Vibrating pony edition.Old horse: >>8567784
>>8573284post urs first and ill post mine after okay? gud deal 8)
>you will never have a cute, pink, lesbian, pony gf
Remebr, No russian
>rarity giving a hummer.jpg
>>8573323Why are you quoting that shitty game
>>8573523ur mom is a shite game
>>8573273This is bait
So where is Ross?
>>8573646this is bait
A few days ago I had a weird dream about building a modern railroad to equestria, after finishing it I was granted an audience with Celestia herself, she is not my #1 choice but you know... I think I finally crossed the line.
You guys...I think pony just ponied pony!What do?!
>>8573684No it's not. We have an art trade.I want to post the picture he requested.
>>8573722Bait them into _______________________________________________________
We're not using this thread are we?
>>8573770I dunno, no one seems to be here
>>8573734It's not a trade if it's with yourself, ross
What is you favorite pone's finishing maneuver?
Can someone tell me that trick to searching the Hyperindex with google again?And why nobody's written a keyword search for it?
Be wary of shitposting.
>>8573792shounen maid kuro-kun
>>8573791Actually, no. It's me.Where are you Ross. I did your request.
>>8573847ross is inside us CC, theres a ross in every single one of us
>>8573792Rarity uses a Diamond Cutter, but flips back over for the pin.
>>8573792Is that tumblr still going?It got old after the third update
I love you, Anon.
>>8573792Sleepy's Pillow Drop!
>>8573887Welp alright then. Guess I'll just sit on this until he shows back up.His request was :> Sweetie Belle tense as a scummy man with Hollywood looks tries to flatter her (humanized)
>>8573956T-those are chocolate turtles!
>>8573792i can't think up a name for "tear your head off with your giant cursed metal arms"
>>8573959Hey lookA hoe with a pitchfork!
Which pony would take you out on a date simply because it was your birthday?
>>8573859She wouldn't look at me in the first place
>>8573999I fucking love you
>>8574016Possibly Fluttershy, although I am pretty sure Twilight is the most lewd of them.
>>8573972>>8573956>>8573926>Chocolate PineconesI wonder... if you had some kind of rice-crispies kind of filling mixed with caramel or nutella or something around like... a macadamia nut and coated it in chocolate...
>>8573999that joke wouldve been much better if it was rrity
>>8574016duh. probably toss you a pity fuck, too.
Is it time?
i am confusit says darf has 32 storiesbut i can only see 3i have to make a fimfiction account dont i
>>8574016Rarity because she felt bad for me
>>8574047And I bet there's a pinecone cooking mold somewhere out there.
>>8574052No it wouldn't work as well using a agricultural tool a a metaphor for RarityThough she is one known to be plowed!
>>8574064what would a fishing trip with dash be like
>>8574086yesor get a direct link to a story
>>8574098I'm sorry anon I'm not seeing Flutterdash there. Only a very low tier pairing.
Whatever happened to sage pony?
>>8574086>wanting to read fanfictionyou are what's wrong with this fandom
>>8574079the horn is an erogenous zone
is /go not working for anyone else
>>8574118She'd make a lot of noise and scare the fish away, get frustrated after not catching anything within 20 minutes, and drink all the beer and throw the cans in the water
>>8574118Probably quite a bit similar to a trapping trip
>>8574118She sonic rainbooms the lake and destroys the entire ecosystem.Every fish is flopping around, doomed to die and rot there as RD flies off back to camp with a single bass.
>>8574157wait never mind it's fine now sorry
>>8574142Probably the same thing that happened to my plane ponies...
>>8574164it's not really that much workand if you followed me it would make me feel better
>>8574064But Dashie You are the Bai
Why is she physics-breaking?
>>8574133if you insist
>>8574166>trapping trip>travel to a faraway place>all day at a spa to clean up and remove body hair from various places>wear skimpy clothing>grind your ass on strangers in the club
>>8574047>>8574102>macadamia>not an almondThis probably isn't exactly what you mean, but I thought it was relevant...http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Chocolate-Almond-Pinecones
>>8574181Do plane ponies have landing strips?
ill take a request
>>8574133but fluttershy and dash are the two absolute worst poniesputting them together doesn't make them any betterjust like putting shit on shit doesn't make it any less shit
>>8574229Rarity and Sweetie hugging.
>>8574200this is bait-Dash
>>8574229draw a pony
>>8574221Not sure if I get it or not.
>>8574229bonbon asking you not to stare at her butt
>>8574136>she uses them to sort library books while she reads
Anyone have the 'incoming hiatus' image?
>>8574200I never really noticed how chubby she looks in this scene. Did they do that on purpose?
>>8574229Twilight being embargoes when Rarity is telling her that she's beautiful with the wings.
>>8574229This post is bait.
>>8574229Lyra hanging off of an annoyed yet blushing Bonbon
>>8574229Stream.Still requesting chickenbutt and harshwhinny and Cadence crystal kingdom drunken bender.
>>8574255I think you get it...
>>8574200Pinky Pie is a new breed of earth pony who can break the very fabric of reality.
>>8574207>Dash dresses up as a colt>Hits on you>Takes you home and fucks you with a blue feeldoe
>>8574229Draw Bon-bon being entranced by anon's feet while Lyra plays with his hands.
>>8574229Mewball, more of this: >>8574136
>>8574270Yay!Now Applejack making a tasty tart in the shape of a heart!
>>8574299>>8574278i also approve of both of these requests
>>8574283This. Another art stream is overdue. The last one i remember was still watched by Tess
>>8574229remove trip or remove yourself
>>8574270Who made this?
>>8574229Twilycorn discovering to her dismay that none of her old clothes fit anymore.
>>8568943>Sweetie Belle tense as a scummy man with Hollywood looks tries to flatter her (humanized)Alright Ross isn't around now or whatever, and he probably won't bother drawing anything in return anyway so I'm posting this crap.Scared Sweetie human pone. Hope you guys like it.
>>8574304Is more like magic in the ponyverse, maybe she is a descendant of another alicorn.
>>8574337>Do you like mimes?
>>8574337>do you like mimes?
>>8574337Is that supposed to be ross?
>>8574337>do you like mimes?over the line.
>>8574016Pinkie for sure, Rarity probably.Who knows, maybe they'll BOTH go out with you, at the same time. Triple date.And then it ends in birthday blowjobs
>>8574337That's pretty great.
>>8574324>>8574283i can't because shitbox computer
Which pony would take you out on a date and pressure you into sex?
>>8574142That's not how sage works
>>8574427Draw yourself a super cool computer.
>>8574312Hey Darf, read through your new Bonbon/Lyra fic the other night and loved it.Just though I'd point out a couple of typos; you've got a "BIg steel" in chapter 3, and chapter 4 you refer to Lyra as "whinny" when I think you meant "whiny" (unintentional horse pun?).
>>8574383I'm serious. Is it mew?
>>8574432is there really any question about it?
>>8574457thanks, i'll go get to thoseglad you liked it>>8574432>>8574473second
>>8574432FluttershyShe'd guilt you into it
>>8574469It was actually mewtwo
>>8574432LunaGirl ain't had no dick in 1000 years. She's desperate for a lay.
>>8574432Gilda, but she wouldn't call it a date. She'd just invite you to hang out.After a few beers, she'd spring the fact that even though she's totally lesbro, she's always wondered what it's like to go down on a guy.
>>8574337>do you like mimes?pfft haha
>>8574510Do you think she ever fashioned a dildo from moon rocks?
>>8574444>"You're a VIRGIN?!">She starts laughing, even though she's not surprised at all.>"Fine - if I gotta break you in..."
>>8574432Rarity would take you out on a date and would go go full control freak over you, losing it whenever you start casually chatting to other girls while at the bar together and ordering your meals for you and generally dictating every action you make.Then later she'd cry and confess that she's really nervous and is worried that she's messing up.Then sex.
>>8574432>tfw not even in equestria you can get a gf
>>8574502so unfthat feel when cosmo will never finish that lyra story
>>8574511>lesbro>implying Gilda doesn't swing both ways depending on her moodwhen she wants some romance, she's all tongue-and-groove. when she wants some physicality, she's all studs.
>tfw you see an idea drawn that is absolutely brilliant and then you hate yourself for not thinking it yourself. so simple and so clever.
>>8574536Well obviously it would be even more ridiculous.I mean, why would a pony want to have a human for a mate?
>>8574511>Gilda>Broaching the subject>not>"Hey, Anon - you ever had your dick sucked before?"
>>8574530>sealed within the moonNo. I don't think she did.
>>8574390Uuuuuuh. Maybe?Yes.>>8574394Sorry about it being pretty terrible. I'm awful at drawing people.
>>8574562I don't think I want a sharp beak anywhere near my jewels.
>>8574590>"It ain't about what YOU want. Drop 'em. Now."
which pony fucks her pet?
>>8574530I'm sure she hasBut that's no substitute>She tells you to take it slow>"Just hold me, please"
>>8574530All across the moon are piles of diamonds from when she accidentally crushed her rock dildos in the throes of her orgasms
>>8574613Fluttershy.Is there even a debate here?
>>8574590it's okay, she wouldn't ask. she's just start doing it. if you tried to stop her, she'd just force you down. "oh, suck it up, you pussy", she'd say.
>>8574559Just do your own version. Every idea out there has already been done, hell that idea which you saw was probably a copy of another image anyway.
>>8574629She'd probably be disappointed you didn't hold up to her imaginations expectations.
>>8574492Ask me again when you're sober
>>8574635does somebody have that cycle of "I really like the way she draws PORN" with ross off in the corner?
oh yeah, i've been meaning to ask this for the last daybut is anyone here still in contact with taw?i was wondering if he'd read my new story
>>8574613It's obviously Fluttershy
>>8574492She'd be ecstatic the next day, not getting over how you ravished her.In reality, you were just trying to get it over and done with because she was making things awkward trying to be sexy
>>8574573>Sorry about it being pretty terrible. I'm awful at drawing people.>tfw drawfag way better than you puts themselves downIt's like when some skinny chick says she's 'so fat'.
>>8574655I might find him in IRC, though I haven't been in there myself for a while.
>>8574510>when you're settled in the movie theater you took her to you feel something shifting in your pants>her horn's glow is faint, but you can feel her magically stroking you to erection>she sits calmly and watches the movie the entire time
Why are they so perfect together?
>>8574684oohcan i steal this for luna fic
>>8574337Why would you let Ross talking to Sweetie Belle like that?
>>8574510What a coincidence because I haven't had a lay ever
>>8574684>she just keeps stroking and watching the movie>when the credits roll you've been cumming for an hour and a half straight
>>8574612>"You better tell me when you're close.">"Seriously; you cum in my hair and you're dead">"...You can pull my hair while I'm doing this though"
Hey I just wanna get a quick check, did anything exceedingly dumb/funny/interesting happen at whatever Con has been going on the last few days?
>>8574613 lol who fucks a bunny
>>8574707To be honest, I was going to have her take you up to the bedroom and reveal that she had a nest of writhing tentacles sliding out of her marecunt under her control
>>8574707stop asking and start writing, darf. Aloof or just coy?
>>8574707well what do you knowa fanfic writer who can't come up with his own ideas
>>8574707it's not stealing if you askdo it
What are you doing here?
>>8574684casual sex is the best type of sex. she just does it naturally, because she feels good making you feel good.
>>8574707GO DARFGO WRITE
>>8574337> Ross Irving> The Mime Begins
>>8574742ohwell that's no goodall yours then>>8574746i just wanted to put it in that luna fic idea i already hadit was too good a bit to not use>>8574757zing
>>8574740Yeah, it's clearly Applejack.Seriously, chicks+big dogs is fucking hot.
>>8574737>all that spunk is caught in a magical orb held tight to your glans>as the credits roll she casually unbuttons your pants and floats it over to her lips>looking you right in the eye she kisses it, slowly drinking every last drop
>>8574769what a qt
>>8574634Now I can't stop cringing at the thought of her pointy-tipped bird tongue trying to tease the urethra opening
>>8574769haharadthanks mewyou draw me too much stuffi can owe you a request in the future, if you want>>8574788unf
>>8574769>Keep staring at butt>Prepare anus
>>8574766Oh god, that's at that one school here in LA, right? because that guy kind of looks like a guy I play MTG with, who I know owns at least one MLP shirt. He's not normally a fag about it, but...
>>8574766About to go hit the hay
>>8574769i thought there were three candies on her butt
>>8574824>Anus was prepared>But your balls weren't>RIP in peace Anon's balls they never saw that hoof coming
>>8574813you usually have pretty nice ideas
>>8574843there arebutit's still goodalso if she had said butt instead of ass that would have been cool
>>8574255>Jessy will never draw J-20 or J-31 poneJ-10A pone would be nice, too.
>>8574789>Luna will never savor you like a fine wine
>>8574707Steal it anyways.It's an Anon idea. They have no copyright claim.
>>8574674Well I don't think I'm putting myself.More like just noticing what I'm weak at.>>8574729>>8574780You let this happen, MLPG.
>>8574856>>8573805I always usesite:arch.413chan.net keywordsmyself.I can't seem to get your determinism sucks one working. You sure that's right?
>>8574887>tfw there will never be a stuka pone
>>8574769>not fluttershy asking you to stare at her butt
>>8574788but winona's a girl doggy
>>8574916IT COULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT
>>8574789>>8574737>>8574684>Luna is beginning to get serious about you>She wants you till you die>Whenever she goes away from home on official business she jerks you off from a thousand miles away>It feels exactly the same as fucking her>She does it every 3 hours>She figures you can't cheat on her if you're constantly drained>You have to tell your friends you've got cramps
>>8574912>Luna will never fashion magical pills that enhance your productivity and reduce your refractory period until it's almost nil>You will never get to the point where each time you finish in her, her belly has a pleasant curve to it and sloshes with the amount you've emptied into her
>>8574945Where is your butt fluttershy? Where is it?
>>8574860ManI didn't like your characterization of Bon-Bon in that ficToo simple minded
I like how Mewball draws ponies
>>8574953>>8574960you guys always go into weird places with this stuffit's kind of cool
>>8574945>Not Blueblood slipping you bits to call him pretty
>>8574979How is light cum inflation weird.That's like saying creampies are weird.
>>8574916it's so real life accurate
>>8574974mew too>>8574970that was my favorite thing about itsowe'll agree to disagree, i guess>>8574992the jump is from that exists in real life to another that would never really exist and involves magical body morphology
>>8574953why can't she just threaten me with death if i ever sleep with another girl, like a normal human being?
>>8574945oh god, a bee must have stung poor Fluttershy on the face!
>>8575029Because.She's a benevolent Princess.
>>8574994I couldn't find that picture of him so I just had to draw it from memory and hope people would get the joke.
Twilight Commander...... Does this drone... have a soul?
>>8575029She finds this arrangement to be much better for all parties involvedAnd she'll kill the girl you cheat with anyway
>>8575038ross is always joke
>>8575054How would she know?Ponies don't have souls
>>8574953Can't we just cuddle?
>>8574953she could at least let me know so i don't mess up my pants
>>8574969You just gotta turn her around anon.
>>8574860Lust gives the imagination wings
>>8575060but if i'm constantly drained, how can she expect me to adequately satisfy her? i'm going to be sore and oversensitive and i won't cum more than a few dribbles.
>>8575054>tfw you follow the Ask Merriweather blog>tfw all that Changeling headcanon>tfw it kinda rubs you the wrong wayTL;DR Changelings have no souls, no positive emotions, they're just a ravenous swarm that obeys the will of the Hive and strives only to find its next meal
>>8574927determinism was my first google result.site:<website> <keywords>some great google tips: http://lifehacker.com/5739284/the-best-ways-to-tweak-your-search-when-google-doesnt-give-you-what-you-want
>>8575102I'd turn her around
>>8575139I like the idea of butts exposed to the public.
>>8575173For public use, or just happening to be walking about?
>>8575173I like the idea of ponies that get off on their butts being exposed publicly
>>8575100She keeps it in a magical bubbleOn more than a few occasions you've found it gone before you can go to the toilet and dispose of it>>8575130This is only while she's awayYou're used to the frequency nowShe demands it in personDays when you're out with friends have frenzied evenings with her
>>8575185In general, really.I do have a soft spot for public use, however.
>>8574953>She comes back>"Hello, Anonymous! I have returned!">You give her a blank stare>She just smirks and tries to do her little magic trick on you>Nothing happens>"This is what happens when you jerk me off every 3 hours every single day for weeks at a time, Luna">She just stares back, baffled>"That's right, you've stimulated me so much I've actually become immune to sexual stimulation.">She tries again, but it's in vain as your pecker can't even bring itself to stand>"I don't even have a single good pair of pants left, they're all coated in my sperm. Ruined forever."
>>8575173>>8575193But....ponies always have their butts in public
>>8575193I like the idea of ponies getting off
Oh dear, is it flutterbutt time?
>>8574928Skyraider pone was fine.
>>8575130>Luna strokes your drained and sore cock>she haughtily scolds you for the impudence to remain flaccid at her regal and experienced touch
>>8575210Shouldn't she have a concussion or something after that?Pinkie needs a hospital, not a hot beef injection
It's time for your therapy session.Now, tell me what you see.
>>8574953>no magic edging, Luna keeping you at the very brink of cumming for hours at a time, making you writhe and squirm as you feel the pressure building to unbearable levels, waiting until you get home so she can finally take you over the edge in her mouth, getting every drop of your built up seed
>>8575228Now pinkie feeding fluttershy some cake!
>>8575218I like ponies
>>8575218I'm going to one way or the other, so I think its really great when they do too
>>8575228Huzzah, heart tarts!
Would you perform Scaphism on ponies?
>>8574856>>8574927>>8575151I can't get any of those to work.I don't remember it being this hard to google search the archive in the past. What changed?
>>8575228Ponies is ponytails is cute.
If you found yourself in Equestria, would you go about clothed?
>You can stare at my butt, if you really want to...
>>8575228The idea of Applejack acting so.....domestic is really doing something for me here
>>8575291yesit's probably cold sometimes
>>8575291Hell no.That would be awkward for the ponies.
>>8575284>I can't get any of those to work.what are you looking for / trying to look for?
>>8575254>You go into a coma once she finishes you>She cuddles you the entire time you're out>"You're all mine~"
>>8575291Obviously, yes. I would be constantly freezing and everyponi would see my peepee if I didn't.
>>8575291>ponies never quite seem to understand.>as you rush to get dressed when called outside they just push you out half naked anyway.
>>8575291Yes. Except when attending events where the ponies usually dress up, then I would go naked.
>>8575281no, that's meanI'd let a pony put me in a dick-stock and invite all the mares to give me a good salt-licking
>>8575291Have you actually tried going around naked?It's hard. Its always too hot or too cold, bugs always bitting, sun always burning.Hell if I went to Equestria I'd wear more clothes then normal
>>8575301What if she was unclogging the toilet and covered in shit?
>>8575319>except for Rarity who understands the importance of looking good no matter what
>>8575309A greentext from a week or so ago concerning Silver Spoon and Pip. it involves Cross-dressing and SS discovering what her fetishes/kinks are after he spanks her by accident.
>>8575305>that moment when they realize they're all "exposed"
>>8575351I'd tell her to take a showerAnd help her
>>8575345I never wear clothes in the house until wintertime, then it gets too cold. I put towels down on my leather chairs so my ass doesn't stick to them.
>>8575246>"but it huuuurts!""you dare question your princess' skills? very well; on thy knees, cur. thou shalt make amends with thine impertinent tongue!"
>>8575365i appreciate you looking for that, but it's not a big deal
>>8575315>you dream while sleeping it off>she enters your dream and has sex with you there>when you wake up a day later you don't feel refreshed at all>turns out she was riding you in your sleep at the same time you were dreaming it
>>8575383Who said I was doing it for just you?
>>8575291Yep.Always.Man Rarity's gonna bankrupt me. Okay one of the first things I need to do in Eqeustria is become best buddies with Rarity. Maybe offer to model in exchange for clothes.
>>8575357Why was Rarity so disturbed about Spike watching her get dressed in BNE?How did she feel after her friends pressured her into letting Spike watch?
>>8575385why bring that up?
Does it get bigger?
>>8575366It'd be hard to ogle butts and winking mares, because they'd eventually put two and two together when they notice you getting hard
>>8575291since I don't have fur and it still gets cold there, yeahI wouldn't put any thought to what I was wearing at all though, it's not like anyone but Rarity would care
THINK OF A PONY.She gets all sultry for you tonight, hoping to tease you but never really going all the way into sexual.What do?
>>8575411Don't worry, Dash
>>8575408Because if spike was just a FEW years older, she'd be all over him. She knows she can't have him, and she hates giving into the temptation of letting something happen.
>>8575385>Blackjack not wondering about the deep and lasting emotional effects of fighting a human and about how important it is to try to do better>Blackjack not feeling immediately guilty after the sex and brooding for three days about cheating on GloryShit comic.
>>8575416Not to mention the fact that they're all very low to the ground, so their tails would be in the way.
>>8575433>Diamond TiaraSo... the same as she'd usually do?
>>8575411Not when you're here
>>8575433I could never imagine her doing that.
>>8575433Touch myself in front of her and hope she gives me a hand
>>8575452>tfw PH is no fun anymore
>>8575433But that's what she does almost every time.
>>8575365Am I getting warm?http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8364215.html#p8364570
>>8575433Aw man I don't want that at all
>>8575385Is that Rose of Sharon C-FuckI never thought I'd see The only good NV companion with a horse from a fanfiction OF an fanficion
>>8575484Dat face. Who drew that?
>>8575468>PhotonUgly as sin.
>>8575492the funny part is Blackjack is basically Cass with more angst
>>8575344But that would leave one mare out who would have to ensure your prostate remained working at stimulated for the othersYour insides would feel unbearably heavy from the build-up of her saliva, and all that squelching spit being stirred around by her tongue would be like nails on a chalkboard
>>8575492Veronica was hereeat shit
>>8575468is Ace Combat like pornography for plane ponies? do they fantasize about being flown by Blaze, Cypher, and Mobius 1?
>>8575464I bet Pinkie would make fun of me like your jerks.....
>>8575488>teen Dashs first time encountering a similarly young stallions penis>she's fascinated, somewhat disgusted, and as she watches it grow and stretch in front of her she can feel her own arousal growing as well>it only takes minor teasing to turn the situation from watching to touching
>>8575509Fine. I won't do requests.
>>8574949Whoever asked for it, I wrote one more post of it.So... yeah. If you're still here, enjoy, I guess?
>>8575492>Rose>GoodShe sucksmid tier at mostBoone and Raul are Elder God TierGannon is High TierRose and Veronica are mid tierED-E is broest of bros tier
>>8575454Being a growing colt must suck, because everyone in class can clearly see your throbbing hard-on. But it probably happens so often it's just something they accept.
>>8575538You'd probably cop out and never finish my requests anyway.
TOP 20 GUIS
>>8575480Those dead links lead into the thread before it.>>8575365Was this it?http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.html#8363584
>>8575530They only fantasize about Razgriz
>>8575392>She put Viagra in your IV line>She's given you a priapism that's lasted a week>After a few years of having her edge you for a week and give you a coma inducing orgasm followed by a week long erection you've got a cock almost as thick as a 1L bottle>Even if you could leave her you'd never be able to fuck a normal mare>You're stuck with Luna's addiction
>>8575547Depends if they are good requests.
>>8575528>Liking Felicia Day white knight pandering bullshitI thought I was the only one!Also I forgot about her
>>8575546>they all know who's biggest and who's smallest
>>8575549Meh, we were #3 before.
>>8575573>a cock almost as thick as a 1L bottlewhy yes hello boner how are you
MLPGI'm an easy going, rather lazy home body that likes to relax and do easy things like play video games and watch TVBut my favorite pony is a wild, bouncing of the walls energizer pony that loves to do all sorts of things. Things that involving standing.How can we ever make this work?
>>8575593Dude I had a dream where I got so horny is was like thatit was hot as hell
>>8575552>http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.html#8363584Bingo!How in the hell did you do that?
>>8575518http://arch.413chan.net/mlp8359630.htmlit's like two posts at the bottom of this thread, apparently
>>8575573>priapismthat can give you gangrene, that's not good
Corwin has made a thread on the sub for the rat girl: http://mlpg.co/art/res/1108.htmlSo you guys can indulge in your rodent fetish over there if you want.
>>8575633Me or her?
>>8575536i like this>>8575586>>8575546this is also rad
>>8575617If you vacuum pump you can get an obscenely large erection, but it's temporary
>>8575549>Insert Wittyness Here>Long Distance KISSING and more!>PeStEr aWaY MoThEr fUcKeRswhat
>>8573847Right here. Still working on the modern Sweetie Belle design with newer clothes and show accurate hair. It's more difficult than I thought it would be, it's gonna take some time.
God damn MLPG you're the 14th biggest website in the entire internet! Congratufreakalations! What're you gonna do now?
>>8575468Jesus fuck, never expected that.
>>8575536>"So weird; the tip's flaring up, but it's still all squishy">"Ugh, it's leaking sticky junk!"
>>8575619here's what i googled:site:arch.413chan.net "silver spoon" pip spankingit's a good thing someone summed up what you were looking for!
>>8575650I heard that stuff can damage your shit
>>8575650Vacuums also make mare bits obscenely large as well. Vacuums are a miracle of the universe.
>>8575633http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl-KiS-6aHQLobotomyLobotomyThe best thing you can haveYou'll never be depressed againYou'll never be sad
>>8575626http://www.auanet.org/eforms/elearning/pathology/penis-defects/priapism-strangulation.cfm>putting a nut on your cock>2011
>>8575603I liked it actually.In fact, I just might read it again...
>>8575636NO ONE LIKES RATS, CORWIN. THEY'RE GROSS. SHE SHOULD BE KILLED IN A TRAP.
>>8575657As appealing as having a soft little lump of a pony would be, I couldn't do that to her
>>8575644You.You lazy bum.
>>8575660The 14th most active website when it comes to Goggles.
>>8574237bleh. I still haven't figured out a good way to have pones hug other than the way they do in the show. Maybe i should just do that next time.
>>8575660Take on the world.
>>8575679And if they're candy pony marecunts spending a long time balls deep in one will get your cock permanently fatter and longer~
>>8575666>the dare is made that she wouldn't lick the end of it>Dash of course, takes it in her mouth, and further
>>8575700>sweetie belle's been drinkin'
>>8575686>epik horsefugin meem :DDDNo
>>8575674High vacuum canLow vacuum almost certainly wontTime is the most important factor for gains, not pressure
>>8575700why is rarity a dinosaurjust kidding
>>8575688>As appealing as having a soft little lump of a pony would beTH IS IS NOT APPEALING, ANON.PLEASE STOP.
>>8575699Surely Goggles is slightly biased?She used to post here.
>>8575703>xanaxNo way dude, that shit is for fluttershy's anxiety attacks only
>>8575685Say that to my rat fucker not online see what happens
>>8575210>soft spot for public useWilling or forced?
>>8575703Don't you people have any pony advice that doesn't involve drugs or surgery?
>>8575681>His face when deciding to put a tiny nut on his dick
>venus 2000>it's a vacuum pump and a dick milking machine in oneI think I might have to buy this
>>8575741Keep her on a leash?
Uh, why is it dripping?
>>8575741The answer to everything in life is drugs and surgery
>>8575739At first one, but becomes the other as it goes on
>>8575670Weird.How many non MLPG threads did you have to dig through?I kept getting /mlp/ archive threads from whoever it is that does it for the piss.
>>8575619Googled"site:arch.413chan.net pip silver spoon spank"found the thread the other guy posted with some "dead" links talking about it.Used the /mlp/ archive's ability to jump straight to a thread containing a post, since they sometimes catch deleted postst that our archives don'thttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/post/postnumbergoeshereThe stuff you wanted was there, so I went and got the url from our archive and linked you.
>>8575688>Not just getting FluttershyShe's a lump of cuddlesAnd she's busy so she's not suffocating
CC where are you
>>8575760And end up like Marmaduke's owner?No thank you
>>8575741Maybe you could work out with her and then have sweaty sex afterwards
>>8575761it means you're cutearen't you gonna clean it off?
>>8575766That could be interpreted in one of 2 ways and they're both ultimately sinister.
>>8575761Because you haven't washed down there in a while, Dash
>>8575761Because the plumbing kinda sucks here.
>>8575536just imagine being in her position, seeing a stallion--truly seeing him--up close for the first time. feeling a pit growing in your stomach, nervous but curious. your breath coming faster and shallower, keeping you just slightly out of breath, your knees growing weak and your entire body tingling, like you're standing on knife edges. both of your bodies trembling as they came into contact with each other's, somehow both awkward and sensuous at the same time. just imagine him climbing on top of you, trying to keep his weight off of you, worried that he'll hurt you. fumbling around at your entrance for entirely too long in your opinion, then finally penetrating you for the first time, slowly, not really knowing what he's doing. he'd probably freak out when you started making all those little motions and noises in pleasure, feeling how weak you're getting at the knees. "sorry", he'd whisper into your ear. "don't be", you'd whisper back. and slowly but surely, he'd find the rhythm of your body and his, and he'd let his weight down onto your body, and you'd feel that wonderful tingling deep down inside you.
>>8575777hmShave her mane off?
>>8575736I'm sorry. Ratcatchers are the bane of this general. Enjoy your disease and fleas and bites and scratches and filthy neckbeardette stench.
>>8575761PyguemAnd you're hot
>>8575761Because you didn't turn the handle all the way, you dumb horse.
>>8575766>Willing at first, but eventually wants out.>Safe word is ignored.
>>8575814>tfw pygeum didn't do anything for your precum production
>>8575808What good will that do?
>>8575829Dammit! Don't say that!Now I need to change my pants!
>"Zuh?"darf pls.Also it was kinda boring but it seemed like it was probably fun to write.
>>8575820>ignoring the safe worddudefuck you
>Check Tex's tumblr every day. No updates>Check Protoman's youtube account to see if X has delivered. >Has notThere are no more heroes left in men.
>>8575761Why it would be dri- OH NO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVEMY SOUP IS NOW RUINED
>>8575820But. That is wrong.
>>8575769try googling it yourself. did you put a space between site: and the url? drop this, or other guy's into google to see for yourselfsite:arch.413chan.net "silver spoon" pip spanking>>8575772good sleuthing, other guy
>>8575777YOU WERE A DOG ONCE
>>8575836It'd be funny
>>8575812newt-girl is infinitely better.
>>8575845How else would it go from willing to unwilling?
>>8575660>God damn MLPG you're the 14th biggest website in the entire internet! Congratufreakalations! What're you gonna do now?Source? What?
>>8575848>I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVEEnjoy your housefire and dead wife. And zombies
>>8575228Why does everything you draw literally have the same face?
>>8575859don't careyou don't ignore the safe wordnot cool
>>8575858>>8575812PLEASE GO AND ARGUE ABOUT IT HERE: >>8575636
>>8575857No it wouldntIt would just makes things worse cause no she has no cute fluffy mane to hug in
>>8575860He is incorrect. It is the 14th most active user of the "goggles" thing.
>>8575861Don't worry, we can always call Pank to help us.
>>8575660I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!
>>8575876>not cooldeaf is into rape. welcome to the general, new person darf
>>8575864Ponies all have literally the same face.
>>8575851>>8575769>>8575670>>8575772Moments like this make me wish someone would/could write a search utility for the hyperindex.
>>8575814>>8575833I'm on my 4th day, when do the effects really start kicking in?
>>8575886But you could use her mane trimmings to line a coatthen it'd always be like being hugged by pinkie, even when you're too lazy to get up
>>8575891What in the flying hell is Goggles?
>>8575886It'll grow back. In the mean time, you can rub and kiss and lick her stubbly smooth bald head.
>>8575833>Made a lot of precum to begin with>Take pyguem>.25 grams of 13% concentrate>~4 more than the holy grail thing says>Pre actually drips off my cockFeels pretty good
>>8575897Thats a damn lieI have a terminal case of the frowny sad and she wont even send me a card
>>8575902Doesn't mean art should.
>>8575908Orgasm strength jumped for me like a week and a half in
>>8575876There was this thread on /hc/ about BDSM and they were sharing stories.Most of them were cool guys but jesus christ the BDSM community is fucked up especially when it comes to switches.Also yeah there was this guy there that said that he ignored the safe word since it broke immersion. All of them there said he was a dick.
>>8575562Razgriz ain't shit, man. Mobius 1 could take down the whole damn squadron. They might be the ghosts of the demon, but he's a true hero.
>>8575876I'm not saying I'd ignore the safe word, I'm with you on that.
>>8575869That's a jet you idiot.
>>8575920Where in the flying hell have you been for the last few days?http://goggles.sneakygcr.net/
HEYGET BACK TO TWERK
>>8575938What dosage were you on? I'm doing 2 pygeum, 1 of everything else.
>>8575713>she pulls back, drawing a long, sticky strand from the flared tip>scoops it off her tongue and absent-mindedly plays with it, making stringy web strands between her hooves>"Kinda bitter, but... not all that bad"
>>8575939>dick.More like rapist.
>>8575939>Most of them were cool guys but jesus christ the BDSM community is fucked up especially when it comes to switches.Ya think?
>>8575908A week or more, things like that take a while to start working. Tongkat ali, catuaba, and muira puama are good ones too. Hydration is important, makes sure you're drinking a lot of water.
>>8575901rape is rapei'm well aware of double d's sexual proclivitiesbut ignoring a safe word is a super shitty thingif you're going to go the trouble of establishing one, we can assume you're not a terrible human beingbut ignoring it is like, the biggest breach of trust you could possibly manage in that scenario>>8575939it's like playing make believe in real life because regular sex is boringit's radbutsafewords are serious businessi'd break up with someone over that shit
>>8575963BUT I DON'T HAVE A JERB
>>8575957I don't care
>>8575939>Also yeah there was this guy there that said that he ignored the safe word since it broke immersion.More like rapist and possible serial killer.
>>8575820>>8575876Not cool. You don't ignore the safeword.
>>8575927Please don't be frowny sad, here, I'll deploy a bit of happy pank only for you!>>8575963#TwerkForEquestria
>>857589914th is not good enough you good damn pony now drop and give me 50
>>85759762 pygeum, 3 lecithin, zinc from one multivitamin what are you doing besides the pygeum?
what is each of the main 6's favorite kind of pizza?
next pony postedlove, cuddle, etc etc
>>8576001Bullshit, if you stopped every time a girl said "stop", you'd never be able to do anything. Women don't like it when you stop every time they say it, you need to test the waters, I keep going until she stops pushing away or starts sounding panicked. Sometimes more.
>>8575988>i'm well aware of double d's sexual proclivitiesat first I didn't know exactly what you were talking about so the image I got in my mind was fucking hilarious
>>8576030Your favorite pony likes their pizza the same way they like dickextra cheese!
>>8576039>I have never had sex ever.
>>8576024L Arginine, 1 per day. I'll switch from 1 lecithin to 3 though since I have 400.
>>8576039>BullshitYou don't know what a safeword is
>>8576039I hope you like jail
>>8576039The whole point of a safeword is that if things go right you don't need to use it. If she's crying banana 3 times a night you're probably in a Portlandia sketch.
>>8576039Girls that are always saying "stop" when they want you to "go" are not the kind of girls you should be involved with. Because they are trouble.
>>8576039Forgot your trip?
>>8576039yeah, but saying 'stop' or pushing away or finding panic isn't a safewordif you're doing bdsm stuff (especially stuff like D/s where you as the dom have full control and responsibility over your subs wellbeing) then you're already entering into an interplay where normal sex and consent are out the window. the safe word is the emergency stop. like, if they fear for their life, or you're doing something where they're uncomfortable they want out but they can't get there because you have them literally tied up.people have systems where you can go in tiers, like yellow for caution, and red for stopbut if you set up a safeword with your partner and then ignore it, you deserve to get kicked to the curb, and probably in the dick as well
>>8576039>Women don't like it when you stop every time they say itThat's not what they'll say in court.
>>8576074>Not buying lecithin granulesIt's much cheaperI have 5 grams daily
>>8576074Good. Let me know if the L-Arginine gives you headaches, because that's what scared me away from taking it.
>rape discussion>penis vitamins discussionThis thread is going places I don't want to read, goodnight.
>>8576077>>8576075>>8576066No doesn't always mean no.
>>8576114Well, the important thing is that you took the time to tell us.
>>8576114>Night>HiatusIt's only the beginning
>>8576114JUST START PONY DISCUSSION THEN FAGGOT
>>8576030Hawaiian. no idea why i think that, but i do.
>Pygeum/Lecithin Holy Grail Discussion
>>8576116>what is a safewrd
>Bondage etiquette>Semen pills>Filthy rat peopleI think you guys might be sex obsessed.
>>8576116Please don't shoot me doesn't always mean don't shoot me.
>>8576116agreed, but 'this is our codeword for stop right this second because i am mortally afraid/feel like crying/am going to black out' does
>>8575799>implying virginal sex could ever be this good or even general sex.[/spoiler[God I wish I was a pone, it would makee things so much easier
>>8576133what makes you say that?
>>8576116But a safeword does, you idiot.
>>8576104>buying granules>not drinking soy sauceIt's an acquired taste.
>>8576122I actually did, but got drowned into the penis discussions, oh well, shouldn't have expected more.
>>8576116>No doesn't always mean no.What
>>8576129>cumslut FlitterThis is by far one of my favorite fetishes.
>>8576129I find it funny that we think of flitter as a bigger fetishist than her sister.
>>8576133Good thing our princess is too
>>8576104It was ten dollars. I didn't mind>>8576106Were you told bad headaches? Nothing yet. I've had some because of work.
>>8576114the penis vitamins thing is kind of funny
>>8576121Actually an interesting thing I've seen is that MLPG has a huge nose dive at the beginning of any hiatus. Don't know why but it's just plummets and then after some time it kinda rises again quality wise
>>8576133WELCOME TO 4CHAN
>>8576147Enjoy your salt.
>>8576030Pinkie Pie - DessertRainbow Dash - Plain CheeseRarity - MargheritaApplejack - Apple Lovers'Fluttershy - Veggie Lovers'Twilight Sparkle - She still calculating which one is objectively the best.
>>8576153It's because she looks more wholesome. And those tend to be the girls who have more kinks.
>>8576154Talkin' 'bout my sisterThat's a paddlin'
>>8576161>These sick deviants get together and watch a show with little horses in it.
>>8576133We dont do things half-cocked Anon.
>>8576163Oh dear. I just realized I haven't had a dessert pizza in probably ten years.I crave one desperately.
>>8576153>>8576151i don'ti think flitter's the puritan and cloudchaser sucks all the dick>>8576159the general is always shittopics you don't enjoy don't make it a terrible place to be, and it will always be just as shitty when you come back later, just maybe in a different way that you don't hate
>>8576040I'm not sure I want to know, but curiosity burns.What was your mental image?
Well I want to post some of the shit I got at the con but I am so damn tired, I think I'll just do it tomorrow
>>8576176Jessy is cute.
>>8576114>>rape discussionMore like legitimate rape discussion. Jesus fuck.
>>8576157I just read that it can give headaches, and since I already have pretty bad ones often, I didn't want more.
>>8576194Which con was this one? Did anything interesting happen?
>>8576185>the general is always shitThat's not an excuse to shit it up more, faggot
>>8576163>Fluttershy>VegetarianShe truly is the most patrician of ponies
>>8576194Please don't leave us...
>>8576185I actually pretty regularly enjoy the general. It's just a few hours during the day when it's literally too bad to stay for.
>>8576209>topics you don't enjoy don't make it a terrible place to be, and it will always be just as shitty when you come back later, just maybe in a different way that you don't hate
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/hand-sanitizer-is-useless-against-the-norovirus-cdc-research/article7379053/Norovirus is spreading. Hand sanitizers don't do anything. Wash your hands. Wash them with soap and do it often. Avoid people with the plague. Prepare your own meals. Touch no one.
>>8576185Well of course Cloudchaser sucks all the dick. Flitter prefers getting her cunt filled.
Maybe you guys should petition the sub to create a /soc/fetish/fit/ board. You could show off your penis vitamin progress and rate each others loads.
>>8576234Sanitatizer isnt a replacement for washing your hands anyway.
Is the sub still not to be mentioned outside of MLPG?I remember the night we first talked about having an alternate in case /mlp/ was created, and the URL was purchased.
>>8576234>norovirus – the infectious scourge that leaves victims expelling fluids from both endsunf
>tfw your trip from another board keeps sticking and you almost post with it>>8576234anyway, it was never supposed to be a hand washing replacement
Why can't the other pony comics hit the comedy nail on the head like this?
>if you stop when your partner tells you to stop, you're a beta faggot
>>8576142>you will never be a filly coming of age and discovering colts>you will never invite that cute boy you've been nursing a crush on for the last few weeks into your room>you will never sit next to him and ask him if he thinks you're pretty>you will never subtly nudge yourself closer and closer to him>you will never be so nervous as he tells you that, yes, he thinks you're quite pretty, that you can hear both of your heartbeats clearly
>>8576262The My Little Fetish guys are a regular of the night threads that don't exist on the weekend. Actually, now that school's started again, they're mostly here on the weekends
>>8576271I remember too.People were still optimistic that it was a joke, then.
>>8576234Its just a influenza virus nothing lethal
I test the waters with a safeword. Sometimes they'll say it and do nothing if you continue, because they want to see how far you'll go. Generally if they start saying it a few times in quick succession or you can hear them getting panicked, that means stop for real.
>>8576287Not everything can be pony dwarf fortress jokes
>>8576234I haven't used alcohol hand sanitizer in 5ever.If I get norovirus, all the better. I'm healthy now, best to get it and develop an immunity to a given strain when it's not gonna kill me.
>>8576287I literally cannot handle this much irony
>>8576301Eh, that's a bit iffy.
lyra is a very bakey pony
>>8576290Have you ever had a girlfriend? They say stop all the time when they actually want you to keep going, it's all in the intonation. If they say stop and actually sound afraid, that means stop.
>>8576262>and rate each others loads.>mfw imagining people critiquing each others semen, based on clarity, viscosity, volume, etc.
>>8576271It recall it was mention in the MLPDnD at one point to get more players in the /q/ board. That is how [lemon] known about this place.
>>8576208Eh a few pics won't hurt.Talked with larson for a bit during the VA panel
>>8576327>not a human poseholy fuck 11/10
>>8576329There are different kind of people in this world, anon.
>>8576330>You'll never be proud in the fact that you have the best load in MLPG
>>8576030>Pinkie Pie: Apple Streusel with extra streusel topping, and icing, and crumbled heath bars, and chocolate syrup, and m&ms, and peanut-butter cups, and ice-cream, and whipped cream... and...>Rainbow Dash: Is not picky about her pies, as long as she doesn't have to pay. She tends to hog the crazy-bread/breadsticks, though.>Rarity: Classical Margherita, on a hand-tossed artisan-bread crust. She swears by a single pizza place in Canterlot and always tries to stop in for a slice when she has to go into the city on business.>Applejack: Buys a cheese pizza with a nice, chewy crust; puts apple-pieces into a pan until they caramelize from the heat, then throws them on it. Swears it's the best thing ever.>Fluttershy: Vegetarian, thin-crust.>Twilight Sparkle: Has written an algorithm for finding out what your ideal pizza at that given moment would be.
>>8576327I feel like you're trying to send me a signal Lyra...
>>8576343rad shirt, namefag
>>8576343holy shitthat double hoverhand
>>8576327I would accept those cookies, even if it were burnt to a crisp.
>>8576185>>8576254I'm with the guys who say that Cloudchaser is better at giving head, but Flitter enjoys it more.
>>8576263>Sanitatizer isnt a replacement for washing your hands anyway.Some people think it is.
>>8576329>Have you ever had a girlfriend?>MLPG
>>8576370I want to fuck Pinkie's pizza creation.
I wonder what MLPG's average score on this is...http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm
>>8576327>Lyra will never burn her lips and tongue for you while giving you a hot tray of cookies
>>8576327>Lyra visits the internet again>finds a thread of people talking about getting baked>she takes it the wrong way>"Hey Anon want to get baked?">screaming bloody murder as she tries to magically stuff you into an oven
>>8576327lyra plsbe my waifu
>>8576397Those people deserve it, then.Darwinism is a wonderful thing.
>>8576327HowHow is she talking?
>>8576405I wonder if there's something like a mouthguard for ponies like what humans have oven mitts for.
>>8576343>double hoverhand>larson looking over his shoulder
>>8576387Yeah he was a bro about it, some of the other VA's were laughing a bit at the idea.I think Megan or Cindy took the picture
>>8576343What con is this? Someone just tell me so I don't have to look at EQD or whatever
>>8576314>If I get norovirus, all the better. I'm healthy now, best to get it and develop an immunity to a given strain when it's not gonna kill me.Norovirus mutates very fast. There will be a new strain next year. So all you're going to do is suffer for a few days or a week. You won't come out any better
>>8576405>You'll never kiss her on the lips after you take the tray>"To make it better~"
>using sanitizer everThe only times I ever use it are when I'm cutting out a wart so I don't give myself blood poisoning. Unless you work in food service or in a hospital, washing your hands is fine.
>>8576373A signal? What could you possibly mean?
>>8576432She could just You knowuse magic
>>8576441LAS PEGASUS, GOD DAMMIT.
Post your favorite scenes from the comic.
>>8576419How many waifu id you have?>>8576405I bet ponies already thought of a way to reduce the heat in some part of the tray.
>>8576422>someone noticed>>8576440not gonna lie i'm super jealous
>>8576441UniconIt's also happening todaySome pretty cool stuff.
>>8576422Ponies, like turtles, can breathe through their anuses
>>8576454THEY AREN'T ALL UNICORNS, ANON.
>>8576441Las Pegasus, Met Braeburn too
>>8576452Even in food service you still have to wash your hands as normal.Its a supplement, not a replacement
>>8576401>http://www.arkancide.com/psychopathy.htm>29>hilary has criminal tendencies Well im not voting for the clintons ever again
>>8576167>>8576153>>8576185>>8576254>>8576394I remember this thing with Flitter started when some Anon decided that the smell of sweat turns her on, and Cloudchaser likes doing it in the shower so you can clean up easier.
>>8576440Glad you took our advice and improvised a jerk shirt.
>>8576401self-reported as 5. +-3 if not self reported, I'd guess.
>>8576287There's like 13 levels of Irony here.The ponies look like that really awful plushy that's 2D for some reason.
>>8576483god he is cuteyou're not bad either
>>8576483Wow, he actually looks LESS dorky than I imagined from that picture with the stocking cap over most of his face.Still looks like a big dork, though.
>>8576474BY LYRA ALWAYS IS
>>8576421>people use too much hand sanitizer>it wrecks their immune systemsHuehuehue
>>8576394>Cloudchaser swallows because she hates getting it in her hair or on her skin>Flitter can't get enough of your cum, she wants it every way she can get it, all over her, inside of her.>It totally blows your mind the first time you see her spit out your load into her palm so she can rub it into her pussy
>>8576491That was the hottest thing
>>8576300>Its just a influenza virus nothing lethal
LOLOLOLOL TIME FOR DILDOhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARSNoQuVfw
>>8576483well my heacanon of braeburned looking like a big buff sailor is now ruined
>>8576452>cutting out a wartEw. And dumb.Do those acid-bandages work for you? I had one on my finger years ago, and after using those for a while, I managed to just... pull it out.It was a lot more satisfying than it should have been.
>>8576506NOT ALWAYS.SHE WAS AN EARTH PONY IN "CUTIE MARK CHRONICLES".
>>8576483I could hardly recognize him.
>>8576343>Larson looks like one of the neckbeard bronies who is lost and confused
>>8576483I would a braeburned but he wouldn't me :(
>>8576446guess I'll just go jump off a bridge now
>>8576527>Big buff sailorWith a moustache and a bald head, and lots of tattoos & body hair?
>>8576530I had this dick-ass wart on my toe for ages, but I bought some of that freeze-off stuff and was able to rip it off with no pain
>>8576504darf I didn't know you were biunf
>>8576483His face looks disgusting.
>>8576542He's just cosplaying as a brony
>>8576422With the power of her heart.
>>8576542It helps him to blend in.
Yeah Larson also signed my Luna poster!JJ did to, he was an interesting talk. He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
>>8576554>darf I didn't know you were bi
>>8576550yeah just like that guy in GI joe only buffer
Darf, have you ever considered writing any non-pony erotica?
>>8576483>BraeburnLose some weight. You'll look so much better.Guy on right get some acne med.
>>8576572haha, i know right
>>8576566Shit forgot pic
>>8576483You look really confident, it's making me jelly just looking at you. What are you doing in MLPG during the hiatus, you don't belong here.
>>8576570I want a group photo of someone meeting the whole cast/staff and EVERYONE is hover hand
>>8576527With a voice like his?
>>8576574SHORE LEAVE!BOOM, YUMMY!
>>8576574>that guy in G.I. Joe his name is SHIPWRECK
>>8576483Dammit i could have killed two mlpg for the price of one bomb
>>8576581But guy on right is Braeburned...
This con sounds sweet. A lot of people talking about their craft, a conversation with Ingrem, and nothing too entirely stupid, outside of Mic hosting a panel.
>>8576591>MLPG meet up group photo
>>8576566>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.Had he heard of us? I don't think he was from /co/, was he?
>>8576525nigga fuck youhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0KyTCrdGCM
>>8576566>asking JJ about MLPG>caring about a sig from him>interestingWhat the hell is wrong with you?
>>8576581yeah that is on the plan to do.
>>8576572well I didn't, I don't keep track of contributor orientationsif he's written gayfics I haven't seen them
>>8576566>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.
>>8576581>lose some weighthow could you think this is good advicehow could you think an overweight person would think 'gee i'm comfortable with my body, i'll stay fat'fuck you>>8576577i kind of have, if you count my humanized stuffbutother than that, nothe organizational system for regular erotica sites is laughably bad compared to fimfici couldn't transition over
>>8576589Dude, what?I'm a normal person when I'm not in MLPG.being confident is easy as hell
sage for off topic>friends are putting together an underground racing circuitWould it be beta of me to wuss out for fear of speeding tickets and or crashing? Also their cars are way fucking faster than mine. I can't beat an '85 Porsche in a Fiesta, no matter how beat to fuck the Porsche is.
>>8576530They've never worked, I had a plantar wart that was about 1/4 inch deep that was there for 3.5 years, I got some lidocaine cream and spread it over the area, then wiped with isopropyl and cut it out. It bled all over the place, dripped all over the bathroom floor, and it wouldn't stop so I cauterized it with a soldering iron. This all occurred at about 4 in the morning after spending most of the day drinking, and it didn't really hurt until the next day.
>>8576566>He didn't seem to care about MLPG much.How did we come up?
>>8576636Holy shit that defensiveness.
>>8576636try /elit/ on 7chins.
>>8576559>>8576562He looks dirty. Hair is greasy. Fat. Facial hair is unkept.
>>8576516I like thinking Cloudchaser spits and Flitter swallows, personally.But do go on...
>>8576491Cloudchaser's clean skin full-body worship and cuddling is a nice juxtaposition to the "wild" personality most folks assign to her.
>>8576641Braeburned do you ever wash your face
>>8576643>Would it be beta of me to wuss outNope. The consequences of that are literally innocent people getting murdered, and the idiot competitors killing themself
>>85766208 shots of bacardi 151 when I realized JJ was there.After asking why everfree hasn't left the building, I took the wrong door or something and followed most the VA's out, it was P cool
>>8576636darf are you fat?Seriously are you?C-can I hug you?
>>8576650Are you an idiot? Because you sound like one.
>>8576680I'm not braeburned but I wash my face often
>>8576636Fat people deserve to be humiliated and reminded of how easily they could fix it at every opportunity, it's the only way to help them.
>>8576668It's a convention filed with weird creepy guys wearing cloths about ponies.It's not really an even where you'd try to look your best.
>>8576566>JJ did to,
I don't think I'd ever go to a ponycon
>>8576636Eh I am 225, need to lose some weight, however my jacket and braeburns thin-ness really threw the porportaion off
>>8576694i could definitely stand to lose some weightno, but thanks anyway>>8576707just like everyone with problemsthe only way to help people improve their lives is to shame them into bettering themselves
>>8576628I don't keep track either, but just seeing what they enjoy should be enoughdarf would probably fuck most things with a pulse, and maybe some things without
>>8576636I'm ~350 lbs and I feel more or less okay about my body. I don't really like the long-term health implications, and I occasionally wish I could get around people in close quarters without needing quite as much space, but other than that it's fine. Don't assume every fatass is horribly insecure about their body.
>>8576727>JJ signed it.>It's now worth 800 brony dollars.
>>8576734>noAww.Maybe I can hug MT.
>>8576707>easilyNot everyone has the same metabolism.
>>8576707>>8576636>tfw your mother told you today that you look more and more like your father every day now that you've started losing weight.
>>8576699It's way better than getting it froze off at the doctors, I had it done a few times and it doesn't work, plus it stings like a motherfucker. Doing minor surgery on yourself is mostly safe if you sanitize everything.
>>8576669Sometimes Flitter swallows when she doesn't want to ruin the nice clothes she's wearing.Sometimes she undoes the top buttons on her blouse and lets it drip into her cleavage before closing up again, giving you a sly wink and a smile as she sashays back to your table in the middle of the restaurant.
>>8576700DOES YOUR MOTHER STILL HANGOUT IN DOCKSIDE BARS
I'd never go to an MLPG meetup because I know the anons that always make fun of fat and acne would be silently judging me
>>8576727It was with the purchasing of the poster, he basically signs all his shit for free.there was a really good FS cosplayer there
wwould anyone be interested in a movie stream?
>>8576751>tfw slow as hell metabolism>tfw able to weight cycle easily It is literally as simple as calories in vs. calories out, no matter your metabolism
>>8576748Or this jolly fool.
>>8576668It's a really good costume.
>>8576763SUNSHINE DAYA A TIME FOR DA BUS RIDE
>>8576707>tfw when never get fat even though i eat too much
>>8576751I used to be fat even by murikkan standardsAfter a year of diet and daily exercise I lost most of my weight.It was worth it
>>8576715>It's not really an even where you'd try to look your best.One must always look their best. No matter the occasion.
>>8576779Hey do you have a picture of a really good AJ cosplay? People in another thread always pointed her out but I always missed it
>>8576779nice picture, Broedipus. that might be an attractive girl, but i can't tell.
>tfw everyone thinks you're fat and you're not
>>8576779holy shit i am losing my mind over that carpet. it's like a screensaver from windows 95
>>8576668His palms are sweatyKnees weak, arms are heavy
>>8576707but different people are different and need different things to motivate them
>>8576779>good FS cosplayer>that
>>8576808>>8576817I was going to stream The Cat ReturnsGhibli film.
>>8576805how does it feel knowing that your entire purpose in life is a waste of time, rarity?
>>8576779>A good fluttershyholy shit, I thought they were all hamplanets
I asked why the hell this guy was selling this cancer, he basically said "Shit sells, why not"
>>8576781Always. What's available?
>>8576828This is the way all Las Vegas carpets are.
>>8576548>She just stands there dumbstruck for a few minutes>You have to bring her a bag of frozen peas and put it to her mouth>She looks up at you plainly >You smile at her>She smiles back after a substantial delay>You tussle her hair a little and go sit down again>She's still standing there like an idiot
>>8576840That is a cute movie. I remember Kitty shown that during summer. Good time.
>>8576779It would appear that you have Parkinson's.
>>8576843Life is one gigantic waste of time. Regardless if you think otherwise.
I worry about being judged for being too skinny, I have freakishly thin arms, like you'd see on an 11 year old girl. I want to do a test E cycle but I'm not old enough to do it without fucking up my endocrine system.
>>8576840Darn, watched that one too recently to join you I bet your stream will get more than I did.
>>8576851HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE THE APPARENT EARTHQUAKE?!
>>8576797Just wait till you get older
>>8576857Maybe Thompson wasn't on acid
>>8576851can't see shit capn
>>8576867Most of these blurry pics were after about 8 shots of Bacardi 151, I was feeling pretty good.Here was the VA panel
>>8576857I hate the strip, it's shit if you don't like to drink or gamble and it smells like sewage
>>8576850>>8576821>>8576779>Thinking some stripper in a bikini = "good fluttershy cosplay"
>>8576814do you know something? that's the vast majority of hers.
>>85769088 shots? Weak.
>>8576797It's not only that for me but I also lose weight extremely easy.Like 1 kilo per day without any effort, exercise or even diet.
>>8576908>drinking at bronyconDoes it help?
>>8576851Take 2-3 pics at a time in the future. One is bound to be perfectly in focus.
>>8576911I would agree. A good FLuttershy cosplay would wear a cute dress.
>>8576911It's a hell of a lot better than a planet in a yellow dress
>>8576911>a stripper in a bikini is not the perfect way to describe fluttershy
>>8576851Are those feather dusters or furry tails?
>>8576931God could only hope...
Here is Tara when we were just dicking around out side wondering WTF was going on
>>8576931It's the only way to have a good time there.
>>8576908I wonder what these convention guys are doing to do this. It's not like these are run by established organizations, or are they? I figured it'd be more like a group of brony guys throwing something together, but the task almost seems impossible>I like My Little Pony, and you like My Little Pony. We own eight hundred chairs, and a really long table. Let's do this
>>8576954One day some brony is going to think that wearing Tara's skin will make him Celestia's favorite student.
>>8576931It's edgy anon. All edgy poeple drink it.
>>8576671I enjoy thinking that CC is the one who goes to clubs and shows and raves and stuff with her girlfriends; she likes drinking and dancing and loud music and having fun.Sexually, she's very passionate, and sometimes she IS that wild girl you see every day, but it's kind of surprising how... tender she is most of the time. She puts on soft music, turns down the lights, and whispers your name while she rides you.Meanwhile Flitter is the girlier one - she likes shopping and going to movies, and romance novels and squeeing over famous hot guys in her magazines, and she's a total freak in the sack, willing to try a lot of different kinks and fetishes, and actually enjoying more than a few.
>>8576908>Somewhere in a video of the con, a drunken Dan cosplayer is stumbling around with a camera, blindly snapping pics.
>>8576859you really do love torturing people, don't you
>>8576982this is bait
>>8576971>>I like Money, and you like Money. We can rent out a hall in some hotel. Let's do this
>>8576976but that's a dude
>>8576931I had to leave after meeting braeburn because there was just no way on some of these things>>8576948there were some furryshit there. Not as annoying as the dude infront of me at the checkin who was there for 15 minutes complaining his OC name on his pass was misspelledAnother pic outside after the alarm crap
>>8576990Well, it's canon that CC is the outgoing, confident one.GG is socially awkward and afraid of sexual contact.
>>8577022That million dollar smile...
>>8576979I'm really surprised nothing like this has happened yetI guess Nicole got those phone calls but aside from that I can't think of anything, with all the headcases in this fandom it seems like a matter of time before one of them snaps
>>8576912Of course people seem to know how to nail AJ but people were pointing out a really good AJ cosplay at this con today. I was wondering if he saw it today
>>8576971>>8577007I've got the brainsYou've got the looksLet's make lots of money.
>>8577046>She thinks she is an actual celebrity.
>>8577007Are they turning a profit? Seriously, how does a person start a con? Film festivals started as a rented hotel room, or catching something at some rich actors house.I don't even know where to begin on the idea of a con. How do you get the talent? Who do you talk to? How do you get enough tables for this sort of thing? Do you just tell a person "I'd like to run a con", and then they do all the work?
>>8576971Some of these people had kids and shit.There was some shit I just did not understand what it was suppose to be
>>8577022God I love her so much
>>8577059>Of course people seem to know how to nail AJ>how to nail AJunf
>>8577022I have to wonder.If you saw one of the VAs or whatever, and just didn't act like they were this high and mighty person you were awestruck by, and just generally were nonchalant with them like any other person, would they take it favorably?Do they just want to be treated like normal people while they're at cons?
>>8577022>Beefing a shot of AndreaFUCK YOUShe looks so fucking cute there
>>8577063>you will never make Andrea Libman feel like a celebrity
>>8577065Dude they charge 60$ for a ticket.They're are hundreds of bronies thereEven after paying the rent, services, VAs and brony famous people there they still end up with a pretty nice profit
>>8576990darf pls write more twins
>>8577097This ain't darf.
>>8577082They would be insulted that you thought you were on the same level as they are.You peon.
>>8577022>tugging her pant leg up a bitshe has embraced it.
>>8577082>Do they just want to be treated like normal people while they're at cons?Isn't that how they're usually treated?We're not talking about real celebrities here, after all. That said, it might be nice for them to go to something like this and be treated like one.
>>8577122Lets play a game of pretend.
>>8576990>That Erotic Hypnosis with FlitterHello again, boner.
>>8577122find him and tell him
>>8577133>you will never embrace Andrea Libman's perfect thighs>Andrea Libman's perfect thighs will never embrace you
>>8577053>phone callsWhat happened with that?
>>8577053>I guess Nicole got those phone callsAnd the leading theory is that those were anti-brony trolls. There really are people that immature.
>>8577022She looks like a Mimi from the Drew Cary show.Holy shit, that is a lot of makeup. Like a clown.
>>8577082IDK, I helped one of the VA's guides or some shit find the VA, he was bald I was drunk and help him find them. That's basically what I did with Larson, just talked about how shit was going, and complemented him on the fine jobThat's a guy
>>8577137I know when I went to Bronycon people were fucking cheering and shit when Tara came walking across the street to head into the con for a panel. Same with Faust.Was rather surreal.
>>8577053>with all the headcases in this fandom it seems like a matter of time before one of them snapsThis is every single fandom ever. Fantasy and Sci-fi cons for the time they've started have to have signs reminding people to wash. And they don't listen.
>>8577178>anti-brony trollsSo... us?
>>8577182How much were the plushes and shit that people were selling there? Around the same as eBay prices?
>>8577181or a mime
>>8577178>And the leading theory is that those were anti-brony trolls.Wouldn't suprise me considering they did that with Faust back last May
>>8577157I want to lick off the little beads of sweat running down her thighs and legs
>>8577211Lets not go there...I was just insulting her sunken in, skull like face.