Pony sports, because I'm a normalfag like that.

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I WANT TO SEE PONIES

CUTE PONIES
CUTE NONSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKING PONIES

DOING NOTHING BUT NONSEXUAL SHIT
FUCK YOU

whats next weeks episode supposed to be about?

More Applejack in athlete mode

>>7919058
I want to see Spike and the pets

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Anybody has that pic of anon tex and applejack asking them why she would become a good mother

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do we have anything of humans wearing Equestrian clothes? specifically Rarity.

>>7919114
Sports.

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This.

I want Twilight to use her magic to edge me all day long until she finally takes mercy upon me and gives one slow lick from shaft to tip until I unload in her pretty purple mouth

>>7919143

>M.A. Larson surfs /sp/ for ideas

>>7919128
>Dat image

SHOOBIE DOO SHOO SHOO BIEDOO

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Some anon requested this ~2 years ago, back when generals were on /co/. Sorry it took so long. Tried drawing moeblobs but they came out looking like pigs

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>>7919063

Absolutely disgusting sir, I-I would never go down on your level.

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>>7919171
keep it in the other thread

>>7919158

that was the old Twilight. the new Twilight lets you cum, alright, but it's on your own face.

>>7919132

>>7918667

Enjoy I guess.

>>7919109
I want to see ponies fucking mothers nonsexually

>>7919114
I think Kadenza wants them games hosted at the Crystal Empire, so she requests help from Mane 6.

>>7919170

noice

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Pony was never cute to me.

>>7919109
>says he wants nonsexual ponies
>posts a rarijack picture

>>7919161
>Pinkie: "Ooooh! We should play handegg!"
>everyone else: "What's a hand?"

>>7919158
Far too vanilla for Twilight
She'd rather transform you into a tentacled sex beast with multiple genitalia and watch you forcedly pleasure the victims into babbling sex zombies

>>7919184

Gay is limited to one thread?

That is not the MLPG I fought and died for.

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Minty?

>>7919210
heretic

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>>7919214
There are plenty of nonsexual RariJack pictures, anon.

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>>7919128
Anybody?

>>7919132
>Rarity in equestrian clothes
>Trixie in equestrian clothes
>Celestia in equestrian clothes
why
why does none of this exist

>>7919236
all pictures are sexual even if you don't realize it

>>7919229
No, she still smells funny. Changeling goo has a powerful odor to it.

>>7919229

I want to smell this pony so much.

>>7919236
How many do you have?

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>>7919214

>>7919244
>equestrian clothes
they dont wear clothes in equestrai anon

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>>7919238
>Spider-Man driving

10/10

we Spider-Man now

>>7919215
Hoofegg?

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Would your favorite pony prefer daytime or nighttime MLPG?

>>7919259
Just imagine as trong black lickoorish smell with flower auroma.

>>7919264
>>7919215

FUCKING REFHOOF.

>>7919266

>Twilight

Night

>>7919193
>>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark

Isn't Twilight mentioned as the most powerful unicorn in her bio and in the show?

>>7919276

>licorice smell

oh god unf.

>>7919229
>you'll never give her a good washing

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>>7919256
They might have SOME sexual implications, but that is not always the case.

>>7919266
My favorite pony would not like any MLPG

>>7919244

whose horse would you rather be? Rarity's, Trixie's, or Celestia's? but rest assured, they're all going to ride you hard, all going to make sure you get your exercise each day.

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>>7919262
>memebase

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>>7919276
>she smells like licorice

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>>7919262
>memebase

>>7919217
jesus christ, I just want her to give me a knee-buckling orgasm, not mindbreak me

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What would changeling rarity smell like?

>>7919284
>she writes all the stallion greentexts

>>7919287
Magic Duel
Only High level unicorns can cast the age spell.

Twilight has the highest potential but the unicorns that have dedicated their life to it are more powerfull than her

>>7919322
cheap skank

>>7919259
she smells like dirty feet, cheesy with a hint of vinegar

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>>7919311
licorice licorice sweet juicy and red

>>7919322

leather.

>>7919294
>implying they're not going to fuck on that table

also AJ's missing her freckles

>>7919322
>all changelings look the same
>Except Chrysalis but that's because she's their queen
>Rarity changeling
>Rarity's color scheme on a changeling body
You either go full pony or full changeling

>>7919322
the scent of decay mixed with cheap perfume

>>7919339
It's because her leg holes are full of the Changeling equivalent of smegma
Don't go licking her, now

>>7919294
It's one of the shitiest ships tough

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>>7919262

They know that already.

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>>7919349
Oh, so we're gonna do this now? How does this picture look?

>>7919369

>changeling equivalent of smegma

Wouldn't that be her goop?

I like to think it tastes like peppermint cream.

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I want that drunk horse to do filthy things to me with that tongue, like tie a knot in a cherry stem

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>>7919370
fuck you this ship is amazing

>>7919400
all ships are terrible

>>7919393
But can she tell you about Lief Erikson?

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Go to bed.

>>7919403
except friendships

>>7919393

she can do other things, too, like tell you about Lief Eriksson

>>7919400
>Rarity canon straight
>completely opposites
>Amazing ship

All ships are shit but this one is shitier than most

>>7919385

Rarity is gonna do some ungodly things to AJ's mouth, just look at her.

>>7919389
The goop is made d by Changelings the same way bees make nectar jelly

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>>7919170

Oh right, AJ has a tail too

>>7919322
dried cum or squid

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>>7919416
Okay...and now?

>>7919291
>you will never take a bugpony out into the backyard and spray it off with a hose

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>>7919409
no
okay but after I finish one more picture request from here

>>7919423
why is anon not fucking the ponies?

>>7919322
>that watermark
Could a changeling successfully steal Watermark Pone's identity?

>>7919437
Rarity with Fancypants on a date
Bonus Points if there's a Sad Spike hidden somewhere

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>>7919414
>what is bisexual
>what is opposites attract
>what is they became close in an episode

>>7919409
I really should.
My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.

What are the worst, most uncanon ships?

>>7919435

>she will never arch her back and lift her tail against the stream

>>7919431

Post coital clothing swap.

Trope as old as time.

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>>7919437
More like this.

Flitter tucking him in.
Or reading him a story.

>>7919128
>>7919262
See
>>7917888

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>>7919447

I doubt it, she's pretty good.

>>7919437

he'd probably wedge himself between Flitter and Cloudchaser before he fell asleep. and as soon as either one of them moved, so that they could put him in bed, he'd fall, wake up, and spring to his feet screaming "I'M NOT TIRED, I WASN'T SLEEPING!"

>>7919341
would you taste twist's sweet juicy red licorice

Choose between infinite sex with no cuddles or infinite cuddles with no sex. The two are never mutually inclusive

>>7919456

Pinklestia

>>7919452
>what is bisexual
She's only shown to be straight.
>what is opposites attract
Bullshit that isn't real?
>what is they became close in an episode
She's probably better friends with the other ponies. They just don't start arguing about small things anymore

>>7919456

Human x Pony

>>7919489
The second one. Cuddling is sex in Equestria.

>>7919489
Infinite cuddles please.

>>7919301
Celestia's
Rarity would style you up nice, but she'd be so micro-managing that it would turn into a huge pain.
Trixie would make you pull her cart.
But Celestia...she'd be a good owner.

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>>7919409
>going to sleep
>not poning

>>7919452
>>what is opposites attract
HAHAHAHA

>>7919489
sex or cuddles with who? this is important

>>7919456
>Basically any Fluttership (excluding FlutterDash)
>Someone shipped Derpy X Diamond Tiara
>Human X Pony

>>7919456
human x pony
naturally it does little to stop me

>>7919489
NO contest. Infinite cuddles.

>>7919452
>what is opposites attract
Anon please tell me you don't think that applies in real life.

goodnight NMLPG

>>7919301
Fluttershy's, because she takes care of her animals, especially when they're in need of a good quickie.

main problem with squigglekicker is there just isn't that much fap material out there

although there's a pretty good r63 fic of them

>>7919456
Any nonstraight Rarity ship

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>>7919452
Also, it's canon.

Scootaloo is a filthy coward. I bet she wears Havel's

>>7919516
>Human X Pony
>not Human X Zebra
>not Human X Dragon
>not Human X Buffalo
>not Human X Minotaur
>not Human X Sea Serpent

>>7919542
Those too.
Captcha: colsot opinions

>>7919541
no way man
Applebloom would be the one going full fatty

>>7919539
By that logic Twirity is more canon since Rarity is holding hooves with Twilight in the Crystal Empire and slept with Twilight in a tent.

>>7919058
So we getting raided or is there just a massive influx of faggots right just now?

>>7919539
Which episode(s) is that from?

>>7919559
well, Twilight DID blush...

>>7919569
Timecop

>>7919559
Yeah. Rarity's a slut.

>>7919563
>just now

>>7919563
I don't see anything out of the ordinary for night threads

>>7919569
It's About Time. Both of them.

Would you go to Equestria if you had to be reborn there as the daughter of one of the main six? Which would make the best mom?

>>7919559
Rara is a slut anon

>>7919585
>>7919575
Thanks guys. I appreciate it.

>>7919587
AJ would make the best mother because she's a pedophile, which means I could get into horsefucking at a very young age.

>>7919559
When did Twilight sleep with Rarity in a tent

>>7919587
inb4 applejack

>>7919539
Radiant has crippling OCD. She's like that Chinese chick in that one book by Orson Scott Card.

>>7919494
>>7919506
>>7919531
>tfw not attracted to people with personalities and interests similar to mine because I want a stimulating relationship fueled by curiosity and genuine interest instead of fleeting passions

>>7919599
TOO SLOW >>7919595

>>7919595
What kind of shitty headcanon is this=

>>7919587
I want to be a handsome stallion with a thick, meaty cock and fuck all the mares in town

>>7919587
probably Twily.
unless she really changes. ;_;

>>7919587
Would I be born a human or a pony?

>>7919587
If I could be born as a human boy, maybe. Otherwise no.

>>7919587
Depends on so many factors and what you consider a good mom anon.

>You are a pony in Equestria
>You are happily in a relationship with your waifu
>One day she tells you that she's pregnant
>And she's positive it's yours

What do

>>7919597
Cider
She and Rarity were almost at the front of the line and we've seen that the only way to do that was if they camped there overnight.

>>7919610
>born as a human
What are you, gay?

>>7919619
I sure hope the reason she's positive it's me is because I'm the only one she's had sex with in the last year

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>>7919619
I dunno man

>>7919619
be happy.
Start preparing to raise a child.
I don't really know.

>>7919619
Fuck her again. Because of how pony genetics work the last one to fuck a mare before she gives birth is the biological father.

>>7919619
Anon I want to have a family with my waifu. I'd be happy.

>>7919619
Impossible. I keep my horseboner in a condom at all times because I can't control it.

>>7919627
>not wanting to be the Ponyborn
Faggot.

>>7919587
Fluttershy, as long as none of children exploit her as a pushover

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>>7919627
Freezie Pop pls

>>7919619
Kiss her.
I'd be so happy...

>>7919619
>she's positive it's yours
The fact she needs to mention that she's positive it is, in fact, mine raises so many red flags.

>>7919619
Move out into the country and start a farm in a nice quiet place with plenty of woods around, while we raise our child and cherish every moment of our lives, relishing in the joy of every day that we're lucky enough to be on this Earth with each other.

>>7919632
awww, what a cute little guy

>>7919652
The fact that you wouldn't even ask is not a boon to you.

>>7919652
>>7919633
Hey, I dunno what you two lovebirds get up to. For all I know you could be swingers or somethin'.

>>7919632
Joke's on you, I don't have any ships

Only crushes.

>>7919652
She doesn't want you snapping its neck when it comes out.

>>7919664
I'd take his dick.

>>7919681
Probably a prudent move on her part, then...

I hate other peoples' children.

>>7919709
Fluttershy pls

Your legs are awful.

>>7919721
They really are, aren't they?

>>7919661
We'd lie together on a blanket spread on the soft grass in the meadow, holding each other close as we gaze up into the night sky, awed by the unimaginable number of stars shining brightly, thinking about how lucky we are to be able to enjoy the simple pleasures in life.

>>7919650

Shit's just funny reaction faces and saying wrong names. I have no idea how it's so fucking hilarious, but it is

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>>7919602
>fleeting passions

But opposites attract in real life is just that. Once that wears off you just realize that you don't really fit together at all.

What's important more than anything is finding your complement. Someone that may excel in somethings you lack while still retaining a lot of common ground with you. Be it lifestyle, morals, likes, dislikes, etc. They're not meant to be identical to you, but they should be someone you'd like to do your favorite things with, generally.

Opposites Attract is just attractive in fiction because it has that forbidden fruit element, and the fleeting passion is what makes it exciting. But a lasting relationship? Extremely rare.

>>7919721
>you will never witness Andrea putting her feet up on a table, her skirt falling away a few inches to reveal her perfect thighs

>>7919732
Ka-ka-Carmen Electra!

I know right

>>7919742
SHOW HIM WHAT FOR AND MEAN TO BE TRUE SUPER SAND LEGEND

I'm DED

>>7919739
o-oh my...

>>7919739
oh fuck, her thighs are amazing, I would do so many things to her in a gentle, loving, passionate way

BRONIES MADE YOU POPULAR SHOW SOME RESPECT

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>>7919734
FUCKING COMPLEMENTS
HOW DO THEY WORK

>>7919775
>you and I know that the color wheel is a fabrication of looping an otherwise straight spectrum back onto itself

>>7919773
And bronies only exist because of MLPG.

A pony present for you MLPG:

http://www.kemonono.com/translated/res/14100.html

>>7919766
>>7919770
>Andrea Libman to Issho Ni Bicycle Training DVD
Would you?

BRONIES GOT YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE NOW
YOU OWE EVERYTHING TO BRONIES

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>>7919784

ugh

>>7919797
what's that?

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Hot cosplay pics.

>>7919797
I would lick the sweat off every inch of her body after she came home completely soaked from a hard day of cycling, basking in the glorious stink of her ripe socks and feet

>>7919531
Its a fucking cartoon. You know that right?

>>7919827
>Friendship is McDonalds

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>my brother gets to deal with these people 3 days of the week do to the fact that they're an actual fucking bowling team at the bowling alley he works at
>i feel so bad for him

>>7919827
>that fluttershy
>that everything else

Why do fat people leave their homes? You've made your choice to eat yourself to death, please don't do it in front of everyone.

>>7919806
>i don't want to start using this word, but it's so tempting

this asshole couldn't resist the temptation and look what happened

>>7919827

Show that to Ross.

Show him what a real fat Panka girl looks like.

Show him that they don't have little peg legs.

>>7919793
>anthro

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>>7919827

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>>7919851

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>>7919838
>this guy
i can't

>>7919847
because unfortunately, these people don't care about how much they disgust you or I with their presence, they just want to have fun like everyone else

fucking disgusting, isn't it?

>>7919838
Does the motherfucker in the wheelchair have to use the kids' ramp thing?

What makes you think pony wouldn't be absolutely disgusted by you?

>>7919872

I can't either

Guys.

What if pony

was chinchilla.

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>>7919838
>>7919827

I'm getting these from a /v/ "autism" thread. Pure /b/ level nonsense, but kinda fun.

>>>/v/174508246

>>7919882
Their version of fun is wrong and bad. They should be banned from having it.

>>7919847
At least they're happy.

>>7919889
Then LPS.

>>7919850
Truly, Satan himself was whispering in Anon's ear that day.

>>7919887
They probably would be. But I'd always hold out hope that Lyra would still want to experiment with me because I'm a human

>>7919872
>average Pinkiefag

>>7919908
me too

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>>7919887
I'm thinking more scared

humans can be pretty scary from a pony's POV

>>7919899
Their happiness reduces mine.

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>>7919814
"Issho ni Training" is a set of lifestyle training DVDs for otaku. The anime hostess demonstrates a variety of exercises and stretches, ending up with various closeups and angled shots of her tits and ass.

Or in Andrea's case, it would be her legs.

>>7919920
darf, do you have any body odor/sweat fics in the works, my boner would highly appreciate it

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I wish pone was drawn more horsey.

>>7919924
well they wouldn't be scared if you didn't tell them all this.

>>7919949
nicker please

>>7919939
What the fuck

>>7919947
fraid not
best i can do is that humanized aj fic with sweaty feet

>>7919952
>small child
i hate children

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>>7919949

>>7919939

>Otaku /fit/

I...want this. With subtitles.

>>7919952
How was Amethyst?

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>>7919963

>>7919952
I wish I had a motherly Celestia to guide me through my first time while reassuring me that everything would be fine and she'd try her best to make me feel good

>>7919899
Are they, though?

Or is the part of their brain that processes emotions just infiltrated by so many carbohydrates and lipids that they live in a constant state of euphoria despite the searing pain in their feet from the strain of holding up their corpulent form and the crushing shame of being a prime example of the very worst aspects of humanity?

Do they even truly feel anymore?

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>>7919924
I don't think it was ever explained to pones humans strange and maybe somewhat insane fascination and love for fire.

>>7919999
Are you retarded?

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>Feeling sick
>Can't sleep
Vexing
At least pone is cute

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>>7919972
>Not magicking a lifetime of sexual knowledge into you Matrix style
She's got no time for you to learn
You're going to be dead in 60 years

>>7919972
So.. how many people grew up without a dominant father figure in their home?

>>7919999
>implying feelings are real

Is Naruto worth watching?

>>7920010
I'm just asking the hard questions, anon.

Can fat people still be considered human? Who knows!

All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.

>>7920025
No.

>>7920018
my mother was the dominant figure, my father let her do whatever she wanted and never disagreed with her or voiced his opinion

>>7920025
>gateway anime of the worst kind etc.

>>7920025
Where's that gateway anime copypasta I had

>>7920005
Have you ever seen slag being poured?

The beautiful glow.

>>7920035
And now look at you. Masturbating to cartoon horses.

>>7920031
>All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.
>not wanting them to stop existing at all
>whatever you do, fat people still will exists in plato's world of ideas

>>7920025
No

>>7920025
No. I tried and it isn't.

>>7920035
Same here. Although my dad was a drunk he was beyond beta.
And so am i ;_;

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>>7920041
>>7920025


Berserk is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weakness by adding excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.

The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underagedb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world.

The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, nights, peculiar, dark clothes, demons, the whole grimdark faggotry and everything about Berserk world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party characters backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average teen and his sense of unwarranted self importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Berserk is basically THE series to attract the most hated and retarded anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinion, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Berserk threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

you only hate fatties because you're so scared of becoming one

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>>7919952
I would not have sex with Celestia, that would be wrong as she is my mommyfu.

>>7920070
I got out of rehab 2 months ago, my addiction has shifted to cartoon horse porn, that's much healthier

>>7920073
What I don't know can't hurt me, I guess.

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Prepping and getting hype for the Super Bowl

Also this pic should make more sense now

>>7920106
No it isn't anon. It's bad for you, bad for your soul.

>>7920098
....and? I don't want to be a fat sack of shit who can't run up a flight of stairs without collapsing.

>>7920112

Please see:

>>7919827

>>7920098
No, I work out because I'm afraid of becoming one.
I hate fatties because they're awful to look at.

>>7920112
sweetie mime pls go

I've never watched football for more than 20 minutes, have very little knowledge about the game, but I'm debating whether or not to watch the owl, obviously while intoxicated

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>>7919908
i tried

>>7920108
>seeking solace in ignorance
Pathetic. You're no better than fat people.

>>7920112
>>7919827
Will the cameras show any pony cosplayers in the stands at the Super Bowl?

>>7920148
unf

>>7920098
>you only hate gays because you're so scared of becoming one

>>7920148
that is a fat pony

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>>7920121

Saw it, looks bad.

>>7920130

Cutie Belle will haunt your dreams.

>>7920098
No, I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.

They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.

>>7920148
>>7920161
you leave that unf for me

u-unf

>>7919924
>Think we killed 'em
I laughed out loud at that

>>7920148
NO
NO THIS IS GOING TO FAR

ABORT ABORT

>>7920171
>Not MineCon_2013.jpg

>>7920167
>Saw it, looks bad.

haha. What.

You create "hideous creature-things". Give me real fatties over your things any day of the week.

>>7920175
NO ABORTIONS
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PONY BABY

>>7920172
fuck you, I can't help it

>>7920148
>you will never be turned into a quivering pile of jello by a massive shamegasm as Lyra drains you dry

>>7920167
>looks bad

EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING SELF.

YOU'RE THE ONE CONSTANTLY SUBJECTING US TO YOUR HORRIBLE DRAWINGS OF FAT PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'VE SEEN SOME REAL ONES YOU DON'T LIKE THEM

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK

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>>7920098

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If cosmo is still on, I colored his thing.

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>hating fun
You guys sure are edgy. Do you still convince yourself that life has some actual goals that matter?

>>7920148
Someone After Effects it so she's grinding her hips into him

>>7920197
I'm a hedonist

>>7920197
Conquest is the only goal of which living things are ultimately capable.

>>7920168
>They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.
Then what does that energy do? Disappear?
I hate fat people like everyone else, but holy shit, that's one stupid argument.
>I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.
You could say the same of people who work out, wasting energy needlessly.

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>>7920161
>>7920172

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Did Art-Anon ever finish this

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>>7920173
I love these.

I've read them all a couple times at least.

>>7920221
u-unf

>>7920194
From the thumbnail I first though she was having a comically large frown

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>>7920148
Neat.

>>7920167

>Hey ask me anything

Mime-Sweetie, when will Ross kill himself? It seems inevitable.

>>7920209
>No Binary pen
IMPOSTOR

>>7920148
>she doesn't even thrust
>she just sits there and lets her inner muscles do the work, winking and clenching around your shaft

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>>7920216
How much money did you waste on WH49k plastic shit, kiddo?