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I spent the day sorting through and re-reading a few thousand e-mails from 2010, and it was really a blast from the past. What a year it was.
Thanks for an awesome 9 years, and for some great e-mails along the way.

As always, I read all of my e-mail and can be reached with questions/comments/concerns/hate mail/and plain ol' hellos at moot@4chan.org (or on AIM at MOOTCHAT).
tl;dr version of 2010: "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and VIRUSES: The Movie"

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Get ready for another round!

Also, let's post your results, if you want: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4781807/episode-sort.html

dyinghorse.mkv: >>>/mlp/8503400
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Recycle.

New/old thread: >>>/mlp/8508103
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so, what's the good word?
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>>8510007
We're still in this thread >>8508157.
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>>8510007
Please ignore this, just bumped it to save it from doom.
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Pone.
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good question indeed
(at first I though this is actual concept art whem hr posted this on tumblr)
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I miss Snacks Pone
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>>8512563
>>>/2005/

captcha: cryed illmlp
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>>8512581
>hoofbeat

THEY KNEW

THEY KNEW DECADES AGO
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>>8512563
>Coke Pone
>Drone Pone
>Cellpone
>Plane Pone
>Pizza Pone
>Tabasco Pone

What isn't there a pone for yet?
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We are in a different thread you dolts
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>>8512581
Has anyone drawn the MLP version of this yet?
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>>8512610
PONE PONE
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>>8512618
Obviously

>>8512623
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>>8512610
You, Anon~
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>>8512610

You forgot swiffer horse
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>>8512581
>a hoofbeat away

FUCKING BRONY PANDERING
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>>8512623
>duffdifler
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>>8512634

Oh god...

QUAAAID, START THE REACTOR
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>>8512610
ghost pone
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>>8512640
It's easy to forget her.
She is very quiet.
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>>8512610
Elements?
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>>8512610
Can't forget boiler horse
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>>8512665

Is there a scrubbing bubbles horse?
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>>8512651
WEH WEH WEH
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How soft is a pony butt
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what if pony had an allergic reaction to human?
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>>8512666
Well
Not sure if this counts but
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>>8512667

>Stinky pony
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>>8512623
>>8512623
>dumbd retard as always marks wrong thread

I fucking miss times wen oly Leth was in charge
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>>8512674

Pony butt is very plush.
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Is there a penis horse?
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>>8512610
redbull high altitude balloon pone
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>>8512674
very soft
and moist
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Would you watch Delgo if I streamed it?
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floitershoi
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>>8512667
was hot water bottle pony ever drawn?
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>>8512710
Yes
But I didn't save it
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>>8512686
where the fuck is the right thread then? please show us wise anon
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>>8512610
It will never cease to amaze me how many abstract concepts and objects there are poniefied.
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>>8512690
>not knowing braeburned's OC
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>tfw bored so censored redtube front page on goggles
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>>8512697
probably. I would watch anything if someone streamed it.
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>>8512724

And they're all kawaii as fuck~
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>>8512724
Sometimes we get kinda weird when we get bored.
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>>8512753
tabasco is worst sauce

like seriously

what the fuck louisiana
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hey guys
can we still goggles
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I request this with spike and gummy
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>Flutter toots
>Not Pinkie Toots

She's the kind of chick who'd think it's HILARIOUS to fart all the time.
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>>8512775
It's pretty good on eggs
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MLPG DRAWING CHALLENGE! DRAW YOUR FAVORITE PONY OR NON MLP PONY! YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES!
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>>8512685
I think her name is Petunia
Wish there were more greentexts of her and her
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>>8512775
See, your problem is you assume it's a hot sauce and not an ingredient.
It's used to enhance foods flavors.
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>>8512775

cholula > tabasco

better flavors too.
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Why is Applejack such a fucking retard?
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>>8512788
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>>8512778
Rumble certainly looks happy with herself
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>>8512783
Nah, there is only one wizard for making eggs palatable.
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>>8512788
No, I'm tired and terrible at drawing.
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>board-tans
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>>8508112
Dat snacks.
m-ma dick.
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>>8512581

>lyra and bonbon
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>>8512726
It's a boring OC in a striped earth-tone sweater.

I'm talking a pony that's the walking incarnation of penises.
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>>8512817
because apple
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>realize that tumblr uses your account name rather than your blog name when you answer someone privately
Oh fuck
I've been giving myself away to bronies all this time
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>>8512817
She isn't, she actually reads incredibly fast.
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>>8512817
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>>8512833
exactly
he had two
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>>8512778
What's the link again?
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>>8512710
>>8512721
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>>8508112
Saved that picture. Thanks op.
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>>8512788
Its not my best work but its all i can do at 10 mins
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>>8512841
give it away give it away give it away now
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>>8512841
HAHAHA
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>>8512841
Haha!
I did the same thing on Skype.
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>>8512665
She probably doesn't even clean that much

She just likes to swish her tail around all day
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>>8512841
Using tumblr was your first mistake.
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>>8512865
RHCP pls stay
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>>8512681
That's adorable
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>>8512823

>Hey brochacho!
>What's goin' on?
>Que paso?
>You makin' los huevos rancheros, man???

I didn't think anyone saved that.
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>>8512870

She's inadvertently cleaning.
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>>8512875
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>>8512870
She cant help but clean.
Static, man.
Like when Anon walked into the kitchen on a cold winter morning, with wool socks on.
Literally force pulled her off the counter onto his arm. Took a while but he managed to peal her off and keep her away.
He heard a pop and a yelp while drinking coffee later.
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>>8512788
DID I MAEK IT IN TIEM?!
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>>8512898
I save everything~
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>>8512656
>superior ghost pone
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Someone wanted me to make that one picture into Rarity and Celestia so here you go.
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does anyone have the link to the 30 min challage?
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>>8512943
thats a bit terrifying.
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>>8512656
>not transparent
0/10
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>You will never be this well dressed, handsome, reserved or mysterious.
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>>8512956
>rarilestia
should have made that discord
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>>8512956
absolutely disgusting
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>>8512830
Oh god dammit I laughed
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what time does the nerd convention start? is there a mlpg stream?

it will feel just like watching a new episode right??
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>>8512656
Boo
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>>8512972

>You will never have little sisters who are just like real life ponies
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>>8512898

>"Tapatio."
>"Talk to me!"
>"WHERE is my oregano?"
>"...Que?"
>"My Mexican Oregano. I bought a whole bag of it yesterday, and now it's gone."
>"Uhhhhhhhhh..."
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>>8512972
but I really do have his clothes
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>>8512965
Psh.
I just wish we had a inked and colored version of Tap.
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>>8512972
>you will never be a universally-loved contributor's self-insert OC
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>The Hub raped everything when it comes to ratings when the finale aired
>Biggest ratings of all finales and season premieres till now
>higher ratings than Nick, CN, and other cartoon channels
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Best object pone is either clock pone or phone pone
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>>8512972
>implying I'm not
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>>8512833
A plump pony with visible veins, a flared mane, and a habit to occasionally drool?
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>>8512656
I guess Anon didn't notice his solid mistake!
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>>8512987
>but I really do have his clothes

What kind of coat is that? I want one.
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>>8512951
>>8512656
>>8512980
silly anons there is only one true ghost pony
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>>8513005
I disagree but I'm posting this anyway
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>>8513006
Does that cunt have a fucking walking stick?

How is he still breathing?
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>>8513000
>self-insert
uhh
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>>8513006
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>>8513026
that's not a ghost
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>>8513003
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>>8513006

>nerd fashion
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>>8512788
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>>8513003
[citation needed]
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>>8512990
Someone say they needed something inked and colored?
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>>8513047
It is a ghost because the artist is dead
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>>8512986
>"You really need to stop buying those things in bags, bromego..."
>'Oh for the love of, don't tell me you-'

>"I told you he was an idiot!"
>'Not now, Tabasco...'
>"You should see what he did with the Saffron."
>'...I swear to god...'
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>>8513037
>implying he isn't, whether he's modeled on Kenshiro or not
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>>8513006
oh geez i nostalgiad. it reminds me of a friend in middleschool who stole a cane from a store by shoving it in his pants and walking out like an idiot.

it was cool as hell and i was impressed.
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>>8513024
you can buy it at any wal-mart, target, ross
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>>8513067

That's not a pony.
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>>8513006
I feel sorry for the physically disabled
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>>8513003
As is the fate of all who oppose Hasbro
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>>8513061
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/02/21/royalty-reigns-over-key-competitors-as-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-takes-the-top-spot-with-the-special-coronation-episode/170414/
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>>8512780
>Raccoon Hole

That's some Junji Ito shit right there
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlGlvwGEK0

GAME OF THE YEAR 2013
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>>8513060
>02/21/13(Thu)23:02 No.8512788
>02/21/13(Thu)23:13 No.8513060

TOO SLOW
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>>8513067

I like this.
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>>8513076

why would you think that
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>>8513068
but he wasn't a pony.
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>>8513073

>the Saffron

...What did he do?

WHAT DID HE DO?!
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>>8513104
Fuck
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>>8513067
Are the snail eyes supposed to be... suggestively placed?
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I just read the translated lyrics to Gangnam Style.
They're not funny or clever.
This song would not have caught on had it been written in English
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>>8513076
>letting anon bait you this hard


you must love it you homo
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>>8513067

SNAILS NO THAT ISN'T APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
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>>8513067
>glitter glue can just repost old art and still get fresh responses
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>>8513125

What a riveting observation.
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>>8513102
Is it really that good? I heard it was short as fuck. Dunno if I want to spend $60 on a game I can beat in an evening.
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>>8513076
He's a Cromartie character
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>>8513097
>Kids 2–11, The Hub outperformed Teen Nick (+240%), Nicktoons (+136%) and Sprout (+101%).
>Girls 2–11, The Hub outperformed Nicktoons (+526%), Teen Nick (+168%), Sprout (+90%), Disney XD (+42%), Nick Jr. (+41%) and Cartoon Network (+22%).
>Kids 6–11, The Hub out-performed Sprout (+353%), Nick Jr. (+115%), Teen Nick (+37%) and Nicktoons (+9%).
>Girls 6–11, The Hub out-performed Sprout (+500%), Nicktoons (+380%), Nick Jr. (+324%), Cartoon Network (+36%) and Teen Nick (+33%).
>My Little Pony Friendship is Magic” also earned year-to-year time period delivery gains among Kids 2–11 (+111%), Girls 2–11 (+80%), Kids 6–11 (+187%), Girls 6–11 (+177%), Adults 18–49 (+139%), Women 18–49 (+216%), Adults 25–54 (+116%) and Women 25–54 (+184%
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>>8513136

I'm not seeing any ponies. Are you in fact lost young one? I can direct you do one of our finer art boards where drawings of humans go.

This is MLP General, for fan art and discussion of MLP:Friendship is magic.
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>Taking a shit a few weeks ago
>dig my fingers in for a bit of a quick hole-diddling, and notice I can feel my rectums walls sort of, pushing their way out
>looks like 12+ years of stretching and anal-play with big toys is finally catching up with me.
>prolapse!
>dildo my ass in an attempt at pushing it back in.
>it works, but after a few days it starts descending down again.
>more dildoing puts it back in place.

This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently. I just need to keep shoving things into my ass, and it'll be alright.
Everything is alright.
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>>8513125
Look at the lyrics for "Livin la Vida Loca" or "Get This Party Started". Huge hits. In English.

Why the fuck is an MLPGer complaining about lyrics, anyway? You faggots love all the songs in the show no matter how insipid they are, and most of them definitely are insipid.
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>>8513125
Who in America cares about lyrics?
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>>8512788
Yeah late again
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>>8513145
>Is it really that good? I heard it was short as fuck. Dunno if I want to spend $60 on a game I can beat in an evening.

1. Play on Hard or higher.
2. Wait until price comes down to 30
3. This is the first game I've enjoyed playing in 3 years.
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>>8513130
I-I'm just trying to lure Dash out

that's it I swear
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>>8513164
>>Taking a shit a few weeks ago

Stopped reading there.
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>>8513157
Remember, women are not adults.
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>>8513164
I'm not sure if this is real or pasta

It sounds pretty real for MLPG
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>>8513157
>Women 18–49 (+216%)
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>>8513157
>the guy who created cadance and twily corn is being praised as a genius with good ideas for getting these rating
>they give him more control now
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>>8513164
twilight pls
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>>8513164
I'm glad everything's working OK down there, anon, and I'm sure Pinkie Pie is glad for you too!
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>>8513145
Nah, the whole "5 hours" thing was bull. Plus PG games are usually meant to be replayed a bunch f times.

Plus having this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In0v46Z6xbQ playing when you cut up a RAY's blade in mid air is amazing
>>
IT'S GOT TO BE MY DESTINY
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>>8513197
>>the guy who created cadance and twily corn is being praised as a genius with good ideas for getting these rating
>>they give him more control now

Damn it i hate it when hasbro gives more control to hasbro
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>>8513111
>"Hey, it made your napkins look awesome!"
>'...Fifty dollars...and those WERE, my Résumés.'
>"...I was wondering why you wrote on those!"
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>>8513201
>Pinkie Pie will never shove a dildo into your ass
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Where's that Tex fan art where he's at Twi's party with a poncho?
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>>8513157
>I have a great idea, let's give our top rated show with the highest selling merchandise only half a season 3
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>>8513102
Surprised no one's done Lyra as Mistral
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>>8512956
>>8512956
THANK YOU BASED REI

CropTool are you here? Can you color this one?
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>>8513197
For Hasbro toy sales are much more important than ratings.
If Cadence is not doing that well Hasbro won't make the writers include her in episodes if they don't want to
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>>8513233

>Brony joke run into the ground

OH GEE I WONDER WHY
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>>8513228

They probably made season 3 half-length to give them time to make the movie.

Season 4 is full-length, though.
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>>8512788
Sketch didn't take very long, but I decided to color it and thus took too long.

Woe is me.
>>
M-maybe you could touch my butt tonight?
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>>8513228
They figured they could slow down production this year, show more old episodes and still make more money by the cut costs.

They were right.
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>>8513228
I wouldn't put it past them if they used budget from S3 for the supposed EG pilot movie. That way, if it fails, they still have money for S4
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>>8513266
what a cheeky cunt
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>>8513233
wow, talk about being armed
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>>8512956
>RarityxCelestia
Noice
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Which one of you goes to DHN and posts comments as "Ponichaesim?"

You need to shut the fuck up. You're a lunatic.
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>this brony post pic saying he is ready for vegas bronycon
>he looks better than most bronies and most people in mlpg
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>>8513268
this is bait
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>>8513287

>fat face
nope
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>>8513287
>collared shirt
>Shaved
>Probably showered

Yup.
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>>8513228
>>8513263

They made S3 just so it could make the 65 ep limit. They reserved judgement for whether they should continue with the series or just go into syndication. They decided to continue.

These guys are just pure numbers people. Also at 65 eps, they can run the series for a long time until all the kids see all the episodes. Remember that kids are not dedicated horsefuckers like us, so they just watch an ep in the morning a few times a week. They miss a lot of eps.
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>>8513233
laugh with me
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>>8513287
My god...
Hes right.
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>>8513000
>loved

Aim lower.

Like "somewhat tolerated."
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>>8513268
Bonbon pls
>>8513297
Thanks Lyra
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>>8513287

Just from that pic I can tell he's a god damn furry though. Those guys are always losers.
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>>8513287

>and most in mlpg

Really now? You know what we all look like?
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>>8513287
its true
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>>8511625
>>8511811
>>8511982

>It gets to be a system between you - you do her some kind of favor big enough to merit it, and the next time you're alone, you get to look at her shirtless for five minutes.
>you notice after a couple of times that she's started wearing fancier bras - some sheer, some lacy - always ones that enhance her already-considerable cleavage even more.
>She watches you as you drink her in with your eyes, your hands fidgeting, the minutes ticking away.
>sometimes, she'll pose a little for you, but the rest of the time, she seems content to let you ogle her on her terms.

>She always gives you a little kiss after it's over.
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>>8513323
but anon, you are the furries!
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>>8513287
He's certainly less fat than me.
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Would you help raise it even if it was another anon's?
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>>8513303
Actually they ordered S4 a long time ago. But yeah if the show was doing horrible they could have canceled S4 and have enough episodes for syndication with the least money lost
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>>8513338
keep this shit in the old horse
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>>8513287
>most people in mlpg
thank fuck i'm not one of them then.
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>>8513352
That was... late...
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>>8513348
I... what happened to the other anon?
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>>8513328
>Aside from a select few, we don't know what most of MLPG looks like.
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>>8513348
Of course I would raise a chubby Lyra
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>>8513287

>fully clothed
>no fedora

shit you're right
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How much do you think they've made for profit for the show? Just think about it. This thing costs almost nothing to make. I think it's what, 1-2 million a season? That's nothing. Think of all the toys, advertisements, and other merch.
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>>8513338
Teeeaaase
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>>8513361
He got stabbed
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>>8513328
do you have anything better to use for the average mlpg user?
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>>8513354
All you are going to do is encourage his fans to shit it out harder.
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>>8513368
>>no fedora

Cat ears is just as bad as fedora though. Indicates gay furry.
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>>8513354
my boner wants me to kill you right now.
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>>8513359
sorry, I'll try and do better next time.
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>>8513381
>1-2 million a season?
Per episode, when you take all costs into account.
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>>8513368
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>>8513387
>average mlpg
>MS
>Jay
I don't know who the fuck are the others.
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>>8513368
I think the animal ears are a level below Fedora.
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>>8513387
>miss jay
>megasweet

Every time.
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>>8513387

Who is Evo?
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Look at them drawfags thats the way ya do it

Post them ponies on MLPG
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>>8513387
LD is pretty handsome.
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>>8513364
>MLPG knows what I look like
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>>8513287

Life is cruel. Also, why do jeans come pre-crinkled now? This irks my old man feelings
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Which pony doesn't have to control you?
Look her in the eyes and she'll own you?
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>>8513338
Anything I could do for a small touch?
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>>8513408
That poor, poor girl
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>>8513424
I would do anything Fluttershy asked me to.
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>>8513411
>>8513396
>comparing 1 time wear cat ears at a nerd dress up convention to a fedora that is part of your everyday wardrobe

really now, faggots?
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>>8513387
>no Tex?
>Tess
>Apple
>GG
>CC
and whats up with the beardds? america has a crisis on razors?
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>>8513387

>these fags
>mlpg

Yeah, no. Apply yourself next time.
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>>8513418
I think you meant to say GypsyMagic

He is the handsome one in that image.
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>>8513387
Krabb is almost as handsome as moot.
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>>8513399
2 million per episode is way too high
I really don't think they are spending more than 1 million per episode
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>>8513422
>Safe
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>>8513423
Dumb people have been convinced that buying clothing that already looks like it needs replacing is hip and cool.
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>>8512875
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>>8513447

But I'm right here. In this thread.
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>>8513416

That ain't workin'! That's the way you do it!
Get your
follows for nothing and gift art for free
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>>8513450
I don't know who that is or what he does.

But I like LD's stuff and am happy to see he's not a cave troll.
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>>8513461
Aren't you afraid that you'll post a googly eyed pony and accidentally catch your reflection?

I like quadruple checked to make sure when I posts some pony figures before.
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>>8513422
>Posting a pic online

why would anybody do this, It will come to haunt you someday
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>>8513387
>bravespark

woah shit

blast form the past
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>>8513287
I can tell by that smug grin he has that he is probably an annoying aspie. Not being mean, just completely honest. He still seems better than most.
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>>8513458
>>8513399

There's some financial reports from the studio. It's something like a few million a season. I can't find or remember the exact source or numbers though.
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>>8513422

>MLPG knows what I look like, but no one will ever remember who I am.
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>>8513387

MegaSweet is latino?

First I've heard of this.
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>>8513408
Do my eyes deceive me? A female of the species in the general area?!
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>>8513387
>PQ/GypsyMagic

...unf? Also, why is the internet so white?
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>>8513486
I remove all reflective surfaces from the house before I take a picture.
It's why it takes a few days to update...
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are non-collared shirts acceptable?

what about shorts?
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>>8513505
minorities can't afford internet
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>>8513408
DEBBIE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>8513488
why is it so hard for people to grasp i never left?
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>>8513505

There are actually a few mexican posters here.
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>>8513505
It's not. Those guys are just white enough to own cameras.
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>>8513491
I know what you are talking about.
That wasn't the budget for the show. That was something else.
If we went by those numbers in 2010 they made S1 with 0.3$ million dollars
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>>8513446

>no Tex?
>Tess
>Apple
>GG
>CC

We don't know how most of those look though.

>and whats up with the beardds? america has a crisis on razors?

Neckbeards. They're lazy and don't care of themselves, so they have awful beards.
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>>8513491
Ah okay. I always assumed it was $1M or so per ep. I don't remember where I heard that though.
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>>8513519
Are you guys talking about fashion?
Shorts are never acceptable. Stop wearing t-shirts wear polo shirts unless you're working out. Other stuff like black and brown shoes and shirts and shit I hope you guys know.
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>>8513486
I'm watching you through your webcam as we speak.
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I posted my face here once and haven't seen it since.
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>>8513432
>>8513501

>assuming girl based on hair

Oh are there some surprises in store for you.
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>>8513525
Anonymous pls

even if you didn't it's still odd to see a name you haven't seen in a long while
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>>8513497
are you that guy who posted a pic wearing a fedora in a wallmart
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>>8513505
>Also, why is the internet so white?
you probably have to be at least lower-middle class to have enough free time to waste it here

that rules out most blacks/hispanics/muslims
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>>8513472
Now that aint working, thats the way ya do it.
Lemme tell ya, them guys aint dumb
Maybe get some pointers on their bad perspective
Maybe get it colored when its done
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>>8513556
>owning a webcam
>owning a device that has a built in camera

Hueh.
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>>8513556
But I don't have a web cam anon
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>>8513565

No.
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>>8513554
>Shorts are never acceptable.

Acceptable at the beach.

No clue what's acceptable in really hot locations like the south of the USA.
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>>8513408
Oh goddammit
I was at that thing
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>>8513538
>gongnad the unmatched

pfffthahaha
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>>8513572
>imply niggers, spics and mudles aren't incredibly lazy
heueuheuhueehu good goy.
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>>8513554
>Shorts are never acceptable.
Except for while exercising, right?

>Stop wearing t-shirts wear polo shirts unless you're working out.
What's wrong with a plain (no graphics, obviously) v-neck?
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>>8513576
>at home for the weekend
>borrow sister's laptop
>install Skype
>"We see you have a webcam. Would you like to--"
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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>>8513589
In Florida they are very acceptable in casual settings anywhere, but usually only fashionable if you're wearing flip flops or boat shoes too
It's just too hot to wear pants all the time.
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>>8513560
That's why I asked if my eyes were deceiving me. For all I know it could very well be a well-disguised male.
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
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>>8513606
>What's wrong with a plain (no graphics, obviously) v-neck?

Plain high quality t-shirts can work as undershirts.
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So, what is the closes con that starts soon and who will attend it?
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>>8513606
It makes you look like a child.

Shorts while working out is weird, but do what you want I guess. At the gym no one judges you. I usually wear sweatpants.
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>>8513618
Andddd she's going back in the box
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>>8513608
>In Florida they are very acceptable in casual settings anywhere, but usually only fashionable if you're wearing flip flops or boat shoes too
>It's just too hot to wear pants all the time.

That's what I thought. I've seen pics and vids of Cambodians, and a lot of them were wearing "athletic" clothing. I think it's because it's just so damn hot.
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Poor big mac.
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>>8513607
>Would you like to Link Tumblr to Your Facebook Timeli-
Why the fuck would I want to do that?!
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>>8513608

>live in florida
>wear pants all the time anyway
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>>8513589
I've seen a lot of skinny visitors wearing slacks with fitted shirts with big visible sweat rings walking around during the summers, so I guess shorts still aren't acceptable.
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>>8513538
HOLY FUCK. Xavier is one of the most beautiful bronies I've ever laid eyes on. How can this be?
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>>8513629
>why the fuck

Marketing. Get their face out there. Wacky reaciton shots.

These people are lowest tier idiots pandering to 12 year olds.
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>>8513625
I disagree with that. Seeing a white t-shirt sticking out from your open shirt buttons looks bad. There's no reason to wear a shirt under your shirt unless you have really bad sweats.
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>>8513660
He looks like the guy from Balloon Shop.

BEGOUCHE
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>>8513655
I always wear black cargo short

I own like 6 pairs, they are the best pants ever. I don't give a fuck
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>>8513554
Black shoes are criminally ugly if they're not polished.
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>>8513648
Should've just been the first two panels
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fresh royal booty
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>>8513654
The ever-tightening noose of the internet is scary.
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>>8513667

but like, the people who have no more than several people in the stream do it too
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>>8513660
>bronies

That's /v/. That was from the Valve meetup.
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>>8513683
I usually just go with gray or brown
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>>8513629
Like pewdiepie and shit? I hate this facecam stuff.
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Let me rephrase: Why are there so many white nerds that fit the neckbear/glasses combo? It's not as if other ethnic groups are genetically predisposed to be less into Dorf Fortress or whatever
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>>8513557
I posted a pony here once and I never saw her again.
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>>8513618
I like swearing ponies
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>>8513630
>>8513630
?????
??
?
!
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>>8513629
So suckers will relate with them easier and give them money one way or another
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>>8513660

>gigantic valve and gabe newell in the picture
>IT MUST BE A BRONY MEET UP
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>>8513683
Everything looks terrible unless you take care of it you twat.
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>>8513702

Submit that to Retsupurae so they can mock them. You can't even see the game.
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>>8513687
But bronies need the joke explained or they'll get confused.
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>>8513716
>posting pictures of your ____ online
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>>8513554
Everything you said was fucking stupid.

Please stop regurgitating shit you read in "fashion" infographs.
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>>8513716
I know, how thumb can you get.
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I realized something about Season 4 that might make me cautiously hopeful

Maybe we're getting more comedic/action packed story lines and they're just weeding out Applejack and Rarity since neither of them work for an action packed, gag based show
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>>8513693
because they're copying the more popular people that do it.
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>>8513641
I just don't get what's wrong with shorts as casualwear if it's hot out. They're comfy and let you get a tan if you're going to be outside for awhile; why would you wear pants, just to be fashionable or whatever? Who cares?
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>>8513618
I'd take her home anyway

My dog bit me about a dozen times when I first brought him back
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>>8513697
>>8513717
Forgive me, I jumped to conclusions. Still, he's pretty fucking gorgeous.
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>>8513538

>crocs
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>>8513739
They're getting rid of Applejack and Rainbow Dash, though. They're keeping Rarity.
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>>8513724
>RP

Man, they going after Critikal was dumb as fuck.
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>>8513706
I like it when ponies swear

Or when ponies act like normal people in the real world
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Ask Evo anything.
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>>8513724

>all those pictures of grl gamer streams where the game in a tiny box somewhere in the corner
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>>8513538
Tex - think he looks like Danny Trejo
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>>8513742
So basically what society does all the time.
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>>8513739
>cautiously hopeful
>that two very good horses are being "weeded out"

Rhymes with "gate".
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Screw it, drunk and ready to take a pic of my mug.
What's the worse that could happen?!
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>>8513759
>getting rid of Rainbow Dash

How boring would that show be
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>>8513703
>Let me rephrase: Why are there so many white nerds that fit the neckbear/glasses combo?

Real nerds are failures. They put no effort into their appearance. They're socially inept and have no idea what looks cool or good. They really do defend their disgusting neckbeards.

Nathan is a typical nerd to the tee. He could add +3 to his attractiveness if he tried. But does he? Nope.

>>8513703
>It's not as if other ethnic groups are genetically predisposed to be less into Dorf Fortress or whatever

But they fit into different social groups due to race and geographical placement. Blacks in some areas in America do have their own sub-culture for instance.
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>>8513739
AJ could be the straight man and Rarity loves to over react
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>>8513693
If they aren't already ~E-Famous~ and receiving mad dosh then they are trying to copy the people who are and get a piece of that pie.
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>>8513765
Putting Your Hoof Down was a great episode.
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>>8513682
mah nigga

at least I don't have a neckbeard
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>>8513717
One of the guys there was a brony tough. Gave Gabe a pony toy, can't remember which pony.

When /v/ found out they went completely autistic and asked why didn't they beat the crap out of him

Also Gabe liked the pony toy
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>>8513748
>Who cares?

The human race puts a ridiculous amount of thought in to fashion so apparently EVERYBODY should care, or something.

Never understood it myself but then again Im a fat neckbeard so whatever.
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>>8513759
Rainbow Dash is like the 2nd most important character on the show....
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>>8513724
Both Diabetus and Slowbeef tweeted that image, that's where I got it from.
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>>8513767
why is buying the arms and legs for a fish so high
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>>8513784
>[2]
Why do you two copies have of the same picture?
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>>8513748

Contrary to what /fa/ believes, you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive, including a plain fitting T/shorts/sandals
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>>8513702
>hoping lets play dies out
>ps4
>built in lets play button
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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>>8513784
I've always been image-conscious. My natural laziness prevents me from being as well-groomed as I could be but I at least don't look disgusting.
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>>8513785
They have Spike for that, and he is a better straightman since he often questions other ponies opinions
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>>8513784
>Real nerds are failures. They put no effort into their appearance. They're socially inept and have no idea what looks cool or good. They really do defend their disgusting neckbeards.
Look on the bright side; at least they give you someone to feel better than, right?
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>>8513794
the most important characters on the show are the bullies

that's the moral of the show

if they hadn't bullied fluttershy twilight would never have become a princess

so make sure you let kids bully other kids, it's the right thing to do
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>>8513766
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>>8513772
>Tex - think he looks like Danny Trejo

THAT would be hilarious.

But realistically, I think Anon is just an idealized version of himself. It's at least how he dresses. He probably has a dude-bro thing going, and is like 25+.
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>>8513780
Are we really going to go full circlejerk mode?
That's silly.
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>>8513824
Only if you are smarter which is questionable.
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>>8513819
Lets plays aren't going to die out anytime soon.
It's the new form of watching sports basically.
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>>8513732
I've never followed a single advice from an infograph since I realize nerds write them.
>durr fashion is unimportant. i have my own unique style i don't care about society
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>>8513849
Is it a party gun?
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>>8513382
>>8513428

>She seems surprised for a moment, the silence in her room unbroken, save for the sound of your heart beating faster in your ears, before she gives you that smirk you've come to know so well.

>She steps closer, thrusting her chest (clad in scarlet with a black lacy trim that makes her look like she was poured into it) toward you as she holds back a quiet laugh.
"All ya' hadda do was ask~"
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>>8513811
>you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive


but if your not attractive (everyone in here) you need every trick possible
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>>8513820
>tfw haven't gotten a haircut in two years because the extra effort to take care of it for a single day is less effort than getting it cut.
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>>8513794
Actually after S2 she dropped from the first place to forth place.
Even Fluttershy was more popular than her.
Actually after S2 it was Twilight >FS>PP>RD>R>AJ

Let's wait and see the result of the brony census after this season tough.
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>>8513848
haha
oh wow
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>>8513835
>so make sure you let kids bully other kids, it's the right thing to do
there's actually some merit to this, I'm sure if most of the worse bronies had been bullied more instead of being sheltered, they would've learned to take charge of their lives and conduct themselves with a degree of respect instead of just sperging out without a care in the world
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>>8513871
>playing lol or sc is actually a possible career choice much like any "real" sport
pretty funny.
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>>8513879
You know everybody already hates Nanaki, so why bother trying to make his image worse?
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>>8513793
Fashion has no rules against shorts.

In fact, fashion has no rules at all. The people you see talk about fashion in /mlp/ don't actually care about it. They just want to dress to impress girls.
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Rank Character
1 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
2 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down
3 2x16 Read It and Weep
4 1x01-02 Friendship is Magic (Parts 1+2)
5 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
6 1x16 Sonic Rainboom
7 2x03 Lesson Zero
8 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure
9 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express
10 1x08 Loox Before you Sleep
11 2x01-02 The Return of Harmony (Parts 1+2)
12 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On
13 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
14 1x07 Dragonshy
15 2x18 A Friend in Deed
16 3x05 Magic Duel
17 3x08 Apple Family Reunion
18 3x04 One Bad Apple
19 3x09 Spike at Your Service
20 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy
21 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy
22 2x25-26 A Canderlot Wedding (Parts 1+2)
23 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
24 1x12 Call of the Cutie
25 1x21 Over a Barrel
26 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
27 1x25 Party of One
28 2x05 Sisterhooves Social
29 1x18 The Show Stoppers
30 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof
31 2x20 It's About Time
32 2x09 Sweet and Elite
33 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
34 1x04 Applebuck Season
35 1x10 Swarm of the Century
36 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off
37 1x26 The Best Night Ever
38 2x14 The Last Roundup
39 2x13 Hearth's Warming Eve
40 2x10 Secret of My Excess
41 2x11 Family Appreciation Day
42 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well
43 3x11 Just For Sidekicks
44 3x12 Games Ponies Play
45 3x01-02 The Crystal Empire (Parts 1+2)
46 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies
47 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
48 1x14 Suited for Success
49 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour
50 1x09 Bridle Gossip
51 1x17 Stare Master
52 2x12 Baby Cakes
53 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen
54 1x13 Fall Weather Friends
55 1x03 The Ticket Master
56 2x21 Dragon Quest
57 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day
58 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well
59 2x06 The Cutie Pox
60 1x06 Boast Busters
61 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show
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>>8513879
>everyone in here
Speak for yourself, faggot.
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>>8513851
Why does ANYONE wear popped collars?
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>>8513859
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>>8513889
Niga what

After MMDW Dash get even more popular.
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>>8513819
Retsupurae talks in a podcast about the future of Let's Play. Slowbeef thinks that Let's Play will be done by professionals from the video game companies in the future. They make loads of money from let's play, free commercials and shit. That's why they'll do their own and sue everyone else who'll try since they don't want bad publicity.
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>>8513859
It's a joke.
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>>8513896
But most of the people here were bullied without being sheltered, they just didn't do shit about it. They're the failures.
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>>8513888
>>tfw haven't gotten a haircut in two years because the extra effort to take care of it for a single day is less effort than getting it cut.

What the hell.

Cut your hair now. Cut it short. Less work evrey day as you barely have to comb it if it's short.

Cut yourself if you wish. It's not as hard as you'd imagine.
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>>8513903
Only thing I don't get about people and shorts is why wear them when it's below freezing with a wind gust of over 30 mph?
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>>8513923
That's fucking retarded. Sueing and internet publicity is always a bad idea and always backfires.
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>>8513903
>They just want to dress to impress girls.
That's the reason for a lot of things. Maybe not necessarily most, but a lot, especially on a site like this.
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>>8513835
I'd rather have my son bullied than him growing up to be a special snowflake everything is all right with the world pansy

I want him to stand up for himself
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>>8513918
Anon at the end of the season EqD organizes a huge ass brony census.
At the end of S2 Rainbow Dash was on forth place.

She most likely went up this season but again let's wait for the census results.
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>>8513905
>he actually did that
How's it feel. Wasting at least half a hour.
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>>8513896

I don't think it's a matter of needing to be bullied more, it's probably more about being sheltered less and learning more social skills.
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>>8513935
Not him but I'm growing mine out to donate.
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>>8513888
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Why are we talking about fashion?

Ponies don't wear clothes normally

How about we talk about this pone
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>>8513923
>Adsense is the worst cultural blight in the modern century
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>>8513946
>tfw almost a wizard and discussing colorful ponies

No regrets
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>>8513877
really?
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>>8513784

Theoretically, if America had an equal race distribution and a uniform culture, we should see an equal amount of neckbeards from every race, though somehow I don't believe that'd be the case

Nearly everyone has some form of internet connection these days, so why are niche internet groups predominantly white/Asian?
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>>8513927
those who were bullied and did nothing are failures and those who were sheltered are more failures

If he hits you hit back
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>>8513935
>hair cutting

Is there a barber pony?
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>>8513964
It's probably just Rarity posting as anon again
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>>8513966
>Tiarawhy will become as known as egoraptor one day
;_;
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>>8513950
>your son is bullied
>he doesn't stand up for himself anyway
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>>8513946
>Implying
I think we're all legal here
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>>8513824
That's really shallow
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>>8513954
There's a brony census?
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>>8513873

And why shades, spiked hair, metal shirts, knives, and trench coats don't work in real life: Looks like you're over compsensating. Which he is. He wants to project an image of strength. But he ends up looking weak and pathetic.
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>>8513927
>they just didn't do shit about it
then they didn't get bullied hard enough

bullying is how the world tells you not to be a weirdo nerd, or at least to keep it well-hidden if you decide to be
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>>8513981
Like, Come on man! Do you even watch the show?
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>>8513948
Do you really think so? Is that why there are no movies any more, since the movie companies sues youtube if they don't take down movies from youtube?
Video game companies could easily do the same. Make sure no one makes Let's Plays and hire people like Pewdiepie to work exclusively for one company. I think that's the future.
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>>8513935
nah m8, it's keeping my ears warm

>>8513960
i'll probably just end up doing this. I was at this same point a few years ago but I had to get it cut for a play
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>>8513877
megassa squeeze them
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>>8513980
this is what school shooters actually believe
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>>8513990
then let him be bullied i dont care

survival of the fitest anon
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>>8513990
>Bully him.
>Replace his bagged meals with dog shit.
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>>8513950
>how to get your kid to develop trust and daddyissues
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>>8513964
She's one half of best ship.
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>>8514014
I sincerely hope you don't have children
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>>8514009
>using guns

Use fist fight mano e mano
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>>8514006
You forget one thing: there is no one central controlller for the video game industry like there is for the movie industry. Even if one publisher prohibits footage as being used there will be a ton more that lets it that boosts their own fame.
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>>8513896
But Fluttershy didn't stand up for herself, Rainbow Dash did. The lesson is that you should find someone stronger than you to look out for you while you fall to your death.
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>>8514014
what if he kills himself because of your lack of support?
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>>8514014
I hope you never find a partner or have children
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>>8514036
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>>8514005
What show?
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>>8514054
Plenty of fish in the sea.
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What a shocking revelation that mlpg would make for completely awful parents.
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>>8514054
As i said survival of the fitest

i can always create another child
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>>8514066
Put that mouth back where it belongs missy
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>>8514065
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>>8514054
You're wasting your time.

These faggots couldn't raise a potted plant much less a child.
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>>8514071
me neither

guess that's why I'm fucked up
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>>8514045
THAT'S MY JOB
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>>8513811
>Contrary to what /fa/ believes, you can pull off any look if you're moderately attractive, including a plain fitting T/shorts/sandals

If Hugh Jackman can't pull it off, no one can.

This is also where nerds got the Fedora idea. They saw celebs do it, so they just copied it. But it doesn't even look good on the celebs. Why wouuld they think some ugly pasty nerd would look good in one?
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>>8513995
Yes
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/02/brony-census-reminder.html

Anyway found the results from last year
Compared to S1 Rarty's popularity increased by 1% while AJ went slightly down
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Weak child needs muscles. Drink milk, be strong, muscle.
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>>8514071
No, it's nothing to be envious of.
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>>8514071
Fluttershy's going to start bullying you right now
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>>8514085
>survival of the fitest
Maybe he died because of your defective genes?
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>>8514093
Truly Carabon is the greatest ship.
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>>8514099
>anyone liking Trixie
Seth go to bed
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>>8514085
Just stop, it's embarrassing.
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>>8514080
Don't mistake all of us for social Darwinists, anon, I know I'm not

I know I'd still be a bad father though, so I'm not planning on it
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>>8514080
3/4 of 4chan would make shit parents. How long did it take for you to figure that one out?
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>>8514117
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>>8514100
>milk from the milkmares teats make a young colt grow twice as fast and twice as strong
>but only if its fresh
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>>8513903
>In fact, fashion has no rules at all.

Wrong. So wrong.

There's general vague rules. The implementation is different. Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious.
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>>8514117
Eh.
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>>8514137
My last image, anyone else got anything?
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>>8514109
Oh god please tell me shes gonna try physical violence only to end up hitting me as hard as a pillow.

>bap
>Take that you meany
>bap
>Had enough?
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>>8514123
Liberals are whats wrong with this world
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>>8514080
I was a surrogate parent for a younger sibling. I already know I can handle it.
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>>8514143
>Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious.
Why?
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>>8514099
>Other
>Luna
>AJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8514157
Mah nigga
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>>8514142
In equestria you can hire milk mares. Drinking from the tap is 20 bit extra.
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>>8514157
Well, CaraBon is a pretty bad ship, but there's no need to respond with a worse ship like you just did.
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>>8514080
>being a parent
>not just going around the world spreading your seed everywhere you go

i will be the next ghengis khan
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>>8514157
nose boops are so goddamn cute
>>
janitor is in the house

bout time
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shhh...
anon is asleeping
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>>8514100
>Milky Way tries to push her milk onto others
Does she get some kind of sick thrill from it?Watching ponies unknowingly drink her milk?

Licking her lips with her eyes glued to their throat as they take her in, gulp after gulp?
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>>8514207
fugg DDD:
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Whatcha looking at, Anonymous?
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>(Dead)

S-sorry janitor. I was just going with the current topic in the thread.

Instead I will post Applejack, my favorite.
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>>8514167
That's a cute bully, I liked her when she was in the show, bullying the other characters in the show.
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>>8514181

Something something culture that glorifies shit like MMA something something
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>>8514143
>Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious.
This fucking guy
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>>8514207
DON'T START THAT AGAIN
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>>8514207
>hehe he just knocked the log over
>oh wait
>oh shit
>fuck
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>>8514183
Well others doesn't really count since it meanse multiple ponies but yeah Luna is more popular than AJ. Or at least was.

I think this year AJ will be a bit more popular because she got 2 episodes
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>>8514207
MY LEG
WHY?
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>>8514204
They are very cute.

It kills me inside.
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>>8514204
It looks like fun
I'd want to try it if I were a pony
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>>8513979
>Theoretically, if America had an equal race distribution and a uniform culture, we should see an equal amount of neckbeards from every race,

But we dont'. Not at all.

>Nearly everyone has some form of internet connection these days, so why are niche internet groups predominantly white/Asian?

And does every group go to the same sites? Watch the same shows or have the same interests? Culture and upbringing is powerful as hell.

Imagine for instance you're an inner city youth. Your education was shit because the schools were shit. You graduated high school but you are a moron.

Are YOU going to be sitting around discussing pastel ponies at 12am?
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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>>8514143
>Males need to look strong, and hopefully mysterious.
>need to
for what purpose?
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>>8514117
When Caramel was in a confusing place in his life, Bon Bon was the one to help him figure out he was straight
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>>8514167
Why'd Babs get deleted?
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Any fics like Romance Reports?

I think I'm almost finished with it and I hope there's more fics of the same quality
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>>8514226
Your butt, can i touch it?
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>>8514221
>ded
u srs, Jan?
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>>8514272
Because she was a bully.
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Fuck, it's already Friday.

What's worse is that there's no pone on Saturday.
Not. Season 3 sucked. Hard.Why are you still reading, Anon?
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>>8514272
Guess she counts as off topic... somehow.
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>>8514273
darf wrote a slutty Twilight fic a while ago

its like the same thing only written in the correct tense
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>>8514286
So that makes it right to bully Babs?
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>>8514181
>>8514237
>>8514270
>MLPG in charge of acknowledging the way the world works
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>>8514295
Season 1 was best season master race reporting in.
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>>8514143
I guess the fashion industry doesn't care about those rules.

see: Rick Owens menswear.
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I SET MY SAIL
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>>8514184
>>8514157
Bunch of cool niggas tonight
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>>8514267
Do Bee Pones die after they sting?
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>>8514320
Well yeah

1>2>>3
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>>8513977

>"What, you think I'm kiddin' you? It's months now, I've been waitin' for you to step up."
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>>8514295
Season 2 was the best season master race reporting in.
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>>8514273
does it matter if they're fap or not?

I quite enjoyed Xenophilia
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>>8514306
It's not the same thing since it's mindbreak (sort of)
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>>8514330
Fly; the wind it will take me
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>>8514349
Mah nigga
S2 8.5
S1 8
S3 7.8
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>>8514350
nigga gettin axed
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>>8514318
You're a fucking idiot if you think some brooding dudebro is how men need to look
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>>8514339
>cleaning up offtopic shitposts
>jerk
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>>8514320
Fuck yes, season 1 was best pony experience and I'm not even joking.
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>>8514352
>tfw just landed an internship as of a few hours ago
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>>8514330

reinstallan
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>>8514377
Stop that only makes my curiosity worse.
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>>8514349
>Season 1
Everything great. Only one bad episode That fucking owl
>Season 2
Kind ok, but too much fan-pandering
>Season 3
BRONIES! DID YOU SEE? BRONIES!
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>>8514385
>whiteknighting Nathan and his faggotry
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>>8514343
Oh man
Fondle the hell out of them.
Maybe even tease her nipples over the bra
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>>8514368
i'm coming home
sweet home
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>>8514334
Huh. >>1
>>2

Test~ >>4
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>>8514395
for some reason I read that as

>landed an airship

but then I reread it and was disappointed.
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>>8514395
Internships only pay you with experience though.
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>>8514424
You think post 1, 2, or 4 are still around, Anon? They were posted a year and a few days ago.
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>>8514349
mah nigga
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>>8514404
He's axing himself, no joke. I'd post the link to the vid but my post would get removed.
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>>8514385
>deleting obvious pony pictures
>posing simple questions
>anonymous in charge of not being a faglord
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>musky balls
unf
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>>8514436
they do

but at least it's something

got enough money saved up to float though
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>>8514419
>"Twili Save me!"
>"I remember the last time I used my charms to help a kingdom...sorta.."
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>>8514419
>A southern belle will never casually flirt with you
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>>8514413
Also all the CMC episodes, FPK, and OaB.
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>>8514413
>>Season 2
>Kind ok, but too much fan-pandering
>>Season 3
>BRONIES! DID YOU SEE? BRONIES!

You are legitimately retarded. I liked S1 the mos but those complains about "pandering" are stupid
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>>8514419

Why do shining's thighs look so delicious?
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>>8514458
Good, Southerners are horrible.
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"Pick-up lines for ponies"
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>>8514458
>live in Texas
>it still wont happen ;_;
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>>8514343
Oil massage
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>>8514423

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M

SAILIIIIIIIIING
AWAAAAAAAAAYYY
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>>8514439
>/mlp/ is one year old
Why.
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>>8514395
internship where?
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>>8514475
#beefed it
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I just realized Twilights coronation dress is styled after the one Rarity made for her birthday.
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>>8514459
SHow Stoppers was fine outside the song.

FPK was great

OaB was a fun adventure episode
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>>8514485
will you go out with me?
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>>8514485
>Hey Rarity how much will $100 get me?
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>>8514451
>clean, smooth, genital-less crotch
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>>8514485
"Hello."
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>>8514484
What about...northerners.
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>>8514495
Damnit, I was so close..
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>>8514485
"It's bigger on the inside of your mouth."
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>>8514270
>>8514237
>>8514181

Social status and to impress females.

Females don't date nerds. Do you see how nerd girls who are themselves utter losers don't want to date nerds? They might settle for them, but they always want the 10/10 handsome movie star.

Imagine for instance, a typical loser nerd. He has no luck with the ladies. Now, he goes out and buys really nice clothes. Let's also say he works out a bit for a few months. He looks like he has high social status. He makes up a lie about his life story that he's rich and successful. Suddenly his luck with the ladies increases. But nothing has changed about his personality. Because people want to date successful high status people. Masculine. Strong.

This is why "nerds" are pussy deflectors. Saying your interests are vidya, comics, etc. translates as "I enjoy sitting alone in my house". It makes it sound like this is the ONLY thing going on in your life. Which means they are not go getters with plans and ambitions.

Which is why if you describe yourself you should describe your long term goals and plans, and only mention nerd stuff if asked or it's relevant. That way you don't sound like you're obsessed with this stuff.

Everyone enjoys a movie, or some kind of escapist fantasy. No one will judge you for that. They will judge you for being obsessed with it.
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>>8514501
>fine outside of the song
and the montage
and the cutie mark stuff
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>>8514485
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I don't even.
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>>8514501
The song was made so you WOULD hate it, that was the point.
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>>8514485
A-are you an archaeologist?
Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

Please respond.
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>>8514413
>fan-pandering
>the rest of your post
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>>8514494
for some reason I feel like mlpg can track me down

Brookhaven National Lab
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>>8514501
I don't agree that those are bad but they are pretty mediocre, they could have been in S3 they were that low
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>>8514551
IM MORE UPSET ABOUT THE LENGTH OF THAT GOD DAMN LINK THAN THE PICTURE IT LEADS TO.

ALSO UNF
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>>8514485
[I HAD YOU IN MY SIGHTS MILES AGO.]
[MY WEAPONS WERE ALWAYS LOCKED.]
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>>8514510
UNF
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>>8514475
>>8514476
HOW!?
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>>8514486
Texas isn't the south. It's just Texas
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>>8514328
>I guess the fashion industry doesn't care about those rules.

Fashion industry is COMPLETELY removed from reality. It's all a circle-jerk. Think of it as artists showing off paintings to each other. It's not about how people should really dress.

Notice how female models are all skin and bone, yet the average male finds women who are curvy sexy?
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>>8514535
Then why do androgynous guys get so much pussy?
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>>8514575
oh gosh predator pone
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>>8514535
>Females don't date nerds.
B-BUT BIG BANG THEORY TOLD ME THEY DID!
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>>8514575
When do drone pones know when to stop cuddling?
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>>8514562
I work there. I'll tell some of my mates about that new brony intern.
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>>8514592
Yeah we do sorta have our own thing going.
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>>8514551
Ew.
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>>8514607
They don't.
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>>8514378
>You're a fucking idiot if you think some brooding dudebro is how men need to look

Not like that at all. That's just one way. But you DO NOT need to look like a brony or a nerd. Because they look like weak manchildren. There's all sorts of looks that project confidence or strength or high social status.

Also read:
>>8514535
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>>8514551
>linking to pics like that
>what is imgur
Newfag.
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What is this pony's name?
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>>8514621
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>you'll never play donkey kong with dash
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>>8514620
When the target is neutralized.
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>>8514644
Boo.
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>>8514644
Purple Spookybutt
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>>8514620
They always want to cuddle.

That's okay. I can continue with my day with a drone pone draped around my neck.
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>>8514620
When they need to refuel.
Fart jokes aside
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>>8514644
Spookybutt.
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look who is starting to expand beyond pony
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"Things you describe the upcoming Season four of My Little Pony with, but not your favorite pony."
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>>8514535

I'll never understand why people who can't make it in the real world feel like they're being helpful by posting things like this as if they believe it.
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>>8514644
Too Spooky
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>>8514439
I got the stickies in some archive someone posted a while ago. Strange looking back through the 2nd sticky suggesting janitors. So many people I never see anymore.
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>>8514662
>>8514668
Guess we have the name.
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>>8514644
Creepy Curse
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>>8514677
Awful
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>>8514677
I don't have much optimism about how it's going to turn out.
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>>8514684
I wonder how many times Leth was mentioned in that thread. I know it was a lot.
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>>8514638
They do.

tumblr hoes thirstin for that pretty boy dick 24/7.
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>>8514653

>You'll never eat chili dogs with Sonic
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>>8514677
"0/10 would not fuck"
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>>8514689
I swear to god if I name another pony with a random post...
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>>8514670
I have no idea who that is.
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>>8514689
But that's a horrible name
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>>8514682
>I'll never understand why people who can't make it in the real world feel like they're being helpful by posting things like this as if they believe it.

This is all straight forward obvious shit.

I keep my inner nerd bottled up HARD when I'm around others.
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>>8514677
Princess Sparklebutt's princessly adventures of never leaving the castle having tea parties
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>>8514664
>He doesn't know about the Drone Cuddle Hangars.
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>>8514493
I just realized I've just about passed the point where I've been posting in /mlp/ longer than I did in /co/ for mlpg.
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In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars- For hope burns bright!
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>>8514704
39 times.
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>>8514653
Why is it always RD and Sonic? Every picture I see it's those two together.
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>>8514739
Everyone will soon enough.
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>>8514707
Those are Cheez-Its
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>>8514741
will you quit fucking spamming this
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>>8514664
>drone pone constantly wrapped around your neck
>every now and then will give you little kisses
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>>8514607

Depends on the example. But by "strength" I don't literally mean masculinity or physical strength. I mean more like "confidence", high social status, trendy, etc. You can do that and look like a fag. All those band faggots for instance.
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Alright back, threw this together in like <10 minutes, good first attempt?
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>>8514739
>feb 2011-feb 2012
>feb 2012-feb 2013

FUCK
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>>8514781
Yeah, that'll work
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>>8514768

I think you need to look up what spam is
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>>8514783
that is not the image i wanted
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>>8514705
>Yet, he wants to be a butt pirate.
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>>8514781

P goof
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>>8514807
Well it made me laugh anyways
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>>8513233
why is she cupping her breasts and touching her crotch

why do female villains have to be such teases
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>>8514756
Because they're pretty similar in character.
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>>8514644
>>8514691
I was thinking something like Spooky something-or-another myself. Naming characters after yourself is kinda silly to me.
>>8514662
>>8514668
That's cute for a nickname, but I don't know about it as a legit name. Spooky Spell? I dunno, I'm bad with names.
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>open up goggles in thread
>all that gay horseporn way up
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>>8514816
Because it distracts weak-minded male heroes
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>>8514821
Haunted Haus
She's a German pony who believes ghosts are real
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>>8514741
No hope.
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>>8514781
It will do.
Godspeed.
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>>8514816
If I was a woman with that many hands I would be touching EVERYTHING
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>>8514816

Because evil is sexy.
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>>8514781
are you going to be posting pictures from the con? what is your twitter.
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>>8513233

>human babs
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Rank Episode

1 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
1 3x04 One Bad Apple
3 1x09 Bridle Gossip
4 2x18 A Friend in Deed
5 1x15 Feeling Pinkie Keen
5 1x16 Sonic Rainboom
7 2x09 Sweet and Elite
7 2x11 Family Appreciation Day
7 2x12 Baby Cakes
7 2x15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
11 1x25 Party of One
12 3x07 Wonderbolts Academy
13 1x19 A Dog and Pony Show
13 1x26 The Best Night Ever
13 2x05 Sisterhooves Social
13 2x06 The Cutie Pox
17 2x14 The Last Roundup
18 2x01-02 The Return of Harmony (Parts 1+2)
19 3x08 Apple Family Reunion
20 1x21 Over a Barrel
20 2x16 Read It and Weep
20 2x20 It's About Time
20 2x25-26 A Canderlot Wedding (Parts 1+2)
20 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
25 1x06 Boast Busters
25 1x08 Loox Before you Sleep
25 3x11 Just For Sidekicks
28 3x12 Games Ponies Play
29 3x03 Too Many Pinkie Pies
30 1x01-02 Friendship is Magic (Parts 1+2)
31 3x05 Magic Duel
32 1x14 Suited for Success
32 1x17 Stare Master
34 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
35 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
35 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
35 2x10 Secret of My Excess
35 2x13 Hearth's Warming Eve
35 2x17 Hearts and Hooves Day
35 3x13 Magical Mystery Cure
41 2x03 Lesson Zero
42 1x10 Swarm of the Century
42 1x13 Fall Weather Friends
42 1x20 Green Isn't Your Colour
45 1x03 The Ticket Master
46 1x05 Griffon the Brush-Off
47 1x04 Applebuck Season
48 1x07 Dragonshy
48 1x12 Call of the Cutie
48 1x22 A Bird in the Hoof
48 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
48 1x24 Owl's Well That Ends Well
48 2x08 The Mysterious Mare Do Well
48 2x19 Putting Your Hoof Down
48 2x22 Hurricane Fluttershy
48 2x24 MMMystery on the Friendship Express
48 3x01-02 The Crystal Empire (Parts 1+2)
48 3x09 Spike at Your Service
48 3x10 Keep Calm and Flutter On
60 2x21 Dragon Quest
61 1x18 The Show Stoppers
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>>8514798
>>8514813
Should I go for a second attempt of break out the super glue
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>>8514610
>>Females don't date nerds.
>B-BUT BIG BANG THEORY TOLD ME THEY DID!

I know you're joking, but this is seriously a fallacy people fall into. I don't have the pic now, but it's perfect for this.

>When she say she's into "quirky nerdy guys"
>What nerds think: Picture of pasty nerd
>What she really means: Picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a sweater.

The guy from the new Doctor Who show could work as well.

You don't have to be strong or even masculine. Just successful, high status.
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>>8514837
>open up goggles to check if this is true

I don't even know why, I don't even want to see it
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>>8514781
What are you doing with this?
I just got here.
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>>8514781
That reminds me, I haven't watched Dan Vs since the Wild West episode. Where can I download it?
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>>8514863
>More like Solid Crybaby!
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>>8514840
But that's not a lil girl ponae
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>>8514865

Ain't no one got time for this shit

I'm just gonna call you a pedo right now though for having Ponyville Confidential as a favorite
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>>8514854
Going to be directly updating MLPG, I'll meet up any other horsefucker from mlpg going.
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>>8514893
>Show Stoppers as the bottom
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>>8514879
Cosplaying.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>8514914
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what if diamond dog was viking now?
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Why can't she be real /co/
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>>8514871

But what if I'm neither of those things?
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>>8514865
good onions
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>>8514880
is he okay?
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>>8514913
Cool beans
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hehe I found it finally

even though the minor femsnips fervor has died down
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>>8514863
She ain't thick-as-a-brick enough to be Babs
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>>8514871
>You don't have to be strong or even masculine.
...Balls.
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>>8514865
terrible onions
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>>8514880
Can't you do Pirate bay or something? Don't watch it so don't know.
>>8514949
Nope, he died.
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>>8514865

1. TLR

2. The rest
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>>8514905
Braeburned should have a table.
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>>8514949
he's dead. punctured spleen/intestines.
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>>8514925
looks more like the goblin from the original monster manual
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>>8514926

Why cant GG draw her taking the dick?
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Hamburger Time 3 Journal: The Boopceañera
Day 5
2/21/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6691 (Running Total: 40173)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26154 (Running Total: 159866)

Got a lot of pretty pretty pictures today. Good to see it still happening around here!

Also I think that latest .mov got released or something recently, but they've all been terrible since APPLES, so that's that.
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Why didn't you save her?
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>>8514949
Yeah, hes just a little stuck up.
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>>8514769
>Whispering sweet little nothings into your ear
>That little robotic voice is just so cute
>Get them together with some other drone pones and they sing in autotune
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>>8514905

Braeburned said he'd give any mlpgfag a free print.
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>>8514970
It isn't on TPB, that's why I asked.
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>>8514957

I love this picture so much
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>>8514926
Would you take advantage of FemSnails in heat?
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>>8514955
>pony head on a human body

the worst kind of anthro imaginable
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>>8514989
because YOLO
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>>8515002
anon, I would any of those cartoon horses
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>>8514987
>not why wings
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>>8514989
Why would I want to save some jew rat?
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>>8514997
me too, I love me some OC
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>>8514970
>>8514977
Oh shit, really?
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>>8514987

>no morale

But Leth how am I supposed to feel if you drop below high one day if you don't have a morale level
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thank you guys for the nice birthday stuff!
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>>8515013
from the thumbnail the joint just looks like a big smirk on Marker Pony's face.

Also it's kind of weird she never got a name. I mean Marker Pony is a title, she never told us her real name.
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>>8514987
>it's still happening
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>>8515013
>swag and yolo
>even used ironically

git out ponebrone
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>>8515042
anon it is obviously markerita
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>>8514880
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/dan-vs

Ta-da
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I want an entire season of anti mane 5.
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>>8514880
I got it from here when I watched it. Haven't watched it in a while neither.
http://hotsauceonpizza.tumblr.com/dan%20vs
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>>8514991
>autotune
>a drone pone will never call you "short~aay"
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>>8515023

Anon, you'll have no friends if you keep being such a passive-aggressive loser
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>>8515041
sorry i couldnt get anything for you
happy birthday anyway
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>>8514957
Man this looks weird.

I mean, this and GR's pic should basically be the same, but GR's looks much better for some reason
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>>8515047
#SWOLO
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>>8515002
I wouldn't take advantage of her. I'd calm her down, try and keep her occupied. At best I'd help her buy a toy or something.
Then when she's back to her senses I'd rail her crosseyed.
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i just realized, i have to act as, essentially, Rarity's inner fashion designer with these stories, since in virtually every spot i have for her, she's trying to make an Appearance.

UNDER PRESSURE, PUSHING DOWN ON ME

though, this one is good.
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>>8515076

>GR's looks better

AHAHAHAHA
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>>8514991
The cuteness would be too much for me.

But I still think I'd prefer one of the other plane pones.
I'd like to fly them.
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>>8515066
>get an overseas mission
>requires a carrier
>IM ON A BOAAAT
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>>8514997
The facial expression makes it complete
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>>8515042
Her name is marker pony

Like coke pony is coke pony

And pizza pony is pizza pony

Giving them names gives them more character and detracts from what they are, also leads to giving them a personality, which they shouldn't have, outside of headcanons.
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>>8515068
He won't get any friends for liking that picture, either.
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>>8515002
if she is legal age sure. im not gonna fuck a kid.
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>>8515028
sometimes it's just obviously lethal
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>>8515114

Maybe if he goes around showing his friends his porn
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So sw4g.mov came out, opinions?
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>>8515041
I didn't get you anything.
I'm not even sure who you are.
Happy birthday though.
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>>8515041
I'm going to be late for yours ;_;
Sorry
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>>8515088
You've finally written a good story for once?
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>>8515107
In a literal sense of course
But I like the idea that we labeled them as what they do but they have real names. If that's not too far into OC DO NOT STEAL territory for you.
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>>8515133
shit/10

it's shit
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>>8515095
At least to me it does.
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>>8515139

if it's you asking, doubtful.
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>>8514989
Why didn't you save him?
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>>8515107
>Her name is marker pony
>marker pony
>pony
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>>8515133
It's shit.

Seriously, one of the worst 15 minutes I ever spent.
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>>8515088
What are you doing now?
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>>8515160

I only worry about saving cute lolis.
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>>8515057
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>>8515133
I dunno
he's come a long way since Jerry in terms of animation and it was kinda sorta entertaining in his crude style
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>>8515144
It's not cute, and it's not funny, so why is it?
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>>8515133
I would've keyed the shit out of that car...


okay i'm lying, i would've walked past it and angrly call it a dick.. in my head.
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>>8515076
its prob the straight facing mostly symmetrical pose, that can really flatten the figure.

-Vilppu
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>>8515143

>Naming your pokemon
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>>8515144
pretty stupid but I like this one out of context frame
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>>>/q/438646
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>>8514989
Why? What happened?

I respect peoples' privacy too much to read some girl's diary.
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>>8515042
She is nothing but an object, Anon.
Like Coke, Furnace and Tabasco.
She is something you use, she is nothing but an object, a thing. Once her purpose is over you toss her aside.
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>>8515160
He failed because he didn't make any friends.
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>>8515199
>not naming your pokemon
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>>8515151
>>8515162
>>8515190
>they actually watched it

I'd like to ask you to leave
forever4
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>>8515125
I didn't think that would be enough to kill the guy.

Hospitalization, yeah, but shit.
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>>8515144
I really wish ponies would do more pony stuff on the show.
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>>8515195
I have keyed a car before.

It wasn't very satisfying. They probably never even noticed.
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>>8515144

What the hell is wrong with this comic?
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>>8515187

Slow it down and add "It's Happening"
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>>8515211
got the full thing colored?
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>>8515180
but lolis love der furer
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>>8515224
If I saw them using a feedbag on the show I'd be so happy
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>>8515224
Sorry, anon, they aren't ponies. They're Ponies. You're watching the wrong show.
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>tfw no qt3.14 avg russian bf
>tfw no pony bf
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>>8515160
I tried.
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>8515013
where is the marker pic unedited?
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>>8515231
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>>8515222
they got fucked up
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>>8515240
but that isnt how ponies use feedbags
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>>8515227
they kinda went overly dramatic with it.
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>>8515244
What if there's some one here who has been watching G1 this entire time and is really color blind so he didn't notice and though we were just calling them different names ironically?
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>>8515237
*Führer
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>>8515009
what kind of anthro do you prefer? Hoof hands?
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>>8515222
now that's just overkill
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>>8514420

>The fabric of her lingerie is smooth beneath your palms - warm and soft like a woman ought to be
>Babs seems to be enjoying your ministrations as much as you, muttering as if to herself how warm your hands are.
>She sighs softly as you cup them, your hands wandering and exploring her bounteous assets;
>the ones you've been dying to touch ever since she started to blossom from a stocky, chubby girl to a voluptuous, stunning woman;
>since you started seeing how attractive your friend suddenly became once you hit thirteen.
>You brush a thumb across a spot of fabric that feels just a little more taut than the rest of her bra, half-guessing and half-just-lucky, and are rewarded with a tiny gasp, a sound very unlike her.


>>8514008

>in a sudden burst of boldness, you plant your hands on them, a few centimeters of fabric between her nipples and your palms, and do something you've been waiting to do ever since you discovered what breasts are.
>She jumps, gasping louder. "H-hey, watch it...! Not so rough..."
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>>8515257
I love this comic. Sometimes fandom produces nice stuff to balance fandumb and retardism.
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>>8515263
enlighten me
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>>8515246
hellllo goal physique

no homo
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>>8515257
>that bab spike

heart_attack_reaction_image.jpg
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>>8514883
What is it with you and making gay characters?
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>>8515270
I wouldnt be suprised

ive already heared of blindanon
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>>8515257
Is that the legit fanon look of Starswirl?
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>>8515310

hope you have a way to get roids
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>>8515246
Pavel is the reason I work out.
One day I'll have him.
No homo Slight homo
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>pony will never pony pony
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>>8515144
here, i fixed it.
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>>8515282
No, this is.
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>>8515240
I want to put a feed bag on a ranting Twilight.

>I TOLD PINKIE TO PUT THE BOOKS BACK IN THE RIGHT ORDER WHY DOES SHE NEV- *munch munch munch*
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>>8515257
thank
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>>8515353
jesus
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>>8515330
>fanon
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>>8515352
thank you anon
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>>8515352

Good!

I noticed the original comic told like 3 jokes and was all over the place. It lacked focus.
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>>8515353
fuck
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>>8515384
I have not seen Starswirl in the show yet...
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>8515353
no cop died in that though
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>>8515335
>implying that's not a natty physique
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Okay made some changes, better or worse? About to break out the super glue and make it perm
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>>8515330
Dress is canon.

The pony is made up.
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>>8515352
Much better!
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>>8515283
I want to suck on them.
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>>8515330
I see some draw him more blue-ish with white mane, but otherwise the appearance is pretty consistent from artist to artist.
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>>8515410
Just get one printed. Plain white lettering should not cost that much and it won't look shit.
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>>8515408
his ass is terrible though
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>>8515408

I'm not gay but holy shit that ass
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>>8515413
Okay, kinda what I was going for there, I want a solid body for the wizard.
...for reasons.
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>>8515353
>Not checking for tripwires
He done derped
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>>8515410
what the fuck i thought it was tape
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>>8515330
I don't think anyone's really made a definitive Starswirl yet.
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>>8515283
Lightly pinch them
While kissing on her exposed areas of her breasts
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>>8515436
He doesn't have time.
THIS IS A LAST SECOND THING~!
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>>8515453
clearly it's this
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>>8515352
and another take
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>>8515436
>Las Pegasus Tomorrow
>Paying 30 for a shirt I am probably going to wear once
This cost like 7 bucks bro
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Guys. I just went full driver.
>walk in to local convenience store to get some beer.
>cute girl behind the counter.
>grab a 6 pack
>go up to the counter.
>look at the dvd rack.
>see girl who played with fire starring noomi rapace.
>"good movie."
>girl says, "yeah, I just put those on the shelf, that one really caught my eye. So you liked it?"
>"yeah, its uh.."
>notice shes looking in my eyes and is genuinely interested in hearing my opinion.
>remember the driver
>smile to myself
>"its good."
>keep smiling as she rings me up.
>"stay safe out there"
>"enjoy the weather."
>maintain eye contact as I walk out the door.
how'd I do guys??
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>>8515453
>gradient filters
v class="postContainer replyContainer" id="pc8515489">
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>>8515453
Pretty much so
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>>8515467
>>8515467
Whatever then it's fine I guess.
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>>8515437
u wot m8?
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>>8515478
meh
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>>8515483
that's a pretty cool story brother, but where are the ponies?
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>>8515435
>but otherwise the appearance is pretty consistent from artist to artist
You forgot this rendition of him. Well, now we know it was a "he", thanks to last ep.
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i love to hit women
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>>8515493
Stop.
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>>8515483
>I told a girl I liked a movie
>Am I alpha now?
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>>8515497
The cashier was Lyra obviously, how else would a female be interested in his opinion.
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>>8515505
You mean hit on women
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>>8515502
I've kinda always assumed Starswirl was a he.
And I forgot that this one even existed. Has there been more updates to it?
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>>8515483

Has there been a Feel Pony?
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>>8515493
what tumblr is this
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>>8515505
me too, but only ugly or fat women
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>>8515483

you did REAL HUMAN BEING and REAL HERO

were her hands also dirty when she handed you the beer? well thats good for you because so am I from the bad weather outside

JESUS CHRIST
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>>8515531
This is cute.
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>>8515505
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>>8515529
Nope
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>>8515539
A pony made of feels? I don't think one exists
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>>8515539
I don't think anyone ever made it work
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>>8515511
>Fluttershy kicked away her comforter over the night.
>She wakes up, notices the disturbed comforter and panics, thinking something was in her bed.
>She cautiously exits her bedroom.
>Decides to greet the mysterious suitor, but finds nothing.
>Leaves her window open the following night, hoping they come back.
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>>8515557
a real human bean
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>>8515543
http://pavel-petel.tumblr.com
Hottest man alive
No homo

He has nudes on there
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>>8515561
>tfw the dickslap version is >3mb
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>tfw you will never a filthy mutant rat girl who makes pony porn for a living.
;_;
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>>8515539
>there will never be a feel pony and a boop pony
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>>8515502
Female ponies aren't typically "bearded".
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>>8515605
imgur link it and I'll see what I can do
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>>8515518
>go to Universal Studios
>visit Wizarding World
>they have Hufflepuff merch on sale
>nobody is even touching it while browsing
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>>8515529
Twilight said hes a stallion.
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>>8515620
That's why tumblr is called Starswirl Unbearded
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>>8515620
what if the beard wasn't on her face
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>>8515626
imgur cant take gifs bigger than 2mb.
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>>8515604
thanks, no homo
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>>8515641
Oh, okay. I thought it was like someone's idea of what the actual character would be.
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>>8515620
Below the belt, Anon.
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>>8515620
maybe she has a beard down low
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>>8515649
is it on derpibooru or something?
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>>8515586
twilight why would you want a girlfriend? you're not a lesbian.
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>>8515607
You're gross, corwin.
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>>8515631

>Go to Universal Studios
>Rude Eurofag tourists everywhere

Seriously what the hell man
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>>8515607
sorry corwin, you are past your prime now. its time to retire.
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>>8515659
It is, just more free approach. You know, only 1 toy of 4 (the generations) of Starswirl is a colt?
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>>8515649
dropbox that shit
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>>8515631
>>8515672
>go to universal studios
>alien ship suddenly comes crashing down

the hell america
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>>8515683
>You will never put down an expired drawfag
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>8515660
who drew this?
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>>8515699

Art-Anon
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>>8515698
>I havent

time to check whos left on the bingo
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>>8515596
that's an amusing interpretation
good job
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>>8515683
>>8515671
Can we just stop giving him encouragement now? I mean, he's actually gone full furry. He hasn't drawn any pony stuff in like a week.
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>>8515698
But they've seen things. Things you people wouldn't believe.
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>>8515596
>Leaves the window open night after night
>each night she waits sleeplessly in her bed, yearning for their warmth
>they never come back

She just wants someone to make her feel special...
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>>8515136
>>8515135
>>8515071
aw its okay guys, thank you either way!
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>>8515257

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfuwO4kY8C

My Celestia sucks.
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>ask girl out on a date
>she says yes
>ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies
>she just gives me a blank stare
>ok well you guys should pick me up around 7
>give her a fist bump and run home in excitement
>her and her dad pick me up around 7
>no one says a word on the way there
>he drops us off
>as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask him for the money for the movie
>he just stares at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he gives me $30
>I clear my throat and keep my hand out
>he gives me another $10
>I roll my eyes and say "thanks, guy" really sarcastically
>girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
>get to the ticket window
>ask her "did your dad give you any money for the movie?"
>she looks like she's about to cry
>"well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
>we didn't go on a second date
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>>8515666
fuck you satan stop oppressing me
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http://vimeo.com/60190204

Tabitha you crazy woman
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Well MLPG off to bed for me, I'll keep you all updated on shit some of friday and most all Saturday. Any leaks or hints during the QA should be posted with my trip. I'll try to snag some pics of some nice cosplayers too.
>>
Tex.

I know you're out there.
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>>8515723
I see an image and I just run with it.
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>>8515732

>Implying she doesn't just want someone to love her
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>>8515724
>he took a short break let's turn on him

Autist of the highest caliber right here.
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>>8515737
>neow
that was the best bit anyway
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>>8515737
ok thanks for warning me it sucks, now i dont have to click on the link.
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>>8515767
Took a short break... To draw furry shit.
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>>8515786
but mlp is furry you shit
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>>8515786
Anon, we're all furries here
why is that such a big deal
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>>8515786
>because pony shit is supposed to be better for some reason
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>>8515786
>ponies aren't furry

So much denial.
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>>8515736
Happy birthday! I hope you die!
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>MLPG will never celebrate your birthday

So I finally got the tablet working on the second monitor. I gotta' get used to the way it maps the tablet to this resolution, so I'm just doing little doodles with my legacy brush.

Anyone got any requests?
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>>8515786
You're saying that as if it's a huge difference.
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>>8515521
>lyra working as a cashier at a convenience store

why do I find this interesting
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>>8515786
She's not even a furry.
>>8515807
When's your birthday?
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>>8515807
You have the same birthday as me.

But you weren't around.
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>>8515807
when's your birthday, Tan?

Also, since apparently you hate this image you should do another picture of Big Macintosh in a cpae
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>>8515807

sweaty gildabuns

when's your birthday so I can celebrate it?
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>>8515805
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Enjoy
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>>8515831
I thought it was a pretty dress
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>>8515807
whens your birthday
gonna draw for you even if i dont draw
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>>8515842
That's a great gif.
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>>8515845
heh
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>>8515807
>Anyone got any requests?

A Kleer Skeleton form Serious Sam as a pone
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>>8515807
I don't even celebrate my own birthday except for going out to eat.
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>>8515845

One day I hope someone will actually draw a penis in one of these so I'll be surprised
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>>8515845
Thank you anon

I will cherish it intensively
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>>8515807
Draw this but with Fluttershy
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>>8515854
HAHA WOW
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>>8515845
thanks rose
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>>8515660

>Ow

That's cute.
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>>8515851
I think you're right, generally a cape wouldn't go under the chest
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>>8515873
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You have 30 minutes to draw or write something about this pony!
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>>8515951
eh, I'm done drawing for now
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>this sold for only $125
FUCK i missed out.
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>>8515951
No I'm tired.
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>>8515951
check your privilege
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NEW
>>8515965
>>8515965
>>8515965
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>>8515922
The faun is adorable when he is 'tough'.
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>>8515975
>16 posts early
The fuck are you doing?
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>>8515851
It was supposed to be a dress, just like this Snails one.

>>8515821
>>8515831
>>8515832
>>8515853
what >>8515829 said. I was actually around but left at some point. Probably before you got here. It was on Jan 3rd.

I see a few requests, are you sure you guys don't have more?
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>>8515951
Wunnaponnatime there was a little brown filly. She was fat and had a dumb voice. Anon took pity on her and acquiesced to her pathetic pleadings. "Fine!" he said "Bend over!" The stinky little rotten apple replied, "GEE, TANKS, MISTAH!" Anon merely grumbled and sighed as he began to lick her anus. They achieved simultaneous orgasm just from this act.
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>>8515951

A Babs fanfic, by Anon:

The ass was fat.
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>>8515992
Fat Rainbow Dash crying and having a heart attack.
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>>8515992
Alright how about Mr. Cake telling Mrs. Cake to get back to twerk.
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>>8515992
Something with Babs and the CMC
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>>8515992

I don't think you understand how much I want more sweaty gildabuns

and happy late birthday
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>>8515631
>go to Universal Studios
>visit Wizarding World
>try butterbeer for the first time
i want to go back anon...
it's "wait-in-line-for-a-whole-day-for-sweet-apple-acres-amazing-cider" amazing
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>>8516144

Oh my god, right?

Backed up all the way across the wooden bridge to the Jurassic Park area, but totally worth it
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>>8516183
when did you go? last time i went was in 2011
did you cheat like i did to ride the flying booth ride like a billion times?
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>>8516287

Last time I went was in November for my birthday.

What's the cheat? That flying booth is my favorite ride in the whole park.
>>
why do you need to have drive and confidence, long-term goals, why do you need to be "successful"

why do you need to have a qt gf, an apartment or house of your own, a steady job if not multiple jobs, a STEM major, impeccable taste in fashion, a fitness plan and self-prepared meals, patrician knowledge of music and literature, knowing all the cartoons from the 80s and 90s, a love of hard vidya, a hatred of popular anime, incredible drawing skills, coding abilities, the ability to make friends easily both online and in everyday life, condescension towards and advice for everyone inferior to you

why is this the only way to be happy in life?

sometimes I wish someplace like Equestria did exist because maybe at least they wouldn't have such expectations
>>
>>8515458
>>8515424

>You ease your grip, rubbing lightly where your fingers dug into her, as if to draw the pain out, apologizing quietly to her.
>Babs shrugs it off, although you've noticed her hand now rests on your arm, her thumb stroking your bicep as it slides up to your shoulder and back down, sending a little buzzing through that side of your body.
>"It's... it's okay... just go easy on 'em... tits bruise easier than you'd think..."

You move your hands up, after a furtive glance at her, back up to where they rested before - over her nipples, which even through the fabric you can already tell are stiff and aching.
>As you gently massage her, you lower your head into Babs' bosom, the just-slightly-olive softness set so invitingly before you.
>your nose fills with a scent you will never be able to describe forever after as anything but "Woman," and your lips touch featherlight to her skin, making her jump as if shocked.
>The taste of her soap and her skin, the taste of HER, hits your tongue and you find yourself intoxicated, your kisses growing harder, deeper, more frantic.
>Babs' eyes drift closed, and a low hum of contentment escapes her - one of many, punctuated with little gasps and nigh-silent, sensuous sighs as you gently pinch and knead, not enough to hurt her again, but enough to make her breaths come slow and deep and her hands grip your shoulder and stroke your hair, and your name slip quietly whisper-like past her lips.
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>>8516601
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>8516601
massage and tease the underside
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>>8516450
when I was there, the line was backed up for about 1.5-2 hours. once you got to a certain point, the exit to the ride was over halfway closer to the beginning (it was next to the locker bay).
the way they had it was so messed up, because the lockers were right next to the gift shop, and the exit led to the gift shop
>exit>giftshop>lockers>halfwaypoint

once you exited the hallway, just walk through the locker room and cut in front of everyone. I may be an asshole, but I rode that thing like 10 times in one day.

the reason it was so easy to do was because the guards just thought you went into the locker room to put your belongings away, then come out to continue the line...
also, you can ride the men in black ride SO MANY TIMES if you choose the single-rider line. probably about the most-rideable thing at the park.
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>>8516802

You should try going with a fast pass

The mummy is such a good ride, and I don't consider it a good time unless I ride it 30~ times a day

And we usually stay at a hotel when we go
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>>8516601
Suckle on her nipples, rub that areole with my tongue
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>>8516883
>tfw the mummy ride starts to slide backwards
>tfw listening to daft punk on rock n' rollercoaster
>tfw knowing how to get 999,999 score on mib ride
I really need a vacation...

>youtube ad for universal studios
fucking chrome...
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>>8517011

You know about how to access the secret tracks for the rock n' rollercoaster, right?
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>>8517123
go on
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>>8517184

http://www.bestoforlando.com/articles/secret-songs-on-universal-orlandos-hollywood-rip-ride-rockit%20/

Float On master race
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>>8517257
excellent... now if only the ride lasted as long as each song...
danke anon
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>>8517362

No problem!
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>>8516794

>You cup her breasts once more, this time, lightly drawing your fingers up from the bottom toward the top. Meanwhile, your lips move northward, to her collarbone, then to her shoulder, tasting her under her bra strap as it falls down her arm, then up to her neck, until your lips are pressed against hers.
>Her tongue slips silky into your mouth and you taste her, feel her fingers in your hair, her breath tickling your nose as she explores your lips with hers, savoring you like a cool drink or a warm meal.
>Your hands continue to rub and massage, but suddenly she grunts into your mouth, and pulling away, whispers, "Wait, hang on a second."
>her hands leave you, and you feel a sudden sense of loss, of cold as they do, maybe from losing her touch, or maybe from how warm you suddenly realize you are through the drunken haze of your osculation-induced euphoria.
>she reaches behind her, and unclasps her bra.
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>>8517404
sweet jesus
time for a motorboat
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>>8517454
Now that's just crass.

>>8517404
Let's not let her be the only one stripping down here.
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>>8517454
A MOTORBOAT CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL KILLING YOU BOTH.
BAD END.
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>>8517604
>>8517454

>She pulls the clasp open and slowly slowly peels it forward, catching the cups in her hands as she gives you a fox-sly smile.
>"How bad you wanna see 'em?"
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>>8517404
Help her remove the bra, slowly. One breast at a time.

Draw things out for her
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>>8517676

Don't say anything, just start kissing and hold her head.
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>>8517676
Gently pry her fingers away, one by one
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>>8517676
Not as badly as I want to do naughty things to them.
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>>8517730
>>8517861
>>8517814
>>8517687

>You cradle her cheek in a palm and lean in to take her in a kiss again, desperate to know that feeling again, as the other goes to pry that offending garment from her fingers, how DARE it get between you and this girl who makes your heart thud and your pants grow tighter.
>But you find your lips meeting her fingers as she quickly crosses an arm in front of her chest, holding her last vestige of support up and creating a deep valley of soft brown skin.
>"Ah-ah-ah..."
>Again that fox-sly smile rises as her voice lowers.
>"Take off your shirt. I wanna see you too. You ain't the only one who's been wantin' to see some skin~"
>Her arm jostles, her ample flesh bouncing and shaking hypnotically against that accursed, teasing bra.
>"Lemme see you."
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>>8517986
You heard the lady, get naked.
But does she want us to disrobe or drop trou?
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>>8517986

Let lack of self-confidence overwhelm you was you know how your body is not attractive by any definition.
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>>8517986
take off my ask if she wants to play some mortal kombat
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>>8518114
>>8518150

>You don't consider yourself exactly "handsome," but she wants to see you - how can you resist?
>You're no Chippendale's dancer or bodybuilder or model, but she wants to see you - how can you refuse?
>While you pull your shirt over your head, the cool air hitting you like water on a skillet, your head is covered for all of a few seconds, not long at all but just long enough for her to pull down her zipper and shimmy out of her pants.
>You come up and throw your shirt aside just in time to see the denim hit the floor, and a shapely brown leg attached to a shapely brown girl step out of it, her hips swinging as she does, that smile now a wicked grin as she blows a lock of stray red hair out of her face, those eyes locked on to you.
>She glances down at your pants, and the flick of an eyebrow is all it takes to convey without a single word to say, and you all but snap the button off as you tear yourself free of them.
>"That's more like it," she says, as she lets the bra drop.
>And you see her, really see her, for the first time, see how kind puberty was to her, see her smooth and shapely, full of femininity, her nipples stiff and her panties soaked and it's all you can do to stop yourself taking her then and there.
>There are no words that come to mind, no syllable is there to find, while she hooks a thumb into her lacy red panties and asks "Whaddaya think?"
>and then she glances down and gets her answer. And precisely the one she wanted to hear.
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>>8518527

She tries to be the one in control, but she obviously has been wanting, putting up with the lack of initiate. Ask why she didn't say something?
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>>8518527
I don't think I need to say anything at this point. Let our bodies do the talking.
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>>8518820

>Storming through the door of her room, a tangle of kisses and gropes and the taste of arousal and hormones, of sweat and perfume and Babs' laughter as her palms caress your chest and with a push, set you tumbling down on your back onto her bed, a simple mattress set on the floor, with her on top of you, her hair askew and her breasts resting heavily on your chest, divinely warm and plush and soft, like a woman ought to be.
>Now free of that lacy barrier, your hand are free to enjoy and savor her every feminine curve, and you drink her in like a fine Italian wine
>Her breasts in your hands, gently tugging and teasing at her aching brown nipples, suckling and nibbling or just playing with them, watching how they swing and bounce, pulling gasps and moans from Babs, and whispers of your name, while she grinds herself on you, drenched with the sweetest honey as only a girl with a sting like Babs' could have, the scent driving you mad, like a question whose answer is close at hand, a question that slips out a moment later.
>"Why now?"
>You manage to ask, in bursts when your lips aren't occupied with better things, why she waited for you to move first, if she wanted this as badly as you do - why she didn't say so.
>And she breaks away for a minute, that smile coming back before she starts to laugh and says, "Whaddaya THINK I've been doin' all this time, babe?"
>Before she leans down, and gives you a little kiss.

>"Besides, you came around, didn'tcha?"
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>>8519206
I'll be coming around, alright, if she keeps this up.
Grab her butt while burying face in cleavage.
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>>8519206

Slid off them panties.
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>>8519277

>You guess you did. If you'd known it would have been as easy as this, you'd have made your move long ago, but that's all in the past now - what matters is this moment here, in Babs' room
>on her mattress with her posters on the walls and her clothes on the floor and her sheets over the two of you and her breasts shaking enticing arousing as an aphrodisiac dance as that beautiful scent of her need feels every corner of your thoughts and you ache against her.
>All right. If it's initiative she wants, then you'll deliver.
>You sit up, your hands slip down to her shapely backside, gently embracing, just enjoying her as you kiss her breasts heaving with her panting breath and you wind her panties around your fingers by the straps and looking up into those green eyes, you tell her you want her, all of her
>here and now
>her and you
>you want to whisper her name in her ear and make her shudder against you as you tell her you love her from the core of your being in the only way that can possibly be right.
>And these fucking panties are getting in the way.
>You put Babs on her back and pull - no, peel - them, a dark red, sticky bunch, from her mound crowned with a tuft of red, and your own underwear follows after and for a moment, you kneel on the mattress and just look at the woman before you, and in that moment, she is truly the most beautiful woman in the world.
>She sits up and takes your lips in hers, her legs around your hips, and says "I'm ready."
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>>8519628

Aw yea gurl
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>>8519628
Fingers first, then the tongue. Much as I want to enter her, I want to lay claim to her entire body and worship it up and down. And maybe get a titfuck out of it before breaking her in.
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>>8519905
>>8519929

>You lay her down and make her comfortable, her head on her pillow and her thigh in your hand and your bodies pressed against one another as you enjoy the warmth and pulsing feeling of light and heat jumping between yourselves, her nest of red curls tickling your shaft and those lips on you, before you break away, and kneel down between those thighs.
>For a second you just take in the sight of her, that thick flower dripping sweet honey suckle nectar and like a connoisseur you dip in a finger and feel her from within, velvet-soft and smooth and slick, so soaked she hardly feels you going in until you spot the little bud just above it and give it a tiny lick
>a tiny lick that sends a shockwave rocketing up from her womanhood through her body and out of her mouth as a sound that makes your shaft twitch, while your fingers go in again, again.
>A fat brown nipple finds itself between your lips and you suckle her richly as your fingers tease and tickle and please her
>you take your fingers from within her, shining with her honey - sticky and slick and every bit as sweet to taste, for you and for her as she sucks her own juices from your hand and gives some back to you in a kiss, which you repay with a kiss to another set of lips, a passionate, frenzied kiss that has Babs begging you not to stop, breasts heaving with her breath as her thighs hold your head in place.
>Babs' body is a divine garden of female beauty and sensual joy - and you feast upon her.
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>>8520167
Well, don't leave her out of the fun, if she wanted to see us naked, too, didn't she have something in mind?
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>>8520246

>"Don't stop don't stop don't you DARE stop" is the helpless refrain hissed through clenched teeth as she goes ever closer to coming, her panting comes faster and her muscles clench and squeeze and spasm, until she grabs you by the hair and presses your mouth into her entrance.
>She jerks and twitches, an unwomanly grunt escaping her as you drink down a wave of her pure salty-sweet pleasure.
>Finally relenting, she releases you as a wave moves through her and she rides it, hopping on her back as her body goes haywire for a few seconds, the only sound from her a smiling whimper as she looks adoring up at her Adonis as the throes of her body's elation abate at last.
>She can barely form a sentence as the mist of warmth and light fills her head still; and when she can, she pushes you down into a sitting position, grabbing a bottle standing watch like a sentinel on her nightstand, and crawls slowly smoothly sensually over your body.
>"Just lay back... lemme repay ya'."
>A splash of cool slickness on your shaft that drips and dribbles down in rivulets of oil down your length and her hand, with surprising tenderness, strokes your length until it shines smooth;
>And she tosses the bottle aside and smiles that fox-sly smile at you again, wiping off the rest of the lube on her chest until it too shines smooth and sensuous.
>She slides down, looking up at you, and smiles wider.
>"How about this?"
>And your rod is engulfed by pillowy softness and warmth between her breasts.
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>>8520442
I can't control myself in such a situation. I'd grab and thrust and squeeze and call her beautiful.
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>>8520498

>"You like that, huh, big guy?"
>She leans down and licks your tip as it bobs out from between her cleft, a moist warm buzz moving through you as you thrust between them, satiny and yielding as her sopping wet entrance;
>and all you can do is grunt out a sound approximating, "Y-yeah...!" as a fantasy you've had since you could say "puberty" finally comes to fruition.
>Your hands find their way on top of hers and your hips drive against her up-and-down metronomic mammaries, slapping obscenely against each other, as the heat builds at your tip and spreads its way down your shaft and you babble brainlessly whatever comes to mind;
>and all you can think of is how perfect and fine is this curvaceous beauty you've called friend, and at last, can now call lover.
>your hands move in a starved, desperate scramble around her breasts, as if trying to gather up all that womanly bounty, lest it be swept away by the wind, and you will not allow that
>No.
>You will never let this woman go, because you are hers, and she is yours and you are close so close and you can only hope she hears you as you try to say so.
>She smiles again, her voice low and smoky.
>"What are ya' waitin' for, stud? Give it to me."

>Your eyes pulse and mind goes blank, beautifully blank
>You call her by name as you paint a pearly necklace on her throat, and she makes it a plaything for a time before she gathers up your seed and swallows it.
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>>8520693

Now that we're all warmed up, time for some real loving...
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>>8520693

>Her warmth and softness cuddles its way up to you, her arms around your shoulders, that scent you can only call "Woman" filling your nose again
>She takes your lips with hers, moaning low in her throat as she greedily enjoys you, waiting for your little friend to wake up again, coaxing him gently along with fleeting, flitting fingertip strokes as he lays against her entrance, her pubic hair a pillow for his head while he catches his breath.
>Your hands go to her as easy as breathing, one hand stroking her back, the other, cradling her cheek.
>And for a while, nothing is said. Because nothing need be said but the sound of your lips and the shifting of the sheets.
>Your refractory time ticks down to zero at last, and you swell with virile pride once more. She strokes him with a soft strong hand before she breaks the silence.
>"I want you."

>Who are you not to oblige?

>She eases her way down, warmth and slick tightness wrapping around you, but more than that, a feeling of wholeness, a filling of a hole not in a carnal sense, not even in a physical one.
>A filling of a hole in a whole you didn't know wasn't at all.
>You hilt inside her, looking into her eyes as she faces you and what happens between you is nothing for words - it is of quiet breaths and a slow, even rhythm of her against you, you inside her, whispering each other's names as she comes, and takes you along with her, arms tight around you.
>because this is for you, and you only.
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>>8520969

>When all is done, you lay naked beneath the sheets, arms and legs all a tangle, enjoying each other's warmth like a campfire to ward off the chill, sharing a blanket, hands idly cradling one another as you both drift away.

>In the middle of the night, you awake to find yourself abed with a girl you've known for years, both of you naked.

>The night is chilly, the scent from lovemaking now faded, but still there, perfuming the bedroom. For a moment, there is no sound but the occasional siren in the distance from outside; you lay there and look at her.

>She sleeps on, and you watch her for a while, gently reaching out and brushing that lock of hair out of her face.

>She stirs awake at your touch, looking up at you with a dreamy smile.
>"Hey..."

>You reach out and stroke your hand on her cheek.
>"Hey."

Her voice is quiet, and rough from fatigue.
>"I gotta favor to ask ya', Anon... hear me out?"
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>>8521078

Anything Babs...
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>>8521122

>She slides closer to you, wrapping her arms around you, holding that curvaceous, beautiful body against you.

>"Stay with me...?"
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>>8521155

"...how long have you been waiting?"
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>>8521194

>"A long time."
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>>8521239

"Why didn't you say anything?"
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>>8521260

>She looks at you for a long moment, then leans in, and gives you a little kiss, like so many before it, but now with new meaning; before cuddling up to you with a smile.

"I was sayin' lots... Just had to wait for you to start listenin'."
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>>8521358

"...you mean to tell me we could have done this sooner!"
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>>8521407

>"We gotta lotta lost time to make up for, babe. Tomorrow."
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Thanks for playing along.
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>>8521464

aw yea gurl

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