Beta General.Headless horse: >>>/mlp/8713955How would the show and the character development be if the current ponies never existed and were all replaced by their beta forms?
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*Note, this applies to Celestia and other ponies, too.
I declare this thread for best pony
>>8718834Dash and Pinkie would be the best friendship, Dash wouldn't interact with Fluttershy at all
>>8718834Those horses look awful
this is happening
>>8718924So many Rarities... I want to chop all their legs off
>>8718930>shit VA for those four>Twilight and Fluttershy still have no VAIt's gonna be shit.
>>8718924Nigga if you're gonna try to start shit I'ma bust out whatever brony pictures of your pone waifu I have.
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>8718950>having a pone waifuFucking casuals.
>>8718940>Liking worm ponies
>>8718946So any other weabs in here can confirm for me how shitty the voices are?
>>8718930KAWAII, NE DESU~ ^_^
>>8718972All the horsefucking feeds off itself
>>8718972Everyone is usually calmer in night threads.
>>8718947>The Sorcerer's Apprentice starts playing in my head instantly
>>8718950do it fgt
>>8718947>humanized TwilyWHERE!?!?!?!?!?WHEN!? HOW!? DID YOU BUY IT!?
>>8718972>implyingDay is full of rage while the night harbors all the hardcore fetishfags. There's no safe time of the day for the rest of us.
GR please draw more chest balloons.
>>8718971They are new voice actors that have been shown to be shit in every role they have done so far.
>>8718991Would you give her the axe?
>>8718965Beandash is adorable
I need a good reference or two for Corey.
>>8719007>GR will never draw humanstallions with massive dicks
>>8718972Such is the way of 4chan. It's true across every board.
>>8718972We fap so much we're chill
>>8719008Wow, I guess they're probably really cheap to hire.
>>8718972Day threads are more like mlpg when it was on /co/ and /a/.Night threads seem like a mix between /v/, /d/, /mlp/, and a hint of /fur/.
>>8719016It's both cute and funny.
>>8718972Night thread has better porn
>>8719039Yeah, rumor is they are putting in the big bucks for Twilight's and Fluttershy's VA
>>8719054Yeah this probably sums it up pretty good.
>>8718969I'm gonna add that to my list of art. A spartan army of Twilys.
>>8719054mlpg has been saying night threads are better since season 1 was still airing though
>>8719066>big bucks for twilight and the moeblobOf fucking course.
>>8719054nigga plzdaythreads are straight up piss
>>8719066>the main character and token moe character for the japsNot a surprise.
>>8719059Why does all the horsefuckery explode after 10PM EST? Everyone is a horny sexual deviant at night.
>>8718924>>8718947You guys laugh, but THESE are the guys getting their waifu in the next life.You call yourself committed? You MIGHT get to be a slutty mare. Probably a smelly slutty mare. Or a sexual captive of Diamond Dogs.You won't be spending eternity with your perfect pone waifu, that's for sure.
>>8719089That was before we had our own board though
Anyone know what the song in dafty's latest flash is? It's got me hooked and I've had the stupid thing open for 20 minutes
>>8719054Switch /v/ to the day threads and it's pretty accurate.
>>8719108>You MIGHT get to be a slutty marethat's all I've ever wanted, anon
>>8719105UP HIGHDOWN LOWTOO FUCKING SLOW
>>8719054And /co/. Believe it or not, /co/'s always turned everything into a fetish.
>>8719090>>8719104The polls I've seen have shown fluttershy not all that popular with Japs.
>>8719118Perfect.There better be riches inside of those.
>>8719108>smelly slutty mareI wouldn't mind this
>>8719117I didn't know dafty did flashlink?
>>8719082Is there a link to the source video?
>>8719085----------NOW-------------THAT'S WHAT I CALL-----------BAIT!-------------
>>8719085How is that bait at all
>>8719106Because they think it fucking flies all of a sudden once the time changes.
>>8719108>THESE are the guys getting their waifu in the next lifeyou know the one with the twilight army is jitterbug jive, right?He just like the color purple
>>8719105>Using inkbunnyCubfag please fucking go
>>8719096>Day threads talk about the show>Don't see to complain as much to tripfags>Not as much porn>light humor>not as much deleting from scruffHonestly day threads are pretty great
>>8719148EVERYTHINGis a bait.
>>8719082reminds me of that half-life snacks video or whatever it's called.
>>8719106I'm still a horny sexual deviant during the day but nothing I post ever catches on so I tend to keep it to myself
>>8719118Time to break out the gold slingshot.
>>8719141I would take good care of you, anon, and smell you, sexually.
>>8719137Of course, the japs into this show all have some level of taste. They're still trying to market the moe though.
What was the episode where Dash said "This is bait".Pls, I only watched >season 3 once
>>8718970>Why are you getting so butthurt over a comic you've never even read?MS-drones in MLPG everyone. The piss has taken over.
>>8719166Day threads drive away contributors.
>>8719122Nigga have you seen a day thread? They move slower but the post quality and topics are generally better.
What's today's draw prompt?
>>8719192nevershe never said it
>>8719108>Get to be a slutty mareHell ye->probably a smelly slutty mareHELL YE->Sexual captive of Diamond DogsHELL YESit's a damn good thing I don't have a pone waifu
>>8719192She doesn't say it, it's a fucking forced may may
>>8719203Pony movie poster.
>>8719192I don't think she did, it was just one anon that posted it.He came back later saying he regretted it had gotten this far.
>>8719199It's too stupid to be a legitimate post
Workin on this the best I can. You try typing and drawing on a tablet lying on your stomach, unable to sit for a whole week. Pain in the ass, literally.
I love the idea of human marker using boop as an adjective.
>>8719199arguing about day threads during the night ironically shits up night threads.
>>8719212I'm so sorry for ever saying "this is bait" with a picture of Dashthis whole thing is dumb as hell
>>8719199We must be in very different timezones.
>>8719203From the last threadIn a world of ponies and ponies, only one pony can pony pony hard enough to pony the pony.THIS SUMMERTHE WORLD MAY NEVER BE PONY AGAINOkay yeah we're drawing movie posters today. Posters for a hypothetical FiM movie, posters for the not-so-hypothetical straight-to-video thing we're getting, or remake an existing movie poster with ponies.
>>8719108You fool, do you even know where you are? Most of these people would relish becoming a smelly slutty mare with the power to corrupt innocents with her thick musk, as opposed to cuddling Pinkie Pie forever.
>>8719229>boop as an adjectiveMan, that's like, 80s cartoon bad.
>>8719225This isn't completely horrible. Good job.
>>8719225I do that sometimes, and it makes my back hurt.Also, that reminds me of a not fat version of Corwin's Sweetie human.
>>8719233Yeah, very different. Not a glorious east coast master race anymore, job moved me out to west coast.Just never realized it till now how different night threads are
>>8719054MLPG was on /a/?I must have missed this.
>>8719229don't you mean interjection
>>8719000Holycrap that is awesome I wish I could live there
>Tiarawhy's vids have scarred children to the point where The New York Times has covered itThink about that. Let that sit in.
>>8719268I think he is refering to the posters, /co/ has a mash up of /a/ and /co
>>8719282Who the fuck cares.Let that sit in.
>>8719225Fuck off Ross.
>>8719225I like the face so far. Keep going.
>>8719217I still doall I did was reply like that one mountain dew facebook postdon't dew it
>>8719236>>8719231>>8719214Thanks. Might not be able to do today or tomorrow's draw prompt myself since I'm leaving for a weekend trip in several hours, but I'll try.
>>8719282Paprika pls stop shitposting
>>8719282I'd forgotten about it until nowthat's how unsurprising it ismodern media makes EVERYTHING look big
>>8719282I think that is absolutely hilarious.Also, the children probably don't give a fuck.It's the "TINK OF DUH CHILRUNS" mothers who throw a fucking fit about it.
>>8719260My back hurts so goddamn bad right now, including my neck. The real reason I can't sit is because I had a cyst on top of the crack of my ass and I had surgery to get it removed. I can't sit for a whole week or two so it can properly heal and drain. I don't remember jack shit about the surgery except being told to roll over.
>>8719308>makes EVERYTHING look bigunf
Did Sombra go to Tartarus? What sort of crimes get you sent to pony hell?
>>8719312Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Even your own body hates your existence.weren't you gonna join the chairforce and leave us?
>>8719318>it gets bigger.png
>>8719231>Night of the Living Boop
>tfw people don't hide their powerlevel
>>8719335You're forced to have sex with the gender opposite your preference.
>>8719283/co/ is a lot more chill than /a/ thoughat least it used to be, but /a/ can be as bad as /mu/ sometimes
What song does Dash listen to while juggling thoughts of suicide
Why is purple tinker hosting a convention if she hates the fandom?
>>8719365Do you at least get to become a girl first? At least?
I'M WATCHING YOUR PASTEBIN AND I STILL DON'T SEE ANYTHING
>>8719328>>8719319It happened. It didn't name Tiarawhy by name though. I'm too lazy to look it up.
>>8719361It can be alright to reveal your powerlevel sometimes if you're chill about it and don't make a big deal.
>>8719384I haven't put anything on my pastebin in months, why would you be watching it
>>8719382This is Hell, what do you think?
>>8719353would human rarity have a pet pone rarity
>>8719365>BisexualWhat now, Celestia?
>>8719373Oh god. I feel the spaghetti slipping. Please stop looking at me like that. On earth I'm considered above-average
Why aren't there more good pony artists?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU>last video>6 months ago
>>8719399You don't get to have sex with anyoneand you don't get to watch anyone have sex either
>>8719373Fluttershy's the only one who looks intimidated...
>>8719399Straight jacket while all the sex is happening in front of you.No way to participate or fap.
>>8719282Little kids shouldn't be using the net alone and parents shouldnt expect the pc to raise their kids.
>>8719312Pilonidal cyst? I had a botched surgery back in march, the wound still isn't healed. They cauterized it with silver nitrate yesterday, I look like a hunchback now because I've been sitting down all day for almost a year.
>>8719423FINE, FUCK.WHAT DO I GET IN PONY HEAVEN?
>>8719394>Nirvana is now Dadrock>This is true>This used to be my generation's music;__;
>>8719407What are you talking about we have some great artists. Just look a tiarawhy
>>8719427>tfw the internet raised you
>>8719252b-b-but it's cute
>>8719372Needle in the Hay
>>8719418>Oooh... how do I let him down gently?
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?ghost=yes&search_text=%22this%20is%20bait%22&task=search&offset=216...It existed since Sep 2012. HOW THE FUCK!?
>>8719438Anybody that calls something dadrock is probably bamboozling, anonand nirvana isn't dadrock anyway, it's overrated whiny bullshit
>>8719456Corwin, pls go.
>>8719438it's OK anonyou can reminisce about the good old days with teacherpone
>>8719439made me giggle, thanks anon
>>8719407Because ponies are an easy way to glory, it has helped less talented artists become talented, who then inspire more amateur artists.Any artist worth their salt do much more than just ponies.
>>8719432Goddamn. Glad mine wasn't botched.
>>8719456It's cute how ponkfags think they're the shit of all people.
>>8719436Well, depends on your preferences, anon.I for one would see laid out before me all the futa mares I could possibly suck. I'd start with Sweetie Belle.
>>8719418>"P-primate penises are usually m-much smaller than that"
>>8719471shut up tiara
>>8719407http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDAJJONn9I>tfw no more powerful videos like this
>>8719456what about the other ponies?
>>8719456what's the original of this?I've seen it with so many different captions I don't even know
>>8719456I think this is more accurate
>>8719472>less talented artists become talentedmeant to say they've become popular. sue me
>>8719361This>>8719390Seriously if you present yourself in a manner becoming of yourself you should be golden
>>8719473It was actually in my asscrack, the incision is about a 1/4 of an inch from my asshole. It didn't really hurt, but it's really been taking a toll on me mentally, I feel like an old man.It's way better than it was, it was originally a 4 inch incision open all the way because it split, about half an inch deep.
>>8719444No wonder you're a pony fucker.and so am i ;_;
>>8719485See? Flutters will take care of you. Even if the others think you've got a laughably small wiener, and are a disgusting ape creature... Fluttershy doesn't care.
>>8719481ENDLESS CUDDLING AND FUZZY PONIES
>>8719517Wait, why am I showing my penis again.This doesn't sound like me.If I live with Fluttershy will I be able to hunt.I want meat.
Beta forms? Nah more like actually what was meant to be but didn't happen because of legal issues.I guess it wouldn't have been as successful. Colors do have an impact when it comes to visual media. The original versions look outdated and aren't as attractive as the current ones.This also has to do with the fact that we're more used to the current versions now. If Hasbro still had the rights to own the original ponies, the show would've taken a completely different direction, considering it was meant to be a new version of the original MLP cartoon. Character development would've taken another course and it would've been a hit or miss, really.
>>8719535good morning anon
>>8719538Because you're drunk and they want to make fun of you by posting it on the ponynet.
>>8719535What? You don't sleep at night.You're gonna make the moon crash into some shit
>>8719538Clearly your clothes were burned off when you fell into that dimensional portal.Or something.
>>8719538You materialize in Equestria naked. Non-organic material can't make it through the portal.And Fluttershy will bring you meat, just like she brings her bear fish.
>>8719546I wish we had more posts like these.
nighty night braebrae~
>>8719535Night best princess.
>>8719506>implying courtney didn't have him killed
>>8719567link to source?
>>8719535Please don't invade my dreams and reveal my fetishes to everyone, Luna
>>8719564>Anon strolls into the pony biker bar and demands boots, clothes, a motorcycle
>>8719564Why aren't they more surprised by a bipedal creature they've never seen before materializing in front of them.What if I want to hunt.
>>8719573Yeah, I find it EXTREMELY unlikely that an extremely depressed heroin addict who posed for pictures with a shotgun in his mouth and who wrote a song called "I hate myself and I want to die" would EVER commit suicide.
>>8719538You can go fishingLand creatures and mammals are all sentient
Be honest. Would you play this game.
Reminder to all the lovely scum(other ponies) and their fans, that he master race is still here. (Trixie and her subjects)
>>8719581I don't know the source, sorry.
>>8719586Because this shit happens more than you think.And if you want to hunt, then do it.
>>8719583>one of the biker ponies sticks their cigarette against his chest>Anon faints>it's a candy cigarette
>>8719600nopeunless they were G4
Wow, Pinkiefags are really condescending dicks.Who woulda thought?
wow who the fuck actually likes ponies
>implying Pinkiefags aren't fat girls with Invader Zim bracelets and messenger bags littered with gay buttons
>>8719583Oh man, I just imagined a bunch of Wild Boar bikers in Equestria. This is something that can be drawn...
>>8719623This requires more Trixie mind controlling Twilight
heynew jackal queenston album
>>8719624I have no idea
>>8719624I love ponies
>>8719439I don't know, it's pretty impressive how much power he has over the entire fandom.
>>8719623>Twily domming Trixie>Not Trixie mind controlling Twilight into worshipping her and sapping her beauty until Trixie is a sexy amazon and Twilight is four feet tall and super skinny.
>>8719599>Land creatures and mammals are all sentient>implying that's going to stop meI want beef.
>>8719596>Yeah, I find it EXTREMELY unlikely that an extremely depressed drawfag who frequently shitposts "I hate myself and I want to die" would EVER commit suicide.We should start a suicide hotline, MLPG
>>8719626IT'S TURE IT'S ALL TRUE!all PP who are girls seem to be overweight obsessive creeps.
>>8719499Something like liberal arts major, math major, and engineer
>>8719656I know what you mean. I sometimes really worry about some of them. ;_;
>>8719573She had a vagina to die for
>>8719663Quick question: is taking online classes for a Bachelor's in Graphic Design a huge waste of time and money?
>>8719623i wonder how kevin is doing on my commission
>>8719616>ironicallyJust like you started watching this show, huh?Faggot.Just kidding, I would do the same, heh.
>>8719678Yes, art degrees are only as good as what you learn, and you won't learn more online than you would at a local community college.
Are there any drawing of Braeburn with his vest stuffed with beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and sour cream?
>>8719656>call mlpg hotline before noon>voice on the other end says "do it faggot" and hangs up on you
>>8719565I was gonna get into why these colors don't work and affect the characters compared to the new versions but I just decided to not do it because I'd never finish listing all the reasons.
>>8719678If you don't go to the best school available then hell yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=fAkfDoCuTjgTypical MLPG user raging at computer
>>8719701Well i'm no arts major, but I think that if want to do animation, you should go to calarts.
>>8719693I remember when I planned to give this show a shot.I started enjoying it ironically.But once I was like four episodes in, I was enjoying it sincerely without even realizing it.
>>8719600i wouldnt even play a g4 pony game
>>8719596The thing about the levels of heroin in his blood making him unable to kill himself is complete bs. People with high opiate tolerances can take enormous doses that would kill someone 3 times over and barely get high. I used to be able to take 300-400mg of oxy and barely catch a nod, it sounds like an insane dose, but that's the way opiate tolerance works.
>>8719710You can do it without going to calarts, you just need to practice a lot and get your work out there.
>>8719600Only if there's sex in it.
>>8719710The thing is, that school is really pretty hard to get into. You have to already be at a pretty high level already. There are other ways to go, even if Calarts makes it almost a sure thing.
>>8719723aww, it's adorable.
>>8719723Cute, is that you SB?
>>8719723a solid effort!
>>8719573No, you're thinking of phil hartman
>>8719704>Call MLPG hotline at night>Unhappy about own art>"You should draw futa Trixie sitting on Fluttershy's face. That'll cheer you up"
>>8719711That looks like that scene from The Thing except with penises.
>>8719600No.Pony is not for vidya.
>>8719708Typical /mlp/ user visits MLPGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9oAGnK9CU
>>8719623>tfw no one is going to draw or write more horngasm denial so I'm going to have to
>>8719723That is not Zecora and a Giraffe trading stories of home and the savannah, SB.It's still cute, though.
>>8719751it's also not an astronaut pony
>>8719710>>8719710This nigga gets it, you need to go to a good school, it helps unless you are VERY talented. I am an animation major and I have been doing researches on schools. I know a fair amount about calats, any questions.
>>8719723AW SHITmake more
>>8719723CuteNot to sound whiny, but are you planning on finishing anything soon?
>>8719678Yeah huge waste of dosh, get a CC degree in Design and IT if you want to go anywhere
howdy gangsharing for the night crowd if anyone's interestednew story with futa!twilicorn and rainbow dash. hooves, wings, lotsa cum.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/86771/the-benefits-of-princesshood
>>8719737>"What? No, it won't.">"Well, look on the bright side, you're not reduced to doing that to survive.">"Hey, that does make me feel a whole lot better about myself. Thanks, Nighttime MLPG!"
>>87197591) Why are you using a trip2) Why don't you go and try to ressurect the /b/read3) Why do you think "having done research on liberal arts schools" is something worthy of an AMA
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f5_1307371703>mlpg vs bronies
>>8719773Thank you. Do you have anything coming up planned?
>>8719759How much does a degree cost at calarts?I'm from Yurop but just curious.
>>8719781/co/ really is love.
>>8719710Several CalArts grads have admitted that the instructors and classes aren't really significantly better than anyplace else.What really makes CalArts students excel is they they're all forced to make a student film every single year.
>>8719773>darfI have to get a drink first.
>>8719652>tfw a single greentext post can end up co-opting an entire thread.I will never understand it, or stop marveling when it happens
>>8719792Also, connections. The big studios go to schools like CalArts first
>>8719789It's about $120k.
>>8719759No one gives a shit where you go to school.All the matters is what level you are at.
>>8719792Well, and networking. Networking is kind of important in the arts.
>>8719801Because that's a sexy idea, anon.
>>8719787a sfw story i'm not sure about. it's gonna be a bit more work, and i need to get mew to do a cover pic if he's still downother than that noi tried to come up with an outline for that desperate luna fic and actually got a really cool idea, but if i write it, it's gonna be LONG, and i'm not sure what to do with it
>>8719801I must have missed somethingis there a cap?
>>8719654>yfw there are plants in Equestria that have the same nutritional value as meat>and if properly prepared, the same texture.
Pinkie is rock 'n' rollingest pon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGuPqPte52s
>>8719781>on liberal arts schools >>8719789Depends on when you get in, other wise about 80,000$>>8719807Yes and no, it helps but if you got the stuff, you can do it.
>>8719814Did you read that stuff about human Trixie dominating Twilight and stealing her figure, and eventually her intelligence and magic?
the mlp figures remind me of ducks
>>8719830just, like, one second agonot really doing it for mei prefer trixie to be the sub in that relationship
Fuck trying to draw for a good while. All it seems to do for me is make me feel even worse when I'm like this.Gonna try to watch some pony. Which episode should I watch?
>>8719823I love Wanda Jackson.
>>8719810I suppose so!It's just funny to think about, as a greentext writer.I've written posts I was sure you guys would love, that got either no responses, or a single anon telling me what I wrote gave him the opposite of an erection, and I've written posts I wasn't sure would go over, that had MLPG unfing all over the place.It's funny to see how the dice fall sometimes.
>>8719806>meanwhile university is free here, but you gotta pay for materials yourselfObviously I can't say it even compares to high-end universities in the US, but eh.
>>8719838No the post just made, I mean all the good stuff written last night.
>>8719839WINTER WRAP UP
>>8719839 Magical Mystery Cure
>>8719847ohnobut like i said, the idea doesn't really do it for me
>>8719839stram season 2all of it
>>8719806I start in august
>>8719839Snow is melting outside my window.Clearly this calls for WWU.
>>8719824It only helps with networking really. Which you can do now on the internet if you play it smart.
>>8719854man, you didn't even get the people complainingor the people from the last story i wrote who were roleplaying in the commentsthere's way worse stuff out there
>>8719843There are very reasonably priced places. CalArts is not one of them. If you want the top 1% of schools you pay through the nose unless you're top 0.1%.
>>8719856Okay, I understand. But it was some really hot stuff...
>>8719859Maybe you can help with GG's teeth
>>8719847post it pls
>>8719872>RPing in the commentsOh lawd, i need to see that.
>>8719882I don't know if anyone capped it.
>>8719819No.I want meat.
>>8719819no matter how similar it is, it's different. i've tried fake beef that tasted the exact same as beef, had the same texture _or at least, as near as makes no difference; i'm sure Gordon Ramsey wouldn't have been fooled, but for somebody with no culinary skill whatsoever, it was an incredible simulation). but it wasn't beef. i didn't know it wasn't beef until after i'd finished, but even when i was eating it, i knew something was off. i want meat, dammit, and so do griffons and minotaurs.
>>8719891what am I paying you people for?
hey look it's RD as an RChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VDdHJDQn3Y
>>8719890you really don'tit was on a sfw sad storyand a guy just started posting image macros and pretending he was doing things about the stuff happening in the storyit was painful to readespecially because i feel like that story should be spared inane commenting, but whatevs
>>8719879You should my grill. I can't afford to fix a chipped tooth. But, people should understand that dentists can't fuck with their own mouths.
>>8719859Prepare to be made fun of by real doctors for the rest of your life.
>MS-drones>GG-dronesWho's the worst?
>>8719906this is probably the lamest manual spam I've ever seen
>>8719908Or you could tell them to fuck right off.
>>8719918That looks like red's work
>>8719861>>8719849Guys, how many times have you watched WWU now, like really? Instead watch something more underappreciated like A Canterlot Wedding
>>8719919youyou are the worst
>>8719919Milky Way drones
>>8719919People trying to stir up shit are ten times worse
>>8719915I didn't get into dental school by being stupid enough to fall for that.
>>8719919People who use the word "drones".
>>8719919The faggots who complain#swish
>>8719919you are anonymous
>>8719922ehbeing a dick in the comments of a story won't do me any favoursi did delete some and block a few people who were really bad though
>>8719931No, you got into dental school by spelling your name correctly.
>>8719925A Canterlot Wedding is in my top five
>>8719925I haven't watched or heard WWU in at least half a year.
okay to the anon who i said i would draw lyra and anon sleeping together, i'm sorry, but>went to a hockey game>really close game, no one scores until the last period>two guys behind me getting hyped>in the last 5 minutes both start yelling "GIVE EM THE D" >mfw
>>8719859don't commit suicide, now.
>>8719943>A Canterlot Wedding is in my top five
>>8719388Funny. I'd assumed they were talking about the .mov series. But Tiarawhy pays to have his videos show up in the featured section so it's probably more likely kids see them.
>>8719919MS's style is pretty boring, and his characters all have the same face. Literally. No exaggeration, the exact same fucking face.BUT, he seems like a cool guy, he draws yummy-looking cocks, and he draws cute little girls.
>>8719950hahaexcellentyou should give lyra the D
>>8719918where's that confounded horn?
>>8719921This is probably the lamest manual bait I've ever seen.
>>8719953No anon, I think you're the one that needs to leave
>>8719967From the looks of it that's the milk mare.
this guy getting arrested looks like he has a celestia tattoo on his armhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4PxkTiU0yU&
>>8719950IT'S A SIGNA SIGN FROM THE GREAT DESCARTESYOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>8719580Ha you wish
>>8719950The islanders game?
>>8719960>he draws yummy-looking cocksThe cocks are also the same. >and he draws cute little girls.They're lolis with teenage heads. I've seen way better lolicon.
>all this pony shit on the web, on television, even in fucking IRLI still don't believe it.A girl's show became that fucking popular.We could have stopped this, /co/. It's all your fault. Everything. ;_;
>>8719986Sharks v Red Wings
Why are Snips and Snails worst ponies?
>>8719933>People who use drones
>>8719978I don't see it
>>8719956That was so #fast, #dude.#swag#yolo#swagyolo
>>8719914>Not numbing and working your own teeth in a mirrorYou are the worst kind of terrible.How am I supposed to trust you with my teeth if you won't even trust yourself with your own?
>>8719978It's too blurry to see exactly what it is, but it's a generic ex-con tattoo.
>>8719992I don't see the problem.Ponies are cute.
>>8720000That's not how you say Rainbow and Dash.
>>8720002Havin' a giggle, m8?
>>8720000>won best magic act>best looptyhoopers in their class>strong enough to haul a solid gold throne across the ground without wheels
>>8719992/co/ was only the catalyst. It would have taken longer, but it would have happened anyways.
>>8720000>>8720026i like 'emthey're cute
>>8720027You believe in alternative timelines?
>>8720023A might fine giggle I must say.
>>8720027>It would have taken longer, but it would have happened anyways.Not necessarily with ponies, though. Something was bound to happen, but if not for /co/ I really don't think ponies would have taken off even close to how they have.
>>8720049>You will never humiliate Trixie, sexually.;_;
>>8720049fuck you I laughed
>>8720049It's not as funny without the faces
>>8720057FINALLYTHE REASON WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT
>>8720049it's good but if you haven't seen the origional it's just not the same.
>>8720049>take pre-made humor>apply poniesi hate it
>>8720071these aren't horsesI was mislead
>>8720049That stupid video makes me laugh every time.
>>8720085Fluttershy eating an apple
>>8720071I would suck off human luna. I would.
>>8720085mathematically perfect pony >>8720057
>>8720086That fucking sound, I can still hear it
>>8720049What the hell.
>>8720049I was reading it by mousing over, and at that magnification it sure looked like "swish-and-fuck"
>>8720065>You will never give Trixie the love and support she has been denied.
>>8720085pinkie pie with a pink pie on a pinky that is pink.
>>8720071thanks anon, i was able to get two fappable pics from that
>>8720102I don't get it either
>>8720027The HUB was so new and didn't have that much support at the time when FiM started airing, so I kinda find it hard to believe it.If the word hadn't spread on /co/ and /b/, I believe the show would've gathered its fair share of followers but maybe not nearly to the same extent.
>>8719984>Wrasslin'>not a Rarity-condoned activityRarity is the smarkiest smark who ever smarked a smark. i bet she believes in the Shield.
>>8720083anyone have link to the original joke, i have never seen it before.
>>8720049>"see? nothing there.">"hey!"
>>8720102>>8720114Ugh fine, joke ruined nowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
>>8720107>You will never be mindfucked by Trixie's magic into thinking you're her little baby and she's your mommy.
>>8720106>Cheerilee's and Pierce's cutie marks>Cheerilee's specificallyunf
>>8720106>Cheerilee's cutie mark>Pokey's cutie mark
>>8719535I'll be seeing you very soon~
>>8719984the rarity picture needs to be better
>>8720027This.The cartoon was good. People would notice one way or the other.Maybe some meemees wouldn't be so retarded, but that's about it.
>>8720141>>8720150I like the ones on the pegasuses
>>8720127http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewYThere's even an animated pony version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldD3aSiIB0A
>>8720132Now I'm even more confused.
>>8719984You may not realize this, but you made the ponkiefag come off as a bit of a loser.
>>8719996fucking Wings. again.
>>8720152yeah, i just now realized how shitty it looks. i'll fix it.
>>8720085>What draw?Rarity farting at a fancy dress party.
>>8720139>>8720107>>8720065Three degrees of MLPG.
>>8720092I'd much rather Celestia, but Luna's alright too
>>8720158>CondomsWhy can't you be more like Cheerilee in the above pic?
>>8720106I like that ship
>>8720186Maybe we can take turns.
>>8720188cuz i aint young sunny.
>>8720161i enjoyed the original. the pony version was bad.
>>8720158>3 condomsLook babe, I appreciate your optimism but I think you're expecting a bit much
I started reading this thread at the beginning, but I confess, my eyes glazed over. I just skimmed most of it. Can someone tell me what it's about?
>>8720198I dunno man, that's pretty gay
>>8720153>Derpy isn't discovered as early>She's never associated with being the voice of the word "muffins">She never gets a speaking role in Last Roundup>She has several background appearances in season three
Is it okay to think blue horse is cute little magician but think she acts like an uber doucher?
>>8720201Well that answers one question, but raises another. Why would you need a condom if you can't get preggo?
>>8720210small colorful horses
>>8720212Okay, fine, you can have Celestia...
>>8720158>3 condoms>more humanoids in equestria have 3 penises
>>8720139i don't want to be Trixie's child. if any of them, i'd want to be Celestia's, or failing that, Fluttershy's. Trixie would be a terrible mother.
>>8720208>implying she won't just use one on you and move on to your neighbour with the rest
>>8720222what the fuck is homestuck
>>8720223Cause i'm ice cold and you'll get frostbyte otherwise.
>>8720221Only if you also believe that you could boop her nose and scratch her ears and chin while making her blush and get all tsundere.
>>8720210Small Horse Show
>>8720214I think she would have been associated as the muffins voice no matter whatit's just how it was animated, she was the one who said it.
>>8720210You're right. We're mostly chit chat during hiatus.
>>8720234I don't know if I'd want to be a child in poneworld. All those cute naked ponies, and unable to sex them.
>>8720210Same shit, I don't even read threads anymore, just skim if some fag posts new art or check posts with shitloads of replies in case something worthy was posted
>>8720228That scene has the best faces ever
>>8720253WHAT IS ITI went to the site, and thought it was a flash game. Then I couldn't do anything. Then it was a webcomic, and I was confused nad then lost interest a few minutes in.
>>8720258That's it.Tomorrow I'm gettting some fucking chocolate milk.
>>8720263it also confirmed dash for being a fucking fanfic writer
>>8720218>>8720228>>8720250So it's an incredibly GENERAL General, and the opening post has nothing whatsoever to do with it, right?
>>8720258Why do they have to ruin things
>>8720283Basically.This is actually an extension of the /co/ threads, since we can't post on /co/ anymore.
>>8720259>not wanting to experience a mutual first time with a cute filly/colt
>>8720283>So it's an incredibly GENERAL General, and the opening post has nothing whatsoever to do with it, right?This is hiatus anonymous. We have nothing really to talk about. But we're addicted to this place and it's humor so we can't leave.
>>8720283you can answer the OP if you want>How would the show and the character development be if the current ponies never existed and were all replaced by their beta forms?think about itif I could put my two cents in, I think it would be neatnow you try
>>8720263Dash is a very adorable and expressive pone.
>Send suggestions to Tex in hopes he might start drawing again>No drawings
>>8720263I think Dash is so fucking cute, and she makes cute faces and has a cute voice and a cute personality. BUT this is a conflict, because she is probably to brash and spunky to want to be cuddled. Also, she isn't real. Why is life so hard?
>>8720283MLPG has been running nonstop since 2010.
>>8720284They didn't ruin things, for once. Hasbro did.
>>8720270The world will never know.
>>8720302He always takes month-long breaks, anon.
>>8720259yes, that would be the thing of it: all those cute ponies running around, and you unable to sex them. until you grow up, that is. you can come into their world as a full-grown pony, sure, but where's the fun in that? i'd much rather grow up as a pony, learn about sex as a pony, experiment with girls as a pony, the same song and dance.nothing worth having is easy to get, and nothing worth having won't be even better if you wait for it.
Post the simplest, most beautiful pony picture you have
I'd show dash how much spunk I have.
>>8720296I'm just waiting around for Tan to finish his Yuke Twilight thing or draw more Mimiga things.
>>8720302you don't know shit about waiting
>>8719108>sexual captive of Diamond DogsMFW. Where do I sign up?
>>8720302Something up with him?
>>8720166>tfw they won the shootout
>>8720291Gotcha... I think. Considering that /co/ is Comics & Cartoons, and MLP:FiM is both, the logic of that escapes me, but... okay.
>>8720324stram tonight, mewball?
>>8720300>I can emote 20% more than you in ten seconds flat.gif
>>8720325Pony content has been banned outside of /mlp/ since February 17th, 2012.
>>8720325so do you want to stay for a while and talk about ponies, or do something else?
>>8720319You know no shit about waiting. My last commish was ordered in Jan of 2012 and still not yet ready and my oldest request is almost 3 years old.Step up.
>>8720325No MLP outside /mlp/, >>>/global/rules/15
>>8720315I like this pony
>>8720253What the fuck am I reading, it sounds retarded
>>8720325Welcome to our hell.
>>8720355>Rainbow Dash will never win the Ashes
>>8720364Oh god... ;_;It's so beautiful.
Praise the ssssssssun
>apple changed his name againI LIKE IT
>>8720368>You will never give Rainbow Ash the D
>>8720320just go out into the wilderness. they'll find you by your scent. dogs can smell fear, but they can smell a bitch, too. they'll find you, and they'll drag you into their tunnels, and you'll never see the light of day again.
>>8720376Why do I like naga ponies so much?!
>>8720376Down with the false queen.
>>8720298>you can answer the OP if you wantOkay. Actually, if they're as pictured in the opening post, I can't imagine it being much different. It just caught my eye.>>8720351>No MLP outside /mlp/That's what I gathered. Just seems like a weird, arbitrary rule, like having to sit at the children's table or something.
>>8720349I have submissions in this fucking queue and waiting on requests doesn't count
>>8720376I just can't like pony nagas. They're too goddamn strange.Normal nagas are by far my favorite monster girls, but man...
>>8720376>>8720392i agree, that pone is pretty coolwould she still have furor would her whole body be slick and smooth
>>8720377what is it now
>>8720384Yeah, but if you're a guy, they'll probably just make you a slave or something... Unless there's some tribe of dominant female Diamond Dogs.
>>8720383I like that Angel/FS
>>8720396Are you new to this board, or 4chan, or something?
>>8720396The pony spam just got out of hand and as such it failed to remain on /co/, and even on /co/ there were far too many threads going instead of just the general.That's why they figured /mlp/ would be the solution, I guess.
>>8720396>Just seems like a weird, arbitrary rule, like having to sit at the children's table or something.Now you get it!
>>8720404Why not both>>8720402Do you prefer spiderpones
>>8720420so what if he iscommunities go crazy if they never get any new blood
>>8720409SunibeeI was listing to this when I found outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYMhfyXVI0
>>8720404Slick and smooth. She probably rubs down with fine, sweet-smelling lotions each night.
>>8720424>and even on /co/ there were far too many threads going instead of just the general.But that's bullshit, we stuck to our threads, the only other pony threads were people complaining about pony threads.
>>8720424>even on /co/ there were far too many threads going instead of just the general.that's not true at all, besides the occasional double new thread
>>8720424>even on /co/ there were far too many threads going instead of just the generalNot true, at least not toward the end.
>>8720420>Are you new to this board, or 4chan, or something?Not really. Just new to Generals. Seems unusually civil. I knew about the "No Ponies Outside of /MLP/" rule, but I had never seen it discussed. Just seemed like it was taken for granted. It never came up.
>>8720429Apparently not.Ponies should stay ponies.
>>8720430I was just wondering, anon.
>>8720420Or maybe someone is showing genuine interest in something they don't understand.
>>8720442Well, welcome, I guess. Sometimes we're civil, but sometimes we're fucking awful.
>>8720436^this. We understood they didn't care for us so we tried to be as small as possible....Unlike the Homestuck fucks.
>>8720434would you lick vanilla body butter off nagalestia's scaly belly?
>>8720439>>8720440>>8720436>the only other pony threads were people complaining about pony threads.Oh yeah, right. This is what I meant to say.Sorry, I only lurked /co/ at the time.
>>8720458>tfw hsg is still going on /co/ and they are usually way grosser than us.
>>8720462No, snakes are gross.
>>8720462nothe fuck is wrong with you?
>>8720442You made a good choice coming here.Just don't expect it to always be so. Unlike the super-focused and insular thought bubbles that are the other regular threads on /mlp/, MLPG has an anything-goes mentality to it that has its highs and lows. While unpredictable, this keeps the horse from stagnating too much.
>>8720432It's getting really pathetic. It might be fun to watch once (like with Tofu), but how many times has Apple been through this since we know him. Like 4 or 5 times?
>>8720457I've seen fucking awful. At least this thread isn't fucking awful at the moment.
>>8720462If that is what she wishes.
>>8720462only if she asked me too
>>8720446A pony is fine too
>>8720470>>8720473ohwellokay then>>8720479>>8720480well she's not gonna enjoy herself if you're not enthusiastic about it
>>8720442Welcome, to the "Evil bad general that is killing the fandom!"
>>8720475>Unlike the super-focused and insular thought bubbles that are the other regular threads on /mlp/...Yeah. That's the kind of "fucking awful" I was thinking about here >>8720478.
>>8720487>Pinkie goes on mood-stabilizers.NO! I WANT MY CRAZY PONE BACK.
>>8720402>favorite monster girl>not centaurnigga please>>8720410>dominant female Diamond Dogsthose are called Gnolls. they live above-ground, in the mountains. sometimes come to conflict with griffons. they take both men and women captiveand you're right, if you're a guy, the Dogs will probably just use you as slave labor, at least during the day. but if you ask for it, and if you're very good, they'll pull you from the chains at night and let you take the knot. maybe someday they'll even pull you completely and let you just live with the females, give you your own jeweled chastity belt.
>>8720462I don't think that stuff is for eating But I would rub her with said oil if she wanted
>>8720489I'd lick it off a lot more enthuastically if she were human.
>>8720502and by that I mean a traditional naga
>>8720477he said the names he picked never click for himalso, his last name was already picked by some rapper, so he needed one that was unique to himdo you even go to his streams? he says a lot
I forgot how good Winter Wrap Up was. What should I watch next?
>>8720489OKAY, DARF, FUCK. I'D LICK THE HELL OUT OF HER. I'D RUN UP AND DOWN THE LENGTH OF HER SNAKE BODY DRAGGING MY TONGUE ACROSS IT. I'D RELISH HER WARM COILS WRAPPED AROUND ME EACH NIGHT. I'D PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN AND IN THE BASKET. I'D RELISH THE SNAKY MAKEOUTS WITH HER FORKED TONGUE. THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH, DARF. IT CAN NEVER BE.
>>8720493I think you are going to enjoy your stay here.Because unlike them, we jump around on thoughts and ideas so much and so insanely stupid, we make crack pot theorists go "Dude..."
>>8720490>Welcome, to the "Evil bad general that is killing the fandom!"I figured when people were bitching about Generals, they meant Milky Crotchtits and Tulpas and Flutterrape and shit like that. Can't say I disagree, but a General General seems all right.
>>8720513BOAST BUSTERSthen MAGIC DUEL
>>8720513Fluttershy boosts her wingpower
May I please be added to the Who's Who list
>>8720513SotC or BB maybe? Simple, good episodes.
>>8720496But what if she was happier like this She would still throw parties but wouldn't be as cuh-razy all the time You do want her to be happy don't you
>>8720447>mfw i fapped to the related doneky mating video the last time you posted the link
>>8720535Noit costs 20 dollars
>this thread>MLPG not being utter shit like always>even introducing newblood to horse threadsI am proud. ;_;Thanks, I guess.With that, I can go to bed in peace.Good night~
What are you working on right now /co/?
>>8720497>maybe someday they'll even pull you completely and let you just live with the females, give you your own jeweled chastity belt.I would endure the knot for the promise of such a life, provided I wasn't taken by the Gnolls first.
>>8720526No, they think WE are what's wrong with the fucking fandom.Also, we MAY have created flutterrape, and Fluffy ponies, nut we were drunk and didn't know any better!
>>8720489It just seems like a strange thing to do out of nowhereI don't just go around licking snake princesses without asking permission
>>8720509I've been to a few in the past. I don't like them. While there he did seem to give some tips, most of it was just Apple being self-deprecating and everyone else sucking his dick.
>>8720522hahagood on you man'nagalestia snakeouts would be pretty hawt toodat tongu
>>8720523>I think you are going to enjoy your stay here.I am so far. I don't even see anyone screaming "WORST PONY!" and shit like that.
I'm more involved in the fandom than MasterLinkx, all he does is send me furry pics
>>8720545original story with original characters with semi-original settingsnot pone
>>8720565Was it inspired by pony?
>>8720538;;_;;Is she unhappy when she's off the medication, anon?
>>8720554Not to mention them coils manthem coils
>>8720548Technically this general is responsible for everything the fandom, and therefore everything it made, but wasn't fluffy at least directly from here?
>>8720542It's like we are back in /co/, influencing the young and curious and making them horsefuckers.Back when we were the shady guy in the long coat offering curious /co/mrads a fresh new drug the kids were all after.One hit aint gonna hurt yah...
>>8720548>No, they think WE are what's wrong with the fucking fandom.That's weird how a fandom splits itself up into different factions.
>>8720411>Flutter Bunny>Angel Pony wouldn't be able to get anything done without losing his temper if it weren't for her
>>8720556>WORST PONYYou just had to bring up that slut, didn't you. Why couldn't you stay off of the table like a good anon?
>>8720563Oh, didn't know you still come here.>>8720556On that note, who is your favorite pony, favorite episode and all that jazz?
>>8720535who are you and where can I find a collection of whatever you've done
>>8719978It's a prison tattoo
>>8720577Yeah, but they weren't retarded pets that were for nothing but abusingThey were just extra-fluffy ponies
>>8720577It was direct from here.But it was something TOTALLY different.
>>8720394God save the queen.
>Joined early 2011>Faust was still in charge>mlpg still relevant>I didn't know one single person beside myself who cared about ponies at allI now only have dim memories of the lost golden age
>>8720576when did this become a thing? i'm blown away that there's so much art of itdoes anyone have any greentexts? i'm not quite feeling it for a story, but i think i could maybe be convinced
>>8720572NOPEI thought of it since I was sevenand I've been hammering into it so it isn't narustupid
>>8720575Speak of the devil.
>>8720545Nothing, but I'll be finishing (and possibly stramming) my first artiversary piece which is alsp a temporary goodbye and which happens to be Anon's request later toninght.
>>8720579What... what happened to Marker? Her once gorgeous face has become deformed.
>>8720586He's doing (or paying someone else to do) a Paper Mario-esque animation thing or something.Dunno if he ever finished it or contributed here.
>>8720592>Not Go Lift the queen.
>>8720590>>8720591It was cute and then it was twisted into abuse later, but the concept was from here right?
>>8720598Well that's early
>>8720604>>8720598>Deleted before i could see itWhat was it?
>>8653937Choose one, MLPG.
>>8720591>you will never have old fluffy ponies back
>>8720612The cute concept, yes.
>pony trying to sit
>>8720617He was just saying that the janitor is kind of a dick on MLPG
>>8720606It's a collab lolhttp://paperponypanic.deviantart.com
>>8720595There is this which I helped write which featured coils and such
>>8720585>On that note, who is your favorite pony...Fluttershy>favorite episode and all that jazz?"Suited for Success," because it was a direct shot at executive meddling. That episode was NOT for kids. It wasn't even for most grownups.
>>8720612>fluffy pony drowned
>>8720602;;;;_;;;;;Everyone's leaving. Everyone.
>>8720605What do you mean?She looks perfectly fine!
>>8720617Use 4chan X with 8 second autorefresh.
>>8720577Fluffy Ponies started in MLPG, but they were mostly cute, slapstick stories about a fuzzy little animal who, despite its loving owner's best efforts, always managed to find a way to kill itself by accident.When we got shunted into /mlp/ someone spammed two or three gore and torture stories someone had written to spite the guys who liked fluffy ponies, and the worst dregs of /b/, /v/ and ponychan thought that was the norm, so they latched onto it and turned it into something utterly horrific.
>>8720612Kind of? They started out as ponies that were fluffy. they weren't retarded hamsters or whatever.And then they become, well, you know.
>>8720548Fluffy ponies are so cccuuutttee. >>8720612The whole torture thing is just kind of a rip off of that japanese thing with the little face balls.
>>8720612>Fluffy pone drowns Was the punchline to most of the stories
>>8720623why is this unf>>8720631not digging the relationshippy aspects, but the coiling and breath play and coldness could all be funhmmi will ponder on this further
>>8720649I haven't noticed it tonight
>>8720642Neck and legs are too long. A bit off model. If a fan character can be on model. I genuinely like Marker, and love her cute design, colors, and everything. She reminds me of a better pinkie.
>>8720631Haha, I helped write that!
>>8720580Fandoms split themselves because new wings of it emerge and each of THOSE wings wants to feel important and significant and typically only has a tertiary understanding of the wings that came before it.So essentially fandoms are just an endless chain of new people who all want to attention whore and get recognition for it.
>>8720634On that note, I need to listen to Art of the Dress.Or maybe just go all out and play all the S1 songs right now.
>>8720648No, the death shit came when people wanted it to stop
>>8720602Who are you?
>>8720648>always managed to find a way to kill itself by accident.Not always. Not at first. That was just occasional. Then it became a bit of a joke.I hated Fluffy pony stories and just ignored it and was glad it left the General.
>A handsome colt will never press his taut body roughly against you, confident that, regardless what your whore mouth may say, you really did want it>He will never leave you a sobbing wreck before spitting in your face and throwing a few bits at you as he walked out the door to rejoin the party
>>8720666>Neck and legs are too longKraut draws tall, skinny pones.
>>8720688not sure if unf
>>8720658Yeah.A highly death prone little fluffy idiot with a hapless owner trying everything in his power to keep the damn thing alive.
>>8720690>Kraut draws tall, skinny pones.Well Kraut draws like shit then.
>>8720556Any "worst pony" stuff you see in here tongue in cheek.
>>8720662You want to taste her drugged cum on your lips as she slowly slides her massive shaft into your eager marehood?
>>8720703It's how we made the teen fics work.
>>8720671>On that note, I need to listen to Art of the Dress.Good song. I really only like 'em when they move the plot forward, and that one did. So did "This Day Aria."A lot of people love "Smile," and I think it's pretty great musically (never mind lyrically), but it still felt like filler. It didn't develop the plot. It told us what we already knew about Pinkie. We get it.
>>8720701i'm blown away at how popular that story is right nowi guess i could do a sequel, though it'd be less exciting, what with no room for a setup and suchwill see how i feel in a week or so
>>8720711I'm pretty sure there are some people in this thread that legitimately hate Twist
>>8720711>Any "worst pony" stuff you see in here tongue in cheek.I really hate Dash and consider her an awful person.
>>8720718Yes. _________I do.
>>8720638Don't worry Anon. Without saying goodbye, there would be no happy returns>>8720680Pic related, I drew it
>>8720673Either way, it started out lighthearted and silly, and even when they started dying, it was treated as a sort of "That little scamp! How DOES he do it?" sort of way.When FPG started, they promptly forgot that it was supposed to be a joke and started going off on rants about how they're supposedly "biotoys" that aren't even considered animals and have no rights or laws that apply to them in regard to animal cruelty whatsoever.It was... an astounding amount of energy put into making up something solely to hate it.
>>8720666>A better Pinkie.Please, if anything sh has the personality of MLPG.She would be goddamn scary.
>>8720731But she's not a person.
>>8720707I wrote a few greentexts in which fully pone didn't drown and tried to make it heartwarming and comicalThose were the days
>>8720545Trying to finish this Twilight, Lyra, and Luna Lovecraftian fic I promised to have done by Halloween last October.
>>8720718woah you just set a lot of things that i likelet me parse this for a second>futa pinkie>drugged>contact/body fluid high>first person female ponycan you give me anything else on this, or elaborate on any of these bits?
>>8720710It is a stylistic choice. He has a very solid grasp of construction and his realistic studies aren't bad. He doesn't draw like shit, you just dislike his style.
>>8720735I love you PS
>>8720721>tfw no one cooperates on those any more
>>8720731Good thing shes a pony.
>>8720722>It told us what we already knew about Pinkie. We get it.SHOW IS AIMED AT 4-10 YEAR OLD GIRLS. Remember this.They are not dedicated like us, and watch every ep. They just get up in the morning, and watch whatever's on. This might be their first ep. The conversation probably went like:>We need to establish to new viewers what kind of pony she is>Let's make it a song>Let's make it a BIG song
>>8720735Will you still draw nonpone stuff on Tumblr?
>>8720721Kinda helped write a dystopian future Gilda story that stemmed from this picture That was neat too
>>8720739>tfw you find out you weren't the only one.My nigga.
>>8720746>It is a stylistic choice.And it's shit.
>>8720739I wrote one where it didn't drown, but it did end up getting burned alive by a barbecue it tipped over.
How did their scat obsession come about?
>>8720745He was referencing this post: >>8720618
>>8720751I have tomorrow style, and that text is hard to read nigger.
>>8720721>>8720750I'm still here. I'd still write if someone wanted to join me.I think everyone is still scared, though.
>>8720751>>8719189dash pls you don't have to tell us every single time you do that
Snakes are fucking disgusting, I'd get a shovel and cut a pony naga in half, fuck snakes and everything that looks like one
>>8720765Probably thought we worshiped Faceless.We talked about him enough.
>>8720761In your opinion.
>>8720741>Twilight, Lyra, and Lunathat is an odd combinationbut I like it
>>8720766i can follow backlinksbut that didn't seem to mention any of the things he just alluded tomaybe i was way off basenvm>>8720751unf
>>8720754>File nameStop that. Slutty punk chicks are NOT what you want. So much drama. So much instability. Drug use. Mooching. Stealing your money. If you have sex with her, you're getting an STD.
>>8720722Yeah, that's a good point about Smilex3. But then again I think they need to consider the fact that the episodes may be viewed out of order (either due to HUB's meddling or kids not watching all the episodes), so it helps by being entertaining and explaining Pinkie's character.In contrast they could've gone with just doing exposition through dialogue and character interaction, which would be boring.
>>8720765Because 90% of the FPG is scat-faggots, and if they even have any newcomers, they just parrot everything the others do, without wondering why.
>>8720752>SHOW IS AIMED AT 4-10 YEAR OLD GIRLS.Obviously, if that were all it was aimed at, it wouldn't have an adult following. I know I sure wouldn't watch it.
>>8720765Trying to up the shock valueIt isn't working
>>8720754>Gilda's hair does NOT HAVE THE PINK GOD DAMN HIGHLIGHTS
>>8720546Gnolls are about the same size as Dogs, physically, but they're meaner. more sadistic. more predatory. they're strong breeders, and each Gnoll born is a female; or rather, they get rid of male babies. to that end, they abduct females primarily for the purposes of breeding with males, to give them more non-Gnoll males. if you're a stud, you'll be used for breeding; if you're anything else, you'll be used primarily for labor, then bred to the lower-caste Gnolls later. but no matter your position, get ready to take some abuse: Dogs are rough lovers, but Gnolls are outright brutal. when a Dog gets horny, it's more or less just focused on getting off, but a Gnoll likes to torture her mate a bit.both can take you to Heaven, though. it's just a question of what kind of submissive you like.
>>8720735It's just, when you say temporary I guess you mean taking a break. But when you say goodbye it seems like you'll never come back.
>>8720778Well, the elements you listed also get me going.Don't discount this one entirely.
>>8720747Love you too Anon>>8720753I'll draw all kinds of stuff, pony and nonpony included. Just not for you and not with you. I just need to concentrate on myself for a while.
>you now realize that luna tripfag posts in these threads>he is probably an awful poster
>>8720773I fucking love snakes.I used to catch them all the time up at my grandparents lake in the marsh.Those were the days.
>>8720779>Gilda>a slutGood one, m8.Seriously, though, if the way she was with Dash is any indication, she's probably surprisingly loyal, even if she's really possessive about her man.
>>8720765Torture, gross, denigration.
>>8720788Didn't feel like wearing them today Deal with it dweeb>>8720779There's literally nothing better to do so why not If you are that worried about STDs wear a rubber
>>8720768tommorowfags get what they deserve
>>8720545no ref practicelips confirmed for impossible
>>8720779In a future world turned upside-down where you don't know where your next meal comes from in a literal sense, it's better than nothing.And the sex is all VR, anyways.
>>8720789I suppose in that case I'd go in with the Gnolls.Assuming the ponies shunned me for some reason. ;_;
>>8720779Every punk girl has had heroin in her arm at least once, nothing good can come of them
>>8720780>...I think they need to consider the fact that the episodes may be viewed out of order...Could be. I figured they just didn't have much of a story and Daniel Ingram wanted something to do. "Smile" is pretty epic musically — WAY too epic to start out...My name is Pinkie PieAnd I am here to say...Sounds like a freakin' cereal commercial.Man, this thread moves fast! I'm not sure I'm seeing all my responses.
>>8720754>Know a girl at work who has that same hair.>Every time she walks by>"Why doesn't she have the highlights in?"
>>8720771I beg to differ
>>8720834You're right, he is an awful poster.
>>8720832do me a favor and post a screenshot of what that looks like
>>8720784>every single story written after a certain point involves a fluffy pony shitting, pissing, vomiting, or all of them at once, and then being punished for it>Every. Single. One.It's not even the subject matter that offends me about FPG - it's how fucking stagnant it's gotten to be.
>>8720840this.hard drug use is kinda hot in fantasy
>>8720769we're not scared. we're asleep.WAKEUPANDSMELLTHEASHES
>>8720836>Pinkie Pie will never push breakfast cereal on you
>>8720858Probably true. That seems more like something Luna would do.
>>8720769Scared?Scared of what? The God king of writers lavishing us with his presence?
>>8720664>not digging the relationshippy aspectsbut darf how will you ever get a waifu with an attitude like that
>>8720852totally agreewouldn't touch that shit in real lifebut i wouldn't mind reading about a couple sharing heroin or some equally hard drug, fucking each other's brains out, and then passing out in their shitty, filthy apartmenti had an idea for a drug that unicorns use that's injected either into the base or tip of their horn with a needlewhat about a story involving the above with two unicorn colts?
>>8720850What a shameI would say We could have stopped this but that's a bit cliche
>>8720857The right angle bracket in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
>>8720850Also, the shitty art.
>>8720878That's hot as hell, but..>coltsI'm so tired of all the gay stuff.
>>8720798I'd call it a hiatus from this place. It's a break to me implies something shorter.
>>8720872You're too kind.No, scared of starting another fight; scared of getting shouted down by some faggot who doesn't know the stories; scared that whoever steered Applebloom's story straight into the ground will come back and do it again.
>>8720878>heroin>fuckingYou couldn't get a hard-on if you wanted to if you just shot dope
>>8720777I don't mean to be a whore but the sypnosis revolves around Twilight discovering and reading about humans in Equestrian history. She asks Lyra for everything she knows about them and they both find out that they're somehow linked to Luna before she got banished. Later on it turns into Lovecraftian horror.Sorry for whoring but it motivates me when I tell people.
WHY IS TERIYAKI SAUCE SO GOOD
>>8720836Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they started writing the episode and simply thought to themselves "There needs to a musical number no matter what.">Man, this thread moves fast!That's MLPG for you. You should see episode day speeds.
>>8720901i haven't written a gay thing since the braeburn storyi mean, i know you mean in the threadbut still>>8720905i guess i need to educate myselfwe are talking about a fictional drug here, if i go the unicorn routecan someone give me a better dissertation on drug use and its effect on boners/
>>8720904>scared that whoever steered Applebloom's story straight into the ground will come back and do it again.That was the smug fucker i was talking about.>"What, it's what you all wanted in the first place!"
>>8720857Some kind of dystopian story perhaps
>>8720878>sex after herointhey're not doing anything after they dope up. but speed-sex, or ecstasy-sex? that's a whole different bag, dig it, big daddy?
>>8720908>Later on it turns into Lovecraftian horror.That seems kind of random but it was for Halloween so I guess it's alright.
>>8720913>I wouldn't be surprised if they started writing the episode and simply thought to themselves "There needs to a musical number no matter what."Well, maybe there did, because it was the only part of the episode where I didn't want to watch Cranky kill Pinkie slowly with a linoleum knife.
>>8720922just use potit would make an excellent drug for ponies who want to cuddle
>>8720913Gotta go fast
>>8720942pot is boringhard drugs is the idea, not something softand metals already did a pot sex fic
>>8720933It escalates, just trying not to spoil too much.
>>8720922I'd be more than down for it as long as you treat words like 'throbbing', 'oozing', 'pumping', 'swollen', etc. like the plague. I want to enjoy gay stuff again, to be honest.I love EA but those words are total bonerkills now, and that's all the thread can do.
>>8720836MLPG moves almost at a chat room speed.Just, don't make a reply wall to try to reply to it all.
>>8720925Ah. Sorry.If we'd kept on, and just ignored him, we had just gotten to a point where we could have springboarded into something nice.And personally, I think that after the "first time," the stories would most likely be best off ending; because the stories were always about building a relationship with the girl - the romance, not the sex. Pity some refused to understand that and had to turn everything into another cheap sex flick.
>>8720944Which pony is disgrunted sniper?
>>8720925did we expunge his posts from the records, and add his name to the Book of Grudges?
>>8720836Do you use the thread auto updater? It helps a lot.
>>8720954>pot is boringMy nigga we all know PCP is a real man's drug.
>>8720972I treat everything he wrote as non-canon/one anon throwing a temper-tantrum.
>>8720956the idea here would be hard, fast, dirty, need it right this fucking second goddamn get your cock inside me type sexi almost feel like i'm aping rent in the way i'm picturing it in my headtwo young, slender, artistic colts, both of them unicorns, sharing an apartment that's filthy from neglect and discarded remains of their drug usethey both shoot up (or imaginary unicorn drug themselves, i guess), enjoy the throes of their onset high, and fuck each others brains out while their bodies burn so hot it feels like they're going to catch aflame
>>8720963Despite everyone going "Dude what the fuck are you doing?!"
>>8720956the Adjectives of Doom are an inescapable fact of life here.
>>8720732You want to feel your womb tingle as her preseed lubricates the tunnel leading to it, already knowing what is to come? The massive blood vessel in her cock throbbing against you with every beat of her heart? Her medial ring position so that your clitoris brushes against it every time you wink?
>>8720957>Just, don't make a reply wall to try to reply to it all.Yeah, I see that you can't. I'd been wanting to jump into the discussion of drug-using ponies to say that I guess I'm tame, I really only think it's hot when they smoke, but I'm already involved in two conversations and now I'm lagging way behind.>>8720973>Do you use the thread auto updater? It helps a lot.I do, but still... WHEW!
>>8720922Any kind of opiate completely numbs your dick for a good 12+ hours. Anorgasmia and reduced libido are common side effects of opiates, and it can persist for a few days to weeks afterward. I did an outpatient rehab program back in January, and it took me a good 4-5 weeks before I had any sensitivity at all.Speed will turn your dick numb, but it wears off in a few hours.
>Tabitha St. Germain saying she voiced Derpy as a boy>Has read Derpy fan fiction and has referred to Derps with female pronouns beforeHow does it feel that your waifu is a liar?
>>8720983>while their bodies burn so hot it feels like they're going to catch aflameThis gave me a mental image of them doing it so fast they start to actually glow then then explode in a comical fashion.
>>8720964spike, I think
>>8720972Iunno.I just miss the Silver Spoon stories.And before you get ideas, it's late, so no, I won't be able to jump in because you figured "LETS DO IT!"
>>8720983>artistic and slender unicornsOkay, I'm definitely on board now.
>>8721021then they* explode
>>8721018Feel free to jump in at any pony in a conversation in progress
>>8721021welli would hope not thatmaybe this isn't a winner after all>>8721019is there anything like what i'm looking for then? i could always get away with a complete fabrication, but i'd prefer the idea to be grounded in reality
>>8721025OW FUCK MY EYESTHAT COLOR
>>8721018>fluttershyYou have good taste in pony m8
Best song.Best musical piece (score).
I thought some femanons were going to do a teenfic about Pip, or Rumble, or Featherweight, or one of their ilk. I guess nothing came of it?
>>8721020You realise one of those probably came before the other?She obviously learned all about Derpy after the fallout after the episode.
>tfw we'll never see twilights force fruit down her throat again.
>tfw love with weather patterns but others have concerns
>>8720983Meth would be the one for this. It's notorious among gay men because it's used so often to enhance sexual activity, especially during anonymous bareback orgies where a bunch of tweakers show up, smoke all their ice, and fuck for 12+ hours.
>>8721018It takes some time to get used to. I hardly read all the posts, and rather skim over most stuff.
>>8721018And this is late night.We are kinda slow...Wait...no.It's early morning, sorry!Better post fast.
>>8721047Alcohol and meth?
>>8721063>>8721073rad, will go with thisthanks guys