D.

Does the base look proper? The head bob distracts me but it should have a bob, shouldn't it?
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What's the last thing you've fapped to MLPG?

Mine is r63 Scootaloo/ regular Rumble
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http://i.imgur.com/2j9mTb2.jpg

HOLY SQUISH BATMAN
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>>8878073
>I'll make you walk funny for a week
is that a thread... or a bribe?
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>>8878170
I wish i understood this
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>>8878087
Man someone should replace EA with Hasbro, IGN with Meghan and Larson and Shepperd with Twilcorn
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>>8878175

He didn't say anything about wanting her for sexual.

He just wanted to know if this young filly can suck a dick.
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>>8878175

Says who?
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>>8878126
Oh man I wish I did, She's always eclipsed by Lyra. She acts like she doesn't care. I wonder if she cries herself to sleep at night
>>8878158
Probably not but she'll be damned if shes not gonna try.
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>>8878183
It would probably work better if it bobbed forward 1px, instead.
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>>8878158
she'll suck so hard she'll prolapse your nuts, dude.
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>>8878199
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>>8878126
>>8878182
That's sort of Mew's style. He always draws ponies with very gentle expressions.
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>>8878214

Why would you want her to?

Your waifu does it better. No, that was mean. I'm sorry.
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Do you all actually think you're clever/funny?
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>>8878045
>>8878085
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>>8878199

Pic related.
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>>8878199
you've never seen this?
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>>8878189
A video of a guy fucking a winking mini pony
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>>8878189
humanized appledash
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>>8878230
I care about Bon Bon.
But does she care about me?
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>>8878239
You gotta convince her it tastes like peppermint first though.
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>>8878189

I was really high, and imagined every single character I've ever had a vaguely sexual thought about begging me to cum during different things.

When I was on the brink, I realized I couldn't betray them all by focusing on one and so they all blended together and I came to the mix. It completely ruined my orgasm but I sat there in a daze from the beauty I'd just witnessed.
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>tfw you will never be his angel of music.
Man, this comic is really awesome. I read it today. That phantom of the opera pony was great. It reminded me of the one I did back in september. Here I've done a sketch of the one from the comic.
Sorry for not finishing more stuff lately.
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>>8878260
Hey look its rose!
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>>8878199
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>>8878291
>Lon Chaney Phantom
>Andrew Lloyd Weber singing

I'm confizzled
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>>8878291
He looks like an angry turtle
I like it
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>>8878269
>>8878265
>>8878322

Is there a version of Dash saying 'Yep, it's bait' yet?
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>>8878245
>>8878265
>>8878269
>>8878322
>all this wood

I'm glad I asked
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>>8878276
On the surface you would think she doesn't care about anyone, but on the inside she's ashamed with the way she treats you in public and in front of Lyra. She really does care but shes gotta keep up appearances, she really hopes you understand.
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>>8878327
Best of both worlds, anon.
The ultimate phantom.
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>>8878252
What if Twist IS my waifu?

Does that mean she becomes infinitely better at sucking dick because my Waifu is Twist and my waifu sucks dick better than Twist....
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why does Braeburned get to be a special guest at so many cons? Does he do anything besides draw weird anatomy gay horse porn?
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>>8878321
I'm not a dyke
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>>8878347
Not yet.
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>>8878278
is that a newish pic?

because there's a pic where she's painted Big Mac's cock with a white spiral stripe, and I'm wondering which came first
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>>8878387

You're following him, apparently.

You tell me.
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>>8878347
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>>8878388

Yes.

Over and over, several times a day even.
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Does anyone have the plane pony dropbox?
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For the past 3 weeks I have been taking these
>1xhorny goat weed 750mg
>1xMaca root 500mg
>3xLecithin Gel 1200mg
>1xPygeum 500mg
>1xADAM vitamin
>1xtribulus 1000mg
>1xL-Arginine 100mg
>1x Lysine 1000mg

Twice a day
only eating subway(5-6 dollar footlongs) loaded with veggies little sauce
jog 1.5 miles

>WHY CANT I CONTAIN THIS HORNY LEVEL
I feel like a stallion in breeding season, so want to fuck
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>>8878405
That looks like something kev mighta done last year or earlier, it's still got the big rotund snouts and the eyes aren't as good as the ones he does now.
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>>8878419
I only follow him so I can report him when he does a single thing wrong
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I always wanted my own brother
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>>8878381
The universe collapses into a singularity of dicksucking
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>>8878439
last thread
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>>8878245
>>8878265
>>8878269
>>8878322
Someone should draw that with Sad Sack inspecting snails' dick.
The Title needs no change.
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>>8878433
Rock on.
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>>8878451
oh hi, DD
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>>8878433
yeah buddy

Hope he does more TMP and FPK type episodes and less GPP
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>>8878473
Thanks
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>>8878236
Interesting idea.

Looks funny though.

The walk cycle is only 6 frames, I'm going to try taking out the bob next.
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>>8878496
GPP was good
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>>8878405
Nope, I think it's about a year old. I know the pic you're talking about but I'm not sure about any relation.
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>>8878443
>taking the Big Mac attack

Didn't think anyone actually did this
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>>8878437
Holy texture explosion!
That's totes adorable.
Oh gosh that drawn picture in the middle.
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>>8878158
What if blowjobs were obsolete in Equestria because magic is infinitely superior?
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>>8877650
Can we send in our stories anonymously? if I put my name on, the replies will never end.
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>>8878437
>bright outlines

FUCK YOU
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>>8878291
What other musicals are canon in MLP? A Streetcar named Desire?
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>>8878510
What about down and right?
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>>8878540

I'd miss not seeing a pony bobbing on my dick, but just sitting in a chair and reading while Twilight reads and also magics me off would be great too.
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>>8878026
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/Plane%20Ponies.7z
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>>8878536
That sounds like a McDonalds promo.
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>>8878569
wut?
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>>8878578
The Music Man?
And wasn't there a Little Shop of Horrors reference in some previous issue of the comic, or am I imagining it?
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>>8878546
Sadly, tumblr doesn't support anonymous submissions, o if you want to send it to tumblr you have to get an account or have someone else send it to you.

But, you can post the story here on a pastebin and I'll post on tumblr at the end of the prompt.
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>>8878583
I dunno man, I doubt magic can be as wet and warm.
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>>8878578
A streetcar named desire is not really a musical, that was a joke for the Simpsons episode.
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>>8878443
iI'm only on the lecithin, pygeum, arginine and lysine, is taking those other things a noticeable improvement? and when you say twice a day you mean twice what you posted? 6 lecithin a day for example?
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>>8878649

What if magically teleporting her mouth onto your dick?
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>>8878643
Uh, you can log out, and then put in a fake email for a submission. It's not QUITE anonymous but it's good enough.
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>>8878649
It's magic, though.
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>>8878656
Next you'll tell me Planet of the Apes isn't a musical either
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>>8878674
Yeah one in the morning around 9am, one at the evening around 3-4.

Important part is to walk a mile or so, didn't feel anything until I did some sort of exersice
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>>8878678
well there you go.
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>>8878685
That's a different story.
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>>8878675
Well now that's just being needlessly complicated.

Twilight quit being a lazy horse and walk over here to suck my dick instead of magicking it into your book for you.
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>>8878713
Start a strength program and your balls will get swole as fuck. Try taking longjack, too, they've got a good concentrate on amazon. It raises test levels, one of the only herbs that has clinical evidence backing its claims that it boost test.
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>>8878579
I'll try that next.

This is the Fluttershy walk cycle without any changes. The head bob (only up and down) doesn't look so bad after the pony is all decorated I guess.

Going to try up and down and forward and back next.
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>>8878745

>teleports your dick into a book somewhere
>have to find it to get it back

shouldn't have said that, anon
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>>8878713
6 lecithin a day, eh, why not. Is getting the other stuff I didn't mention worth it? The goat weed and ADAM
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>>8878752
Yeah not only that but drinking a good amount of water will help too.

It has a distinct sent when you take what I do but man is it worth it
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>>8878780
I'd rather her teleport my dick into her ass.
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>>8878804
Let me be the first of many to say that her tail looked like a huge canine penis in the thumbnail.
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>>8878813

Well now she's teleported HER dick into YOUR ass
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>>8878804
Yes.
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>>8878829
She has a dick? Pony lied to me.
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>>8878787
Goat weed and MACA root basically steroids for your drive your sex drive FYI. ADAM is a multi vitamin which will help,zinc is great but the ADAM has enough in it for most people.
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>>8878804
urgh, gross
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>>8878820
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I was thinking a dragon penis but yeah.
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>>8878810
why does increasing your loads seem to require the same things /fit/ always talks about?
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>>8878829
>double reverse portal dickings
unf
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>>8878804

>hoof feet

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy her feet if they're not there
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>>8878752
uhh what's a strength program, is that like a gym?
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>>8878443
>1xL-Arginine 100mg
>1x Lysine 1000mg
>3xLecithin Gel 1200mg

you could drop all of these with no issue, what I'd do is drop one at a time, go for a week, then see if it makes any difference
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>>8878874
Yeah, I really dislike that too.
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>>8878762
Anonymous if you have flash I can send you some walkcycle helping stuffz
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>>8878861
I like that there is a generally accepted form for the penis of a mythical animal.
I also like that it looks so good
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>>8878880
Starting Strength
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>>8878863
It does help with the amount and that is about it, taking the supplements I described more amount feels better.
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>>8878892
Nigga I'm using MSPaint.
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>>8878912

I would a flutterguy so fucking hard

no homo
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>>8878912
I can't tell which is male and which is female on over half of these.
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>>8878912
Horns...touching
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>>8878780
>teleports your dick into a book
>Goes out into the park
>"Reads"
>You're out doing something

"You okay anon? You're sweating a lot..."
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>>8878291
Phantom is like the only ALW musical I don't care for.
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>>8878912
Super gay.
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>>8878912
>dat scrunch on AJ
Shit nigga that's kawaii.
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>>8878942
Allow me to explain.
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>>8878912
That Rainbow Blitz is so gay
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OK so SS and a fuckton of Lecithin

anything else?
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>>8878943
Rarity also got to 2nd base, it seems.
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>>8878964

Jesus christ, none of those dudes do leg work

you don't look powerful with chicken legs
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>>8878964
>not drawing traps for everything
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>>8878964
This is oddly accurate.
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>>8878949
I actually feel the opposite. It's one of his only musicals that I really enjoy.
Apart from Jesus Christ Superstar, but I would consider that more of a concept album than a musical since I just like the original record and it was released before anything was staged. I know all the words to Jesus Christ Superstar.
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>>8878972
Pygeum for the precum
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>>8878964
>designed to evoke Frank Castle

hahah
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>>8878956
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>>8878883
Maybe,

L-arginine helps open the blood vessels in those sensitive area's and is cheap like 250 pills @ 100MG for 12 bucks
Lysine helps boost testosterone which works with tribulus, maca and horny goat weed to give you that extra urge (this is also under 15 bux)
Lecithin There is no reason not to take this, it helps brain functions and load levels, I can get 400x1200mg for 13 dollars worth it
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>>8878974
What a tit grab

And I can only assume that based on the position that the two Pinkies are screwing
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>>8878997
My nigga.

Dreamcoat may just be my second favorite ALW.
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>>8879015
I wish
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>>8878942
PP: Male being stuffed into female's chest.
RD: Female pulling down male (see: hair, ponytail)
TS: Boy holding girl (rounded face, ponytail)
AJ: Young boy hanging onto girl (ponytail)
FS: Male holding shorter female
Ry: Guy on top, looking down at the woman.
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>>8879007
Erg, her eye is a bit too far from her nose.
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>>8879002
I'm still not seeing any pre yet... am I doing something wrong? I've been taking 4 a day.
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>>8879015
Looks like the Rarities are hand-holding.
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>>8879007
Aw shit. I got AJ wrong.
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>>8879042
I think he was being facetious.
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>>8879046
Drink more water. Some people just don't leak much.
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>>8879041
post the rest plz
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>>8878847
Bad luck for you, friend. Ponies have venomous dicks
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>>8879084

>Snake dicks

Nek0gami pls stay forever
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>>8879046
I dunno, when I started I was on 2x100mg a day and I noticed results pretty much immediately (from none to a noticeable amount in under a week)

Are you staying hydrated? You gotta drink a lot of water
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>>8879082
Second. Kinda want to see the rest now.
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>>8879046
Taking it by itself does little.
Stop masterbating every day
Work out some (IE powerwalk alteast a mile)

You'll need to take it with Lecithin, Zinc, and/or Mutli-vitiamin, Optimen or ADAM should work.

Most importantly drink water, fatty foods will also decrease the results
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>>8879103
>>8879077
Define alot. Please. How how much are you guys drinking?
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>>8879117
Damn, she wants his gay dick bad.
Those are weirdly misproportioned arms.
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>>8879117

I hate it when people draw runners with no muscles
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>>8879138
6-8 cups of water a day, it is good to mention my soda intake is very little
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>>8879138
iono, most of a gallon a day?
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>>8879099
That is like the only kind of porn that is actually almost completely nonexistent, I swear. There's literally like a dozen pictures and that's it, as far as I've ever seen
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>>8879138
>alot
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>>8879150
this! Damn. So very few people draw say, RD or AJ with a good physique.
I miss Tess...
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>>8879082
>>8879113
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>>8879172

It's true ;-;

I wish his living sex devices or whatever they were called caught on like sergals did
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>>8879150
Runners are auswitz-mode, though.
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>>8879138
I never really measured it out, but I keep a big bottle next to my desk and refill it frequently
If your piss isn't clear and copious you're doing it wrong
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>>8879150
well maybe if runners weren't such twinks it wouldnt happen
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>>8879191
Damn Twilight you've got one big butt.
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>>8879191
>Not sitting awkwardly near each other trying to steal glances without the other one noticing

It's like they dont even watch the show.
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>>8879197
Marathoners maybe, but go look up what an olympic sprinter looks like.
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>>8879138
I drink 3-4 liters a day, I'm on meds that dry my mouth and eyes out really bad, hydration helps stop my teeth from rotting out due to the dryness. That's a lot of water for most people, you can drink 2 liters and be fine.
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>>8879197
ottermode, not auschwitz mode
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>>8879213
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>>8879191

>>8879213
Ain't nothing bad with that
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>>8878921
>>8878892
But, clearly 6 frames isn't long enough to still have a head bob in it.

I think I'll leave the walk cycle alone, I think Urimas knew exactly what he was doing.
>>8878762


I could throw the stand animations in the middle of both of them to make it eight frames long I guess. Don't know how dumb that would look until I do it.
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>>8879197

Nigga
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>>8879197
Runners yes, sprinters on the other hand..
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>>8879223
They're like that because they're on performance enhancing drugs. Every single one of them.
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Man I'm lazy to follow the whole discussion. Is there a new definitive list with what supplements you need to take?

Could someone post it please?
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elslowmo wanted me to ink this more him
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>>8879191
>>8879235
I'm sorry but those curved horns are just ridiculous.
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>>8879235
Last one since the dash one was already posted
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>MLPG: semen supplements and R63 anime
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>>8879268
I think it means they're gay.
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>>8879251
This is fairly old and I don't know how accurate it is, but this is the zebramode guide that we used to throw around
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>>8879249

I've got a friend on a college track team, he's fucking ripped. All he does is run, eat, and lift weights.

As far as I know, he's natty.
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>>8879271
BONUS

>>8879268
Yeah they are distracting as hell
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>>8879256
I want to rub her belly. Do you think it would looks better with hooves instead?
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>>8879251
Oh my fuck you shit poster, take it somewhere else.
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Hope y'all had an apple today. They're good fer ya.
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>>8879213
It's from all that sitting around reading
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>>8879317
apples are for faggots, I would rather banana
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>>8879195
People suck
hundreds of boring futa pics are drawn a day
All I want is like 2 or three artists dedicated to my silly fetishes
Life is so unfair
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>>8879251
Everybody has a different one. Herbs are a lot more effective than supps, imo. I take catuaba, muira puama, longjack, and fish oil plus a multivitamin.
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>>8879321
>Twilight after being told shes purple.gif
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>>8879321
Well I'm sure that's gotten a reduction now that she's taller.
Or maybe it got bigger?
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>>8879251
Basically do this >>8878443
Don't jerk it everyday
Walk a mile a day(takes 10 minutes)
Drink some 6-8 cups(8-12oz) of water a day
Cut as much fatty foods and soda out as you can
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>>8879328

There's a few artists dedicated to my favorite fetish, but it's not enough. It's never enough.
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>>8879308
>Behold, I have chosen a waifu!
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>>8879328
I know that feel
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>>8879280
What's the point of increasing your semen output recreationally? Who is going to notice besides you?
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>>8879321
>tfw Twilight will never push you up against a wall, slamming herself back into you as hard as she can, covering her mouth and trying not to scream
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>>8879365
>Walk a mile a day(takes 10 minutes)
>implying
maybe if you aren't incredibly out of shape, but...
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>>8879373
>actually having a flattening fetish
I'm so sorry
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>>8879365

>don't jerk it every day

wooo shit, you're a crazy one anon
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Why did she do it?
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>>8879377
Larger volume generally means a more intense orgasm.
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>>8879377
Uh, it feels way better when you splurt if you're splurting more each time. Like way better.
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I want to puch Big Mac's face so damn hard
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>>8879394
It's ok, I've got more than that to fall back on.
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>>8879402
>they threw here a going away party

PANKA PLS
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>>8879395
Food tastes better when you're hungry.
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>>8879410
I want to suck his dick
I used to think I was hetero. I just don't know anymore
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>>8879388
10 minutes would be more of a jog.
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>>8879438
>I want to suck dick
>I don't know anymore
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>>8879438
I've fapped to the though of giving pone Big Mac a handjob.

Im pretty sure I've lost control of my life.
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>>8879438
Me too bro
I blame MLPG
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>>8879437
The fight against prostate cancer can't afford a break, anon
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>>8879388
He said walk not run
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>>8879438

It's perfectly normal to be straight and want to suck a dick.

no it's not. You'll realize when you finally do it that being at least bisexual is wonderful.
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>>8879439
Maybe if you're a tiny, dwarf baby
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>>8879395
Did you know that excessive jerking off can cause quite a few mental health issues including:
Depression, ADD, lack of attentiveness, and moodiness
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>>8879379
what does this mean

why does she want to scream

why do I have a boner
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>>8879410
He looks like a southern Ken Masters, don't be a hater man.
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>>8879328
I suddenly had a thought
I wonder if reaction images like this would be considered NSFW?
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>>8879479
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>8879312
That took quite a bit of effort to do, but you decide.
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>>8879496

God dammit klondike
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>>8879479
Are you sure that those conditions don't themselves cause excessive masturbation?
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>>8879486
Orgasm.
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>>8879487
SO S RANK
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>>8879479
Catholic church pls
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>>8879479
but masturbation feels gooood

why wouldn't I do it daily?
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>>8878443
FAIR WARNING DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO A BAR AFTER DOING THIS FOR A WEEK.

I wanted to see if I could hold out a week and test the waters, my bro's asked me to go to a bar with them.

It is like putting a steak infront of a dog and saying DON'T EAT IT
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>>8878278
>>8878278
>twist
>these perfect teeth

WSuch a fat piece of juicy beef.
get dunked
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>>8879513
wait, so she's pushing me against the wall with her ass?

unf
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>>8879506
god I'm tired
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>>8879479
don't forget hairy palms, impure thoughts, hell, and satan rape
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Anon there's no pony for 10 more months.
What on Earth are you still doing here?
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>>8879479
I think Depression, ADD, lack of attentivieness (isn't this basically the same thing as ADD?) and moodiness lead to excessive jerking off.
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>>8877273
Wow FIMFlamFilosophy made a good point against Alicorn Twilight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMdx778aEH8
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>>8879547
>slamming herself back into you
Yes.
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>>8879520
How many girls did you rape?
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>>8879558

Playing Runescape 2007
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>>8879558
The comic's pretty cool.
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>>8879558
>implying
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>>8879558
Ten months? You are one wig-wag motherfucker. Try 6-7.
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>>8879479
Excessive Jacking off doesn't lead to those! Send me your source anon.
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>>8879470
What I'm saying is a 10 minute mile would be, not exhausting, but taxing at very least.
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>>8879548
2 cute
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Here you go, Darf.

Sorry about the amateurish shading. This is my first Celestia color, hope you like it.
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>>8879580
>Rarity wearing a blindfold

Are they throwing her a birthday party or something?

If so, why is Spike there?
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>>8879497
Yeh

Numba one

Thats terror
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>>8879605
>pony licking pony
Yes. I like this.
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>>8879507
Silly klondike and his furry porn pics

That comic with the snake from kung foo panda was pretty hot though
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>>8879548
>>8879256
Thank you very much Rose, I appreciate it!
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>>8879256
>>8879506
>>8879548
Rise, can you ink that celestia too pls?
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>>8879623
>"Happy Birthday Rarity" on the cake
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>>8879646

It's still being made.

It got quite a bit rapey for a bit.

now it's feely
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>>8879548
Improved.
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>>8879589
Here's a source:
http://www.askmen.com/dating/dzimmer_100/145_love_answers.html

Just google "excessive masturbation" and you'll see it can potentially cause problems.
There was also a TED talk on it, but I can't find it at the moment.
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>>8879558
Playing the market on GW2.

People practically throw money at you on this game. What the fuck.
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>>8879568
I'd rather she were holding your mouth closed to keep you from screaming while she took what she watned
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>>8879693
The TED talk was pseudoscience, there's not a single study to back any of his claims.
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>>8879693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
this?
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>>8879605
Stop trying to be useful.
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Excessive masturbation leads to excessive ejaculation.
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>>8879693
Got you covered bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU
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>>8879669
>actual text in illustrations

Dammit, comics!
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>>8879666
>Celestia's teeth
I'll always like images like this
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>>8879730
Is it terminal?
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>>8879693
TED talks are about as well regulated as wikipedia. TIME CUBE had a TED Talk.
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>>8879558
I thought there was a movie coming out next month??
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>>8879753
Anita Sarkeesian did a TED Talk.
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>>8879605
>ctrl+f "darf"
>last response was an hour ago
>asking where I was
Fuck fuck fuck. Did I really take that long.
>>
what would your favorite pony do a ted talk about
>>
>Thread stops while everyone watches the masturbation video.
Which human pone has the sexiest feet?
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>>8879857
Apples
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>>8879860
Spike
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>>8879860
You know those line-up pics they have with like all the pone's butts or something?
I want one of those with feet.
Unfortunately most feet art is horrifying.
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>>8879860
I always imagined Dash with cute dainty little feet, and long slender toes
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>>8879753
woah really?
I couldn't find it with a search for time cube ted talk, what am I looking for here?
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>>8879860
Rainbow Dash
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>>8879857
>This is an apple. It is red. They grow on apple trees and then you kick the tree and the apples fall out of it. Apples are delicious.
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>>8879860
Pinkie is the only pony to have had digits
Unless you count Spike, who is an honorary pony
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>>8879860
Depends on what you like. I always imagine Flutters with big feet. AJ's would probably be the strongest and roughest. Dash's would be small and sensitive.
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>>8879888
I'm too fucking tired for this now.

I can't take it anymore.
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>>8879901
>AJ sings a song about apples
>ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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>>8879857
how every person lives a unique life full of worth and each one is a valuable candle amongst a bonfire
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>>8879860
Twilight would have big, flat, smelly feet and refuse to take her shoes off at anyone's house.
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>>8879860
I remember there was some talk once of Fluttershy having big feet and being embarrassed of them, so you had to show her they were beautiful and rub & kiss them and stuff.
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>>8879882
That'll never happen unless somebody pays for it, or SweetHD feels like doing it.
>>8879930
She spent 3 weeks editing those lyrics. Don't hate.
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>>8879934
>Big Mac
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>>8879605
nice
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>>8879930
>implying that wasnt the best hoedown Ponyville ever had
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>>8879934
not every can live a life full of worth. its not possible
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>>8879901
>Ah'm glad you asked, sir. Yes, there are indeed some apples that are green. They also grow on trees and fall out when you kick the tree. Really the only difference between red apples and green apples is that green apples are green and red apples are red. Sometimes green apples are slightly more sour than red apples. I like green apples and red apples the same amount.
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>>8879965
Nah

>>8879980
sure it is
Everyone has something to contribute
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>>8879981
Yellow/orange apples?

ALSO HOW DO CRABAPPLES FACTOR INTO THIS
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i took off for a bit
any sign of twiliestia colour yet?
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>>8880025
>
>>8879605
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>>8880025
Yes, I finished it!
Sorry I took so long.
>>8879605
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>>8880025

>>8879605
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>>8879950
>Fluttershy has big feet
>Is ashamed of them
>You tell her they're nothing to be ashamed of
>Massage them with lotion
>Kiss each toe
GOOD ENOUGH, YOU SICK FREAK?
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I've got a riddle for you MLPG.

What flies but doesn't have wings?
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>>8879926
>AJ's would probably be the strongest and roughest.
Probably also callous and perma-coated in a very fine layer of fresh dirt.

it'd feel weird if she rubbed you erect with them
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>>8880059
Pants?
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>>8880059
TIME
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>>8880042
rad

>>8880046
no worries, it was me barking for a request anyway
thanks a ton
i'm'a put your name in the creds, if that's cool with you
do you have a tumblr or something i should link to?
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>>8880059
Why is Pinkie the jew?
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>>8880072
I was going to say that is unappealing until I read your spoiler.
Now.... I am curious....
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>>8880059
mlp's erection when somebody posts a baby pony
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>>8880082
tubular
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Day 18
3/6/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,893 (Running Total: 124,705)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 29,053 (Running Total: 534,273)

Nothing really exciting today, other than some neat new drawings.

Also some guy talked for a long time in politics or something.
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>>8880059
A helicopter?
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>>8880110
>is talking
fixed. 12.5 hours.
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>>8880050
You forgot to mention how she'd blush and cover her face because she's too embarrassed to watch

And how she holds back her squeals and the urge to curl her toes because the kisses tickle
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>>8880117
Hm...
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>>8880110
and the usual trumblr drama whoring.
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>>8879666
It would be terribly kind of you to cease using "pls" every time.
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>>8880110
I'm sorry we're being so boring, Leth.

We'll try harder.
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>>8880082
I'd appreciate that a lot.

Tumblr is just charlespranson
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>>8880134
I hope she'd eventually warm up to it, though, and come to enjoy the massage.
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>>8880134
I'm not a footfag but that's pretty cute.
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>>8880149
>we
fuck you, I'm not trying any harder and you can't make me
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>>8880059
A hot-air balloon
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>>8880077
Good work.

You win this pone.
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>>8880145
Thnks.
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>>8880170
You will do as you are told.
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>>8880168
I fucking love this pic so much.
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>>8880193
oh
alright
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I wish I was at home, in my empty apartment laying on the hardwood floor. Nothing but a ratty old sleeping bag for a bed, holding my pillow tightly in my arms, maybe if I squeeze it hard enough, it will squeeze back.
Because doing that would be a whole lot better than being here with you miserable faggots, and your inane babble.
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Anyone have some cute 3dpd pone pics?
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>>8880159
cool beans
thanks again
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>>8880145
Rose pls pls rose pls plsplsplspls
plspls
plsplspls


plz

j/k
ilu
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>>8880225
>horseshoes
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>>8880145
wait, had to fix her legs
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>>8880179
I would let a giantderp sit on me
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>>8878992

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t9xAwuuGS0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t9xAwuuGS0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t9xAwuuGS0
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>>8880236
omg I L Rose too!
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>>8880168
Cute should always be strived for
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>>8880225
sure
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>>8880246
Rose. Pls.
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>>8878997
What then to do about this Jesus-mania?/How do we deal with the Carpenter King?/Where do we start with a man who is bigger/Than John was when John did his Baptism thing.
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>>8880251
Me first.
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>tfw back from another 3 day vacation

It's only a matter of time I suppose.
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>>8880258
You

I like you
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>>8880227
Any time, man. I'm more useful to color than to draw until I get a tablet y'dig?

Hey, uh, have we seen Ross today?
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quit horsing around u guise
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>>8880325
Applejack pls
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>>8879944

HOLY SHIT DUDE I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE

JESUS FUCK UNF
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>>8880280
FOOOOLS! YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION!
THE STAKES WE ARE GAMBLING ARE FRIGHTENINGLY HIGH!
WEEEE MUSSST CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY!
SO LIKE JOHN BEFORE HIM THIS JESUS MUST DIE!
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>>8880280
Fools, you have no perception! The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high!
We must crush him completely. So, like John before him, this Jesus must die.
For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die.
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>>8880311
i hope not
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>>8880252

oh wow
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>>8880350
MUST DIE!
MUST DIE!
THIS JESUS MUST DIE!
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>>8880343
>>8880350
what's happening here
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>>8880343
>>8880350
What is even happening?!
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>>8880390
Autism
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>>8880357

Darf, didn't Ross draw some boobs for you once?

How can you stab him in the back like that?
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>>8880390
>>8880397
Jesus Christ Superstar.
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>>8880390
>>8880397
some faggy /mu/ or /tv/ shit
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>>8880357
Same here because I don't want to miss him! Maybe my artbando will be on later tonight then.
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>>8880397
Don't you mean "What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happenin'"?
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>>8880408
are you the man that they say you are?
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Meanwhile...
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>>8880420
No.

Bad Corwin.

That was too easy.
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>>8880404
ross and i have discarded our mutual non-hatred for scathing bitterness

his personality is so repulsive to me that no amount of chubby pinkie tits could convince me to be nice to him unless he just started drawing a bunch of them without me even asking and maybe had like a picture of pinkie with cum all over her pudgy stomach then maybe we could talk
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>>8880429
Why is she so purple, /v/?
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>>8880252
Seriously, who is this drawfag?

He makes me laugh with every one of his comics.
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>>8880459
That's not even very purple
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>>8880446
Hang on Lord, we're gonna fight for you.
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>>8880429
THAT MAKES ME MOIST
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>>8880466
Purpler than you.
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>>8880429
The one on the right anyone we know or is it just her parents or something?
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>>8880450

>a picture of Pinkie with cum all over her pudgy stomach

darf, have you ever heard we niggas now?
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>>8880461
Sir
http://sirartwork.tumblr.com/

Makes me wish I was /fit/, sometimes
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>>8880246
Go to sleep, Rose.
You shouldn't stay up just for us.
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>>8880418
I can't even tell what is shitposting anymore

you contribute ironically?
you like Ross ironically?
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>>8880467
Put away your sword
Don't you know that it's all over?
It was nice but now it's gone
why are you obsessed with fighting?
stick to fishing from now on
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>>8880446
There are a few things I quote frequently without even trying because I've basically memorized them:
Watchmen
Jesus Christ Superstar
Some third thing
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>>8880505
Noooo.
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>>8880478
She got her mother to dress up as Celestia.
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>>8880461
>you will never be the anonymous drawfag
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Boop
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>>8880553
this will never not be funny
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>>8880553
So how many Rarity in a Diamond Dog costume pictures does that make now?
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>>8880553
Did you do that?
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>>8880571
2
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>>8880553
I don't see any seams.... did she skin a real one?
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>>8880553
Needs her saying "Rarara" like shes tryin to be scary
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>>8880571
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>>8880571
There's Klondike's...
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>>8880595
Inked and colored I did.
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Why aren't you watching Fluffle Puff Tales to pass the time until FiM starts airing again?
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>>8880553
Who DOESNT want a Diamond Dog sweater?
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>>8880493
Thanks anon.
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>>8880571
...and this one from the drawthing.

I think those are the only one's I've seen so far.
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>>8880621
>>8880623
uh
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>>8880544
>awkward sibling hug

They did that joke because they just made up after a disagreement.

They don't just like do that all the time for no raisin.
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>>8880636
Don't have the time, pounding nails in my dick to pass the time.
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>>8880621
>>8880623
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>>8880621
>>8880623
huehuehuehue
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>>8880636
Because I'm watching Green Lantern until it dies.
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>>8880603
She's REALLY good at making costumes I forgot the sketch had seems on it, I'll be right back
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>>8880493
oh dang
super jelly
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>>8880603

>Visible Seams
>On a costume

>"What do you take me for, darling - some sort of amateur?"
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>>8880652
shhh no thinking now

just twincest
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>>8880659
That sounds fun. Can I pound nails in your dick too?
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>>8880692
Fallers General plz go.
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>>8880676
>tfw going to apply to titmouse this summer
the spaghetti wont stop.
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>>8880652
MAYBE THEY HAD A DISAGREEMENT THAT TRANSPIRED BEFORE THE ILLUSTRATED EVENTS. PERHAPS IT WAS OMITTED FROM THE COMIC SO AS TO NOT CLUTTER IT WITH TOO MUCH PREMISE FOR THE CASUAL READER.
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>>8880628
I need to learn how to take a raw sketch and ink it.
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>>8880685
but there are seams
look
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>>8880719
>tfw gonna apply for a local music label in a month
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>>8880726

>take raw sketch
>apply ink

It's really not that hard.
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>>8880493
>this shirt
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>>8880719
Good luck, whoever you are.
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Hey I came up with a hypothesis about Twilicorn that we might see in Season 4.

Twilight is motivated by three things
A. Her friends
B. Magic
C. Celestia
The thing that might change everything is C not being compatible with everything else

She might realize that she didn't fully agree with the path Celestia sent her out on, and ultimately realizing that she was never fully in charge of her own destiny.
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>>8880642
Why does that look so much like how I draw?
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>>8880740
is dat some pregnant rarity
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>>8880742
>>8880719
>tfw applying for local convenience store
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>>8880745
Yea, if you know nothing of lineart.
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>>8880753
spoilers she is not going to stop being a princess and she is fine with her destiny the end
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>>8880754
because it's shit?
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>>8880780
Yeah pretty much.
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>>8880770
>>8880745
So basically, you vector it?
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>>8880621
>>8880623
Man. That just makes me sad.
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>>8880753

She looked like she was just fine with her conflict-free princess world, though.
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>cab sketch/line a drawing in under half an hour
>takes 6 hours + to color it
how the hell do you people color so fast?
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>>8880802
I just...I dunno I kinda like the idea of Twilight pursuing a career similar to starswirl
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>>8880825
coloring's easy as shit unless you're going for something that's fully shaded
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>>8880800
ha, no. Go read up on line art
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>>8880825
Well in Elslowmo's case it's because he's not very good at it.
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>>8880825
It took me like three fucking hours just to color that cute Twilestia pic.
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Whats the most sexual, non-sexual pony image you got?
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>>8880800

...no.

If you're using SAI or Photoshop, put another layer over the raw sketch, and just draw over it with solid lines - try to make each line with a single solid stroke, because if you do it all scribbly-like, or if you slow down and draw in the ink slowly, it doesn't look as good.
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>>8880848
>doing stuff is easy unless you want to do it right.
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>>8880850
have any links or guides you would like to share?
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>>8880825
It takes me five seconds to color one pixel.
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>>8880861
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>>8880861
Anon if you want people to post Glitter Glue drawings, just ask for Glitter Glue drawings.
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>>8880861
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>>8880861
You mean suggestive right?
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>>8880869
>right
>wrong

These terms don't apply. Flat coloring is a choice.
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Bidding starts at 20 dollars.
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>>8880861
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>>8880719
give me wobbly tummies MLPG
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>>8880719
>titmouse
duuuude
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>>8880536
Mother in Law.
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>>8880861
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>>8880895
>shit on her tail

gross
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>>8880825
Preserve Opacity, Clip Layer and Multiply can do wonders!
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>>8880861
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>>8880909
>>8880908
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>>8880908
>>8880909
something's not right tonight
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>>8880903
I would buy as many as possible and give them good lives free of degradation.
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>>8880921
>shit
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>>8880930
>dat obliterated spine
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>>8880719
Best of luck. Live life
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>>8880943
So you would keep them as slaves, but comfortably.
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>>8880861
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>>8880954
>Pinkie
>bones
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>>8880895
chubby nurse is best nurse.
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>>8880875
Not on this machine. But I can tell you a general principle is thick lines for the outline and smaller lines for the inside and detail.

The eye is drawn to thicker lines more so than thinner ones, so use that to draw the eye to important things.
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Quick, can someone post a good screenshot of Vinyl's eyes?
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>>8880719

>tfw applying for jobs at a hotel, a Toys R Us and Staples
TFW you get an email back almost immediately for two of them, saying they're not hiring or they went with someone else.
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>>8880966
>ponies
>bones
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>>8880940
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>>8880912
WHAT DID SLEEPY SEE
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>>8880861
Also the most sexual.

I don't save anything sexual.
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>>8880493
>those few lines for bodies/faces in the comics
>looks a billion times better than my complex shit
fuck im doing it wrong.
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>>8880962
I would keep them safe, anon. I'd even try to get them home.
I'm just trying to keep some rapist from purchasing them.
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>>8880908
>>8880909
hah
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>>8880981
My penis.
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>>8880980
>pones rubbing their teats together
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>>8880861
Oh no you dont janitor san. Ive been banned enough as is.
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>>8880875
This is actually not that helpful, but it's nice to look at
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>>8880903
200 bucks fer the white one
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>>8880989
They have no home but their master's.
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>>8880963
THEY'RE STILL NOT PANTS
YOU DIDN'T AMEND YOUR FILENAME TO APPEASE ME I AM OFFENDED
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>>8880922
Mein hero. I want you to stream again sometime. I learned a lot from watching you.

See: >>8879605
I need to learn to shade like you do.
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>>8880963
damn son

thats a pretty fucking cute cheerilee
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I mean there could be a whole premise...character development about Twilight just writing spells
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>>8880603
>>8880668
This any better?
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>>8880978
>tfw three shitty minimum wage part time jobs that I absolutely hate and that take most of my time away that I could be drawing.
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>tfw job
>tfw $12/hr
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>>8880981
a giant pillow
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>>8880988
>rip off Pendleton Ward
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>>8881002
she can't sleep on that
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>>8880979
>bones
>boners
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>>8880963
Those aren't pants

They aren't even socks

They're leg sleeves.
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>>8881030
>editing filenames
i am unmoved by your vague aggression
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Apple hips are built to last
They aren't too slow, they aren't to fast
They're wide and soft, yet firm and toned
Won't you take this apple pone home?
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>>8881058
I think you'll find that you're mistaken.
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>>8880981
The most perfect bed there ever was
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>>8881027
Then I would be the kindest master I could be, I guess...
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>>8881065
all ponies have same hips
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What are we doing on the bed anon?
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>>8881065
>0r0
>no pelvis, just massive reservoirs of fat
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>>8881019
>cbee

I wish we hadn't chased Apple off. We could have forced him down that path.
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>>8881065
>someone took my sloppy edit, cropped it further and put it on derpibooru

I'm not even mad, just baffled
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>>8881094
Gettin tired of your rational mind Anon.
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>>8881095
We're going to sleep.
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>>8881095
Well we're going to sleep, silly. Unless you've got some juicy pony gossip you wanna spill first~
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>>8881032
but my shading is mostly crap, I just wing it sometimes

It's just a matter of "visualizing" where your lightsource is, then add shadows that match the light source.
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>>8881056
>Decide to google him
Holy shit, I thought he was older than that. He's less than ten years older than me.
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>>8881099
Didn't cbee go into hiding? and craziness?
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>>8881095
gonna sleep

i guess we could make love first and cuddle as we drift off

if you would prefer
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>>8881109
Or not, on closer inspection it's not mine
nevermind!
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>>8881141
I meant in the "drawing T&A" sense.
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>>8881133
Doooks, what is Selection Source used for?
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>>8881137
He may be 30, but his beard is 35.
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>>8881099
We chased Apple off again?
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>>8881133
tell me your secrets grass
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>>8881095
what a soft and cuddly pone
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>>8881098
>no pelvis

u havin a giggle, m8?
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>>8881176
Nah, he just flees randomly
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Season 4 except replace applebloom with twilicorn.
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>>8881137
he's got an old dude name and look
kinda like Edmund McMillen
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>>8881154
what's wrong with the original?
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>>8881133
noice, would love to see a proper shading of this
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>>8881188
>not-big-enough-to-fit-those-massive-thighs pelvis

better?
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>>8881227
It has that fucking rabbit in it
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>>8881216
Why does everyone want Celestia and Luna to disappear?
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>>8881137
Look at yourself, anon. He's not too much older than you, and he's graduated CalArts and created one of the biggest cartoons today. What have you done? What are you doing? What will you do?
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>>8881172
It's for when your magic wand tool is set as "Selection Source", the magic wand uses the layer selected as "Source" to reference the contents from it, in example, you set your lineart as source, then you move to the "color" layer, you can still select what it's on the lineart.

>>8881179
Step 1) Flat color
Step 2) Try to shade
Step 3) Cry
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Somebody stram.
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I need something to do.
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>>8881172
Hey you, I've got videos for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u869WDFGhJU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtLZCfwZVcw
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>>8881253
Because I want episodes of their adventures like they did shortly with spike/celestia in the comic.
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>>8881274
Start a cult.
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>>8881259
I'm going to an online art school and masturbating frequently!
Does that count?
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>>8881271
I need help with step 2
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>>8881274
end yourself
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>>8881274

Stram
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>>8881259
I've been feeling optimistic lately. I know I've got a good eye, I know I'm creative, I know I'm intelligent, I'm likable, and I can actually tell that I am improving.
You guys will shoot me down soon enough, but for the time being the future doesn't look 100% bleak.
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>>8881275
Thanks anon, I'll check it out.

>>8881271
Neat
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>>8881065

God, imagine how much those thighs and that ass would shake while you pound her.

So much woman~
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>>8881273
it was around this time last week that I strammed a movie then Archer s1

anyone interested in either of those things?
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>>8881291
I don't need a cult when you're all my family.

>>8881309
Stream what, me laying in bed covered in sour cream and onion rings?
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>>8881176
Last I remember he posted asking people to not post his face anymore. To which an anon replied "no".
Then he said something like "Well it really was time to leave you guys anyway".
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>>8881351
i wish someone could take this concept and make a good picture out of it
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>>8881259
CalArts is expensive though. Even if you're good enough to get in and earn some scholarships your parents have to shit money to be able to afford to send you.
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>>8881351
woah where did this picture come from
dem hips
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>tfw approaching 30 and not as successful as Pendleton Ward
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>>8881351
i am not natively english speaking
is there a superlative for boner
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>>8881358

>laying in bed covered in sour cream and onion rings?
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>>8881259
>What have you done?
Tried to achieve something I thought was my purpose in life, and failed horribly
>What are you doing?
Trying to salvage what I have left and get a job so I can at least live paycheck-to-paycheck
>What will you do?
Hopefully, I will either get a book published or be dead. Either one's looking pretty good.
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>>8881374
99% of all humans never accomplishing anything, don't feel bad.
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>>8881351
applefat
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>>8881374
>tfw approaching 23 and not as successful as...fuckin'...I dunno

>Daniel Radcliffe.
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>>8881366
or be in debt for the rest of your life
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>>8881374
at least you're done blowing it already
I still have a good 10 years of nothing ahead of me before I can safely say that I've failed
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>>8881393

>fat

Brother, there's a bunch of words for that kind of build on a woman - and "fat" ain't a single one of them.
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>>8881400

>tfw approaching 24 and don't even know what I want to do.



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