Old horse: >>7852803Discuss Bacon-Hair
>>7857918Scoots is the best. Well, best toots
>>7857804He'll come back. In our darkest hour, when all hope is lost thee angels will start singing as the sun rises above and from the distance we'll see him. We'll see Tess coming with requests in one hand and Twirity in the other...You'll see. Just wait and you'll see;_;
I don't care for bacon-hair.
Babs Seed should hang with Gilda.also, did anon finish that B-17 plane pinup of human Gilda?
What kind of spell does Twilight have to create in this horseshit episode?What do you think it is?And nothing like 'hur obviously it's a reversal spell'>Alters the destines of her friends.Oh shit, I think this is the leaked ruined ponyville episode.What if the Rainboom never happened?!
she always makes me think about this guy
>>7857965Ahh SHIT bro.I wish someone could join this gif with that one from requiem for a dream
>>7857948Why do you want me to react to that picture and text combination?It's still adorable.
>>7857950there ain't no cavalry coming, son.
Babs is so goddam ugly. I just hate her so much. Her accent, her hair, her fat face, her smug expression, her disgusting freckles, and her too-wide mouth that sits too far up on her head. Hopefully we never see her again.
>>7857966come on Tex
corsets are my favorite
Fly me to the moon, let me play among the starsLet me see what spring is like, on jupiter and mars.In other words, hold my hand, in other words, baby kiss me
>>7857997Its only adorable because I cropped out the whole 'babs sitting on a dildo pleasuring herself'.Youre welcome.
>>7857995I'm not good at computer. What would you have me use?
>>7857971I-I'm gonna whack it!
>>7857950>Posted 1 month agoAnon...he's dead...Just please accept it. It's over. He ain't coming back
>>7858027Use VCL and become a furry.
>>7858027Media Player Classic is usually a good choice, Tex.
>>7857982>Twilight alters her friends destinies by changing their cutie marks>Rainboom never happensWoah, woah, like you're thinking she fucks up the present by casting a spell that affects the past? That would be cool. Time travel hijinks and stuff. Not happening though.
Have we fanonized what Bab's vag tastes like yet?
>>7858019>baby kiss meit's >darling kiss me
>>7858037I remember that sitei fapped to so much shitty furry porn
>>7858019anon plsplsat this rate i'm going to start feeling something for that horse, and then I'll just feel like an idiot
>>7858027Media player classic
>>7858053Nope, he's right. How can you not even remember the first couple lyrics?
>>7858064>tfw you remember Mysterious Mr. Glenn.;_;
>>7858050Yeah, like this is the biggest fuck up she has managed to date.She fucks with the fucking timelines.None of the girls become friends.No Elements.Although this will make explaining NMM a little awkward.
oh god I posted outside of the MLPG, I was in the wrong thread for too long without knowing itWhats the slowest, most painful method of suicide to restore my honor
>>7858053inb4 it's baby kiss me in some pathetic remix from some black rapper...
>>7858084Without them nobody stopped NMM.
>>7858087Posting in MLPG until the end
>>7858064am I the only one that remembers renchan?
>>7858019I really liked the Bayo remix.
>>7858091>being this retardedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
>>7858031>>7858008SHUT UPHE'S COMING BACKHe's alive. He'll come back.He's my inspiration
>>7858087Become a drawfag
>>7858087I'm guessing you thought you were on a different board from what I saw, so it's understandable.
>>7858026That's disgusting.Thank you.
>>7858087death by burning
>>7858116Lucy plsplsThere's no agents in the real life
Oh god it's February now. When did that happen how did I not notice where did all of January go I celebrated New Year's just a few weeks ago oh god
>>7858122Yeah no problem. Im here for us anon, for us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNspAtkENasBest 3 hours of my life
>>7858087What thread was it?
>>7856844>On an unrelated note has there ever been a discord/Texanon picture?I dont think so. So I decided to try my hand at one.
I'm going to go pretend to snuggle with a ponyWhich one should it be?
>>7858120>>7858117I thought it was MLPG, I never post with my trip anywhere else, because tripcodes are for jerks.I followed a link from an old MLP general and left it open without reading it
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>>7858158OMG OMG OMG.I fucking love FiW, I am glad they are not as dead as communism.
>>7858009Babs is so goddam hot. I just love her so much. Her accent, her hair, her fat face, her smug expression, her cutefreckles, and her nice, wide mouth that sits at just the right spot on her head. Hopefully we see her again.
>>7858182That's an excellent choice. Thank you, anon.
>>7858186Twilight Princess pls go
>>7858169how about this one?
>>7858172But we don't do that whole continuous snapshots of our screens thing, do we?
>>7858101>Twilight fucks up time>Nobody becomes a friend>Everyone has a shitty job>NMM takes over Equestria>The Elements of Harmony are destroyed>Discord's sculpture cracks and he's out>Crysalis is just "ew" and doesn't go near that shitOkay, okay, that would be a MAJOR fuck up. That is well better than I'd expect them to do.
>>7858158OH SHITIT'S STILL ONTHANK YOU BASED GRIFFIN AND JENNY
>>7858194>That gifoh godyes
>>7858019watch the sky for mewatch the nighti'll be there for you in starlightas your feet touch the groundi'll be floating alongwatch the sky for me tonight
>>7858199Twilight Princess was a good game bro
>>7858158WHERE'S FIW8 teaser1??????????
>>7858194What a terrible opinion, it's all wrong.
>>7858211I would fuck everything in that picture at least twice simultaneously
>>7858204I cannot read that in any other way then in a robot voice.
>>7858208If Twilight would have fucked up Celestia would have slapped NMM's shit and Discord would have never escaped
>>7858203Here was actually the first time I saw it, thought I guess the last time I saw it was back on /co/
I like when pone has heart's in their eyes. It's pretty kawaii
>>7858220>you'll never be Celestia's sunshine
>>7858245Nigga, its kawaii as fuck
>>7858231You're opinion is objectively shit. Fuck off, nerd.
>That feel when fading away from pony at a rapid pace>No motivation to even do pony artI'M ALMOST FREE GUYS. I'M ALMOST THERE.
>>7858231your waifu is shit!
>>7858245it makes me sad
>>7858214You'd think Lyra would interact more with texanon.Maybe.Perhaps.
>>7858246the sunshine warms the earth because Celestia's lovers are in it. because their love is in it.
>>7858246You are my sunshineMy only sunshine...
>>7858268freedom is terrible anon
>>7858211>an upstanding Dayguard forced to fraternize with filthy nightlifers
>>7858238Really now? And just why is that?
>>7858208Man, why do we keep making this trainwreck of an episode sound fucking awesome?What if Starswirl gets in this?
>>7858158Jenny sounds differentCuterAnd a better singer
>>7858262Hey, if you're into fat ugly fillies, go for it.
>>7858050Kinda funny how she fucks up others ponies lives and then becomes a Princess.
>>7858290You're sounding awfully Golden Saints v Dark Seducers...
>>7858290I like how the two ponies can't hold the cards because they don't have hands so they just lay them on the tableMust make bluffing hard as hell
>>7858294I hope we never get another mention of Starswirl again so that all the people going on about him are eternally disappointed
>>>/g/31177363MLPG confirmed for highest post rate outside of /b/ and /vg/.Neat I guess.
>>7858211>A new recruit walks in and they all start chittering like bats to one another just to mess with him.
>>7858315i hope you step on a lego
>>7858314That's assuming they're playing poker and not some other game
>>7858299Looks good so far. Seems like you stopped halfway through.>>7858275I'd draw it if I had more motivation. I hardly did anything today.
>>7858315Anonymous, tell me your name so I may rub it in your face when he turns out to be important in some way
>>7858314I think they just threw them down because the hand was over. But that idea is cuter
>>7858277I would keep that light burning bright for as long as I live
>>7858277The sun is powered by the souls of Celestia's "lovers?"Is that like becoming a bride to the volcano god?
>>7858315>Everyone sees him as some badass of magic.>He was actually a crazed hobo but the rantings he scribbled did make for some interesting spells.Like that crazy old man in grabbity balls
>>7858278rest assured, reader, that my time here has not been easy, and what you have just seen was not fiction. although, in many a desperate moment, i most certainly wish it had been. it's over for now, it seems--or at least, until yesterday begins again, tomorrow.
>>7858339It's only about half-done. I have to do it again for the other legs' cycle.
>>7858298>celestia caught you staring againwhat do
>>7858349Maybe they have a strict honesty code, and they trust the other players not to peek
>>7858285my heartdon't do this to me anon
>>7858321Jesus. That's insane.
>>7858321We big leagues now.
>>7858396If you stare directly into it, you'll go blind
Would you a Gleaming Shield?
>>7858367but what can we do?
>>7858420Where are the crotchtits?
>>7858418Mom said that about fapping.And I have yet to see that happen...Why are the lights gone?
>>7858321>highest reply thread derpy threadi'm okay with this
>>7858321We're also faster than most of /b/ and /vg/only 6 threads are above us>>>/g/31177841Oh, apparently hsg is above us too.
>>7858420>TWILY>I'M A PRINCESS TOO TWILY
>>7858441It's only because of EL EPIC GETO on the OP
>>7858420So hard. Even harder if she remembers being male and is embarrassed about it. I would emasculate her so hard, pounding her until she's quivering, and running my hands over all of her female anatomy, reminding her what she's become.
>>7858451FUCK YOUSTOP SAYING THAT
>>7858460>reading the threadyou obviously didn't1 jackass posting get shit isn't a threadalso the tracy thread is top 4
>>7858448I bet all the fillies make fun of herand all the colts want to feel her
What did you eat today that you shoulnd't have?
>>7858364when a mortal falls in love with a god, and this love is returned, there is power in that union. not enough to bring about the mortal's apotheosis--the process by which he becomes a god--but enough to keep him from dying entirely. though a god's lover's body may die, the soul lingers. the soul, the love, dwells in whatever aspect the god most represents.when one of Celestia's lovers dies, there is a brief moment when the sun fades: her heart breaking from the pain of losing yet another lover. a dead sky under a black sun. but then, as quickly as it came, the sun comes back, burning even brighter than before: the soul of her lover dwelling in hers, forever, reminding her that the world hasn't ended, and there will be a tomorrow.
>>7858420no.how about best alicorn princesses instead?
Trigger Warning: Not pony, Gravity Falls.Entertainment Weekly just uploaded 2 clips for the newest Gravity Falls episode, Boss Mabel!http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/31/gravity-falls-returns-with-new-episodes-and-mabel-as-the-boss-video/
>>7858464now finger it.
Choose your destiny, mlpg
>>7858453If you didn't know, this is one of the MANE reasons mootykins kept us. We provide a LOT of revenue
>>7858082>Mysterious Mr. Glenn.oh shit.Is there anyone else who remembers Nicobay so many fucking commisions
>>7858498So...she is a soul eater?
>>7858505I can't read that in a plain spanish voice. Every time I read spanish its in the voice of the Univison soccer announcers.
>>7858506NEW EPISODE WHEN
>>7858514The right one
>>7858514I get rid of both of them and encourage democracy
>>7858531>nicobayI DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER
>>7858531>tfw nico tried to commission me>tfw he wanted gay porn of his pokemon oc thing>tfw i only draw straight
>>7858457>A young Twilight Sparkle uses a duplication spell to get ahead in her schoolwork>Shining Armor comes in to tell her that dinner is ready>He's used to her messing around with magic but he's not ready for this"T-Two Twilies!?"
>>7858464>My Little Pony: Foal Sitting Is Fun>Motional Sensing Daycare Game>You take care of fillies and colts>You feed them>You clean up after them>You play with them>You wash themI wouldn't dare play that but I'd watch someone play it.
>>7858506They call her boss.They call her boss.She's a Boss.Boss Mabel.
>>7858514I choose twily
>>7858531>Nicobay>That fucking pokemon thing was everywhere>I even fapped to it a few times
>>7858506Stram when dooks?
>>7858543Sounds like it. She keeps hopelessly falling in love, and then devouring that lover's soul at the end of their lifeWho knows how many tormented screams echo in vain within her?
>>7858557Are you saying he... wasn't prepared for this?
>>7858514grow old with her
I want to groom a horse. I have never been around horses before and it would seem like it would be fun!
>>7858575that gif needs to not repeat.
>>7858545>>7858568Episode airs February 15th, so if Disney on Demand is still a thing, stram could be one day before, or two.
>>7858506>That previous post.
>>7858506I miss gravity fallsWhen is it coming back?
>>7858268>Well my friends, now. They take it as their self-ap-point-ed du-ty.>To tell me, yeah. That all m l p does is use-me.>And my answer, oh my answer, to all that-a use me stuff.>Is. I-i-i-i-i-i-wanna spread the new, if it feels this good bein' used,>then just keep on us-in' me.......>until you use me up.
>>7858606>ani/mlp/huckerswhat the fuck
>>7858543no. she gains now energy from it, and there is no consumption. she is more like a lightningrod, and her lovers' spirits lightningbolts.they would float through an aether if not for her, because their love for Celestia keeps them alive--after a fashion--after death. but with her, they have a purpose.
>>7858606Horses smell bad anon, being around them isn't very pleasant
>>7858606I hope you'll do it under the direction of an experienced hand
>>7858622>not knowing thatare you new?
>>7858497some leftover apple mushit was unusually bitter so I added some cinnamonI'm in pain
>>7858620read the link
>>7858211>you will never draw this well
Baked that stallion a pie. Stallions love pies...
>>7857965What does the background zoom-out hereI would think they would zoom-in with the rest of the shot
>>7858611if you say so
>>7858497god bloat porn is so hot
>>7858625If be "aether" you mean "afterlife," yes, Celestia does keep them from floating around in that
>>7858498that sounds like a heavy burden for anyone. even herwhat keeps her coming back?
>>7858622They also go by nor/mlp/eople, clopniggers, and a slew of other names.
>>7858647Why not? It's just show style with single color shading.
>>7858634I think the new sweater is my favorite one so far.
>>7858506Yes, yesh, YEAH! I cannot wait for this to show up!
>>7858654It's supposed to be some psychological thing
>>7858654for dramatic effect
>>7858625what about Luna's lovers?...has she even had any?
>>7858647>you will never carboncopy someone else's drawing style
>>7858654Because Babs is feeling smaller so the world is getting larger around her.
>>7858647I already draw that wellI will never color that wellAnd frankly that's kind of sad.
>>7858648Applejack can get many stallions because she can bake many piesRainbow Dash cannot bake pies, and so cannot get any stallionsPoor Rainbow Dash
>>7858571Yes really. Your sister is so much better is not even funny.
>>7858683She's has a few lunar dildoes
>>7858658It depends on what she's bloated with
>>7858662yes, but the on-earth afterlife, not the "Pearly Gates" afterlife. the power from a god's love elevates them to something above a mortal, but something beneath a god. without the god, they'd just be ghosts.that's not the only way to make a ghost, but it's the most reliable.
>>7858497EPA certified-ingestible 100% food-textured hot dog product.
>>7858514...Do I really have to choose?
>>7858695God that capture anxiety so much. ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THE EYES. SO AWARE THEY ARE STARING DIRECTLY INTO YOU, JUDGING EVERY ACTION YOU DO AND DON'T DO.
>>7858735STACKABLE PRINCESSES ARE NOT FOR FUCKING
IT'S TIMEIT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGhttp://www.fosterandpartners.com/News/492/Default.aspx
>>7858497I've hardly eaten anything todayI'm worried about my eating habitsI should probably go to the store to get some food but I'm too lazyis this depressingI'm scared
>>7858735Where is princess Twily?
>>7858748BUT FUCKABLE PRINCESSES™ ARE
>>7858751Guys what if bronies establish an actual luna republic?
>>7858671For me it was the crossed fingers one, or this one.>>7858696We're on the opposite spectrum, m8 ;_;
>>7858758Earning her wings.
>>7858654>Hasn't seen VertigoWowWhat a plebHasn't even studied Hitchcock
>>7858771Then I'd encourage the rest to follow him and leave earth.
>>7858771nuke the moon, it's the only way to be sure™
Wait a minute.That FiW teaser was a restricted video. How the fuck did you get access to it? More importantly, how did seth get access to itIs seth browsing these threads?? Like he used to do?
>>7858757Welcome to being an artist: sometimes you just forget to eat because you're so into what youre doing. Other times you can't afford to eat.
>>7858751WE MOONBASE NOW
>>7858648Then she realised that pegasi stallions have very small dicks.
>>7858796who gives a fuck?
>that feel when you take a nap thinking "oh I'll get food when I wake up" and then when you wake up there's snow everywhere.
TWILYTWILY MY RUMPMY RUMP TWILYTWILYᵐʸ ʳᵘᵐᵖ
>>7858757EAT SOMETHING YOU LAZY ASSHOLEGo to the store and buy a chocolate bar. It'll make you feel better, unless you're lactose intolerant, then you deserve to starve.
>>7858683I bet that seeing her sis suffer and having to occasionally cover her shame for her has left Luna a bit gunshy about trying out love.Although, seems like she might be raising a proper lover to meet the need now that things have calmed down a bit. A strapping fellow with a seductive British accent...
>>7858811At least you don't have to deal with 30 below every night and morning.
>>7858809I am an inquisitive type.
>>7858811>Living in a shithole where it snowsYou deserve it
>>7858751the moon is smalltimeterraform mars when
>>7858710candied bacon.>"ooh... i'm so full, anon~"would you have sex with Pinkie while she was stuffed like that, her belly all bloated and round, almost like she was pregnant? would you press your weight down on her, making her feel just how full she is? would you like hearing her make cute little squeals halfway between pain and pleasure, unable to decide which one she's feeling more acutely?
>>7858812what is that, halo?
>>7858812go to bed, lamar.
>>7858829Celsius or Fahrenheit?
>>7858840>not living where it snows>not having a winter round upPleb as fuck
>>7858795>>7858806FUCK YOU GUYSTHIS IS WHAT US SUPERIOR MOON WALKERS THINK OF YOUR SHITTY PLANET.
>>7858801but I hardly even art>>7858824uh, I guess I could pour myself some chocolate milkis that good enough?>>7858814god fine
>>7858847I would do those things, Anon. You know me so well.
>>7858827This show man. This fucking show.You guys remember Slicer in this show? What if someone manage to do that with pony in real life?
>>7858841Anon.3D printers are becoming portable bases.Imagine, in the future, 3D printing orbital shipyards.IMAGINE THE GLORIOUSNESS OF ITIMAGINEWE JUSTPRINTGIANT STARSHIPS
>>7858888I WANT TO SHOVE YOUR HORN INTO MY URETHRA
>>7858825just hope she's ready for what comes after...unlike her big sis I don't think she'd take it as well
>>7858825But what about when he dies? i doubt she'll take it well.
Why aren't you unfing mlpg?
>>7858939I'm too busy scienceing.What are you doing with your life.
>>7858898>MCVs are now a realityffffffffuck yes
>>7858923>http://dr-indecent.tumblr.com/image/41974139477And then Crysalis lures him into her bedchamberThen drains him of all his love.The best way to a stallion's heart is through his cock though.
>>7858954I'm studying while fapping to horses
>>7858975...what are you doing with your life.
>>7858870the only thing she likes more than getting full and round and swollen is having a nice, big cock plumb her depths and mush her insides about. she wants to be fucked until her stomach hurts. she wants to have her belly squeezed by strong hands. she wants to suck on something while she gets it hard. she wants to be a good little piggy.
>>7858957My ultra nigga. We Tiberium now.
Do not chase dreams... Seek the void
>>7858988I really don't understand stuff like this.
WOWZA WOWZAWHAT WE GONNA DO
>>7858984Sounds to me like he's living the dream.
>>7858952>http://fluency723.tumblr.com/image/42007426353>that noseits like kevinsano yoshi days but worse.
>>7858812W-we CoD now?
>>7859013Of course you don't. Even people who have fetishes don't normally understand why they have them, and they've thought about it a lot more than people who don't share their fetishes.
>>7859036kevin doesnt even have that problem anymore
>>7859056Game is fucking terrible. All of them.
>>7859013your cooperation is not necessary. you will be assimilated.
>>7858923>marecuntsall of my yes
Any good recent fapfics?
>>7859099What do you think of halo?
>mfe Blops 2 multiplayer screen actually has fucking dubstep playing>mfw I have no face
>>7859099HeyFuck youCoD 1 2 and 4 were good
>>7859117Combat evolved was my entire young teenage life.So many memories.
>>7859115well, it's not really a fapfic, but with any luck your boner won't be able to tell the difference
>>7859086>not finishing the cutie markIt's not that hard, you have 16 more layers
>>7858923http://25.media.tumblr.com/477b762c765b2cad9ccc074ced605a5b/tumblr_mh5i8vfN781rlcwizo1_1280.png>that retarded lip bite
>>7859148I can't unf to this
>>7859148FUCK YOU PINKIE
Remember you were disgusted at horseporn
Can't wait for Alicorn Twily. She's going to be so adorable.
>>7859165I still find real horse porn grossI never found cartoon horse porn gross
>>7859165>implying im not now
>>7859155>sorry was bussy gettinh showered
>>7859151>Anonymous 11Shit, he's still here?
>>7859165I've been into horse porn for 12 years
>>7859165Pepperidge farm remembers.
>>7859178>season 4>alicorn twi and the new baby princess OC thing>mane 5 are background ponies now
>>7859178I'll fucking kill Hasbro if she's going to be wearing shit all the time
>>7859178not if she looks like thatthat's fucking disgusting
>>7859165I wasn't. That is how I got here 2 years ago.
>>7859115IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING FAPFICS WHY DO YOU NOT JUST GO TO THE MLPG FETISH DROPBOX YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT
>>7859230Yes.I would lovingly cuddle that adorable pone.
>>7859230Give him the spaguettios
>>7859197How can you tell? And who the hell is that?
>>7859230sure, i'd make her spaghettios how am I her uncle though?
>>7859249grab knifethrow self in front of oncoming train
>>7859230>Spaghetti-osRIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
>>7859249gotta run gotta bail
>>7859250where is it?
>>7859253Doesn't look like a him to me.
>>7859250>heroku will never update again>the feelbooru project is dead
>>7859230If that colt was a good boy, I would give him some spagettios. Otherwise, its flavorless porridge.
>>7859250because I don't like fetishes
>>7859230>You will never spoil your pony by feeding him whatever he wants.>You will never wind up with a fat lazy piece of shit that doesn't want to get a job when it reaches adulthood.He's still getting the spaghettios either way.
>>7859222she will still live in treeburyshe will say to other ponies all the time to treat her like they would normallyshe would tell them to not bow to her.she will not have guardsit will be shit.
>>7859260Because his/her parents passed away, and Old Farmer Jenkins was ready to put this one down because he/she was the runt of the litter.But you stepped in and promised to raise the little fella yourself. You've been "Uncle Anon" ever since.
>>7859303My worry is the crown and hoove thingies.
>>7859250What about screencapped greentexts?
>>7859316fucking Farmer Jenkins, man. we should kill him before he decides to reenact a horror film on our asses.
>>7859222Yeah the Royal look does not suit Twilight for an all time thing
>>7859276>>7859260>heri think that's Krautpone
>>7859332will this do?
well, so much for that...
>>7859254Look at the very last post.He writes greentexts for us - and apparently quite a lot of them. Best known for a Lyra/Anon greentext that inspired MSOB to run LyraQuest, but plenty of others too, like this one.And then he vanishes into the aether again.
>>7859164best not tempt her
>>7859164>FUCK YOU PINKIEI don't think so
>>7859384i need that picture, please/
>>7859447Who is your favorite Background character?
>>7859466the ded one
>>7859466I like this one
>>7859530>>7859543I want more art of all of them.Why do we never get any more art of them.
>>7859503It was quite sad to lose her. After watching an episode, I'd go back to try and find her.>>7859511Woah, it's been a while since I've seen a Rose fan. Why do you like her, Anon?>>7859523Shame she didn't get an episode this season. She did quite well in the Scoot's nightmare episode.>>7859530>>7859543>>7859577>>7859571We got something started, cool.
HOLY SHIT NEW PICTURE FROM THE FINALE OF TWILIGHT WITH CELESTIA'S WINGS AND CUTIE MARK
suddenly twins out of fucking nowhere
>>7859617By my gods and emperor i hate that fucking face.Even more than i hate googly eyes.
So are Flitter and Cloudchaser sisters? I never thought about that.
>>7859655We don't know, but it's the preferred fanon.
http://smarebooru.booru.orggoddamn this is going to take a lot of effort, isn't it
>>7859655just look at them.
>>7859655They're called "The Twins."You tell me.
>>7859606The fuck is this?
>>7859655Can you draw them cuddling sexually please?
>>7859653Fuck you bitch.We were fine with 2 princesses.
>>7859637>hating googly eyesLOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
>>7859706Sounds like someone is the princess of angry town.
who are you...?
>>7859722I CAN'T SEE SHIT.
>>7859384Some greentexts are too awkward to read when you helped make them
Which pony likes ice cubes
Silly anonsPonies aren't for sexually
>>7859738When everyone is princesses who will be in charge?Will there be princesses of princesses. Like double princesses?
>>7859766Dash.Imagine running an ice cube over her hot flank after she gets done with a workout.
>>7859774but how else am I supposed to have children with my waifu?
>>7859763never stopped me before
>>7859774TOO BADI'M SEXUALLY MY CARTOON PONY WAIFU RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>7859774Then explain why TAW's fic of them was so fucking hot?
>>7859786Anon that's 2princess4me
>tfw no qt pone stram
>>7859792>"H-Hey! No foolin' around back there! I asked you to cool me off, not get me off!"
Would you guys really sex a pony?Like seriouslyYour 2nd favorite pony just appeared on your bedWillingSeriously
>>7859808>>7859819DEM FUCKIN PONES MANGDEM FUCKIN PONES
>>7859802i can cut your dick off.
>>7859840>2nd favourite>TwilyFuck yes.
>>7859840I am unable to resist
>>7859840>TwilightLike the fist of the north star
>>7859840>sexing Diamond TiaraBut shes a fillyFillies are ESPECIALLY not for sexually
>>7859840>2nd favoriteShe better be ready because she's about to get fucked so hard her eyes will straighten.
>>7859840>2nd favoriteNo, I don't love her, sexing her would be wrong
>>7859840NoMy heart belongs to my waifu. If my second pony appears that means there's a way to EquestriaAnd since my second favorite pony is Twily who is an alicorn that is also the element of magic I'm going with herSAYONARA FUCKERS
>>7859860FUCK YEAH WE CLOUD KICKER NOW
I would only ever nonsexually ponies.
>>7859840I dunno...Such a hard choice
>>7859857she won't tell anyone if you don't
>>7859840>TwilightYes. Yep. 10/10 maybe
I don't want to sex the poines, just smell them in their sleep.
>>7859879NOSHE DOESNT HAVE AN ASS OF DEPLETED URANIUM
>>7859883like hell!I've seen this story before, I know how it ends. she'll be able to make any unreasonable demand she pleases on threat of telling her father.
>>7859857oh, anon. i'm old enough to do all kinds of things. like tell daddy on you if you don't do what i want you to. i guess you could say you're caught between a rock and a soft place, huh, anon?
I would rather sex a humanized pone
>>7859880>"Now YOU get to be cute too!"
Bout to start streaming coloring some of the Venture Bros stuff Corwin did, if anyones interested.
>>7859917Mind controlling talismanWorks like a charm
>>7859928But if you WERE to do it with her, what'd stop her telling him anyway? It's Lose-Lose.
>>7859949In one of them you get to fuck a pony.
>>7859928joke's on you being a little girl's sex slave is my fetish.
>>7859928>select your gun>now select your horse
>>7859949Really?You get to fuck her
>>7859928...Why would I care?He's not my boss. I'm friends with national heroesONE OF THEM IS A PRINCESS
>not sexually with Diamond TiaraAfraid you won't last long enough?
>>7859928anon, you shouldn't use your powers for evil
>>7859981I'd rather silver spoon
>>7859981I'm afraid I'll smash her for being a controlling cunt.
>>7859949she won't tell. as long as you keep obeying her, too the letter, she won't tell.
>>7859981make her a human and we'll talk
>>7859981Is she afraid she may enjoy it too much?
>>7859946And how!Then again, this is Fluttershy. Dangling a trinket on a bit of string might no work on stronger-willed ponies
>"Diamond-- what are you doing--? Please, get off--!">"Don't mind if I do~"
>>7859941>>7859941>>7859941http://www.livestream.com/elslowmoGoing to be listening to more Hotline Miami, so feel free to mute if you don't like it.
>>7859989You're not man enough to beat her shit in the way she likes.
>>7859929Hope you have a strong pelvis
>>7859989oh, don't worry, you'll get her too. Diamond's going to make you fuck Silver Spoon in public.
>>7860021I'd be mad but I loved that fucking fanfic.
>all these replies saying they would have sex with a ponyI wonder how 2010 MLPG would feel
Would you a pony version of you?
>Berry Punch realizes humans have this in their world.>Suddenly Lyra finds herself not the only one who wants to be around humans.
>>7860039Only if it's genderbent and humanized
Rei will you continue this series?
>>7860039what i don't evennowhy dofuck
>>7860021well of course not, I'd never hit a lady even if she asked.unless you mean spanking, well sometimes they deserve it
>>7859959Why didn't Cloudkicker get the same treatment as Derpy?
>>7860039No.But I hope pony version of me is a pegasus. That way we can do cool shit.
>>7860039Force him to take me to Equestria?Of course.
>>7860053"Wait - you mean you can make fries AND vodka out of these?! I... I love potatoes...!"
>>7860068Derpy came first
>>7860027not even closeI'd rather a princess anyways. or a Ponk.
>>7860031What;s ut called?
>>7860068Because she doesn't upset the politically pussy crowd. .
>>7860021can I be abuse-buddies with ss?
>>7860039Yes, and even if it was the same gender.Tho, I'm not gay. it just with pony it kind of different... yet I still would prefer r63 of me of course.
>>7860068Because Yamino went for the easiest target.
>>7860085Shame that comic wasn't finished, just when it was getting good.
>>7860086http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=42022the guy has built a whole stupid fanon world around this concept; tarnished silver is the first, and probably the best one.
>>7859974Actually that makes me think...Rarity is fucking buried in gems. Fuck that tiny gems was worth the most and she had a saddle full of them.Wouldn't she be richer than Filthy Rich?
>>7860080Why is Sweetie such a cutie
>>7860117you mean there's more?
>>7860124IMO Sweetie is the least cute of the 3 in this pic. I'm a scootaloo kind of dude, but you just can't beat dat AB.
>>7860064Do you love yourself enough to fuck yourponyself?
>>7860124That looks silly.
>>7860062I didn't realize it was a series, but I'll probably draw more ponk like that in the future.
>>7860029>You go to a movie>She has SS sit in your lap>"If you make any noise, you're going to get us thrown out."
>>7860124Retards are always cute.
>>7860137How's it hanging Scootabro?
>>7860124>little girls in bodysuits
>>7860003anon shook, trying to throw her off, but she managed to stay on top of him throughout it, using her body weight to hold him down against the couch as he tried to get up. she grabbed him by the chin and forced his head up, looking into her eyes."this is happening with or without you, sweetheart."
>>7859986>"Don't make too much noise, or Daddy will hear. You wouldn't want that, would you?~"
>>7860184that's rumble, anon.
>>7860184>little girl>holding down a grown manFuck bro what kind of pathetic excuse of a man are you.
>>7860188I prefer older women.
>>7860177At least it's not ponies with visible belly buttons, making them look like they have the bodies of naked little girls.
>>7860184I can't help but think that Rumble would cringingly run his hand up her bare thigh, getting a satisfied smile from DT......right before he throws her off of him, leaps off the couch, and seeing no other way out before DT can scream, goes out the open window.
>>7860192looks like Phoenix Wright to me.SHOW HER THE CASE FILE NICK
>>7860188>"Yeah, wouldn't want to hear his little girl moan like a little slut."
>>7860229Oh man.That is so perfect.
Which colt is cutest?>Pipsqueak>Rumble>Snails>Truffle Shuffle>Snips>Featherweight
>>7860229>DT sticks her head out of the window and shakes her fist at the fleeing boy>"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, RUMBLE! NEXT TIME!"
>>7860249>no Inky Colt/Shady Daze
>>7860156she always makes SS wear a skirt whenever she goes out with the two of you. and she always makes you wear sweat pants."easy access."
>>7860249Oh, or>Lickety SplitI guess maybe
>>7860246Only one filly get's to rumble that colt's world
>>7860270>Sweatpants>not making you go commando
>>7860229>Meanwhile Flitter and Cloudchaser are fighting over who gets to use the Telescope.>"Come on! You are hogging it!">'Aw yeah, now it's starting to get good... Go for it my little stu- H-HEY, GET OFF ME!'>I short scuffle latter Cloud Chaser sets the tripod on top of a pinned Flitter.>"Now lets see the actio- ...">'...Well?'>"H-Hes gone!">'WHAT?!'
>>7860128http://7nights.tumblr.com/post/33091455886/sincerelymrbear-luna-9-10-luna-dont-worryAfraid some of the pics got lost.
>>7860229"DAMMIT, RUMBLE, I HAVE NEEDS TOO!"
>>7860295>implying they wouldn't be baying for DT's blood once they heard what happened
>>7860276>DT trying to rape him>Scoots gone full-yandere for himpoor little guy can't ever catch a break
>>7860295That doesn't sound like the twins...
>you will never a little filly
>>7860311>full-yandereThat's a funny way to say Mexican girl in love.
>>7860323she's not Mexican!
>>7860323>MexicanlooThat's as shitty as Rumblescoot
>>7860342Here comes the angry anon who had no childhood.
>>7860318You have no idea what those two are wiling to do to the poor boy...
>>7860276>>7860246>Applebloom has to literally pull Scootaloo off of DT after a brutal beatdown and the air turning blue with curses in a garbled mix of Spanish and Unholy Rage.
>all this RumbLooThe ship is BabScootGet it right.
>>7860342What are you even doing here, then?
>>7860363They just wanted to watch the fun.>"And I had the camera attachment and everything..."
>>7860374>Shipping fillies>Shipping anythingHAHAHHA you gay dork dicks always crack me up
>>7860374All it needs is the quarter, and it'd be a perfect analogue to this one.
>>7860308they'd probably try to be polite, at first, just tell Diamond to lay off, in private, quietly.when that inevitably failed, they'd have to get drastic. "the bitch must die", it was resolved. they'd have to tell her father about Daddy's Little Girl and her.. proclivities.
>>7860402>not shipping the canon lesbo with the canon dykeDYEWTS?
>>7860405which one?how hard?
>>7860423>Touching naked butts together makes you gay HAhAHAHWhat kind of childhood did you faggot nerd cocks even have?
>>7860446Scoot, babs looks too much like a whore.
>>7860423>implying Babs is a lesbo>implying she's not bullying some shy colt into being her boyfriend"And you better have flowahs for me tomorrah!"
>>7860466>Writing the accentI hope your waifu gets removed from the show
>>7860365>Shady Daze is talking D&D with Featherweight and a couple of his other friends>"I'm still trying to figure out a good way to go through the Talent tree, but the rules are so gummed-up, it's like gibberish - all I want is a clean explanation of Howling Strike--">"YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOORE!!!!">he's cut off as Scootaloo rushes DT and decks her dead in the face, sending her sprawling across the floor.>"--Oh. So that's how it works."
>>7860477Jokes on you, my waifu is Derpy
>>7860466>when shes with the girls she talks about how hes such a gentlecolt
>>7860466This fandom knows so little about women that it interprets tomboyishness as lesbianism. Don't bother.
>>7860466>"I have no idea what that crazy bitch just said..."
>>7860494Oh...I hope your waifu gets removed from the comic too
>>7860365"ES MI NOVIO, COMPRENDE, BRUJA? COM-FUCKING-PRENDE?"
>>7860502PlsThis fandom interprets standing near each other as lesbianism
>>7860528>>7860528SHE'S SMILINGSHE'S GAY FOR LUNA
>>7860466>"I-I dunno what I'm gonna do, Snails! She's gonna kill me someday, I know it!">"Awh, Snips - she only gets on yer case like that 'cuz she cares about'cha - that's how girls like her work!">"Where'd you learn so much about stuff like that?">"...stuff like what?"
>>7860500I couldn't think of a better way to put it.
>>7860520Anon, too far.
>>7860466>the little colt starts to actually like her, becoming less reluctant and more affectionate towards her>she panicks inside when she realizes it - she wasn't anticipating this
>>78605524e is pretty much WoW: The Board Game anyways, right?
>>7860528Pones are sexual as fuck
>>7860446Babswe'll see how long that tough front she puts on holds out
>>7860578I haven't played 4e. I still have a bunch of 3 and 3.5 rulebooks. And nobody to play with. ;_;
>>7860578the grognard hate for 4e blows everything out of proportion.It's not awful.
>>7860553And that Jay makes an ask tumbler for her.
>>78605784e was buttfuck: the game. Literally. Every fight involved you or the monsters getting behind each other because of the flanking bonus.
>>78605963.5's the best!I drive like three hours to play when my buddies can get days off at the same time
>>7860612Better than Spellcasters: The Game.
>>7860627My dream in life is to go on a nature hike with Jay
>>7860611Dude the fuck did written accent do to you as a child to become like this?
>>7860642Hit Things With Swords While Dickless Whips Up His Plot Spells and Nukes 3.5
>>7860664Applejack never called him sugarcube.
>>7860657>>7860657I want to go to a con he is at and have him sign a case of Hawaiian Punch.
>>7860523>Silver Spoon kneels and tries to pick her friend up, but her gesture is shoved away so forcefully that she topples backward herself.>Diamond Tiara pulls herself off the floor, and fixes her hair, holding a dignified composure despite being bruised and bleeding, and her shirt all but ruined.>a dense silence hangs in the air, a few people standing around, watching her seethe, before she breaks it.>"Well? What are YOU staring at?!"
>>7860692>You will never hoof bump Applejack
>>7860686Rarity never called him darling, either.
>>7860657Fuckin' Corwin man.I love him.
>>7860704>you will never hip bump with Applejack
I WANT TO GET OFF PINKIE'S WILD RIDE
>>7860719>She will never sign your bodycast
>>7860700>"Dirty money">She glares at the crowd, looking for the person who signed their death warrant.>Can't find the fool.
>>7860719>you will never grab applejack by the haunches and play airplane with her
>>7860719That shit is more dangerous than Plesioth
>>7860726Featherweight books it down the hall.
Is dick cheese edible?
>>7860721You'll get off alright~The ride ends when you reach Sugarcube Corner. Be sure to buy souvenirs.
>>7860744YesSpread it on crackers
I just don't know anymore...
>>7860739>Hes just thankful the flash was off.>That look was deadly.
>>7860719http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kI254VsiiM>you will never listen to this with Applejack
>You will never be Big Mac and fuck both your sisters
>>7860738>more dangerous than PlesiothI-impossible!
>>7860365>"H-Hey! Get off of he--">Scootaloo stops the assault for one second and one second only, turning to glare at Silver Spoon, who immediately backpedals, her moment of courage long-spent, and takes cover.>"--n-nevermind!"
>>7860818big sisters > little sisters
Just got done reading that Tarnished Silver fic.Do people really think this kind of shit is hot?
>>7860843There's a Fluffy Pony General out there somewhere.That should answer your question.
>>7860759Do they sell any special treats?
>>7860843Eh, different strokes and all that. I wouldnt beat them up over it.
>>7860843What kind of shit was it?And no, I'm not gonna read it
>>7860818Couldn't I just...cuddle and love them.
>>7860874It's shit and your fetishes are shit.
>>7860759>"Nobody every buys souvenirs down here...">"And the demons are kinda rude."
>>7860862Summary: Silver Spoon leaves home and becomes Rarity's pedo/S&M sex-slave. Rarity is a sex-trafficker and is blackmailing every important person in Equestria and using Sweetie Belle as a pussy-for-rent.
>>7860888NopeApplejack's got needs and Applebloom is a growing filly who is very curious
>>7860904That sounds like a terrible fic.
>>7860904That's by the Dark Equestria threads right?
>>7860874I actually wonder how and if things like this are discussed between friends, or passed over in polite silenceAnd yes, unf
>>7860902YOU HAD ONE JOB, STEVECONVINCE THE COUNCIL TO CLOSE THE FUCKING GIFT SHOP, STEVEONE JOB
HAHA TIME FOR HR
>>7860925It is. In content and quality.
>>7860851It's down to a single planet? Did they nerf Plessy in Tri G or something?
>>7860917From their own brother, Descartes?
>>7860841>you will never be Applejack's little brother>she'll never make puberty more awkward an embarrassing than it needs to be>"Ah shucks, little bro, it's natural!" You don't have to go around hiding that thing! I've seen it enough times washing when you were still in diapers!"
>>7860937Its either him or that weird Jelly pony
>>7860937Descartes has lost touch with reality. He needs to be put down.
>roommate doing adderall>at 12 AMFUCK YOU I WANT TO SLEEPITS FREAKING THURSDAY YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW
>>7860942oh god dammit sis
>>7860937Tex pls... draw.
>>7860930>For some reason he bumbled again and got his license renewed.>Despite his intentions and the Councils wants.>He did the impossible and convinced them to renew it.>A thousand more years.>That is a hell of a lot of dusting.>Hah, that pun never gets old!
>>7860863You'll love their honey-glazed doughnuts and candied peaches
Fluttershy's Peach Te
>>7860405>>7860446>Babs takes off her bra>you can easily fit one of her cups over your head like a hat
Would pony like YuGiOh?
>>7860977>despite increased budget, he is still the only employee of the gift shop>having the eternity shift means there's still no overtime pay
>>7861022Pony only plays magic.
>>7861019draw her with baseball caps on her tits
>>7861013Oh I'm sure Fluttershy makes a lovely peach tea.We can go shopping to get all the necessary ingredients and maybe make it together.
>>7861037but why would fluttershy want to be tea?
>>7861031That pun better have been accidental
>>7861053a clerical error.
>>7860971>"Golly washing your sheets again? You must be pent up! Wouldn't hurt you to flush out your silo a bit once in awhile">"What? You're a growing boy! I'll give you your privacy; I'll even pretend I can't hear you through the wall!"
I'll probably stream again earlier tomorrow, since it didn't look like anyone showed up.
>>7861031What kind of decks would each of the main 6 run?
>>7861082YOU'RE NOT HELPING
>>7861082>"And I'll pretend I can never hear you going at it for an hour straight."
>so simple>so practical>so Twilight
>>7861082> Fapping to your older sister
>>7861104where are the wings?
>>7861100More like six.
>>7861079today, i want Pinkie to sit on my face.
>>7861120She has to earn em.
>>7861082>>7861100she knows exactly what she's doing to you, doesn't she?
>>7861093>RD: All Instants and Interrupts, all the time. Gotta go fast.>Twilight: Technique-heavy decks with weird effects used in unexpected ways, but with a tendency to get manascrewed because she insists on using all five colors. When they DO work, though - holy shit.>Applejack: Treant Decks.>Fluttershy: Creature Decks - usually Green, but will also run with a Green/Red Stampede deck>Rarity: Artifacts - and only the ones with the best artwork>Pinkie Pie: Unglued/Unhinged
>>7861106Whoa, she never said anything about letting you fap to herShe only encourages to fap more so you stop ruining all the good sheets with your "dreamin' creamin'"
>>7861122I want to be happy todayour wishes can overlap
Do they put choking hazard warnings on dildo packaging?
>>7861145>"dreamin' creamin'"big sis pls stop
>>7861141Twilight runs combo decks and she looks so smug whenever she gets them off. She revels in taking the time to explain why her infinite turn combo works.
>>7861141>Half of Pinkie's deck is Pokemon cards
>>7861161ughit would be so much better without that nasty dick in the way
>>7861185The dick is the only thing remotely not disgusting about that picture.
>>7861160I want to keep the shenanigans up.but that means I have to clean!
>>7861019>You will never do Babs a favor and get flashed for ten seconds in return
>>7861202That's funny joke.
>>7861161it's so uglyplease put something over itcaptcha: powerful raidagr
>>7861179>she still wins
>>7861202The dick is the only disgusting thing about that picture.
>>7861150but i am already very happy. wanting Pinkie to sit on my face is simply a supplementary desire.
>>7861210>you will never get to megassa squeeze them
>>7861159>>7861139>"Alright, I get it; you don't wanna talk to your big sis about it. Fine. I'll give you your space.">"You should at least talk to Big Mac for some man-to-man advice. Whoo boy, would he go at it! Me and Granny used to think he'd flood the place!"
>>7861227>"You know the rules. Ten seconds to look all ya' want - and no touchin'.
GR should draw some flashing babs
>>7861245>Somewhere deep in the house you hear a groan.>"What was that for, big brother?">'Nevermind, Applebloom, just...bad memories came back for some reason.'
>>7861215Well yeah, most Pokémon do at least 10 or 20 damage for 1 energy. Doesn't take many of those connecting to end it.
>>7861255Wow, he actually drew normal looking feet. I'm surprised.
>you will never have a qt3.14 ponimouto to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with and maybe get high with sexually
>>7861289>When Twilight plays against Pinkie it always usually ends up with her magically flipping the table
>>7861250>"C'mon, Babs - you gotta let me - just a little?">"Hands in pockets. We ain't startin' until you do.">"Awh...!"
Guys I found the best camo for my cunt of an aerospace fighter.
>>7861276flashing anything would be nice so long as the tits are smaller than my head.
So here's this: http://smarebooru.booru.orgI'm pretty much just uploading the fetish greentext dropbox one at a time, doing my best to tag along the wayGoing alphabetically I've got A-C up so farAnonymous uploading and tagging should be enabled, so put stuff up or add tags freelyI don't plan on uploading any >feels but you can if you likeAlso, if anyone knows anything about CSS and wants to make a stylesheet I'd appreciate it
>>7861138>tfw staring at the butt of a plastic ponywhat am I doing with my life?
>>7861245...so what's the GOOD news?
>>7861336>GR>Capable of doing that.>Without 'some anon that totes isn't him' 'requesting' it different.
>>7861258>>7861266>"'Course, he wised up and started using the outhouse for his private business. Almost thought he'd moved in there. Still kinda has a funny smell to it.">"Anywho, I better get back to the orchid. If you start to chaff up, extra lard is in the pantry, bottom shelf!"
>>7861341The tumblr is rather sexual, after all.
>>7861365Shut up, dude.
>>7861336>>7861365>wanting thathe's the one guy that actually does rockin' huge titswhy do you guys have to flip out every time
>>7861379what is it, Patrick
>>7861399I think AA's the only other one who draws the Teens. I don't think we'd let him do pin-ups, though.
>>7861399Because my fetish > your fetish. This is what Anon actually believes
>>7861408If we already have the Fetish Dropbox, what's the point in making this?
> Big sis in heat
>>7861432So he has a sense of importance.
>>7861432None reallyI never really felt that the dropbox was a great way to do anything because of how it's just sorted by filenames and there isn't really any sort of rhyme or reason
GR pls, I need more bab tits
>>7861432>>7861444Tagging you nincompoops.
>>7861461You could always ask whoever made it to organize it like the FeelWorks - they do it by whoever it's about.
>>7861419>I don't think we'd let him do pin-ups, though.What the hell's that supposed to mean? He's DONE nudie pics before.
>>7861484Yeah, but we don't want that from the teen fics you fucking retard.
>>7861475I wonder if women actually do this with their tits.
I wish pone was real and I could be with them
>>7861479that's one option, but characters were never the main focus of fetishplay Plus, a bunch of them are either generic ponies or have multiple charactersit just wouldn't be practical
>>7861499Of course they do
>>7861506I wish I could be the little pony
>>7861435>Applejack comes into the kitchen>"We got any ice cubes left? I'm dripping like the barn roof! Remind me to get Big Mac on that. 'Scuse me, don't mind the smell.">she didn't even noticed you had friends over
>>7861522>You facetable>"Dude - don't mess up the board!"
>>7861522>"Dude, what smell was she talki-..."
Is there any first-person rule 34 from the point of view of a mare on her back getting fucked by another mare with a strapon?
>>7861539> "Dude... You sister is hot..."
>>7861498GR does it all the time, and I don't see anyone complaining, aside from that one guy.
>>7861543Just say porn, jesus
>>7861557My name is not Jesus.
>>7861541>>7861549>"I swear by the Land, I will end this session and throw you fuckers out right now."
>>7861539>>7861541>>7861549And then everyone fapped to Applejack that night.
>>7861566>>7861572>"So... Is like, your bathroom upstairs, or..."
>>7861543Welcome to MLPG, where your extremely specific fetish is our topic of the night!
>>7861551Calm your tits.AA and GR are pretty good at drawing girls, but AA's better at drawing waifu-type stuff.
>>7861557what's wrong with saying "rule 34"?
>>7861572>"Rocks fall and everyone dies if it gets mentioned again.">Just then Applejack barges back in.>'Sorry, don't mind me none, forgot a few things.'>'...Have I ever mentioned your friends are cut-'>"OUT!"
>>7861399because he does it every time without failI will admit that he does some rockin' huge tits, but some variety would be nice. some rockin' huge tits and some modest-sized tits and maybe even, god forbid, paltry-yet-sensitive tits once in a blue moon
>>7861596I'm pretty sure 20 inches of tongue would be awesome
>>7861616It's pointless because we know you mean "porn," and it makes you sound like a tool.
>>7861633Berry would agree.
>>7861633>put tongue down throat>steal protein from stomach
>>7861623>he does it every time without failbut that's wronghave you seen his gallery? There's plenty of variety
>>7861621>"Us or her?">"BOTH! EVERYONE OUT!">"Anon, if you're feelin' pent up-">"NOOOOOOOOW!"
>>7861616You're tiptoeing around something, and just seems really immature, like it's some taboo or something, instead of just saying what it is.Also, ascribing to the 'rules of the internet' is fundamentally retarded.
>>7861654>"AND SEPARATE DOORS!"
>>7861654>Anon is the middle Middle-Child - younger than Applejack and Big Mac, Older than Applebloom>A very sarcastic and bitter young colt
>>7861639>>7861655the rest of it didn't sound like "tiptoeing", but fine then, porn, if it makes you feel any better.
>>7861603AA's faces are fat and dull.
>>7861692GR's tits are the CAD of breasts.
>>7861688>the rest of it didn't sound like "tiptoeing"Exactly. Don't use some fancy "secret code-word winkwink nudgenudge" and then go on to say what it is anyway.Shit ain't logical.
>>7861692>>7861702>ITT: Generic Complaints about drawfags from people who don't like them
>>7861678would he at least get along with applebloom?personally my big-brother instincts would be on overdrive
>mlpg artists will never be good at drawing humans
>>7861719I kind of want to step in and say something because I like them both, but I can't tell if they're serious or if they would just flip out and bitch me out for "white knighting"
>>7861721Oh yeah, he won't even let his buddies look at her.>"Dude, shes a filly, that's gross.">'And don't you forget it or you get hit with the shovel.'>"Seriously dude?">'The shovel is very serious about it's job.'
>>7861721Of course.Applebloom is a sweet little filly.
>>7861727We DO have artists who can draw humans.Problem is we tend to bitch most of them out when they do it.
Why is she so purple mlpg?
>>7861747Just assume I am going to do it anyways.
>>7861758she ate wonka gum
>>7861678>You'll never be a big brother to Applebloom>One that spends lots of time with her>You'll never have AJ fawn over you both;_;
>>7861678>>7861719>>7861751Can we make this a thing? "Growing Up Apple with Golden Delish?"
>>7861755Why isn't there more Human Teen AB, Sweetie or Scoot?Why is there so much of shity character like DT and SS
>>7861758pony should purple
>>7861782the only way to find out is to keep going.
>>7861776> that odd feeling when you see your big sisters crotch tits
>>7861793>The portapotty keeps looking really inviting.
>>7861751>>7861753>"Anon, do you have a crush on our big sister?">you choke on your drink, sending apple-juice spraying everywhere
>>7861785I'll fight you
>>7861785Because no character
>>7861802>Finally give in to temptation and slip inside when nobody's looking>not two minutes later, you hear a knock on the door>"Hey squirt! When you're done in there, come an' give us a hand with the barn roof!"
>>7861796>"If you're a real man, DO IT"
>>7861785Because DT and SS got more attention.SS more than DT - but honestly I liked DT's stuff more because she had more character.I'm still waiting on AA to draw teen Applebloom in a camisole and boyshorts.
>>7861751And no matter what he does, Granny Smith always seems to know when he brings a girl over>"I'd recognize them hips anywhere! Is your grandma Mallow Fluff? She manage to reel in that Rising Crust stud at the bakery yet?"
>>7861828"squirt"? that doesn't sound like a name she'd-wait.APPLEJAAAAACK!
>>7861819>>7861796About what?Anon DT and SS are have only one role. Be the bullies. There's nothing else to them. Both are bullies who can only do one thing in the show: Pick on the CMC. Further more there's almost no difference between the two of them besides how they look.
>>7861864You honestly expect a one-dimensional character to stay that way in here? I don't think so.
>>7861848Haha, oh fuck.I read it in her voice too.
>>7861836oh godoh god I can hear it
>>7861896>>7861836>tfw you were the first to point it out>tfw someone DID see itYou're welcome.
>>7861836>women telling men what a man is supposed to dopet peeve rage rising
>>7861747>>7861769Well? You gonna say it or not?
>>7861877No but we have characters with more personality, more screen time and so on.Let's try somethingDescribe Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as they are in the show.Now describe them again as they are in the greentext stories
>>7861914You'd know what to do without her telling you - if you were a real man.
>>7861917Decided it wasn't worth ithave some giant tits insteadTRIGGER WARNING: GIANT TITS
>>7861925>expecting logical reasons why MLPG does what it does
>>7861937I don't begrudge GR his love of big ole titties, but I do wish he'd draw her with more natural-sized ones from time to time - just for the rest of us.
>>7861898>Applebloom and her friends come trotting in>they start prancing around you and your project partner>"Golden has a girlfriend, Golden has a girlfriend!"
>>7861933I'd tell her to fuck herself with the work end of a rake.
>>7861958now you're just trying too hard
>>7861937fuck you, now I have that song stuck in my head