Old thread: >>7732822Pone just woke up and had her coffee, the day has just begun.
>>7738572>coffee >not a "special omelet"
>>7738572ponka stop it's too early for this shit
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, POST BEST PONE PLEASE
>>7738595It's in the OP.
>>7738580>marathon fappingI don't think I have the patience or the discipline for that.
>>7738572>Tomorrow theme>All those random white pixelsFucking shit
Why can Applejack only count to 4?
does anyone have a color palette of the girl-scout pony?
>>77386064/10would be 7/10 if you'd finished it
>>7738614Just take some screenshot.
let's try this again
>>7738620But what if I really only have 4?
>>7738634Spam Garrusor put some jokes in
>>7738607Man it's worth it
I've been out all weekend. What did MLPG think of the new episode?
>>7738636I really like all of Atryls art
>>7738650They thought it was wonderful, for the most part
>>7738624I don't have a high quality source
Are we still talking about sluts?
>>7738667And that's how the end of the world began
>>7738648i wish i had the time for that. most days for me is jack off as fast as possible then get back to work.
>>7738657>>7738660Good to hear. I really enjoyed it too. I was impressed by how it managed to juggle so many characters.
>>7738673I can fap to this.
>>7738595HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANONUNOUS
>>7738675I know that feel.
>>7738667>Let's give The Mask to the most obvious character and not the one that needs it>I mean Stanley was like the mask right guys?Seriously tough who out of the mane cast would be Stanley?
>>7738675>Not sacrificing sleep for a great fapIt's decent exercise too
>>7738690FluttershyShe's as close to Stanley as you can get.Tough Rarity or Twilight would be much more funnier as the Mask
>>7738673That looks like bimbo Twilight
why is sweetie belle so best filly?
>>7738690>office worker who really likes cartoons>kind of childish but hides it to be professionalReally I think it would be Pinkie. There's no reason for any of the ponies to be as repressed as Stanley.
>>7738719She would be, if Scootaloo and Babs didn't exist
>>7738726>Those opinionsI'd put you between Almost Terse and Terse onn my list
>>7738744Well then let me tell you about my mane six tier!Fluttershy > Applejack > Dash = Twilight > Rarity > Pinkie
>>7738719Because she's sister to best pone.
>>7738749...Terse if you are here I want to apologize for comparing him to you. Anyway I'm inventing a new tier just for youDouble Terse
>>7738759No but really Scootaloo and Babs are better than Sweetie
>>7738749>Rarity and Pinkie that low
>>7738572Lol day has just begun. i'm coming off a small crack binge. I took some sedatives and powerful antihistamines. I'm going to pass the fuck out.Goodnight /mlp/
>>7738762But that's wrongThey are better than Apple Bloom but not better than Sweetie
>>7738764You're right. Fluttershy > Applejack > Twilight = Dash = Rarity > Pinkie
>>7738762Scoots I could understand, but Babs? How in the fuck?
>>7738765get your shit sorted, that's horrendous
>>7738773Cadance's head is too small and her neck is too long (but that's normal on Kraut though).
>>7738595Oh hey, it's my sister's birthday too.Happy birthday Anon!
>>7738776Better voice, better characterization, more attitude, not as dumb
>>7738762Those are some horrible opinions.
>>7738791>Celestia and Cadance's samefaces
>>7738788Hey man, tell her Anonymous wishes her a great birthday!
>>7738789It must hurt to be you.
>>7738785Holy minor nitpicks, Batman.
>>7738791Okay, I like that. It's nice to see him draw regular Celestia.
>>7738808That's what I think every time someone disagrees with meEveryone's in pain but me, anon
>>7738814I agree. He could have spent a little bit more time on Cadances and Celestias face though, the noses look kinda wonky
>>7738816I know I am.Kill me please.
>>7738811>awful anatomy>minor nitpickhue
>>7738804>JJEven the ponies with the same body-base he manages to make more samefceish
>>7738811Shhh, it's okay anon, not everybody likes to eat shit like you.
>>7738595>>7738788>birthday was a few days ago>only got an automated "happy birthday" text from my dentist's office>on the wrong day
i don't know why i just saved that
>>7738827>Cadance has a long neck>what is facial perspective?
>>7738779Lel not really. Had shit to do, and no time to sleep. 'Small crack binge' means I used it to pull an all nighter basically. Sure half an adderall would have been better, but i didn't have any. I did have some coke that had been laying around for a couple months. Decided to rock it up and use that.I don't really get the euphoria from stimulants that other people do. I guess my neurochemistry is weird like that. I mean its pleasurable, but I never get these 'rushes' and shit people talk about. Stimulants are basically a better alternative to coffee for me.The only drug I ever used regularly was weed, and I quit that a few years ago./ramble
>>7738840>Was my birthday in November>Got a gift from both MT and Corwin>Don't even have a namejust ask
Which pony would be the most mature when it comes to posting on the internet?
>>7738848No, that's just Kraut style, his ponies are like giraffes.
>>7738853>her awful OC is thereI'm sorry for oyu.
>>7738858You could just say "ugly"less words and quite accurate
>>7738864I love her OC, though
>>7738841the navy seals thing? because it's a must have
>>7738853Why sttle for a Fluttershy cake?
>>7738851>hey you guys look at all the drugs i take>am...am i hardcore yet?
>>7738853My birthday was also in November.Now all I have to do is wait for Reu to actually finish it.
Oh yeah I forgot night threads are shit now too.
>>7738840HAHAHAHA, I get a lot of e-mails every year from those sites I subscribed long years ago and I'm too lazy to unsubscribe.
>try to keep two reaction folders separate>1 for pony and 1 for nonpony>both get filled with pony images and most arnt even reaction relatedeverytime
>>7738875I wouldn't even want to cut into thatfuckmaybe I'd give in and take a giant bite out of its neck, though
>>7738871Again, I'm sorry for you.
>>7738857Twilight or RarityThe least one would be RDI can actually see her being like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9FAOPBiDk
>>7738853November as well. I only got "happy birthday" emails from a few forums I've registered to and haven't' used for years.
>>7738894Don't be such a grouch, anon.You catch more flies with honey, you know.
>>7738889>finally sit down>sort a couple days worth of saved imaged>over two years worth still unsorted
>>7738901>>7738882>tfw awful horoscope pony
>>7738851If I wanted to be hardcore I would have said that this was my sixth day.
>>7738877did you even read the post? that is almost the complete opposite of hardcore.
>>7738857>>>7738865She'd constantly post meaningful stuff, even when the rest of the thread is ripping itself apart around her.
>>7738911>no Celestiabuttfor shame
>>7738886>tfw I still get Gaia E-mails despite never actually using it.
>>7738911pretty damn goodSunbutt is missing but 8/10 overall
>>7738791Celestia always looks so naked without her crown and shoes...
>>7738864But her OC is pretty adorable.
>>7738910was meant for >>7738877getting sleepy. very sleepy.
>Implying you wouldn't
>>7738915>Anon and Celestia wearing an Anon mask sit at either end of a small table sipping tea and having a pleasant conversation>all around them, tables are being overturned, chairs are being thrown, and Anons are being thrown through windows
>>7738912Yes I did see how he intentionally played it down as if it was no big deal.That was a clever technique. In middle school. Now it's transparent.
>>7738920tfw instead of unsubscribing from gaia emails I just added them to my spam filter.Feels lazy, yo>>7738919Sagittarius' tail is awesome.
>>7738895>microsoft commercialsI love them.They are just to silly to hate.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UlE-o8DQQ
>>7738922now that you mention itunf
>>7738930Sorry, I'm not gay.
>>7738930>Implying there's even a nanoscopic chance that I would
>>7738925Fuck, I wish I had Scorpio.I was born after the 22nd
>>7738919Sagittarius is the best of the male ones
>>7738930Nah manI don't like that cowboy looking kind of face
Is the Ursa Major the best wild creature of MLP? Post Ursa Major.
>>7738572So someone posted this imagelink a couple of days ago:http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/027/d/4/pinkemena_by_fantasyblade-d5swsvb.gifI finally found the picture that it was reminding me of.
>>7738952Just how big is the ursa major?
guys help, i cant stop replying to idiots
>>7738947>not AriesYou fucked up
how much does pone weigh
>>7738912let him be, its 4chan. guess he thinks i'm trying to be hardcore because i based it instead of just snorting my powder.To sound like even more of a weenie, I took it with time released dextromethorphan (Delsym cough syrup) to mitigate tolerance and excitotoxicity. I'm not hardcore nor edgy, I'm just a drug and toxin nerd.
So, Fluttershy, whats in your saddlebag today?
>>7738937WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ON THEIR KNEES, ANON?WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
>>7738967Some anon did the math a long time ago37-38 meters sitting down
>>7738980Well, Pinkie weighs almost nothing
>>7738971Then you must realize that you are the idio
>>7738968>a gay-stache>better than star coatNo, you try again!>>7738967>pic relatedNot sure how accurate it is.
>>7738931Why aren't you drawing it yet?
>>7738980About 180 grams
>>7738998To be honest Twilight could carry a bolder three times her size so that's not really a feat of strength.
>>7739014Twilight has magic hooves. She even lifts.
>>7738980Depends on how much they've eaten
>>7739037This is the only one that gives me a boner.
>>7738749Are you me?
>>7739037Do you have pics of him without legs?
>>7738749The arrow always points towards the higher one, right? In that case, you are right.
>>7738980Almost everything in equestria is weightless to humans.
>>7739063I fucking wish.It makes it damn hard for him to coil his tail around me if he's got legs.
>>7739078>not posting Ursa Major already
This is sickening.
>>7739095But I like my horseboners to be thick and heavy.
At night, the heart of this is the pony.
>>7739043it took me a while but here, I just had to post this.
>>7739094You're sickening, you party cock sucker
>>7739103what does she have square titswhats happening
>>7739112I remember that meme
>>7739112>it's blocked in my countryfucking hell
>>7739146Geh in's Bett, Bernd.
>>7739158Du hast mir garnix zu sagen!
>tfw Pinkie weighs 92g
>>7739146>2013>Er hat Proxtube noch nicht
>>7738967There was this size chart a long time ago that showed how big an Ursa Major was compared to a pony.Unfortunately I don't have it anymore, ponibooru is dead and unfortunately it's not on Derpybooru.I tried to calculate it then but it wasn't that exact because I didn't know what the size of a pony was.I still have the notes from it. If we are using this chart and a pony is 1.12 m than the Ursa Major from the cave had, while sitting has about 34.56 m
OH MY GOSHI FINALLY GOT THE PORTAL WORKING, GIRLS
>>7739177>nicht ProxFreeSchaut euch dieses Holzblasinstrument an.
>>7739185OH SHITEVERYONE, STOP TALKING ABOUT HORSEBONERS
>>7739185GO AWAY YOU FAGGOT HORSE, I FUCKING HATE YOU
Gotta have coffee
>>7739185supwe were just talking about you masturbating
>>7739205wat a qt
>>7739183So this one >>7739008 is wrong, since it assumes the basic pone is 4 feet high, and not 3 feet and 8 inches.But that doesn't explain such a difference in numbers. 70 meter vs 35 metes? Someone made a mistake there.>>7739204Ich hör schon auf.
moments like this never last
>>7739204>implying I'm depressed
>>7739185avert your eyes etc etc
>>7739231Maybe the anon who said the Ursa is 35 meters high when sitting actually meant shoulder height. Then it would add up.
>>7739233What the fuck is going on there?Why are Twilight's eyes melting?
>>7739233You never last.
>>7739233what.... what the fuck
>>7739233GG are you hammered or something
>>7739205>latteGET THAT FAGGOT SHIT OUT OF HEREGIVE ME A COFFEEBLACK
>>7739235Is he depressed? I was under the impression he left his corporeal form and ascended to the higher planes of tumblr and skype.
>>7739251>black coffeeMa nigga.I just drink it black because it tastes like shit anyway no matter what
>>7739251>>7739257>black coffeePlebs. Black tea is where it's at.
>>7739204Now I'm kinda wondering how many horsefuckers are from Germany
>>7739233what the fuck are you doing
>>7739265At least three
>>7739233GG, GO HOME, YOU'RE DRUNK
>>7739231Well according to the notes I have the pony in that picture had a height of 23 pixels while the Ursa Major, in this position, had 709 pixels.I'm sure that my measurements were correct I usually go full autism on stuff like this and do it several times just to be sure. The math also adds up.
>>7739265Deutschthreads sind meistens gut besucht. Arten aber immer in Gebitche über die deutsche Synchro und lusitge Übersetzungen von Kleinpferdnamen aus.
Why are you fapping to me, /co/?
>>7739300I don't know what you're saying but the map speaks more than anythingYou have my condolences
>>7739265>>7739300Speaking of which, are any of you going to that con in autust?
>>7739300Dang, that's a lot of brones.Especially where I live
>>7739257>Not ordering coffee beans from a local roaster>They're only a few days old>Grind them fresh every morning>Use an aeropress to make it It's better than anything lower than a prosumer espresso machine I still drink it blackBut only because it doesn't need sugar
>>7739300>There's a brony cluster where I liveaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7739323Na man, can't show my face at a bronycon, I have to hide my powerlevel.I'd also drown in my own spaghetti and I wouldn't know anyone there anyway
>>7739205why even bother wear an apron if it doesnt protect your exposed genitals.
>>7739300>that lonely guy in poland
>>7739300Link to that map?I want to see if anything is near me
>>7739347I was thinking of going there to document spaghetti for you guys but I wouldn't go there alone
>>7739286But you can't just equate pixels in one scene with pixels in another.>>7739306>>7739310>>7739317>>7739323>>7739325Now don't think I visit bronies.deIt's basically ponychan in german. I was there to rumble some bimbos for a week. You can just register there and look at a detailed map of where those fuckers live though.>mfw there is a brony 3 streets from my birth place.
>>7739355Bronies.deYou have to sign up though.
>>7739354Well, the map is from a german brone forum, so it kinda makes sense that there aren't many poles visiting.
>>7739361>crashing germanies bronecon with someone else from MLPGdont fucking tempt me man
i would shed my skin for you
>>7739362It took that in consideration too.It was pretty well done in my opinion. I just ish I could find it again
>>7739354We're just hiding our powerlevel. Even here. He is some newfag who forgot about that.
>>7739380You know you want it anon
>mfw i don't drink coffee
>>7739401actually rather nice/10
>>7739386GG do you need to talk to someone or something
>>7739386GuysGuys I think GG is having an episode again
>>7739386I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I like it.
>>7739400I kinda do.I just really don't want to get seen at a con for My Little Pony
>>7739392All I have found till now is the tumbnail.Maybe someone has it?
>>7739418Now wait until he goes grimderp again.
>>7739425>implying anyone you know will see you
>>7739425You can always hang out in the town. My brother might be going representing some brony charity, so I might tag along as well.
>>7739401Who is this pony?
>>7739423 yes...when i'm not drunk
>>7739431>>7739444Hah, looks like it was. Would have had it up before you posted the thumbnail if I hadn't beefed the captcha.
>>7739386Who are you and why do you seem familiar?>Glitter Glue = That guy with that Tumblr who draws on MS paintOhh...
>>7739443Just looked up the ticket price... they really charge 59€ for the entrance?
>>7739444And that monster lives near to Ponyville.
>>7739444So, what's the final number?
>>7739418His Crackle episode was funn
>>7739461Get a loada this fag
>>7739467Yes, but I think cons are almost always that expensive
>>7739412do you have a caffeine addiction? if not, good for you. If so, soda is bad. It does nothing for you, it's just corn-syrup liquid candy and there's a remote chance you're going to get diabetes from drinking so much of that poison.if you need the caffeine fix, give coffee a try. Get some french vanilla creamer to sweeten it up a little. Personally, I just like a little bit of milk in my coffee.
>>7739448Dude, I drink Fernet with friends to get drunk, I love it but it also makes me shit really hard.
>>7739491SILLY OLD BEAR
>>7739465Pinkie what are you doing? Get out of the toilette right now!
>>7739494>drinking Fernet>2013Venezzio is what it's at. Plus there's not alcohol in it.
Anybody think it was strange how Spike said "Pinkie Pie" in the latest episode? Just the way he said it didn't sound natural.
>>7739543I realized I love how Pinkie says "immediately".
>>7739515>not adoring the moonsolaire's a wimp
show me your tears
>>7739563w-what does that have to do with anything
>>7739560The worst part is...there's at least one guy saving this shit.
>>7739560You're drunk GG
>>7739560are those dicks
>>7739560Are you okay?
>>7739471Well my measurements here >>7739286 seem to be right. So that would make the ursa minor 5.3 meters tall when he's standing on his 4 legs.So supposing that while on four legs it has a somewhat constant height it would make the Ursa Major 20 meters tall.Of course that's not the side view so it's actually somewhat bigger
>>7739560I know where this is going and I don't like it
>>7739479That's still a lot to go there just for the giggles.
>>7739531Never tried Venezzio, in fact, I don't know what it is. I'll buy it if I see it.
>>7739560I would've thought bestiality to be illegal there, but as most of the animals talk... I don't know...
>>7739560>>7739583Me too damnI'm scared
>>7739587oh right, THATdamn
>nedroid will never be active again
>>7739590It's a red, carbonated bitter. Incredible taste.
>>7739614He was driving the bus with Tess and Apple.
>>7739593The writers said that only hoofed animals are the ones that have sentience/sapience/whatever.That and some mythological creatures ( griffons, dragons, minotaurs and so on).
>>7739586Well, I'd probably have more fun there than with most modern video games so i don't think it's too bad
>>7739625Aren't cows also sapient?
>>7739637Cows have hooves.
>>7739641Heh, I need to read it all for the fourth time.
>>7739621Speaking of Applehttp://derpiboo.ru/226303
>>7739621>tfw checking Tess' tumblr every day hoping that something brings him back to life>tfw deep down you know that even if he returns he'd probably be too pressed to draw cute againMy husbando is dead ;_;
>>7739666DepressedI meant to say depressed to draw cute again
>>7739579can you make the same thing with the dragon from Dragonshy and the Hydra?
>>7739662>5 min agoWhatWhat
>>7739666He drew mice ponies drew recently, though
>>7739662a-are girl toes slender like that?
>>7739693I'm not him if that's what you think, I refresh Derpibooru constantly when I got bored.
>>7739662Man, I usually like Apple's stuff, but something about that head and neck is throwing me off.
>>7739673Let us mourn our husbandos together, Anon Mine hats us now. At least he's in a better place, even if means I'll never speak to him again.
>>7739714He can't into humans at all, but I guess he's practicing.
>>7739715>Mine hats us now.Gabe Newell?
>>7739678Man I'm lazy. And I have to leave soon. I'll try to do it now but I can't promise you anything
>>7739560>spike getting marred to twilightreminds me of that furry picture where the dad asks to marry the kid, you know the one.
>>7739729Homestuck was so much better without the trolls...
>>7739734Augh, the one with the diapers? Disturbing shit.
>>7739731It's okay. Do it whenever you feel like it.
>>7739662>artist:applesthanks a lot asshole for making it hard to search
give me just a little smile
I've seen teeth before
>>7739782Where the fuck is my Corey porn GG
>after months of of mediocre porn SB finally creates something i could fap tohttp://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/post/41690164024/pokey-x-caramelreminds me of early SB back when he was cooler
>>7739782Oh look they look normal againHappy ending indeed
>>7739810Maybe taking a break from the general is a good thing.
>>7739810>Fapping to gay
>>7739827>not embracing gay ponies
>>7739813>NormalThen whose hand is that on Twilight's nose?
>>7739840Those are probably Spike's hands.
>>7739836>that gifFucking saved.
>>7739852Then whose hand is that on Spike's hip?
>>7739840>>7739852>3 armsOh, GG...
keep loving in your soul
>>7739838>that ancient roman shitposting threadthat was good times
>mfw gf lets me make an account on her PS3
>>7739863>IT WAS A DREAM ALL ALONGDammit.
>>7739873its funny how a normal person can look at that picture and not understand what it is but when i look at it i see delicious horse ass that gives me a slight boner.
>>7739893Does it now?
>>7739863Oh hey, you reminded me to check my hands!I'm gonna have a dream trigger in no time!
>>7739873>hardcorefucking lost it
>>7739863Bad end when?
>>7739863>no dream sharingDang.
I wonder if anyone has made a foodpone based on breakfast stuff
>>7739401>she's pulling a cart>first thing she sees when the gates open is a shitload of stepslel
>>7739907>not pinching your nose
>>7739863>it was a dreamso THAT'S why everything looked all fucked up
and remember to havenice dream
>>7739928Yeah, coke pone and pizza pone.
>>7739863Luna doesn't know what the fuck anymore
>>7739746Well the Hydra is a bitch to measure but a rough approximation puts the Hydra, with it's necks straight up, at 18 meters
>>7739928I love Xieril's OCI bet she smells like starbucks
>>7739931Oh god haha.
>>7739972I'd rather she smell like mahogany and coffee bean
>>7739972Shit, I need to make a cute OC. Maybe other artists will finally talk to me...
>>7739978can someone post the link
>>7739978That's one of the reason I love Japanon so much. His broken English is so fucking adorable.I wish more Japanese people visited us.
>>7739988Just make sure she has a gigantic dong and you'll be in in no time.
>>7739988>>7739999Make it hidden: that way, people will draw her cute and all, and it will be TOO LATE!
>>7739185Trust me, some things are better left unseen my little pony.
>>7739995There's some on /int/
>>7739958For the hydra you have to first measure the pony to head ratio, then the head to neck and then the neck plus head to body.Yeah, she's a bitch. But the anon who said the Ursa Major was 60 meters long also said the hydra is 18, I think.
>>7739999But I don't want porn of it. >>7740007>her
>>7739990http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rikose-drawTHAT LUNA HE IS DRAWING IS CUTEanother plus is i am not able to understand the brony chat. i am just going to pretend it is intelligent discussion and not memes.
>>7740023It's Tara, so...
>>7740016So, how long until we have humanised porn of Tara's pony oc?
>>7740016>large vagina and no anus
>>7740033That doesn't even make any sense.
>>7740014Yeah. That's almost what I did.No scene where we see the hydra completely. Just parts.Anyway moving to the dragon now. I still don't get it how the fuck he got 60 meters for the Ursa Major
>>7740016Do you think Tara likes this? In my headcanon, she faps to porn of her OC.
>>7740046I'M HAVING A DEJA VU
>>7739988That's how it works? Damn, I did it wrong all that time
>>7739988I'd draw it
>>7740038Why have two holes when one's enough?
>>7740058I DON'T KNOW
>>7740016It still bugs me that her OC has a boringly uncreative skin color cote.
>>7740049>that derpy on the leftOh man I would.
>>7740065>Not that pinkie on the bottom left
>>7740059Oh right, you only draw OCs and shitty anthro.
>>7740060>taking anal sex away from applejackyou monster. you are worse than ross.
>>7740059I wouldn't cuddle a pony I don't see the eyes of!
>>7740073All Pinkie cosplayers look like shit.
>>7740077thats going too far anon
>>7740079oi m8 ill reck ur ass I swear on me mums lyfe
>>7740075Damn right I do
>>7740042>I still don't get it how the fuck he got 60 meters for the Ursa MajorInaccurate measuring maybe? As far as I understood he took the Minor's shoulder as a base and from that calculated the minor - major ratio.Also, keep in mind that his opny base was 4 feet and not 3 feet 8 inch.
>>7740055I dunno, but it seems the artists that have OCs are the most chummy of the lot. >>7740059I bet you say that to everyoneBut I think his shtick would be how much of an unlikeable, boring and spiteful brat he is. SO anyone else drawing it would kind of defeat the point
>>7740084but your mums dead
>>7740077>RossYou monster. Noone deserves that.Whatever happened to him? I haven't seen his over-wiggly shit for months. I miss shamefully fapping to his bellies.
>>7740084I think it's the pink wigs and pink clothes that make them look incredibly stupid and unattractive. I'm sure that lady is normally attractive.
>>7740084Oh god, I fapped to her so many times, she didn't do another pony cosplay, right?
>>7740097>for monthsHe was there last week you poof-tah.
>>7740086>no hornhow am i supposed to know if she is a unicornanthro or pegasusanthro
>>7740103I don't think so
>>7740097fuck off ross. learn to keep your disgusting fetish to yourself.
>>7740108She has handsShe can do fine without a horn
>>7740113Man, if only the General worked like that...
>Breakfast Edition"Um h-h-hi"
>>7740135"Y-You-too...."ya beefed it
>>7740084that's the only attractive female cosplayer
>>7740135you fucked up, you should have just let it go. but you still try to save it when it was already ruined.
>>7739988Yeah I need an OC. Just haven't thought of one.
>>7740141I would a Chicken Pie so badly.
>>7740046Honestly? I don't think she actually masturbates to them, but she pretty much likes all this stuff and sometimes it may get her horny. After all - she is a slut.And no, I'm not being ironic, I mean it this time. Just look at her, at her behavious - classic slut.
>>7740150Make it green, because there aren't many green ponies in the show. Also, give it brown hair, because that is your hair color!It can only turn out great!
>>7740150I've got an OC, but I've yet to post it anywhere else than here.
>>7740157>slutbut she's not Tabitha
>>7740150You don't really need one. Your artsy goodness means others will just come to you outright, It's only the more mediocre us have to do stupid stuff like OCs to get noticed (though sadly, there are those who needn't make them but do make one anyway).
>>7740141Not so fast Spiderman
>>7740166I wish the basic mushroom was a slut. We barely see anything of her.
>>7740177>SpidermanIts slade ya dofus
>>7740190>>>>the headyour joke<<<<
>tfw a woman you fap to thanks you for complimenting her
>>7740219Rosefag pls go.
>>7740227>fapping to MT>everAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7740219It's Rose, right?
>>7740202WE'RE BOTH READING IT RIGHT NOWI CAN FEEL YOU
>>7740227>>7740221>>7740236>describing any MLPG contributor as a womanThey are little girls and nothing more.
>>7740238We're three here.
>>7740244I like to pretend you guys are ponies. Strange, questionable ponies.
>>7739928Jessy did this one ages back.
>>7740244i-i-i love little girls
>>7740277THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
>>7740280MT plsYou're cute and I'd hug you
>>7740280If it makes you feel better, there are probably a bunch of people in here who jerked it to your OC
>>7739950>coke and pizza>breakfastoh murrica never change
>>7740042>No scene where we see the hydra completely. Just parts.Sorry about the shitty youtube prtscrn, but I'm a lazy bum.
>>7740255Just so you don't have to face the fact that Humans such as us exist and converse in such an atrocious manner on relatively bizarre topics?I'm inclined to think likewise, that we're not human.So we don't have to face the fact that people such as ourselves exist.
>>7740280dont worry MT I still fap to you and your dad
>>7740301>implyingI do that too and I'm from yuroop
>>7740305But what if none of us here are human? what then
If I were a girl, I'd be relieved that people didn't fap to me.
>>7740087Maybe.Oh well the Dragon was much more easier to measure.So anyway Dragon while standing up is 18 meters tall. Also while flying, from head to tail he has 32 meters. That's a fucking long tail.Hydra also 18 meters tall.Ursa Major has 20 meters when standing on all four legs.
http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/post/41671407785/tiny-wip-of-a-really-overdue-commission>see this commission by rose>oh cool that is cute>paid by sentinalITS RUINED FOREVER
>>7740304That is useless for measurement, since there is a large distance between them, meaning the ponies are in a different scale. We have to use atleast 2 different screencaps.
>>7740329Who the fuck cares
>>7740329how do you know he paid for it?
>eating cold or reheated pizza>everstay away from me you disgusting plebs
>>7740329>anything drawn by roseit was already ruined anon
>>7740254Make that 4.
>>7740343>plebs>posts fluttershyYa dun goofed there anon
>>7740319Then at least I'd be relieved that the Human Condition has not actually degraded as first thought.That instead, we've either made contact with socially awkward aliens, are dealing with a rather odd bunch of Silurians or we REALLY ARE PONIES from another universe.I'll be rooting for ponies, as usual.
>>7740343>cold schnitzel with mustard>not GOAT food>>7740324Man, that Ursa Major is still fucking huge. Would kill a dragon with one blow of his paw.
I'm having too much fun with that binary brush
>>7740347>i search huge pony butts to see what shows>get thisthat aint huge at all
>>7740343>Cold pizza>Not better than hot pizzaholy shitYou're the plebest pleb ever
>>7740377Yep and it's close enough to the village that two ponies like Snips and Snails could get to his lair in the Everfree forest, at night, without problems and run all the way back.That is extremely closeBut the gates to hell itself are a day or half a day away from Ponyville so yeah...
>>7740172snap I am doing a similar idea with the CMC
>>7740394maybe if you are talking about disgusting american mass market pizza for poor people like pizza hut, i was talking about real pizza.
>>7740383Scoots stop that, you can't pay for those
>>7740417What's the difference?
>>7740400Equestria is a small world, it seems.
>>7740383It's great eh? I understand why mangneto always draw like that.
>>7740423Wow. Just wow.
>>7740384>sririacha>not chili paste
GUYS GUYSLook I think we can all agree that the plebest of pleb plebs are the people who think that Pinkie isn't a good pony
>>7740423>trypical amerifat doesnt know what real pizza is
>>7740431>>7740440Still didn't get an answer
>>7740400I like the headcanon that the Ursa Major and Minor are the actual constillations came to life.
http://cuteosphere.tumblr.com/post/41693838237/its-been-a-while-since-i-drew-choppy-cloppy-my>I was always a bit unsure about her name because apparently “clop” is the term bronies chose to use for their adult rated content, and I don’t want people to think she’s that sort of character… but, it rhymes very cutely with chop, so I don’t want to change it.Teehee
>>7740417>Implying you know what you're talking about>Implying I'm American>Implying I eat from pizza chains>Implying you aren't a huge pleb
>>7740443Because they don't have one.Pizza elitists are all the same.
>>7740439I can agree on that.>>7740443It simply is better. Like, eat american chocolate and then go to Schwitzerland or Germany and eat chocolate there. There are worlds between.
Food elitists are worse than Hitler
>i am the only person on the planet who thinks the binary brush used close up like that looks awful
>>7740439I think people who enjoy lolrandumb humor are bigger plebes than people that don't, Pinkiefag
>>7740411CMC having OCs? Or did you just misquote?
>>7740461You're not alone nigga.
>>7740450>choppy cloppyGod damnit, that name is really just asking for it
/mlpg/ - pizza; plus tip
Has Glitter Glue been playing COC?
>>7740459but Hitler was an amazing guy who did nothing wrong, so thats not much of an insult
>>7740461If you're the only one then why are you complaining about it?Clearly no-one cares or sympathizes with you
>>7740455>Switzerland>Not BelgiumAre you even trying?
>>7740461Binary Brush doesn't work alone. It has to be used in a completed piece IMO to look good.
>>7740472I couldn't find the original with hitler in my folder
>>7740424Not really.Remember 1 day and 1 night with the train to reach Applelosa. ...Actually yeah. Equestria is pretty damn small.I mean okay we don't know what speed they had but it couldn't be that big.What's the average buffalo speed?
>>7740472It was under his rule that the first highways were built.But that was only so he could mobilize troops quicker for the Blitz Krieg.
>>7740489while the train ride to canterlot sometimes seems to take a few hours, while sometimes it takes way more than a day.
>>7740476>BelgiumWell, despite being shit at anything, they invented french fries, roller blades and have great chocolate. Probably the bronce medal of chocolate countries.>>7740459Hitler was vegetarian and loved animals.>>7740465>liking Ponko for lulrandumb>not liking her for silliness and adorablness
>>7740501>there is no fastfood chain called Blitzfraß in germanyGermans don't have any humor at all.
>>7740510Pinkie silliness = lolrandumbdeal w/ it.you're right on her adorableness though, most adorable pony
>>7740509It depends on the price, if the girls have no money they take the Slow Express.
How come John De Lancer didn't talk about the clopping? That's what I was watching the documentary for. What a ripoff.
>>7740329I paid for it, dude.
>>7740510That's what I admire about Belgium. They're shit in everything, yet still manage to be better at almost everything than their neighbours. Plus, Flemish accent is really sexy
>>7740536Good job you noticed my nickname for him.You want a gold star?
>>7740520>tfw no waffle house equivalent called "Waffel, Ess Ess!"
>>7740520Well, we don't associate the word Blitz with Blitzkrieg instantly, so it wouldn't be all that funny.Though Blitzfraß sounds very funny.
anyone know a site where i can look at high resolution pictures of nude men, that isnt gay porn.
>>7740541Hey LK, hey.When was the last time you drew Pinkie?
>>7740411Oh misquote sorry
>>7740545>ess>you in charge of imperative
How do I become smarter? Will liking book pone help?
>>7740535Because people like censorship to hide their senses from the real world.But don't worry; I've heard there may be a stache of r34 in the /mlp/ documentary.That can only be a good thing.
>>7740542But they achieved nothing at all. Ever. Hell, they are so irrelevant that they got the capital of the EU that is supposed to be on neutral ground. Belgium isn't even an actual country. The people hate each other. Why don't they split up already?
>>7740573Holy shit what's wrong with Twilight's hindleg?
>>7740573That left leg looks weird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=xg0uEVzknxEi lost my shit when i saw the pony toys in his room
>>7740550Quite a while ago, actually.
>>7740594Then you're a fool.
>>7740573What an interesting crackship
>>7740602please more porn of scout pone please
>>7740607I know right? I'm actually okay with it..seeing as Twilight would totally do anything to be a princess
dance with me
>>7740608>moreThat wasn't me.
>>7740608fuck off pedo
>>7740607>implying they weren't going out before Twilight left for Ponyville>implying he didn't take her virginity and vice versa
>>7740622LK WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH SAFFRON
>>7740622How about that one thing?
>>7740509Yeah but from what we've seen till now in OaB is that the speed of the train was constant. Now the buffaloes could keep up with it.It also seems that they were traveling for a day.Now best case scenario is that there aren't any other stops. But the ponies pulling the train would need a break and something to eat.So let's say they have to take a break from time to time. So let's say that total amount of time spent on breaks is 4 hours. 1 hour ever 5 hours of pulling.Anyway apparently the buffalo top speed is 48 km/hSo lets say that the train was traveling at 30km/hThat would make the road 600 kmNow I know the map said it might not be to scale but we can still deduce that Ponyville is approximately in the center of Equestria while Appaloosa is the southern most town Now the tracks aren't really straight so let's say that the total distance is 400km.Anyway this is a very very loose approximation. And there's also the territory after the mountains shown in the comic so meh...
>you will never teach scout pone to tie a variety of knots
>>7740649Gilda's head is so tiny
>>7740659It's just her big hips
>>7740658Nanaki please go
>>7740669her hand is bigger than her head
>>7740678She's got big talons
>>7740656>SAFFRONHu? I thought the ancient ruins were in the center.
What restaurant would you take your favorite pony out to?
>>7740633What do you mean?>>7740641Working on it. It'll be a few pictures instead of just one, if anyone thought that.>>7740643Yeah, the artist said last night that he wasn't me, and I said I wasn't him. I haven't drawn any Scout Pone.
>>7740679>expecting porn>of actual good shipsThat's not how this fandom works
>>7740659Tiny heads you say?
>>7740694Ooh, what's "that one thing"?
>>7740699>Implying there's no porn of Spicord
>>7740699>this ship>goodKlondork pls
>>7740702I love SB...but this character is so fucking stupid looking
>>7740707Can we at least agree that they are platonic fuck buddies?
>>7740718I think that might have been the point.
I think Rarity is ugly.
>>7740706butbut i've drawn it
>>7740735Well I think you're a good person
>>7740741I know Braeburned, I was pointing out that there WAS porn of itand it's mostly good stuff
>>7740732SB tends to get quite defensive over him, so I don't think that was his intention.
>>7740739All our horses are 100% horse fed for that double horse juiced-in goodness.
>>7740759I think he just wants people to understand that he's not supposed to be proportionate to any other ponies. And he is fairly consistant in the proportions that he draws him in so I dont see a problem.
>>7740718I can see what he's trying to do, but it just doesn't work.
>>7740694then please draw her? <3
>>7740764>double horse flavorunf
>>7740768>tfw now MLPG knows I'm up at 2AM
Hittin' my bongos, I am so strongo, I am also handsome and smart, smart, smart.
>>7740788GO TO BED
>>7740703Flutterstuffing. Art for a story that anon wrote.>>7740758I need coffee first. And I'll need you'se guys' help with it. I need to get back on track really fucking badly but I don't know where to start. I was thinking either a page or 2 of doodles, or color practice. I can't decide.
>>7740788Hey, can you get kangaroo meat easily there?That shit has hella good macro ratios, gotta know
>>7740796Don't do it, it's just the spiders trying to get you in your sleep
>>7740795I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
>>7740801Yeah, you can get it in the supermarkets, or at least my local ones.
>>7740770I'm not saying he looks weird compared to other ponies, I'm saying he just looks weird all on his own. Like there's face where neck should be, because I can't figure out that jawline. Thick neck and a flat face?
You guys know that the sub have a /v/ section, right?
>>7740800I thought you usually rolled when it comes to indecision
>>7740823I'm fucking jealouspls open up a company that ships kangaroo meat directly to my mouthyou'll make millions
>>7740824Ah, I getcha. I don't really mind that much. He's experimenting with him and probably learning.
>>7740805wu tang clan aint nothing to trifle with
>>7740800I HAVE A REQUEST IF A REQUEST IS WHAT YOU WANT
>>7740831Usually. I felt like switching things up today.
>>7740839been spending most our lives livin in the gangsta's heaven
>draw a new show character once when it first gets shown>people like it a lot>but now when you see other people draw the character, it feels like they're taking your character and it just feels weird to see other people to draw itDoes anyone else get this
>>7740855he, get in lineI already requested mine!``
>>7740864Now.Because I'm always too slow to be one of the first.
>>7740856I'd throw a vote in for doodles
>>7740871>nowNo I meant of course
>>7740871It seems to happen a lot to me. Leo pony, "love letter", Ceasar; hell, even flim and flam
don't panic but there's a flying spider in this thread
>>7740886I think I see it rustling those bushes ove
>>7740889what an inefficient way to walk.
>>7740889It looks like PSOne.
>>7740150here is your new OC
>>7740927Why does this exist?
>>7740855Maybe. Depends on what I'm doing.>>7740876That sounds good then. Unless people really want me to color then I'll doodle after coffee.
Why aren't you doing your pushups?
>>7740956because it is amazing.
>>7740960One of these days, Blue Pank...
>>7740960Because chest day is Tuesday you blue baffoonAnd stop telling these anons that nothing but pushups will help them
>>7740958Even though I laughed, I wish people would stop ripping off OneyG for easy laughsAlso unf.
>>7740960PINKIE I DONT ONLY DO PUSHUPS
>>7740958I still fucking giggle.
>>7740977u avin a giggle m8
>>7740958>lunas face in the fifth panelMy sides
>>7740969>And stop telling these anons that nothing but pushups will help themOf course not, silly!You need cardio too!
>>7740958>by ScappoOh. Shit
>>7741001And core work, and shoulder work, and leg work, and back work, and arm work...
>>7740958This image heavily refuses to expandI also want to laugh
>>7741006Scappo's shit is so badHe can't draw anything but ass, and even then messes up genital placement
>>7740959>>7740959Can you draw her sipping hot coffe or, if you have time - CMC sharing a cup of hot coffee with her? It was a cold day outside after all.
>>7740960I got extremely sunburnt on Australia day. All movement is pain.Instead I'm going to sit perfectly still for two or three weeks and it will all be okay.
>>7741025But what about this comici dont see much fault in it
I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKECOME ON MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE
>>7741036Body size and proportions are all over the placeperspective is a little wonky in places toohis anthros suck
>>7741035I think I saw you on the train. Along with literally everyone else who got sunburnt on Australia Day.
>>7741035>>7741064Americans celebrate Australia Day or there is more than one australian guy here?
>>7741064I love this country.
>>7741035>tfw chronic dry and sensitive skin>tfw sunburn causes an excruciating itch that drives me to tears>tfw never even been close to tan in 6 yearsFeels pasty man
>>7741079It's only three in the morning, Anon. That's no time for sleep.
>>7741057The body size variations aren't noticable to me. Probably because the changes of whos in the foreground/background can account for slight differences. Still though: The comic's pretty good compared to most. Maybe cause it's not just show style.
>>7741079>American>Literally first time hearing about Australia day
>>7741079At least 2.
>>7741098Make that three; I'm neither the burnt guy nor the train guy.
>>7741096Im surprised I haven't heard of it either, actually. Australia sounds pretty neat actually. America's pretty terrible, does anything suck about Australia?
>>7741087>>7741098>>7741105Neat, can you guys tell miLes to come back?
>>7741096It's great, we pretty much just get sunburnt at the beach or drunk in our backyards and listen to "The Hottest 100" on glorious government funded radio.
Why do I wanna into pink horse
>>7741107Everything wants to kill you
>>7741107>does anything suck about Australia?everything that moves can kill you
>>7741111Sounds like the 4th of July here
>>7741121u r a pedo
>>7741107Internet speeds and technology prices.Spiders.
>>7741111Sounds lik- >>7741129Yeah
>>7741107I killed 3 redbacks in the last week
>>7740930See, that's kinda how >>7740702 looks to me.
>>7741121Because she's soft and cute and bouncy and really REALLY likes you
>>7741131>>7741125>>7741122>>7741140whawhat if I just stay indoors
>>7741083I am not even going to attempt a tan with my skin. That would just be a fruitless trip to cancer city.
>>7741140I was clearing out the garage today; killed at least six of the bloody things, as well as two eggsacks.
Are there Chazzwazzers in Australia?
>>7741154Australian spiders can open locks. They're waiting for you in your shoes and under your toilet seats.
>>7741154Then you're just trapped when they come for you.
>>7741121Because your taste is awful.
>>7741154spiders live inside the house and also australia was based on mad max
>>7741175>>7741168>>7741159This is almost enough to change my mind. Fuck. Okay okay. If I'm able to get past the spidersWhat will be a welcome relief to me moving there after living here all my life?
>>7741161What was up with that episode and bidets? We don't even know what that shit is.
>>7741184>male muzzleeven better
>>7741189Your government will let you jailbreak your iPhone.
>>7741207What does jailbreaking a phone let you do anyway?
>>7741189shrimp on the barbie
Is it true that you can find a Kangaroo just walking in the city?
>>7741189I hear the minimum wage is fantastic. Like, over 50% of the employed US population could move there and get a minimum wage job, and easily make more than their current annual salary. is that true?
>>7741224Yeah man, we have kangaroo lanes.Sydney actually has a kangaroo monorail.
>>7741199>>7741207>>7741210>>7741219>>7741225Is there a Australina version of the JIDF?
>>7741189Voting is mandatory.
>>7741225Probably. America is terrible for poor people.
>>7741248What is the australian minimum wage?And is it any harder to get a job like that?I hear there's a lot more work with like, job unions over there
>>7741199>Kangaroo meatI'm gonna go there for like a year to get swole on that shit and then move back here
>>7741240Is that some kind of /stormfront/ thing? I never bothered learning what that acronym means.
>>7741271I don't get it
>>7741257Video games are outrageous and so is internetalso guns are hard to get
>>7741224Nah, you're unlikely to see them unless you're travelling out a decent distance from the city, or are in one of the really small towns.Or are visiting a zoo.>>7741225>>7741257http://www.fairwork.gov.au/pay/national-minimum-wage/pages/default.aspxI think AUD are approximately equal to USD at the moment.
>>7741285I don't play any video games and i dont really use guns ever either. But internet's pretty important.
>>7741285We have an R rating for videogames now. Apparently L4D2 is going to be re-released in Australia with American levels of violence.
>>7741277Jewish internet defense forcebut first i thought it was the Japanese Invasion defense force
>>7741306Me too actually. That's what confused me.
>>7741287Goddamn. I could work as a dishwasher at Mcdonalds and make more money than any possible long term career choice here.
>>7741320Assuming you survive that long
>>7741351I'm more scared of most americans than I am of spiders. I'll be okayoh uhuh what are the gay rights/marriage laws like
>>7741369You can only marry male spiders
>>7741369b-but braeburned how will I ever get to meet you if you move to a new countrywill you at least send me kangaroo meat?
>>7741369Why would you be scared of Americans?Is it because of the way we lean in real close while peeling bloody strips from our face?You know that's just how we say hello, right?
>>7741029>apple fritter bitesGet that shit out of my face, kid.
>>7741287>$15.96 per hour
>>7741369What about American spiders?
We've never been /trv/ before, have we?I love it!
>>7741410Americans have guns all the time and they're all shooting people and riding bears.One time an American came up to me and called me a muslim socialist for driving on the left side of the road.
>>7741419I wish I could find a link to that video.
>>7741421>American SpidersTheyre fat cant run that much and wont bite anything unless its a cheesburger
>>7741428What the hell is /trv/?>Look it up........Please no...I have never been out of USA besides Canada. It would hurt my heart. I want to leave here so bad.
>>7741454Pretty much. The only ones that are abundant are "daddy long-legs"
>>7741428IT'S SO NICE IN AUSTRALIACOME HERE
>>7741453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6FxM0oAsIAThere are a few colbert rave remixes, so I'm not sure which one you're looking for exactly
i seriously cannot think of anything to tell an austrailian to convince them to come here. the most I can say is "more guns, better internet, less scary spiders, and closer proximity to some events/people"i cannot think of anything else
>>7741457I went to the Bahamas once! It was dirty as shit, but the people were really nice and they've got good soda. Like they were super fucking nice. This guy wandering around with bongos taught me to play some beats. Also there's music everywhere all the time.
>>7741443Man, I don't know what you're talking about.Misha wouldn't hurt a fly. I ride her around town all the time and she only mauled a guy's face off once, and to be fair, he was kindof looking at her funny.
>>7741481Ah, but that's the problem: I'm looking for the original.
>>7741496Haha that's fucking amazing.
>>7741495That's also the reason why those countries are dirty as fuck - because everyone just does what he feels likeI kinda want to live there sometimes
>>7741488>wanting people from other nations going to america>supporting illegal immigrationYou are not a real american hero
>>7741495I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>7741546It was weird, because even though America's got all these guns and police everywhere, I'd never felt safer than I did around all those genuinely good people.and don't get me started on the beaches
I wonder if there are ponies in all of the countries except here.
>>7741488>closer proximity to some events/peopleThat's the thing. Most of western culture is centered around America. Australians always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.We're just an island in the middle of the ocean.
>>7741567Kangaroos are kind of like ponies.
>>7741579That's what would be the hardest thing for me. Not just the distance from family, but all the events and like conventions and stuff.
>>7741579>Australians always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.Eh, it's not only an australian thing.
>>7741588But you can't into their pouches, it's not like in cartoons.
>>7741591Yeah I know.I just think it would be kind of cool to live in America. At least for a while.
>>7741602Wait whatThen what the fuck is even the point?Fuck Kangaroos
>>7741609You've gotta find the right place to live though.
>>7741579>always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.there are many of us not just australia
>>7741613I know right? It's disappointing.
>>7741536Oh man, thanks!
>>7741586Even though this is a stock image, this is seriously what the beaches there are like. Crystal clear, sky-blue water for miles. Beautiful white sand, no shells or anything. I wish I'd have signed up for snorkeling or diving, because I bet it's even prettier out farther. I went parasailing though, and man oh man is looking at everything so wonderful from up there.Maybe half a mile offshore, and you could still see the seabottom from as high as I was. It was breathtaking.
Austria marketers pls go
>>7741627I went to Miami for two months ten years ago, the keys are pretty neat, just like that.
>>7741605MOVE TO AUSTRALIAWHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER
>>7741647Pls, you couldn't even convince Roogna to become a Rarifag.
>>7741579And unless you're living in the capital of whichever state you're in, there's often simply not the population to support events; check out how quickly the population sizes drop off outside the capitals (bolded) compared to America.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Australia_by_populationhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population
>>7741642Man I've lived in Florida forever, and none of the beaches I've been to have been that nice. It's always dirty, seaweed-littered sand and jagged shells. Then the water's always rough and sandy and filthy green.Maybe I should see the Keys for once
>>7741647but then I'd have spiders stealing my mail instead of bitchy women
>>7741647And the only animals that might not kill you are some of the sheep
>>7741627Congrats guys. I'm crying now
>>7741675NO! I wish I saved the screenshot.
>>7741647>Dash brushes her cock against Rarity's snout while she has a catatonic schizo fit.gif
>>7741647YOU MOVE FIRST SO I CAN KNOW IT'S SAFE
>>7741627That is some blue-ass water.
>>7741668Knowing Australia, I bet some of the sheep are venomous, too.
>>7741609I went to america onceWhen i arrived at the airport some security guys escorted me to a room, asked some questions and left me there for 5 hours only to know that there was some mixup in my name, they told me that i had the same name with some guy on a wanted watchlist
http://www.giantbomb.com/you-can-feel-dead-space-3-coming-in-the-air-tonight-oh-looooord/17-6988/Dead space, pls...EA, pls...video games, pls...
>>7741656>tfw the "little" city you live is a 3rd of a million large
>>7741686Jon plsmake another video
>>7741689>Things hiding in the wool
>>7741667it's legal to kill spiders
>>7741692Yeah. That happens here sometimes. Sorry dude
england hereI enjoy my dirt brown water and not great beaches because its the only thing we havethe water is cold enough to freeze your tits off and if your lucky you might be able to salavage a stolen car that was dumped in it by chavs
>>7741662>It's always dirty, seaweed-littered sand and jagged shells.Yeah, Miami-Beach was like that, but the keys were a nice paradise to chill out.Not to mention they are fantastic to go fishing at night.
>>7741705>Snakes under your wheel arches>all of your wheel arches
>>7741706and it's also legal for them to kill youencouraged, in fact
>>7741713I shouldn't laugh.
>>7741689hell i even think that their plants have sharp fangs with poisons
>>7741713France hereWe've got BOTH sand and shingle beaches. Suck on it!
>LK went to have coffee an hour agoRIP
>>7741445>living in the southwell there' s you're problem bro
>>7741713>england here>if your lucky