>In which pony traverse the seas on newsprint.Old Horse: >>7820035
>Art-Anon is an anonicorn nowMLPG dropped.What was Archive thinking?
>>7824910Remember that thread where you ruined everything?
Now with 100% more keywords!
>>7824910I'll forgive you THIS time AA...THIS time...
>>7824910why are those dolphins on a boat?
>>7824964what do you think of Twilicorn?
>>7824910MAN I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA->you will never get to make new horseI dream of the day. Some far off thread full of magic and splendor.
>Shining Armor and Cadance, two significant characters are poorly introduced into the show, but play major roles.>Related to Twilight>A main character is turning into an alicorn princess for virtually no reason>Its Twilight Can we agree Twilight is the worst pony now? The facts are undeniable
>>7824954>>7824956What's going on here?
>>7824982It's stupidIt sucksI hate it
>>7825006How long has been since you hated somethingjeeze
It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?
>>7824997I made the last horse, but I forgot to put MLPG in the subject, so the Beacon couldn't pick it up, although the hyperindex caught it fine.It slowed the thread down a bit while people tried to find it.>>7824985>>7824954>>7824956>>7824964I had to atone. I've made a new vessel for you.And now I shall be lost to the sea.
>>7824985I've been meaning to make a thread since early s2 and I never got to it and now that S3 is ending I don't want to anymore
We're a general thread without a board
would you go to equestria if all the girls were more interested in their phones (they have phones) than youstallions too they have phones
>>7825026but he is doing his animationshe's working on a sequelitis and pokeawesome 2
>>7825026OH HES DOING THE SNES VERSIONNEVER MINDFUCK YOU JON
>>7825065only if I get a phone too
>>7825006Aren't you happy for your waifu?
>>7825026This isn't your personal blogplease keep it pony related
>>7824918if that duet fucking happens i will die a happy man
>>7825065How interested are they in their phones? Could I potentially do things to them without them noticing?
Come watch Cloud Atlas.http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist
what should i draw lyra doing now
>>7825053They are either bronies on the one side, or people getting mad at them on the otherWe are a nation of none
what's wrong with Rarity's boutique in Alicorn episode?
>>7825127licking a dirty bench
>>7825127breaking up with bonbon
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>>7825127Giving a bear hug to a recipient of your choice
>>7825065You know when you have one of those new touch screen phones and use them, your face grease gets all over it? Can you imagine what that's like when most everyone is using their mouths to use their touch phones?
>>7825127Hugging anon sexually
>>7825140she isn't seen again.That's why she doesn't get more episodes.
>>7824918>No Rarity episodes this season>Shortened season>No Rarity Duet>Derpy removed>Still can't draw>My waifu is a background pony>We still have no idea what the 'leaked' abandoned ponyville images are for>the general is dying>Marker pone doesn't have nearly enough art>Twilicorn>Show's done a complete 180 from Faust's original vision>Tripfriend fucked up the last thread>No good streams>Humans are probably coming for Season 4>This is where the fandom's end truly begins>Alicorn twilight is out there somewhere, completely aware of your existence yet she refuses to use her new godlike powers to rip a hole through space and time to pull you into Equestria and out of the nightmare you live in>The Mcrib still isn't on the dollar menu at McdonaldsIt's the end of the world as we know it.And I feel TERRIBLE.
ART ANONPAY ATTENTION>>7825165>New generals need keywords in>Subject or Comment field to be>marked properly. Keywords include:>Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesJust kidding man I love you
>>7825163because that bitch kept laughing at anything even if it wasn't funnyevery night bonbon puts on family guy reruns and laughs her ass off shits annoying
>>7825140Rarity gets arrested for her sluttiness.
>>7825183I'm sorry Twilight. I don't love you anymore. You betrayed meYou are no longer my waifu
>>7825065indestructible dumb phone master race reporting>cheap as fuck>can drop in toilet>charge once a week
fucking moot inviting all those autists from ponychan/redddit to shit up our board its so painful trying to watch them pone
>>7825224>tfw even more attracted to twilight now>she's got wings, her hair is cuter>and she's a little taller~
>>7825199>The Mcrib still isn't on the dollar menu at McdonaldsI chuckled and nothing of value was lost
>>7825176>you will never show Loira your touch screen phone>and watch her get frustrated using it
>>7825226Wal-Mart Straight Talk cheap prepaid phone here. Fuck yeah.
>>7825249I can't recall you drawing anon beforeso either way
>>7825232>fucking moot inviting all those autists from ponychan/redddit to shit up our board its so painful trying to watch them poneYou mean when he made /mlp/?That was like a year ago man, get over it.
>>7825199this is truly the beginning of the end
>>7825226>can drop in the toiletUsually when shit falls into a toilet you're not supposed to fish it out again!
>>7825232Say what now?
>>7825202>no one will eve love you
>>7825199Don't forget>The Angry Orange cartoon exists>An Angry Birds cartoon is in development>Four quality cartoons were cancelled within a week of each other>PPG is getting rebooted in terrible art and in CG
>>7825268I was looking at my phone the other day, and I'm pretty sure the kind with the slide out keyboard is an example of post-modernism in technology design.
>>7825289I think it's time we had a few nationwide shooting rampages
>>7825266Aw man. I don't wanna be an alicorn.
>>7823740>>7823687(Late reply because I've just returned.)>Mention to other teacher (I'm actually a TA, not a full fledged teacher) that MLP has a comic, and the girls might like it. >Agree to review it, but decide that it's probably too violent relatively dark for kindergarten>Teacher asks me if I like comics, mentions her husband does as well>Casually mention that my favorites are Watchmen, Berserk, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Fist of the North Star and Maus. >Have never mentioned comics/nerd nonsense before or sinceThat's how its done in the big leagues anon. You only bring up if they ask you about it. Never volunteer that info, because then you sound like you're obsessed with that stuff. But don't lie and pretend you don't have "nerdy interests". Manchildren are obsessed with nerd topics and won't shut up about them. It's their life. But normal people can enjoy them without any stigma if they seem normal.If she asked me if I've seen MLP:FiM, I'd say yes. But no one's ever going to ask that so I don't mention it. And remember that these people are really normal as hell and aren't going to look up any of this stuff if they're not familiar with it.
>>7825226>>7825268sour grapes much
>>7825226>Not having a phone capable of connecting to the internet>Not living in the future, were information is availiable wherever a small frequency of radio-waves is accessible
>>7825199The horse is on fire, and there's no marker in the new threadAnd the piss is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicidesAnd a dork wind blows The janitors are corruptAnd we're on so many feelsWith the hiatus on and original content goneWe're trapped in the belly of this horrible fandomAnd the fandom is bleeding to death The contributors have fallen downAnd no requests are being drawnAnd the Anons are all dead at the top of their repostsIt went like this: The third season toppled in on itselfAnons posting poniesPicked through the shitpostsAnd wrote their greentext storiesThe threads were beautiful on fireAll walls of text stretching across the threadEverything washed in a thin layer of piss I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -These are truly the last threads" You started a new horseAnd we fell into itLike a daydream Or a feverWe posted in one morning thread and fell a little further downFor sure it's the valley of shitpostsI open up the archiveAnd it's full of piss
>>7825232>fucking moot inviting all those autists from ponychan/redddit to shit up our board its so painful trying to watch them ponewat?
>>7825199>Derpy removedit ain't significant enough to talk over shit well
>>7825289At least Grabbity Balls is coming back, Adventure Time is still fertile ground, and Bravest Warriors is fairly entertaining
>>7825317eh don't worry to much about it we'll fix it in the movie
>>7825289>PPG getting rebootedIsn't that what PPGZ basically was?
>>7825289>Four quality cartoons were cancelled within a week of each otherDont fucking remind me.
>>7825338>The janitors are corrupthey!
>>7825312And someone spilled my drink!
>>7825312you seem well mentally adjusted.
>tony hawk pro skater 3soundtrack
>>7825350I honestly stopped watching Adventure Time once it became Relationship Time.
>>7825331Not even denying it, baby. My credit is so bad I have to pay a $500 deposit to get a new phone.
>>7825338>dork wind blows
>>7825347>removing best pony>not significant
>>7825199>The Mcrib still isn't on the dollar menu at McdonaldsFFFFUUUUUUUCCCKKK
>>7825350>Grabbity Balls is coming backThey are getting one episode in a few weeks, then ANOTHER hiatus for an unknown amount of time
>>7825381>Going on a plan>Not getting a Nexus 4
>>7825371I SPEEEL MY DREEENK
>>7825224she was never your waifu to begin with
>>7825321you asked me a question, dunno if you saw my answer if you just returned:>>7824003
>>7825389Well, hey there Squirt, what's shaking?
>>7825183They arent pretty enough. Hell, discord has prettier wings than you
>>7825289B-but GF is coming out of hiatus!
>>7825400Tell me more about this "Nexus Four"
What will make youn stop watching the show? A permanent Alicorn Twilight? Humans? THe show finally being canclled after so much executive meddling that not even little girls will watch it?
>>7825364It's getting rebooted. There was a thread on /co/ explaining the situation.
>>7825371And the City of Townsvile is under attack!
>>7825199>Marker pone doesn't have nearly enough art
>>7825380That's a shame because they've since started purposely mocking shippers and fanfic writers and gone back into funny aspects like Lemongrab episodes.
>>7825436When it stops being cute and fun and enjoyable.But hey, its just a cartoon show.
>>7825436old menrunning hasbroa NEW AGE
>>782539714th - hearts and hooves day15th - new gf16th - Twilycorn17th - MEGA HIATUSSHITIS GOING DOWN
>>7825436When it stops being enjoyable.
>>7825395If I were to go out with a bang suicide how would i leave my mark on the fandom
>>7825436If the Twilight is a permanent alicorn I'll definitely stop watching it the day the episodes premiere. Maybe when I have the time I'll spend the 22 minutes and see what stupid shit unfolds.Humans? I'd drop it completely and salvage what fond memories I have left.
>>7825446Big fucking surprise
>>7825446And a meteor is heading toward the Earth!
>>7825472You are so ominous Leth.
>>7825483AND THE PROM IS THIS WEEKEND
>>7825473Take out Seth and PT in your explosion
>>7825436>permanent Alicorn Twilightwhat, season4 is prepared and seems legit. how's it going on without Twilight
>>7825473dress up in a alicorn twilight fursuit, go to times square and light yourself on fire
>>7825279>your sperm had to be the one who wanted to go fast
>>7825499And the missile has been launched!
>>7825478>the next morning
>>7825499AND MY STOMACH IS SICK!
>>7825435You really don't know? A very advanced Android phone that Google sells directly to you for $300US plus applicable tax. No contracts, you give Google money, they give you an unlocked phone.Main fault is no expandable memory (no SD card slot), but you get practically every other feature known to phones.
>>7825501Here's a situationYou have a buttonIt will kill either:SethPurple Tinkeror YaminoYou can only press one button, the others will not work after one has been pressed. This cannot be traced back to you.Which one do you press, if any?
>>7825347>it ain't significant enoughyou people are the wqorst
>Honestly thinking the show wont revert to the status quo in the end.
>>7825522>>7825525And Foodfight was awful!
>>7825543I'd just buy a used samsung galaxy, IMO.
>>7825549Duct-tape down the Yamino button.
>>7825565And Superman got shot by a kryptontie bullet!
>>7825400>nexus 4 master raceI'm glad other people support the google overlords
>>7825543>$300USYeah, I got food stamps.
>>7825543No SD/mini SD?but muh music and mediaOf course, if the internals pretty high I can deal.
>>7825565And my job is being replaced by a computer!
>>7825469If this was a year ago, then the 17th would be the day in which Shu, the MC of Guilty Crown, gets his arm cut off and a shitstorm occurs
>>7825549Seth's a big autistic faggot, but face it, he's OUR autistic faggot.No one cares about Purple Tinker. His rage makes for some good fun pass time though.I'd press Yamino's.
>>7825577>Taco BellEvery single time I have tried my luck thereliterally every single timeI have gotten food poisoning
>>7825562I dunno man, the article did imply Twilight will stay a princess.
>>7825565Awful, yes, but I thought it was endearing nonetheless. It's like a really shitty toy story with puns on crack.
>>7825604The bacteria is what gives it flavor
>>7825604What would you expect from a place that severs dog food?
>>7825549If you put me in a room with them and gave me a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Yamino twice.
>>7825577>reccomending Taco Bell over anything that isn't literal excrement
>>7825549slam all three in the hopes that it kills them all.
>>7825605>being on 4chan and not knowing about >implicationsthe fuck man
>>78255771. LOADED POTATO2. BEEFY NACHO99999999999999999. SPICY CHICKEN
>>7825604>can't handle the food
Since Twilight inventing a new spell is what makes her an alicorn, was Starswirl an alicorn?
>Rarara will be solo Unicorn in mane 6
>>7825549YAMINO. A MILLION TIMES. I'd keep pressing the button to see if I could kill it more than once.
>>7825604I haven't gotten food poisoning in years despite eating fast food a few times a weekI guess I've just adjusted or something
>>7825596Dude, just get an unlimited data plan so you can use netflix/youtube for media, and give up using your lossless flacs as the music files of choice. 16gb can be stretched plenty. I have 8gb of music, and have plenty of room for some tv shows/media. Not to mention more entertainment can be had using an emulator, especially since you can just bluetooth a PS3 remote to it.
>>7825684starswirl was the first alicornhe created the elements of harmony and celestia and luna
>>7825648What if it's revealed that they were humans in pony suits this whole time?
>>7825577>voluntarily eating Taco Bell
>>7825712I guess it would be time to buy a fursuit
>>7825712>lyra was the only pony
>>7825712What if the audience was ponies in human suits all along?
>>7825581>>7825602>>7825635>>7825646>>7825689What's with all the Yamino hate?
>>7825577>I live in Wyoming>We only have Taco Johns>No Baha Blast
>tfw can't learning about Descartes anymore in school without at least smirkingdo you see what you guys did to me
>>7825725suck it nerd
>>7825708That....would honestly make sense, chronologically. with how the three pony tribes were kicking around before them
>>7825742yamino killed adventure time lesbians and derpy
>>7825549You ever heard of a James Cameron Choice?This is a James Cameron Choice.Yamino is the single most reviled person in the fandom, and especially in MLPG.You're basically asking us who we hate more - the guy downstairs who blasts his music really loud, the lady who lets her dog shit on our lawn and doesn't pick it up, or the guy who raped/murdered/mutilated/ate our child.
>>7825747this isn't ponies
>>7825549Yamino, not even a contestSeth is just sethPurple tinker is just annoying but harmless,fuck yamoni
>>7825742She's a horrible human being.
>>7825578I wholeheartedly agree with you. I'm currently waiting for a used Nexus S to arrive to replace my phone. At work, I always hock the refurbs, since 90% of the time, the product wasn't even used.>>7825596You get the best internals, or close enough to it. Depending on your carrier, the data might not even matter.>>7825589You probably shouldn't be worrying about phones much, then. I'd recommend ATT's or T-Mobile's pay as you go service, basic phones but WAY LESS expensive service. Look for refurbished phones to save more.Sage for not pony.
>>7825331>have nexus w/ case>slides off couch onto tile>spiderweb cracks over entire phonenopenopenope
>>7825744>WyomingYou have my pityYou better be a Broncos fan nigga
>>7825712I guess it would really pull the wool over their eyes!
>>7825712>finally bronies kill themselves for finding them human>ruining fandom
>>7825565>>7825585AND THE PROMS TOMORROW!
>>7825742>>7825775Killing Yamino wont bring her back you know.
>>7825776I don't worry about phones much. I've used the same one for around four years now and it's held up kinda well, soyeah.
>>7825809FUCK YOU GIVE ME BACK MY HONEY
>>7825809Nothing can ever bring her backNothing ;_;
>>7825791PackersI do say I don't care about football if it is brought up, though, just so I don't get lynched
>>7825747>still learning about descarteseither you're underage or you picked a shit major
>>7825604I've never gotten food poisong from eating out, how do you get so unlucky?
>>7825818off topic bullshit
>>7825756Alright, so we agree that headcannon says that Starswirl created the EoH and he was the first alicorn, so could we assume that he made Celestia and Luna into alicorns to watch out the planet after he was gone?
>>7825809No but it sure would make me feel better.
>>7825742>>7825809No. It'll feel good though
>>7825838I like that.
People are complaining about Twilight staying young while her friends wither and die. That's bullshit. Celestia and Luna just use anti-aging spells. Twilight wouldn't have to do so. In fact, Twilight might never be powerful enough to use anti aging spells(Anti Aging spells are canon, Magic Duel)Even if Twilight could manage it, the thing is that Celestia's only family and friend is also an immortal. Twilight could make her friends be immortal too, but what about their families? What about their other friends? And what about their families? and what about their family's friends or their friend's family's friends? And so on and so fourth. Where does it end? Ponyville? Equestria? THE WORLD? Besides, Twilight tends to take more moral highgrounds than Celestia. Celestia banished her sister for a thousand years and trolls her subjects.
>>7825742/b/-rony dipshits cared about derpyprobably the same idiots who are mad over alicorntwi
>>7825838>PatriarchNOT IN THIS SHOW, FAGGOT
>>7825838Before or after he slept with both of them?
>>7825813I hate that particular person, but will still call them by whatever gender they are, uhh, currently, or however that works.
You know, as sad as I am to see Derpy get the axe, it's kinda good thing. Now she'll always be remembered. She's endearing because of what happened.
>>7825826>tfw Packers miss their chance at the Superb Owl
>>7825818at least do it right
>taking autism test>questions are obviously asking if you do autistic thingscmoni want to know
>>7825838>>7825756>>7825708>weI'm pretty sure it was stated that he was Celestia's student.
>>7825747you shouldn't be on this site if you're underage
>>7825889She was already endearing.All of the characters are endearing.WE WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW because they're all so endearing.Pay attention anon.
>>7825889>carrot top looks after dinky full time now that derpy's gone
>>7825862Get out of here betty you made me waifu a horse and then wrote a shitty ending.Plus you don't even have a vagina.
now this boat is sinking into piss called "dropping out".
>>7825902Ha ha, no.
>>7825870>/b/-rony dipshits cared about derpyDo you know where you are right now?
>>7825818>has to steal from another board to derail the threadand you wonder why Tiarawhy makes more money than you do
>>7825878Dude!They would be like his children!How would you feel if you had to raise Celestia and Luna by yourself from young foals and take care of them as they grew into adulthood, teaching them as best you can so they could face immortality?
>>7825921>canonThat's still not how that word works.
>>7825895that's what megasweet looks like? I always pictured him as an extremely skinny kid that shit himself back in elementary school
Would you cuddle a Spike?
>>7825685>he doesn't know Trixie is going to become a new main character under the tutelage of Princess Twilight
>>7825948The word is meaningless as all fiction is equally real.
>>7825949That's John Jeseco, though...
>>7825956i dunnothe last time he kept sticking his tail in my butt
>>7825921What the FUCK was with all the nuzzling in that scene?
>>7825972truthdinky is everyones daughterincluding pumpkin cake
anyone want to listen to some music?http://mumu.io/player/twilicorn
>>7825987Daddy loves his little sunshine
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>7825973Close enough, then. I really don't care about people in the "community" I only know their names becase they make porn that is occasionally fappable
>>7825436humansi would prentend it didn't even happen
>>7825987Ponies are affectionate, especially to the ones they marry
what if pony cheated on pony
>>7825972then why do people get so upset over OC ponies?
Has a fan artist ever replied to you over tumblr?
>>7826035Why'd she marry her brother?
>>7825895From a quick glance it looks like LMJ is a very tiny man and has his arm around MS' shoulder.
>>7825919Hey! I'll pick it back up in the future eventually. Chill. Also, I'm bi so you can still date me if you want or whatever-- if that was your grand plan.>you made me waifu a horseI'm honored, y-you baka!
>>7826035you will never have a pony waifu/husbando that will publically nuzzle you constantly
>>7826035Good thing Mr Cake is so oblivious
>>7825895>Miss JayOhhhhh man, Miss Jay. I'll never understand why people like that hide behind shit like BUT ITS MUH STYLE
>>7826018>You will never hold a filly Celestia in your arms, gently singing "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine" out of tune to help her drift off to sleep
>>7826040>Fluttershy chewing Applejacks tailoh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
>>7826018what is this fetish called
>>7826040My heart couldn't take that.Fluttershy and Dash have a special pony bond that you could never understand.
>>7826070But anonShe's waist height to me
>>7826082>the house will never then burn down as she subconsciously brings the sun upon it>she will never be constantly haunted by inadvertently murdering you
>>7826040>My least favorite ship being cheated on by my favorite ship.Yes. YES.
>>7825895Are Krabb and PQ brothers
let me go
i hope twilight doesn't try to act regal
>>7826133She's getting lessons from Luna on how a Princess should speak.
>>7826133That would actually be entertaining. Twilight trying to emulate her mentor and just spaghetti everywere
>>7826133Why? That would be fun. I liked how she acted like she was above everyone else before, such as when she decrees to the people what to do in Dragonshy.
>>7826157It's cute and nice and allBut people watching in public might.....get the wrong idea
>>7826149So people should expect for CAPS LOCK adventures with Luna?
>>7826002fuck off subby
>>7826133>>7826149>>7826158>>7826171>26 episodes in a row of Twilight getting princess lessonscan we not plswriters plspls don't
>>7826178ponies are naked. You could see them whenever they get a boner. A society like that would hardly glance at that
>>7826104>brings the sun upon itwouldn't that, like, destroy the planet?
>>7825969I would actually be okay with this
>>7826133WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALKI'M A ROYAL MARENO TIME TO TALKMAGIC STRONG AND DRAGONS WARM I'VE BEEN TRAINED FOR THISSINCE I WAS BORNAND NOW IT'S ALL RIGHTIT'S OKAYYOU MAY LOOK THE OTHER WAYWE CAN TRYTO UNDERSTANDTHE ALICORN EFFECT AT HAND
>>7826213No, the sun is pretty small. Hold up a quarter, it's no bigger than that.
What does Celestia think of the movie Sunshine
>>7826213I imagine it's something like The Human Flame or Torch or whatever goes supernova
>>7826213Celestia only destroys when she wants to.
>>7826196Too bad, it's happening.
>>7826213what kind of gif is that?
I hope the episode doesn't start off with Twilight fucking up a spell
>>7826158>>7826171i mean if she tried it, kinda failed in her own cute dorky way, and then stopped, that would be alright. I just don't want twilight's personality to change
>>7826273But that's exactly what McCarthy said wouldn't happen. Why don't you trust her?
How edgy are you?
With all those toys and promotional stuff we saw of Twilight being a alicorn princess well before the official confirmation, do you think she ever got their royalties?
>>7826263what movie is this?
>>7826295>>7826295I am Kirk, Knight of Thorns
>>7826295im so edgy i draw my circles without any milk
>>7826295So edgy that I intern at hospitals as surgical equipment.
>Valentine's Day is just around the corner
>implying since she got throne of princess, other will get more their own episodeis it for loser who are used to be twifag?
>>7826295Im so edgy, I cant pick up paper without it shredding
>>7826320would you be non-princess Twilights Special Somepony?
>>7826320Fitting that the show should end up like my love life
>>7826327Anon, you've got to organize your folders better, that's just musty old Rarijack, not best ship.
>>7826313And literally the shittiest darkwraith
>>7826345Rose tyler was a tosser. Hated that bitch
>MLP backslides further and further into Pink and Princesses theme>More episodes about "Princess Twily" solving everyone's problems with ease and being the center of attention>the rest of the cast are slowly phased out>Soon even Spike disappears with no warning or reason whatsoever>Ratings plummet>Hasbro cancels the show after 8 seasons and lets the copyrights fall by the wayside, putting out the exact same toys for the next 10 years>They hire a new storyteller to revamp the franchise>MLP g5 makes g4 look like a firecracker, so explosive is its success>Hasbro immediately fires the project head and uses it to sell more toys of princesses and tea parties>they are shocked when MLP's popularity drops to an all-time low and blame the storytellerRepeat ad infinitum.
>>7826303My only sunshineMy only sunshineYou make me happyWhen skies are grey please don't take me sunshine away...
>>7826292Why do you trust her
>>7826320>tfw no gf
>>7826396would you ntr pony
>>7826382Klondike should draw more gilda and rover stuff
>>7826313You're supposed to be vidjaing. Get off mlpg.
I just want to have a home cooked dinner with the Apple family, and that will never happen.Why do I go on living.
>>7826421all ships are better than rarijackeven twidash
>>7826413I'd cuckold pony.Of course I'd prefer the other way around.
>>7826320>even after she ascends she won't get a boyfriend
>>7826320>>7826382Don't worry for me, I know what I will do anyway.
>>7826393Weird, this song just started playing on shuffle a few minutes ago.
>>7826382>tfw bf>tfw you hadn't even thought about valentine's day in that regardShit, mlpg, what do
>>7826396that feelthat feeeeeeel.....
>>7826367>>7826367Have you seen my armorI'm a fucking porcupine
>>7826421If only it weren't non-canon
>>7826292i don't trust hasbro at alland some episodes in s3, to me at least, some pones felt a little OOC so I'm just kinda paranoid the dorky unicorn i like will stop existing>>7826295I'm so edgy i go on le 4chan XD
>>7826433>friendsyou're better off than me and I'm not suicidal
>>7826453Give that guy a blowjob.Guys love blowjobs.
>Not shipping Rarity with Applejack's hat
>>7826453suck his dick and make him a sandwich
>>7826441>pony cuckoldingoh yes...
>>7826442That picture is cute.
>>7826421Fuck off faggot we all know this is best ship
>>7826453surprise him wearing a suit of his favorite pony
Which pony does /co/ hate today?
>>7826421I love rarijack almost as much as I love pinkiedash
>>7826488Pinkie Pie, why are you watching that tape so much? You're wearing out the film!
>>7826511You're dead to me.
>>7826461They offer little protection from my Dragon Tooth
>>7826510The answer is always Tori Spelling.
>>7826490>could have made the arrow with the F and XFucking beefed itI bet they don't even know it's there
>>7826490>UPS pone gets you there but beats you up a bit >Fedex pone gets you there fast
>>7826490>Fedexshit express business
>>7826511Rarijack is ok, but there are better ships. Pinkiedash is one of them.
>>7826421>tfw your Ponylesbro gets picked up by your crushFuck everything man...
>>7826534>counting on bronies to know anything about design
>>7826490I would that upsfedex is very ugly
>>7826439>>7826494>RwiDash>Even in the top 50
>>7826534How much do you think that arrow cost? I mean someone had to come up with the design.
>>7826552God tier: Ships I likeShit tier: Ships I don't like.
>>7826552SHIT TIER: ALL OF THEM
>>7826490Fedup is best ship
>>7826584GOAT of all time
>>7826574Probably an insane amount. Logo design is serious shit.
>>7826584>not shipping goats
>>7826446i want to have intercourse with Gilda. i don't care who's in charge, but if she wants to wrestle for who gets control, i'd be more than happy to put her face-down ass-up.
>>7826088AJ is a better partner for Fluttershy
>>7826433>I don't leave my house but for work and the occasional outing with friends.you say that like it's not normal or soemthing, what the hell else is tehre to do that doesn cost money?
GOAT TIER:>Lyrabon>Pinkiedash>TwilestiaGOOD TIER:>Rarijack>Lunashy>OctiscratchSHIT TIER:>Everything else.
>>7826627you're a funny guy
>>7826576Jesus, fuck, that's right. When the goddamn is GF getting off its goddamn hiatus?
>>7826303At one point I forgot the name of that movie but remembered the premise, so I did this to find the title. I actually haven't seen it yet though, but I want to. It sounds a lot like "The Core in space" except better from what I've heard.
>>7826563earth tones are very nice colors
>>7826576>"We're characters without a television show"
would you cut your pony into little pieces?
>>7826630I don't feel like I know enough about shipping to accurately judge the Greatest Ship Of All TimeI also don't feel like any of the ships are that great
Why aren't you happy that Twilight Sparkle is a Princess now, you fucking bronies?
>>7826584goats are the fucking man, man.
>>7826662The 15thBut then it has another hiatus.
>>7826611>"Hey Dweeb - I got nothin' to do right now. You wanna fuck a little?"
>Your ship will never be canon
>>7826676That sounds stupid.
>>7826682So her horn grew bigger right? It's parting her hair.
>>7826681i actually am fine, though, Kojima.
>>7826662I think it gets off it's hiatus around the same time Adventure Time starts it's 3 week hiatus.
Here's some Spitfire and Soarin inks and colors. Now with extra cutiemarks
>>7826700god what a shitty design
>>7826684No. Why the fuck would I ever do that?What the fuck is wrong with you?
Awww shiiiit, is it time for best lesbian horses
>>7826700>Implying she'd go for a loser like you and not the super cool dangerous bad boy rockstar>Implying if you gave her a place to stay she wouldn't mooch off you, and piss you off with her bullshit
>>7826727She's taller, her wings are bigger than a pegasus, her hair is different, and yes, her horn is bigger.
>>7826740I like it.
>>7826700Did your face get hit with shrapnel or something, loser?
>>7826320I asked out this cute redhead girl but then it turns out she's dating my friend.
>>7826684I would slice Pinkie Pie straight down the middle and have only one side still livingShe'll be alright
Twidash is my favorite ship because it has most colors, also, I like nerd x jock kind of thing
>>7826744>>7826748Rarity be canon straight attracted to large, white stallions
>>7826741I wish I knew
>>7826752>Implying she wouldn't get off on dominating you or watching you man up for once.
>>7826786>jagged cut>scissorsYOU TRYIN TO CHEAT ME?
>>7826684>>7826786you are a horrible, horrible HORRIBLE person.
>>7826611>>7826700>Know nothing about what is meanhttp://www.details.com/culture-trends/critical-eye/200907/straight-men-and-their-lesbian-best-friendshttp://www.divamag.co.uk/category/lifestyle/top-10-reasons-to-get-yourself-a-lesbro.aspxBonus one:http://idigyourgirlfriend.com/2012/05/guest-blog-post-friendship-truly-is-magic/So, MLPG, have you learn something today?
I like straight ships
>>7826782But Twilight's not a jock.
>>7826782I know, agree... but could Rainbow date a princess?
>>7826488>that peace signDamn that's harsh.
>>7826786oh you bastard
>>7826816Draw paper pinkie being put back togetherbefore it's too late
>>7826817Yeah, that people are full of shit on the internet.
>implying scissors can kill a Panka
>>7826783already happened. She's still not over him
>>7826813>not knowing these scissors
>>7826817I learned that relationships with other people is just a complete waste of time for me.HAHA more time for video games.
>>7826827Probably not, since she's not attracted to her anyway.
>>7826884>ScissorsThose are pinking shears, thank you very much.l2sewing
>>7826783hey, where da white stallions at?
>>7826834Some how I think it's more harsh without the peace sign.Like in this case, alright it's pretty terrible. But at least you know she's probably breaking up with you. If that weren't there, maybe Lightning Dust is practically raping her, in which case: Angry Pinkie. lots of fallout.
>>7826906Go to bed Rarity
>>7826682So where exactly does the show fucking GO from there?Do her friends just still hang around being all "oh neat you're a princess now but it's not like that's a big deal or anything wanna go fishing?"
>>7826855>two pankosWhat have you done, you've doomed us all...
>>7826744>>7826748>>7826775Man, make it stop, make it STOP!
>>7826855KEEP CUTTING, GET LODS A PANKAS
>>7826862Would MLPG watch a show about Blueblood being thrown out of his castle into the real world and forced to learn life-lessons as an adventurer?
>>7826942>not asking your President if he wants to play basketball
>>7826752>super cool dangerous bad boy rockstardude, we live in 2013."Rockstars" are pretty much dead, and the world better for it.
TwiDash can be cute sometimes
>>7826511>All that onesided pinkiedash in S3
>>7826951>feeding your ponk after midnightThese things you just don't do, people
>>7826954What's the big deal?
>>7826942>>7826960We don't know anything past the Alicorn fact.
>>7826983Make the question mark cake!
>>7825562Meghan sounds like she's on a mission to promote Twilight's Destiny, but I'm still leaning towards agreeing with you.
>>7827002By watching the show.
>>7826983The worst one with the apple, obviously
>>7827002Because Twilight is a girl, that would be gay
I'm done with this nigger bullshit we all know that fat Celestia X fat Luna is best ship
>>7826906But the scissors in the pic are just normal ones>not using pinking shears to cut pink
would you inflate pinkie pie with soap
Rarijack=Twinkie=Flutterdash are best shipping combinations.Prove me wrongOh waitYou can't
>>7826964That sounds interesting. Tell me more
>>7826862>you will never be this handsome
>>7826983>4 cakes to choose from for a wedding>obviously one with a bride and groom and wedding decorationsOH GEE IT MUST BE THE ONE WITH THE APPLE
>>7826700it started easily enough. you came home, and she was splayed out on the couch, somewhere between dead and alive, skunked and horny, jilling herself, writhing under her own fingers as she watched reruns of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys out of the corner of one bloodshot eye. she didn't say anything. just a simple flick of her head, a "get over here or else" look. in between bursts of fucking, you'd occasionally watch TV, and you couldn't tell which was funnier--her, drunk out of her mind and trying to be alluring, or Kevin Sorbo's acting. when you'd woken up the next morning, there were no words spoken, because no words were needed. "did we--?""yeah." "oh.""you good?""yeah.""go again?""fuck yeah."kinks were fine. control was fine. other partners were fine. she didn't care what you did, as long as you didn't stop doing that thing with your hips. the only rule she had, the only rule she made you have, was no kissing after. but of course, that was the only rule you both broke. because, what else are rules for? it started to worry her, though, when her friend asked her if the two of you were "like, a thing now", because you'd both said "no" at the exact same time, with the exact same inflection. she's seen enough movies to know how this one ends.
>>7827000I think anon just RP Spike or some faggotry like that.Go on...
>>7827066all shipping is objectively awful
>>7827072I'm not fat, so I guess I have that over him.
>>7826982>Twi initiating kissing
>>7826976I dunno man seems permanent to me http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/29/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-exclusive-twilight-princess/
Good news everyone,I finally received my first tablet from UPS today.Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
>>7827066my thoughts exactly
So are Twilight's parents prince and princess now too?
>>7827126No, nothing interesting at all. Just ponies doing pony things.
>>7827126We agreed that straight shipping is the best.
>>7827100Jesus ChristWhat would living with Applejack even be like if she were like that?
>>7827153FLUTTERSHY NOW ISN'T A GOOD TIME
What color is Blueblood's penis?
>>7827178red white and blue
>>7827153It always was.
>>7827139>that sad Pinkie( ._.)
>>7826488Does anyone know who made this?
>>7827087Man, I'd cuddle the shit out of Gilda
>>7827126If you haven't seen alicorn Twilight yet, read the article in >>7827113 and catch yourself up on current events.
>>7827196>agreeing and then posting worst ship
>>7826817>From first link>"If you're a boy who likes girls who like girls, then you are a lesbro. And if you're not, maybe you should be">From second link>"Why we love boys who like girls who like girls">"Here at DIVA we've noticed a growing trend: 'lesbros', males who are friends with gay women. Here we highlight 10 reasons for today's lesbian to keep a boy around, and why sometimes a girl best-friend just doesn't cut it…">From last link>Twilight with no wings on a dyke blogWhat?
>>7827087do you think gilda gets all upset when you call her by cutesy pet names like "snugglebunny"
>>7827198I don't know his name, but I know his style. Why?
>>7827224I didn't post shining light though
>>7827214>tags>lesbianIs...was booping always sexual?
>>7827196>implyingLesbian ove is purest love
So does anybody know if Cathy Weseluck has any work lined up now that Spike is leaving the show?
>>7827068>Blueblood makes a huge mistake that disgraces Celestia/his parents and results in some serious diplomatic or political problems>He's castigated, exiled and told he can come back when he's learned a thing or two - when he's ready to be a prince.>The story is of Blueblood slowly turning from a spoiled, ungrateful do-nothing into a capable leader, learning humility, respect for "common folk" and what it means to be a leader from adventurers he meets on the road.
Who am I gonna get shipped wit?
>>7827251that's less a ship and more just casual sex
>>7827261>sleeping in the same bed>not sexual
>>7827261nobut scrunches are
>>7827247I hope soslugger
>>7827291the janitor's closet
I kinda want a lesbian friend. And none of that "LOL XD SO RANDUMB IM ACTUALLY BI" bullshit either. Scoping out women with a woman sounds like an adventure.
>>7827291Babs is one of the girls who is way too sexually aggressive. Like she'll pants some guy in jr. high just to see their dick.
>>7827302>Those ponies are sleeping in the same bed>They must be FUCKING
>all this shippinghow about we ship some OCs?or how about we ship contributors______
>>7827198>>7827250Ah never mind, I found it: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=34617
>>7827291lets see... the only other pony who doesn't have a pairing yet is the 3rd pony seen in the market in "fluttershy learns confidence".Enjoy your soulmate!
>>7827330Lesbians are usually pretty bro tier.
>>7827206she'd fidget and bitch about it. she'd never let you cuddle with her for very long, always coming up with an excuse or something she needed desperately to do. not because she doesn't want to, but because that's who she is.but somehow, she always would manage to find her way into your bed, under the covers, nestled up next to you by the morning.
>>7827330It's an adventure just like falling in love with a manic pixy girl.
>>7825380>3 flame princess episodes in the entire series>OMG it's like nothing but relationships now!!!!
I just realized that I have a favorite ship thanks to this thread.it's twidash
>>7827351I ship myself with my favorite pony.
>>7827368>pixyPixie, tvtropesanon. It's spelt pixie.
>>7827351How about you go fuck yourself?
Can we post ded ships?
>Twilight Sparkle accidentally casts a spell that switches the Cutie Marks and destinies of all her friends, and the only way she can reverse the spell is by writing her own magic. Little does she know that by achieving this great accomplishment, she will fulfill her destiny and emerge a princess. Cool I guess...HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIT ALL OF THIS SHIT IN 22 MINUTES?
>>7827366>>7827267>Applebloom gets the cold, lonely shoulderI just can't pair off the CMC because one doesn't end up happy. So I don't do it at all.
>>7827351>how about we ship some OCs?>contributorsHow about no.
>>7827206>"You are such a faggot sometimes, it's actually... kinda cute.">>7827247>she has to find a way to ask you why you won't call her stuff like darling-dearie-dove>without looking like a fool.
>>7827334sometimes I wish I didn't have one of those dicks that grows like a three times its size when it gets erect, since it looks kinda small when I don't have a boner.
>>7827351I ship ReiDuran with Pinkie Pie;_;
>>7827378Your tastes have finally become poor enough to warrant you your standard-issue fedora! Congratulations!
Enough shippingtime for comics
FUCK AM I GETTING MADGIVE ME CUTE PONIES BEFORE I PUT A HOLE THROUGH MY MONITOR
I ship AnonxPony
>>7827247oh, God yes."oh, i lovey-wuvy you so very much, muffin!""FUCK YOU ASSHOLE."and you'd keep doing it, i imagine, just doing it to piss her off--mostly.
>>7827351I ship myself with whoever I want
>>7827418Now that you mention itI don't even think I've ever even seen a good cute CMC three way picture
>>7827351i ship ur mum wit muh dick
>>7827417They'll rush it as hard as they can. It'll be Eureka Seven: AO all over again.
>>7827438>actually getting rustled
>>7827418That's why she's with Babs
>>7826817>implying it's honestly platonichttp://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends
>>7827375That's pretty much exactly how some people reacted.And honestly, I didn't think the Season 4 opener was really bad at all.
>>7827430Nigga you gotta go through Smile and his Pink Cartel to get to Pinkie.
>>7827455Wow was that really a shot from an episode? How did they fuck up the proporations?
>>7827330Just find a lesbian and tell her that you are lesbro.if she asks "what that's mean?", just give her these links:>>7826817
>>7827472but incest is wrong
>>7827288I know this kind of story.Shit, I know I've seen these ideas before, I just can't put a name to them...
>>7827499I tried that once and she kicked me in the dick.
>>7827437>black eye>missing tooth>she's still laughingFuck you, made me laugh
>>7827494>proporationsThanks for embiggening my vocabulary.
Pone should only be used for the forces of good
>>78274943/10 I replied
>>7827351>shipping contributorsLike Squeak and Art-Anon?
>>7827522the Mighty Thor.among others, but that's the one you'll probably know the most off-hand.
>>7827429I know that feel. It's huge when it's erect, but small when it's not.
>>7827475>Can heterosexual men and women ever be “just friends”?Note the qualifier >heterosexual
>>7827475>Conservative website>Implying I will eat your bullshitHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!
>>7827330Real dykes are very male-ish. They're like a mixture of guys and girls. Interesting.
i ship rarity and stallion penis
>all this ships>no one posting the best one
>>7827437>>7827532I don't know where the hell this joke came from or why it makes me laugh.
>>7827561I'd preen the hell out of those wings
>>7827579No way. You're a terrible person, and I wish I wasnt even in the same room as you
>>7827417>>Twilight Sparkle accidentally casts a spell that switches the Cutie Marks and destinies of all her friends, and the only way she can reverse the spell is by writing her own magic.Good episode premise.>Little does she know that by achieving this great accomplishment, she will fulfill her destiny and emerge a princess. Looks tacked on as hell.
>>7827491Ha, he still thinks he has Pinkie?I tricked him into thinking Pinkie was Pinkie while I made off with Pinkie.
>>7827577>scientific america>conservativew8 mate
>>7827612Ha what a dumbass
>>7827580>tfw not sure if they're actually a guy or a girl>want to ask them out or at least for their numbers
>>7827604I don't think you have a choice.
alright what'd I miss today?
>>7827624Pinkie why are you so cute
>not listening to the cutie mark crusading theme at the club or working
>>7827667I would fuck Pinkie while she wears a suit of herself.
>>7827648>AA will never finish that
>>7827291You know it to be true MLPG
>>7827651>he wasn't thereOh man. Art-Anon totally beefed it.
>>7827417oh jesus this is going to be insanityit seriously sounds like they pitched that thinking it would be 40 minutes though
would you r63 Diamond Tiara?
Well is she?
>>7827694Oh oh ohNot that guy but what happpaned?
>>7827667OH GOD GIANT ANGRY PANKA ATE PANKO, AND NOW SHE IS HORNY!
>>7827648if it were that DT it would be a different storylittle-filly DT, no thank you
>>7827351>no one will ever ship you
>>7827684Its not that kind of suit anon
>>7827651Princess Twily being annouced I guess. Also, pony ships.
>>7827683>implying mlpg goes clubbing
>>7827709>>7827716He made a new horse but didn't put anything in the subject line, so the Beacon didn't pick up the thread, even though it got marked. It didn't do too much - just made it a little harder to find the thread because it 404'd before he could post the link.
>>7827725But if THE Pinkie Pie were in that suit I would find a way.
>>7827716He pulled a Silverman and spaghetti'd the archive.
>>7827746You know, feels guy, at the club if you jsut go out and dance, no matter how stupid you look, you'll forget about it and have fun
>>7827651Twilycorn invaded yotsuba B on the sub.
>>7827772But how could those be the Wonderbolts?
>>7827671...u-unfI'm afraid she'd catch me staring
>>7827330>You will never have lesbians friends as bros
>>7827724I already do>>7827439
>>7827785wait what? i got to the last thread by following the archive, was it down or something?
>>7827809she just widens her smile and flicks her tail
>>7827809But Anon.She was hoping you would stare.
>>7827811Joke's on you, I already do.
>>7827671........You know, I REALLY DON'T care for the ponies having genitalia. Despite that, I think that is a good image. Not sexually but objectively, the lighting and shading is good and it's well drawn
>>7827822No. The Hyperindex picked it up fine, but apparently a lot of us don't use it.Spaghetti all round today.
having a discussion with /a/ on how shit /a/ is really getting on my nervesI need to post some cute pony to calm me down
>>7827840>>7827827Oh god dammit.Any good celestia fapfics?
>>7827648>implying I wont deck her in the face.
>implying the episode before wasnt the ending
>no one will ever ship AnonxAnon as they try to maintain a relationship while shooing off all the mares and occasional stallion
>>7827417>greentextplease tell me that's not the official episode description...
>>7827865Just post the pony and don't tell us your life story, asshole. FuckI need to go to /a/ and post some bebop to calm me down.
>>7827835Can you talk about women with her without she says "FUCKING PIG, STOP TO OBJECTIFY WOMEN, ANON!"?
>>7827855>good image>obviously a huge fucking overlay of bed curtains textured over it the picture
>>7827785Doesn't matter the subject line.How did he managed to have Pony, MLP, any of the mane cast names or Trixie in the rest of the post
>>7827865>having a discussion with /a/That's your first mistake, sir.Have some ponk.
>>7827777>mfw Hasbro pulls a Gainax ending
>>7827671There's curtains in that picture
>>7827894Yes it is
>>7827845>PROVE IT OR BULLSHIT!
>>7827706for some reason I suddenly thought of that one PPG episode where Bubbles goes "Hardcore" because she doesn't think she's being taken seriouslyif only PYHD had been something like that...
>>7827910The Hyperindex picks it up if the word "pony" or "ponies" is in the comment.
>>7827855The light is just kinda coming from nowhere.
>>7827924That was actually the perfect ending for that show.It was so ridiculous and nonsensical, it fit the series to a tee.
>>7827869I'd like to know this as well
>>7827865Why is Pinkie Pie so adorableThere's no way such cuteness can be contained in such a small areait's impossible
>>7827948And the names of the mane castAnd TrixieAnd it can be anywhere in the comment
>>7827864I forget the url for the hyperindex sometimes.
>>7827933Ah well, at least it was a good episode.
>>7827865>having a discussion with /a/ on how shit /a/ isIt's like being on /v/
>>7827933The situation is different because Bubbles' sisters were making fun of her for being a wimp whereas Flutter was just trod on like a doormat and felt the need to wreak vengeance
>>7827979In the postI meant potsIt can be in the email, Name whatever
>>7827891that's not a bad idea actually
>>7827777Twilight will die. But her soul will choose to go back in time, the time when she was happiest, and she will be at season 1 first episode. Celestia who loves Twilight wants to be with her too and wants to be in a time when Twilight'd love her, but since she already loves Spike she'll go back in time before Twilight is born, and become her mother
>>7827977>Pinkie waiting for her dragon dildos.gif
>>7827977Or is it?
>Twilight, dear, you just have to let me design a new dress to match those new wings of yours! Ugh, that dreaded yellow thing you're wearing just doesn't match your natural lavender. I was thinking maybe some sapphires lining the seam of a wonderful violet gown.>Rarity, you're in the presence of a princess.
>>78279771. Dashie2. Fluttershy3. Pinkie4. Twilight5. Applejack6. Rarity
doing another installment of Cougararity: being part the second, in which Cougararity picks up anon from college and pretties him up to take him to a party. thinking about doing another Gilda, as well.
>>7827869pone or human?
>>7827972>>7827869"Date with a Princess"It's humanized though, but only the first half
>valentines day coming up
>>7827989>having a discussion with X on how shit X isit's like being on 4chan
>>7828023>Cougarityoh myohhh my
>>7828024Whichever really >>7828027I'll check that one out.
>>7828009>Pinkie receives her dragon dildos.gif
>>7828030It's going to be great
>>7827558>>7827617Okay, yeah. So it's been done before.I'd still watch it again if it was done well. It'd be nice to see Blueblood get taken down a peg or two.
>>7827977I don't know about that...
>>7828030isn't it exciting
>>7828018>that dreaded yellow thing you're wearing just doesn't match your natural lavender.>Rarity not knowing complementary colors>Rarity already made a dress that was yellow for her.Immersion ruined.
>>7827845Me too, but unfortunately I know them only through the Internet, I would like to meet them in person.
>>7828023Aw yeah. Cougar Rarity is the best shit.
>>78280211. Applejack1. Pinkie1. Dashie1. Rarity1. Twilight1. FluttershyFixed that for you bro
>>7828023Where the fuck have you been?I missed you. You were one of the people who made it fun to write Humanized.
>>7828048"As Her Majesty Wishes" is alright too. that one's full pone.those are the only two I know of, really. if incest is your thing you could also read the humanlestia quickfap someone wrote last month
>>7828012>you will never carry your favourite pone around in a bottle):
>>7828021>FS>higher than PinkieNIGGA WAT
>>7828104But Rarity is note cute.When has anyone ever said "Rarity is so cute"She's a lady, she is beautiful.
>>7828023it's good to have you back
>>7828109He posts as anon now a days. You can notice by the filenames
>>7828129She's not beautiful, she's a whore
>>7828099>>7828046this is also the one where i'm going to use the "we have to leave RIGHT NOW because i just saw your mother and she wants to meet my date" spot i came up with two years ago.that is all.
>you will never be as bro as those guys in The Reward
>>7828085>implying the all knowing Princess Twilight won't instantly know that Rarity slacked on her birthday dress so she can hang out with snobby ponies>implying Rarara's punishment won't be eternal cuddling
>>7828114Link to those?
>>7828065>He falls in with the Knight and Fawn>"Knight! When tha' fock is this great white fairy-prince gonna stop his whingin'?!">"When he realizes it's not going to change anything. And you watch your language."
Why does princess Twilights dress remind me of this so much?
>>7828129She is also extremely cute. Especially when alone.Just hope you're not alone when you walk on her doing something like this
>>7828109>>7828133i never left.
>>7828072Uh, wow. What were the animators thinking when they made this scene? Hooves don't bend that way at ALL.
>>7828129>When has anyone ever said "Rarity is so cute"
>>7828157>Am I really that cute?
This is canon
>>7828207>dat gifI remember when the show was good, and we were looking forward to new episodes rather than dreading them. ;_;
>>7828164http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/667see attached pic for the incestia
>>7827898I like to post stories with my poniesyou don't have to read them or reply to them if you don't like itthis pony I found when I was out buying a couple of bottles of water during the summer
>>7828228Stop being such a homosexual.
>>7828152Ahah I remember that
Present for Dooks.
>>7828216That it's a cute pose and it's Pinkie Pie so it's okay to bend the rules a little.
>>7828228nothing's changed.The exact same thing happened during the wedding episode.
>>7828174let's not rehash settings now
Fluttershy is by far the cutest ponyThere's no pony I want to cuddle and snuggle with more than Fluttershy
>>7828217>>7828207It's rare the time she acts cute, but when she does it's a delight
>>7828216Anon we've been over thisThe show give absolutely no fucks about equine anatomy
>>7828228You either need to take a break from mlpg or stop taking posts here so seriously when most of them are being retarded. Like a lot of them.Completely retarded.
>>7828259that would be a cute CMC episode.
>>7828152>Two years agoN-no. That had to have been a year at most you posted that!
>>7828259hahahaSweetie looks so proud>"I know! Can you believe it?! Maybe we'll get our cutie marks in cookie-eating!">Charity smacks her on the back of the head
>>7828259That is one fat Bloom
>>7828259And then they got kicked out
>>7828295>people speculate the new episode might be disappointing based on leaked information>"omg your all competiutively retarded
>>7828284SHE IS PRETTY FUCKIN CUTE
>>7828321She was excited to eat a baked good that's not apple related for a change
>>7828298so many pinkieswhich one do I fuck first?
>>7828269Sorry. Just thought it'd be a fun idea.
>>7828189you get a snippet.he saw her walking back towards him, panic in her eyes, furiously pulling her hand across her throat, mouthing "go" over and over again. somehow, he managed to glean that she wanted him to leave."what's wrong?" he asked her as she caught him up, dragging him by the arm. she didn't answer, pulling him until they were both outside, standing in the night air, waiting for the valet to show up."i, ah... i just saw your mother in there, darling. she wanted to meet my date." he burst out laughing.work in progress.
>rarara >not cute
>>7828290She has one of the highest cuteness potential in the show.It may not happen often but when it does man can she be adorable.
>>7828259Oh man oh god I love it so much!Thanks again!
>>7828346It's not the information being presented or the possible speculation that's retarded.It's how people are posting that is. Come on anon. There's reasonable doubt and there's "END OF THE WORLD" spam.
>>7828367The sad one. She won't fight back.
>>7828367ZeroPink ponies aren't for sexual, anon.
>>7828346>oh no there's no possible way we could try to find the good in what we know only the bad waa waa waaI say that as not being happy about Twilycorn too.
>>7828388I love you dooks.
>>7828076I just read that in her voice
>>7828374so what was cougarity part 1?
>>7828418But are they for sensual?
>>7828381you know what we should have? Spike and Rarity as Nick and Nora Charles.Pinkie can be Asta or something, i don't fucking know.
>>7828374does she have a hot and legal little sister?
>>7828418They're for supersexual!
>>7828388>Oh man oh godhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg
>>7828485ANONSTOP ANON YOU DO NOT KNOW WHA YOU ARE DOING
>>7828422I put my faith in Blast HardLarson.
>>7828455bad. couldn't figure out how to end it right--it was sex, but i couldn't get it to work--so i just ended it flat and posted it at anon's prodding.http://pastebin.com/hikEAsbj
>>7828476>they think Panka is for sexual
>leave thread over two hours ago to shop and do things>come backstill no dooks stram
>>7828516what a shame...
QUICK MLPGWHICH SONG ARE YOU MOST EXCITED TO HEAR IN GLORIOUS JAPANESE
guys i love blue horse, what do?
>>7828362>it has been two years since we've heard that laugh
>>7828523But what about cuddling and hugging and kissing and stuff?
>>7828537>pinkie pie will never lovingly crush you with a steamroller
>>7828543I don't knowI love yellow horse
>>7828540I wonder if they'll get a different opening, like the Italian one
>>7828543________________cuddle her into submissions_____________________________________________________________________________
>>7828565>Pinkie Pie will never stop time so she can be with you just a little bit longer.
>>7828540Tie between At The Gala and Winter Wrap Up.
>>7828565>pinkie will never screech WRYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>7828543stop itNothing good will come from loving pony
>>7828540Is that some Rikose?
>>7828540OINK OINK OINK
>>7828578Alright we get it, you're a fucking weeaboo.
>>7828543Continue loving said horseWe niggas now
>>7828605Can it even really be considered weab at this point? It's entry level as fuck.
>>7828606That's there way of telling you to fuck off.
>>7828605>Jojo>Weabou b8n m8e