only >rape can protect us now

>>83404
There's an image cap of 250 or so, there's no reason to go TOO fast.

>MLP General on an MLP board

what is this, /vp/?

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>>83425
Get out.

>>83423
NO FAGGET WE ALWAYS GO FAST!

>>83423
>Not wanting to go fast
VGQ

>>83422
>1304711791684

but what does it mean

what's the bump limit?

Half 1

>Tears form in Rarity's eyes
>She closes them tight, then opens them and springs to her hooves
>"How... how DARE you insult my hat?"
>Her left eye begins to swell
>She picks her hat up
>"This hat is the very essence of top-of-the-line spring fashion! I spent hours on this hat and many sleepless nights! Why, I..sewing....work......Opal...
>You tune out her incessant nagging, focusing instead on your raging erection
>You begin taking off your belt
>Implying you wear a belt, goddamn hipsters
>You begin unbuckling your pants as Rarity goes on about how only the creme dela creme would recognize such fashion prowess or some shit, you really don't care at this point
>Your pants pool at your ankles
>The unicorn's eyes follow your pants then travel up your white, pasty legs until they reach your underwear
>You're wearing your silk Rarity briefs
>"Those... those are WONDERFU-"
>Whip out your dick

>>83423
It was going slow at time.

>>83404
>404
Bad Omens.

LETS TALK ABOUT SHIPPING

>>83453
Half 2

>Her expression changes so rapidly from delight to disgust that it causes a tectonic plate to shift and create a tsunami that devastates Japan
>She magically rustles through her saddlebags for a minute, then pulls out a rape whistle
>"D-don't make me use this!"
>You laugh and smack it from her magical field with your dick
>"Well, that was rud-MMPHM"
>You shoved your dick in her mouth mid-nag
>She looks into your eyes, horrified
>You lean down, your lips next to her ear, and whisper:
>"If you bite down, I'll fucking tussle your hair. I'll tussle it hard."
>She immediately begins sucking and slobbering all over your 3 inch pelvis-breaker
>It's quite possibly the worst blowjob you've received
>After about 30 seconds, announce that you're about to cum
>She winces, bracing for it
>You dryfire
>She sighs
>You pull your dick out and pee all over her fedora
>"Fedoras are for autists, bitch"
>She looks at you, appalled
>"HOW CAN YOU BE SO ABLEIST?"
>Smack her down, she's dazed
>Walk to the edge of the ring, climb under the first rope and jump off the canvas
>Tag your partner in
>It's Macho Man Randy Savage
>"I'M DIGGIN' YOUR HAIR, BROTHER!"
>He sprints for the ring and dives under the ropes
>You laugh and turn around, checking your hair in the reflection from a window
>Walk out of the stadium as Rarity shrieks and Randy shouts "I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT!"
>You smile. You're back, baby.

It was better before, but I still had fun.

>>83463
>shipping

>>83425
yes, but we renamed it /mlp/

>>83450

It's a form of code. If you succeed in cracking it you get to go to Equestria and have sex with all the fluffy ponies.

>>83450
IT'S A MYSTERY!

hi i drawd yu a piktur!

cn i b drawdfwend tooo?

>>83450
The numbers, Mason.

>>83305

Pony Figurines (17 total)
Canterlot Bedspread
2 pony posters
1 shirt
1 plushie

Can someone write a greentext hate story for Ross's Pinkie Pie? Like something about her dying from obesity. Bonus points if it kills Rarity and his stupid ship.

>>83436
So what that makes him a dude who drew CP but has a little standards?

>>83463
> bumping ugly boats.
That's euphemism I have to work into my everyday life.

>>83425

I don't know of this "MLP board", I only know the general

>>83463
How cute would it be if it actually worked like this?

>>83472
Sweetie we know what kind of shit you're into

>>83486
You are beyond saving.

>>83425
>what is this?

The light in tthe darkness
The hope of the ponyverse
Truth.

Ally to good, nightmare to you.

etc.

>>83486
THIS COULD BE FATAL
BUT A LOT OF IT DEPENDS ON HOW BLUE EACH OF THAT STUFF IS?

>>83486
>Canterlot Bedspread

... but why?

>>83422

Marker hijacked?

>>83488
>drew CP

I don't think you know what CP is, or why it's bad.

>>83425
Hey, chill, we're all bronies here.

>>83463
COMIC ANON IS THAT YOU?

>>83470
>You smile. You're back, baby.
Oh fuck yes.

>>83515
Just in case a brony has a girlfriend, it's a sure fire way to say WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SEX

>>83487

>Try to create a ship on /mlp/ General
>Receive requests for rape, murder, and trolling to destroy it

This is why shipping in these threads is not the best idea anymore.

>>83486
That's pretty standard. No problems bro.
We good.

>>83422

>>83523
it's just anon marker, isn't it?

>>83486

>Bedspread

OVER THE LINE

>>83515
> Canterlot bedspread
I will freely admit to wanting to purchase WALL-E twin sheets

But THAT is taking things TOO FAR.

every day I come home and this little faggot is making a stupid face at me

>>83546

>>83486
>Canterlot Bedspread

>>83529
>we're all bronies here
Wiat a sec are u trying to rustle my jimmies.

>>83555
it's because she's seen your penis

>>83529

Troll story, bro

>>83555
Calling a girl a faggot is weird.

>>83555

>>83568
> penis
Let's not start this. Please.

>>83546
Fucking hell Isaac. Get your shit together.

>>83583
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH PENIS?

>>83486
Okay, wait, are you a girl?

>>83583

Such language.

>>83526

I'm honestly surprised that Disco had a level that even he would not cross. I was certain from all the Homestuck stuff he did that anything goes. Seeing MS do what Disco would not is surprising.

>>83566

>>83592
GIRLS AREN'T REAL BRO

>>83588
I've been around since February. The whole penis thing gets tossed around pretty often, and I'm just bone tired of it.

You only get to have one encounter with the futa pony of your choice.

top or bottom?

>>83555
She just wants to see you smirk

>>83583
you got a thing against penises bro?

>>83611
none

How the fuck does that marker even work, anyway? Is it just one guy posting it or whoever gets there first or what?

MS is a shitstain pedo with no dignity. Case closed, moving on.

>>83611
Twilight.
Top.

>>83611
Rarity.
both

>>83609
>bone tired
i'll ignore that
so you've been around 19 days? that's not very long

>>83623
Not going to tell
it works on magic garden gnomes

>>83623

We have select marker holders who use it. Sometimes they compete between each other.

>>83623
we delete it and post it in new threads to keep the hyper-index pointed at the newest thread

daft punk is playing at my house
what do

>>83487

>Pinkie's so fat she uses the momentum of her girth sloshing around to move forward
>she eats people and houses along the way, others getting stuck in her fat rolls like a katamari ball
>she fucking stinks
>Raruty tries to hold back her fat by holding the front door shut in Carousel Boutique
>her fat oozes through the windows and the wall collapses
>Pinkie, still eating, belches out that Rarity needs to make her a new dress, with her usual syrupy lube starting to wear thin on her throat, making her rasp
>she's so fat she fills the boutique, crush Rarity against the wall
> "Pinkie Pie, I l-love- ACK ACK ACK!" she suffocates
> Pinkie undulates her amorphous form to grab Rarity and eat her
>The moment Rarity reaches her stomach, Pinkie Pie explodes
>blood and guts and shit and ass go everywhere and flood a quarter of ponyville
>no school for the Cutie mark crusaders forever

The End

>>83630
LAST February.

>>83596
Penis is a bard word now?

Fluttershy, Flutterstalker, Futashy, Flutterbitch, Posy (G1 Fluttershy) and Flutterage all meet in a room
What happens?

>>83650
kill urself

navarone

>>83650
Tell them to do something more like Homework and stop rehashing the 80's-glam sound they've been rehashing since Discovery.

Yes I mad.

Tron: Legacy soundtrack is fucking great but it doesn't have the soul their earlier things had.

>>83611

Rainbow Dash.

If she were less than or equal to a soda can in width, then bottom. If more, then top.

>>83667
No, Please is

>>83611
I would pick Photofinish and be bottom.

>>83667
penis is now banned under strict orders from anonymous!
you better cut it off before he does

>>83667
It is sung in songs a lot, so sure.

>>83668
They secretly have pockets built into their fur or whatever, from which the spaghetti starts flowing.
The hunger in africa has been solved.

>>83604
What level would that be?

>>83660
Not late enough
Who am I kidding i'm the only octoberfag left

>>83682
Rose please stream stream

>>83689

JOKES ON YOU GUYS, ANON ALREADY REVOKED MY PENIS MONTHS AGO.

>fucking futafags in my MLPG

I just watched the new episode. It was the best episode ever, ever, ever, EVER, niggers. Prove me wrong.

>>83668

>Futashy

I hate that this is a thing. Feels bad pony.

>>83689
penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

>>83650
buy them use them break them fix them trash them change them mail, upgrade them

>>83689
You have some time.

Saving up for the surgery's been a real bitch, you have a good five years' use of the world still.

>>83708
and you won't get it back until you promise to sex with a pony good

>>83702
Porn of Faust:
Human or Pony

>>83624
I dare you to say that with your trip on

>>83702
This doesn't count as pedophilia either and Disco is still cool, right guys? There's no hypocrisy here? Right?

>>83704

Novemberfag reporting in. Oh God... why am I still here? Kill me.

>>83737
Human, because she's not a pony you dumbass.

>>83734

I will NEVER sex pony.

>>83737
... Human. Pregnant.

>>83264
so silly ross

>>83712
>not having "man held hostage by PS3 games" as the image name

>You are on vacation in a cabin in the back woods and need to go and fetch some more wood for the fire burner to keep you warm that night

>You walk a while until you come to a wooded grove and begin gathering logs

>You are chopping the logs into smaller pieces when a giggling noise from behind you makes you stop

>An orange pony with a cowboy hat is struggling not to laugh at you

>"Well shucks, sugarcube, y'alls gots to be the worst manual laborer ah've ever seen"

>You look down and see that your vest is wet with sweat and you can see your rolls beneath it

>The orange pony is laughing even harder at your expense.

What do you do?

>>83704
>joined this august
Should I shoot myself?

Somebody please share some fluffy pone feels with me

>>83704
it's not true bro, you'll always have me :3

>>83751
but pony demands sex from you

>>83744
What? No, Disco's a total pedofag, he just wouldn't draw Faust porn and that's why he's cool.

>>83757
"ps3 has no games" is such a tired old joke.

>>83762
Ah me too, i am from /tg/ though so i was slow to the party rather than cancer. I can't say i ever hated ponies though.

>>83702

>Not taking hated furfags self-insert commissions
>Not taking stolen money

Counts for somethin'.

I should have spent more time on this, anons. I'm sorry.

>>83704
that... is surprisingly accurate

I'm a june fag and come from /tv/
actually june is around the time I migrated to /v/

>>83737
MS hasn't done porn of Faust.

Not that it matters to anybody but backwards white knights like you.

>>83751
you have sexed pony three times

i taped it

>>83704
Feb of 2011. Then I ditch you guys in the beginning of Summer and came back in October.

No regrets.

>>83775
I own a PS3 and I find it hilarious, you just have to be real clever with it and joke is still funny

what if pony

>>83755

What the hell? The eyes actually look worse than the original. Otherwise, it's alright.

>>83704

My attention was drawn to it in October/November 2010 but I forgot all about it until I spontaneously remembered one day in June. What does that make me?

>>83611
I'd pick Fluttershy and ravage her anus all night.

>>83778
Saw more and more ponyshit on /v/, decided to hate on it.
Eventually gave the show a chance upon the airing of S201.
Now I'm stuck here.

>>83786
You're a trooper.

>>83786
>Ross art
AHAHAHAHHAA I LOVE YOU

>>83758
>rape

>>83798
I would seek medical advice.

I'm sorry, MS, but I never cared for attention whoring, I don't even know or care how to use tripcodes. Deal with it, pedo.

>>83762
Six months ago is a pretty long time by Internet standards. It's still kinda hard getting into "it's actually 2012 and season one first aired over a year ago" mindset.

>>83758
>implying I have rolls

I redouble my efforts to prove her wrong.

>>83799
These aren't supposed to look good, they're supposed to upset ross

>>83791

Feb fag reporting in, a little late to the party, but not too bad.

>>83805
Actually come to think of it i am a july fag but pretty much. I just decided to see what was so good about it and then went to /co/ to chat about it. Nothing jarring to be honest.

>>83718
You're wrong

>>83807
>that feel when you read Ross art as Rose art and get exited for a second

>>83786
I like the very top left

>>83788
It's accurate because it's an actual poll that people took months ago.

>>83704
Actually picked up MLP in June, Migrated to /co/ in November.

>>83774
where is disco art
never heard of him

I think there are a few more people left from the beginnings of thing that people realize

We have definitely lost a ton though, enough to change the entire character of these threads

>>83798
>mfw this as the series goes on this makes more and more sense

>>83832
I was obviously referring to the labeling, not the poll results you moron

>>83798

I remember there was an anon who was hearing Pinkie in his head some nights ago. I wonder if he's still with us, or if he's in Ponyville now.

>>83837

see the end of the previous thread

>>83704
Octoberfag here. Found the mlp thread when I was looking for spiderman noir comics

>>83842
No one is here since the beginning.

>>83774
He was also a nice guy.
>>83837
http://pornjunkyard.tumblr.com/

>>83849
He is Pinkie

>>83812

was directed at this post, of course

>>83740

>>83818

SHUT UP

THAT'S A SECRET

>>83847

>and then anon turned against rose

>>83774
So from the very base everyone is cool becuase of not drawing Lauren porn?

>>83847
please
so much fat pinkie being drawn
will someone
one of you talented artists
draw her
TIT FUCKING SOMEONE

>>83659
>Pinkie going through the 'THE PONY THAT ATE EVERYTHING' mode

funnily enough I had a dream/nightmare about exactle that

I mean sure the context basically boiled down to >PARTY INSIDE PINKIE, so there wasn't acutally anything to be horrified about... but you didn't actually know that. And you can't outrun her when she decides that your 'invited'.

>>83704
I accidentally found mlp last august.

I only returned to 4chan because of the ponies.

>>83857
Twilight looks like a lizard in that pic

>>83872
I never drew Lauren porn and I'm pretty cool. So yes.

>>83764
>Fluffy pony wants to make a banana and strawberry smoothie
>You find the ceiling and walls of the kitchen plastered with half blended strawberries, bananas, and milk
>Fluffy pony is knocked on her back, covered in smoothie
>Her legs are twitching slightly
>She's slowly licking the smoothie off the sides of her face
>The blender is off to the side, buzzing against the ground
>Her eyes slowly roll to meet yours
>She groans slightly
>she's so full of smoothie that when you tilt her forward her hooves don't touch the ground.
>you try to stop her, but she keeps rolling on her stomach, letting out a little burp.
>she rolls all the way around till she's on her stomach again, flailing her little feet.
>she giggles and hiccups, asking if you "want to pway?"

>>83812
>not an attention whore
>calling MS a pedo

Pick one

Not even SAI's trial period ending can stop the boldness of my art. They said I couldn't make great art based around my hoof fetish but I'm showing them thanks to my idol, Ross, the best artist in MLPG.

>>83872
They didn't stop drawing her OC though.

>>83877

...That's my fetish

>>83857

Not true, I know a few are. Names may change but old habits die hard. I can remember when the topic of the current general was whether or not the male ponies could even speak

>>83894
Are you implying that MS isn't a pedo?

>actually get some guild warsing done for a change
>vanquish 3 areas withing 4 hours
>close game to get some food
>refresh MLPG
this was half an hour ago

...

I'm going to be stuck here again, aren't I?

>>83805
I saw a wakfu sticky on /tg/ back in april, tried to lurk some generals of theirs, these threads turned my attention.

>>83870
>>83876
Did I miss something?

>>83896
Your trial period ended?
Here, shoot me an e-mail and I can get that fixed for you

>>83886
I never drew any kind of pony porn so does that make me even cooler?
I guess about 20% cooler?
Kill me. Kill me now please.

>>83762
Another augustfag reporting in. Feels indifferent man.

>>83905
Yeah, I remember that. And then Applebuck Season happened.

>>83910
Fuck ya you are. So how the weather in Tyria so far?

>>83905
I missed everything in the fandom.

Feels bad man.

>>83422

>>83909

MS's pedo-lust frightens me. I don't know if he was always like that, or it was bad influence from CrookedTrees and other people. Probably both.

>You bring your new fluffy pony home
>she's ecstatic, running through every room as fast as her stubby little legs will carry her
>runs into your living room and stops cold
>she's transfixed by your piano - an old upright you got from your parents when they had no room for it. You used to play a little, but not so much anymore.
>it's old, dusty and needs to be tuned pretty badly
>Fluffy Pony is awestruck
>"Wat dat?"
>You tell her it's used to make music - she blinks at you, confused.
>You realize that she's probably never heard of music.
>"Well, maybe it's better if I show you."
>You set her on the bench next to you, and let her watch as you play a short tune
>You're really rusty, but fluffy pony claps her fluffy little hooves together and cheers for you, babbling "You'w da BEST!"
>She wants to try, so you set her on your lap and watch her as she bangs on the keys, giggling.
>She tells you that she wants to "Make moozee" when she grows up.
>You smile and give her a scratch behind the ears, getting the feeling you're going to be playing the piano a lot more from now on.

WHY IS SHIPPING SO GODDAMN SHITTY

>>83909
No. He's not a pedo. Nor is he a lesbian, or a futa or a pony.

You, however, are an attention whore.

But why?

>>83923

Yep. But its funny how we had the hilarious conspiracy theory style conclusion jumping background theorizing even as far back as the first and second episode. Some things never change

>>83894
>I'm an attention whore for calling CL a dog fucker
>I'm an attention whore for calling JJ a samefacer
>I'm an attention whore for calling CT pretentious
>I'm an attention whore for calling KS a faggot who draw
>I'm an attention whore for being right

>>83894

>attention whoring as an annon

Unrustle yourself and leave already, MS, you can't even think straight anymore

>>83917
i'm having the same problem with my SAI ;_;

>>83926
I'm actually in Elona atm and I just found out that there is dynamic weather.

When I was getting closer to a kournan fortress it started to rain. Felt pretty awesome I have to say.

>>83887

I like it when Fluffy Pony doesn't die.

>>83944

It's only shitty here in the General's because people hate everything. It's nice everywhere else.

Not too happy with the way this turned out, I cannot into pone clothes.

>>83944
i agreement anon, whenever i log onto fimfiction to approve fics i have to see two fucking Twidash stories in the "featured stories" crawl

why fandom why

>>83952
Yeah, since it was clearly a feminist show, and Faust was such a feminazi, they'd never, ever allow male characters to have lines.

>>83960
but fluffy pony has to die

it is destiny

MLPG, are there any other islands in /mlp/ amidst the piss?

>Buy a stuffed kangaroo for fluffy pony to play with
>It is twice her size with a little pouch on its tummy
>Bring it home to her
>She is eating some oat puffs from her fluffy pony food bowl
>She rushes over to you and says "Hewo!", asking what it is you've brought her
>You show her the giant stuffed toy
>She is amazed, her eyes growing wide
>You set it down for her and move its arms, treating it like a puppet
>She smiles and claps her hooves together
>You walk off for a moment to go set you bags down
>When you get back, fluffy pony has lodged itself upside-down inside the kangaroo's pouch
>It is wiggling its hooves and calling out for help
>You smile and pull fluffy pony out

>that feel when your entire life is disorganized and chaotic
>That feel when your pony folder is the most organized thing in your life

>>83967

>>83955
>implying you're not attention whoring by getting people to pay attention to you

You're trying to troll, but you're only being retarded

>>83957
You can send one too, I don't mind helping

>>83967
as the co web admin of fanfictions.mobi I approve of all TwiDash stories

>>83905
NOSTALGIA

Any mayfags around?

>>83960
>pic

>Ross does art for marshmallow company products.

>>83975
this seems promising
>>83855

>>83961
>Shipping
>Good
>Ever

>>83960
i like it when fluffy pone lives too

fuck da police

GOTTA GO FAST!

>>83967
Poultron? Is that you?

Has fimfiction been having technical problems lately? I've had some issues with it. Also, readership seems down.

>>83962
I like it. Thanks.

>>83983

You're not fooling anyone, MS

>>83982
literally nobody can explain to me how it's a good ship, or how any ship is a good ship. nobody can write.

>>83969
> mfw I fucking love Fancy Pants and he's a one-episode character
> many lines, great delivery
If there's one thing no one can deny, it's that these writers can flesh out even bit characters pretty well.

... Anyone like Roseluck's cameo yesterday?

>>83989
I wish I were there.

>>84003
I'm glad.

>>83993

INCOMING THE SPIDERS!

>>83989
Meh. That sounds like it was written by a 14 faggot who wasn't even there.

>>84013
Please no.

>>83944

>not shipping

mlpg is from /co/.

>Something wakes you up
>You roll over and turn on a light
>Fluffy pony's on your bed, tapping you franticly
>You ask her what the hell she's doing
>She makes a gurgling noise and vomits all over you
>She says "sowie" and hugs your chest, inadvertently lying down in the vomit and smearing it into her fluff and your shirt
>seethe with rage
>look down
>fluffy pony looks so much happier now that its not feeling sick anymore
>looks so adorable lying next to you
>"Aw, I love you fluffy pony, even though your gross"
>"I space pony" she says as she sleeps

>>84002
it has, traffic finally got to that tipping point where everything collapsed. They're doing their best and it should be smooth sailing from here on in.

>>84001
go snaic go

>>84006
You silly, it's a good ship because they are very pretty ponies.

>>84002
Yeah it's me. We have been having technical issues behind the scenes, but we've been working basically every day to fix it (we have like 3 or 4 people working on the SQL shit and etc)

as for the readership, we just update viewer count less often now, if anything readership is way up

>>84010
We all wish we were there

>>83981
>implying I ever organize my 20k of pony pictures
>implying I ever don't keep all 50 of them that I use daily exactly where I need them
I wouldn't know that feel

I was fan of the ponies before fim, and anticipated the upcoming series. I was also regular on /co/ and remember some of the first pony threads.

Taking another simple request, any takers?

>>83989
Old men, running this world...

>>83989
>ponythreads were ever respected on /co/

Sure is rose-tinted goggles around here

>>83967
> He doesn't think Twidash is the best ship
laughingfillies.jpg

>>84036

I still hate that the shoe store got creamed. I wouldn't have got any myself but some of those designs were pretty darn cool. Especially the zecora one

>>84006

They -might- have some leeway now that Dash has taken a liking to reading, but beyond that there is just nothing to go on.

King of like Twilight/Mac only had the Smarty Pants angle and nothing else.

>>84042
Something not shit?

>>84042
crankle doody in a new wig

>>83986
email sent. thanks bunches!

>>84002
Also, the site is WAY better now than it was a couple days ago, thanks to the site owners' efforts. Now the problem is getting knighty to fix the huge buglist i provided him

>>84046

Rarity-Pie is best ship

>>84005
Fooled you, you think I'm MS.

>>84039
>Rarity's parents bring home baby Sweetie Belle
>Rarity thinks shes the cutest thing ever
>dresses her up in little bows and dresses
>gives her little treats and tiny toys
>gives her a little bed to sleep in at the foot of her own bed
>puts out bowls of cat food for her to eat
>tells mom and dad they should get Sweetie Belle spayed
>Rarity's parents sit Rarity down and explain to her that Sweetie Belle is her new sister, not a kitty
>"But Sweetie Kitty is best Kitty!"
>Next week her parents buy her Opalescence

>>84039
why is sweetie balls raping that cat?

>shipping

Eh, still better than meta shit

>>84055
Gojng to try this one.

>>84054
Sorry, can't do that. I'm a shit artist, after all.

>>84046
>twidash

>>84006
okay fine, goddamn poultron I'll put it down in words

it's a good ship because their colours go really fuckin' well together
it's a good ship because their motivations as characters are basically the same - they both wanna be the best, and they're both having to work for it
it's a good ship because nobody else but them really understands what it's like to be at the top of their field, and nobody else appreciates how much fuckin' work it is
it's a good ship because they're both the right kind of adorably awkward that won't spiral into them ignoring each other, and both of them have enough issues and weaknesses to acknowledge they aren't perfect. Even if Dash tries to hide it.
it's a good ship because they have completely opposite ways of achieving exactly the same thing, but they both have a load of respect for the other way

>shipping

>>84046
>liking Twidash
>February 2012

>>84024

TOO LATE, FAGGOT! CHECK THE THREAD!

Cutest things pertaining to fluffy pony:

1. Vomiting fluffy pony
2. Manually pooping your fluffy pony

>>84073
Why are you using a name when you don't want to use a trip?
That's the same thing in green!

>>84036
I joined in august.

Damn, I missed everything good.

>>84055
Can I expand on this anon's request?
An afro!
Either that or a combover?

>>84036

>Kawaii sandwich

Jesus Christ, nostalgia! December of that year in pony threads were the best threads ever, no lie. Nothing but feels good man.

>>84069
She's clearly sitting on it.

>>84064
>Rarity doesn't feel like getting a new bed for Sweetie
>Puts her under the stairs

>>84074
yeah, but it's still >shipping which means that every single story is shit garbage. i guess at least someone finally put their fucking motivations for liking this awful ship down

>>84036
Whatever happened to shoe brony? I know his shop got shut down but he still showed up a few times after that.

Alright, since I can't draw for shit, it's going to have to be some kind of video I'll have to contribute.

It's probably going to be shit, but I can try at least.

I WILL CONTRIBUTE, BY GOD

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT TWIDASH!
THEY SURE CAN DANCE

>>84087
Afro sounds funny, unless that anon has something against it.

>>84080
Who ever said I didn't want to? I just usually post anon.

And I'm using it because Knighty needs to learn his place.

>>84095
yeah obviously because nobody can write a relationship for shit, but twidash is at least one of the saner ships.

Which means it's completely absurd, just lessso than the others.

>>84046

Twidash is terrible. Only two or so vocal fags in the Generals like it.

>>84082
Octoberfag here. I know that feel all too well.

>>84102
WHY YOU POST DANCING PONES

MY ENTIRE HEART HNNNNNNNG

>>84098

Last I saw of him he was doing shirts or something else vaguley related, but that was ages and ages ago

>>84046
> He doesn't think Derpytiara is the best ship

>>84074
Hey, that's why I like Appledash!

>>84098
bus

KISSU KISSU!

>>84110
fair enough, i just dont understand why anybody would like the ship if nobody can write it well. but then again that's why i dont understand shipping

>>84082
>No ponyfag will ever use their love of mlp to benefit society ever again

>>84117
>Derpytiara

>not Filthyhydra

Get on my level.

>>84112
As in... october 2011?

>>84110
How about..
In heat for a teacher?

>>84111
>typical butthurt anon crying because his ship's art is nowhere near the quality of twidash

>>84122

Well, that's mildly unsettling.

>>84120
>implying Applejack isn't exactly where she wants to be in life, and stable there
AJ doesn't have that drive for improvement, she doesn't *get* not being happy with what you have. That's like half of the justification for the ship out of the window straight off.

Applebloom x Diamond Tiara x Silver Spoon

IT ROCKS

>>84121

>>84122
COME HERE YOU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKER

>>83993
HA HA TIME FOR ANTS

>>84128
because nobody can write anything well, that doesn't stop imagination. The idea of them in a relationship is just sane enough to be completely adorable. Cute pones doing cute things is a justification in and of itself.

>>84131
Yes...? It couldn't very well be October 2010 or 2012 now could it?

>>84121

RAGINGSEMI

Where da lunch at, dawg?

>>84152
AM I KAWAII, UGUUUUU?

>>84110
>twidash
>sane

>>84120
Obvious sarcasm, but I agree that I thought that these were pretty generic reasons when I read it.

>>84147
I was thinking about the one with Derpy behind the wheel, but that works too.

ApplePie is the best ship. I mean even the name is the best name for a ship.

>>84112
No body should know that feel.
>>84129
Feels bad man.

>>84138
understatement

>>84140

OH MY GOD, BAN HIM ALREADY

Would you hug a crying Scootaloo?

>>84140
GOOD ROSS WE NEED YOU

>>84064
>>84092

>>84135
RS couldn't write a relationship if his life depended on it. Sex, sure, but just because a fapfic is between two ponies doesn't mean it's valid shipping. And Then They All Fucked is not a relationship.

>>84140
Typical fat bourgeoisie trying to smother the proletariat

meh this post needs more ponies

>>84153
REU DID YOU SEE THE PONES AS ANTS

>>84169

Ha, I was looking for that same image. Seems I lack it

>>84162
>It couldn't very well be October 2010
Ow, my heart

>>84140
Ross pls rate my OCs you're my hero I love you
>>83896

>>84169

>>84176

Yes. I wouldn't let her go until she was calm.

>>84185
when

>>83900
Remeber how in Mother 3 where the Ultimate Chimera is stalking aroudn the labority halls and you have aboslutley no idea when you'll run into it, all the while THIS plays?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jevlrf0Uswk

It's basically that in a half-eaten ponyville.

and if she sees you? It's basically like the SA-X from Metroid Fusion. You run your ass off while she shouts at you to come back and accept your invitation, and you know the only reason why she's not catching you right away is because she's significantly weighed down, even if her physiche is barely showing this.

>>84182
You don't read fapfics for the plot, you read it for the plot

>>84189
Well why would I be complaining about missing stuff if I was here for the very start of the fandom?

>>84176
To calm her down and tell her its alright.

>>84140
>Ross

>>84167
not really. Obviously Twilight and Dash aren't the only people to exhibit that sort of drive, determination, enthusiasm, and vision, but they are the only two members of the main 6, other than Rarity, but RariDash wouldn't work for so many reasons and Twirity is hot, adorable, but pretty baseless otherwise. Neither Twilight nor Dash would ever be happy with somebody who couldn't keep up with them - if we absolutely must ship within the main 6, both of them only have the other as an option.

>A new shipment of abandoned fluffy ponies came into the orphanage today
>They were shipped in a cardboard box
>They were all beaming up at you and babbling in unison when you opened the box to let them out
>You dumped them on the floor, where they landed in an adorable pile
>You used the standard push broom to move them into the fluffy pony pen
>The smell of spaghetti, vomit, and fluffy feces hits you
>You push the fluffy ponies in
>They're all saying things like "eewww" or "NO SMELL PRETTY"
>The old ponies all go excitedly over to meet the new arrivals
>As is fluffy pony custom, they start cuddling with each other, smearing the vomit, urine, spaghetti and feces all over the new arrivals
>You toss the slightly deflated ball into the pen
>"PWAY TIME YAY" they scream as they descend on the ball
>You grab one of those long pool nets to scoop out the fresh corpses before they start to rot
>Seven died today
>You stuff them into a garbage bag and throw them out on the curb
>You grab a five gallon bucket and fill it with the lunchtime spaghetti, before haphazardly tossing it into the pen
>All the fluffy ponies thanked you and told you they loved you so much

>>84198

>>84163
The thing is, Breakfast was a bit of a flop. Bittersweet did better in a single day than Breakfast did in three weeks.

And food ponies are a bit passe, don't you think?

I've kind of cancelled that one, or at least put it on hiatus until more interest returns.

>>84182

RS never could write a shipping story. I think everybody acknowledged this from the start. His skills laid in bland fapfiction nobody else bothered to write at the time. Now that he stopped writing them, nobody gives a shit about him anymore.

>>84176
>I would comfort her and tell her it's going to be okay
>Petting her soft mane and give a whispering "sssshhhh"
>And then I'd take her to get ice cream

GUYS
OK
GUYS
YOU GUYS
first of all this whole board seems to be managing fine
if only ponychan tripfags wouldn't mind staying on their site DEDICATED JUST FOR THEM

but fuck it, meta threads are more annoying and I'm being gay

SECONDLY
I got shit done

gimme something to sing about and I will write pone song

I was planning a sooper edgy sad synth dreampop about never getting to hug Pinkie Pie nonsexually
but my lyrics are gay

someone write something
you shitstains

I'll choose the one that makes me lol or some shit

please respond

Help me post your Nathan
I don't have any Nathan left
My Nathan levels are dangerous low

>>84223
I didn't read that one because it had the vore tag on it.

>>84204
why not have both?

>>84176
Yes, despite her crying due to me having raped her just prior to this event.

>>84162
>that feel when some people here joined later than me
I never actually thought I'd get to experience it

>>84222

>>84176

Been in the general since the first episode was linked in /co/......death will only come for me when i decide to take everyone else along.

>>84223

Okay.

Can you do a Gilda story?

>>84241
Fuck you buddy ants are awesome.

>>84235
Good question. That's why I do both.

>>84234
I didn't see much point of food ponies if you're not going to eat or drink them.

>>84219
>both of them only have the other as an option.

And this is when you go full brony.

>>84222
yes.. YES!

>>84140
I actually know someone who will love this

>>84226
the vast majority of fapfictions /are/ bland, though. I can barely think of a handful of authors who you could actually say can write.

>>84237
I always tough I was the nevest newfag with my August join date.

I am late to the party.

Fun is over.

>>84250
>Ants
>Not Spiders

>>84252
That's a joke, right? "And then they all fucked" is basically your middle name.

>>84267
Ants are bros; spiders are creepy.

>>84249
I've done a couple of Gilda stories. There are a couple of humanized Gilda chapters in The Equestrian Renaissance story line, one a sex scene with Dash. Another Gilda (griffon) chapter will be coming, although that's still a bit off.

>>84230
DISIL ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO GET IT DONE
ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT
ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
THE TIME HAS COME?

>>84267
Why?

>>84267
All imagine is a picture of Spike trapped in web while staring at her with fear in his eyes, but she only gives him a seductive face with one arm on his chest

>>84280

>Ants are bros

Are you not familiar with spiderbros?

>>84230
Who the fuck are you?

>>84271
Read more, newfag.

>>84253
I mean within the main 6, if we absolutely must. Obviously shipping is stupid and nobody should do it, but that could be said about a lot of things.

>>84280

Fuck you! Spiders are bros!

According to most estimates, 80-90% of rapes are not reported to authorities. Current trends project that 1 in 3 American women will be sexually assaulted at some point during her life.

The typical rape victim is a 16-24 year-old woman. Anyone, however -- man or woman, adult or child -- can be the victim of rape. Most commonly, the assailant is a 25-44 year-old man who plans his attack. He usually chooses a woman of the same race. Nearly half the time, the victim knows the rapist at least casually, by working or living near him. Alcohol is involved in more than 1 out of 3 rapes.

Over 50% of rapes occur in the victim's home. The rapist breaks into the victim's home or gains access under false pretenses, such as asking to use the phone or posing as a repairman or salesman.

Rape is a violent act, and most commonly committed by a male upon a female. However, some cases of rape have been reported in which a woman has raped a man. Rape also may occur between members of the same sex. This is more prevalent in situations where access to the opposite sex is restricted (such as prisons, military settings, and single-sex schools).

>>84280
Ants bite and fuck with allergies and swell up and DIE

Spiders eat bugs

Spiders >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ants

>>84285
Maybe it's just me, but part of the charm of MLP is that I'm not its target audience. I feel like if Hasbro intentionally started marketing it to me I wouldn't like it anymore.

Been here since december 2010, but never got a name till /mlp/ was made

>>84293
I'm not saying it as an insult, ATTAF is a niche that needs to be filled. And you fill it.

>>84252
Well everyone always talks about drinking from coke pone but I didn't think that qualifies as vore.

>>84295
I think pretty much all of them have a chance with one another, they are all very close friends after all.

I wonder what is it feels like naming a BG char?

>>84308
I'm okay with tiny nods but only as nods. We started watching because of the show they were making. They do not need to make a new show to keep our attention.

>Have a request on Semi's list
>Wait half a year for it
>He drops the list at the last minute

Fuck you.

>>84308
>Fanon names in the show
>They came up with BRONY DAY last year
>The derpy scene
Um they are kind of doing that...

>>84308

You're essentially correct on that mark, and it's the reason may franchises that start out really good turn to shit.

Dragon Age 2 wanted the CoD audience,and they're pulling the same shit with Mass Effect 3.

>>84301

>rape

is not rape

>>84323
2deep4me

I just kind of wish that poni was more exclusive, like it was in the olden days.

I blame Ponychan.

>>84286
YEAH BRO
I WROTE EVERYTHING
IT HAS TO BE SAD THOUGH CUZ THE SONG SOUNDS SAD OK

>>84290
it's from a little while ago
I'm a more irrelevant version of Unity
mainly because I've never contributed my music before and I'm 2deep4namefagging

tl;dr don't worry about it gimme shit to sing about

>>84285
Haha oh wow its my screencap. Someone actually saved that.

>>84334
I was only here for Octavia, I never like that name.

yo, can I have trixie references

yeah, i know, >trixie

>>84301

>rape

>>84336
ahahah. I do feel bad though. You're better off getting someone like Metal, or TAW or LiquidRainbows to write it.

>>84331
there's a difference between friends-with-benefits, which they could all get away with, and a full blown romantic relationship. Friendships don't neccesarily transition into that sort of intimacy and mutual reliance.

>>84301

>>84334

feels good man

unless it gets changed later by ponychan concensus which infects everything else

then it feels like MAJORLY RUSTLED JIMMES

>>84334
I was only here for Beta Ray Belle or whatever, and I hate that name.

Anyone have that gif about a stallion receiving a handjob and getting a boner in a few seconds?

>>84290
>Not knowing Disil

>>84336
What was it?

shit does anyone have that rainbow dash ant picture, I can't find it

>>84266
I am augustfag too, and I don't really care by now. It's all old men talk. We haven't seen it before summer, we have different mindset, so there's nothing we can do about feeling left out.
I am already bored with MLPG pretty much, although it seems a bit more energetic since we moved

>>84356

>>84356

Like what kind of references, just pictures?

>>84285
this just goes to show what self entitled little shits bronies can be.

>>84320
If you're screwing bacon pony from behind, and that salty, pepper thick cut bacon tail is waving around in your face, would you not take a bite while you pounded that literally sizzling ass?

It's vore in the sense that anon bites a cheesy chunk out of omelette ponies ass, and drinks from OJ pony's pony titties. The food ponies instantly regenerate and get off from being eaten.

It's not vore in the sense where anon consumes the ponies entirely, with long details of it dying in his gastric juices, while turning into poop.

Take it or leave it.

>>84285
>games that could even rival other big names in the video game industry
Jesus. What was this in reply to?

>>84176

>>84369
I like it. I hope we can still be friends.

>>84348
get dnukend, fagogt

ur sihty snong proberbyl out fo tun aniway, scrubb

>>84369
Her name is Freyja

>>84337
Like >>84335 said, I'm okay with tiny nods such as fanon names. That's not a direct switch of target audiences, just a small shout-out to acknowledge them.
MLP games/music/whatnot is taking it way to far.

>>84361
>Friendships don't necessarily transition into that sort of intimacy and mutual reliance.
That's why i said have a change, not would succeed.
>shipping
>justifying shipping

>>84360
Who the fuck is liquidrainbow?

>>84230
please write something to the effect of "This is the very model of a little pony general" to the tune of Modern Major General.

>>84220

Moar, MOAR!

>>84334
I named Post Al, but didn't last too long because lack of fanart

>>84383
what other kind can you offer?

>>84379
thanks man, have you got any ass shots? i need the back of her head

>>84336
Which one was it?

>>84360

I have no idea who any of those people are.

>>84378
>I am already bored with MLPG pretty much, although it seems a bit more energetic since we moved
Bored but content.

>>84397
oh my goodness gravy thank you

>>84403
shows up on the clopsort. His stuff is good. Not sure where he hangs though

>>84378
I started here then I was banned for a few months.

>>84267
Bitch please