>>7759025
Bout time you showed up

why is rarity talking to a yoshi

>>7755648
previous thread

POINES.

POYNES.

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I solemnly swear to keep boards separate

>>7759059
post the thing!

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>>7755648

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best sisters

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I'm a happy man

MLPG Nights
Like MLPG Morns
More often than not
are stuffed full of rot
shitposting and porn

MLPG Nights
Where good sense and taste flee
A fag off his guard
will fall and fall hard
out here on the sea...

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>>7759014
My favorite horse pair doesn't have an episode...

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>>7759025
YOU MEAN IT?

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POST MORE FUCKING POWNS

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Keep the /pol/ shit in /pol/ or I fucking swear I will delete this thread.

>>7759128
>filename
UNF

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>>7759092
>>7758339
>>7758957
roight. this was easy, the helicopter one is a bit more complex

>>7759138
>mentioning it

This is the worst possible thing you could do.

>>7759138
>/pol/
>not /k/
either way, only pony beyond here

>>7759014
Twilight and Trixie.

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>>7759025
I know.

>>7759138

Do it faggot

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>>7759138
But I never got a chance to post this

>>7759117
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMap9XGJvx4

>>7759163
hehehehe
what a cute little guy

>>7759163
Take it a bit slower with the penmenship so it's a bit nicer next time.

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>>7759025

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>>7759059

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I tried this again. I think it's much cleaner than the first one. it's still pretty shit, though

>>7759181
Yeah, we got that.

>you will die before mind uploading is perfected
>you will never have the chance to feel your pone waifu's warm, velvety lips clench around you and milk you dry for real

HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG HEY MLPG

Guys. Guys.

Chicks with Dicks
Mares with Flares

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>>7759163

>"Are you suuuuure?"

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>>7759197
My penmenship is always awful tho ;_;

I really wish I had a text input thing so I wouldn't have to write...

>>7759147
Anyone have Scootaloo green text feeks that don't involve putting your dick in her?

>>7759208
looks nice. Shorter snout might be cuter. And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.

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>>7759220
It works so well

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>>7759220
I hate you so much right now

>>7759248
Just write slower and more deliberately. Alternatively, copy and paste from ms paint or something

>>7759217

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwCHRzxEnc

PULL OVER NOW

PULL IT OVER NOW

I SAID PULL IT OVER

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>>7759249
nope

>>7759272
>8 minutes long
too long, didn't listen

>>7759249
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/Scootaloo
Here. Take this.

>>7759252
>And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.
haha whoops

>>7759315

It was linked, but only once

because the guy who did it sucks dick

>>7759249
>not sticking your feeks into Scootaloo

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Pone should go to outer space

Beyond Luna hopping about the moon, do we have other pics of ponies enjoying the vacuum of space?

>>7759331
>Scootaloo uses your feeks as a fetish

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What would this feel like

as the pony

>>7759315
here it is
>>7759074

Don't know why you would want to go back to that horrible place, but whatever.

Man if I made the general it would be SO MUCH BETTER

>>7759344
Wonderful.

>>7759336
I recall an image of the Main Six following Luna on a rainbow that stretched to the moon.

>>7759344
getting your ass rimmed feels good

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>>7759336
Pinkie tried once

>>7759345
He said new general, not old general.

>>7759344
Like somepony trying to play your asshole like a tronbone.

>>7759344
To get your marshmallow pony butthole blown on? Probably like a gentle buzzing, so pleasant, but scary if you were woken up by a stranger like this.

>>7759372
>poot

>>7759374
It was linked, just only once

>>7759357
Finish that boxer FP.

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>>7759336
Not quite, but I have this

>>7759374
the new general was linked
he missed it
that's not our fault

>>7759374
Oh right

My bad

>>7759371
>you'll never hear your favorite pony squeal in pleasure as you rim her anus

>>7759344
Well, if you really wanted to find out, you could probably get Twilight to dig up a shared-sensation spell to let you try.

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>>7759272

>Driving with Gilda
>A cop pulls you over
>tells you to turn down the stereo

>she pulls up this song, looks the officer right in the eye, and cranks it up full blast.

>>7759395
doesn't her tail get burned if she use the rocket?

>>7759412
Last time she did that I ended up feeling her vagina everywhere.

It was not pleasant

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>>7759308
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/Scootaloo
Yes! This is exactly what I wanted, anon.

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>>7759395
That's such a neat pic. Gives me a happy feel.

>>7759414
>cop is completely unfazed and continues writing up the ticket
>he keeps writing her up for every little violation she keeps coming up with

>>7759414
>as the officer is walking up to the car she slides her hand into your wasteland
>"Something the matter, sir? You look very nervous."

>>7759272
youtu.be/O5eOknaXgYU?t=15m24s

STOP RESISTING

>>7759446
Cops like that are hilarious.

>>7759446
even the passenger gets in trouble

>>7759446
>meanwhile you're in the driver's seat with your forehead resting against the steering wheel in resignation

>>7759440
And nothing of value was lost.

>>7759446

>She just sits and watches him the whole time.

>>7759465
Inside you know he is lining up the drinks he is going to need after his shift.

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>>7759235

To anyone that still plays this shitty game:

1) Turn on airplane mode (seems to minimize distractions)
2) Let something you want spawn on the ground but don't pick it up. I tapped on parasprites until I finally got a gem.
3) Quickly go to the social screen, X out of the "find your friends" thing, and tap on Princess Celestia to visit her town.
4) When you get there you'll see your gem. Let it autocollect.
5) Tap the return button to leave Celestia, X out of the "find your friends" thing again, and visit Celestia again.
6) This time you WON'T see your gem but just wait. You should still hear the sound and animation for the autocollect.
7) Go back to #5 and keep repeating until the game crashes.

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I have a delivery for anon

>>7759506
That is adorable man.

You should draw more of him and the twins.

>>7759506
>sketch layer

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>>7759506
He's so adoooorable.

>>7759506
Now draw him wearing a pretty little dress!

>>7759531
Right here, good sir. What do I owe you for
>shipping?

>>7759506
hnnnng
he's so precious

pone is not for sexually

>>7759476
gilda you're not gonna fuck another cop
come on you know that has never turned out well for you
not the last five anyway

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>>7759531
Ponies being carried is the cutest thing ever.

>>7759550
2nd

It was a dare

He had to do it

>>7759550
Can Scootaloo be there with a snappy tux?

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>>7759336
Technically, she's enjoying the earth like pressure inside her suit.

>>7759564
>Implying the cop could resist that fine lion booty

pone is for my sexually only

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what if the mane 6 combine their elements and make Twilight Captain Planet

>>7759531
>AJ is actually enjoying herself
heh
I'll take 'em!

>>7759564

>"Like he needs it - he spends all day fucking the rest of us - I'm surprised his dick isn't smoking."

>>7759559

But what if pones consider human to be for sexually?

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>>7759541
oh god im so embarrassed
>>7759550
what no
that is not befitting a young stallion trying to look not adorable

>>7759568
Yes.
YES.

This is brilliant.

>>7759531
If only they knew what was going to happen to them when they got home.

>>7759600
It's okay, I won't tell his friends if you don't.

>>7759597
I'm pretty sure they already do

>>7759615
Consensual cuddling?

>>7759615

...A hot meal, a warm place to sleep and maybe some cuddling if they want?

>>7759584
That would be a good episode. Especially if Sombra comes back and tries to turn the world into a snowball

>>7759600
What if it's a manly dress?

>>7759597
I'd let them do their best, they're curious about things like that.

>>7759634
>>7759635
No, get your minds out of the gutter.

>>7759597
No, humans are for foreplay.

Hands, long bodies, stamina, but smaller than pony between the legs.

>>7759600
>he tries wearing dark sunglasses so he'll look cooler and less adorable
>he spends a lot of time bumping into things

>>7759615
>winking ahead

>>7759584
can captain twilight end global warming?

>>7759597
well, as long as it's consensual lyra

>>7759673

Draw a consensual Lyra.

>>7759673
by the time she's done you'd be dehydrated and exhausted

>>7759651
>smaller than pony
>not scaling horse cocks down from full horse size to little pony size
For all intents and purposes, average human penii would only be like an inch or so shorter than pones penis.

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>>7759600
He lost a bet with Scootaloo. And a manly stallion pays his debts.

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>>7759654
>he spends the evening walking around Ponyille
>it explodes in his cool awesome presence
>but he doesn't look at them because that's now what cool guys do

I just realized I wasn't born with talent.
Does the crippling depression ever get easier to bear?

>>7759673
>humans need consent in Equestria
>They aren't able to give their own
>Their pony guardian has to give the permission to cuddle another pony in public
>Otherwise they will go to pony jail
>Where all the bitey ponies go

>>7759713
No one is born with talent. You just need to change your mindset.

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>>7759692
but lyra makes me feel sad

stupid horse fanfiction

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>>7759713

>>7759739

Draw Sad Lyra and Happy Lyra together.

>>7759701
Which is still shorter. If humans were for sexual they'd be bigger.

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>>7759531
I tried

>>7759724
>you have to ask your pony for permission to cuddle other ponies
>they always say no
>they make you watch as they cuddle each other

>>7759713
>being born with talent
Nobody picks up a pen and is a magical art wizard. Practice and study if you want skill. Also, I'm a firm believer that life is a grand balancing act. You have to pay to get something. While you may not have once skill that someone else has, that person could very well have a shortcoming you wouldn't even consider a problem.

>>7759752
Bon Bon, you're never going to convince her.

>Celestia had relations with someone
>sends Twilight to cover it up.

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>>7759600
>>7759506

>"But if you're ULTRA sure... then who am I gonna get my daily Rumble-huggles from?

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>>7759739
what

>>7759752
They'd want to try it for the novelty, if anything.

>>7759756
who the fuck is that green guy

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>>7759775
Fuck you I won't.

>>7759752
>implying you need monstrous size to please a pone
I'd take the 30 minutes - 1 hour endurance over 30 seconds of fast humping ponies.

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>>7759793
>Rumble-huggles

>>7759806
>not knowing anon

>>7759806
a fucking weird UPS guy
that's not a standard UPS uniform either
and those packages don't appear to be properly labelled

>>7759772

>tfw nobody jelly of your skill at public speaking, leading, critical thinking, or problem solving

it's tough, man. Nothing telling you that you did a good job besides getting more applause than the previous speaker.

>>7759793
I'm wondering

At what age does the balance of power switch and Rumble is dominant over the twins?

>>7759806
the hulk at work

>>7759800
>Lyra tells Bonbon humans can have intercourse for minutes at a time
>Bon Bon tells her to stop writing handfics

>>7759858
>handfic

haha

>>7759843
He becomes less dominant when he gets older and drops his spaghetti.

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someone wanted visorcolt or whatever his name is

sorry it took so long

>>7759843
WHEN RUMBLE CAN DEFEAT HIS BROTHER IN MORTAL COMBAT
THAT'S WHEN

>>7759843
you've never had older siblings, have you?

the ride never ends

>>7759837
>great public speaking skills
That's a highly marketable skill, Anon. Make business presentations as a management consultant, become trillionaire.

>>7759843

>Rumble
>dominant

No way. He'd be their equal.

But in their hearts he'd ALWAYS be their baby brother.

>>7759872
Quit projecting.

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>>7759814
But Bon-Bon
They last so long
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long

>>7759513
>get 30 gems from one gem drop

holy shit thanks

>>7759878
>>7759884
See, I'm thinking at some point when he becomes a big handsome stallion, he would become dominant but not realize it.

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>>7759876
Thanks!

>>7759825

What kind of reaction is that?

>>7759876
Neat!

>>7759752
>Not visiting Rarity's Cock Boutique
>Not getting Madame Rarity to reshape your penis into a thick, throbbing, veiny horsecock perfect for satisfying even the sluttiest of mares
>Not having Madame Rarity hike her tail up and waggle her rump at you, offering to let you test drive your new fuckstick

>>7759894
that word is even worse than pandering

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>>7759899
Shut up Twilight, you don't even know.

>>7759920
That sounds awfully expensive.

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>>7759828
that doesn't look like him
i think you're mistaken
anon wears a tie

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>>7759930
But I've studied, Dash

SO
SO
Long

>>7759942
it gets hot sometimes

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>>7759920
>implying that she doesn't let Sweetie Belle take it for a spin instead

>>7759941
Considering how flip-floppy Equestria's currency is, pretty sure you could just start digging around in the ground and come out with a gem that would pay for the procedure thrice over.

>>7759958
cut that out, you'll go blind

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>>7759899
You're not helping!

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>>7759942

>>7759903

But he grew up around the Twins.

I forget what it's called, but people who grow up together don't develop a sexual interest in one another because of a biological process/reflex meant to help prevent incest/inbreeding.

>>7760030

You missed a spot by her hip.

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https://derpibooru.org/219900

>>7760034
so what if he went away to flight camp or something

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>>7760056
Yes, but I am far too uncaring to do something about it.

Maybe someday.

>>7760030
>>7760056
also I've been wondering if Tex's right eye being that dark is intentional

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>>7760015
>"Bonbon! You gotta help me try it!"

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>>7760030
>Tex's eye

>>7760030
oh, thanks

>>7759708
he's too precious
I just wanna pinch his chubby little pon cheek

>>7760034
What kind of babysitters would they be if they didn't teach him about things grown ups do when he gets older?

>>7760058
Man, and I thought the latinamerican dub was super bad.

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>>7759920
>Soon enough retro-virus development will be far enough along that it'll be usable
>First they'll fix cancer

>Then they'll develop a pill that'll slowly transform your cock into a foot long horsecock

>You'll probably die before this happens

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>>7760015

Who cares about their dicks!?

Have you TRIED their booze??

>>7760128
God i want this to be finished

>>7760108
>you will never be around when medical science reaches the ability to let you change your appearance in any way you see fit
>You will never be the slutty anthro mare

>>7760128
dicks and booze tend to go hand in hand

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>>7759899
>>7760128
oh but it's so much nicer just to cuddle

>>7760128
NOT YOU AGAIN!
HOW ARE YOU SO POWERFUL, YOU ARE SO SMALL!
ALSO THAT DOOR COST ME A WEEKS PAY!

>>7760145
>cosmetic changes
Fuck that.

I want something useful. And nothing related to genitals.

>>7760072

Kill me.

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>>7760058
NO SINGING ALLOWED

>>7760164
Do you think he'd fuck a pony?

>>7760093
>tfw you're the only human in Equestria
>Lyra is constantly sending you elegant love letters
>You literally have bookshelves of letters subtly requesting that you mate with her
>You're certain that she's snuck into your backyard and stole some of your underwear

>>7760165
I'd rather fly with some fuckin' wings.

>>7760164
>"Enough of this, fisticuffs now, you hooligan."

>>7760164
Now he needs to box with Dudley. Like gentlemen.

>>7760165
what about wings
is that an option
I'll go full pony if I get wings

>going to buy $6 BD sample discs because
>lowest shipping price is $15
Why

>>7760128
>Bring alcohol to Equestria
>Bring beer too

>Use the by products to make Vegemite
>Super super salty Vegemite

>Make the whole town drunk on booze and salt

>>7760128
Have there been very many ponies on Earth fics? Like single ponies ending up on Earth. Wasn't there a joke general about that for a while?

>>7760128
I wonder how neat it would be to constantly find a drunk pone drinking up one of your wine supply every time you went down there to get a fresh bottle for the dinner table.

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http://ax-brutaloo.tumblr.com/post/41766406470/back-to-business-serious-business

>>7760202
order some cumlube
it's disgusting!

>>7760226
That joke general is still alive, but it's dead as hell

>>7760108
>Real Life becomes Second Life

>>7760178
He is not some kind of charlatain

>>7760190
>>7760201
Wings will never be possible.

So I guess I'll just go for nanofiber muscular tissue.

>>7760186
>You catch Lyra stealing your underwear one night
>She's there with a winking vulva
>You're there with a fully erect cock
>The two of you are too scared to move

>>7760270
Stop.

You're already ruining it.

>>7759843
Maybe 15 or so

Once hes equal height hed be stronger, and later hell be even taller, and stronger then some

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lik dis if u cry evertim ;_____;

>>7760237
but I have no use for it

>>7760186
You'd deny her in her time of need? You wouldn't give in, just once, when she's in heat, winking furiously?

>>7760226
there was something like that with Fluttershy, but she was turned into a human
you adopt a cat together and then you keep taking care of it after Fluttershy had to go back home

>>7760229

>Akatosh give me strength...
>I've told you a thousand times, Small Horse!
>You will not have a drop of this wine until it's ready!
>Now get out!
>And put those barrels down!

>>7760283
you can pour it on your pony toys and take pictures for the internet

>>7760252
You'd actually have to ruin your skeleton or something similar to be light enough to fly with wings.

I'd probably still do it.

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>>7760251
What about a really pretty pony

>>7760270
>Not Lyra wearing your underwear backwards
>Not realizing she uses the hole for her tail
>Not buying her own boxers as a gift
>Not catching her still only wearing yours

>>7760186
>go to Equestria
>Lyra is just another normal background pony that happens to sit a little funny and hop a lot

How would this make you feel?

>>7760231
God, that blog went to complete shit.

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>>7760270
Goddammit Lyra

>>7760324
I would hang out in the background with her and hop on screen with a huge grin

>>7759513
>100 gems and still going strong

>>7760306
You would literally look like a monstrosity if it was possible to change your body enough to support flight.

>>7760324
Fine, if a little disappointed. I mean, how depressing would it be if we could predict everything about Equestria without ever having been there?

Apple Family singing Sweet Home Equestria when?

>>7760324
I'd try and be her friend

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>>7760324
Like there's loads of cute ponies.

>>7760349
Muscles in chest would have to be fuck huge, right? And even if you were small like a pony you would still need a really big wingspan.

>>7760357
not this year

>>7760324
That's really all I've ever thought of Lyra
The whole hand/human obsession thing was kind of funny but I never took it seriously. Well as seriously as you can take it.

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>>7760349
what about tiny marshmallow pony with huge wingspan?

>>7759793

>Rumble-huggles

My heart

>>7760310
I'm afraid that Fancy Pants has too much pride to just fuck a pony.

>>7760384
Muscles would need to be massive, and our skeletal structure would need to be changed.

Not to mention our bones are too heavy.

>>7760324

I'd be fine with it.

Happy Hopping Lyra is cute Lyra.

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>you'll never make pastries with Applejack

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>>7760399
ᵒᵏᵃʸ

how has mlpg distorted your perception of reality

>>7760394
I just kept the fact that she'd be fascinated by humans, nothing in particular.

Then again a lot of the other pones would probably be too. But Lyra a little more so.

>>7760407
So we'd need huge guts, right?

>Go to Equestria
>Lyra has never even heard of humans
>She's actually terrified of you and finds your species revolting

>>7760420

>you'll never be a pony as adorable as Applejack

>>7760430
RIP AND TEAR

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>>7760395
>"Did someone say 'huge wingspan?'"

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>>7760422
It hasn't.

It just made me realize cute magical talking pastel pones aren't real.

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>>7760399
Well, you have to draw his lady escort, Fleur de Squirrel. It would be unbecoming of a gentleman adventurer to be without his damsel.

>>7760426
But technically humans don't exist in that universe as far as we know and Faust implicated.

>>7760421
Of course he would treat her like a classy mare deserves to be treated. Romance, and all that.

>>7760397
I had an older cousin who thought I was really cute when I was younger, and it was pretty obvious I had a crush on her, this was at 9-10 years old. She's gorgeous now, and it's still pretty obvious I like her, except it stops being cute when you hit 14 or so, then you're just a pervert.

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>>7760437
I'm cool with being a frightening monster too.

All races will come to fear humanity.
Fuck year.

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>>7760461

>>7760461
it's a What-If
imagine any other kind of extraterrestrial being and it's essentially the same

>>7760461
I highly doubt ponies that built the steam locomotive in "Over a Barrel" and "MMMMystery Express".

>>7760461
Which is why their mythology with human species in it are so fascinating to fillies.

But a bipedal race that technologically advanced is ridiculous. If they're so smart and creative where did they all go?

>>7760474
Sad how that works.

You're suddenly evil one day for liking someone because you reach a certain number.

>>7760474

But Anon

Rumble's like her baby brother. Having a crush on your big sister's just weird.

>>7760474
Not if you stay short and skinny and neotenous.

Which I'm sure you didn't.

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>>7760186
>Lyra comes by your house every other day
>She greets you with a beaming smile and a fresh bouquet of roses
>Every once in a while she brings you a decorative salt lick and a box of gourmet chocolates
>She always wears a special saddle when she comes over
>You catch her talking you up to some of her friends one day, saying that she thinks she's nearly courted you

>>7760490
Magic explains everything.

>>7760532
Anon, you have to put effort into this.

You have to stop using "magic" as the answer to everything.

>>7760515
>you drop by to say hello while she's in the middle of doing so
>she spills every ounce of spaghetti
>this almost makes up for the time you caught her in your garbage.
>almost.

>>7760507
>it will never be socially acceptable for you to stare at a 14 year old girl's ass again

>>7760475

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i would like to ride this pony nonsexually

>>7760490

Could Humans and Ponies even peacefully coexist?

Or would it go down like Avatar, but skewed even further in Humanities favor?

>>7760531
You should post the pics here so I don't have to download a .zip file at the recommendation of a stranger.

>>7760556
It's barely acceptable for me to be alive in modern society.

>>7760437
>the first few ponies you meet flee in horror
>you quickly learn to conceal your entire body, including your face
>and all that really does is stop them from running immediately. still nobody wants to talk to you.
>you wander the countryside in solitude, legends forming in your wake of a tall shadowy specter walking the empty night streets

>>7760572
aww that's adorable

>>7760572
Where's his nose?

>>7760572
That is so cute.

>>7760556

Now if only it were possible to tell how old a girl was by looking at her.

That's one of the reasons I don't flirt with anyone, because with my luck, she'll be like twelve or something and I'll be branded a pervert.

>>7760573
I'm sure they could. What they lack in science, we give them in exchange for magic.

>>7760587
Neat.

>>7760601
its m-muh style

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>>7760572
me too

>>7760507
I'd fuck her brains out, but she'd never touch me. I can still dream.

>>7760610
Humans imbued with magic and advanced science would doom the universe, anon.