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MLP General Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:49 No.863432

Nighttime Horse.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:51 No.863468 Which pony enjoys anal sex the most

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:51 No.863471 >rape

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:51 No.863476 >rape

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:52 No.863479 File: 1332834731.png-(819 KB, 1024x1100, pinkie_sky_by_tavogdl-d4ly8ig.png) Best pony thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:52 No.863481 File: 1332834740.png-(422 KB, 1365x706, celest.png) https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gxm8ivbwqf0kt0a/MWAzzVfi4D collection of all the pony and more to your hearts content

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:52 No.863483 File: 1332834756.png-(183 KB, 900x1008, Pinkie Oval.png) You can't forget a Pinkie thread that easily.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:52 No.863484 >>863432 Surely you mean early-morning horse. Would contribute, but gonna zzz. Class is coming and I need to shave some time beforehand. Also, sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:52 No.863487 File: 1332834773.jpg-(6 KB, 186x230, Pinkie Pie Smile.jpg) >grape ape

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.863494 File: 1332834819.jpg-(56 KB, 280x243, beep.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.863496 File: 1332834824.jpg-(88 KB, 1000x742, 133047172360-little-strong-lyr(...).jpg) >>863468 Little Strongheart

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863498 File: 1332834840.png-(1.64 MB, 1280x1042, 1326359569541-(n1332185982897).png) I LOVE HOSPITALIZING PEOPLE WITH HEART ATTACKS.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:53 No.863499 >>863432 why do we always use the same damn picture over and over again?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863503 File: 1332834855.png-(688 KB, 1364x3638, WHY DID I SAVE THIS 8.png) >>863468 Pinkie Pie.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863505

Oh boy time to start this thread off on the wrong foot. Trigger warning: Fluffy pony, brony idiocy

>>863404
>> Fluffy pony's face is swollen and its mouth is missing three teeth, other fluffies are trying to help her.
>> They are biting her and trying to pull against you, some of the unicorns are even trying to use what pathetic amounts of magic they can.
>> Pretend to loose out in this tug of war
>> fluffies in cage begin to celebrate, yank back with enough force to shatter the fluffies pelvis and dislocate her back legs.
>"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>> The fluffy screams out as you bluntly rip the fluffy in half, right over the other fluffies.
>> This fluffy was pregnant as you discover when ripping her in half, she was gonna die anyway.
>> Rip out the four babies and leave the ruined near dead pony carcess.
>> Slam lid and move to final cage.
>> Scrape the 8 fluffies who saw what you did and are terrified of you, try to dig their way to the bottom of pile.
>> Fluffy pony social structure fell into pieces in this cage after they all knew "the munster!" was coming.
>> Shit caked lower class fluffies surfaced, to be instantly blinded by the light.
>> Think for a moment and simply close the lid after grabbing the cleanest ones who wenrt shit caked.
>> Your truck out front had all 55 fluffy pony cages filled with shitting, pissing, horrificly smelling fluffies.
>> Time to leave.
>> Drive off in your truck, the gore spattered holding area of your moving truck terrified the fluffies, screaming and crying the whole way to your home.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863506 File: 1332834863.jpg-(140 KB, 1280x720, S02E09 - Sweet and Elite [720p(...).jpg) >>863498 HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863514 File: 1332834895.png-(791 KB, 1065x696, Dem smiles.png) >>863432 Best friends

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:54 No.863516 >>863494 THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A GIRL CARTOON GENERAL!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.863521 File: 1332834910.jpg-(30 KB, 438x577, 1328926614515.jpg) >>863498

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.863525 File: 1332834925.jpg-(113 KB, 1600x1200, Pinkie & Dash.jpg) >>863479 Someone said Pinkie can make balloons float like they were full of helium just by blowing them up with her mouth. I really like this theory.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.863532 File: 1332834945.png-(486 KB, 360x546, give me your soul.png) let's talk about bronies shall we, post em!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:55 No.863533 File: 1332834958.png-(Spoiler Image, 83 KB, 500x500, Here to fuck bitches.png) >>863479 You're right Gummi is best poni

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:56 No.863537 >>863505 >That post >The one before it >Posted by a namefag named "Fluffybuse" God damn it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:56 No.863539 File: 1332834982.gif-(949 KB, 320x180, LyaOnbon.gif) >>863525 Shes a real gas.

>>	TAW 03/27/12(Tue)03:56 No.863543 >>various people throughout the night who may or may not still be here Thanks, guys, I do it for you. >what's next on the agenda more TwiDash, hopefully I can manage to get it out on schedule. Probably not.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.863547 File: 1332835020.jpg-(18 KB, 293x217, Jerid.jpg) But isn't Pinkie Pie the best pone?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.863548 File: 1332835038.jpg-(114 KB, 900x786, 1322898306288.jpg) NOT ENOUGH HEART ATTACKS.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.863550 >>863468 Scootaloo

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.863555 File: 1332835064.jpg-(29 KB, 800x458, 1331363005475.jpg) panka pah is a very pank pane

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:57 No.863558 File: 1332835076.jpg-(66 KB, 491x415, Smug Ruel.jpg) >>863547 You damn right, fucking Japanese.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:58 No.863559 File: 1332835082.png-(192 KB, 600x600, xmas_pinkie_by_caumen-d4i6kxb.png) >>863547 Yes

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:58 No.863560 Well someone already made a grimderp edit of Feralsock's attempt at copying Art-Anon. http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/156495?search=fluffy_abuse

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:58 No.863565 File: 1332835136.png-(18 KB, 720x653, 1328930781873.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:59 No.863567 File: 1332835144.png-(971 KB, 900x1080, pinkiepresent_by_sonicrainboom(...).png) >>863548 Pinkie Pie is heart attacking-est pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:59 No.863569 File: 1332835147.jpg-(949 KB, 2152x2000, twidash 67.jpg) >>863543 YESSSSS

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)03:59 No.863581 File: 1332835187.png-(25 KB, 292x372, Applbloom's Cutie Mark makes A(...).png) You're all a bunch of faggots.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)03:59 No.863583 File: 1332835191.png-(427 KB, 900x900, 1331157604154.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863586 >>863494 So, Amy Keating Rogerrs will be story editor on the Hub's 3d Care Bears reboot. Will it be popular enough to warrant moot changing /mlp/ to /hub/? Or will a Care Bears General in /co/ be enough?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863587 >>863560 Well that sure happened fast.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863589 >>863560 Probably Feralsocks himself.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863593 >>863581 and you are dirty wetback spic

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863594 File: 1332835229.jpg-(80 KB, 862x842, 1330380362664.jpg) >>863581 why would you say that?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:00 No.863596 >>863560 Dat comment. >Abusing art theft. >Literally. This is 2deep4me never change MLPG

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:01 No.863597 >>863558 Would you scratch a Ruel behind his ears?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:01 No.863602

>>863543
hey i just got done reading your luna fic and i gotta say nice job. you nailed the characterization of luna and her feeling of isolation and loneliness. i actually started to >feel for her. and integrating Luna Eclipsed was genius. keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:01 No.863603 File: 1332835276.jpg-(358 KB, 1600x1000, 1332562530165.jpg) >>863547

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:01 No.863613 File: 1332835300.jpg-(38 KB, 522x580, Lon Chaney Jr..jpg) >>863503 But... I don't want to share my little Twinkie Pinkie!

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:01 No.863614 File: 1332835310.png-(68 KB, 256x256, I make this face when I see a (...).png) >>863594 Because I found out I"m a terrible beta and I'm taking out my anger on cute marshmallow pone.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:02 No.863617 >>863602 thanks, man. That was my main worry with it, if I fucked that up the whole thing would have fallen apart!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:02 No.863619 >>863602 Post URL?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:02 No.863627 >>863619 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/17562/A-drop-of-fuel-for-a-Nightmare

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:02 No.863629 File: 1332835374.jpg-(70 KB, 900x692, 1327729551460.jpg) >>863581 Someones jealous I can enjoy the finer things in life. Like pastel ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:03 No.863633 >>863603 Unedited version where?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:03 No.863638 File: 1332835412.png-(370 KB, 1265x2117, 1323148876218.png) >>863614 Many of us are beta here. You're among friends. Here, have a pony.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:03 No.863640 >>863629 > jealous >BlueB pick neither.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:04 No.863646 >>863627 Thx.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:04 No.863648 I want to know how to draw pones, MLPG. I have a pencil and a stack of paper. Tell me the secret to make them. Please?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:04 No.863649 File: 1332835476.png-(172 KB, 836x600, 1328776599092.png) >>863594 Blueb needs more Pinkie Pie to stop being such a douche, stat!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:04 No.863653 >>863629 That picture is so cute I almost had a heart attack.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:04 No.863662 File: 1332835498.png-(61 KB, 301x299, DEFINATELY DO NOT WANT. FUCK.png) >>863638 >Fluttershit Get away from me.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863663 >>863617 Also, >303 followers on fimfiction what the fuck, why

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863670 File: 1332835528.jpg-(81 KB, 503x882, cupcakes-(n1304099600248).jpg) >>863581 Love you too.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863671 File: 1332835536.png-(141 KB, 400x343, 1330567945027.png) >>863662

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863672 >>863638 >Many of us are beta here sucks to be you

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863673 File: 1332835540.jpg-(29 KB, 350x450, 1329992486306.jpg) >>863653 >almost NOT GOOD ENOUGH

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/27/12(Tue)04:05 No.863676 >>863663 How do you do it? All of my jelly

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.863679 File: 1332835560.png-(2.28 MB, 1680x1050, 1310690061774.png) >>863633

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.863680 >>863627 Ah, thanks, just got in and was about to go looking for it, that saves me the effort.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.863682 >>863676 by writing smut, I assume

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:06 No.863683 File: 1332835595.png-(147 KB, 900x1053, 1322725456414.png) >>863662 Well forget you then. Go ahead and simmer in your rage.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863691 File: 1332835627.jpg-(40 KB, 334x268, 1332488892678.jpg) holy shit im fuggin drink what you guys doing?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863693 File: 1332835635.png-(210 KB, 1024x768, 45338 - artist karzahnii blood(...).png) >>863670 Making cupcakes out of horse meat makes no fucking sense, silly pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863696 >3 Korra threads on the front page

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863697 >>863670 She's so cute and fun... And her hair's so pink and curly... I would eat her friends if she offered them to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863699 File: 1332835667.jpg-(228 KB, 1900x1700, 1332115696588.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:07 No.863703 File: 1332835676.png-(164 KB, 690x342, 1330183919488.png) >>863683 Just look at this Fluttershy. Look at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863704 >>863691 ALCOHOL IS SO EDGY XDDD

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863706 File: 1332835696.jpg-(890 KB, 1400x945, Pinkie Pie Socks Weeh.jpg) >>863691 Killing everyone with diabetes.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863707 >>863693 what are they then, if not cupcakes? some variety of burrito?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863708 >>863586 Hell no. The kind of 3D used in tv is always awful. Plus I'd never watch a show about who am I kidding?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863709 >>863693 >>863697 Oh fuckdammit, I didn't even realise that was a Cupcakes pic; I'd just meant to post a cute Pinkie alongside.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863711 >>863691 Go back to your /b/read.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:08 No.863713 How many artists in the MLPG are openly gay? I know PHN is, and 0r0chi shoves it down everyone's throats, but I wanted to compare what gay people draw in this fandom compared to everyone else.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.863714 >>863697 my sides

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.863719 >>863707 I guess they'd be closer to pork pies than anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.863722 >>863713 Doesn't really count as one of ours anymore, but pretty sure Nanaki is.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.863723 >>863697 >implying they aren't just themed cupcakes but yeah, me too she's so cute when she has blood dripping down her lips

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:09 No.863724 >>863670 >grimherp >>863671 >more fluttershit The more you post it the less i like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.863727 >>863713 shut up, dino-fag

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.863729 File: 1332835824.png-(226 KB, 500x667, 1331211954122.png) ponies in non sexy clothes also dancer ponies need these things

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.863731 >>863713 PHN is gay?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.863733 File: 1332835840.png-(69 KB, 938x416, Screen shot 2012-03-26 at 10.1(...).png) Which one of you is doing this?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:10 No.863738 >>863713 Terse pls go

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863740 File: 1332835863.png-(306 KB, 668x688, 1330407293730.png) >>863724

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863741 File: 1332835865.png-(2.46 MB, 1600x1000, Fluttershy Cloudsdale.png) >>863679 His ponies weren't perfect, but he was and is my favorite pony artist.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863744 >>863704 people don't even know what edgy means

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863747 >>863713 I draw and masturbate to caricatures of my obese mother but that's about it. I draw her with pink hair so it's okay

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863748 >>863679 Thanks, Leth.

>>	Daftykins 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863750 Where's the pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863751 >>863740 and then fluttershy died from lack of oxygen

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:11 No.863752 >>863733 >Feralsocks steals Art-Anon's art and tries to profit from it >Later he tries to copy Art-Anon's style >Someone makes an edit of his art >He denies stealing art Oh god really?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863754 File: 1332835921.jpg-(68 KB, 500x518, 128468%20-%20lauren_faust%20me(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863757 File: 1332835937.png-(162 KB, 900x717, 69737 - aflac artist Shadowill(...).png) >>863740 >fluttershy saying "I'mma"

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863758 >>863740 choke to death you bitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863759 File: 1332835939.png-(147 KB, 659x672, CelestiaNormal.png) >>863733 >Which one of you is doing this? What gave you that idea, my dear Anon? We are but kind, noble people here, my good sir.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863760 >>863733 I have no idea. but, >Mac My nigga

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863761 >>863744 >Not getting the joke

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863762 >>863740 She must have held her breath for all of zero seconds.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863763 File: 1332835954.jpg-(96 KB, 900x788, 1331008508334.jpg) im about to sail this ship

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:12 No.863770 File: 1332835978.jpg-(197 KB, 621x505, b5f.jpg)

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.863771 File: 1332835981.png-(2.44 MB, 1680x1050, 35371 - art artist Artist Moe (...).png) >>863741 Indeed. He came out of nowhere. Drew some fantastic Equestria landscapes, then left as quick as he came.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.863772 File: 1332835982.jpg-(178 KB, 719x714, Giygas Pony.jpg) >>863754

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.863774 >>863763 >PinkieDash what is this, 2010?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.863776 >>863754 We all do

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:13 No.863777 File: 1332836013.jpg-(57 KB, 368x360, 1330568462165.jpg) >>863758

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.863782 >>863432 oh great, /b/ is here

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.863784 >>863777 I would prefer it if you just dropped dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.863786 File: 1332836073.jpg-(92 KB, 900x636, 1332457679142.jpg) >>863774 yes where do you think we are?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.863787 File: 1332836075.png-(178 KB, 1280x828, 1329121223300.png) Fluttershy needs some love. She just wants some love.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:14 No.863790 File: 1332836099.jpg-(159 KB, 840x994, 1328838386501.jpg) >>863784

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.863791 File: 1332836102.jpg-(37 KB, 680x425, i can't wait to see my fans in(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.863792 >>863782 >/b/ is here >In response to a .gif made by people in the general >Using a joke from the general

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.863794 >>863787 >loving background characters

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.863800 File: 1332836147.jpg-(189 KB, 1024x768, twilight_sparkle shipping rain(...).jpg) >>863786 this here is good ship country

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:15 No.863803 >>863790 Hahaha the autism is seeping through my screen. Fluttershit will NEVER be good.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.863804 File: 1332836160.png-(84 KB, 618x494, Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 46.png) >>863786 >dat wing hug hnnng

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.863807 File: 1332836191.jpg-(616 KB, 1980x1238, Griffon Kingdom.jpg) >>863771

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:16 No.863808 >>863774 >sorting ships by year >autismsingularity.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:17 No.863815 File: 1332836231.gif-(358 KB, 405x423, 1327983334593.gif) >>863803

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:17 No.863816 File: 1332836234.jpg-(523 KB, 647x1000, 1332457290935.jpg) >>863804 Is this now a wing thread?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:17 No.863822 sorry

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:17 No.863824 File: 1332836278.png-(685 KB, 682x932, 1331514778219.png) >>863787

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863826 >>863815 keep crying, bitch nigga. Fluttershit will stay a background character. She needs to be dropped.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863830 File: 1332836304.jpg-(85 KB, 800x612, sho_essited_by_deadkitty-d41ol(...).jpg) >>863822 We all are.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863831 File: 1332836304.gif-(33 KB, 320x200, Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 40.gif) >>863816 yes

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863833 >>863816 >that feel when Rainbow Dash will never wrap her wings around your body

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863834 >>863791 How's reception to Super Best Friends been? I honestly hope it draws away the fanbase so we can pone in peace

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863835 It's so odd seeing people talking about such innocent things as PinkieDash shipping when not too long ago we were talking about vore, unbirthing, macrophilia, goo ponies living in your testicles, and ear scratching.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863838 File: 1332836334.png-(1.37 MB, 900x1123, dashie_by_tartii-d4ra7zx.png) >>863816 i hope so

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:18 No.863839 File: 1332836337.png-(309 KB, 1200x923, 47 Hours Over 3 Days.png) >>863822 Sorry fer wut?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863843 File: 1332836368.gif-(901 KB, 536x524, 1330188439476.gif) >>863800 >Twidash

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863844 File: 1332836368.jpg-(182 KB, 1280x1314, twdh_by_already_bee_nclaimed-d(...).jpg) >>863800 Such a pretty pairing...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863847 File: 1332836376.png-(137 KB, 350x354, 1327606627425.png) >>863826

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863851 File: 1332836387.png-(244 KB, 900x604, 1331016136592.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863852 >>863835 We have diverse tastes.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863853 >>863834 They're just two minute clips, there's not much to fan over.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:19 No.863854 >>863835 >shipping >innocent >implying they're not fucking like rabbits the moment the camera turns off

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863855 >>863838 the fuck is she supposed to be wearing. that looks terrible

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863858 >>863847 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863860 File: 1332836409.jpg-(676 KB, 1950x2755, 1330137283778.jpg) >>863833 Neither will Celestia.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863861 File: 1332836418.png-(2.47 MB, 680x846, a34.png)

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863862
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i saw my first real life autist today. this guy kept yelling >in 2012 i shiggy
diggydo (that saying is now ruined forever for me).he also kept mentioning 4chan but he never said what board he is from. he was most likely a brony but i didnt stick around to find out.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863866 >>863860 life isn't even worthwhile any more

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863867 File: 1332836442.jpg-(968 KB, 2880x1620, 1328574477704.jpg) >>863844 >you will never read Twilight a book to comfort her after a spell gone wrong leaves her temporarily blind

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:20 No.863871 >>863844 good fanart makes any pairing pretty

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863874 >>863862 Did he go all the way and say "Implying" or "Greater than" in place of the >?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863875 >>863835 >day MLPG >ever any good compared to night MLPG

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863878 >>863839 stop posting that image you homasexual

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863879 >>863852 Oh I know we have different tastes, I was just saying that I found how quickly we shifted gears was interesting to me and in no way an attempt to spark discussion about whether you would rather scratch Pinkie's ears or Dash's ears.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863881 File: 1332836495.jpg-(131 KB, 1136x613, 1332461648525.jpg) SURE IS BEST SHIP IN HERE This thread is awesome, my two favorite ponies. So much >shipping, so little time!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863882 >>863834 Pretty positive from what I've seen; most people I've seen have been annoyed that they're going to be limited to shorts.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863886 >>863867 feels bad, man you will never lightly suckle on her horn as she complains about being bored and lonely

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:21 No.863889 >>863879 Usually the later threads are more fetish oriented.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:22 No.863894 File: 1332836545.png-(2.37 MB, 1200x1600, 1331548342862.png) >>863862 The girl in the pink polka dots has the certain look. Pretty sexy.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:22 No.863897 File: 1332836572.jpg-(91 KB, 640x577, 1331176051705.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:22 No.863899 >>863894 He's also a total hatchet-face.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863900 >>863875 I see no difference with the dya threads tbh

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863904 >>863879 Dash's ears. Strong personalities are the most fun to break.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863906 >>863886 you and pinkie pie will never use her horn to hold sandwiches and then take turns eating them off of her horn

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863908 File: 1332836606.jpg-(204 KB, 2157x1527, fasut.jpg) can we turn this into a drawfag appreciation thread? post the best art a drawfag made for you

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863909 >>863860 celestia is a pretty pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863910 >>863900 People dont get mad at everything as much at night.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863911 File: 1332836610.jpg-(136 KB, 512x998, disappoint dad.jpg) >>863861 >from thumbnail i think "wow that is an amazing human rartiy" >open >animu nose and eyes

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863916 File: 1332836633.gif-(60 KB, 100x100, 23489_ButtercupSaiyan_twi-avat(...).gif) >>863899 >he Anyway that's what makes her sexy, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:23 No.863917 >>863900 >>>/b/read

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:24 No.863920 File: 1332836665.png-(111 KB, 800x832, 1320878858384.png) >>863894 Post more purple pone Preferably purple pone in bed

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:24 No.863921 File: 1332836666.png-(179 KB, 467x700, Celestia 76.png) >>863879 pinkie would giggle a lot more but seeing dash trying to pretend she's not enjoying herself would be delightful too I can't pick

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:24 No.863926 File: 1332836685.png-(349 KB, 639x360, 12312341564.png) II'm just going to leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5x8bZJPovUQ

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:24 No.863927 >>863911 Eyes and nose look alright to me. Nose might be a little too pointy.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:24 No.863929

>You will never catch Tabasco yelling at the television because for some reason Paula Deans show is on. Full blown Louisiana drawl.
>She, mid swear filled rant will never turn and see you, startling her.
>The giant toothy head in the television will not say "Y'AL" again, making her groan.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:25 No.863932 >>863917 >implying I'm from /co/ son

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:25 No.863938 File: 1332836723.png-(1.43 MB, 800x500, Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 13.png) >>863921 oops, wrong pic

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:25 No.863939 >>863906 feels bad, man >you will never throw rubber rings at Twilight's head, trying to land them on her horn

>>	/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/27/12(Tue)04:25 No.863943 File: 1332836737.jpg-(51 KB, 350x350, NERDS.jpg) >>863867 This...awful feel >>863871 True true, and I really like this one, among a few others. Got shit to write though and I'm procastinating bad >>863886 >her horn tastes like Nerds

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:25 No.863946 File: 1332836754.png-(49 KB, 353x332, Haha, time for EXPLOSIVE D(...).png) Why is twilight so autistic?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863948 File: 1332836762.jpg-(194 KB, 1000x1050, 1331946728554.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863949 >>863862 >Annual 'What do normal people do with hands?' con.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863950 File: 1332836775.jpg-(605 KB, 1024x768, Twilight Sparkle 76.jpg) >>863920

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863951 File: 1332836775.png-(103 KB, 491x405, 1332395175195.png) >>863929 >Tabasco pone

>>	ALPLBLEWM 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863955 File: 1332836786.png-(147 KB, 800x700, cloudchaser.png)

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863957

>>863835
>meta
Oh, sounds like I need to check the archive!
But yeah, that's one of the things I love about this place; there's a nice mix of different interests and tastes, and we bounce between completely unrelated topics like a Pinkie on caffeine. If nothing that interests you or something you don't like is going on at the moment, it's always only a matter of time until we change gears to something more enjoyable, and in the meantime you get to see a bunch of different perspectives on things. Which is kinda why the overuse of >>>Ponychan and the like annoy me, when it's just for opinions and not for the person actually being a tosspot, but eh.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:26 No.863964 >>863929 >You have waffles for breakfast one day >Syrup and all that good shit >Later that night you go downstairs for a glass of water >You see Tabasco pony on the table, trying to strangle the bottle of Aunt Jemima's, screaming "FILTHY WHORE"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863965 File: 1332836820.png-(226 KB, 1000x1000, 1329124031038.png) >>863946 Side effect of being best pone

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863966 File: 1332836825.png-(228 KB, 603x342, But...But....png) >>863955 blewm pls go.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863968 File: 1332836851.jpg-(609 KB, 2912x2184, FEED ME MORE BUTTER.jpg) >>863929 >diabeetus

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863969 >>863948 >Celestia will never keep you warm with her wing while you watch the night sky together feels fucking awful, man

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863972 >>863878 I LIKE IT. >>863904 Agreed. Plus I'd feel bad about reducing Pinkie to a ball of mindless pleasure. She'd lure her friends to me for scritch scratching.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863973 >>863929 >>863951 why is tabasco pone so hot

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:27 No.863974 File: 1332836871.jpg-(294 KB, 1200x600, telekinesis_training_by_kp_sha(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863977 File: 1332836890.png-(46 KB, 256x212, No.png) >>863966

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863979 >>863926 Old. But not totally gay. Just mostly.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863980 >>863964 >The moment she sees you she freezes like a deer in headlights >She drops the bottle, runs back to her cupboard and refuses to talk about it

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863981 File: 1332836895.png-(275 KB, 559x3016, McDonald's.png) >i have been eating mcdonalds almost every day for pone >i keep gettinng dash and applejack >my most hated ponies >i am too beta to ask for the pinkie and rarity >i have gained 7lbs so far

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863982 >>863973 huehuehuehue

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863988 oh god i am so sorry

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863989

>>863965
Wow. I've never read a more horribly wrong post in all my time in the MLPG.
I have sifted through summer and survived the spams, but this, this post here. This takes the cake. Please, leave the internet forever.
Applejack has always been best pone, you autistic fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863990 File: 1332836923.png-(18 KB, 400x400, 1332141603260.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:28 No.863991 File: 1332836928.gif-(1.68 MB, 200x200, asian-guy-thumbs-up.gif) >>863973

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:29 No.863992 File: 1332836940.png-(90 KB, 698x552, 1332711020778.png) >Nasse will never elaborate on this

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:29 No.863997 >>863992 >bondage

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:29 No.863998 >>863964 FUCK. This made me want pancakes.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:29 No.863999 >>863964 >Uncle Ben rice box looks on in horror while the Quaker oats guy tries to mediate the dispute.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:30 No.864006 File: 1332837028.png-(154 KB, 883x874, 1328035360684.png) >>863989

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)04:30 No.864007 >>863957 I think we'll settle eventually. The trick is to not turn away everyone, but just show them the way.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)04:30 No.864013 File: 1332837055.gif-(495 KB, 228x290, RoscoTheSpider.gif) >Tabasco pone revs up.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:30 No.864014 >>863964 >Whenever you're around, Tabasco pony pretends to hate you >When you're gone she terrorizes all the sauces she thinks you love more

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:31 No.864015 >>864006 stop posting that worthless shit, it's giving me a headache.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:31 No.864018 File: 1332837095.png-(249 KB, 882x900, 1320647751257.png) >>864006 Flootershai is a very adorable pone.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:31 No.864020
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>>863981
Fuck, I know this feel all too well.
My little sister has received THREE fucking ponies from Mickey D's already, Pinkie, Twilight, AND CHEERILEE.
FUCKING SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? MY POWER LEVEL IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
I'll hold it in...
for now
;_;

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:31 No.864021 >>864018 adorably useless.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864023 File: 1332837126.jpg-(38 KB, 305x299, At Night.jpg) >>864007 I agree with this, but god it seems like we shitstorm so easily. At least during the day.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864025 File: 1332837133.png-(516 KB, 5000x5000, 1328053162026.png) >>864015

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864028 File: 1332837140.jpg-(11 KB, 441x408, 1305680435901.jpg) >>864015 >>864018

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864031 File: 1332837147.png-(203 KB, 1155x892, 1326610667975.png) >>863989 But that's wrong you uneducated hick Even if I like them both

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864032 >>864014 Tapatio is fucking good on everything. It's like weed for food.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:32 No.864034 File: 1332837152.jpg-(85 KB, 375x500, franksredhot-bottle.jpg) >>864014 >my face when i have tabasco but i almost never use it because i prefer this

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:33 No.864039 >>864032 >>864034 >Tabasco pony spends her nights trying to murder them

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:33 No.864046 >>864032 THIS A FUCKING MILLION TIMES THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864048 >>864039 You mean intimidate them. She doesn't have the sauce to kill them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864049 File: 1332837245.gif-(15 KB, 600x400, THISWASNEVERMEANTTOHAPPEN.gif) i fucked up

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864050

>>864025
Do I need to repeat myself?

>>864031
Theres nothing good about an autistic fuck that thinks she's better then the rest because shes read books all her life and became an anti-social wreck that was FORCED by her teacher to tell her to go outside and socialize.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864052 >>864032 >Weed for food. Ironic, considering Tapatio pone acts like a massive stoner.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864053 File: 1332837258.gif-(128 KB, 222x139, 1325191844386.gif) >>864034 >not making your own salsa is not that hard, you just need some tomatoes, habaneros, chiltepins and serranos.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864056 >>863981 why would you put your health at risk for toys. i already have all of them because i just asked for the toy alone. feelsgoodman

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864057 File: 1332837277.png-(645 KB, 900x1125, 1328146040692.png) >>864050

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864058 >>864048 >she doesn't have sauce we /gif/ now

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:34 No.864060 File: 1332837292.jpg-(33 KB, 484x344, mare_sriracha_hot_sauce_slides(...).jpg) >Not posting superior sauce

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:35 No.864063 >>864049 Okay, I'll bite. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO???

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:35 No.864070 >>864049 Saw you posting yesterday, too. What's the deal?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:35 No.864071 >>864048 >The other sauces are just bottles, but Tabasco pony treads them as other ponies >The nights are filled with glass on glass slinking as Tabasco pony punches the other bottles over and over

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:35 No.864075 File: 1332837352.png-(496 KB, 2048x2048, SrirachaPony.png) >>864060 >Trap sauce Gotta love Short Round pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:36 No.864076 >>864052 I can get behind a rule63 Cheech Marin pone being Tapatio.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:36 No.864077 File: 1332837364.jpg-(137 KB, 750x694, 1326964516944.jpg) >>864050 So how's all those hours of kicking apples going for your pony Life as mud is sure good huh

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:36 No.864080 >>864060 I was just thinking that. I fucking love that shit. My bowels hate it, but I fucking love it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:36 No.864085 >>864071 >All night. >TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:36 No.864087 >>864075 I like the early stories where Sriracha pony was a hot headed, masculine pony who came from the slightest stimulation.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.864088 >>864050 Dude, think for a second. Is this shit making you feel any better?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.864093 File: 1332837462.gif-(9 KB, 600x400, IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIM(...).gif) >>864063 >>864070 i sunk it i sunk the boat oh god i knew it would happen eventually if i kept spamming the link im so sorry

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.864094 >>864076 That sounds awesome. R63 Cheech is my new dream girl.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:37 No.864095 >>864087 >hot headed huehueheuheuhuehe

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:38 No.864096 >>864080 Your bowels need to get its shit in line.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:38 No.864103 >>864093 What link. Where.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:38 No.864108 File: 1332837535.gif-(753 KB, 720x405, 1329275885763.gif) >>864096 >bowels need to get its shit in line.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.864109 >That feel when shitting the day after eating lots of hot peppers

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.864110 >>864077 Bahaha >this is what Twifags really believe Then again, a hard day's work is lost on these autistic shit heads.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.864113 File: 1332837571.png-(50 KB, 945x945, FeelsGoodPony.png) >>864109

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:39 No.864114 >>864093 What. You're the one that let those "Anon in Equestria" idiots into our super sekrit backup????

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864119 >>864109 Oh god the pain.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864125 File: 1332837616.jpg-(152 KB, 781x831, 46850%20-%20Friendship_is_Magi(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864131 >>864114 Oh god. That was horrifying. I try to go the secret submarine. The "Anon-In-Equestria" thread is in full swing. They defiled the sanctum.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864133 >>864110 What's with the shit posting? Just stop or go away.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864134 File: 1332837644.png-(465 KB, 3299x2694, 1326778737652.png) >>864110

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864135 >>864088 My rage knows no bounds. I must hate. For what you cherish is my fuel. What you love is my flame. One can not just hate something, you must garner a pleasure in hating the things you don't like.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864136 File: 1332837654.png-(537 KB, 600x500, Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie 50.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:40 No.864137 >>864110 >implying that a day of intellectual work isn't worth just as much, if not more Twilight could revolutionise magic theory when she grows up. Applejack will sell more apples.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.864140 >>864125 These guys just look hilarious, not in a bad way.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.864141 >>864109 >Eat a very spicy burrito >Hour later, masturbate with spitlube >Immediately realize mistake

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.864142

>>863904
>>863921
>>863972
>You have spent the past hour watching Rainbow Dash practice her newest trick outside of Ponyville
>After yet another failed attempt she lands next to you and pours herself a glass of water from the pitcher you brought with you
>She's not saying anything, but you can tell that her failure is eating at her
>In an attempt to break her out of her sulk you attempt to tussle her mane but end up rubbing right behind one of her ears when she tries to pull her head away
>Rainbow Dash's entire body seems to sag a little bit and her eyes roll back into her head as you scratch behind her ears

Let's see if I can do better than my Applejack disaster a few nights ago. Give me suggestions on what you want to do and I'll do my best to follow them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:41 No.864148 >>864131 I reported it. I don't know what will happen, the "rules" are pretty undefined, but I reported it nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864150 File: 1332837723.png-(194 KB, 1600x1600, 1328467792004.png) >>864135

>>	Glitter Glue 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864153 File: 1332837741.png-(117 KB, 890x670, flutterhospital.png) >>863867 hospital time?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864154

>>864093
Eh, it's just that one thread with a whopping 12 posts, a bunch of which are just us bitching at them. It's a small leak, and they seem to have fucked off already; I'm sure MLPG.CO's too slow a board for them to set up any proper sort of base there when /mlp/'s right there and easy to use. Just hope we don't get more next time 4chan's derping.

All that bullshit said, waiting impatiently to find out what the hell is under those dishcovers.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864156 >>864142 Make her happy. She doesn't need to worry about failure if obedience is all that's expected

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864157 >>864142 Yes. YES.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864158 >>864137 Don't forget, Twilight can use her telekinesis to pick whole orchards of apples. about 5000% faster than applejack.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864159 >>864148 I reported it too, as "sea of piss, etc" I dont know if any moderators are even there.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864161 >>864125 >friendship is beard

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:42 No.864162 >>864142 Put her on lap and continue scratching

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:43 No.864167 >>864114 i dont know i just dont fucking know but noone else linked to it, right? just me linking whenever i updated, so it must've been me somehow fuck fuck fucking fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:43 No.864172 Friend just said "FORRREEVVEEERRR" in chat I think he might be a brony... not sure if want.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:43 No.864173 >>864167 Word puzzles.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:43 No.864174 >>864154 Well, the issue is, what happens if /mlp/ goes down again. Because those 12 people are going to link it to other people.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:44 No.864176 >>864142 How about, "I don't know wwwwwhat the fffuck is ...... happen NNNing... but don't sssstop...."

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:44 No.864181 >>864167 >Linking other people to the submarine Get on your knees and commit sashimi

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:45 No.864190 >>864172 Ask him who his favorite pone is. If he gives you one simply say WRONG END OF RINE

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:46 No.864192

>>864137
Here's the thing, though.
Applejack owns a business that gives the town much needed resources to survive.

Twilight doesn't.

Hard days labor > Hours of "intellectual study"

A pair of hands moving can do more than a million hands clasped together.

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)04:47 No.864198 >>864181 We had a submarine???

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:47 No.864199 >>864153 god dammit, pinkie pie

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:47 No.864203 >>864172 it's surely brony I guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:47 No.864206 File: 1332838072.png-(441 KB, 3000x3000, Pinkie Belly.png) >>864192 >Implying laughter isn't the greatest gift you can give the world.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)04:47 No.864207 >>864159 Technically yes, but I don't know. If the site does ever get real usage, I can mop it up.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.864213 File: 1332838101.png-(9 KB, 600x400, fuck.png) >>864181 i never linked outside of mlpg though will this suffice

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.864214 >>864198 mlpg.co

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.864217 >>864192 AJ will help an entire town to be sure. Twilight will directly help 1/3 of their population.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.864218 >>864192 Applejack is helping one town survive. Twilight could improve life for everybody.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:48 No.864219 >>864207 Use the dirty mop.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864222 >>864199 I'm not understanding Pinkie's card; mind explaining it to me? "Sorry I got hair on you"?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864226 >>864222 Nair it's a hair-removing product

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864228
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>Friend links me video of someone buying pony at Mcdonalds
>"Oh god, can't believe they let these pedophiles into Mcdonald's right, Anon."
>Meh, I think people are allowed to enjoy their multi-colored equines.
>mfw I'm letting my powerlevel slip and I'm so afraid /co/ I'm so very afraid.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864231 File: 1332838177.png-(648 KB, 3857x4467, 1326774756194.png) >>864192

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864234 >>864206 Indeed. But laughter alone doesn't put food on the table, make any income, put a roof over your head, provide for your daily lives.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864235 >>864213 SASHIMI NOT SUSHIMI

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:49 No.864236 >>864207 RETH CAN I BE GLORIOUS MODDURATU OF GLORIOUS PONY SUBMARINE

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864238 >>864172 It could be referencing The Sandlot, if referencing anything at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864240 File: 1332838218.jpg-(79 KB, 476x499, y'all.jpg) >>863929

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864241 >" But you never know if you are going to find a nice shirt and don't have a dildo that matches it just right." RCH on the IRC. >Normal people in the general.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864242 >>864228 >/co/ Why.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864244 >>864222 Pinkie removed her hair by accident, Fluttershy doesn't actually have cancer.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864246 File: 1332838234.png-(311 KB, 1024x687, 41023_-_artist_Mn27_cake_flutt(...).png) >>864226 Ah, makes sense now. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864247 >>864213 Well once /mlp/ went down, people from outside the boat checked /co/ looking for pony and jumped in the thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:50 No.864249 >>864236 NO END OF RINE

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.864250 >>864228 React in outrage and indirectly reveal your powerlevel. One friend raged at bronies to me and I raged even harder before revealing that it was precisely because I was a poynfag that I was so mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.864251 >>864234 I think you're being a little too utilitarian... also, this conversation is dumb. all parties involved need to lighten up

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.864253 >>864249 ---------------_________ RINE IS BROKEN RINE DOES NOT END

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.864254 >>864219 Don't even bother with a mop, use a fluffy pone, those fuckers are ABSORBANT

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:51 No.864255 File: 1332838296.png-(64 KB, 740x890, 16 - Sweetie Bald.png) >>864153 Bald ponies give me >feels.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.864260 >>864241 What IRC channel do you guys use?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.864262 >>864253 -------------------------------------------- ^ ^ I FIX RINE RINE END HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:52 No.864263 >>864242 4 AM

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.864267 >>864254 >HEY THIS IS VINCE WITH SHAM PONE >LOOK AT IT, THIS THING IS FLUFFY, IT LOVES TO GET DEEP DOWN ANT PICK UP EVEN THE LARGEST SPILLS! >YOU CAN USE IT TO SMOTHER A HOOKER IF YOU NEEDED TOO.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.864268

>>864156
>>864157
>>864162
>>864176
>As you scratch she somehow manages to gather the willpower to speak, but all that comes out is a confused but happy mumble
>Never stopping your scratching you sit down with your back against a tree and your legs stretched out in front of you
>You smile as she lays down across your lap like a dog without having to be prompted
>You tell her that she should be happy. She doesn't have to worry about failing anymore because all she has to do is do what you say
>Once you tell her this her wings relax and hang loose against her body, her tongue lolls out of her mouth, and she gives the most content sigh you have ever heard a creature make

What next?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:53 No.864272 >>864260 Anyone got the linkboard?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864276 File: 1332838445.png-(149 KB, 218x265, guy with sandwich.png) >>864267 10/10

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864281

>>864217
>>864218
Has she shown to care about that at all? She's only been searching for ways to advance her own magic abilities. the only things shes done to help the town is fix major, immediate problems. And even then, it's just with simple telekinesis.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864282 >>864268 Take her home, get her settled in. Find a nice collar

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864283 File: 1332838469.jpg-(190 KB, 645x773, 1332113548249.jpg) >>864228

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864284 File: 1332838473.png-(281 KB, 500x486, 1314076673576.png) >>864263 I think you might have took turn into the wrong general, buddy.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864287 >>864268 get to work on those wings. they must be achey after all that flying around

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864288 >>864272 The Linkboard has #mlp and #mylittlepony but I've never seen anyone use those.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:54 No.864289 >>864268 Keep it nonsexual for the love of moot.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:55 No.864294 >>864255 >Hug bald pony to make them feel better >"There there, cheer up little....uhhhh....which one are you again?" >Bald pony cries harder

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:55 No.864295 >>864268 Lie down beside her and hold your face close to hers. Continue scratching. Alternatively, >>864282

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:55 No.864296 >>864268 Stop scratching. Tell her she can get more if she brings us Scootaloo.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:55 No.864297 >>864281 She's learning and does a lot of independent research. She's doing it to advance her own knowledge, yes, but she tells Celestia everything she learns, so when she starts discovering new things, she'll start helping the kingdom.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.864304 File: 1332838564.png-(405 KB, 577x1092, 1332621384060.png) Hey Anon, how old are you? 21 myself

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.864306 >>864288 #Mylittlepony is used all the time.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.864307 >>864304 Sea-Yoshi pls go.

>>	Entertaining !SPErfecTCg 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.864310 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas >As seen on I fucking lol'd

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:56 No.864311 >>864304 Shut up dolphin lyra, I'm not giving you personal information!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864314 >>864304 >>>/soc/ Ditto.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864315 >>864247 fuck thats what i was worried about when i started the damn thing anyways ill get working on the update

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864317 >>864297 She hasn't done any of that at all nor shown that she does. I wouldn't even be surprised if an episode came up where she has to learn that lesson.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864318 >>864304 >Lyra will never drag you to her rape cave.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864322 >>864294 Nooo! Look at her eyes! Listen to her cracky voice! Squeeze her pudgy, marshmallowy body close to yours! You know who she is, and she's still your little Sweetie! I'd shave my head to make her feel better.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:57 No.864324 File: 1332838675.png-(585 KB, 5000x5000, 1326777044255.png) >>864281

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.864325 >>864304 21

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.864327 File: 1332838692.gif-(9 KB, 140x122, 1332622964141.gif) >>864311 >>864307 For fuck's sake she's not a dolphin. and Twilight isn't nigger

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.864334 >>864310 I just laughed so hard I choked on my spittle.

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.864335 http://feralsocks.deviantart.com/ I'm going to send FeralSocks a note on his dA, but I'm honestly not sure how to word it. I'm open to suggestions.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:58 No.864337 >>864327 >Ohboyherewego.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:59 No.864341 >>864288 Bullshit. Log in, take a screenshot proving its fucking dead. >63 online

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)04:59 No.864346 >>864322 >bald pony is freezing cold >its only 70F degrees out >snuggles into your shirt to stay warm >falls asleep

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)04:59 No.864347 >>864324 Stop lagging my computer jesus fuck can't you do ANYTHING right you useless waste of space?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.864349 File: 1332838842.png-(478 KB, 4096x2304, 1328768598640.png) >>864347

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.864350 File: 1332838846.png-(359 KB, 830x467, pinker horse.png) >>864335 You know how /v/ sends letters to gaben? Let us handle it

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:00 No.864351 >>864310 Oh wow. Took me a bit to find it since I've never noticed that feature before. Does the uploader nominate it when they upload or something?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.864357 File: 1332838878.png-(356 KB, 639x352, clones.png) Cadence's cutie mark is a mirror. Her name means recurring patterns.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.864361

>>864335
>It appears you are using my work to promote your art, again.
>Congratulations on the fans you apparently attract to yourself from my works.
>It must feel good knowing you get where you are off the backs of others.
>Let me know if it is getting too bumpy, I can always slow down for you.
> After all, we cannot have you falling off and hurting yourself.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.864363 >>864317 She's doing independent research and practice all the time, though. That and hanging out with her friends is all she does.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:01 No.864365 >>864351 I think it's the latest one that gets displayed.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:02 No.864368 >>864172 now I think he's coming on to me I don't know if he is or i'm just being retarded because I'm drunk as hell

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:02 No.864369 >>864346 >Bald Sweetie wearing your stocking cap, scarf, and mittens on her hooves >They're huge on her.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:02 No.864370 >>864354 oh god what is wrong with her arms? >>864349 You're starting to become that really irritating itch on my nutsack that won't go away.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864375 File: 1332838994.png-(192 KB, 927x862, 1327947884831.png) >>864370

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864376 >>864357 Speculation time She has changed herself many times before, maybe? Her secret is probably something along the lines of having a false personality she projects and has remade over and over.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864378 File: 1332839009.png-(1.16 MB, 3893x4232, baby twilight hug Smarty Pants.png) Who wants baby ponies?

>>	ALPLBLEWM 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864380 >>864354 He has really skinny legs and arms and unfortunately it's making it difficult to tell but hes got one hoof behind the camera the camera has a little metal part that goes on his neck/shoulder area.

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864382 >>864378 Jesus H Christ what the fuck is this shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:03 No.864384 >>864378 Bronyboy pls go.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:04 No.864385 >>864378 No

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:04 No.864390 >>864370 >arms Those are camera thingies. Do you even watch the preview?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:04 No.864392 File: 1332839094.png-(1.22 MB, 5000x5000, 1326774973225.png) >>864382

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:05 No.864393 >>864380 Oh well that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:05 No.864394 >>864378 Bronyboy fuck off. Your art is terrible and so are you.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:05 No.864395 >>864354 TWO SCOOPS OF APPLES IN EVERY BOWL THIS IS THE WORST CEREAL EVER

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:05 No.864402 >>864361 I like this one Though what did he do? I thought you settled the T-shirt issue with him already?

>>	Bronyboy 03/27/12(Tue)05:06 No.864409 >>864394 >>864385 >>864384 >>864382 Bam Said the Lady!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:06 No.864411 >>864378 As I said in the last thread, babies don't have that much hair.

TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:06 No.864412
File: 1332839200.jpg-(94 KB, 500x479, Ew, Christmas Cheer.jpg)

>>864392
Ya know, I'm starting to like those grimderp fan fictions of Pinkie Pie mutilating her friends. I'll go look for one involving fluttershy. God damn you're such an annoying little shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:07 No.864419 File: 1332839244.jpg-(33 KB, 427x582, 1330063381181.jpg) >>864412

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:07 No.864421 File: 1332839270.jpg-(405 KB, 864x864, Dextershy.jpg) >>864419

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:07 No.864422 >>864369 >Try to cheer her up a take her wig shopping >only wants to most outrageous ones, like mohawks and giant multi colored spiked ones

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:08 No.864425 >>864419 Yes. Something you are not. Nor will ever be. You fucking useless moeblob.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:08 No.864429 File: 1332839326.jpg-(66 KB, 500x500, 1331153333329.jpg) >>864425

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 03/27/12(Tue)05:09 No.864431 File: 1332839356.png-(589 KB, 1280x800, 1330053214158.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:09 No.864434 So, which CMC would you babysit?

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:09 No.864436 >>864431 Roogna, pls go.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:10 No.864440 Fluttershy is a very bad pony

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:10 No.864441 >>864434 all three

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:10 No.864443 File: 1332839434.png-(84 KB, 840x520, 1332311497553.png) >>864434 Sweetie Belle

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)05:10 No.864444 >>864434 All of 'em. I could take care of them for the evening. Would probably be pretty fun, if not a little exhausting.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:10 No.864448 File: 1332839451.png-(94 KB, 875x705, 1328814013055.png) >>864440 >>864436

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864449 >>864422 >She finally settles on an Elvis wig. >Bald Sweetie has no trouble getting into the Salty Spittoon.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864450 What the fuck is going on

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864451 >>864434 Any one of the three, but under no circumstances all three at once.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864454 File: 1332839496.png-(128 KB, 563x522, creepelestia.png) >>864436 Can I go too?

Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864455

>>864402

It was posted earlier, but here.

http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/156205?search=artist%3AFeralSocks018

I haven't seen any new shirt designs from his redbubble...

http://www.redbubble.com/people/feralsocks/portfolio/recent

...So I don't want to rip him a new one - a gentle reminder would be better, I think.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864456 Haha, I finally woke up for night time horse >>864434 AB Or all of them

>>	TheBlueb, Eater of Dishes 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864457 >>864450 Worst background pone is getting spammed.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:11 No.864459 File: 1332839516.jpg-(161 KB, 640x360, A fat neckbeard telling Luna s(...).jpg) >>864075 mayo+cocksauce = dip for everything i am obese

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864460 >>864444 Even if they had a lot of Red Bull right before?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864461 File: 1332839530.png-(191 KB, 800x499, 1320511234200.png) >>864434 Apple Bloom. While on the subject, is there any Rule63 on her? She'd make a cute colt.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864462 >>864449 >A little filly in a wig can get in >they still stop you at the door

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864465 >>864452 Hey I dont remember tears in that image.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864466 >>864444 >>864443 >>864441 Well, what are you going to do with them? This could shape up to be a pretty boring weekend, and you can't just let them run free. They could be eaten by monsters.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:12 No.864470 >>864455 Don't wanna bother but I had to go to sleep soon after making the request did you draw the beardy humans thing yet

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864471 File: 1332839588.jpg-(28 KB, 310x310, 1330062620347.jpg) >>864457

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864472 >>864455 Maybe tell him you're uncomfortable with what he's doing. Also maybe tell that to Bronyboy while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864473 >>864452 babysit....?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864474 File: 1332839603.png-(82 KB, 502x411, pinkie after fap.png) >>864354 goddamn that new pone. i promised i would never fap to fillies but fuckkin hasbro is making it tough.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864475 File: 1332839605.png-(79 KB, 271x330, obama reads the news.png) >>864455 >Used tampon pony? ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864477 >>864474 That's a colt.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:13 No.864480 File: 1332839638.png-(95 KB, 905x541, there go the jimmies.png) Just your reminder of how terrible bronies can be.

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864481 >>864350 I'm touched, but I'd like to try settling this gently. You're not my personal army. >>864470 Yes.

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864483 >>864460 Why would I let them anywhere near that stuff? >>864466 If I can, get them to play a video game for at least part of it. Otherwise we can do walking through the woods, do some exploring.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864485 >>864452 >that feel when you'll never grab a unicorn by the horn and wiggle their head around while they grunt in irritation, telling you they don't actually feel anything there and can you please stop being silly

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864486 >>864460 Sure I can. Put harnesses on each and anchor them to bungee cords. They're tire themselves out eventually. Then when they're calmer, we'll play videogames

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864487 File: 1332839684.jpg-(29 KB, 517x199, 7.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:14 No.864489 >>864481 Yes, I just noticed it's the only item in my deviantwatch, thanks for doing it!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864492 >>864457 Just let the creepy weeaboo fags have their moeblob waifu. Otherwise they'd obsess over a good pony and bring them down by association

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864493 >>864485 >You will never watch Sweetie Bell freak out after you flick her on the horn

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864494 File: 1332839725.png-(100 KB, 800x700, 1332146706771.png) >>864461 I have this.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864497 File: 1332839731.png-(122 KB, 900x770, 1328947144759.png) >>864492

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864498

>>864282
>>864287
>>864289
>>864295
>>864296
I'd like to follow what everyone says, but I'll stick with the majority if that doesn't look feasible.

>You stop scratching and reposition her so you can get at her wings
>Grasping the base of her wings you begin to make small circles with you thumbs and decide that your massage must be working when she releases another content sigh
>Even though massaging her wings doesn't seem to have as severe a hypnotizing effect as ear scratching, it does keep the normally feisty pony complacent
>Once your thumbs grow tired you go back to scratching her ears, but this time you bend down until your mouth is right next to an ear and tell her that if she wants this to continue she will meet you at your house
>She rises unsteadily to her hooves and then takes off with none of the grace or finesse that she usually has
>When you arrive home after making a quick stop at the local pet shop you find her pacing back and forth outside your door with a look in her eyes that says she isn't quite sure why she is there
>You let her in and call her back to you when you see her heading for your couch
>Removing the collar from the bag you tell her that she will be wearing it from now on
>While you didn't think that she would comply instantly, you definitely weren't expecting her to tell you where you could stick your collar and start walking towards the door
>She becomes agreeable once again as you reach out and scratch her ears when she tries to walk past you
>It's a bit difficult to put the collar one her with just one hand, but you manage to put the collar around the neck of your little blue pet

Next?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:15 No.864501 >>864494 >Alplblewm making art of a trap pony Oh that's too perfect.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864502 >>864268 you better not be flaking out on us motherfucker

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864503 File: 1332839760.jpg-(15 KB, 202x281, witch_of_kettles_her_nature_is(...).jpg) >>864487 My sides are moving on their own!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864504 >>864487 but... i thought that "rumor" started from him telling someone "hey i did more voice work for MLP"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864506 >>864480 There's nothing terrible about that at all Welcome to 4chan

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864510 >>864504 Well he talked about it on a con.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)05:16 No.864512 >>864459 I have had that once. Read, once. Goddamn experimental kitchen shit, stop being so delicious sometimes. I put it on some steamed buffalo burgers I made that day.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:17 No.864515 >>864498 She almost denied you, she's not broken in yet. Do that, make sure she doesn't need punishing again.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:17 No.864516 File: 1332839844.png-(1003 KB, 700x864, 2139aa2000389fd91293f3516c6730(...).png) >>864487 He's going to be Starswirl the Bearded

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:17 No.864517 >>864318 I always figured she had a soundproofed room in her basement just in case she ever managed to find a human.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:17 No.864520 >>864506 >The people who make edits of Art-Anon's art feel justified doing so because "LAWL 4chan is hardcore and doesnt care so hah"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.864524 >>864485 >>864493 >baby sitting a bunch of little unicorns >they're being rambunctious >stick each of them into a cork board by their horns

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.864525 I need to eat first and I'm probably gonna watch an episode of Wakfu but are any of the requesters here for "cute Celestia", "Augmented Rarity" or "Sad Pinkie"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.864527 >>864510 yeah thats what i ment, how can it be a rumor when he himself outright said it?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.864531 >>864524 >Use them as lawn darts

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:18 No.864532 >>864452 psst that cost 55 dollars

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:19 No.864533 File: 1332839940.png-(466 KB, 4000x4010, 117852.png) >>864516 you know, fuck it, that would be as great as Discord coming back

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)05:19 No.864534 >>864489 No problem. That's why I'm here.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:19 No.864536 >>864527 Because >bronies

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:19 No.864537 >>864498 Make her go get Scootaloo, nigger.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:20 No.864545 >>864516 >Delancie as Starswirl >I am a great magician >YOU MANE IS BLUE

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:20 No.864547 File: 1332840043.jpg-(103 KB, 620x462, feature82_art3.jpg) >>864516 >Twilight is Barrin to Starswirl's Urza >Zecora is Teferi

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:21 No.864554 >>864545 >>864516 >>864487 I suppose now's a bad time to say I always thought he'd sound like Patrick Stewart?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:21 No.864555 >>864545 >"YOU ARE NOW A BEAUTIFUL MARE!"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:21 No.864557 >>864536 the same people that assumed an old joke being used again was because of them

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:22 No.864559 >>864554 Fuck it, bring everyone from TNG in. Worked for Gargoyles

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:22 No.864561 >>864545 Who would win in a NYYYAAAAAAA contest between Evil Betty and Nigel Thornberry?

>>	Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/27/12(Tue)05:22 No.864562 >>864554 And Starswirl had some dialogue exchange with Discord way back when? Yes please.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:22 No.864563 File: 1332840170.png-(52 KB, 300x300, Derpy is a cute pony.png) >>864555

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:23 No.864567 >>864555 >Starswirl is the Bloodninja of ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:23 No.864572 >>864562 I don't say shit like this often, but Oh my God, Fuckwin. I love you, Leth.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:23 No.864576 >>864561 I have a headache

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:24 No.864580 nighttime horse is best horse

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:24 No.864582 Discord has enough power to make Fluttershy an interesting character. Let that sink in.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:24 No.864584 File: 1332840297.jpg-(153 KB, 1600x900, BloodNinjaGreetsTheDarkKnight.jpg) >>864563

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:25 No.864586 >>864562 God, I'm just imagining ever Q episode, but set in Equestria back in Starswirl times, where Discord would just occasionally pop in and dick around

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:25 No.864591 >>864563 >Starswirl the Bearded will never turn you into Derpy. ;_;

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:26 No.864594 >>864591 But if I was Derpy, I wouldnt be able to hug Derpy

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:26 No.864596 >>864561 Neither. They have a lovely chat, and Nigel brings Betty home to have dinner with his family in the Winnebago. The rest of them go insane, and are ) ( that far from snapping by the time Betty leaves, but at least he and Nigel enjoy themselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:26 No.864597 >>864576 Whoever wins... We lose...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.864599 >>864594 But you could molest Dinky.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.864600 >>864591 Why would anyone want to be derpy?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.864602 File: 1332840431.jpg-(416 KB, 1083x880, 81583 - sIsTeRhOoVeS_sOcIaL sc(...).jpg) I'm looking forward to a Scootaloo ep, just for them to do something with her.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.864606 >>864600 To derp.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:27 No.864607 >>864602 >yellowquiet episode >they did nothing yeah.. sure

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:28 No.864610 File: 1332840480.gif-(1.54 MB, 342x360, 1327405076484.gif) >>864586 >nothing of this will ever happen

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:28 No.864613 >>864607 But she learned to be assertive again or something

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:28 No.864618 >>864594 But everypone else would hug you. And you could hug yourself at the same time.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:28 No.864619 >>864600 I would love to have such a disablement but remain adorable and a functioning member of society kinda...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:29 No.864622 >>864596 >What he thinks is going on >"Yes, its a truely smashing day." >"Yes, I agree." >What is actually going on >"NYYYYYAAAAHHH." >"Nnnyyaa! NYYYHAAAAA!"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:29 No.864623 >>864613 She told that villain off. Iron Will was such a cruel guy.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:29 No.864628 File: 1332840580.png-(131 KB, 374x448, A-HA, YOU KNOW WHAT IT III(...).png) Would you trade the remaining seasons of the show for one night with a pone ___sexually?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864633 >>864525 No one? Okay, requests?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864635 >>864628 >sexually Oh so close. No.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864636 >>864628 in a heartbeat

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864637 >>864628 No. I never got into the whole porn thing. No tits.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864638 >>864628 Yeah. The rest of S2 is sure to be good, and S3 will probably be good too, but a night in bed with Twilight? I'd never forget that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:30 No.864639 File: 1332840651.png-(106 KB, 600x667, Derpy Happy.png) >>864600 Who wouldn't want to be third cutest pone with second cutest voice?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864644 >>864633 More coke pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864646 >>864637 they're just lower down

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864647 >>864637 But there are tits

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864649 >>864628 only one? no

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864650 >>864633 Pony Korra

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864651 >>864639 What if you end up as edited derpy?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864653 >Fluffy pony drowns

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864656 >>864628 No way

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:31 No.864658 >>864619 If I were Derpy I'd be such a Cuddle-Slutty mare

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:32 No.864661 >>864628 Yeah, I think I would. It's a big sacrifice but the experience would be once in a lifetime. Maybe then I can move on with my life

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:32 No.864662 >>864650 GOD YOU FUCKING FIRE FUCKER KEEP SHOVING YOU STUPID PEDO SHOW DOWN EVERYONES THROATS GET FUCKED

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864666 Who's gonna make this party started?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864667 >>864052 Not just a stoner - a stoner who speaks a bizarre mix of surferspeak and Spanglish. >Tapatio Pony is the only person you know who calls you "Brochacho" unironically

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864670 >>864622 HAHAHA!! OH FUCK! >>864628 I'd bargain with whoever's making this deal to get into Equestria permanently. I'd give up a lot more than the rest of this series.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864671 >>864662 >Korra >Pedo She is 17 man

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864673 >>864646 Not visible, not interested.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864675 >>864637 There are tits, you just can't see them most of the time And I've never heard of a pony titjob >>864644 More specific >>864650 Need reference pls

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864677 >>864658 >"Have you seen Derpy? She was buying a new wool blanket at the store." >"Oh my, how many ponies is she going to cuddle with that? A hudnred! HAHAAH!"

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:33 No.864678 >Thread on /co/ borderline requesting loli porn of one of Tenzin's daughters

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:34 No.864683 >>864637 are you 12, dude? there's way more to sex than just tits

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:34 No.864685 >>864667 >He thinks King of the Hill is the best show ever.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:34 No.864686 >>864633 Tabasco pony getting mad at a bottle of some other sauce for being more popular than her

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:34 No.864689
File: 1332840898.gif-(367 KB, 468x480, Sweetie Belle thinking about g(...).gif)

>>864670
>I'd give up a lot more than the rest of this series.
Eternal life in equestria in your next life.

You have to be Nathan's sex slave for a full 100 years before that, though. Fullfilling his every fetish, and you will be the bottom.

Deal?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:35 No.864690 >>864670 Would you banish the rest of your family, and everyone who's ever cared about you, to Tartarus? What if there was a chance you and your pony waifu could go on an adventure to save them later?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:35 No.864692 File: 1332840911.png-(143 KB, 363x358, 1332362532294.png) Stop making me think about pone teats MLPG, Jesus fuck. I'm fucked up enough as it is

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:35 No.864698 >>864651 I'd look Starswirl straight in both eyes, and tell him that he fucked up, in my bland character-devoid voice.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864699 >>864686 Hah seconding this.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864700 >>864689 >implying being Nathan's sex slave is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864702 File: 1332840976.jpg-(47 KB, 332x363, character_large_332x363_korra.jpg) >>864675 >not knowing Korra do you even watch the /co/?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864705 >>864692 >You will never fondle Twilight's swollen crotchboobs

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864706 >>864692 Would you gently lick a pony teat?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:36 No.864709 >>864702 Korra has such a manface

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864710 >>864689 For eternal life in Equestria? Sure Nathan is an alright guy actually, ugly, but nice Also, can I be a pone in Equestria?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864711 >>864692 TAW really writes great fics about them >>864702 Not really, I even managed to cause a little shitstorm about it >>864686 A bottle or another sauce pony?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864716 >>864678 Oh god. >"Keep it in the Korra general" >"This isnt a general thread. This is one thread dedicated to a single character." Imagine if we tried to do that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864719 >>864709 I know, and dem muscles

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864720 >>864702 where can i download the episodes of this?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:37 No.864721 >>864689 ......................................... Deal. 100 years is less than a second compared to eternity.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:38 No.864723 >>864711 Bottle. Maybe with her treating it like another sauce pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:38 No.864725 >>864692 ok. just don't read this. http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/807

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:38 No.864726 File: 1332841111.jpg-(105 KB, 985x1280, 92754 - artist-kloudmutt linge(...).jpg) >>864692 >not thinking about pony teats and crotch boobs 24/7 nigga you smalltime

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:38 No.864727 File: 1332841124.jpg-(18 KB, 499x437, 1326309163842.jpg) >>864710 >Also, can I be a pone in Equestria? 100 years with Nathan: Earth pone. 200 years with Nathan: Pegasus. 300 years with Nathan: Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:39 No.864730 File: 1332841141.png-(133 KB, 900x957, Stilty Belle.png) mlpg, would you walk Sweetie Belle to school?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:39 No.864731

>>864692
It's okay, there's not much to think about.

All I can think of that might be nice is waking up to see Twilight's smiling face as she whispers over to you that she's feeling pretty full, uh, "down there". You, of course, would simply smile and kiss her on the nose, before crawling down and coming face to face with her two engorged teats - she wasn't lying. The tiniest lash of your tongue and droplets of gorgeous pony milk would begin to escape, which you'd greedily lap up and appreciate. She'd want you to do it quickly, so you'd dive in, suckling and massaging with your hands to drive out the sweet ambrosia as you milked her dry while she moaned and gasped by your side at the attentions of your tongue.

Then when you were done, you'd look up at her with a last few drops of her purple milk on your lips, and she'd look back, and whisper her thanks.

So yeah, I dunno why you'd think about that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:39 No.864736 >>864667 >You find him spellbound by a piece of lint, that as the passing drafts from the kitchen go by, cause it to move slightly. >Apparently he has not moved from that spot since you left for work, 8 hours ago.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:39 No.864737 >>864727 What if I want to be a human

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:39 No.864746 >>864737 >Not wanting to be a cute little pony

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:40 No.864747 >>864727 200 years here I come

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:40 No.864748 >>864706 Oh, man - someone earlier today posted something about Fluttershy having a lactation fetish. I have such a huge whyboner from that.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:40 No.864749 File: 1332841217.gif-(94 KB, 520x445, 1326432351220.gif) >>864730 Yes. I would do whatever she wanted to non-sexually.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:40 No.864750 >>864727 YOU DRIVE A VERY HARD BARGAIN 300 years is a long ass time, I think I'll stick with human Unless I can be a slutty mare, I might reconsider then

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:40 No.864755 >>864730 Of course.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:41 No.864758 >>864748 Wasn't it yesterday Or then there was more talk about it and I missed it

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:41 No.864760 >Every time you reach for some sauce, Tabasco pony launches into a long diatribe about why you should choose her instead

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:41 No.864762 File: 1332841284.jpg-(142 KB, 1920x1080, 1326431860647.jpg) >>864737 Then all of the ponies in equestria turn into humans as well. Also 500 years with Nathan. 1000 years with Nathan and you're a human but they stay ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:41 No.864764 >>864730 >ask completely random question >include sweetie in it >guaranteed replies never change, MLPG

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:42 No.864768 >>864750 any pony can be a slutty mare earth ponies have 3 holes, 2 teats, and 4 legs pegasi have that plus two wings unicorns have magic, and guess what your special talent is?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:42 No.864769 >>864762 AND the rest of the series goes away

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:42 No.864770 File: 1332841333.jpg-(17 KB, 285x435, 1326817852293.jpg) >>864750 Sex when a pone is up to you. No extra charge.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:42 No.864775 >>864749 Really? Would you even spend the day with her and her family?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:42 No.864777 File: 1332841368.png-(27 KB, 164x171, 1332260492615.png) >>864731 >lactation Thanks, that fixed me right up, boner just got incinerated

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864779 >>864720 http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7127394/The_Legend_of_Korra_-_102_-_A_Leaf_in_the_Wind_[Oj] http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7111109/The_Legend_of_Korra_-_101_-_Wel_Republic_City_[Oj]

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864781 >>864758 My sleep patterns are all kinds of fucked, man. I should be asleep right now. Perkele. Vittu. Saatana... Helvetti...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864782 >>864760 >Reach for fish sauce. >"You move, 'Tabby."

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864783 >>864749 What if she wanted to do something sexually?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864786 >>864768 But anal sex feels so much better if you're an earth pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864787 >>864764 Sweetie is marshmallowiest pony. It's only natural.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864788 >>864762 Fuck that noise, I'll just go with 200 years and be a Pegasus

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:43 No.864789 File: 1332841438.png-(73 KB, 1249x421, Twilight gets suckled.png) time for a tactical whyboner strike

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:44 No.864791 File: 1332841443.gif-(658 KB, 567x405, 1327232978045.gif) >>864775 Yes, I would try to befriend Rarity as well, since then it would be less creepy for me to hang out with a filly. Also Rarity is nice.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:44 No.864795
File: 1332841460.jpg-(72 KB, 600x676, 1332555920161.jpg)

im drunk and need to talk to one of my friends but im afraid of coming off as gay or something

how do I converse without seeming desperate for attention?

theyre all ready to go to bed and shit and I just woke up 3 hours ago

feelsbadman...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:44 No.864797 File: 1332841477.gif-(311 KB, 165x161, PbyAH.gif) just fapped to real horseporn for the first time. there is no turning back now.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:44 No.864798 >>864781 Aivan Itse kävin nukkumaan kuudelta Ihme että heräsin jo nyt >>864777 Aren't you a boring fellow

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864801 >>864783 Sweetie Belle still thinks foals come from storks

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864802 >>864787 not to mention she is worst pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864805 >>864789 Thank fuck I don't have a lactation fetish I can only handle so many whyboners

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864809

>>864515
>>864537
>Worried that all it took to snap Rainbow Dash out of her trance was a few minutes without an ear scratch and a bit of a shock you decide to make sure you break her in completely
>By scratching her ears and pressing your hand in the direction you want her to go you lead her to your bedroom and stand her in front of your mirror
>Working her ear harder than ever you place a hand under her chin and move her head so that she can see her collar stand out against her fur
>You remind her of how she failed her trick this afternoon, and how she failed to get the town's pegasi to break the wingpower record for the tornado, and how she has failed to do any more than simply talk with members of the Wonderbolts
>As tears begin to well up in her eyes you make some soothing noises and run a hand along her collar
>There's no reason to be sad anymore, you tell her, because now that she belongs to you she doesn't have to worry about failing, or even trying, to do any of those things
>All she has to do is what you tell her and you will be happy with her
>All she needs in order to be happy is to know that you are happy with her
>You continue scratching and repeating this until your hands are so cramped you can no longer move them
>You step back to admire your work for a few seconds before deciding to see if your efforts were a success
>A few words is all it takes to send her out the door and leave you worrying about what will happen to you if the conditioning didn't take and she goes to the authorities
>After what feels like hours she finally returns; bringing with her a babbling, bouncing pegasi filly who's orange coat contrasts nicely with Dash's blue

Am I losing people? If you want to see something in here all you have to do is ask.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864810 >>864777 >not being into lactation but why not

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864811 File: 1332841535.jpg-(146 KB, 512x512, best pone.jpg) >>864783 I would explain to her that fillies are not for ___sexually and that she should not ask such things so lightly. >>864764 >being mad about marshmallowiest pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864814 >>864797 was it a woman fucking a horse? or cartoon ponies?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864815

>>864762
Any countable amount of time is nothing compared to eternity.
I'd agree to 1000 years quick so I'd be locked in.
I'd probably regret my decision for the full 1000 years, but I'd forget all about that within five minutes of my first cuddle party in Equestria.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:45 No.864817 >>864798 >says the guy who likes Yellowquiet, most boring pony of all I've got plenty of other weird fetishes

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:46 No.864818 >>864764 Oh yeah? Would you take Scootaloo to the movies?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:46 No.864822 >That feel when you dip marshmallows in sweet cream and put then in your ass while masturbating to Rarity

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:46 No.864824 >>864797 Was it the Mr. Hands clip?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:47 No.864826 >>864798 Jag faktiskt inte talar finska. Du sa att minnas dessa ord igår. Med undantag för mig var det idag.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:47 No.864833 File: 1332841659.png-(58 KB, 491x405, Tabasco pone by AB.png) Person who requested Tabasco pony I don't think I have a good reference picture saved if it's not too much trouble

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:47 No.864834 >>864822 >that fee- Wait what? I don't fucking know that feel

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:47 No.864836 Which pony should I masturbate to today?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:48 No.864839 >>864836 Braeburn.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:48 No.864842 >>864836 None. Ponies are for playing and sometimes hugging

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:48 No.864843

>>864809
Ask Scootaloo if Dash seemed off, other than the collar. If she didn't, then hopefully you won't get caught out at all. Send Scoots away for now, expanding your collection can come after you're absolutely certain you can maintain control.
To that end, get Dash to degrade herself, and have some fun with her at the same time

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864846 >>864842 hahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864850 >>864836 Rainbow Dash. Hottest pone.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864855 >>864809 Time to break Scootaloo. Then get her to bring her friends over. But don't neglect Dash.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864856 File: 1332841791.jpg-(44 KB, 599x600, 1327299655880.jpg) >fapping to fillies

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864857 >>864826 >>864798 HAHAHA I CAN'T GOOGLE TRANSLATE. En oikeastaan puhu suomea. Sanoit minua muistamaan nämä sanat eilen. Paitsi minulle se oli tänään.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:49 No.864858 >>864836 crackle

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:50 No.864859 >>864836 I hear TAW wrote a new lunafic >>864826 Min svenska är inte så god

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:51 No.864865 >>864857 Of course Now it all makes sense

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:51 No.864867 >>864826 >broken swedish wat

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:51 No.864869 >>864809 >scootaloo yeah, you lost me

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:52 No.864875 >>864818 I'd keep her home and show her a movie, then tuck her in to sleep. Much better than going to the theaters >>864836 Rainbow Dash of course

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:52 No.864880 >>864811 But what if you wake up in the middle of the night to find her sitting on your face, and your arms and legs tied to the bedposts?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:53 No.864884 File: 1332842000.png-(40 KB, 1249x1143, TabascoPony.png) >>864833 Like this?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:53 No.864886 >>864791 >Sweetie tells her family she's bringing a friend over for play >Expecting another foal, like maybe Applebloom >fat, greasy 25+ human neck beard shows up >"Uhhh....how do you know our daughter?" >"School." >scratches himself

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:53 No.864889 >>864884 Yeah that'll do

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:53 No.864890 >>864880 I'd wait until she unties me, then I'd punish her for doing so

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:54 No.864892 >>864880 >Sweetie Belle being the dominant party in BDSM I'd probably have a heart attack right there and then.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:54 No.864894 >>864875 But she wants the popcorn that they have at the movies! The kind at home isnt the same!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:54 No.864895 >>864880 Then I sit up and slip the rope off my arm because she doesn't know how to tie a decent knot.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:55 No.864902 >>864859 >dat play-rape ending I unf'd.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:55 No.864903 >>864890 She'd make sure you loved it before she'd think of untying you.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:56 No.864910 >>864902 Haven't read it yet

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:56 No.864913 >>864889 What are you doin'?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:56 No.864914 >>864875 Fuck yeah, I would. If nothing decent was in the theatres, I'd introduce her to some superhero movies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.864920 >>864913 Tabasco

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.864926 File: 1332842265.png-(Spoiler Image, 528 KB, 1900x1800, winter_wrap_up_rainbow_dash_by(...).png) >>864903 Probably not. I don't think I would enjoy being raped by a unicorn. A pegasus, on the other hand...

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.864927
File: 1332842269.jpg-(21 KB, 248x248, Depravity_(large).jpg)

>>864843
>>864855
Well it looks like we are at a bit of an impasse. To the guy wanting Dash to degrade herself: You will have to be a bit more specific because that isn't really my thing.

>>864869
If you don't want her in this all you have to do is tell me to send her away. The vote on her is tied right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.864928 >>864894 Fuck popcorn, we're ordering a PIZZA! And we're watching her favorite movie, even though she's made me watch it a million times.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:57 No.864929 >>864920 Sounds painful.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:58 No.864933 >>864894 I'll make some chicken for her

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)05:58 No.864936 >>864913 >>864686 and then there were others Can't remember them right now but I can always ask the requesters to repeat their requests or scroll back up

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:58 No.864939 >>864836 Come talk about mindbreaking Rainbow Dash with us and give yourself a new fetish.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:58 No.864941

>>864914
>You show Scootaloo one of the Superman films
>she gets really quiet and just sits there watching it, resting against you
>at the end she's crying
>you ask her if she's okay
>"Even you humans can fly" she sobs
>To try and show her that you don't need to be able to fly to be cool you show her batman

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:59 No.864944 >>864836 >>864926

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:59 No.864947 >>864927 Mister, you better not send Scootaloo away.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:59 No.864948 >>864926 >dem wings tickling over your body Yeah, that wouldn't be rape. I'd be begging for it after a few moments.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:59 No.864950 File: 1332842374.png-(36 KB, 1004x1089, Anon raped by CMC.png) >>864880 >>864895

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)05:59 No.864954 >>864936 I did not realize those were requests. >Ohgosh.png

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:00 No.864957 >>864939 ew, mindbreak

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:00 No.864959

>>864927
Well, you breaking down her self esteem is great, but it's so much more effective if you can get her to do it. Then there are no barriers to break down, it's all coming from inside. Get her to properly learn her place, and you might not even need the ear scratching.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:01 No.864964 >>864957 You mean you don't get off to the feeling of having power over others?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:01 No.864966 >>864884 >Tapatio Pony doesn't know anyone's names. >he gives everyone nicknames instead >you are "brochacho." >Tabasco Pony is "Babe-a-sita" >Nutella Pony is "Chocolita" >Swiffer Pony is "That blue chica."

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:02 No.864971 >>864964 I don't like rape either What do you think

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:02 No.864973 >>864957 Oh, but mindbreak is so much fun, especially when she's only pretending - at least at first, until it becomes natural, and she kinda sorta starts to miss it when you aren't playing

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:02 No.864974 >>864966 >Tabasco hates him as much as Bon Bon hates everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:02 No.864975 File: 1332842556.png-(57 KB, 800x800, yaranaika.png) >>864964 Not in my case. femdom is my kinda thing

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:03 No.864984 >>864926 wonder what those panties are like

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:03 No.864987 >>864975 >that feel when you can go either way Give me all the power, or take it all away, both are good fun. But the sweet spot is right in the middle

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:04 No.864990 >>864973 >when she's only pretending If only you guys had gone with Pinkie Pie instead of Rainbow Dash.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:04 No.864993 >>864928 What is Scootaloo's favorite movie?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:04 No.864998 >>864974 >Tapatio Pony is utterly oblivious to this and keeps trying to flirt with her.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:04 No.865000 File: 1332842675.jpg-(12 KB, 493x402, 1300270105652.jpg) >>864975 > >>864984 Hard to keep on I'd bet >>864987 >middle So...normal sex?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.865007 what's that thing called where you keep your sauces and spices in English

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.865009

>>864990
Pinkie wouldn't even need breaking. Just slap a collar on and call her yours, she'd follow you home and giggle all the way. And, somehow, still manage to get everything she normally does done without you noticing she's disobeying you.

If you called her out on it, she'd giggle, boop you on the nose, and ask you if such a good pet would ever do that

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.865010 >>865007 Cupboard?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:05 No.865011 >>865007 Cabinet me thinks

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865012 File: 1332842781.png-(67 KB, 229x203, 1325207912061.png) >>864928 If you're ordering pizza you best be getting cheesy bread with that. I don't care if it's 8 dollars more where the fuck else do you get cheesy bread.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865016 File: 1332842792.png-(749 KB, 2000x2000, Sweetie Dracula Blood.png) >>864926 You really think you can resist the dark mistress of evil?

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865019 File: 1332842801.png-(266 KB, 880x800, 3,26,12 RD speed sketc(...).png) Forgot to post these last night. Two speed sketches of blue pony as a not-pony.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865020 >>865010 >>865011 huh, we say "spice cabinet" I think, translated word for word

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865021 >>865007 Spice rack?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865022 >>865000 >consensual sex

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:06 No.865023 >>865007 Some people use a spice rack for spices, but don't think that's for sauces as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:07 No.865025 >>865000 Yeah. Power play is good fun, but that's all.

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)06:07 No.865027 File: 1332842836.png-(157 KB, 880x800, 3,26,12 speed sketch r(...).png) >>865019

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:07 No.865029 >>865009 And then you would wake up with the collar around your neck the next mourning. Pinkie Pie says games are no fun if the same person is It every time.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:07 No.865031 >>865009 And that's why Pinkie is best pone.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865036 File: 1332842883.png-(203 KB, 1100x1000, Satan Belle.png) >>865016 THE UNHOLY LITTLE FILLY OF ALL EVIL?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865037 >>865016 I would have so many heart attacks Sweetie could bite my neck any day >Rah! I am a vampire! OoOooOOOO!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865038 >>865019 >>865027 TESS CAN YOU BE MY WAIFU PLEASE LETH DOESN'T WANT TO AND NASSE IS A FAGET NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865039 >>864836 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/811278#search=mlp i just fappe to that

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865040 File: 1332842909.jpg-(75 KB, 736x736, ПеКа-фейс_4.jpg) >>865016 Yeah. What you gonna do about it, faggot?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:08 No.865043 File: 1332842938.png-(27 KB, 1000x1000, FromHerVantagePointSheSeesTheW(...).png) >>865020 Spice cabinet is a good word for it.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:09 No.865047 File: 1332842956.png-(754 KB, 1457x1075, 4.png) Be careful- !

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:09 No.865048 File: 1332842968.png-(254 KB, 1300x900, Tabasco pone sketch 2.png) sketch >>865038 I can stop being a faget for you anon~

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:09 No.865052 >>865047 FUCK YOU RAINBOW DASH, I KNOW WHAT IM DOING!

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:10 No.865053 >>865043 Shit too late I can fix it while inking

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:10 No.865054 >>865029 It even has a new nametag, with 'Property of Pinkie Pie' expertly chiselled in. You don't even know where she could have gotten it. The thought is irrelevant, though, she's dinging your bell - breakfast time!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:10 No.865055 >>865048 Oh fuck, I love you now Tabasco pone is my favorite

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:10 No.865057

>>865012
>Implying I'm not a bigger fiend for pizza and pizza accessories than Scootaloo.
We're ordering all that shit, and having a cartoon marathon.
Shell fall asleep on the couch covered in cheese and surrounded by crusts.
I'd clean her up and take her to bed to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865061 >>865019 >>865027 >humanized Aside from that, I like Dat flexibility

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865062 what is a console command?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865064 File: 1332843078.gif-(624 KB, 720x405, GigglingFillies.gif) >>865048 >Soy sauce. Shit, this is rich.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865069 >>865064 I don't really know shit about sauces

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865072 >>865064 Really? I find it salty.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:11 No.865073 >>865048 >king

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865074 File: 1332843129.png-(48 KB, 184x184, 1293863152681.png) >that feel when Tess isnt going to stream and draw cute little babby roidrage pony

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865078 >>865073 Well I've never heard anyone say "I'm the queen of this X"

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865080 >>865069 You are spot on, this is fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865081 >>865064 Round here we call it Shoyu.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865083 File: 1332843167.gif-(483 KB, 260x195, tumblr_m09lmbtUHf1rqk2vwo1_400.gif) >>865048 i keep soy in fridge and tabaso on table they would never meet

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:12 No.865084 >>865048 >Kikkoman Gotta have some soy sauce sunny side up. HAHA, I'M USING OUTDATED INTERNET MEMES

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:13 No.865089

>>865027
>>865019
Adorable, as always. Something about the second one's weirding me out, though. Not sure what it is.
The legs, maybe?
Also, I totally thought she was holding up some sort of hat or protective headgear before I realised the bit in the middle was her fingers.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865095 Good night, MLPG. Is there any thing you have to say to me before I go to bed?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865097

>>865043

>Tapatio Pony is entranced by the numbers on your microwave blinking on and off.
>calls Tabasco Pony who has been hiding in her cabinet all day
>"Hey, Babeasita! Come down aqui! You gotta mira esto! This is totalmente awesome!"
>Tabasco Pony hunkers down and pretends not to have heard him
>He says it again, word for word
>and again
>and again

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865098 >>865038 I'll do anything for you Anon~ >>865048 Could you bring her left eye up and forward? It looks like it's melting off her face. >>865061 But humanized is so fun.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865099 >>865027 >>865019 Why can't I just draw good already

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865100 File: 1332843260.png-(116 KB, 378x378, NotPuttingYourMoonInTheFridge.png) >>865083 >Keeping soy in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865104 >>865083 >Not keeping a basket in the table with red and green Tabasco, shoyu, sriracha, wasabi paste and cholula sauce

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:14 No.865109 File: 1332843293.png-(98 KB, 746x798, 1329455790884.png) >>865095 >going to bed

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:15 No.865111 >>865095 I wish I wasn't a faggot

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:15 No.865112 >>865040 I'm not doing anything.... But... Since you didn't just give in and enjoy cutest, pudgiest, marshmallowest, voice crackingest vampire filly.... She's going to hypnotize you, and now you're her willing servant. You should have come quietly.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:15 No.865114 >>865098 Her left or the viewer's left the closed one or the open one

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:16 No.865126 File: 1332843413.jpg-(566 KB, 650x650, 1331895264631.jpg) >>865095 Just sweet dreams, and you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:16 No.865127 File: 1332843414.png-(352 KB, 1366x768, 1332788260067.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:17 No.865128 >>865112 >she stares into your eyes and goes "woo-ooOOoOooO" for a few minutes >commands you to blink >blows into your eyes so you have to >proclaims you're now her loyal slave

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:17 No.865133 File: 1332843463.jpg-(5 KB, 314x324, I really would.jpg) >you wouldn't hug a pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.865137 File: 1332843507.jpg-(69 KB, 500x500, DerpyContiplatesDownloadingSom(...).jpg) >>865133

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.865139 >>865133 But I would. I would hug one so hard. But I can't decide between Lyra and Pinkie.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.865141
File: 1332843519.jpg-(26 KB, 413x310, benstein3.jpg)

>>865112
Yeah, we'll see how that works out for you.
>a baby unicorn comes out of nowhere and hypnotizes you
>you do nothing, because LOL SWEETIE IS MARSHMALLOWIEST PONE

Whilst I watch and laugh at yous sorry ass, I get a wooden stake and shove it in her heart before throwing her under the sunlight to watch her body evaporate. Meanwhile, you will be dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.865143 >>865128 I'm sorry, but if you aren't her loyal slave after that, then you must already be Dracula himself.

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)06:18 No.865144 >>865114 Her left. But I didn't see that it was closed so forget that part about bringing it up. Just move it screen left so it sits more on the front of the face.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:19 No.865147 >>865141 SO EDGY XDDD

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:20 No.865151 >>865139 pinkie would giggle more but lyra would want you to touch her more

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:20 No.865152 >>865141 >No fun allowed

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:20 No.865153 >>865147 How else do I get rid of a vampire?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:20 No.865155 >>865097 >Have a slight power outage. >The oven does the same thing. >His mind is blown.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:21 No.865158 >>865151 That's just it. I can't decide betweeen Pinkie's gleeful giggles and Lyra's affectionate cuddling

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:21 No.865160 >>865153 >Wanting to kill Sweetie Bell while she's playing with someone else

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:22 No.865168 File: 1332843746.png-(303 KB, 2200x1722, Sweetie Dracula.png) >>865153 Why would you want to get rid of her?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:22 No.865169 File: 1332843753.jpg-(49 KB, 469x600, horse hug rape.jpg) >>865133 I hugged a pony once, then the owner of the petting zoo told me to please not hug the ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:22 No.865171 >>865158 It's an easy choice, because when you squeezed Pinkie, she'd snort and you could play her like an instrument.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:23 No.865174 >>865158 if it came down to it, I'd have to pick the latter pinkie can appreciate cuddling anyone but only a pone like lyra could appreciate cuddling a human and that's something special

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:24 No.865186 Where do you get your pony porn from?

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:24 No.865188
File: 1332843868.png-(71 KB, 500x437, tumblr_lyn0hxsVbo1qfj55yo1_500.png)

>>865160
>>865168
Well if she just wants to play with someone else, then I wouldn't mind. Since she is a vampire, I get the implication that she wants to bite me on the neck and kill me, possible make me turn into a vampire as well. Why would you let her do that to you?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:25 No.865194 >>865186 Here and ponibooru

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:25 No.865195 >>865186 clopfic.heroku.com paheal

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:25 No.865198 File: 1332843912.png-(102 KB, 378x263, horse farts.png) >that feel when even after you take a shower you still smell like fapping shit my neckbeard level is rising fast

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:25 No.865200

>>864947
>>864959
>Sitting down on your couch you call to Scootaloo and pat the seat next to you then direct Dash to stand at your feet
>After Scootaloo has managed to crawl up onto your human sized couch you ask her if she has noticed anything different, aside from the collar, about Rainbow Dash
>She tells you that she wasn't really paying much attention because she was trying to figure out what you and Dash wanted that was so important that Dash wouldn't even tell her
>She also tells you that she is thinking about getting herself a collar like Rainbow Dash
>Telling her that her getting a collar can be arranged, you place a hand over her head and begin to scratch
>Keeping a close eye on Dash as Scootaloo goes limp you look for any signs that she disagrees with what you are doing but fail to see any
>You're almost certain that she is yours heart and soul now, but you need to make sure
>You ask her if she belongs to you, and she says yes
>You ask her why she belongs to you, and she says that it is because without you she is nothing but a failure
>Your questions about her skills at flying continue to receive answers that all boil down to the same thing
>Without you, she is nothing
>Scootaloo is curled up in a ball next to you and purring like a cat

Any more suggestions? Sorry is that wasn't to your liking DegredationAnon, but I'm not into that sort of thing some I'm not sure what to focus on when I write it. A quick reminder: If you don't like where this is going and care enough to try and stop it al you have to do if tell me where you want it to go.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:25 No.865203

>>865097

>Come home to the sound of Tabasco Pony furiously cursing at Tapatio in Cajun
>Tapatio thinks she's telling him she likes him
>"El francés - the language del amor, ese!"
>"PIC KEE TOI! BECK MOI TCHEW, FEE' PUTAWN!!!
>she slams the door to her cupboard
>long silence
>Tapatio Pony winks at you
>"You hear that, brochacho? She's totally into me!"

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865207

>>865174
But that brings up the question:
Is Lyra just cuddling with you because you are human, not because who you are?
And isn't Pinkie just hugging you because she wants everyone to be happy?
From this point of view, Lyra seems a bit selfish.

>>865186
I don't fap to ponies.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865210 >>865188 ...so I can fucking sparkle?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865211 >>865198 >still smell like fapping What exactly does that smell like?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865212 >>865186 ponibooru, paheal, and clopsort, mostly occasionally here, but I never go looking here

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865217 >>865054 You wake up the next morning and she is sitting on your chest with the collar hung around her nose. She asks if you want to keep playing this game or find a new one.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:26 No.865219 >>865188 Because being a vampire would be great yes, I'm a gothy 14-year-old at heart. Also an 8-year-old girl, apparently. Plus, this is Sweetie we're talking about. I know I couldn't kill Sweetie, even if I had to.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:27 No.865221 >>865211 Jizz.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:27 No.865225 >>865207 but aren't you cuddling with her because she's a pone? it's a mutually beneficial relationship

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:28 No.865227 File: 1332844083.jpg-(83 KB, 680x609, golen sex.jpg) >>865211 sweaty crotch and jizz

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:28 No.865231 >>865219 I would gladly kill her if I had to even for a few thousand bucks

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:28 No.865232

>>865200
That's okay, writing things you're not into can be pretty difficult, especially doing so on the fly

Scootaloo won't be properly broken yet, probably, but she'll hopefully be complacent for a while. Get Dash to finish the job, if she can. Punish her and send her to her bed if she can't.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:28 No.865237 Would a pony blaxploitation films? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUEHsyt54I

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:29 No.865241 File: 1332844160.jpg-(396 KB, 1152x864, ScootaQuest, how it could (...).jpg) >>865143 Or Scootaloo.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:29 No.865244 File: 1332844173.png-(153 KB, 500x372, 1332384008649.png) >>865227 uncle dolan time?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:29 No.865245 >>865186 Mostly from here, since I don't really go looking for it, just do it when some pic or idea gets a hold of me.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:29 No.865247 >>865244 Please no

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:30 No.865249 >>865217 Pull the collar around her neck and tell her to start taking it more seriously. These aren't the sort of games you just play for a little bit, she has to remember she's yours. On the other hand, if she can come up with an even more fun game...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:30 No.865251 >>865203 >"PIC KEE TOI! BECK MOI TCHEW, FEE' PUTAWN!!!" The fuck does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:31 No.865254 >>865225 I would cuddle with Pinkie because she makes me feel funny feelings in my heart and I would only hug Lyra because she's a pony. But then I'm afraid she might want more, and then Bon Bon would kick me in the balls.

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.865257 >>865251 >Fuck you dick. Kiss my ass. >Something Fucking google is even confused

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.865258 >>865237 Which pony would be Boss Nigger?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.865259 File: 1332844332.jpg-(51 KB, 500x558, Sweetie Soon.jpg) >>865231 say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.865264 >>865258 Twilight because she's a nigger

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:32 No.865267 >>865244 pls go

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:33 No.865269 >>865258 The black version of Do U. Evenlift

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865277 i'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865278 >>865258 King Zebra

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865280 >>865257 'Putawn' kinda sounds to me like 'putain' in French, which means whore or bitch

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865282 >>865249 You wake up the next morning and she is wearing a latex suit, a clown wig and nose, and Christmas lights while your feet are tied to the bed with party streamers. She has a Chutes and Ladders board all set up and ready to go next to the two of you.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865283 File: 1332844473.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, lface.jpg) >>865277

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:34 No.865286 >>865257 >>865251 According to the glossary I was reading, "Fuck you! Bite my ass, you son of a bitch!" Can we consider it canon that Tabasco Pony goes full Loozyanna accent and curses like a gator-wrangler when she's really pissed off?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:35 No.865287 File: 1332844500.gif-(1.93 MB, 720x405, 1332694554879.gif) >>865269 It's Doyu Evenlift.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:35 No.865289 >>865277 why anon why

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:35 No.865290 File: 1332844542.jpg-(214 KB, 1316x798, dalan.jpg) >doesnt like the 9gag dolan meme newbfags everywhere

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:35 No.865293 >>865287 doya

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)06:36 No.865294 >>865286 Roll with it.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:36 No.865298 File: 1332844577.png-(154 KB, 1160x813, Tabasco pone 2.png) >>865282 Hahahahaha oh why boner Anyway here's this Hopefully the eye is better

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:36 No.865301

>>865282
Instead of rolling dice, it's how many times she can alternate between whipping you and caressing that bit of skin before you make a sound
>if get a ladder, she'll spend a few minutes rewarding you
>if you get a chute, you have to bear your punishment
>when you win, she'll throw the board away and get down to business

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:37 No.865304 >>865286 Hell yeah, I was right about putain and putawn >>865298 EYEBROWS NASSE GODDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:37 No.865309 >>865282 If this is headed in a sexual direction, I like the way this pink pone thinks.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:37 No.865311 >>865283 Do you really like me, Lyra? Or is it only because I'm a human? Don't lie to me...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:38 No.865316 >>865304 WAIT NEVERMIND I DERPED

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:38 No.865319 File: 1332844736.png-(67 KB, 292x322, LyraInHerHumanSuit.png) >>865311 She wants you for your body. >Your nice, taught, toned body. >She likes how you are just the right size, the perfect fit.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:40 No.865325 >>865311 I like to think it started as something purely physical, but over time, she realized she'd be in love with you even if you were a pony.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:40 No.865326 >>865298 Yesss. Fuckin saved.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:40 No.865327 >>865298 Why can't I draw like you? Why is it that even if I draw with references they always end up faulty?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:40 No.865328 >>865311 Well, of course, it would start out that way... Just like you only wanted into Equestria for the pones. But over time you'd get to know one another better and maybe even grow to love each other.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:41 No.865333 >>865309 It's Pinkie. I don't even she knows where it is going.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:42 No.865338 >>865319 ...I don't know if she is talking about wearing my skin, or my dick...

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:43 No.865346 File: 1332845008.png-(208 KB, 1000x833, 1320102700928.png) >you will never help untangle a trapped Scratch

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:43 No.865348 >>865328 >>865325 But at the time I was young and foolish, and I realized that my one true love is Pinkie Pie, but the damage may have been already done, because what if Lyra still has a crush on me, love that I can never return?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:44 No.865353 >>865338 Both She'll put your dick on her horn to conceal it

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:44 No.865354 >>865327 I don't even know since my works aren't that good look at SB or Rose or Tess for inspiration They can draw

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:44 No.865355 >>865319 >Taught, toned body Oh... I thought she was talking about me... Never mind... ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:44 No.865357 >>865346 Feels Bateman.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:44 No.865359 >>865311 >Lyra scoots in closer to you under the covers >she leans in and tells you, "I'd love you even if you weren't human."

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:45 No.865364 File: 1332845116.png-(246 KB, 1118x1736, Lyra Unbrithing.png) >>865338 She found a the instructions on how to make a potion that lets her take on the traits of whatever she eats. She can't bring herself to eat you though, so she has to try something else.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:45 No.865366 >>865354 But I like your style more.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:45 No.865368 File: 1332845126.jpg-(19 KB, 400x320, Heart-attack-symptoms1.jpg) >>865359

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:46 No.865372 >>865354 Oh come on, this is fucking adorable shit you are making.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:46 No.865373 >>865286 sucks gator wrestling is dead, in florida at least

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:47 No.865376 File: 1332845232.gif-(1010 KB, 563x540, Pinkie Smile.gif) >>865348 Tough break, nigger, Pinkie's with me now.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:48 No.865383 >>865232 It looks like you are the only one interested any more. It was interesting working with a fetish that doesn't do anything for me, but it's almost six in the morning here and I need sleep. I'm surprised this didn't turn into sex like my first two did.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:48 No.865385 >>865366 But I don't have a style So anyway what was next on the agenda Korra pony or did I forget something else

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:49 No.865388 >>865385 >B-but I don't have a style HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:49 No.865392 >>865383 It would have gotten there, I'm sure. Have fun sleeping - maybe next time you should try just taking a scenario and writing a full story from it?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.865395 >>865388 DON'T YOU FUCKING SCARE IT AWAY! ACT COOL!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.865397 >>865354 stop being like a facebook girl >I can't draw so you guys better tell me how good I can I am at it

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.865400
File: 1332845425.png-(182 KB, 563x522, tumblr_m0rjjpVteZ1qijb9po1_128(...).png)

>>865354
You can do as well or better in time. Just keep working and don't turn into a neurotic trainwreck.

>>865385
I can already see it developing. In my opinion you have a full-fledged style the very instant you can be identified solely by your artwork.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.865401 >>865364 First greentext of the night to literally give me an erection.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:50 No.865403 >>865392 I'm planning on it. These are just practice to give me a feel for writing.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865407 File: 1332845460.png-(43 KB, 534x391, LSB.png) AND NOW WE WAIT

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865408
File: 1332845462.png-(85 KB, 1024x1024, agent_47_pony_by_toma62975-d4q(...).png)

>>865376
We might have some slight problems then...

>>865385
Can you draw me Pinkie in front of three emptied cofee mugs shaking like hell with energy and smiling madly, while Twilight is near with an "Oh Goddess why" face?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865410 >>865373 >"Ptchah! Dem boys know rien 'bout wranglin' dem gata's. Bet dey te' you 'use you a NET'! 'Keep tes mains offa dem ting! Don't wantchu no gata' bites!' Buncha cooyawn, y'aks me!" >Tabasco Pony, I just wanted to spice up my eggs and grits.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865414 >>865403 Ah, that's always good. Much faster feedback than writing a proper story. I remember when all I did was greentexting and things a few posts long, that was great fun.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865415 >>865397 No one tells me I can't draw so I have to tell it to myself Only one anon aside from the one who always calls me a furfag has told me I have no style and I should draw fetish stuff for attention or get a style because my "cute" stuff is bland

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:51 No.865417 >>865407 Hahaha. Oh dearie me.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:52 No.865421 >>865408 After I eat, sure I need a reference for the oh goddess why face though

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)06:52 No.865425 >>865415 Nothing wrong with drawing cute stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:52 No.865426 >>865407 >leetstreetboys Who?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:53 No.865428 >>865426 I think I'm better off not knowing

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:53 No.865429 >>865408 >agent 47 >cutie mark not a product bar picture ruined

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:53 No.865430 >>865415 >that feel I wish more people told me I suck feels like I'm being humoured if nobody hates me

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:53 No.865433 >>865364 s/outside is/outside it/ Typo of the century. Why did someone screencap me being stupid?

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:53 No.865435 >>865429 But the product bar is on the back of his head, silly

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:54 No.865437 >>865401 Would you let Lyra unbirth you if it meant you and her merged together into a pony sized centaur with your arms and her head?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:54 No.865438 >>865426 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5no http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4tMV6KkGe4

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:54 No.865440 >>865421 Well, I don't know if she ever made one in the show. You could go with the meme one.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:54 No.865443 >>865437 Lyra deserves better hands than mine.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.865448 File: 1332845712.png-(128 KB, 1100x1000, 1315684623453.png) >>865027 >>865089 Ah, here's what I was thinking of when I first saw the gloves;.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.865451 File: 1332845728.png-(221 KB, 1100x1000, 1317808356979.png) >>865438 >open link >see 'kawaii' in video name >close tab

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.865453 >>865425 Funny is more fun than cute, if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:55 No.865455 >>865415 I like your stuff, many do just don't be a dick about it and stop pretending that you don't know how good you can draw

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:56 No.865456
File: 1332845782.png-(20 KB, 455x455, Anon realising he has nothing (...).png)

>>865410
>grits

I went on a cruise over Spring Break. There were two black women at breakfast one morning complaining that there weren't any grits instead of trying any of the various types of food they could never get at home.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:56 No.865458 >>865451 You're kawaii, Anon.

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)06:56 No.865463 >>865453 If you can do both, you're golden.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:57 No.865464 >>865443 So long as each one has at least four fingers and a thumb she will be fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:57 No.865468 >>865437 Would I still be conscious inside her brain? And we could communicate through thought? If so, then yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:57 No.865469 >>865456 southerners need their shitty cornmush

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)06:57 No.865470 >>865440 There's a meme? >>865455 I seem to be able to draw ponies alright but rest of the stuff it's just not worth mentioning >>865463 Thanks again for the beardy humans picture, I love it!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:57 No.865472 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVgreWeEek

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:58 No.865475 >>865456 Some people, man... Though I gotta say, I do like grits. It's like savory oatmeal, but corn.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:58 No.865476 File: 1332845920.png-(123 KB, 894x894, 1316846253002.png) i like blue pone

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:59 No.865486 File: 1332845975.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 30 KB, 580x363, oh-god-why.jpg) >>865470 It doesn't have to be exactly like this. Just the feel of Twilight knowing that they are doomed, because Pinkie and coffee is an apocalyptic combination.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)06:59 No.865490 >>865472 I still cannot comprehend how autistic one has to get to like something like this. How is it in any way entertaining?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865491 File: 1332846000.png-(9 KB, 283x59, manzilla.png) >>865469 Hey shitty cornmush is delicious. Also, this fucking captcha.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865492 >>865470 Seriously. Gotta love Beady Human.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865494 File: 1332846018.png-(160 KB, 465x362, 1316193937068.png) >>865440 How's this one?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865495 File: 1332846025.png-(121 KB, 271x329, rainbow_dash happy (5).png) >>865476 I like rainbow-blue pone I would keep her in bed for so long she'd miss her shift at the weather patrol. Again.

>>	Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865496 >>865470 Ole hyvä. I'm headed to bed. I'll see you guys later.

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:00 No.865499

>>865415
>Only one anon has told me I have no style and I should draw fetish stuff for attention or get a style because my "cute" stuff is bland
You can't just 'get' a style. It's a natural progression from practice.

But yeah, for now you're just kinda doing that 'attempting to copy the show style' thing. Which can be a bit same-y.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:01 No.865506 >>865469 >>865475 All I'm asking is why they couldn't be more like the Muslim teenager who I overheard talking to his parents about all the bacon and pork sausage he ate that morning.

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)07:01 No.865507 >>865448 Aw dangit. I see it now. You guys are dumb. But I'll still try to include some sort of detailings or folds or something on 'em next time.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:01 No.865509 File: 1332846114.jpg-(945 KB, 900x4200, apples_on_the_table_by_docwari(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:02 No.865514 >>865506 >All I'm asking is why they couldn't be more like the Muslim teenager who I overheard talking to his parents about all the bacon and pork sausage he ate that morning. oh god... That has to be one dead motherfucker.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:02 No.865516 >>865486 Oh right THAT meme I thought you were talking about some pony stuff

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:02 No.865517 >>865494 But I think it would be more funny if it wasn't a sudden fright reaction, but a resigned reaction, knowing they can't do anything now to avert the incoming disaster.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:03 No.865519 >>865509 Do ponies Catan?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:03 No.865521 File: 1332846191.png-(1.47 MB, 1336x1600, 1328079605037.png) >>865476 Kill yourself so you can be with her in the afterlife

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:03 No.865527 >>865507 Tess can I just borrow your hands for a couple days? I promise I'll return them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:04 No.865529 >>865509 Golly, but that mare loves apples.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:04 No.865530 >>865514 His parents laughed, said that they must have broken a lot of rules by now, and that god would probably forgive them.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:04 No.865531 http://youtu.be/Pqy6vpbSFZs

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:04 No.865534 >>865530 >Record scratch

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:05 No.865536 File: 1332846303.png-(107 KB, 590x312, perspective.png) to the newfag artists, if you dont know how to draw a perfect cube in correct perspective then i recommend you stop drawing horsedicks and dog assholes for a minute and learn the goddamn basics.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:05 No.865542 >>865509 Applejack, you silly southern redneck hill-billy.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:05 No.865544 >>865534 I almost fell out of my chair I was trying so hard not to laugh.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:05 No.865545 >>865536 Freehand or can I use a ruler

>>	Tess 03/27/12(Tue)07:06 No.865546 >>865527 Go to bed Lyra.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:07 No.865554 >>865509 >"I don't get it." I can just hear Twilight screaming into the table. Kinda like when Nani screams into a pillow in Lilo and Stitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:07 No.865555 >Scratch gets a song request. >It's Alice's Restaurant How does she react?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:08 No.865561 >>865555 >put on record >take a nap

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:08 No.865564 Okay I'm just gonna watch an episode of Wakfu so I'll draw that pinkie request in 20-30 minutes Just so the requester knows

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:08 No.865565 >>865531 PLEASE GO Well it wasn't as spaghetti spilling as I thought it would be. Probably because their voices were completely autistic.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:08 No.865567 >>865536 MLPG here isn't artschool, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:09 No.865569 >>865564 Thanks in advance!

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:09 No.865571 >>865565 weren't*

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:10 No.865585 >>865561 >Record not available. >Seriously, how does she not have this shit? >Have to make due with what she has. >Synthesizer, turntable, and a mic.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:10 No.865588 >>865569 No need to thank, I'm doing this for you guys after all Hell I barely draw my own ideas anymore

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:10 No.865591 >>865565 It also gains points because apparently they weren't the ones that did it. Still. >dee jay pone three >dee jay pone three >dee jay pone three >dee jay pone three >dee jay pone three

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:11 No.865596 File: 1332846666.jpg-(1.29 MB, 3920x2388, 1328367867229.jpg) Subtle wallpapers, anyone?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:11 No.865600 >>865588 Just wait until I get a bit better. I have an awesome idea, I just can't draw it to be good yet.

Nohands 03/27/12(Tue)07:13 No.865615
File: 1332846830.png-(95 KB, 526x787, butwhy.png)

Time to namefag I guess. Such is life in MLPG.

I just spend two goddamn hours drawing and looking for reference images so I could make something decent, and this is as far as I got.

Fucking hooves, why can't I draw you?

Yes, I know her mane and horn are too high up. I'll fix it later.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:14 No.865617 File: 1332846844.jpg-(25 KB, 320x240, 1224507407239.jpg)

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)07:14 No.865619 >>865588 We are the idea, you are the hand. Without you, most of our brain farts would be little more then words, leaving others who see them to form their own image. You take the words and give us all a visual presentation we can all appreciate.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:15 No.865627 >>865615 I don't think their neck is that thick... Also I never got how they can apparently sit on their hind legs without their ass touching the ground

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:15 No.865628 File: 1332846923.jpg-(634 KB, 1980x1238, 1318952502028.jpg) We ded

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:16 No.865636 good night mlpg

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:16 No.865639 >>865636 this ain't a japan-time thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:17 No.865640 >>865536 but I can. what is the point? Still can't draw a circle

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:17 No.865641 >>865596 Ok, I set that as my wallpaper. At least for now.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:17 No.865644 >>865636 Nighty night. I'll join you in a minute.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:18 No.865648 >>865636 good night, dear vampire.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:19 No.865658 File: 1332847158.png-(2.1 MB, 1920x1080, 1332686854718.png) >>865596 No

>>	Nohands 03/27/12(Tue)07:20 No.865667 >>865627 Yeah. Bit too chunky.

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:21 No.865670 >>865639 >now 20:20 I'm not sleepy yet

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:23 No.865689 >>865658 >I actually made that my wallpaper >suddenly dad comes to visit while I'm drawing pone >minimize SAI and MLPG >Fluttershy on screen >shit

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:24 No.865694 we ded

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:25 No.865700

>in Media Markt, looking for a cooler pad for my laptop
>just above the coolers, the tablets are situated
>look at them and think "maybe with these it would be easier to learn to draw"
>look at price tags
>it's fucking expensive, but I could afford it
>walk away

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:25 No.865701 >>865689 why would your dad care? don't be a wuss

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:25 No.865702 >>865689 YOUR DAD DOESN'T LIKE FLUTTERSHY?! WHICH PONY DOES HE LIKE THEN?

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)07:26 No.865709 >>865689 >Macho man reputation is on the line >BETTER SEND HIM TO THE RUMBLE ARENA

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:27 No.865710 >>865700 >"maybe with these it would be easier to learn to draw" Learning to draw is what makes learning to draw easier, get the pencil and paper and just start.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:27 No.865713 >>865700 I'd think it would be better to learn to draw with paper and pencil first

Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:28 No.865715

>>865689
>have a Celestia wallpaper
>roomate comes in with a friend
>he looks questiongly at my wallpaper
>just smile like a serial killer
>screen-saver starts to play
>it's 'Derpy loves her lava lamp' with sound
>still grinning like a maniac
>now the guy thinks I have mental problems

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:30 No.865721 >>865713 >works for Paper & Pencil co. nice try

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:30 No.865724 I just woke up, what'd I miss?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:30 No.865727 >>865724 >>865495

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:31 No.865731 >>865710 But I am doing it with paper and pencil.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:31 No.865732 >>865721 Well both my parents used to work at the local paper factory but no >>865724 Shut up, Nasse

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:31 No.865733 >>865724 Laura Fowst came into the thread and gave us all our pony waifus

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:32 No.865737 >>865727 How frisky >>865732 Am I you? >>865733 I always miss those

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:32 No.865739 >>865700 tablet isn't all of drawing, dude, get ready for starting practicing with a pencil.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:33 No.865745 >>865737 It was a joke because I always ask if I've missed anything when I wake up And then people tell me to shut up AND NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED

>>	RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/27/12(Tue)07:33 No.865746 >>865732 >Paper factories. Thanks for the reminder that on occasion my town gets that unique funk when the wind shifts.

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:36 No.865765 >>865746 Yer welcome I used to hate it every time we went to see my grandmother But I haven't smelled it in a looong time

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:36 No.865766 Nü hoers where

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:36 No.865767 NEW HORSEY?

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:36 No.865768 NEUES HORSE WO

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:36 No.865769 >>865766 I can make

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:37 No.865775 ny krake

>>	Nasse-Setä 03/27/12(Tue)07:39 No.865784 >>865779 >>865779 >>865779 >>865779 >>865779 >>865779 >>865779 and so it goes so it goes so it goes

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:42 No.865827 >>865700 >Media Markt SURE IS EUROPEAN IN HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)07:42 No.865834 >>865700 >Media Markt >Going to that shithole >Ever

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