Old Thread>>7922619Any background ponies you admire or like? Why do you like such pony and did she ever spoken?
Best backgrounder and FS is a tool
>anon thread dies just as things get awful
What the fuck happened?
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
Well I guess that is what we get for picking an anon thread over this one.
>>>7927063>Day thhhrp in Equestria. We join our Anon in a tender situation...>But I don't even like ponies!, Anon shrieked as he flew his hands up in the air to emphasize his point.>Fluttershy nuzzled Gilda's belly lovingly. At least we'll have a legacy, my love, she said lovingly.>Gilda belched, which gave Anon a gigantic erection. All the mares in town appreciated his big ol' gigantic human dong, especially Rarity the prettiest one.>Fucking Fluttershy
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>>7926692>>7927102Cam whore who popped up once and camwhored with a pinkie pie toy.Apart from that, we've pretty much had nothing but hotglue threads, and DD unboxing threads where the mass-ass faggots who bought them used them and posted picture,s thus devolving the threads into /hm/ and /soc/.>404Wat.
>thread deleted just as I refresh itThis is good shit.
>>7927121>duplicate file detected>FUCK>directs herewhew
>year 2013 of the lord christ and savior of glorious American freedom god bless america land of the free home of the brave support our troops>getting 404d
>>7927125>>7927128Anon deleted the thread, how hard is that to understand you have to ask every time a thread gets deleted?
Some anon was asking for this
>>7927121Did you remember the password?
>>7927157inb4 that mad as fuck anon
best background pony
>trusting anon threads
>>7927157Thank you based Tex
>>7927148>just typed out my really long post>about to hit submit when the button fades out and shows 404Back to oneliners I guess
>>7927155It's not always because the OP deletes the thread.
>>7927185>posting anything but one linersNobody wants to read your wall of text unless it's fapfiction.
I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPENI KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE TRIPFAG THREAD
Who is Pinkiechan?
>>7927180>trusting anon at all>not trusting our glorious tripfagsSieg Heil
>>7927207THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID>laughtrack
Вечная Память Товарищу Сталину - могильщику пархатых проклятых жидов-революционеров, заливших Россию русской кровью! Слава Верховному Главнокомандующему, победившему немецких захватчиков! Позор современным жидовским холуям-подголоскам сванидз, познеров и прочей нечисти!
>>7927195>anon deletes thread to take the marker
>>7926890>Klondork, draw them in a sitcom.I'd watch it
>>7927217>not having a script that plays laughtrack.wav when your username is detected
>>7927230OVER MY FUCKING DEAD BODY HE IS
>>7927211Don't blame me, I was the only one who posted here
>>7927232THAT'S OUR GARBLE
>>7927217>on a date with a girl>she responds to all of your questions with "implying">starts shouting greentext horsefucking stories in the middle of the restaurant
>>7927232OH GODWHAT IF DRAGON OF GRIFFON WORKED LIKE A YOSHI IN EGG LAYING
>>7927137>anon threadbut, it had the marker?
>>7927232Haha I love it, thanks Kay.
>>7927251Welcome to MLPG, newfriend
>>7927248Don't be silly
>>7927246"Turntable? More like burn table," as I pointed to the table we were sat at.
>>7927246That would be an interesting experience.
I am proposing a 50 character limit to all posts
>>7927285I am proposing that you shut the fuck up and stop infringing on my freedom
>>7927256http://www.myinstants.com/instant/laugh-track/Fuck the laugh trackseriously
>>7927275"Sorry I'm late, I had to take care of a few things." I placed the Bad Dragon merchandise into the vacant seat opposite, and steepled my fingers in the classic Dr Evil pose.Oh yes, I thought. She would be the one.
holy shit i love getting angry
>>7927246>she suddenly shouts FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME&hd=1What are you listening to MLPG?
>>7927157unf unf unf applehips unf unf
>>7927299angry can be so epic
this is a smart movie
>>7927307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_30D18RSq0Anarchy reigns soundtrack in general
>>7927307Why is Gordon Ramsay playing the trumpet?
>>7927319Get a sexchange
>>7927319>Not streaming itwhy gg
>>7927289I propose that we ban all automatic posts. We must protect the children.
>>7927307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6aOh2_Pxd4don't ask me why
>>7927330the only movie worth streamign is foodfight
>>7927149Remember when it used to get stolen and put into HSG?
Can't think of a snake pun Oh well
>>7927347shhh just do it
>>7927347GG pls draw Boxdog
>>7927270Look up spike!Look!
>>7927353Every fucking time.
>>7927353Remember when it got stolen and dropped in the Fluffy Pony threads?Remember when Deaf beefed it and marked a fetish discussion thread?
>>7927347I promised you remember?Every day.
>>7927366fuck u epic lel
>>7927357what is your obsession with this anon
>>7927355I don't even like Rainbow Cunt..but this..I like it.
>>7927370That's too /mlp/ish to be nostalgic.
>>7927370I spent an hour in that fetish discussion thread thinking it was MLPG. The only thing that seemed odd was how calm everyone was
>>7927355I would if her head wasnt so gigantic
>>7927382I think he's just obsessed by you.
pony's your loverpony's your friend
>>7927347Update Boxdog, you enormous faggot.
Here's something interesting.G1 Unicorn Teleportation was originally called "Winking"I wish I was Joking.
>>7927390I didn't like how it was just people actually discussion which fetishes they hadThere wasn't any sort of content or ponies at all
>>7927402Oh godImagine if we had youtube and google back thenLittle girls trying to find pictures or clips of ponies winking
>>7927319what movie is this?
>>7927402It's a pun of "Blinking", another commonly used term for magical teleportation.
>>7927402And Knowing is half the battle
>>7927414Yeah, that's always the worst. It's like, do something! You'd think they were only really interesting in talking about themselves.
>>7927384Snake pones are pretty neat
>>7927414>it has a picture of a pony, therefore is pony relatedThat's stupid, the fetishes discussion here is also stupid
>>7927395I would want her to be my friend and my lover.
What do you think your favorite ponies most embarrassing secret/activity is?
>>7927448Yeah, but good luck trying to get rid of all the permavirgins>b-but muh cuddles!
>>7927399Because I must witness an all day every day transition process until your evolution into butterfly trannydom is complete, and then I must requests you glitter you Bittter fritterbits so we may see it shine and blind us all for all timeGet a sex change Glitter glue
>>7927448at least our fetish discussion has ponies
>>7927480Fuck off, retard.
>>7927480It is filled out.
Hey guys! Where can I download the G1 serial in high quality?
>>7927480Not unless you ask nicely.
>>7927480NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
>>7927480I've never understood the whole waifu thing. Are people really that lonely?
>>7927468>RD stuffs her face full of food on friday nights only to vomit it all the next morning
>>7927490You first, idiot.
>>7927483I don't understand anything you're saying
>>7927501>high qualityNowhere, probablyenjoy your VHS quality
>>7927505every time - _every time_ - i hear this in Hans Moleman's voice
Oh what a surprise, another Celestia thread turns out to be a falsehood.
>>7927483You have exactly five posts to fuck off before you get reported everyday
>>7927554this is bait
>>7927548And I like you, too. Why are you crying?
>>7927555>YTMNDHOW IS THIS STILL ALIVE
>>7927555>ytmnd.comITT: posting circa 2004
>>7927516You don't have toI'm always here.
>>7927548Only hardcore, muh headcanon, bronies are mad about this shit. I maybe in the minority but I am looking forward to episode 13 and the movie in April. As long as Merriwether isn't writing it we should be fine
>>7927568thinking about princess
Why aren't you praising best princess?
>>7927586>movie in AprilHuh?
>>7927586>Only hardcore, muh headcanon, bronies are mad>As long as Merriwether isn't writing itoh, dear
>>7927555>ytmndHoly shit it's still alive...
>>7927573>yfw LueLinks and Somethingawful are still around
>>7927593I already did
>>7927603>yfw you're still around
>>7927447>Lamialestia will never wrap herself around you to keep her ectotherm body warm over night
>>7927593PRAISE THE SUN !!!
>>7927603Somethingawful might as well be called Tumblr these days.
Who has the applest hips?
>>7927541Then go and make one yourself.
>>7927626The guy who gets mad at applehips
>>7927518Hasbro didn't make a DVD edition of G1?
>>7927637Yes I am Clowndyke how can I help you anon
>>7927593>>7927609>>7927618Fuck off, retards.seriously, what's the deal with you and Dork Souls
who wants some snips and snails
>>7927593Hasbro princess is best princess
>>7927593All ehre auf Twilight.
>>7927667>Dork Souls/v/ creamed their collective jorts and now you're not allowed to dislike it, ever
>>7927668meeemoreso snails stankin' up the joint with her estrus problems
>>7927668i doi bet they would be the best at working the deskor maybe the cooksbut probably the desk
>>7927483>I must requests you glitter you Bittter fritterbits
>>7927676[comment admonishing you for starting this stupid bracket-text bullshit]
>>7927673Oh I was just looking for that picture!
>>7927676Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflamatory Response
>>7927688Actually most of /v/ hates it casual autist grimdark edgy artificial difficultyI'm playing it right now. Doing the DLC for the first time
>>7927668I doI doI want humanized femsnails
>>7927702WORK ON THE GODDAMN GAME
>>7927714>Forgot to take off my name for that stupid jokehow embarrassing
>>7927714I still don't get why people call it super hard. Like, did they only play Angry Birds before that?
>>7927735That wasn't even a joke
>>7927687>KP is a copycat nowAnother one bite the dust...
>>7927736>I still don't get why people call it super hard.it's based on rote memorization of enemies and their attacks
>>7927777[character from a violent movie pointing in a conspicuous manner]
>>7927736It's a fair bit more challenging than today's typical AAA cowadooty knockoff, but it's not the hardest game everIt just doesn't forgive carelessness, really.
Pony has been giving this some real thought, and has called you over to let you know that pony is finally ready.Pony looks you deep in the eyes, your face reflected in those vast pools.Pony slowly, definitely, asks if you would like to go with pony to visit zebra lands.
>>7927777Go back to the piss, shitlord.
>>7927694>>7927695>>7927715>>7927718>>7927725wow I was totally expecting you guys to say no and then I was going to post that edit where they're looking really sad but HEY okay I guess you guys really do want more of themworking class, estrus, humanizations, the requests are all over the placeI'll work you guys something up
>>7927785>Gak jokeIt could have been mildly entertaining..
>>7927798>today's typical AAA cowadooty knockoff>he doesn't like dark souls>he must only like stupid stuff for casual scum
>>7927668I want your mutilated genitalia on my wall
>>7927790>immediately calling him deadJust wait a few pictures till his new style on his old one mix up and form something else
>>7927423>"Mommy! Look at this pretty pony winking! Isn't she cute!">"Agnes! What did you say?! Come here this instant! Tell me again what you just said.">"I like when the cute ponies are winking! It's so fun. I want to be with all the pretty ponies, watching them wink all around me!">"Agnes! Oh my God, your grandmother was right - you ARE a horse lesbian aren't you! Damn it all. How have I failed you as a mother? Is it because your father was not around enough?">"Mommy? I just want to watch the cute pony girls winking towards me...">"That is it Agnes! Stop that talk at once! You are going to come with me and we will wash that disgusting mouth of yours with soap! After that we are sending you to a reform school for horse lesbians. Thankfully there just happens to be one of those in this town. Your grandmother always warned me you would end up there one day..."
>>7927822That wasn't even implied.
>>7927777You are extremely unlikeable.
>>7926717One of these days anon, one of these days
>>7927822That's not what I was trying to imply at all, but I guess it kind of does come off that way.
>>7927814Well, if you don't want to draw them as working class, you could always try upper class
>>7927822Where did he imply that?
> tfw No Applejack episodes in season 4.
>>7927795>ROOTBEER TAPPER PONYFIEDAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7927815Because MLPG doesn't have it's own set of jokes it likes to repeat no matter how deeply they've been run into the ground.
>>7927777>aiming for gets>pissfagwhy do we like croptool again?
>>7927850daisy is prettier than rose
>it is impossible to say you enjoyed a call of duty game, because that makes you a casual or an idiot whose opinions are to be mocked and vilified>you're probably a troll anyway, reported
>>7927822I grew up playing Terror from the Deep.
>>7927893Fuck off back to /v/
>>7927886Daisy is a nice ponybut thems still fightin words
>>7927859> tfw Luna and Trixie beats Applejack in most popular polls
>>7927886now you're just being silly
http://kevinsano.deviantart.com/art/Sweet-Apple-Cider-352231778Haha, this is neat.
>>7927884I don't think that's supposed to be croptool.
>>7927883>What is fuck your marker?
>you will never be an intergalactic space crusader
>>7927923Wow he finished it? Neat.
>>7927923>>7927795Well this is what I get for not reading the entire thread after enteringStill, game is great
>>7927814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA&hd=1Fluttershy is given court order to castrate DiscordDuring the process she pulls out an entire typdye line of Testes out of his sack, it just keeps fucking coming, goddamn, so much balls of different shapes and sizes"Come on, mister, cough em out,""B-b-b-ut-""Okay...."Discord then pulls out one last gigantic set of testees from his open ballsack, goddamn it's time lord science in his balls.Fluttershy has a hard time disposing of chaos spirit balls
>>7927899My friend, I know that pain.
>>7927850>>7927886>>7927907>>7927915>tfw nobody cares about lily
Whatever happen to that anthro Marker Pony an anon requested?
>>7927923UP HIGHDOWN LOWTOO FUCKING SLOWI still love, dooks
>>7927953The one you requested?
>>7927953It wasn't a request, it was a commissionI assume it isn't done yet
>>7927949Poor lily indeedshe is my second favorite
Today I write some UMLP script for eight hours. Let's see how far I get before I lose my shit.
>>7927953by that vioxxasdiuqweguif guy, right?
What were you autistically obsessed with before ponies?
>>7927987disgaeafalloutcode geassmetal gear
>>7927480I still don't get how people were able to guess it was me...
>>7927986yeahthe guy that does roswell tier anthro
>that guy writing an aie fic trying to describe taking twilight sparkle to his local library, but he's obviously never been inside an actual-factual library so is resorting to cartoon tropes>real libraries are lit by candles and have those 'ladder-wheel' things right guys?
Are any of you actually looking forward to next week's episode?
>>7927987>autistically obsessedThat one girl at our university. She turned out to be an insufferable cunt
>>7927949>>7927989I don't either.She had her spotlight in older generations.Just like her name, she has to wither and die.>>7928014>No Sonic sprite comics on smackjeeves
>>7927989You know I wonder why they never did shove Lily Blossom into the showthey stuck Blossomforth in
>>7928024I am!I can't wait for ponesports
>>7928025>she rejected me >wahh what a cunt
>>7927987>before poniesah, clever. i like your wording, anon
>>7928024I'm looking forward to all episodes.
>>7928034>No Sonic sprite comics on smackjeeveswhat
>>7928024Yes.I'm also looking forward to the finale.
>>7928042>she rejected me She actually didn't.
>>7927987Sanic and I still kinda am.
>>7927983I hope you can get these out in time for the SUPER hiatus that's coming up.
>>7928024I've already reached the point where it takes days or weeks for me to catch up on the episodes I've missed.The urgency just isn't there anymore. Especially as it's almost impossible to find a stream you can actually talk in.
>>7927987The Dragonball series.
>>7928078>talking in streams>not using MLPGAnon plspls
>>7928060>that feelThat fucking stream yesterday. Fuck you Sega
>>7928034>Smack jeevesOH GOD NOI NEED TO CHECK NOWOH GODI PUT IT IN MLPGTHERE ARE SMACK JEEVES RESULTS FOR PONIBRACE YOUR ANUSI
How many minutes per month do you spend doing pony related things?If the answer is greater than 10 you are autisticly obsessed
>>7928097Each episode of the show is 21 minutes anon
>>7928092Perhaps you weren't in the streams for the early days of season 1.
>>7928097The episodes themselves add up to 88 minutes, anon
>>7928097So it would take me 4 years to watch season 1
you can't take her anywhere
>>7927226Ты поехавший, Все, тебя ждет расстрел,
>>7928119WHYMLD SHITTY COMIC
>>7927987World of Warcraft.
>>7928119Oh fuckI'm getting massive InsSonicnia flashbacksMake it stop
>>7928123I stopped caring when some doucheface started reporting all of them and got Post Office of Ponyville killed
>>7928128I don't careI laughed
>>7928128But what if you could? Where would you take her then?
>>7928157I didn'tThen I saw your post and then looked back and laughed
CAN YOU BEAT MY SCORE MAHMULPAGA?
>>7928163To the donut hole shop, to gorge herself on donut holes, then get chubbyfat, and grow large voluptuous pony teats
>>7928170>MAHMULPAGAWHAT IS THE BASE DAMAGE OF MAHMULPA
>>7928071Plannin' on it.
>>7928128Guess she doesn't like sweets
It's been so long since I've even bothered checking the stream watcher.
>>7928207i don't knowwhati
>>7927987>tfw can't get autistically obsessed with anything anymore so i float around the internet doing nothing
>>7928233we moon over june now?
>>7927987Anything cute I could find.
>>7927978SHe's the pony that dopes up on too much anxiety medication, right?
CrystalEvo: I am going to see Warm BodiesCloudchaser: Yes Jesus. We use it more than your pone waifu.Darth Jesus: does sent still pay for it?GypsyMagic left chat.Cloudchaser: Of course he does.Cloudchaser: Are you doubting his autismals?Darth Jesus: does he still record everything that all of you do?Cloudchaser: Nah, that's PQ.Krapplejack: Tryhard tier: Soldier, Scout No skill tier: Demo, Pyro Shouldn't be in a competitive game tier: medic, engineer Sniper tier: Sniper Everyone else tier: Heavy, spyCloudchaser: Sent is too busy shitposting about himself in the thread and recording peopleCloudchaser: 's hate towards him.Darth Jesus: do you think he's recording this?Cloudchaser: Probably.CrystalEvo: YesMista Freelow left chat.
>>7928233I think whatever last shred of hope I had for MLP just died.
>>7928233We Sonic fandom now.
>>7928208nah she's just got something else on her mindso MLPG what's the more interesting interaction:Femsnails and Guysnips or just Femsnails and Femsnipsfrankly I think the former is more entertaining because of the possibilities
>>7928259If she doesn't she needs toShe is panickiest pony
>>7927987just vidya, honestly. I still can't find anything to obsess over after pony, nothing's caught my attention and ever since I started drawing, vidya just isn't as fun anymore
>>7928285We surpassed them and Pokemon a long time ago.
>>7928023doesn't Twilight's library have candles in it?
>>7928287Femsnails interacts with Guysnips.
>>7928287whicheversure the first one has more possible stuff in it but the later can have some cute stuff
http://steamcommunity.com/app/217670/and so yeah, halo, 1-3 on PC soon:http://steamcommunity.com/app/216760/http://steamcommunity.com/app/216780/http://steamcommunity.com/app/216800/
>>7928233Yep. That's it. The pinnacle of what-the-fuckery.We can go home know. We have dick horns.
>>7928233FAGGOTY ASS SHIPPINGhttp://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=129826HOLY FUCK A FALCONhttp://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=117428OH GOD MOST PROGRESSIVE COMIC EVERhttp://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=127268WE MOON OVER JUNE NOWhttp://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=122175IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT THAT AUTISTIC GINGER ANIMU FAN WHO RECOLORS SHIThttp://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=115458FUCK EVERYTHINGWHY DID I REMEMBER THIS SITE EXISTED?
>>7928143>exxaggerated sweat mark thingThis pisses me off the most
>>7928287I like Femsnails and Femsnips more, just because I don't see a lot of Femsnips stuff
>>7928287casting my vote for femsnails and guysnips
>>7928287DT and SS trying to decide who stinks worse between femsnails and snips
why are we getting spammed with steam links
>>7928287Femsnails guysnips.Has maximum awkward and cute potential.
>>7928128Why didn't you make this male bonbon offering snails bon bons? The joke writes itself
I'm sorry MLPG but I can't.See you in like 8 hours
>>7928267>sentenal pays them a server for a year to play hats>they still talk shit behind his backThis is kinda sad and dickish
>>7928371at least you tried
>>7928371IN 8 HOURS THESE PONIES WILL BE PURE ZURILIAM!
>>7928357le steam chat epik raid xDDDD
Because why not http://ponyshouldponypony.ytmnd.com/
>>7928363because donutholes are more directly relevant to MLPG
>>7928408That was unexpected.
>>7928434>>7928343>>7928233Go back to the steam chat you cunt
>>7928408I KNEW IT, I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO MAKE ONEI wanted to but I'm too lazy.
>>7928408This music... I'm always happy.
>>7928450what does that have to do with steam?
>>7928357hey i know that feel, let's all pretend to get super caremad for hours about literal childrens' webcomics instead
>>7928411pls draw Femsnails' sexual fantasies
>>7928411Why doesn't she just get a diary already?
>>7928408>rape isn't greentextyou're lucky I don't remember my ytmnd account, otherwise I'd log in to rate you with one star
>>7928467>someone is probably linking here saying the same thing
What is your favorite pony's favorite cereal?
>>7928493There are too many links. You shouldn't spam these.
>>7928509>PinkieSome really sugary shit
>>7928509fluttershy likes eating cap'n crunch and cutting the roof of her mouth with it, and then drinking oj so it burns a little.
>>7928485It took me a while to remember mine.
>>7928518Cocoa Puffs it is
>>7928468>pls draw Femsnails' sexual fantasiesi already do
>>7928509I liked trix when they were fruit shapedNow they're all just ballsI don't like them as much anymore
>>7928518Pinkie just dumps a container of sugar into a bowl and pours milk over it
>>7928509>ApplejackI want to say Frosted Flakes
>>7928535>Cocoa Puffs>not Lucky Charms with only the marshmallows
>>7928509Surprisingly, Applejack hates ApplejacksShe prefers unfrosted cornflakes
>>7928549Probably more like corn flakesAbout as bland as possible
>>7928535>Cocoa PuffsFuckI'm reminded of "Breakfast".
>>7928566>blandThen you want to go with cheerios. Actually, AJ would probably eat oatmeal.
>>7928509Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
>>7928589oatmeal with some apple slices
>>7928553Every spoonful, she sings that "hearts, stars, and horseshoes" song before taking a bite.She always makes sure she gets them all
>>7928509Apple Jack loves Count Chocula.Why? Because fuck you, Count Chocula is amazing.
gg draw femsnails nagabonus points for loooong body
Related: Twilight Sparkle is the smartest, most magical Unicorn in all of Equestria, but can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>7928574>"Dinner" will never be written
>>7928608No, Count Chocula goes to Twilight
>even writers know she's useless
>>7928608I never had it.
>>7928363wait bon bons are an actual thing?mind = blown
What if Femsnails is a herm with prehensile Vaginal lips like Sergals?
>>7928616Considering Cracked found his "Lunch" fic, i seriously doubt he will.
>>7928614IS IT THE SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DIMENSIONS OF EACH PIECE?
>>7928614>"They look like brown magical ley lines of energy."
>all those comics stopping at 3 pages
>>7928630Wow, Larson. Wow.
>>7928635your existence disgusts me
>>7928614Is it because they're imprinted with a cryptic, high-level puzzle?
>>7928509Fluttershy likes Honey Nut Cheerios.
>>7928509Twist loves some Reese
Is your waifu proud of you?
>>7928643Don't be silly, anon. Sergals don't have prehensile vaginal lips. They have prehensile clitoral hoods.
>>7928630I'm fucking dead...
>>7928630WHERE DO THE WINGS COME FROM
>>7928630I don't get it. Can someone fill me on why this is so terrible to day?
>>7928672I don't have a waifu, and I don't like that ponyTell that pony I don't like her
>>7928682NO J-MAN NO
>>7928630I GET IT
Hey anon, what's happenin'?
>>7928651>>7928652>>7928668NO IT'S THE CINNAMON SUGAR SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE!
>>7928630God DAMN so much told!
>>7928682But you're already dead, J-Man.
>>7928630>Flutter murder>YFW FS actually kills herself to give them to Twilight like in desperate housewives with that emotionally unstable chic kwho shot herself, so she could donate a liver.
in less than two weeksthe show will dieforevereverything we love will be dashed to pieces
>>7928711There's a season 4 you silly
>>7928686Wings don't come from nowhereConservation of matter and all that
>>7928711Do you even comic and movie?
>>7928699get the fuck away from my window
>>7928709SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
>>7928699>tfw I took that cap
>>7928711AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME ACTION MAN
>everyone shits on my favorite ponyI just want her to be happy
>>7928701>Twilight takes a bite>"I don't like these, they have a weird aftertaste. Have any Rice Krispies?"
>>7928734Well done! Keep up the good work, Anon.
>>7928682Dead again?! Man get your shit together.
>>7928740>being this slow
>>7928742then pair her with Discord
>>7928701>not cinnamon sleuth
>>7928722So he's suggesting Twilight is getting Fluttershy's wings? That seems a bit of a jump really.
>>7928738AMP IT UP(Amp it up!)ACTION MAN
>>7928718>Star Wars didn't die after episode VI>they made prequelsIt might not die, but it certainly won't be alive.
>>7928742TOO FUCKING BADNO WINGS YELLOWAUTISM
>>7928672>You think I'm pretty?
>>7928767>not eye of a newt and cinnamon
no regretsno worriesno regrets no worriesrock rock on
>>7928742THAT IS MY FAVORITE PONY TOOWE SHOULD BE "AFRICAN AMERICANS"
Why is there art of Rover about to suck Discord's dick?
>>7928738I have no idea who that is but I had a figurine as a kidhe had a robot arm that you could twist
>>7928779THOSE ARE NOT CEREALS
>>7928778>pink pony in her natural habitat.jpg
>>7928773In fact we're getting three new movies too, remember?
>>7928756you sure are helpful and informative!
I need the gif of the disillusioned Pinkie Pies fleeing society
WARNING!HEART ATTACK CONFIRMED!WARNING!
>>7928797There's going to be released a DVD about Twilight Alicorn in april, it's probably a movie.
>>7928742I read the first line as >everyone sits on my favourite pony
>>7928672"C'mon, silly billy! You can't just sit around like a big sad mopey pants all day, let's go outside and have some fun!"
>>7928797Who wouldn't make a looping gif? That's fucked-up, man.
>>79288072/10would not hngh over
>>7928813Well you would not be wrong
>>7928807This would probably be more heartwarming if Spike wasn't just a talking pet
>>7928816>you will never have fun with pinkie
>>7928742And so we'll hate her, she can take it, dark knight blah blah blah
>>7928811>it ends with angry bronies tearing off Twilight's wings
>>7928630well yeah, it's not like she's using them
>>7928817The last time I used it, someone said the exact opposite.
>>7928832>you will never stick a finger in her butt
>>7928860>you will never have non-sexual fun with pinkie
>>7928811There's no actual proof that's a movie tough. Also it wouldn't make sense to release a movie about Twilycorn in April when most of the toys are going to be sold in autumn
>>7928233>mfw that hentai comic>mfw Tara Strong is there, too
>>7928879That's why I said "probably".
More manestyle swaps please.
>>7928789>Never had Action man, Professor Gangrene, Tempest, and Dr X>Never watched any of the action man tv shows>Never played the Action man vidya with DAT SPIDERTANK
>>7928873You could if you had the will to tell her "no" once in awhile
>>7928896I want to see fluttershy's hair done like applejack's
>>7928820>>7928831But then why hngh as fuck?Is it because I hngh each time I see picture like that with Spike and Twilight?
>>7928896spoiler alert: twilight sparkle's mane stripe isn't natural color
>>7928931I love this one.
>>7928811What if it's not a movie? Isn't it more likely to just be the season finale episode, put on DVD?
What if Twily's fixit spell at then end of the finale really does take away Fluttershy's wings?
>>7928933She tried a bunch of styles.
>>7928933Jesus Christ how horrifying
Do you know this feel?
>>7928956>fluttershy becomes posey
>>7928933It's okay, what sorceress would be complete without a witch's streak?
>>7928959I wonder how she looks with Dash colors.
>>7928972Should I be reading this with the scribble anti-drug commercial music?
>>7929003Like a cunt.
>>7929003>I wonder how she looks with Dash colors.like Dash
CIDER MASTERYOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
>>7929050She'd look Dashing!
>>7928972>that sad panka:(
>>7929066Man, that's funny.
>>7929066I always love pictures with Texanon.
>>7929093Hahaha that one is great, looks like White.
>>7929066>You will never be Texellent
what if zecora was sent to ponyville to keep an eye on the future alicornwhat if she has been preparing her all alongwhat was in that tea
I'm Texing internally.
>>7929143What if Zecora is really from the future to prevent a terrible disaster?
>>7929156I'LL BUY TWENTY
>>7929181Why is Tex's Stand Tex?
>>7928902but i can't, manshe's always sticking her ass in my face and she doesn't knowshe doesn't know
>>7929156i want the purple-and-white one, though.
>>7929248I don't think Twilight has any white in her colors?
>>7929178So the feeling happens on both sides?Why doesn't she just clench up and stop all the horselplay back there?
>>7929209SICK-NASTY MOVES, BROEDIPUS
>>7929262I assume he meant her mother.
>>7929246>just sits on the throne and blinks even as an invading force takes over.
>>7929272>BROEDIPUSThanks anonI'm gonna use that from now on
Why is she so cute?
>>7929271>(USER WAS MOST BODACIOUS IN THIS POST)
>>7929262I wonder how Twilight would react.
>>7929299Oh, wait, there's the white, it's on her cutie mark.
>>7929208She knows. Of course she knows. But she wants to keep you aroundEven though the two of you supposedly "broke up" a month ago
>>7929293>>7929271My fucking sides.
>>7929262Maybe it's her mom.
>>7929299She'd be freaked out a first, trying to find a reason frantically. The more it happens, the more she lets go until eventually she welcomes the feeling, turning herself into a quivering mess.
has Texanon ever met Marker Pone or Sleepyhead or any of the other well-liked pony OCs?
>>7929354>that gray coat
Have you ever Twilyed so hard that you married a bug?
>>7929292I need dialogue for this scene
>>7929331even though we broke up, that's no reason why we can't have secret butt fun
>>7929369almost as gray as rarity
>>7929371WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEWE GOT BUGS AND TREESWE GOT ANYTHING YOU WANTLONG AS IT'S BUGS AND TREES
>>7929354She still wonders why her babies don't love her anymoreShe blames Celestia
>>7929354IS IT TIME
>>7929406Celestia laughs about it every night, because it's true.
>>7929406>Celestia intercepts all their letters to each other to further distance them.
>>7929292I dunno. You tell me why.
>>7929366>Marker Pone or Sleepyhead> well-liked pony OCs>implying
>>7929395>bugsASK NOT FOR WHOM THE WASP BUZZES--IT BUZZES FOR THEE
>you will never sleep in Fluffle's fur
>>7929267She can't just clench all day every day. Something's got to give eventually...
>>7929435>having shit taste for its own sake
>that feel when you can't enjoy Texannon ever since finding out Tex holds some pretty vile opinions on firearms and the people they need to be used on
>>7929427>>7929292>>7929388>dialogueZecora is making something up to applebloom to explain her dishevel look, when really she was banging her brother
>>7929476what are you talking about?
>>7929457I am sure someone had the same idea.
>>7929444Fuck I love insects.They look awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUREA0cmQ
>>7929476giving a fuck will only hurt you in the long run
>>7929476>i am unable to express myself clearly without the aid of pony avatars
>>7929476I'm going to shoot you if you try to turn this in to /k/ or /pol/
>>7929476>tfw I ignore that because it doesn't belong in the thread
>>7929476Texanon is from texasYou want to talk about gun control now?
>>7929508I'd use Chrysalis as a pillow.
>>7929362Nowadays, she stays locked around in her room, taking care of by her familyThe once diligent, hardworking pony replaced by a broken mind. Bloated and drooling in unending carnal bliss
>>7929509IS IT TIME
>>7929476>vile opinionsYou mean he likes guns? Is that why you're being such a babby?
>>7929525I want to talk about pun control
>>7929476>implying he's wrong
>>7929481yeah, but maybe we shouldn't be using Perfection as the measuring-stick.
>>7929535She would use you.
>>7929564I want to ban high-capacity puns.
>>7929564There should be stricter background checks on puns and a ban on automatic assualt puns
>>7929564Puns don't kill people.People with puns kill people.
>>7929476>and the people they need to be used onWait, what?
>>7929576I'm cool with that.We can use each other as pillows.
>>7929457That's not fur, that's cilia. Prey get stuck in it, then stung and paralyzed. It takes hours for a Fluffy to completely absorb and digest them
>>7929584I want to fuck these apple hips
>>7929564most crimes are committed with hand puns, not assault puns.
>>7929584what about high-capacity buns
>>7929584we need to have a serious discussion about pun control. we need to get away from this bullet-point format.
>>7929584THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>7929618I have a question.
>>7929575those eyesTHOSE FUCKING EYES
>>7929584It's my right as an Unawarian sillyzen to own high-capacity puns
>>7929615that's not even a clever punyou just took a common soundbyte and replaced 'gun' with 'pun'unless this is a whole new level of metacomedy I just don't understand
>>7929617Why would anyone need to have that many buns?
>>7929638the instrument is her butt
>>7929636but she doesn't have a Texas accent goddammit
>>7929645yea..lets go with that!
>>7929636What a pretty pony
>>7929636THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAINAND BY SOUTH I MEAN MY PENIS
>>7929661She has an apple accent.
>>7929674And the biggest apples are in Texas
>>7929649how can you protect your home and loved ones without buns
>>7929641But what possible legal use could you have for such puns when simple anagrams or palindromes would suffice?
>>7929674"Apple" here meaning "Okie".
>>7929653Why would you say that?
>>7929686Everything is big in Texas
>>7929639>those obvious lensescome on anon
>>7929688I'd use her buns IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>>7929625If there are pun armed personnel on our schools nobody would dare joke around
>>7929706Fluttershy with pigtails is most innocent Fluttershy, and therefore the best Fluttershy for humiliation and domination. and therefore, the best Fluttershy overall.
>>7929688Every MLPG citizen should have the right to bear assault buns
>>7929701>it's tough being a 4chan brony
>>7929701ooh, I remember what that's aboutwell whatever
>>7929701Huh, since when did 4chan have an MLP board?
>>7929724that was a stretch carlito
>>7929722would you TOUCH THEM
>>7929746i always make sure to load my bun with manstoppers.
>>7929701wow. Persecution complex much.
>>7929689It's not about me needing to use such puns, but my ability to have the choice to use themHigh-capacity pun ownership is symbolic of my freedom to use wordplay both lowbrow and complex
should I read this?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/175/swayback-mountain
>>7929746Even semi-automatic assault buns?
>>7929808I liked it when I read it but that was a year and a half ago.
>>7929762What is it about then?
>>7929808Don't read fanfiction
>>7929701whatI don't really understand the last part.
>>7929808It's fanfiction, so no. You could watch paint dry and have spent your time better.
>>7929701Hah, I remember when I could appreciate comics with a bunch of memes in the background.
>>7929823even fully automatic
New comic in 3 days, nigs.
WHERE'S MY MONEY
>>7929848The last part is this:>>7916981
>>7929839This is about /co/ thinking to ask /mlp/ to garner support to keep Motorcity and Tron from being cancelled.
>>7929701I'm confused. Is he talking about us or the actual /co/ board? Cause nothing is stopping them from posting in here really
>>7929743It's hard to humiliate a pony that's always humiliated
>>7929808I've read it, It's really shit. I don't recommend it.
>>7929791You think Bonbon would like getting spanked?
>>7929848A few dudes pretending to be? from /co/ came here and asked help because of a few cartoons that where canceled or something like that.
>>7929889>nothing is stopping them from posting in here reallyExcept their dignity of course.
>>7929857I'd much prefer Equestrian buns over foreign made buns.
>>7929896I'm pretty sure Bon Bon is a top, Anon.
>>7929877That concept is pretty shitty
>>7929896>implying Bonbon would ever let you close enough.
These buns should be banned
>>7929861Hold on there!Semi-automatic buns are enough to incapacitate anyone, thank you very much
>>7929857Gildaback. building a better Gilda's backside, for you.Gildaback is a division of the 3M Company.
>>7929889But..those are both great cartoons. Did they really say no? I would have helped out. Did these bronies learn nothing from the show?
>>7929877>"THIS is my home now"
>>7929926NOWHY WOULD I?
>>7929926i'd rather a Princess Blueblood
>>7929928IT IS MY GODGIVEN RIGHT TO POSESS BUNS
>>7929877that's a pretty shitty philosophyparticularly considering, welldiscord episode
>>7929951I dont think they really asked them. also >implying hivemind
>>7929867I'm looking forward to the micro series more. The main comic is a bit too dark for my tastes
>>7929926>She bullies Twilight by calling him Twily>He tells her to stop since it sounds like a girls name>She presses on with sisterly loveWHY IS THIS NOT A THING
>>7929935What if someone comes at you in a dark alley with a particularly nasty looking croissant?
>>7929896BonBon clearly has severe touretes syndrome.Lyra is the only calm thing in her life, that puts up with her, making her very special.Sadly, Lyra is incapable of returning Bonbon's feelings, she just doesn't draw anything from a sexual or intimate relationship, She just enjoys her hobbies and quirky ways to the fullest, and is completely obvious to the concept of love, regardless of who it is.Bittersweet, just the way I like it.
>>7929935But what about competitive use?
>>7929951Well motorcity noGL and YJ yes
>>7929949But she's married.To another mare.Maybe she'll join.
guys when do you think technology will allow me to genderswap myself at will?20 years?40?
>>7930001poke him in the eye with a poin-ted stick.
>>7929914HAHAThat's a good one anon.
>call Tex out for his objectively shit opinions on firearms>LOL BUNS!what are you retarded?
>>7929986What's wrong Pinkie?
>>7929990/co/ really did come to /mlp/ asking for help with an online petitionthey got a few postive responses, but the overwhelming majority was either "fuck you" or ">implying online petitions do anything"
>>7930019Well in 20 years you'll probably be able to get a decent genderswap in less than a week
>>7929999I fucking love Changelings.
>>7930038we dont want to talk about guns here. Seriously, this is a pony thread.
>>7930046That's kind of typical 4chan retarded and not specifically /mlp/ retarded.
>>7930038>my shitposting didn't catch on>better try again
>>7930046They ask the board and not the general itself?
>>7930038>that is applejack's estrus face
>>7930038I don't think he has actually said anything about their use.
>>7930019fifty years, and you'll probably just be able to dump your brain into a fresh new robot body, of any gender, race, or indeed even species. you want to be a vampire? we got that body. you want to be a pony? we got that body. you want to be a motherfucking dragon? we got that body.
>>7930046>implying online petitions do anythingThey don't.
>>7930046>implying online petitions do anythingWell, they dont. Its just a way for people to simply think they're doing something.
>>7930019Nice try purple tinker, but you'll never have a real vagina.If the technology does come around, it won't be available for your kind so you'll all be freak by comparison that will off themselves one by one until only true baby giving period having trannes remain.YOU NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>7930058Even the non-scary qt3.14 ones?
>>7930038we're smart enough to avoid a obvious bait question about guns to instead talk about pony assyou tell me whose retarded now
>>7930058You know who else loves fucking changelings?
>>7930058What a fucking title.
>>7930075they asked the board and linked the thread in the general
>I haven't brushed in weeks...
>>7930088>>7930086they did show enough interest to get a terrible PC port of Dark Souls
>>7930085>brain dumpingsounds good, I'm gonna start saving my money now
>>7930093I really like McGuire's style for drawing ponies
>>7930046But online petitions they do nothing
>>7930113and the Mass Effect 3 endings changed
WORK THAT BODY WORK THAT BODY
>>7930106I haven't showered in days. Come into my arms, Sweetie~
>>7930100I do not even recall the link. It doesn't really help that /mlp/ act like /b/ most of the time.
>>7930124beanbags are really comfy.
>>7930113>>7930125That's hardly a glowing commendation for their effectiveness.
>>7930093Pinkie pie will fuck anything.unf
>>7930131MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT THAT BODY
>>7930131MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT NOBODY
>>7930106You march to the bathroom and brush up now, young lady>>7930106>>7930106
>>7930124Its been 4 fucking months chrysallis I'm all out. You want more love? Go get a fucking job. I can't put up with this shit anymore
>>7930125not reallythey're still shit, too little too latejust a cheap way for Bioware to save face and pretend they give a shit
>>7930125that wasn't a petition as much as every forum in existance simultaniously blowing up
>>7930125this reality is unacceptable to me.
>>7930155What kind of linking is that?
>>7930133fucking gross anon
Here's /co/'s cry for helparchive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S7752662
>>7930124too much love isn't healthy
>>7930146This is my head canonIts also my head canon that she does it so much because she finds it fun, she loves to see people smile and for some reason she never gets pregnant
>>7930131DRINKING ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAIGNE GLASS
>>7930150>>7930154Is man not entitled to the funk of his dunk?
>>7930145And US is planning on building a deathstar, that judges on wheels that act as jury and executioner at the same time and a 50 foot statue of master chief
>>7930089>Mass tranny suicides as new tranny augmentation puts HRT out of business.>The tech needed for true trannies will never come to be as HRT companies and producers will have that shit "Removed" to save their jew gold
>>7930106pls sweetie you're too youngdon't do this to me
>>7930181>for some reasondat IUD
>>7930178what kind of cropping is that?
>>7930192>that judges on wheels that act as jury and executioner at the same timeFUND IT
>>7930131PEACE AND EQUALIYLET'S WORK TOGETHER, LET'S WORK IN HARMONY
>>7930178how do you fuck up at cropping a gif?
>>7930185"No!" says the man in the referee's jersey. "It belongs to the court!""No!" says the men in the announcer's box. "It belongs to the NBA and associated licensing partners!!""No!" say the people in the stands. "It belongs to all of us!"
>>7930134That's what really annoys me about this board most of the time. Especially these past few weeks
>>7930093Can changelings mix and match features to create futa mares?
>>7930181I've come to almost accept this as actual canon, if the show were more adult. I just can't imagine Pinkie Pie DOESN'T love having sex. Like you said, it's loads of fun and makes people really happy, two things Ponk loves!
>>7930178Nice cropping, shitlord
>>7930125>Mass Effect 3>just another reminder that anything good will turn to shit by the end
>>7930214YOU SHOULD POST THAT IN /sp/
>>7930090>>7930093>>7930124Oh yes, changelings.I'm going to require more.
>>7930169>hey manchildren, we noticed you're rabid enough to have an effect on your dumb baby show, so we thought we might as well ask if you have any ideas of how to get our far superior show back on the air. You freaks.
Cool now I want porn of Pinkie fucking that one changeling that changed for her
>>7930234ha, jokes on you HL3 won't, because it will never get released
>>7930244>changling booping ponySCANDALOUS
>>7930090What's Ice holding there?
>>7930261WHERE ARE HER LEGS
>>7930258pretty sure there already is anon
>>7930257>dat copy paste
>>7930213>implying yours is better
>>7930214No gods, no princesses. Only pony
>>7930230I prefer that she's too innocent to even have the concept of sex
>>7930257>all that copypaste
>>7930205a nice one
>>7930090Ice Pack barely has enough love for himself, let alone any else
>>7930280>Who is Fluttershy?
>>7930260>HL3 isn't the 7th scripture in the book of revelations
>>7930193you can't stop the signal. people want it. they know they can get it. they'll get it. tech will out. you can't stop the signal.we'll have some Dmitry's-type shit real soon.
>>7930282>>7930275speaking of copypaste
>>7930257>hundreds of changelings swarming around you and pinning you down so that they can hug you 1 at a timeMy dick
>>7930124Quit eating fillies, Chryssy.
>>7930255>we noticed you're rabid enough to have an effect on your dumb baby showExcept the people working on the show completely forgot about 4chan and MLPG as soon as they had bronies who would lavish praise on them
>>7930287why are gg characters always desperately unhappy
>>7930301That looks infinitely better.
>>7930301The one with the helmet is totally the one that fucks Chrysallis
>>7930301I never notice that one of them had special armor on!
>>7930227That's dumbYou're dumb
>>7930280I prefer that she knows what sex is, but she's just a big tease about it; never actually engages in it
>>7930277Didn't you here the news about that live action Samurai Jr.? Played by |Jaden SMith
Which pone would be the best mother? I can see all of them being great in different ways, except for Dash
>>7930306Brilliant.Now we need the reverse, a changeling in a tux sitting inconspicuously with the rest of the classes.
>>7930322OH NOSOMEONE HELP THAT FILLY
>>7930306What if Changelings sucked the love and soul out of you.
before you see the lightyou must die~
>>7930317Because GG writes what he knowsI'm not even trying to be insulting
>>7930308I swear if the comic actually takes that route I'll not be sure what to actually feel
>>7930306>her crown-thing droops along with her ears
>>7930315just like everyone else who found success through 4chan
>>7930355If its through my dick, who cares?
>>7930371Well you practically never get any good vore these days so I'll probably have fap material for a month.
would you betray your species for the swarm to further propagate their invasion forces
>>7930325I'm glad the comic has Chrysalis/CMC shenanigans they are so silly together.