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Topic: What would it be like to have a Pony Pen Pal? Which pony would you write to?

Old thread: >>7907132
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first for Palette Swap prolapse
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>not talking shit about other ponies with Celestia
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>>7911948
>dr whooves

fuck you
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>>7911948
I had a pen pal when I was a little kid. We had a lot of fun, but one day he stopped writing. ;_;
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>>7912042
[wubbing intensifies]
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>>7912042
>dr whooves
its time turner you brony
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>>7912098
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Sweetie Belle should become a princess.
I'd worship her. ;_;
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>>7912098
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>>7912079

>tfw you've had pen-friends in Scotland and Turkey with the same results.

I miss those girls sometimes.
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>>7912129
>Babs Seed called her the Princess of the Blanks
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>>7912129
>you'll never comfort a crying Sweetie Belle
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>>7911948
I'd enjoy getting letters from my favorite pony.
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Anon with the anus Palette Swap idea thing. Why do you want to see anal prolapse of Palette Swap?
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I love you, MLPG.
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>>7912223
>You will never comfort an ear-flopped scrunching Sweetie Belle.
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>>7912231
But Tex, Applebloom has terrible handwriting.
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What a shit topic.
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>>7912231
>HOWDY TEX
>APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
>YOURS, APPLEJACK
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I think I want to draw something with Shiny.
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>>7912223
>you will never be a little colt trying to win Sweeties heart
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>>7912126
just look at that happy pony
that pony deserves to be happy more often
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>>7912255
>handwriting
Get it together.
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>>7912244
To scare off another contributor.
Fucking plane ponies bullshit.
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>>7912272
Draw him fighting Galactus.
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>>7912274
man i hope not
i might end up as big a faggot as that puff oc
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>>7912255
That's fine, I'm sure Applejack can write her own letters.

>>7912264
>after opening the letter
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>>7912248
sweetie noooooo
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>>7912247
I love you too
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>>7911948
Although she's not my favorite, I think Twilight would be the best pony to have as a pen pal. She'd probably have a lot of questions for me, and I know I'd have plenty for her. She writes a lot of letters too. I think it would be fun.
But I'd still like to visit her sometime.
>>7912262
I think it's a cute topic.
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What are you most excited about?
Sly Cooper 4 on Tuesday and the announcement on the 20th
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donkeys are smarter than horses.

thus in pony world they would be far into the industrial age while pony tech is stuck
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>>7912298
fuck yo shit, nigga
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>>7912292
>Fighting Galactus
>Not heralding him
HE'S THE SILVER SURFER, ANON.
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>>7912292
While riding a silver surfboard.

Not the Silver Surfers board, just a silver surfboard.
Riding a wave made of space and shit.
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>not picking Twilight Sparkle as your pen pan
step it up
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>>7912323
holy SHIT, 10 whole megabytes!
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>>7912280
she loves to party
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>>7912223
anon pls
it hurts
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>>7912325
Man, what a horrible colt.
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>>7912340
b-but I would pick her
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>>7912340
pen pan?
...pen PAL?
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>>7912131
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>>7912323
>Mules exist in pone world
THIS MEANS PONIES FUCK DONKEYS.
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and this time on alcoholics anonymous
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>>7911948
>Pony Pen Pal
I'd choose Lyra because she'd be the most impressed with biology.
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>>7912340
I picked her, anon. She'd make a great pen pal.
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>>7912346
she's so sad, anon
won't you try to help her?
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>>7912323
>There was a time when 10MB was a lot of space
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>>7912280
Bonbon is adorable when she's happy.
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>>7912346
You need this.
You need to work out these feelings.
She will always be sad and you will never be able to comfort her.
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>>7912393
She ate all the cookies!
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>As you enter the room, you notice a soft looking white pony resting on your bed.
>Her mane is red, and you notice she has paint dripping from her tail, creating a mess on your bed.
>You smile, thinking she must have been tired from painting all day, as you approach her.
>Walking over to the bed, you notice her asscheeks, spread like her legs in the position she was sleeping in.
>Your eyes are drawn to her anal pucker, that tiny grey doughnut resting between her asscheeks.
>You gulp, feeling your control leaving your body, as you approach her, closer and closer, unzipping your pants as you move
>You can her a soft snore as you reach your arms out to her legs
>Quickly you grab on to her back legs, the shock awakens her as she yelps
>You immediatly slam your large, erect dick into her anus as she screams, thrusting as quickly and as hard as you can.
>Her body wobbles to your thrusts, as you only hear her screaming and notice her paint dried tail flopping all over the place
>After several minutes inside her, you unload into her tight butthole
>You pant with a smile, as you see her crying and laying there. She's coughing and panting from the force
>You slowly pull our your dick, her anus so tight it won't let go, making your dick slowly pull out her rectum as you exit, your semen dripping from the prolapsed hole.
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>>7912403
She's also cute when she's angry.
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>Pony pen pals.
>Not Pony Puppet Pals.
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>>7912340
she'd be so disappointed by my short letters with no deep or insightful contemplations on the world
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Ugh. This looks so wrong.
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>>7912394

There was a time when entire vidya games could be measured in bytes.
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>>7912402
fuck you and fuck your marker
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>>7912424

god dammit
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>>7912426
Lots of fun for guys and gals?
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>>7912438
Which pony is it?
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>>7912424

dad gommit
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>>7912438
rei would you be interested in a request?
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>>7912394
I have a GIF that weights more than 10 MB.
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>>7912425
She's cute no matter what.
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>>7912402
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>>7912424
gob flobbit
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>>7912424
Well...
I guess we're doing this.
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>>7912453
Bubble Berry.
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>>7912469
>Bon Bonnui
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>>7912424


That sucked even for greentexting.
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>>7912440
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>>7912424
gub darpit
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>>7912426
I would bonk Pinkie.
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>>7912459
Maybe, sure.
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>>7912440
Yeah, the eating game
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Princess-hood is actually contagious and acorn Twilight ends up infecting everybody else with it
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>>7912469
Her friend is cuter-
Wait...she doesn't have a friend...why did I think that?
Hm...
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>>7912488
I'll make part 2 better then
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>>7912424
tarnation
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Should I kill myself?
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>>7912424
Dang
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MLPG is both a clock and a calendar. It's your school, your home, your church, your friend...and your lover
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>>7912438
>>7912453
This better end in auto-felatio
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>>7912514

I want background pony as a penpal
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Rarity

she'd have the most legible writing I believe
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>>7912424
heavens to betsy
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>>7912505
Awesome
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I want to give Lyra a squirting maregasm and finally fulfill her life-long thirst for human D. Then we can get Indian food after.
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>>7912519
Next time, perhaps use less samefag shit to bump your shit?
>>7912526
>>7912494
>>7912476
>>7912457
>>7912446
And fuck off back to /b/
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>>7912492
Holy shit, it's always been this way. I find this somehow comforting.
I wish I had a computer during the CD vs. Cartridge arguments.
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>>7912424

Wowza
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>>7912532
No.. life is good and you will find your way and blah blah blah
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>>7912505
I WANNA BE A PRINCESS TOO!
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>>7912560
It wasn't me though :)
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>>7912541
I think I am just suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
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>>7912551
>Every letter you send she scolds you on your terrible penmanship.
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>>7912558
>not treating her to edamame and miso
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>>7912532
Be sure to upload your pony folder before you do
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>>7912532
You don't like life? What are you, gay or something?
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>>7912572
Anon tell he truth.
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>>7912424
why, I never
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>>7912340
>writing Twilight dirty letters

I want to do this just to see her awkward response.
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>>7912588
Chink food is ass
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>>7912542
It's supposed to, but... eugh.
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Can you believe it? There are some savages out their who wash their hair every OTHER day
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>>7912424
I am ofended and creeped out. I am leaving MLPG for good!
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>>7912588
>you fall into a routine, enjoying each other's intimate touch and then enjoying each other's culture

>always enjoying each other's company
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>>7912625
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>>7912424
I guess you guys do love me!

I'll stay.
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>>7912623
I can't do that. My hair gets super greasy if I skip a day.
>Just go a month only doing it every other day and your hair will produce less grease!
I DON'T WANT TO BE GREASE MAN FOR A MONTH.
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>>7912625
At last
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>>7912620
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>>7912622
Please, Rei.

Rei, please.

Continue.

I believe in you
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>>7912424
You could have done better.
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>>7912625
>>7912648

Will the real Jessy please stand up
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>>7912600
Fine ok.

Life sucks but if you kill yourself then you're basically saying "I'm a little bitch that can't man up and take life on."

Do you want to be lifes anal sub?
Well? Do you?

If you say yes then yes, kill yourself
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Is it disgusting that I want to kiss Fluttershy?
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>>7912623

>Not conditioning every other day and shampooing on weekends

I see you want to go bald, anon
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>>7912671
Hello.
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>>7912623
>not shampooing 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo like baby shampoo or horse shampoo
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>>7912561
turning back the clock finds strange stuff
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>>7912671
Hey guys
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>>7912683

Sit down Tex
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>>7912623
I heard there are still people out there permanently damaging their hair by washing it every day.
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>>7912670
sry i'll do better next time
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>>7912676
No anon. I'd like to do the same.
And we never will be able to do so..
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>>7912676
Yes.

I bet she smells like pine trees and various flowers.

So gross.
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>>7912694
draw derpy
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>>7912656
That's because if you shampoo every day, it strips all the natural oils out of your hair, so it kicks into overdrive and produces a shitload of oil. You should only shampoo 1-2 times a month with a very gentle shampoo, and scrub your scalp well using warm water the rest of the time
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>>7912676
No, that's not disgusting at all. That's sweet.
What's disgusting is that I want to kiss fluttershy after she's had a long day of getting every mare in ponyville's ass in her face.
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Is it disgusting if I want to kiss Gilda?

on her pawpads?
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>>7912684
Transformation is my fetish.
You know who I could imagine doing a good job of this idea?
Ranzab.
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Welp, I've just spent my Friday night reading the entire fetish/ULTRAfetish dropbox while my mates were out clubbing/drinking

If there is a Heaven, I doubt I'll be allowed in anymore
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>>7912729
You'd have to have pretty rotten luck for that to ever happen!
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>>7912424
Anon, please write about my persona having anal prolapse.

Sounds hot!
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>>7912671
You never know when Jessy us here.

She flies in under the radar.
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>>7912350
You mad jelly he's hugging that and you aren't.
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>>7912726
Castille soaps are ok, too. I use African black soap every other day, it's got shea butter and shit in it, no harsh chemicals in it that dry the fuck out of your skin.
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>>7912763
>persona
>not ponysona
>or fursona
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>>7912690
>Atari 800
>Eight years ago
>Check date
>1989
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.
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>>7912742
i really hope he starts producing that shit.

i was in his threads giving him some ideas.
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>>7912764
You are Jessy!
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>>7912752

What's the difference between the ULTRA and the normal one?
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>>7912752
So which one was your favorite?
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>>7912763
Only if you avatarfag more!
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>>7912742

Sell it to me. I will use it in my next WH40k campaign
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>>7912754
Anon...
I want this.
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>>7912764
I would fly under her radar

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>7912752
>not edging to beast porn for hours while feeling simultaneously ashamed and aroused, resulting in a white-knucke, toe curling shamegasm
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>>7912744
>implying she would let you do that
>implying she would blush and stutter out the word Dweeb
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>>7912751
I'm fond of solidasp, myself
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>>7912794

Not him, but the short stinkymare thing
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>>7912806
How? She's a fucking whale
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>>7912774
this was back when people had to know what the fuck they were talking about when arguing.

they couldn't just google it.
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http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Coloring a donkeycorn and other stuff!
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Music is difficult.
how do I learn stuff?
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>>7912806
That is lewd anon. And I was beginning to like you.
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>>7912802
>"Today we fly!"
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>>7912825
Isn't it cool that a lot of the old guys from like ten years ago are coming back better than ever?
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>>7912806
Well she'll never notice you anyway
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>>7912818
maybe they're ticklish
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>>7912723
I want to kiss her slowly. I want our tongues touch. Trading saliva would be fine too.
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>>7912690

There were caps of peeps saying that Daggerfall was the shit and Morrowind was the biggest blunder in Elder Scrolls.

Ancient /v/ indeed
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>>7912792
NOT EVEN I WAS AWARE OF IT!

I MUST BE SOME SORT OF MASTER OF DISGUISE!
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>>7912861

Would you cum in her mouth and then kiss her?
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>>7912684
Which pone would you slowly and painfully transform into a griffon?
Would you include a personality change to turn her bitchier?
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>>7912862
well one thing is sure, the next elder scrolls will just have the hero going to each town to be fucked in the ass by every male to win the game.
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>>7912861
...go on...
kissing is the best
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>>7912850
even not-so-new guys, Kuma has been churning out a lot the past few years
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>>7912690
I really love looking at stuff from the (relatively) early days of the internet. Like that one website with tons of textfiles from the eighties and early nineties.
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>>7912866
oh god
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>>7912876
unf

cumswapping is my fetish
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>>7912889
Still better than the MMO.
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>>7912898
>not-so-new
I mean not-so-old
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>>7912881
Fluttershy, of course.
Yes, of course.
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>>7912861
Man, you can't just be that aggressive with Fluttershy.
You have to take it slow, give her those gentle pecks on the lips, then eventually give her the tongue. When she's finally comfortable kissing you you get nasty with her.
If you come on to strong you'll just end up scaring her.
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>>7912907

Please anon, use the politically correct term

Snowballing.
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>>7912907
Especially if it's forced

With Rainbow Dash or TrixieBut mostly with Gilda
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>>7912751
>>7912825
>>7912850
>>7912898
Where can I find these writers?
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>>7912898
>>7912919
It's a good time for us.
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>>7912928
You are not Jessy
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>>7912937

No, dammit, keep your sub shit outta this
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>>7912898
>>7912825
I'm going to need some links here
I haven't had a good tfboner in a long time
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>>7912945
They are artists.
You can find them on Furaffinity or various TF sites that you should ALREADY KNOW.
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>>7912910
You mean the MMO's real, and not a joke?
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>>7912946
Holy shit a lot those came true
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>>7912794

Slutty Mare. TG/TF/futa/corruption masterrace.

My New Year's Resolution was to swear off all human/furry porn, so I use horses to get my jollies
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Why do Rainbow Dash and Tank get a long so well?

Cause tortoises love fruits!
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>>7912965
Just google them, man.
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>>7912957
You can't prove that I'm not Jessy.
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>>7912962
you keep your snowballing shit outta this!
this was supposed to be about kissing!
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>>7912974
It's both.
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Luna or celestia?
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>>7912905
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>>7912946

>powerful computers will be able to create adventure games infinitely more complex than those you can play on a micro today
>tfw the true adventure game genre is ded.
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>>7913005
Cadance.
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>>7912946
>.gif
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>>7912980
The six hour quest thing?
That was a ton of fun.
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>>7912981
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>>7912992
I am Jessy!
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>>7913005
That is an impossible decision and you are a bad person forcing me to choose
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>>7913005
double hotdog
lets go
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>>7913005
In that picture?
DEFINITELY LUNA, THAT BUTT I WANT TO EAT IT.
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>>7913005
Both.
Luna, then Celestia. Then Luna again.
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>>7912979

We SURPASSED a lot of those predictions, actually.

They'd be very proud of us, I'm sure.
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>>7912981
Ugggggggggggh
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>>7912998
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYgbM99udRQ
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>>7913005
Both

Sitting on my face
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>>7913033
>>7912979
It's cool how we've failed to achieve many of the dreams of past scientists, but god dammit if we don't have our super futuristic video games.
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>>7913005
Both
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>>7912946

>which will transmit your moves and those of your opponent with very little time delay
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>>7912945
>>7912965
artists. FA /user/solidasp , /user/kuma and of course gryf
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>>7913005
Both
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>>7913065
I love this artist.
I know you guys hate this artist, but I love this artist.
Please don't hate me.
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>>7913058
Well you don't have to break physics to make "graphically advanced" vidya games
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why do you fucknigs think you are entitled to both princesses
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>>7913005
Luna AND Celestia
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>>7913016

Supposedly, that and the rest of the ULTRA-ultra-fetish stuff(alicorn sounding, hivemother Twilight, etc) was done by one very depraved/bored anon

I wish to bear his children
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>>7913098

I'm the only human in Equestria so naturally there's benefits.
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>>7913095
I do too.

So dont worry.
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>>7913108
You mean that set is exclusively stuff by one guy?
Can you post a link?
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>>7913098
Because I know I don't even deserve one so I might as well go for broke
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>>7913106
Did he just copy and paste those faces?
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>>7913098
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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>>7912894
I want to be holding her while I kiss her so we're as close as possible. Nice and slow, nothing aggressive. Maybe prod a bit with my tongue to see if she's receptive then probe further with it so we can swap our fluids.

This is kind of hard because I've never kissed someone before.
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>>7913140
Hey, that's what I said 12 hours ago.
>>
You don't really know what depravity is until you've masturbated to this.
http://pastebin.com/GJy5nidy
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>>7913098
Because playing favorites was what caused NMM.
You should be able to appreciate both in equal measure.
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>>7913108
Emptyaudio truly is a great man

>>7913131
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lst is the main box
The EmptyAudio folder is stuff he had a hand in writing
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guys guys guys

what if the princess coronation is to make celestia a queen
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>>7913095
Relax. I love me some Atryl. Siden is alright too
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Pony should body check pony
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>>7913186
lauren pls
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Chrysalis = NMM >Luna > Celestia > cadence > Twilight
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>>7913203
I know I'd check a pony's body.
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>>7913171
>scat
>not be soashamedpony

do you even foodscat
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>>7913185
Flattery will get you everywhere. <3 <3
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>>7913005

See anon, the make it or break it question is:

which has the bigger bush?
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>>7913185
>anthro trixie teases anon
oh god, i can't believe someone saved that...
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>>7913171
>that feel when
It helps that I wrote a lot of it too
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>>7913171
I have masturbated to that so hard.
It's probably in the top 30 grossest things I've ever masturbated to multiple times.
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>>7913237
They're princesses. They're neatly trimmed.
Luna's is styled in the shape of a crescent moon
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>>7913248
>this goes on for hours every day
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>>7913239
you should do more of it
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>>7913262
>Neatly trimmed
DROPPED
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>>7913248
i think that pony is annoying.

she was much less annoying in S2.
i guess that is what you get for characterization now.
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>>7913203

Is MLPG going to watch the Super Bowl?
>>
What does "Eternity's Shylock" mean? Something about a Jew who takes his "pound of flesh" at the end of the universe?
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>>7913262

That's bullshit, nobody's gonna see their pubes.

If anything, I'd imagine they're let it grow out because it's more womanly to not trim.
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>>7913287
I only watch real sports.
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>derpibooru's spoiler pic for season finale
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>on /co/ earlier, thread about the PPG reboot
>Some how ponies come up
>People start bitching about the show
>"Its just more blow average shit. I tried watching it once and had to turn it off after five minutes. There was some zebra witch doctor and she turned them into tiny ponies or something. It was pretty bad."

You know, I usually respect other people's opinions when they like or not like something. But then they have an opinion and yeah I still respect it but what the heck.

I probably should just avoid this site on Saturday afternoons
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>>7913287
I doubt MLPG will have anything going on about it on game day, but I sure as hell will be watching it
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>>7913287

rooting for the ravens
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>>7913287
You mean the advertising and board games party? Hell yeah I'm going.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/Z8HUF7p.jpg
NSFW

I don't like it, but I'm trying.
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>>7913277
Ew.
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>>7913287
I have to work...
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>>7913033
>>7913058

Now all I can think of is a man who designed games in the eighties who made all these predictions and projections as to what games would be like in the future, seeing a project made by his son today.

It's all so different from what he was sure would happen. The technology he thought wouldn't catch on, did, wildly so!

Playing a game with someone hundreds of miles away with minimal delay? Multiple controllers for a multiplayer game? Out the window. Now you can play with hundreds of people, all over the world, as if they're right there with you.

Control over multiple characters? Control of the environments? Realistic displays? Now the characters and environments and even the PHYSICS in the games take care of themselves! It's unreal, how REAL it all feels now!

It's all so beyond him now he doesn't even know where to start.

His son smiles at him and says, "S-so what do you think, dad? It's not like YOU used to do it, but--"

"I was wrong."

"H-huh?"

"You've gone so much further than I thought you would. You've proven me wrong today, son."

He steps forward and hugs the young man, tears in his eyes.

"And I couldn't be more proud of you."
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>>7913300
THAT'S bullshit.
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>>7913316
Where's that spongebob picture
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>>7913186
Then why is it called the princess coronation?

That makes no sense.....unless she was to become a DOUBLE princess
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>>7913082
>all this futa Trixie
I don't know why it exists.
But it gives me a boner.
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>>7913300
I prefer my princesses groovy.
And groovy chicks let nature take its course.
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I think I'm finished with this. I have a simple background if you'd like to see, but for now I'll just post a transparency.

What do you think?
>>
For the past 19 years, I had no idea guys weren't supposed to use hairbrushes/hairdryers. Everyone in my family does

It was only mild shame when my new roommates laughed at all my shit, but it still hurt
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>>7913323
There better be cum all over his face in the finished version
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>>7913248
Why can't she be real?
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>>7913349
Because the penis is the ultimate sign of domination.
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>>7913354
I think Discord should have turned her pink as a joke.
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>>7913354
Looks good.

Post background.
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WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
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>>7913330
T-that's a beautiful feel, anon...
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>>7913353
That artists humans are some of m favorites
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>>7913333

Makes more sense than shaving.
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>>7913330
;u;
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>>7913275
u-uh
m-maybe. someday. when I've had a bit to drink.
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>>7913393
Yeah, same here.
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>>7913287
What would it be like to have a super bowl party with the mane 6?

I guess Pinkie would host with a lot of snack food and Dash and AJ would be into it, but I don't see it going over well for the rest
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>>7912826
>stinkymare thing

body odor is my biggest shameboner ever, there needs to be more of this
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>>7913330
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>>7913393
GOD DAMMIT, THAT IS THE CUTEST DINKY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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>>7913383
DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>7913372
Then why do you have one?
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>>7913383
DO YOU FEEL IT APPLE BLOOM
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>>7913422
The others would probably all be pretty bored/just there to hang out, and only get interested in the commercials
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>>7913393

>that Dinky-Doo
>That Sweetie

Oh My God.

My heart...
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>>7913430

It's my absolute numero uno fetish.

I haven't masturbated in years without imagining smells, I've realized. The harsher, the better.

except for scat, that shit's fucking gross
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>>7913422
Yeah, I'm not too big on sports. But it would be cool to hang out with six friends and have snacks and get drunk and stuff.
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>>7913422
>implying Rarity wouldn't have to decline, since she's going to her parents' for their Super Bowl party
>She's decked out with a team jersey, hat, drink carrier, and little foam hand for her horn
>She's not the least bit embarrassed.
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>>7913439
>>7913461
Derpy isn't that bad either
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>>7913393

The dinky and sweetie might be samefacing pretty hard, but the designs of the characters themselves are great.
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>>7913464
heh.
"that shit's gross."
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>>7913422

I mostly go to superbowl parties for the food and the company.

The only pull the game itself holds for me is the occasional awesome play, like that 100-yard run the Cardinals made a few years back, as well as the halftime shows and the commercials.
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>>7913492
This is a really cool artist.
Did they do this one too?
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>>7913464
It's precisely BECAUSE it's gross that it's so arousing.
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You're in the kiss cam with worst pony, what do you do?
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>>7913492
Her arms are too long and her hands are too big.
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>>7913490
Artfags where are you
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>>7913464
Smelly feet and sweaty girls coming home after an intense workout annihilate my boner
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>>7913422

AJ would be a total Cowboys fan, Dash would be...Steelers or Patriots probably.

They'd spend the whole game trash talking and bantering with each other.

Pinkie/Rarity/Fluttershy would probably get bored and just be there for the party/commercials.

Twilight would have a big ass blackboard and do a John Madden analysis of every play and how the stats compare with every previous Bowl.
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>>7913536
What is the kiss cam?
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>>7913492
What's with the box? Why did the artist include so much blank space?
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>>7913526

oh my gosh
oh my gosh
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>>7913536
I'm sorry Rarity but you're an ugly horse.
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>>7913526
10/10 would let Lyra sit next to me on the couch as I rubbed her head
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>>7913393
that Sweetie reminds me of Nanako
I love it
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>>7913526
>You will never have a Lassiejack
;;;;;;_;;;;;;
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>>7913534
Are you me?
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>>7913536
but which pony is worst pony?
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>>7913490
>And she fully expects you to attend.
>Well, not her, more her father.
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>>7913526
>Derpy doggy's tail slamming the ground with quick heavy thuds
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>>7913536
>Twist
I give her a very deliberate handshake.
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>>7913526
Yep.
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>>7913492

>"Teeeeee-ter Totter, TEEEEEE-ter totter...!"
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>>7913538
>>7913490

Seconding, especially because her dad looks like Mike Ditka and has the football cutie mark.

He's totally a Bears or Cheesehead fan, especially given the accent.
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>>7913536
Kiss my beer.
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>>7913551
anon pls
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>>7913537
Well you know what they say about a girl with long arms and big hands

They are very ugly
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>>7913526
>Zecora Pitbull
Yo that's racus!
>>
What can I use at a convention booth table to help display my prints for easy visibility, height, and convenience?

What do most people use?
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>>7913374
While funnier, this really messes with the complimentary color scheme I was trying to go for.
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>>7913393

I just wanna pick Sweetie up and hug her!
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>>7913536

>Pinkie

I dunno, probably on the cheek or something for the fans.
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>>7913604
He's got a pretty obvious Chicago accent.
The MOM is the one who sounds a bit further north, closer to Wisconsin.
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>>7913612
And they've got a big dick.
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>>7913586
>come home from work
>she's at the door, barking her head off
>come inside
>she immediately turns around and beats the shit out of your shins with her wildly wagging tail
>>
http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_job

I would kill a man to have my favorite pony do this to me
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>>7913611
It'll be really embarrassing, but I guess I gotta kiss her. But who is the worst pony?
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>>7913625
An easel on the desk?
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>>7913547
>Pinkie
>Boared by anything
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>>7913644
God, Derpy would be such an awful dog.
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>>7913589

That Applejack and Fluttershy and possibly the Rainbow Dash's hair are about the only human things by Emlan that I don't like.
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>>7913627
Thank you for humoring me.
I'm saving both versions.
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>>7913644
>come inside

How untoward!
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>>7913627
I love your coloring, White, good job.
>>
Found out you could just order female hormones off the internet. Time to be best trap
>>
Just one question guys. What replaced ponybooru after it was shut down?
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>>7913665
I know what you mean about AJ and Flutters, but I really like short hair on human Dash.
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>>7913653

That's not tall enough, and is just table-level.

I mean like, big display racks/towers that people have and plaster their prints on. You want height
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>>7913581

Let's go!
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>>7913592
>she finally loses her balance and the box falls off her head
>"JENGA!"
>she giggles to herself
>"...Wait."
>she picks up the fallen box
>the sound of broken glass shifting around comes from inside
>"...Oh..."
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>>7913679
wait really

why am I considering this
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>>7913683
yourmotherbooru.com
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>>7913661
>out in the back yard, grilling
>She running around in the yard playing
>Go inside with the food, closing the sliding glass door behind you
>She runs into it full force
>You've had her for nearly a decade and she still doesnt learn
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>>7913679
I wonder if you can overdose on them.

I wonder if it would kill you.
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>>7913683
Derpibooru
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>>7912031
HAH
I'd rather gossip with bon bon though
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>>7913679
>>7913706
Fuck off.
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>>7913683
Nothing. We send each other pictures by post now.
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>>7913691
>"I wonder why they are shipping maracas...
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>>7913721
If you survive, you are reborn as She-Zow!
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>>7913679
I don't know if it's the same thing, but I saw bulk packages of estrogen at Costco the other day just sitting on the shelves.
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>>7913679
>>7913706
No really, what this guy said.

>>7913728
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>>7913639

My new headcanon is that both her parents are huge football fans, and they made filly Rarity do a year of peewee football.

Her parents have the only picture of her in her oversized padding and helmet.
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>>7913732
>by post
>not by mail

Dude I've sent you a picture of Twilight some days ago, did you receive it?
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>>7913732
Ooh, White, I have another search query:
octavia cum_inflation
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>>7913653

Something like this is more what I was thinking off.

Is it just PVC pipe? And is there like, kits for stuff like this?
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I shouldn't waste my whole night here on MLPG again

Next pony posted I will love and hug and pretend to cuddle unconditionally
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>>7912373
>getting drunk
>around ponies
take pictures
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>>7913740
I MUST DO THIS

I COULD BE SHE-LARIOUS
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>>7913719
>wave a stick and toss it in the back yard
>she just stares at it for a moment then back at you, panting dumbly
>later you're inside and you toss a piece of paper into the trash can
>she bolts into the room and sends the can clattering to the floor, grabbing the paper and trotting back over to you before dropping it at your feet, her tail thumping expectantly
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>>7912031
>you'll never see Celestia spill all her dirty dirty secrets about the mane 6
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>>7913719
>Install a dog door into the garage.
>You come in the front door and you hear toe nails scrape on the hard concrete trying to get purchase.
>You brace for it before it comes.
>A massive thus can be heard on the garage door.
>A few seconds later she come barging around the corner, ecstatic that you are back.
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>>7913772
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>>7913787
GOD DAMMIT DERPY
STUPID DOG! YA MADE ME LOOK BAD! OOGABOOGABOOGA!!
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>>7913706

A fraction(maybe ~15%) of MLPG has gender issues. Probably why they're so into futa
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>>7913798
That is just fucking ADORABLE.
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>>7913773
Not him but.
It's how I update my blog...
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>>7913393
>Sweetie will never walk up beside you and hold your hand
>you'll never look over to see her smiling up at you
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>>7913825
It's the sweater, man. It's too cute.
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>>7913723
and what replaced derpybooru after it was shut down?
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>>7913814
I don't have gender issues, I'm just extremely bi.
>>
LIKE A GOOD NEIGH-BOR, STATE FARM IS THERE

WITH YOUR FAVORITE PONY
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>>7913847
Derpibooru hasn't been shut down.
derpiboo.ru
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>>7913812

Derpy's a nice enough dog and all, but I guess she's not perfect
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>>7913867
die cis scum
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>>7913866
It was, jokes on you. Oh wait...
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>>7913814
I'm a male physically and mentally and I'm 100% straight and I'm into futa, so I find that generalization improbable
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I miss /co/.

More specifically, I miss the Toph/Sari r34 that used to be all over page 0 back in '08
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>>7913812
>Derpy wakes you up in the middle of the night, jumping up and down on your bed
>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!"
>swat her on the head with a rolled-up newspaper
>"Shut up!"
>roll over and go back to sleep
>"Stupid dog..."
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>>7913814
When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a girl. I would have dreams about it and stuff. I had a small amount of dolls, and I watched several girl cartoons. My babysitters dressed me in girl clothes all the time when I was like four. But I seemed to "grow out of it" pretty quickly, by the time I was like ten.
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>>7913822
link?
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>>7913901

>Die later that night of carbon monoxide poisoning
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>>7913867
[x]Male
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>>7913914
...And here you are now.
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>>7913919
http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com
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>>7913839
Cute sweaters, you say?

Hey I just realised...isn't Gravity Falls supposed to be taking place during summer? How come Mabel's always wearing a big, fluffy sweater!?
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>>7913901
>>"Bubba! Bubbbabubbabuba!"
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>>7913860

BLAH BLAH INSURANCE PONY COME HELP.
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>>7913947
it's Oregon
even in the summer the weather blows
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>>7913947
Cause the north west is chilly?
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>>7913947
Because Oregon.
>>7913942
Funny how things work out. I don't really have fantasies about wanting to be female anymore.
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>>7913947

I wear sweaters pretty much 24/7

it's kind of my thing
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>>7913954
I got you a Fluttershy...
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>>7913954
Here I am!
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>>7913825
>(Oh god oh god she's holding my hand I don't even know who she is)
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Why does Western culture encourage teens/young adults to drink, sometimes to the point of blacking out and vomitting/shitting errywhere?
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>>7913980
I would bathe her.
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>>7913947
These two are some of my favorite cartoon characters right now
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>>7913980

cheap ass ponesurance.
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>>7913991
I don't know why you're asking that in this thread.
I also don't know if that sort of thing is really "encouraged".
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>>7913972
That's good anon.

It's not healthy.
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>>7913839
a trip to Sweatertown can make any girl cuter
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>>7913991
To forget about our terrible education system.
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>>7913999
Good god, what I wouldn't give to be in the middle of a nonsexual cuddle three-way with those two.
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>>7913987
>Twilight from State Farm helps you through all your paper work and gets you everything you need in a timely fashion
>Derpy shows you how many eggs she can stuff in her mouth at once
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>>7914015
I'm a big man, I can't fit inside that puny girl sweater.
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Dare I venture into the Gravity Falls general?

I've already seen my share of milkmare/please kidnap me/tulpa/hypno stuff, don't think there could be anything worse than that
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>7913931
>implying she wouldn't miraculously save your life while you slept
>implying you'd notice when you woke up in the morning
>implying you wouldn't keep treating her like the stupid dog she is, completely unaware
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>>7914027
>the answer is two
>she tries to get to three every time but just ends up getting yolk all over your shoes
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>>7913679
That's extremely dangerous, anon.

Be sure to carefully read about how much you can take without killing yourself. Hormones are powerful as fuck.

Also consider antiandrogens to minimize the masculinity. (Again, read up on safe limits.)
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Why are the two humanized rainbow dash's I drew getting popular? I drew and uploaded them ages ago.
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>>7914041
GFG is all incest talk. So, not terribly different.
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>>7913987
I'd choose blah blah insurance every if it gave me an very cute pony
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>>7914053
I dont know, but if you post them, I'll probably just hate them and point out all the flaws of which I;m certain I can contrive numerous.
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>>7914027

Twilight = State Farm
Pinkie = Progressive
Applejack = Allstate
Rainbow = ESurance
Rarity = Geico
Fluttershy = Nationwide
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>>7913943
but I'm following you already
update when
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>>7914053
Such nice tits and ass. Wish you'd do more. I'm sick of flat chests.
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>>7914041
>>7914054
I've been there

Its literally all incest all the time. I mean yeah here we're a bunch of faggots wanting to fuck horses and what not. But with them in constant.

Also they're getting one new episode in a few weeks, then ANOTHER hiatus for no one knows how long
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Here's a princess horse inked and colored.
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>>7914092
When that dies, then that will make 5 great cartoons canceled in 2013.
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>>7914104
>you will never use the riding crop a little
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>>7914104
I like that princess horse, but where's her wings?
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>>7913538
>>7913604
>>7913754
>>7913581

Yo!
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>>7914110
I kinda wish FIM would be number six rather then have it continue the way its heading
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>>7914104
S-SUCH UNCOUTH CLOTHING ON A PRINCESS
UNACCEPTABLE
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>>7914077
>implying Fluttershy wouldn't go for Geico because of the cute little Gecko
>implying racist Applejack wouldn't use Progressive because of the black guy in the commercials

Pinkie would make a great Flo though
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>>7914104
and flats
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>>7914126
hahahahaha
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>>7914126
based art-anon
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>>7914139
What's uncouth?
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>>7914050

Thanks for the words of caution, already read up on dosages and cardiovascular risks and whatnot. Don't think I'll actually go through with it in the long run

I'll just wait until science creates viable futas
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>>7914142

Yeah, I was thinking Pinkie would be Flo.
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>>7914142
I know what you mean. They have similarities I bet they'd seem almost like family.

Pinkie would probably even call her aunt flow!
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>>7914126
>foam hoof
>not foam hand
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>>7914126

That's adorable.
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>>7914104
would Celestia make a good steed?
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>>7914186

I thought it was funnier that way.
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>>7914165
>that feel when you might not live long enough to upload into a slutty pony body
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>>7914186
>not a foam middle-finger hand that says "Your Team Sucks"
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>>7914126
>Rarity with her usual fancy hair under a sports cap

help me I am die
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>>7914186
I wonder if there is a creature in Equestria that has five fingers.
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>>7914155
PUT IT AWAY APPLE BLOOM
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>>7914211
it's tied into pigtails
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the only boyfriend I would accept for Twilight is if she had a penpal boyfriend whom she'd never seen before

alternatively, she just claims to have a boyfriend, but says he lives in canterlot so that's why her friends have never met him
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>>7914203
>Closet by Henmaru Machino will never be possible
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>>7914226

Doesn't Iron Will have hands?
>>
What conventions are you going to this year?
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>>7914126

Do you think only Earth ponies are allowed to play Football?

What would their team be named?
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>Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess.
Marries Blueblood.
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Any interesting news?
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>>7914069
You mean besides the fact I never even finished it? I liked this one until I realized the proportions were horrendous and broken
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>>7914246
But he has four fingers.
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>>7914243
don't get roped into compromises anon
Twilight was shut-in and friendless before Ponyville, nothing else is canon
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>>7914289
Yes, new studies show that I'M THE GREATEST
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>>7914243
Yeah more like they introduce her boyfriend who she's had all along and just never got around to mentioning.
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>>7914263
It's probably comparable to Warhammer's Blood bowl, with less blood.
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What's next weeks episode supposed to be about anyways?
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>>7914298

close enough
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>>7914290
Maybe...try again?
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>>7914298
No he has three fingers and a thumb.
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>>7914303
Keep dreaming.

Because I am the greatest.
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>>7914290
That Dash looks stupid.
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>>7914299
that's why penpals work, since they're the friend-equivalent for shut-ins
alternatively the plot is about her getting a penpal
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>>7914243
That would be hilarious and awkward.
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>>7914310

Castanza is making an appeal to host the next Pone Olympics in the Crystal Empire.
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>>7914290
Do it one more time? The sexy potential is there.
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>>7914310
The equestrian Special Olympics
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>>7914336
what plot?
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>>7914305
And he's the son of the queen of Equestria
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I honestly feel like the show is going in the absolute worse direction and is undoing everything it had accomplished
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>>7914289
There's a cute game on the hub
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>>7914310
The girls finally arrive at Chrysallis' fortress to get the CMC back.
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>>7914337
>It happens in season 4 post-alicorn-princess-Twilight
>Twilight goes to meet some dork in a backwater town in her full princess regalia plus honor guard
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>>7914364
Assuming Derpy is not retarded, and just cross-eyed, wouldn't she qualify for the PARAlympics?
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>>7914388

I disagree!
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>>7914290
>DA SH
flat chest makes sense but big titty dash fits her flashy bragging cunt routine pretty well too
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>>7914305
If they lampshaded just how out of the blue it is and the boy was hopelessly weird-
no, it wouldn't even work.

I still kind of wish Twilight's friends did more than just act surprised when she mentioned her brother. Like they went on a small tangent about how she never mentioned she had a brother. Just acknowledging the fact she never brought it up would have made it better.
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>>7914390

Oh yeah, I saw that happened.

Link
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>>7914388
it is, it makes you remember that Hasbro is a company owned by evil jews
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>>7914399
An olympics full of paralyzed people sounds really boring.
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>>7914388
I am feeling the same way, but you and I should both really really wait and see what happens.
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>>7914243
>Twilight's pen pal boyfriend is actually one of Equestrias most violent criminals on death row.
>"Well today seems to be my last day here, love, perhaps we will write again to one another one day."

>'I wonder where hes going that doesn't even have a post office...'
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>>7914429

Good boy
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>>7914372
make an episode where twilight gets a penpal boyfriend
use it to teach girls about the perils and potential of internet dating
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>>7914388
Well, when it's over, at least you'll have some other shows to watch like...um...

But hey, the comics will still be going!
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>>7914397
>"There he is!"
>all the guards instantly swarm him, surrounding him on all sides with their spears pointed at him
>"N-No, we're not capturing him..."
>after a moment's hesitation they all raise their spears
>"...So! Sorry I'm late!"
>"...it's fine..."
>the poor stallion looks like he's about to go into cardiac arrest
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>>7914443
>Good goy
Fixed that for you.
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what the fuck happened to korra
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>>7914347
>Another episode about the Crystal Empire
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>>7914388
WELCOME TO CAPITALISM

WHERE ART GOES TO DIE
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>>7914472
Coming in either april or early summer
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>>7914243
The pen-pal boyfriend is basically the internet-boyfriend of the pre-internet age, so that's basically Twilight's perfect relationship.

I do kind of like the idea of an episode about her friends trying to get her to meet this guy in person already and she don't wanna 'cause uggggh real relationships are harrrrd.
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>>7914448
>internet dating
I was thinking the same thing.
Like he turns out to be very different than in the letters he's written.
Like he's a fat, ponytailed weirdo with thick glasses who collects figurines of the Wonderbolts and Princesses and stuff.
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>>7914448
>all the other ponies share their horror stories to dissuade her from going through with a meetup
>Twilight insists that her pen pal is different and that everything's going to be fine
>they set a date and when he shows up he's a perfectly normal stallion
>during dinner he offhandedly mentions that he's not really a fan of reading
>"Oh god you were all right, why didn't I trust my friends?!"
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>>7914390
I figured you guys already talked about it to death so I didn't bring it up...

All the level data (and game settings) are stored in XML files and somebody downloaded the files. Mods are in the works.

>>7909096

You can unlock the items in the gamesettings.xml file.
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>>7914418
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/racing-is-magic/?soc=fbk_hub_hsm_0213_001
Password is HUBTV
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>>7914498
And we learn that true love is about shallow appearances. Brilliant!
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>>7914420
>>7914481
>Hasbro is going to do to this show what they did to Xcom
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>>7914498
>"You like Princess Celestia too?! You never told me!"
>instant sex
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>>7914498
Oh man, it would be so cool if they did an episode with a creepy obsessed nerdy brony-analogue, like that one episode of Powerpuff Girls.
But they'd never do it.
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>>7914426
fuck you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvwuAGHJP24#t=01m50s
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>>7914448
>Twilight sends letters to her secret pen pal boyfriend through the regular post
>Spike stumbles across a cache of letters she was hiding to mail later and mistakes them for letters for the princess
>Celestia reads the letters and realizes Twilight's been hiding a relationship from her
"My little ponyyyyy, my little ponyyyyy, ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhh..."
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>>7914388
I blame Obama. You vote him president again and he destroyed ponies.
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>>7914509

THEY FORGOT AJ'S FUCKING FRECKLES
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>>7914530
But X-Com gets rave reviews. I was just playing and enjoying it.
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>>7914426
Yeah, I can see the whole thing just being a big flop
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>>7914308

>one wikipedia search later

Jesus. If Rarity's dad played THAT...
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>>7914498
>"YOU'VE GOT A DOLL OF ME?!?"
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>>7914520
>Shallow appearances
He's a creepy obsessive nerd. And he lied about his life, so he's manipulative.
The fatness and glasses and ponytail would just be for comedy's sake.
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>>7914537
I would also love this.
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>>7914243
heard this idea before
my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer
then when twilight gets too into it they freak out about breaking her heart and draft some stallion into pretending to be her admirer so he can let her down easy
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>>7914560
pffffhahahaha
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>>7914532
>Twilight has a boner for creepy obsessed nerds.
I like that pone. ;_;
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>>7914481
TIME TO DIIEEEE YEAAAAHHH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWezb39yjKc
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>>7914562
MLP will never have that PPG episode.
>>
>tfw your most intense orgasm is to something shameful and disgusting
>stoned and edging for 2 hours to greentext fetish stories
>someone posts a fatherless link of a guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat
>every time he plunges to the hilt, it winks with a juicy squelching sounds while dripping marecum everywhere
>my shameboner is reaching critical mass
>mindblowing orgasm that takes my breath away and makes me groan like a wounded animal while I shoot load after load fucking everywhere
>post-orgasm crash hits and I'm consumed by shame as I get a roll of paper towels to clean up my mess

shamegasms are the best, until you come back down to reality
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>>7914564
You could just do that with rarity dating online blueblood
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>>7914486
>Turns out he's the librarian of the next town over.
>Twilight can't talk to stallions in person.
>They spend their whole date reading silently in the same room and passing notes.
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>>7914570
>my favorite variation is there is no penpal, pinkie and rainbow dash are pranking twilight by writing her letters from a fake secret admirer
SIMPSONS DID IT
SIMPSONS DID IT
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>>7914593
Simpsons also went to shit. So, they have that in common.
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>>7914539

that would actually be a kinda wicked cold-opening, and the plot being as much about twilight wanting to hide something personal and embarrassing from the princess as the pen-panl himself
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>>7914588
"Oh god, what did I masturbate to?"
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>>7914558
No no

XCOM now is by Firaxis, the people behind the Civilization games.

Hasbro bought the rights to the game when Microprose went under and turned what was a tactical squad game of strategy and intrigue, into a mindless FPS and flight simulator

To have ponies be like XCOM now would be having someone like Disney buy it after it goes under for a decade or so
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>>7914588
Living
The fucking
Dream
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>>7914589
>They finally agree to meet.
>"YOU!"
>'YOU AGAIN?!'
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>>7914591
That'd be the ideal date for me
Especially if its a guy
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>>7914602
That feel, you feel like shit when you're finally done, totally disgusted with yourself.
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>>7914290
Shit man, that's a nice Dash you got there.
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>>7914599
MLP now >>>>>>>>>>> Simpsons now
Simpsons then >>>>>>>>>> MLP then
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>>7914399
>>7914426

>it turns out she IS a Paralympian, and disabled athletes from all over Equestria compete

>after knowing this for some time, you finally get up the courage to ask her what the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics is.

>"We compete for medals - not hugs."
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>>7914602
yeah, that sounds familiar...
>>
>Racing game
>Earth ponies race on the farm
>Pegasuses in the sky
>Unicorns IN THE FUCKING EVERFREE FOREST

Master race as always
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>>7914570
>Twilight waiting in town square wearing a blue lilac in her hair, waiting to see a stallion recognize it
>Shamefaced Dash and Pinkie come up to her
>Break the news that they wrote the letters themselves
>Twilight's heart crushed to paste
>Runs crying back to the library
M-my heart...
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>>7914649
NO
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
I'LL DIE
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>>7914588
>guy fucking a white mare with a beautiful pink pussy in heat

L-link?
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>>7914649
literally worse than MMDW
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>>7914649
>not
>"Oh I knew it was you two all along"
>"It's hard not to notice the rainbow glitter and the sweets from Sugarcube Dinner"
>"I'm here for my real date"
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>>7914631
>"Awesome."
>Lean down to fistbump her.
>She misses the first time.
>"What do you do, anyways?"
>'Javelin!'
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>>7914649
>Pinkie
>Doing that
lel no
Did you even see GTBO?
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>>7914649
What if they really did do a super serious and emotionally heavy episode just out of nowhere?
I don't know what I'd think.
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>>7914649
>she's in there for days
>just sobbing
>not even Spike can get her to come out.
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>>7914679
HAHA
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>>7914677
>Sugarcube Dinner
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>>7914397
Twilight having trouble trying to date after becoming a princess is for some reason really funny to me, like take all the portrayals of her as an awkward dork and throw in the separation caused by being a royal divine.
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>>7914677
>Real date
ANd who would that be?
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>>7914677
>>7914719
>"That's also us"
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>>7914719
me
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>>7914710
>Luna wants to keep all the qt colts
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>>7914591
I could see Fluttershy's first real date turning out this way too.
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>>7914710
Poor Twily.
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>>7914710
> a closet full of colts they pull out like coats for cuddles and coitus

cute.
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>>7914679
>"...So, uh...how do you do?"
>"Gold medalist, three years running!"
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>>7914734
Can I have Pinkie?
Somebody pick up Dash for us.
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>>7914710
Weaver does it again
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>>7914693
>He tries luring her out by sliding a book tied to a string under the door and fishing her out.
>It just gets yanked on so hard he slams into the door.
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>>7914757
>Two humans double dating ponies
What sort of hijinks are we in for?
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>>7914752
>"It really helps when the spotter runs the other way after you hit them."
>'...'
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>>7914757
>Dash gets stuck with me
that's what she gets for being a cunt
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>>7914689
Obviously they start it off innocently and don't realize it could hurt her feelings, but she writes a really sincere response and they keep the prank going. By the time they realize they've gone too far they can't stop without hurting her feelings.

I liked the one idea where Dash and Pinkie get [Stallion] to pretend to be the admirer and go on a date with Twilight, only for Twilight to realize they don't know anything that was in the letters and the whole three's company style scheme to fall apart, but it's mostly okay since the date with [Stallion] goes okay anyway.

Lesson for the kids about making sure your pranks and fun don't hurt the people you care about, badda bing badda boom.
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>>7914760
>that feel when you realize you lieve in Weaverville
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>>7914775
Basically just being awesome and having pony girlfriends.
I mean, let's face it. If we actually HAD our waifus, we would never argue about who's best.
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>>7914757
I brought AJ.
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>>7914719
this one, of course
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>>7914710
its luna's expression in the last panel that makes this.
it's so "oh god, she really thought we had a harem, she is so fucked up."
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>>7914660
http://www.sendspace.com/file/bkpcqr
http://www.sendspace.com/file/6zmqbz
http://www.sendspace.com/file/z23ls3
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I give you guys, an Inkycorn!

Drawn by: Soup
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>>7914816
But Cherrilee is a mare!
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>>7914809
But what if the ponies talk about whos husbando is stronger? I would have to prove that I am the superior husband.
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>>7914817
"What the hell did my sister stick in this ponies messed up little head about being a princess..."
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>>7914588
>still feeling shame over what you masturbate to

How long have you been on this site?
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>>7914830
Souper souper cute.
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>>7914830
And a red version, because I thought it looked neat.
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>>7914817
>>7914841
Well, Im sure we know what Twilight's first order of business will be. books.
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>>7914834
I would do my best, but I know Pinkie'd love me anyway if I failed.
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>>7914834
Careful. I fight dirty.
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>>7914830
Hey Dooks can you color something are are you going to bed?
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Oh, and I'm still streaming, by the way.

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

Rarity and Sweetie Belle next!
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>>7914816
>>7914833
>There will never be an episode that tells girls it's ok to like girls
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>>7914834
AJ and Dash would probably be the ones to do that.
Rarity would be content with knowing she'd found her prince.
Twilight and Fluttershy would be shy about their relationships, but a little goading will get them talking about how sweet they are
Pinkie would be Pinkie
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>>7914834

Oh lord, Brony gladiatorial matches.

Winner gets to stay in Equestria, loser is shamed and exiled into Pony Mexico.

Only on Hay-Per-View
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>>7914878
>As long as you record it.
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>>7914601
The show's really been missing an episode that actually examines and tests Twilight's relationship with Celestia. Lesson Zero showed her slavish devotion and Celestia's infinite patience, sure, but what about a case where Celestia's wrong? Or wants to do something Twilight disagrees with? It'd be neat if for once Celestia had to learn a lesson, or does something that makes Twilight uncomfortable or puts undue stress on her and Twilight talking to her about it is part of the lesson.
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>>7914882
Pinkie would initiate a jousting match or polo game with each mare sitting on their human's shoulders.
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>>7914872
I'm still coloring!

What did you needed?
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>>7914895
That kind of happened in the wedding episodes.
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>>7914895
If lesson zero is any indication, if Celestia did show a lack of patience, Twilight would probably kill herself in shame.
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>>7914589
If they ever do another Trixie episode it should basically be like this, although it probably wouldn't be for a date.
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>>7914690
Oh god, they do one of THOSE episodes.
>There is no moral
>Just sad
>Little girls and bronies everywhere cry for weeks

I still say they could do that with a Luna and Celestia episode
>Celestia sends NMM Luna to the moon
>Celestia is entirely alone, the only immortal not locked away or destroyed
>To live a thousand years without the only one who understands what eternity means

>She promises she'll wait forever

>The final scene has Celestia standing on the balcony quietly gazing up at the moon every night
>Below we can see Ponyville grow over the years, decades, centuries
>Mountains shift in the distance
>Monuments are erected
>The Everfree is pushed back
>And Celestia stands there every night on her balcony, thinking of her sister
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>>7914888
If the pink one was on the line, no one could stop me.
No one.
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>>7914888
Where have the equine puns gone?
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>>7914888
Reminds me of the Waifu Olympics we talking about some time ago

Oh man that was a fun thread
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Would your favorite pony be proud of you?
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>>7914926
Fuck fuck fuck.
Both Futurama and Hey Arnold seemed to have a lot of episodes like that.
But I just don't see it happening with ponies. I would go full brony and feel emotions if it did, though.
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>>7914955

No.

Most of the other ones would be though.
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>>7914955
She would be proud of my original character
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>>7914955
Doubt it.
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>>7914912
Well if you could do this I'd be grateful
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>>7914947
I vaguely remember that being somehow connected to this.
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>>7914923
>Implying a blind date Twixie episode wouldn't be great
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>>7914955
Not if she saw how messy my desks are...
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>>7914955
>Pinkie
No, I don't think so. I'm not incredibly sociable, although I'm not a full shut-in.
But we could have fun together, and I'd go to all her parties.
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>>7914918
>>7914922

In the wedding episodes, Celestia's disappointment was enough to snap Twilight's will over her knee, and Lesson Zero further reinforces Twilight's inability to disagree with Celestia. The fear mirror in the Crystal Empire just went even further to show that Twilight only thinks of Celestia as someone she could fail or disappoint, not someone she could disagree with or oppose.

The closes thing to development on this point was probably when she snapped a little at the idea of bringing Discord to Ponyville, and even then she quickly covered herself.

If Twilight's really supposed to become a Princess, she'll have to become at least a little closer to an equal. She has to stand her ground in front of Celestia eventually.
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>>7914966

Twily J. Fry - Named for her sister, to carry on her spirit. I miss you little sister, always and forever.

-Shining
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>>7914988
why rarity a lamia
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>>7914955
No one is proud of me, anon.
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>>7914955
Yes. I've gone from never having done a single day of hard work in my life to coming home at sunset every night with my hands cut, scraped and bruised, caked with half an inch of oil, dirt and grease. I couldn't be more proud of myself.
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>>7915016
Oh, I see what you mean.
You know, I actually could see something like that happening at one point.
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>>7915002
It'd be great, but good luck sneaking lesbians past the censors
Twilight being sent a student to help train or a partner for some sort of contest and it turning out to be Trixie would be a fun way to handle it though
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>>7915022
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME
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>>7915016
>It's forbidden to create your own magic, and Celestia lets her know that clearly.
>But it's the only choice she has.
>So she goes against Celestia and does it anyways.
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>>7915016
>The final lesson of Friendship is Magic
>kill your parents
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>>7915002
>"This is not a date! The Great and Powerful Trixie would never stoop so low as to take her sworn nemesis out on a date!"
>"Trixie, you're not my nemesis-"
>"Don't marginalize me!"
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>>7914955
Nope
I don't think anyone would be
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>>7914775
Speaking of that, I kinda want a pic of all of Aspirant's Anons from his quests and MSOB's Lyraquest Anon in a date with their ponies (Pinkie, Rarity, Luna(Lyra with their kid)).

And Puff and Sweetie could be in the background too.
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>>7915022

;_;
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>>7915048
They got Lyra and Bonbon in.
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>>7914966
While I agree with hey Arnold, old Futurama was on a whole nother goddamn level. The writers of those episodes were talents unto themselves.
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>>7914989
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>>7914988
Sure!

If you had a version without the construction lines would be better, but I can work with that if you want.
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>>7914989
Nah
It was something else

Basically all of us get our own Equestria so we can have all our waifus. All of them would be identical.

Also each Equestria would have a portal that leads to a Restaurant between Universes where all of us would meet from time to time.

And every year we'd have the Waifu Olympics
All Xfags in a team against the others compeating in events from every possible field not just sport while the wiafus watch, f course all of them in their own stand. All AJs in a place, all Rarities the same an so on.

And in the end there would be a huge ass Team fight with medieval weapons, you know swords, spears, halberds and so on.
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>>7915016
that's risky, since celestia's a mother-figure in the show and a big part of kids shows is to reinforce obedience to mother figures
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huh.
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>>7915100
Sorry this is the one posted
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you guys

why is winking so erotic
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>>7915084
Oh yeah, we had that idea a while back. a 'class photo' with all the questanons at a bar, just chatting.

And lyraquestanon off to the side nursing a bottle of Maker's Mark with a thousand yard stare,
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>>7915113
You fucked up.
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>>7915122
dat muscle-control
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>>7915032
Probably fetish.
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>>7915091
But all we know for sure is that they hang out together. We can say they're friends.

Oh wait, this is one of those troll things, isn't it? Well done, anon.
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>>7915099
And now we are one.
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>>7914784
[Stallion] is best pony, trying to protect Twilight's feelings like that
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>>7915133
>implying winking is voluntarily
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>>7915075
>Eventually Trixie drops the act
>Speaks like how she wrote to Twily
>They actually really like each other
>Love discussing magic together
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>>7915096
That's because most of the writers on futurama were originally golden age simpsons writers.
This is why the simpsons really plummeted around 1999. Because all the good writers left for futurama.
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>>7915113
bad end
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>>7915101
Yes, I do remember that.
I also remember some weirdness about identical waifus perhaps switching places.
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so /co/, how do you feel about certain shows being cancelled lately?
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>>7915148
Shining armor stop shipping your sister.
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>>7915144
Yuck.
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>>7915099
I remember the days when we had a steady supply of feels and cute fics and pics coming in.

Such good times cannot last forever I suppose.
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>>7915184

People are complaining about it but I haven't heard shit.

What all is being cancelled
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>>7915184
I only watch grown up shows for adults.
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>>7915138
Obviously they could be, but considering how they appear together an unusually common amount and considering what they're known for in the fandom is a relationship, it seems like the reason they would be put together in the show frequently is because someone making the show is aware of the fandom depiction and figures that putting two background ponies together a lot isn't going to rock the boat.
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>>7915205

I think we just need to stop driving away anyone who makes this place a little better.
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>>7915145
shipping [stallion]/twilight like a mad fool
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>>7915173
I do not remember that.. That would be kinda cool tough. But it could end horribly. No it will end horribly
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>>7915144
love it
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So I know the adult fans of pone barely even register as a market for Hasbro.

That said, was this new game released to distract or appease us given the Alicorn drama?

Strange timing, and you need a code to access it. Not sure the "Actual" audience would be able to get access to it.
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>>7915215
You DO know that lyrabon showed up in the background of the show together frequently before the fans picked up on it, right?
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>>7915212
so how about that Breaking Bad?
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>>7914850
You're a sick fuck if you think wanting to fuck a horse isn't something shameful.
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>>7915084

I'd love to see what all the Anons from the Teen Feels at a diner or something together.
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>>7915232
He may be from the piss but Tracy is a cool dude.
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>>7915148
Something like the lower left of this pic.

Honestly I'm really hoping Trixie comes back and its something like that.
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>>7915255
What is pornography even for then?
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>>7915191
SHE'S SO LONELY
DID YOU SEE HOW SAD INSIDE SHE WAS AT THE WEDDING?

TRIXIE IS A NICE MARE
TWILIGHT COULD DO A LOT WORSE
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>>7915148
it would take quite awhile though
she's a tough nut to crack
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>>7915215
I think the show is mostly approving of their friendship but since the fandom mostly knows them as lesbians, I guess that's fair.

Kind of like how Berry Punch looked a little tipsy on the train last week.
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>>7915144

The circle is complete
>>
So how many of you here can get past sadpanda?
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>>7915232
>>7915261
piss please
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THEY ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE
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>>7912492
>>7912690
>>7912902
Where do you find this stuff?
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>>7915260
Gross we would have to like, take our pictures or something!
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>>7915291
fuck off faggot
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>>7915261
Tracy is probably one of the shitiest things this fandom came up along with Milkmare
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>>7915241
How long do you think it took them to make this game, anon?

If they had it already designed out and planned before this happened, sure. But I'm thinking it's just a coincidence.
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>>7915222
I think that would be a great start.
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>>7915300
GO PONY GO
GO PONY GO
MOJO JOJO
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>>7915302
I don't think that's what he meant, man...
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>>7915302

Not like that.

I mean the Anonymous from each of the stories.
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>>7915291
Hey fuck off, he came here and chilled out just fine.
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>>7915312
XD
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>>7915260
>implying I would go
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>>7915301
I was the last person you quoted.
Here's the website I was referring to: http://textfiles.com/
Check it out, it's a really cool look into a different time.
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>>7915291

Hush.
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>>7915309
man just go back to /mlp/, you have a whole board to shitpost, why come here?
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>>7915309
seriously bro
fuck off
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>>7915319
>>7915320
Oh right...
I don't want to have to find a camera.
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>you fuck off
>no you fuck off
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>>7915312
Dude. Nicholas Cage cutie mark.
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>>7915355

fuck _on
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>>7915355
how do i turn fuck off

fuck if i know how to do that
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>>7914821
https://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29ab96186c659959e6ad62e33ea

another hot as fuck mare video, it's a horse trained to suck dick and it swallows the guy's load
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DO
NOT
RESPOND
YOU
INCONCEIVABLE
FAGGOTS
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What if Twilicorn is a dream episode
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>>7915358
>>>/HSG/
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>>7915358
Point is? Doesn't make it any less shitty
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>>7915374
>this faggot again
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>>7915343
>>7915345
I'm sorry, I'm not from MLPG. I am, however, going to enjoy myself rather than be a miserable sack of shit, why don't you go pout in the corner and I'll call your mothers to come pick you up
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Idea for a Drawfag. Marker (not the pony) fighting Hasbro logo.
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>>7915312
I bet you think he takes the grimdark bullshit seriously too and get mad at it.
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>>7915320

Well we know what one of them looks like.
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>>7915314

Not that hard to believe they've had it knocking around for a while, it is just a simple flash game.
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>>7915376
>Twily wakes up wet
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>>7915376
What if it ends up that from S1 onward was all a dream, Twilight having been hypnotized by Nightmare Moon the entire time
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>>7915358
It's not even a very good Nicolas Cage.
Corwin does the best Nicolas Cage.
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>>7915399
>The rest of them look like Texanon.
Teen body, same adult sized head.
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>>7915409
Eh
I like his Danny and Obama
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>>7915409
Sure is Matt Groenig in there.
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>>7915409

Abe Lincoln minus hat and facial hair
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>>7915429

What if they were all TexAnon's little brothers?
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>>7915451
Anything wrong with that?
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>>7915456
let's not get ridiculous here
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"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012

This is Obama's America.
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>>7915456
>they never talk
>They just stare
>That's how they communicate
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>>7915456
All hyper and excited?
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>>7915372
Holy christ, why would you ever stick your cock in a horse's mouth? Have you seen their teeth?
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>>7915476
>It's how they communicate.
>How they feed.
>How they excrete waste.
>How they make love.
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>>7915476

>Bring your girlfriend to meet your family
>your big brother glares at her, face furrowing in an impossibly-deep scowl
>have to tell her he's asking her to pass the salt
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>>7915476
>they never break eye contact
>Breakfast is just them looking at eachother at a table
>>
>"What do you have to be so good and me look so bad?" - Charity, to Applesack, 2012

"Why can't you use proper english you illiterate mongoloid." - Anon, to Anon, 2013
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>>7915511
>You blink and you swear some of the food is gone and the fork is soiled.
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>>7915470

Yeah, kind of a dumb idea, now that I think about it.

I just like the idea that each Anonymous is different from the others, based on the girls.

Like Silver Spoon's would be the big strong one, and DT's would be the fast-talker, or Sweetie's would be the musician and Scoots' is the sports nut.
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>>7915506
oh fuck my sides
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>>7915474
>not Obama's Republic of Hitlerstan

FTFY. Fuck I feel old
>>
http://i.imgur.com/30q7qAi.png NSFW.
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>>7915512
>not capitalizing "English"
>2012+1

Anon, can you please explain to the class why you're such a pathetic excuse for a writer?
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But Texanon talks
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>>7915565
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>>7915506
>he stares at Diamond
>"...What are YOU looking at?"
>she tries to stare him down in return
>she lasts about 5 seconds before shrinking back into her chair
>"Okay, okay, I get it! You win!"
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>>7915409
the three best are Obama, Pilkington and Chris.
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>>7915573
That's an isolated accident. He was just overwhelmed by the fancy clothes
>>
>Texanon is the only thing in your pony folder that you can legally use outside of the board.
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>>7915565
WHERE'S THE CUM REI


I already fapped and now I'm going to bed

When I wake up there better be some cum

Rei, plz
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>>7915541

>ApplebloomAnon starts out pale and kind of flabby, but ends up the most muscular and tan.
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>>7915598
You don't stare down a man of this magnitude.

It's futile to even try.
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>>7915541
I figured Scoots would get the Dork.
or would that be Babs?
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>>7915612

>post it
>immediately somebody asks why a generic anime character is on an mlp background
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>>7915603
And the worst?
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>>7915640
Is Texanon immune to Fluttershy's stare?
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>>7915647

I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas. You're free to throw some in yourself.
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There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing. I have clearly passed that point.
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>>7915657
He is a generic anime character
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>>7915657
>Counter by asking them why they think it's a MLP background.
>They fucked up.
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>>7915640
Can he outstare a goat?
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>>7915680
>There comes a point in the evening when I should really stop drawing
Nope, you are wrong.
Apple drew until he was sick from sleep deprivation.
Kraut drew stacks of pages every day.
Never stop. Never surrender.
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>>7915672
Nigga who do you thing TAUGHT her
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>>7915704
He can outstare a statue.
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>>7915640
>Challenge Texanon to a stare match
>pull a mirror at the last second
>he is now forever trapped in a neverending staring match
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>>7915675
I just figured since the anon from metals' original teen-scoots story mentioned being a straight-A student at the beginning, so I had him pegged for the more intellectual type.
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>>7915672
He is its counter.
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>>7915706
but then you end up with THIS bullshit
is that what you want? THIS bullshit?
>>
APP
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>>7915745
OH GOD NO
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>>7915745
Long hours, my man.
Long hours and pained hands and lots of shitty drawings are the only way.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
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http://smarebooru.booru.org

so I've finished uploading the fetishgreentext dropbox

I got sort of lazy with tagging, but I think it hit the key points for each one
Anon uploading and tagging should be enabled. Feel free to update anything I missed
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>>7915725

>he wins
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>>7915723
>They say that Discord won't prank him for fear of his glare.
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>>7915770
https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=217670331906466314692.00049c40acd269de6e045
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>>7915765
LES
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>>7915745
To be honest I didn't even realized it was Femsnails. I thought it was Lauren's Alicorn with a different hair style

NOW DRAW
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>>7915598
>he's staring down at Silver Spoon
>she stares right back up, her eyes as big as saucer-plates behind her thick-framed glasses
>after a few moments that feel like hours, he turns his head to you
>he lets his eyes bore holes into yours for a few moments before turning and exiting the room
>"...He likes you!"
>"Wh-what?"
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>>7915771
>Only one entry for Odor.
WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
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>>7915725
How can anyone defeat a practitioner of Hokuto Shinken?
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>>7915803
>texanon practices Hokuto Shinken
Oh god yes
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>>7915725

>Pinkie figures this out
>She now has a perfect permanent party guest whenever she wants
>And Rarity has a living mannequin to measure and fit
>And Twilight has an instrument holder
>And Fluttershy has a non-threatening, unresponsive person to talk to
>And Dash has an audience for all her flying sessions
>And Applejack has a scarecrow
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>>7915795
>Your curled into a corner at this point.
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>>7915771
Neat.
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>>7915788
Workin' on it, Coach.
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>>7915567
Because it's difficult to keep mentally focused when your favorite pony is suckin' my dick.
>>
pony should pony pony
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>>7915771
HAAAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAH
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>>7915816
>And Applejack has a scarecrow
pfff
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>>7915816

Don't you mean STAREcrow?
>>
someone pls post that gif of the pony mare creaming everywhere, I forgot to save it last time I saw it
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>>7915843
P...Pinkie?!

No!
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>>7915874
BOOOOOOO
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>>7915771
Bookmark'd like the Fist of the North Star.
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>>7915878
Don't worry, anon. She can't be sucking his dick.
She's too busy tickling my face with that little flip in the front of her hair.
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>LK doing something like Prequel with quarians
Oh God yes
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>>7915888

hueahuehuaehue
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hey MLPG, are ready for the Superb Owl?
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>>7915771
>no anon tagging
fffuuu
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>>7915874
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>>7915874

Ehh, it's ok you're no Scrubbing Bubbles but I would still murder you in your sleep.
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>>7915927
#beef
Try it again, it should work now
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>>7915922

Fuck yeah
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>>7915930
I saved that Pinkie and edited it so Scrubbles cab still use his too.
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>>7915922

You can never be ready.
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>>7915907

Can you even FATHOM this much ass?
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>>7916042
I know I can't.
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>>7916042

meh, too much ass
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HOW DOES BRAEBURNED STARE AT HORSECOCK FOR THAT LONG JEEZ
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Hey, one of you assholes should jerk off on cam for all of MLPG to watch.
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Rarity and Sweetie Belle!

Drawn by: JowyBean

Posting flats next
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>>7916106
YOU WON'T LAST THREE MINUTES
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>>7916089

How can't you? They are mesmerizing!
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>>7916106
I would but I already jerked off twice today and I'm too tired to go again
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>>7916106
I'm tempted to do a 2 hour edging session and cam the cumshot
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>>7916123

Great work!
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>>7916089
Because he has some kind of weird mental disease.
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>>7916123
Also still streaming!

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

One more pic then I'm gonna go bed, or videogames.
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>>7916089
Is he streaming?

or are you drawing horsecock?
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>>7916203
I'm drawing Bubble Berry horsedick and... ugh. How.
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>>7916089
I wonder how Texanon stares at his own.
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>>7916089

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU REFERENCING
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>>7916068
hey calm down
We'll bang, okay?
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>>7916230
He tries not to.

Everytime he does, he ends up having sex with the corner.
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>>7916239
I'M JUST JELLY OF YOUR SKILLS. HORSEDICK IS HARD TO DRAW
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>>7916248

you bang ese?
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I totally forgot. I drew a thing for the 30 minute pony challenge today and didn't post it here. The challenge was just Twilight, no special instructions.
Anyway, I'm still working on the Venture Bros thing, after which I'll be working on that Pinkiefic I've been mulling over for MONTHS, but at the moment I've been drinking. So nothing right now.
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>>7916277

Oh
Well for one, I enjoy it, so that's helpful.
2. I draw it A LOT, and STILL don't have it perfect. Getting better though. They're a lot more complicated than you think.

And 3. I have some guides if you need them
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>>7916293

>Twistanza

ISYDDTC
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>>7916284
>Bryan Stow comic
I... wow. I guess it's not really "too soon", but really?
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>>7916299
>your waifu pony will never lick your cheek
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>>7916333
She can't even reach my cheek. I'm not going to bend down to be licked, that is absurd.
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>>7916086
fuck off Ireland
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>>7915680
Is that Farseer Femsnails of Craftworld Spa-Ghetti?
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>>7913536

blow spaghetti everywhere
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>>7916354
what if she said please?
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>>7916299
Here's a colored one if you want.
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>>7916369

HAHAHAHAHA

That guy is a hero
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>>7916354
What if she licked your butt cheek
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>>7916369
>women

guy's a hero
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>>7916369

I need context!

>that "Iloveyou!"

And someone to help me find my sides.
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>>7916307
I'm trying to step completely out of my comfort zone, and I kinda have a whyboner for r63 Pinkie. http://i.imgur.com/s1QqZwA.png
Though I'd love some references and stuff.
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>>7916369
She looks pissed for a few seconds. I wonder if she's his wife.
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How old is your favorite artist, /co/?
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>>7916369
>He doesn't spoiler the vore gif.
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>>7916432

Damn that's a fine Bubble Berry
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>>7916433
She recoils away when the kiss cam is on them. I think if they are husband and wife it's a very unhappy relationship.
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>>7916376
Shining looks like a mare.
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>>7916293
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAT FURRY.
YOU CAN'T DRAW.
YOU CIRCLEJERK.
YOU IDOLIZE JOHN K.
YOU DRAW ANTRHO OBESE BULLSHIT.
YOU CAN'T DRAW.
YOU HAVE A SELF-INSERT OC.
YOU GET DRUNK AND SHITPOST.
YOU CAN'T DRAW.
YOU WRITE SHITTY FANFICTION.
YOU CAN'T DRAW.
GO AWAY.
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>>7916466
You look like a mare.
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>>7916432
>http://i.imgur.com/s1QqZwA.png

Needs cum!
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>>7916432
>playful pose
>gorgeous horsecock
>cheerful smile
7/10 bretty gud.
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>>7916423
They got caught by the kiss cam but apparently they weren't a couple, so the guy thought on his feet and kissed his beer instead
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>>7916470

Ooh! Ooh! Me next!
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>>7916479
NO.
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>>7916432

Not bad! Only thing I see a problem with is with the head shape.

A lot of artists draw them practically flat. They have SOME shape to them. It almost looks like yours is concave though! I'mma redline it real quick, but you can find a guide i did here

http://braeburned.com/post/24205793439/no-explaining-myself-here-hey-some-guys-wante
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>>7916440
Of all time?
He's dead, anon. He died five years ago.
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>>7916466
>Twilight doesn't talk about her brother much
>Because he used to be her sister.
>Cadence found his 'boyish charm' endearing.
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>>7916489
You am no real Anon.
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>>7916489
Ur a faggt
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>>7916462

Nah, she's pointing to the left at her husband. The cam guy got two people who didn't know each other.
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>>7916489
SHITTY LINES.
FRIENDS WITH CORWIN.
SHITTY OCs.
FLUFFY PONY SHIT.
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>>7916489
Y-your animations are c-choppy?
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>>7916496
Kickass. Saving that hard. You are awesome.
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>>7916470
Nothing you have posted is untrue, but I do know that a few people here enjoy my shit, and I AM trying to get better all the time.
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>>7916526
Ya blew it
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>>7916519
OH MAN DO ME NEXT!
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>>7916538
ABLOOO BLOO BLOOOO
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We roasting now?

THERE HAVE BEEN MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT MORONSONOFBORON'S VAGINA. HOW OLD IS IT? HOW DRY IS IT? HOW MANY MEN HAVE DIED IN ITS CONSTRUCTION?
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>>7916538
y-you too
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>>7916554
are you the nigga that made life of a peasant
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>>7916470
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ARE WE TESTING OUT METTLE AGAINST THE ANGRY MAN!?
I AM OILED AND READY.
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>>7916551

unf
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>>7916519

AND YOU, MADAME, ARE UGLY.

BUT IN THE MORNING, I SHALL BE SOBER!
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>>7916554
I am not a huge fan of your artwork, but you are a very funny person in streams and stuff. I like you.
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p-p-pony?
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hey, I know were going full daymode with rage and stuff but I just wanted to pop in and say how much this puzzle is pissing me off
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>>7916584
Oh yeah, and the shitty ross-tier humanizations. Tell me again why you guys like this guy?
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Hey MLPG
I love you man
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>>7916432
>Bubble Berry will never coach you on sucking your own cock
>he will never stay in position right beside you while speaking words of encouragement
>he will never demonstrate while you watch
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Will you ever look back at your posts here (assuming they're archived) in a decade or so and wonder what the hell you were doing with your life?
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>>7916634
MLPG turned into a bunch of faggots and stopped liking ponies.
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>>7916519
Now me, now me!
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>>7916494
Look in the mirror
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>>7916642
What is it? Is it interactive somewhere?
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>>7916496
>>7916530

This is how I would do it!

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/BERRYDELICIOUS.png

I need to get some good references on non-flaring ones, though; I've been told to work on only draw them flaring when it's post-orgasm, which is accurate, but I'm not as well versed in non-flared ones. I suppose I'll just study my chance a bit more.
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>>7916699

And then anon was horse
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>>7916695

Your are just awful in general.
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>>7916687
>1996
>Anime
Back then, I'm pretty sure I called it Japanimation.
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>>7916694
Nice to see some people like the correct ships
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>>7916654
I don't know, man.
And you just know he's masturbating to these disgusting things.
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>>7916694
>all those horrible ships
2/10
5 points for cute
-3 for opinions
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>>7916750
>>7916694

>dash
>aware

Yeah right
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>>7916750
>any ship
>correct
nope, all shipping is bad
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>>7916750
>>7916764

never change
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>>7916729
Oh man, I LIKE that. I can see what you mean about it looking a bit concave, now... I think I've been staring at it for too long. Thanks for the redline, this'll help a lot.

Is there anything else you see that's weird?
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>>7916729
You need to make your testicles a bit droopier too. Right now they look like hacky sacks stuffed in a small bag.
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>>7916763
>Responding
I have never been aroused by anything I've drawn.
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>>7916788

Not Brae but I cant help but see 4 closed eyes.
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>>7916579
RLFM
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>Just saw zero dark 30
>Feel extremely Patriotic
>Suddenly support the War in Afganistan

Fuck
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>>7916770
Dash knows.

She just doesn't know how to tell Pinkie she doesn't feel the same way.
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>>7916654
Can Spike vibrate through walls?
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>>7916829

Welcome back to the brotherhood.
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>>7916788

Not really, looks great!

Only other thing I'd say is to make sure you don't make the shaft a perfect cylander; they get thinner towards the head! i also made the butthole bigger but that might be personal preference
also a cum version


>>7916799
Ah, I see where you're coming from. I kind of got into the habit of drawing all my balls the same way just because I've drawn them so much. I do like having fun with their movement/droopiness though, I'll definately keep that in mind
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>>7916740
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>>7916829
That's how propaganda works, silly.
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>>7916716
You can order the yellow blocks around and they form connected lines when they touch
if you surround the square in the middle you can create more
the ultimate goal is to block all the little lasers but it's a bitch to do because breaking lines is a hassle and requires timing and smarts

The game's called antichamber and it's pretty cool
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>>7916841
Maybe.
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http://markus-james-cappren.tumblr.com/post/26743678501/my-dildo-is-worth-less-then-his-art-and-i-can
Hey artist faggots
You might as well give up now because your art will never be as valuable or have nearly as much effort put into it as a fake horsecock.
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>>7916851
Thank you. When they are drawn right they can be the sexiest part of the picture.
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>>7916846
>tfw China's going to have people on the Moon and Mars before US
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>>7916829
>Letting Kathryn Bigalow win.

No. Bad anon.
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>>7916829
Do you support enhanced interrogation techniques as well?
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>>7916896
>implying they don't already
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>>7916854
This is so fucking amazing.
Things never change.
I need to know what site you're getting these from.
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>>7916873
>$150 for gay horseporn
A fool and his money.
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>>7916851
I've seen so many people draw rectangledicks that I can't in good faith let myself do something like that.
Totally doing a cum version, yes.
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>>7916873
>someone will actually respond to this
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>>7916873

>Not posting my reply to a post that was directed at me

http://braeburned.com/post/42024974099/markus-james-cappren-my-dildo-is-worth-less
>>
I want to cuddle Braeburned.
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>>7915836
I worked on it. Maybe it'll look better with colors. Maybe tomorrow.
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>>7916957
Beef. It's what's for dinner.
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>>7916873
so making a profit out of art has nothing to do with artistic skill.
what else is new?
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>>7916896
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/31/esa_lunar_base_3d_printing/

Close enough.
At least it's not the Chinese.
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>>7916825
oops shit, i meant that one, feel like a dick now. been so goddamn long they blurred together

i loved the shit out of that map, it was like one of the few RP maps that seemed like it was made by someone who actually liked to RP, and actually knew how to make maps

shame almost nobody ever played it though.

i call mansion
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>>7916896
the US doesn't have german scientists anymore so it can't beat China now, why try?
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I want to share some GIFs with someone but they weigh more than 2 MB. Where can I upload them?
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Would you bop Reznorsparkle's platform to drop her into the lava and liberate the fortress?
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>>7916942
He's adorkable.
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>>7917049
If I didn't she would drop me into the lava.

There's no way I could survive that. Besides, she would just fall off the map rather than die in the lava.
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>>7917028

We WCIII custom maps general?

Any love for Island Settlers?
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>>7917041
Err, when I said 2 MB I was thinking on Imgur. They can't be uploaded on 4chan either.
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>>7917049
did your bitch ass find those 96 exits and complete the special world yet
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>>7917078
>anything but Dark Deeds
not interested
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>>7917082

Do you have a dropbox?
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>>7917049

I'd hit 2-3 of them and then fall in the lava.

Every.
Fucking
TIME
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>>7917095
>not playing exclusively on those awful grindy-ass RPG maps

pleb general
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>>7917090
Several times
Now whenever I play that game I complete the special zone but quit on the last one because I don't like the pallete swap or alternate sprites
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>>7917099
AH, that's it. Thank you.
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>>7917095

>no Wintermaul
>no Footy Frenzy
>no Uther Party
>no Night of the Dead

cum on step it up
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>>7916432
>Bubble Berry will never hold you in this position
>he will never take your ass forcefully, plunging your shaft all the way into your mouth
>>
I got curious after some of the posts from earlier in the thread, searched one of the quotes and found this /v/ thread with a bunch of caps (for whatever reason I can't link to the archive because it's spam, but if you look for this you should find the thing I did):

doom-is-dead-according-to-a-1994-bulletin-board-i-thought-this-old-shit-was-pretty-funny

At this point I'm just browsing through the usenet archive on google groups, I didn't know all of this stuff was still out there.
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>>7917055
He looks pretty gay.
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>>7917145
u-unf
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>>7917147
crud, meant to link to >>7916912
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>>7917151
Yeeeeeeeesssssss.
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>>7917129
>Footman Frenzy
>There was a LotR version
>In an inaccessible part of the map there were some extremely overpowered items that broke the game, never meant to be picked up
>Teleoprting there killed you instantly
>But if you did it with an Ankh of Resurrection you could survive a few seconds there and get all the items thus braking the game

Everyone hated me
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>>7917161
>He will never giggle cheerfully in response to your moans
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>>7917055
He definitely strikes me as a horsecock connoisseur.
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>>7917184
why am i so gay for bubble berry T_T
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>>7917188


ya think
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oh geez
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>>7917203
Wasn't that Hops?
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>>7917203
What's even the point of that?

He's not female or a lesbian
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>>7917182
I wish more people played SC2 custom maps. The editor is way, WAY more powerful, yet they can be just as charming as WC3 maps. I mean there's a couple that people play (like Nexus Wars) but barely any.
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>>7917055
That face.

I want to punch it.
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>>7917028
Thanks, I'm glad to hear it. I still love RP though I mostly stick to tabletop/quest type games these days.

Also, >not calling Farm and making mad dosh

>>7917078
I fucking loved FMVH and S3 Marine Corps.
>>
I've been bitten by the writing bug this weekend. Suggest clopfic ideas, and I'll take one and start working on it.

I'll also take requests for shorts, though I'm inclined towards non-clop for that.
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>>7917213
what's the last one supposed to be?
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>>7917222

Brae and hops met up
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>>7917213
That last one's supposed to be ahegao, isn't it?
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>>7917232
b-but MSB, f-farmers cant drive the sports car! s-stay in character!
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>>7917235
Adult Babs coming up behind you an resting her big tits on your face after you've come home from work and sat on the couch.
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>>7917226
I'd play if my laptop wasn't a piece of shit
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>>7917235

Rarity jazz longue hookup
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>>7917145
>>7917184
>he will never kiss your shaft as you leak into your mouth
>he will never wait until you are greedily sucking on your shaft to blow his load
>he will never thrust in time with your spurts
>he will never take you in any other way
>you will never be conditioned to taste your own cum when he so much as brushes your ass with a hoof
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>>7917235
Will you write gay shit?
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>>7917235
Superbusty Babs Seed smothering you in her tits
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>>7917235
Rarity and Princess Twilight fucking on that seat from the car
While Spike is driving
In the middle of a parade
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>>7917243
That post reminds me

I've been meaning to save this image.
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>>7917271
holy shit muh dick
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>>7917235
Grown up Futaloo who is ashamed of her massive body (7+ ft tall, giant rack, epic hips, impossibly huge cock, etc)
Rainbow Dash (as a reasonable sized female human) explores her body and helps her feel more comfortable
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>>7917235
The CMC babysitting the baby cakes.
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>>7917271
>He will never be the most loving, caring top you could ask for
>while also being the most savage lover you'd ever desired, when you're in that kind of mood
>He will never make you, well and fully, HIS.
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>>7917232
>DM
>art
>mapper
what don't you dooooo
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>>7917055
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>>7917301
Bi-male, yes. Full on gay, probably not.
>>7917260
>>7917304
Uh, not that I'm offended, but where did the big tits Babs thing come from?
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>>7917301
Hope not.
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>>7917368

MUH SIDES
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>>7917374
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>>7917368
EVERY TIME
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>>7917396

...This isn't the first?
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>>7917235
More like this.
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>>7917395
That fucking face
>>
how old is brae?
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>>7917349
Can't get a job, for one.
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>>7917411
Not the first googly eye picture, no.
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>>7917420

I'm 19
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>>7917414
disgusting
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>>7917438
braeburned pls
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>>7917420
19, iirc.
>tfw Braeburned is the same age as you
>tfw he is much, much better at art than you, much more popular, and has a boyfriend

;_;
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Is that guy that wrote the smelly mare greentext here? If you're here, I'd love some more stuff along that line.
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>>7917480
>tfw he's younger than you and all those things
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>>7917480
That's nothing

I'm older than him.
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>>7917414
Why do people keep my shit capped and lying around? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

Let's try this again: Fic suggestions, shorts, and greentext. Specify which you want, and whichever strikes my fancy, I'll do. Keep in mind that it's most effort to least, and you're most likely to see the least effort ones tonight.
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>>7917395
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>>7917480
>tfw Braeburned is 2 years younger than you and is a massively better-adjusted person
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>>7917496
Spike becomes huge again and bukkake's all of ponyville with one load.
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>>7917496
this as a fic >>7917317
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>>7917496
DJ PON3 drops the spaghetti
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>>>7917513
And his dragon sperm rape them.
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>>7917496
Something with Bubble Berry.
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>>7917496
FemanonxBubble Berry.
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>>7917503
god damn I'm so jealous of people who are normal
>>
BAB SEED BAB SEED
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>>7917540
>you will never bail
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>>7917538
I nearly wrote "better person"
>tfw
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>>7917522
What if it transformed them into dragon ponies?
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>>7917503
>>7917491
>>7917487
>>7917480

It took me under 2 years to do, though.
I just stuck to it and worked hard at it
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>>7917538
m-me too
>>
Sometimes I can't help but think my dick doesn't even look real. It looks like a clay sculpture, and not in a good way.
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>>7917540

WHATCHA GONNA DO?
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SHE COMES FOR YOU?
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>>7917546
>O-oh jeez, Babs. I'm gonna... I'm gonna bail inside you!
>Wowza~!
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>>7917556
>worked hard
>at not being an autistic fat sperglord no man would want
I guess I could fix the fat part with hard work.
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>>7917540
I would let Babs bully my tail.
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>>7917525
>>7917536
Who is Bubble Berry?
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>>7917538
I'm not. I know that their lives are all terrible.
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anybody got that pic with applejack tex and anon
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>>7917573

"Y-Ya gonna make me cum or somethin'!
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>>7917588
r63 Pinkie Pie
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>>7917588
R63 version of Pinkie Pie and my secret crush.
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>>7917588
R63 Pinkie
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>>7917560
I've got a crazy upward banana curve, supposedly women like dicks with an upward curve, but I'll never have sex so it doesn't matter
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Hey MLPG, I have a quick question. I've been flip flopping between how I do eyes in linearts. Most of the time I just put iris's as placeholders until I color them later. But since I've accepted I can't color every pancake flipping thing I draw I need your help.

Which of these 4 lineart eyes do you like the most?
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>>7917599
>>7917602
>>7917605
Why is 63 Pinkie so popular lately?
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Forget Bubble Berry, what about Elusive?
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>>7917644
according to the only girl who has ever sucked my dick (and probably the only one who ever will), i have a very girthy dick

she complained about it
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>>7917644
Mine practically sticks straight up, parallel to my chest.
It gets uncomfortably stiff.
Part of me dreads that it will break if I ever try to have sex.
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>>7917658
4
show accurate or go home
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>>7917658
3 probably looks best, but 4 makes it easier for someone else to color them
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>>7917665
because he's everything loveable about pinkie pie but a guy so it's so goddamn adorable and hnnnng muh dick
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>>7917665
Because a drawfag legitimizes it.
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>>7917658
She looks like she's frowning extremely hard.

I mean, I know it's suppose to be her hoof, but damn.
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>>7917658
I like 3 the best, it's the easiest to color for me.
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>>7917666
What a slut.
SLUT
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>>7917668
Before or after she passed out
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>>7917685

I disagree; In the show, the iris color doesnt have an outline. If you wanted to color show accurately, you'd have to erase that line
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>>7917599
>>7917602
>>7917605
Well, as long as you're okay with him having an enormous schlong and making anon share it with a mane six character of your choice.
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>>7917665
cause being gay is hip now cis scum
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>>7917316
>>7917345
>he will never nudge your rear with his nose while you stand in front of a mirror after a shower
>he will never giggle when you moan and run your tongue around your mouth involuntarily
>he will never laugh at the confused expression on your face and nudge you again
>he will never pull you towards the shower with his tail
>he will never climb on top of you and rim you while both your cocks are shoved down your throat
>he will never motorboat your ass when you cum
>you will never lie under him and enjoy the smell of your cum and sweat mixed totogether
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>>7917658
NUMBER FOUR

I LIKE THAT THE MOST
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>>7917658
4 is the best
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>>7917715
does pinkie pie count
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>>7917593
Anybody?
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>>7917666
>Elusive will never measure your dick to make you a very stylish chastity belt.
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>>7917715
Rarity
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>>7917554
What if it combined with them and turned them into dragon pony mares while impregnating them?
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>>7917658
>that artstyle
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>>7917764
>letting that size queen hog all the fun
>>7917715
Ranbo
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>>7917719
>not women
It can't ever be women, can it? You're paranoia is baffling, yet humorous.
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>>7917570
They made a mistake by not basing the song on that.
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>>7917712
but it's easier to use the line as a guide for the eye color and erase it after
of course, I just say that because I'm awful at making smooth lines/curves myself
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If you wouldn't go gay for this face, you're a faggot.
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>>7917715
Enormous schlongs are always welcome
do Rainbow Dash!
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>>7917760
>measuring
>caring enough to make sure it actually fits
>not just making one and implying I'm lucky he gave me the time of day when I complain that it hurts
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>>7917666
As much as he likes to pretend he's a top he's a tremendous manslut and bottom.
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>>7917797

If you've got a tablet, it's pretty simple.
Most colorfags would prefer it without a line
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>>7917798
Fuck you nigger.
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>>7917745

Sorry I don't, but I must say I love the Brood War pic
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>>7917821
>If you've got a tablet, it's pretty simple.
I don't know if it's my shitty tablet or shaky hands, but I strongly disagree
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>>7917798
The things I would do to that colt.
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>>7917811
>not being a professional above all else
It's like you don't even know the character.
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>>7917798
I just want a huge horsecock to choke on.
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>>7917798
Berry is shit
Give me Elusive, Dusk or Rainbow
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>>7917850
I know right?
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>>7917786
yeah it can never be women cause those unstable meatbags are useless
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>>7917798
>going gay for the face
>not the dick
What's the point?
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>>7917685
>>7917705
>>7917672
>>7917735
>>7917738
So either 3 or 4. Alrighty. I'll probably stick with 3 (because it still looks okay and I don't have to mess with any extra lines). Thanks for responding!
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>>7917837
What program do you use?
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>>7917745
http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Atex%2C+applejack&commit=Go
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>>7917837

Probably one of those.

Have you tried messing with SAI's stabilizer?
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>>7917850
>not letting him bruise your uterus
what a pleb
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>>7917798
meh i like the original better
not that i have anything against gays or anything
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>>7917851
>Rainbow
>he threatens to murder you if you breathe a word about him being a "fag" to any of his friends
>it's a credible threat, you've seen his collection of knives
>not that he considers himself a fag in the first place; you're just like a mare around him
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>>7917886
SAI, mostly
except when I give up and use photoshop to draw vector paths
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>>7917845
Draw him fucking himself with his own cock.
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/d481d1edf135c07c221ee6c3d3196abe/tumblr_mhi4iaWG8q1r44oh9o3_r1_1280.png


unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunffunfunfunfufnunfunf
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>>7917905
draw it taking a bendy-straw path to his own ass.
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>>7917907
>not just posting the image

get out
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>>7917896
Ditto, but R63 is nice.
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Well, I feel like complete shit again.

Maybe I should stop coming here.
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>>7917894
anon

you don't have a uterus
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>>7917901
Try messing with the stabilizer like >>7917890
said.
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>>7917890
Quite a bit, despite you guys telling me that any stabilizer use makes you a doublehitler
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>>7917943
Is all the gay getting you down?
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>>7917945
stop crushing my dreams
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>>7917898
>you are just a mare around him
>a mare with a dick
>a mare with a dick that is as big as his
>a mare with a dick that is as big as his and that he sometimes sucks
>a mare with a dick that is as big as his and that he sometimes sucks, but only because he feels sorry for you being on the bottom, honest
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>>7917845
>>7917850
>>7917876
>>7917894
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>>7917945
>Females not knowing about the boygina.

We can even have babies!

But they are always shitty.
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http://d.facdn.net/art/saurian/1359876569.saurian_spikespread.png
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>>7917670
That's how mine is, it's so inflexible. Feels like it's gonna break.
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>>7917921
That's what I said.
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>>7917980
my dick is gonna explode
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>>7917963

I disagree; If you can get a smooth line and paper but can't get one in a painting program, then it's not cheating to use a stabilizer in order to at least accurately transfer accuracy between mediums.

also: draw circles
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>>7917943
What's getting you so down, anon?
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>>7917925
Oh, what the problem then, brave little man? Post it. What stops you? Huh? Huh?
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>>7917980
will you quit fucking direct linking to furaffinity images
link the image page so we don't get the 403
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>>7917973
>>7917898

I feel like I've heard this before.
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>>7917943
But then you'll miss out on us talking about how wonderful Pinkie's mouth feels
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>>7917963
It doesn't make you a doublehitler, just try not to rely on the higher settings as much.
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is 5.5" with 5" girth enough to please a pony
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>>7918003
>>7917925
ahahaha
mad faggot
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Would you have a pone wife who has no orifice that can be used sexually, or an anthro wife who has, and is willing to use every orifice for sex
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Damn, sure is gay here tonight.

I draw the line at bi-male.

Because bi-male is really fucking hot.
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>>7918031
But pone wife has a mouth
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>>7917973
Now you're getting it, babe. Come on, up on the bed.
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>>7918033
then fucking do it already you nignog

bubble berry x anon x pinkie pie

pls
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>>7918029
you're goddamn right I'm mad
how hard is it to do this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9839401/

not fucking hard
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>>7918009
Man.

I wanna fuck that guy.
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>>7918031
When can the mouth not be used sexually?
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>1102 posts
>194 images
Why won't it end?
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>>7918033
I draw the line at anything remotely gay.
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>>7918033
Then make Rarity and Elusive order around poor poor anon. Elusive gets the back and Rarity gets the front
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>>7917721
>he will never shove a buttplug up your ass before a party "so the food tastes nice and salty"
>you will never have to constantly work to keep your tail down
>it will never be the best tasting food you've ever had
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>>7918076
It will never end.
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>>7917798
>>7917977
>you will never have a stallion pank as best friend and fuckbuddy
>you will never enjoy the benefits of a deep and close friendship with casual buttsex
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>>7918076
You could post more pony
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>>7918060
>>7917980
That shading is horrendous.
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>>7918097
the worst feel
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>>7917968
>>7917996
It's all the gay.

it's reminding me I don't have a boyfriend and never will
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>>7918097

>implying
>chance and a best friend/ boyfriend
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>>7918076
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>>7918097
but I want to be more than friends
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>>7918117
That means you're so much less likely of dying from aids.
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I hate the entire concept of anal, but find a lot of rule 63/straight up gay pictures hot, as long as they're just masturbating or getting sucked off. What is wrong with me?
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>>7918079

You forgot the
>no homo
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Just got in. Why is the thread so gay?
Not even bi, like wanting to take a futamare
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>>7918153
>forgot
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>>7918151

>hating anal

Ever heard of a prostate orgasm?
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>>7918046
>you will never go too the bathroom to wash up afterwards
>he will never jump off the bed right as you close the door
>you will never spot a dildo suction cupped to the wall of his shower as he starts banging on the door
>it's got your colors and mottling pattern
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>>7918167
Braeburned is here.
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>>7918140
it's more like a de facto amorous frenship. of you are more like friends, but male pank still feels more like a friend. more kissing and sex though.
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>>7918151
The fact that people poop from there?
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>>7918151
You're not alone, I'm increasingly aroused by the idea of cocks lately but I'm as disgusted as ever by the thought of having anal sex. It just seems dirty.
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>>7918151
It feels good when you touch your penis. You've made the mental connection of touching a penis to the feeling of pleasure. It's really not that big of a deal if you think about it. A cock means arousal. Arousal means feeling good. Sort of pavlovian when you think about it.
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>>7918167
night mlpg
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>>7918177
yes, but the fact you're sticking a finger/dick/toy car up the orifice responsible for shitting is disgusting to me
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You know what's better than stallionboners?

Coltboners.
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>>7918027
Yeah, ponies are about the size of a regular mini mare, so that's more than enough to make them cum.
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>>7918182

To be fair, it was rei, his bubble berry, and the resulting berryfags. All brae did was redline a piece
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>>7918217
Aren't you supposed to be on jail, AB?
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Whoa, I just woke up from a dream where I was fucking a slugbox style pony rarity in a saddle and reins. It was great while it lasted, but for some reason I feel pretty physically sick. Almost fell down the stairs on my way to take a piss/use an inhaler/take some Advil and Tums.
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>>7918184
does he like me the way I like him?
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>>7918140
"You wanna what? I know you love my party stick, but if you really wanna be it we can go talk to that zebra guy in the forest."
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>>7918217
Cookie pls
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1032962

Holy shit.
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>>7918177
Speaking of that, what's the best prostate toy for a beginner, I don't want anything too big or thick. Just something simple that makes you cum everywhere, I'm looking at the aneros line and the billy.
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>>7918182
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>>7918027
>tfw solid 8"
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>>7918182
>>7918225
I guess I could try and wait the gay out
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>>7918167
>Futa Celestia will never use her royal flesh-sceptre to put a lowly subject such as you in it's place
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>>7918217
no
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>>7918217
>trapcolts in frilly horsepanties
>bulging ball-bras
>silky cocksocks
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Would you a humanized Bubble Berry?
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>>7918259
fuck you for having a freakishly large penis
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>>7918246
>he used to flirt/date someone from the steam chat

Nope
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>>7918261
/mlp/ is beginning to look real tempting.
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>>7918261
Sure they are a pain in the ass but they peeter out soon enough.
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>>7918286

You mean Neil Patrick Harris?
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>>7918261
THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPELS YOU!
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>>7918238
yes. he isn't the most serious stallion and has a pretty unusual definition of love, but his feelings are sincere.
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>>7918277
>wanting to be the dominant partner
>not wanting an equal, or better yet, your superior, someone to devote your body and life to unreservedly, to exist only for their pleasure
pleb.
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>>7918027
Horses have a 18-21 inch dick
Anon did the math and it resulted that Cartoon ponies have 7 inch dicks
Now a normal human can please a normal mare
So yes You could please a cartoon pony
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>>7918298

>pain in the ass

bah dum tshh
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>>7918261
Commander we are being overrun be the gays, we need to act now what are your orders sir?
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>>7918307
when the hell did I imply I wanted to be the dominant partner and not the little colt?
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>>7918307
>not wanting a confident colt with a huge dick to make you his bitch
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>>7918293
Push come to shove, ass worship general is half-decent, though kind of slow
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>lately opening up to a friend who has been teasing me about certain things in a sort of flirty way
>at some point we get a little into it and at some point he calls me a "good girl" (i'm a dude)
>for the past 3 days i can't cum without thinking of someone degrading me and calling me a good girl and it usually involves lots of dicks

the point is this gay thread is making me even gayer, please stop
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>>7918289
It's a curse I must muster, Anon...
Along with being a social butterfly and a blast to be around apparently.

Why am I such a freak?!
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>>7918320

how about you talk about an actual fucking topic instead of the lack there of
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>>7918286
I'd definitely a humanized Dusk

Like the fist of the north star
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>>7918313
what about the circumfrence of a horse dick compared to human dick? Length only goes so far
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>>7918117

M-maybe I could be your boyfriend anon.
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>tfw everyone here talking about stallioncocks and dildos and futa and shit are still more well-adjusted and successful in their lives than you
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>>7918337
>You were born too soon
>You will never live a life a paradise with your virtual pone waifus
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>>7918361
That's the secret to happiness

Dicks
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>>7918361
n-not all of them, anon

;-;
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>>7918277
>ice cream
>making them feed their ice cram to their friends and siblings

>>7918307
Not much is sexier than looking at the pony under you and remembering how it used to be be strong and independent instead of your cockslut.
>>
What conventions have you been to, MLPG?
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>>7918320
We hunker down and talk about which pony has the kickiest feet
Secure the perimeter
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I like gay club MLPG.
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>>7918371
>You were born too late
>You will never live under the Holy Roman Empire
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TFW
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>>7918389

None.
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>>7918320
I say nuke the site from orbit.

Cleanse the filth.
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Which r63 stallion likes teasing and insulting their bottom, talking about how small their dick is and how lucky they are to have an alpha male such as them?
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>>7918391
perimeter secured and thats a no brainer there commander
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>>7918341
I hate people who have more fulfilling and happy lives than I do
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>>7918389
I went to a regional tournament for the Pokeymon TCG a few years ago
does that count?
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>>7918347
he's definetly a qt
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>>7918392
What about Butt Club MLPG?
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>>7918423
Dash. Or Fluttershy
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>>7918383
>;-;
is that a forkbeard or what?
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>>7918423
subby pls
none of the r63 stallions would be like that
except maybe Bon Bon or Cherrypone
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>>7918429
If it makes you feel any better I work retail.
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>>7918431

If you didn't see a fursuiter, it wasn't a convention.

It doesnt matter the type of convention. There's gonna be one there.
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>>7918254
pls respond, I need this

Also interested in a decent onahole, heard the fleshlight isn't that good
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>>7918389
NRA gun conventions. does those count?
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>>7918420
>Cleanse the filth.
>Not it's the only way to be sure.

Westburo Baptist Church, please.
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>>7918451
Curse my inevitable predictability!
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>>7918333
http://www.derpibooru.org/230923

"It's not polite to stare."
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>>7918286
i would all of the 6main. male or female
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>>7918455
No full on fursuits, but there was a kid wearing animal ears
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>>7918429
me too anon

we should start a club together
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>>7918389
SIGGRAPH 2007.

WCG 2010 (?, can't remember, might have been 2011)
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>>7918463
>stretchy panties over enormous dick

muh fetish
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>>7918453
I used to work retail at a department store, fucking hated it. I wanted to be a stocker but I got stuck as a cashier, shit job.
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>>7918481

Close enough.

Congrats
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>>7918423
Bon Bon and Zacoro.
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>>7918458
Tex pls
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>>7918333
>>7918463
go to bed and work on your commissions tomorrow, SB.
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>>7918237

Fuck, I'm pretty sure I have a fever.
I'm shaking, feel numb, have a pounding migraine, and my forehead is unusually warm. Guess I'm going back to sleep until this is over. Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>7918510
be sure to drink plenty of fluids and eat when you feel well enough to
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>>7918458
I fucking love guns.

What are your views on Feinstein.
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>>7918499
>tfw im mistaken for Tex
Y-You too...
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>>7918463
I bet he gets all the mares with that face.
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>>7918389
bronycon
It wasn't very awesome but hanging out with lk, SB, and other generalfags in NYC was fun.
I hope baltimore has hookah bars.
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>>7918510
pony sex dreams are pretty baller, I only had one that made me jizz, but I could still feel the sensation in my dream, felt good as fuck
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>>7918521

please don't

gunfag general is so much worse than gay general
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>not being a Canter Star
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING MLPG?

Pinkie, Dash, Rarity is best possible team
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>>7918493
>tfw hag cunt keeps insisting her clearly expired coupons are still valid
>tfw you end up calling the manager over to have them tell the customer
>tfw they give it to them anyways and chew you out for taking so long
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>>7918510
You're going to die, anon.

You only have 24 hours.
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>>7918426
But look at the blue one go
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>>7918347

what if he was wearing a librarian's sweater and thick glasses? what if he smelled like fresh books? what if he waited for you to take the lead in any physical contact, even when--no, especially when--he wanted to touch you?
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>>7918493
I feel bad for the kids who are told they have to do overheads for products, god they get nervous and shit, sputtering out fast worded breathless adverts.
While I have to hold the phone away from me because the phone insists on making the speakers boom my voice through the store.
That echo makes me smile.
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>>7918538
>im-fucking-plying
I'd rather have /pol/ shitposting in here.
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>>7918521
molon labe my friend molon labe
>>
Where's the gay shit, PonyWifeAsshole?
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>>7918510
Jay?

NATURE HAS COME FOR YOU!
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>>7918575
Tucked firmly into his asshole.
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>>7918563
The echo is usually what throws me off.
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>>7918538
Would you talk about guns with your favorite pony?
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>>7918566
How do you know they're gay and not female?
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>Gun talk in gay MLPG

Quick, which pone is your husbando?
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>>7918389
I went to a mlp convention once, expected to see 23 - 40 year old males but I was utterly dissapointed
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>>7918593
Please.

We both know they're fags.
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Why is she so purple /co/
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pls
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What does being in another man's arms feel like, mlpg?

And if you say bags of sand or some variant, I swear to christ I will do absolutely nothing.
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>>7918598

They were all under 23, I'm guessing
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>>7918589
I bet Applejack would have a trusty 12 gauge.
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>>7918609
They were all 5-12 year old girls
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>>7918582

>I ALMOST DIED
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>>7918608
bags of bulging muscle tightly securing you
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>>7918605
Because it's the color of royalty
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>>7918596

Diamant. or maybe Gilbert.
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>>7918608
bags of grease
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>>7918621

...When and where was this?
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>>7918608
who are you?
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>>7918605
she's gone into Maximum Overpurple
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>>7918609
17 - 23 to be exact and there were more girls than boys
I was very dissapointed
;_;
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>>7918589
Yes. I bet Zecora would have all sort of neat guns.
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I suffered hell today mlpg.
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>>7918605

That is a very purple gif
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>>7918629
wwell said, anon
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>>7918607
Butter is bad for you. Use a cottage cheese spread instead
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>>7918639
I miss when the ponies did pony things like this
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>>7918649
4MPOR4 PLS GO
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>>7918643
Mods?
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Just did a couple of pages of 5-minute speed doodles/studies.

I think this is the only one I could say is board-relevant.
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>>7918656

Pinkie did in TMPP
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>>7918608

Kinda like being in a girl's arms, usually tighter and more comforting though.
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>>7918643
What the fuck am I looking at.
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>>7918637
some fag who occasionally writes bad greentext/erp from a submissive perspective, and also codes.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Rarity.html
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>>7918655
>this is what liberals actually think
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>>7918674

I believe that's a scrotum caught in a zipper.
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>>7918666
>implying mods will ever set foot in a thread this far past the bump limit
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>>7918643
You don't know suffering.
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>>7918681
do you have to bring politics into EVERYTHING?
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>>7918674

There's Something About Mary
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>>7918687
How the fuck do you even do that.

He deserved it, no questions asked.
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>>7918695
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>>7918696
Typical Democan't.
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>>7918695
Is

is that your penis?
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>>7918672
>he knows what guyhugs AND girlhugs feel like

What are yo- oh forget it I can't do this
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>>7918701

It's from a movie.

>>7918697
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>>7918709
Please... stop...
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>>7918667

Neat.
>>
>>7918722
What is it even about.
>>
>>7918608

i don't know, but i can tell you that it feels good to have another man in your arms. it makes you feel powerful. moreso than a woman does, too.
>>
bring the gay shit back
>>
>>7918672

Wouldn't girlhugs be tighter due to a more confining space?
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>>7918737

Nobody watches that movie for the story.
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>>7918741
Why don't you take it to a faggot general.
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>>7918695
You don't know shit about videogames.
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>>7918737
It's a Ben Stiller movie, so it's about a guy being colossally beta and ruining everything.
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>>7918749
So it's shit.

Alright.
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>>7918739

>makes you feel powerful

Not really, just loved. Comforted. safe.

I had a good weekend
>>
>>7918672
> more comforting
But girlhugs are soft and warm, and their chests are soft enough to easily let you press close, but firm enough to demand attention
>>
>>7918755
I survived Mario Party 1, motherfucker

Come at me
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>>7918711
wor mongering republidumb
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>>7918754
>where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg
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Would you style Pinkie's head MLPG?
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>>7918763

how does holding someone make you feel comforted and safe? i mean, being the hold-ee, sure, but not the holder.

i think we're coming at this from two different angles here.
>>
>>7918785
fucking STOP POSTING THIS SHIT
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>>7918781
Not in faggot general.
>>
>>7918756
>Dash is crossing her front legs defiantly.
>"Sir, I found these two on the property without permission."
>"Shall I contact the authorities?"
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Who is your headcanon VA for Marker?
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>>7918756
Unhand those ponies immediately, fiend!
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>>7918793

>"If only i could report it!"
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>>7918756
I ordered purple and pink.
Send them back
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>>7918796
Then, sir, you are grossly misinformed.
>>
>>7918793
What's wrong little babby?
What is so upsetting to you?
>>
>tfw 23 year old handholdless virgin with severe anxiety issues and an aversion to physical contact
>too afraid to call an escort because I keep thinking that I'll get so anxious that I either can't get hard or cum right away

how do I get a gf who is a pony
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>>7918779
>tfw war
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>>7918785
MAKE IT STOP
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>>7918806
Tabitha because she does a shitload of vocies
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>>7918785
She told you it was not polite to point.
>>
shitposting in full swing again
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>>7918818
Dude. If you are too afraid of a woman a pony would be 10 times worse. Ponies can flrex their vagina muscles and milk your dick. Youd cum the second your dick touched the opening.
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>>7918789

Oops, guess so.

Holding them just makes you happy that you can make THEM comfortable and safe.
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>>7918818
>wanting to fuck a whore
Son, never go that desperate.

Have some pride, some self respect.
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>>7918806
Morgan Freeman
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>>7918716

>Not being Pansexual master race
>2013
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>>7918818
How would having a pony girlfriend be any better?
>>
>>7918806
who ever did that boop noise for the extension
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>>7918800

no, Rupert, that won't be necessary. just tie them up in the stables--kept far away from Bruno, you understand? i don't want them torn apart--and i'll be in to deal with them myself shortly.
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>>7918834
My favorite part is when you shitposted about the shitposting.

That was classy.
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>>7918818
just become gay, it's much easier

I'm being entirely serious
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>>7918806
Daveigh Chase

>yfw you look her up
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>>7918818
>not just attempting to become a wizard
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>>7918841
I figure that once I get it over with once, I'll know what to expect and then it'll be easier because I won't be worrying about what to expect when it happens.
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>>7918800
neigh.
>>
>>7918848
So that's what they call a degenerate with possible mental health issues these days.
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>>7918806
Penn Jillette
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>>7918858

he's honestly right
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>>7918800
Why not just make them do some chores for you around the premises for a week?
A far more constructive punishment then just calling the police
>>
>>7918806
sarah silverman
>>
>>7918806
Steve Blum
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>>7918858
>being jailhouse gay

this is the most pathetic thing ever
>>
>>7918743

Bigger, longer arms, wider chest, beeg manly mussels.

Nah, manhugs be more comforting.
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>>7918871
>degenerate
/pol/ pls
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>>7918806
Rie Kugimiya
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>>7918858
being gay isn't a choice
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>>7918858
>getting so desperate he fucks dudes
That has to be the epitome of pathetic.
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>>7918882

...where'd you get the "jailhouse" from?
>>
>>7918806

Jeremy Clarkson
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>>7918858
But men are all rapists!

I don't think I would want to be with anyone whose standards are so low that they would be with me.
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>>7918888

Sure it is. Just like being straight is a choice.
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>>7918888
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wwe dont like it wwhen the city lights starts fadin

wwhen the city lights fadin then wwe cant get dowwn

ok

wwe dont like it wwhen the city people act crooked

wwhen the city people crooked then wwe cant get dowwn

ok

wwe dont like it wwhen the city pigeons break wwings

wwhen the pigeons break wwings then wwe cant get dowwn

ok

wwe dont like it wwhen the city fire starts spreadin

wwhen the fire starts spreadin then wwe cant get dowwn
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>>7918892
Jailhouse gay means that you resort to fucking dudes because you can't get a woman.
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>>7918892

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situational_sexual_behavior
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>>7918806
Richard Nixon.
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>>7918858
>being guy

i hope gay people die or that some disease targets gay people only
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>>7918864
I'm attempting to become a Cyborg.

Fuck yeah.

Cyborg.
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>>7918906
This thread would be so much better if homestuck didn't exist.
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>>7918858
Being gay because you're honestly attracted to men is one thing
Being gay just because you have bad luck with women is the coward's way out
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>>7918915
Imagine how quickly the spread of sexual diseases would fall.
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>>7918906
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>>7918806
Ron Perlman
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>>7918888
Why not? You can condition yourself to like things you hate, and who's to say that an engineered love of men is any less real than one that arose either due to genetics or organic sexual development.

I'm being entirely serious. Why is the idea of tailoring your desires to your convenience seen as so horrible?
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>>7918912
>"I am not a fagbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrtbr"
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>>7918917

you must lose your virginity to a machine, then.
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>>7918917
I cast lighting
ZAP MOTHERFUCKER
There all your circuits are fried. I win
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>>7918864
>wizard
Warlock Master race here
>>
no hope
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>>7918947
What is that, 40 years?
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>>7918915
>some disease targets gay people only
Huh, that's never happened before, nope, not at all.
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>>7918947
>Not becoming a Lich
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>>7918932
>implying

Do you even know how STDs work?
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>>7918943
I run on electricity nigga.

>what is a faraday cage
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>>7918941
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>>7918947
You're still a wizard anon. Everyone casting magic is a wizard. You become a wizard at 30 and then branch off to whatever magic school you want
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>>7918962
>>
I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher
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>>7918967
Transferred through blood or other bodily fluids.
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>>7918943

naw nigga, we operating on Hollywood science, nigga. you just turbocharged my circuits, bitch. more power = more kill.
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>>7918968
WATER THEN FAGGOT
BZZZZT YOU'RE FRIED
>>
With all this posting, you'd have thought there was an episode today.

;_;
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>>7918818
My backup plan was getting a mini pony and fucking it so I could get familiar with the muscle memory of sex, once you've got the whole thrusting and pacing thing down, that's pretty much it.
>>
I hope we have workable sexbots soon

it would solve a lot of problems
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>>7918961
Technically, it hasn't. First time around was just wishful thinking/
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>>7918947
>Wizards and Warlocks
>Not just becoming an onion knight
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>>7918974

those Squiddies are kawaii as fuck, man. they want the dick.
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>>7918991
NIGGA I'M WATERPROOF
YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME BRUH

I'M A ROBOT YO
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>>7918977
The only acceptable school is Druidic Magic
>>
I just want to read PonyWife's thing so I can jack off and hit the hay.

Release me from this hell.
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>>7918987
And as we all know, gay people are the only ones who have blood or other bodily fluids.
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>>7919006
MOTHERFUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?!
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>>7919006
EASY MODE THEN
ENJOY YOUR HALF SECOND ON THE SUN
TELEPORT IS A BITCH AIN'T IT
>>
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>>7918943
>>7918968
>>7918991
>>7919006

Bros please, there's much better than those.
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>Not loving everyone regardless of gender or orientation
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unf
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>>7919031
I only hate stupid people.
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>>7919023
JUST LIKE A BITCH WIZARD TO USE HACKS
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>>7918997

probably fifty years before we have a really good, operational gynoid.

probably twenty years before we have a really good, operational full-immersion virtual reality system.

i base those numbers on absolutely nothing.
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>>7919016

Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
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>>7919031
I hate you.
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>>7919033
That cow is dopey looking
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>>7919051
I want to have gay sex with you.
>>
casual here

any news come after the alicorn announcement?
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>>7919031
Is it within Cadence's power to turn me gay if she wants to? She does control love, after all.

That's kind of scary. One day you're minding your own business, then BAM. For the rest of your life, you hunger for cock.
>>
>>7919031
>Cadence can effect free will hacks.
>So can Twilight.

Holy shit, just living in a place where a powerful enough pony can mindfuck you seems a little scary.
>>
>>7919031
i want that my little pony inside me what orientation does that make me?
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>>7919031

Why does that look like a pink Elvis?
>>
>>7919058
>>7919058
>>7919058
When you're ready, gentlemen.
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>>7919031
Nice try, Slaanesh
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>>7919044
LIFE ISN'T BALANCED NIGGA
THIS AIN'T A GAME
LIFE SUCKS
THAT"S WHY WIZARDS MAKE LIFE SUCK THEM OFF
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>>7919064

Nope, but Larson is still a bro so there's that.
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>>7919051
I know I do.

They ooze puss and aids.
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>>7919031
>loving everyone

its against the rules of nature to love weak lifeforms
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>>7919048
>absolute nothing
Wishful thinking isn't nothing, anon.
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>>7919074
Anon pls

None of the men in this thread are gentle.

Except maybe Braeburned.
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>>7919031
>Liking Gays
people like you should be burned to death
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>>7919069
You know what's worse? Okay Cadence is using her special talent. But Twily? She uses a spell. Unicorns can learn other spells.

Any Unicorn who's willing to train some time can do that.
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>>7919064
Believe in MA Larson
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>>7919106
I don't believe in MA Larson
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>>7919096
do you think Braeburned's boyfriend is gentle?
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>>7919085
It's actually the exact opposite. You are hard-wired to want to protect small, helpless creatures like babies and kittens.
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>>7919096
Braeburned is the lord of faggots.

We must remove his head to stop his horde of homos.
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>>7919120
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN HUH?

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?!
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>>7919127
Not if you're living in the wild.

Then you'd eat those helpless creatures.

Maybe not babies.
Well, maybe.
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>>7919131
I still want to have gay sex with you.
>>
>>7919142
I believe in pony
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>>7919103
hardly any unicorn can teach themselves spells. The ones who can are only able because their special ability is magic. Thats why Celestia took such interest in Twilight; Twilight could potentially do the spells of what would be hundreds or thousands of different unicorns
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>>7919152
I will remove your dick from your body and put it in a blender.

Good day to you.
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>>7919103

>Unicorns can learn other spells

[CITATION NEEDED}
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>>7919164
I'll be staring you in the eyes and licking my lips the entire time.
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>>7919154
>Rarity uses offensive magic not related to her special talent in the comic
>Lyra uses the cloud walking spell
>Magic books
>Spell scrols
>Magic schools
>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark

Unicrons can learn other spells too anon. All they need is to study.
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>>7919189
Fine by me.

At the end of the day you'd still have no dick to use.
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>>7919193
>>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark
[citation needed] Isn't twilight mentioned as the most powerful unicorn in all of Equestria?
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>>7919221
That's okay. I'll just use yours.
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>>7919221
Maybe he wouldn't, but as a gurofag, that might get me hot enough to go gay and rape you.

You know... if you poured the bloody dick pulp over your body for me~.
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>>7919249
She is, although that was referring to raw ability, not necessarily to what she can currently do.
>>
>>7918417

this gif is a little bit too fast.


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