Feathers are inHorns are outEarth pony thread:>>8236832
IM ALEXANDER THE GREAT
GOD DAMN IT PONK
FUCKIN' WINGS AND SHIT
>>8242197Out of her vagina
>>8242212>Fluttershy's listening to some sick beats
>>8242218based lethkunwill you leave us when the show is dead?
Let's all post pegasus better than Rainbow Dash
>only unicorns can become princesses>no feather brains or dirt ponies
>>8242230>AJ with wings>no longer needs to buck>got fatterunf
>>8242223AND THEN THEY FUCKED
GOOD MORNING MLPG!!!![Audience applause, and cheers]
>feathers are in
Would you be with Applebloom in her final moments while she succumbs to cancer?
>>8242246I would a crackle.
>>8242251No, I'd be fucking my sister to make a new one.
>>8242251>that notedangmy heart
>>8242251Please don't start this.Terminal ponies is one thing. Terminal fillies?Please, anon.
>>8242251>We already are
>>8242197>earth pony thread>op image was twilight
is anyone elses autorefresh not working?i feel like im in 2005 again
>>8242257I know right? You know what? This thread isCRACKLE LACKING[Audience laughter]
>>8242251>No "Im eggcellent" hat
>>8242285It's going slow. Needs more powerthirst.
>takes a look outside the GeneralStorm's a brewin'Twil git worse afore it gets better
>those applejack expressionshnnng
Anyone sees something I should fix before I ink it?Also, anyone got an idea for a proper background?
>>8242243>Earth pony princess just turns into a pegasus
>>8242286oh god i chuckled
>>8242285It's working fine for me.Just refresh the actual page once, see if that helps.
>>8242251I... I'd try...
>>8242265Whoa, what happened to their eyelashes? They almost look like they got greenscreened in that wide shot.
>>8242265I wish more ponies wore pretty bows
>>8242307>that feel when you will never assault rainbow dash with candles
everyone gets to be a princess
>>8242273>>8242264Just imagine having to call Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo together after school and tell them that their friend is gone
>>8242286God damn it Crackle, you have to pay rent this month. I can't take these bills![Crowd Boos]
>>8242304i dont want it to vomit weddings, i just want it to refresh itself
>>8242307>that left candleHe tried but didnt hit the mark.
>>8242312Think again, peon.Bow down.
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>>8242334NO NO NO NO!THERE IS AN AFTERLIFE IN EQUESTRIA, THERE MUST BE.IT'S A MAGICAL WORLD.
>>8242346I want to rub that belly.
>>8242265THAT SHITTY FUCKING VERSION
>>8242346I would worship her so fucking hard.
>>8242364>ponies come to Earth when they die
>>8242307I like how pensive Applejack is on whether she should do something.
>>8242338Don't have a COW, man![Audience roars in laughter]
>>8242380only the bad ones
>>8242380Is... Is that why I feel such an affinity toward ponies?Was I a pone in a past life?
>doorbell rings>ah your pizza must be hereThough we should deliver it to the previous thread instead
>>8242305I like that anticipatory first step her back legs make way too much. Such a extra touch.
>>8242317ohgod im retarded i unticked the autoupdate box by accident while hovering the pointer on the side of the screen.lets just horse on.
what if pony was diamond dog
>>8242394>"Crackle what are you doing">"Playing super mario bros">
>>8242364Oh there's a Hayven, but you don't go there unless you have a cutie mark. Applebloom's soul is doomed to wander Tartarus for eternity. She was good, so she's not tortured. She just no has nobody to hang out with other than monsters and crabby old skelepones who won't even give her the time of day
>>8242409Don't be a coward. I'm hungry NOW.
I want a loiro valentines pic.
>>8242390>Should I help her?>nah this is too good
>>8242423Okay, but why the tits?
MLPG take this with you. (email field related.)
>>8242423Implying they are knot
they might make Spike older in season 4
>>8242434WELL, FUCK ANON.ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY I WOULDN'T GO ON SOME SORT OF QUEST TO RESCUE HER?BECAUSE I WOULD.
>>8242333>there will never be an episode where the flim flam brothers return and give scrolls that give everyone plus spike wings and/or a horn, then watch as chaos ensues
>>8242447those are muscles
>>8242423I wonder if some diamond dogs put diamonds in their teeth like gangsta rappers do.
>>8242437Are you sure? This pizza's sure to fill you full and leave plenty of leftovers to enjoy for the rest of the week.
>>8242468One of those muscles is pointing out.
>>8242461Spike was removed from season 4
>>8242423I think I wold bro it up with that gnoll
>>8242427Now show me the orange one
>>8242481She can make it dance!
>>8242461If we say "time skip" often enouhg, will it happen?
>>8242447FUCKING THANK YOUI am so sick of tits on diamond dogs!
>>8242461>MLP: All Grown Up!
>>8242463She's a spirit, anon. If she left Tartarus she'd fade away into total nothingness.But it might be worth it if she could see her family one last time.
>>8242500>posts a cat with tits
>>8242438this picture hurts me
>>8242473>Tfw Spike and the diamond dogs could have been best friendsNo i don't have that image, I wish I did
Well Wednesday is coming to a close, and you know what that means. Only 2 more days until #PonyPrincess.I would advise you begin preparing your anus
>>8242505>do you like synthpop
>>8242507Oh god you're right. I am such a hypocrite
>>8242311A gorgeous stream. Mountains and pine trees.
>>8242461>Twilight Sparkle discovers that dragons who mature slowly end up dying, and has to encourage some greedy behavior.
>>8242524this image doesn't even make sense
>>8242461twily is a sexy pony
>>8242525Well now you've done, you made me laugh at it. Thanks.
>>8242311Is that her tail? Looks huge.Also, something like a mountain could work.
>>8242364Applebloom dies and hangs around as a friendly ghost.
>>8242525>Eggscellent spelt wrong
>>8242525Who knew that something so small could so drastically change an image.
>>8242525I feel like I should feel but I can't because of that hat
>>8242586It's correct, bro.
>>8242586>spelling wrong a word which already is spelled wrong
>>8242588Like a typo?
Hey guys, I've decided to re-organize my tumblr blog and I had to delete my original one in order to keep the same name; so I've lost all followers and likes and whatnot. I've made "Blazang" a secondary blog now where my pony art goes and so can keep it seperate from the non-pony art I've done so far and plan to do in the future.The URL is the same: http://blazang.tumblr.com/Follow me again if you like, I'd like it~At this moment, I am currently re-uploading my pony art to this blog so I apologize if you decide to follow me and see a whole chunk of bad art.
>>8242542>>8242564Okay, thanks.>Looks huge.Too big?
>>8242578Don't make her stay. There's too much suffering. Let her move on, she'll finally see Ma and Pa for the first time since she was a babe.At first they're sad because she's so young, but then they're happy because they're together again.
>>8242592>>8242601>>8242603Oh. Carry on.
>>8242619>implying ma and pa aren't chilling around as ghosts too
>>8242634there's no afterlife everyone is just ghosts.the entire main cast has been dead this entire time.equestria is the afterlife
>>8242660Where are the parents then? WHY IS THERE A FUNERAL?I'm thinking of the Illuminati
>>8242438ill do my best
>>8242616I'm a fan of puffy hair and tails so it doesn't bother me much, but it looks big.
>>8242312it's like pokemon evolutions.start as earth pone, then evolve to wing pone. then lose wings become horn pone that you level up and become wing and horn pone
Happy Valentines day faggots
pony thinks you are weird for wearing clothes casually. how do you explain clothes to pony?
>>8242701The first thing I do when I get to Equestria is strip naked so I don't have that problem
>>8242701I dont have a coat so it gets cold for me without clothes. That should pretty much answer the questions.
>>8242589>That big mane
>>8242701I don't, I walk around naked instead
>>8242701Stuff pony in my shirt with her head under my chin.
>>8242701I don't have fur so I gotta have a way to protect myself.
>>8242720>$1000 for a toy
>>8242701I explain that I have no fur or coat so I would get cold/sunburned if I didn't wear clothes
>>8242749>it's sweaty in here>I want to go home>where is your cutie mark
>>8242525Dumb horseApples can't be vegetables.
>>8242758>being this poor
What will you do with your favorite pony on Valentine's Day?
>>8242740Its okay. Unless they use their teeth, nothing can grab her.. Unless....Can Zombie Ponies use magic? Oh god
Applejack is the breediest pony
>>8242761> so I would get cold/sunburned if I didn't wear clothes>every time Anon talks to celestia he ends up with a massive sunburn on his face
>>8242769I hate that gif so much and by proxy I hate you anon.
>>8242701for protection. bitch I don't have a coat of thick hairs there is just skin here. I get cold and sunburned and scratched up by the million fucking things.
>>8242696there aren't 4-stage evolutions you FUCKING RETARD
>>8242769ask her to marry me
>>8242769Nothing because she has to work. Like always.
>>8242769Nothing. Because she isn't real.
>tfw don't know what to give my poneimouto
>>8242770>they start levitating you towards their mouths, leaving you completely defenseless, as the zombie pegasi also begin to swoop in
>>8242698>tfw that girl at work who is always happy and cheerful to everyone will probably wish you a "happy valentines" out of obligation>you're expected to reply THANKS with a stupid smile on your face
>>8242800>Asking her to marry you on V-DayNow I don't know shit about relationships but I feel like that's a bad move.
>>8242720im worse than hitlerhow could i let this happeni should just go
>>8242805because im completely insufferable and miserable. now get off my head small apple horse
>>8242811shit nigga I gotta business to run, what do you want me to say?
>>8242835Just destroy her when no one looking.
>>8242857YOU COULD TAKE SOME TIME OFF JUST THIS ONCE.MAYBE TAKE ME TO A FANCY RESTAURANT. WE NEVER GO OUT ANYMORE.
>>8242835>Not just saying "Oh that was nice, I wasn't expecting anything! I really appreciate it!"Scootanon why are you so wrong all the time?
>>8242854I wish pony would get off MY head if you know what I mean~
>>8242851what do you mean by valentine's day piclike lyra giving you a valentine or giving her one or some sort of pink and red heart-covered illustration or what
Doimmit Weaver, stop making creepy things cute.First piece of fanart I've done since Rooby Qwest.
>>8242805Because small apple horse if you get too close to the sun you burn.
>>8242768There's a difference between being poor and spending ridiculous amounts of money on a stuffed toy.
>>8242784Why the FUCK don't you like a cute Flutterpone dancing gif?Look at this now she's wearing some cute pony booties.Are you telling me you don't enjoy this?
>>8242889lyra holding a crudely homemade valentines day card in her mouth
>>8242890>stop making creepy things cute.Changelings were never creepy dude...
>>8242845I don't care
>>8242903Because it's a fucking stupid dance and ponies shouldn't bend that way. It's natural and wrong.
>TEE>TEE TEE>TEE>TEE TEE TEE
>>8242889Lyra in a valentine hat
>TURUTUTUTU TU TU TUTUTU
>>8242833Now that I think about it, Zombies can only move based on smell right? Hell half of the time they are even clumsy in walking. How could a zombie remember how to fly or use magic unless its instinct?
>>8242926would you tech support for clueless pony
>>8242886because that'd be a lie?
>>8242926>>8242947HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO CALL ME? YOU JUST PRESSED ALL THE BUTTONS WITH YOUR HOOF
>>8242951zombies can move however the writer wants them to move because they don't exist
>>8242947What is it Twilight?
>>8242922>Because it's a fucking stupid dance and ponies shouldn't bend that way. It's natural and wrong.>ponies shouldn't bend that way. It's natural and wrong.>It's natural and wrong.>natural>and>wrongLike heterosexuality?
>>8242947Where's her horn?
>>8242890God dammit. Now I want more sexy Changeling. Thanks Khorme
>>8242890I don't think he could stop even if he wanted to.
>>8242989Princesses don't have horns.
>>8242976Shit, I meant unnatural.It's 4 AM, cut me some slack.
>>8242886It's really hard to be neurotypical sometimes.
>tfw homework to do but exhausted
>>8242967YETDo you have a zombie plan when they DO EXISTS?
>>8243015That's nice. Horns kinda scare me.
>>8243023That was quick
>>8243023Oh I'd give her a hand alright. BANG ZOOM STRAIGHT TO THE MOON
>>8243023I don't normally feel things on the internetfuck you
>>8243054Just a bit East from Sweden.
so, with new story donei'm kind of out of ideaslike, not out of them, but none of them have that spark that i'm looking forcould you guys either help me pick something out of what i've got, or else throw some new ideas at me?
>>8243062What the fuck did you just say?
>>8242947I would answer if I could
>>8243108>That feel when you pressed answer without thinking
>>8242890You've been pretty active here lately Khrome, nice work.
>>8243103Well what do you have?Rarity/Spike sissyfication could work right?
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>8243110>Estonia will never be scandinavian
>>8243134I would let her sit on me.
>>8243106How does pony get into and out of that thing?
>>8243118>Kill self>never meet strangers>Never become betrayed by strangers>Never have a chance to get all the sex and repopulate the world if you survive.Stop being a pussy and shoot some pussies to get some pussy, pussy
>>8243103Vanilla story with Celestiaand wings. lots of wings.
>>8243106They're all hard and pointy.I'd probably hurt myself if I slept with pony.
>>8243128current list of ideas (some of these are just greentext i saved for later)>Pinkie Pie / Rarity shipping>twilight / chrysalis gradual mental degradation journal series (this is hard)> twilight / rainbow dash / anon metacognitive speculation on romance/sex (this is also hard)>rainbow dash wants cider humiliation>luna is jealous of celestia and throws herself at you like a cheap whorethoughts?
>>8243164noI'll have my pony vagina in heaven thank you very much
>>8243103virgin human X motherly celestiasee image >>8241360
>>8243063DON'T EVEN THINK THIS GETS YOU OUT OF IT>>82430232cute
>>8243099i give up im not that good at geography i only learn what /int/ teaches me>>8243145i believe in estonia! their HDI is the HDI that will pierce the heavens!
Help, I can't draw like i ever could amiriteSo what's been going on this week any new news worth worrying over?
>>8243190Geez Twilight, calm your horses.
>>8243184>luna is jealous of celestia and throws herself at you like a cheap whoreunf>>8243205but rose just dunked me anon-senpai ; _ ;
>>8243184Uh. Is the shipping going to be cute or straight up schmeks?
>>8243227don't make me pull this seam out you filthy drawfag
>>8243184Derpy as Abondonanza deliverymare
>>8242947RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
>>8243231cutei wasn't planning on having any sex in that story
>>8243220>like i ever could amiriteDon't you fucking start this shit now curse, we already had Kraut in the last thread. You know you can draw.
>>8243145>>8243110>That feel when people know that Estonia existsMy family is Estonian, but I've never been there. Nobody in America has ever heard of it it feels like
>>8243184>>luna is jealous of celestia and throws herself at you like a cheap whoreThis one
>>8243220>jokingly bashing yourself before I get the chance too.FUCK YOU CC WHY YOU NO MIA
>>8243259Then I'm definitely voting for that, if I have a vote.
>>8243252That's not an anus at all!
>>8243207whops quoted wrong postfirst part was for >>8243140
How come we never talk about best dragon? Does he even have a fan name?
>>8243252>answer>PFFT!!! PTTTTT!!!!!!! PFFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!~~~~~>little bits of shit begin to fly out of the phone and speckle your face
>>8243273>>8243227do you guys have any thoughts on the premise for this one then? i was thinking about doing it next, but after just having done a 'anon shows up, runs into pone over several days, they eventually fuck', i didn't want to do that again.how would the situation occur that gets you into luna's periphery, and why does she want to throw herself at you in threat of her sister getting your affection?
>>8243274>that gif happens to me all the time
>>8243334>lick earpiece furiously
>>8243247SO WHAT SHOULD I DRAW THEN DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON HER GOSH NO PLS
>>8243274what the fuck are they trying to sell?GEDs?
>>8243243the south american edit of this gets me everytime>IM SORRY PERU YOU'RE NOT DEVELOPED ENOUGH
So i know everyone here is tired of talking about alicorn twi but.What if you wanted to upgrade all her friends up to alicorn level, but without making them also alicorns. Perferable a different meathod for each pony.
>>8243334Oh wow, I just burst out laughing like a retard.
>>8243350>because that's where her vagina would be
>>8243023I may be late butthank you.
>>8243363YOUR FAVORITE HORSE IN A LEATHER JACKET
>>8243363ooh ooh are we doing drawing requestsi'd love a tsundere bonbon to go with the new storylikepudgy bonbon from behind staring over her shoulder saying 'stop staring at my butt'that would berad
>>8243363DO THE REQUEST
>>8243346>This happens>Catch it right before it hits the ground with your foot>Feel like a boss
>>8243402Can it be explicit?
>>8243126The butts called to me.
>>8243363MORE LYRATHERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH LYRA
>>8243363Obviously you must draw a valentine's pony with a harsh letdown message.
>>8243363DRAW something. Anything. Put pen to tablet and draw circles or something. Or nothing, I guess. Just don't get hung up because somebody beat you to the punch.
>>8243372I think they're trying to sell suicide.Or they should, at least.
>>8243402I need a thousand drawings of that
>>8243402>if I don't hit enter at least 10 times a post, my keyboard will explode
>>8243225meant virgin at riding, horses, with saddles and jumping, races and celestia being supportive of bad rideractually meant sex, with sun horse, lasting less than a minute the first time
>>8243345You could play up the jealousy part with Luna. maybe something like "no one really pays mind to Luna compared to Celestia" or something. And once anon comes into the picture she'll try to win you over first.
>>8243450i know righti like pudgy pony buttbonbon's starting to rub off on me
>>8243442do they ship internationally? i'll buy 20
>>8243455shityou figured outmysecretle
>>8243442I'd buy it
>>8243492you sure do put the FUN in UNFUNFUNF anon!
>>8243433I'd probably buy 10 of these
>>8243363draw a pony holding a doll hostage to make an artist draw
>>8243466well yeah, that's the whole point, but i mean like, why are you in the picture in the first place? why is luna jealous of her sister rather than just your proximity?what about, like... a human liaison invited from earth to discuss interspecies politicsand luna gets irrationally jealous that you're spending time with your sister because you wanna bone herand she just tries to get your attention normally at first, but eventually it degrades into her begging you to please love her because no on ever doesmaybe?
You know, we joke a lot about Rarity being a slut, but really when you think about it its Pinkie who is the REALLY slutty one.I mean after all, who else but Pinkie Pie could be such a little tart!
>>8243433>harsh letdown message>not"shit bitch you is fine"
>>8243345Does the self-insert have to be a human? Otherwise you could use the time shortly before Luna turned into NMM then you already have the jealousy part covered and make the self-insert Celestias personal Manciple or something like that - Luna could throw herself at the self-insert to make him appear late to an important meeting with ambassadors from some other country I dont know, I'm not good at writing or coming up with stuff.
>>8243523There's actually 2 funs in thereYou might even say the fun has been fuck you
>>8243528it would have to be Fluttershy or a filly
>>8243543that dragon doesn't seem to care the other dragon is not femalei like where this is going
>>8243562that's a pretty good idea actuallyi'm leaning towards second person for this, but i'm coming off a story in that pov and it's probably just stuck with meshould this be first or third?
>>8243581He does look like he'd make a good bottom.
I THINK THIS JJ DRAWING IS REALLY CUTEWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DOLOOK AT THAT LYRAhttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1360806129637.jpg
>>8243544>luna getting more and more forward slowly till she is practically begging[unfs internally]
>>8243601Most ponies make a good bottom
>>8243543>Pinkie was worried about Spike too>She made a better costumeOoooh
>tfw all the main 6 on Equestria Girls have smartphones and twitter/tumblr accounts>tfw Pinkie says YOLO
>>8243581GoodCause there was porn drawn of them because of that picture
>>8243433> been spending a lot of time with favorite pone> finally ready to tell her how you feel> valentines day is the perfect day> "Bestpone I have to tell you something!"> "It's okay, Anon. You don't have to say anything."> receive card> it says, "We'll always be friends."
>>8243615She looks like she is trying to enjoy her treat.
>>8243615I've seen that exact same pose before
>>8243586>I'm useful for onceSo that's what it feels like.Also, I'd vote third person.
>>8243544Yeah that sounds pretty good.Throw in a bit of NMM and I'll be unfing all day
>>8243615>Thinking we are going to persecute you for liking JJPlease. Don't get A HEAD of yourself NO SERIOUSLY THE FUCKING HEADS WHAT THE FUCK
>>8243648I DEMAND A LINK PLSPLS
>>8243648drawn by you?
>>8243667I know right?
>>8243615I'm gonna point out that that chocolate is more gray than brown.
>>8243692GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PHONE PINKIE
When you guys talk about fucking horses, you're not serious, right? Say by some cruel twist of fate you end up at an MLPG meetup. One guy brings a miniature mare and stallion with him. They're both trained to be docile and stand still while being fucked.Would you actually insert your erect penis into a horse and thrust until you ejaculated?
>>8243681If Spike stayed with them, he'd probably bottom them all on those hot boring days. He'd get used to it since he's the weakest and would work on trying to overpower one of the other dragons in wrestling. Until then he'd just take it.
>>8243692You look flashy today Pinkie more than usual.Get it?
>>8243734nopenot into dragons
>>8243728Why wouldn't I?
Would you double penetrate a pony?Which pony likes double penetration the most?
>>8243766yespinkie or rarity
>>8243734yes>you will never hold spike's cock between your finger tips and stroke gently while he makes cute little sounds
>>8243734saved to 34 folder which means yes
>>8243762WHATTHE FUCKIS WRONG WITH YOU
>>8243778oh godwhy won't anyone write this
>>8243646>tfw Pinkie says YOLOI'm not sure if I'd laugh till I die from lack of oxygenOr just commit sudoku
>>8243692MOTHERFUCKING PINKIE IT'S 3AM LET ME SLEEP
>>8243467THATS FUNNY CAUSE IM STARTING TO RUB OFF ON HER HAHAHEHEHOHO I'll just go kill myself now.
>>8243775Pinkie likes it because more people equals more funRarity likes it because she gets off at the feeling of fullness
>>8243734>not dress>no lacy panties>not even cute rainbow socksNo.
>>8243785>the joke of this picture is that the "Beast" is actually the woman
>>8243734No man. That's gay
>>8243814pinkie is dead onbut rarity is just a slutshe fucking loves dicks
>>8243692I swear to go if she is sending me another pic of her butt I will go balistic
>>8243692aw yes it's party ponetime to get fucked up!
>>8243728Of course not. I want to fuck cartoon horses, not real ones.
>>8243728Is it a clean horse?
>>8243785i'm into other things
>>8243836That's what I was talking aboutHer body is so used to having a dick inside her that it instinctively reacts when she gets pounded, no foreplay needed
>>8243868Shout will never come back
>>8243868Twilight that is obviously a code. I thought you were the smart one.
>>8243432HOW ABOUT flustered lyra getting chocolate and roses what else is cute and pono related to valentines day?
>>8243794>eyes closed tight>erratic breathing>legs and arms bending and twisting>claws gripping clumps of blanket>he keeps turning subconsciously in a manner that shows off his pink, puckering anus, ready for action
>>8243899noi want my bonbutt
>>8243785I like dragons. I wish I had a dragonbro.
dicks...or butts...dicks.....or butts...i just can't decide...
>>8243914Why do you think I was staring at your butt?
>>8243868Pinkie sure does seem to like dicking around online!
>>8242762>the autism is too much>my hooves hurt>i rather be at sugar cube corner making cupcakes
>>8243915dunno about that last parti want him to be girlish and squirmy and reluctant but so turned on he shoots in like a minute and gets my hand and his entire lower half all stickyand he's still hard after the fact
>>8243899THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC.
>>8243924my actual nigga
>>8243899I'll take it
>>8243944That sounds pretty gay
>>8243430You know there is a butt worship thread right?
>>8242762>implying she wouldn't lick the salt off you for nutrients
>>8243974i know rightunf
>>8243980yeah it's called MLPG
>>8243836>tfw ponies would be horrified to learn we culturally have insults like slut and whore to use to shame and demean woman's sexualities.
>>8243923fuk you i wasn't taking any requests i was taking valentines day lyra requests
>>8243984>Mmmh...mmmh...>You just try and do stuff with a pony inside your shirt, licking you all over>Mmmh...so salty...
>>8244001ohwell geeit's not like i wanted you to draw me anythingjerk
>>8243996I would slut shame the fuck out of Rarity
>that last bluebloood update
>>8244016me toobut she'd just get off on it more
>>8244010They should have that at spas
>>8244016That would leave her heartbrokenUntil she started liking it
>>8244010as long as she didn't go near my nipples, I don't like them being touched, it's a weird sensation
>>8243924would you _sexually your dragon bro?
would you let your favorite pony "hoof" you?
>>8244023>tfw the only time you go to tumblr is when MLPG links somethingGuess im not cut out for this web 2.0 stuff
HOLYSHIT 900K LIKES
>>8244064W-what even is that?
>>8244039>none of your insults work because sexual deviance is tolerated so widely in Ponyworld
>going through old drawings>see how far you've come>realize you're not very far at allWill I ever draw well?
>>8244070OH FUCK YOU I WAS GOING TO POST THAT ONE
I'm not impressed
>>8244064Like step on my weiner? That's pretty weird, but if that's something she likes to do, I'd indulge her.
>>8244016But Dahling! Just because I queef a lot does NOT mean that I have a "super loose vagina from being doublestuffed 6 nights a week"!It's a medical condition, really! A-ask my doctor....
>>8244070>it took Equestria Girls to pull Blueblood backI guess it kind of balances out
>>8244102rarity might wanna step on your weinerbut she'd have more fun if you cockslapped her in the face with it instead
>>8244097WHOEVER IS BEST GIRL
>>8244060I think I would just want a dragon bro.We could do aerial tricks together and scare people for giggles m8. And I'm sure a dragon is cozy warm.
>>8244129Nigga, he's been back for a while now.
What if Rarity stepped on your weiner and it accidentally broke, like forever?Would you let her go ahead and pay for you to be gelded, then make her outfit you in an entirely new beautiful wardrobe of pony dresses?
>>8244133That's just dumb. I'd refuse to do it and look at her patronizingly.
>>8244111>Dahling!Writing phonetically is bad form
>>8244193chins full of JUSTICE
>>8244174I'd be mad as fuck and I'd try to get Twilight or the nurse pone to fix it, and if that didn't work, I'd have Twilight do research and figure out how to give me a bionic penis, maybe graft a horsecock onto me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhHRCRMOMwWHY HAVEN'T YOU LISTENED TO THIS TODAY?
>>8244198Her lovely hubs>check it out
>>8244215BECAUSE IM LISTENING TO SOMETHING ELSE
>>8244166>nigger RarityPut an end to your life.
>>8244166Rarity is the only one in this picture that looks somewhat acceptable.
>>8244174How does a pony just step on your weiner? They're like nothing tall. You'd have to be doing something stupid for thsi to happen
>>8244198do you guys think lyra or bonbon would have bigger tits
>>8242241hahaHe didn't answer you
>>8244239>Shes actually called Rarara
>>8244241When did Spitfire join a gang?
>>8244250BonbonShe gives me a ''pudgier'' vibe
>>8244166Does anyone elsse think its weird Twilight has the worst penmanship out of all of them?
>>8244250darfisis that what this relationship is gonna be likelikebonbon keeps comparing herself physically to lyraand expecting you to agreewith her logic
>>8244215 BUT I AM I HAVE HAD THIS OPEN IN A TAB FOR 3 HOURS NOW http://mlpg.co/twily
>>8244166oh god that RD
>>8244248If you slept on your back and they stepped on you.
>>8244250As humans?BonbonIn my head, and from the few human stuff drawn, she's slightly shorter and stockier
>>8244166You know, seeing all these non-white humanzations is pretty racist
>>8244285you could dig for adamantium with that chin
>>8244250I agree with everyone else on Bonbon.
>>8244308Ponies just walking all over you while sleepingWhat is the world coming to
>>8244280i dunnoi'd be okay with thatbonbon tits it is then
>>8244331Piece a' Pie is best pony
>>8244285YOU GOTTA FILP IT TURN WAYS
pony names sound really weird on humans.what if all the other humans have normal human names.
>>8244263Short for Raraquisha
>>8244365>RD is black>Rainba-
>>8242223Biscuits used to be our drawfag, people liked her
>>8244358>What ifHow the hell is >Hasbro gonna explain that.>Hi Twilight Sparkel!>Hey sid
>>8244358This is why shipping yourself with ponies will never workCan you imagine the looks you two would get when someone introduced you as Mr and Mrs. Fluttershy?
>>8244365>Raraquisha>Not RaraquisharaSo close anon
>>8244378Oh shit my sides>The - don't be silent
>>8244392>mr and mrs fluttershyu wot m8
>>8244358Twilight = AgnesRainbow Dash = SamFluttershy = MichelleRarity = DelphineApplejack = MakaylaPinkie Pie = Jenny
>>8244331i'd like to watch or look at or read something that's about ponies interacting to the Y-rated weird things we do like the fact we refuse to pronounce pinkies name right. any other silly thing you people do.
>>8244392Why the hell would I take her name
what if pank
>>8244250bonbonI wish I could find that one humanized picture with Lyrayou know the one
>>8244416>Makaylathe fuck man
>>8244423You are THAT beta
>>8244416>not naing them after the VA or in case of Pinkie and AJ something close to that nameFor me Rarity will always be a Tabitha
>>8244436i don'ttell me more
>>8244357No, you chumpassJegus fuckTURD THE SPOON FLATWAYS
>>8244461they're in this room and Lyra is pulling the curtains and holding Bonbon and kissing her head and Bonbon is shorter
>>8244466Equestrian rules my ass.As long as I'm human she takes my name.
How is your favorite pony like your Valentine? They're bother completely fictional! And ugly!
How did you guys reacted towards the "Humans" Spin-off show of "Equestria Girls?" And how do you think think the future of MLP is going to turn out?>This is my reaction.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
I made something for you guys.
>>8244250Do you think human bonbon ever gets annoyed at her tits?>Ugh, sometimes I wish I was one of your stupid ponies, Lyra. At least I wouldn't have to deal with THESE
>>8244481I remember that one. pretty much solidified the "chubbier bonbon" thing for me.
What if pony was vidya?
>>8244501Why is Pinkie sad?Does she not want me to take her name? I'd think her family would be proud
I don't understand
>>8244518that's the oneso nice;_;
>>8244524it would be subject to c&d by hasbro
>>8244518>>8244481that's radi wish bonbon was a little pudgierbut it'll do
>>8244496PUT IN PANKA PA
>>8244524What if cease and desist?
>>8244524I want to play pony vidya
>>8244518Nah man.Nah.Roomates and best friends is as far as I'll go.
>>8244522Its too deep for you, I guess.
>>8244492As long as I'm human she takes my name.>As long as I'm humanthis line is the comedic beat just before the scene change shown you've been magically changed into a pony.
>>8244524Then Pony would be Fight...Ponyk...MLPOnl....The pony would be C&Ded
>>8244499haha, oh my goshthis is fantasticyou should do more
>>8244494I'm going to tell you right now what's going to fucking happen.Nothing.That shitty spin-off show is going to be cancelled because I don't think no one in here would watch it.
>>8244524Hasbro would take it behind a McDonalds and shoot in the back of the head execution style and jizz on its corpse.
>>8244499>she'd have swollen teats as a pony>FUCK!
>>8244555only if I'm a pegasus
>>8244571>Going to be cancelled because nobody from MLPG is going to watch itYeah, ok, anon
>>8244552What is it with every good pair they're alwyas "room mates" ?Lyra and Bonbon, Derpy and Carrrot TopIs housing so bad in Ponyville that so many families need to live together?
ponies don't actually take each others name.its just a massive coincidence that through out history every married couple Already had the same name.
>>8244552Bon Bon's expression is so cute.
>>8244597I think he's referring to the fandom. There is a reason LPS and Carebears haven't topple MLP.
>>8244597There humans. No one in here is going to watch a show that is for humans. Especially when the Mane6 turn out to be humans themselves.
>>8244566>But Bonbon, I like them the way they are~>Yeah well you also like horsecocks, Lyra, so please EXCUSE ME if I'm not feeling very COMPLIMENTED here>Bonbon spends the rest of the afternoon trying to make amends with a very upset Lyra
Stop doing that, if you lose your hat it'll come out of your salary.
>>8244601yes, housing market crashed when Celestia in all her wisdom tried to bring "harmony" to the market. Some of those mud ponies couldn't handle the loans
>>8244652>>8244649>Going to be cancelled>Because bronies won't watch itWill you please listen to yourselvesThis isn't about us
>>8244660crystal pones are sparkly
Is Poundcake's name Pound Cake or Poundcake Cake?
What we gonna do tonight mlpg?
>>8244649>There is a reason LPS and Carebears haven't topple MLP.....you mean besides the fact Friendship is Magic is, you know, good?
>>8244660why are the clothes the same material as the pones?
what if rairty became a sparkly vampire.what if sweetie was real mad about that because she is a fa of more traditional vampires and thinks sarkle vampires are for faggots
>>8244659>horsecocksnot sure how feelbutthankswould bonbon indulges in lyra's pony fetish please say yes
>>8244687Pound CakeHes going to make his wife a very happy mare when he grows up.
>>8244687Ponies don't have surnames.
>>8244701I like lps
>>8244694Oh Pinkie.... You're so hot.
>>8244694same thing we do every night pinkie.make references to that cartoon you liked as a filly.
>>8244694Maybe i'll take some writing requests.
>>8244694GO ON VACATION
>>8244715I only watched the newest ep because of that rabbit
>>8244687Is Applebloom's name Applebloom Apple?
>>8244694Make cute gifs then pass out at ~2:30
>>8244659wouldn't horsecocks be normal for themI guess apecock isn't as fun to say as horsecockHORSECOCK
>>8244724woah hey nowsomeone else is writing?you been around for a while? i haven't seen you
>>8244722what pony is most likely to still watch kids cartoons despite being a grown ass mareno this is stupid we alredy know its pinkie case closed.
>>8244709The horsecock thing is something Bonbon just assumed, or said out of spite. Or notWell, how do you think she finally managed to make amends with Lyra?
>>8244748Wait. That Crystal pone is a mail pone?
>>8244757Also Fluttershy while she babysits the CMC
>>8244724You're damn right you will if you want to get better.
>>8243980Has some good stories on their pastebin. But MLPG is butts classic.
>>8244763tfw bonbon takes lyra to a stable and lets her have an afternoon of fun with a pony of her choice while bonbon watchesholy fuck that is hot. i can't unf hard enough
>>8244748Wait a secondDo you guys think those little winged shoes are.....functional? Or just uniform to look fast?
Going to run a quest tomorrow, any requests or anything? and anon, shut the fuck up about Parker Peter, I haven't forgotten, I have to retrieve that shit and I don't know where it is
>>8244755Ive been around for about a week now, I write short >feels based on images people post and sometimes if someone requests it i'll write weird porn.
>>8244754no these are human versions. its all backwards
>>8244166Holy fuck.I know what book she learned from.
>>8244701That was the point.It just feels like Hasbro is just copy pasting appearances, but not getting any talent behind them to make them good.
>>8244783Getting some Crystal Empire is Greece vibes
>>8244782>You're sick, Lyra. You know that, right? You're messed up>Are you even listening to me?>Come on now you dingbat, it can't be that fucking good, can it?>~
>>8244757>You will never spend lazy Saturday mornings with Pinkie, wearing pajamas and eating cerial on the couch, parked in front of the TV playing your favorite shows
>>8244790>feelswellmaybe there's still hope
>>8244808pegasi are greece
>>8244775Hell yes I wanna get better, i'm gonna give one of you a boner someday when you least expect it.>>8244819I don't know how to take that
>>8244767>Hermes was a god of transitions and boundaries. He was quick and cunning, and moved freely between the worlds of the mortal and divine, as emissary and messenger of the gods
>>8244817asdfhgpleasesomeonesomewheresave me from having to write this myselfPLS
>you will never clutch a little pony in your arms like a teddy bear while you sleep
>>8244787Angry Vengeful Loser pony and it's pushover firend quest to get revenge on the pony who ruined his or her favorite cartoon.
>>8244787Are you going to use the MLPDND thing, or just the basic people make recommendations one?How about a Fireworks quest? During a big celebration, you spot a cutie pie on a small boat. You decide to get to her on the port, but how many people and things can get in the way of point A and point b?
>>8244726SHES A MANIACMAAAANIAC ON THE FLOOR
>>8243744>on all the hot boring daysConsidering they're in a fucking volcano, Spike's gonna be pretty sore.
>>8244847anonpony doesn't want thatyour sick fantasies are wrong
Who's a pony artist who's really cool about taking any kind of requests? Doesn't need to be an mlpg artist. I need somebody to draw colt x loli or imma die.
>>8244838>i'm gonna give one of you a boner someday when you least expect it.you're alright
>>8244847>that terrible feel
>>8244844Well now I feel bad, because I have a load of old as fuck requests I should write before thisWhat to do, what to do...Would Bonbon...you know...give in?
>>8243785>filenameThe dovah that Alduin gave to me!
>>8244660because when a pony commits a crime in the crystal kingdom they are skinned and used to make the unique colored fabrics that are highly sought after for their lusturous sheen.l
>>8244874us bronies amirite
>>8244886>>8244847MLPG what is betterTo snuggle up on a pony?Or have them snuggle up on you?
>>8242305i honestly can't. Dash isn't even my favorite pony and that's the cutest moment in the show.
>>8244911nigga just said he liked it not that it was better
>>8244818>>8244757>>8244770you guysof course pinkie watches cartoons, that's so obvious its kinda boring.Twilight and Dash are closet cartoon watchers. They never tell a soul.
>>8244855seems fitting for the board>>8244857I usually don't use a system, just read the posts people make, try to fit them into one action, and if a roll is necessary use the first person's post number
>>8244890she'd be super reluctant about itlike she'd make a grossed out face and seem really hesitant when lyra, already dripping in a load of horse cum and shaking from her own several orgasms, held out the again stiffening giant prick for bonbon to touchbut she would touch itand lyra's getting turned on would get her turned onand pretty soon she'd be sucking it and lyra and her would be touching each other and lyra would get up and let the stallion fuck her while bonbon was underneath licking her click and fingering herselfand they'd both cum as the horse filled lyra's pussy up with jizzif you don't write this i'm going to
>>8244911its not better than mlp but i think its funit's not like i have a small amount of free time
>>8244909why not both
>>8244948But I only want Pinkie
>>8244948Twilight would probably be a master of hiding power levels.
>>8244982I don't see howHell, she made a whole stupid scene in Cutie Mark Cronicles
"Equestria girls won't feature the original VAs" and other ways things will be terrible in the future!
I still can't believe there's a supervillain called 'Sportsmaster'
>>8244954Well you seem to be having an awful lot of fun with it, so just go aheadButYou knowI might just give it a try too after I'm done with all these requests>T-this is so fucking disgusting...>Ugh...smells terrible...>Holy crap Lyra, are you REALLY gonna shove it inside???>Uh...oh...damn...
>>8244949Holy shit you are alive, do you still watch the show nigga?
>>8244996That was when she was young though.
>>8244999Well duh. They're going to feature more grown up VAs since the ponies are more grown up now.
>>8245007Lyra don't chew with your mouth open.
>>8245000Or Music Meister
>>8245007Oh, Lyra, I just want to grab your tongue.
>>8245000Theres also one named "Taskmaster".
>>8245007My reaction exactly.Nasty.
>>8244982Twilight is the least successful at hiding her sperg of any horse.I'd vote Rainbow or Rarity. Maybe FS. AJ can't lie very well and Pinkie Pie wouldn't give a fuck.
>>8245033AIM OF HAWKEYE
>>8244982Pinkie Pie goes with other fans to PonyPizzaHut and sings the shows songs.Twilight watches a video of that happening on Ponytube and burns anything that might prove she watches the same show.
>>8245018Dude, its been like a year and a half
That feeling when you get when you want to make a comic but don't really feel like drawing but if you don't draw it then it won't be relevant anymore.I know it all too well.
>>8245029Yes.YES.ANON GENTLY GRABBING LYRAS TONGUE WITH HIS POINTER AND THUMB
>>8245013I do, been busy graduating and going across the country, back now for the shitstorm that will occur on Saturday.
>>8245012i don't want toi want someone else to do itfor onceso i can read and enjoy itit is speaking to me thoughit could be a blastcosmo is dat you
>>8245046and now she's a princess
>>8245033But Taskmaster is cool.
That human Bon Bon and Lyra thing reminds me of this.Wasn't someone doing a full version of it?
>>8245000>Rainbow Raider exists>He's a villain of The Flash
Would it be a big deal if I uploaded some fetishy nonsense I wrote in the general to FA?
>>8245042YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT
>>8245064NopeYou know I'm slow as fuck, manBut if you want to, I'll do it
Slendershy is best pony
>>8245058ManThis hiatus. Its going to be something. At least the last ones we had a good send off. This is just going to be....what's the world?
>>8245033>>8245000What? Where? Links?
I'm makin' this in my sculpture class. I dunno if you've worked with clay before, but this was done with the coil method and it's hallow. About 12in. The best part is though that some chick next to me is doing fluttershy. She specifically said that she wanted to make it quote "obese". And boy DID sheI'll snag a pic of that soon as i can.
>>8245058It's gonna be a nice day.
I know it's a little early but
Would you adopt a pony?
>>8245051Right now I'm dealing with >That feel when you're taking way too long on each page of your comic because you want it to be perfect
MLPG I NEED HELPIs this too snarky?I need some suggestions
>>8245057Why don't you just use magic you dumb green horse
>>8245107my heartoh godgg why do you make so many things i want to make happy
>>8245107>Merry Valentine I aint dating no British changling or none
>>8245107>"i'm made di-">and I'm already hugging her
>>8245107Fuck you Changebitch, I'm not falling for your love stealing scams
>>8245107I'm not Valintin
>>8245107Okay. But only a little one. We don't want you getting too fat to fly.
>>8245081holy good godfuckingunfi'm so flattered someone thought that was megoddamnthat is the hottest thingjesusnow i can't decide which one to dothey're both so goooood>>8245091swing and a misswellwhat kind of eta would we be talking?
>>8245123But Bon Bon... it's a whole different kind of magic. You should learn it yourself. It's amazing!
>>8245118I don't think you quite captured his mouth but it's damn close
>>8245118Eyes are good, mouth shouldn't be that smug.
>>8244954not sure whether I like this version or r63, they're both pretty hot
SHH SHH SHHH!everyone, shut up for a second. lookthere's a rainbow-maned scrunch pegasus at my window sill. its so pretty
>>8245095yeah, but at least we have good artists to keep us going again.
>>8245117That's a super duper sucky feel. Right now I feel like drawing up this cute little comic for Valentines day tomorrow, but I'm just really not in the mood to do it, but I'll feel bad for not doing it.
>>8245118Tilt the mouth so its straight
>>8245181BEEP BOOP I AM SCRUNCH PONY PLEASE INSERT WONDERBOLTS
>>8245156I hate giving myself deadlines...But then again, maybe that's the reason why I never get anything doneTell you what, I'll try and get it done before the weekend ends, is that ok with you?You can still go and do it yourself if you want, seriously
>>8244867>>8245173Try asking nicely on their tumblr or offer them $5 or something.Sounds like something that would be up MT's alley, but it's hard to say who would be willing to do loli.
>>8245192and lower the right eyebrow by a half inch
>>8245019>more grown upbut the VAs aren't young adults
>>8245057>someone actually saved thatso this is what it feels like
>>8245175An interesting sort of antihero if you ask me. Instantaneously can remember battle tactics his enemy uses but slowly loses his own memories.
>>8245208>insert wonderboltsSoarin you slut
>>8245181Throw her some Wonderbolts.
>>8245228Do more like thatLike pony trying to do something and anon helpingThey are good
>>8245227Hell, Tara is like 60
>>8245225Ok Thanks dan
>>8245103Not too shabby.
>>8245225Wait. Do you mean the eyebrow on the right or the right eyebrow in relation to Spike?
>>8245248You got it
>>8245251over 25 might as well be dead as far as im concerned amirite
>>8245216deadlines are an effective tooli can't decide which one i want to domlpg, decide for mehumanized bonbon and lyra fucking a real horse, third personor humanized bonbon and lyra get licked out by horse, first person
>>8245228oh yes, I remember the first time one of mine was reposted
>>8245256No problem man, it's lookin' great
>>8245282the first one
>>8245103Interesting. I don't know if these will help, but I have a few 3D ponies for reference.
>>8245283>screen capping the first time some one posted something you didHahahaI wish I'd thought of that
>>8245103Oh god I remember you
>>8245248>pony trying to do something and anon helping>"Oh Lyra, let me help you take off thsoe pants.">"Anon, I don;t even wear pants.">"I know.">Sexy music
>>8245228you've made it brah
>>8245317I don't think that's sanguinis if that;s who you're thinking of.
>>8245107What an adorable changeling.
>>8245107Cute, but what's up with her ass/leg area?
>>8245282Make sure that one of them is disgusted yet aroused at the same time by it, the wrongness of the situation setting her on fire. Shamegasms are the best
>>8245317I should've taken a picture of the obese fluttershysoon
>>8245322hahahaoh mananon with pony in implausibly cheesing scenesI like it
>>8245338Changelings don't have butts.
>>8245103Nice man, although I thought it was chocolate from the thumbnail...How much do you guys think big pony shaped chocolates would fetch?
>>8245338IT'S ADORABLE THAT'S WHAT
>>8245118Make the eyelid curved around the eye, the lid is too flat.
>>8245348god, i know, right?first one it iswish me luck, mlpg
>>8245107Fuck you Zerg, I don't want you suck my love for being powerful and control the world and shit.Go fuck yourself, you don't love me for real and I know that. After the hug, you will kill me, don't lie!DON'T FUCKING LIE!
>>8245354Oh I dispise it too. I just chose a pony I liked and so did she. I dont even really know her
>>8245173EhI don't into loli. Sorry.
>>8245390I don't need these man. You can stop
>>8245107Do changelings ever get full?Because damn, I would giver her such a hugging
>>8245390Fuck off retard.
>>8245390Oh yes I've needed one of these thingsI'm gonna DRAW NOW
>>8245223Does Megasweet do commissions or something?I'm not sure, but if he does, he's pretty good at the whole underage horse thing
>>8245423This is the best model ever, I can't remember his dA..
>>8245414>The more love and affection you give her, the chubbier she gets
>>8245402OK, sorry. Just trying to help.>>8245423Huh, I posted that one before.
>>8245107GG makes changelings look cute, but if I ever saw one in person I'd probably try to smash it with a magazine, bugs are fucking disgusting. I haven't seen a spider in here in months, I vaccuum ever few days, dust the ceiling and all the corners, and pull furniture out to dust under it about once a month. When I see one, I terminate with extreme prejudice, I can't let it get away and crawl on me while I sleep.
>>8245440This image reminds me more of the Matrix. Ponies take the role of humans while changelings are the machines
>>8245459Seems to be http://hashbro.deviantart.com/
>>8245459Hashbro, I believe it was.
>>8245457He doesn't do underage malesAlso I'm looking for requests, not commissions.
>>8245476>Huh, I posted that one before.I know tool, that's why I saved it. You spamming inferior pictures just proves how shit you are.
>>8245509>>8245496Aw yiss, thanks.
>>8245512holy shit fuck off
>>8245477>not capture and releasewhen the spiders take over you're fucked
>>8245510if you want a picture that bad you can afford to pony up some dough for it, mang
>>8245423>>8245512stop replying to yourself to give the impression that anyone here notices or cares about your presence
>>8245477>Queen Crystlais smashes throguh Anon's wall, laughing manically, with the intent on devouring him>He rolls up an issue of Vanity Fair and repeatedly pops her on the head, driving her off
>>8245477>implying their isn't one on you right now>crawling up your leg
>>8245477I've got a Spiderbro that lives under my porch light. He sets a web out at night and get all the flies and shit that usually buzz around at head-level. He got pretty big, but I haven't seen him in a few days.;_;
>>8245477But changelings don't even really look like bugs
>>8245526Holy shit shut the fuck up dude.
>>8245511For a spin of series of a movie around a fiction toyline based on a cartoon, yeha it was pretty good
>>8245532Or I could find somebody who's willing to do it for requests.Shouldn't be that hard.
>>8245570>no frills or laceYA BEEFED IT
>>8245541I have a big thick SSI book, I roll it up tight and smash the fuck out of them, it works great.I also dilute citrus, eucalyptus, and lemongrass essential oil in vinger and water and spray it at all possible entry points, like around the door frame. Almost all bugs hate it, I spray it on plants in the summer.
>>8245570I can't look at this without seeing the triangles her nose makes with the point of the heart, and the circle in her hoof as a superhero mask
>>8245570My heart can't take it
>>8245594current evidence suggests otherwise
PROBLEM! STATEMENT! QUESTION, QUESTION?
>check mlpg>scroll through thread>opening up a shitload of images>new thread by the time I finish>open it in a new window and plan to come back to sort through and save the other shit>dip off from the general for a couple hours>come back>do it all again
>>8245662Query: what the fuck are you doing, meatbag?
>>8245672He's still got it.
>>8245672one hour slow
>>8245680Statement: White horse is clearly superior to her brethren.
next pony postedlove, cuddle, hug and other shit like that
>>8245705THIS PONY IS TOO BIG
The time is nearly upon us. Who here is ready for their valentines day waifu date?
Would you let a horse lap at your tip while you pleased yourself
>>8245716Thats not a statement, its a delceration!
>>8245674I do this literally all the time too mang.
>>8245732It's already 2pm on the day for me.
>>8245705I don't like that pony that much.
>>8245652>>8245652Just because you cant think of any, it doesn't mean they don't exist, shit for brains.
>>8245716But that's illogical, background pony cannot be best pony
>>8245732Should I get my camera and take a picture giving something to pony on my computer screen?
>>8245759now give him a mustache
>>8245733>that awful blush>Dash's stress mark on her fucking hoof>Rarity's retard mane>Pinkie's color and randumb face>Fluttershy looking like an autist feeling their face because soft>Applejack's lack of limb proportion in relation to her head placementDenied
>>8245759Eyelids need to be down slightly more. Conveying a sense of overwhelming self confidence to the extent of boredom with his surroundings.Left (our left) side of his mouth needs to curl up into a smirk a little.Also more lines on his face.
>>8245762Well I don't like you very much anon
>>8245734>letting a horse steal my proteinno fucking way
>>8245824>not kissing her and lapping it back
>>8245819Jesus christ. Alright. Thank you. I'll see what I can do
Well shoot then. Has anyone made valentines day waifu pictures yet and posted them?
>>8245838I like her wings
>>8245824>not letting horse have a little of your protein in exchange for a mouthful of theirswhat's it like being so short sighted
Why are ponies the only sapient ones? Why aren't there sapient goats or dogs or whatever? Angel is sapient but he's mute.
>>8245847Oh, I like holes plenty.
>>8245847STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
>>8245820Does this mean we can't be friends anymore?
>>8245865Do you even watch the show?
>>8245847No matter what she doesNo matter how hard she triedI will never love her
>>8245868PRETZELS ARE BAD FOR PONE
>cuddling with ponyholyshit yu are enourmous faget
>>8245868are you a pony?
>>8245865cows, diamond dogs, possibly others
>>8245865>Why are ponies the only sapient ones?But there are sapient cows and sheep and a bunch of other animals.
>>8245856It's not even the 14th yet you mongoloid
>>8245833How much is that pony in the window there?
>>8245881>I will never love her
ap made me come ask thiswe're gonna be doing a short writing exercise over the next week2,000 word pone storycan you guys throw out some open ended prompts for us? thanks
>>8245847Can I fill in your holes?With my penis?
>>8245868Don't worry, Twilight can make anyone friends after she becomes the princess of friendship.
>>8245916pony has a tea party
>>8245912N-no, wait, I still love you, holes and all