>No means no

>>814340
Whelp.

>rape

Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

About fucking time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_the_Horse

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How do i stop hating myself and work on my art?

>>814392
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>814329
Isn't there already at thread at 80 posts?

this is just stupid

Cute ponies?

Nobody was bitching a few weeks ago when I made a thread as anon, so why does it matter now? Have people been deleting their threads?

>814410

She is Cloudkicker not cloudchaser.

>>814422
Yes.

>>814420
Thats....a finger, right?

>>814340
fast, but still not isaac fast

>>814422
Yes. Last week someone deleted one in the middle of the new episode.

>>814403
please respond

>>814422
Yes.

>>814437
And someone did it today.

>>814429
Can't you see the rest of the hand?

>>814392

Welp I go to nap. This better not mess up my sleep schedule. Make this pony related.

Today is top contender for best episode for me.

>>814403
It wasn't that bad.

>>814427
How Ashkenazi. Not even I'm that Ashkenazi.

CAPTCHA: Israel TSEduces

>>814420

sure

Pacce, describe in 6 words the orgasm you had when you heard Spitfire/Gilda's voice

dont even try to pull that 'I dont like her in that way' crap

>>814429
>See thumb

Yes

DAMMIT


well that teaches me for posting the caps in a anon thread

>>814417
I'd normally agree with you, but it looks like there is a reason for the stupid paranoia at the moment

>>814430
Anonymous is the real sanic, man.

>>814438
Fuck off douche and get out of my property.

>>814429

Dude, just LOOK at it. Of course it's a fin- ohhhhh... I get it. You're trying to troll me.

DWEEBS

>>814439
>>814437
>>814427
But, you guys can trust me. I'm your old pal, anon!

;_;

>>814438
why is that horse so cute?
why will I never open my curtains to find her rapping on my window, carrying a Frisbee in her mouth and muffledly asking if I want to come play for a whie?

>>814454
Okay then
I just don't like her at all

>>814420
I have such a dirty mind.
Help me...

>>814392
>>814409
These two shitposters will now accompany one another for the rest of time

>>814473
That's the thing with Anons. We're never sure just WHICH anon you are.

>>814456
>"Come on Spike, I need you to scratch behind my ears NOW"

>>814476
>that feel

that one hit me a little too hard, anon

>>814420

Oh boy! Cute pone!

>>814483
Doesn't help it was drawn by a horseporn artist
>>814476
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_-sW4Vktw

>>814483

You'll get better once you have a kid.

>>814454
She sounded kinda different this time.

>>814488
>>814392 isn't a shitpost. Its just posted alot.

>>814508
She sound too much like Gilda.

>>814498

Last thread was better.

>>814492
you know she'd only want to play because she could win, too. And she'd be so proud of herself that you couldn't even bring yourself to be irritated at her.

>>814516
>>814508

She sounded about right to me.

>>814473
I wish Anons could make threads again.

I'd never delete my threads.

;_;

So what did everyone think of the episode? I wasnt expecting much, but it was a lot better then I thought. I lost it at the 80s montage

Anon, taking a drawing request.

Please respond.

>>814514
No, it is quite literally a shitpost. The person just leaves it there.

>derpy dump

And I am very okay with this.

>>814530
I never did when I was Anon either

>>814535
Draw a Fluttermonk

>>814506
>mlpg
>have kids

>>814543
>One faggot ruining things for everyone else and making everyone's life difficult
Such is life in the general

MLPG

What do you personally shave off an episode's score if your waifu didnt appear in it?

>>814535
Cadence bitching at Shining Armor

>>814524
No worrying about that now.

Eyes forward, brother.

>>814530
>>814543
It's just another case of one bad apple ruining the barrel. Sorry.

>>814506
If that's true, then my dad must have been some kind of sex offender before I was born, because he's always been extremely lewd and crass.
Posting pone in pone thread.

>>814554
I watch it with my daughter. Got a problem, fag?

>>814516
Now that you mention it, she did sound a lot more "Gilda" this time.

...If they had her in the studio anyway why not have tiny Gilda mocking Fluttershy along with the other pegasi at flight camp?

>>814402
>>814402
>>814402
>>814402
>>814402
>>814402
>>814402>>814402>>814402>>814402>>814402

>>814543
>>814530
>been here since 2010
>only ever made one new horse

It was a lot worse on /co/ when people actively tried to delete them

>>814535
A bunch of fillies and mares chasing Rumble and Thunderlane.

>>814561
Nothing at all

>>814561
10.

>>814534
It was a good episode. 8/10, easily.

>>814561
0, I add some if she is though

>>814561
0.0
Twilight is great, but she doesn't have to be in everything. I appreciate she needs time to herself too.

>>814542

>>814542
The best kinda spam is Derpy spam.

>>814561
I don't remove points if she's missing, I add points if she's there.

>>814514
It's the very definition of a shitpost.

Season 3 is dead.
Studio B and anyone which helped in the summer and is currently making season 3 are a bunch of fucking non-caring douchebags just like you, they just care to have ''fun'' while killing any quality which the show ever had cause they can't think of shitting something better.

The nods would of actually been well made and good if the retards knew what ''subtlety'' is, but they're just as ego-maniac as you are when someone points out the truth.

Remember: What do you really know about this team? What did they make in the past? What are their records?
All you know is that they were stupid enough to accept to work for Hasbro on creating 24 episodes in just 6 months, which means less time than Season 1, and without a creative director to help them in everything.

They're just as bandwagon jumping as you pony fans are.
They care more about fucking around with their fanbase and having a good time rather than caring that they're considered sell outs when working for Hasbro or thinking about what they create.
As long as they're getting paid and they're having fun with their job then they can't give a flying shit if they create acceptable quality or not, especially that if they quit then Hasbro would just hire other un-experienced and uncaring people to take their place, like Newborn Cuties or any other Generation.

In other words enjoy your crappy fan-pandering gag show which you deserve.

>>814599
>>814587
>Waifuing background characters?

>>814576
They dont have a young Gilda model pre-made.

>>814561
0, Applejack wasn't in todays either but I don't care because she had a few episodes already.

Also she seems to be in the finale quite a bit so I'm excited for that

also is next week a hiatus?

>>814605

>>814605
tl;dr, an hero, thanks.

>>814488
Feels like Smile and Dieyou back in november. Dieyou literally died when Smile became productive.

>>814561
I don't shave anything off. Then again, the only pony I don't like is Snips, so that helps.

>>814605
>Would of

Stopped reading, Jimmies settled themselves.

>>814611
Why is Derpy such a slut?

>>814610
Why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?

>>814605
ctrl+v

>>814631
To make up for being so ugly

>>814573
... fucking really? what are you doing here? dont you see we spent 90% of the time talking about these ponies semen and another series of perverted things?

>>814561
Nope. Today episode is a good example.

>>814573
rainboom pls go

>>814609
Naw, I only waifu the best

>>814632
Yes
;-;

>>814534
>then
It was great. I enjoyed it immensely. But then again there have only been a few episodes I didn't like -- Mare-Do-Well, off the top of my head -- that I really hated.

>>814611
>derpy cant remember which muffin is drugged
>marks it really obviously with a big x in frosting
>makes really grandiose gestures to make sure he gets the right muffin

wonder whats different about cloudsdale now

sems more built up now

>>814631

I don't fuckin' know.

>>814617
WAT!

Faggots

>>814573
How old is she? since I assume most people posting in these threads aren't really that old

>>814641
What, you think being married with kids stops a guy lusting after delicious candy horse semen?

Oh scootanon, you have much to learn.

>>814622
>dat pudgy Derpy
Thumbs up if you HNNNG every time

>>814631
She's not a slut, she just has a lot of love to give.

>>814653
Seems the same to me, I'd need an old picture of it for reference

>>814656
Another hiatus to edit the Derpy speaking scenes like the new episode had.

>>814654
Oh, fuck, I really want to lick the smooth spot where her genitals would be.

>>814644
no

>>814627
But they were funny at least, these two are just retards

>>814647
oh man, I'll be in my bunk.

>>814617

Dude, have you seen the preview for the finale? There are CLONES of Applejack. And clones of everyone else.

>>814653
it's an industrial city made entirely out of clouds, they probably rearrange and resize quite often depending on how much workload they have

>>814673

>>814653
They've definitely spruced it up a bit.
>>814673
>edit the Derpy speaking scenes
>yeah, ok

>>814648
That's almost as depressing as the fact that Twilight hasn't Dear Princess Celestia'd since Discord.

>>814641
It's all joking, right?

>>814659
She's only 3. She likes Pinkie Pie. I also don't think she knows how much I like the show.

>>814651
>hating MMDW
I will never understand how people do this.

>>814674

I kind of just want to nuzzle it, myself. Maybe give i a kiss.

>>814696
Time cop episode

>>814700
It's just really boring.

>>814688
I meant along the line that she is doing lots of stuff like she's inc charge of catering and even ice sculpting

Applejack is most talented pone

>>814662
follow the fucking conversation...
>i have such a dirty mind
>it will change once you have a kids
>>Implying MLPG will ever have kids
>i watch it with my daughter
>re read the second sentence

how do you even look at your daughter in the eyes after getting a boner from watching the episode?

>>814702
Just think about how soft and smooth it would be.

>>814700
Boring as fuck for me.

>>814651
Oh, I didn't like SOME, either.

>>814561
Nothing. My waifu doesn't appear in most of the episodes, including today's, but it was still a 10/10.

>>814702
I just want to cuddle a derpy.

>>814688

>inevitable selfcest porn

>>814664
I thought it was supposed be implying preggers.
Also, where the fuck is pregnant Derpy art/stories/shitty green text?

I mean, if you wanna go with the Dinky fanon (which I generally don't) then where's the in-between time?

>>814701
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny because of the fridge.

>>814700
It wasn't a great episode, but it was better than OWTEW

>>814716
>>814702
>>814674
Well, time to go read Hard Day's Work again.

>>814722
We are niggas now.

>>814699
>its all joking

>>814403
The same way as killing someone
Stop thinking. Do it

>>814733
dinky was adopted

>>814730
>yfw clones of Luna but no actual Luna

>>814699
Your daughter's taste is correct.

>>814647
>that feel when Twilight will never roll over in your bed and wake up as she hears you typing
>she'll never groan and tell you it's 3am, why the hay are you still awake
>you'll never assure her you'll be there in a few minutes
>she'll never say no and grab you around the neck with her magic, before pulling you back into bed with her and hugging you so tight you can't escape
>she'll never assure you that MLPG will still be there in the morning, you can make your post then

>>814734
that was uncalled for

>>814730
fabulous lebanese everywhere

>>814742
Dat nigga iz gonna get mad pussy

>>814733
Nah, she's hiccuping and has the distended belly because she ate a lot.

>>814733
>preggers

>>814752

>>814733
I have this.

>>814749
I think it only confirms that people who like Pinkie Pie have the minds of toddlers

>>814706
She didn't even write a letter that episode.

>>814733
>Derpy has a muffin in the oven
Fund it!

>>814762
>that pic
all my what

>>814652
>Derpy remembers which muffin is drugged
>She eats it anyways

You're gay?

>>814742
>all pegasues are needed
>even the foals
>no Scootaloo

>>814750

>morning threads
>good

Bitch, please.

>>814786
It's a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. reference.

>>814790
>Chickens dont fly

>>814700
It was a rather stupid episode. Not funny just failing to be anything of worth.

>>814790
>scootaloo is a worse flier than BLAST HARDCHEESE
>who has smaller wings than she does

>>814790
Scoots just tapes wings on.
They're not real.

>>814735
I liked OWTEW just because I thought Spike having abandonment issues was hilarious as fuck.

>>814700
It's just, aggressively dull.
Worse than CMC episodes.

>>814806

I don't understand. Do you just have segments where you have to sit around campfires and it's suddenly some kind of meme?

>>814744
Who are you anyway?

>>814736
Oh god, did he ever do a sequel? Wingjobs are nice, but I'd really love a facefull of that ass.

>>814802
Twilight isn't familiar with the high quality of the 3 AM general.
I suppose it's the ultimate catch-22: Enjoy wonderful thread, or cuddle pone waifu?

>>814774
Just like the people who think Michelangelo is the best turtle, right?

>>814812
Is that what we're calling that guys?

Each time he showed up was hilarious.

>>814700
I watch for the girl's interaction or their individual wackiness.
That episode had none of what I liked. I mean, the costume was cool and all that, but that's it.

>>814830
Who cares, he's not a faggot

>>814814
It was evil Spike that did it for me
Fuck the owl, that was hilarious

>>814819
hng

>>814829
Do you even play the vidya?

>>814829
The player doesn't, but the NPCs often sit around a campfire and swap stories or play the guitar and stuff.

>>814832
You and me both.
Derpy's got superpowered ass, it's canon.

>>814840
Yes, BIFF HARDSON was great this episode

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>814835
Why not both?
Just get straight back up. She'll resist, holding on tight and trying to pull you back, but you're stronger than that. Three hours later, she's sitting on your lap, pushing your hands away with her hooves so she can type out the response she thinks is best, even though you keep telling her she's falling for a bad troll.

>just woke up from staying up all night
>photoshop was already open
>i dont even remember drawing this

what was i even doing.

>>814736
>>814832

It's not on FiMfiction. Where do I read it?

>>814842
I really enjoyed the whole Darkwing Duck theme. It did have a much different tone than most of the other episodes though.

>>814842
And it was kinda boring I mean, a boring super hero episode only williams can do pull this shit.

>>814845
Yeah no we're not falling for that.
Keep the trip dropped or get out.

>>814774
Don't talk shit about my waifu i'm not talking about Pinkie

>>814855
YEEEEEEAH!

>>814829
Obviously not.

>>814699
>She's only 3. She likes Pinkie Pie.

That's a good mane 6 pick.

What are her feelings regarding Marshmallow Song?

>>814829
Why does it have to be a meme?
Cant people make art referencing a video game without LOL XDD every time?

>>814699
>he thinks we're joking!
It's really complicated, oldanon. Some of it is in jest. Most is not. Much is both.

>>814859
http://clopfic.heroku.com/

Most of all the clopfics in one place.

>>814838
nice

>>814854
Derpy got bubble buttAJ has applebottom

its canon

>>814855
PUNCH ROCKGROIN is best pony.

>>814829
You'll find guys sitting around a campfire in the middle of the night, drinking, singing, eating, sleeping. It's just part of the atmosphere, and sometimes you can't help but sit there by the campfire with your bros, where it's warm, and safe.

>>814857

all the while you trace little pecks and kisses all along her neck, making her shiver and sigh in pleasure as she writes shakily

>>814871
>LOL XDD

I get it! Good one, Rogga.

>>814829
Stalkers sit around campfires, sing song and tell stories. Its contrasts beautifully with the outlandish zone.

I really love those games.

>>814859
>>814879
And more specifically
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/486

>>814892
...
I dont

>>814858
That reminds me of the mule that was in todays episode.

Wasnt expecting to see him again, let along the same joke

>>814890
>>814857
My dick can't stand this.
Stop.

>>814726
mah niggah

>>814871
>Why does it have to be a meme?
Because 4chan. Same reason we can't have jokes anymore without >herp derp jokes on them. 4chan has killed everything beautiful in the world, and then the rest of the planet devours that rotting carcass and shits out something even worse.

>>814886
>>814895
You're making me want to play these games.

>>814857
Twilight would no doubt be horrified by the late-night Twaifufags.
I'd pretend like I was never one of them.
"Yeah, those guys are... Pretty weird, huh?"

>It's late one night, you're really tired
>you tell Twilight you're going to bed early
>she can stay up if she likes
>as you close your eyes for the last time before drifting into unconsciousness, the last thing you see is Twilight browsing mlpg... apparently looking at greentext stories

>the next morning she's in a funny mood
>she keeps shooting you mischievous glances
>she fidgets alot, and cant seem to sit still
>you notice her swaying her tail back and forth alot
>she finally corners you
>gives you this look

wat do

>>814899

Why don't you have a
anypony.com
mail yet, mlpg?

>>814870
She never mentions her. I don't know if that's good or bad.

>>814876
I figure there's a few of you that have thoughts, but I doubt or hope you don't really act on it.

>>814890
>>814857
My boner pierced the heavens

>>814882
we ded

>>814911
I have all of them in my steam backlog
I played them for a bit but nothing serious.
Goddamn I wish i could quit MLPG

lyra stop it

Lets rate every Season 1 episode, out of 10 guys. I'll go first.
1, 6/10
2, 7/10
3, 7/10
4, 9/10
5, 8/10
6, 7/10
7, 5/10
8, 5/10
9, 9/10
10, 9/10
11, 8/10
12, 7/10
13, 9/10
14, 7/10
15, 6/10
16, 7/10
17, 5/10
18, 6/10
19, 6/10
20, 9/10
21, 6/10
22, 7/10
23, 8/10
24, 5/10
25, 10/10
26, 8/10

>>814920
Well I dont act like that but what I say is for real.

>>814913
Ask her if something's wrong

>>814919
>confirmed for botnet

>>814329

Havent' seen the ep.

Watching now. I really hate it when I miss watching it live. I take the commercial breaks to check what MLPG is saying.

This is the first time we've seen Dash in a "Leadership" role. Kind of neat.

And fuck yes Spitfire will be there. I was just saying how she needs to be a secondary character. Someone Dash is friends with outside of her main friends. Someone who can teach her that flying is more about pure speed. Maybe even get her to graduate from Flight School. That'd make a good episode actually.

>>814911
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By1b2GLzDUA

>>814740

>>814912
More like she would shiver under the covers of your bed crying to herself after reading that one thread cap
She doesn't know if she can even trust you anymore.

The more we see of Shining Armour, the more I'm curious about his adventures. You think there's any military glory to be had in Equestria? It'd be neat if he's some sort of knight and has been off battling monsters and the like.

>>814920
Too bad. Sweetie Belle is best pone, after all. Pinkie Pie is a good second pick, though.

I like songs and adorableness.

>>814912
>she's seen your browsing history
>she knows what kind of thing you've been looking at
>she wants to try and reenact most of the fapfics

are we posting best pone?

pic related. its best pone.

>>814913

love and cuddle tenderly, of course

>>814939
>And fuck yes Spitfire will be there. I was just saying how she needs to be a secondary character.

Oh...
Oh dear.

Nobody tell him.

>>814940
That's pretty cool.

>>814945
He's probably the royal guard Captain. And by probably, I mean definately.

>>814911
>>814924
>that feel when I've literally started replaying Stalker SoC just yesterday

dat first fucking bloodsucker on Master took me 3 full clips of an AN-94 Abakan

>>814948
>Rarity fapfics

Well I guess we can do it.

>>814949
HELL YES WE ARE

>>814945
That seems most likely

>>814941
This was a terrible idea for a field trip

>>814949
Hey! She found her legs!

>>814961
I also have metro 2033 but my shit rig can't even run it.

>>814940
I loved guitar in stalkers... this thing was always so climatic... so warm... so real.

finishing... I kinda really like design of sharper sister they have names already or are just called twins?

>>814966
Hah.

wait i cant keep track
is twilight horny loving or terrified
is this a choose your own adventure
am i on one of the bad ones where things exist in a quantum state
like if you turn to one page some shit happens
but if you turn to another and come across the same circumstance nothing happens

>>814949
Best pone you say

>>814936

>Ask her if something's wrong
>she sidles up to you and whispers in your ear
>"Of course there's something wrong you big ninny"
"we're gonna need All my friends do reenact some of this stuff"

>>814978

>>814919
HAHA! Wow.
I can imagine some brony faggot using that e-mail for resume's.

STALKER pone thread, you say?

>>814978
Can you make the Quantum Leap into the reality that best suits you?

>>814967

good thing too. shed be a pretty harmless vampire without legs

>>814957
TWO FEET
TWO FEET

>>814978
We never have those kinds o-
>>814989
Well gather them up

>>814978
it's all of the above. They're all in your room. The loving and scared ones are hugging you, for their own reasons, and the horny one is grinning at you and pulling on a pair of your underwear

>>814959
Oh god, I hope not, my fanfic will be slightly less accurate and everyone will point and laugh at old man Pacce who made an OC captain of the guard.

>>814985
Best pone

>>814991
This is far too many Derpys

>>815010
Well he have a special armor in the clip.

>>815015
Impossible.

>>814989
aww yes

>>814920
>but I doubt or hope you don't really act on it
Seeing as there aren't actual cartoon ponies for us to rape and defile with our seed (or to love in the tender manner if you're some sort of sicko), I don't think it's possible for us to act on those feelings.

Unless you meant "jerk off" by "act," in which case you are really, really behind on the times, brother.

>>815015
One can never have too many Derpys

>>815002
>shed be a pretty harmless vampire without legs

That reminds me of the "low powered vampire" bit by Eddie Izzard.

>>815007
Oh this is great, now we're cooking with gasoline!

>>815012
LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK!

>>815010
There can always be multiple captains.

>>815010
>Shining armor would ruin OC Captains of the Guard.
He's sounding more appeaing every day
and I thought he was cool to start

>>815015
Bull.
Shit.

More STALKER pone

>>815015
Sure is new here.

>>815031

>>815002
I wouldn't even fight Dracula Sweetie.
I'd gladly become her dark servant.

>>814985
I would have consensual sex with her in that field.

>>815034
He sounds more like a mary sue every day

>>814968
Stalker is a lot less intensive than metro graphics wise.

Although I'd recommend the Complete Mod which does crank up the graphics a bit I could still worked on a shitty laptop I had

>>815028
I would eat that just because of her.

>>814989
>>814989
>this will never happen to you
i dont want to live anymore ;__;

I had a nightmare that Celestia was turning everybody's eyes into jewels once.

>>815053
I use CoP
I have a question

why does loading saves TAKE FOREVER

>>815053
I know I've played some of it.

>>815046
Like everyone.

>>815022
>>815027
>>815038
>>815042
I dont think I could keep FIVE Derpy's fed

>>815061
What kind? I'll encrust my jewelry with them.

>>815033
That feel when he is identified as the sole captain of the guard and he whispers, just under his breath "Fuck you Pacce."

>>814951

That's disappointing to hear about Spitfire.

Dash is actually likable in a leadership role. I like to think that Cloudsdale officially appointed her, but she probably just appointed herself.

Does anyone else like how in this series the mane cast/ponyville dont always win everything?

In fact if they expressively want to win something they almost always dont with a few exceptions

The lesson they learn of course is always more important

>>815028
>>815054
I would choke down a few orange slices and some bacon. That's it.
And then kiss her on the head.

god damn it guys, i think ponies don't give me a boner anymore...

i can only fap to normal human females now, what the hell should i do?

>>815069
Because you don't have a master race SSD.

>>815061
>NightMARE

>>815061
>"Oh hi Rarity."
>"Oh god please give those back ow."

>>815069
wut.
Corruption of Champions is a flash game. If the saves are taking forever, you've got a virus.

>>815069
In steam, set the launch options to "-noprefetch"

>>815082
fap to normal human females

where can i find
GOOD
mlp porn?

>>815082
>covert request to post pony porn

>>815082
Only in MLPG would someone lament about not being able to masturbate to cartoon horses.

>>815082
Run.
>>815058
Well this will happen unless >>814989 is a fag

>>815029
>loving Twi would take one look at the way you were staring at horny Twi, and jump off to join her, grabbing one of your t-shirts from the floor and putting it on before turning back round and grinning at you
>scared Twilight would look at what the other two were doing to you and realise that even if you didn't love her, you were attracted to her enough that you probably weren't going to do anything stupid
>scared Twi would pull on two pairs of your socks
>all three would pounce at you at once, knocking you off your chair and onto the floor

>>815096
You MUST be new here.

does it even make sense to refer to a vampire "victim" if the vampire in question is best pone?

would you bare your neck for vampire belle?

>>815082
Fap to humanized pony porn.
It's the only way.

Yhcteks hcteks si yhcteks

>>815097
>good
>pony porn
pick one

>>815107
Don't respond.

>>815069
Yeah thats just a problem CoP always had without getting an SSD
>>815093
>CoP

>>815061
Wasn't that some G1 thing?

>>815117
Speaking of which filter time

>>815081
Yeah me too but she must see I eat something then I will say im not hungry.

>>815112
Lyra x Anon porn please

>>815117
what

>>815093
Look at those letters one more time, Champ.

>>815102
I didn't think my boner could be any more solid
>check heroku
>BDN wrote another Twaifufic
I CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH THIS

>>815093
>>815093
he said CoP as in Call Of Pripyat not CoC you dumb pony, go get some caffeine in your body and then come back.

>>815122
man that derpy

she sure likes muffins

>>815117
I'LL RESPOND IF I WANT TO!

>>815080
Yeah, it's a good thing. Certainly there was more tension in this episode because they wanted to wanted to break the record, failed, and then needed Fluttershy just to finish the job. Made it feel like there was more at stake.

>>815109
Yes. I would seek her out and let her feed as much as she wanted.

>>815143
ecksdee

>>815082
Stop maddenbaiting for a few days. You'll go back to normal eventually. It's just that your mind seeks out more and more outlandish stuff to keep your libido up if you fap frequently.

>>815112
>my request got made

Looks good!

>>815109
Do you think white ponies have trouble keeping the hair around their mouths clean? Like, if Sweetie drank some grape juice, wouldnt it be stained purple all day?

>>815125
Yep. Sparkler ponies or some shit?

>>815097
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/803074

>>815125
Twinkle Eye ponies.
Blinded by an evil wizard, his magic jem stones became embedded in the enslaved ponies' eyes when Applejack murdered him.

>>815142
I wood have, but I guess I can't because you told me knot to.

I really don't like the derpy phenomenon.

>>815112
Fluttershy and Dash celebrating after the hurricane.

>>815160
Are you the person who was writing that fic?
How's that coming?

>>815130
Cat porn does not.

I guess I'll ink one of them.
1-3 first
4-6 second
7-9 third
0 all of them.

>>815160
I forgot if that is from a fic or not.

>>815154
oh god I hope so

>>815136
I liked it. Don't be scared away by the watersports, if that's not your thing, it's barely there. I thought it was TOO light, and I'm not eveni into watersports

>>815109
In a second.
>I can't fight you! You evil creature, you've put me under your spell!
>Umm... I'm not really doing anything.

>>815164
You're roughly 18 months too late.