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Talk about your favorite pone pair
Old horse is irreverent.
New horse is now
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>>7759025
Bout time you showed up
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why is rarity talking to a yoshi
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>>7755648
previous thread
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POINES.

POYNES.
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I solemnly swear to keep boards separate
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>>7759059
post the thing!
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Previous Thread
>>7755648

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best sisters
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https://derpibooru.org/tags/pinkiespike

I'm a happy man
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MLPG Nights
Like MLPG Morns
More often than not
are stuffed full of rot
shitposting and porn

MLPG Nights
Where good sense and taste flee
A fag off his guard
will fall and fall hard
out here on the sea...
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>>7759014
My favorite horse pair doesn't have an episode...
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>>7759025
YOU MEAN IT?
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POST MORE FUCKING POWNS
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Keep the /pol/ shit in /pol/ or I fucking swear I will delete this thread.
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>>7759128
>filename
UNF
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>>7759092
>>7758339
>>7758957
roight. this was easy, the helicopter one is a bit more complex
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>>7759138
>mentioning it

This is the worst possible thing you could do.
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>>7759138
>/pol/
>not /k/
either way, only pony beyond here
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>>7759014
Twilight and Trixie.
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>>7759025
I know.
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>>7759138

Do it faggot
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>>7759138
But I never got a chance to post this
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>>7759117
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMap9XGJvx4
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>>7759163
hehehehe
what a cute little guy
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>>7759163
Take it a bit slower with the penmenship so it's a bit nicer next time.
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>>7759025
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>>7759059
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I tried this again. I think it's much cleaner than the first one. it's still pretty shit, though
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>>7759181
Yeah, we got that.
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>you will die before mind uploading is perfected
>you will never have the chance to feel your pone waifu's warm, velvety lips clench around you and milk you dry for real
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HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG
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Guys. Guys.

Chicks with Dicks
Mares with Flares
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>>7759163

>"Are you suuuuure?"
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>>7759197
My penmenship is always awful tho ;_;

I really wish I had a text input thing so I wouldn't have to write...
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>>7759147
Anyone have Scootaloo green text feeks that don't involve putting your dick in her?
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>>7759208
looks nice. Shorter snout might be cuter. And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.
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>>7759220
It works so well
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>>7759220
I hate you so much right now
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>>7759248
Just write slower and more deliberately. Alternatively, copy and paste from ms paint or something
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>>7759217

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwCHRzxEnc

PULL OVER NOW

PULL IT OVER NOW

I SAID PULL IT OVER
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>>7759249
nope
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>>7759272
>8 minutes long
too long, didn't listen
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>>7759249
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/Scootaloo
Here. Take this.
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>>7759252
>And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.
haha whoops
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>>7759315

It was linked, but only once

because the guy who did it sucks dick
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>>7759249
>not sticking your feeks into Scootaloo
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Pone should go to outer space

Beyond Luna hopping about the moon, do we have other pics of ponies enjoying the vacuum of space?
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>>7759331
>Scootaloo uses your feeks as a fetish
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What would this feel like

as the pony
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>>7759315
here it is
>>7759074

Don't know why you would want to go back to that horrible place, but whatever.
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Man if I made the general it would be SO MUCH BETTER
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>>7759344
Wonderful.
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>>7759336
I recall an image of the Main Six following Luna on a rainbow that stretched to the moon.
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>>7759344
getting your ass rimmed feels good
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>>7759336
Pinkie tried once
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>>7759345
He said new general, not old general.
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>>7759344
Like somepony trying to play your asshole like a tronbone.
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>>7759344
To get your marshmallow pony butthole blown on? Probably like a gentle buzzing, so pleasant, but scary if you were woken up by a stranger like this.
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>>7759372
>poot
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>>7759374
It was linked, just only once
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>>7759357
Finish that boxer FP.
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>>7759336
Not quite, but I have this
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>>7759374
the new general was linked
he missed it
that's not our fault
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>>7759374
Oh right

My bad
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>>7759371
>you'll never hear your favorite pony squeal in pleasure as you rim her anus
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>>7759344
Well, if you really wanted to find out, you could probably get Twilight to dig up a shared-sensation spell to let you try.
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>>7759272

>Driving with Gilda
>A cop pulls you over
>tells you to turn down the stereo

>she pulls up this song, looks the officer right in the eye, and cranks it up full blast.
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>>7759395
doesn't her tail get burned if she use the rocket?
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>>7759412
Last time she did that I ended up feeling her vagina everywhere.

It was not pleasant
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>>7759308
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/Scootaloo
Yes! This is exactly what I wanted, anon.
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>>7759395
That's such a neat pic. Gives me a happy feel.
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>>7759414
>cop is completely unfazed and continues writing up the ticket
>he keeps writing her up for every little violation she keeps coming up with
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>>7759414
>as the officer is walking up to the car she slides her hand into your wasteland
>"Something the matter, sir? You look very nervous."
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>>7759272
youtu.be/O5eOknaXgYU?t=15m24s

STOP RESISTING
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>>7759446
Cops like that are hilarious.
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>>7759446
even the passenger gets in trouble
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>>7759446
>meanwhile you're in the driver's seat with your forehead resting against the steering wheel in resignation
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>>7759440
And nothing of value was lost.
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>>7759446

>She just sits and watches him the whole time.
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>>7759465
Inside you know he is lining up the drinks he is going to need after his shift.
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>>7759235
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To anyone that still plays this shitty game:

1) Turn on airplane mode (seems to minimize distractions)
2) Let something you want spawn on the ground but don't pick it up. I tapped on parasprites until I finally got a gem.
3) Quickly go to the social screen, X out of the "find your friends" thing, and tap on Princess Celestia to visit her town.
4) When you get there you'll see your gem. Let it autocollect.
5) Tap the return button to leave Celestia, X out of the "find your friends" thing again, and visit Celestia again.
6) This time you WON'T see your gem but just wait. You should still hear the sound and animation for the autocollect.
7) Go back to #5 and keep repeating until the game crashes.
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I have a delivery for anon
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>>7759506
That is adorable man.

You should draw more of him and the twins.
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>>7759506
>sketch layer
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>>7759506
He's so adoooorable.
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>>7759506
Now draw him wearing a pretty little dress!
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>>7759531
Right here, good sir. What do I owe you for
>shipping?
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>>7759506
hnnnng
he's so precious
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pone is not for sexually
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>>7759476
gilda you're not gonna fuck another cop
come on you know that has never turned out well for you
not the last five anyway
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>>7759531
Ponies being carried is the cutest thing ever.
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>>7759550
2nd

It was a dare

He had to do it
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>>7759550
Can Scootaloo be there with a snappy tux?
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>>7759336
Technically, she's enjoying the earth like pressure inside her suit.
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>>7759564
>Implying the cop could resist that fine lion booty
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pone is for my sexually only
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what if the mane 6 combine their elements and make Twilight Captain Planet
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>>7759531
>AJ is actually enjoying herself
heh
I'll take 'em!
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>>7759564

>"Like he needs it - he spends all day fucking the rest of us - I'm surprised his dick isn't smoking."
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>>7759559

But what if pones consider human to be for sexually?
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>>7759541
oh god im so embarrassed
>>7759550
what no
that is not befitting a young stallion trying to look not adorable
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>>7759568
Yes.
YES.

This is brilliant.
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>>7759531
If only they knew what was going to happen to them when they got home.
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>>7759600
It's okay, I won't tell his friends if you don't.
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>>7759597
I'm pretty sure they already do
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>>7759615
Consensual cuddling?
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>>7759615

...A hot meal, a warm place to sleep and maybe some cuddling if they want?
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>>7759584
That would be a good episode. Especially if Sombra comes back and tries to turn the world into a snowball
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>>7759600
What if it's a manly dress?
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>>7759597
I'd let them do their best, they're curious about things like that.
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>>7759634
>>7759635
No, get your minds out of the gutter.
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>>7759597
No, humans are for foreplay.

Hands, long bodies, stamina, but smaller than pony between the legs.
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>>7759600
>he tries wearing dark sunglasses so he'll look cooler and less adorable
>he spends a lot of time bumping into things
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>>7759615
>winking ahead
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>>7759584
can captain twilight end global warming?
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>>7759597
well, as long as it's consensual lyra
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>>7759673

Draw a consensual Lyra.
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>>7759673
by the time she's done you'd be dehydrated and exhausted
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>>7759651
>smaller than pony
>not scaling horse cocks down from full horse size to little pony size
For all intents and purposes, average human penii would only be like an inch or so shorter than pones penis.
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>>7759600
He lost a bet with Scootaloo. And a manly stallion pays his debts.
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>>7759654
>he spends the evening walking around Ponyille
>it explodes in his cool awesome presence
>but he doesn't look at them because that's now what cool guys do
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I just realized I wasn't born with talent.
Does the crippling depression ever get easier to bear?
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>>7759673
>humans need consent in Equestria
>They aren't able to give their own
>Their pony guardian has to give the permission to cuddle another pony in public
>Otherwise they will go to pony jail
>Where all the bitey ponies go
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>>7759713
No one is born with talent. You just need to change your mindset.
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>>7759692
but lyra makes me feel sad

stupid horse fanfiction
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>>7759713
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>>7759739

Draw Sad Lyra and Happy Lyra together.
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>>7759701
Which is still shorter. If humans were for sexual they'd be bigger.
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>>7759531
I tried
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>>7759724
>you have to ask your pony for permission to cuddle other ponies
>they always say no
>they make you watch as they cuddle each other
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>>7759713
>being born with talent
Nobody picks up a pen and is a magical art wizard. Practice and study if you want skill. Also, I'm a firm believer that life is a grand balancing act. You have to pay to get something. While you may not have once skill that someone else has, that person could very well have a shortcoming you wouldn't even consider a problem.
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>>7759752
Bon Bon, you're never going to convince her.
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>Celestia had relations with someone
>sends Twilight to cover it up.
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>>7759600
>>7759506

>"But if you're ULTRA sure... then who am I gonna get my daily Rumble-huggles from?
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>>7759739
what
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>>7759752
They'd want to try it for the novelty, if anything.
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>>7759756
who the fuck is that green guy
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>>7759775
Fuck you I won't.
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>>7759752
>implying you need monstrous size to please a pone
I'd take the 30 minutes - 1 hour endurance over 30 seconds of fast humping ponies.
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>>7759793
>Rumble-huggles
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>>7759806
>not knowing anon
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>>7759806
a fucking weird UPS guy
that's not a standard UPS uniform either
and those packages don't appear to be properly labelled
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>>7759772

>tfw nobody jelly of your skill at public speaking, leading, critical thinking, or problem solving

it's tough, man. Nothing telling you that you did a good job besides getting more applause than the previous speaker.
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>>7759793
I'm wondering

At what age does the balance of power switch and Rumble is dominant over the twins?
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>>7759806
the hulk at work
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>>7759800
>Lyra tells Bonbon humans can have intercourse for minutes at a time
>Bon Bon tells her to stop writing handfics
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>>7759858
>handfic

haha
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>>7759843
He becomes less dominant when he gets older and drops his spaghetti.
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someone wanted visorcolt or whatever his name is

sorry it took so long
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>>7759843
WHEN RUMBLE CAN DEFEAT HIS BROTHER IN MORTAL COMBAT
THAT'S WHEN
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>>7759843
you've never had older siblings, have you?

the ride never ends
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>>7759837
>great public speaking skills
That's a highly marketable skill, Anon. Make business presentations as a management consultant, become trillionaire.
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>>7759843

>Rumble
>dominant

No way. He'd be their equal.

But in their hearts he'd ALWAYS be their baby brother.
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>>7759872
Quit projecting.
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>>7759814
But Bon-Bon
They last so long
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long
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>>7759513
>get 30 gems from one gem drop

holy shit thanks
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>>7759878
>>7759884
See, I'm thinking at some point when he becomes a big handsome stallion, he would become dominant but not realize it.
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>>7759876
Thanks!
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>>7759825

What kind of reaction is that?
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>>7759876
Neat!
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>>7759752
>Not visiting Rarity's Cock Boutique
>Not getting Madame Rarity to reshape your penis into a thick, throbbing, veiny horsecock perfect for satisfying even the sluttiest of mares
>Not having Madame Rarity hike her tail up and waggle her rump at you, offering to let you test drive your new fuckstick
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>>7759894
that word is even worse than pandering
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>>7759899
Shut up Twilight, you don't even know.
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>>7759920
That sounds awfully expensive.
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>>7759828
that doesn't look like him
i think you're mistaken
anon wears a tie
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>>7759930
But I've studied, Dash

SO
SO
Long
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>>7759942
it gets hot sometimes
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>>7759920
>implying that she doesn't let Sweetie Belle take it for a spin instead
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>>7759941
Considering how flip-floppy Equestria's currency is, pretty sure you could just start digging around in the ground and come out with a gem that would pay for the procedure thrice over.
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>>7759958
cut that out, you'll go blind
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>>7759899
You're not helping!
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>>7759942
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>>7759903

But he grew up around the Twins.

I forget what it's called, but people who grow up together don't develop a sexual interest in one another because of a biological process/reflex meant to help prevent incest/inbreeding.
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>>7760030

You missed a spot by her hip.
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>>7760034
so what if he went away to flight camp or something
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>>7760056
Yes, but I am far too uncaring to do something about it.

Maybe someday.
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>>7760030
>>7760056
also I've been wondering if Tex's right eye being that dark is intentional
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>>7760015
>"Bonbon! You gotta help me try it!"
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>>7760030
>Tex's eye
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>>7760030
oh, thanks
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>>7759708
he's too precious
I just wanna pinch his chubby little pon cheek
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>>7760034
What kind of babysitters would they be if they didn't teach him about things grown ups do when he gets older?
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>>7760058
Man, and I thought the latinamerican dub was super bad.
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>>7759920
>Soon enough retro-virus development will be far enough along that it'll be usable
>First they'll fix cancer

>Then they'll develop a pill that'll slowly transform your cock into a foot long horsecock

>You'll probably die before this happens
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>>7760015

Who cares about their dicks!?

Have you TRIED their booze??
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>>7760128
God i want this to be finished
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>>7760108
>you will never be around when medical science reaches the ability to let you change your appearance in any way you see fit
>You will never be the slutty anthro mare
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>>7760128
dicks and booze tend to go hand in hand
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>>7759899
>>7760128
oh but it's so much nicer just to cuddle
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>>7760128
NOT YOU AGAIN!
HOW ARE YOU SO POWERFUL, YOU ARE SO SMALL!
ALSO THAT DOOR COST ME A WEEKS PAY!
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>>7760145
>cosmetic changes
Fuck that.

I want something useful. And nothing related to genitals.
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>>7760072

Kill me.
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>>7760058
NO SINGING ALLOWED
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>>7760164
Do you think he'd fuck a pony?
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>>7760093
>tfw you're the only human in Equestria
>Lyra is constantly sending you elegant love letters
>You literally have bookshelves of letters subtly requesting that you mate with her
>You're certain that she's snuck into your backyard and stole some of your underwear
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>>7760165
I'd rather fly with some fuckin' wings.
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>>7760164
>"Enough of this, fisticuffs now, you hooligan."
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>>7760164
Now he needs to box with Dudley. Like gentlemen.
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>>7760165
what about wings
is that an option
I'll go full pony if I get wings
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>going to buy $6 BD sample discs because
>lowest shipping price is $15
Why
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>>7760128
>Bring alcohol to Equestria
>Bring beer too

>Use the by products to make Vegemite
>Super super salty Vegemite

>Make the whole town drunk on booze and salt
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>>7760128
Have there been very many ponies on Earth fics? Like single ponies ending up on Earth. Wasn't there a joke general about that for a while?
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>>7760128
I wonder how neat it would be to constantly find a drunk pone drinking up one of your wine supply every time you went down there to get a fresh bottle for the dinner table.
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http://ax-brutaloo.tumblr.com/post/41766406470/back-to-business-serious-business
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>>7760202
order some cumlube
it's disgusting!
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>>7760226
That joke general is still alive, but it's dead as hell
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>>7760108
>Real Life becomes Second Life
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>>7760178
He is not some kind of charlatain
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>>7760190
>>7760201
Wings will never be possible.

So I guess I'll just go for nanofiber muscular tissue.
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>>7760186
>You catch Lyra stealing your underwear one night
>She's there with a winking vulva
>You're there with a fully erect cock
>The two of you are too scared to move
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>>7760270
Stop.

You're already ruining it.
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>>7759843
Maybe 15 or so

Once hes equal height hed be stronger, and later hell be even taller, and stronger then some
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lik dis if u cry evertim ;_____;
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>>7760237
but I have no use for it
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>>7760186
You'd deny her in her time of need? You wouldn't give in, just once, when she's in heat, winking furiously?
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>>7760226
there was something like that with Fluttershy, but she was turned into a human
you adopt a cat together and then you keep taking care of it after Fluttershy had to go back home
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>>7760229

>Akatosh give me strength...
>I've told you a thousand times, Small Horse!
>You will not have a drop of this wine until it's ready!
>Now get out!
>And put those barrels down!
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>>7760283
you can pour it on your pony toys and take pictures for the internet
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>>7760252
You'd actually have to ruin your skeleton or something similar to be light enough to fly with wings.

I'd probably still do it.
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>>7760251
What about a really pretty pony
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>>7760270
>Not Lyra wearing your underwear backwards
>Not realizing she uses the hole for her tail
>Not buying her own boxers as a gift
>Not catching her still only wearing yours
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>>7760186
>go to Equestria
>Lyra is just another normal background pony that happens to sit a little funny and hop a lot

How would this make you feel?
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>>7760231
God, that blog went to complete shit.
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>>7760270
Goddammit Lyra
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>>7760324
I would hang out in the background with her and hop on screen with a huge grin
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>>7759513
>100 gems and still going strong
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>>7760306
You would literally look like a monstrosity if it was possible to change your body enough to support flight.
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>>7760324
Fine, if a little disappointed. I mean, how depressing would it be if we could predict everything about Equestria without ever having been there?
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Apple Family singing Sweet Home Equestria when?
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>>7760324
I'd try and be her friend
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>>7760324
Like there's loads of cute ponies.
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>>7760349
Muscles in chest would have to be fuck huge, right? And even if you were small like a pony you would still need a really big wingspan.
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>>7760357
not this year
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>>7760324
That's really all I've ever thought of Lyra
The whole hand/human obsession thing was kind of funny but I never took it seriously. Well as seriously as you can take it.
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>>7760349
what about tiny marshmallow pony with huge wingspan?
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>>7759793

>Rumble-huggles

My heart
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>>7760310
I'm afraid that Fancy Pants has too much pride to just fuck a pony.
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>>7760384
Muscles would need to be massive, and our skeletal structure would need to be changed.

Not to mention our bones are too heavy.
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>>7760324

I'd be fine with it.

Happy Hopping Lyra is cute Lyra.
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>you'll never make pastries with Applejack
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>>7760399
ᵒᵏᵃʸ
>>
how has mlpg distorted your perception of reality
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>>7760394
I just kept the fact that she'd be fascinated by humans, nothing in particular.

Then again a lot of the other pones would probably be too. But Lyra a little more so.
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>>7760407
So we'd need huge guts, right?
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>Go to Equestria
>Lyra has never even heard of humans
>She's actually terrified of you and finds your species revolting
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>>7760420

>you'll never be a pony as adorable as Applejack
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>>7760430
RIP AND TEAR
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>>7760395
>"Did someone say 'huge wingspan?'"
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>>7760422
It hasn't.

It just made me realize cute magical talking pastel pones aren't real.
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>>7760399
Well, you have to draw his lady escort, Fleur de Squirrel. It would be unbecoming of a gentleman adventurer to be without his damsel.
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>>7760426
But technically humans don't exist in that universe as far as we know and Faust implicated.
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>>7760421
Of course he would treat her like a classy mare deserves to be treated. Romance, and all that.
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>>7760397
I had an older cousin who thought I was really cute when I was younger, and it was pretty obvious I had a crush on her, this was at 9-10 years old. She's gorgeous now, and it's still pretty obvious I like her, except it stops being cute when you hit 14 or so, then you're just a pervert.
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>>7760437
I'm cool with being a frightening monster too.

All races will come to fear humanity.
Fuck year.
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>>7760461
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>>7760461
it's a What-If
imagine any other kind of extraterrestrial being and it's essentially the same
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>>7760461
I highly doubt ponies that built the steam locomotive in "Over a Barrel" and "MMMMystery Express".
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>>7760461
Which is why their mythology with human species in it are so fascinating to fillies.

But a bipedal race that technologically advanced is ridiculous. If they're so smart and creative where did they all go?
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>>7760474
Sad how that works.

You're suddenly evil one day for liking someone because you reach a certain number.
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>>7760474

But Anon

Rumble's like her baby brother. Having a crush on your big sister's just weird.
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>>7760474
Not if you stay short and skinny and neotenous.

Which I'm sure you didn't.
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>>7760186
>Lyra comes by your house every other day
>She greets you with a beaming smile and a fresh bouquet of roses
>Every once in a while she brings you a decorative salt lick and a box of gourmet chocolates
>She always wears a special saddle when she comes over
>You catch her talking you up to some of her friends one day, saying that she thinks she's nearly courted you
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>>7760490
Magic explains everything.
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>>7760532
Anon, you have to put effort into this.

You have to stop using "magic" as the answer to everything.
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>>7760515
>you drop by to say hello while she's in the middle of doing so
>she spills every ounce of spaghetti
>this almost makes up for the time you caught her in your garbage.
>almost.
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>>7760507
>it will never be socially acceptable for you to stare at a 14 year old girl's ass again
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>>7760475

.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -... .. --. / -... .-. --- - .... . .-. ... / .. - / .. ... / --. --- --- -.. / - --- / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / .- --. .- .. -.
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i would like to ride this pony nonsexually
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>>7760490

Could Humans and Ponies even peacefully coexist?

Or would it go down like Avatar, but skewed even further in Humanities favor?
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>>7760531
You should post the pics here so I don't have to download a .zip file at the recommendation of a stranger.
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>>7760556
It's barely acceptable for me to be alive in modern society.
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>>7760437
>the first few ponies you meet flee in horror
>you quickly learn to conceal your entire body, including your face
>and all that really does is stop them from running immediately. still nobody wants to talk to you.
>you wander the countryside in solitude, legends forming in your wake of a tall shadowy specter walking the empty night streets
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>>7760572
aww that's adorable
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>>7760572
Where's his nose?
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>>7760572
That is so cute.
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>>7760556

Now if only it were possible to tell how old a girl was by looking at her.

That's one of the reasons I don't flirt with anyone, because with my luck, she'll be like twelve or something and I'll be branded a pervert.
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>>7760573
I'm sure they could. What they lack in science, we give them in exchange for magic.
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>>7760587
Neat.
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>>7760601
its m-muh style
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>>7760572
me too
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>>7760507
I'd fuck her brains out, but she'd never touch me. I can still dream.
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>>7760610
Humans imbued with magic and advanced science would doom the universe, anon.
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>>7760562

HELLO BIG BROTHERS
IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN


God, that story.
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>>7760556

>not doing it anyway
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>>7760572
Yes. I like this. I'm keeping this.
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>>7760572
Hnnng. God I love Celestia.
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>>7760610

>Humanity sells weaponry to both the changelings and ponies.
>Introduces war profiteering
>Conflict in Equestria escalates as every faction attempts to curry favor with the savage aliens known as humans.
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>>7760657
People get arrested for that, anon.
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>>7760641
FOUND IT

I thought I hadn't saved it for a second there.
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>>7760572
>tfw Celestia will never be your trusty warhorse you'd ride into battle

why is reality so cruel. /mlp/?

why is reality so cruel, /mlp/?
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How to make pony seem more masculine?
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>>7760572
>bareback
UNF
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>>7760674

you don't get arrested for murder when you fantasize about killing somebody.
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>>7760636
But that's the fun part. Wouldn't you want to be a technomage?
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>>7760587
Oh god, and so the legend of Jack The Cuddler is born! The Serial Hugger!
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>>7760690
draw a penis on him.
>>
APPLEZ N SHIT YO
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>>7760683

Double post? da fuck

>>7760690
Give it man parts.
Like a beard, y'know?
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>>7760683
smaller eyes
bigger body
less round face
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>>7760674
I looked straight down some girl's shirt all the time when I was at some rehab group. I know she noticed, never said anything about it. Probably because I'm pathetic looking, she just felt bad.
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>>7760699
And yet you do get arrested for lasciviously staring at 14 year olds.

Sorry.
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>>7760683
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>>7760690
Take cues from Big Mac. Burly chest, large legs, large neck, smaller rear.
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>>7760715

>>7760690
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>>7760510
Hey when its not by blood its okay. I bet Cloudchaser bites her lip every year he gets a little taller, and his wings become a little fuller.
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>>7760690

Don't give him eyelashes.

Thicken his neck and square off his muzzle a little more?

Those are the only real differences I can see between them.
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>>7760721
You from Pakistan or something?
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>>7760733

That seems like a horribly proportioned big mac.

Just look at the show instead.
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>>7760704
Yes.
Yes very much so.
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ill take a request
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>>7760766
AJ in a silly hat
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>>7760766

Femrover
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>>7760766
Rumble and Twins.
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Scootaloo getting cutesy with Charity the girlscout filly
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>>7760733

>tfw Big Mac will never have a giant draft horse girlfriend
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>>7760766

Pone sports
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>>7760748
Have you ever tried lasciviously staring at a 14 year old girl?

Try it. See what happens.
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>>7760766

Rarity and Sweetie belle pillow fight.
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>>7760766

Gilda in a biker cap and smoking a cigarette

also fishnet stockings
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>>7760777
>
>>7760766
oops
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>>7760766

Chibi guard ponies.
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>>7760766
Draw mewball drawing mewball drawing mewball drawing a pone
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>>7760776
That one on the left always makes me think of one of those frogs from Yoshi's Island.
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>>7760766
Octavia double cum inflation

Just kidding, Scootaloo in a tux and Rumble in a pretty dress. Rumble lost a bet, now he has to take her to the pony prom the way she agreed to it.
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>>7760447
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>>7760781
Well if it's some kind of private business, they'll ask you to leave.

It's not illegal to stare at people, you know.
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>>7760766
Pipsqueak and Rumble in pretty dresses
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>>7760778
>she winks hard enough to crush steel
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>>7760805

You're gonna masturbate to that, aren't you?
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>>7760809

>the story behind the posting of that picture
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>>7760809
oh fuck
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>>7760766

I'll make a request

stram.
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>>7760809
Man I'd like to see her spread her wings. And by wings I mean cloaca.
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>>7759513
>300k bits and 250 gems

Holy shit thanks anon
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>>7760811
It's harrassment.
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>>7760819
Actually no, I'm just making the request for that guy because he doesn't seem to be on tonight.
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>>7760766
Scootaloo holding onto a turboprop engine
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>>7760811
>>7760781

I can see you as the type who yells that as loud as he can as you hold your head inches from a middle-schooler's chest.

>"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU LOOKING AIN'T ILLEGAL IF SHE DIDN'T WANT IT SHE WOULDN'T BE WEARING THIS SHIRT"
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>>7760841

Didn't mean to link the second guy.
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>>7760839
How fucking big do you think Scoots is?
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>>7760837

Aw, that's kinda sweet.

but is THAT guy gonna masturbate to that?
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>>7760766
Draw Rarity and her amazing Cock Boutique

600 bits for a brand new mini-you!
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>>7760828
>tfw never had gems drop once
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>>7760857
I'm not his hand, but I'd say probably a couple of people would masturbate to that.
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>>7760809
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>>7760818

>Big Mac struggles to uproot a stump
>she comes along and yanks it out without even really trying
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>>7760766
Rumble in a dress blushing bright red, being pegged by Cloudchaser while Flitter sucks his cock
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>>7760877
I will not kiss it.

I will do other things to it.
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>>7760855
Not with it on, just her staring majestically a it
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DECISION TIME
A: Every evening for an hour a pony of your choosing visits your house.
You may hug this pony, pet this pony, and form a friendship with this pony,
but never sex this pony. If you ask, the pony will say no, and if you attempt >rape,
the pony disappears and the service ends.

B: A random, adult, OC pony prostitute of the gender of your choosing shows up every day for sex.
They are all uniformly dumb, uninteresting and disappear as soon as you finish fucking.
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Is your Tumblr pony-related, MLPG?
How many followers do you have?
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>>7760892

>Wouldn't kiss it first

What a fucking loser

I bet you wouldn't even rim her
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>>7760909
B
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>>7760909
B
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>>7760909
A
duh
this isn't even a decision
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>>7760917
He'd fuck her roughly like a man.

LIKE SHE WANTS.
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>>7760915
yes it is
I have 22
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>>7760909

B.

I've got enough friends. I could conquer the world if I didn't have to worry about sex.
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>>7760909
Neither.

>forcing a pone out of their world every damn night
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>>7760915

Yeah
4691
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>>7760915
84
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>>7760909
A. There are other ways for her to relieve me without sex.
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>>7760909
A.

I have a hand for sex.
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>>7760892

it's either kiss her ass, or lick her clean after a long flight.
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>>7760707
>>7760712
it's supposed to be a girl. a masculine girl

>>7760733
>>7760734
>>7760747
Any better?
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>>7760909
A: PINKIE, NO FUCKING CONTEST.
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>>7760587
>you have but a single friend
>a lone zebra living in the depths of an untamed forest serves as your only source of social interaction
>you periodically visit her for tea and conversation to keep you sane. you tell her of your world, she tells you of hers
>though she's the only being you've met here who doesn't react to you with terror, you don't remove your mask around her
>for all you know she'll react just like...all the others
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>>7760935

Who's to say I wouldn't fuck her until it hurt to walk after?

IIII want to rim her. So I would.
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>>7760915
Sometimes.
1364
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>>7760950
the long hair is what kills it as a guy
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>>7760915
I have a googolplex followers
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>>7760915
Yes.
>33
Very popular, look out ladies...
Thanks for reminding me to update at some time tonight or tomorrow.I have something neat!
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>>7760909
A
An hour of cuddling would be perfect

Does it have to be the same pony every night or can I switch it up?
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>>7760963
Nananananananaki!

Why didn't you tell us your OC is a Final Fantasy character?!
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>>7760915
Yeah, but I post other stuff too.
240
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>>7760915
>implying I have a tumblr

I didn't even have a myspace page when it was still popular.
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>>7760957
I like this.
Keep going.
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>>7760909
Either way I don't get to have my cake and eat it too.

I'd rather have A. Pony sex is meaningless without a personality. A pony friend would be fun.


Would a dimensional hopping playpal pony get tired of just getting hugged and petted every night?

Wait, I get to choose the pony? Oh shit, I wouldn't even know who to pick.
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>>7760915
sometimes
28
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>>7760935

"you gave me just what i wanted, anon. you treated me like a woman."
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>>7760980
Well he's not.
But he's inspired by one.
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>>7760949

HOW COULD I CHOOSE

CAN I DO BOTH?
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>>7760915

Usually, yeah.

201.
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>>7760909
Nothing sexual at all? Can I jack off in front of her, or will she disappear?
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>>7760978
You may choose any canon pony on any day.
They will remember you and the conversations you had,
so you could theoretically make friends with all of Ponyville if you wanted.

>>7761000
You could also play games or do other stuff that isn't sex,
as long as it takes only an hour.
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>>7760915
yeah 576
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>>7760957
Bleh, no
>zebra
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>>7760980
Because we all already knew

>furries in charge of being original
#lel
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>>7761012
Can...

Can you draw him in Vanille's outfit?
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>>7760915
I colored two pictures and got 22 followers
it's freaking me out
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>>7761025
Can I choose not to have them visit?

If so A. If not then yeah no deal.
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>>7761023
He just said sex. You could probably hotdog your penis in her butt cheeks and be fine.
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>>7761025
I realize we can play games and stuff. I just think that would be what mostly happens.
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>>7761031
>not liking zebras
get a load of this guy
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>>7760965
Man, but I like the hair. Guess I'll have to find something that fits better.
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>>7761023
She probably wouldn't appreciate it very much.
She wouldn't show you anything explicit, even if you convince her to stick around for you to look at.
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>>7761041
1. I can't draw.
2. Even if I could, her outfit is complex as shit.
3. You want male or female?
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>>7760944

who are you
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>>7760951
A Pinkie no-fucking contest? I think I'd lose.
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>>7760915
1980 for ice pack
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>>7760915
pretty much all the time
309
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>>7761075
probably kevin
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>>7761072
male
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>>7760957
>We all wear masks, dear friend.
>When will the time with yours end?
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>>7761090
Dohoho, new Ice Pack...
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>>7761120
That was posted last night.
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>>7760915
4,719 on FracturedLoyalty
3,814 on RainbowFreakinDash
158 on ScherzicSecretions
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>>7761090
>telling a snake to get up

Oh Ice Pack, you adorable little bimbo.
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I should probably make a tumblr, but I have no idea how to do this shit.
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>>7761090
Ice Pack is adorable as fuck.
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>>7760915
No.
5. I don't know why. I really don't.
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>>7761143
It isn't? I thought that was only Aluminium
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>>7761170
No, many metals are not ferrous
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>>7761157
this isn't you?
>http://reiduran.tumblr.com/
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>>7761104

Dang, you've surpassed me.

But only by literally 30 followers.

it's on
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>>7761075
i can tell you what that person isn't.
a contributor
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>>7761181
That is me, but I don't really consider that much of a tumblr, since it's just me fucking around with how to do shit. I only have one follow and a few posts from forever ago.
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>>7761025
>Bring the brightest ponies in all of Equestria to you
>Quickly give them a run down on of transistors and shit
>Ponies are getting abducted for 1 hour and comeback with fantastic knowledge and insight
>Technology advances the fastest it ever has
>They erect statues in your honour
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>>7761180
Physics is so confusing!

Confizzling, even.
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>>7761170
It's not magnetic, but it is diamagnetic.

>Diamagnetism is when an object is caused to create a magnetic field in opposition to an external magnetic field, in simple terms; the metal in question will repel the metal with the magnetic field.
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>>7761198

wanna say that to my face motherfucker
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>>7761204
But are you good el presidente?
>>
I had a nice, lengthy discussion about MLP on /co/ today. It felt like home.

Funny how most people on /co/ don't care about MLP one way or another. Just goes to prove that some people go out of their way to make a fuss about it.

What are you up to, MLPG?
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>>7761202
>I only have one follow
it's probably me

then fix it up
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>>7761157
It's easy as fuck.
>1. Sign up for Tumblr and create your blog.
>2. Make a few posts that give the general idea of what your blog is about. Make sure to tag them correctly so people can find them.
>3. Start following other blogs that you enjoy.
>4. Pass the links to your posts on to any friends who have Tumblr, so they can reblog you and promote your blog.
Also, if you already have a Twitter, you can link it to your Tumblr, so every post you make will be tweeted, and anyone following you there will see your new Tumblr.
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>>7761233
Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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>>7761233
coloring
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>>7761193
stroke your ego somewhere else.
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>>7761157
Darf's fic about fucking Vinyl in the ass so hard she gets a nosebleed was great, it made me leak
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>>7761251
Im totally devoted to disturbin the peace
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Did anyone else notice that Dash still called Tank a turtle in the last episode?
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>>7761070
>Pony comes to visit
>You show her your pony figurine collection.
>She thinks it's "nice"
>Show her your room
>"Why are there so many stains on your mattress?"
>...idk
>Want to play video games with me?
>"Anon, I have hooves"
>Want to watch me play video games?
>"Maybe later"
>Drop something in front of her to get her to bend over and pick it up
>After she bends over she realizes why you did that
>Oh god, this is awkward
>You get an idea
>"Would you like to bake with me?"
"Okay!"
>Instant ramen everywhere
>Instant cookies, just place on tray
>She is disgusted she can't find flour, eggs, milk or a bag of sugar anywhere
>Let alone a whisk
>The entire time she's watching the clock, praying for the hour to be up

>TIME'S UP!
>"Gotta go! Bye!"

Oh God, Lyra, it was horrible! Everything you know is wrong!
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>>7760915
half the time
5
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>>7761262
________LINK____________
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>>7760915
I have two tumblrs, .
One is 2651
the other is 109

You can guess which is which.
>>
>Tumblr talk.
>Reminded I haven't updated in a while.
>Guilt
>Finishing touches on project.
>Paint seems to dry even slower now.
WHY
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>>7761245
>Pass the links to your posts on to any friends who have Tumblr, so they can reblog you and promote your blog
>begging for reblogs
nigga no thanks i'll make it on my own
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>>7761245
All these tweets and tumbles and facebooks and shit...

Man I miss when everyone just kinda hung out on IRC. And went to vgmusic.com. Maybe a forum here and there. Fucking web2.0 shit.
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>>7761262

>everyone knows about the fic
>no one knows about the comic i drew that he based it on
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>>7761261
you sound jealous
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>>7761245
If that worked in reverse then several thousand more people woulda seen your wiener.
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>>7760815
mai nigga
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>>7761307
>vgmusic.com
My fucking nigga.
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>>7761307
>Fucking web2.0 shit.

Amen.

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR CAT DID SOMETHING FUNNY. FUCK
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>>7761307
I miss IRC so much it hurts sometimes
but I can't find any channels that aren't full of faggots nowadays
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>>7761320

YES
GOOD
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>>7761284
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21465/drop-the-bass-or-40-oz-bounce
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>>7761320

Mew have you ever drawn Zecora?
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>>7761312
>Comic based on darf's scratch fic

MOTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER POST THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>7761257
You crafty son of a bitch. I finished lining another comic tonight. You ain't getting it until I finish the WHOLE set.

Also I did update tonight. Cosmo is getting awesome at drawing. I'm jelly.
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>>7761281
Then summon Sweetie Belle.
That way you CAN'T be a shittier cook than her!
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>>7761347
probably but it was long ago it was probably shit
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>>7761307
Yeah, when it comes down to it, Web 2.0 personal bubble shit really just boils down to "HEY INTERNET LOOK HOW COOL I AM, GIVE ME ATTENTION". It becomes less about communication and sharing ideas, and more about stroking each other's egos.

>>7761306
You won't.
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>>7761357
Good
that's good
keep it up and keep a stiff upper lip
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>>7761320
8.4
Best new picture
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mafia where
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>>7760915
My current one has 225

My last had 390
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>>7761050
Once they show up you could ask them to leave early.
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>>7761295
Oh and before anyone thinks I'm bragging, I'm really not. Tumblr numbers don't mean a thing other than being a number. It's more fun if you do it for the sake of having fun instead of worrying about pseudo-popularity.

Oh Nanaki, I'm talking to youuuu
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>>7761393
That is one Fairly Odd Parents-ass hand there.
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>>7761402
No deal. Would be fucked up to just zap them out of their world even if it was for a minute. EVERY DAMN DAY.

Nah I'll leave them alone.
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>>7761407
>that spoiler
OH SNAP
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>>7761393

i'd rather boardgame
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>>7760915
1237 on my main
688 and 434 on my two alts
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>>7761393

everywhere.
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>>7761361
>Sweetie Belle hears the horrible stories about the humans ponynapping somepony every night for an hour.
>She gets informed she'll be visiting a human tonight
>Regrets it all day
>Spends the entire time coloring and learning patty cake rhymes.
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>>7761312
postitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostitpostit
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You guys just shit up the thread with your tumblr numbers

Thanks
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>>7761352

it's sourced in the fic description
....or at least i thought it was.
i guess just the traced panel was.
it's too old to care about anyway but http://derpibooru.org/90602?scope=scpe0ce3c557ef6d518dc46af450696c834c88e4d0ca
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>>7761424
I guess you could just write down the days you don't want them to show up and send it back with the last pony who visited.
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>>7761441

How many followers do you have

Yeah, I thought so.
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>>7761441
Oh I know, let's talk about fetishes and pony farts!

That will make the thread better!
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>>7761445
Oh.

I've seen that. I didn't even know it was associated with it.

I thought you meant like a comic adaptation.

>hopes deleted
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>>7761441
u jelly
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>>7761337
I loved that fic as a Vinylfag.
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>>7761388
You know me, anon. I'm always stiff!
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>>7761466

i did say "inspired"
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>>7761465

>It's either tumblr or fetishes and pony farts

I'll never get tired of this argument

and it's you every time, you stupid fuck.
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>>7761407
But I don't worry about my numbers.
I just got them on some fucking fluke.
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>fun, good natured idea about hugging ponies and making pony friends
>MLPG turns it into a spaghetti-strewn dystopian kidnapping scheme

Thanks guys
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>>7761472
The dirty talking at the end got me
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>>7761493
>>7761486


you're making it so much better

no, really
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>>7761478
Have you tried getting a massage?
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>>7761486
Then suggest a topic instead of bitching
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>>7761385
Woah, now. Slow down, buckaroo. Anyone can do anything. Not everything has to be done by whoring yourself around. Yeah, it makes it easier to get followers if you do, but that doesn't mean you have to.

If you do something that is actually super awesome people will reblog you all by themselves rather than you having to beg and ask. Always believe in the little man, broski.
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>>7761478
Oh my god I loved Freakazoid.
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>>7761508
>>7761516

You guys first!
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>>7761493
>>7761441
>>7761465
>>7761486
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>>7761143
I'm pretty sure I fapped to something on fractured loyalty a while back.
Just thought you should know.
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>>7761516
bitching is the topic

he does this whatever we're talking about
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>>7761518
P-perhaps one day even I will make something cool and get all the followers?
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>>7761511
Rarity, pls. Stahp.
>>7761522
Dear god, thank you so much. No one ever got the reference when I did the original picture. I was beginning to think I goofed it all up.
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>>7761393
ill play mafia if someone makes
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>>7761385
Never knew you were such a dick.
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>>7761536
MOAR CONTRAST
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>>7761493
You know, ...just relaxing and getting hammered with Berry Punch every night would be a great way to relieve stress.

You could both talk about the bullshit that happened that day and just both kind of drink and agree how bullshit it was.
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>>7761511
I legitimately want to get a massage, but I'll probably spaghetti everywhere and start twitching and shaking if a woman does it
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>>7761554
>Stahp.

Really CC?
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>>7761385
I'm doing fine enough, thank you. I'm not brony famous or anything (God forbid THAT ever happens), but my friends and several other people all know when I upload my art. And I've never once begged for reblogs.
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Why don't we just go back to discussing America's gun laws?
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>>7761565
What's wrong with stahp?
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>>7761518
How would you know?

Are you a contributor or something?
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>>7761548

Tumblr numbers mean shit.

My best drawing on my blog with 4000 followers only got 80 notes. I doodled a ghost in 20 minutes and put it on a blog with only 20 followers, and it got nearly 5,000 notes.

It's never really a good measure of how good you, or your art, is.
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>>7761489
Always be mindful of the impression you give people. It sets a bad example if you keep telling all these other anons and newcomers that they need to strive to get even more and more followers and likes. If they do it for the joy of doing it, they'll find their way.
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>>7761573
>postshitting

anon pls
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>>7761548
It's gotta be something REALLY cool.
What can you do, Anon?

>>7761557
Wait what?
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>>7761151
Well I doubt he meant like, upright
But yes Ice Pack's a little slow
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>>7761575
>>7761565
just
stahp
pls
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>>7761575
The fact that you're exerting more effort to look like an idiot than it would to actually type "stop" correctly.
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>>7761559
Because you two only have an hour you both agree to get a buzz going before the hour starts.

Can you and Berry Punch trade alcohol? If you give her something in return can she leave some of hers behind?
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>>7761585
>Art.
Yeah, about that...
Add crafts on that.
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How many different tiers of Pony Law enforcement are there?

We know there's Royal Guards, and some type of Security Guard/PD but anything else?

Is there Pone Prison? Is there cuddle rape?

Members of the Pony Mafia Family?
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>>7761602

GG I want to hug Ice Pack more than anything

maybe even stroke his mane a bit or rub one of his ears

what do I do about this
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m...mafia
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1645384?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>7761602
I don't imagine it would be much of an asset to be too, uh...'fast' in his line of work.
>>
What if pone had a magic lamp?
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>>7761578
yes he is
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>>7761629

Pone would get 3 magic wishes.
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>>7761602
>Ice Pack wonders why his snake never listens to him.
>He does not know that snakes cannot hear.
>Just assumes his snake is a jerk.
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>>7761622
>what do I do about this
Imagination
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>>7761653
I bet it's just a tiny fluttershy in the box
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>>7761653
Is it an X-box?
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>>7761640

What if pone wished for an regular wish instead of a magic one?
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>>7761653

But I don't want to hug his dick

give me something to pretend to hug
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>>7761668
What an awful gift
I hope I can at least get store credit when I try and return it
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>>7761674
>That horrible over saturation
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>>7761565
You should know by all the cats I post on my tumblr that I am not in a position to defend myself from the things I say.

If I find something to seem cute I don't let the stupidity get in my way of being stupid. I know, believe I know how awful I can be.
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>>7761682

Then it means pone would be very ungrateful and should be happy with her magic wishes instead of demanding a different kind.
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>>7761612
Sure, ponies can bring stuff with them and you can give them gifts.
>>
I need to draw, I really do

Stram
you know what to expect

http://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
http://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
http://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
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>>7761591
I see what you mean, and I do apologize if I seem like I'm acting like an ass.
What I'm just trying to get at here is that Tumblr, with follower and note numbers, are heavily reliant on word-of-mouth. You don't have to beg anyone for reblogs, but every reblog has a tremendous impact on how much attention your art/ music/ writing/ whatever gets.
Notes aren't everything, but when you spend several hours working hard on an art project, it's rather jarring when it only scrapes 50 or so notes compared to some fucking cat gif that gets 30,000.
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>>7761686
it's okay
you can just regular hug him
>>
2 more...
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1645384?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>7761578
Nah, I just like to pretend to know things when I post on the internet. It makes me feel more secure about my shortcomings in real life.

Sometimes I draw gay zebras too, though.
>>
>Berry Punch got fired from her job that morning
>For being hammered on the job
>Everyone in town is talking about it
>She's so humiliated
>Comes to your house for the evening
>Your girlfriend left you
>You both cuddle and get drunk and tell each other
>things will get better
>You fall asleep cuddling
>You wake in the morning on the couch, alone with your hang over
>Somewhere else a purple pony is doing the same
>You both look forward to later that evening so you can do it all over again.
>>
>Tumblr wants to know if you want to add it to your facebook wall.

Tumblr, it's alright, I don't need my family to see my pony tumblr.
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>>7761736
Or when somebody who never does anything has 1,400 followers
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>>7761755
I like that gay zebra.
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>>7761746
>can't remember my password

Welp, no more mafia for me.

Also, I don't want to.
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>>7761337
>“What, does me begging you to cover me in your cum get you going? I’m sorry, I can’t help it. You made me cum so hard, I need to see you blow your load all over my tight little ass. I wanna feel you spray it all over my back, and onto my cute red panties-“


oh god
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>>7761780
I don't like you
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>>7761548
Yeah, it's like >>7761585 said.
You can't mesaure yourself by numbers or anything like that. The one post that I have that has the most likes on it was a drawing about a gay joke I did in MS paint in 10 minutes.
>>
CC = GG prove me wrong. Protip: u can't
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>>7761701
>>
Guys how do I do tags?
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>>7761817
#Like #This #PinkieForPrez
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>>7761817
Put a ',' after the word.
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>>7761791
Sorry to hear that.
Your art is nice though.
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>>7761736
That's why people need to realize post numbers aren't everything. Tons of people see what you put on there, but not all of them like it.

If you set out to only be popular you're going to sell yourself short some way or another.
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>>7761791
Claiming grudges over the internet is retarded and makes you look worse then him.
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>>7761791
Does anyone like Nanaki?
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Good night, mlpg
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>>7761866
Couldn't it have been a better pony?
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>>7761863
he's alright
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>>7761863
No one here does that I know of.
He's like a dog you beat that keeps coming back.

I take that back, I think there's a few people who enjoy his fanfiction?
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>>7761872

hey, fuck you. that's a superior pony.
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>>7761872
A better pony than Twilight?
I'm not sure there's such a pony. Can you give me an example?
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>>7761856
Wait, you mean I was not going to get e-famous by jabbing googly eyes on my toy- props?!

I WAS LIED TOO!
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>thank you.wmv
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>>7761791
And who are you supposed to buh?
>>
>tfw mlpg is just to weird...
Why can't we like ponies and be normal.
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>>7761895
EXHIBIT A
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>>7761900
Dooks pls
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>>7761896
You'll always be e-famous in my book, RCH~

You're the googly eyes on my heart.
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>>7761337
>the way her coat stands out against the intermittent blacklight flares gives you a chance to get a good look.
>flares
>chance

Heh.
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>>7761917

>like ponies
>be normal

there's your answer
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>>7761900
Lamar decided to jump ship on the single-name drawfags and switch over the two initials club.
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>>7761891
He's just kind of there all the time... I can't think of a single thing he's done over the past few months.
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>>7761891
I don't mind him, really. Indifferent.
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>>7761925
Not me, I'm not using my laptop right now, I don't have any pictures here.
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>>7761936
>be ponies
>like normal
There's the problem.
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>>7761927
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>>7761945
We do have an awful lot of each, don't we?
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>>7761963
>be like
>normal ponies
There's the problem.
>>
I just realized there are going to be 65 episodes of pony.

That sounds like a lot, considering I marathoned the first 14 over almost a full day when I first got into it.

Maybe I'm just a casual of cartoon watching.
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>>7761999
This meme is really dumb.
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>>7761936
>not ponies
>not normal
oh...
;n;
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>>7761999
>~<3
HA
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>>7761945
And this Lamar is supposed to be somebody I should know?
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>>7761923
But anon, that is a much worse pony
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>>7762022
He's a cranial crustacean
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>>7762022
>not knowing Kendrick Lamar on Rosecrans
ya bish.
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>>7762022
I guess.
Unless you haven't been around MLPG the last couple of weeks.
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>>7761780
Just because he's gay doesn't mean you get to hit on him.
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>>7761923

i wonder if Rarity rolls her own cigarettes. i knew a girl who laced the paper with clove and cinnamon. maybe she does something similar.
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>>7760782
sweetie is a cmc pillow fighting vet

rarity doesn't stand a chance
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>>7762030
Alright. We're doing this. We're going to fight, anon. I am going to fight you so hard. I hope you're ready to get beat up.
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>>7762046
Pillows are not made to POMF so loudly
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>>7762037
/mu/ pls, that album isn't even good.
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>>7762012
I haven't seen much of it.
I saw this this morning before work though.
http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=bad+gift+meme
It only had maybe 8 entries and now it has 40 something.
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>>7761807
I could, but it would be really really really gay.

I don't think any of us are ready for that level of gay.
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>>7762041
Man...I remember one time...I drew a gay horse...
never doing that again.
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>>7762082
please draw more gay horse.

pls
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>>7762046
>>7762064
Yeah
A pomf is a light pillow noise
a BOOF would be more appropriate
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>>7762041
I wasn't.
I'm just saying.
He's a cutie.
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>>7762082
>gay horse
>flamboyantly displaying dick

This is why people hate gays
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>>7762092
I said no. never doing it again.
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>>7761999
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>>7762082

that would be a good horse to be around. he makes stallions get on their knees wherever he goes.
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>>7762107
But horses can't help it
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>tfw you keep a drawn horsedick folder
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>>7762064
>>7762095
it was kind of supposed to be more of a what are we going to on the bed reference but alright
>>
Ice Pack is how GG sees himself. Awkward, reliant emotionally and financially on the patronage of others for a living, not entirely comfortable with his own sexuality despite immersing himself in it.
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>>7762126
Oh I was just joking around, sorry
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>>7762118
>thought that was IT BEGINS from the thumbnail
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>>7762140
s-sorry
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>>7762082
People don't like gay zebras unless they come with gay zebra sex. True story
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>>7762112

>discord's face in the second panel

Why is that so fucking funny?
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>>7761337
>You will never just go complete rape-mode on Vinyl, fucking her so hard that her rear reddens from your groin slapping it so hard, and her goggles break from being pressed up against a wall so hard
>You will never give her a nosebleed from how hard you made her cum
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>well of course I can show you that, what are you lookin for exactly?
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>>7762145
So did I.
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>>7762112
Template
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How can I marry a pretty pone?
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>>7762163
SHOW ME YOUR APPLES
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>>7762163
My dogs are barking
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>>7762181
Pretty pone doesn't want to marry you.
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>>7762203
I thought about what I can do to coax her into it, but what would a pretty pony even want?
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pony just told me she was okay with having sex with me

see you all later
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>>7762181
I want to marry this pretty pony
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>>7762188
O-OKAY!

Wait, I got nothing. I should draw more of best horse and best horse's little sister.
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>>7762181
by proposing I suggest. But why would you want a pretty pone when you could have a nice Pone.
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>>7762216
Another pretty pony
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Best 'ship is best.
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>>7762221

Oh dude no way, share!
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>>7761229
post more of these, mlpg
you forgot them too soon
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>>7762181
>Take pretty pone on date
>Be there for pretty pone whenever she needs you
>propose to pretty pony
>Place ring on her horn, or band on her hoof, or feather on her hair
>start a family
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>>7762232
You're best shit
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>>7762228
You should
we need more Shiny and Twily art
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>>7762228
wait, are you the guy who drew those butts?

Can you do a flutterbutt?
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>>7762225
Fluttershy would probably have a heart attack if your proposed to her.

Good job. You killed her.
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>>7762231
How can I become a pretty pony?
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>>7762250
>shit
oh for fuck sakes
ship
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What do you think Gilda's chest-floof feels like?
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>>7762251

incest?
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>>7762251
>Shiny and Twily
Twiny? Shily?
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>>7762257
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>>7762181
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never get a pretty pony for your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly mare to marry you
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Someone stream a movie or something
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>>7762251
Oh, that's funny, anon! You're such a kidder. Really got me there!

Everyone knows I was talking about Dashie and Scootie.
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>>7762258
You take a pretty pony
And you become it
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>>7762242

I never drew any more of them!
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>>7762250
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51xc1hyYpck&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D51xc1hyYpck
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>>7762257
What if I find a way to get her to propose to me instead?
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>>7762181
>Have marathon fuck session with Vinyl
>Been doing this for a few years now
>Gasping and panting in post coital bliss
>"...we should get hitched."
>"Probably."
>Sloppily makeout and begin round six
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>>7762277
I love that song! I didn't know anyone else knew it
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>>7762285

>netherlips

my fucking favorite artist to exist
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>>7762277
I would so marry that ugly pony
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>>7762284

>Dashie
>Scootie
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>>7762257
I would ease her into it. Like drop obvious hints.
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>>7762295

>Marathon fuck session a few years long
>Only round six

Jesus fucking christ
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>>7762313
>Scootie
Everyone knows her nickname is Scootles.
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>>7762277
Where can I find an ugly mare?
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>>7762264

like a fleece pillow. or a feather pillow without the feather-ends poking you all the damn time.
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>>7762325

>No Scoots
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>>7762323
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>>7762255
Yeah, I drew all those butts. I kinda got bored after drawing moonbutt. Gimme a sec, I'll make one up for you.

>>7762313
I thought we were being dumb ironically? Oops~
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>>7762325
Scootaloodles
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>>7762292
Get her to realize that marrying you would be an easy green card.
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Which is the best?
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>>7762292
>>7762321
Please tell me more. I like hearing anons talk about being romantic with ponies
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>>7762354
the furry one
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>>7762354

None of them, it's Pinkie

they're all the worst
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>>7762325
what other embarrassing nicknames would you come up with for the various ponies you encounter?
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>>7762354
One and five. Everything in-between is awful.

Unless you like that sort of thing, then you're a-okay.
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>>7762363
So all of them?
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>>7762354

four
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>>7762354
this one
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>>7762363

So number 3?
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>>7762325
Skucchan~
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>>7762369
I'd call Dash 'Skippy'
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>Blueblood will never treat you like common street trash
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This ship is my fav
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>>7762354
What's the difference between 4 and 5?
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>>7762396

Probably not, no.
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>>7762368
Nigger what did you just say about my waifu?
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>>7762354
2 4 5
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>>7762354
They're all terribly drawn
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>>7762401
Semi-bipedalism
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>>7762394
...Skippy?
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>>7762378
>>7762388
no i said the furry one
one means one anon
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>>7762289
so what?
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>>7762399
stop
pls
somewhere LK is writhing in pain
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>>7762399
This is my favorite ship.
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>>7762418
But they're both Pinkie Pie from the show? I don't get it.
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>>7762369
Sparky
Jackie
Panka
Ray-ray
Rares
Flutts

Cello
Lulu
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>>7762408

I SAID YOUR WAIFU IS THE WORST MANE SIX PONY
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>>7762427
Yeah.
>That's not my name.
>"Sure thing, Skippy."
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>>7762396

Those are some fantastic inks.

Colorfags, where art thou
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>>7762446
No, your waifu is the worst.
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>>7762357
We'd go nice and slow with our relationship, and wouldn't decide to tie the knot until we've spent at least a year living together.

We have picnics for dinner on warm evenings, and snuggled up on the couch on cold evenings, drining hot cocoa with our supper.
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>>7762459
sb's gonna color it
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>>7762459
I think he's going to color it himself.
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>>7762462
Rarity are the best Anon
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>>7762446
OH. OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I respect your decision but politely disagree that Pinkie Pie is adorable.
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>tfw your the only fan of your pony in the thread
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>watching Dumb and Dumber
>"What happened Harry, did some little filly break your heart?"
>"No, it was a girl."
>>
rarity
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>>7762354
somewhere between 3 and 4
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>>7762482
>being a fan of an OC
That's disgusting anon
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>>7762345
YES! think you, I have been yearning for a flutterbutt one of these
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>>7762369
Book
Legs
Diamond
Cloud
Balloons
Quiet
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>H-he said I was his waifu!
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>>7762482
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>>7762475
Rarity is canonically the worst. Haven't you even viewed the programme?
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>>7762476
>respecting people hating on your waifu
B-but you are supposed to want to hate them to death for that.
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>>7762514
Fluttershy, you don't even know what a waifu is
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>>7762396

you're lucky he's even noticing you, lucky that he's chosen you as worthy. he's going to use you, you will not look him in the eye, you will say "thank you" when he's finished, and you will mean it. and you will do these things because he is better than you.
>>
Funfact: When you are asked to 'brohoof' someone, take notice of how your hand will be clenched into a fist for the process. Take this opportunity to break the offender's nose instead of bumping his meaty hand.
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>>7762476

WELL I'M GLAD YOU RESPECT MY OPINION BECAUSE PINKIE SUCKS AND I'M SORRY YOU DON'T REALIZE IT

>>7762462

YOU DON'T KNOW MY WAIFU
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>>7762514
Yeah... s-so what?

I can't help thinking you're the nicest prettiest loveliest pony...
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>>7762532
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>>7762521
No, I just jerk it to pics of Rarity's white ass all day. Unicorn are master race lel
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>>7762537
Uh, the guy has no nose. Now what do I do?
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>>7762532
>>7762514
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>>7762518
it's still shitposting even if you're trying to be ironic
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>>7762494
I'd rub up against that pussy while she was asleep and cum inside her at the last moment
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>>7762558
Take a closer look
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>>7762500
Anon is so jelly, he jam.
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>>7762556
>>7762549
>>
I don't get it.
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>>7762549
>>7762556
uncanny
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>>7762564

I CAN SEE A HAT
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>>7762577
Would you german suplex pony?
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Scratch is dumb
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>>7762494
>it cost four hundred thousand dollars to flat shade this pencil sketch
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>>7762577
>Fluttershy tackles you and cuddles you aggressively
>She thinks this is what rape is
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I asked you all some trivia questions when season 2 finished airing and looking back, the answers all seem so obvious
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>>7762564
I don't need to. Both of you have horrific grammar.
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>>7762573
Her name is DJ Pon3, bro.
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>>7762545
>YOU DON'T KNOW MY WAIFU

I KNOW SHE'S A SLUT
>>
Well, I got my tumblr up and whatever. Just need to make it look like a thing, now.
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>>7762536
Unf.
>>
would you a magicianpone?
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>>7762599
huh
her belly is like a piston
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>>7762597
>she doesn't even consider the way her vagina clenching furiously on anon's penis milking it for all it's worth could even be construed as mild harrassment
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>>7762615

SHE USED TO BE

BUT THEN I SHOWED HER LOVE, AND NOW SHE IS NOT

YOUR MOVE
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>>7762614
That's her stage name, Anon.

Vinyl Scratch is her real name.

I mean really who the fuck would name their foal DJ P0N-3
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>>7762616
Protip: Go ahead and make a separate art tumblr and one for reblogging. Because you WILL reblog things. Best to split them now.

This doesn't require making another account. You can make multiple blogs on the same account and the first one is always your primary.
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>>7762627
I would piston her belly
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>>7762638

pone-three
deadmau-five
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>>7762620
And for my next trick, I'll make this cock DISAPPEAR!
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>>7762651
I would piss on her belly
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>>7762638
Who would seriously name their foal Mayor Mare?
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>>7762632
SHE'S STILL A SLUT. YOU'RE IN DENIAL. SHE'S FUCKED EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
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>>7762657
deadhoer5
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>>7762632
>waifuing used goods

I don't even need to make a move. You've been in checkmate this whole time.
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>>7762638
>tfw I kept pronouncing DJ P0N-3 DJ P0N- three
>tfw when I kept pronouncing Deadmau5 Deadmau-five
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>>7762669

NO

YOU'RE LYING

OUR LOVE IS PUUUURE
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>>7762667
They had high expectations
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>>7762659
Twilight stop that.

You're breaking your legs.
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>>7762667
I dont think theyve ever called her that in the show though, they just refer to her as the mayor
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>>7762677

It's not her fault
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>>7762659
the fuck?
Why is she so angry?
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>>7762659
DISAPPEAR. CHAOS CONTROL.
>>
What songs do you know all the lyrics do?
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>>7762678
>tfw when I kept pronouncing Deadmau5 Deadmau-five
I always pronounced it as "Dead-maus'
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>>7762690

they've called her mayor mare dude
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>>7762693
Why aren't you?
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>>7762693
Somebody told her Applejack loved anal sex the most.
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Long live best pone. But not my waifu. My waifu is Flutters.
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which pone is worst at holding her alcohol?
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Any pony x dogscape art?

maybe a ponyscape?
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>>7762704
Every song from MLP. A shit ton of other normal songs too.
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>>7762704
Too many.
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>>7762714
all ponies are bad at holding alcohol
they do not have fingers to grip it
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>>7762706

It is deadmouse
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>>7762714
None, alcohol doesn't exist in the pone form.
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>>7762704
CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT
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>>7762704
MLP theme song
Some other songs that I can't remember.
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>>7762728
they have microscopic suckers at the ends of their hooves for grip
>>
give me your freshest Horseboners
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>>7762704
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>7762751
u-unf
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>>7762704
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVESTATION
>>
W-WOWZA!
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>>7762764
im not opening that
i know what that is
>>
holy shit
there's an mlpg tag on tumblr
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>>7762764
>>
Vinyl Scratch is best BG Pone and also my Waifu

I would cuddle her for hours on end.

And then we would make sweet music together.
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>>7762784

Is it the broken dick gif?

It is, right?
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>>7762773
I'LL BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN THE GIRL ON THE GO
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>>7762802
>you will never eat Rarity toast
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>>7762792
this is not supposed to turn you on rumble
you do not want that to happen to you
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