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Vibrating pony edition.

Old horse: >>8567784
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>>8573284
post urs first and ill post mine after okay? gud deal 8)
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>you will never have a cute, pink, lesbian, pony gf
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Remebr, No russian
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>rarity giving a hummer.jpg
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>>8573273
Rocket pone
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>>8573323

Why are you quoting that shitty game
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>>8573523
ur mom is a shite game
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>>8573273
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>>8573273
This is bait
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So where is Ross?
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>>8573646
this is bait
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A few days ago I had a weird dream about building a modern railroad to equestria, after finishing it I was granted an audience with Celestia herself, she is not my #1 choice but you know... I think I finally crossed the line.
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You guys...I think pony just ponied pony!

What do?!
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>>8573684
No it's not. We have an art trade.
I want to post the picture he requested.
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>>8573722
Bait them into _______________________________________________________
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We're not using this thread are we?
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>>8573770
I dunno, no one seems to be here
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>>8573734
It's not a trade if it's with yourself, ross
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What is you favorite pone's finishing maneuver?
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>>8573792
bait
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Can someone tell me that trick to searching the Hyperindex with google again?

And why nobody's written a keyword search for it?
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Be wary of shitposting.
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>>8573792
shounen maid kuro-kun
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>>8573791
Actually, no. It's me.
Where are you Ross. I did your request.
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>>8573847
ross is inside us CC, theres a ross in every single one of us
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>>8573792

Rarity uses a Diamond Cutter, but flips back over for the pin.
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>>8573792
Is that tumblr still going?
It got old after the third update
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I love you, Anon.
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>>8573792
>finish

unf
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>>8573792
Sleepy's Pillow Drop!
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>>8573887
Welp alright then. Guess I'll just sit on this until he shows back up.

His request was :
> Sweetie Belle tense as a scummy man with Hollywood looks tries to flatter her (humanized)
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>>8573926
>pinecones
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>>8573956

T-those are chocolate turtles!
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>>8573792

i can't think up a name for "tear your head off with your giant cursed metal arms"
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>>8573959
Hey look

A hoe with a pitchfork!
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Which pony would take you out on a date simply because it was your birthday?
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>>8573991
synthpop?
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>>8573859
She wouldn't look at me in the first place
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>>8573999
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>>8573999
I fucking love you
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>>8574021
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>>8574016
Possibly Fluttershy, although I am pretty sure Twilight is the most lewd of them.
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>>8573972
>>8573956
>>8573926

>Chocolate Pinecones

I wonder... if you had some kind of rice-crispies kind of filling mixed with caramel or nutella or something around like... a macadamia nut and coated it in chocolate...
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>>8573999
that joke wouldve been much better if it was rrity
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>>8574016

duh. probably toss you a pity fuck, too.
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Is it time?
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i am confus

it says darf has 32 stories
but i can only see 3

i have to make a fimfiction account dont i
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>>8574016
Rarity because she felt bad for me
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>>8574064
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best ship
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>>8574016
Gaben
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>>8574047
And I bet there's a pinecone cooking mold somewhere out there.
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>>8574052
No it wouldn't work as well using a agricultural tool a a metaphor for Rarity

Though she is one known to be plowed!
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>>8574064
what would a fishing trip with dash be like
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>>8574086
yes
or get a direct link to a story
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>>8574025
>Applejack_painal.gif
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>>8574098
I'm sorry anon I'm not seeing Flutterdash there. Only a very low tier pairing.
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>>8572688
>>8572558
>>8572630
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Whatever happened to sage pony?
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>>8574016
This pone.
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>>8574086
>wanting to read fanfiction

you are what's wrong with this fandom
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>>8574079
the horn is an erogenous zone
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is /go not working for anyone else
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>>8574118
She'd make a lot of noise and scare the fish away, get frustrated after not catching anything within 20 minutes, and drink all the beer and throw the cans in the water
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>>8574126
dammit
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>>8574118
Probably quite a bit similar to a trapping trip
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>>8574118

She sonic rainbooms the lake and destroys the entire ecosystem.
Every fish is flopping around, doomed to die and rot there as RD flies off back to camp with a single bass.
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>>8574157
wait never mind it's fine now sorry
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>>8574142
Probably the same thing that happened to my plane ponies...
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>>8574164
it's not really that much work
and if you followed me it would make me feel better
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>>8574064
But Dashie You are the Bai
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>>8574149
y-you too
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Why is she physics-breaking?
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>>8574133
if you insist
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>>8574166
>trapping trip
>travel to a faraway place
>all day at a spa to clean up and remove body hair from various places
>wear skimpy clothing
>grind your ass on strangers in the club
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>>8574047
>>8574102

>macadamia
>not an almond

This probably isn't exactly what you mean, but I thought it was relevant...

http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Chocolate-Almond-Pinecones
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>>8574181

Do plane ponies have landing strips?
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ill take a request
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>>8574133
but fluttershy and dash are the two absolute worst ponies

putting them together doesn't make them any better

just like putting shit on shit doesn't make it any less shit
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>>8574229
Rarity and Sweetie hugging.
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>>8574229

astronaut pony
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>>8574200
this is bait

-Dash
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>>8574229
draw a pony
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>>8574229
draw me
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>>8574221
Not sure if I get it or not.
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>>8574229
bonbon asking you not to stare at her butt
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>>8574136
>she uses them to sort library books while she reads
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Anyone have the 'incoming hiatus' image?
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>>8574200
I never really noticed how chubby she looks in this scene. Did they do that on purpose?
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>>8574229
kill yourself
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>>8574229
Hornjob
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>>8574229
Twilight being embargoes when Rarity is telling her that she's beautiful with the wings.
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>>8574229
This post is bait.
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>>8574229
Lyra hanging off of an annoyed yet blushing Bonbon
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>>8574229

Stream.

Still requesting chickenbutt and harshwhinny and Cadence crystal kingdom drunken bender.
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>>8574255

I think you get it...
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>>8574200
Pinky Pie is a new breed of earth pony who can break the very fabric of reality.
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>>8574207
>Dash dresses up as a colt
>Hits on you

>Takes you home and fucks you with a blue feeldoe
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>>8574229

Draw Bon-bon being entranced by anon's feet while Lyra plays with his hands.
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>>8574229

get dunked
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>>8574294
fucking mutants
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>>8574229
Mewball, more of this:
>>8574136
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>>8574270
Yay!
Now Applejack making a tasty tart in the shape of a heart!
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>>8574299
>>8574278
i also approve of both of these requests
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Oh Jeez

http://horsefucking.co
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>>8574283
This. Another art stream is overdue. The last one i remember was still watched by Tess
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>>8574229
remove trip or remove yourself
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>>8574270
Who made this?
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>>8574287
oh my
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>>8574229

Twilycorn discovering to her dismay that none of her old clothes fit anymore.
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>>8574322

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>8568943
>Sweetie Belle tense as a scummy man with Hollywood looks tries to flatter her (humanized)

Alright Ross isn't around now or whatever, and he probably won't bother drawing anything in return anyway so I'm posting this crap.

Scared Sweetie human pone. Hope you guys like it.
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>>8574322
SSSSSSHHHHEHEEEEYEET
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>>8574304
Is more like magic in the ponyverse, maybe she is a descendant of another alicorn.
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>>8574322
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>>8574324
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>>8574337
Perfect
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>>8574337
>Do you like mimes?
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>>8574326
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>>8574337

>do you like mimes?
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>>8574337
Is that supposed to be ross?
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>>8574337

>do you like mimes?

over the line.
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>>8574016
Pinkie for sure, Rarity probably.

Who knows, maybe they'll BOTH go out with you, at the same time. Triple date.

And then it ends in birthday blowjobs
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>>8574337
That's pretty great.
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東方
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>>8574322
OH WOW
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>>8574324
>>8574283
i can't because shitbox computer
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Which pony would take you out on a date and pressure you into sex?
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>>8574142
That's not how sage works
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>>8574432

rarrar
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>>8574432
Rarity
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>>8574432
Gilda
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>>8574432
Applejack
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>>8574427

Draw yourself a super cool computer.
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>>8574432

Big Mac
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>>8574432
;A;
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>>8574312
Hey Darf, read through your new Bonbon/Lyra fic the other night and loved it.
Just though I'd point out a couple of typos; you've got a "BIg steel" in chapter 3, and chapter 4 you refer to Lyra as "whinny" when I think you meant "whiny" (unintentional horse pun?).
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>>8574383
I'm serious. Is it mew?
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>>8574432
Lyra
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>>8574432
is there really any question about it?
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>>8574432
Rarity
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>>8574457
thanks, i'll go get to those
glad you liked it

>>8574432
>>8574473
second
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>>8574432
Fluttershy

She'd guilt you into it
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>>8574469
It was actually mewtwo
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>>8574473

unf
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>>8574469
It's Jessy
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>>8574432
Luna

Girl ain't had no dick in 1000 years. She's desperate for a lay.
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>>8574432
Gilda, but she wouldn't call it a date. She'd just invite you to hang out.

After a few beers, she'd spring the fact that even though she's totally lesbro, she's always wondered what it's like to go down on a guy.
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>>8574337
>do you like mimes?

pfft haha
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>>8574510

Do you think she ever fashioned a dildo from moon rocks?
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>>8574444

>"You're a VIRGIN?!"
>She starts laughing, even though she's not surprised at all.
>"Fine - if I gotta break you in..."
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>>8574432

Rarity would take you out on a date and would go go full control freak over you, losing it whenever you start casually chatting to other girls while at the bar together and ordering your meals for you and generally dictating every action you make.

Then later she'd cry and confess that she's really nervous and is worried that she's messing up.

Then sex.
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>>8574432
>tfw not even in equestria you can get a gf
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>>8574502
so unf
that feel when cosmo will never finish that lyra story
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>>8574511

>lesbro
>implying Gilda doesn't swing both ways depending on her mood

when she wants some romance, she's all tongue-and-groove. when she wants some physicality, she's all studs.
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>tfw you see an idea drawn that is absolutely brilliant and then you hate yourself for not thinking it yourself. so simple and so clever.
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>>8574536
Well obviously it would be even more ridiculous.

I mean, why would a pony want to have a human for a mate?
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>>8574511

>Gilda
>Broaching the subject

>not

>"Hey, Anon - you ever had your dick sucked before?"
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>>8574530
>sealed within the moon
No. I don't think she did.
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>>8574390
Uuuuuuh. Maybe?Yes.

>>8574394
Sorry about it being pretty terrible. I'm awful at drawing people.
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>>8574562

I don't think I want a sharp beak anywhere near my jewels.
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>>8574590

>"It ain't about what YOU want. Drop 'em. Now."
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which pony fucks her pet?
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>>8574530
I'm sure she has
But that's no substitute

>She tells you to take it slow
>"Just hold me, please"
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>>8574530
All across the moon are piles of diamonds from when she accidentally crushed her rock dildos in the throes of her orgasms
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>>8574561
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>>8574613
Fluttershy.

Is there even a debate here?
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>>8574590
it's okay, she wouldn't ask. she's just start doing it. if you tried to stop her, she'd just force you down. "oh, suck it up, you pussy", she'd say.
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>>8574559
Just do your own version. Every idea out there has already been done, hell that idea which you saw was probably a copy of another image anyway.
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>>8574629
She'd probably be disappointed you didn't hold up to her imaginations expectations.
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>>8574492
Ask me again when you're sober
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>>8574635
does somebody have that cycle of "I really like the way she draws PORN" with ross off in the corner?
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oh yeah, i've been meaning to ask this for the last day
but is anyone here still in contact with taw?
i was wondering if he'd read my new story
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>>8574322
>horsefucking.co
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>>8574613
It's obviously Fluttershy
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>>8574492
She'd be ecstatic the next day, not getting over how you ravished her.

In reality, you were just trying to get it over and done with because she was making things awkward trying to be sexy
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>>8574573

>Sorry about it being pretty terrible. I'm awful at drawing people.

>tfw drawfag way better than you puts themselves down

It's like when some skinny chick says she's 'so fat'.
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>>8574655
I might find him in IRC, though I haven't been in there myself for a while.
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>>8574510
>when you're settled in the movie theater you took her to you feel something shifting in your pants
>her horn's glow is faint, but you can feel her magically stroking you to erection
>she sits calmly and watches the movie the entire time
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Why are they so perfect together?
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>>8574684
ooh
can i steal this for luna fic
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>>8574659
Anyone thirsty?
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>>8574707

no
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>>8574337
Why would you let Ross talking to Sweetie Belle like that?
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>>8574510
What a coincidence because I haven't had a lay ever
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>>8574684
>she just keeps stroking and watching the movie
>when the credits roll you've been cumming for an hour and a half straight
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>>8574612
>"You better tell me when you're close."
>"Seriously; you cum in my hair and you're dead"
>"...You can pull my hair while I'm doing this though"
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Hey I just wanna get a quick check, did anything exceedingly dumb/funny/interesting happen at whatever Con has been going on the last few days?
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>>8574613
lol who fucks a bunny
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>>8574707
To be honest, I was going to have her take you up to the bedroom and reveal that she had a nest of writhing tentacles sliding out of her marecunt under her control
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>>8574707
stop asking and start writing, darf. Aloof or just coy?
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>>8574726
aw, shucks
alright
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>>8574707
well what do you know

a fanfic writer who can't come up with his own ideas
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>>8574707
it's not stealing if you ask

do it
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What are you doing here?
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>>8574258
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>>8574684

casual sex is the best type of sex. she just does it naturally, because she feels good making you feel good.
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>>8574707
GO DARF
GO WRITE
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>>8574337
> Ross Irving
> The Mime Begins
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>>8574742
oh
well that's no good
all yours then

>>8574746
i just wanted to put it in that luna fic idea i already had
it was too good a bit to not use

>>8574757
zing
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>>8574740
Yeah, it's clearly Applejack.


Seriously, chicks+big dogs is fucking hot.
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>>8574737
>all that spunk is caught in a magical orb held tight to your glans
>as the credits roll she casually unbuttons your pants and floats it over to her lips
>looking you right in the eye she kisses it, slowly drinking every last drop
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>>8574769
what a qt
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>>8574634
Now I can't stop cringing at the thought of her pointy-tipped bird tongue trying to tease the urethra opening
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>>8574769
haha
rad
thanks mew
you draw me too much stuff
i can owe you a request in the future, if you want

>>8574788
unf
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>>8574769
>Keep staring at butt
>Prepare anus
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>>8574766
Oh god, that's at that one school here in LA, right? because that guy kind of looks like a guy I play MTG with, who I know owns at least one MLP shirt. He's not normally a fag about it, but...
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>>8574766
About to go hit the hay
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>>8574769
i thought there were three candies on her butt
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>>8574824
>Anus was prepared
>But your balls weren't
>RIP in peace Anon's balls they never saw that hoof coming
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>>8574813
you usually have pretty nice ideas
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>>8573805
site:http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/mlpgeneral/ <keywords>
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>>8574843
there are
but
it's still good
also if she had said butt instead of ass that would have been cool
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>>8574255
>Jessy will never draw J-20 or J-31 pone
J-10A pone would be nice, too.
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>>8574789
>Luna will never savor you like a fine wine
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>>8574707
Steal it anyways.

It's an Anon idea. They have no copyright claim.
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>>8574674
Well I don't think I'm putting myself.
More like just noticing what I'm weak at.
>>8574729
>>8574780
You let this happen, MLPG.
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>>8574856
>>8573805
I always use
site:arch.413chan.net keywords
myself.
I can't seem to get your determinism sucks one working. You sure that's right?
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>>8574887
>tfw there will never be a stuka pone
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>>8574769
>not fluttershy asking you to stare at her butt
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>>8574788
but winona's a girl doggy
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>>8574934
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>>8574916

IT COULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT
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>>8574789
>>8574737
>>8574684

>Luna is beginning to get serious about you
>She wants you till you die

>Whenever she goes away from home on official business she jerks you off from a thousand miles away
>It feels exactly the same as fucking her
>She does it every 3 hours

>She figures you can't cheat on her if you're constantly drained
>You have to tell your friends you've got cramps
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>>8574912
>Luna will never fashion magical pills that enhance your productivity and reduce your refractory period until it's almost nil
>You will never get to the point where each time you finish in her, her belly has a pleasant curve to it and sloshes with the amount you've emptied into her
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>>8574945
Where is your butt fluttershy? Where is it?
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>>8574860
Man
I didn't like your characterization of Bon-Bon in that fic

Too simple minded
>>
I like how Mewball draws ponies
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>>8574953
>>8574960
you guys always go into weird places with this stuff
it's kind of cool
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>>8574945
>Not Blueblood slipping you bits to call him pretty
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>>8574979
How is light cum inflation weird.

That's like saying creampies are weird.
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>>8574916
it's so real life accurate
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>>8574974
mew too

>>8574970
that was my favorite thing about it
so
we'll agree to disagree, i guess

>>8574992
the jump is from that exists in real life to another that would never really exist and involves magical body morphology
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>>8574953

why can't she just threaten me with death if i ever sleep with another girl, like a normal human being?
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>>8574945
oh god, a bee must have stung poor Fluttershy on the face!
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>>8575029
Because.

She's a benevolent Princess.
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>>8574994
I couldn't find that picture of him so I just had to draw it from memory and hope people would get the joke.
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>>8574974
Same
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Twilight Commander...
... Does this drone... have a soul?
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>>8575029
She finds this arrangement to be much better for all parties involved


And she'll kill the girl you cheat with anyway
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>>8575038
ross is always joke
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>>8575054
How would she know?

Ponies don't have souls
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>>8574953
Can't we just cuddle?
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>>8574953
she could at least let me know so i don't mess up my pants
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>>8574969
You just gotta turn her around anon.
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>>8574860
Lust gives the imagination wings
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>>8575060

but if i'm constantly drained, how can she expect me to adequately satisfy her? i'm going to be sore and oversensitive and i won't cum more than a few dribbles.
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>>8575054
Changeling.
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>>8575102
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>>8575054
>tfw you follow the Ask Merriweather blog
>tfw all that Changeling headcanon
>tfw it kinda rubs you the wrong way

TL;DR Changelings have no souls, no positive emotions, they're just a ravenous swarm that obeys the will of the Hive and strives only to find its next meal
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>>8574927
determinism was my first google result.

site:<website> <keywords>

some great google tips:

http://lifehacker.com/5739284/the-best-ways-to-tweak-your-search-when-google-doesnt-give-you-what-you-want
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>>8575102
I'd turn her around
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>>8575139
I like the idea of butts exposed to the public.
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>>8575173
For public use, or just happening to be walking about?
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>>8575173
I like the idea of ponies that get off on their butts being exposed publicly
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>>8575100
She keeps it in a magical bubble
On more than a few occasions you've found it gone before you can go to the toilet and dispose of it

>>8575130
This is only while she's away
You're used to the frequency now
She demands it in person

Days when you're out with friends have frenzied evenings with her
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>>8575074
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>>8575185
In general, really.
I do have a soft spot for public use, however.
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>>8575193
me too
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>>8574953
>She comes back
>"Hello, Anonymous! I have returned!"
>You give her a blank stare
>She just smirks and tries to do her little magic trick on you
>Nothing happens
>"This is what happens when you jerk me off every 3 hours every single day for weeks at a time, Luna"
>She just stares back, baffled
>"That's right, you've stimulated me so much I've actually become immune to sexual stimulation."
>She tries again, but it's in vain as your pecker can't even bring itself to stand
>"I don't even have a single good pair of pants left, they're all coated in my sperm. Ruined forever."
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>>8575173
>>8575193
But....ponies always have their butts in public
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>>8575145
Hell 4chan.
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>>8575193
I like the idea of ponies getting off
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Oh dear, is it flutterbutt time?
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>>8574311
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>>8575054

no.
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>>8574928
Skyraider pone was fine.
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>>8575130
>Luna strokes your drained and sore cock
>she haughtily scolds you for the impudence to remain flaccid at her regal and experienced touch
>>
>>8575218
also this
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>>8575210
Shouldn't she have a concussion or something after that?

Pinkie needs a hospital, not a hot beef injection
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It's time for your therapy session.
Now, tell me what you see.
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>>8574953
>no magic edging, Luna keeping you at the very brink of cumming for hours at a time, making you writhe and squirm as you feel the pressure building to unbearable levels, waiting until you get home so she can finally take you over the edge in her mouth, getting every drop of your built up seed
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>>8575228
Now pinkie feeding fluttershy some cake!
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>>8575218
I like ponies
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>>8575218
I'm going to one way or the other, so I think its really great when they do too
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>>8575228
Huzzah, heart tarts!
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>>8575209
>>
Would you perform Scaphism on ponies?
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>>8574856
>>8574927
>>8575151

I can't get any of those to work.

I don't remember it being this hard to google search the archive in the past. What changed?
>>
>>8575228
Ponies is ponytails is cute.
>>
If you found yourself in Equestria, would you go about clothed?
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>You can stare at my butt, if you really want to...
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>>8575228
>human poses
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>>8575228
The idea of Applejack acting so.....domestic is really doing something for me here
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>>8575291
yes

it's probably cold sometimes
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>>8575291
Hell no.
That would be awkward for the ponies.
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>>8575284
>I can't get any of those to work.

what are you looking for / trying to look for?
>>
>>8575254
>You go into a coma once she finishes you
>She cuddles you the entire time you're out

>"You're all mine~"
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>>8575291
Obviously, yes. I would be constantly freezing and everyponi would see my peepee if I didn't.
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>>8575291

>ponies never quite seem to understand.
>as you rush to get dressed when called outside they just push you out half naked anyway.
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>>8575291
Yes. Except when attending events where the ponies usually dress up, then I would go naked.
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>>8575281
no, that's mean

I'd let a pony put me in a dick-stock and invite all the mares to give me a good salt-licking
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>>8575291
Have you actually tried going around naked?

It's hard. Its always too hot or too cold, bugs always bitting, sun always burning.

Hell if I went to Equestria I'd wear more clothes then normal
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>>8575301
What if she was unclogging the toilet and covered in shit?
>>
>>8575297
DYEWTS?
>>
>>8575319
>except for Rarity who understands the importance of looking good no matter what
>>
>>8575309

A greentext from a week or so ago concerning Silver Spoon and Pip. it involves Cross-dressing and SS discovering what her fetishes/kinks are after he spanks her by accident.
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>>8575305
>that moment when they realize they're all "exposed"
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>>8575351
I'd tell her to take a shower

And help her
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>>8575345
I never wear clothes in the house until wintertime, then it gets too cold. I put towels down on my leather chairs so my ass doesn't stick to them.
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>>8575246

>"but it huuuurts!"

"you dare question your princess' skills? very well; on thy knees, cur. thou shalt make amends with thine impertinent tongue!"
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>>8575365
i appreciate you looking for that, but it's not a big deal
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>fallout equestria
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>>8575315
>you dream while sleeping it off
>she enters your dream and has sex with you there
>when you wake up a day later you don't feel refreshed at all
>turns out she was riding you in your sleep at the same time you were dreaming it
>>
>>8575383

Who said I was doing it for just you?
>>
>>8575291
Yep.
Always.

Man Rarity's gonna bankrupt me. Okay one of the first things I need to do in Eqeustria is become best buddies with Rarity. Maybe offer to model in exchange for clothes.
>>
>>8575357

Why was Rarity so disturbed about Spike watching her get dressed in BNE?

How did she feel after her friends pressured her into letting Spike watch?
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>>8575385
why bring that up?
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Does it get bigger?
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>>8575366
It'd be hard to ogle butts and winking mares, because they'd eventually put two and two together when they notice you getting hard
>>
>>8575291
since I don't have fur and it still gets cold there, yeah

I wouldn't put any thought to what I was wearing at all though, it's not like anyone but Rarity would care
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>>8575408
>rape
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>>8575411
n-no...
>>
THINK OF A PONY.
She gets all sultry for you tonight, hoping to tease you but never really going all the way into sexual.
What do?
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>>8575385

>cartoonlion
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>>8575411

Don't worry, Dash
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>>8575408
Because if spike was just a FEW years older, she'd be all over him. She knows she can't have him, and she hates giving into the temptation of letting something happen.
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>>8575385
>Blackjack not wondering about the deep and lasting emotional effects of fighting a human and about how important it is to try to do better
>Blackjack not feeling immediately guilty after the sex and brooding for three days about cheating on Glory

Shit comic.
>>
>>8575433
this
>>8575427
>>
>>8575416

Not to mention the fact that they're all very low to the ground, so their tails would be in the way.
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>>8575428
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>>8575433

>Diamond Tiara

So... the same as she'd usually do?
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>>8575411
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>>8575411
Not when you're here
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J10 Pony
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>>8575433
I could never imagine her doing that.
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>>8575433
Touch myself in front of her and hope she gives me a hand
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>>8575452
>tfw PH is no fun anymore
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>>8575433
But that's what she does almost every time.
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>>8575365
Am I getting warm?

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8364215.html#p8364570
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>>8575433

Aw man I don't want that at all
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>>8575464
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>>8575411
unf
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>>8575385
Is that Rose of Sharon C-
Fuck
I never thought I'd see The only good NV companion with a horse from a fanfiction OF an fanficion
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>>8575484
Dat face. Who drew that?
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>>8575468
>Photon
Ugly as sin.
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>>8575492
the funny part is Blackjack is basically Cass with more angst
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>>8575480

Y-yes.
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>>8575344
But that would leave one mare out who would have to ensure your prostate remained working at stimulated for the others

Your insides would feel unbearably heavy from the build-up of her saliva, and all that squelching spit being stirred around by her tongue would be like nails on a chalkboard
>>
>>8575492

Veronica was here

eat shit
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>>8575468

is Ace Combat like pornography for plane ponies? do they fantasize about being flown by Blaze, Cypher, and Mobius 1?
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>>8575464
I bet Pinkie would make fun of me like your jerks.....
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>>8575488
>teen Dashs first time encountering a similarly young stallions penis
>she's fascinated, somewhat disgusted, and as she watches it grow and stretch in front of her she can feel her own arousal growing as well
>it only takes minor teasing to turn the situation from watching to touching
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>>8575509
Fine. I won't do requests.
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>>8574949

Whoever asked for it, I wrote one more post of it.

So... yeah. If you're still here, enjoy, I guess?
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>>8575492
>Rose
>Good
She sucks
mid tier at most
Boone and Raul are Elder God Tier
Gannon is High Tier
Rose and Veronica are mid tier
ED-E is broest of bros tier
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>>8575454
Being a growing colt must suck, because everyone in class can clearly see your throbbing hard-on. But it probably happens so often it's just something they accept.
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>>8575538

You'd probably cop out and never finish my requests anyway.
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TOP 20 GUIS
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>>8575480
Those dead links lead into the thread before it.
>>8575365
Was this it?
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.html#8363584
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>>8575530
They only fantasize about Razgriz
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>>8575392
>She put Viagra in your IV line
>She's given you a priapism that's lasted a week
>After a few years of having her edge you for a week and give you a coma inducing orgasm followed by a week long erection you've got a cock almost as thick as a 1L bottle

>Even if you could leave her you'd never be able to fuck a normal mare
>You're stuck with Luna's addiction
>>
>>8575547
Depends if they are good requests.
>>
>>8575528
>Liking Felicia Day white knight pandering bullshit
I thought I was the only one!Also I forgot about her
>>
>>8575546
>they all know who's biggest and who's smallest
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>>8575549
Meh, we were #3 before.
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>>8575573
>a cock almost as thick as a 1L bottle
why yes hello boner how are you
>>
>>8575549

aw shit
>>
>fallout equestria
>>
MLPG

I'm an easy going, rather lazy home body that likes to relax and do easy things like play video games and watch TV

But my favorite pony is a wild, bouncing of the walls energizer pony that loves to do all sorts of things. Things that involving standing.

How can we ever make this work?
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>>8575593

Dude I had a dream where I got so horny is was like that

it was hot as hell
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>>8575552
>http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.html#8363584

Bingo!
How in the hell did you do that?
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>>8575518
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.html

it's like two posts at the bottom of this thread, apparently
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>>8575573
>priapism

that can give you gangrene, that's not good
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>>8575603
>fanfiction
>>
>>8575616

lobotomy
>>
Corwin has made a thread on the sub for the rat girl: http://mlpg.co/art/res/1108.html
So you guys can indulge in your rodent fetish over there if you want.
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>>8575633
Me or her?
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>>8575536
i like this

>>8575586
>>8575546
this is also rad
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>>8575617
If you vacuum pump you can get an obscenely large erection, but it's temporary
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>>8575644

Her.
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>>8575549
>Insert Wittyness Here
>Long Distance KISSING and more!
>PeStEr aWaY MoThEr fUcKeRs

what
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>>8573847

Right here. Still working on the modern Sweetie Belle design with newer clothes and show accurate hair. It's more difficult than I thought it would be, it's gonna take some time.
>>
God damn MLPG you're the 14th biggest website in the entire internet! Congratufreakalations! What're you gonna do now?
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>>8575468
Jesus fuck, never expected that.
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>>8575536
>"So weird; the tip's flaring up, but it's still all squishy"
>"Ugh, it's leaking sticky junk!"
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>>8575619
here's what i googled:

site:arch.413chan.net "silver spoon" pip spanking

it's a good thing someone summed up what you were looking for!
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>>8575650

I heard that stuff can damage your shit
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>>8575650
Vacuums also make mare bits obscenely large as well. Vacuums are a miracle of the universe.
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>>8575633

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl-KiS-6aHQ

Lobotomy
Lobotomy
The best thing you can have
You'll never be depressed again
You'll never be sad
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>>8575626
http://www.auanet.org/eforms/elearning/pathology/penis-defects/priapism-strangulation.cfm

>putting a nut on your cock
>2011
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>>8575603
I liked it actually.
In fact, I just might read it again...
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>>8575636
NO ONE LIKES RATS, CORWIN. THEY'RE GROSS. SHE SHOULD BE KILLED IN A TRAP.
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>>8575636

I like
http://horsefucking.co/art/res/1108.html
better
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>>8575657
As appealing as having a soft little lump of a pony would be, I couldn't do that to her
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>>8575644
You.

You lazy bum.
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>>8575660
The 14th most active website when it comes to Goggles.
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>>8574237
bleh. I still haven't figured out a good way to have pones hug other than the way they do in the show. Maybe i should just do that next time.
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>>8575616
Xanax
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>>8575660
Take on the world.
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>>8575679
And if they're candy pony marecunts spending a long time balls deep in one will get your cock permanently fatter and longer~
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>>8575681
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>>8575666
>the dare is made that she wouldn't lick the end of it
>Dash of course, takes it in her mouth, and further
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>>8575700
>sweetie belle's been drinkin'
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>>8575686
>epik horsefugin meem :DDD

No
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>>8575674
High vacuum can

Low vacuum almost certainly wont

Time is the most important factor for gains, not pressure
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>>8575700
why is rarity a dinosaur
just kidding
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>>8575688
>As appealing as having a soft little lump of a pony would be
TH IS IS NOT APPEALING, ANON.
PLEASE STOP.
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>>8575699
Surely Goggles is slightly biased?

She used to post here.
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>>8575703
>xanax
No way dude, that shit is for fluttershy's anxiety attacks only
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>>8575685

Say that to my rat fucker not online see what happens
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>>8575210
>soft spot for public use

Willing or forced?
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>>8575703
Don't you people have any pony advice that doesn't involve drugs or surgery?
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>>8575681
>His face when deciding to put a tiny nut on his dick
>>
>venus 2000
>it's a vacuum pump and a dick milking machine in one

I think I might have to buy this
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>>8575741

Keep her on a leash?
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Uh, why is it dripping?
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>>8575741
The answer to everything in life is drugs and surgery
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>>8575739
At first one, but becomes the other as it goes on
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>>8575670

Weird.

How many non MLPG threads did you have to dig through?

I kept getting /mlp/ archive threads from whoever it is that does it for the piss.
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>>8575619
Googled
"site:arch.413chan.net pip silver spoon spank"
found the thread the other guy posted with some "dead" links talking about it.
Used the /mlp/ archive's ability to jump straight to a thread containing a post, since they sometimes catch deleted postst that our archives don't

http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/post/postnumbergoeshere

The stuff you wanted was there, so I went and got the url from our archive and linked you.
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>>8575688
>Not just getting Fluttershy
She's a lump of cuddles

And she's busy so she's not suffocating
>>
CC where are you
>>
>>8575760
And end up like Marmaduke's owner?

No thank you
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>>8575741
Maybe you could work out with her and then have sweaty sex afterwards
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>>8575734
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>>8575761
it means you're cute
aren't you gonna clean it off?
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>>8575766
That could be interpreted in one of 2 ways and they're both ultimately sinister.
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>>8575761

Because you haven't washed down there in a while, Dash
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>>8575761
Because the plumbing kinda sucks here.
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>>8575536

just imagine being in her position, seeing a stallion--truly seeing him--up close for the first time. feeling a pit growing in your stomach, nervous but curious. your breath coming faster and shallower, keeping you just slightly out of breath, your knees growing weak and your entire body tingling, like you're standing on knife edges. both of your bodies trembling as they came into contact with each other's, somehow both awkward and sensuous at the same time. just imagine him climbing on top of you, trying to keep his weight off of you, worried that he'll hurt you. fumbling around at your entrance for entirely too long in your opinion, then finally penetrating you for the first time, slowly, not really knowing what he's doing. he'd probably freak out when you started making all those little motions and noises in pleasure, feeling how weak you're getting at the knees. "sorry", he'd whisper into your ear. "don't be", you'd whisper back. and slowly but surely, he'd find the rhythm of your body and his, and he'd let his weight down onto your body, and you'd feel that wonderful tingling deep down inside you.
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>>8575777

hm

Shave her mane off?
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>>8575736
I'm sorry. Ratcatchers are the bane of this general. Enjoy your disease and fleas and bites and scratches and filthy neckbeardette stench.
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>>8575761
Pyguem

And you're hot
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>>8575761
Because you didn't turn the handle all the way, you dumb horse.
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>>8575766
>Willing at first, but eventually wants out.
>Safe word is ignored.
>>
Applehips
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>>8575814

>tfw pygeum didn't do anything for your precum production
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>>8575808
What good will that do?
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>>8575829
Dammit! Don't say that!

Now I need to change my pants!
>>
>"Zuh?"
darf pls.

Also it was kinda boring but it seemed like it was probably fun to write.
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>>8575700
That's cute

Thanks
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>>8575820
>ignoring the safe word
dude
fuck you
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>Check Tex's tumblr every day. No updates
>Check Protoman's youtube account to see if X has delivered.
>Has not

There are no more heroes left in men.
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>>8575761
Why it would be dri- OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE

MY SOUP IS NOW RUINED
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>>8575820
But. That is wrong.
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>>8575769
try googling it yourself. did you put a space between site: and the url? drop this, or other guy's into google to see for yourself

site:arch.413chan.net "silver spoon" pip spanking

>>8575772
good sleuthing, other guy
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>>8575777

YOU WERE A DOG ONCE
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>>8575836

It'd be funny
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>>8575812

newt-girl is infinitely better.
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>>8575845
How else would it go from willing to unwilling?
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>>8575660
>God damn MLPG you're the 14th biggest website in the entire internet! Congratufreakalations! What're you gonna do now?

Source? What?
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>>8575848
>I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE

Enjoy your housefire and dead wife. And zombies
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>>8575228
Why does everything you draw literally have the same face?
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>>8575859
don't care
you don't ignore the safe word
not cool
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>>8575858
>>8575812
PLEASE GO AND ARGUE ABOUT IT HERE: >>8575636
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>>8575857
No it wouldnt

It would just makes things worse cause no she has no cute fluffy mane to hug in
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>>8575860
He is incorrect. It is the 14th most active user of the "goggles" thing.
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>>8575861
Don't worry, we can always call Pank to help us.
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>>8575660
I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
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>>8575876
>not cool

deaf is into rape. welcome to the general, new person darf
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>>8575864
Ponies all have literally the same face.
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>>8575851
>>8575769
>>8575670
>>8575772

Moments like this make me wish someone would/could write a search utility for the hyperindex.
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>>8575814
>>8575833
I'm on my 4th day, when do the effects really start kicking in?
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>>8575886

But you could use her mane trimmings to line a coat

then it'd always be like being hugged by pinkie, even when you're too lazy to get up
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>>8575891

What in the flying hell is Goggles?
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>>8575886
It'll grow back. In the mean time, you can rub and kiss and lick her stubbly smooth bald head.
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>>8575833
>Made a lot of precum to begin with
>Take pyguem
>.25 grams of 13% concentrate
>~4 more than the holy grail thing says

>Pre actually drips off my cock
Feels pretty good
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>>8575897
Thats a damn lie

I have a terminal case of the frowny sad and she wont even send me a card
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>>8575902
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>>8575902
Doesn't mean art should.
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>>8575908

Orgasm strength jumped for me like a week and a half in
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>>8575876
There was this thread on /hc/ about BDSM and they were sharing stories.
Most of them were cool guys but jesus christ the BDSM community is fucked up especially when it comes to switches.

Also yeah there was this guy there that said that he ignored the safe word since it broke immersion. All of them there said he was a dick.
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>>8575820

>rape
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>>8575562
Razgriz ain't shit, man. Mobius 1 could take down the whole damn squadron. They might be the ghosts of the demon, but he's a true hero.
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>>8575876
I'm not saying I'd ignore the safe word, I'm with you on that.
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>>8575869
That's a jet you idiot.
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>>8575920
Where in the flying hell have you been for the last few days?
http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/
>>
HEY

GET BACK TO TWERK
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>>8575938
What dosage were you on? I'm doing 2 pygeum, 1 of everything else.
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>>8575713
>she pulls back, drawing a long, sticky strand from the flared tip
>scoops it off her tongue and absent-mindedly plays with it, making stringy web strands between her hooves
>"Kinda bitter, but... not all that bad"
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>>8575939
>dick.
More like rapist.
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>>8575939
>Most of them were cool guys but jesus christ the BDSM community is fucked up especially when it comes to switches.

Ya think?
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>>8575908
A week or more, things like that take a while to start working. Tongkat ali, catuaba, and muira puama are good ones too. Hydration is important, makes sure you're drinking a lot of water.
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>>8575901
rape is rape
i'm well aware of double d's sexual proclivities
but ignoring a safe word is a super shitty thing
if you're going to go the trouble of establishing one, we can assume you're not a terrible human being
but ignoring it is like, the biggest breach of trust you could possibly manage in that scenario

>>8575939
it's like playing make believe in real life because regular sex is boring
it's rad
but
safewords are serious business
i'd break up with someone over that shit
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>>8575963
BUT I DON'T HAVE A JERB
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>>8575957
I don't care
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>>8575939
>Also yeah there was this guy there that said that he ignored the safe word since it broke immersion.

More like rapist and possible serial killer.
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>>8575820
>>8575876

Not cool. You don't ignore the safeword.
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>>8575927
Please don't be frowny sad, here, I'll deploy a bit of happy pank only for you!

>>8575963
#TwerkForEquestria
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>>8575899
14th is not good enough you good damn pony now drop and give me 50
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>>8575963

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OvMZOj3MZa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OvMZOj3MZa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OvMZOj3MZa
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>>8575976

2 pygeum, 3 lecithin, zinc from one multivitamin

what are you doing besides the pygeum?
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what is each of the main 6's favorite kind of pizza?
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next pony posted

love, cuddle, etc etc
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>>8576001
Bullshit, if you stopped every time a girl said "stop", you'd never be able to do anything. Women don't like it when you stop every time they say it, you need to test the waters, I keep going until she stops pushing away or starts sounding panicked. Sometimes more.
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>>8575988
>i'm well aware of double d's sexual proclivities
at first I didn't know exactly what you were talking about so the image I got in my mind was fucking hilarious
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>>8576037
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>>8576030
Your favorite pony likes their pizza the same way they like dick

extra cheese!
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>>8576039
>I have never had sex ever.
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>>8576024
L Arginine, 1 per day. I'll switch from 1 lecithin to 3 though since I have 400.
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>>8576039
>Bullshit

You don't know what a safeword is
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>>8576039

I hope you like jail
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>>8576039
The whole point of a safeword is that if things go right you don't need to use it. If she's crying banana 3 times a night you're probably in a Portlandia sketch.
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>>8576062

oh god
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>>8576039
Girls that are always saying "stop" when they want you to "go" are not the kind of girls you should be involved with. Because they are trouble.
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>>8576039
Forgot your trip?
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>>8576039
yeah, but saying 'stop' or pushing away or finding panic isn't a safeword
if you're doing bdsm stuff (especially stuff like D/s where you as the dom have full control and responsibility over your subs wellbeing) then you're already entering into an interplay where normal sex and consent are out the window. the safe word is the emergency stop. like, if they fear for their life, or you're doing something where they're uncomfortable they want out but they can't get there because you have them literally tied up.

people have systems where you can go in tiers, like yellow for caution, and red for stop

but if you set up a safeword with your partner and then ignore it, you deserve to get kicked to the curb, and probably in the dick as well
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>>8576039
>Women don't like it when you stop every time they say it
That's not what they'll say in court.
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>>8576074
>Not buying lecithin granules
It's much cheaper

I have 5 grams daily
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>>8576074

Good. Let me know if the L-Arginine gives you headaches, because that's what scared me away from taking it.
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>rape discussion
>penis vitamins discussion

This thread is going places I don't want to read, goodnight.
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>>8576077
>>8576075
>>8576066

No doesn't always mean no.
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>>8576114
Well, the important thing is that you took the time to tell us.
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>>8576114
>Night
>Hiatus
It's only the beginning
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>>8576114
JUST START PONY DISCUSSION THEN FAGGOT
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>>8576030

Hawaiian. no idea why i think that, but i do.
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>Pygeum/Lecithin Holy Grail Discussion
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>>8576116
>what is a safewrd
>>
>Bondage etiquette
>Semen pills
>Filthy rat people
I think you guys might be sex obsessed.
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>>8576116
Please don't shoot me doesn't always mean don't shoot me.
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>>8576116
agreed, but 'this is our codeword for stop right this second because i am mortally afraid/feel like crying/am going to black out' does
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>>8575799
>implying virginal sex could ever be this good or even general sex.[/spoiler[

God I wish I was a pone, it would makee things so much easier
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>>8576133
what makes you say that?
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>>8576116
But a safeword does, you idiot.
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>>8576104
>buying granules
>not drinking soy sauce

It's an acquired taste.
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>>8576122
I actually did, but got drowned into the penis discussions, oh well, shouldn't have expected more.
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>>8576116
>No doesn't always mean no.

What
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>>8576129
>cumslut Flitter
This is by far one of my favorite fetishes.
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>>8576129
I find it funny that we think of flitter as a bigger fetishist than her sister.
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>>8576133
Good thing our princess is too
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>>8576104
It was ten dollars. I didn't mind
>>8576106
Were you told bad headaches? Nothing yet. I've had some because of work.
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>>8576114
the penis vitamins thing is kind of funny
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>>8576121
Actually an interesting thing I've seen is that MLPG has a huge nose dive at the beginning of any hiatus. Don't know why but it's just plummets and then after some time it kinda rises again quality wise
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>>8576133
WELCOME TO 4CHAN
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>>8576147
Enjoy your salt.
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>>8576030
Pinkie Pie - Dessert
Rainbow Dash - Plain Cheese
Rarity - Margherita
Applejack - Apple Lovers'
Fluttershy - Veggie Lovers'
Twilight Sparkle - She still calculating which one is objectively the best.
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>>8576153

It's because she looks more wholesome. And those tend to be the girls who have more kinks.
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>>8576154
Talkin' 'bout my sister

That's a paddlin'
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>>8575991
ERMAGERD.
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>>8576161
>These sick deviants get together and watch a show with little horses in it.
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>>8576133
We dont do things half-cocked Anon.
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>>8576163
Oh dear. I just realized I haven't had a dessert pizza in probably ten years.
I crave one desperately.
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>>8576153
>>8576151
i don't
i think flitter's the puritan and cloudchaser sucks all the dick

>>8576159
the general is always shit
topics you don't enjoy don't make it a terrible place to be, and it will always be just as shitty when you come back later, just maybe in a different way that you don't hate
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>>8576040
I'm not sure I want to know, but curiosity burns.

What was your mental image?
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>>8576162
I will.
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>>8576023
um...ew?
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Well I want to post some of the shit I got at the con but I am so damn tired, I think I'll just do it tomorrow
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>>8576176
Jessy is cute.
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>>8576114
>>rape discussion

More like legitimate rape discussion.

Jesus fuck.
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>>8576157

I just read that it can give headaches, and since I already have pretty bad ones often, I didn't want more.
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>>8576194
Which con was this one? Did anything interesting happen?
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>>8576185
>the general is always shit
That's not an excuse to shit it up more, faggot
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>>8576163
>Fluttershy
>Vegetarian
She truly is the most patrician of ponies
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>>8576194
Please don't leave us...
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>>8576185

I actually pretty regularly enjoy the general. It's just a few hours during the day when it's literally too bad to stay for.
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>>8576209
>topics you don't enjoy don't make it a terrible place to be, and it will always be just as shitty when you come back later, just maybe in a different way that you don't hate
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>>8576196
lol
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/hand-sanitizer-is-useless-against-the-norovirus-cdc-research/article7379053/

Norovirus is spreading. Hand sanitizers don't do anything. Wash your hands. Wash them with soap and do it often. Avoid people with the plague. Prepare your own meals. Touch no one.
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>>8576185
Well of course Cloudchaser sucks all the dick. Flitter prefers getting her cunt filled.
>>
Maybe you guys should petition the sub to create a /soc/fetish/fit/ board. You could show off your penis vitamin progress and rate each others loads.
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>>8576234
Sanitatizer isnt a replacement for washing your hands anyway.
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Is the sub still not to be mentioned outside of MLPG?
I remember the night we first talked about having an alternate in case /mlp/ was created, and the URL was purchased.
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pls no
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>>8576234

>norovirus – the infectious scourge that leaves victims expelling fluids from both ends

unf
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>tfw your trip from another board keeps sticking and you almost post with it

>>8576234
anyway, it was never supposed to be a hand washing replacement
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Why can't the other pony comics hit the comedy nail on the head like this?
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>if you stop when your partner tells you to stop, you're a beta faggot
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>>8576142

>you will never be a filly coming of age and discovering colts
>you will never invite that cute boy you've been nursing a crush on for the last few weeks into your room
>you will never sit next to him and ask him if he thinks you're pretty
>you will never subtly nudge yourself closer and closer to him
>you will never be so nervous as he tells you that, yes, he thinks you're quite pretty, that you can hear both of your heartbeats clearly
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>>8576262
The My Little Fetish guys are a regular of the night threads that don't exist on the weekend.

Actually, now that school's started again, they're mostly here on the weekends
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>>8576271

I remember too.

People were still optimistic that it was a joke, then.
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>>8576234
Its just a influenza virus nothing lethal
>>
I test the waters with a safeword. Sometimes they'll say it and do nothing if you continue, because they want to see how far you'll go. Generally if they start saying it a few times in quick succession or you can hear them getting panicked, that means stop for real.
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>>8576291
hngh
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>>8576287
Not everything can be pony dwarf fortress jokes
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>>8576234
I haven't used alcohol hand sanitizer in 5ever.

If I get norovirus, all the better. I'm healthy now, best to get it and develop an immunity to a given strain when it's not gonna kill me.
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>>8576287

I literally cannot handle this much irony
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>>8576301
Eh, that's a bit iffy.
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lyra is a very bakey pony
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>>8576290
Have you ever had a girlfriend? They say stop all the time when they actually want you to keep going, it's all in the intonation. If they say stop and actually sound afraid, that means stop.
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>>8576262
>and rate each others loads.

>mfw imagining people critiquing each others semen, based on clarity, viscosity, volume, etc.
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>>8576271
It recall it was mention in the MLPDnD at one point to get more players in the /q/ board. That is how [lemon] known about this place.
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>>8576208
Eh a few pics won't hurt.

Talked with larson for a bit during the VA panel
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>>8576327
hnnngggg
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>>8576327
>not a human pose

holy fuck 11/10
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>>8576329
There are different kind of people in this world, anon.
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>>8576330
>You'll never be proud in the fact that you have the best load in MLPG
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>>8576030

>Pinkie Pie: Apple Streusel with extra streusel topping, and icing, and crumbled heath bars, and chocolate syrup, and m&ms, and peanut-butter cups, and ice-cream, and whipped cream... and...
>Rainbow Dash: Is not picky about her pies, as long as she doesn't have to pay. She tends to hog the crazy-bread/breadsticks, though.
>Rarity: Classical Margherita, on a hand-tossed artisan-bread crust. She swears by a single pizza place in Canterlot and always tries to stop in for a slice when she has to go into the city on business.
>Applejack: Buys a cheese pizza with a nice, chewy crust; puts apple-pieces into a pan until they caramelize from the heat, then throws them on it. Swears it's the best thing ever.
>Fluttershy: Vegetarian, thin-crust.
>Twilight Sparkle: Has written an algorithm for finding out what your ideal pizza at that given moment would be.
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>>8576327

I feel like you're trying to send me a signal Lyra...
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>>8576343
rad shirt, namefag
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>>8576343
holy shit
that double hoverhand
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>>8576327
I would accept those cookies, even if it were burnt to a crisp.
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>>8576185
>>8576254

I'm with the guys who say that Cloudchaser is better at giving head, but Flitter enjoys it more.
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>>8576263
>Sanitatizer isnt a replacement for washing your hands anyway.

Some people think it is.
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>>8576329
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?


>MLPG
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>>8576370
I want to fuck Pinkie's pizza creation.
>>
I wonder what MLPG's average score on this is...

http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm
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>>8576343
>Hoverhands.
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>>8576327

>Lyra will never burn her lips and tongue for you while giving you a hot tray of cookies
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>>8576327
>Lyra visits the internet again
>finds a thread of people talking about getting baked
>she takes it the wrong way
>"Hey Anon want to get baked?"
>screaming bloody murder as she tries to magically stuff you into an oven
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>>8576327
lyra pls
be my waifu
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>>8576397
Those people deserve it, then.
Darwinism is a wonderful thing.
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>>8576327
How


How is she talking?
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>>8576405
I wonder if there's something like a mouthguard for ponies like what humans have oven mitts for.
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>>8576343

>double hoverhand
>larson looking over his shoulder
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>>8576387
Yeah he was a bro about it, some of the other VA's were laughing a bit at the idea.

I think Megan or Cindy took the picture
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>>8576343
What con is this? Someone just tell me so I don't have to look at EQD or whatever
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>>8576314
>If I get norovirus, all the better. I'm healthy now, best to get it and develop an immunity to a given strain when it's not gonna kill me.

Norovirus mutates very fast. There will be a new strain next year. So all you're going to do is suffer for a few days or a week. You won't come out any better
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>>8576405
>You'll never kiss her on the lips after you take the tray
>"To make it better~"
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>using sanitizer ever

The only times I ever use it are when I'm cutting out a wart so I don't give myself blood poisoning. Unless you work in food service or in a hospital, washing your hands is fine.
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>>8576373
A signal? What could you possibly mean?
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>>8576432
She could just

You know

use magic
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>>8576441
LAS PEGASUS, GOD DAMMIT.
>>
Post your favorite scenes from the comic.
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>>8576419
How many waifu id you have?

>>8576405
I bet ponies already thought of a way to reduce the heat in some part of the tray.
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>>8576422
>someone noticed
>>8576440
not gonna lie i'm super jealous
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>>8576441
Unicon
It's also happening today
Some pretty cool stuff.
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>>8576422

Ponies, like turtles, can breathe through their anuses
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>>8576454
THEY AREN'T ALL UNICORNS, ANON.
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>>8576441
Las Pegasus, Met Braeburn too
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>>8576452
Even in food service you still have to wash your hands as normal.

Its a supplement, not a replacement
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>>8576401
>http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm
>29
>hilary has criminal tendencies
Well im not voting for the clintons ever again
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>>8576167
>>8576153
>>8576185
>>8576254
>>8576394

I remember this thing with Flitter started when some Anon decided that the smell of sweat turns her on, and Cloudchaser likes doing it in the shower so you can clean up easier.
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>>8576440
Glad you took our advice and improvised a jerk shirt.
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>>8576470
>>8576459

Thanks guys
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>>8576401
self-reported as 5. +-3 if not self reported, I'd guess.
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>>8576287

There's like 13 levels of Irony here.

The ponies look like that really awful plushy that's 2D for some reason.
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>>8576483
god he is cute
you're not bad either
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>>8576483
Wow, he actually looks LESS dorky than I imagined from that picture with the stocking cap over most of his face.
Still looks like a big dork, though.
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>>8576474
BY LYRA ALWAYS IS
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>>8576421
>people use too much hand sanitizer
>it wrecks their immune systems

Huehuehue
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>>8576394
>Cloudchaser swallows because she hates getting it in her hair or on her skin

>Flitter can't get enough of your cum, she wants it every way she can get it, all over her, inside of her.
>It totally blows your mind the first time you see her spit out your load into her palm so she can rub it into her pussy
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>>8576491

That was the hottest thing
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>>8576300
>Its just a influenza virus nothing lethal
>>
LOLOLOLOL TIME FOR DILDO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARSNoQuVfw
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>>8576483
well my heacanon of braeburned looking like a big buff sailor is now ruined
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>>8576452

>cutting out a wart

Ew. And dumb.

Do those acid-bandages work for you? I had one on my finger years ago, and after using those for a while, I managed to just... pull it out.

It was a lot more satisfying than it should have been.
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>>8576506
NOT ALWAYS.
SHE WAS AN EARTH PONY IN "CUTIE MARK CHRONICLES".
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>>8576483
I could hardly recognize him.
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>>8576343

>Larson looks like one of the neckbeard bronies who is lost and confused
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>>8576483
I would a braeburned but he wouldn't me :(
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>>8576446
guess I'll just go jump off a bridge now
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>>8576527
>Big buff sailor
With a moustache and a bald head, and lots of tattoos & body hair?
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>>8576530

I had this dick-ass wart on my toe for ages, but I bought some of that freeze-off stuff and was able to rip it off with no pain
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>>8576504
darf I didn't know you were bi

unf
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>>8576483
His face looks disgusting.
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>>8576542
He's just cosplaying as a brony
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>>8576422
With the power of her heart.
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>>8576542
It helps him to blend in.
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Yeah Larson also signed my Luna poster!

JJ did to, he was an interesting talk. He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
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>>8576483

QUAD HOVERHAND
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>>8576554

>darf I didn't know you were bi
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>>8576550
yeah just like that guy in GI joe only buffer
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Darf, have you ever considered writing any non-pony erotica?
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>>8576483
>Braeburn

Lose some weight. You'll look so much better.

Guy on right get some acne med.
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>>8576572
haha, i know right
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>>8576566
Shit forgot pic
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>>8576483
You look really confident, it's making me jelly just looking at you. What are you doing in MLPG during the hiatus, you don't belong here.
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>>8576570
I want a group photo of someone meeting the whole cast/staff and EVERYONE is hover hand
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>>8576527
With a voice like his?
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>>8576574
SHORE LEAVE!
BOOM, YUMMY!
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>>8576483
>that Twily

Soon.
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>>8576574

>that guy in G.I. Joe

his name is SHIPWRECK
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>>8576483
Dammit i could have killed two mlpg for the price of one bomb
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>>8576581
But guy on right is Braeburned...
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This con sounds sweet. A lot of people talking about their craft, a conversation with Ingrem, and nothing too entirely stupid, outside of Mic hosting a panel.
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>>8576591
>MLPG meet up group photo
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>>8576566
>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
Had he heard of us? I don't think he was from /co/, was he?
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>>8576525
nigga fuck you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0KyTCrdGCM
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>>8576566

>asking JJ about MLPG
>caring about a sig from him
>interesting

What the hell is wrong with you?
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>>8576581
yeah that is on the plan to do.
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>>8576572
well I didn't, I don't keep track of contributor orientations

if he's written gayfics I haven't seen them
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>>8576566
>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
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>>8576581
>lose some weight
how could you think this is good advice
how could you think an overweight person would think 'gee i'm comfortable with my body, i'll stay fat'
fuck you

>>8576577
i kind of have, if you count my humanized stuff
but
other than that, no
the organizational system for regular erotica sites is laughably bad compared to fimfic
i couldn't transition over
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>>8576589

Dude, what?

I'm a normal person when I'm not in MLPG.

being confident is easy as hell
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sage for off topic

>friends are putting together an underground racing circuit
Would it be beta of me to wuss out for fear of speeding tickets and or crashing? Also their cars are way fucking faster than mine. I can't beat an '85 Porsche in a Fiesta, no matter how beat to fuck the Porsche is.
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>>8576530
They've never worked, I had a plantar wart that was about 1/4 inch deep that was there for 3.5 years, I got some lidocaine cream and spread it over the area, then wiped with isopropyl and cut it out. It bled all over the place, dripped all over the bathroom floor, and it wouldn't stop so I cauterized it with a soldering iron. This all occurred at about 4 in the morning after spending most of the day drinking, and it didn't really hurt until the next day.
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>>8576595
BODY MASSAGE.
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>>8576566
>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
How did we come up?
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>>8576636

Holy shit that defensiveness.
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>>8576636
try /elit/ on 7chins.
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>>8576562

He looks dirty. Hair is greasy. Fat. Facial hair is unkept.
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>>8576516

I like thinking Cloudchaser spits and Flitter swallows, personally.

But do go on...
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>>8576491
Cloudchaser's clean skin full-body worship and cuddling is a nice juxtaposition to the "wild" personality most folks assign to her.
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>>8576641
Braeburned do you ever wash your face
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>>8576652
PORKCHOP SANDIWCHES
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>>8576643
>Would it be beta of me to wuss out

Nope. The consequences of that are literally innocent people getting murdered, and the idiot competitors killing themself
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>>8576620
8 shots of bacardi 151 when I realized JJ was there.

After asking why everfree hasn't left the building, I took the wrong door or something and followed most the VA's out, it was P cool
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>>8576636
darf are you fat?

Seriously are you?

C-can I hug you?
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>>8576650

Are you an idiot? Because you sound like one.
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>>8576682
IMACOMPUTER
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>>8576680

I'm not braeburned but I wash my face often
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>>8576636
Fat people deserve to be humiliated and reminded of how easily they could fix it at every opportunity, it's the only way to help them.
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>>8576668
It's a convention filed with weird creepy guys wearing cloths about ponies.

It's not really an even where you'd try to look your best.
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>>8576566
>JJ did to,
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I don't think I'd ever go to a ponycon
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>>8576636
Eh I am 225, need to lose some weight, however my jacket and braeburns thin-ness really threw the porportaion off
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>>8576694
i could definitely stand to lose some weight
no, but thanks anyway

>>8576707
just like everyone with problems
the only way to help people improve their lives is to shame them into bettering themselves
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>>8576628

I don't keep track either, but just seeing what they enjoy should be enough

darf would probably fuck most things with a pulse, and maybe some things without
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>>8576636
I'm ~350 lbs and I feel more or less okay about my body. I don't really like the long-term health implications, and I occasionally wish I could get around people in close quarters without needing quite as much space, but other than that it's fine. Don't assume every fatass is horribly insecure about their body.
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>>8576727
>JJ signed it.
>It's now worth 800 brony dollars.
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>>8576734
>no

Aww.

Maybe I can hug MT.
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>>8576707
>easily
Not everyone has the same metabolism.
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>>8576707
>>8576636

>tfw your mother told you today that you look more and more like your father every day now that you've started losing weight.
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>>8576699
It's way better than getting it froze off at the doctors, I had it done a few times and it doesn't work, plus it stings like a motherfucker. Doing minor surgery on yourself is mostly safe if you sanitize everything.
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>>8576669
Sometimes Flitter swallows when she doesn't want to ruin the nice clothes she's wearing.

Sometimes she undoes the top buttons on her blouse and lets it drip into her cleavage before closing up again, giving you a sly wink and a smile as she sashays back to your table in the middle of the restaurant.
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>>8576700
DOES YOUR MOTHER STILL HANGOUT IN DOCKSIDE BARS
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I'd never go to an MLPG meetup because I know the anons that always make fun of fat and acne would be silently judging me
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>>8576727
It was with the purchasing of the poster, he basically signs all his shit for free.

there was a really good FS cosplayer there
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wwould anyone be interested in a movie stream?
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>>8576751

>tfw slow as hell metabolism
>tfw able to weight cycle easily

It is literally as simple as calories in vs. calories out, no matter your metabolism
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>>8576748
Or this jolly fool.
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>>8576668

It's a really good costume.
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>>8576763
SUNSHINE DAYA A TIME FOR DA BUS RIDE
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>>8576276
whynot.jpg
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>>8576707
>tfw when never get fat even though i eat too much
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>>8576751
I used to be fat even by murikkan standards
After a year of diet and daily exercise I lost most of my weight.
It was worth it
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>>8576784
hnnnnngh
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>>8576715
>It's not really an even where you'd try to look your best.

One must always look their best. No matter the occasion.
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>>8576781

What movie?
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>>8576781

Hell yeah
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>>8576779
Hey do you have a picture of a really good AJ cosplay? People in another thread always pointed her out but I always missed it
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>>8576781
what movie?
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>>8576779

nice picture, Broedipus. that might be an attractive girl, but i can't tell.
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>tfw everyone thinks you're fat and you're not
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>>8576779
holy shit i am losing my mind over that carpet. it's like a screensaver from windows 95
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>>8576668
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
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>>8576802
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>>8576707

but different people are different and need different things to motivate them
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>>8576779
>good FS cosplayer
>that
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>>8576808
>>8576817
I was going to stream The Cat Returns

Ghibli film.
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>>8576805
how does it feel knowing that your entire purpose in life is a waste of time, rarity?
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>>8576779

>A good fluttershy

holy shit, I thought they were all hamplanets
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I asked why the hell this guy was selling this cancer, he basically said "Shit sells, why not"
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>>8576781
Always. What's available?
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>>8576828
This is the way all Las Vegas carpets are.
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>>8576548
>She just stands there dumbstruck for a few minutes
>You have to bring her a bag of frozen peas and put it to her mouth
>She looks up at you plainly
>You smile at her
>She smiles back after a substantial delay

>You tussle her hair a little and go sit down again
>She's still standing there like an idiot
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>>8576840
That is a cute movie. I remember Kitty shown that during summer. Good time.
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>>8576779
It would appear that you have Parkinson's.
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>>8576843
Life is one gigantic waste of time. Regardless if you think otherwise.
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>>8576851
Yuck.
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I worry about being judged for being too skinny, I have freakishly thin arms, like you'd see on an 11 year old girl. I want to do a test E cycle but I'm not old enough to do it without fucking up my endocrine system.
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>>8576840
Darn, watched that one too recently to join you I bet your stream will get more than I did.
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>>8576851
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE THE APPARENT EARTHQUAKE?!
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>>8576797
Just wait till you get older
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>>8576857
Maybe Thompson wasn't on acid
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>>8576851
can't see shit capn
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>>8576867
Most of these blurry pics were after about 8 shots of Bacardi 151, I was feeling pretty good.

Here was the VA panel
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>>8576857
I hate the strip, it's shit if you don't like to drink or gamble and it smells like sewage
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>>8576821
>>8576779

>Thinking some stripper in a bikini = "good fluttershy cosplay"
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>>8576814

do you know something? that's the vast majority of hers.
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>>8576840
I'm in
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>>8576908
8 shots? Weak.
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>>8576797
It's not only that for me but I also lose weight extremely easy.

Like 1 kilo per day without any effort, exercise or even diet.
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>>8576908
>drinking at bronycon

Does it help?
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>>8576851

Take 2-3 pics at a time in the future. One is bound to be perfectly in focus.
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>>8576911
I would agree. A good FLuttershy cosplay would wear a cute dress.
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>>8576911

It's a hell of a lot better than a planet in a yellow dress
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>>8576911
>a stripper in a bikini is not the perfect way to describe fluttershy
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>>8576851

Are those feather dusters or furry tails?
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>>8576931
God could only hope...
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Here is Tara when we were just dicking around out side wondering WTF was going on
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>>8576931
It's the only way to have a good time there.
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>>8576908
I wonder what these convention guys are doing to do this. It's not like these are run by established organizations, or are they? I figured it'd be more like a group of brony guys throwing something together, but the task almost seems impossible

>I like My Little Pony, and you like My Little Pony. We own eight hundred chairs, and a really long table. Let's do this
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>>8576850
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>>8576954

One day some brony is going to think that wearing Tara's skin will make him Celestia's favorite student.
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>>8576931
It's edgy anon. All edgy poeple drink it.
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>>8576671

I enjoy thinking that CC is the one who goes to clubs and shows and raves and stuff with her girlfriends; she likes drinking and dancing and loud music and having fun.

Sexually, she's very passionate, and sometimes she IS that wild girl you see every day, but it's kind of surprising how... tender she is most of the time. She puts on soft music, turns down the lights, and whispers your name while she rides you.

Meanwhile Flitter is the girlier one - she likes shopping and going to movies, and romance novels and squeeing over famous hot guys in her magazines, and she's a total freak in the sack, willing to try a lot of different kinks and fetishes, and actually enjoying more than a few.
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>>8576908
>Somewhere in a video of the con, a drunken Dan cosplayer is stumbling around with a camera, blindly snapping pics.
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>>8576859
you really do love torturing people, don't you
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>>8576982

this is bait
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>>8576971
>>I like Money, and you like Money. We can rent out a hall in some hotel. Let's do this
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>>8576976
but that's a dude
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>>8576931
I had to leave after meeting braeburn because there was just no way on some of these things
>>8576948
there were some furryshit there. Not as annoying as the dude infront of me at the checkin who was there for 15 minutes complaining his OC name on his pass was misspelled

Another pic outside after the alarm crap
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>>8576990
Well, it's canon that CC is the outgoing, confident one.

GG is socially awkward and afraid of sexual contact.
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>>8577022
That million dollar smile...
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>>8576979
I'm really surprised nothing like this has happened yet

I guess Nicole got those phone calls but aside from that I can't think of anything, with all the headcases in this fandom it seems like a matter of time before one of them snaps
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>>8576912
Of course people seem to know how to nail AJ but people were pointing out a really good AJ cosplay at this con today. I was wondering if he saw it today
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>>8576971
>>8577007
I've got the brains
You've got the looks
Let's make lots of money.
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>>8577046
>She thinks she is an actual celebrity.
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>>8577007
Are they turning a profit? Seriously, how does a person start a con? Film festivals started as a rented hotel room, or catching something at some rich actors house.

I don't even know where to begin on the idea of a con. How do you get the talent? Who do you talk to? How do you get enough tables for this sort of thing? Do you just tell a person "I'd like to run a con", and then they do all the work?
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>>8576971
Some of these people had kids and shit.

There was some shit I just did not understand what it was suppose to be
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>>8577022

God I love her so much
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>>8577059
>Of course people seem to know how to nail AJ
>how to nail AJ
unf
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>>8577022
I have to wonder.

If you saw one of the VAs or whatever, and just didn't act like they were this high and mighty person you were awestruck by, and just generally were nonchalant with them like any other person, would they take it favorably?

Do they just want to be treated like normal people while they're at cons?
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>>8577022
>Beefing a shot of Andrea
FUCK YOU

She looks so fucking cute there
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>>8577063
>you will never make Andrea Libman feel like a celebrity
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>>8577065
Dude they charge 60$ for a ticket.
They're are hundreds of bronies there

Even after paying the rent, services, VAs and brony famous people there they still end up with a pretty nice profit
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>>8576990
darf pls write more twins
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>>8577097

This ain't darf.
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>>8577082
They would be insulted that you thought you were on the same level as they are.
You peon.
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>>8577022

>tugging her pant leg up a bit

she has embraced it.
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>>8577082
>Do they just want to be treated like normal people while they're at cons?
Isn't that how they're usually treated?

We're not talking about real celebrities here, after all. That said, it might be nice for them to go to something like this and be treated like one.
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>>8577122
Lets play a game of pretend.
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>>8576990

>That Erotic Hypnosis with Flitter

Hello again, boner.
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>>8577122
find him and tell him
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>>8577133
>you will never embrace Andrea Libman's perfect thighs
>Andrea Libman's perfect thighs will never embrace you
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>>8577141

the whatnow?
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>>8577053
>phone calls

What happened with that?
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>>8577053
>I guess Nicole got those phone calls

And the leading theory is that those were anti-brony trolls. There really are people that immature.
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>>8577157
;_;
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>>8577022
She looks like a Mimi from the Drew Cary show.
Holy shit, that is a lot of makeup. Like a clown.
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>>8577082
IDK, I helped one of the VA's guides or some shit find the VA, he was bald I was drunk and help him find them. That's basically what I did with Larson, just talked about how shit was going, and complemented him on the fine job

That's a guy
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>>8577137
I know when I went to Bronycon people were fucking cheering and shit when Tara came walking across the street to head into the con for a panel. Same with Faust.

Was rather surreal.
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>>8577053
>with all the headcases in this fandom it seems like a matter of time before one of them snaps

This is every single fandom ever. Fantasy and Sci-fi cons for the time they've started have to have signs reminding people to wash. And they don't listen.
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>>8577178

>anti-brony trolls

So... us?
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>>8577182
How much were the plushes and shit that people were selling there? Around the same as eBay prices?
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>>8577181
or a mime
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>>8577178
>And the leading theory is that those were anti-brony trolls.
Wouldn't suprise me considering they did that with Faust back last May
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>>8577157
I want to lick off the little beads of sweat running down her thighs and legs
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>>8577211
Lets not go there...
I was just insulting her sunken in, skull like face.
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