Were we too slow?Changeling thread!Dead horse: >>7857918
What just happen
>twi not acting like a retard on a power trip once she becomes an alicorn
OP of the previous threadI tried to link again since i only used 1 link and people were still using old horse and apparently the system thought i was spam, autobanned me and deleted all my posts, including threads.
>>7863157... that's stupid
>not sling shotting your wife for power
What happened to this thread?>>7862897>>7862897>>7862897
>>7863157That would explain why both threads were deleted at the same time.
>>7863149>Isn't My little Alicorn a girls show
TranslationCelestia: That’s right, Luna! Let’s try doing that as well, we’ll get along even better!
>>7863157that's fucked updon't worry about it though
>>7863083>Rarity turns the entire town into a hypnotized cult dedicated to her serpentine beauty>CMC somehow got away>Scootaloo went out scouting for more help while Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle hid at the treehouse>Scootaloo eventually returns with a mob of zombified ponies>her eyes are glossed over and empty
TranslationLuna: Sister, it appears that the imported toys are going to be on sale in Japan as well!Celestia: L-look forward to it!!(sound effect: rustle rustle)
>tfw valentines day is two weeks away
Kevin pls go
>>7863185need to buy something for gf
>>7863192What...what just happened?
>>7863194IT'S ALRIGHT NOW, PONY ON.
>troll thread with ejaculating penis with a spider on it as the pic95 replies
>>7863192watwas that actual television
>tfw 45 minutes into the 10 hours giddy up mixKill me.
What did your mama tell you about liesShe said it wasn't polite to tell a white oneWhat did your daddy tell you about liesHe said one white one turns into a black one
>>7863138That looks hilarious. But I guess I was right about Chrys just being a joke villain now.
>>7863192God bless russia with their russian ponies and real life GTA
>>7863171>>7863184>tfw all the japs will get inspired by our shitty popular artists
>>7863226>friendship was magic one of the top rated pony vids on nico tv because of bebop.
>>7863221I dunno, eating those dudes is pretty villainy
>>7863226>Japanese TexI like that idea
>>7863203I'm not surehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqmOipeiEY
>>7863235>He's the exact same
>>7863225GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDYTHIS LITTLE HORSEY TRAVELLED YONKERSTHIS LITTLE HORSEY KISSING ME
>>7863235>japanese tex draws in a western style
>>7863238>finally someone writes dialogue for him>"I don't know what any of you are saying."
Global Pony Domination
>>7863236Did she just take a shit?That was funny.
http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/thumbs/1900/900/2012/12/18/20_54_44_329_186709__UNOPT__explicit_anthro_sweetie_belle_penis_breasts_text_big_macintosh_balls_foalcon_blowjob_nipples_milkshake_fingering_equestria_untamed_palcomix_popcorn_footjob_be_my_special_somepony>big mac fingering sweetie bellunf.
So how many of you are going to watch the Japanese dub?I'm excited to see what else those wacky Pixiv dudes brew up -this here Apple juice is delicious!
>>7863183>large scale hypnosisAnon noThat would make it to obvious. Everyone would know it.She stays small. Uses Twilight to cast a spell to make her look normal to most ponies. She stays low anon. To much strange things and Celestia would be concerned. Remeber she came to Ponyville when Twilight used the want it need it spell.Just Twilight and a few other stallion and mares. And even then they must act mostly normal. Not complete control, brainwashing. They are just much more inclined to listen to Rarity.
>>7863259>>big mac fingering sweetie bellAs much as i despise anthro>unf
>>7863259Everything about that art is disturbing
>>7863267Probably the first episode only.
>>7863259That anthro is terrible
>>7863259There's something terribly uncanny about that.
>>7863267I'll probably watch an episode or two just to see what it's like
>>7863267I'll be there for the streamthe episode stream
>>7863267I'll probably watch a few episodes
>we will never get the italian opening in the US
>>7863287I would suck twilight's dick nonsexually
>>7863287MT pls do drunk requests
>>7863271Cosmic Unicorn did much nicer Big Mac teenage Sweetie Belle anthro
>>7863267Why is she holding a purple gemstone?
>>7863252>mfw MLP:FiM was part of the illuminati's plan all along
>>7863288>Wanting the italian versionAnon no. No.The normal version is better. Short and nice. The italian one doesn't fit at all
>>7863283the vaginal applehorse secretions
>>7863259http://palcomix.com/pony2/images/page12.jpg>those fucking faces and bodiesMY SIDES. THEY WONT STOP.
>>7863304fuck you, I like it
>>7863304B-but I like it.The only thing that would be better is if the japanese one had every single Anime opening trope possible.
>>7863296Those were fun
>>7863267All. 52. Episodes.
>>7863256hehe fart and poop jokes xD
>>7863301I-it's a present for Spike.He's supposed to eat it.
>>7863310>>7863314I'm not saying it's bad.I like it too. But the normal opening fits better than that one.
>>7863306>Implying AJ can do that with her cuntShe can only do it with her ass
>>7863314http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ViL-v5gqDQi wish this is gonna be like the japanese intro
>>7863306That's not a good idea. My sister had to go to the hospital cause she couldn't take out a strawberry and it started to rot inside her.Nasty.
>>7863314>Applebloom is late for school>We see her running, an apple in her mouth
>>7863330>implying GG ever does glorious master race cunnilingus,>the greatest and noblest act of sexual indulgence
>>7863335>Not just jamming the tongs up there
>>7863337>Twilight looking out a window in deep reflection
Which pony would you most like Twi to switch your fate with?I would like to have Rarity's fate because I would not mind being a marshmellowy slut.
>>7863328>implying you wouldn't want to find outThen again turning your dick into liquefied bloody goop doesn't sound very good at all
>>7863338>[REDACTED] isn't censored0/10
>>7863346Someone ignoring your post?
why are we so slow lately
What kind of unspeakable acts would you perform on filly?
>>7863355The americans are asleepthank heavens
>>7863361I'd hug her
>>7863355because if 5 am in the U.S.
>>7863355Most people suicided after the Twilicorn incident
>>7863361I would take her to get ice cream and maybe a toy, but only if shes been a good girl.
>>7863361 I feed them hay.
>>7863355>Posts in thread: 104 (45.81%) last 10 mins: 53 (50.96%)
>>7863369I wonder if there's been at least one suicide directly linked to that.
>>7863361I would sing her a funny song
>>7863361The finest in New York!
>>7863360Fistbump itJesus Christ, a show that simultaneously encourages SO MUCH lesbian porn,while preventing most of the touchy shit due to hooves,it's just a treasure trove of the stuff. My dick can't handle it.Pic related, OC McUgly lickin' hot Derpy slit
>>7863361I would fucking help her with her homework and totally buy her some ice cream
Why do americans hate Applejack? Isn't she a American herself?
>>7863373put it on twilight
>>7863391Because americans hate americans...why do you think there are so many shootings there
>>7863391Because she's southern.Americans hate southerners.
>>7863391Amerifat here. She is my favorite.But I'm from the south so I guess I'm biased I dunno.
>>7863391I dislike southern accents. They're brash and very reminding of the "hill billy" culture.Other than her voice, AJ is a very pretty pony.
>>7863402That fucking flash...
How bad is your spoken English? Could you converse fluently with pone?
>>7863414I really like southern accent because they remind me how much I like bluegrass and country.
Why haven't you confessed your love to your pony waifu yet anon?
>>7863419It's not bad
>>7863421Because she is busy with apples.
>>7863419Could converse / 10barely
>>7863419I could converse fluently, yeah. But with a terrible accent.
I like this alternate pair better than the sequel.
>>7863421SHE'S NOT REAL AND SHE WILL SOON BE TOO FAR ABOVE ME
>>7863419I'm American, my English is just fine.
>>7863419Better than the average BritBeing Australian and all
>>7863419>Be American>One thing we excel at is talking our asses offI'll be fine.
>>7863419It's pretty goodI've been told that my accent sounds like a mixture between British and a New York accent.So yeah, I could converse fluently with pone for sure
>>7863434>myselfwhy'd I laughsomeone make him hold himself
What pony should do?
>>7863419I guess so? I'm sure pone would understand me and probably laugh of my accent.
>>7863419ALl I know is English and Bad English. I think I'll be fine if I dont use the second one too much.
Do people still try to invade others in Demon's Souls?
>>7863428Would have sensual and gentle sex with that pony on the left.
>>7863442depends on what you mean by "do"
>>7863419Spoken English is fine, so is written. Accent is very slight. Feels good being International.
>>7863447Last I checked, yes.
>>7863434Hahaha you fucker.
>>7863428why is fancyjack so good
>>7863454I DO I DO
>>7863419Hey, what about we confess our love to our favorite pony with vocaroo?
>>7863420Sorry m8, I can't into country. Especially all the "my wife shot me and left me with three dogs and took my sweater" stuff.
>Just hit the one hour markSave me.Someone
If you had a young daughter, would you introduce her to pony,risking the hazard of her wandering onto the internet and stumbling upon this massive, disgusting behemoth?inb4 "keep her off the internet forever and live as subsistence farmers in the Siberian taiga away from all possible technology and culture
>>7863474ONE HOUR OF WHAT?FAPPING?You have much to learn
>>7863472>san francisco>not gayWhat's the point?I WISH I had access to that much free dick
>>7863419I rarely get to speak English nowadays so I guess I'd be a little rusty. And Finns have terrible accents anyway.
>>7863439holy shitlook at the green-ass eyes on that little filly
>>7863478Pony, yes.MLPG, no.
>>7863478Nah I'd let her do whatever she wants but be sure to guide her on what is appropriate and what is not.I see no reason to lie to a child when you can give them wisdom.As a bonus she might become an artist and draw stallion cocks
>>7863451But pony on the right could build us mighty mechanical contraptions.
>>7863490I fucking LOVE when you guys speak English.I love all most European accents though.
>>7863469I could never say those words. Uttering them outside my mind, where she dwells.. no way.
>>7863495>mfw I linked that earlier, left to go play videogames and came back to see this
>>7863501>Not making her a lesbian
>>7863451I'd do em' both
>>7863508YOU FUCKERTHIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>7863511I saw a lesbian couple in the park today.Lesbians are really cute. It made me sad.
>>7863259>not Apple Bloom
>>7863511Hey if thats how she ended up thats cool. As long as she is sure of what shes gettin in to.Maybe we'll end up with the same waifu.
>>7863491COULD IT BE APPLEJACK'S CHILD?!
>>7863503Even French? Polish?
>>7863428I've been meaning to draw that Rarity forever. I thought there was another picture of her like that around here but I can't find it.
>someone spamming a fapfic in /v/Ok which one of you fuckers is it. Im not tryin to fap yet damnit.
>>7863527Lesbians cant have a waifu?
>>7863519>Best friend is a cute lesbeeen>But not the social justice typeShe makes me sad every time she leavesShe's too happy
>>7863532linkI guess.I'm so bored I couldn't care less
>>7863519I feel the same way, it's weird
>>7863532>spamming on /v/how uncouth
Fuck Japan.Can I move to Europe? I'd rather stay with NMLPG instead of DMLPG.
>>7863335How is that even possible? Did she put it all the way into her womb?
>>7863544Move to AustraliaYou might be able to find a job
>>7863528But of course!
>>7863550I thought you guys hated Americans?
S4 introduces laughtracks to FiMHow mad are you?
>>7863419I can't say my R's or W's right
>>7863557Everyone hates americans, but they love america.
>>7863531I CAN'T STOP
>>7863557They make great spider food
>>7863557We hate anyone that's even remotely obnoxiousOtherwise we like everyone
>>7863562Well,THAT WAS A BUST!
>>7863562>what are you doing Twilight?>playing Applestorm on a poorly coded emulator
>>7863562Ride ends instantlyI wouldn't even finish the stream
>>7863564>implying it isn't the other way around
>>7863564But Why? America isn't all it's cracked up to be. Hollywood is very misleading in with our image.
>>7863544I'm getting deported from japan in two daysjust buy weed and BAMyou got three days
>>7863580No one likes americans.
>>7863573But we're obnoxious as fuck too.
>>7863269Alright, how about:>Twilight pays Rainbow Dash a visit in the middle of duty>claims that Rarity is in trouble and needs help>they rush to Rarity's boutique; she's nowhere in sight>Twilight locks the door and holds Dash in place with magic as Rarity lowers from the rafters>Dash's will is strong, but so is Rarity's desire. She never breaks eye contact and cajoles Dash to relax in a silken tone>each word drips rich with the sweet venom of temptation, wearing away Dash's resolve slowly but surely, bit-by-bit>Twilight's hooves massage soft circles around Dash's temples in time to the enthralling rhythm of Rarity's sing-song induction>Dash feels as if she were falling asleep with her eyes wide open. The line between her own thoughts and Rarity's seductive voice blurs>like a cobra lunging to deliver a fatal strike, Rarity seizes Dash's lips in a possessive kiss, ddrawing a string of saliva between them when she pulls back>Dash savored the taste with an inebriated grin, her gaze now dulled molten with surrendered bliss>she belonged to Rarity now
>>7863562laughtracks and BAZINGA10/10 would watch cause im a Nerd LOL XD
>>7863583>Hollywood is very misleading in with our image.Exactly.
>>7863594I imagine the worse thing I could run into over there is a someone like "Russel Brand".I'm sure you're average decent person is a lot better than ours.
>>7863419Pretty strong accent, which gets a lot less heavy when I know in advance what I want to say though. So holding presentations in english works just fine.
>>7863614>I will kick that treeKicked it good.
>>7863614Would you teach Ground to Renbo Des?
>>7863600I think my whole family likes that show.But since they rarely bring up my love for pone, I'll leave them to it.
>>7863614Now do the princesses
>>7863590Oh hey, I remember you from earlier.
>>7863564You know who else hated america? HITLER !
>>7863631Me too, fuck I need to take a rest from MLPG.
>>7863631>>7863637WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWand I thought I was pathetic for buying weed in japan of all placesgo out side and do stuff
>>7863562>"Hey Twilight!">[Murmurs can be heard]>"Yes Rainbow Dash?">[Murmurs intensify]>"I finished reading that Daring Do book.">[Laughter ensues]>"What? Already?">[Laughter intensifies]>"Yeah, did it in ten seconds flat!">[Roaring laughter can be heard, crowd is shitting themselves]
>>7863623Vanilla farmland cencalfaggot here.How's the pollution level been treating you lately?
>>7863649enjoy your deportation
>>7863623>SoCal?But anon that's mexico not america
>>7863649Getting caught with weed is pretty pathetic though
>tfw cows graze behind your house>never man enough to go pet one
>>7863658I WILL>>7863664doesn't change the fact that some people are on a website for long periods of time
>>7863652>Bronies dub it the greatest thing ever>Due to huge success, Hasbro decides to add laugh tracks to all the previous seasons as well
>>7863678But you got caught with weedAnd you've been on for just as long if not longerYou're clearly the most pathetic
>>7863686>And long pauses of the ponies staring at each other
>>7863597>that feel when too tired to proofreadtime for me to go to bed
>>7863688Cows are no for sexual Anon.
>>7863692but I've only been on for fifteen minutes
>>7863705I really wish I was a cow, they are chill as fuck.
>>7863714>you will never eat the same piece of grass 5 times
>>7863713were you busy getting caught with weed?
>>7863719>You will never be milked
>>7863723That looks terribly filthy.
Mickeymonster is incredibly overrated.
>>7863688But cows aren't sexy like horses.
>>7863721no just packing my shit while the police send it to Germany
>>7863728>manually or mechanically
What do cow dicks look like?
>>7863732I'd like him better if he did porn. He clearly wants to and a lot of his setups skirt the idea at a notable level, but he's holding back. Which is too bad, because the Discord-kisses-everyone series proved that if he dipped into sex he could be like GG only with decent art and actual humor.
I think you'd better find out what turtle dicks look like, first.
>>7863732I don't know, browsing the general kinda made me lose all sense of what is popular or not.
>>7863695>not randomly inserted stock footage of laughing audience mares
>>7863747>Squeezes Applejack>dispenses apples like a pez dispenser
>>7863736Why did you move to Japan in the first place?
>>7863752>implying most of us don't know that
>>7863765THE FOODTHE SIGHTSTHE WEED
>>7863739Do you even actually want to know?
>tfw got to buy Rainbow Dash and activate the Element of Magic, thanks to the dupe trickNoice.
>>7863729GEE I WONDER WHY
>>7863774Japan is a shitty place to live.
>>7863784>tfw bought royal guard and sweetie belle for 1 gold each
>>7863786>You'll never a Thickity>Even though she's real
>>7863789it's not that bad>>7863792>he doesn't know
Anyone got an Applejack flailing her arms gif? Specifically scarecrow Applejack
Dammit, someone's going to post a cow dick, aren't they?
>>7863800You sure are the experd on weed, getting departed and stuff
>>7863798I don't like this feel
>>7863774>from germany>moves to japan for food and sightsshit nigga what are you doing
>>7863810I got caught because my friends dad got a heart attack in my apartment and the searched the place>>7863814you live in a place for so long, you're going to want to know what other places are like
>>7863814He could've just moved to california.Better weed, same EXACT fucking fish exported to here, and carrying less than an ounce is a misdemeanor, if not just a stomp it out and get the hell out of here offense.
it's the middle of the night and I'm getting settledwould anyone want an art stream?it might be largely porn/monstergirls though
>>7863845It's FEAR IT.
>>7863781Too bad I have no idea.
>>7863845>GET EM BLOOD>Sweetie Belle screeches and runs after an enemy>pummels them with marshmallow hooves
>>7863868Ponies are extremely lewd beingsThey just don't give a fuck
>>7863831>I got caught because my friends dad got a heart attack in my apartment and the searched the placeYeah nahThat's a bullshit storyAt least own up to being an idiot
>>7863864>police search the placeI never said the police lookedthe paramedics looked around for anything that might have caused it, what with him only being fifty three
>>7863852Eh, not pony so, I don't care.
>>7863888Yes, already confirmed.
>>7863888>Twilight becomes a recurring character like CelestiaWho replaces her in the main 6?
>>7863888Yesbut she uses her magic to appear normal
I hate this artist, but THOSE FUCKING EYESHOLY SHIT I LOVE THEM
>>7863896Spike. He'll be the new suave librarian of Ponyville, and get all the mares.
>>7863912Can't be Spike. He's Rainbow Dash
>>7863884I am an idiot for leaving it in the open
>>7863885Last time I'm responding.You're an idiot, we don't give two fucks, enjoy your ignorant life style and bad judgement.So pone?
>>7863920But the real Rainbow Dash returned, so he's no longer required for that position. So he's free to be Twilight.
>>7863896Nyx or Skylla or Mandopony
>>7863931What fucking expression even is that
>>7863933Stop posting your fucking pictures.
>>7863936>But the real Rainbow Dash returnedRight, so she had to be Spike
>>7863933DEPORTEDthough I do find it weird that they gave me three days before kicking me out>>7863935>So pone?>
>>7863937fanon will never get into canon
>>7863951>that reactionfuck you rarity, you aren't the cute one
>>7863962Like three or four days slow.
>>7863956>Derpy>[REDACTED]You're right, all hope is lost.
>>7863962Pretty slow, yeah. Hey, did you that s3 has been confirmed? I can't wait to see what they'll come up with.
>>7863962Did you hear that a second season is confirmed?
http://www.livestream.com/chocolateysyrupaimless middle of the night stream time
>>7863962Is there footage of this on Youtube?
>>7863962Where my mare-men at?
>>7863985That fucking documentaryFuck that was some creepy shit
>>7863962>A: pedophilia>B: feminism>C: manchild>D: nonsense
>>7863995>>7863985What the fuck is that from?
>>7863999They get a dead horse and disect it and show you it's anatomyThe horse in the gif is having its lungs inflated with a pump
>>7863987it's like you haven't been reading at all>in japan>going to germany>>7863985>rarity not cuteNIGGA YOU BEST BE JOKING
>>7864009I like that artist. Disney as fuck.
>>7864005do they show the ANATOMY too?
>>7864019OF COURSE THEY DO
I want this with applejace
>>7864045>>7864009Get a Tinychat you fucking sperglords.
>>7863752I saw a doujin once with a girl getting fucked by one.
>>7864050Ginyu Force: Racoom is Magic
>>7863962the fuck this is the first time i am see it.i am gonna call myself man-colter now
>>7864045What makes you two think this is your personal blog?
>>7864045I changed my mind, please put your trip back on
>>7864045>reconfirmI'm scared>>7864056>>7864063I'll stop
>You will never mentally scar a pone for life by brutally raping her
I cannot be saved
>>7864076>not by cuddling them Do you even serial cuddler?
>>7864076>You will never lick the sweet tears on her cheeks
http://tutankafer.tumblr.com/post/40829799657/a-history-of-boxingThis reminds me of us.
remember when captioned images were all the rage
>>7864076>You will never mentally scar a pon for life by brutally rapping her
>>7864090>Pons get drunk on salt>They suck your dick to get some>They find out your tears are salty>Now they just beat the shit out of youNever cry in front of pon
>>7864098I remember when every frame of the show was captioned.
>>7864088He's been listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npBowNYDfgSince it got posted a few hours ago.>>7864084You have a problem. Go to bed.
>>7864098>tfw lost almost all of them when I got a new PCMaybe that's a good thing, it's way too easy and tempting to stir up shit with them
this is the first fandom i have ever been in and what shocks me the most is so many people are fine with having sex with children characters and openly discussing it. if someone had told me before that childporn would be huge in the mylittepony fandom i would never have believed it.
what do you think is the first thing Twilight will do in her new body
>>7864121A wingjob to me.
>>7864115>this is the first internet i have ever been infixed
>>7864121Switch into super alicorn 2 and overthrow the current government
>>7864126what are you >implying anon?
>>7864126HAHAHAI HEARD THAT
>>7864115Once you're resigned to fucking animals, does their age really even factor in?
>>7864126stupid pink diverting my attention from glorious sunhorse
Would you pay $50 for this?
>>7864141I must have missed the stream link
>>7864147I'd maybe take it if they payed me $50 to get rid of it
>>78641471. No2. Fuck no
>3 generals active at the momentfucking retard
>>7864141but how will she into apples
>>7864161What the fuck do you mean? This one's marked.
>>7864161links to the others?
>>7864147I'd pay 50 bucks for them to abandon the toyline and retcon the wedding + S3
>>7864115Pedophillia is just another fetish that some unfortunate people are burdened with. When sexual fetishes are out in the open, as they are with this fandom, it turns out it's not uncommon.
>>7864154>>7864155But it has flapping wings!And blinking eyes!And she talks!
>>7864199>And she talks!>Kill me...
>>7864115>>7864142This.Also, Equestria doesn't have age of consent laws, so it's legal.
>>7864201fuck off you idiot
>>7864199And she also has holes in her chest.And a stupid tattoo across her face
>>7864201It pretty much is though. I'm not sure how you would argue otherwise.
Rumblefags pls go.
>>7864115i always thought joking about rape is fun but after seeing so much art and fics about serious rape it is a little disturbing.
>>7864214>And a stupid tattoo across her faceThat's street cred
So what happens to Spike? The fuck does a princess need help with? Is she gonna keep him around like a pet to protect his feelings?
Look how fabulous Twilycorn's new kingdom is!
>>7864199>not buying the car, the train, Princes Twilight and Princes Celestia>not pretending that Twilight stole the throne from Celestia, who asks Pinkie to help her reach safety with the help of her train>Not having Twilight make Spike and Rarity drive her car chasing the train>Not having Celestia and Twilight have a Magic Shoot off, Celestia in her train cart and Twilight on her car pedestal>not having it fill of feelings>"I trusted you Twilight"
>>7864238She needs some kind of assistant/herald, doesn't she?Also, a princess in equestria doesn't seem to be exactly the same as in reality
>>7864240It's all in your mind, you want to fuck a filly because it resembles a little kid.
>>7864242I'd buy it.
>>7864240explain to me how fucking a CHARACTER, a CARTOON CHARACTER for that matter, is the same as fucking a HUMAN child.good troll, though
>>7864242wow, it looks like EVERY SHITTY GIRLY-ASS TOY SET EVERI guess Hasbro only intended FiM to appeal with novelty since they've already bailed back to the roots of making parents buy dumb shit
>>7864246>car chase with feelings
>>7864232what?rumble hasn't been posted yet
>>7864275That's not Dantes
>>7864240Maturity levels. Also a lot of filly fucking art is slightly anthropomorphic and gives the fillies traits of human children.
>>7864242lel no Raritybackround ponies not allowed in twilicorns palace
>>7864275He's just saying because rumblefags tend to act pretty pedoish.
As expected, DMLPG has awoken.Night.
>>7864280All of MS's artMost of Kevinsano's artGosh guys I just don't understand how wanting to fuck these three feet tall children looking drawings is the same as wanting to fuck an actual child
Do you think Twilight will get her own guards? What do they look like?
>guy on king of the nerds refers to himself as a computer hacker every chance he gets and brags about his computer hacking skills
>you will never cuddle a little filly
>>7864292But the americans are still in bed.
>>7864238> Smart pony
>>7864299>old fashioned suicidewell that makes sense i wait a second how did he get that jar on his head
>>7864299I wonder if he even knows a single programming language
>>7864297bat pon a cute
>>7864292>daytime>at this hourHaha wow, eat a dick you fucking deluded piece of shit.
>>7864269MLP has been designed for selling shitty toys for girls since day fucking one.Where have you been?
>>7864316Daytime is anything I don't like.Like Ross.
>>7864316enjoy trolling each other with your stupid shit
>>7864250Spike will have the same functions as that cute secretary pony.
>>7864296>pedofag getting mad trying to defend his childporn fetish
>>7864147I would pay $50 for a brushable King Sombra.
>>7864285Why would you want to fuck a filly instead of a fully grown mare? The smaller body and relative innocence and lack of maturity, of course. Why else? Surely you've watched the show and seen how the CMC act.
>>7864324Just like I do in nighttime threads.
>>7864290just rumblefags?not even sweetiefags, scootafags, or applebloomfag?I find that hard to believe
>>7864329>it's just a ball of fluff with eyes stickers
>>7864337>you squeeze it>it says "CRYSTAAAALS" and nothing else
>>7864344Also >my horn is so pretty
>>7864337>>7864344I kinda want it
>>7864354>>7864344>"I like it when you give me your kingdom"
>>7864345huhlearn something new everyday
>>7864361>My crystals are so pretty!
>>7864319it was better than that for a whileI wish faust had chosen a different medium for her vision, maybe we could be fucking deer right now
>>7864344>>7864354>>786436110/10 would buy
why can't I quit you, MLPG?
>that fucking people on weaver's streamI am screaming internally
>>7864377Because you're a bored loner with no other hobbies or goals.PROBLY
>>7864309Probably DOS prompt
>>7864380>that fucking people>that peopleWow.
>>7864384Haha this is great!
>>7864401Aj's kinda creeping me out for some reason
>>7864337>>7864344>>7864361Hoppip, get back here and sewa bunch of these please
>>7864405I'm trying to set up Photoshop.
>>7864405I just got up, I havent even eaten or showered yet. Gimme a break Pinkie
>>7864405i should really be sleeping. or working on my music. But fuck you pinkie, im going to jack off and stay up for 20 hours!
>>7864384I like that artist.
>>7864333But why Sweetie Belle instead of Rarity? Sweetie's character is based on real human children.Adorable isn't the first word I'd use to describe something I wanted to plow the shit out of either. Especially if I didn't want to sound like a pedo.
Quickly altered this for you guys.Original animation is from the Ax-Brütaloo tumblr. It's pretty neat.Embedded audio for the hell of it.
>>7864438Oh god what happened with Cadance's left eye?
>>7864405>tess will never draw againHe was too good for this world...
>guy yelling out facebookredit memes in gg stream>i cant tell if its ironic or not
>>7864451>doesn't loopnow theres something i havent seen in a while.
>>7864438Shit son, that's fucking awesome.
>>7864429Twily I couldn't draw something on that tiny scrap of paper if I wanted to, Fuck off.>>7864458Oh goodness Panka no!
>>7864467>hey weaver do you play Dwarf Fortress
>>7864467I don't care.
>>7864467Did you ask if he's from /v/?
>>7864451I don't get it.
>>7864475> I couldn't draw something on that tiny scrap of paper if I wanted toOnly bad artists blame their tools.
>>7864467Do you think I guve a fuck?
>>7864486You never linked me to that Tumblr when I asked you, you bad poster.
>>7864477Cute but >blank flanks
>>7864477This is really cute Jessy, though SA looks more like a mare than a stallion.>>7864494They are teens.
>>7864477>you drew itThankyou Jessy!
>>7864332Theres a difference from wanting to fuck characters resembling animals and wanting to fuck human children. My e621bookmarks is full of various things, from mature ponies, anthros, fillies,etc. My favourite pony to fap to is actually Celestia who is I guess the least child-like in the entire series. I don't like loli. What does this say about me, I'm pedo because I fapped to sweetie belle a few times? No I don't think so. Stop grasping at straws faggot. I rarely ever fap to humans and when I do it is ussually because of a pair of perfect tits which you rarely find in the mlp or furry fandom. Please tell me I'm pedo some more for fapping to sweetie belles delicious filly pussy because it's laughable to me. Heres something for you moral faggots to think about. If you fap to ponies, you're a zoophile.
>>7864467>Read Jam>Hate the word ironic forever
>>7864519Why are you so defensive?
>>7864487Try non-artist I don't draw shit
>>7864477>still not Celestia and Twilight bathtime
>>7864452Her neck is a bit short imo
>>7864519>I'm pedo because I fapped to sweetie belle a few times?yep
>>7864536Trouble brewin' at Radiant's bottom tower.
>>7864524lol cause its paper.
>>7864493http://jumped-out-pinkieanswers.tumblr.com/There you go anon
>>7864536>Sac Jongbut i don't even know jong
>>7864519>that entire posti dont think you have the right to call anyone else a faggot
>>7864531>Accusing people of being pedophiles>Calling them defensive when they post a reply to the contraryhurrdurrrI fap to them because they are PONIES. Sorry you're so stupid that you compare them to real children.
>>7864458>>7864486>>7864513>>7864536>>7864552I guess she really is a cutty-pie
>>7864583>fapping to poniesWhat are you, a pedophile?
>>7864583If you bother typing up such a long ass response to some idiotic post that's practically just bait then yes indeed you are being defensive. And before you accuse me of it, no, I'm not any of the people you responded to previously.
>>7864588that was shit carls
>>7864589Yes. I would.
>>7864607I like it very much. It's quite expressive.
>>7864519>I'm pedo because I fapped to sweetie belle a few times?Well, yes.Think about why we find pedophillia and bestiality reprehensible. It's not because of the content, it's because of the level of intelligence and maturity. An MLP filly has the intelligence and maturity of a human child. This is so that the children watching the show can relate to them.
>>7864519>What does this say about me, I'm pedo because I fapped to sweetie belle a few times?Yes, you are.>Heres something for you moral faggots to think about. If you fap to ponies, you're a zoophile.And yes to this too (unless you fap to anthro, in that case you're a furry).
>>7864624>It's quite expressive.Oh it really is, that's nice, but it's too much animu.At least for me.
>>7864589Make her a pony and you have a deal
>>7864608You think THAT is long? You don't want to see me actually type something LONG then.
>>7864519>What does this say about me, I'm pedo because I fapped to sweetie belle a few times?Well uh.You're masturbating to images of an underage character and having sexual fantasies about her.That counts for something.
>>7864640>it's too much animuNO SHITTHE ARTIST IS JAPANESE
>>7864625No, see, the fantasy is in his brain, so he's just imagining that he's fucking a child, who looks like a horse. That makes it ok
>>7864626>talking about definitions of words>fapping to sentient, intelligent, idealized ponies is zoophilia>tfw both of you are idiots
I see many fagots. It's time to Polishja pierdole, nigdy nie widzialem tyle koniojebcow
>>7864656AND DO YOU THINK I KNEW THAT?
>>7864589Reminds me of Gardevoir. Yes, I would.
>>7864665ghkdjfvb jsakfhdf kiglijelgefjwjv
>>7864650NANAKINANAKIWHY ARE YOU DOING THISDO YOU WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE PEDO SHITPOSTERSTHAT'S LIKE WORSE THAN BEING AN ACTUAL PEDOPHILE
>>7864667NO I DIDN'TWHY? DID YOU?
>>7864665What is koniojebcow? Shirley you've seen more somewhere
>>7864623>Unicorns have now the power to transform everyhting into various shaped pone>We're somehow supposed to believe this wouldn't backfire into anarchy and madness
>>7864665I hate Polish. It sounds so fucking angry.
>>7864664So it's xenophilia?
>>7864665Iaki asdvgsferWA AWER FERH aerg rthesa rr grswadvahrtsasgawrh w6hyarthr jswrrtfawery5thrsdtrshsr th gsr tgfsrwt5ger thbge5hw4e r5awrgr st6hsefbge srfgesr
>>7864681NO, IF I KNEW HE WAS JAPANESE I WOULDN'T SAY "2ANIMU4ME"
>>7864678>WHY ARE YOU DOING THISActing like a faggot in the stream?
>>7864678Okay sorry.Here's a FemBlood.
well i triedyou guys have fun
>>7864690Obviously. You may or may not lump it up with furry depending on how edgy you're pretending to be but yes, it's xenophilia.
>>7864665My grandmother is Polish. I learned a few words, like"Grube"
>>7864699dkjsghfrkjt kjdskdf sdgri jskdlgie djhf uw
>>7864685Seriously Polish anon, what does that word mean. I'm curious!
>>7864700ARE WE AT AN IMPASSE, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
>>7864735ALRIGHT, SEE YOU LATER
stop talking about pedo shitresume talking about how Twilycorn will ruin the show
She tried so hard, and got so far,But in the end, your favorite pony just tooted
>>7864589Like the fist of an angry god
O-okay, I think three hours is enough. I'm.. I'm gonna stop now. For real.
>>7864754No I'm sick of that.
>>7864754pedophilecorn will ruin the showshe tries to fuck the fillys then tries to justify it to everyone who will listen>age is just a concept. the age of consent should be younger. why cant i hang out at school playgrounds?!
>>7864754Man it's gonna to be really exciting geez, I guess I'm gonna tear up a bit like in every season finale...
>>7864720I've seen beterIt's mediocreAlso is it just me or is there something wrong with it? Something's seems off but I don't know what.
>>7864754Let's not and talk about something fun for all parties involved insteadLike how all ponies are great
>>7864658>>7864650When I fap to these pictures i'm not thinking about anything to do with age-related fantasy. I'm fapping to a picture of a tiny fantasy horse. Let's step away from MLP and talk about let's say pokemon. There are small animals such as the eeveelutions(glaceon, flareon etc.) which are technically full grown and mature.If i fapped to one of these characters, this isn't pedophilia correct? When I look at an MLP character I see a small animal and that is it, my mind isn't registering that as CHILD FUCK like apparently it does for you faggots. I'm attracted to ANIMALS not CHILDREN stop lumping me in with pedophiles.
>>7864477Jessy you should stream Django.
>>7864781ponies are p cool but they didn't solve all my problems in life or make me a better personbronies lied to me
koniojebcow is horsefuckers
>>7864781maybe the shading is black
>>7864781FIVE OUT OF SIX PONIES ARE GREATYOUR FAVORITE PONY IS THE SIXTH ONE AND SHE IS SHIT
>>7864766What, you've only been ponying for 3 hours and you're tired? Your will is as weak as your mind is tiny.Leave us, plebeian.
>>7864477Responding kinda late but whateva
>>7864776It's like seeing a daughter growing up.
>>7864797If in your fantasy you are interacting with the character Sweetie Belle, then that is pedophilia.
>>7864798stupid cute sweater
>>7864798That's a cute Jessy human.
Why don't we synctube or stream a few pony episodes?
>>7864847>You will never have a ponbot
>>7864823I think what he's trying to get through is that he's only attracted to the body not the character.
>>7864850I could do that if you guys want
>>7864685koniojebcow is horsefuckersI can lern you more if you want XD
>>7864811Thanks dude, hope the lines aren't too messy. Oh, and here you go, because I know everyone hears it in their head when they see the picture.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfVbLklnRL
>>7864868Stream S3ALL OF IT
>>7864715grube is fat
>>7864875Hey poland get back to work
>>7864798She's too scared to.
>>7864509>though SA looks more like a mare than a stallionand this is a problem... how?
how are your sculpting skills, MLPG?
Weaver, I understand why you're insane now. Is there no hope for our talented artists. Is the future filled only with stupid lunatics
>>7864797But why Sweetie and not Rarity? If you are knowingly and willingly choosing the children of a species, and if the fact that they have child-like maturity doesn't turn you off, it's pedophillia.If a Pokemon has child-like maturity and you fap to it, it's pedophilia too.
>>7864903>jessy sees your dick
>>7864908Why is that dude sculpting an anatomically correct dragon dong?
>>7864903is it possible to waifu a real person
>>7864908FUCK YOUAND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>7864921Just ask /tv/
>>7864903>Jessy just tooted
Spoilers are now called surprise text#YOLO
>>7864921I doubt anyone is going to stop you
whats the worst thing you have ever fapped to?http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1031334#search=mlp
>>7864880Oh gosh thanks for that. I also colored the Tagalong and Soarin + Spitfire you did a while ago if you didn't know.
>>7864921No because waifus by definition don't exist.
>>7864939HOLD ON, LET ME ANSWER FOR THE THREADCHILDREN
>>7864939God damn it Pinkie.
>>7864927is it waifu if you just think they'd be pretty chill to hang out with?
>>7864850>>7864881ALRIGHT, STREAMING S3, GET IN HEREhttp://www.livestream.com/gypsymagicsweirdplace?t=379926
>>7864935tootfags get out
>>7864937You outta look out
>>7864951DADDY I LIKE DOGGY COCK BUT YOURS IS BETTER
>>7864960>O-oh...there it is...(!)
Oh god why is she so perfect
>>7864940Aw yiss that looks awesome. Thank you!
>>7864940Why do I enjoy sweaty ponae so much?
>>7864972Because she is the greatest in all fields.
Make an alternate version with a tight Texas flag dress for Tex. Y/N?I worry it might offend him, since flags seem to be a touchy subject in the States?Also, feel free to pretend it's an alternate hairstyle pone if you absolutely hate the concept of this series.
spit heat rocks on the track track track track track track track track
>>7864979HEY JESSYhow did I do?
>>7864987Because it gives you satisfaction knowing that pone is trying to improve it's self?
>>7864973I choose both.Mind of a human child, body of a cartoon horse. It is both zoophilia and pedophilia.
>yfw sweetieanon is ross
>>7864967>>7864951GREASE GLUE PAY DEBNTS
>>7865002That could be it
>>7864993You could always ask him? I have no idea how important flags are to him.Also, unf.
>>7865001Gaaah you guys are awesome. Thank you.
>>7864688not as german
>>7864972>i serious want to fuck a white mini mare>after some research it turns out white horses are raregoddommot
>>7865025German isn't angry when it's not spoken by HitlerBut then again I'm german so I might be biased
>>7865024YAYI DID SOMETHING GOOD
>>7864880>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfVbLklnRLI thought you were gonna say it.
>>7865040>My hoof is grabbing my pudge...
>>7865030you could say they are a rarity
JC2MP beta weekend starting tomorrowhttps://www.jc-mp.com/times/
>>7864910When did I ever say I preferred sweetie over rarity? In terms of ponies to clop to Rarity is #2 on my list and also my favourite pony from the series. If you read my previous post:>My favourite pony to fap to is actually Celestia who is I guess the least child-like in the entire series.
>>7865040http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OERAN9Is3My voice isn't as nice as Birdman's but ok.
>>7865011I'm new to this whole hips thing...>>7865017I guess, it's just I don't have much time to wait for an answer. I'll try though.Nevermind, I'll probably stop now and finish it a bit later, hopefully today because otherwise I'd have to wait a wekk
>>7865071>falls for bait, gets defensive>ponies to clop to>clopNo surprise
>>7865078today I am a happy anon
>>7865078Nice, haven't heard a Vocaroo from you in a while.
>>7865109>those ear-studsHOW NOVEL AND PROGRESSIVE
Why do people make things like this?http://www.rayverak.com/media/mature/kayrell/sitin/rap_sit_in_v1_p360.mp4
>>7865118there clip ons
The MLP ponies in general are very child-like in apperarance when compared to a real horse which they are based off of. If you've ever fapped to any pony you are a pedophile.
>>7864085>break into filly's room>crawled into her bed>clamp a hand over her mouth>keep her warm and comfortable against the gentle rising and falling of your chest all nightAnd the worst part about it would be that she'd blame herself for it
>>7865118As expected of objectively perfect pony
>>7865135what is that?
>>7865071But why Sweetie at all ever? There are so many horses to choose from. If you choose her once, with her childlike mind, you're a pedo.
Have we all agreed that last week's episode was the best of S3?
>>7865144>>keep her warm and comfortable against the gentle rising and falling of your chest all nightFucking monster
>>7865144>keep her warm and comfortable against the gentle rising and falling of your chest all night>>>/b/>>>/fluffyponygeneral/>>>/x/>>>/gurochan/
>>7865139Yeah, probably. Oh well. I'm not going to be a defensive asshole about it.
>>7865032sorry, i must learn german in high school.this is why i hate that
>>7865157No I found it very meh
Wait what date is it?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY
>>7865155Not him but>adorable voice>voice cracks>looks real cuteIf I were a pedo I'd go with her.
>>7865169When was I ever being an asshole?
>>7865139I regret nothing.
>>7865175Still my favorite song.
>>7865192Still my favorite thong.
>>7865180They all have adorable voices and look really cute
>>7865192>liking winter warp up________my nigga____
>>7865151An animation of a raptor pulling solid snake out of his mouth, inserting him half way up his anus, then pushing him the rest of the way in with a gigantic dildo.
>>7865175>Every time I watch this video my dick gets hard as a rock. Look at those hot fucking ponies, I want to fuck their horse pussy and lick up their pony shit and cum all over their back.
>>7865155Okay here is where I have a huge disconnect with you people.When I am fapping I don't really care about personality. I'm fapping because it is aesthetically pleasing.
>>7865206>the viewers think he's kidding
daily dose classic ™www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>7865197But she's the cutest and has the most adorable voice.
>>7865175>that fucking description
>>7865209I wish I could do that, I can't fap to Rarity for example.
>>7865209That's unusual.Also, you have to do more than not care. It has to be a turn-off.
>>7865226That's not Dash
>>7865206>lick up their pony shit please no
>>7865187I wonder if people in artistic circles discuss drawings like this with their friends, or whether they just politely not mention these things.
http://www.livestream.com/gypsymagicsweirdplace?t=379926Still streaming the premiere of S3
>>7865159And the serial cuddler will go after your favorite colt or filly next, with some sort of horrible instrument of their perversionLike a soft, fuzzy blanket, or a glass of cold milk with cookies
>>7865251There's probably a lot of things like that that nobody outside of those circles ever sees.
>>7865270OH NOWHATEVER SHALL HE DO
>>7865266that's some Max Gilardi-tier misdirection
>>7865115Yeah, don't think I've done a vocaroo since we were still in /co/.
>>7865175it's been so long since I watched thiswhen did everything go wrong?
>>7865175>>7865206ponie vagina feels like moms armpitt. uncel dolan
>>7865266omg that is so epic win
>>7865299Did I just got tricked?
>>7865325fucking master troll right there man
you are all the most butthurt retards ive ever seenfapping to sweeteie belle has nothing to do w/ being a pedoage in a cartoon show of character based on animal it's so remotely not even close to real life
>>7865349She acts like a child though
>>7865349HM COULD BE BE TRYING TO TRICK YOUI WONDER
>>7865349It's trolling and people including you are falling for it, how's that so hard to realize? Nobody here cares about what you fap to except for some /v/-recruits raging about furry porn.
>>7865362>mfw brony near me actually believed this
Stop with the pedo discussion
>>7865372So, what pedometer do you guys use?
>>7865362>>7865361>>7865363fuck.. ive been trolled... ?
>>7865349She has the mind of a child. It doesn't matter how based on an animal her body is.
>>7865309this is what i am going to fap to for morning fapthanks
#YOLO #SWAG #Playstation2013#GETWRECKEDSCRUBS
How many email accounts do you have?6
TALK PONY TO ME
>>7865382I read that in Mabel's voice.
POST YOUR BRUSH SETTINGS
>>7865406Applejack is my favorite pony
>>7865392>PS4>Xbox 720>in the same yearPoor little WiiU. Not even Smash Bros and 3D Mario will save your ass this time. Though I guess the 3DS might be able to help a tiny bit.
What the fuck, MLPG? What the fuck?>>7865406>
>>7865404None of your fucking business.
If you've ever wanted to cuddle a pony, you're a pedophile.
Guys I'm sorry I didn't realise you were just paraspriting. I'm new here from ponychan. Paraspriting isn't really allowed there and most people warn when they are joking about something which could potentially be taken serious. My bad, I guess I need to lurk more.
>>78654045. I use about one and a half.
>>7865437but what is I want to cuddle with the mayor?
>>7865437A pedozoophiliac you mean
>>7865427>all this console news about unnecessary new generation consoles, micro-transactions, and watered down games as punishment for buying usedFeels good to be PC master race.
>>7865187I'd choke myself on that.
>>7865440best to learn before posting, scrub
>>7865437A pedophile deserves respect.
>>7865416Pen minimal size to sketch, density 100%, blackMarker to color, variable size, variable blending, density 100%
>>7865470>not training yourself with cucumbers and bananas to prepare yourself for the real thing
>>7865440Does someone have that "big old dumb 4chan parasprited me god I hate parasprites so much" picture?Cracks me up every time but I don't have it saved for some reason
>>7865487SCREEN SHOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>7865473omelette du fromage
>>7865470SB makes the best porn.
>>7865487What do you use to ink?
>>7865490noBUT HAVE THIS INSTEAD
>>7865463>Needing to validate the medium you use to consume pointless entertainment>Mustard race
>>7865509is it time?
>>7865516I didn't ask for this
>>7865509what a qt3.14
>>7865516What's the point of this?