Previous Thread>>7926692What kind of season do you want any of the future episodes to have and represent? What do you think is your favorite pony's favorite season of the year?
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
I claim this thread for the queen.
>>7930707Who cares.What's the point anymore.
I want a chick changeling girl friend. But not girlfriend
PAX EQUESTRIA !
>>7930759>>7930776Fuck off bugfagsThis thread is under the protection of the burning sun
It's always >rape season
>>7930793Man, what an ugly princess.
I want a simple SoL snow episode.
>>7930780>She has the armor on>He doesn't get armor>She is actually his superiorTrue or not, I would find that cute
>>7930780I'd read it.I'd also watch it.
>>7930793Celestia is being written out of season 4, in favor of Cadnece and Skyla.
>>7930825You can get the fuck out too
>>7930818Does he count?
>>7930780As opposed to a chick changeling boy friend?
>>7930844>>7930845Quick everyone quote these posts
>>7930841I want Brand X
>>7930707I want to see one of Pinkie's 'Spring Has Sprung' parties. I also want to see ponies at the beach, so Summer too.
>>7930793Stand down, sun loyalistThis thread is now claimed in the name of the Imperial Nigt
>>7930844Lyra, you seem different.
>>7930867A spear and magic helmet?
>>7930843my mary sue can beat up youre mary sue
>>7930867>He will never get a backstory and a nightguard qt
>>7930888Dammit! An entire invasion thwarted by a typo!
>>7930872>1544You're early, "Nigt" doesn't start until at least 1800
>>7930894What's a qt, anyway?
>>7930894I would do many things with a royal guard and a nightguard
>>7930907say the letters, anon
>>7930894>nightguard qtDisgusting moonlovers
>>7930907Say it out loud
>>7930843Your're waifu is slut.
Why does shining Armour suck so much?
>>7930880A SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
>>7930917You have a problem with that?
>>7930909>Raping a royal guard>He doesn't move or react at all, no matter how much he is stimulated
>>7930928>Mare in the moonBut that isn't there after season 1
>>7930935Slugbox or not, I like this picture
>>7930928Because men can't be trusted with power
>>7930928Because Shiny's dick is tiny.
>>7930935Just saying that there are better sluts out there.
Just a reminder that this website exists now.http://smarebooru.booru.org/
>>7930928I don't know. But after 1000 years of being locked away, you take what you can get.
>>7930909I really want GG to do more cute Dash.
>>7930962that's not even remotely close to how those letters are pronounced
>>7930963Man, this guy's stuff is awful. Has he improved at all?
>>7930928Because he's a guy, and people only watch MLP because they like to think all the ponies are lesbians.
>>7930963A Nukelavee is supposed to be skinless
>>7930962>TAW was right
>>7930939Like this? Are they qt too?
>>7930972Wow, it's nothing but screencaps.It's shit.
>>7930972I've been trying to tag stuff
>>7930974Oh king sombre, I remember when your shitty oc looks were the most of our worries.Good times.
Why is she so perfect?
>>7930979You have to make him actually like her first.
>>7931002He really was
>>7931005what were you expecting?It's just a replacement for the fetishgreentext dropbox
>>7931020so was hitler
>>7930973Spiders are cool.
>>7930930...spear and magic helmet?
>>7931002>TAW is dead
>>7931004I wonder if pegasi lay eggs.
>>7931037>so is tess
>>7931017Why is she so awesome?
Does anyone know a good website where I can print stickers and charms to sell at conventions?
>>7931045I wonder if Griffons lay egs
>>7931045Yes, just like all other equines.
>>7930940I'm pretty sure they can move if someone's raping themBut they choose not to, because apparently more women are willing to sleep with them this way than when asked if they want to have sex
>>7931005>reading iz hard u gais
>>7931020so was 0r0
>>7930973That little guy just wanted a piggyback ride. Why are spiders so cute?
>>7931032Where are the ponies spiders?
>>7931037>>7931048>tfw mlp uses human sacrifices to appease their pony gods
>>7931063No, it's not hard, it's just the worst medium out there.
>>7931067so was ross and sentenal
>>7931075>it will never be your turn for recyce
Why is it always a slutty mare, and never a cuddly mare?
in before those comic spiders>the comic made giant arachnids canon
>>7931069In the comic.
>>7931084what was ross ever right about?
>>7931086mega city one pls
>>7931063>posting pictures of text on an image hosting siteDo you not see how ass-backwards that is?
I just want to hug her
FREE APPLES!PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!
>>7931087A magic helmet?
>>7931093Because only sluts cuddle.
>>7930880>>7930930>>7931033>>7931087>spear and magic helmetOkay, what happened while I was gone?
>>7931093why would you want a cuddly mare when a cuddly stallion is superior in every way?
>>7931075Art requires sacrifice, Anon. Every artist has made the Faustian deal at one point or another.
Why is Fluttershy so fucking bestpony
>>7931105Would you help her tie a bow in her tail?It'd be quicker with your hands.
>>7930780How would a shapeshifter have a concept of gender anyway?
>>7931105So do I, anon. So do I.
I don't know why I got pissed off over Tex and his fucktarded opinions about firearms.I mean, hell, WolfNanaki posts here with a trip all the time, and everyone just fellates his furry-dickgirl-wolf-cock so I guess Tex fits right in here
>>7931102Hey, if you want to dig through the archive and put all those greentexts on a pastebin you're welcome to
>>7931108I want Ross to draw more ponies.
>>7931118Describe what's the mentioned trade about.
>>7931117But girls are softer...
>>7931124I'd tie as many bows as she wanted. 100 bows? No problem.
>>7931115Boku no Looney Tunes
>>7931134No one is going to fall for your bait in this thread either.
>>7931098that he was a good artist
>>7931134will you please take your shitposting to the dead horse
>>7931099Citizen Anonymous, you have been charged with unlicensed booping, which carries a charge of three years isocubes.How do you plead?
>>7931134Guns are cool. Fuck your own ass, faggot liberal
>>7931134It's okay. You just have to remember that tripfags are more important than us anons.
>>7931141I want neither.What does it mean.
>>7931134Why would anyone want do ban puns? They are so punny
>>7931093Because slutty mares keep themselves extra cuddly so more people will cuddle with themThat's why they're sluts. Sluts or cuddles.
>>7931105I want to do all manner of consensual things with her
>>7931096And Cave Bronies.
Jumping spiders are cuter than pone.This is a fact.
>>7931052Anyone?I found Printsess for charms, but I'm looking for anything, really.
>>7931134>fucktarded opinions about firearmsWhat, that he like them?
>>7931134you just want tex unarmed so you can murder himIm watching you anon the bounty on his head is mine
>>7931150I wish I could agree but I've been here long enough to know better
>>7931183>australian spiders give no fucks
>>7931173You better have a license for that pun
>>7931134Did someone say buns?
>spilled wine on my keyboard>first world problems
>>7931162>tfw liberal>tfw pro-gunWhat kind of guns would ponies use, seeing as they don't have fingers to operate human firearms with?
If guns get to be legal then weed is legal toodeal?
>>7931156Impersonating a pony10 years in the moon
>>7931096I've been wanting to read a snuff fic or greentext about how the pones slowly die from having their insides liquefied by the spider venom.
>>7931221A GOD, SHE'S POINTING THEM RIGHT AT US!GET DOWN!
>>7931221I got some!
>>7931156YEAH FUCK YOU I'M GUILTY JUDGEJUST YOU WAIT I'LL BE OUTTA THE CUBES AND BOOPING AGAIN BEFORE YOU GET TO THE DOOR
>>7931148This is the first time I've laughed at one of these variations.
>>7931156Woah woah woah, there's been a mistakeI've got my license right here, officerlet me get it for yo-BOOP
>>7931228Homemade shotguns you slap the end of the fire the round.
>>7931234but dad i'm only 6
>>7931219We have wolf spiders where I'm from.They move like jumping spiders but they're thirty times larger.
>>7931246What is it, Mew?
>>7931246Look at that proud mint
>>7931246Why not you draw more of her? I know you want too.
>>7931234Move to Washingtonweed is legalbut horsefucking isn't
>>7931221>>7931247I guess it's time to bring out the big buns.
>>7931189that there should be more of them, and they be made more easily available, so that people can be better prepared to deal with, uhh, other people with firearms.The old "if he had a gun this wouldn't have happened" retardation.
>>7931283And they carry their egg sacs on their back
>>7931156FUCK YOUR RULES JUDGE*BOOPOOPOPOOPOOPOOP
>>7931246DRAW LYRA BEING LYRA WHILE LYRAING
>>7931273>being this wrong
>>7931240YESMAGIC HELMETAND I WILL SHOW YOU A SAAAMPLLLE
>>7931228They wouldn't use guns.Especially not those ridiculous gun saddle things in Fallout Equestria.
>>7931295Hell yeah, I agree with all that.Tex has surpassed being my nigga now, he is now my giga nigga.
Lyra isnt that interesting.
>>7931247You gotta love blatently covered-up images
>>7931294Don't start what you can't finish, buddy
>>7931293>but horsefucking isn'tFucking dropped, worst state ever, -0/10
>>7931295It's a damn shame you don't have proof he said that.
>>7931294I don't know about that. This one has the right size.
>>7931343FUCK YOUYOU'RE NOT INTERESTING
>>7931105I want to cup my hand against her cheek while we kiss
>>7931305HOW DOES LYRA LYRA?
>ponies with visible belly buttons
>>7931342everyone should get guns for free and we should all just run around and shoot each other while call of duty music plays
>>7931368>Ponies with belly buttons at all
>>7931343>implying horse isn't interestingWhy are you even here?
>>7931295>Banning guns>Criminals follow rulesThats just like banning pony on 4chan that stopped it right
>>7931362So lewd, I bet you would even do it on a nice spring day in the park. Disgusting.
>>7931360Nuh uh! I have a canon name and actual characterization!
>>7931295Even if he said that, he's right.There should be more penalties for not having a gun than for having one.
>>7931368>implying you wouldn't want to fill their belly buttons up with hot cum
>>7931342>tfw Tex has always been your giga niggaYou are, by extension, my nigga
>>7931345>hoity toityis dedsapphire shoressteven magnetetc
>>7931285Mint you say...
>>7931375an armed society is a polite society
>>7931346Please partner, you don't know what you're dealing with.
>>7931389Is she best horse, now?
>>7931387Yes, banning it solved everything completely.
>>7931387We should ban murder and aggravated assault, that will stop people from misusing guns>>7931389Will you draw more Lyra? Please?
>>7931368Belly buttons are cute
>>7931389>Not a gif
>>7931441i drew something last night
>>7931447>wanting your ponies too look like they have the body of a naked little girl
Would anyone like to know how I feel about Rainbow Dash?
>>7931441I love that picture.Her front legs bug me though, they look like arms.
>>7931441We should ban air since criminals use air in killing
>>7931438I just realized this was about Ghostbusters
>you will never perform a quirkafleeg
>>7931423They reappear in season 2.>>7931437She always was best background pony. Cute voice, cute color scheme, and cute hair.
>>7931494You don't have a tripcode, so no.
>>7931494Wait, wait, don't tell me.She's a cunt.
>>7931490Now do something nonsexual.Nonsexually cute.
>>7931346>>7931435Why don't we compromise
>>7931530hes dead! She killed him!
>>7931493They don't all look like that
>>7931528>>7931516I think she's good
>>7931494sure, but it won't change her status as the cutest pony
>>7931530>shipping fluttermac when cherrimac is canon
>>7931556Why the long face, Dash?
>>7931490How does pony ride human?What if she get pee pee inside of her vagina?
>>7931549Ponies can't die.Except for Derpy, anyway.
>>7931537What, you don't remember her voice?What's wrong with you.
>>7931490you en eff
>>7931537>confirmed for not watching/skipping episodes
But Lyra is a boring pony.
>>7931552They all do.
>>7931507Well it's only a few years old.
>>7931490>drunk ponies wanting to fuckyes pls
>>7931606Reverse psychology won't work with me
>>7931490This is just like last year!I loving it.
>>7931606I agree. And by proxy, this thread is too.
>>7931606but that's wrong
>>7931601>>7931530>>7931586>posting a ded ship
>>7931537http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cRUVXVyfQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ggsS379loThese, by good anon.
>>7931659>people posting itApparently it isn't dead.
>>7931659I'd rather post canon ships.
>>7931490I would cuddle that little horse with my penis
>tfw no glorious pinkie pies singing in perfect harmony
>>7931483>the forbidden placeGet out.
>>7931656>>7931633>implying you can prove me wrong
>>7931680in b4 "it's not shipping if it's canon"
>>7931689Whats a super bowl?
>>7931131the same way tumblr does
>>7931686>Twidash>good choicepls BDN
>>7931716It's like a regular owl, only superbly so
>>7931680Those two are just good friends, you can't prove anything.
>>7931712Cadance has a fat butt
>>7931659I don't think you get how shipping works
>>79317175 star post
>>7931735Super.....bowlI get it now!
>>7931680>you will never impregnate twimom
Pinkiedash is canon.This is canon.
does anyone have the cap of all the bg ponies freaking out but lyra looks utterly calm?
>people keep drawing Babs skinnyShe's chubby; get over it
>>7931680I like canon ships too
>>7931764A one-sided crush does not make a ship canon, Anon.
>>7931769No one ever draws big mac chubbycept magnetodang what a good picture though
>>7931766But SA likes her butt
>>7931781I like Twilight's mother's design more than twilight's
>>7931783Ships are only canon if asses are touched
>>7931712I wonder if she was attracted to Shining Armor in the first place because she felt like a dirty whore for sleeping with one of the lesser races
>>7931766We never said that was a bad thing.
>>7931769sorry I don't share your fat fetish
>>7931781Trick of the camera. He was just leaning in slightly.
>>7931792Fuck this ship is so cute.After getting home from work, they spend the whole night in the same room together and never say a word, and they're perfectly happy with that arrangement.
IT'S OVER. 4CHAN IS FINISHED.
>>7931808G1 brony pls
>>7931769Maybe that's why she got bullied bad enough to have to change schools.
>>7931659Let me ask you something.Would Dash canonically getting with a stallion in the show stop people from shipping her with the rest of the main 6?
>>7931839goodi need to leave and i can't do it on my own
>>7931839I seriously don't know what I'd do without 4chan.I'd probably dedicate all of my time to becoming something meaningful.
>>7931838Its like these people purposely forget nostrils. What the fuck?
>>7931839Is thatan ID?Where is that?
>>7931873That critique is really on the nose.
>>7931717Changelings have to use special words like hir and ze to describe themselves?Or zemselves.
anyone down for storytime?I've got Punisher MAX
>>7931839this site ending would be good for everyone hereit would force us to actually try to make the world a better place instead of just shitposting on some imageboard
>>7931881it's what he's replying to
>>7931853She did, and it didnt
>>7931839>not capping the original postOkay, this may work...>>>/q/404505
>>7931839 oh shit, where will I go?
>>7931907but then I'd just shitpost in real lifelike mumbling 'nice shoes' to someone on the bus or something
>>7931842Well, her flank is big enough to show off how blank it is
>>7931881It's a ID that changes from thread to thread, I think it's only used on /b/ and /q/
>>7931802>>7931817It's a pretty nice butt
>>7931839>tfw you kinda summoned moot into that thread
>>7931907I hardly ever shitpost, thanks.unless you consider jamming my fetishes into things shitposting. Then I do it about 30% of the time.
>>7931907You say that like we wouldn't just find some other place to congregate online.
If 4chan dies, where I will I draw?
>>7931952>Anon will never jam his fetishes into your thinkbox
>>7931949What are you doing in here?
>>7931949who are you?
>>7931964DA and tumblr.Fuck, imagine the state of their servers...
If 4chan dies, the internet would fucking sink.
>>7931964the drawfriend on eqd
>>7931964we have a sub
>>7931989People will burn.
>>7931936Oh i know how ID's work, I just didn't know if they existed/were new/only existed on certain boardswe should get them
if you took away 4chan, I would write on my heart. If you take away my ink, I'd write on the wind.
>>7931994Oh shit, Larson is visiting us?
>>7932009...It wouldn't be an ideal way to work, I guess
>>7932028fuck off with your brony bullshit
>>7932028I like the show. Its cute
>>7930707the pic says it all for me
I don't see how that post indicates that 4chan's dying?
>>7931978>>7931994>>7932011Ok, I'm out, but please enjoy some of the best ass
>>7932028Bronies finally made a show?Link?
I bet this pony smells like a pony.
How about next time we dont make a new thread until the comic comes out on Wednesday?
You are all here for the fandom.
>>7932028FUCKING PANDERINGWHO DOES IT WORK
>>7932042Obviously you aren't reading between the lines enough.
>>7932060>we dont make a new threadhow do
>>7932057You mean, like shit?
What are you listening to, MLPG?
>>7932063>You are all the fandom.ftfy
>>7932057So like straw and sweat?
>>7932057I bet this pony smells like sweat and copper
>>7932048you may be a piss bronybut you have nice taste in ass
WHAT THE FUCK FAUST STOP SPAMMING MY TWITTER
most canon ship
>>7932086I refuse to be considered part of the fandom
>>7931958Agreed. There must always be a 4chan
>>7932063I came to terms with this forever ago, pal
>>7932080I bet Tex smells like a human.
>>7932096>not posting it
>>7932099Who's the one on the left?
>>7932095>bronyNoI'm out now, enjoy this extra ass
>>7932122It kinda looks like she's lying in a pool of blood.
>>7932094Does she even have a bath in her nest or does she just use the lake for a dip in the water?
>>7932133a canon character with a canon namehttp://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//My+Little+Pony+Derpy+Small+ID+Case-662828.jsp
>>7932099why does stallion blush alone in the air?
>>7932151What's wrong with calling her Tavi?
>>7932042doomsaying is a popular sport here
>>7932175>female>engineerha, good joke.
>>7932156I like to think she's got a nice cave in a snowy mountain somewhere.Like, it's completely furnished though and super warm. And that she has access to a natural hot spring.But I don't think she likes to bathe often.
>>7932073not make onewe always have the sub if you must talk about pony during the week
>>7932099Do you even?Though highstrung Mayor Mare's assistant Time Turner and Derpy is cute. But fuck any of that DW shit
>>7932175For a moment there I thought it was in the Dead Space engineer suit.Thank God.
As a writer, I make my own rules up, okay? If I wanna start a sentence with a full-stop I will. If I want to highlight social prejudice, I will, but I’ll do it my way. And sometimes you actually have to be a bigot, in order to bring down bigger bigots.
>>7932179It's fucking stupid
>>7932094>she flaps her wings around you>a cool breeze swirls her scent about, billowing on all sides of you like a cloud
>>7932211I like to think she went back to her home and is a pretty princess there and dreads Dash ever finding out.
>>7932122oh fuck there's shit all over the fucking place! You better grab a fucking mop an-STOP MAKING A MESS ON MY FUCKING CARPET
>>7932150princess celestia is a pretty horse
>>7932213>do i evenwhat? it is canon, the hearts and hooves episodei hate the DW thing too, it's a silly name
>>7932224I take it you don't have a nickname?
>>7932279IT'S COO GUY
as long as moot institutes sitewide IDs like he said he would a few days ago I couldn't care less about anything else
>>7932286>the hearts and hooves episodeI know right? Twidash is canon too xd
>>7932219She has doomed us all.
>>7932158>merchandise is canon
>>7932289That has nothing to do with Tavi being stupid as shitany pony nickname is stupid as shit
>>7932289>tfw you've earned a kick-ass superhero nickname
>>7932099I thought Derpy only preyed on vulnerable, heartbroken men down at the bar
>>7932259My style is an eclectic mix. Some of it comes from 20s golf. Some of it comes from Al Capone. Some of it comes from the future. And some of it comes from fiefal landlords
>>7932307>tfw it really is one anon shitposting, calling artists shit, and posting sa.jpg
>>7932308FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>7932308Are you a mare?
>>7932213The DW fanon stuff is the worst.That said, all fanon is pretty bad.
>>7932289Having or not having one takes nothing away from the shittitude of Tavi.
>>7932346What if I am?
>>7932307Is he really? got a cap of that post?
>>7932345meant to post this
>>7932289My nickname in school was Spitfire
>>7932350Wait, what's wrong with the Dynasty Warriors fanon?
>>7932369Because you were so useless?
>>7932356then you should probably go back to Equestriaand pls take me with you
>>7932369Spitfire is supposed to refer to a brazen and rebellious womanI hope you're a femanon
>>7932309but it is
>>7932369Thats stupid. I bet you arent even a pretty girl with pretty eyes.
>>7932326that would be true if she was in the battered mess of a show.
>>7932389But I'm already here in Equestria, silly. How would I take you back?
>>7932362He doesn't have a cap because that's not something moot ever said
>>7932308YOU SIR ARE A beautiful person
>>7932401>A wonderbolt!>Oh wait, it's just Celestia.
Nina's eyes popped out of what was left of her back. Why oh why had she opened that tomb? The sand turned red. This was because she was bleeding on it. Blood - ruby-red blood, her blood. Blood… and piss and shit. This was the worst day of her life.
>>7932362no I don't but it was on /pol/, I think in that sticky about flagsit was posted here so I'm sure someone has it
>>7932401pfft and so is scootabuse
>>7932410I'm hearing an upbeat chiptune.
>>7932410Back to hell with you, Pinkling
>>7932434Is he okay?
>>7932424>dash is accepted into wonderbolts>she is never going to be seen in the wonderbolt uniformgotta love dat S3 continuity
>>7932434DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RATATA
>>7932427He was talking only about /pol/ you shitmongler, moot never liked IDs.
>>7932451Yeah he just loads the last autosave
>>7932452I will fucking punch you
>>7932380>>7932392>>7932405Joke's on you I'm a pony
>>7932308Why would you love delusional hypocrites?
>>7932452>dash is accepted into wonderboltsshe wans't
>>7932452>accepted into wonderboltsBut that hasn't happened
>>7932405Too bad she turned out to be a horrible person.
>>7932469Well your hair looks terrible
>>7932434>screenshots of the demo>there is a gas oven in a home on a distant planet>mfw
>>7932467>>7932476>>7932477so easily tricked
>>7932484That's usually the case with pretty women.Oh well.
>>7932491When she stripped Lightning Dust of her dreams
>>7932460nuh-uh he was talking about it on /q/ too, see
I'm so, so jealous of all these guys going to Unicon
>>7932434I've never played those games but I really want to know why he did that now...
>>7932509Dust wasn't kicked out of the wonderbolts training camp though
>>7932509Are you kidding me?
>>7932516He went insane
>>7932515when is it again?
>>7932516he realized he's waifu isn't real
>>7932515is that a furry con?
>>7932512I think you might have some brain damage, it's okay anon, I'm here to help you.
>>7932516an evil headfucker thing got too close to him and broke his mind forcing him to do it to himself
>>7932508>using a urinalAnon, please. There's just no excuse for this.
>>7932515But we have to stop Unicron, he'll destroy the planet!
>>7932491>>7932500>doesn't watch the show
>>7932591yesthat's a good look, pinkie
>>7932591WOBBLY PONE LEGS
>>7932591pinkie i am not scrubbing the stains out of your panties again this week
>>7932591Put some cloths on, you skank.
>>7932555stop shitposting at me you hateanonI'm calling moot personally right now and he'll permaban you on the spot, then I'll trace your IP and get my friends on /b/ to pay you a visit
>>7932569because she joined the wonderboltsI mean how terrible can you be
>>7932620sentenal pls i'm sorry
>>7932580That would have worked better if her new form was ostensibly sexy.Narrow waist, broad hips, overflowing cleavage, maybe a slight tan...
>>7932580YOU CANNOT STOP ME
>>79326122/10headcanon refusedcalled your mom and the police
>>7932633Don't call my husbando a horrible person
>>7932639it's too late you shouldn't have insulted my waifunow you'll pay
>>7932640Nigga, I only need the skirt to fap to it.
>>7932633They are so cute together. I bet when no one is looking, they scrunch noses together
>get directions to wrong pony shaman>fucking delivery servicehttp://youtu.be/1EnddhETKc4?t=15m45s
>tfw no shout
>>7932580This is the weirdest set-up and dialog for an image.
>>7932612>eeeeeeeknobody does thatever
>>7932664Because she's too busy signing autographs and being negligent.
>>7932681why did you put such an adorable image in my head anonI cannot get it out
>>7932691This really isn't funny. To be frank, most of his stuff isn't.
>>7932686>KILL EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
>>7932726to each his own
>>7932724I'm extremely excited
>>7932724hoo boy you're going to be disappointed
>>7932691>Twilight bein mad and calling Panka a bitchThat actually makes me feel bad.
>>7932726Shout was at his best when he wasn't trying to be funny
>>7932195do you even torchlight 2
>>7932753do you know how it ends, future anon?
>>7932724Why would she rule all over Equestria in the finale? Cadance spent decades before she even got her own demesne.
>>7932724I cannot wait to see Twilight jabbed by pony painsticks as she undergoes her rite of ascension
>>7932787Why would anyone torchlight 2? Path of exile is out.
>>7932781look all i am saying is that i have done it for like three weeks in a rowit is your turn to do the laundry
>>7932724I'm not and it makes me depressed that some people are.
>>7932724I really don't care anymore.
>>7932816>this faglord again
>>7932816 mah niggabeen playing in closed beta since fall
>>7932816>have to turn off sound just to play PoEFeels bad man, but at the same time the game has shit sound anyway.and animationand reason for HCI better stop or ill make myself not like the game.
>>7932838It's like a fucking deja vu. I swear this exact same conversation started yesterday at about this time.
>>7932823>Pinkie finally caves and does the laundry>everything comes out of the wash completely Pink>she didn't even put any of her stuff in there...
>>7932764pinkie pie is a worthless ponyshe is an annoying cunt in S3i guess that is what we look forward to in S4. butchering of characterization to an unimaginable degree. i bet rainbow dash will wear dresses and hang out with rarity and all 6 will get a boyfriend
>>7932838He is right though.
>>7932806Do you think Cadence ever casts a huge spell over her city, turning all of it's subjects into sex crazed beasts consumed in a mindless orgy for a day?
>>7932841Fuck this world.
>>7932869>i bet rainbow dash will wear dresses and hang out with rarityShould I feel bad that I want to see this? Only for an episode though.
>>7932869When did you exactly stopped liking the show?
>>7932869its no so much that Panka is annoying, its just Twilight being calling someone a bitch just feels wrong.AUTISM
>>7932880>for a day>not foreverGotta keep that crystal empire fueled with positive energy
>>7932865>sigh and shrug it off>walk around in public with your Pink clothes
>>7932865>implying she didn't pour pink dye in on purposeYou hateful bitch
>>7932869I can see season 4 starting off with a new cast, since it would sell more toys and unburden the writers of the old characters.I mean, it's worked for Homestuck 3 or 4 times now.
>>7932909A few scant refugees would escape, and then all of Equestria would learn of her depraved tyranny
>>7932841>then, S4 is cancelled>infinite speculations
>>7932903Oh, I don't know, I think she'd do it to certain people.YOU'RE EVIL! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL! AN EVIL BITCH!
>>7932943>S4 is the last season>the comics are then free to be creativeall of my yes
>>7932880>Cadence becomes princess of the crystal empire>Turns out she finds the Crystal ponies themselves boring and rather annoying compared to normal ponies>She spends her days finding subtle ways to fuck with her subjects
>>7932963>the comics don't end either
>>7932963>they end up being as Hasbro as a season finale>forever
>>7932943>S4 cancelled>Hasbro dies>/mlp/ becomes conspiracy capital of the internets
lyra is a very seductive pony
>>7933013I would a Bootytunes
>>7932963EhI'll always like the show way more than the comics, I've always just preferred that format. So I wouldn't really want to see the show end early even if it meant the comics were free to be more creative.Speaking of which, how long do you think this show will actually last for? My guess is 6 seasons with a movie or 2.
>>7933013Get off my bed and out of my room
>>7933013Take that back or get the fuck out.
>>7933013I don't have a double window though.
>>7933013that's not nonsexualyou betrayed me
>>7932560I bet Galactus could beat him up.
>>7933043It's a magic window. it's new
>>7933013why is ther a horse on my bed?
>>7932940>In other news, tourism to the Crystal Kingdom rises by 600%.
>>7933013I wonder what it would be like to court a minty pony.
>>7933013Very. I would cuddle with her if I could.
>>7933013could you do something with this pony?
>>7933067Man, you just gotta be the crude one, don't you?
>>7933026I'm not sure it can maintain itself for that long. One more season perhaps, then everyone involved just gives up.It's already losing a lot of momentum now. We're about to have a second season finale defined not by the awesome stuff that could happen, but Habro-mandated toy sales. Season 3 has been kinda bookmarked at both ends by that, so it doesn't look good.
>>7933078I could shave her
>>7933058Because she's tired of playing coy
>>7933026i wouldn't want the show to continue that long. they have already been getting sloppy and with more and more "requests" from hasbro the writers and animators are just going to stop giving a shit most of them have.by 6th season it's just going to have the main 6 giggling like retards talking about accessories and whatever else hasbro wants to sell.
>>7933092what should I do?
>>7932969>Cadence casts a spell on a stallion and a filly passing each other on the street>they immediately start uncontrollably making out>Cadence sends her guards and the stallion is arrested for pedophilia and assaulting a minor
http://smarebooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=111>wrapped around your length like that they feel like two heavenly bags of sandGod damn it...
>>7933106just play alongif you call her bluff she'll freak out and realize how silly she's being
>>7933047you could cuddle nonsexually>>7933078no
Heed your Queen! Hug me! You cannot resist!
>>7933094>>7933084I guess I might be overly optimistic but I think there's still plenty of unexplored episode ideas out there to keep the show going, even with Hasbro shoehorning their merch into episodes.The writing isn't ever what really won me over anyways, aside from the lack of sappiness that I expected in it. I don't think 6 seasons is too ambitious.
>>7933145I never did draw Chrysalis, come to think of it.
>>7933094If this show goes to a 6th season than I doubt toys would be that major of a focus.At that point they'd be trying to monetise the brony market. There'd be no reason to keep a toy ad going that long.
>>7933145>UNOPT_safeThat doesnt look safe at all! She could do anything to me
>>7933145B-but I'm filthy and unworthy!
>>7933128I don't know how to play alongdo I pick up the pants or something?
>>7933128I dunno, she seems pretty determined...
So it looks like all the the Halos are coming to the PC. How good are they? I only played the first one
>>7933165Well, why not start now?
>>7933190They're super fun, just don't let the fanbase ruin it for you.Hyuk hyuk
>>7932936Plus, it'd get rid of that whole uncomfortable Elements of Harmony thing, so they don't need to fit certain ponies into certain storylines. It's not like they're consistent with the characters anyway; look at how Pinkie's becoming, well, dumb as a sack of hammers.>>7933094>animators are just going to stop giving a shitWhy? They've got OCs, y'know.
>>7933165DO IT pretty please
>>7933190They're fun, but even more if you have someone to play with.>Warthog adventures
>>7933190Wait, Halo 3 and 4 coming out for the PC?>>7933178I could still cuddle her. If she really want to go that far, well, that is what my fingers are for.
>>7933145Would you hypnotize a pone to act silly?
>>7933190My friends back in highschool loved the first Halo but I couldn't get into it... it was just generic shootan.
>>7933168i would wonder if it would be too late.by that time i am sure half the staff would of been fired/quit and sheeple would come in to replace them.they would have no talent at that point to try and fix the shambles.
>>7933190I played the first one, didn't seem particularly special. Although I did come to understand what people were talking about with the copy+pasted environments.Didn't play Halo 2 though, because everyone said it ended on a cliffhanger, so I thought I'd wait until Halo 3 came to PC.It never did, so I lost interest.
>>7933169It's positively safe for her; you won't have the willpower to fight back
>>7933231Nope, the trilogy is. Some ruskies datamined the new test apps and found pages for all of them.
wwould you a ponywwhichwwhy
>>7933151if people who mindless like something keep on doing so without pointing out the flaws you are wishing it to disintegrate and die.just like the people who love the sonic shit.
>>7933245yeah but how hard is it to write an episode about cute ponies doing cute things?throw in some bits of continuity and some background ponies being silly and you got yourself an episode
>>7933249>Didn't play Halo 2 though, because everyone said it ended on a cliffhangerI would argue its one of the worse. Too much inconsistancy when you are switch between Chief and the Arbiter half the time and the weapon does doesn't feel right. And the ending suck and outrightly say there is a Halo 3.
>>7933231all the halos (except reach and odst) have game hubs and steam app names. Here's some proof:http://cdr.xpaw.ru/app/216800/http://steamcommunity.com/app/216800/#scrollTop=0
>>7933257Go to bed Eridan
>>7933263I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. I think it would be hard for them to turn it to complete shit.
>>7933265see that's the problem. it's missing world building to help make it greater. building the world around the ponies is probably the most important thing i miss.the comics have been doing it right and i think they are going to do very well.
>Princess coronation>Everything is going as expected>Twilight undergoing the transformation>Suddenly>Cuts to inside of a dark cave, something bursting out of the hardened floor >It looks like some sort of malformed statue, with three heads>it uses magic, and we see it observing the cornonation>Watches Twlights level up>It flips shit, and begins speaking, it's three heads evidently talking to each other>It places a hand on the floor it rose from>The earth tremors>Discord senses it, tries to tell everyone something's off, no one listens>Coronation is pretty much finished, Ali twilight is here to stay>Episode goes on>At the end, someone comments on how nothing went wrong today, Twilight still worried about her responsibilities as a princess>EXPLOSIONS JESUS CHRIST>IT'S RAINING DIRT AND EARTH THE GODDANMED MOUNTAIN TOP JUST EXPLODED>Mane 6 help, get things under control>Discord flipping shit, screaming that they need to leave>Everything seems to be okay, the moment has passed>IT BURSTS OUT OF THE GODDANMED MOUNTAIN IN A SPLIT SECOND, in one whole form, mouth outstretched, ready to engulf the entire castle, screaming as that one motherfucking instrument rising music that plays always in horror films plays>Credits>Gak commercial right after>/mlp/ devolves into the greatest 9 month shitstorm of all time
>>7933235It's more likely that a pone would hypnotize you to act sillyAnd implant a few other things in your subconscious for her own benefit...
>>7933151What made it good initially was that they tried to make a good cartoon regardless of its audience.But now they have much more demanding adult viewers, who think the show is for them. The whole thing about trying to make a show parents can watch with their children has gone out the window.
>>7933257This one. Because bling.
>>7933277>outrightly said there is a Halo 3Wasn't Halo planned as a trilogy from the start?
>>7933145it always comes down to using that dumb hypnosiswouldn't it be more fun to bend someone to your will without it? let them fall of their own accord.
>>7933320Right, because they've...?
>>7933313Unfortunately I think that world building has been relegated to whatever toyline Hasbro has in mind at this point.But I never really cared much for that anyways, even if it was kinda cool
>>7933324At that time, its more the ending just forcing marketing into the story. Its a kick in the ball when you kind of expect Halo 2 to have a decent story like Halo 1.
>>7933324Yupand the reclaimer series is planned to be 3 as well.
>>7933314I would only accept this if the smooze song played during the credits like how they played Yankee Doodle during the credit roll of A Friend Indeed
>>7933324Everything is a trilogy now, if the first game does well enough.It's then inevitably followed by a filler second part, which prepares the story for the 'epic' conclusion in the third.
>>7933343It's much quicker to use hypnosisAnd entertaining to leave them with enough awareness to try and resist, but ultimately be unable to
guys this place called the F+ is doing a podcast on the mlp phenomenon and they want to interview me as an 'artist'what do i
>>7933319Nah, I'd like pone to call me master, not the other way around.
>>7933353shame. they could make more if they just let the creativity flow and make toys out of whatever.oh well if one has a gun in their pocket with the saftey off you only have yourself to blame when you end up having a hole in your foot.
>>7933263I have very low standards in most things myself, however I recognize flaws and wouldnt mind them being improved. Is that a weird thing? It feels weird.Its like I can enjoy a LOT of things but theres always the feeling of "it would be better if..."
>>7933320I don't think it has, really. I don't think the writers mind the fandom when they are writing episodes as much as people think they do.At least I hope so.
>>7933398Just do it
>>7933398do you want to be interviewed
>>7933398Accept, and spend the whole time making fart noises.
>>7933398Do it. Say how much you love drawing horse cocks.
>>7933391Don't forget, the third game is an excellent time to get in on the series.
>>7933398better mention us, you shitlord
>>7933398If you want to do it, do it. If not, no one is forcing you to do it.If you are doing it, you link us to the podcast.
>>7933398I wouldn't do it.
>>7933398Are they just doing it because they want to laugh at bronies though? Because if so, it doesn't really matter what you say to them.
>you will never play Halo with Dooks, Cosmo, and LK
>>7933378Oh don't worry, you'll get that in S4 Episode 1>They sing a kickass jazzy Nothing can stop the smooze with a black dude who got smoozed doing vocals>All that despair as Alicorn Twilight faisl to stop it, >All that Alicorn questioning>All those failed attempts to cure the smoozed>All that destruction and tears
>>7933393it gets boring after the millionth timethere's different kinds of corruption. why not go for a little variety?
>>7933391>epic conclusion>mass effect 3
>>7933444>better mention us, you shitlordwhat, isn't that an awful ideaI'm justI don't want to look like an idiotAlso I hate my voice and they'll probably want to do a skype interview or w/emaybe I'll get that morph program that makes my voice sound like a leprechaun
>>7933437>Fluttershy looks directly at the camera and says "RENOUNCE YOUR GODS" in a deep male voice
>>7933468I'm sure they would let you join if you just asked.
>>7933398Do it manThink about the free advertisement you'd get
>>7933468But I just got done playing TF2 with Dooks.
>>7933398If you do decide to do it, make it out to be a purely sexual thing.Like, the only reason any one watches it is because they want to fuck horses.
>>7933367Applejack would probably make you more eager to get up early and help her workFluttershy would gradually make you lose your taste for meatRainbow Dash make it so a key phrase causes you to act like a monkey or somethingRarity leaves a key phrase in your mind as well to make you a bit more compliant whenever she asks you for help>"I'm going to be busy with these dresses all day, darling. Would you kindly go grocery shopping for me?"
>>7933483>maybe I'll get that morph program that makes my voice sound like a leprechaunYES
>>7933444Anon plspls gopls go away__pls
>>7933398Do it and troll the fuck out of them like when HDD impersonated Charles Manson
I'm suddenly tempted to just lie as much as possible and talk about how I have a twilight sparkle body pillow and how my name is legally changed to Fluttershy, and how bronies are a way of life now
>>7933437>ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH
>>7933483it's called morphvox and it would be hilarious if you set it up to sound like a girl
>>7933013Are you going to finish this one mew?
>>7933469>changleings show up>save the day because they are the degenerate, mutated remnants of the Flutterponies>redemption for everyone and everything>everyone has a giant tea party>HASBROOOOOOO
>>7933483>what, isn't that an awful ideano it isn't, shitlorddo it
the lack of ponies in cheerleader outfit is quite disturbing
>>7933480You mean the huge marketing event and all those 10/10 reviews from reputable gaming sites were a lie?Sounds a bit unlikely.
>>7933483>maybe I'll get that morph program that makes my voice sound like a leprechaunYou only do this IF you want to do the interview. Again, no one is forcing you to go to the interview. Its not like they are paying you or giving you free cookies.
>>7933398Why, you Get a sex change of course.You'd better not fuck up and spaghetti, or make us look bad, or draw a comic about it later with spaghetti.
>>7933535have some cmc in cheer skirts
>>7933502She could just say please...Applejack putting me to work would do me some good though. I think I like that one.
>>7933483GG, unlike a lot of artists you have never really left 4chan. You really should give us some kind of mention, but probably only if it's in context as to the origins of the fandom.If you get morphvox, you should make yourself sound like a big black man instead. The high-pitched shit and girly voice everyone expects.
>>7933479But slow, mental corruption is the best kind
>>7933526This would be the worst. We need some more bug pony in the show, she has the potential to be a great villain.
>>7933511Insist that it's a wildlife documentary about horses.
>>7933468We asked lots of times if anyone wanted to join, but never got responses.
>>7933536the only people who disliked ME3 were homophobes and misogynists who were too scared of having gay and strong women characters who fought against the established heteroarchy and patriarchy
>>7933483>"I draw ponies because it's cute and fun. I'm more of a /tg/ guy myself and dabble in everything, vulgar Animal Crossing comics, choose your own adventure-style roleplaying quests, etc. I stick to the My Little Pony General threads on 4chan because they're the least autistic and a fun bunch."It's not hard to not drop your spaghetti.
>>7933571>You really should give us some kind of mention, but probably only if it's in context as to the origins of the fandom.No
>>7933571>morphvoxMY NIGGAI GOT ALL DEM EXTENSIONSI CAN BE A LICH OR THE LITTLE GIRL
>>7933485>if you just askedy-yeah..
Hey weaverif you do it, communicate in horse noises and have a friend be your "translator" for the interview
>>7933468>you will never meet your artbando at a convention
>>7933502What about the CMC?
>>7933603oh my god there's a "furry" voice pack
>>7933621haha what the fuck
>>7933621Ask the interviewer if he finds horses attractive at least twice.
>>7933621BE THE CATGIRLYOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
>>7933589I only saw one homo in the game and he was alright, albeit a bit emotional.I kinda liked the game. Not as good as the first, but not as bad as /v/ conditioned me to believe.
>>7933257i wasn't really planning on itmaybe though. If i do it will be a really quick simple cell shade job tho
>>7933565Twilight would make you read more, but also make you browse the internet lessAnd of course, Rarity would get carried away and begin reprogramming you into "the perfect gentlemen"
>>7933589why were there so many complaints about the gay romance options then?
Why aren't you watching the game?
>>7933502>Twilight makes you more interested in reading or science>Pinkie has a phrase that makes you go to her room and pet her relentlessly while you call her a dirty whore. You forget everything that happened afterwards though
>>7933604There a thread in the sub where you can ask this:http://mlpg.co/v/res/14.html
>>7933659I don't even know who's playing.That is how little attention I pay to sports.
>>7933535pones wearing underpants is even more disturbing
>>7933591>Animal Crossing comicsPlayer 1 better show up for a few days when New Leaf comes out.
>>7933659im trying to get in a quick fap in before heading out to watch but i cant decide what to blow my load to.
>>7933659what kind of game?
>>7933577She's phenomenal in the comics. Sexy AND silly.
>>7933659I don't like handegg
>>7933659It's not even on yet
>>7933659>worst pony>worst taste in teams
>Meghan basically told us that S4 is going to be about Twilight being princessSounds like a spinoffAre you guys seriously going to keep watching S4 if that's the case?
>>7933686It doesn't stop it from being cute.
>>7933620They hypnotize you in an attempt to try and get their hypnotist cutie marks. Things would go wrong, and you'd end up running around town acting like a superhero or somethingAfter spending all day trying to cure you and hide what they did, Twilight would step in, break the spell, and lecture them on the dangers of messing with someone's mind so casually
>>7933621>Looking at the buy ones and not the torrent that has all of themIt's on Pirate bay BTW.
>>7933719maybe. I probably will finally stop watching every episode
>>7933681I wish I had a pony
>>7933686>pones wearing underpants is even more disturbingYou couldn't be more objectively wrong.
>>7933659>Watching the adbowl
>>7933656Because it was handled poorly. The heterosexual romances were done poorly too.>*Commander, I think such and such*>I agree with such and such. It'll definitely help with the mission>*OH MY GOD COMMANDER I WANT YOU PENIS MMHMHMMHM*
>>7933588I want to play with you but i haven't had the chance. Actually, i just learned yesterday that you play it. I'll try to catch you guys when i can
>>7933700>using ill-groomed as an insultOh Rarara how I love you.
>>7933711>Q: Turn on’s?>Touching my sides/hipunF
>>7933719as long as there are cute ponos
>>7933719It... might be good.Oh who am I kidding. I'm going back to whatever I did before ponies.
>>7933732pretty sure it's on /rs/>>>/rs/morphvox
>>7933614OH GOD YES!
>>7933614That would be brilliant.
>>7933663>Twilight makes you more interested in reading or science>slowly saps your interest to write or draw
>>7933688What if Player 1 moved to Ponyville?Who would be the Tom Nook character?
>>7933711>Anonymous asked: Get a sex change.You fucking moron, get the fuck out.
>>7933768>>>/rs/I always forget that board exists.still no 'cromartie' results tho
>>7933786Why are none of the mane6 artistsThis show is offensive and marginalizing to artists
>>7933729What if Scootaloo approaches you by herself afterwards and tells you she wants to feel what mind control is like for herself?
>>7933792Who's the jewiest pony?
>>7933760>dhui is a cuddleslutthis is my fetish
>>7933831>who is rarity
>>7933844This was some art hung at one of my local bars and made me think of her.
>>7933850>dhui means Fat in her languageEh...
>>7933835Then mindbreak her into being your ponimouto
>>7933700agreementQueen Chrysalis is amazing in the comic
>>7933777http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/29/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-exclusive-twilight-princess/>But don’t worry, Pony fans — though Twilight will undergo a physical transformation, her personality will remain the same. “What we didn’t want to do was change who she is as a character, because she’s certainly someone that everyone’s proud to know and love,” McCarthy says. “I don’t think becoming a princess really changes her; I think it’s going to introduce some new challenges for her.”>Those challenges will include living up to that lofty new title. In MLP‘s Equestria, “princess” is a designation that’s earned, not freely given — and though princesses have specific leadership roles in pony society, being one really means “being a good pony who shares the gifts that they have been given with others,” according to McCarthy. “We’re building a very unique mythology around being a princess,” she continues. “Every little girl wants to be a princess, and not everybody can get to be a princess — but you can live up to the ideals that should come along with being a princess.”
>>7933573what, you don't think it'd be slow mental corruption?watching your victim's willpower drain gradually over time? whispering words of temptation into his ear, planting that little seed of doubt inside him, and then watching it grow until he's given up and surrendered to you?that seems like a lot more fun than "look at the big glowy eyes and think happy thoughts"
Nice to see that moot knows what's up as far as ponies on 4chan are concerned.>>>/q/400834
>>7933870NO SHITWHY ELSE WOULD I POST THAT GIF?
>>7933835Pony hypnosis is probably more like magic than something psychologicalWithout being a Unicorn or having a magic object, you wouldn't be able to help her
>>7933883>Every little girl wants to be a princess
>>7933883>“princess” is a designation that’s earned, not freely given>Princess Skyla
>>7933875the comic is amazing.but it isn't hard to be amazing when the show is turning to shit.
>>7933903Don't you want to be a princess?
>>7933883>Every little girl wants to be a princessWell, it's nice to see they learnt the lessons from their own show about 'being comfortable with yourself and who you are'
>>7933926No, I just want a pretty dress.
>>7933899OKAY I'M SORRY
>>7933835I make her into a girly girl and see how she likes it for a few days.
>>7933883>Cuntdance deserves to be a princess more than the rest of the main 6Fuck this.
>>7933926No. I wanna be an evil queen.
>>7933883>Every little girl wants to be a princesAnd to think I used to think this show was better than that.
>>7933884But that's too dark
I'm already thinking up lines"There's this thing called 'praising the sun', that's where you lie on your back and urinate on yourself""But see 'plot' is really just a euphemism for a penis""I also go by the name Little Miss Jay but that's for my more serious works""The whole fandom pretty much revolves around rape, it's really funny"
>>7933948After a few days, she'd grow uncomfortable in her own skin and ask you to change her back
>>7933906We knew that sinc