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Old horse: >>7852803
Discuss Bacon-Hair
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first
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>>7857918

Scoots is the best.

Well, best toots
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>>7857804
He'll come back.

In our darkest hour, when all hope is lost thee angels will start singing as the sun rises above and from the distance we'll see him. We'll see Tess coming with requests in one hand and Twirity in the other...

You'll see. Just wait and you'll see

;_;
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not second
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I don't care for bacon-hair.
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Babs Seed should hang with Gilda.

also, did anon finish that B-17 plane pinup of human Gilda?
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What kind of spell does Twilight have to create in this horseshit episode?


What do you think it is?

And nothing like 'hur obviously it's a reversal spell'

>Alters the destines of her friends.
Oh shit, I think this is the leaked ruined ponyville episode.
What if the Rainboom never happened?!
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she always makes me think about this guy
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>>7857965

Ahh SHIT bro.

I wish someone could join this gif with that one from requiem for a dream
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>>7857966
>VLC

C'mon Tex
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>>7857966
Tex pls
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>>7857948
Why do you want me to react to that picture and text combination?

It's still adorable.
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>>7857950

there ain't no cavalry coming, son.
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Babs is so goddam ugly. I just hate her so much. Her accent, her hair, her fat face, her smug expression, her disgusting freckles, and her too-wide mouth that sits too far up on her head. Hopefully we never see her again.
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>>7857966
come on Tex
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corsets are my favorite
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Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like, on jupiter and mars.

In other words, hold my hand, in other words, baby kiss me
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>>7857997

Its only adorable because I cropped out the whole 'babs sitting on a dildo pleasuring herself'.

Youre welcome.
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>>7857995
I'm not good at computer. What would you have me use?
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>>7857971

I-I'm gonna whack it!
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>>7857950
>Posted 1 month ago
Anon...he's dead...Just please accept it. It's over. He ain't coming back
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>>7858027

Use VCL and become a furry.
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Fastdress.
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>>7857918WOWZA WOWZA
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>>7858027
Media Player Classic is usually a good choice, Tex.
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>>7858028
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>>7857982
>Twilight alters her friends destinies by changing their cutie marks
>Rainboom never happens
Woah, woah, like you're thinking she fucks up the present by casting a spell that affects the past?

That would be cool. Time travel hijinks and stuff. Not happening though.
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Have we fanonized what Bab's vag tastes like yet?
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>>7858019
>baby kiss me
it's >darling kiss me
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>>7858037
I remember that site

i fapped to so much shitty furry porn
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>>7858019
anon pls
pls
at this rate i'm going to start feeling something for that horse, and then I'll just feel like an idiot
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>>7858027
Media player classic
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>>7858053

Nope, he's right. How can you not even remember the first couple lyrics?
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>>7858064

>tfw you remember Mysterious Mr. Glenn.

;_;
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>>7858050
Yeah, like this is the biggest fuck up she has managed to date.
She fucks with the fucking timelines.
None of the girls become friends.
No Elements.
Although this will make explaining NMM a little awkward.
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oh god I posted outside of the MLPG, I was in the wrong thread for too long without knowing it
Whats the slowest, most painful method of suicide to restore my honor
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>>7858053
inb4 it's baby kiss me in some pathetic remix from some black rapper...
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>>7858084
Without them nobody stopped NMM.
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>>7858087
Posting in MLPG until the end
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>>7858064
am I the only one that remembers renchan?
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>>7858019
I really liked the Bayo remix.
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>>7858091

>being this retarded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFBRJFN3p8
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>>7858031
>>7858008
SHUT UP
HE'S COMING BACK

He's alive. He'll come back.

He's my inspiration
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>>7858087
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>>7858087
Become a drawfag
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>>7858087
I'm guessing you thought you were on a different board from what I saw, so it's understandable.
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>>7858026
That's disgusting.

Thank you.
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>>7858087
death by burning
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>>7858029
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>>7858116
Lucy pls
pls
There's no agents in the real life
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Oh god it's February now. When did that happen how did I not notice where did all of January go I celebrated New Year's just a few weeks ago oh god
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>>7858122

Yeah no problem. Im here for us anon, for us.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNspAtkENas
Best 3 hours of my life
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>>7858087
What thread was it?
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>>7856844
>On an unrelated note has there ever been a discord/Texanon picture?

I dont think so. So I decided to try my hand at one.
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I'm going to go pretend to snuggle with a pony
Which one should it be?
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>>7858120
>>7858117
I thought it was MLPG, I never post with my trip anywhere else, because tripcodes are for jerks.
I followed a link from an old MLP general and left it open without reading it
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>>7858169
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>>7852803

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>>7858158

OMG OMG OMG.


I fucking love FiW, I am glad they are not as dead as communism.
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>>7858009
Babs is so goddam hot. I just love her so much. Her accent, her hair, her fat face, her smug expression, her cutefreckles, and her nice, wide mouth that sits at just the right spot on her head. Hopefully we see her again.
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>>7858182
That's an excellent choice. Thank you, anon.
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>>7858186
Twilight Princess pls go
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>>7858169
how about this one?
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>>7858172
But we don't do that whole continuous snapshots of our screens thing, do we?
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>>7858169
Sweetie Belle.
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>>7858101
>Twilight fucks up time
>Nobody becomes a friend
>Everyone has a shitty job
>NMM takes over Equestria
>The Elements of Harmony are destroyed
>Discord's sculpture cracks and he's out
>Crysalis is just "ew" and doesn't go near that shit

Okay, okay, that would be a MAJOR fuck up. That is well better than I'd expect them to do.
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>>7858158
OH SHIT
IT'S STILL ON

THANK YOU BASED GRIFFIN AND JENNY
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>>7858166
Neat.
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>>7858194
>That gif
oh god
yes
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>>7858019

watch the sky for me
watch the night
i'll be there for you in starlight
as your feet touch the ground
i'll be floating along
watch the sky for me tonight
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>>7858199
Twilight Princess was a good game bro
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>>7858158
WHERE'S FIW8 teaser1??????????
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>>7858194
What a terrible opinion, it's all wrong.
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>>7858211
I would fuck everything in that picture at least twice simultaneously
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>>7858204

I cannot read that in any other way then in a robot voice.
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>>7858208
If Twilight would have fucked up Celestia would have slapped NMM's shit and Discord would have never escaped
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>>7858203
Here was actually the first time I saw it, thought I guess the last time I saw it was back on /co/
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I like when pone has heart's in their eyes. It's pretty kawaii
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>>7858220
>you'll never be Celestia's sunshine
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>>7858245
Nigga, its kawaii as fuck
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>>7858231
You're opinion is objectively shit. Fuck off, nerd.
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>That feel when fading away from pony at a rapid pace
>No motivation to even do pony art

I'M ALMOST FREE GUYS. I'M ALMOST THERE.
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>>7858231
your waifu is shit!
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>>7858245
it makes me sad
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>>7858214
You'd think Lyra would interact more with texanon.
Maybe.
Perhaps.
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>>7858246

the sunshine warms the earth because Celestia's lovers are in it. because their love is in it.
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>>7858220
I'm watching...
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>>7858272
:(
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>>7858246
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine...
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>>7858268
freedom is terrible anon
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>>7858211
>an upstanding Dayguard forced to fraternize with filthy nightlifers
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>>7858238
Really now? And just why is that?
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>>7858208
Man, why do we keep making this trainwreck of an episode sound fucking awesome?

What if Starswirl gets in this?
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BUTTS
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Dancing pone.
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>>7858158
Jenny sounds different

Cuter
And a better singer
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>>7858262
Hey, if you're into fat ugly fillies, go for it.
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>>7858050
Kinda funny how she fucks up others ponies lives and then becomes a Princess.
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>>7858290
You're sounding awfully Golden Saints v Dark Seducers...
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>>7858290
I like how the two ponies can't hold the cards because they don't have hands so they just lay them on the table
Must make bluffing hard as hell
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>>7858294
I hope we never get another mention of Starswirl again so that all the people going on about him are eternally disappointed
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>>>/g/31177363
MLPG confirmed for highest post rate outside of /b/ and /vg/.

Neat I guess.
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>>7858211
>A new recruit walks in and they all start chittering like bats to one another just to mess with him.
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>>7858315
i hope you step on a lego
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>>7858314
That's assuming they're playing poker and not some other game
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>>7858299
Looks good so far. Seems like you stopped halfway through.

>>7858275
I'd draw it if I had more motivation. I hardly did anything today.
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>>7858315
Anonymous, tell me your name so I may rub it in your face when he turns out to be important in some way
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>>7858314
I think they just threw them down because the hand was over. But that idea is cuter
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>>7858277
I would keep that light burning bright for as long as I live
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>>7858277
The sun is powered by the souls of Celestia's "lovers?"
Is that like becoming a bride to the volcano god?
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>>7858315
>Everyone sees him as some badass of magic.
>He was actually a crazed hobo but the rantings he scribbled did make for some interesting spells.
Like that crazy old man in grabbity balls
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>>7858278

rest assured, reader, that my time here has not been easy, and what you have just seen was not fiction. although, in many a desperate moment, i most certainly wish it had been. it's over for now, it seems--or at least, until yesterday begins again, tomorrow.
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>>7858339

It's only about half-done. I have to do it again for the other legs' cycle.
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>>7858321
oh wow
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>>7858298
>celestia caught you staring again
what do
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>>7858349
Maybe they have a strict honesty code, and they trust the other players not to peek
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>>7858321
DAAAAMN
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>>7858385
Keep staring.
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>>7858285
my heart
don't do this to me anon
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>>7858321

Jesus. That's insane.
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>>7858321

We big leagues now.
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>>7858396
If you stare directly into it, you'll go blind
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Would you a Gleaming Shield?
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>>7858285
>>7858246
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>>7858367
but what can we do?
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>>7858420

Where are the crotchtits?
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>>7858418
Mom said that about fapping.
And I have yet to see that happen...
Why are the lights gone?
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>>7858321
>highest reply thread derpy thread
i'm okay with this
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>>7858438
>fat scoots
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E-En serio?
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>>7858321
We're also faster than most of /b/ and /vg/
only 6 threads are above us
>>>/g/31177841
Oh, apparently hsg is above us too.
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>>7858420
>TWILY
>I'M A PRINCESS TOO TWILY
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>>7858441
It's only because of EL EPIC GETO on the OP
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>>7858321
Awesome
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>>7858420
So hard. Even harder if she remembers being male and is embarrassed about it. I would emasculate her so hard, pounding her until she's quivering, and running my hands over all of her female anatomy, reminding her what she's become.
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>>7858451
FUCK YOU

STOP SAYING THAT
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>>7858460
>reading the thread
you obviously didn't
1 jackass posting get shit isn't a thread

also the tracy thread is top 4
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>>7858448
I bet all the fillies make fun of her
and all the colts want to feel her
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What did you eat today that you shoulnd't have?
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>>7858364

when a mortal falls in love with a god, and this love is returned, there is power in that union. not enough to bring about the mortal's apotheosis--the process by which he becomes a god--but enough to keep him from dying entirely. though a god's lover's body may die, the soul lingers. the soul, the love, dwells in whatever aspect the god most represents.

when one of Celestia's lovers dies, there is a brief moment when the sun fades: her heart breaking from the pain of losing yet another lover. a dead sky under a black sun. but then, as quickly as it came, the sun comes back, burning even brighter than before: the soul of her lover dwelling in hers, forever, reminding her that the world hasn't ended, and there will be a tomorrow.
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>>7858420
no.
how about best alicorn princesses instead?
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>>7858451
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Trigger Warning: Not pony, Gravity Falls.
Entertainment Weekly just uploaded 2 clips for the newest Gravity Falls episode, Boss Mabel!

http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/31/gravity-falls-returns-with-new-episodes-and-mabel-as-the-boss-video/

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>>7858464
now finger it.
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Choose your destiny, mlpg
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>>7858453

If you didn't know, this is one of the MANE reasons mootykins kept us. We provide a LOT of revenue
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>>7858082
>Mysterious Mr. Glenn.
oh shit.

Is there anyone else who remembers Nicobay so many fucking commisions
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>>7858498

So...she is a soul eater?
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>>7858505
I can't read that in a plain spanish voice. Every time I read spanish its in the voice of the Univison soccer announcers.
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>>7858506
NEW EPISODE WHEN
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>>7858514
The right one
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>>7858514
I get rid of both of them and encourage democracy
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>>7858531
>Nicobay
I remember.
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>>7858531

>nicobay

I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER
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>>7858531
>tfw nico tried to commission me
>tfw he wanted gay porn of his pokemon oc thing
>tfw i only draw straight
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>>7858506
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>>7858457
>A young Twilight Sparkle uses a duplication spell to get ahead in her schoolwork
>Shining Armor comes in to tell her that dinner is ready
>He's used to her messing around with magic but he's not ready for this
"T-Two Twilies!?"
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>>7858464
>My Little Pony: Foal Sitting Is Fun
>Motional Sensing Daycare Game
>You take care of fillies and colts
>You feed them
>You clean up after them
>You play with them
>You wash them

I wouldn't dare play that but I'd watch someone play it.
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>>7858506
They call her boss.
They call her boss.
She's a Boss.
Boss Mabel.
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>>7858514
I choose twily
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>>7858531
>Nicobay
>That fucking pokemon thing was everywhere
>I even fapped to it a few times
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>>7858506

Stram when dooks?
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>>7858546

Oh REALLY?
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>>7858506
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>>7858543
Sounds like it. She keeps hopelessly falling in love, and then devouring that lover's soul at the end of their life

Who knows how many tormented screams echo in vain within her?
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>>7858557
Are you saying he... wasn't prepared for this?
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>>7858514
grow old with her
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I want to groom a horse. I have never been around horses before and it would seem like it would be fun!
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>>7858575
that gif needs to not repeat.
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>>7858506
I'M HYPE
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>>7858545
>>7858568
Episode airs February 15th, so if Disney on Demand is still a thing, stram could be one day before, or two.
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>>7858506
>That previous post.
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>>7858506
I miss gravity falls
When is it coming back?
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>>7858268
>Well my friends, now. They take it as their self-ap-point-ed du-ty.
>To tell me, yeah. That all m l p does is use-me.
>And my answer, oh my answer, to all that-a use me stuff.
>Is. I-i-i-i-i-i-wanna spread the new, if it feels this good bein' used,

>then just keep on us-in' me.......
>until you use me up.
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>>7858606
>ani/mlp/huckers
what the fuck
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>>7858543

no. she gains now energy from it, and there is no consumption. she is more like a lightningrod, and her lovers' spirits lightningbolts.

they would float through an aether if not for her, because their love for Celestia keeps them alive--after a fashion--after death. but with her, they have a purpose.
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>>7858606
Horses smell bad anon, being around them isn't very pleasant
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>>7858606
I hope you'll do it under the direction of an experienced hand
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>>7858622
>not knowing that
are you new?
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>>7858615
>forgot picture
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>>7858497
some leftover apple mush
it was unusually bitter so I added some cinnamon
I'm in pain
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>>7858620
read the link
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>>7858211
>you will never draw this well
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Baked that stallion a pie. Stallions love pies...
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>>7857965
What does the background zoom-out here

I would think they would zoom-in with the rest of the shot
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>>7858611
if you say so
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>>7858497

god bloat porn is so hot
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>>7858625
If be "aether" you mean "afterlife," yes, Celestia does keep them from floating around in that
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>>7858498
that sounds like a heavy burden for anyone. even her
what keeps her coming back?
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>>7858622
They also go by nor/mlp/eople, clopniggers, and a slew of other names.
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>>7858647
Why not? It's just show style with single color shading.
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>>7858634
I think the new sweater is my favorite one so far.
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>>7858506
Yes, yesh, YEAH! I cannot wait for this to show up!
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>>7858654

It's supposed to be some psychological thing
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>>7858654
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom
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>>7858654
for dramatic effect
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>>7858625
what about Luna's lovers?
...has she even had any?
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>>7858647
>you will never carboncopy someone else's drawing style
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>>7858655
fuckin saved
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>>7858654
Because Babs is feeling smaller so the world is getting larger around her.
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>>7858647

I already draw that well

I will never color that well

And frankly that's kind of sad.
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>>7858648
Applejack can get many stallions because she can bake many pies
Rainbow Dash cannot bake pies, and so cannot get any stallions

Poor Rainbow Dash
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>>7858571
Yes really. Your sister is so much better is not even funny.
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>>7858683
She's has a few lunar dildoes
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>>7858658
It depends on what she's bloated with
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>>7858662

yes, but the on-earth afterlife, not the "Pearly Gates" afterlife. the power from a god's love elevates them to something above a mortal, but something beneath a god. without the god, they'd just be ghosts.

that's not the only way to make a ghost, but it's the most reliable.
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>>7858497

EPA certified-ingestible 100% food-textured hot dog product.
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>>7858709
unf
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>>7858514
...Do I really have to choose?
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>>7858695
God that capture anxiety so much. ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE THE EYES. SO AWARE THEY ARE STARING DIRECTLY INTO YOU, JUDGING EVERY ACTION YOU DO AND DON'T DO.
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>>7858735
STACKABLE PRINCESSES ARE NOT FOR FUCKING
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IT'S TIME

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

http://www.fosterandpartners.com/News/492/Default.aspx
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>>7858497
I've hardly eaten anything today
I'm worried about my eating habits
I should probably go to the store to get some food but I'm too lazy
is this depressing
I'm scared
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>>7858735
Where is princess Twily?
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>>7858748
BUT FUCKABLE PRINCESSES™ ARE
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>>7858751
JOHN MADDEN
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>>7858751

Guys what if bronies establish an actual luna republic?
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>>7858671
For me it was the crossed fingers one, or this one.

>>7858696
We're on the opposite spectrum, m8 ;_;
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>>7858758
Earning her wings.
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>>7858654
>Hasn't seen Vertigo
Wow
What a pleb

Hasn't even studied Hitchcock
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>>7858771
Then I'd encourage the rest to follow him and leave earth.
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>>7858771
nuke the moon, it's the only way to be sure™
>>
Wait a minute.

That FiW teaser was a restricted video. How the fuck did you get access to it?

More importantly, how did seth get access to it

Is seth browsing these threads?? Like he used to do?
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>>7858757
Welcome to being an artist: sometimes you just forget to eat because you're so into what youre doing.

Other times you can't afford to eat.
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>>7858795
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>>7858751
WE MOONBASE NOW
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>>7858648
Then she realised that pegasi stallions have very small dicks.
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>>7858796
who gives a fuck?
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>that feel when you take a nap thinking "oh I'll get food when I wake up" and then when you wake up there's snow everywhere.
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TWILY

TWILY MY RUMP

MY RUMP TWILY

TWILY
ᵐʸ ʳᵘᵐᵖ
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>>7858757
dude

eat
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>>7858757
EAT SOMETHING YOU LAZY ASSHOLE

Go to the store and buy a chocolate bar. It'll make you feel better, unless you're lactose intolerant, then you deserve to starve.
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>>7858683
I bet that seeing her sis suffer and having to occasionally cover her shame for her has left Luna a bit gunshy about trying out love.

Although, seems like she might be raising a proper lover to meet the need now that things have calmed down a bit. A strapping fellow with a seductive British accent...
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>>7858806
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>>7858811
At least you don't have to deal with 30 below every night and morning.
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>>7858809

I am an inquisitive type.
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>>7858811
>Living in a shithole where it snows
You deserve it
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>>7858751
the moon is smalltime

terraform mars when
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>>7858710

candied bacon.

>"ooh... i'm so full, anon~"

would you have sex with Pinkie while she was stuffed like that, her belly all bloated and round, almost like she was pregnant? would you press your weight down on her, making her feel just how full she is? would you like hearing her make cute little squeals halfway between pain and pleasure, unable to decide which one she's feeling more acutely?
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>>7858812
what is that, halo?
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>>7858812
go to bed, lamar.
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>>7858829
Celsius or Fahrenheit?
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>>7858840
>not living where it snows
>not having a winter round up

Pleb as fuck
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>>7858795
>>7858806
FUCK YOU GUYS

THIS IS WHAT US SUPERIOR MOON WALKERS THINK OF YOUR SHITTY PLANET.
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>>7858856
Kelvin
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>>7858801
but I hardly even art

>>7858824
uh, I guess I could pour myself some chocolate milk
is that good enough?

>>7858814
god fine
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>>7858847
I would do those things, Anon. You know me so well.
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>>7858856
Fahrenheit.
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>>7858866
Hubbes
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>>7858827
This show man. This fucking show.

You guys remember Slicer in this show? What if someone manage to do that with pony in real life?
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>>7858841
Anon.

3D printers are becoming portable bases.

Imagine, in the future, 3D printing orbital shipyards.
IMAGINE THE GLORIOUSNESS OF IT
IMAGINE

WE JUST
PRINT
GIANT STARSHIPS
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>>7858888


I WANT TO SHOVE YOUR HORN INTO MY URETHRA
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>>7858825
just hope she's ready for what comes after...
unlike her big sis I don't think she'd take it as well
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unf
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http://dr-indecent.tumblr.com/image/41974139477

http://dr-indecent.tumblr.com/image/41974139477http://dr-indecent.tumblr.com/image/41974139477
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>>7858825
But what about when he dies? i doubt she'll take it well.
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>>7858923
u-meh
>>
Why aren't you unfing mlpg?
>>
http://fluency723.tumblr.com/image/42007426353
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>>7858939
I'm too busy scienceing.
What are you doing with your life.
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>>7858898
>MCVs are now a reality
ffffffffuck yes
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>>7858923
>http://dr-indecent.tumblr.com/image/41974139477
And then Crysalis lures him into her bedchamber
Then drains him of all his love.
The best way to a stallion's heart is through his cock though.
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>>7858954
I'm studying while fapping to horses
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>>7858952
>caption
0/10
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>>7858975
...what are you doing with your life.
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>>7858870

the only thing she likes more than getting full and round and swollen is having a nice, big cock plumb her depths and mush her insides about. she wants to be fucked until her stomach hurts. she wants to have her belly squeezed by strong hands. she wants to suck on something while she gets it hard. she wants to be a good little piggy.
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>>7858939
>>7858939
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>>7858957
My ultra nigga.

We Tiberium now.
>>
Do not chase dreams... Seek the void
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>>7858988
I really don't understand stuff like this.
>>
WOWZA WOWZA

WHAT WE GONNA DO
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>>7858984
Sounds to me like he's living the dream.
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>>7858952
>http://fluency723.tumblr.com/image/42007426353
>that nose
its like kevinsano yoshi days but worse.
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>>7858812


W-we CoD now?
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>>7859013
Of course you don't. Even people who have fetishes don't normally understand why they have them, and they've thought about it a lot more than people who don't share their fetishes.
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>>7859056
sure
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>>7859036
kevin doesnt even have that problem anymore
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>>7859056
Game is fucking terrible.

All of them.
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>>7859013

your cooperation is not necessary. you will be assimilated.
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>>7858923
>marecunts
all of my yes
>>
Any good recent fapfics?
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>>7859099
What do you think of halo?
>>
>mfe Blops 2 multiplayer screen actually has fucking dubstep playing
>mfw I have no face
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>>7859099
Hey
Fuck you

CoD 1 2 and 4 were good
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>>7859117
Combat evolved was my entire young teenage life.
So many memories.
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>>7858993
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>>7859115
well, it's not really a fapfic, but with any luck your boner won't be able to tell the difference
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>>7859086

>not finishing the cutie mark

It's not that hard, you have 16 more layers
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>>7858923
http://25.media.tumblr.com/477b762c765b2cad9ccc074ced605a5b/tumblr_mh5i8vfN781rlcwizo1_1280.png

>that retarded lip bite
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>>7859148
I can't unf to this
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>>7859148

FUCK YOU PINKIE
>>
Remember you were disgusted at horseporn
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Can't wait for Alicorn Twily. She's going to be so adorable.
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>>7859165
I still find real horse porn gross
I never found cartoon horse porn gross
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>>7859165
>implying im not now
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>>7859155

>sorry was bussy gettinh showered
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>>7859151

>Anonymous 11

Shit, he's still here?
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>>7859165

I've been into horse porn for 12 years
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>>7859165
Pepperidge farm remembers.
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>>7859178
>season 4
>alicorn twi and the new baby princess OC thing
>mane 5 are background ponies now
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>>7859197
Apparently.
Fortunately.
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>>7859178
I'll fucking kill Hasbro if she's going to be wearing shit all the time
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>>7859178
not if she looks like that
that's fucking disgusting
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would you?
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>>7859165
I wasn't. That is how I got here 2 years ago.
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wat do
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>>7859115

IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING FAPFICS WHY DO YOU NOT JUST GO TO THE MLPG FETISH DROPBOX YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT
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>>7859230
Yes.

I would lovingly cuddle that adorable pone.
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>>7859230
Give him the spaguettios
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>>7859197
How can you tell? And who the hell is that?
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>>7859230
sure, i'd make her spaghettios
how am I her uncle though?
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>>7859249
grab knife

throw self in front of oncoming train
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>>7859230

>Spaghetti-os

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
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>>7859249
gotta run gotta bail
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>>7859250
where is it?
>>
>>7859214

Thankfully.
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>>7859253
Doesn't look like a him to me.
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>>7859250
>heroku will never update again
>the feelbooru project is dead
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>>7859230
If that colt was a good boy, I would give him some spagettios. Otherwise, its flavorless porridge.
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>>7859250
because I don't like fetishes
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>>7859253

I'M SPAGHETTIUS
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>>7859230
>You will never spoil your pony by feeding him whatever he wants.
>You will never wind up with a fat lazy piece of shit that doesn't want to get a job when it reaches adulthood.
He's still getting the spaghettios either way.
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>>7859222
she will still live in treebury
she will say to other ponies all the time to treat her like they would normally
she would tell them to not bow to her.
she will not have guards
it will be shit.
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>>7859260
Because his/her parents passed away, and Old Farmer Jenkins was ready to put this one down because he/she was the runt of the litter.

But you stepped in and promised to raise the little fella yourself. You've been "Uncle Anon" ever since.
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>>7859271
Also yes.
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>>7859303
My worry is the crown and hoove thingies.
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>>7859250
What about screencapped greentexts?
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>>7859316

fucking Farmer Jenkins, man. we should kill him before he decides to reenact a horror film on our asses.
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>>7859222
Yeah the Royal look does not suit Twilight for an all time thing
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>>7859276
>>7859260
>her
i think that's Krautpone
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>>7859332
will this do?
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well, so much for that...
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>>7859254

Look at the very last post.

He writes greentexts for us - and apparently quite a lot of them. Best known for a Lyra/Anon greentext that inspired MSOB to run LyraQuest, but plenty of others too, like this one.

And then he vanishes into the aether again.
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>>7859384
aw shit
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>>7859164
best not tempt her
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>>7859164
>FUCK YOU PINKIE
I don't think so
>>
we ded
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>>7859384
i need that picture, please/
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>>7859447
Who is your favorite Background character?
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>>7859466
the ded one
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>>7859466
I like this one
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>>7859384
Every time.
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>>7859466
Rarity
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>>7859466
These 2.
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>>7859530
my nigga
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>>7859530
>>7859543
I want more art of all of them.

Why do we never get any more art of them.
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>>7859530
>>7859543
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>>7859503
It was quite sad to lose her. After watching an episode, I'd go back to try and find her.

>>7859511
Woah, it's been a while since I've seen a Rose fan. Why do you like her, Anon?

>>7859523
Shame she didn't get an episode this season. She did quite well in the Scoot's nightmare episode.

>>7859530
>>7859543
>>7859577
>>7859571
We got something started, cool.
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>>7859530
>>7859543
>>7859571
>>7859577

Awwww sheeeeit
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HOLY SHIT NEW PICTURE FROM THE FINALE OF TWILIGHT WITH CELESTIA'S WINGS AND CUTIE MARK
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>>7859599
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suddenly twins out of fucking nowhere
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>>7859617
By my gods and emperor i hate that fucking face.
Even more than i hate googly eyes.
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>>7859606
>nanaki_dick.jpg
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>>7859606
>>
So are Flitter and Cloudchaser sisters? I never thought about that.
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>>7859655
We don't know, but it's the preferred fanon.
>>
http://smarebooru.booru.org

goddamn this is going to take a lot of effort, isn't it
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>>7859655
just look at them.
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>>7859655

They're called "The Twins."

You tell me.
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>>7859606
The fuck is this?
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>>7859671
Huh
Neat
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>>7859655
Can you draw them cuddling sexually please?
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>>7859653
Fuck you bitch.

We were fine with 2 princesses.
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>>7859637

>hating googly eyes

LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
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>>7859722
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>>7859706
Sounds like someone is the princess of angry town.
>>
Penko Pa?
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>>7859705
Fuck you.

>>7859655
Nonsexually.
>>
who are you...?
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>>7859722
I CAN'T SEE SHIT.
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>>7859384
Some greentexts are too awkward to read when you helped make them
>>
Which pony likes ice cubes
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Silly anons
Ponies aren't for sexually
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>>7859738
When everyone is princesses who will be in charge?
Will there be princesses of princesses. Like double princesses?
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>>7859749
FUCK OFF
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>>7859766
Dash.
Imagine running an ice cube over her hot flank after she gets done with a workout.
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>>7859774
but how else am I supposed to have children with my waifu?
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>>7859763
never stopped me before
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>>7859774
TOO BAD
I'M SEXUALLY MY CARTOON PONY WAIFU RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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>>7859786
2princess?
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>>7859774
Then explain why TAW's fic of them was so fucking hot?
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>>7859786
Anon that's 2princess4me
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>tfw no qt pone stram
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>>7859808
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>>7859808
>>7859819
lmao 2princess
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>>7859792
>"H-Hey! No foolin' around back there! I asked you to cool me off, not get me off!"
>>
Would you guys really sex a pony?

Like seriously

Your 2nd favorite pony just appeared on your bed

Willing

Seriously
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>>7859808
>>7859819
DEM FUCKIN PONES MANG
DEM FUCKIN PONES
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>>7859802

i can cut your dick off.
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>>7859840

>2nd favourite
>Twily

Fuck yes.
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>>7859840
I am unable to resist
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>>7859840
>Twilight
Like the fist of the north star
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>>7859840

>sexing Diamond Tiara

But shes a filly
Fillies are ESPECIALLY not for sexually
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>>7859840
>2nd favorite

She better be ready because she's about to get fucked so hard her eyes will straighten.
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>>7859840
>2nd favorite
No, I don't love her, sexing her would be wrong
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>>7859840
No
My heart belongs to my waifu. If my second pony appears that means there's a way to Equestria
And since my second favorite pony is Twily who is an alicorn that is also the element of magic I'm going with her

SAYONARA FUCKERS
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>>7859860

FUCK YEAH WE CLOUD KICKER NOW
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I would only ever nonsexually ponies.
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>>7859840
I dunno...
Such a hard choice
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>>7859857
she won't tell anyone if you don't
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>>7859840
>Twilight
Yes. Yep. 10/10 maybe
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>>7859879
>mfw
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I don't want to sex the poines, just smell them in their sleep.
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>>7859879
NO

SHE DOESNT HAVE AN ASS OF DEPLETED URANIUM
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>>7859879
>>7859896
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>>7859867
Good choice
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>>7859883
like hell!
I've seen this story before, I know how it ends. she'll be able to make any unreasonable demand she pleases on threat of telling her father.
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>>7859897
Not Creepy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNspAtkENas
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>>7859857

oh, anon. i'm old enough to do all kinds of things. like tell daddy on you if you don't do what i want you to. i guess you could say you're caught between a rock and a soft place, huh, anon?
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I would rather sex a humanized pone
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>>7859880

>"Now YOU get to be cute too!"
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Bout to start streaming coloring some of the Venture Bros stuff Corwin did, if anyones interested.
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>>7859917
Mind controlling talisman

Works like a charm
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>>7859928
called it.
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>>7859928

But if you WERE to do it with her, what'd stop her telling him anyway? It's Lose-Lose.
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>>7859949
In one of them you get to fuck a pony.
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>>7859928
joke's on you being a little girl's sex slave is my fetish.
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>>7859879
>>7859896
>>7859906

fuck yeah
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>>7859928
>select your gun
>now select your horse
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>>7859949
Really?

You get to fuck her
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>>7859928
...
Why would I care?
He's not my boss. I'm friends with national heroes
ONE OF THEM IS A PRINCESS
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>not sexually with Diamond Tiara

Afraid you won't last long enough?
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>>7859928
anon, you shouldn't use your powers for evil
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>>7859981
I'd rather silver spoon
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>>7859981
I'm afraid I'll smash her for being a controlling cunt.
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>>7859949

she won't tell. as long as you keep obeying her, too the letter, she won't tell.
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>>7859981
make her a human and we'll talk
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>>7859981
Is she afraid she may enjoy it too much?
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>>7859946
And how!
Then again, this is Fluttershy. Dangling a trinket on a bit of string might no work on stronger-willed ponies
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>"Diamond-- what are you doing--? Please, get off--!"
>"Don't mind if I do~"
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>>7859941
>>7859941
>>7859941
http://www.livestream.com/elslowmo

Going to be listening to more Hotline Miami, so feel free to mute if you don't like it.
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>>7859989

You're not man enough to beat her shit in the way she likes.
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>>7859929
Hope you have a strong pelvis
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>>7859989

oh, don't worry, you'll get her too. Diamond's going to make you fuck Silver Spoon in public.
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>>7860021
I'd be mad but I loved that fucking fanfic.
>>
>all these replies saying they would have sex with a pony

I wonder how 2010 MLPG would feel
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>>7860003
u-unf
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Would you a pony version of you?
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>Berry Punch realizes humans have this in their world.
>Suddenly Lyra finds herself not the only one who wants to be around humans.
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>>7860039
Only if it's genderbent and humanized
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Rei will you continue this series?
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>>7860039
what i don't even

no

why do

fuck
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>>7860021
well of course not, I'd never hit a lady even if she asked.

unless you mean spanking, well sometimes they deserve it
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>>7859959
Why didn't Cloudkicker get the same treatment as Derpy?
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>>7860039
No.

But I hope pony version of me is a pegasus.
That way we can do cool shit.
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>>7860039
Force him to take me to Equestria?
Of course.
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>>7860053

"Wait - you mean you can make fries AND vodka out of these?! I... I love potatoes...!"
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>>7860068

Derpy came first
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>>7860027
not even close
I'd rather a princess anyways. or a Ponk.
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>>7860031
What;s ut called?
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>>7860068
Because she doesn't upset the politically pussy crowd. .
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>>7860021
can I be abuse-buddies with ss?
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>>7860039
Yes, and even if it was the same gender.
Tho, I'm not gay. it just with pony it kind of different... yet I still would prefer r63 of me of course.
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>>7860068

Because Yamino went for the easiest target.
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>>7860085
Shame that comic wasn't finished, just when it was getting good.
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>>7860086
http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=42022

the guy has built a whole stupid fanon world around this concept; tarnished silver is the first, and probably the best one.
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>>7859974
Actually that makes me think...Rarity is fucking buried in gems. Fuck that tiny gems was worth the most and she had a saddle full of them.

Wouldn't she be richer than Filthy Rich?
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>>7860080
Why is Sweetie such a cutie
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>>7860117
you mean there's more?
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>>7860036

Proud.
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>>7860124
IMO Sweetie is the least cute of the 3 in this pic. I'm a scootaloo kind of dude, but you just can't beat dat AB.
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>>7860064
Do you love yourself enough to fuck yourponyself?
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>>7860124
That looks silly.
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>>7860062
I didn't realize it was a series, but I'll probably draw more ponk like that in the future.
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>>7860029

>You go to a movie
>She has SS sit in your lap
>"If you make any noise, you're going to get us thrown out."
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>>7860131
indeed
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>>7860124

Retards are always cute.
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>>7860137
How's it hanging Scootabro?
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>>7860124

>little girls in bodysuits
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>>7860003

anon shook, trying to throw her off, but she managed to stay on top of him throughout it, using her body weight to hold him down against the couch as he tried to get up. she grabbed him by the chin and forced his head up, looking into her eyes.

"this is happening with or without you, sweetheart."
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>>7859986
>"Don't make too much noise, or Daddy will hear. You wouldn't want that, would you?~"
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>>7860184
that's rumble, anon.
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>>7860184
>Anon.
>Filename.
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>>7860184
>little girl
>holding down a grown man
Fuck bro what kind of pathetic excuse of a man are you.
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>>7860188
I prefer older women.
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>>7860177
At least it's not ponies with visible belly buttons, making them look like they have the bodies of naked little girls.
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>>7860184

I can't help but think that Rumble would cringingly run his hand up her bare thigh, getting a satisfied smile from DT...

...right before he throws her off of him, leaps off the couch, and seeing no other way out before DT can scream, goes out the open window.
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>>7860192
looks like Phoenix Wright to me.

SHOW HER THE CASE FILE NICK
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>>7860188
>"Yeah, wouldn't want to hear his little girl moan like a little slut."
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>>7860229
Oh man.

That is so perfect.
>>
Which colt is cutest?

>Pipsqueak
>Rumble
>Snails
>Truffle Shuffle
>Snips
>Featherweight
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>>7860249
Featherweight
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>>7860229
>DT sticks her head out of the window and shakes her fist at the fleeing boy
>"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, RUMBLE! NEXT TIME!"
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>>7860249
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>>7860249

>no Inky Colt/Shady Daze
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>>7860156

she always makes SS wear a skirt whenever she goes out with the two of you. and she always makes you wear sweat pants.

"easy access."
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>>7860249

Oh, or
>Lickety Split
I guess maybe
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>>7860246
Only one filly get's to rumble that colt's world
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>>7860270

>Sweatpants

>not making you go commando
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>>7860229
>Meanwhile Flitter and Cloudchaser are fighting over who gets to use the Telescope.
>"Come on! You are hogging it!"
>'Aw yeah, now it's starting to get good... Go for it my little stu- H-HEY, GET OFF ME!'
>I short scuffle latter Cloud Chaser sets the tripod on top of a pinned Flitter.
>"Now lets see the actio- ..."
>'...Well?'
>"H-Hes gone!"
>'WHAT?!'
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>>7860128
http://7nights.tumblr.com/post/33091455886/sincerelymrbear-luna-9-10-luna-dont-worry
Afraid some of the pics got lost.
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>>7860229

"DAMMIT, RUMBLE, I HAVE NEEDS TOO!"
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>>7860295

>implying they wouldn't be baying for DT's blood once they heard what happened
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>>7860276
>DT trying to rape him
>Scoots gone full-yandere for him
poor little guy can't ever catch a break
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>>7860295
That doesn't sound like the twins...
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>you will never a little filly
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>>7860311

>full-yandere

That's a funny way to say Mexican girl in love.
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>>7860323
she's not Mexican!
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>>7860323
>Mexicanloo
That's as shitty as Rumblescoot
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http://miketheusernfsw.tumblr.com/image/42010347963
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>>7860342
Here comes the angry anon who had no childhood.
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>>7860318
You have no idea what those two are wiling to do to the poor boy...
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>>7860276
>>7860246

>Applebloom has to literally pull Scootaloo off of DT after a brutal beatdown and the air turning blue with curses in a garbled mix of Spanish and Unholy Rage.
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>all this RumbLoo

The ship is BabScoot
Get it right.
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>>7860360
...
What
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>>7860342

What are you even doing here, then?
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>>7860363
anon

please
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>>7860363
They just wanted to watch the fun.
>"And I had the camera attachment and everything..."
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>>7860374
>Shipping fillies
>Shipping anything
HAHAHHA you gay dork dicks always crack me up
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>>7860374

All it needs is the quarter, and it'd be a perfect analogue to this one.
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>>7860308

they'd probably try to be polite, at first, just tell Diamond to lay off, in private, quietly.

when that inevitably failed, they'd have to get drastic. "the bitch must die", it was resolved. they'd have to tell her father about Daddy's Little Girl and her.. proclivities.
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>>7860402

>not shipping the canon lesbo with the canon dyke

DYEWTS?
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>>7860405
which one?
how hard?
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>>7860423
>Touching naked butts together makes you gay
HAhAHAH
What kind of childhood did you faggot nerd cocks even have?
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>>7860446
Scoot, babs looks too much like a whore.
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>>7860423
>implying Babs is a lesbo
>implying she's not bullying some shy colt into being her boyfriend

"And you better have flowahs for me tomorrah!"
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>>7860466
>Writing the accent
I hope your waifu gets removed from the show
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>>7860365

>Shady Daze is talking D&D with Featherweight and a couple of his other friends
>"I'm still trying to figure out a good way to go through the Talent tree, but the rules are so gummed-up, it's like gibberish - all I want is a clean explanation of Howling Strike--"
>"YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOORE!!!!"
>he's cut off as Scootaloo rushes DT and decks her dead in the face, sending her sprawling across the floor.
>"--Oh. So that's how it works."
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>>7860477
Jokes on you, my waifu is Derpy
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>>7860466
>when shes with the girls she talks about how hes such a gentlecolt
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>>7860490
>D&D
>Talent tree
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>>7860466
This fandom knows so little about women that it interprets tomboyishness as lesbianism. Don't bother.
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>>7860466
>"I have no idea what that crazy bitch just said..."
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>>7860494
Oh...
I hope your waifu gets removed from the comic too
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>>7860365

"ES MI NOVIO, COMPRENDE, BRUJA? COM-FUCKING-PRENDE?"
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>>7860502
Pls
This fandom interprets standing near each other as lesbianism
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>>7860528
>>7860528
SHE'S SMILING
SHE'S GAY FOR LUNA
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>>7860466

>"I-I dunno what I'm gonna do, Snails! She's gonna kill me someday, I know it!"
>"Awh, Snips - she only gets on yer case like that 'cuz she cares about'cha - that's how girls like her work!"
>"Where'd you learn so much about stuff like that?"
>"...stuff like what?"
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>>7860540
Pfahaha
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>>7860500

I couldn't think of a better way to put it.
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>>7860520
Anon, too far.
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>>7860466
>the little colt starts to actually like her, becoming less reluctant and more affectionate towards her
>she panicks inside when she realizes it - she wasn't anticipating this
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>>7860552
4e is pretty much WoW: The Board Game anyways, right?
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>>7860528

Pones are sexual as fuck
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>>7860446
Babs
we'll see how long that tough front she puts on holds out
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>>7860578

I haven't played 4e. I still have a bunch of 3 and 3.5 rulebooks. And nobody to play with. ;_;
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>>7860578
the grognard hate for 4e blows everything out of proportion.

It's not awful.
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>>7860553
And that Jay makes an ask tumbler for her.
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>>7860578

4e was buttfuck: the game. Literally. Every fight involved you or the monsters getting behind each other because of the flanking bonus.
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>>7860611
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>>7860596
3.5's the best!
I drive like three hours to play when my buddies can get days off at the same time
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>>7860612
Better than Spellcasters: The Game.
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>>7860627
My dream in life is to go on a nature hike with Jay
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>>7860611
Dude the fuck did written accent do to you as a child to become like this?
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>>7860642
Hit Things With Swords While Dickless Whips Up His Plot Spells and Nukes 3.5
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>>7860664
Applejack never called him sugarcube.
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>>7860686
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>>7860657
>>7860657
I want to go to a con he is at and have him sign a case of Hawaiian Punch.
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>>7860523

>Silver Spoon kneels and tries to pick her friend up, but her gesture is shoved away so forcefully that she topples backward herself.
>Diamond Tiara pulls herself off the floor, and fixes her hair, holding a dignified composure despite being bruised and bleeding, and her shirt all but ruined.
>a dense silence hangs in the air, a few people standing around, watching her seethe, before she breaks it.
>"Well? What are YOU staring at?!"
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>>7860692
>You will never hoof bump Applejack
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>>7860686

Rarity never called him darling, either.
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>>7860657

Fuckin' Corwin man.

I love him.
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>>7860704
>you will never hip bump with Applejack
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I WANT TO GET OFF PINKIE'S WILD RIDE
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>>7860719

>She will never sign your bodycast
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>>7860700
>"Dirty money"
>She glares at the crowd, looking for the person who signed their death warrant.
>Can't find the fool.
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>>7860719
>you will never grab applejack by the haunches and play airplane with her
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>>7860719
That shit is more dangerous than Plesioth
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>>7860726

Featherweight books it down the hall.
>>
Is dick cheese edible?
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>>7860721
You'll get off alright~
The ride ends when you reach Sugarcube Corner. Be sure to buy souvenirs.
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>>7860744
Yes
Spread it on crackers
>>
I just don't know anymore...
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>>7860739
>Hes just thankful the flash was off.
>That look was deadly.
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>>7860719

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kI254VsiiM

>you will never listen to this with Applejack
>>
>You will never be Big Mac and fuck both your sisters
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>>7860738
>more dangerous than Plesioth
I-impossible!
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>>7860365

>"H-Hey! Get off of he--"
>Scootaloo stops the assault for one second and one second only, turning to glare at Silver Spoon, who immediately backpedals, her moment of courage long-spent, and takes cover.
>"--n-nevermind!"
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>>7860818
big sisters > little sisters
>>
Just got done reading that Tarnished Silver fic.

Do people really think this kind of shit is hot?
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>>7860823
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>>7860843

There's a Fluffy Pony General out there somewhere.

That should answer your question.
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>>7860843
What?
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>>7860759
Do they sell any special treats?
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>>7860843
Eh, different strokes and all that. I wouldnt beat them up over it.
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Unf.
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>>7860843
What kind of shit was it?
And no, I'm not gonna read it
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>>7860874
Not really
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>>7860818
Couldn't I just...cuddle and love them.
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>>7860874
It's shit and your fetishes are shit.
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>>7860759
>"Nobody every buys souvenirs down here..."
>"And the demons are kinda rude."
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>>7860862

Summary: Silver Spoon leaves home and becomes Rarity's pedo/S&M sex-slave. Rarity is a sex-trafficker and is blackmailing every important person in Equestria and using Sweetie Belle as a pussy-for-rent.
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>>7860888
Nope
Applejack's got needs and Applebloom is a growing filly who is very curious
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>>7860904
That sounds like a terrible fic.
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>>7860904
That's by the Dark Equestria threads right?
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>>7860904
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>7860874
I actually wonder how and if things like this are discussed between friends, or passed over in polite silence

And yes, unf
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>>7860902

YOU HAD ONE JOB, STEVE

CONVINCE THE COUNCIL TO CLOSE THE FUCKING GIFT SHOP, STEVE

ONE JOB
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>>7860925

It is. In content and quality.
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>>7860917
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>>7860851
It's down to a single planet? Did they nerf Plessy in Tri G or something?
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>>7860917
From their own brother, Descartes?
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>>7860841
>you will never be Applejack's little brother
>she'll never make puberty more awkward an embarrassing than it needs to be
>"Ah shucks, little bro, it's natural!" You don't have to go around hiding that thing! I've seen it enough times washing when you were still in diapers!"
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>>7860937
Its either him or that weird Jelly pony
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>>7860937
Descartes has lost touch with reality.

He needs to be put down.
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>roommate doing adderall
>at 12 AM

FUCK YOU I WANT TO SLEEP

ITS FREAKING THURSDAY YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW
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>>7860942
oh god dammit sis
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>>7860937

Tex pls... draw.
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>>7860930
>For some reason he bumbled again and got his license renewed.
>Despite his intentions and the Councils wants.
>He did the impossible and convinced them to renew it.
>A thousand more years.
>That is a hell of a lot of dusting.
>Hah, that pun never gets old!
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>>7860863
You'll love their honey-glazed doughnuts and candied peaches
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Fluttershy's Peach Te
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>>7860405
>>7860446

>Babs takes off her bra
>you can easily fit one of her cups over your head like a hat
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Would pony like YuGiOh?
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>>7860977
>despite increased budget, he is still the only employee of the gift shop
>having the eternity shift means there's still no overtime pay
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>>7861022

Pony only plays magic.
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>>7861019
draw her with baseball caps on her tits
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>>7861013
Oh I'm sure Fluttershy makes a lovely peach tea.

We can go shopping to get all the necessary ingredients and maybe make it together.
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>>7861037
but why would fluttershy want to be tea?
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>>7861031
That pun better have been accidental
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>>7861053

a clerical error.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>7860971
>"Golly washing your sheets again? You must be pent up! Wouldn't hurt you to flush out your silo a bit once in awhile"
>"What? You're a growing boy! I'll give you your privacy; I'll even pretend I can't hear you through the wall!"
>>
I'll probably stream again earlier tomorrow, since it didn't look like anyone showed up.
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>>7861031
What kind of decks would each of the main 6 run?
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>>7861082
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
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>>7861082

NOT.

HELPING.
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>>7861082
>"And I'll pretend I can never hear you going at it for an hour straight."
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>so simple
>so practical
>so Twilight
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>>7861082
> Fapping to your older sister
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>>7861094
>>7861097
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>>7861104
where are the wings?
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>>7861100
More like six.
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>>7861079

today, i want Pinkie to sit on my face.
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>>7861120
She has to earn em.
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>>7861082
>>7861100
she knows exactly what she's doing to you, doesn't she?
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>>7861093

>RD: All Instants and Interrupts, all the time. Gotta go fast.
>Twilight: Technique-heavy decks with weird effects used in unexpected ways, but with a tendency to get manascrewed because she insists on using all five colors. When they DO work, though - holy shit.
>Applejack: Treant Decks.
>Fluttershy: Creature Decks - usually Green, but will also run with a Green/Red Stampede deck
>Rarity: Artifacts - and only the ones with the best artwork
>Pinkie Pie: Unglued/Unhinged
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>>7861106
Whoa, she never said anything about letting you fap to her
She only encourages to fap more so you stop ruining all the good sheets with your "dreamin' creamin'"
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>>7861082
>>7860942
Unf
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>>7861122
I want to be happy today
our wishes can overlap
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Do they put choking hazard warnings on dildo packaging?
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>>7861148
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>>7861145
>"dreamin' creamin'"
big sis pls stop
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>>7861138
HAH
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>>7861141
Twilight runs combo decks and she looks so smug whenever she gets them off. She revels in taking the time to explain why her infinite turn combo works.
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>>7861141
>Half of Pinkie's deck is Pokemon cards
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>>7861161
ugh
it would be so much better without that nasty dick in the way
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>>7861185
The dick is the only thing remotely not disgusting about that picture.
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>>7861160
I want to keep the shenanigans up.
but that means I have to clean!
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>>7861019

>You will never do Babs a favor and get flashed for ten seconds in return
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>>7861202
That's funny joke.
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>>7861161
it's so ugly
please put something over it

captcha: powerful raidagr
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>>7861179
>she still wins
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>>7861202
The dick is the only disgusting thing about that picture.
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>>7861150

but i am already very happy. wanting Pinkie to sit on my face is simply a supplementary desire.
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>>7861210
>you will never get to megassa squeeze them
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>>7861159
>>7861139
>"Alright, I get it; you don't wanna talk to your big sis about it. Fine. I'll give you your space."
>"You should at least talk to Big Mac for some man-to-man advice. Whoo boy, would he go at it! Me and Granny used to think he'd flood the place!"
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>>7861227
jar-jar pls
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>>7861227

>"You know the rules. Ten seconds to look all ya' want - and no touchin'.
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>>7861161

commence
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>>7861245

>headwall

AppleJAAAAAAAAACK....!!!!
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>>7861245
NOT HELPIIIIIING!
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GR should draw some flashing babs
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>>7861245
>Somewhere deep in the house you hear a groan.

>"What was that for, big brother?"
>'Nevermind, Applebloom, just...bad memories came back for some reason.'
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>>7861215
Well yeah, most Pokémon do at least 10 or 20 damage for 1 energy. Doesn't take many of those connecting to end it.
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>>7861255

Wow, he actually drew normal looking feet. I'm surprised.
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>you will never have a qt3.14 ponimouto to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with and maybe get high with sexually
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>>7861289
>When Twilight plays against Pinkie it always usually ends up with her magically flipping the table
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>>7861250

>"C'mon, Babs - you gotta let me - just a little?"
>"Hands in pockets. We ain't startin' until you do."
>"Awh...!"
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Guys I found the best camo for my cunt of an aerospace fighter.
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>>7861276
flashing anything would be nice so long as the tits are smaller than my head.
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So here's this: http://smarebooru.booru.org

I'm pretty much just uploading the fetish greentext dropbox one at a time, doing my best to tag along the way
Going alphabetically I've got A-C up so far

Anonymous uploading and tagging should be enabled, so put stuff up or add tags freely
I don't plan on uploading any >feels but you can if you like

Also, if anyone knows anything about CSS and wants to make a stylesheet I'd appreciate it
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>>7861138
>tfw staring at the butt of a plastic pony
what am I doing with my life?
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>>7861245
...so what's the GOOD news?
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>>7861336
>GR
>Capable of doing that.
>Without 'some anon that totes isn't him' 'requesting' it different.
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>>7861258
>>7861266
>"'Course, he wised up and started using the outhouse for his private business. Almost thought he'd moved in there. Still kinda has a funny smell to it."
>"Anywho, I better get back to the orchid. If you start to chaff up, extra lard is in the pantry, bottom shelf!"
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>>7861337
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>>7861341
The tumblr is rather sexual, after all.
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>>7861365

Shut up, dude.
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>>7861336
>>7861365
>wanting that
he's the one guy that actually does rockin' huge tits
why do you guys have to flip out every time
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>>7861369

APPLEJAAAACK---!!!!!
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>>7861379
what is it, Patrick
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>>7861399

I think AA's the only other one who draws the Teens. I don't think we'd let him do pin-ups, though.
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>>7861384
u wot
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>>7861399
Because my fetish > your fetish.

This is what Anon actually believes
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>>7861408

If we already have the Fetish Dropbox, what's the point in making this?
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> Big sis in heat
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>>7861432
So he has a sense of importance.
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>>7861432
None really
I never really felt that the dropbox was a great way to do anything because of how it's just sorted by filenames and there isn't really any sort of rhyme or reason
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GR pls, I need more bab tits
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>>7861432
>>7861444
Tagging you nincompoops.
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>>7861461

You could always ask whoever made it to organize it like the FeelWorks - they do it by whoever it's about.
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>>7861419
>I don't think we'd let him do pin-ups, though.

What the hell's that supposed to mean? He's DONE nudie pics before.
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>>7861484
Yeah, but we don't want that from the teen fics you fucking retard.
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>>7861475
I wonder if women actually do this with their tits.
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I wish pone was real and I could be with them
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>>7861479
that's one option, but characters were never the main focus of fetishplay
Plus, a bunch of them are either generic ponies or have multiple characters

it just wouldn't be practical
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>>7861423
I dunno.
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>>7861499
Of course they do
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>>7861506
I wish I could be the little pony
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>>7861435
>Applejack comes into the kitchen
>"We got any ice cubes left? I'm dripping like the barn roof! Remind me to get Big Mac on that. 'Scuse me, don't mind the smell."
>she didn't even noticed you had friends over
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>>7861522

>You facetable
>"Dude - don't mess up the board!"
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>>7861522
>"Dude, what smell was she talki-..."
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Is there any first-person rule 34 from the point of view of a mare on her back getting fucked by another mare with a strapon?
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>>7861539
> "Dude... You sister is hot..."
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>>7861498

GR does it all the time, and I don't see anyone complaining, aside from that one guy.
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>>7861543
Just say porn, jesus
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>>7861549
>"DUDE!"
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>>7861549
>"Shut. Up."
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>>7861557

My name is not Jesus.
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>>7861541
>>7861549

>"I swear by the Land, I will end this session and throw you fuckers out right now."
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>>7861539
>>7861541
>>7861549
And then everyone fapped to Applejack that night.
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>>7861566
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>>7861566
>>7861572
>"So... Is like, your bathroom upstairs, or..."
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>>7861543
Welcome to MLPG, where your extremely specific fetish is our topic of the night!
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>>7861551

Calm your tits.

AA and GR are pretty good at drawing girls, but AA's better at drawing waifu-type stuff.
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>>7861557
what's wrong with saying "rule 34"?
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>>7861572
>"Rocks fall and everyone dies if it gets mentioned again."
>Just then Applejack barges back in.
>'Sorry, don't mind me none, forgot a few things.'
>'...Have I ever mentioned your friends are cut-'
>"OUT!"
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>>7861399
because he does it every time without fail
I will admit that he does some rockin' huge tits, but some variety would be nice. some rockin' huge tits and some modest-sized tits and maybe even, god forbid, paltry-yet-sensitive tits once in a blue moon
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>>7861516
fastnig
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>>7861596
I'm pretty sure 20 inches of tongue would be awesome
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>>7861616

It's pointless because we know you mean "porn," and it makes you sound like a tool.
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>>7861633
Berry would agree.
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>>7861633

>put tongue down throat
>steal protein from stomach
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>>7861623
>he does it every time without fail
but that's wrong
have you seen his gallery? There's plenty of variety
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>>7861621
>"Us or her?"
>"BOTH! EVERYONE OUT!"
>"Anon, if you're feelin' pent up-"
>"NOOOOOOOOW!"
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>>7861616
You're tiptoeing around something, and just seems really immature, like it's some taboo or something, instead of just saying what it is.

Also, ascribing to the 'rules of the internet' is fundamentally retarded.
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>>7861654
>"AND SEPARATE DOORS!"
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>>7861654

>Anon is the middle Middle-Child - younger than Applejack and Big Mac, Older than Applebloom

>A very sarcastic and bitter young colt
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>>7861639
>>7861655

the rest of it didn't sound like "tiptoeing", but fine then, porn, if it makes you feel any better.
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>>7861603

AA's faces are fat and dull.
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>>7861692
GR's tits are the CAD of breasts.
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>>7861688
>the rest of it didn't sound like "tiptoeing"

Exactly. Don't use some fancy "secret code-word winkwink nudgenudge" and then go on to say what it is anyway.

Shit ain't logical.
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>>7861692
>>7861702

>ITT: Generic Complaints about drawfags from people who don't like them
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>>7861678
would he at least get along with applebloom?
personally my big-brother instincts would be on overdrive
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>mlpg artists will never be good at drawing humans
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>>7861719
I kind of want to step in and say something because I like them both, but I can't tell if they're serious or if they would just flip out and bitch me out for "white knighting"
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>>7861721
Oh yeah, he won't even let his buddies look at her.
>"Dude, shes a filly, that's gross."
>'And don't you forget it or you get hit with the shovel.'
>"Seriously dude?"
>'The shovel is very serious about it's job.'
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>>7861721
Of course.

Applebloom is a sweet little filly.
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>>7861727

We DO have artists who can draw humans.

Problem is we tend to bitch most of them out when they do it.
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Why is she so purple mlpg?
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>>7861747
Just assume I am going to do it anyways.
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>>7861758

she ate wonka gum
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>>7861678
>You'll never be a big brother to Applebloom
>One that spends lots of time with her
>You'll never have AJ fawn over you both
;_;
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>>7861678
>>7861719
>>7861751
Can we make this a thing? "Growing Up Apple with Golden Delish?"
>>
;)
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>>7861755
Why isn't there more Human Teen AB, Sweetie or Scoot?
Why is there so much of shity character like DT and SS
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>>7861758
pony should purple
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>>7861782
the only way to find out is to keep going.
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>>7861776
> that odd feeling when you see your big sisters crotch tits
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>>7861785
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>>7861793
>The portapotty keeps looking really inviting.
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>>7861751
>>7861753
>"Anon, do you have a crush on our big sister?"
>you choke on your drink, sending apple-juice spraying everywhere
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>>7861785
I'll fight you
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>>7861785
Because no character
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>>7861802

>Finally give in to temptation and slip inside when nobody's looking
>not two minutes later, you hear a knock on the door
>"Hey squirt! When you're done in there, come an' give us a hand with the barn roof!"
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>>7861796
>"If you're a real man, DO IT"
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>>7861785

Because DT and SS got more attention.

SS more than DT - but honestly I liked DT's stuff more because she had more character.

I'm still waiting on AA to draw teen Applebloom in a camisole and boyshorts.
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>>7861751
And no matter what he does, Granny Smith always seems to know when he brings a girl over
>"I'd recognize them hips anywhere! Is your grandma Mallow Fluff? She manage to reel in that Rising Crust stud at the bakery yet?"
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>>7861828
"squirt"? that doesn't sound like a name she'd-

wait.

APPLEJAAAAACK!
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>>7861819
>>7861796
About what?
Anon DT and SS are have only one role. Be the bullies. There's nothing else to them. Both are bullies who can only do one thing in the show: Pick on the CMC. Further more there's almost no difference between the two of them besides how they look.
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>>7861864

You honestly expect a one-dimensional character to stay that way in here? I don't think so.
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>>7861848
Haha, oh fuck.

I read it in her voice too.
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>>7861836
oh god
oh god I can hear it
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>>7861848
>>7861885

>"GRAN-neee-!"
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>>7861896
>>7861836

>tfw you were the first to point it out
>tfw someone DID see it

You're welcome.
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>>7861836
>women telling men what a man is supposed to do
pet peeve rage rising
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>>7861747
>>7861769

Well? You gonna say it or not?
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>>7861877
No but we have characters with more personality, more screen time and so on.
Let's try something
Describe Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as they are in the show.
Now describe them again as they are in the greentext stories
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>>7861914

You'd know what to do without her telling you - if you were a real man.
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>>7861917
Decided it wasn't worth it
have some giant tits instead
TRIGGER WARNING: GIANT TITS
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>>7861925

>expecting logical reasons why MLPG does what it does
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>>7861937

I don't begrudge GR his love of big ole titties, but I do wish he'd draw her with more natural-sized ones from time to time - just for the rest of us.
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>>7861898
>Applebloom and her friends come trotting in
>they start prancing around you and your project partner
>"Golden has a girlfriend, Golden has a girlfriend!"
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>>7861933
I'd tell her to fuck herself with the work end of a rake.
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>>7861954
>Golden
the fuck?
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>>7861958
now you're just trying too hard
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>>7861937
fuck you, now I have that song stuck in my head
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>>7861967
what song?
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>>7861961
placeholder name
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>>7861954

>There's a spot on the wall in Golden Delicious' room where one can plainly see the wall has been worn away - as if by repeated blows of a blunt object
>Actually it's more like a line now, as he's gotten taller and his head gets higher off the ground
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>>7861967
>Twist is absolutely hooked on it
>she does the little pony riding motion, bouncing a little in place
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>>7861979
just use "Anon"
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>Warhammer® 40,000™: Dawn of War® II – Retribution™
that's so retarded, I thought it's a parody
how do you trademark a number
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>>7861966
>trying too hard
What does this even mean?
What? Trying too hard at what?
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>>7861976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npBowNYDfg
>>
Does anyone have a decent link to the latest episode? I haven't watched it yet.
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>>7861993
Dawn of War 2 looks like it fucking sucks.

They fucking removed base building.
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>>7862022
>>>/linkboard/
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>>7862022
Check the linkboard
>>7858186
If the linkboard can not be found for whatever reason, go here http://mlpg.co/linkboard/
then post it
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>>7862028
>>7862034
Thanks, I don't know how I missed it.
>>
>Twily on the sub
;_; why
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>>7862045
because
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>>7861925

>DT: Daughter of the richest pony in town, self-centered, ambitious bitch who inexplicably can get people to listen to her despite never being in the right
>SS: Satellite Bitch who sometimes acts like not a bitch when DT isn't looking Family Day episode - she's the first to start clapping when Granny finishes her story.

>DT: Daughter of the richest man in town, self-centered, conniving, shrewd, ambitious bitch with strong personal magnetism and a lot of pride, but a certain fondness for Anon hidden under a lot of tsun-tsun and a thick shell she doesn't allow to crack very often.

SS I'm willing to admit freely was very idealized - if we'd written more about her flaws earlier on (I think someone had a few short greentexts about her being a follower-type and being really indecisive), I think her stories would have had more impetus to continue.

That's what happens here, man.

Also, you can thank whoever wrote the sex scene for why we don't do anything with Applebloom anymore.
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>>7862052
>that picture
unf
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What if Aisling pony?
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Daily reminder: $230 dollars
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>>7862042
someone explain what's happening in that thread in terms I will understand
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>>7862092
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>>7861983
>When things get really bad, he can always turn to Big Mac for some wise and timely advice
>or just for a bit of a break from the usual, hectic business. Big Mac is never too busy to help out his little brother when he really needs it.
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>>7862097
INCOMING
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>>7862099
>Aisiling deer

Even better.
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>>7861185
the dick is ok, the only thing wrong is that is seems to be placed a little too high in relation to the midpoint of the pelvis.
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>>7862097
I can't dodge it!
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>>7862112

HEY!
WHAT?!
GETBACKTOTWERK!
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>>7862094
that's so terrible
at least his usual grimderp doodles are modest with backgrounds and lineart and coloring, it looks much worse when he actually tries
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>>7862097
>hick pone vag
>unwashed and hairy as hell
>not pure and clean like the mane 5
disgusting.
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>>7862094

I guess I don't have an excuse not to take commissions anymore.
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>>7862131
>mane 5
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>>7862131
>Mane 5
>Not including Celestia
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>>7862079

Dude - c'mon. Don't bring that up again... it never ends well...
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>>7862140
>>7862142
AJ is background hick pone.
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>>7862151
>Not reading the spoiler text
>2011+2
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>mlp season 3 ends
>humans are shown
>directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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well so much for that
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>>7862151
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>>7862131
"It'll be nice and clean when you're done with it, city boy.
Now get that fancy-speaking tongue out~
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>>7862135
I told you.
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>>7862172
<3 madmax
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>>7862184
>try to draw comics
>it always starts as 3 panels and somehow grows to pages long
>always think that showing actual whatever than leaving implied would be funnier
>always meh reception
ugh i just need to admit i cant write funny or make good comics
>>
ded
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>>7862172

Wait -- this is actually funny.

Isn't this breaking some kind of rule?
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>>7862172
>Season 4 starts
>Live Action
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>>7862203
This is madmax.

She's usually pretty good.
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>>7862172
>implying hasbro would spend that kind of money to hire him for a childrens show
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shhh...
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>>7862198

That's okay. Most of us can't either.
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>>7862203
i have been in mlpg since the beginning. i can usually tell the reason why mlpg hates someone but i couldnt figure it out with madmax.
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>>7862205
>Blizzard buys the show from Hasbro.
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>>7862172
I wonder: does madmax draw these comics straight without a sketch (since black outlines) or sketch first and then line?
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>>7862238

>MLP Lore becomes even MORE inconsistent
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>>7862234
We don't hate you, its just the shitposters who chased her out and anytime she is brought up they smudge her. Much like any of our past contributors.
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>>7862079
I loved the max-tsun dynamic with DT. Maybe one of these nights I'll try advancing her thread towards her or Anon doing something nice for the other for once.
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>>7862249
>Written by Chris Metzen.
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>>7862249
>even worse
>MLP becomes even MORE casual
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>>7862254
To be fair, some few of us have i coming.
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>>7862257
I'll help!
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FTCD are you here?
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>>7862254

It's a wonder anyone comes here at all, honestly. Some of the people in MLPG can be downright mean.
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>>7862262
What if Ninja Theory had the rights to MLP?
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>>7862264
Nathan you were just acting like a huge faggot from the start, that's different.
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>>7862079
>SS: the wet noodle Anon kinda ran into in a grocery store.
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>>7862262
How do you more casual than a kid's show?
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>>7862274
Step 1: be lazy as fuck
Step 2: see others work
Step 3: try doing something, give up, bitch about that people are born at talent and that no one has to work in anything
Step 4: bitch at anyone doing something and tell them it's shit no matter how good it is
Step 5: lean back in chair and feel accomplished that you told that priviliged cis artist what is what.
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>>7862288
A Blizzard game.
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>>7862210

WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD
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>>7862277
What if my dick was down your throat
FUCK YOU
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>>7862281
Agreed. Most of that came from nerves over writing the first few fanfics since it was the first time I had ever written for those characters and I was worried about getting it "right." Didn't make it any less unacceptable to spam them every other thread.

Kind of wish I kept the writing drive though.
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>>7862291

You forgot

>put criticism in as vague words as possible.
>if you can get a couple of clingers-on to parrot you, all the better!
>if that doesn't pan out - samefag!
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>>7862286

Silver Spoon is still my waifu and I have no regrets about that.
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>>7862304
But if you kept it up this image could probably be less funny.
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>Chris Metzen replaces all of the voice actors
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>>7862315
She is mine too.
I just enjoyed her being that we noodle a little, but the other caught on faster, so hey, write what works for the masses.
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>>7862286

Anons really seem to love stories where they're a guardian/protector sticking up for someone. Silver Spoon let them run riot with that.

And it seems like SS to be attracted to a guy who could protect her.
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>>7862254

The thing about madmax is that she's an 'ok' artist whose obsessive fans hump her dick and get extremely flustered whenever we don't laugh at the le radditz level humour that makes up half her comics.

She could probably do better if she had more people offering sound advice like 'LESS FUCKING WORDS' but she's surrounded by an impenetrable ring of sycophants who constantly tell her how awesome she is in the dim hope she'll illustrate their epik fanfictions.
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Please?
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>>7862277
dante pony
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>>7861650
I like PW pone
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>>7862345
No

You're an allicorn

I don't like you anymore
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>>7862331
>Instead of leaks in iTunes, we have to deal with the show getting filtered through Battle.net.
>The only good thing is youtube doesn't touch a single video.
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>>7862323
That image will never lose it's funny.

Nor will the countless other shops.

Just today somebody from the Magic group at my college walked up to me and asked me if I knew that my picture was on redd.it
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>>7862345

Sorry, alicorns don't call the shots here.
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>>7862334
Personally I think I'll stick with DT.
tsun-tsun~
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>>7862334

Well, now that the rest of them actually seem to have acknowledged the wet-noodle aspect makes her more interesting, we might see more of her someday.

>Panicking over how to leave JUST the right message on Anon's voicemail, and hanging up in a panic when she hears his voice
>Dithering over the lamest things until Anon or DT make the choice for her
>Asking her opinion and learning you're the first person to do that, ever.

Plenty of opportunities have been opened up.
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>>7862348
>Dante Pony cannot flip you off.
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>>7862345
NOT YET!
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I like Cheerimac, but sometimes I like to imagine they invite Twilight over for three ways because she's a mutual friend.

I feel like Big Mac would be a gracious and equitable giver in that kind of situation. He wouldn't pay too much attention to one mare.
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>>7862353
Why? She's still the same, she just has wings.
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>>7862341
That sounds more like toxic mario than csimadmax. If you think her comics are wordy then read some of his.
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>>7862374
Missed
>
>>7862353
>>7862361
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>>7862358

>Metzen also replaces all of the writers
>every single character is just a self-insert
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>>7862371
>he wears a foam middle-finger hand
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>>7862348
clop clop motha clopper.
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>>7862394
>#1 FUCK YOU
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>>7862373
Only if they sang the entire time
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>>7862385
LE HIDDEN MUFFIN XD 25 HOURS SPENT XXDXDXD BUY MY FUCKING SHIRTS
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>>7862379
>Implying Twily wouldn't show both of those mud ponies a good time

She's almost a god
She'll give them the best oragasm of their life as soon as they got in the bed
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>>7862360

>your ugly face will never become internet famous
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>>7862341
It's kinda sad that we have so few contributors that deal with us and our no frills bullshit advice.

We tell them it's shit they go 'Well how the fuck do you want me to make it better, you fucks?'
Everyone else just goes "ABLOOBLOOBLOO YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE!"
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>>7862395
How does rainbow pony pull the trigger?
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>>7862425
Thats not true. It's more like: how do you want me to make it better? for a while and then they have enough and leave.
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>>7862392
>Every single pony is replaced by Starswirl the Bear- I mean Roland.
>With his flowing red mane and beard and super magical powers.
>Also he is totes fucking an elf pony.
>Also there are elf ponies.
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>>7862425
good point anon
we are devoid of all value
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>>7862421
I have no strong feelings on the matter one way or the other, to be honest. I just think the shops are funny.
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>>7862431
She has little bumps on her hoofs that are like fingers and stick to anything she wants it to stick. You just cant see it on the normal angles.
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>>7862417
>She'll force them to have the best orgasms of their lives as soon as they were tied to the bed
fixed
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>watching this non-pony related video
>all of a sudden its about a 15 year old facebook brony and his epic trolling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vAAklxOde14#t=102s


fuck this goddamn fandom
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>>7862441
if every time i brought a drawing home from kindergarten my mom told me my composition was shit and then slapped me in the dick, i'd get tired of bringing home art too
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>>7862455

>then slapped me in the dick

unf
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>>7862463
anon pls
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>>7862463
No unf
This is supposed to be a bad thing
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>>7862452
Why would you be watching it anyway?
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>>7862455

We're not your mom anon, and we can't physically assault you over your art.

Get your priorities straight.
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>>7862425

And the ones who do that, we just barrage with "It's shit" whenever they ask us what needs fixing - unless they're Tex or a girl IRL, in which case, everyone hangs on everything they say.
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>>7862455
Could be worse.

What if she tied you to a wall, stuck a funnel stuck in your mouth and force fed you nothing but sauerkraut until you were 26 and a half years old?
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>>7862452
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWgTHXKvSk

The fastest growing pony video in views/comments out there. Even faster than hotdigity demon.
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>>7862485

>implying Tex isn't a pretty girl

6/10 anon, almost had me there.
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>>7862485
Or Eurobeat.
Or GG.

Unless...
They are both secretly girls and we just know....
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>>7862485
this is fact
and god help you if you're a writer
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>>7862493

She did.

And that's when I swore that someday, someday I'd get out of that basement, and travel to a magical, far-away land, where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root-beer...
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>>7862417
>>7862451
>Twilight uses Cheerilee and Big Mac to experiment with all kinds of weird fetish magic
>Reverses their genders and makes them fuck
>Want It Need It
>Magic bondage
>Size spells
>Enchanted feathers for tickling
>By the end of the night, they're not even sure they're the same ponies that they came in as
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>>7862493
Nathan we don't need to know about your personal life...
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>>7862498
I'm not a girl, but my dick is
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>>7862499
The only thing writers do around here is porn anyway
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>>7862493
I'm sorry for what happened to you, Nathan
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>>7861648
Quit stealin my gains
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>>7862517

Because we drove out all the Fanfiction writers.

Your move.
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>>7862498
I've met Eurobeat in person. He at least is a very handsome guy.
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>>7862517
Because that's the only thing anyone here wants
Anyone vocal, anyway
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>>7862526
Because fanfiction is awful
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>>7862517
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>>7862499
>>7862517
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>>7862535

Whose going to live in the library once Twilight leaves?
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>>7862527
homolust confirmed
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>>7862503
Gets it.

>>7862511
>>7862522
Don't get it.
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>>7862543
Anyone who isn't gay for eurobeat isn't human
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>>7862527
>Eurobeat had to get close to Nathan.

Oh my god...
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>>7862532
you're right anon, I hate reading too
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>>7862540
Well look at it this way. I've had mind blowing orgasms from fapfics that I could never achive with just images. Description of situation + imagination > images for me.
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>>7862532

Don't we pride ourselves on being the only decently-creative part of the fandom?

We could change that.
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>>7862550
I love books, but fanfiction is still awful
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>>7862561
That's a load of bullshit. We're just full of ourselves.
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>>7862510
>You'll never have a god that will give you the most amazing experiences ever
>You'll never be able to give them
Fucking Fluttershy and Twilight
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>>7862546
Is he really that handsome?
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>>7862540
Nathan, shut the fuck up. You haven't written anything in ten thousand years. Even I've done something in at least the last twelve months.
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>>7862549
He didn't HAVE to. He chose to.

>>7862561
We used to. Our creativity has kind of shrunk over the last year and a half to only art, porn and quests.
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>>7862561
>Don't we pride ourselves on being the only decently-creative part of the fandom?

>Farts.
>Fetishes.
>Porn
>Fart porn fetishes.

Oh we need some work...
I miss when we did feels.
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>>7862545

Weird-Al Yankovic was my late childhood to early-adolescence, mang.
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>tfw writer but don't want to write fanfiction

This is a shitty ability. I want to trade it in for drawing skill. I want some goddamn bronybux.
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>>7862576
Wasn't the whole "part of the Apple Family" thing about feels?
>>
I'm all for the wings, Twilight is going to look so pretty. But I'm worried that becoming a princess is gonna mess up her character.
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I wish YouTube Pony would stop putting videos I've already watched in my recommended list. She knows I've already seen them and it just fills up space.
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>>7862575
According to the chat your dumb ass should be fucking sleeping.
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>>7862585
>drawing
>bux
if you want bux learn to animate.
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>>7862585
Write original work.

It's fun.
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>>7862587
more about funny awkward situations
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>>7862592
>calling youtube a "she"

:3
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>>7862594

>knowing how to do 2 things at once

That's impossible.
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>>7862593
Can't sleep.

Not entirely sure why.
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>>7862585
It's OK, SB wrote a fanfic or two before deciding to draw. You can do it.
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>>7862585
>implying bronies won't pay you to write fapfiction about their fetish
You'll have to scour away your soul and any sense of decency, but you'll get money
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>>7862592
She's not too bright, for how adorable she is. Have you heard some of the comments she's made?
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>>7862595

I do, but that doesn't help me exploit fandoms for money. If I was a good artist, I would draw SO much porn.
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>>7862594

>>7858299

I wouldn't mind seeing more of this, honestly.
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>>7862618
write porn instead
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>>7862595

My problem seems to be that I can't come up with ideas unless I'm working off of someone else's.
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>>7862551
I've written things I'm not proud of. Things that make me cringe when I think about them
And it feels bizarre when someone saves your greentext and tells you they got off to it.
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>Post on tumblr.
>Get this as a like.
http://nice-qts.tumblr.com/
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>>7858299
Don't make the head in between frame slow like that. Made the entire turn 2 frames, hold each frame for 2 and do a single smur frame in between the head turn.
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>>7862588
the director said twilight permanently growing wings wont change her personality or the story at all.

that worries me more.
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>>7862626
But authors are supposed to write from what they know...

>>7862633
The trick is figuring out that all writing is telling old things in new ways.
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>>7862626

Where would I advertise though? How would I become popular?
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>>7862634
you'd be surprised at how little it takes to get someone off
you just have to plant the seed in their mind and their imagination will carry them through the rest of the way
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>>7862642
That's almost shittier. Then the fact that she's an alicorn is completely superfluous. It's literally just a cash grab.

I wish this show would just fucking die already.
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>>7862651
fimfiction.net for starters.

/mlp/ as well I guess.
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>>7862651
post to fimfiction
put up some sample work, then start advertising commissions
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Where would I be without you?

Who else is able to make me smile like you do?

You're the best Pinkie.
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>>7862653
>plant the seed
u-unf
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>>7862638

Don't tell me, dude - Tell AA.
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>>7862665
No, bad anon
Don't unf at that
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>>7862667

...I'm not sure how I thought you were replying to my post.

Fuck.

I need to go to bed, like now.
>>
to the anon who's contemplating doing porn writing (possibly for money) - don't do it. it's really not worth it.

unless you have no soul or integrity. then, go for it
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>>7862665
you see?
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>>7862675
>>7862667
wut
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>>7862679
How do I know if I have a soul or integrity?
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>>7862660
>>7862657

Okay. I don't know how to write porn, but I might as well try.
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>>7862679
Darf, I imagine you've already explored this path and are speaking from experience
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>>7862689
do you ever contemplate the notion of creativity and meaning versus undermining your artistic motivation to make other people happy?
if you do, or you have, you probably have one of those two things
and letting it go kind of sucks

>>7862695
i have no idea what you're talking about
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>>7862636
>Get this as a like.
What? You mean you liked it?
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>>7862690
Don't worry, most of your competition has no idea what the fuck it's doing either.

"Sibling rivalry- Luna and Celestia engage in a game of sibling rivalry as they attempt to prove which one can screw Twilight the best."
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>>7862689
Imagine you're in front of a dick. There is a table to the right with an empty plastic case. Every time you step closer to the dick coins fall into the box. Every time you step back the coins drain into the table tube.

How far are you wiling to go near the dick and possibly put it in your mouth for that box of money?
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>"Writing is hard."

>Have three different stories in my head, one of which isn't the designated 'Horrible idea dump of shit'
>At this point it has a prequel, or at least one hell of a fun time jumping between timelines.
>Has drama, has a plot, has character interaction out the ass.
>Even has a few bits of comedy relief.
>The antagonist is a mix between the implied protagonist and the best intentions of the do no evil protagonists mentor.
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>>7862679

Souls? I thought we traded those for pone back in /co/. Still waiting for mine though, Stan said something about the "UBS" being slow, but sheesh...
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>>7862704
DARF
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ROLL?

I NEED MY FIX
PLS

I NEED A FANTASTICALLY TERRIBLE FAP
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>>7862680
I guess, but it's still hard to swallow, and leaves a bit of a taste in my mouth
In the end, I'll just have to suck it up without flinching at what I've spitted out for other people to consume and read.
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>>7862708
No I mean I somehow got that...to like my post.
I don't know how the fuck that happened.
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>>7862715
I hate it when all the ideas pile up like that. It gets hard to focus on any one project for a meaningful length of time.
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>>7862725
i've actually written ~20k words in the last few weeks
just working on longer stories

cheerilee + fem!anon is 14k in
probably gonna get to the sex in the next few thousand words or so
i think i have a problem
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>>7862728
Oh, you posted something that got liked by someone you don't know. That's not unusual. What tags did you use?
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>>7862738
DARF
I LOVE YOU
YES HOMO

KEEP BEING AWESOME
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>>7862750
Those are cherries, you liar
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>>7862738
I'd rather see a story that is mostly plot with some sex than mostly sex with some plot.

Sex in writing is like a seasoning. You use it to flavor the dish but not define it or overpower the other tastes.
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>>7862735
Pff, you kidding.
Once you decide to focus on the story you like, you tend to get the story churning out quick enough...

Fuck, I should write it down at some point, but I have the story right here ready to go! I am just scared of it going full F:E length.
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>>7862759
How about these?
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>>7862738
>14,000 words
my god
what even happens in that thing?
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>>7862769
HORSESEX
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Really guys?

I mean, look back at episode three. That was BOUND to fail regardless of who made it, Lucas or not.

Twilycorn will come and pass, enough complaining.

You don't have to love it, or even accept it, just grow a pair and move on.
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>>7862745
Oh, you know, MLP, toys, Twilight Sparkle, googly eyes.
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>>7862761
i can't think of a polite way to say i don't value your opinion

>>7862769
cheerilee and fem!anon share drinks at their monthly 'book club' meeting
start talking about guys
then dicks
then guys show up
with dicks
and wackiness ensues for all
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>>7862762
Different strokes for different folks.

Personally, I always find myself several thousand words into one story when a new one sneaks up behind it and knocks it unconscious, demanding I write it instead.
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>>7862775
I don't think anyone was even talking about twilycorn?
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>>7862779
...for 14,000 words
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>>7862761
Nathan, did you finish the treekicker horsewords?
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>>7862779
How do you write 20k words around that?
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>>7862779
Is there going to be a good bit of femanon x cheerile

lesbian femanon x pony is unf unf
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>>7862788
well, right now girly anon is just getting naked
yes, i already admitted i have a problem
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>>7862788
>Not reading his 40,000 word fic

Go do it
It's really good
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>>7862794
ADJECTIVES
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goodnight
i'm sorry
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>>7862792
Work and school both got real busy these last couple weeks, I barely have the free time and energy to write right now.

The way things are now, I won't get another chance to write until next week.
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>>7862802
40,000?!
about what?!
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>>7862788
Well gotdang anon, you can't just throw dicks and wackiness together and expect them stew themselves on express
You gotta slow cook 'em to get all the flavor into the mix
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>>7862803
i'd actually say 'showing instead of telling' is the culprit
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Whatever happened to Raging Semi?
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>How to be a writer
>Think of character
>Think of problem
>Think of porn scene
>Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit
>14,423 words total

It's pretty easy.
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>>7862810
FILLY SEX AND MANIPULATION
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>>7862816
ded
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>>7862807
Aww ok.

TAW left before making one at my request, if it happens again I'll cry.
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>>7862816
Sudoku after that dumb ass cracked article
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>>7862816

He changed his name to Completely Flaccid and trips on /r9k/.
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>>7862814
I was just bein silly darf I like your stuff.
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>>7862816
he started drawing horrifying porn on tumblr and never looked back

>>7862818
yes, truly, it is the most overrated of all things
i could only think of twenty five synonyms for horse cock, so i had to get a bit creative near the end
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>>7862820
okay that's just weird
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>>7862783
Eh, I end up spending a work day brainstorming this one and half rewriting it before going home.

I just need to put mind to e-paper and work from there... Then again, this is several chapters of brainstorm and I don't even know if I want to start till this whole twilight fiasco is done.
...And yes, that is my excuse for delaying this for months...

S-shutup, it's better then my story of those four military folks who get fuced up by poison joke...
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>>7862838
>Black horsemeat of love
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>>7862829
Would have been better if cadence didn't reply
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>>7862829
God, SA looks so sad
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>>7862846
>Stallion Salami Stick
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>>7862829
That's some very girly armor, SA
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>>7862858
Obviously he needs to man up.
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>>7862857
>10lbs of pure stallion
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>>7862838
It's not overrated.
Attempting to write makes me want to kill myself. This applies to everything, not just horsesmut
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>>7862858
Female run society, anon. He's lucky they let the males wear armor at all.
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>>7862858
I still say the only reason he's captain of the guard is because he's related to Twilight.

I mean fuck he wasn't much older than Twilight and now he has such a high ranking position. Probably most of the guards are older than him
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>>7862829
>Can't change a females mind with more ice cream.

BULLSHIT
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>>7862855
>being forced to raise a kid
>bassicly you have to put all your fun on hold
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>>7862838

I respect you for admitting that Darf, I truly do.

Don't get me wrong, us drawfags have our fair share of easy modo draw by numbers shit too, but I feel like you guys get the short end of the stick since you guys have to use an "image board".
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>>7862870
>You'll never have a cock that weighs as much as a sack of potatoes
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>>7862871
>Creativity is often part of a mental illness, with writers particularly susceptible, according to a study of more than a million people.

>Writers had a higher risk of anxiety and bipolar disorders, schizophrenia, unipolar depression, and substance abuse, the Swedish researchers at the Karolinska Institute found.
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Is there a nsfw version of fimfiction or something? What do I have to search to find the porn on there?
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Whenever you're ready:
>>7862897
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>>7862884
i tried drawing for two months and it was the hardest shit ever
but anyone can smoosh words together

however
i will say
that finding the combination of words that makes you feel something just so
is the hardest thing on the planet
i've never seen a painting or listened to a song or looked at a picture that moved me as much as one tiny collection of sentences in a perfect paragraph can
but
i'm a pretty big faggot
so that bears considering
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>>7862896
you need to make an account to see the smutty stuff I think
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>>7862896
There's a mature checkbox
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>>7862896
make sure your 'view mature' setting is checked. then click on 'browse' and pic 'clopfics'. sort away.
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>>7862880
That was genuinely funny.
>veggie55
How the fuck?...
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I want to cum inside femanon
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I've threatened to write clopfics, but always lose my nerve halfway in writing them
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>>7862932
>humanized

Fucking ew
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>>7862932
You're disgusting though
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>>7862933
>threatened

ILL WRITE HORSESEX I SWEAR IT

NOBODY MOVE

I MEAN IT
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>>7862903

It's just apples and oranges my friend, and all the fruit in between.

I've only read like, 30 actual book books in my life, and to be honest, I've never felt any passion from it.
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>>7862931
>How the fuck?...

He just kept going until he got good I guess. Good for him
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>>7862953
poetry is a lot more effective at evoking emotion than prose, to be fair

tfw crying like a baby to shane koyczan
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>>7862950
WATCH OUT! HE'S GOT A PEN AND A FEW SYNONYMS FOR "CUM"!
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>>7862829

Wow it's the same joke as before but told worse.
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Giddy up giddy up giddy up up
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>>7862978
Sweet soup, do you fear it appleblum?
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I think I might make a collage of the last post in every horse.
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>>7862829
Poor SA and his cliched married guy problems.
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>>7863002
Good idea.
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>>7863002

Are you going to go through the archive and get every single last post?


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