Topic: What would it be like to have a Pony Pen Pal? Which pony would you write to?Old thread: >>7907132
first for Palette Swap prolapse
>not talking shit about other ponies with Celestia
>>7911948>dr whoovesfuck you
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>>7911948I had a pen pal when I was a little kid. We had a lot of fun, but one day he stopped writing. ;_;
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>>7912042>dr whoovesits time turner you brony
Sweetie Belle should become a princess.I'd worship her. ;_;
>>7912079>tfw you've had pen-friends in Scotland and Turkey with the same results.I miss those girls sometimes.
>>7912129>Babs Seed called her the Princess of the Blanks
>>7912129>you'll never comfort a crying Sweetie Belle
>>7911948I'd enjoy getting letters from my favorite pony.
Anon with the anus Palette Swap idea thing. Why do you want to see anal prolapse of Palette Swap?
I love you, MLPG.
>>7912223>You will never comfort an ear-flopped scrunching Sweetie Belle.
>>7912231But Tex, Applebloom has terrible handwriting.
What a shit topic.
>>7912231>HOWDY TEX>APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES>YOURS, APPLEJACK
I think I want to draw something with Shiny.
>>7912223>you will never be a little colt trying to win Sweeties heart
>>7912126just look at that happy ponythat pony deserves to be happy more often
>>7912255>handwritingGet it together.
>>7912244To scare off another contributor.Fucking plane ponies bullshit.
>>7912272Draw him fighting Galactus.
>>7912274man i hope noti might end up as big a faggot as that puff oc
>>7912255That's fine, I'm sure Applejack can write her own letters.>>7912264>after opening the letter
>>7912247I love you too
>>7911948Although she's not my favorite, I think Twilight would be the best pony to have as a pen pal. She'd probably have a lot of questions for me, and I know I'd have plenty for her. She writes a lot of letters too. I think it would be fun.But I'd still like to visit her sometime.>>7912262I think it's a cute topic.
What are you most excited about?Sly Cooper 4 on Tuesday and the announcement on the 20th
donkeys are smarter than horses.thus in pony world they would be far into the industrial age while pony tech is stuck
>>7912298fuck yo shit, nigga
>>7912292>Fighting Galactus>Not heralding himHE'S THE SILVER SURFER, ANON.
>>7912292While riding a silver surfboard.Not the Silver Surfers board, just a silver surfboard.Riding a wave made of space and shit.
>not picking Twilight Sparkle as your pen panstep it up
>>7912323holy SHIT, 10 whole megabytes!
>>7912280she loves to party
>>7912223anon plsit hurts
>>7912325Man, what a horrible colt.
>>7912340b-but I would pick her
>>7912340pen pan?...pen PAL?
>>7912323>Mules exist in pone worldTHIS MEANS PONIES FUCK DONKEYS.
and this time on alcoholics anonymous
>>7911948>Pony Pen PalI'd choose Lyra because she'd be the most impressed with biology.
>>7912340I picked her, anon. She'd make a great pen pal.
>>7912346she's so sad, anonwon't you try to help her?
>>7912323>There was a time when 10MB was a lot of space
>>7912280Bonbon is adorable when she's happy.
>>7912346You need this.You need to work out these feelings.She will always be sad and you will never be able to comfort her.
>>7912393She ate all the cookies!
>As you enter the room, you notice a soft looking white pony resting on your bed.>Her mane is red, and you notice she has paint dripping from her tail, creating a mess on your bed.>You smile, thinking she must have been tired from painting all day, as you approach her.>Walking over to the bed, you notice her asscheeks, spread like her legs in the position she was sleeping in.>Your eyes are drawn to her anal pucker, that tiny grey doughnut resting between her asscheeks.>You gulp, feeling your control leaving your body, as you approach her, closer and closer, unzipping your pants as you move>You can her a soft snore as you reach your arms out to her legs>Quickly you grab on to her back legs, the shock awakens her as she yelps>You immediatly slam your large, erect dick into her anus as she screams, thrusting as quickly and as hard as you can.>Her body wobbles to your thrusts, as you only hear her screaming and notice her paint dried tail flopping all over the place>After several minutes inside her, you unload into her tight butthole>You pant with a smile, as you see her crying and laying there. She's coughing and panting from the force>You slowly pull our your dick, her anus so tight it won't let go, making your dick slowly pull out her rectum as you exit, your semen dripping from the prolapsed hole.
>>7912403She's also cute when she's angry.
>Pony pen pals.>Not Pony Puppet Pals.
>>7912340she'd be so disappointed by my short letters with no deep or insightful contemplations on the world
Ugh. This looks so wrong.
>>7912394There was a time when entire vidya games could be measured in bytes.
>>7912402fuck you and fuck your marker
>>7912426Lots of fun for guys and gals?
>>7912438Which pony is it?
>>7912438rei would you be interested in a request?
>>7912394I have a GIF that weights more than 10 MB.
>>7912425She's cute no matter what.
>>7912424Well...I guess we're doing this.
>>7912424That sucked even for greentexting.
>>7912426I would bonk Pinkie.
>>7912440Yeah, the eating game
Princess-hood is actually contagious and acorn Twilight ends up infecting everybody else with it
>>7912469Her friend is cuter-Wait...she doesn't have a friend...why did I think that?Hm...
>>7912488I'll make part 2 better then
Should I kill myself?
MLPG is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend...and your lover
>>7912438>>7912453This better end in auto-felatio
>>7912514 I want background pony as a penpal
Rarityshe'd have the most legible writing I believe
>>7912424heavens to betsy
I want to give Lyra a squirting maregasm and finally fulfill her life-long thirst for human D. Then we can get Indian food after.
>>7912519Next time, perhaps use less samefag shit to bump your shit?>>7912526>>7912494>>7912476>>7912457>>7912446And fuck off back to /b/
>>7912492Holy shit, it's always been this way. I find this somehow comforting.I wish I had a computer during the CD vs. Cartridge arguments.
>>7912532No.. life is good and you will find your way and blah blah blah
>>7912505I WANNA BE A PRINCESS TOO!
>>7912560It wasn't me though :)
>>7912541I think I am just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
>>7912551>Every letter you send she scolds you on your terrible penmanship.
>>7912558>not treating her to edamame and miso
>>7912532Be sure to upload your pony folder before you do
>>7912532You don't like life? What are you, gay or something?
>>7912572Anon tell he truth.
>>7912424why, I never
>>7912340>writing Twilight dirty lettersI want to do this just to see her awkward response.
>>7912588Chink food is ass
>>7912542It's supposed to, but... eugh.
Can you believe it? There are some savages out their who wash their hair every OTHER day
>>7912424I am ofended and creeped out. I am leaving MLPG for good!
>>7912588>you fall into a routine, enjoying each other's intimate touch and then enjoying each other's culture>always enjoying each other's company
>>7912424I guess you guys do love me!I'll stay.
>>7912623I can't do that. My hair gets super greasy if I skip a day.>Just go a month only doing it every other day and your hair will produce less grease!I DON'T WANT TO BE GREASE MAN FOR A MONTH.
>>7912622Please, Rei.Rei, please.Continue.I believe in you
>>7912424You could have done better.
>>7912625>>7912648Will the real Jessy please stand up
>>7912600Fine ok.Life sucks but if you kill yourself then you're basically saying "I'm a little bitch that can't man up and take life on."Do you want to be lifes anal sub?Well? Do you?If you say yes then yes, kill yourself
Is it disgusting that I want to kiss Fluttershy?
>>7912623>Not conditioning every other day and shampooing on weekendsI see you want to go bald, anon
>>7912623>not shampooing 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo like baby shampoo or horse shampoo
>>7912561turning back the clock finds strange stuff
>>7912683Sit down Tex
>>7912623I heard there are still people out there permanently damaging their hair by washing it every day.
>>7912670sry i'll do better next time
>>7912676No anon. I'd like to do the same.And we never will be able to do so..
>>7912676Yes.I bet she smells like pine trees and various flowers.So gross.
>>7912656That's because if you shampoo every day, it strips all the natural oils out of your hair, so it kicks into overdrive and produces a shitload of oil. You should only shampoo 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo, and scrub your scalp well using warm water the rest of the time
>>7912676No, that's not disgusting at all. That's sweet.What's disgusting is that I want to kiss fluttershy after she's had a long day of getting every mare in ponyville's ass in her face.
Is it disgusting if I want to kiss Gilda?on her pawpads?
>>7912684Transformation is my fetish.You know who I could imagine doing a good job of this idea?Ranzab.
Welp, I've just spent my Friday night reading the entire fetish/ULTRAfetish dropbox while my mates were out clubbing/drinkingIf there is a Heaven, I doubt I'll be allowed in anymore
>>7912729You'd have to have pretty rotten luck for that to ever happen!
>>7912424Anon, please write about my persona having anal prolapse.Sounds hot!
>>7912671You never know when Jessy us here.She flies in under the radar.
>>7912350You mad jelly he's hugging that and you aren't.
>>7912726Castille soaps are ok, too. I use African black soap every other day, it's got shea butter and shit in it, no harsh chemicals in it that dry the fuck out of your skin.
>>7912763>persona>not ponysona>or fursona
>>7912690>Atari 800>Eight years ago>Check date>1989HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.
>>7912742i really hope he starts producing that shit.i was in his threads giving him some ideas.
>>7912764You are Jessy!
>>7912752What's the difference between the ULTRA and the normal one?
>>7912752So which one was your favorite?
>>7912763Only if you avatarfag more!
>>7912742Sell it to me. I will use it in my next WH40k campaign
>>7912754Anon...I want this.
>>7912764I would fly under her radarIF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>7912752>not edging to beast porn for hours while feeling simultaneously ashamed and aroused, resulting in a white-knucke, toe curling shamegasm
>>7912744>implying she would let you do that>implying she would blush and stutter out the word Dweeb
>>7912751I'm fond of solidasp, myself
>>7912794Not him, but the short stinkymare thing
>>7912806How? She's a fucking whale
>>7912774this was back when people had to know what the fuck they were talking about when arguing.they couldn't just google it.
http://www.livestream.com/dooksColoring a donkeycorn and other stuff!
Music is difficult.how do I learn stuff?
>>7912806That is lewd anon. And I was beginning to like you.
>>7912802>"Today we fly!"
>>7912825Isn't it cool that a lot of the old guys from like ten years ago are coming back better than ever?
>>7912806Well she'll never notice you anyway
>>7912818maybe they're ticklish
>>7912723I want to kiss her slowly. I want our tongues touch. Trading saliva would be fine too.
>>7912690There were caps of peeps saying that Daggerfall was the shit and Morrowind was the biggest blunder in Elder Scrolls. Ancient /v/ indeed
>>7912792NOT EVEN I WAS AWARE OF IT!I MUST BE SOME SORT OF MASTER OF DISGUISE!
>>7912861Would you cum in her mouth and then kiss her?
>>7912684Which pone would you slowly and painfully transform into a griffon?Would you include a personality change to turn her bitchier?
>>7912862well one thing is sure, the next elder scrolls will just have the hero going to each town to be fucked in the ass by every male to win the game.
>>7912861...go on...kissing is the best
>>7912850even not-so-new guys, Kuma has been churning out a lot the past few years
>>7912690I really love looking at stuff from the (relatively) early days of the internet. Like that one website with tons of textfiles from the eighties and early nineties.
>>7912876unfcumswapping is my fetish
>>7912889Still better than the MMO.
>>7912898>not-so-newI mean not-so-old
>>7912881Fluttershy, of course.Yes, of course.
>>7912861Man, you can't just be that aggressive with Fluttershy.You have to take it slow, give her those gentle pecks on the lips, then eventually give her the tongue. When she's finally comfortable kissing you you get nasty with her. If you come on to strong you'll just end up scaring her.
>>7912907Please anon, use the politically correct termSnowballing.
>>7912907Especially if it's forcedWith Rainbow Dash or TrixieBut mostly with Gilda
>>7912751>>7912825>>7912850>>7912898Where can I find these writers?
>>7912898>>7912919It's a good time for us.
>>7912928You are not Jessy
>>7912937No, dammit, keep your sub shit outta this
>>7912898>>7912825I'm going to need some links hereI haven't had a good tfboner in a long time
>>7912945They are artists.You can find them on Furaffinity or various TF sites that you should ALREADY KNOW.
>>7912910You mean the MMO's real, and not a joke?
>>7912946Holy shit a lot those came true
>>7912794Slutty Mare. TG/TF/futa/corruption masterrace.My New Year's Resolution was to swear off all human/furry porn, so I use horses to get my jollies
Why do Rainbow Dash and Tank get a long so well?Cause tortoises love fruits!
>>7912965Just google them, man.
>>7912957You can't prove that I'm not Jessy.
>>7912962you keep your snowballing shit outta this!this was supposed to be about kissing!
Luna or celestia?
>>7912946>powerful computers will be able to create adventure games infinitely more complex than those you can play on a micro today>tfw the true adventure game genre is ded.
>>7912980The six hour quest thing?That was a ton of fun.
>>7912992I am Jessy!
>>7913005That is an impossible decision and you are a bad person forcing me to choose
>>7913005double hotdoglets go
>>7913005In that picture?DEFINITELY LUNA, THAT BUTT I WANT TO EAT IT.
>>7913005Both.Luna, then Celestia. Then Luna again.
>>7912979We SURPASSED a lot of those predictions, actually.They'd be very proud of us, I'm sure.
>>7913005BothSitting on my face
>>7913033>>7912979It's cool how we've failed to achieve many of the dreams of past scientists, but god dammit if we don't have our super futuristic video games.
>>7912946>which will transmit your moves and those of your opponent with very little time delay
>>7912945>>7912965artists. FA /user/solidasp , /user/kuma and of course gryf
>>7913065I love this artist.I know you guys hate this artist, but I love this artist.Please don't hate me.
>>7913058Well you don't have to break physics to make "graphically advanced" vidya games
why do you fucknigs think you are entitled to both princesses
>>7913005Luna AND Celestia
>>7913016Supposedly, that and the rest of the ULTRA-ultra-fetish stuff(alicorn sounding, hivemother Twilight, etc) was done by one very depraved/bored anonI wish to bear his children
>>7913098I'm the only human in Equestria so naturally there's benefits.
>>7913095I do too.So dont worry.
>>7913108You mean that set is exclusively stuff by one guy?Can you post a link?
>>7913098Because I know I don't even deserve one so I might as well go for broke
>>7913106Did he just copy and paste those faces?
>>7913098Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
>>7912894I want to be holding her while I kiss her so we're as close as possible. Nice and slow, nothing aggressive. Maybe prod a bit with my tongue to see if she's receptive then probe further with it so we can swap our fluids. This is kind of hard because I've never kissed someone before.
>>7913140Hey, that's what I said 12 hours ago.
You don't really know what depravity is until you've masturbated to this.http://pastebin.com/GJy5nidy
>>7913098Because playing favorites was what caused NMM.You should be able to appreciate both in equal measure.
>>7913108Emptyaudio truly is a great man>>7913131https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lst is the main boxThe EmptyAudio folder is stuff he had a hand in writing
guys guys guyswhat if the princess coronation is to make celestia a queen
>>7913095Relax. I love me some Atryl. Siden is alright too
Pony should body check pony
Chrysalis = NMM >Luna > Celestia > cadence > Twilight
>>7913203I know I'd check a pony's body.
>>7913171>scat>not be soashamedponydo you even foodscat
>>7913185Flattery will get you everywhere. <3 <3
>>7913005See anon, the make it or break it question is:which has the bigger bush?
>>7913185>anthro trixie teases anonoh god, i can't believe someone saved that...
>>7913171>that feel whenIt helps that I wrote a lot of it too
>>7913171I have masturbated to that so hard.It's probably in the top 30 grossest things I've ever masturbated to multiple times.
>>7913237They're princesses. They're neatly trimmed.Luna's is styled in the shape of a crescent moon
>>7913248>this goes on for hours every day
>>7913239you should do more of it
>>7913248i think that pony is annoying.she was much less annoying in S2.i guess that is what you get for characterization now.
>>7913203Is MLPG going to watch the Super Bowl?
What does "Eternity's Shylock" mean? Something about a Jew who takes his "pound of flesh" at the end of the universe?
>>7913262That's bullshit, nobody's gonna see their pubes. If anything, I'd imagine they're let it grow out because it's more womanly to not trim.
>>7913287I only watch real sports.
>derpibooru's spoiler pic for season finale
>on /co/ earlier, thread about the PPG reboot>Some how ponies come up>People start bitching about the show>"Its just more blow average shit. I tried watching it once and had to turn it off after five minutes. There was some zebra witch doctor and she turned them into tiny ponies or something. It was pretty bad."You know, I usually respect other people's opinions when they like or not like something. But then they have an opinion and yeah I still respect it but what the heck. I probably should just avoid this site on Saturday afternoons
>>7913287I doubt MLPG will have anything going on about it on game day, but I sure as hell will be watching it
>>7913287rooting for the ravens
>>7913287You mean the advertising and board games party? Hell yeah I'm going.
http://i.imgur.com/Z8HUF7p.jpgNSFWI don't like it, but I'm trying.
>>7913287I have to work...
>>7913033>>7913058Now all I can think of is a man who designed games in the eighties who made all these predictions and projections as to what games would be like in the future, seeing a project made by his son today.It's all so different from what he was sure would happen. The technology he thought wouldn't catch on, did, wildly so!Playing a game with someone hundreds of miles away with minimal delay? Multiple controllers for a multiplayer game? Out the window. Now you can play with hundreds of people, all over the world, as if they're right there with you.Control over multiple characters? Control of the environments? Realistic displays? Now the characters and environments and even the PHYSICS in the games take care of themselves! It's unreal, how REAL it all feels now!It's all so beyond him now he doesn't even know where to start.His son smiles at him and says, "S-so what do you think, dad? It's not like YOU used to do it, but--""I was wrong.""H-huh?""You've gone so much further than I thought you would. You've proven me wrong today, son."He steps forward and hugs the young man, tears in his eyes."And I couldn't be more proud of you."
>>7913316Where's that spongebob picture
>>7913186Then why is it called the princess coronation?That makes no sense.....unless she was to become a DOUBLE princess
>>7913082>all this futa TrixieI don't know why it exists.But it gives me a boner.
>>7913300I prefer my princesses groovy.And groovy chicks let nature take its course.
I think I'm finished with this. I have a simple background if you'd like to see, but for now I'll just post a transparency. What do you think?
For the past 19 years, I had no idea guys weren't supposed to use hairbrushes/hairdryers. Everyone in my family doesIt was only mild shame when my new roommates laughed at all my shit, but it still hurt
>>7913323There better be cum all over his face in the finished version
>>7913248Why can't she be real?
>>7913349Because the penis is the ultimate sign of domination.
>>7913354I think Discord should have turned her pink as a joke.
>>7913354Looks good. Post background.
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
>>7913330T-that's a beautiful feel, anon...
>>7913353That artists humans are some of m favorites
>>7913333Makes more sense than shaving.
>>7913275u-uhm-maybe. someday. when I've had a bit to drink.
>>7913393Yeah, same here.
>>7913287What would it be like to have a super bowl party with the mane 6?I guess Pinkie would host with a lot of snack food and Dash and AJ would be into it, but I don't see it going over well for the rest
>>7912826>stinkymare thingbody odor is my biggest shameboner ever, there needs to be more of this
>>7913393GOD DAMMIT, THAT IS THE CUTEST DINKY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
>>7913383DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>7913372Then why do you have one?
>>7913383DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM
>>7913422The others would probably all be pretty bored/just there to hang out, and only get interested in the commercials
>>7913393>that Dinky-Doo>That SweetieOh My God.My heart...
>>7913430It's my absolute numero uno fetish.I haven't masturbated in years without imagining smells, I've realized. The harsher, the better.except for scat, that shit's fucking gross
>>7913422Yeah, I'm not too big on sports. But it would be cool to hang out with six friends and have snacks and get drunk and stuff.
>>7913422>implying Rarity wouldn't have to decline, since she's going to her parents' for their Super Bowl party>She's decked out with a team jersey, hat, drink carrier, and little foam hand for her horn>She's not the least bit embarrassed.
>>7913439>>7913461Derpy isn't that bad either
>>7913393The dinky and sweetie might be samefacing pretty hard, but the designs of the characters themselves are great.
>>7913464heh."that shit's gross."
>>7913422I mostly go to superbowl parties for the food and the company.The only pull the game itself holds for me is the occasional awesome play, like that 100-yard run the Cardinals made a few years back, as well as the halftime shows and the commercials.
>>7913492This is a really cool artist.Did they do this one too?
>>7913464It's precisely BECAUSE it's gross that it's so arousing.
You're in the kiss cam with worst pony, what do you do?
>>7913492Her arms are too long and her hands are too big.
>>7913490Artfags where are you
>>7913464Smelly feet and sweaty girls coming home after an intense workout annihilate my boner
>>7913422AJ would be a total Cowboys fan, Dash would be...Steelers or Patriots probably.They'd spend the whole game trash talking and bantering with each other.Pinkie/Rarity/Fluttershy would probably get bored and just be there for the party/commercials.Twilight would have a big ass blackboard and do a John Madden analysis of every play and how the stats compare with every previous Bowl.
>>7913536What is the kiss cam?
>>7913492What's with the box? Why did the artist include so much blank space?
>>7913526oh my goshoh my gosh
>>7913536I'm sorry Rarity but you're an ugly horse.
>>791352610/10 would let Lyra sit next to me on the couch as I rubbed her head
>>7913393that Sweetie reminds me of NanakoI love it
>>7913526>You will never have a Lassiejack;;;;;;_;;;;;;
>>7913534Are you me?
>>7913536but which pony is worst pony?
>>7913490>And she fully expects you to attend.>Well, not her, more her father.
>>7913526>Derpy doggy's tail slamming the ground with quick heavy thuds
>>7913536>TwistI give her a very deliberate handshake.
>>7913492>"Teeeeee-ter Totter, TEEEEEE-ter totter...!"
>>7913538>>7913490Seconding, especially because her dad looks like Mike Ditka and has the football cutie mark.He's totally a Bears or Cheesehead fan, especially given the accent.
>>7913536Kiss my beer.
>>7913537Well you know what they say about a girl with long arms and big handsThey are very ugly
>>7913526>Zecora PitbullYo that's racus!
What can I use at a convention booth table to help display my prints for easy visibility, height, and convenience?What do most people use?
>>7913374While funnier, this really messes with the complimentary color scheme I was trying to go for.
>>7913393I just wanna pick Sweetie up and hug her!
>>7913536>PinkieI dunno, probably on the cheek or something for the fans.
>>7913604He's got a pretty obvious Chicago accent.The MOM is the one who sounds a bit further north, closer to Wisconsin.
>>7913612And they've got a big dick.
>>7913586>come home from work>she's at the door, barking her head off>come inside>she immediately turns around and beats the shit out of your shins with her wildly wagging tail
http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_jobI would kill a man to have my favorite pony do this to me
>>7913611It'll be really embarrassing, but I guess I gotta kiss her. But who is the worst pony?
>>7913625An easel on the desk?
>>7913547>Pinkie>Boared by anything
>>7913644God, Derpy would be such an awful dog.
>>7913589That Applejack and Fluttershy and possibly the Rainbow Dash's hair are about the only human things by Emlan that I don't like.
>>7913627Thank you for humoring me.I'm saving both versions.
>>7913644>come insideHow untoward!
>>7913627I love your coloring, White, good job.
Found out you could just order female hormones off the internet. Time to be best trap
Just one question guys. What replaced ponybooru after it was shut down?
>>7913665I know what you mean about AJ and Flutters, but I really like short hair on human Dash.
>>7913653That's not tall enough, and is just table-level. I mean like, big display racks/towers that people have and plaster their prints on. You want height
>>7913592>she finally loses her balance and the box falls off her head>"JENGA!">she giggles to herself>"...Wait.">she picks up the fallen box>the sound of broken glass shifting around comes from inside>"...Oh..."
>>7913679wait reallywhy am I considering this
>>7913661>out in the back yard, grilling>She running around in the yard playing>Go inside with the food, closing the sliding glass door behind you>She runs into it full force>You've had her for nearly a decade and she still doesnt learn
>>7913679I wonder if you can overdose on them.I wonder if it would kill you.
>>7912031HAHI'd rather gossip with bon bon though
>>7913683Nothing. We send each other pictures by post now.
>>7913691>"I wonder why they are shipping maracas...
>>7913721If you survive, you are reborn as She-Zow!
>>7913679I don't know if it's the same thing, but I saw bulk packages of estrogen at Costco the other day just sitting on the shelves.
>>7913679>>7913706No really, what this guy said.>>7913728
>>7913639My new headcanon is that both her parents are huge football fans, and they made filly Rarity do a year of peewee football.Her parents have the only picture of her in her oversized padding and helmet.
>>7913732>by post>not by mailDude I've sent you a picture of Twilight some days ago, did you receive it?
>>7913732Ooh, White, I have another search query:octavia cum_inflation
>>7913653Something like this is more what I was thinking off. Is it just PVC pipe? And is there like, kits for stuff like this?
I shouldn't waste my whole night here on MLPG againNext pony posted I will love and hug and pretend to cuddle unconditionally
>>7912373>getting drunk>around poniestake pictures
>>7913740I MUST DO THISI COULD BE SHE-LARIOUS
>>7913719>wave a stick and toss it in the back yard>she just stares at it for a moment then back at you, panting dumbly>later you're inside and you toss a piece of paper into the trash can>she bolts into the room and sends the can clattering to the floor, grabbing the paper and trotting back over to you before dropping it at your feet, her tail thumping expectantly
>>7912031>you'll never see Celestia spill all her dirty dirty secrets about the mane 6
>>7913719>Install a dog door into the garage.>You come in the front door and you hear toe nails scrape on the hard concrete trying to get purchase.>You brace for it before it comes.>A massive thus can be heard on the garage door.>A few seconds later she come barging around the corner, ecstatic that you are back.
>>7913787GOD DAMMIT DERPYSTUPID DOG! YA MADE ME LOOK BAD! OOGABOOGABOOGA!!
>>7913706A fraction(maybe ~15%) of MLPG has gender issues. Probably why they're so into futa
>>7913798That is just fucking ADORABLE.
>>7913773Not him but.It's how I update my blog...
>>7913393>Sweetie will never walk up beside you and hold your hand>you'll never look over to see her smiling up at you
>>7913825It's the sweater, man. It's too cute.
>>7913723and what replaced derpybooru after it was shut down?
>>7913814I don't have gender issues, I'm just extremely bi.
LIKE A GOOD NEIGH-BOR, STATE FARM IS THEREWITH YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>7913847Derpibooru hasn't been shut down.derpiboo.ru
>>7913812Derpy's a nice enough dog and all, but I guess she's not perfect
>>7913867die cis scum
>>7913866It was, jokes on you. Oh wait...
>>7913814I'm a male physically and mentally and I'm 100% straight and I'm into futa, so I find that generalization improbable
I miss /co/.More specifically, I miss the Toph/Sari r34 that used to be all over page 0 back in '08
>>7913812>Derpy wakes you up in the middle of the night, jumping up and down on your bed>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!">swat her on the head with a rolled-up newspaper>"Shut up!">roll over and go back to sleep>"Stupid dog..."
>>7913814When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a girl. I would have dreams about it and stuff. I had a small amount of dolls, and I watched several girl cartoons. My babysitters dressed me in girl clothes all the time when I was like four. But I seemed to "grow out of it" pretty quickly, by the time I was like ten.
>>7913901>Die later that night of carbon monoxide poisoning
>>7913914...And here you are now.
>>7913839Cute sweaters, you say?Hey I just realised...isn't Gravity Falls supposed to be taking place during summer? How come Mabel's always wearing a big, fluffy sweater!?
>>7913860BLAH BLAH INSURANCE PONY COME HELP.
>>7913947it's Oregoneven in the summer the weather blows
>>7913947Cause the north west is chilly?
>>7913947Because Oregon.>>7913942Funny how things work out. I don't really have fantasies about wanting to be female anymore.
>>7913947I wear sweaters pretty much 24/7it's kind of my thing
>>7913954I got you a Fluttershy...
>>7913954Here I am!
>>7913825>(Oh god oh god she's holding my hand I don't even know who she is)
Why does Western culture encourage teens/young adults to drink, sometimes to the point of blacking out and vomitting/shitting errywhere?
>>7913980I would bathe her.
>>7913947These two are some of my favorite cartoon characters right now
>>7913980cheap ass ponesurance.
>>7913991I don't know why you're asking that in this thread.I also don't know if that sort of thing is really "encouraged".
>>7913972That's good anon.It's not healthy.
>>7913839a trip to Sweatertown can make any girl cuter
>>7913991To forget about our terrible education system.
>>7913999Good god, what I wouldn't give to be in the middle of a nonsexual cuddle three-way with those two.
>>7913987>Twilight from State Farm helps you through all your paper work and gets you everything you need in a timely fashion >Derpy shows you how many eggs she can stuff in her mouth at once
>>7914015I'm a big man, I can't fit inside that puny girl sweater.
Dare I venture into the Gravity Falls general?I've already seen my share of milkmare/please kidnap me/tulpa/hypno stuff, don't think there could be anything worse than that
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>7913931>implying she wouldn't miraculously save your life while you slept>implying you'd notice when you woke up in the morning>implying you wouldn't keep treating her like the stupid dog she is, completely unaware
>>7914027>the answer is two>she tries to get to three every time but just ends up getting yolk all over your shoes
>>7913679That's extremely dangerous, anon.Be sure to carefully read about how much you can take without killing yourself. Hormones are powerful as fuck.Also consider antiandrogens to minimize the masculinity. (Again, read up on safe limits.)
Why are the two humanized rainbow dash's I drew getting popular? I drew and uploaded them ages ago.
>>7914041GFG is all incest talk. So, not terribly different.
>>7913987I'd choose blah blah insurance every if it gave me an very cute pony
>>7914053I dont know, but if you post them, I'll probably just hate them and point out all the flaws of which I;m certain I can contrive numerous.
>>7914027Twilight = State FarmPinkie = ProgressiveApplejack = AllstateRainbow = ESuranceRarity = GeicoFluttershy = Nationwide
>>7913943but I'm following you alreadyupdate when
>>7914053Such nice tits and ass. Wish you'd do more. I'm sick of flat chests.
>>7914041>>7914054I've been thereIts literally all incest all the time. I mean yeah here we're a bunch of faggots wanting to fuck horses and what not. But with them in constant.Also they're getting one new episode in a few weeks, then ANOTHER hiatus for no one knows how long
Here's a princess horse inked and colored.
>>7914092When that dies, then that will make 5 great cartoons canceled in 2013.
>>7914104>you will never use the riding crop a little
>>7914104I like that princess horse, but where's her wings?
>>7914110I kinda wish FIM would be number six rather then have it continue the way its heading
>>7914104S-SUCH UNCOUTH CLOTHING ON A PRINCESSUNACCEPTABLE
>>7914077>implying Fluttershy wouldn't go for Geico because of the cute little Gecko>implying racist Applejack wouldn't use Progressive because of the black guy in the commercialsPinkie would make a great Flo though
>>7914050Thanks for the words of caution, already read up on dosages and cardiovascular risks and whatnot. Don't think I'll actually go through with it in the long runI'll just wait until science creates viable futas
>>7914142Yeah, I was thinking Pinkie would be Flo.
>>7914142I know what you mean. They have similarities I bet they'd seem almost like family.Pinkie would probably even call her aunt flow!
>>7914126>foam hoof>not foam hand
>>7914104would Celestia make a good steed?
>>7914186I thought it was funnier that way.
>>7914165>that feel when you might not live long enough to upload into a slutty pony body
>>7914186>not a foam middle-finger hand that says "Your Team Sucks"
>>7914126>Rarity with her usual fancy hair under a sports caphelp me I am die
>>7914186I wonder if there is a creature in Equestria that has five fingers.
>>7914155PUT IT AWAY APPLE BLOOM
>>7914211it's tied into pigtails
the only boyfriend I would accept for Twilight is if she had a penpal boyfriend whom she'd never seen beforealternatively, she just claims to have a boyfriend, but says he lives in canterlot so that's why her friends have never met him
>>7914203>Closet by Henmaru Machino will never be possible
>>7914226Doesn't Iron Will have hands?
What conventions are you going to this year?
>>7914126Do you think only Earth ponies are allowed to play Football?What would their team be named?
>Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess.Marries Blueblood.
Any interesting news?
>>7914069You mean besides the fact I never even finished it? I liked this one until I realized the proportions were horrendous and broken
>>7914246But he has four fingers.
>>7914243don't get roped into compromises anonTwilight was shut-in and friendless before Ponyville, nothing else is canon
>>7914289Yes, new studies show that I'M THE GREATEST
>>7914243Yeah more like they introduce her boyfriend who she's had all along and just never got around to mentioning.
>>7914263It's probably comparable to Warhammer's Blood bowl, with less blood.
What's next weeks episode supposed to be about anyways?
>>7914298No he has three fingers and a thumb.
>>7914303Keep dreaming.Because I am the greatest.
>>7914290That Dash looks stupid.
>>7914299that's why penpals work, since they're the friend-equivalent for shut-insalternatively the plot is about her getting a penpal
>>7914243That would be hilarious and awkward.
>>7914310Castanza is making an appeal to host the next Pone Olympics in the Crystal Empire.
>>7914290Do it one more time? The sexy potential is there.
>>7914310The equestrian Special Olympics
>>7914305And he's the son of the queen of Equestria
I honestly feel like the show is going in the absolute worse direction and is undoing everything it had accomplished
>>7914289There's a cute game on the hub
>>7914310The girls finally arrive at Chrysallis' fortress to get the CMC back.
>>7914337>It happens in season 4 post-alicorn-princess-Twilight>Twilight goes to meet some dork in a backwater town in her full princess regalia plus honor guard
>>7914364Assuming Derpy is not retarded, and just cross-eyed, wouldn't she qualify for the PARAlympics?
>>7914290>DA SHflat chest makes sense but big titty dash fits her flashy bragging cunt routine pretty well too
>>7914305If they lampshaded just how out of the blue it is and the boy was hopelessly weird-no, it wouldn't even work.I still kind of wish Twilight's friends did more than just act surprised when she mentioned her brother. Like they went on a small tangent about how she never mentioned she had a brother. Just acknowledging the fact she never brought it up would have made it better.
>>7914390Oh yeah, I saw that happened. Link
>>7914388it is, it makes you remember that Hasbro is a company owned by evil jews
>>7914399An olympics full of paralyzed people sounds really boring.
>>7914388I am feeling the same way, but you and I should both really really wait and see what happens.
>>7914243>Twilight's pen pal boyfriend is actually one of Equestrias most violent criminals on death row.>"Well today seems to be my last day here, love, perhaps we will write again to one another one day.">'I wonder where hes going that doesn't even have a post office...'
>>7914372make an episode where twilight gets a penpal boyfrienduse it to teach girls about the perils and potential of internet dating
>>7914388Well, when it's over, at least you'll have some other shows to watch like...um...But hey, the comics will still be going!
>>7914397>"There he is!">all the guards instantly swarm him, surrounding him on all sides with their spears pointed at him>"N-No, we're not capturing him...">after a moment's hesitation they all raise their spears>"...So! Sorry I'm late!">"...it's fine...">the poor stallion looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest
>>7914443>Good goyFixed that for you.
what the fuck happened to korra
>>7914347>Another episode about the Crystal Empire
>>7914388WELCOME TO CAPITALISMWHERE ART GOES TO DIE
>>7914472Coming in either april or early summer
>>7914243The pen-pal boyfriend is basically the internet-boyfriend of the pre-internet age, so that's basically Twilight's perfect relationship.I do kind of like the idea of an episode about her friends trying to get her to meet this guy in person already and she don't wanna 'cause uggggh real relationships are harrrrd.
>>7914448>internet datingI was thinking the same thing.Like he turns out to be very different than in the letters he's written.Like he's a fat, ponytailed weirdo with thick glasses who collects figurines of the Wonderbolts and Princesses and stuff.
>>7914448>all the other ponies share their horror stories to dissuade her from going through with a meetup>Twilight insists that her pen pal is different and that everything's going to be fine>they set a date and when he shows up he's a perfectly normal stallion>during dinner he offhandedly mentions that he's not really a fan of reading>"Oh god you were all right, why didn't I trust my friends?!"
>>7914390I figured you guys already talked about it to death so I didn't bring it up... All the level data (and game settings) are stored in XML files and somebody downloaded the files. Mods are in the works.>>7909096You can unlock the items in the gamesettings.xml file.
>>7914418http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/racing-is-magic/?soc=fbk_hub_hsm_0213_001Password is HUBTV
>>7914498And we learn that true love is about shallow appearances. Brilliant!
>>7914420>>7914481>Hasbro is going to do to this show what they did to Xcom
>>7914498>"You like Princess Celestia too?! You never told me!">instant sex
>>7914498Oh man, it would be so cool if they did an episode with a creepy obsessed nerdy brony-analogue, like that one episode of Powerpuff Girls.But they'd never do it.
>>7914448>Twilight sends letters to her secret pen pal boyfriend through the regular post>Spike stumbles across a cache of letters she was hiding to mail later and mistakes them for letters for the princess>Celestia reads the letters and realizes Twilight's been hiding a relationship from her"My little ponyyyyy, my little ponyyyyy, ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhh..."
>>7914388I blame Obama. You vote him president again and he destroyed ponies.
>>7914509THEY FORGOT AJ'S FUCKING FRECKLES
>>7914530But X-Com gets rave reviews. I was just playing and enjoying it.
>>7914426Yeah, I can see the whole thing just being a big flop
>>7914308>one wikipedia search laterJesus. If Rarity's dad played THAT...
>>7914498>"YOU'VE GOT A DOLL OF ME?!?"
>>7914520>Shallow appearancesHe's a creepy obsessive nerd. And he lied about his life, so he's manipulative.The fatness and glasses and ponytail would just be for comedy's sake.
>>7914537I would also love this.
>>7914243heard this idea beforemy favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirerthen when twilight gets too into it they freak out about breaking her heart and draft some stallion into pretending to be her admirer so he can let her down easy
>>7914532>Twilight has a boner for creepy obsessed nerds.I like that pone. ;_;
>>7914481TIME TO DIIEEEE YEAAAAHHHhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWezb39yjKc
>>7914562MLP will never have that PPG episode.
>tfw your most intense orgasm is to something shameful and disgusting>stoned and edging for 2 hours to greentext fetish stories>someone posts a fatherless link of a guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat>every time he plunges to the hilt, it winks with a juicy squelching sounds while dripping marecum everywhere>my shameboner is reaching critical mass>mindblowing orgasm that takes my breath away and makes me groan like a wounded animal while I shoot load after load fucking everywhere >post-orgasm crash hits and I'm consumed by shame as I get a roll of paper towels to clean up my messshamegasms are the best, until you come back down to reality
>>7914564You could just do that with rarity dating online blueblood
>>7914486>Turns out he's the librarian of the next town over.>Twilight can't talk to stallions in person.>They spend their whole date reading silently in the same room and passing notes.
>>7914570>my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirerSIMPSONS DID ITSIMPSONS DID IT
>>7914593Simpsons also went to shit. So, they have that in common.
>>7914539that would actually be a kinda wicked cold-opening, and the plot being as much about twilight wanting to hide something personal and embarrassing from the princess as the pen-panl himself
>>7914588"Oh god, what did I masturbate to?"
>>7914558No noXCOM now is by Firaxis, the people behind the Civilization games.Hasbro bought the rights to the game when Microprose went under and turned what was a tactical squad game of strategy and intrigue, into a mindless FPS and flight simulator To have ponies be like XCOM now would be having someone like Disney buy it after it goes under for a decade or so
>>7914589>They finally agree to meet.>"YOU!">'YOU AGAIN?!'
>>7914591That'd be the ideal date for meEspecially if its a guy
>>7914602That feel, you feel like shit when you're finally done, totally disgusted with yourself.
>>7914290Shit man, that's a nice Dash you got there.
>>7914599MLP now >>>>>>>>>>> Simpsons nowSimpsons then >>>>>>>>>> MLP then
>>7914399>>7914426>it turns out she IS a Paralympian, and disabled athletes from all over Equestria compete>after knowing this for some time, you finally get up the courage to ask her what the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics is.>"We compete for medals - not hugs."
>>7914602yeah, that sounds familiar...
>Racing game>Earth ponies race on the farm>Pegasuses in the sky>Unicorns IN THE FUCKING EVERFREE FORESTMaster race as always
>>7914570>Twilight waiting in town square wearing a blue lilac in her hair, waiting to see a stallion recognize it>Shamefaced Dash and Pinkie come up to her>Break the news that they wrote the letters themselves>Twilight's heart crushed to paste>Runs crying back to the libraryM-my heart...
>>7914649NODON'T DO THIS TO MEI'LL DIE
>>7914588>guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heatL-link?
>>7914649literally worse than MMDW
>>7914649>not>"Oh I knew it was you two all along">"It's hard not to notice the rainbow glitter and the sweets from Sugarcube Dinner">"I'm here for my real date"
>>7914631>"Awesome.">Lean down to fistbump her.>She misses the first time.>"What do you do, anyways?">'Javelin!'
>>7914649>Pinkie>Doing thatlel noDid you even see GTBO?
>>7914649What if they really did do a super serious and emotionally heavy episode just out of nowhere?I don't know what I'd think.
>>7914649>she's in there for days>just sobbing>not even Spike can get her to come out.
>>7914397Twilight having trouble trying to date after becoming a princess is for some reason really funny to me, like take all the portrayals of her as an awkward dork and throw in the separation caused by being a royal divine.
>>7914677>Real dateANd who would that be?
>>7914677>>7914719>"That's also us"
>>7914710>Luna wants to keep all the qt colts
>>7914591I could see Fluttershy's first real date turning out this way too.
>>7914710> a closet full of colts they pull out like coats for cuddles and coituscute.
>>7914679>"...So, uh...how do you do?">"Gold medalist, three years running!"
>>7914734Can I have Pinkie?Somebody pick up Dash for us.
>>7914710Weaver does it again
>>7914693>He tries luring her out by sliding a book tied to a string under the door and fishing her out.>It just gets yanked on so hard he slams into the door.
>>7914757>Two humans double dating poniesWhat sort of hijinks are we in for?
>>7914752>"It really helps when the spotter runs the other way after you hit them.">'...'
>>7914757>Dash gets stuck with methat's what she gets for being a cunt
>>7914689Obviously they start it off innocently and don't realize it could hurt her feelings, but she writes a really sincere response and they keep the prank going. By the time they realize they've gone too far they can't stop without hurting her feelings.I liked the one idea where Dash and Pinkie get [Stallion] to pretend to be the admirer and go on a date with Twilight, only for Twilight to realize they don't know anything that was in the letters and the whole three's company style scheme to fall apart, but it's mostly okay since the date with [Stallion] goes okay anyway.Lesson for the kids about making sure your pranks and fun don't hurt the people you care about, badda bing badda boom.
>>7914760>that feel when you realize you lieve in Weaverville
>>7914775Basically just being awesome and having pony girlfriends.I mean, let's face it. If we actually HAD our waifus, we would never argue about who's best.
>>7914757I brought AJ.
>>7914719this one, of course
>>7914710its luna's expression in the last panel that makes this.it's so "oh god, she really thought we had a harem, she is so fucked up."
I give you guys, an Inkycorn!Drawn by: Soup
>>7914816But Cherrilee is a mare!
>>7914809But what if the ponies talk about whos husbando is stronger? I would have to prove that I am the superior husband.
>>7914817"What the hell did my sister stick in this ponies messed up little head about being a princess..."
>>7914588>still feeling shame over what you masturbate toHow long have you been on this site?
>>7914830Souper souper cute.
>>7914830And a red version, because I thought it looked neat.
>>7914817>>7914841Well, Im sure we know what Twilight's first order of business will be. books.
>>7914834I would do my best, but I know Pinkie'd love me anyway if I failed.
>>7914834Careful. I fight dirty.
>>7914830Hey Dooks can you color something are are you going to bed?
Oh, and I'm still streaming, by the way.http://www.livestream.com/dooksRarity and Sweetie Belle next!
>>7914816>>7914833>There will never be an episode that tells girls it's ok to like girls
>>7914834AJ and Dash would probably be the ones to do that.Rarity would be content with knowing she'd found her prince.Twilight and Fluttershy would be shy about their relationships, but a little goading will get them talking about how sweet they arePinkie would be Pinkie
>>7914834Oh lord, Brony gladiatorial matches.Winner gets to stay in Equestria, loser is shamed and exiled into Pony Mexico.Only on Hay-Per-View
>>7914878>As long as you record it.
>>7914601The show's really been missing an episode that actually examines and tests Twilight's relationship with Celestia. Lesson Zero showed her slavish devotion and Celestia's infinite patience, sure, but what about a case where Celestia's wrong? Or wants to do something Twilight disagrees with? It'd be neat if for once Celestia had to learn a lesson, or does something that makes Twilight uncomfortable or puts undue stress on her and Twilight talking to her about it is part of the lesson.
>>7914882Pinkie would initiate a jousting match or polo game with each mare sitting on their human's shoulders.
>>7914872I'm still coloring!What did you needed?
>>7914895That kind of happened in the wedding episodes.
>>7914895If lesson zero is any indication, if Celestia did show a lack of patience, Twilight would probably kill herself in shame.
>>7914589If they ever do another Trixie episode it should basically be like this, although it probably wouldn't be for a date.
>>7914690Oh god, they do one of THOSE episodes.>There is no moral>Just sad>Little girls and bronies everywhere cry for weeksI still say they could do that with a Luna and Celestia episode>Celestia sends NMM Luna to the moon>Celestia is entirely alone, the only immortal not locked away or destroyed>To live a thousand years without the only one who understands what eternity means>She promises she'll wait forever>The final scene has Celestia standing on the balcony quietly gazing up at the moon every night>Below we can see Ponyville grow over the years, decades, centuries>Mountains shift in the distance>Monuments are erected>The Everfree is pushed back>And Celestia stands there every night on her balcony, thinking of her sister
>>7914888If the pink one was on the line, no one could stop me.No one.
>>7914888Where have the equine puns gone?
>>7914888Reminds me of the Waifu Olympics we talking about some time agoOh man that was a fun thread
Would your favorite pony be proud of you?
>>7914926Fuck fuck fuck.Both Futurama and Hey Arnold seemed to have a lot of episodes like that.But I just don't see it happening with ponies. I would go full brony and feel emotions if it did, though.
>>7914955No.Most of the other ones would be though.
>>7914955She would be proud of my original character
>>7914912Well if you could do this I'd be grateful
>>7914947I vaguely remember that being somehow connected to this.
>>7914923>Implying a blind date Twixie episode wouldn't be great
>>7914955Not if she saw how messy my desks are...
>>7914955>PinkieNo, I don't think so. I'm not incredibly sociable, although I'm not a full shut-in.But we could have fun together, and I'd go to all her parties.
>>7914918>>7914922In the wedding episodes, Celestia's disappointment was enough to snap Twilight's will over her knee, and Lesson Zero further reinforces Twilight's inability to disagree with Celestia. The fear mirror in the Crystal Empire just went even further to show that Twilight only thinks of Celestia as someone she could fail or disappoint, not someone she could disagree with or oppose.The closes thing to development on this point was probably when she snapped a little at the idea of bringing Discord to Ponyville, and even then she quickly covered herself.If Twilight's really supposed to become a Princess, she'll have to become at least a little closer to an equal. She has to stand her ground in front of Celestia eventually.
>>7914966Twily J. Fry - Named for her sister, to carry on her spirit. I miss you little sister, always and forever.-Shining
>>7914988why rarity a lamia
>>7914955No one is proud of me, anon.
>>7914955Yes. I've gone from never having done a single day of hard work in my life to coming home at sunset every night with my hands cut, scraped and bruised, caked with half an inch of oil, dirt and grease. I couldn't be more proud of myself.
>>7915016Oh, I see what you mean.You know, I actually could see something like that happening at one point.
>>7915002It'd be great, but good luck sneaking lesbians past the censorsTwilight being sent a student to help train or a partner for some sort of contest and it turning out to be Trixie would be a fun way to handle it though
>>7915022DON'T YOUFORGET ABOUT ME
>>7915016>It's forbidden to create your own magic, and Celestia lets her know that clearly.>But it's the only choice she has.>So she goes against Celestia and does it anyways.
>>7915016>The final lesson of Friendship is Magic>kill your parents
>>7915002>"This is not a date! The Great and Powerful Trixie would never stoop so low as to take her sworn nemesis out on a date!">"Trixie, you're not my nemesis-">"Don't marginalize me!"
>>7914955NopeI don't think anyone would be
>>7914775Speaking of that, I kinda want a pic of all of Aspirant's Anons from his quests and MSOB's Lyraquest Anon in a date with their ponies (Pinkie, Rarity, Luna(Lyra with their kid)). And Puff and Sweetie could be in the background too.
>>7915048They got Lyra and Bonbon in.
>>7914966While I agree with hey Arnold, old Futurama was on a whole nother goddamn level. The writers of those episodes were talents unto themselves.
>>7914988Sure! If you had a version without the construction lines would be better, but I can work with that if you want.
>>7914989NahIt was something elseBasically all of us get our own Equestria so we can have all our waifus. All of them would be identical.Also each Equestria would have a portal that leads to a Restaurant between Universes where all of us would meet from time to time.And every year we'd have the Waifu Olympics All Xfags in a team against the others compeating in events from every possible field not just sport while the wiafus watch, f course all of them in their own stand. All AJs in a place, all Rarities the same an so on.And in the end there would be a huge ass Team fight with medieval weapons, you know swords, spears, halberds and so on.
>>7915016that's risky, since celestia's a mother-figure in the show and a big part of kids shows is to reinforce obedience to mother figures
>>7915100Sorry this is the one posted
you guyswhy is winking so erotic
>>7915084Oh yeah, we had that idea a while back. a 'class photo' with all the questanons at a bar, just chatting.And lyraquestanon off to the side nursing a bottle of Maker's Mark with a thousand yard stare,
>>7915113You fucked up.
>>7915091But all we know for sure is that they hang out together. We can say they're friends.Oh wait, this is one of those troll things, isn't it? Well done, anon.
>>7915099And now we are one.
>>7914784[Stallion] is best pony, trying to protect Twilight's feelings like that
>>7915133>implying winking is voluntarily
>>7915075>Eventually Trixie drops the act>Speaks like how she wrote to Twily>They actually really like each other>Love discussing magic together
>>7915096That's because most of the writers on futurama were originally golden age simpsons writers.This is why the simpsons really plummeted around 1999. Because all the good writers left for futurama.
>>7915101Yes, I do remember that.I also remember some weirdness about identical waifus perhaps switching places.
so /co/, how do you feel about certain shows being cancelled lately?
>>7915148Shining armor stop shipping your sister.
>>7915099I remember the days when we had a steady supply of feels and cute fics and pics coming in.Such good times cannot last forever I suppose.
>>7915184People are complaining about it but I haven't heard shit.What all is being cancelled
>>7915184I only watch grown up shows for adults.
>>7915138Obviously they could be, but considering how they appear together an unusually common amount and considering what they're known for in the fandom is a relationship, it seems like the reason they would be put together in the show frequently is because someone making the show is aware of the fandom depiction and figures that putting two background ponies together a lot isn't going to rock the boat.
>>7915205I think we just need to stop driving away anyone who makes this place a little better.
>>7915145shipping [stallion]/twilight like a mad fool
>>7915173I do not remember that.. That would be kinda cool tough. But it could end horribly. No it will end horribly
So I know the adult fans of pone barely even register as a market for Hasbro.That said, was this new game released to distract or appease us given the Alicorn drama?Strange timing, and you need a code to access it. Not sure the "Actual" audience would be able to get access to it.
>>7915215You DO know that lyrabon showed up in the background of the show together frequently before the fans picked up on it, right?
>>7915212so how about that Breaking Bad?
>>7914850You're a sick fuck if you think wanting to fuck a horse isn't something shameful.
>>7915084I'd love to see what all the Anons from the Teen Feels at a diner or something together.
>>7915232He may be from the piss but Tracy is a cool dude.
>>7915148Something like the lower left of this pic.Honestly I'm really hoping Trixie comes back and its something like that.
>>7915255What is pornography even for then?
>>7915191SHE'S SO LONELYDID YOU SEE HOW SAD INSIDE SHE WAS AT THE WEDDING?TRIXIE IS A NICE MARETWILIGHT COULD DO A LOT WORSE
>>7915148it would take quite awhile thoughshe's a tough nut to crack
>>7915215I think the show is mostly approving of their friendship but since the fandom mostly knows them as lesbians, I guess that's fair.Kind of like how Berry Punch looked a little tipsy on the train last week.
>>7915144The circle is complete
So how many of you here can get past sadpanda?
THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE
>>7912492>>7912690>>7912902Where do you find this stuff?
>>7915260Gross we would have to like, take our pictures or something!
>>7915291fuck off faggot
>>7915261Tracy is probably one of the shitiest things this fandom came up along with Milkmare
>>7915241How long do you think it took them to make this game, anon?If they had it already designed out and planned before this happened, sure. But I'm thinking it's just a coincidence.
>>7915222I think that would be a great start.
>>7915300GO PONY GOGO PONY GOMOJO JOJO
>>7915302I don't think that's what he meant, man...
>>7915302Not like that.I mean the Anonymous from each of the stories.
>>7915291Hey fuck off, he came here and chilled out just fine.
>>7915260>implying I would go
>>7915301I was the last person you quoted.Here's the website I was referring to: http://textfiles.com/Check it out, it's a really cool look into a different time.
>>7915309man just go back to /mlp/, you have a whole board to shitpost, why come here?
>>7915309seriously brofuck off
>>7915319>>7915320Oh right...I don't want to have to find a camera.
>you fuck off>no you fuck off
>>7915312Dude. Nicholas Cage cutie mark.
>>7915355how do i turn fuck offfuck if i know how to do that
>>7914821https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29ab96186c659959e6ad62e33eaanother hot as fuck mare video, it's a horse trained to suck dick and it swallows the guy's load
What if Twilicorn is a dream episode
>>7915358Point is? Doesn't make it any less shitty
>>7915374>this faggot again
>>7915343>>7915345I'm sorry, I'm not from MLPG. I am, however, going to enjoy myself rather than be a miserable sack of shit, why don't you go pout in the corner and I'll call your mothers to come pick you up
Idea for a Drawfag. Marker (not the pony) fighting Hasbro logo.
>>7915312I bet you think he takes the grimdark bullshit seriously too and get mad at it.
>>7915320Well we know what one of them looks like.
>>7915314Not that hard to believe they've had it knocking around for a while, it is just a simple flash game.
>>7915376>Twily wakes up wet
>>7915376What if it ends up that from S1 onward was all a dream, Twilight having been hypnotized by Nightmare Moon the entire time
>>7915358It's not even a very good Nicolas Cage.Corwin does the best Nicolas Cage.
>>7915399>The rest of them look like Texanon.Teen body, same adult sized head.
>>7915409EhI like his Danny and Obama
>>7915409Sure is Matt Groenig in there.
>>7915409Abe Lincoln minus hat and facial hair
>>7915429What if they were all TexAnon's little brothers?
>>7915451Anything wrong with that?
>>7915456let's not get ridiculous here
"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012This is Obama's America.
>>7915456>they never talk>They just stare>That's how they communicate
>>7915456All hyper and excited?
>>7915372Holy christ, why would you ever stick your cock in a horse's mouth? Have you seen their teeth?
>>7915476>It's how they communicate.>How they feed.>How they excrete waste.>How they make love.
>>7915476>Bring your girlfriend to meet your family>your big brother glares at her, face furrowing in an impossibly-deep scowl>have to tell her he's asking her to pass the salt
>>7915476>they never break eye contact>Breakfast is just them looking at eachother at a table
>"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012"Why can't you use proper english you illiterate mongoloid." - Anon, to Anon, 2013
>>7915511>You blink and you swear some of the food is gone and the fork is soiled.
>>7915470Yeah, kind of a dumb idea, now that I think about it.I just like the idea that each Anonymous is different from the others, based on the girls.Like Silver Spoon's would be the big strong one, and DT's would be the fast-talker, or Sweetie's would be the musician and Scoots' is the sports nut.
>>7915506oh fuck my sides
>>7915474>not Obama's Republic of HitlerstanFTFY. Fuck I feel old
>>7915512>not capitalizing "English">2012+1Anon, can you please explain to the class why you're such a pathetic excuse for a writer?
But Texanon talks
>>7915506>he stares at Diamond>"...What are YOU looking at?">she tries to stare him down in return>she lasts about 5 seconds before shrinking back into her chair>"Okay, okay, I get it! You win!"
>>7915409the three best are Obama, Pilkington and Chris.
>>7915573That's an isolated accident. He was just overwhelmed by the fancy clothes
>Texanon is the only thing in your pony folder that you can legally use outside of the board.
>>7915565WHERE'S THE CUM REII already fapped and now I'm going to bedWhen I wake up there better be some cumRei, plz
>>7915541>ApplebloomAnon starts out pale and kind of flabby, but ends up the most muscular and tan.
>>7915598You don't stare down a man of this magnitude.It's futile to even try.
>>7915541I figured Scoots would get the Dork.or would that be Babs?
>>7915612>post it>immediately somebody asks why a generic anime character is on an mlp background
>>7915603And the worst?
>>7915640Is Texanon immune to Fluttershy's stare?
>>7915647I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas. You're free to throw some in yourself.
There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing. I have clearly passed that point.
>>7915657He is a generic anime character
>>7915657>Counter by asking them why they think it's a MLP background.>They fucked up.
>>7915640Can he outstare a goat?
>>7915680>There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawingNope, you are wrong.Apple drew until he was sick from sleep deprivation.Kraut drew stacks of pages every day.Never stop. Never surrender.
>>7915672Nigga who do you thing TAUGHT her
>>7915704He can outstare a statue.
>>7915640>Challenge Texanon to a stare match>pull a mirror at the last second>he is now forever trapped in a neverending staring match
>>7915675I just figured since the anon from metals' original teen-scoots story mentioned being a straight-A student at the beginning, so I had him pegged for the more intellectual type.
>>7915672He is its counter.
>>7915706but then you end up with THIS bullshitis that what you want? THIS bullshit?
>>7915745OH GOD NO
>>7915745Long hours, my man.Long hours and pained hands and lots of shitty drawings are the only way.How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
http://smarebooru.booru.orgso I've finished uploading the fetishgreentext dropboxI got sort of lazy with tagging, but I think it hit the key points for each oneAnon uploading and tagging should be enabled. Feel free to update anything I missed
>>7915723>They say that Discord won't prank him for fear of his glare.
>>7915745To be honest I didn't even realized it was Femsnails. I thought it was Lauren's Alicorn with a different hair styleNOW DRAW
>>7915598>he's staring down at Silver Spoon>she stares right back up, her eyes as big as saucer-plates behind her thick-framed glasses>after a few moments that feel like hours, he turns his head to you>he lets his eyes bore holes into yours for a few moments before turning and exiting the room>"...He likes you!">"Wh-what?"
>>7915771>Only one entry for Odor.WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
>>7915725How can anyone defeat a practitioner of Hokuto Shinken?
>>7915803>texanon practices Hokuto ShinkenOh god yes
>>7915725>Pinkie figures this out>She now has a perfect permanent party guest whenever she wants>And Rarity has a living mannequin to measure and fit>And Twilight has an instrument holder>And Fluttershy has a non-threatening, unresponsive person to talk to>And Dash has an audience for all her flying sessions>And Applejack has a scarecrow
>>7915795>Your curled into a corner at this point.
>>7915788Workin' on it, Coach.
>>7915567Because it's difficult to keep mentally focused when your favorite pony is suckin' my dick.
pony should pony pony
>>7915816>And Applejack has a scarecrowpfff
>>7915816Don't you mean STAREcrow?
someone pls post that gif of the pony mare creaming everywhere, I forgot to save it last time I saw it
>>7915771Bookmark'd like the Fist of the North Star.
>>7915878Don't worry, anon. She can't be sucking his dick.She's too busy tickling my face with that little flip in the front of her hair.
>LK doing something like Prequel with quariansOh God yes
hey MLPG, are ready for the Superb Owl?
>>7915771>no anon taggingfffuuu
>>7915874Ehh, it's ok you're no Scrubbing Bubbles but I would still murder you in your sleep.
>>7915927#beefTry it again, it should work now
>>7915930I saved that Pinkie and edited it so Scrubbles cab still use his too.
>>7915922You can never be ready.
>>7915907Can you even FATHOM this much ass?
>>7916042I know I can't.
>>7916042meh, too much ass
HOW DOES BRAEBURNED STARE AT HORSECOCK FOR THAT LONG JEEZ
Hey, one of you assholes should jerk off on cam for all of MLPG to watch.
Rarity and Sweetie Belle!Drawn by: JowyBeanPosting flats next
>>7916106YOU WON'T LAST THREE MINUTES
>>7916089How can't you? They are mesmerizing!
>>7916106I would but I already jerked off twice today and I'm too tired to go again
>>7916106I'm tempted to do a 2 hour edging session and cam the cumshot
>>7916089Because he has some kind of weird mental disease.
>>7916123Also still streaming!http://www.livestream.com/dooksOne more pic then I'm gonna go bed, or videogames.
>>7916089Is he streaming?or are you drawing horsecock?