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is twily autisitc AND a nazi now?
I enjoy Tiny Equines In My Possession
that's a lovely picture
>there are people who believe everything they see on the internet
>>8127290You're on the internet. Do you believe in yourself?
>>8127262Oh come on it's not 75%. It's 60-65% at most
>>8127290s-so /fit/ isn't all 6'5 with 500 pound squats and 6% bodyfat?and they DO have girlfriends?
>>8127290Have you seen that secret Italian supercat?!
>>8127290>there are people who use game grumps reaciton images
Guys, what if Equestrian Girls really is a Monster High / Bratz style humanization?What if it turns out to be just as entertaining as My Little Pony has been?What if it's got good writing, characters, stories, and music, albeit with samebody humans instead of samebody ponies?You wouldn't really dismiss it just because you couldn't talk about mareginas and winking and sheathes and musky ponynuts would you?
>>8127275No. She's losing her personality in time for her coronation. Can't let feelings interfere with her princessly duties.
>>8127334What if your waifu orbits my dick?
Strange memories on this nervous thread. One year later? Two? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. My little Pony General before the February bans was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the internet. Whatever it meant. . . . History is hard to know, because of all the brony faggotry, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole fandom comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in /co/, then in youtube or down at fimfiction to tumblr or deviantart. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .So now, little more than two years later, you can go up to /mlp/ and look at the reposts, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
>>8127332>there are people who are grump
>>8127332what should I use instead
>>8127322So you like Redline, eh?
>>8127334Yeah, I'd probably stick with Friendship is Magicthey look like kids and kids are not for sexual
>>8127216LethCheck your hotmail
>>8127332Lookit this no-fun-ass no-funmeister.
>>8127290>Ponies ARE real.
>>8127334I don't think I'd like it as much. One of the main reasons I like FiM is because it's a different world WITHOUT humans.
>>8127332I know, disgusting.
>>8127366Redline was goddamn awesome.
>>8127367>MLP admits it's just in it for the fetish shit.png
>>8127370oh hey youdoes the sub support embedded audio images?this is a mildly important questions I've been meaning to ask
Imgine Lauren's face if Equestria Girls turns out to be actual humanized ponies.It would be basically like what she wanted to do with Galaxy Girls
Hey guys I've got friends that work for the president and they say that he's going to start a war on AmericaBetter buy some guns
>>8127404what kind of gun shoots apples
>>8127396In retrospect, it was really shitty. The first 10 minutes completely shat on the rest of the movie.
>>8127382It could still be a magical world with fantastical creatures. There could still be hydras and diamond dogs and other monsters to terrorize the world. If all else is equal, why does simply having humans in it make it worse?
>>8127422jokes on you I already own guns
>>8127414Or everyone's face if they were anthro?
>>8127430>implying>implying implying implying implying implying
>>8127425The best kind of gun
Going to sleep! I have an interesting sketch of Chicken butt cock butt what what. But I need sleep. So here have sleepy pone because related somehow.
>>8127425The apple-shooty kind. In theory, if you have enough time and aren't under the eye of Big Brother, you can build yourself a punt gun. Its essentially a 4-inch diameter shotgun.
>>8127454>implying im not rightIt was objectively bad in several aspect. I liked the style and the music, but holy fuck the plot left a lot to be desired.
>>8127434>why does simply having humans in it make it worseFor the same reason Gravity Falls doesn't have a larger fanbase than Homestuck. For something to really be successful it has to take place somewhere that is not here, and be inhabited by a species easily turned into OCsA human MLP, if it were exactly the same as MLP, would have got maybe two generals on /co/. No one wants to see cute children do cute things outside of kevinsano and MS
>Hasbro will reveal info about the Equestrian Girls IP at SDCC>5 months of this human shit
>>8127425A seed shooter.
>>8127206He'd have you work it off, which you would agree to do. Not that bad a punishmentThough you can't help feeling a sort of compulsion to push yourself. He doesn't even stay to make sure you don't run away. Not that you would. Working hard to pay off the apples you stole is the only thought on your mind. That, and his strangely enthralling eyes...
http://derpibooru.org/236853?scope=scpef594f9fb912bb08870c2eb62506843c0f66f034bWhat the hell?
>>8127473Nice to hear. That is a very sleepy pony.
>>8127405Well, it does but someone needs to make a script to play them. Dollchan does play them, but there are other issues with that extension and the site.
Gotta shit MLPG should I try that new Etsomething Odyssey demo that came out?
>>8127503I do shit like this sometimessometimes I run up the wall and jump across to my bed real quick. I bet it looks dumb as shit if you saw it, but in my head I am Ezio.
>>8127359honestly you should just kill yourself
>>8127290>There are people who post ugly disgusting neckbeards like that on the internet.
>>8127489The plot was shitty and the characters were almost all totally flat but it was still extremely enjoyable Kind of like Crank
>>8127473this pony is suspiciously similar to my pony, who doesnt sleep. please stop posting it immediately
>>8127502>You are 40 cents worth of apples.>Stay there for weeks.>He honestly forgot you were still there.
>>8127448furry shitstorm? I like where this is going.
>>8127510better patch up that butt or she'll catch a cold
>>8127334Well at least this way people won't have to worry about humans invading FiM. Sounds win/win to me.
Shh, you should go to sleep.Don't want to wake the ponies, now.
>>8127549Your move, motherfucker.Princess of being tired and shit.
>>8127586>I have no mouth and I must whinny
>>8127497Is it just me or the hiatus really killed the hype over Gravity Falls?To me now it just feels like another cartoon from the bunch
>>8127473i am dying
>>8127586I'm drawing applejack though
>>8127597I still like it a lot
>>8127592why do girls wear that tiara shitugh
>>8127597do we even know how many more episodes there are going to be?
>>8127404>>8127425>using an apple gun with the upcoming $0.15 apple tax>laughing operator mares.jpg
>>8127592Grump's girlfriend is a god damn alien.
>>8127549I don't see it and I really don't think anyone here cares.
>>8127630Please tell me that thread is archived.
It's gotten so late. You must be so tired; I can see it in your eyes.You should lay down and rest. I'm sure you can't wait to sink down into a nice, soft pillow.Go to sleep
I work for Hasbro and I'm here to inform you that Equestria Girls is just a toyline, Twilycorn is temporary, and Corey is the head writer of S4.
>>8127623All I know is that the creator said that S1 will have 21 episodes
>>8127485We got a mod.
>>8127597>Is it just me or the hiatus really killed the hype over Gravity Falls?What's really fucked is that it's believed that networks do this to get "real ratings". Like, a person might just be tuning in every saturday, and not really giving a fuck that it's Gravity Falls they're watching. So they kind of hide the show a bit to see if people are actually trying to watch itThere's no way that can be true. But it's stupid enough that it might be
>>8127635aliens are cutedo we have an alien pony?
>>8127658>OptimusWell, he'd never lie
>>8127657Twilight that poison joke you smoked is giving you a bad trip; it's messing with your eyes. Eat something and get some sleep.
>>8127653No idea, maybe. If it is I don't have the link.
>>8127658Shut up OptimusYou're deadAnd we don't live in that version of Earth
>>8127662>dashfag mod >>8127581
>>8127691forgot my pic
>>8127662Mods are sitewideThere are no mods for a board.
>>8127696>liking Rainbow DashDisgusting.
>>8127657why do you want me to go to sleep so bad Twilight?
>>8127658I believe you Optimusyou are as honest as Appurujakku
>>8127705That is completely false
>>8127696The best kind of mod
>>8127723So not that honest and preety bad when lying?
Does someone have the drawfag guide posted earlier? I didn't save it
>>8127710Now where are people getting all these different resolutions of this stuff from?
>>8127696>he used a gif with dash he must be a dashfag
>>8127497>No one wants to see cute children do cute things outside of kevinsano and MS>tfw you can't say you think children doing cute things are adorable anymore without someone thinking you want to fuck little kids.
>>8127733Moot said it multiple timesMods are not restricted to a boardOnly Janitors are
>>8127710>people keep falling for this
Dash is the best at the end of Season 3 by default because all the other ponies were shit.I don't even like her.
>>8127710LOOKS LEGITGUYS LET'S GET ANGRY AND CREATE A SHITSTORM
>>8127597I fucking loved the new episode
>>8127720She does it because she thinks it's in your best interestNext she'll start trying to make you read more and use the computer less
>This movie>Someone from MLPG trolled /mlp/ with a "fake" movie about a year ago>mfw I have no face
>>8127790noooI'm happier this way
>>8127800>that Pinkie>SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST TWILIGHT
>>8127800>That top right imageSURVIVAL OF THE PINKEST, CADENCE
>>8127790but I use my computer to read books.
Aaaaand done. Just spent the better part of the weekend reading ALL the fetish stuff in the fetish stuff Dropbox. My futamuses have filled me with inspiration and now my terrible work beginsWould anybody be interested in a text-only version of CoC, except with pones?
>>8127804OH GOD TWILIGHT WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
why did the mod pick such a shitty image for the /mlp/ sticky >>8124430is it supposed to be a vector? not even the colors are right
>>8127826TIME FOR PURITY
>>8127826wait, CoC isn't text only?
>>8127826the dropbox is an old hat, check out the new hotnesshttp://smarebooru.booru.org/and yes
>>8127702huh, this is the only one I saved did mlpg link that thread? I honestly dont even remember but I do remember the thread
>>8127773Yes. Thank you
>>8127826Would it include main characters?
>>8127826Yes. Very yes.
>>8127868whats this thing from anyway?
>>8127879Boku No Foodfight
>>8127631Sleepyhead is a narcolpetic.Forty Winks is an insomniac.Know the difference.
>>8127839Because the mod obviously didn't give enough of a fuck.
>>8127790TWILIGHT, PLEASE....I DIDN'T USE THE AMULET. I COULD HAVE, BUT I DIDN'T.PLEASE DON'T CHANGE WHO I AM!
>>8127890What about Hot Beef?
>>8127857>did mlpg link that threadNo idea.I just go to /co/.
One contributor whom you wish would just die and never return? Pic related.
>>8127826extremely yescaptcha: cumspan may
>>8127920You. You need to fuck off and die
Just dropping this here. Hopefully the colors stand out a little more from each other now.
>>8127920this is bait.
>>8127920this is bait
The new episode is up on yayponies now
>>8127932Samoa is a qt
>>8127942TF2 poops are not funny.
>>8127945small, wet, fleshy, and warm.
>>8127932To be honest, I liked the other a bit more.I liked how they were all sort of in the same palette.
Thanks anon that recommended the Django Unchained soundtrack, it's good.
Uh...Guys, I think we're getting semi...raided?
>>8127930Better than some faggot drawing fanfics of himself enjoying little ponies. Oh and of course he's handsome and awesome, and not the loser brony he is.
>>8127909>FFI has no known cure and involves progressively worsening insomnia, which leads to hallucinations, delirium, and confusional states like that of dementia.I would never wish this on anyone
>>8127842CoC is flash-based with a GUI (and a character viewer that kinda works but isn't implemented into the game itself). What I'm talking about is more along the lines of Flexible Survival or Zork. Real fucking old school.I could either begin now and go full-text (which would be quickest), or study up on GUIs/Flash so it's more intuitive. Either way, it'll be an interesting side-project
>>8127935ur bait twilight
Don't forget to report now that there is mod active around here
How do you Rarityfag feel about the episode where Rarity spend most of her time dressing up Cadence?
>>8127932>names written in their hand/hoof writingI don't know why I like this, but I do.
>>8127909this is a terrifying thing to know about and I wish you had never posted that
>>8127984YOU'RE RIGHT.HE SHOULD HAVE DRAWN HIMSELF AS AN OBESE, PERVERTED LOSER WITH A PONYTAIL. THEN I'D LOVE HIM.
>>8127986>Flexible Survivalwould cum
would anyone watch The Girl Who Leapt Through Time if i streamed it /co/?
>>8127996>Report opinions I don't like
>>8127986NOWFULL TEXTFUCK GUI
>>8128009i'm going to bed but I would if it wasn't now
>>8127999who cares, she is background pony
>>8127920Tex is just like 0r0
>>8127999Shit episode, shit character.Show jumped the shark last season. Only bronies continue to defend it.
>>8127932Berry Munch is the cutest one. I want to cuddle her and kiss her cheeks and feed her cookies.
>>8127999It was a great episode and the Rarity moments were pretty funny
>>8127999Little mad.Instead of a Rarity episode, we got a "shove Rarity out of the spotlight and focus on Twily/RD"But you know what, we'll get some Rarity episodes next season, and maybe a few songs too.It's.. okay.
What if the new mod is leth?
>>8128009I was just about to stream something, but you can go ahead...
>>8127804>>8127897They don't really give you much of a choice>"Ouch! I think I got an eyelash in my eye! Could you check for me Anon?">"See anything? I can still feel it; try looking closer. A bit closer.">"Look deeper now. Focus deeper, deep breaths. Slow breaths. Breathing slowly..."
>>8128036>Tex is just like 0r0...who?
>>8127773I'm so fucking gay for LK
>>8127985Dont worry bro, It's 2rare4you, only 100 families have had it in their bloodlineseverin all time.
>>8128054>>8128009both of you stream and fight for popularity
>>8128054What wwere you going to stream anonymous?
>>8127826Does anyone have any screencaps from Jalm's short lived quest? Mine have vanished.
>>8128055What is her endgame? What does she want from me?I just want to make pone happy.
This thread needs more Apples!
>>8128054oh, well what were you gonna stream?
>>8128068My Life as a Teenage Robot. I just finished downloading the whole series. But I've got kind of a shitty connection and the quality wouldn't be great.
>>8127909Wow, what the fuck
>>8128009>would anyone watch completely violate copyright laws and deny the original people from ever getting any compensation for it because movies are apparently created through pixie dust and not money, if i streamed it /co/?
>>8128077>>8128079>favorite pony>favorite background ponyit's gonna be a good day
>>8128006>YOU'RE RIGHT.>HE SHOULD HAVE DRAWN HIMSELF AS AN OBESE, PERVERTED LOSER WITH A PONYTAIL. THEN I'D LOVE HIM.But we also hate Corwin.
>>8127986I'd play itLet the fetishes commence
>>8128009Sub or dub?
>>8128074>Pinkie Pie planning things outNah, you'd probably be left vegged out and drooling in the bakery for the rest of the day
>>8128099/v/ pls fuck off.
Why is there so much shitposting already?It's only 4am
>>8128110is there anyone we dont hate, Mr. knows-who-we-all-hate?
>>8128126See, this is where you're wrong.Pinkie isn't stupid. She's just fast. Her mind works way faster than the others and it's hard to keep up with her.
>>8128135It's either bronies from /mlp/ or some faggots from off board.
>>8128099I'm in Europe and copyright monopoly is not respecting my fundamental human rights so I can watch streams and download as much as I want without being able to be sued.
>>8128107Isn't it wonderful.
>>8128135Wake the fuck upit's going to be a long day
>>8128142>is there anyone we dont hate, Mr. knows-who-we-all-hate?GG is pretty much universally loved.
>>8128135There are no night threads on Friday / Saturday, anon.
>>8128079>Lyra will never work up the courage to stream something lewd on a cross-dimensional webcam she found>After the act she will never toss the hot item, happy that she may have been able to make at least one human attracted to her>computer screens all across earth will never display an image of a cartoony ceiling because Lyra accidentally knocked the camera over and forgot to plug the audio cable in>Anonymous is blamed
>>8128148No she has been showed to not be that smart.She's average at best
When does tiny bug pone queen hit store shelves?
>>8128092Eh, i don't really feel like watching that so i would rather stream myself if you're giving me the option.So I guess I will.>>8128118I have the DVD so whatever MLPG wants.
>>8128099>>8128123>>8128132>>8128134>>8128153On a more serious note, how long until a company sues someone for inviting friends over to watch a movie?
>>8128169She's smart at some things and not at others.Then again, most of my idea of Pinkie comes from season one.
>>8128024>>8128008This might not be the best time to ask (or maybe nightMLPG is the best time to ask), but I need something to work with. Everyone just anonymously blurt out the kind of stuff you'd want to see in fetishquest and I'll log it on a notepad before I get piss drunk
Does anyone happen to have references of the sky, in-show? Specifically with clouds, either full of clouds or lightly cloudy?
>>8128182It will happen.Unless you stop it from happening.
>>8128149>It's those boogeymen we always blame our problems on.No, it's just MLP-General regulars who are bored. As always.
>>8128182What comes after that? People are sued for watching a movie?
>>8128179Have the subtitles be in French so we can feel cultured while we watch it.
>>8128182Not too far offWelocome to the new America
>>8128186I would like to see a completely chaste fetish quest.
>>8128186Long ears. Yep.
>>8128186can we bang humanized ponies? There's not much I find hot about the pony form.
>>8128188does this help
>>8128216We're still watching with the Japanese audio though, right?
>>8128207I COULD HAPPENOnly on the...
>>8128182Depends where he lives>>8128153 is rightYou can no longer be sued if you live in Europe just for downloading and sometimes streaming copyrighted materials.Unless you download so much you are threatening democracy
>>8127999I like both
>>8128239Yes, thank you. I might need a bit more, but this might work just fine.
>>8128186Needs to have fluttershy getting vored
>>8128195nobe ids teh elber shibpoder:DDDD
>>8128182>On a more serious note, how long until a company sues someone for inviting friends over to watch a movie?There was a patent for some game system that had it monitor you to ensure that there weren't too many people watching the movie.
So, what do you think about new movie with humanized ponies?
>>8128186consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off between two loving partners for the purpose of procreation
>>8128195>It's just MLP-General regulars who are boredWhether or not it is, it's a different, and younger crowd. No night threads on friday / saturday, etc. etc..
>>8127855>this still worksWhen an image is deleted, why is it still on the server, why doesn't it just get deleted from the server, too?
Is your body ready?
>Have all the baloon game ponies>update gameNo longer have them>have to play baloon game againNO FUCK YOU GAMELOFTJUST FUCK YOU
>>8128252Or more importantly, you'll get sued more easily if you spread the stuff as opposed to just downloading it.
>>8128186sweaty buttsmind control
>>8128257A little sky here, though I just capped this because of that nice looking pony on the right.
>>8128207Manditory cameras put in each TV with facial recognition technology. If the face of a person watching a movie doesn't match with a face registered to that specific copy's unique ID in an online database the move will not play and you will be reported to the cops.>>8128252>Unless you download so much you are threatening democracyThat made me laugh even though I should be scared that Europe is confusing capitalism with democracy now. I thought we Americans were the only ones that did that.
>>8128188I found this.
>>8128282All of those clouds are copypasted.
>>8128183She has a hard time taking things seriously. She'd probably make you be her friend or something
>>8127949>>8128040My favorite one is all of them.>>8128003You saw what I was going for!>>8127973I understand, but last time I posted this, I remember the main critique was that a lot of them seemed to use the same colors; a lot of yellow and orange.I'm still trying to use colors inspired by the cookies themselves, or the boxes they come in, but I thought it'd be better to vary them a bit more and make them more distinct from one another.
>MA Larson establishes that Dash is a Flight School drop out>Plot thread is never picked up again.God damn, I would so wish for Larson to be head writer. We'd have a whole episode with Dash getting the equivalent of a GED.
>>8128313No anon, if you download too much you'll clog up the internet and then people won't be able to vote.
>>8128207You know science is getting dangerously close to reconstructing images from memory. Caught watching something you shouldn't have? BAM. Strapped to a chair while someone preps the rat helmet
>>8128252You can steal intellectual property, but you don't have the right to defend yourself or own a gun for your own personal protection. Truly a great country.
>>8128186ShrinkingAccidental micro/macro soft vore
>>8128323Well, that's good. At least she wouldn't make me some kind of degraded slave.I'd gladly be her best friend anyway.
>>8128341>you don't have the right to own a gun>Americans really believe this
>>8128313NO that's what they sayYou only get sued if you threaten democracy.They are not confusing it.I don't know how that's even possible but that's what they say
>>8128317at least they're not just colorswapped bushes
>>8128293And these are the stairs of learning, right?
>>8128341>you don't have the right to defend yourself or own a gun for your own personal protectionBecause you don't need to.
>>8128355>>8128372>>8128374What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>8128355It's a hell of a lot harder, more troublesome to own, more expensive to own, and may god help you if you use it to defend yourself
>>8128355You can own a rifle if you take about a shitload of classes, but god help you if you ever shoot anyone, even in self defense. The criminal is usually sympathized with because he's a minority and a victim of of white privilege.
>>8128314>>8128360>>8128282thanks guys, that's all I needed
>>8128352>At least she wouldn't make me some kind of degraded slaveShe wouldn't, but after Dash wanders in and finds out how suggestible you've become, she'd take full advantage of youIt'd be a day filled with hypno shenanigans
>>8128336Has anyone here read the Hyperion series?The galactic government was actually just people on the internet. It was called the All-Thing. Trillions upon gazillions of people regulated by the allied AIs.
>>8127800My god, someone saved my cap...To be honest, that thread was full retardation mode the whole time.I really hope this is fake. That concept art is...something else.
>>8128385le bait facethenks desh
>>8128385report and ignore
>>8128372So there will never be a situation in which you need to defend yourself in Europe?
>>8128341California and New York legalized piracy?
>>8128355>200 years ago Americans flipped shit over Britburg taxing their coffee>Today we fine people 200,00 dollars a song for "stealing" from iJewnsI hate freedom
>>8128399Well, whatever. They're just ponies. They won't make me do anything awful.And if I'm hypnotized, I won't tell the difference.Really, if I must be hypnotized, I'd rather it be by ponies.
I've really enjoyed today, BSing with you guys and just having fun. But after next week the season is over and we won't have anything new except the comic for a long time. it's just bummin me out
>>8128412they legalized viewing of child porn, no joke
>>8128186Mind controlLight corruption of some formMonstergirlish stuff.
>>8128409Because no regular moron can just walk into a store and buy a gun.Go ahead, blame shootings every week on volent video games and metal music some more.
>>8128429I don't care because I like many different cartoons.
To all people saying that this is fake - think about this. I've been on the ride since 2010 and I remember all the rumors so far. I'm talking about actual, consistent rumors and leaks that got some attention. Only 10-20% of them were fake, most of them were confirmed later. The scandalous one was about some lines from S02 opening, nobody believe in it but later it came true.It is kind of weird, but in this fandom many leaks turns out to be real. Think about this.
I WAS PROMISED STRAMTHE STRAM ISNT HAPPENING
>all these modsI am fucking out of these threads if I can't talk about how much I want a cartoon horse to lick my cockhead until I give them a mouthful of salt anymore
>>8128186Anything Blueblood, but especially degradation, size humiliation, and size absorption.
>>8128429There always the movie in April. Also, take a break and try something new.
>>8128430So what? in GiantSpiderLand you can drink at 16 but you cant buy it or have someone else buy it for you.Same shit
Mewball, if you do decide to steam it, please post the link: I don't think I've visited yours, yet.
Too tired to finish coloring this one.I'll finish it tomorrow!
>>8128430No no no no no, not believing that for a secondOne, those are two big states on opposite coasts. Two, no source posted. Three, that would set an enormous national precedent and I woulda heard it on the news somewhere.
>>8128460Which pony likes to swallow?
>>8128460Are they actually doing something? Haven't seen more activity than previously.
>>8128429It's just a hiatus. Not much anyone can do about it.Chin up!
>not reporting now that there is a mod around
>>8128474you treat BDF's shading well dooks
>>8128444Britain's knife crime rate is through the roof, and Sweden has a huge problem with immigrant men raping native women. Yuroland is a fucking mess, especially Finland.
>>8128429Comic. Comic Miniseeries. Books. April MovieWe have a lot of pony stuff to keep us feed during the hiatus anon.Much more than we hade before
>>8128459If Mew doesn't start soon, I'll stream XJ9.
>>8128478people dont use the word penchant enough, its such a nice word
>>8128460Good, you fetishfags are terrible.
>>8128484Pinkie, she likes the taste, and Twilight, because she doesn't want you getting her immaculately clean library dirty
>>8128516>Megasweet has a penchant for pedophilia
>>8128186Seconding>>8128438 's post.Also someone else initially uncorrupted to work together and muck around with might be neat, depending on what direction you're taking it.
>>8128496Don't bunch up the UK with the rest of yurop, they have some really idiotic laws.
>>8128444During a hearing about gun control in one of the states a 911 operator that used to be a cop described several murder scenes he had been to in brief, but vivid detail. Tell me, are barbells unrestricted in your country?
>>8128512>you smell like shitLanguage, mister.
>>8128493But I'm reporting every single one of those /pol/ posts
>>8128453Nonetheless this new info is coming from an Infamous anti MLP blog with a conceited as hell blog. So I think people are in the right to be skeptical
>>8128495Thanks, I've been experimenting with my shading nowadays and the results have been positive so far!
>>8128496>let's equip those knife wielders with guns!>this solves everything!
>>8128158The fighting is magic soundtrack is pretty awesome. Wasn't too big a fan of fluttershy's though.
>every comment site i go to now has tons of "give her the D, she wants the D" jokeshow the fuck did that spread everywhere so quickly.
>>8128542I'd like to see someone murder 20 people with a barbell in 10 minutes.
>>8128484Not DashShe'll let her mouth fill up, then clamp her lips on yours and force you to swallow every last drop
>>8128559This is a strawman that gun nuts bring up all the time. You own a gun but you have NO ammunition, it's a completely insane comparison.
>A MLP Movie trilogy will never be made directed by Satoshi Kon, score by Susumu Hirasawa
>>8128563Try some harder edges.
>>8128484Flitter likes to swallow
>>8128590it could be done.
>>8128590I could do itI've been lifting
>>8128580>quicklyThis shit is like twenty years old.
>>8128580/v/ ---> everywhere else. There's like a 6 month delay.
>>8128605Why does this always happen.
>>8128580Funny thing is, wasn't it some anon's Twilight text adventure thing from here that changed it to "give her the D"? I remember it just being dick beforehand.
>>8128603she likes to share, she snowballs with her sister
>>8128590PCP is a hell of a drug.
It went from doodle to this thing. Sorry if it took too long for the guy who requested it. I guess I just fealt like coloring.
>>8128575but this guy seems to be the one crash fellow who was banned from 4chan forever ago
>>8128620I think thats the case.
>>8128590It's a 45 pound barI doubt it would take more than one swingit could definitely be done
>>8128625>snowballingLeast disgusting disgusting fetish.
>>8128419Ponies aren't the only ones who would take advantage of you
>>8128559>>8128596I think the guns also cannot be kept in your house and you select fire gun is replaced with a semi-auto after you leave the service. Switzerland isn't very free at all.
where do these /pol/ fags come from?they started when this thread started
>>8128607>>8128609>>8128643Indeed, if they get so scared of your barbell that they line up and wait for you kill every single person with that barbell. You with the barbell will surely have an impact that will make all of them unable to run.
>>8128186Cum inflationWhat are you thinking the game is going to be like, anyway?Anon finds himself in equestria, que fetishes or player is a pony, or what?
>>8128590I can take out more than that in 5.I love Dead Rising.
>>8128633Not the requester but the water is a bit purplish but its cute otherwise.
Here guys, play this until the shitposting stopshttp://wonderfl.net/c/tNGi/fullscreen/
>>8128600The Gilda one was supposed to have hard edges, but I guess it didn't standed up as much because I picked a stupid color for the shading, it should be a bit clearer in some parts here now.
>>8128633hey were you playing tf2 a few days ago as thetanmandoesthethings?
>>8128651Well, if we're saying pones have the power to hypnotize me....I mean, I probably wouldn't leave ponyville. I certainly wouldn't go and seek out the changeling hive. I'd rather not be hypnotized, but if I must be it might as well be Pinkie.
>>8128667I've also been runningface it anon, I'm basically the perfect weapon
>>8128662Front page where everyone can see. Think about it.
>>8128667>not getting stealth kills with a barbellCan you BE any more casual.
>>8128636Her rationale is if you're going to make her taste it, you better be willing to taste it too
okay guyshttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartisthttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartistI am going to go with english sub jap audio if that's cool
>>8128542Is this hearing on youtube? I want to hear some gruesome 911 call stories.
>>8128698Try doing the same with a barbell, that will make your job much easier.
They fight crime together.
>>8128705Yeah, that good.Thanks Mew
where is pone CoC? It's been like 34 minutes, it should be done by now
Australia has strict gun laws and has less than a quarter of the amount of homicides than America does on average per capita.
Huh. Guess night!generals are the more...interesting part of MLPG. Copy/pasted:Huge coltcocks.R63completely chaste fetish questLong ears. Yep.bang humanized poniesMental degradation.transformationNeeds to have fluttershy getting voredconsensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off between two loving partners for the purpose of procreation (YOU SICK FUCK)Gore.sweaty buttsmind controlHANDSOME STALLIONSShrinkingAccidental micro/macro soft voreMind controlStricter gun lawsLight corruption of some formMonstergirlish stuffAnything Blueblood, but especially degradation, size humiliation, and size absorption.Before I start research, I need preferences. Do you want character building? Would you rather start as a horse or human? Opinions on anthro/monstergirls? This is surprisingly harder than I thoughtThink for now, I'll start small like Fen did. Small combat system, one or two interactions, items that gradually TF you into an horrible cocksaddled abomination, etc
>>8128725>earFake MT pls
>>8128752>per capitaI bet you think you won the Olympics too
>>8128603Why are Flitter and CC so sexually arousing, they're the perfect formula for giving kids boners who've just started to reach that age where cartoons give them lifelong fetishes
>>8128688Nope. I haven't played TF2 in a long time. I'm in the middle of building a new PC however. This laptop can't handle TF2 anymore. My name on steam is Tanman
So guys...wasn't a new episode released today?Why aren't you talking about that?I've been drinking with friends since Friday and I just got home a little bit ago.
>>8128752Thats because everything ELSE in the country is trying to kill you.
>>8128752How many gang shootings does Australia have, again?
>>8128560No it is not, that was a repost.Faggot didn't even had hi-res version of the concept art.http://www.roundstable.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=319199#p319199
>>8128779we were waiting for you
>>8128765>Guess night!generals are the more...interesting part of MLPGThis isn't night thread when its in the weekend and Friday.
>>8128645Nothing like forced snowballing
>>8128752Probably because they don't have degenerate gangs like we do.Has little to do with having guns.
>>8128580>quickly dude, we aren't living in the Sixteenth fucking Century. one year isn't light speed any more.although, considering that their usual speed is about five years, i guess we should be impressed here.
>>8128747anon pls, it's going to take at least 40 minutes.
>>8128472That wasn't me, anon. I've only been here since Feb 2012. I think my first new pone episode ever was Babycakes, or Cider-Squeezy.
Hi Rainbow Dash
>>8128807GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL
>>8128717If someone was blocking a doorway, I'd run towards a gun with a gun a lot faster than a guy with a barbell
>>8128779We talk about it the whole day and some part of the night already.
>>8128802Australia has loads of degenerate gangs.Thing is like most Australians they're lazy fuckers who have to get home early to watch football.
>>8128770That's what we call a pun.
>>8128792Missed it this morning because it's my b-day weekend.Should I just shut up and watch it already?
>>8128625My headcanon is that CC doesn't swallow and the first boyfriend she had who convinced her to let him do a cumshot, accidentally hit her in the eye, which is why she doesn't let you blow your load on her face.
>>8128765I'd like to second tf just to hammer that homemaybe TGTF
>>8128828>didnt even notice the earsWELL DONT I FEEL SILLY
>>8128689You could just learn to close your eyes/look away
>>8128779No, there was a new episode released yesterday.And we did talk about it.It was an alright episode. it really should have aired before the spike episode though
>>8128818>I'd run towards a gun with a gunit's far too late for me to laugh loudly at mental images
>>8128832These conversations always make me feel special.>>8128845Who's a silly pony, huh? Who's a silly pony?
>>8128820man, the Aussies used to be a badass people. before the rise of the nanny state.
>>8128851This is serious Anon, guns dont kill people, guns with guns kill people.
>>8128765I want to start or quickly be able to transform into the little pony.
>>8128651>"You love your new queen, don't you? I can feel it burning and growing inside you like a fire.">"Ahh, I can taste it from here. So rich, so fierce; growing larger and arger no matter how much I feed.">"You wish to be with your queen for the rest of your days, don't you? You wish to be her personal battery; feeding her wherever she goes.">"Take off your cloths, subject. They will make me retch as you go down."
>>8128765I'm down for anthro and monstergirls, and you should give the option to start as either a pony or a human.If we're adding humans to the mix...busheshipssweatbody odorthe combination of the above into a vigorous face-riding session
>>8128831Just watch it already. Episode at the linkboard.
>>8128785>>8128752How the fuck do you survive scorpions without a gun.
>>8128752It's more to do with drugs in America than anything, we consume the largest amount of hard drugs out of any country in the world, and people shoot each other over them.
>>8128832Would you be able to help her get over her facial phobia?
>>8128832I wish I was her boyfriend
>>8128864>guns with guns kill peopleWit your powers combined, my sides are gone.
>>8128765I'd like to be able to characterbuild. I'd rather start as a human and transform but maybe option to start as either. and i could roll with anthro and monstergirls.
>>8128872>needing a gun to fight puny wildlife
>>8128878Anon of all the species of Scorpions that exist only 25 are lethalAnd not all of them live in Australia
>>8128870Will do. Thanks a bunch[REDACTED]
>>8128885Worth a shot
>>8128864Guns don't kill people, uh uhI kill peopleWith guns
>>8128885I'd be content with watching her take it in her mouth and then spit it on herself, or maybe play with it a little.
>>8128893she's much better at it than Flitter, but Flitter absolutely loves doing it.
>>8128885I'd teach her that swallowing is more hygenic
>>8128851If the distance is about twenty feet a man with a knife has a good chance of rushing a killing a man with a gun.Which pony would rush a gunman armed only with a knife in order to save her friends?
>>8128851Ask yourself, what's more dangerous?A man with a weapon that's only dangerous if it's pointing one way, or a man with a goddamn fucking barbell?I'm not talking about some stupid mall-ninja diveroll disarm bullshit, I'm talking throw a desk at this fuck and sprint
What gun would each of the main 6 own?
>>8128765I just want to say if this takes off I will love you more than I love my own family.
>>8128791>So, there's an image floating around tumblr that is supposedly a leaked piece of concept art for the movie/new IP. I'm taking it with a grain of salt at this point because there's been no official announcement yet, but still...if anyone knows where this came from, information would be much appreciated. I only know it's by no means a new screenshot; one of my, uh, better connected friends that I won't name showed it to me a couple months ago,>showed it to me a couple months ago,>couple months ago
>>8128936>or a weapon with a weapon
>>8128765>AnthroEh. Some people like it so who am I to not let them enjoy this.>MonstergirlsYes please
You come home and someone has made off with all your ponies. Every last one.What do you do?
>>8128943/pol/ or some faggot from the piss raiding again.
>>8128943Ak-47 military style tactical assault weapon
>>8128839RD why are you so cute and sexy
>>8128936You fucked up and now its about guns with guns, sorry Anon.
>>8128856A very silly pony indeed.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syrxgl4Lao
As long as I can fuck mares in peace, I saw take away my guns
>>8128947>tfw everyone in my family too lazy to make a pony CoCfucking shit families
>>8128935Can someone please shoop this image and make it say, "Why the hell do I even Try?"
>>8128962that picturemy sidesoh god
>>8128959Wonder why someone would break into my house and not steal anything.
>>8128867Hope you don't mind roommates
>>8128963all pone are cute and sexy anon
>>8128935The rule is that if it's 21 feet or under, you're getting stabbed.Cops/security/bodyguards/etc. are trained to get the knife out of the way(get stabbed in a less fatal spot and grab on) before drawing
>>8128974But what if this man>>8128959takes all your mares?
>>8128765Character buildingHumanMonsterpones, not monster girlsTransformation items that turn you into the different races shown in the showYou forgot tentacles and tendrils. Those are two different things.
>>8128987I'd like to see Liam tear Equestria a new one in search for his waifu.Pinkie Pie
Australian Bird-Eating Spiders (or Eastern Tarantulas) are nocturnal hunters who prefer to catch their prey using a single long, thick sticky thread.In Northern Australia they're infamous for being attracted by the moonlight reflecting off of stone paths in the bush (such as at campsites in the light). At night dozens of them will criss cross the path with their threads. When something disturbs their web, they'll crawl down to investigate.
>>8128943Better question. Which pone would own this gun?
>>8128962Haven't you heard, it's Bushmasters now.
>>8129002>everything about this
>>8128962>That pictureThanks anonI needed that
>>8128959how can someone steal my rarity when my penis is constantly in her horse vagina 24/7 as i go about my day and work?
>>8129021It's a good thing they only eat light things like birds.
>>8129003He'll probably be still trying to take her by the time I get home, it's hard to move an 800 pound animal that doesn't want to be moved, and likes to bite and kick. Maybe if it was a mini mare, then I would be very sad and put up "lost horse" signs all around town.
>>8129022I have the sudden urge to build something like that
>>8128929She'd probably be a health nut, tooIf you taste too bitter, she'd be worried that you're not getting enough fruits in your diet
>>8128765Don't forget cum inflationReal CoC is rife with it, and thats a good thing.Starting as a human is better, if you're playing up the transformation thing.
>>8128982>>8129036is it really your first times seeing that image?like for real?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinging_tree>even trees in Australia are dangerous
>>8129017>Pinkie Pie dissapears>The rest of the main six are worried>They ask Celestia for help>Spike runs in and says he might have seen someone take Pinkie Pie>The moment he says it the door opens, and Liam Neeson is there
>>8129021>walking through campsite at night>walk into thread>run forward>tangled in dozens of them>they're coming
>>8129059not everybody can be an oldfag like yourself, anon.
>>8129001This is why a CC a rifle with a bayonet.>>8128994The queen will need to grow large if she wishes to replace the swarm she lost attacking Canterlot. Many batteries are need to feed her and her growing clutches, and many of those batteries will father a clutch or two.
>>8129029What? She likes to.... Play video games.
>>8129017He will untake his waifu from the terrorists who took her if it's the last thing he does.He is the untaker.
>>8129072*wwalks into thread*
>>8129002What is wrong with Hasbro?
>>8129079I'm not even claiming to be some supercool oldfagit's just that that image is like the original trollfaceit's fucking impossible to have never seen it before
>>8129065>returning whenever the affected area of skin is touched by water, an effect that may last for daysHow anyone lives peacefully in that place is beyond me.
man my balls itch super bad
>>8129102>open image>clip>close image
>>8129080>CC a rifle with a bayonetHow is that concealable at all.Like, even if you attached a kitchen knife to an obrez it would still be long as fuck.
>>8129102>clipOh here we go
>>8128959I take my black assault military style gryphon out of my hidden safe and hunt the fucker or fuckers down.
>>8129091Enjoy having your money fucked if it gets wet americunt.Also our money has cool little plastic windows.And our $5 notes can be folded to look like a whale blowjob
>>8129105Total badasses exist Anon.
>>8129021this is the Garuda Wasp. it is named after the Hindu eagle god that ferried Vishnu into battle. it is a solitary predator. it exists solely to murder everything it finds, and is directly responsible for the region in which it is found being largely uninhabited. probably.
>>8129052>she can tell what nutritional deficiencies you have by the taste of your semenwhy does this sound like something Twilight would do
>>8129102>clipnononononononothere's no going back now
>>8128974But what if you fuck them with your guns?
>>8129116>>8129111I'm pretty sure that's part of the joke anon
>>8129113I walk around on stilts. One of the styles is secretly my gun.
>>8129091>mfw Americans clap when they accidentally tear, burn or wet their money>mfw visually impaired or blind Americans clap when they fail to identify denominations of money by colour or size
>>8129118>Enjoy having your money fucked if it gets weti didnt realize my slavshitland has plastic money as well.
>>8129111Is that what I think it is?
>>8129101>everyone browses /k/Okay.
>>8128765ZebrasGryphonsDiamond DogsWater SerpentsBuffaloMinotaurs
>carrying actual moneyWhat year is this again?
>>8129107you should wash with a gentle soap, preferably shea butter based, I like that African black soap that they have at whole foods, it's lathery as fuck
>>8129158That's like saying you have to browse /b/ to have seen trollfaceseriously if you google "media guns" it's the first imagethis is blowing my mind
>first /pol/>then /k/>now money talkoh boy, i can already see where this is going
>>8129162>mfw too poor to have money for hair
>>8129147>implying wetting american money does anything to itHaw haw
>>8129177Why would I ever google "media guns"?
>>8129127She'd probably do it too, but take it a step further by examining the viscosity of your semen and how much she was able to get out of you
>>8129200I'm just showing you how common it isit's EVERYWHERE
>>8129164drug dealers don't take credit yet
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1360489285463.gifHNNNNNNG MUH DICK
>>8129219They take bitcoins.
>>8129187I'm just laughing at people who actually believe the human thing
>>8129217Its not as common as you think. Settle down.This entire argument is silly guys pls.
>>8129187It's fantastic, as long as no assholes are reportan then /mlp/ can get a reputation for being friendly to other boards.
>>8129227What IS the source on that? I've never learned.
>>8129187too bad we aren't talking about anime.then we could have been MLPG: /pol//k//a/.
>>8129200>not googling media guns every so often just to see what the media is doing with gunsyou are a bad citizen
>>8129232But it IS as common as I think
>>8129217I don't think I've ever had a reason to go looking for gun related stuff on the internet.
>>8129230I'm surprised that SR is actually legit, it's pretty mindblowing to think that mail order heroin is a few clicks away.
>>8129236>that entire postWe should rename this thread "/b/read 2.0" as well, right?
>>8129217The only websites I visit are 4chan, twitter, youtube and some other sites I only use when I need to loko something upI simply don't give a fuck about guns
>>8129239It's an animation jappleack did after the bronycon when libman gave him a shoutout.It's shit, trust me.
>>8129177>google media gunshehehehe
>>8129243>polkaWeird Al TOTALLY needs to be a guest star.
>>8129243>being a weeaboo on MLPG
>>8129249And you don't have to look for gun related stuff to find itit's that common
>>8129243We anime now?I can't read this image but it looked like anime from the thumb
what the fuck, my ipod is stuck skipping through songs and I can't get it stop. not even updating the ios did anything.
Can we please stop talking about guns, or at least try harder to make it pony related?
>>8129127...fuck. Now she might have to be my favorite pony.
>>8129252Just ignore him. You know, like EVERYONE else is doing?
>>8129253You know the whole >>8127710 thingyMost people out side MLPG and 4chan believe it and try to rationalize it.
>>8129277no, it's le epic raid time
>>8129272oh it's a gif
Well did you?
Fetishquest-faganon here. Consensus seems to be going human with TF potential, also include other races and whatnot. I've gotta say, this is more than I'm capable of. Don't think I can do much except copy CoC, and maybe transpose some of the fetish greentext into text text?Going to drink now, MLPG. Don't think I've bailed. I will return. It might be weeks from now, after I've play Monmusu Quest and learn how to code/write. I might return with just a shitty java file or something equally disappointing. But I will be back. Pleasant dreams, MLPG
>>8129288I don't believe anything without a source
>>8129277Ponies.With guns.Though, I'm not sure how they would fire.
>>8129274AJ you were already bad at computers what in gods name made you get an ipod.
>>8129268>being a horseaboo on 4chan
>>8129286I seriously can't diference which post is serious and which post is epic shitposting anymore. We must pony harder!
>>8129300just pls come backi hate false hope
>>8129316the shiny apple~
>>8129300Godspeed, good sir.I shall number the days til your blessed return with big floppy horse dicks.
>>8129277There's not enough art of ponies with guns that aren't taken from CoD because they're super coolI'd love to see Rarity with a Colt Trooper or Fluttershy with a Baretta Bobcat
>>8129304There's also the fact that they announced the MLP movie at that meeting and then announced the IP laterSo the movie can't be with humans
>>8129295Am I aloud to make a Chris Dorner joke here? Making some post about how I would take his zebra cock seems cliche.
>>8129314>AJ>no double barrel shotgunStill mad.
>>8129227i like how Zecora's got the classic "what are these white people doing" look.
>>8128928>CC can do things with just her lips that can make you weep with joy; just watching her do it is enough to make your dick hard as diamonds. It's like dating a porn-star, or a sex-goddess. Every time she blows you, you are guaranteed the hardest orgasm of your life.>But she doesn't swallow; it also takes some convincing to get her to do it, and she has to be "in the mood".>Flitter is much more turned-on by the act of fellatio; whether it's the way you feel, the way you taste, or the simple act of submission to your manhood, she knows how to make you feel masculine and desirable and potent, looking coyly up at you while she works, and swallowing every last yummy drop.>But as said before, she's not as flexible or creative as her sister when it comes to a blowjob - her technique works, and she sticks to it.You got a decision to make.
>>8129322Protip: They say ANYTHING positive about /mlp/, it's 99% /b/read or piss.
>>8129300You've lit a flame of hope, anondon't let me down
>>8129300It will be easy for you to recruit writers if you can supply the coding. Will you focus on everyone but the PC being corrupt in some way, shape, or form or will you make it like the show and keep the corrupt people/monsters in areas like the Everfree Forest?
Is le epic raid XD fianlly over?
>>8129322Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, Applejack
>>8129300I wonder if EmptyAudio would be willing to contribute his writing to this project. I know from experience his handling of fetish material is ball-clenchingly delicious.
>>8129385Apparently not, because you're still shitposting
>>8129362I will kill myself if I die before technology allows me to experience this
>>8129362I go above your head. I choose the absolute juggernaut of all acts oral and anal Pinkie
>>8129334I want to see Rarity with a gun she made herself. She open carries it to the annual Equestrian Guns Gala.
>>8129395No it's not, it's the same keywords over and over and it's fucking robotic
>>8129407you have some weird tastes, man
>>8129384He'll need some Quality controll. Letting anyone write whatever they want won't be good.Alternatively he can put a email or something where people send him what they written and it's up to him to include it in the game and edit it if needed.
>>8129362Flitter. She would cause me to have the hardest orgasm of my life.
>>8129400Hey, now that's just not fair. Pinkie Pie is in a totally different league from Cloudchaser and Flitter.
>>8129417weird tastes? i like to eat fish sticks with applesauce.
>>8129408Diff'rent strokes, anon. He came up with a new term the other day that I swear is the hottest fucking thing I've ever heard. And I'm not telling it.
>>8129417You should see the greentexts I've written.
>>8129436alright, hold on, this isn't a competition or anythingand that might not be so bad
>>8129436You say you like fish sticks?Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth?
>>8129346This was a poor choice of dress.
>>8129399Don't worry, other people will not let you experience that as well.
>>8129436Dash for the last time we KNOW you get it on with AJ.
http://derpibooru.org/228526?scope=scpef594f9fb912bb08870c2eb62506843c0f66f034bWould MLPG submit to a futa, punk Scratch after a night of clubbing?
>>8129457>Why is an 81 year old woman using a snowblower?What's she supposed to be doing? Shoveling?
>>8129443Good.Just don't let him write for CoC. I don't want "WOULD YOU X? HOW ABOUT IF X DID Y? BALLS PONYNUTS DRIPPING SWOLLEN"
>>8129362duh. Flitter.but, all things told, i'd much rather have Rarity. combination of CC's technique and Flitter's love of submission in my mind.
>>8129457Her snow wasn't going to blow itself.
>>8129457You gotta wrap up winter somehow.
>>8129477You can't have perfect
>>8129473That dick looks hilariously pasted onStill a little hot though
>>8129457GOTTA FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
>>8129473>read that as futa, punk Scootslet down of the century
How would you convince her to share
>>8129476>I don't like thingOkay.
>>8129400>"THERE'S NO STOPPIN' THIS PARTY!!!!">"Pinkie, no--!!!">Anon's bed is smashed through the floor
>>8129496WHY IS IT ALWAYS A MUFFINJESUS
Relax, things'll go faster if you do
>>8129498>I like shitokay
>>8129460Sorry. How's this?>police zebra will never strip search you after receiving an anonymous tip>he will never force you over your ottoman after seeing your weapon, drawing his own and preparing to use it
>>8129436apple sauce goes with everything though, there's a popular pasta dish around here that uses it oftenhere's a picture I found while googling it
>>8129509>I partake in only the finest marshmallow horse boners
>>8129476He writes what he knows.
>>8129523>If you don't like my shit then you must be some kind of prude
>>8129507Even that thumbnail is making my eyes all buggy Sheesh
>>8129496She's still Derpy, just ask really nicely.
>>8129527Over and over and over again
>>8129523I know that all pony porn is shit, but EA is the new low.
>>8129515>over your ottomanweird choice
>>8129507>tfw I was all excited to learn hypnosis after watching some hypnotist give some girl an involuntary hypnotic orgasm>turns out that hypnosis doesn't really exist in the first place because it's a combination of peer pressure, placebo affect, and suggestiveness
>>8129534>prudeI don't think that word means what you think it means, sir.
>>8129500You're pelvis would be left in shambles, and the doctor would advise you to hold off on sex while you recoverBut Pinkie would be determined to overpower whatever crotchguard you implement
>>8129487wanna bet?this is MY story.
>furfag elitismMorning thread already?
>>8129564Man this is the same thing that would happen with my fantasy, 4 chubby pones at the same time.
>>8129515I'm sorry, all I can think of is Zebra Cop, and I wanna play this totally straight.>"He's got a weapon!">it is immediately taken from you as Zebra Cop cuffs your wrists together, reading you your rights before Police Pony ushers you into the back of their paddy-wagon.
>>8129563That doesn't change the fact that you've fapped to shitsometimes literally, if you liked his awful caterpillar shit
>>8129577>>furfag elitism>not the whole point of existence of MLPG
>>8129550I wouldn't say it doesn't existLots of stories out there of people getting legitimately fucked up because of unintended effects or inadvertent hypnosis
>>8129548He couldn't mount you easily if he forced you to lie on your couch, and his goal isn't to hurt you or break your stuff so that rules out the counter. An ottoman leaves you at just the right height so he can administer punishment. The smell of the leather as your sweat hits it also factored into his choice.
>>8129568WHAT?!HOW DARE YOU?! I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!!!!
>>8129606I bet you think tuplas are dangerous as well.
>>8129577>greentext what's going on that you don't likereference to something regarded as bad
>>8129577I remember when morningsn mlpg meant slow waifu-romance time
>>8129496Wait for her to squeeze it into pieces, then run off with as many ass I can.
>>8129515>>8129583>>8129548>>8129609I don't even know how I'm holding these.
>>8129362That depends on how willing CC is to be the dominant one.
>>8129598Jesus Christ anon let it fucking go.You are literally arguing that the pony porn you stroke your dick to is better than the pony porn someone else jacks it to.There are no winners here.
Oh lawd.I leave the internet for 3 days and come back to this?Brony documentary cancelling production? Kinda funny, considering how much of a circlejerk it turned out to be.Pony TV movie? Might be cool, considering the main factor shitting up this show is how the pacing is fucked by 22 minutes.Equestria Girls aimed at teenagers? Best part of my week, how fucking ill-informed can Hasbro be if they think aiming pone at older audiences will actually net them a profit.I thought I'd be bailing out of this retarded fandom given twilicorn and the show stagnating. Now I have to stay to watch the ship split in half and sink.
>>8129614huh. no wonder nobody wants to die.
Dooks, i didn't now that now you have your taco General>>8126328
>>8129638I must've strucken a shit-nerve
>>8129625Too bad only waifufags left are Celestiafags.At least their sleep time is 21.30, so they don't shit up night threads.
>>8129639Don't forget the Cease and Desist for Fighting is Magic
>>8129621Literally every single person in those threads is making shit up unless they have a legitimate mental illness. Like those penis enlargement boards where guys literally spend most of their lives measuring their penis daily, and imagine the gains they make through jelqing, which don't exist. Body dysmorphia is weird.
You have a choice anonYou can prevent Twilycorn from ever happening in the show.But in exchange you get laughter tracks in the show.Do you accept?
>>8129583>and I wanna play this totally straightI never said what gender you were~Too bad Zebra cop is happily married to his zebra wife.>>8129632Now the question is if he would use his hooves, which would be forceful, or his snout which can feel things out much more easily and let him quickly expose anything illegal.
>>8129583I wish we had more stories about those two.
>>8129638>There are no winners here.With caterpillar shit, there are.
>>8129655I'm not the faggot you were arguing with.You are both faggots.Please choke on each other's dicks and die, or take your fetish shit to the piss.Thank you.
>>8129583Does he read my rights in rhyming couplets?
>>8129550It exists, but it only works if the person getting hypnotized thinks it will work.
>>8129670Are those laugh tracks TBBT tier?if not then i accept
>>8129639>Brony documentary cancelling production?Isn't that already done?
Quality of episode is determined how long it is actually discussed. Not even 24 hours later and it's back to general shitposting.Conclusion: Episode was bad.
>>8129677He was in the one with Anon, Police Pone, and cuddles.
>>8129635>Cloudchaser edges you for hours, giving you a few "false" orgasms, just to make the last one all the more intense.>then she overstimulates your cock while it's still sensitive.
>>8129706By that metric no episode has ever been good
>>8129706But then every single epsiode is bad.
>>8129706I thought it was fantastic.I am but a simple man however.
>>8129709fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I hate that, it's actually painful
1-5 sleep6-0 do other stuff
>>8129691Until we see proof of it, I'm going to assume that Zecora's the only zebra who rhymes everything.
>>8129720Good episodes have long bouts of discussion. I can come in a day later and it's still being discussed.
>>8129706It has nothing to do with the episodes.MLPG itself is getting worse.
>>8129731Well the episode was pretty shit
>>8129725>"...W-well, why didn't you tell me so?!">"I'm sorry, baby--!"
>>8129696>>8129697Done and doneNow Twilicorn happens in the comic and at then end of the comic she reverts back to Unicorn TwilightEnjoy the laughter tracks
>>8129706actually we were doing pretty wellthe sthiposting started as soon as the thread was created because some /pol/ fags saw on the front page or something like that
>>8129666The fact that every single fan-made game has been c&d'd kinda prepared me for that one.
>>8129731Still being discussed for 24 hours straight?
>>8129737Piss and/or elder shitposter pls fuck off.
I can't believe they just showed RD's dad so quick and meaninglessly like that.
>>8129676This doesn't even make sense.
>>8129663>you will never be left in absolute darkness for days upon end>your queen will never dissolve into a shimmer mist>she will never enter your body through all of its orifices, irritating your mucus membranes like an insatiable itch
>>8129762>piss calling out others as piss to distract from itself
>>8129676>Now the question is if he would use his hooves, which would be forceful, or his snout which can feel things out much more easily and let him quickly expose anything illegal.He needs his hooves to keep you restrained, and his mouth to read your rights. Only one appendage is free.
Alright, so I tried pedophilia, contributors, guns, money, /pol/. What should I use next for trolling?
>>8129626That's sillyShe wouldn't do something like that to a muffin >>8129540Asking nicely goes a long way The muffin is delicious but it tastes a little oily Apparently she put a little too much snake oil in the recipe Who else but Derpy
>>8129752>/pol/, raddit or brony boogeymenIt's us. It's always been us.
>>8129796Why is half of her face a tumor?
>>8129795talk about your girlfriend
>>8129817Shes the element of laughter, she needs a sense of tumor
>>8129766Does he firsk you by running his hooves over your body, does he nuzzle around until he finds something, or does he do what >>8129794 suggests and prod you with his baton?
Voila, I have painstakingly crafted you a pone.
>>8129824faust is offering to create new characters for them so it's all alright
>>8129831Thank you SBI actually got cancer from that joke
>>8129362>>8129362I have a better question.What kinds of things do they like doing, outside of sex?
>>8129847Most of their time was wasted on animating the characters. Unless she offers ponies it's dead
>>8129847Stop that shitty rumor.
>>8129847and then faust's twitter followers immediately asked which pony ocs she would be creating
>>8129824>>8129847I love that they were trying to make a profit off of it, and they have the gall to act surprised when they get slapped with a Cease and Desist.
>>8129824If they challenge it, they can win. I don't think they are goign to get the money to challenge it though.
>>8129856Flitter likes to collect coins, and Cloudchaser gardens.
>>8129709>Cloudchaser brings you to the edge of an orgasm>she can feel you throbbing against her tongue and the roof of her mouth>As she prepares to pull away, Pinkie pushes her head back down and holds her there>"Don't stop now, this is the best part!~"
>>8129796goddamn some fat cheeks
>>8129879>If they challenge it, they can winElaborate.
>>8129864it's not a rumour actually.
>>8129864but it's on her twitter.
>>8129832>>8129794You guys are the worst.
>>8129880>>8129893Stop being idiots, you two
>>8129847>50% of the work in making a fighting game is the animation>The rest is fine-tuning the hit-boxes>Its alright, just use new charactersDYEWTS?
>>8129773How would you get her back out?
>>8129885Ponquae Piaea stop teleporting. it's not polite.
>>8129890They can legally challenge the C&D order. Those things are just warnings, saying if you keep this up we'll take you to court.But this would require hiring lawyers, and spending months or years in the legal system. If they're not profiting from it, they likely would win. Hasbro case would be that people would be confused that it is an official game.
>>8129812Nah, this time it was pretty obvious it was a couple of shitposters.The past thread was pretty chill then as soon as this one was created the shitposting started.Also if you look above you can see how their shiposting develops. It's just a couple of people back and forth.Also another proof of is that a lot of us were in mewball's stream making more obvious that it's just the same group shitposters.
>>8129902if they really wanted to make the game then they would do it.why spend so long just for the effort to go to waste
>>8129874They were trying to make a profit? Well, that's clearly not kosher. How do you know?
>>8129895I think there might be a misunderstanding. Is he a themed prostitute or is he showing off his costume before inviting us to a costume party?
who is next to be drawn terribly?
>>8129912Pinkie goes where she's neededIf a mare complains "not tonight, I have a headache," she'll be thereIf a mare says "okay, but just the tip," she'll be thereAnd if a mare refuses to deepthroat a stallion during orgasm, you can sure as hell bet she'll be there
>>8129929>The past thread was pretty chillPedo argument was towards the end.
>>8129951gilda!..in a pretty hat
You think Celestia gives Mrs. Cake the same look she gives actual cake?
>>8129953But does she help gay and/or transpecies couples?
>>8129956Even that was chill besides the one guy being a shit about it
>>8129951FUCKING DRAWFAGS ALWAYS PUTTING DOWN THEIR OWN WORK, GOD
>>8129951Tex's Anon holding a pony.
>>8129976>>8129956I don't think anyone was taking it seirously.
>>8129956That shit always happens whenever someone mentions Kevinsano/MS.The /pol/ shit started in this thread
>>8129947You know exactly who he is.
>>8129856CC likes going to rock shows and clubs. She likes dancing and mosh-pits and loud music and violent video games.Flitter likes shopping, walks on the beach and going to movies and cooking, and singing even though she's not very good at it.I guess Flitter strikes me as the girlier one and CC's the tomboy.But of course, they both love spending time with Rumble.
>>8129995I think it's because it's one of them, probably kevin, defending himself
>>8130007Oh! In that case I'll go put on my fancy dress and we can get going.
>>8129964here you go>>8129979you thought i was joking?What next?
>>8129975>"Not tonight, honey-bear... I don't think we have anymore lube--">Pinkie Pie smashes down the door, triumphantly holding up a case of vaseline and assorted lubricants>"YOU DO NOW!"
>>8129995>That shit always happens whenever someone mentions Kevinsano/MS.Who's Kevinsano?
>>8129975Of course not. How in the world would she do that?
>play hide an seek with ponies>find all ponies>Except Rarity and Twilight>They just teleport to new hiding placesFUCKING UNICORNS
>>8130038Mrs. CakeDont be greedy with the chubby
>>8129935They're bronies. They're gonna try and make a buck off of it, because someone would be willing to buy it.
>>8130045The same way she helps everyone else. I'm sure she could whip something up to help out Stephen Magnet and Iron Will.
>>8130040le yoshiface "artist"
>>8130038t-thank you, Tan-sama
>>8130082Oh, Yoshi-dude. Yeah, I've seen those pics. All the ponies look like Yoshis.
>>8130050Should've set up some ground rules
>>8130129>The Unicorn menace>Following rules
>>8130082To be fair, he's gotten much better at that lately.
>>8130027TO THE BALL!
>>8130071It probably got the cease and desist because it was going to be showcased at Evo. It would have been great press for them, but I think they got cold feet about having their characters be represented by some amateurs. It's kind of a lose lose on the corporate end, because they could have veted the game, but that would have been a legal nightmareIt's weird to think it might have come down to Hasbro being uncertain of its content, and whether or not it would represent their brand appropriately, on account of that being easily solved by them looking at it, which they cant do
>>8130129>Alright assholes, no teleportation>that goes for you too, pinkie>Cloaking spells
>>8130039>she has an enema kit and various prophylactics and sex-aids in her Nookie Box>"NOW LUBE UP THAT WHISPERING EYE AND MAKE WITH THE BUTT-LOVIN'S!"
http://derpibooru.org/207237?scope=scpeb6e2a8cfc84c787bfebe8d7fc5aacbe6b9c52f11Why isn't there more like this?
>>8130139No, he didn't. He just joined MLPG for attention and you lick his anus now.
>>8130141Onwards to a night of jealous mares and surprised stallions!
>>8130162I meant the yoshi faces.
>>8130162But he didIt's factually wrong to say he didn'thttp://derpibooru.org/8059?scope=scpea73a6940ac398fd1cf1c6065eb3372db13bc44f6http://derpibooru.org/221296?scope=scpea73a6940ac398fd1cf1c6065eb3372db13bc44f6
>>8130129>New rules: No teleporting>Twilight uses her memory spells to erase yor memories of the rules>Twilight and Rarity teleport againFUCKING UNICORNS MAN
>>8130039>>8130080>>8130159Her archenemies are the Abstinence Aardvark and Married Missionary Mare
>>8130192You should've been strong enough to fight the spell, man
>>8130141what a delightfully gay horsei'm gonna draw his dingus
>>8130173A nice of excess and radiance await!
>>8130218Give him plump, juicy balls
>>8130014>CC pranks people on XBox Live or PSN by letting you use her headset while she plays.>"Hey, StormRunnerGirl - are you hot? You got a boyfriend?">You lower your voice as much as it can go.>"Fuck yeah, I'm hot! But I can't seem to keep a boyfriend...">"What the FUCK"
>>8130233don't i alwayssomeone pls give me a half-decent ref pic of him
>>8130231And a morning of strangers that don't remember how they woke up in the same room as us!
>Rewatching PPG>Episode where the professor makes his own suit to help the girls fight crime>Mojo Jojo beats the crap out of him, power suit is half destroyed>Professor gets up beats the crap out of MojoJojo >Suit is good as new during the fight>End of fight Suit is fucked up againI wonder years from now when I just happen to rewatch MLP will I get bothered by all the errors then?