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Topic: What would it be like to have a Pony Pen Pal? Which pony would you write to?

Old thread: >>7907132
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first for Palette Swap prolapse
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>not talking shit about other ponies with Celestia
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>>7911948
>dr whooves

fuck you
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>>7911948
I had a pen pal when I was a little kid. We had a lot of fun, but one day he stopped writing. ;_;
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>>7912042
[wubbing intensifies]
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>>7912042
>dr whooves
its time turner you brony
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>>7912098
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Sweetie Belle should become a princess.
I'd worship her. ;_;
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>>7912098
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>>7912079

>tfw you've had pen-friends in Scotland and Turkey with the same results.

I miss those girls sometimes.
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>>7912129
>Babs Seed called her the Princess of the Blanks
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>>7912129
>you'll never comfort a crying Sweetie Belle
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>>7911948
I'd enjoy getting letters from my favorite pony.
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Anon with the anus Palette Swap idea thing. Why do you want to see anal prolapse of Palette Swap?
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I love you, MLPG.
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>>7912223
>You will never comfort an ear-flopped scrunching Sweetie Belle.
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>>7912231
But Tex, Applebloom has terrible handwriting.
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What a shit topic.
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>>7912231
>HOWDY TEX
>APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
>YOURS, APPLEJACK
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I think I want to draw something with Shiny.
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>>7912223
>you will never be a little colt trying to win Sweeties heart
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>>7912126
just look at that happy pony
that pony deserves to be happy more often
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>>7912255
>handwriting
Get it together.
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>>7912244
To scare off another contributor.
Fucking plane ponies bullshit.
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>>7912272
Draw him fighting Galactus.
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>>7912274
man i hope not
i might end up as big a faggot as that puff oc
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>>7912255
That's fine, I'm sure Applejack can write her own letters.

>>7912264
>after opening the letter
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>>7912248
sweetie noooooo
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>>7912247
I love you too
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>>7911948
Although she's not my favorite, I think Twilight would be the best pony to have as a pen pal. She'd probably have a lot of questions for me, and I know I'd have plenty for her. She writes a lot of letters too. I think it would be fun.
But I'd still like to visit her sometime.
>>7912262
I think it's a cute topic.
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What are you most excited about?
Sly Cooper 4 on Tuesday and the announcement on the 20th
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donkeys are smarter than horses.

thus in pony world they would be far into the industrial age while pony tech is stuck
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>>7912298
fuck yo shit, nigga
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>>7912292
>Fighting Galactus
>Not heralding him
HE'S THE SILVER SURFER, ANON.
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>>7912292
While riding a silver surfboard.

Not the Silver Surfers board, just a silver surfboard.
Riding a wave made of space and shit.
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>not picking Twilight Sparkle as your pen pan
step it up
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>>7912323
holy SHIT, 10 whole megabytes!
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>>7912280
she loves to party
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>>7912223
anon pls
it hurts
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>>7912325
Man, what a horrible colt.
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>>7912340
b-but I would pick her
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>>7912340
pen pan?
...pen PAL?
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>>7912131
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>>7912323
>Mules exist in pone world
THIS MEANS PONIES FUCK DONKEYS.
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and this time on alcoholics anonymous
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>>7911948
>Pony Pen Pal
I'd choose Lyra because she'd be the most impressed with biology.
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>>7912340
I picked her, anon. She'd make a great pen pal.
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>>7912346
she's so sad, anon
won't you try to help her?
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>>7912323
>There was a time when 10MB was a lot of space
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>>7912280
Bonbon is adorable when she's happy.
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>>7912346
You need this.
You need to work out these feelings.
She will always be sad and you will never be able to comfort her.
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>>7912393
She ate all the cookies!
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>As you enter the room, you notice a soft looking white pony resting on your bed.
>Her mane is red, and you notice she has paint dripping from her tail, creating a mess on your bed.
>You smile, thinking she must have been tired from painting all day, as you approach her.
>Walking over to the bed, you notice her asscheeks, spread like her legs in the position she was sleeping in.
>Your eyes are drawn to her anal pucker, that tiny grey doughnut resting between her asscheeks.
>You gulp, feeling your control leaving your body, as you approach her, closer and closer, unzipping your pants as you move
>You can her a soft snore as you reach your arms out to her legs
>Quickly you grab on to her back legs, the shock awakens her as she yelps
>You immediatly slam your large, erect dick into her anus as she screams, thrusting as quickly and as hard as you can.
>Her body wobbles to your thrusts, as you only hear her screaming and notice her paint dried tail flopping all over the place
>After several minutes inside her, you unload into her tight butthole
>You pant with a smile, as you see her crying and laying there. She's coughing and panting from the force
>You slowly pull our your dick, her anus so tight it won't let go, making your dick slowly pull out her rectum as you exit, your semen dripping from the prolapsed hole.
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>>7912403
She's also cute when she's angry.
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>Pony pen pals.
>Not Pony Puppet Pals.
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>>7912340
she'd be so disappointed by my short letters with no deep or insightful contemplations on the world
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Ugh. This looks so wrong.
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>>7912394

There was a time when entire vidya games could be measured in bytes.
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>>7912402
fuck you and fuck your marker
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>>7912424

god dammit
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>>7912426
Lots of fun for guys and gals?
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>>7912438
Which pony is it?
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>>7912424

dad gommit
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>>7912438
rei would you be interested in a request?
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>>7912394
I have a GIF that weights more than 10 MB.
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>>7912425
She's cute no matter what.
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>>7912402
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>>7912424
gob flobbit
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>>7912424
Well...
I guess we're doing this.
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>>7912453
Bubble Berry.
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>>7912469
>Bon Bonnui
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>>7912424


That sucked even for greentexting.
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>>7912440
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>>7912424
gub darpit
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>>7912426
I would bonk Pinkie.
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>>7912459
Maybe, sure.
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>>7912440
Yeah, the eating game
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Princess-hood is actually contagious and acorn Twilight ends up infecting everybody else with it
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>>7912469
Her friend is cuter-
Wait...she doesn't have a friend...why did I think that?
Hm...
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>>7912488
I'll make part 2 better then
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>>7912424
tarnation
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Should I kill myself?
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>>7912424
Dang
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MLPG is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend...and your lover
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>>7912438
>>7912453
This better end in auto-felatio
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>>7912514

I want background pony as a penpal
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Rarity

she'd have the most legible writing I believe
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>>7912424
heavens to betsy
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>>7912505
Awesome
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I want to give Lyra a squirting maregasm and finally fulfill her life-long thirst for human D. Then we can get Indian food after.
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>>7912519
Next time, perhaps use less samefag shit to bump your shit?
>>7912526
>>7912494
>>7912476
>>7912457
>>7912446
And fuck off back to /b/
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>>7912492
Holy shit, it's always been this way. I find this somehow comforting.
I wish I had a computer during the CD vs. Cartridge arguments.
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>>7912424

Wowza
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>>7912532
No.. life is good and you will find your way and blah blah blah
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>>7912505
I WANNA BE A PRINCESS TOO!
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>>7912560
It wasn't me though :)
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>>7912541
I think I am just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
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>>7912551
>Every letter you send she scolds you on your terrible penmanship.
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>>7912558
>not treating her to edamame and miso
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>>7912532
Be sure to upload your pony folder before you do
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>>7912532
You don't like life? What are you, gay or something?
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>>7912572
Anon tell he truth.
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>>7912424
why, I never
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>>7912340
>writing Twilight dirty letters

I want to do this just to see her awkward response.
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>>7912588
Chink food is ass
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>>7912542
It's supposed to, but... eugh.
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Can you believe it? There are some savages out their who wash their hair every OTHER day
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>>7912424
I am ofended and creeped out. I am leaving MLPG for good!
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>>7912588
>you fall into a routine, enjoying each other's intimate touch and then enjoying each other's culture

>always enjoying each other's company
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>>7912625
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>>7912424
I guess you guys do love me!

I'll stay.
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>>7912623
I can't do that. My hair gets super greasy if I skip a day.
>Just go a month only doing it every other day and your hair will produce less grease!
I DON'T WANT TO BE GREASE MAN FOR A MONTH.
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>>7912625
At last
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>>7912620
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>>7912622
Please, Rei.

Rei, please.

Continue.

I believe in you
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>>7912424
You could have done better.
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>>7912625
>>7912648

Will the real Jessy please stand up
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>>7912600
Fine ok.

Life sucks but if you kill yourself then you're basically saying "I'm a little bitch that can't man up and take life on."

Do you want to be lifes anal sub?
Well? Do you?

If you say yes then yes, kill yourself
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Is it disgusting that I want to kiss Fluttershy?
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>>7912623

>Not conditioning every other day and shampooing on weekends

I see you want to go bald, anon
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>>7912671
Hello.
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>>7912623
>not shampooing 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo like baby shampoo or horse shampoo
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>>7912561
turning back the clock finds strange stuff
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>>7912671
Hey guys
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>>7912683

Sit down Tex
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>>7912623
I heard there are still people out there permanently damaging their hair by washing it every day.
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>>7912670
sry i'll do better next time
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>>7912676
No anon. I'd like to do the same.
And we never will be able to do so..
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>>7912676
Yes.

I bet she smells like pine trees and various flowers.

So gross.
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>>7912694
draw derpy
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>>7912656
That's because if you shampoo every day, it strips all the natural oils out of your hair, so it kicks into overdrive and produces a shitload of oil. You should only shampoo 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo, and scrub your scalp well using warm water the rest of the time
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>>7912676
No, that's not disgusting at all. That's sweet.
What's disgusting is that I want to kiss fluttershy after she's had a long day of getting every mare in ponyville's ass in her face.
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Is it disgusting if I want to kiss Gilda?

on her pawpads?
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>>7912684
Transformation is my fetish.
You know who I could imagine doing a good job of this idea?
Ranzab.
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Welp, I've just spent my Friday night reading the entire fetish/ULTRAfetish dropbox while my mates were out clubbing/drinking

If there is a Heaven, I doubt I'll be allowed in anymore
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>>7912729
You'd have to have pretty rotten luck for that to ever happen!
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>>7912424
Anon, please write about my persona having anal prolapse.

Sounds hot!
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>>7912671
You never know when Jessy us here.

She flies in under the radar.
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>>7912350
You mad jelly he's hugging that and you aren't.
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>>7912726
Castille soaps are ok, too. I use African black soap every other day, it's got shea butter and shit in it, no harsh chemicals in it that dry the fuck out of your skin.
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>>7912763
>persona
>not ponysona
>or fursona
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>>7912690
>Atari 800
>Eight years ago
>Check date
>1989
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.
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>>7912742
i really hope he starts producing that shit.

i was in his threads giving him some ideas.
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>>7912764
You are Jessy!
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>>7912752

What's the difference between the ULTRA and the normal one?
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>>7912752
So which one was your favorite?
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>>7912763
Only if you avatarfag more!
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>>7912742

Sell it to me. I will use it in my next WH40k campaign
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>>7912754
Anon...
I want this.
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>>7912764
I would fly under her radar

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>7912752
>not edging to beast porn for hours while feeling simultaneously ashamed and aroused, resulting in a white-knucke, toe curling shamegasm
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>>7912744
>implying she would let you do that
>implying she would blush and stutter out the word Dweeb
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>>7912751
I'm fond of solidasp, myself
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>>7912794

Not him, but the short stinkymare thing
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>>7912806
How? She's a fucking whale
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>>7912774
this was back when people had to know what the fuck they were talking about when arguing.

they couldn't just google it.
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http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Coloring a donkeycorn and other stuff!
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Music is difficult.
how do I learn stuff?
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>>7912806
That is lewd anon. And I was beginning to like you.
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>>7912802
>"Today we fly!"
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>>7912825
Isn't it cool that a lot of the old guys from like ten years ago are coming back better than ever?
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>>7912806
Well she'll never notice you anyway
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>>7912818
maybe they're ticklish
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>>7912723
I want to kiss her slowly. I want our tongues touch. Trading saliva would be fine too.
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>>7912690

There were caps of peeps saying that Daggerfall was the shit and Morrowind was the biggest blunder in Elder Scrolls.

Ancient /v/ indeed
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>>7912792
NOT EVEN I WAS AWARE OF IT!

I MUST BE SOME SORT OF MASTER OF DISGUISE!
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>>7912861

Would you cum in her mouth and then kiss her?
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>>7912684
Which pone would you slowly and painfully transform into a griffon?
Would you include a personality change to turn her bitchier?
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>>7912862
well one thing is sure, the next elder scrolls will just have the hero going to each town to be fucked in the ass by every male to win the game.
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>>7912861
...go on...
kissing is the best
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>>7912850
even not-so-new guys, Kuma has been churning out a lot the past few years
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>>7912690
I really love looking at stuff from the (relatively) early days of the internet. Like that one website with tons of textfiles from the eighties and early nineties.
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>>7912866
oh god
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>>7912876
unf

cumswapping is my fetish
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>>7912889
Still better than the MMO.
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>>7912898
>not-so-new
I mean not-so-old
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>>7912881
Fluttershy, of course.
Yes, of course.
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>>7912861
Man, you can't just be that aggressive with Fluttershy.
You have to take it slow, give her those gentle pecks on the lips, then eventually give her the tongue. When she's finally comfortable kissing you you get nasty with her.
If you come on to strong you'll just end up scaring her.
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>>7912907

Please anon, use the politically correct term

Snowballing.
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>>7912907
Especially if it's forced

With Rainbow Dash or TrixieBut mostly with Gilda
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>>7912751
>>7912825
>>7912850
>>7912898
Where can I find these writers?
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>>7912898
>>7912919
It's a good time for us.
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>>7912928
You are not Jessy
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>>7912937

No, dammit, keep your sub shit outta this
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>>7912898
>>7912825
I'm going to need some links here
I haven't had a good tfboner in a long time
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>>7912945
They are artists.
You can find them on Furaffinity or various TF sites that you should ALREADY KNOW.
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>>7912910
You mean the MMO's real, and not a joke?
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>>7912946
Holy shit a lot those came true
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>>7912794

Slutty Mare. TG/TF/futa/corruption masterrace.

My New Year's Resolution was to swear off all human/furry porn, so I use horses to get my jollies
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Why do Rainbow Dash and Tank get a long so well?

Cause tortoises love fruits!
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>>7912965
Just google them, man.
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>>7912957
You can't prove that I'm not Jessy.
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>>7912962
you keep your snowballing shit outta this!
this was supposed to be about kissing!
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>>7912974
It's both.
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Luna or celestia?
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>>7912905
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>>7912946

>powerful computers will be able to create adventure games infinitely more complex than those you can play on a micro today
>tfw the true adventure game genre is ded.
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>>7913005
Cadance.
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>>7912946
>.gif
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>>7912980
The six hour quest thing?
That was a ton of fun.
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>>7912981
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>>7912992
I am Jessy!
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>>7913005
That is an impossible decision and you are a bad person forcing me to choose
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>>7913005
double hotdog
lets go
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>>7913005
In that picture?
DEFINITELY LUNA, THAT BUTT I WANT TO EAT IT.
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>>7913005
Both.
Luna, then Celestia. Then Luna again.
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>>7912979

We SURPASSED a lot of those predictions, actually.

They'd be very proud of us, I'm sure.
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>>7912981
Ugggggggggggh
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>>7912998
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgbM99udRQ
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>>7913005
Both

Sitting on my face
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>>7913033
>>7912979
It's cool how we've failed to achieve many of the dreams of past scientists, but god dammit if we don't have our super futuristic video games.
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>>7913005
Both
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>>7912946

>which will transmit your moves and those of your opponent with very little time delay
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>>7912945
>>7912965
artists. FA /user/solidasp , /user/kuma and of course gryf
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>>7913005
Both
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>>7913065
I love this artist.
I know you guys hate this artist, but I love this artist.
Please don't hate me.
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>>7913058
Well you don't have to break physics to make "graphically advanced" vidya games
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why do you fucknigs think you are entitled to both princesses
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>>7913005
Luna AND Celestia
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>>7913016

Supposedly, that and the rest of the ULTRA-ultra-fetish stuff(alicorn sounding, hivemother Twilight, etc) was done by one very depraved/bored anon

I wish to bear his children
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>>7913098

I'm the only human in Equestria so naturally there's benefits.
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>>7913095
I do too.

So dont worry.
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>>7913108
You mean that set is exclusively stuff by one guy?
Can you post a link?
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>>7913098
Because I know I don't even deserve one so I might as well go for broke
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>>7913106
Did he just copy and paste those faces?
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>>7913098
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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>>7912894
I want to be holding her while I kiss her so we're as close as possible. Nice and slow, nothing aggressive. Maybe prod a bit with my tongue to see if she's receptive then probe further with it so we can swap our fluids.

This is kind of hard because I've never kissed someone before.
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>>7913140
Hey, that's what I said 12 hours ago.
>>
You don't really know what depravity is until you've masturbated to this.
http://pastebin.com/GJy5nidy
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>>7913098
Because playing favorites was what caused NMM.
You should be able to appreciate both in equal measure.
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>>7913108
Emptyaudio truly is a great man

>>7913131
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lst is the main box
The EmptyAudio folder is stuff he had a hand in writing
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guys guys guys

what if the princess coronation is to make celestia a queen
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>>7913095
Relax. I love me some Atryl. Siden is alright too
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Pony should body check pony
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>>7913186
lauren pls
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Chrysalis = NMM >Luna > Celestia > cadence > Twilight
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>>7913203
I know I'd check a pony's body.
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>>7913171
>scat
>not be soashamedpony

do you even foodscat
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>>7913185
Flattery will get you everywhere. <3 <3
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>>7913005

See anon, the make it or break it question is:

which has the bigger bush?
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>>7913185
>anthro trixie teases anon
oh god, i can't believe someone saved that...
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>>7913171
>that feel when
It helps that I wrote a lot of it too
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>>7913171
I have masturbated to that so hard.
It's probably in the top 30 grossest things I've ever masturbated to multiple times.
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>>7913237
They're princesses. They're neatly trimmed.
Luna's is styled in the shape of a crescent moon
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>>7913248
>this goes on for hours every day
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>>7913239
you should do more of it
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>>7913262
>Neatly trimmed
DROPPED
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>>7913248
i think that pony is annoying.

she was much less annoying in S2.
i guess that is what you get for characterization now.
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>>7913203

Is MLPG going to watch the Super Bowl?
>>
What does "Eternity's Shylock" mean? Something about a Jew who takes his "pound of flesh" at the end of the universe?
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>>7913262

That's bullshit, nobody's gonna see their pubes.

If anything, I'd imagine they're let it grow out because it's more womanly to not trim.
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>>7913287
I only watch real sports.
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>derpibooru's spoiler pic for season finale
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>on /co/ earlier, thread about the PPG reboot
>Some how ponies come up
>People start bitching about the show
>"Its just more blow average shit. I tried watching it once and had to turn it off after five minutes. There was some zebra witch doctor and she turned them into tiny ponies or something. It was pretty bad."

You know, I usually respect other people's opinions when they like or not like something. But then they have an opinion and yeah I still respect it but what the heck.

I probably should just avoid this site on Saturday afternoons
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>>7913287
I doubt MLPG will have anything going on about it on game day, but I sure as hell will be watching it
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>>7913287

rooting for the ravens
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>>7913287
You mean the advertising and board games party? Hell yeah I'm going.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/Z8HUF7p.jpg
NSFW

I don't like it, but I'm trying.
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>>7913277
Ew.
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>>7913287
I have to work...
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>>7913033
>>7913058

Now all I can think of is a man who designed games in the eighties who made all these predictions and projections as to what games would be like in the future, seeing a project made by his son today.

It's all so different from what he was sure would happen. The technology he thought wouldn't catch on, did, wildly so!

Playing a game with someone hundreds of miles away with minimal delay? Multiple controllers for a multiplayer game? Out the window. Now you can play with hundreds of people, all over the world, as if they're right there with you.

Control over multiple characters? Control of the environments? Realistic displays? Now the characters and environments and even the PHYSICS in the games take care of themselves! It's unreal, how REAL it all feels now!

It's all so beyond him now he doesn't even know where to start.

His son smiles at him and says, "S-so what do you think, dad? It's not like YOU used to do it, but--"

"I was wrong."

"H-huh?"

"You've gone so much further than I thought you would. You've proven me wrong today, son."

He steps forward and hugs the young man, tears in his eyes.

"And I couldn't be more proud of you."
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>>7913300
THAT'S bullshit.
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>>7913316
Where's that spongebob picture
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>>7913186
Then why is it called the princess coronation?

That makes no sense.....unless she was to become a DOUBLE princess
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>>7913082
>all this futa Trixie
I don't know why it exists.
But it gives me a boner.
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>>7913300
I prefer my princesses groovy.
And groovy chicks let nature take its course.
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I think I'm finished with this. I have a simple background if you'd like to see, but for now I'll just post a transparency.

What do you think?
>>
For the past 19 years, I had no idea guys weren't supposed to use hairbrushes/hairdryers. Everyone in my family does

It was only mild shame when my new roommates laughed at all my shit, but it still hurt
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>>7913323
There better be cum all over his face in the finished version
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>>7913248
Why can't she be real?
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>>7913349
Because the penis is the ultimate sign of domination.
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>>7913354
I think Discord should have turned her pink as a joke.
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>>7913354
Looks good.

Post background.
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WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
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>>7913330
T-that's a beautiful feel, anon...
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>>7913353
That artists humans are some of m favorites
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>>7913333

Makes more sense than shaving.
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>>7913330
;u;
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>>7913275
u-uh
m-maybe. someday. when I've had a bit to drink.
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>>7913393
Yeah, same here.
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>>7913287
What would it be like to have a super bowl party with the mane 6?

I guess Pinkie would host with a lot of snack food and Dash and AJ would be into it, but I don't see it going over well for the rest
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>>7912826
>stinkymare thing

body odor is my biggest shameboner ever, there needs to be more of this
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>>7913330
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>>7913393
GOD DAMMIT, THAT IS THE CUTEST DINKY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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>>7913383
DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>7913372
Then why do you have one?
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>>7913383
DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM
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>>7913422
The others would probably all be pretty bored/just there to hang out, and only get interested in the commercials
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>>7913393

>that Dinky-Doo
>That Sweetie

Oh My God.

My heart...
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>>7913430

It's my absolute numero uno fetish.

I haven't masturbated in years without imagining smells, I've realized. The harsher, the better.

except for scat, that shit's fucking gross
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>>7913422
Yeah, I'm not too big on sports. But it would be cool to hang out with six friends and have snacks and get drunk and stuff.
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>>7913422
>implying Rarity wouldn't have to decline, since she's going to her parents' for their Super Bowl party
>She's decked out with a team jersey, hat, drink carrier, and little foam hand for her horn
>She's not the least bit embarrassed.
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>>7913439
>>7913461
Derpy isn't that bad either
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>>7913393

The dinky and sweetie might be samefacing pretty hard, but the designs of the characters themselves are great.
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>>7913464
heh.
"that shit's gross."
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>>7913422

I mostly go to superbowl parties for the food and the company.

The only pull the game itself holds for me is the occasional awesome play, like that 100-yard run the Cardinals made a few years back, as well as the halftime shows and the commercials.
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>>7913492
This is a really cool artist.
Did they do this one too?
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>>7913464
It's precisely BECAUSE it's gross that it's so arousing.
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You're in the kiss cam with worst pony, what do you do?
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>>7913492
Her arms are too long and her hands are too big.
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>>7913490
Artfags where are you
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>>7913464
Smelly feet and sweaty girls coming home after an intense workout annihilate my boner
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>>7913422

AJ would be a total Cowboys fan, Dash would be...Steelers or Patriots probably.

They'd spend the whole game trash talking and bantering with each other.

Pinkie/Rarity/Fluttershy would probably get bored and just be there for the party/commercials.

Twilight would have a big ass blackboard and do a John Madden analysis of every play and how the stats compare with every previous Bowl.
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>>7913536
What is the kiss cam?
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>>7913492
What's with the box? Why did the artist include so much blank space?
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>>7913526

oh my gosh
oh my gosh
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>>7913536
I'm sorry Rarity but you're an ugly horse.
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>>7913526
10/10 would let Lyra sit next to me on the couch as I rubbed her head
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>>7913393
that Sweetie reminds me of Nanako
I love it
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>>7913526
>You will never have a Lassiejack
;;;;;;_;;;;;;
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>>7913534
Are you me?
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>>7913536
but which pony is worst pony?
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>>7913490
>And she fully expects you to attend.
>Well, not her, more her father.
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>>7913526
>Derpy doggy's tail slamming the ground with quick heavy thuds
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>>7913536
>Twist
I give her a very deliberate handshake.
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>>7913526
Yep.
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>>7913492

>"Teeeeee-ter Totter, TEEEEEE-ter totter...!"
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>>7913538
>>7913490

Seconding, especially because her dad looks like Mike Ditka and has the football cutie mark.

He's totally a Bears or Cheesehead fan, especially given the accent.
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>>7913536
Kiss my beer.
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>>7913551
anon pls
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>>7913537
Well you know what they say about a girl with long arms and big hands

They are very ugly
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>>7913526
>Zecora Pitbull
Yo that's racus!
>>
What can I use at a convention booth table to help display my prints for easy visibility, height, and convenience?

What do most people use?
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>>7913374
While funnier, this really messes with the complimentary color scheme I was trying to go for.
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>>7913393

I just wanna pick Sweetie up and hug her!
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>>7913536

>Pinkie

I dunno, probably on the cheek or something for the fans.
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>>7913604
He's got a pretty obvious Chicago accent.
The MOM is the one who sounds a bit further north, closer to Wisconsin.
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>>7913612
And they've got a big dick.
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>>7913586
>come home from work
>she's at the door, barking her head off
>come inside
>she immediately turns around and beats the shit out of your shins with her wildly wagging tail
>>
http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_job

I would kill a man to have my favorite pony do this to me
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>>7913611
It'll be really embarrassing, but I guess I gotta kiss her. But who is the worst pony?
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>>7913625
An easel on the desk?
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>>7913547
>Pinkie
>Boared by anything
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>>7913644
God, Derpy would be such an awful dog.
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>>7913589

That Applejack and Fluttershy and possibly the Rainbow Dash's hair are about the only human things by Emlan that I don't like.
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>>7913627
Thank you for humoring me.
I'm saving both versions.
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>>7913644
>come inside

How untoward!
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>>7913627
I love your coloring, White, good job.
>>
Found out you could just order female hormones off the internet. Time to be best trap
>>
Just one question guys. What replaced ponybooru after it was shut down?
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>>7913665
I know what you mean about AJ and Flutters, but I really like short hair on human Dash.
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>>7913653

That's not tall enough, and is just table-level.

I mean like, big display racks/towers that people have and plaster their prints on. You want height
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>>7913581

Let's go!
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>>7913592
>she finally loses her balance and the box falls off her head
>"JENGA!"
>she giggles to herself
>"...Wait."
>she picks up the fallen box
>the sound of broken glass shifting around comes from inside
>"...Oh..."
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>>7913679
wait really

why am I considering this
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>>7913683
yourmotherbooru.com
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>>7913661
>out in the back yard, grilling
>She running around in the yard playing
>Go inside with the food, closing the sliding glass door behind you
>She runs into it full force
>You've had her for nearly a decade and she still doesnt learn
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>>7913679
I wonder if you can overdose on them.

I wonder if it would kill you.
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>>7913683
Derpibooru
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>>7912031
HAH
I'd rather gossip with bon bon though
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>>7913679
>>7913706
Fuck off.
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>>7913683
Nothing. We send each other pictures by post now.
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>>7913691
>"I wonder why they are shipping maracas...
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>>7913721
If you survive, you are reborn as She-Zow!
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>>7913679
I don't know if it's the same thing, but I saw bulk packages of estrogen at Costco the other day just sitting on the shelves.
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>>7913679
>>7913706
No really, what this guy said.

>>7913728
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>>7913639

My new headcanon is that both her parents are huge football fans, and they made filly Rarity do a year of peewee football.

Her parents have the only picture of her in her oversized padding and helmet.
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>>7913732
>by post
>not by mail

Dude I've sent you a picture of Twilight some days ago, did you receive it?
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>>7913732
Ooh, White, I have another search query:
octavia cum_inflation
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>>7913653

Something like this is more what I was thinking off.

Is it just PVC pipe? And is there like, kits for stuff like this?
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I shouldn't waste my whole night here on MLPG again

Next pony posted I will love and hug and pretend to cuddle unconditionally
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>>7912373
>getting drunk
>around ponies
take pictures
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>>7913740
I MUST DO THIS

I COULD BE SHE-LARIOUS
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>>7913719
>wave a stick and toss it in the back yard
>she just stares at it for a moment then back at you, panting dumbly
>later you're inside and you toss a piece of paper into the trash can
>she bolts into the room and sends the can clattering to the floor, grabbing the paper and trotting back over to you before dropping it at your feet, her tail thumping expectantly
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>>7912031
>you'll never see Celestia spill all her dirty dirty secrets about the mane 6
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>>7913719
>Install a dog door into the garage.
>You come in the front door and you hear toe nails scrape on the hard concrete trying to get purchase.
>You brace for it before it comes.
>A massive thus can be heard on the garage door.
>A few seconds later she come barging around the corner, ecstatic that you are back.
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>>7913772
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>>7913787
GOD DAMMIT DERPY
STUPID DOG! YA MADE ME LOOK BAD! OOGABOOGABOOGA!!
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>>7913706

A fraction(maybe ~15%) of MLPG has gender issues. Probably why they're so into futa
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>>7913798
That is just fucking ADORABLE.
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>>7913773
Not him but.
It's how I update my blog...
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>>7913393
>Sweetie will never walk up beside you and hold your hand
>you'll never look over to see her smiling up at you
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>>7913825
It's the sweater, man. It's too cute.
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>>7913723
and what replaced derpybooru after it was shut down?
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>>7913814
I don't have gender issues, I'm just extremely bi.
>>
LIKE A GOOD NEIGH-BOR, STATE FARM IS THERE

WITH YOUR FAVORITE PONY
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>>7913847
Derpibooru hasn't been shut down.
derpiboo.ru
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>>7913812

Derpy's a nice enough dog and all, but I guess she's not perfect
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>>7913867
die cis scum
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>>7913866
It was, jokes on you. Oh wait...
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>>7913814
I'm a male physically and mentally and I'm 100% straight and I'm into futa, so I find that generalization improbable
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I miss /co/.

More specifically, I miss the Toph/Sari r34 that used to be all over page 0 back in '08
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>>7913812
>Derpy wakes you up in the middle of the night, jumping up and down on your bed
>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!"
>swat her on the head with a rolled-up newspaper
>"Shut up!"
>roll over and go back to sleep
>"Stupid dog..."
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>>7913814
When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a girl. I would have dreams about it and stuff. I had a small amount of dolls, and I watched several girl cartoons. My babysitters dressed me in girl clothes all the time when I was like four. But I seemed to "grow out of it" pretty quickly, by the time I was like ten.
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>>7913822
link?
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>>7913901

>Die later that night of carbon monoxide poisoning
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>>7913867
[x]Male
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>>7913914
...And here you are now.
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>>7913919
http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com
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>>7913839
Cute sweaters, you say?

Hey I just realised...isn't Gravity Falls supposed to be taking place during summer? How come Mabel's always wearing a big, fluffy sweater!?
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>>7913901
>>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!"
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>>7913860

BLAH BLAH INSURANCE PONY COME HELP.
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>>7913947
it's Oregon
even in the summer the weather blows
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>>7913947
Cause the north west is chilly?
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>>7913947
Because Oregon.
>>7913942
Funny how things work out. I don't really have fantasies about wanting to be female anymore.
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>>7913947

I wear sweaters pretty much 24/7

it's kind of my thing
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>>7913954
I got you a Fluttershy...
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>>7913954
Here I am!
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>>7913825
>(Oh god oh god she's holding my hand I don't even know who she is)
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Why does Western culture encourage teens/young adults to drink, sometimes to the point of blacking out and vomitting/shitting errywhere?
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>>7913980
I would bathe her.
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>>7913947
These two are some of my favorite cartoon characters right now
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>>7913980

cheap ass ponesurance.
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>>7913991
I don't know why you're asking that in this thread.
I also don't know if that sort of thing is really "encouraged".
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>>7913972
That's good anon.

It's not healthy.
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>>7913839
a trip to Sweatertown can make any girl cuter
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>>7913991
To forget about our terrible education system.
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>>7913999
Good god, what I wouldn't give to be in the middle of a nonsexual cuddle three-way with those two.
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>>7913987
>Twilight from State Farm helps you through all your paper work and gets you everything you need in a timely fashion
>Derpy shows you how many eggs she can stuff in her mouth at once
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>>7914015
I'm a big man, I can't fit inside that puny girl sweater.
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Dare I venture into the Gravity Falls general?

I've already seen my share of milkmare/please kidnap me/tulpa/hypno stuff, don't think there could be anything worse than that
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>7913931
>implying she wouldn't miraculously save your life while you slept
>implying you'd notice when you woke up in the morning
>implying you wouldn't keep treating her like the stupid dog she is, completely unaware
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>>7914027
>the answer is two
>she tries to get to three every time but just ends up getting yolk all over your shoes
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>>7913679
That's extremely dangerous, anon.

Be sure to carefully read about how much you can take without killing yourself. Hormones are powerful as fuck.

Also consider antiandrogens to minimize the masculinity. (Again, read up on safe limits.)
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Why are the two humanized rainbow dash's I drew getting popular? I drew and uploaded them ages ago.
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>>7914041
GFG is all incest talk. So, not terribly different.
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>>7913987
I'd choose blah blah insurance every if it gave me an very cute pony
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>>7914053
I dont know, but if you post them, I'll probably just hate them and point out all the flaws of which I;m certain I can contrive numerous.
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>>7914027

Twilight = State Farm
Pinkie = Progressive
Applejack = Allstate
Rainbow = ESurance
Rarity = Geico
Fluttershy = Nationwide
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>>7913943
but I'm following you already
update when
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>>7914053
Such nice tits and ass. Wish you'd do more. I'm sick of flat chests.
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>>7914041
>>7914054
I've been there

Its literally all incest all the time. I mean yeah here we're a bunch of faggots wanting to fuck horses and what not. But with them in constant.

Also they're getting one new episode in a few weeks, then ANOTHER hiatus for no one knows how long
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Here's a princess horse inked and colored.
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>>7914092
When that dies, then that will make 5 great cartoons canceled in 2013.
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>>7914104
>you will never use the riding crop a little
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>>7914104
I like that princess horse, but where's her wings?
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>>7913538
>>7913604
>>7913754
>>7913581

Yo!
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>>7914110
I kinda wish FIM would be number six rather then have it continue the way its heading
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>>7914104
S-SUCH UNCOUTH CLOTHING ON A PRINCESS
UNACCEPTABLE
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>>7914077
>implying Fluttershy wouldn't go for Geico because of the cute little Gecko
>implying racist Applejack wouldn't use Progressive because of the black guy in the commercials

Pinkie would make a great Flo though
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>>7914104
and flats
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>>7914126
hahahahaha
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>>7914126
based art-anon
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>>7914139
What's uncouth?
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>>7914050

Thanks for the words of caution, already read up on dosages and cardiovascular risks and whatnot. Don't think I'll actually go through with it in the long run

I'll just wait until science creates viable futas
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>>7914142

Yeah, I was thinking Pinkie would be Flo.
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>>7914142
I know what you mean. They have similarities I bet they'd seem almost like family.

Pinkie would probably even call her aunt flow!
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>>7914126
>foam hoof
>not foam hand
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>>7914126

That's adorable.
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>>7914104
would Celestia make a good steed?
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>>7914186

I thought it was funnier that way.
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>>7914165
>that feel when you might not live long enough to upload into a slutty pony body
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>>7914186
>not a foam middle-finger hand that says "Your Team Sucks"
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>>7914126
>Rarity with her usual fancy hair under a sports cap

help me I am die
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>>7914186
I wonder if there is a creature in Equestria that has five fingers.
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>>7914155
PUT IT AWAY APPLE BLOOM
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>>7914211
it's tied into pigtails
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the only boyfriend I would accept for Twilight is if she had a penpal boyfriend whom she'd never seen before

alternatively, she just claims to have a boyfriend, but says he lives in canterlot so that's why her friends have never met him
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>>7914203
>Closet by Henmaru Machino will never be possible
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>>7914226

Doesn't Iron Will have hands?
>>
What conventions are you going to this year?
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>>7914126

Do you think only Earth ponies are allowed to play Football?

What would their team be named?
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>Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess.
Marries Blueblood.
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Any interesting news?
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>>7914069
You mean besides the fact I never even finished it? I liked this one until I realized the proportions were horrendous and broken
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>>7914246
But he has four fingers.
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>>7914243
don't get roped into compromises anon
Twilight was shut-in and friendless before Ponyville, nothing else is canon
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>>7914289
Yes, new studies show that I'M THE GREATEST
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>>7914243
Yeah more like they introduce her boyfriend who she's had all along and just never got around to mentioning.
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>>7914263
It's probably comparable to Warhammer's Blood bowl, with less blood.
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What's next weeks episode supposed to be about anyways?
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>>7914298

close enough
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>>7914290
Maybe...try again?
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>>7914298
No he has three fingers and a thumb.
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>>7914303
Keep dreaming.

Because I am the greatest.
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>>7914290
That Dash looks stupid.
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>>7914299
that's why penpals work, since they're the friend-equivalent for shut-ins
alternatively the plot is about her getting a penpal
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>>7914243
That would be hilarious and awkward.
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>>7914310

Castanza is making an appeal to host the next Pone Olympics in the Crystal Empire.
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>>7914290
Do it one more time? The sexy potential is there.
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>>7914310
The equestrian Special Olympics
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>>7914336
what plot?
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>>7914305
And he's the son of the queen of Equestria
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I honestly feel like the show is going in the absolute worse direction and is undoing everything it had accomplished
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>>7914289
There's a cute game on the hub
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>>7914310
The girls finally arrive at Chrysallis' fortress to get the CMC back.
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>>7914337
>It happens in season 4 post-alicorn-princess-Twilight
>Twilight goes to meet some dork in a backwater town in her full princess regalia plus honor guard
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>>7914364
Assuming Derpy is not retarded, and just cross-eyed, wouldn't she qualify for the PARAlympics?
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>>7914388

I disagree!
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>>7914290
>DA SH
flat chest makes sense but big titty dash fits her flashy bragging cunt routine pretty well too
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>>7914305
If they lampshaded just how out of the blue it is and the boy was hopelessly weird-
no, it wouldn't even work.

I still kind of wish Twilight's friends did more than just act surprised when she mentioned her brother. Like they went on a small tangent about how she never mentioned she had a brother. Just acknowledging the fact she never brought it up would have made it better.
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>>7914390

Oh yeah, I saw that happened.

Link
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>>7914388
it is, it makes you remember that Hasbro is a company owned by evil jews
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>>7914399
An olympics full of paralyzed people sounds really boring.
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>>7914388
I am feeling the same way, but you and I should both really really wait and see what happens.
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>>7914243
>Twilight's pen pal boyfriend is actually one of Equestrias most violent criminals on death row.
>"Well today seems to be my last day here, love, perhaps we will write again to one another one day."

>'I wonder where hes going that doesn't even have a post office...'
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>>7914429

Good boy
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>>7914372
make an episode where twilight gets a penpal boyfriend
use it to teach girls about the perils and potential of internet dating
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>>7914388
Well, when it's over, at least you'll have some other shows to watch like...um...

But hey, the comics will still be going!
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>>7914397
>"There he is!"
>all the guards instantly swarm him, surrounding him on all sides with their spears pointed at him
>"N-No, we're not capturing him..."
>after a moment's hesitation they all raise their spears
>"...So! Sorry I'm late!"
>"...it's fine..."
>the poor stallion looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest
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>>7914443
>Good goy
Fixed that for you.
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what the fuck happened to korra
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>>7914347
>Another episode about the Crystal Empire
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>>7914388
WELCOME TO CAPITALISM

WHERE ART GOES TO DIE
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>>7914472
Coming in either april or early summer
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>>7914243
The pen-pal boyfriend is basically the internet-boyfriend of the pre-internet age, so that's basically Twilight's perfect relationship.

I do kind of like the idea of an episode about her friends trying to get her to meet this guy in person already and she don't wanna 'cause uggggh real relationships are harrrrd.
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>>7914448
>internet dating
I was thinking the same thing.
Like he turns out to be very different than in the letters he's written.
Like he's a fat, ponytailed weirdo with thick glasses who collects figurines of the Wonderbolts and Princesses and stuff.
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>>7914448
>all the other ponies share their horror stories to dissuade her from going through with a meetup
>Twilight insists that her pen pal is different and that everything's going to be fine
>they set a date and when he shows up he's a perfectly normal stallion
>during dinner he offhandedly mentions that he's not really a fan of reading
>"Oh god you were all right, why didn't I trust my friends?!"
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>>7914390
I figured you guys already talked about it to death so I didn't bring it up...

All the level data (and game settings) are stored in XML files and somebody downloaded the files. Mods are in the works.

>>7909096

You can unlock the items in the gamesettings.xml file.
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>>7914418
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/racing-is-magic/?soc=fbk_hub_hsm_0213_001
Password is HUBTV
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>>7914498
And we learn that true love is about shallow appearances. Brilliant!
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>>7914420
>>7914481
>Hasbro is going to do to this show what they did to Xcom
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>>7914498
>"You like Princess Celestia too?! You never told me!"
>instant sex
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>>7914498
Oh man, it would be so cool if they did an episode with a creepy obsessed nerdy brony-analogue, like that one episode of Powerpuff Girls.
But they'd never do it.
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>>7914426
fuck you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvwuAGHJP24#t=01m50s
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>>7914448
>Twilight sends letters to her secret pen pal boyfriend through the regular post
>Spike stumbles across a cache of letters she was hiding to mail later and mistakes them for letters for the princess
>Celestia reads the letters and realizes Twilight's been hiding a relationship from her
"My little ponyyyyy, my little ponyyyyy, ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhh..."
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>>7914388
I blame Obama. You vote him president again and he destroyed ponies.
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>>7914509

THEY FORGOT AJ'S FUCKING FRECKLES
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>>7914530
But X-Com gets rave reviews. I was just playing and enjoying it.
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>>7914426
Yeah, I can see the whole thing just being a big flop
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>>7914308

>one wikipedia search later

Jesus. If Rarity's dad played THAT...
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>>7914498
>"YOU'VE GOT A DOLL OF ME?!?"
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>>7914520
>Shallow appearances
He's a creepy obsessive nerd. And he lied about his life, so he's manipulative.
The fatness and glasses and ponytail would just be for comedy's sake.
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>>7914537
I would also love this.
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>>7914243
heard this idea before
my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer
then when twilight gets too into it they freak out about breaking her heart and draft some stallion into pretending to be her admirer so he can let her down easy
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>>7914560
pffffhahahaha
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>>7914532
>Twilight has a boner for creepy obsessed nerds.
I like that pone. ;_;
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>>7914481
TIME TO DIIEEEE YEAAAAHHH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWezb39yjKc
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>>7914562
MLP will never have that PPG episode.
>>
>tfw your most intense orgasm is to something shameful and disgusting
>stoned and edging for 2 hours to greentext fetish stories
>someone posts a fatherless link of a guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat
>every time he plunges to the hilt, it winks with a juicy squelching sounds while dripping marecum everywhere
>my shameboner is reaching critical mass
>mindblowing orgasm that takes my breath away and makes me groan like a wounded animal while I shoot load after load fucking everywhere
>post-orgasm crash hits and I'm consumed by shame as I get a roll of paper towels to clean up my mess

shamegasms are the best, until you come back down to reality
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>>7914564
You could just do that with rarity dating online blueblood
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>>7914486
>Turns out he's the librarian of the next town over.
>Twilight can't talk to stallions in person.
>They spend their whole date reading silently in the same room and passing notes.
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>>7914570
>my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer
SIMPSONS DID IT
SIMPSONS DID IT
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>>7914593
Simpsons also went to shit. So, they have that in common.
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>>7914539

that would actually be a kinda wicked cold-opening, and the plot being as much about twilight wanting to hide something personal and embarrassing from the princess as the pen-panl himself
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>>7914588
"Oh god, what did I masturbate to?"
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>>7914558
No no

XCOM now is by Firaxis, the people behind the Civilization games.

Hasbro bought the rights to the game when Microprose went under and turned what was a tactical squad game of strategy and intrigue, into a mindless FPS and flight simulator

To have ponies be like XCOM now would be having someone like Disney buy it after it goes under for a decade or so
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>>7914588
Living
The fucking
Dream
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>>7914589
>They finally agree to meet.
>"YOU!"
>'YOU AGAIN?!'
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>>7914591
That'd be the ideal date for me
Especially if its a guy
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>>7914602
That feel, you feel like shit when you're finally done, totally disgusted with yourself.
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>>7914290
Shit man, that's a nice Dash you got there.
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>>7914599
MLP now >>>>>>>>>>> Simpsons now
Simpsons then >>>>>>>>>> MLP then
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>>7914399
>>7914426

>it turns out she IS a Paralympian, and disabled athletes from all over Equestria compete

>after knowing this for some time, you finally get up the courage to ask her what the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics is.

>"We compete for medals - not hugs."
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>>7914602
yeah, that sounds familiar...
>>
>Racing game
>Earth ponies race on the farm
>Pegasuses in the sky
>Unicorns IN THE FUCKING EVERFREE FOREST

Master race as always
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>>7914570
>Twilight waiting in town square wearing a blue lilac in her hair, waiting to see a stallion recognize it
>Shamefaced Dash and Pinkie come up to her
>Break the news that they wrote the letters themselves
>Twilight's heart crushed to paste
>Runs crying back to the library
M-my heart...
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>>7914649
NO
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
I'LL DIE
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>>7914588
>guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat

L-link?
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>>7914649
literally worse than MMDW
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>>7914649
>not
>"Oh I knew it was you two all along"
>"It's hard not to notice the rainbow glitter and the sweets from Sugarcube Dinner"
>"I'm here for my real date"
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>>7914631
>"Awesome."
>Lean down to fistbump her.
>She misses the first time.
>"What do you do, anyways?"
>'Javelin!'
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>>7914649
>Pinkie
>Doing that
lel no
Did you even see GTBO?
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>>7914649
What if they really did do a super serious and emotionally heavy episode just out of nowhere?
I don't know what I'd think.
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>>7914649
>she's in there for days
>just sobbing
>not even Spike can get her to come out.
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>>7914679
HAHA
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>>7914677
>Sugarcube Dinner
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>>7914397
Twilight having trouble trying to date after becoming a princess is for some reason really funny to me, like take all the portrayals of her as an awkward dork and throw in the separation caused by being a royal divine.
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>>7914677
>Real date
ANd who would that be?
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>>7914677
>>7914719
>"That's also us"
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>>7914719
me
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>>7914710
>Luna wants to keep all the qt colts
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>>7914591
I could see Fluttershy's first real date turning out this way too.
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>>7914710
Poor Twily.
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>>7914710
> a closet full of colts they pull out like coats for cuddles and coitus

cute.
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>>7914679
>"...So, uh...how do you do?"
>"Gold medalist, three years running!"
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>>7914734
Can I have Pinkie?
Somebody pick up Dash for us.
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>>7914710
Weaver does it again
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>>7914693
>He tries luring her out by sliding a book tied to a string under the door and fishing her out.
>It just gets yanked on so hard he slams into the door.
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>>7914757
>Two humans double dating ponies
What sort of hijinks are we in for?
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>>7914752
>"It really helps when the spotter runs the other way after you hit them."
>'...'
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>>7914757
>Dash gets stuck with me
that's what she gets for being a cunt
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>>7914689
Obviously they start it off innocently and don't realize it could hurt her feelings, but she writes a really sincere response and they keep the prank going. By the time they realize they've gone too far they can't stop without hurting her feelings.

I liked the one idea where Dash and Pinkie get [Stallion] to pretend to be the admirer and go on a date with Twilight, only for Twilight to realize they don't know anything that was in the letters and the whole three's company style scheme to fall apart, but it's mostly okay since the date with [Stallion] goes okay anyway.

Lesson for the kids about making sure your pranks and fun don't hurt the people you care about, badda bing badda boom.
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>>7914760
>that feel when you realize you lieve in Weaverville
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>>7914775
Basically just being awesome and having pony girlfriends.
I mean, let's face it. If we actually HAD our waifus, we would never argue about who's best.
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>>7914757
I brought AJ.
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>>7914719
this one, of course
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>>7914710
its luna's expression in the last panel that makes this.
it's so "oh god, she really thought we had a harem, she is so fucked up."
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>>7914660
http://www.sendspace.com/file/bkpcqr
http://www.sendspace.com/file/6zmqbz
http://www.sendspace.com/file/z23ls3
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I give you guys, an Inkycorn!

Drawn by: Soup
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>>7914816
But Cherrilee is a mare!
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>>7914809
But what if the ponies talk about whos husbando is stronger? I would have to prove that I am the superior husband.
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>>7914817
"What the hell did my sister stick in this ponies messed up little head about being a princess..."
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>>7914588
>still feeling shame over what you masturbate to

How long have you been on this site?
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>>7914830
Souper souper cute.
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>>7914830
And a red version, because I thought it looked neat.
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>>7914817
>>7914841
Well, Im sure we know what Twilight's first order of business will be. books.
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>>7914834
I would do my best, but I know Pinkie'd love me anyway if I failed.
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>>7914834
Careful. I fight dirty.
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>>7914830
Hey Dooks can you color something are are you going to bed?
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Oh, and I'm still streaming, by the way.

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Rarity and Sweetie Belle next!
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>>7914816
>>7914833
>There will never be an episode that tells girls it's ok to like girls
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>>7914834
AJ and Dash would probably be the ones to do that.
Rarity would be content with knowing she'd found her prince.
Twilight and Fluttershy would be shy about their relationships, but a little goading will get them talking about how sweet they are
Pinkie would be Pinkie
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>>7914834

Oh lord, Brony gladiatorial matches.

Winner gets to stay in Equestria, loser is shamed and exiled into Pony Mexico.

Only on Hay-Per-View
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>>7914878
>As long as you record it.
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>>7914601
The show's really been missing an episode that actually examines and tests Twilight's relationship with Celestia. Lesson Zero showed her slavish devotion and Celestia's infinite patience, sure, but what about a case where Celestia's wrong? Or wants to do something Twilight disagrees with? It'd be neat if for once Celestia had to learn a lesson, or does something that makes Twilight uncomfortable or puts undue stress on her and Twilight talking to her about it is part of the lesson.
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>>7914882
Pinkie would initiate a jousting match or polo game with each mare sitting on their human's shoulders.
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>>7914872
I'm still coloring!

What did you needed?
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>>7914895
That kind of happened in the wedding episodes.
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>>7914895
If lesson zero is any indication, if Celestia did show a lack of patience, Twilight would probably kill herself in shame.
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>>7914589
If they ever do another Trixie episode it should basically be like this, although it probably wouldn't be for a date.
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>>7914690
Oh god, they do one of THOSE episodes.
>There is no moral
>Just sad
>Little girls and bronies everywhere cry for weeks

I still say they could do that with a Luna and Celestia episode
>Celestia sends NMM Luna to the moon
>Celestia is entirely alone, the only immortal not locked away or destroyed
>To live a thousand years without the only one who understands what eternity means

>She promises she'll wait forever

>The final scene has Celestia standing on the balcony quietly gazing up at the moon every night
>Below we can see Ponyville grow over the years, decades, centuries
>Mountains shift in the distance
>Monuments are erected
>The Everfree is pushed back
>And Celestia stands there every night on her balcony, thinking of her sister
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>>7914888
If the pink one was on the line, no one could stop me.
No one.
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>>7914888
Where have the equine puns gone?
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>>7914888
Reminds me of the Waifu Olympics we talking about some time ago

Oh man that was a fun thread
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Would your favorite pony be proud of you?
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>>7914926
Fuck fuck fuck.
Both Futurama and Hey Arnold seemed to have a lot of episodes like that.
But I just don't see it happening with ponies. I would go full brony and feel emotions if it did, though.
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>>7914955

No.

Most of the other ones would be though.
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>>7914955
She would be proud of my original character
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>>7914955
Doubt it.
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>>7914912
Well if you could do this I'd be grateful
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>>7914947
I vaguely remember that being somehow connected to this.
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>>7914923
>Implying a blind date Twixie episode wouldn't be great
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>>7914955
Not if she saw how messy my desks are...
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>>7914955
>Pinkie
No, I don't think so. I'm not incredibly sociable, although I'm not a full shut-in.
But we could have fun together, and I'd go to all her parties.
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>>7914918
>>7914922

In the wedding episodes, Celestia's disappointment was enough to snap Twilight's will over her knee, and Lesson Zero further reinforces Twilight's inability to disagree with Celestia. The fear mirror in the Crystal Empire just went even further to show that Twilight only thinks of Celestia as someone she could fail or disappoint, not someone she could disagree with or oppose.

The closes thing to development on this point was probably when she snapped a little at the idea of bringing Discord to Ponyville, and even then she quickly covered herself.

If Twilight's really supposed to become a Princess, she'll have to become at least a little closer to an equal. She has to stand her ground in front of Celestia eventually.
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>>7914966

Twily J. Fry - Named for her sister, to carry on her spirit. I miss you little sister, always and forever.

-Shining
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>>7914988
why rarity a lamia
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>>7914955
No one is proud of me, anon.
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>>7914955
Yes. I've gone from never having done a single day of hard work in my life to coming home at sunset every night with my hands cut, scraped and bruised, caked with half an inch of oil, dirt and grease. I couldn't be more proud of myself.
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>>7915016
Oh, I see what you mean.
You know, I actually could see something like that happening at one point.
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>>7915002
It'd be great, but good luck sneaking lesbians past the censors
Twilight being sent a student to help train or a partner for some sort of contest and it turning out to be Trixie would be a fun way to handle it though
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>>7915022
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME
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>>7915016
>It's forbidden to create your own magic, and Celestia lets her know that clearly.
>But it's the only choice she has.
>So she goes against Celestia and does it anyways.
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>>7915016
>The final lesson of Friendship is Magic
>kill your parents
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>>7915002
>"This is not a date! The Great and Powerful Trixie would never stoop so low as to take her sworn nemesis out on a date!"
>"Trixie, you're not my nemesis-"
>"Don't marginalize me!"
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>>7914955
Nope
I don't think anyone would be
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>>7914775
Speaking of that, I kinda want a pic of all of Aspirant's Anons from his quests and MSOB's Lyraquest Anon in a date with their ponies (Pinkie, Rarity, Luna(Lyra with their kid)).

And Puff and Sweetie could be in the background too.
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>>7915022

;_;
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>>7915048
They got Lyra and Bonbon in.
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>>7914966
While I agree with hey Arnold, old Futurama was on a whole nother goddamn level. The writers of those episodes were talents unto themselves.
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>>7914989
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>>7914988
Sure!

If you had a version without the construction lines would be better, but I can work with that if you want.
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>>7914989
Nah
It was something else

Basically all of us get our own Equestria so we can have all our waifus. All of them would be identical.

Also each Equestria would have a portal that leads to a Restaurant between Universes where all of us would meet from time to time.

And every year we'd have the Waifu Olympics
All Xfags in a team against the others compeating in events from every possible field not just sport while the wiafus watch, f course all of them in their own stand. All AJs in a place, all Rarities the same an so on.

And in the end there would be a huge ass Team fight with medieval weapons, you know swords, spears, halberds and so on.
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>>7915016
that's risky, since celestia's a mother-figure in the show and a big part of kids shows is to reinforce obedience to mother figures
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huh.
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>>7915100
Sorry this is the one posted
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you guys

why is winking so erotic
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>>7915084
Oh yeah, we had that idea a while back. a 'class photo' with all the questanons at a bar, just chatting.

And lyraquestanon off to the side nursing a bottle of Maker's Mark with a thousand yard stare,
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>>7915113
You fucked up.
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>>7915122
dat muscle-control
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>>7915032
Probably fetish.
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>>7915091
But all we know for sure is that they hang out together. We can say they're friends.

Oh wait, this is one of those troll things, isn't it? Well done, anon.
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>>7915099
And now we are one.
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>>7914784
[Stallion] is best pony, trying to protect Twilight's feelings like that
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>>7915133
>implying winking is voluntarily
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>>7915075
>Eventually Trixie drops the act
>Speaks like how she wrote to Twily
>They actually really like each other
>Love discussing magic together
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>>7915096
That's because most of the writers on futurama were originally golden age simpsons writers.
This is why the simpsons really plummeted around 1999. Because all the good writers left for futurama.
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>>7915113
bad end
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>>7915101
Yes, I do remember that.
I also remember some weirdness about identical waifus perhaps switching places.
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so /co/, how do you feel about certain shows being cancelled lately?
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>>7915148
Shining armor stop shipping your sister.
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>>7915144
Yuck.
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>>7915099
I remember the days when we had a steady supply of feels and cute fics and pics coming in.

Such good times cannot last forever I suppose.
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>>7915184

People are complaining about it but I haven't heard shit.

What all is being cancelled
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>>7915184
I only watch grown up shows for adults.
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>>7915138
Obviously they could be, but considering how they appear together an unusually common amount and considering what they're known for in the fandom is a relationship, it seems like the reason they would be put together in the show frequently is because someone making the show is aware of the fandom depiction and figures that putting two background ponies together a lot isn't going to rock the boat.
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>>7915205

I think we just need to stop driving away anyone who makes this place a little better.
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>>7915145
shipping [stallion]/twilight like a mad fool
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>>7915173
I do not remember that.. That would be kinda cool tough. But it could end horribly. No it will end horribly
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>>7915144
love it
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So I know the adult fans of pone barely even register as a market for Hasbro.

That said, was this new game released to distract or appease us given the Alicorn drama?

Strange timing, and you need a code to access it. Not sure the "Actual" audience would be able to get access to it.
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>>7915215
You DO know that lyrabon showed up in the background of the show together frequently before the fans picked up on it, right?
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>>7915212
so how about that Breaking Bad?
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>>7914850
You're a sick fuck if you think wanting to fuck a horse isn't something shameful.
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>>7915084

I'd love to see what all the Anons from the Teen Feels at a diner or something together.
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>>7915232
He may be from the piss but Tracy is a cool dude.
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>>7915148
Something like the lower left of this pic.

Honestly I'm really hoping Trixie comes back and its something like that.
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>>7915255
What is pornography even for then?
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>>7915191
SHE'S SO LONELY
DID YOU SEE HOW SAD INSIDE SHE WAS AT THE WEDDING?

TRIXIE IS A NICE MARE
TWILIGHT COULD DO A LOT WORSE
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>>7915148
it would take quite awhile though
she's a tough nut to crack
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>>7915215
I think the show is mostly approving of their friendship but since the fandom mostly knows them as lesbians, I guess that's fair.

Kind of like how Berry Punch looked a little tipsy on the train last week.
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>>7915144

The circle is complete
>>
So how many of you here can get past sadpanda?
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>>7915232
>>7915261
piss please
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THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE
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>>7912492
>>7912690
>>7912902
Where do you find this stuff?
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>>7915260
Gross we would have to like, take our pictures or something!
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>>7915291
fuck off faggot
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>>7915261
Tracy is probably one of the shitiest things this fandom came up along with Milkmare
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>>7915241
How long do you think it took them to make this game, anon?

If they had it already designed out and planned before this happened, sure. But I'm thinking it's just a coincidence.
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>>7915222
I think that would be a great start.
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>>7915300
GO PONY GO
GO PONY GO
MOJO JOJO
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>>7915302
I don't think that's what he meant, man...
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>>7915302

Not like that.

I mean the Anonymous from each of the stories.
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>>7915291
Hey fuck off, he came here and chilled out just fine.
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>>7915312
XD
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>>7915260
>implying I would go
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>>7915301
I was the last person you quoted.
Here's the website I was referring to: http://textfiles.com/
Check it out, it's a really cool look into a different time.
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>>7915291

Hush.
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>>7915309
man just go back to /mlp/, you have a whole board to shitpost, why come here?
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>>7915309
seriously bro
fuck off
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>>7915319
>>7915320
Oh right...
I don't want to have to find a camera.
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>you fuck off
>no you fuck off
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>>7915312
Dude. Nicholas Cage cutie mark.
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>>7915355

fuck _on
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>>7915355
how do i turn fuck off

fuck if i know how to do that
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>>7914821
https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29ab96186c659959e6ad62e33ea

another hot as fuck mare video, it's a horse trained to suck dick and it swallows the guy's load
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DO
NOT
RESPOND
YOU
INCONCEIVABLE
FAGGOTS
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What if Twilicorn is a dream episode
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>>7915358
>>>/HSG/
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>>7915358
Point is? Doesn't make it any less shitty
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>>7915374
>this faggot again
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>>7915343
>>7915345
I'm sorry, I'm not from MLPG. I am, however, going to enjoy myself rather than be a miserable sack of shit, why don't you go pout in the corner and I'll call your mothers to come pick you up
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Idea for a Drawfag. Marker (not the pony) fighting Hasbro logo.
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>>7915312
I bet you think he takes the grimdark bullshit seriously too and get mad at it.
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>>7915320

Well we know what one of them looks like.
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>>7915314

Not that hard to believe they've had it knocking around for a while, it is just a simple flash game.
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>>7915376
>Twily wakes up wet
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>>7915376
What if it ends up that from S1 onward was all a dream, Twilight having been hypnotized by Nightmare Moon the entire time
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>>7915358
It's not even a very good Nicolas Cage.
Corwin does the best Nicolas Cage.
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>>7915399
>The rest of them look like Texanon.
Teen body, same adult sized head.
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>>7915409
Eh
I like his Danny and Obama
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>>7915409
Sure is Matt Groenig in there.
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>>7915409

Abe Lincoln minus hat and facial hair
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>>7915429

What if they were all TexAnon's little brothers?
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>>7915451
Anything wrong with that?
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>>7915456
let's not get ridiculous here
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"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012

This is Obama's America.
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>>7915456
>they never talk
>They just stare
>That's how they communicate
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>>7915456
All hyper and excited?
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>>7915372
Holy christ, why would you ever stick your cock in a horse's mouth? Have you seen their teeth?
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>>7915476
>It's how they communicate.
>How they feed.
>How they excrete waste.
>How they make love.
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>>7915476

>Bring your girlfriend to meet your family
>your big brother glares at her, face furrowing in an impossibly-deep scowl
>have to tell her he's asking her to pass the salt
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>>7915476
>they never break eye contact
>Breakfast is just them looking at eachother at a table
>>
>"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012

"Why can't you use proper english you illiterate mongoloid." - Anon, to Anon, 2013
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>>7915511
>You blink and you swear some of the food is gone and the fork is soiled.
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>>7915470

Yeah, kind of a dumb idea, now that I think about it.

I just like the idea that each Anonymous is different from the others, based on the girls.

Like Silver Spoon's would be the big strong one, and DT's would be the fast-talker, or Sweetie's would be the musician and Scoots' is the sports nut.
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>>7915506
oh fuck my sides
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>>7915474
>not Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan

FTFY. Fuck I feel old
>>
http://i.imgur.com/30q7qAi.png NSFW.
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>>7915512
>not capitalizing "English"
>2012+1

Anon, can you please explain to the class why you're such a pathetic excuse for a writer?
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But Texanon talks
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>>7915565
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>>7915506
>he stares at Diamond
>"...What are YOU looking at?"
>she tries to stare him down in return
>she lasts about 5 seconds before shrinking back into her chair
>"Okay, okay, I get it! You win!"
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>>7915409
the three best are Obama, Pilkington and Chris.
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>>7915573
That's an isolated accident. He was just overwhelmed by the fancy clothes
>>
>Texanon is the only thing in your pony folder that you can legally use outside of the board.
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>>7915565
WHERE'S THE CUM REI


I already fapped and now I'm going to bed

When I wake up there better be some cum

Rei, plz
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>>7915541

>ApplebloomAnon starts out pale and kind of flabby, but ends up the most muscular and tan.
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>>7915598
You don't stare down a man of this magnitude.

It's futile to even try.
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>>7915541
I figured Scoots would get the Dork.
or would that be Babs?
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>>7915612

>post it
>immediately somebody asks why a generic anime character is on an mlp background
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>>7915603
And the worst?
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>>7915640
Is Texanon immune to Fluttershy's stare?
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>>7915647

I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas. You're free to throw some in yourself.
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There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing. I have clearly passed that point.
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>>7915657
He is a generic anime character
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>>7915657
>Counter by asking them why they think it's a MLP background.
>They fucked up.
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>>7915640
Can he outstare a goat?
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>>7915680
>There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing
Nope, you are wrong.
Apple drew until he was sick from sleep deprivation.
Kraut drew stacks of pages every day.
Never stop. Never surrender.
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>>7915672
Nigga who do you thing TAUGHT her
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>>7915704
He can outstare a statue.
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>>7915640
>Challenge Texanon to a stare match
>pull a mirror at the last second
>he is now forever trapped in a neverending staring match
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>>7915675
I just figured since the anon from metals' original teen-scoots story mentioned being a straight-A student at the beginning, so I had him pegged for the more intellectual type.
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>>7915672
He is its counter.
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>>7915706
but then you end up with THIS bullshit
is that what you want? THIS bullshit?
>>
APP
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>>7915745
OH GOD NO
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>>7915745
Long hours, my man.
Long hours and pained hands and lots of shitty drawings are the only way.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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http://smarebooru.booru.org

so I've finished uploading the fetishgreentext dropbox

I got sort of lazy with tagging, but I think it hit the key points for each one
Anon uploading and tagging should be enabled. Feel free to update anything I missed
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>>7915725

>he wins
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>>7915723
>They say that Discord won't prank him for fear of his glare.
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>>7915770
https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=217670331906466314692.00049c40acd269de6e045
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>>7915765
LES
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>>7915745
To be honest I didn't even realized it was Femsnails. I thought it was Lauren's Alicorn with a different hair style

NOW DRAW
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>>7915598
>he's staring down at Silver Spoon
>she stares right back up, her eyes as big as saucer-plates behind her thick-framed glasses
>after a few moments that feel like hours, he turns his head to you
>he lets his eyes bore holes into yours for a few moments before turning and exiting the room
>"...He likes you!"
>"Wh-what?"
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>>7915771
>Only one entry for Odor.
WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
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>>7915725
How can anyone defeat a practitioner of Hokuto Shinken?
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>>7915803
>texanon practices Hokuto Shinken
Oh god yes
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>>7915725

>Pinkie figures this out
>She now has a perfect permanent party guest whenever she wants
>And Rarity has a living mannequin to measure and fit
>And Twilight has an instrument holder
>And Fluttershy has a non-threatening, unresponsive person to talk to
>And Dash has an audience for all her flying sessions
>And Applejack has a scarecrow
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>>7915795
>Your curled into a corner at this point.
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>>7915771
Neat.
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>>7915788
Workin' on it, Coach.
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>>7915567
Because it's difficult to keep mentally focused when your favorite pony is suckin' my dick.
>>
pony should pony pony
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>>7915771
HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAH
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>>7915816
>And Applejack has a scarecrow
pfff
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>>7915816

Don't you mean STAREcrow?
>>
someone pls post that gif of the pony mare creaming everywhere, I forgot to save it last time I saw it
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>>7915843
P...Pinkie?!

No!
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>>7915874
BOOOOOOO
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>>7915771
Bookmark'd like the Fist of the North Star.
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>>7915878
Don't worry, anon. She can't be sucking his dick.
She's too busy tickling my face with that little flip in the front of her hair.
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>LK doing something like Prequel with quarians
Oh God yes
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>>7915888

hueahuehuaehue
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hey MLPG, are ready for the Superb Owl?
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>>7915771
>no anon tagging
fffuuu
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>>7915874
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>>7915874

Ehh, it's ok you're no Scrubbing Bubbles but I would still murder you in your sleep.
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>>7915927
#beef
Try it again, it should work now
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>>7915922

Fuck yeah
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>>7915930
I saved that Pinkie and edited it so Scrubbles cab still use his too.
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>>7915922

You can never be ready.
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>>7915907

Can you even FATHOM this much ass?
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>>7916042
I know I can't.
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>>7916042

meh, too much ass
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HOW DOES BRAEBURNED STARE AT HORSECOCK FOR THAT LONG JEEZ
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Hey, one of you assholes should jerk off on cam for all of MLPG to watch.
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Rarity and Sweetie Belle!

Drawn by: JowyBean

Posting flats next
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>>7916106
YOU WON'T LAST THREE MINUTES
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>>7916089

How can't you? They are mesmerizing!
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>>7916106
I would but I already jerked off twice today and I'm too tired to go again
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>>7916106
I'm tempted to do a 2 hour edging session and cam the cumshot
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>>7916123

Great work!
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>>7916089
Because he has some kind of weird mental disease.
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>>7916123
Also still streaming!

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

One more pic then I'm gonna go bed, or videogames.
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>>7916089
Is he streaming?

or are you drawing horsecock?
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