How will Twilight's friends treat her after she becomes royalty?Slow pony:>>8184460
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IM ALEANDER THE GREAT
>Rarity will have a fashiongasm
>>8190199For the first few episodes it will be awkward as fuck.
OH GOD HELP HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
New GF where?
>>8190199They'll treat me like royalty of course.
How do we fix Dash?
>tfw you know not everyone will migrate to mlpg.co after the great purging occurs>tfw all you mlpg bros will vanish
I hope to god they treat her the same.
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>8190199Like she's better than them
>>8190264I hope Dash still treats her like shit
>>8190265Because that gif was made using a saturated color corrected rip.
>>8190265purple is magicest color
>>8190198So you like a lot shows for little girls then?
>>8190265>Ask Twilight why she's purple>She explains refraction to you
>>8190265god damn this gif is cute
>>8190265Because it makes her look pretty
>>8190254You take her tot he vet and pay a fortune
>>8190265In the ancient world, purple was the color worn by Roman Emperors and magistrates, and later by Roman Catholic bishops. Since that time, purple has been commonly associated with royalty and piety
>>8190279I don't think refraction is the reason she's purple anon
I'm ready for cute valentines day ponies.I want cute valentines day ponies.
>>8190265She could be purpler
>>8190254Make her wear more pink bows and do more girl things.
>>8190310THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE
>>8190310Is she purple on the inside, too?
>Look in hyper index>Fresh clean horse at the topThis is going to be a good night don't you fuckers spoil it for me
>>8190321You're lucky, people were being banned for these kind of posts a few hours ago.
>>8190308>Implying ponies don't have magical polar bear coatsThey're too bright
>>8190328No. She's pink on the inside
>>8190340Doesn't matter, just report it anyway.
>>8190231Wait, wait, I got it now...RARITY!
>>8190321You should just fuck mares, bro
>>8190340As they should be.Just because he posts a pony picture doesn't make it pony related.
>>8190321you need to leave that bitchalso, not pony
>>8190340I was averaging 10 >you'lll never stories a thread and I wasnt banned
>>8190349that's what I thought
>>8190321Or just get a non shitty girlfriend.I finger mine to oblivion and she can't wait to get stuffed by my dick afterwards.not ponyfuck off
>>8190208I always find that image cute.
>>8190321That sounds like the relationship I want. I'm jealous.
>>8190321You're a fucking pathetic doormat, bro.
>>8190349are you sure?
>Flying lessons from RD who now boasts about her position as royal personal trainer.>Rarity wants to make more clothes for her but Twi will probably keep it to a minimum>FS gets shy around her again due to the change untill Twi sorts it out and gets her to realise she's still Twi>Pinkie probably doesn't even notice>AJ continues to be background Pony
>>8190340Wait what? Why were people being banned for that?I haven't been around for the past month
Ima go to the extremes. Pinkie will commit suicide, Fluttershy will become a hermit, her house eventually falling into disrepair and being covered in the waste of herself and her pets, Rarity will side with Twilight and abandon the others, Applejack will commit arson on the library, and Dash will assassinate Twilight and then commit suicide,
I hope her friends actually do react to this rather than just passively accept it with no indication that anything has happened.
>>8190376>not having a pony gfWhy are you here again?
>>8190367>actually reads what the guy wrotewait shit not like that
we're really fast today
>>8190387Because it's shit posting, anon.
>>8190321Why don't you fuck herAnd then get her off?Then dump her if she says no
>>8190321>tfw no ghoulfriend
>>8190391>not having a pony bfWhat are you gay?
>>8190373NICE TRY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TO RUIN MY MOOD.
>>8190377no, this is anon
>nighttime is better than daytime guise
>>8190387Its shitposting and not pony.>>8190408I prefer a mare to hold and cuddle, but that each to their own.
>>8190274I've been looking for the saturated color corrected rip for ages, do you have a link>
I like Trixie because of her purple hat.
>>8190408nigga don't make me start
>>8190434Hahaha that's nice.
My hand is really sore now, I'll probably finish more this one tomorrow, and continue with my journey.
>>8190428>saturatedyou mean like this?
>>8190381I learned from my father. No one in my family is assertive, so I confuse aggression with assertiveness, and now I analyze everything I do because it's all a subtle power struggle when you interact with women.
Leaksong plotpoint discussion time:So Rarity is trying to cloud-manage, but can't. Since when does Rainbow Dash's cutie mark mean her special talent is weather? Rarity should be racing anyone who she thinks is athletic. She should be a wheezing, messy, sweaty little horse by the end of the episode. ...Except, when filly Rainbow looked over her shoulder, she saw the Rainboom had wiped the sky clear because of her racing. Thus, the weather is part of her mark talent.
>>8190402>>8190427But by extension of that more than half the stuff on the board is shitposting
>>8190416thanks for proving you're from the day threadsnow fuck off
>>8190454TURN IT OOOOFF!
>>8190321man, having a girlfriend sounds really shitty
>>8190457And you're failing.Use your balls or hand them in.
>>8190440I'l fukken deck ya m8
>>8190362I would be palette's valentine. She'd probably make an extravagant card and get covered in glitter and lace from making it.What a clumsy horse.
>>8190460>everyone else is doing it>so it's okay if I do itOf course it is, be the better poster. I believe in you.
>>8190463But all the people complaining about daytime is from nighttime, why would nightfags complain about nighttime?
>>8190450you better not give up vato.
>>8190457it's a bad relationship. she shounds like a cunt, what did you even see in her?
>>8190460but that's true
>>8190450Fuckin NICE, Dooks.
>>8190468So how do you interact with women? Refuse to lend them a pencil and cut them in line?
>>8190460Maybe you should leave this thread and go to that board then
>>8190450Go to bed and jerk off with your other hand.
>>8190419>m- maaaammy!!!two free sides with any order of more than $10.00
>>8190459It seems to swap their entire self identities.Rarity simply thinks that she is cheif weather pony like RD usually is.
>>8190497It's a start.
>>8190450THESE EYES ARE VERY NICE
>>8190484because when it's nightime, shitposting reduces and some of us linger around till dayThen, like clockwork, MLPG goes to shitposting mode
>is everyone having a good winter?
>>8190484>implying is not the same people for both times>implying it's not just a scapegoat>"this thread is shitty because it's daytime">"this thread is too /soc/ because it's nighttime"
>>8190464TUUUURN UP, THE RAAAADIOOOOI NEED THE MUSIC, GOTTA GIVE ME SOME MORE Quit thinking of alpha protocol
>>8190450>Dooks will eventually be able to replicate any drawfag.>5 years from now he'll be the only one left and nobody but him will know.
>>8190527>/soc/ and gay shit>not shitpostinghue
>>8190459>Rarity... should be a wheezing, messy, sweaty little horseGo on.
>>8190527>tfw 8am EST comes
>>8190527Was daytime mlpg ever like night time, or has the thread always shifted from day to night?
>>8190529I was, and then I moved to a place which constantly reminds me of spring. So I am having a nice spring so far, thank you.
>>8190529IT'S FUCKING HOT AS SHIT YOU INSENSITIVE YELLOW PONY
>>8190561Well I'm glad you moved, you hated that state.
>>8190544no, it's mostly chill discusison about ponies and fan creations. This, uh, impression of nothing but /soc/ and only sex, is wrongnow stop samefagging with that relationship shit and dump the bitch
I want to rub Rarity's tummy.
>you will never play with baby Shiny and his train set
>>8190548Rarity would have a small ass from hours of cardio.
>>8190529No.I fucking hate snow.
>>8190559There used to be a time at night when there was about one post every 15 minutes and nobody said ded
>>8190529My backyard fell, my dog is sick, I'm behind in schoolwork, something's wrong with my car, half the power in my basement went out, and there hasn't been substantial snow yet.Fuck off Fluttershy.
>>8190559You can never tell because people come and go, there have been daytime threads pretty chill, being alive for hours and there have been nighttime threads full of rage and shitposting.
Twilight is my favorite pony.She's so pretty. She's so smart, and cute, and spergy. I love all of her flaws and I think that they're what make her such a good character. I love that she has a tendency to screw things up while meaning the best for everyone.Please don't change. If this princess thing means she's perfect, I don't think I want to watch the show anymore. It's just too much.The breathing-in, breathing-out thing is already hinting that she's not neurotic anymore. I don't like that.
>>8190588>train set>not ninja turtles
>>8190612autism aside i agree mostly
>>8190604your backyard fell
>>8190529>winterI'm burning here
>>8190591Which would get big again after mountains of cake and icecream.I like watching white ponies eat.
>>8190614Wrong universe bro. And I highly doubt the Mare Do Well is actually Daredevil.
>>8190612the neurotic thing was overdone anyway.I want snarky twilight back
>>8190634shit hemisphere pls
Who is your favorite unpopular pony?
>>8190199Isnt she already royalty? Im not sure how pony monarchy works but id assume she became royalty the second her brother stuck it in cadence. I mean married cadence.
>>8190559Night has always been chiller than dayBut day used to be chill tooUsed to
>>8190614Oh god, Bored drawfag pls draw babby Shindig playing with ninja turtles
>>8190612I know your pain. Twilight becoming a perfect princess would hurt a lot.
>>8190652That's actually a good point, but they haven't said she is or suggested it so maybe Pony Monarchies don't work that way.
>>8190612First went sarcastic TwiThen went autistic TwiThen went neurotic TwiAll that's left is purple, smart, and princess.RIP IN PEACE ;_;
>>8190612I would marry Twilight
>>8190665I'd pay a good $20 to be able to punch that pony in the face
>>8190648Is Bonbon unpopular?
>>8190688Fuck you, she's mine
>>8190656Is he even here?
>>8190678What if they took away the purple next?
>>8190635Stop shopping your fat feeding fetish into everything you lardass.
>>8190577I honestly don't remember implying that I hated my home state. But anyway, it's really nice here.
>>8190635My waifu is not a disgusting hamplanet
>>8190702He's streaming a movie right now.http://www.livestream.com/bdrawfagstream
>>8190707maybe not hated but I remember you bitching about the cold
>>8190520AJ isn't out trying to dig up gems, she's being fancy and making dresses. However, her rejection of all she learned during her week in Manehattan means she won't be taking up the mantle with much more skill than patching old work clothes. (Her Manehattan education hadn't included garden parties by the time she took the train back to Ponyville.) She might try her hoof at decorating rooms, but I doubt it.Pinkie Pie is trying to run an apple farm like a rock farm. "Rain? Why would we need rain? Rain just makes the crop erode!" She wants to dig things up, rather than plant them.I wonder if RD is yelling at the animals and Fluttershy is trying to get ponies to come to a party?
>>8190652then what does that make twi/shining's parents in this instance?
>You will never share your favorite pony's first kiss
>>8190692why would you want to do that?
>>8190704jesus, no.I couldn't take it
>>8190731Can we be Bonbon now?
>>8190737>>8190742I heard that if a pony is attacking you underwater then you're supposed to punch it in the nose.
>>8190699mostly of S1 background ponies are popular
>>8190737Boys hit girls when they like them, right?
>>8190612Why not be there for her when she does change? Could you imagine the stress or the fear of change she going though? Would you abandon her in her time of need? If you care for her, you see this through with her together, no matter how painful it gets.
>>8190630Did I fucking stutter
>>8190612or maybe the breathing in breathing out thing had something to do with cadence specifically telling twilight to do that near the beginning of the episode.
>>8190753I would love to silently slip it inside a sleeping Twilight.
>>8190749Why not both?
>>8185502>draw Rarity braiding Rarity's hairHoly fuck did this take me a long time! I thought it was going to be simple, then>How do I draw Sweetie?>How the fuck do I draw braids?In the end, I'm happy with this draw. I think I'm going to do one or two more tonight, and then call it quits. Suggestions?
>>8190736So what's her cutie mark supposed to be? Wheat?
>>8190752No anon.>>8190750where did you hear this?Why would a pony attack you underwater anyway/
>>8190758How do you art so well and you can't upload an upright picture.You're like the mlpg rainman
>>8190264>I hope to god they treat her the same.I hope they do eventually, for the most part, anyway, but for them to not have powerful emotional reactions to it — both positive and negative — would be unrealistic.Please, God, don't turn these characters into Stepford Ponies without genuine emotional reactions. Their emotional realism is what makes the show good.I would expect Rarity to be jealous, at least beneath the surface, and I would expect Fluttershy to be somewhat cowed. Dash would probably just think it's cool. AJ could become respectful to the point where Twilight was like, "Knock it off!" Pinkie probably wouldn't change. She has no qualms about showing her ass around Celestia, so why would she behave any differently around Twilight?
>>8190743>mfw this was exactly my thought process when I ran over a frog in my own driveway
>>8190719Yeah, I probably did that more than once. Like last month while going to a friends house to hang out, it was around -10 degrees. Shit was cold, yo.
>>8190767That would be rape anon.You would be raping a pony.
>>8190774Because Lyrabon makes me jealous.
>>8190774I prefer Bonbon solo though. She need more solo art like that http://bonpun.tumblr.com/.
>>8190780her special talent is growing up she doesn't like it
>>8190796It's not rape if it doesn't wake her up.
>>8190784I don't know. I think it's something how my phone takes it. It looks upright in everything until I upload it.
If you have white soul tendency, you can post.
>>8190818Just cover it with dirt. I hear its cheap.
>>8190814I want to slip it inside that little blue horse.
>>8190676She attends the most prestigious school in the world, her brother is captain of the guard, and she has a princess for a babysitter. I'd assume her dad is a Lord, or her mother a Lady.I would give most of my money to see an episode in which Rainbow Dash meets Lady Sparkle (Twi's mom) and discovers that she's the author of the Daring Do stories under a pen name. Spaghetti-splosion! And later in the season, she gets picked to play Daring Do in the movie, but gets dropped when she ad-libs corny lines.
>>8190803But they are both such cute ponies.
>>8190838That's alright as long as she gives her consent
>>8190775>draw Rarity braiding Rarity's hairYou beefed it.
>>8190818Looks to me like your backyard is just a little more grounded.
>>8190743>Arian Foster used sadfrog
>>8190846I would have consensual sexual intercourse with both of them
>>8190548>You take a rari-cheek in each hand and pull her towards you>you lay on your back, head propped up by a pillow and drive you tongue into her sopping wet mare pussy>"a-nonymous, not h-ha! o-on the couch, im f-filthy"oh fuck, you got that right">she can barely get the words out as you go to town teasing her clit and feeling the tightening and relaxing of her vag>you nearly go mad from the sweet tangy flavors of her cunt>you need her flanks as you go on, Rarity reduced to a stuttering, shuddering mess>she starts to blush harder and harder twitching and shaking>"anonymous, im g-going t-to- ha! eehh~>you drive in deeper as she descends into a deep shaky orgasm>her fluids filling your mouth, bathing you tongue with her essence>you swallow>you breath in, taking in her aroma>Today is going to be alright
>>8190850Man I bet she's tight as hell.
>>8190834Probably is, but right to the left of that gravel is a huge drop off into the forest. I'm worried more might fall down, a house had to get torn down in my neighborhood a few years ago for the same reason.
>>8190834>implying that would fix potential foundation problems
>>8190775Cute, and it already looks improved.
>>8190843> I'd assume her dad is a Lord, or her mother a Lady.I don't think so. Only because they didn't really seem like it when Twilight was doing the tryouts for that school, but that's really all I have for that argument. But the idea that Twilight's Mom wrote Daring Do is actually pretty great.
>>8190861She can wink the cum out of you in under 30 seconds
>>8190858Anon, they're for cuddling.
>>8190775not the anon that requested it, but I like it. keep becoming less of a faggot.
>>8190894But sex and cuddling are not mutually exclusive.
>>8190894they can be for both
Twilight is my waifu, you can't have her she's mine and i'm not sharing
>>8190858I want to have angry, hate-filled sex with Bonbon.
>>8190894Sometimes they wanna ride a rock-hard stallion cock, though
>>8190916No, she's mine. Stop lying anon.
>>8190916Fine you can have her I've already had her.
>>8190916>>8190927I was hoping Fighting is Magic would've been finished just for things like thisFuck you I would fight you both at the same time
>>8190759I work for an autism therapy agency. Cadance did a classic behavior therapy technique: catch your charge's attention in a certain way, then do the thing you want them to mimic. Cadance is the reason Twilight isn't totally 'spergy; their lessons probably continued while Twi was at the school.
>>8190927>>8190916>women like Twilight don't exist in real life>even if they did they'd want nothing to do with you
>we will never go to Equestria to find out the ponies are actually tiny
>>8190775Request then?Maybe Shining Armor in a letterman jacket? Or some kind of jock pony
>>8190860Oh come on, I wrote this for you mlpg...
>>8190954How tiny are we talking?
>>8190950>nerdy girls in real life will never be a cute shade of purple and trot around on four legs and have a tail.
>>8190954>8 foot candy cane They're not that tiny
>>8190964That's nice and all, but I don't like rarity.
>>8190972What if they were this tiny?
>>8190964Keep trying. You almost got a wiggle out of my dick.
>>8190938Is it wrong I like used/damaged goods? I feel like they would like me more since i'm not a giant tool and they can learn to depend on me.
>>8190972But if they are tiny a foot to them would be tiny to us. They would have their own measuring distances.
>>8190997Do they have super tiny apples, too?
>>8190950>Women like Applejack exist>still wouldnt get into a relationship with them because fuck that shit
>>8190919What if she turned out to be really sweet? Even sweeter than Lyra?Maybe that's why her name is Bonbon.
we unf now?
I really should draw tonightRequest?
>>8191048Are you drawing unf or am I supposed to write unf
>>8191034I'd probably love her even more.
>>8191052anything with fluttershy
>>8191052A tiny Sparkler
>>8191052Twilight eating an apple
>>8191052Applebloom tying her bow in the morning
>>8191052Anything with Chickenbutt Chickadee
>>8190818Dude you live in a pretty cool lookin area. Looking for a roommate?
>>8191052Bonbon in a pretty dress.
>>8191052Something something horns
>>8191052Trixie crying herslef to sleep clutching a teddy bear of twilight thinking:>"I just wanted someone to accept me..."
>>8191052I request that you don't draw.
>>8191052Pinkie and Ronald McDonald making people smile
>>8190902>>8190885Thanks, anons. Thanks to all of MLPG's valuable feedback I've been pushed to keep drawing and I'm looking forward to getting a tablet now. Last couple days have been fun.>>8190894Can someone tell me who did this glorious coloring?>>8190956Sounds like a plan.
>>8190967Tiny enough to fit in your pocket.
>>8191007That's silly and highly unrealistic
>>8191075>having anon as a roommateThat sounds horrible. He'd keep you up all night with his constant fapping, and he try to convince you to rent a pony with him so you can take turns fucking it.
>>8191061>she turns out to be as sweet as Fluttershy>just without the crippling shyness
>>8191114>hey did you see that thing on mlp->"yes, again"
>>8191114sounds like he knows how to party
>>8191114>he try to convince you to rent a pony with him so you can take turns fucking it.and the problem with this is?
>>8191130Bon Bon is a canon giant bitch. What are you smoking.
>>8191058not dis shittu again
>>8191032itsy bitsylittle wittletwinkie pinkie
>>8191156I dunno anon, she seen quite concern something happen to the Apple Family. She always there when something big happens to them.
What a nice general.To draw in
My To-do list for draws:>Trixie with 34.5 cigarettes>Morning Marker Pony>Pinkity NSFW>Scootaloo dancing with Rumble>2edgy Twilycorn>Twilight comic>finish Anon and Lyra comic>??? in Tess's style>Flustered Dash in a bunny tail in Shout's style>Rarity in Apple's style>AJ in Ross's style>Power Armor Lyra>Humanized Rarity>more humanized Marker PonyIf only I could time-management.
Why is Rainbow Dash the sexiest pony?
>>8190705>Stop shopping your fat feeding fetish into everything you lardass.I agree. Smoking fetish is better.
>>8191163>Hello sir, I'm here to fuck your horse, take me money and make ready her loins!
>>8191196Sounds like you're about to draw Fluttershy, the adorablest pony
>>8191114anon pls I'm not like you
>>8191196All the cute ponies.All of them.
>>8191206But she isn't.
>>8191206Because you're unenlightened of the wondrous thing that is Twilight's thick and squishy badonkadonk.
>>8191238I guess if you like fat globby ass
You guys are kidding when you say you would cuddle and love one of the horses on the show right? Cause that's creepy
>>8191206Because you're too much of a goddamn pleb to fully appreciate Fluttershy in all of her glory
>>8191238>not knowing the magic that is flutterbutt
>>8191261>cuddle a loveThat's not creepy.
>>8191140>Every day it's the same thing>He always barges in your room to show you new pony porn from his favorite artist
>>8191261All things considered I'd probably be a very good friend at best. Can't have magic centaurs running about because of me.
>>8191238I want to smother my face in between her plush ass cheeks
>>8191257I support this ship.
>>8191278anon looks scared
>>8191276As much as I love ponies in panties, this version I liked better.
>>8191278>>8191290oh myit gets progressively more intimate
>>8191261Nope. Not kidding at all.
>>8190634Southern California pls
>>8191261I don't think I could be anymore serious
>>8191261No but I would fuck one
>>8191278>>8191290That's kind of weird ReiWho is your favorite pony anyways
>>8191261What's wrong with wanting to cuddle cute things?
>>8191330I guess it wasn't meant to be.
>>8191163>show grade mini horse is about $1000>$250 per horsefuckYou could make a lot of money doing this
>>8191261Do I need to refer you to one of my earlier works
So going off of this list: >>8191205What order should I do these in?
Have you guys heard this song. It's so catchy and cute....more catchy then winter wrap up
>when mlpg starts going fetish mode
>>8191377I like it
>>8191295Griffy approved ship.
>>8191377I didn't like it the first time I heard it, but it's REALLY growing on me. I'm listening to it on repeat now.
>>8191365Morning Marker2edgy TwilycornAnon/Lyra
>>8191383...God damn it, fine. But I really need to clear my plate off soon too.
>>8191367We need more cuddly pictures.More.So much more.
>>8190843>I would give most of my money to see an episode in which Rainbow Dash meets Lady Sparkle (Twi's mom) and discovers that she's the author of the Daring Do stories under a pen name.I would give most of mine to see an episode in which Rainbow Dash meets Twilight's mom and seduces her. And they enter into a serious lesbian relationship. And Twilight's dad finds out and files for divorce. And Twilight finds out and goes on a hysterical crying jag, and screams "HOW COULD YOU?!" at Rainbow Dash, and then they write that blue muffin-muncher out of the show.
>>8191405Ponies cuddle hardI hope you're ready
>>8191405I agree.>>8191396...YOU! GET TO WORK ON THIS!
what the FUCK is an AppleDan?
>>8190199I'm guessing they won't care about it as much as the rest of you bronies will.
>>8191418Don't be a faggot anon.
>>8191377>>8191392>>8191396I often feel like MLPG just hates everything when it's new.
MLP IS FINISHED
hey look everyoneit's everyone's favorite schoolmarm, miss cheerfully
>>8191072This one sounded cute
>>8191432You need to be here on a Saturday.
>>8191432I still hate the wedding episodes
>>8191443I SEE YOU
>>8191432I still hate it.Then again, not much a fan of WWU.
>>8190860>sweet tangy flavors of her cuntUh, you've never tasted cunt, have you?
>>8191443No. Draw the other pony.
>>8191443Something is off here...
>>8191443fuckin cute-ass changeling
>>8191467She's a pony.pony have very flavorful vaginas
>>8191443Fucking Chinese pony knockoffs
>>8191443Cheerfully doesn't look quite right.Is it a new hairstyle?
>>8191484just like berry punch having alcoholic juices
>>8191405>you will never carry Pinkie back to Sugarcube corner after she hurts her leg
>>8191458what nonsensesomeone gimme another pony to draw
>>8191450>implying I'd ever miss the airing of a new episode of the only show I watch with my only friends. I'm good at getting banned right before episode day though, so I'm usually mute.
>>8191444That looks like it would take a while
>>8191467Human cunt tastes like shitPone cunt tastes like nothing you have ever before in your life behind a Costco.
So what's going on with this leaked song thing?
>>8191443she got the right cutie-mark this time! she's getting better at this!
Well time to abandon posting my art
>>8191516So GG when am I moving in? I've got just about all my stuff packed up.
You know, this thread reminds me of a puzzle
>>8191508>you'll never tend to Dash's injuries after a particularly nasty crash
>>8191508>you will never carry pinkie around town zipped up in your sweater
>>8191516Rainbow dashholla holla get dolla
>>8191544never give up
Someone ship Rover!
>>8191482She needs more art. I swear to god this fandom is terrible when it comes to drawing interesting stuff.
>>8191544But it's really the best time. If your scared of other artists here, don't be. If anything, they understand and will help you.
>>8191516I dare you.
>>8191535>>8191543Shouldn't you be asleep, Scootaloo?
>>8191559She has lousy taste in stallions.
>>8191546The answer is C.Also I'm adoring this song
>>8191546this is the creepiest fucking puzzleI want to put something like this in a quest now
>>8191559Her claustrophobia is cute.
>>8191559Anon, can we make a deal?I'll do the jock SA later, and in exchange I'll finish off that draw of Chickadee dancing to include her tail and shirt. We cool?
>>8191551>tfw we don't have any with Dash except for this
>>8191591put it in your mouth, Rarity
>>8191591>Clearly non-orange eyesExplainEXPLAIN
>>8191626Look at the gloves and boots of the dahls. Then flip it upside down.Inverted gloves and boots.
>>8191626Dalek Caan please
>>8191616>w-what is his hand touching?
>tfw Rainbow Dash will never look like a tank
>>8191622BULLSHITI love Professor Layton but this is retardedEither that or I'm retarded
>>8191585Shining is a hunk with a terrible personality. There was no way she could have known. Do you think she'd be all over Big Mac or Braeburn?
>>8191611>waifuing fluttershyThat's still some pretty entry level shit
>>8191647Oh yeah, that one too.That's literally it.
Knowing that I will never fuck a mare from behind while holding onto her tail is a pain that I wish I never knew
>>8191661>tfw needing to take out pencil and paper to solve one of the puzzlesIt wasn't even a hard puzzle, dammit. Stupid mops.
>>8191672...fuck.there needs to be more.why isn't there more?
>>8191656Rainbows soaking wet mare cunt
>>8191564StrangerDanger once did an imitation of his style, complete with Ice Pack.Enjoy.
>>8191656All the right places
>>8191261Why is it creepy? They're sapient. They talk. They can give informed consent. They are not animals, except in the sense that we are animals too. It would not be like fucking a horse. It would be more like what Spock's parents did.
>>8191692I see no glistening drips of pussy juice falling from his fingers. He is clearly doing something wrong
>>8191608sounds good, more chickadee is always bueno.
>>8191673Anon, you are a sad man, and I feel your pain. ;_;
>>8191622Fucking moon logic.I wonder how many tablets of acid I would have to eat to come up with something as stupid and contrived as this and think it actually makes sense.
>>8191705What's the question?
>>8191668there are still some pretty hardy flutterfags about
>forgot textA famous space explorer has just discovered a new planet and landed on its surface to investigate it further.During his three-hour investigation, he counted 379 male Octopleans, 439 female Octopleans, and 125 that had the features of both male female Octopleans.So right now, how many aliens are there on this new planet?
>>8191695Ice Pack would never drop the ball like that on a job>>8191720just because you couldn't figure it out doesn't mean it's bullshitfiguring out the trick is the whole point of the puzzle
>>8191705Answer is oneOh silly word play
wanted to draw GG's changeling
>>8191681I don't know.This horrible injustice needs to be rectified.
>>8191622>that cat doll>holding its skirt up>showing you the head and torso that protrudes from its crotch like it was giving birthJesus fuck
>>8191739Not even in the face of giant milkmare teats?
>>8191740fucknew oneYou should be able to solve this
>>8191750Too happyShe needs to be sadder
>>81917381. the astornaught is the only alien there.
>>8191740>got the answer without the questionwwizard
>>8191750o-oh mythose eyes
How do ponies deal with their sexual desires
>>8191767>talking about Milkmare like it's avtually good
>>819177020Stack em up
>>8191791damn, either you've seen the answer beofre or you're smart
>>8191739>figuring out the trick is the whole point of the puzzle>figuring out a trick that follows absolutely no logical conclusion
>>8191785If male, they use their Pubococcygeus muslce to beat their penis against their stomach until they ejaculate onto themselves or the dirt.
>>8191521>Human cunt tastes like shitYou've never tasted cunt either have you... or if you have, you needed to bathe the lady first.Kinda salty. It's not unpleasant. The worst I ever ran into tasted a bit like a warm, flat beer. I assume she had a bit of a yeast problem.
>>8191819That one's pretty obviousIts obviously got something to do with the height of the time, or they wouldn't give it to you.
>>8191770You should probably cut the puzzle number out or something so people can't look the answers up.>>8191819I have played the games before so I remember a lot of the reasoning from some of the puzzles even if I don't remember the exact puzzles themselves
fluttershy is a very sexual pony when she's drunk
>>8191827"Kinda salty" is shit, anything not sweet is shit
>>8191865Her hind right leg looks like a dick
Finally finished the pic, was kinda lazy in shading so now sure how it turned out.
>>8191865I like it when you draw drunk fluttershy, I like it a lot.
>>8191876nice touch with the pillow
>>8191876You're not pushing your values much, so they still look really flat.
>>8191865mew/10As usual. Mew
>>8191880400 ft squared
>>8191865Fluttershy, you've been hitting the sauce too hard
>you will never have a dog that kills people that try to hurt you
>>8191875hopefully fix'd, but if not then woops
>>8191865I'd Stone Cold Stunner this horse with my penis
>>8191865>Fluttershy will never be your cute pony marefreind
>>8191865Fluttershy is always a gross pony.Also mfw theres only one female in a colony of changlings and queens are only born when the ruling queen is about to die.Just like real bugs.
>>8191876wow, all these ponies sitting on the other ponies' faces/heads...do you think you could draw the CMC sitting on each others' faces or the faces of some other pone? everyone else is doing it, they might just enjoy it
>>8191895MLP and MLPG have desensitized me to the point where I no longer find human dicks attractive.It's sad.
>only replying to popular artists
>>8191921Those damned optical illusionsYes better
>>8191924>bunny earsoh jeez
>>8191921I liked it better when she had a dick
>>8191926Sometimes two queens are born, then they fight it out, bug battles.
>>8191935I wasn't replying to anybody, I was watching a movie
>>8191935Did I miss your art post? I'm sorry, link it and I'll give my best critique.I'm a shit art critiquer though so don't expect too muchpls
>>8191926and then changelinggirl got a whole lot more depressingI wonder if she'll make a good queen
>>8191929>>8191895So are shy girls naturally this easy?
>>8191822>no logical conclusionReversible dolls are a real thing.Besides, the puzzle starts with a claim that defies logic "one of these dolls is identical." Clearly that is wrong, UNLESS there's a trick to it. They're basically flashing "THERE IS A TRICK TO THIS" in big bright letters at you right from the start.Mind you, I wasn't able to figure it out, either. But it's a fair puzzle.
>mfw these puzzles
>>8191859I still don't get that one
>>8191935I reply to anyone who will give my "writing" the time of day
The pink one started singingTHE PINK ONE STARTED SINGING
>>8191876Fluttershy is really the only pony worth sitting on.
>>8191559Okay, you convinced me to draw her. enjoy
>>8191965Fuck, I need to get a copy of Layton.
>>8191957...are you and GG like, connected?I like it.
>>8191970Write a grentext about Rarity forcing Rumble to model a pretty dress while she schlicks and I will judge you harshly.
>>8191999Her face is really weird in that last panelNice idea though
I need valentines day things
>>8191975Seeing that picture made me question something.It's just me, or S1 had the most "silliest" faces comparing it to the other seasons?
>>8192000Download desmume and make a quick trip to tpbSave states are amazing with those games
>>8191975AND THEN THE PINK ONE STARTED GIGGLING AT THE GHOSTIES
>>8191999>Braeburned putting his name on his art like it actually means anything
to anyone who likes drunk fluttershy,its all darf's faulthttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/53004/1/quickfics-and-assorted-boners/drunken-fluttershy
>>8192014we collab again?
>>8191999I like you Brae. If you were straight I'd let you fuck my sister.
>>8192014Sure.What do you need, helium, rope, cyanide?
>>8192025you are a dick bugsanon
>>8191990THOSE NIGGAS. THOSE. NIGGAS.
>>8191835So. Fucking. Terrible.
>>8192030>2012>not being gay for BraeburnedShiggy
>>8192025>tfw you put your name on your art when you think it's great>0 comments>tfw you don't put your name on it cause you think it's shit>10 comments
>>8192028Is Fluttershy moving up your list of favorite ponies? I seem to remember you not liking her much.
>>8192034I need valentine ponies and pony accesories.
>>8191999>amorphous blobs that kinda look like pony>nose is a smooshed blob on the face>terrible anatomy>dead, soulless eyesyup, it's braeburn's work.
>>8192029>ZyzzI'm both saddened and relieved that /fit/ is the only board with a martyr.
>>8192003MT is that creepy stalker girl who follows anyone/thing thats popular or recognizes her.
>>8192049>implyingIf he didn't look like he was 15 I'd suck his dick.
>>8192050Wait, shit, we're doing this again this year, right? I wanna do one.
brae, video of you taking your chance when?
>>8192059Oh, so you'r not committing suicide then?well that's good.
>>8192054I hope I never know that feel.
>>8192065but im 19
>>8192016Am I gonna make it?
>>8192069We can. Would like it if we could have a res standard this year It was a nightmare for me
>>8192081 in know that feel
>>8192078Well I was going to. But then I wanted to see all the valentine day pony art
>>8192069I hope so. Mine was terrible last year I want to redeem myself.
>>8192078Why would we commit suicide when we have so many cute ponies to look forward to?
>>8192085was supposed to quote>>8192061but yes S1 ponies are very silly.
>>8191880Huh, didn't get this at first. You have to connect the radii of the circles to form a square, or diamond, as you see it. The measurements are 20ftx20ft. This gives the square an area of 400ft^2. Now, I would subtract the area of a circle (100pi) for the actual area of the spacein between the circles, but I'd have to add it back anyways for the red square. So it's 400ft^2.
>>8192086We'll make it happen. If people post them, we'll make it happen.
>>8192069ALRIGHT, WE WAIFU MODE SOON
>>8192081shut up, babyface.would you let me in?
>>8192064Am not. fuck you~
>>8192016AJ faces? yesbut it's a tie with S2 if you mean ponies in general
>>8192095Well shit, you better fucking do it.
>>8192106What resolution should we ask everyone to make the pics?
>>8192114You're CC 2.0You just want big and sloppy contributor's dick
>>8192099We're ALL gonna make it, bro!
>>8192064she wants gg's dickand his innuendo skills
>>8192056actually...s-she was my first waifu
>>8192085Well you kinda have to die to become a martyr. So, hopefully not.Zyzz is dead, pranson. Actually, truly dead.
>>8192126It's not that hard to resize shit. As long as it's big enough to see everything
>>8192081>>8192093Muh bros.>tfw 20 years old but everyone says you look 17
>>8192148good thing i'm a twink
>>8191999I like the eyes in the 4th panel, but her head/neck is kind of...off. The positioning of the right back leg also seems too far our given her stance and the perspective.
>>8192138She fell?That makes me so sad.
>love Braeburned and his art>always wanted to see him do straight art>seeing him draw vag is rarer than finding gold>much lesshim actually drawing a stallion fucking a mare>that feel
>>8192148>mfw 23 years old and I sound 15
>>8192114Shhh sshhh, don't fight it. Just accept it as it happens.
>>8192148I grew a beard because I'm 22 and people still ask what high school I go to. Didn't help much, I've got a receding chin.
>>8192081>>8192093>>8192148>tfw I don't know this feelI can't grow a beard though
>>8192179fuck off krabb
>>8192187stubble for me, no moustache
>>8192167I've drawn a stallion fucking a mare
>>8192148>mfw 25 and people still think I'm in high schoolWhat if Pinkie is secretly the oldest?
>>8192189Not him, just a anon
>>8192167the problem is that braeburn charges so goddamn much for his commissions the only ones he gets are solo characters, so all his stuff is solo poses, which isn't sexy at all.it baffles me why people would pay so much for such shitty art.
>>8192081>tfw everyone says I look younger than I am
>>8192167>that feelI'd like him more if he wasn't such a flaming homo.
>>8192148>tfw bought booze when I was 15 and I wasn't even carded
>>8192187>>8192081>>8192093What are you listening to?teenagers only lol
>>8192206ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THEN WORDS
>>8192158Braeburned how much anal sex do you have a month? serious question.
>>8192215Draw a no-pink pony
>>8192215No thanks.Where the fuck are my cute ponies being cute.
>>8192148>>8192081people look at me and think im a high school freshman
>>8192100Or you could just imagine breaking that diamond into four pieces and attaching them onto the circle to make it a perfect square with a length of 20 ft.That's what I did anyways. >>8191906
>>8192215Now the next step.Followed by the money shot.
>>8192215I KNOW THAT DICK
>>8192210Sorry, I have to dude. It's supply and demand. Not to mention the fact that I get less than minimum wage from commissions. http://braeburned.com/post/42024974099/markus-james-cappren-my-dildo-is-worth-less
>>8192228i heard it's a difficult ordeal, so it's mostly just oral stuff.
>>8192232would you a slurpy Ponq
>>8192241Make sure there's throat bulge
>>8192244>only oralfucking lame. I'd rather jack off to chinese cartoons instead of letting someone suck my mana.
>>8192247I bet that cat would steal the shit out of my protein
>>8192228I visit my hometown and my boyfriend every one or two weeks.So everyone one or two weeks, not counting what I do with toysBut don't ask here, I have a blog for that
>>8192215aw yiss. time to fap.
>>8192127>>8192181No. I will not take this. I don't want GG's dick. Or anyone else's for that matter. Everyone's a jerk for no reason. I hate that.
>>8192221>not having such a lazy town that you can just straight up pick up booze and walk out of the store
>>8192265why would that cat want your protein?
>>8192148>Be 19>Have the voice of a 26 year oldMeh.
>>8192274mt pleaseit's time to just accept itkind anons from the general will set up a date and force gg to go whether he has to be dragged screaming or not
>>8192292can we swap please?
>>8191394My Little Giraffe.
>>8192215would cum all over that tongue
>>8192298NO. I never want to deal with this again. Ever.
>>8192274you're a funny person MT
>>8192274i love you MT. please keep drawing. i guess those of us who like your stuff just don't say enough to drown out the shitposters.
>>8192287Janitor?Thank god, no more posts about "I'm only 17 guys!"
>>8191394i remember Griffy.
>>8192006TIME TO SHINE>Rarity pushes a small grey colt into her dimly lit walk in closet>"R-rarity, wha-?">Rarity locks the door behindher>She is visibly in heat, shaking and fumbling her words, but Rumble doesnt know what awaits his butthole>I-i'm just gonna have y-you try on a few outfits darling, it-ittle be fiiiine dear">she struts out a few "outfits " too Rumble, he takes a step back>But those are girls clothes! i'm a colt....>Rarity seems a bit distraught>"Please just put them on dear, i'll give you a few bits for your trouble~">Rumble thinks for a bit>he blushes embarrassing>"How many bits...>"20 for each dress, just pleeeaasse put them o-o-on">"well.... okay...">Her legs begin to buckle underneath her at the thought of her little Rumble in a miniskirt>she tries regains her composure to hide her dripping cunt but Rumble notices>"are you okay Rarity? want me to get a t-">she throws a dress at his feet, a skirt and low cut top>"this one please..." she sits to hide her shaking>without a word Rumble out on the dress, pulling the top over his head he notices it has perfume still on it, he pulls the skirt over his flank>Rarity snaps and starts to ravage herself, rhythmically pumping a hoof in and out of her pussy>Rumble doesnt under stand what is happening, he takes a step forward>"are you okay?">Rarity comes back and hides herself again, wiping her hoof on the carpet>"uhh- YES im quite alright dear, just a bit... itchy! yes itchy....1/?
SO ARE WE MAKING WIAFU THINGS FOR VALENTINES?!
>>8192330Hah, was waiting for him to get that.
>>8192247Its the revolution.
>>8192347Post them when it's time. If there is enough interest I'll slap them together
>>8192347you betterotherwise your waifu will be real upset
>>8192349>>8192330I deleted my own post. It was a lightup dildo
>>8192282To become a shredded cunt, brah.
>>8192347Yeah I will
>>8192347>have a kind of funny idea>know that someone else is gonna do it firstfuck it im doin it anyway
>>8192363>>8192347Just don't do it before the 14th
>>8192329>that nightmare moonnic...>pinkie with fingers
>>8192375ask not "why". ask instead "why not?"
>>8192346your memearrowjutsu is weak, appledan.
>>8192366Nigga.why do you need lights.in your dildo.Why don't you just go all the way and use one of those ultra realistic lightsabers, then shake your ass back and forth for the "FWEEWWSH" sound?
>>8192346>behindherYou can't be making rookie mistakes like this.6/10 You can do better.
>>8192395It had to be done. Im just sad I had to do it
>>8192404She is not your valentine, it's not valentines day. Way to ruin everything anon
>>8192238wait i still don't get iteven if you take the middle part and use it to fill in the sides of the circles to make a square, why is the area of that whole square equal the area of the middle+1 circle. That's the area of 4 circles in there isn't it?
>>8191767They don't have those hideous, freakish things. Chestnips are canon. Sorry.
>>8192346i could post terrible, terrible clopfics under your unprotected name, faggot.
>>8192404I forbid youdisgusting
>>8192429I just love me some blatant shipping.>>8192451He got it.
>>8192325>you're gonna die>so just be unhealthy and a lazy sack of shit
>>8192404>2 days earlyshe's never gonna love you back with that, anon
What's MLPG doing for Annual Reminder That You Are Going To Die Alone Day?
>>8192431The middle square consists of 4 1/4th circle parts plus the middle area. 4 1/4th circle parts of course equal one circle. So the colored area is equal to the size of the square.
How should I ink this...
>>8192462spoiler that shit
>>8192386is there something im missing?
>>8192484wait so then wouldnt it be 200pi tho?
>>8192431It's not the middle filling out the circles, it's the circles being cut in half on their tangents to form a square. This gives you a square consisting of the middle concave square, as well as 4 quarters of a circle. The red are covers only the middle portion and a circle, so the square's area is equal to that.
>>8192482hop a fence and fuck some mares
>>8192470i want that.
>>8192495is she showing us her shoulder?how could you MT? how could you make a whore out of marker pony?
>that feel when no seasonal episodes this yearI kinda miss that.
>>8192482School from noon until 9pmThen the rest of my day posting on mlpg
>>8192470>Legal to own Cougars in OhioI've lived here my entire life and I did not know this.
>>8192430Zyzz left before his time.Why did he have to go? Why?
>>8192500I miss the kitchen ponies.
>>8192528do you even hunt?
>>8192511oohhhi was just going from the outside of the whole thing for some retarded reason.thanks
>>8192528the fuck don't you own a cougar named Opal, bro?
>>8192523Don't worry, the writing is only getting worse so you don't have to hope for that kind of thing any longer.
>>8192529Because he took a bunch of steroids.
>>8192529jealousy can drive a man to dangerous ends, anon.
>>8192524Swiffer is a very cute pone.
>>8192534I rarely leave the house.
>>8192529The time has come for new Zyzz to rise up.
>>8192523Next season has the full allotment of episodes so it's probably safe to say we'll get something seasonal, at least
>>8192522oh stop slut shaming. nothing wrong with cape off the shoulder
>>8192552all pone are cute
>>8192547steroids didn't kill him, pleb. he had a congenital heart condition and spent too much time in a sauna somewhere in asia.or one of his jealous bros killed him.
>>8192470I used to have a friend in Ohio who owned an alligator, a lynx, a couple monkeys, a fucking bear, and a binturong, as well as many other animals.Fukken Leo, he was crazy.
>>8192529He abused stimulants to cut fat and got in a hot tub, he died scared and alone in Thailand.
>>8192470Inb4 someone posts that thing about fucking literal cougars
>>8192533Well, what's stopping you from continuing them?
>>8192560>4th of JulyI can dream
>>8192566Yes there is, marker pone is pure maiden and would never be so lewd
>>8192566>slut shaming>>>/tumblr/pls stop posting words or pls go.people do not like you here for your "progressive" views.
>>8192533I do too.
>>8192560I'm really excited for season 4. With a full 24 episodes, theres gonna be a LOT to explore. We'll get the usual sub par episodes, sureBut with AKR coming back too? I'm pretty damn optimistic for MLP season 4. Plus the fact that Larson is ending this one has me pretty confident in it
>>8192430;_;brb, gym>not actually, it's 3AM.
>>8192569He wouldn't have been in asia if he hadn't taken all those steroids to become a human adonis bodybuilder
>>8192589anonyou need to calm yourselfit was a joke
>>8192579can't art, can't write, can only appreciate
>>8192596That fucking comic.The faces are perfect.
>>8192596I'm always surprised that boards like /fit/ and /sp/ get so many drawfags.
>>8192569Probably a bad idea to take steroids when you have a heart condition
>>8192208>What if Pinkie is secretly the oldest?Can't be. The only thing that's canon about their ages is that Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie.
>>8192613too bad he got a professional animating job and now he can't spend his time drawing fanart for /fit/
>>8192572>Ohionot even once
>>8192620hard to know you have one if you've never been tested for that specific ailment.
>>8192628Why is Fluttershy being a slut so sexy
>>8192611>not learning how to art or do something else you enjoy to cotribute
>>8192443>chestnipsThat makes less sense than them talking or being pastel colored.
>>8192611>Can't art.Oh so kinda like me.
>>8192620Heart arrhythmia is serious shit, you can literally die at any moment for any reason if your heart starts fucking up.
>>8192642>not learning art only to become depressed because MLPG is a cocksucking dick jerk cock ballsyes im bittervalentines day isnt helping nor is this shitty beer
>>8192613>>8192614I think this is the same artist.>>8192630Who?>>8192642Definitely this, glad I started.
>>8192656>If your heart fucks up you can die.>If you are killed you can die.
>>8192641It's why librarians are sexyContradicting actions are sexy
>>8192656>have marfan syndrome>major cause of death is aortic dissection>About 96% of individuals with aortic dissection present with severe pain that had a sudden onset. It may be described as tearing, stabbing, or sharp in character. 17% of individuals will feel the pain migrate as the dissection extends down the aorta. The location of pain is associated with the location of the dissection. Anterior chest pain is associated with dissections involving the ascending aorta, while interscapular (back) pain is associated with descending aortic dissections>Aortic dissection occurs when a tear in the inner wall of the aorta causes blood to flow between the layers of the wall of the aorta, forcing the layers apart. The dissection typically extends anterograde, but can extend retrograde from the site of the intimal tear. Aortic dissection is a medical emergency and can quickly lead to death, even with optimal treatment. If the dissection tears the aorta completely open (through all three layers), massive and rapid blood loss occurs. Aortic dissections resulting in rupture have an 80% mortality rate, and 50% of patients die before they even reach the hospital.I'm scared
>>8192661I like Valentines day.It's fun seeing happy couples.
>>8192679>You will never return books late to Twilight's library on purpose
>>8192688>It's fun seeing happy couples.No it's depressingand makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with my lifeIt's a day for crying and liquor
>>8192688your powers of vicarious living amaze me, anon.
>>8192688How is she so cute
why does mlpg care so much about valentines day?
>>8192689>getting caught pitching a tent when you bring in books you know are tardyHow would she punish you?
>>8192688>seeing my parentsGross!
>>8192689Why would I do that? That seems rude
>>8192707Because they want to be popular like last year
>>8192523>no winter episode about 20 different background ponies>no segment with Twist making candy canes
>>8192707I personally don't. I'll probably make another one this year though. I was the anon with fluttershy and the apple.
>>8192707Because we're reminded of how awful we are at being human.
>>8192674I'm dying./fit/ has the best sense of humor.
>>8192707Because everyone wants me to care about it for some reason
>>8192688>tfw one half of one of those happy couples
>>8192736Just wait and see
>>8192704But it's cute anon.
>>8192735just because you get gay sex every 1-2 weeks doesnt make you happyfuck yes it does ;_;
>>8192744but i wanna know nowwwwwwwwwwwww
>>8192735Have fun waiting in long lines for shitty restaurant food.
>>8192744I don't recall mlpg or any of its posters ever being popular
>>8192753that shit gets reposted everywhere ya fuck
>>8192763Well, some are, but that's not related to Valentine's day.
>>8192772>chest tuftthis ruins everything
>>8192754>implyingwe're going to get pizza and watch Die Hard nigger
>>8192346>Rumble sits on his flanks embarrassed>"Rarity I feel a little funny..">She walks over to him and wraps a hoof around him>"You only have a few more dresses to try">She faces him, snout to snout>"Do it for me darling?">Rumble turns away blushing>"Alright...">Rarity presents another dress to him: nylons, a bra, and a garter belt>Rumble stares at the lingerie speechless>"20 bits darling~">Without even looking up at her he dons the nylons and belt first pulling them up with some difficulty and snapping the belt>He hooks the bra before putting on and just pulls it up over his head>Rarity is stifling laughter>Rumble shoots her a dirty look as he presents himself to her>"H-how does this one look?">Rarity can barely contain herself>"It looks positively marvelous dear!">She starts to shake again, wetting the carpet underneath her>"Oh dear im starting to feel itchy again, could you help me out?>Rarity lays down on her back, propping herself up on her elbows, becking him towards her>Rumble canters up to her and looks down at her gaping marehood>"...ew">"Pleeeeaaasse sweetie? just this once...">"What do I do?>He pokes her clit, she reaches behind his head, and stuffs his snout into her cunt>"Treat it like an ice cream cone sweetie">Rumble starts to lick her as she writhes around, squeaking and stuttering she puts both hooves on his head and throws her head back>"She really looks like shes enjoying herself" thought Rumble2/?
>>8192689>>8192710>She knows>She knows that you always brings it in 3 days late>She initially schedules in 15 minutes of chastising you into that day>It eventually gets longer and longer>She puts a note in the next book you check out>"Return your books after closing>You check out books every day now, still keeping up your little game even though you don't need to
>>8192772this is supposed to be a time for cute nonsexual pictureswhy are you doing thiswhy
>>8192732>>8192754My Valentines Day will consist of wine in bed, cuddles, romantic sandwiches and watching old Red Dwarf reruns.
>>8192783>>8192788Chest tufts are pretty adorable, but I guess if you're used to a lot of furry stuff they might be bad?
>>8192791I...is your girlfriend a man? Also>Watching Die Hard>Its nowhere no Christmas
>>8192707a) the foreveralones >feel extra hard that dayb) some fun things came together last year and we got the waifu collage making fun of /a/. since everyone is anticipating it this year it's bound to be less funny
>>8192799>night thread>time for nonsexualI don't think that's right anon
>>8192800>Wine in bedBUT WHAT IF YOU SPILL?THINK OF THE LINENS! Please don't tell me you drink white wine
>>8192815He's bucking tradition
>>8192645>That makes less sense than them talking or being pastel colored.Actually, it makes perfect sense. They cradle things in their forelegs all the time, including babies, I assume. Mammary glands are superficial. They can occur anywhere along the two milk lines.The mutation that would move them up is nothing compared to the one that allows the ponies to talk. Horses can't even breathe through their mouths.
>>8192821why are you talking to that poster
>>8192807no, you dork, the new Die Hard. it comes out Thursday.
>>8192815nigger it's valentines weekstow it
>>8192831>The new Die Hard Holy shit, you are a horrible person
>>8192821Red wine, but... it's Valentine's Day.
>fluffy pony drowns
Every single girl wants it on Valentines day.
>>8192849Doing anything in bed is horrible>Breakfast in bed>Crumbs everywhere>>8192829I don't know who this is.
Gentle reminder, folks:Anyone who objects to Alicorn Twilight on the grounds that it unbalances the 2 pegasi, 2 unicorn, 2 earth pony thing they've got going on right now is a dirty PC lib who sees tribalism everywhere, and deserves to get turned into a windigo ponysicle.That is all.
>>8192802No. They are ugly. I'm going to kick your ass for even thinking about disagreeing with me.
>>8192831>O. Chem Lab until 9 pm Valentines DayTA is probably huehuehueing his ass off.
You're just as alone every day as you are on Valentine's Day, there's nothing special about it. Always remember that.
>>8192866I don't think that's the reason anyone here objects to it
>>8192866I just don't like it because it's gonna make her friends useless as fuck
>>8192866dirty, dumbwatermark scum
>>8192872Trust me when I say TAing labs sucks more then doing them.
>>8192860A rather intuitive shitposter
>>8192866I just want Twilight to be normal Twilight without having things forced on her
it's rainbow dash
>>8192802They're more of a griffon thing
>>8192856Valentine's Day doesn't do shit, apart from one very important thing: it kicks off wedding season. weddings, by comparison, do do shit. they do a lot of shit.
>>8192866Did you get that from Deviantart.com?
>>8192876That wrong though.Everyone else is busy doing stuff on valentines day, so I'm even more alone than usual
>>8192856>Big party planned with friends for Valentines day>Turns out university housing is doing an insurance walkthrough at 2am>Need to find another place to find drunk lonely girls
>>8192894She looks good as Dash
>>8192894>fangshold it right there changlang
>>8192900Trust me anon, I won't be busy on valentines day. We can be alone together.
>>8192876But, Anon...I'm alone with you.
>>8192894If that's Rainbow Dash how come she doesn't have any wings?
>>8192889That's exactly what I was hoping you'd post. I's neglected to save it
Kitchen ponies? AlrightI tried making a Clorox pony. Just a rough idea. Her hairs made to look like the little tops of squirt bottles. Silly, but I like her. I gave her a little warning label too.
>>8192886No doubt, I can't imagine dealing with that.Are you doing any TA/RA work?
>>8192894I STILL SEE YOU
>>8192922EYE HAVE YOU
>>8192894Stop right there, changeling scum.
>>8192893>>8192881>>8192879Then you are not a dirty PC lib. Congrats.>>8192883My eyes bleed too, but that's the price of glory sometimes.>>8192898Um... no?
>>8192918can you at least pretend to put some effort into your drawings before you post them
>>8192860>>8192888>Try to become a useful contributor to MLPG>Stop being faggot>Anon does not forgive, does not forget