It's late, should you be plotting to overthrow something by now?Old pony: >>7727143
Boy do I love Rarity.
>>7732822BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN...WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Why is Cadence's aria so addicting? I don't even like her.
>>7732862Because it's really Chrysalis, of course.And she's great.
would you wrestle this Gilda, and how hard would you fight
>>7732887where is the gildais she behind the rikku
QUICK, CALL THE POLICEI'VE BECOME A PONY
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>>7732846Rarity is fine, I really like Applejack however.
>>7732887God, can't I just someone clean please?
>>7732898BUT ANONTHAT'S GOOD!
>>7732862Her Chrysalis-Cadence voice is sexy as fuck
>>7732898Why would you call the police?Post pictures of yourself doing sexy things instead.
>>7732883I sure do love that marker pone
>>7732926I know.Imagine your favorite pony's voice just dripping with evil and cruelty.If you like Fluttershy, you already know this feel.
>>7732862Because Villain songs are awesome.
Just thought I'd stop by and drop off the best ship out there.
>>7732946No arguments here.
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>7732940Flutterbitch's voice wasn't as good, the Cadance voice annihilates my boner, though.
>>7732946But that's Rarity and Applejack personhorses, you misclicked.
>>7732926I liked it better when Eurobeat first sang it.It was like the gay version and it was hilarious.
>>7732966Not even "MAMA'S SO PROUD!"
>>7732979>wet and messy fetishI don't get it
pony is trying to seduce you
>>7732963She isn't a slut, she's a whore.There's a difference anon.
>>7732963She's afraid of the dick.Perhaps they are My LITTLE Pony after all.
>>7733001Which ponyThis is important
>>7732982That was good, but the Cadance voice is far superior to it
>>7733001Which pony? This is important.
>>7732813>A knock at your door>it's past midnight>answer it to find Rainbow Dash disheveled and rubbing a foreleg anxiously>"H-hey anon, you got any extra bottles of that hard lemonade stuff? Come on, you know I'm good for it">"I... I could even make it worth your while..."
>>7732998you don't have to "get" it. cooperation is not required.
>>7732747PleasePlease noLet's not bring drugged sex into this, I've already fapped today
>>7732998>You will never take a hot shower with your favorite pony, scrubbing each other thoroughly.>You will never dry off completely with fluffy towels and brush her hair for her.>The two of you will never put on snuggly dry jammies and slide into a bed with freshly laundered and well made sheets.>You will never have warm, soft, clean cuddles with pone.;_;
Right, so I saw some roller derby last night.Do you think Babs would be a jammer, or a member of the pack?
>>7733011I completely agree.
>>7733026I always feel a little bit bad about these bonersit always goes away thoughMore
>>7733054this isn't newsI thought everyone hated spike
>>7733066Yellowfast?You mean Lightning Dust?
>>7733013>>7733024Anon, try to be more professional, you should already know this answer. This is your final exam. This is going to make or break your grade.
Derpy guys - I think I'll keep it to the old horse for now, if you'd care to join me?
>>7733044>Oh Celestia, my whole body just aches, please mister, just a few bits, I'll do anything you want, I'll make you weak at the knees, just please make it stop!
>>7733066>not OFFICIAL SHIPPING POWER RANKINGS>1. instead of GOAT>no 9000 tiersThis'll never do Anon.
>>7733066number 1 ship right here
>>7733090>>7733044>>7733026NO NO NO NO!!!FUCK, GUYS! THIS IS EVIL!
>>7733086Works for me
pony should be free to pony
>>7733090I was thinking more like a functioning junkie who just needs a little itch to scratch, but GOD HELP YOU if your dick isn't made of steel and she's got her fix.
>>77331051. SquiggleKicker2. SpeedyQuiet188.8.131.52.Fill in 3-6/
>>7733136W-why are you looking at me like that?
>>7733083This is an exam? But it wasn't even a question.
>>7733126>Hobo pone will never update again.
>>7733161It's foundational knowledge. It's like going into biochem without knowing what oxygen is.
>>7733173Anon, have they ever even spoken to one another?
>>7733173Incorrect. Try Again.
>>7733173appleshy is very best ship
>>7733173I humbly disagree.
>>7733183>implying oxygen isn't just a theory
>>7733189Don't you remember anon? Fluttershy helped Applejack unclog her little dam problem.
>>7733183it's that green stuff that grows in ponds, right?
>>77331443. Cherrimac4. Rumblescoot5. Twinkie6. Twilestia9001. Soarin x Braeburn900001. Anon x Tulpa
>>7733218No, you're thinking of ooze
>>7733215she helped her with her angry beaver problem
>>7733215I'd like to see Fluttershy unclog Applejack's problem.
>>7733183pony trying to seduce me is foundational knowledge?
>>7733215Oh, yes.That was when she made the cutest face in the history of cute faces.I warn you guys, if you suffer from a heart condition don't click this spoiler.
>>7733224>That feel when Cheerilee and Big Mac together in newest episode
>>7733203This anon gets it.
>>7733240Probably. This is Horsefucking 101.
>>7733189Applejack is always tired of Fluttershy's shit.Remember the bunny census?
>>7733203>>7733193You should really get better taste. You're embarrassing yourselves.
i meant to draw this request earlier but i was gungrybut here
>>7733254> anonNice filter, right?
>>7733221Sweetie, you haven't been alive long enough to have opinions that matter.
>>7733265This is very cute, but the nose is a bit weird.
>>7733247There's actually a fanfiction with SquiggleKicker that sparsely parallels that idea. Search Swayback Mountain.Captcha: writer llaory
>>7733255Seriously. That's almost as bad as not knowing what "winking" is.
>>7733255I thought I was the one that was supposed to seduce pony
>>7733276I know poorly construed ships when I see one
>>7733284Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
>>7733265>*suggestive wiggle*[wiggle intensifies]
>>7733247Does that mean Rarity marries Fancy Pants and Applejack marries Pony Joe and they both cheat on their spouses and eventually Rarity is beaten to death and Applejack divorces and comes to awkward terms with her son?
>>7733301> horsefucking> NOT seducing pony
>>7733311filtered ;) /)
>all these pictures of muddy womenHnnn....I want to scrub down a muddy pony with a big brush and lather her up nice and good.
>>7733338It's one of the few that doesn't have Rarity saying "DARLING" every other sentence, soYeah95% rule, Anon.
>>7733317dooksplease don't break into shakespeare
>>7733264>>7733340Go fuck yourself.
>>7733265Pinkie stop. You are too cute to act sexy like that.
>>7733399YeahShe's capable of being MUCH sexier
>>7733322Can't we just skip the seducing and get straight to the horsefucking?
>>7733427You can't hurry love
>>7733194Anyone screencap the "Poor Lyra" greentexts?
>>7733427here's a man that knows what he wants, I like you
>>7733429>thumbnailsomeone have the full version?
>>7733265oh and another simple draw request please
Worst humanization time?
>>7733457Zecora pole danching
>>7733383Go pick a better ship.
>>7733090>tfw this is your fetish>tfw you want to be the addicted one, on their knees begging to whore themselves out for a few bucks for a fixMLPG please help
>>7733457Fluttershy eating breakfast
>>7733457Scootaloo building her new scooter
>>7733438No, you'll just have to wait
>>7733438but I already love pony
>>7733473try heroin, don't snort it or chase it off foil, shoot up like a man
>get all ponied out in septemberish>move on and don't really even bother watching the primier>earlier today have a really fun talk about cbt with some random guy>he tells me about an awesome ERP he'd done involving it and offers to share the log, but warns that it's got "weird shit" in it>the "weird shit" turns out to be the fact that it's a pony erp>laugh and tell him I used to watch the show>he says that I should pick it up again because it's gotten really good>end up watching the first seven episodes with an extremely kinky but really chill brony (who I later found out is 13)>starting on the 8th episode nowit's been too long, guys :3
>>7733472"Do not ask others to do something that you are unwilling to do yourself." -Eleanor Roosevelt
>>7733487>building her new scooter>not working at her Uncle's elote stand to raise the money for it
>>7733512we missed you anon
>>7733512Hey guys, Some Cry is back!
>>7733525Don't worry, I won't
>>7733512you fuckin goof'd
Pinkie pleaseYou are too cute and sexy to be acting sexy like that...
>>7733513So you would fuck yourself? I would expect nothing less from a Rarijack shipper. Don't forget to wipe the shit off your dick.
>>7733530huh, it kinda works a little bit
>>7733530It doesn't work like Merriweather Post Pavilion...
>>7733512whats a cbt
girlsgirlswe all know that twishy is best shipyou can both be third place
>>7733470What's the deal with Fluttershy and Celestia>Fluttershy holding hands unf
>>7733596Cognitive behavioral therapy
>>7733564You are a retard for liking such atrocious ships.
>>7733350>not wanting to take a nice, clean pony and get filthy togetheri'll bet you're some kind of filthy hippie or something, too
>>7733606so much spaghetti
>>7733596cock and ball tortureread: getting your junk punched and shit
>>7733623Don't change the subject friend. Do you wish to share any other quotes that will end up blowing back into your face with us?
>>7733606>>7733649Well, at least it's better than that autistic TreeQuiet.
>>7733470just cut off their heads and it's fine.
>>7733658speaking of which why isn't there more FiM gelding art?
Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the throne and thinking about how you should have brought in a magazine and suddenly a moth the size of your torso lands on your face?
>>7733690BECAUSE FUCK YO SHIT NYAGGA
>>7733137>make her get cleaned up/dolled up first>she looks good with her mane down, and the makeup really covers up the blank rings around her eyes>"Is this good enough, mister? C-can I have a small hit now? Just enough to take the edge off?">you shake your head and point at your fly>reluctantly, she unzips you and wraps her hooves around your thighs>She stays frozen that way, quivering and conflicted for a moment, but her need eventually outweighs her dignity>she squeezes her eyes shut, parts her crimson-painted lips, and leans forward...
>>7733606>Great tierFlutterdashFlarity>Pretty fucking good tierTwishyAppleShy>No Pinkieship is good tierPinkieShy
>>7733670I really never did change the general subject. TreeQuiet is shit, and SquiggleKicker is superior.
>>7733707i need to see pip and brae be gelded
>>7733677what the fuck
what would a gelding cutie mark even look likehow would anybody discover it was their special talent
>>7733721Go to sleep, sweetieit's much too late for you
>>7733716>she bites your cock off>while you're on the floor screaming in pain she robs you
>>7733726>implying pinkiedash isnt goodthis nigga...
>>7733764Go discuss it with your 13 years old friend
>>7733764She sneezed when she'd had some guys balls in her mouth
>>7733726You forgot rarijack you faglord.
>>7733787your rankings are awful, just so you know
>>7733778How in the wide wide world of Equestria could it ever be anything but bad?
>>7733767That face thing is hardly visible.
>>7733793its flutterships only spergmeister
>>7733773That's not supposed to be how it goesStop stepping out of line
>>7733793they're just fluttership rankings m8, I was gonna post the same thing
>>7733726>AppleShy in good tierI'm calling bullshit on these rankings.>>7733793>>7733778It said FLUTTERSHIP.
>>7733735And you have done nothing to prove that it is a better ship than Flutterjack.
>>7733784That isn't me.I'm sorry for bringing it up, though. I'll just lurk until I get my MLPG legs back again.
>>7733827he still implicated that pinkiedash isnt good, as it is a pinkieship
>>7733793>>7733805>>7733818>>7733827Even if it wasn't just Fluttershy ships, there would be nothing wrong with it.
>>7733804There's a better one, but I can't post it because moot thinks it's a duplicate
>>7733805>>7733818>not shipping Fluttershy with Rarijackplebs
>>7733836Before S3E10, have Applejack and Fluttershy EVER talked to each other?
>>7733836I think it's better than Flutterdash, Dash is so mean-spirited and competitive, AJ is friendly and down-to-earth
>>7733804Its pretty visible for me
>>7733874it was all fucked up on your screen tooyou have to open it in fullscreen to see it right
>>7733868Off the top of my head, Applebuck season.
>>7733888>>7733895Those don't count. I want real evidence.
>>7733888>>7733895Both times Applejack had to help Yellowautism be useless
>>7733883It was just a little brighter. Stilll there.
>>7733874Well here's what it looks like on my end.Although I'm not sure if it would still look the same on your monitor or not.
>>7733898I can't wait for PSO2.
_________ has the smelliest butt in all of ponyville
>>7733916>>7733905You only asked when they have talked to each other. We told you, deal with it. There is no reason why those choices should not count.
>>7733933But if you can't see the 7, that would mean that you're colour-blind.
>>7733965Fluttershy, have you smelled her toots?
>>7733965That old ass janitor with the huge hat
>>7733973You can't fly if you're colorblind
>>7733967However, all of those had little to no development between the two. We ship Rarity and Applejack because it makes sense. Your ship is very nonsensical. Even TWIDASH is better.
>>7734002What if Rainbow Dash were colorblind?
>>7734040>Rarity and Applejack>makes senseThe delusion is critical. We're losing him, doctor!
what does a girlfriend feel like
>>7734040This fandom seems to love opposites like Flutterdash and Rarijack the most because they're interesting and funny, but shit making sense? I find that difficult to believe
>>7733973I'm not clor blind but I don't know what 7 you're talking about.
>>7734093bags of sand
>>7734093sands of bag
Man, I don't think we've had a >shipping thread in a long time.
>>7734093like a pony but less
>>7734040>my ship makes more sense than your shipCome on anon, you look like a fool.
>>7734117what's like a pony but more
>>7734109>not sags of band
>>7734099Well, they make more sense then what that guy with the AppleShy is trying to say.
>>7733773oh, she won't do that, wouldn't dare--to scared. she knows you hold her life in your hands. she knows how much she needs you. more importantly, she knows from just how great a height you could shit on her.she'd suck, like a good little girl, and sure, she'd gag and sputter and choke as she let you use her mouth like a toy, and she'd wonder how she'd gotten this low, but she would never dare step one hoof out of line.not even when you pulled her head down by her mane, stuck your cock deep down her throat, and came inside her mouth. not even when you pulled out, and she started coughing so hard she thought she was going to vomit. not even when you laughed at her and tossed a pick-me-up at her. not even when you made her say "thank you, sir".she knows how much she needs you, because nobody else will touch her.
>0 TwirityMaybe shouldn't finish this fic tonight after all
>>7734068I like it
>>7734112Last time I was in a >shipping thread, I remember a humanized TwiDash picture starting it off. I just made it continue. It veered into two different discussions. One about shipping, and the other about illness.
>>7734179I like it != makes sense
>>7734196I never said it had to make sense
>>7734196>shipping>having any sort of rhyme or reason
>>7734175BACK TO WORK YOU
Guys... guys... I have the best ship. Main 6 open relationship.
>>7734249This ship is OK.
>>7734272>Twidashthat lowabsolutely disgusting
>>7734287NOOOO YOU'RE RUINING IT
>implying Wheatie x Anon__ isn't the ship of all time
any color goes good with white.y/n
>>7734294Yeah, I can't believe it's not on the bottom.
>>7734272There's only like two common sets of mane six shipsthere's almost no reason to compareFlarity, Twinkie, and Appledash master race, by the way
>>7734305Oh gosh that sounds cute
>>7734272Sorry, but you need to fix that list>Flutterjack>Flutterdash...>RarijackThere we go.
>>7734309yes but what does shining armor have to do with this rarity and twilight sparkle
>>7734272Swap Twidash and Twishy.
>>7734309White, being the absence of color, naturally goes good with anytihng
>>7734272Now these are rankings I can get down with. Although, you could move TwiDash one or two spots higher up, and FlutterJack 1-2 places down. Other than that, it looks good. Nice job.
>>7734322>appledashDid I somehow hit 88 mph and go back to 2010?
>>7734340White is every color.
>>7734322>Twinkieare you high?I'm not "str8edge" and I'm not judging you or anythingI just want to know if you are actually suggesting Twinkie and if you're sober or not
>>7734334Nigger I will fight you.
we should have ship wars more often, we have not talked about the show this much in a while
>>7734349Fall Weather Friends 4lyfe yo>>7734358I only do it because I don't want them alone, anon.
guysi think i might be friends with a ponywhat do i do
First coloring done.
>>7734334This is also a good thing to do.
>>7734272Maybe swap Twirity with Twishy and move Twidash down to last, other than that 9.5/10 it's acceptable
>>7734340>white>absence of color
>>7734272bretty gud :DDDD
>>7734376But we're not talking about the show any more than when we talk about /mu/ or /k/.
nighty night braeburned!
>>7734384you should change the computer so it just says "HACKING" with a big progress bar underneath
>>7734359Should've toughened up and lived with the dragons
>>7734399gnight!thanks for watchin!
>>7734384CHANGELING BRO IS BACK
>>7734329>>7734305Only if it's sad Wheaties
>>7734384>Twilight is a script kitty.
>>7734410dragons smell bad
>>7734378>I only do it because I don't want them alone, anon.But they won't be alone.Twilight has Celestia and Pinkie has ___me___.
>>7734372*stabs you in the balls*
>>7734414you're welcome!thanks for streaming!
>>7734334>>7734388>>7734390Why does MLPG have to disappoint me constantly
>>7734340das racist nigga
>>7734396At least we're talking about the characters though.What's each pony's favorite handgun?
The only true ship is flutterpanties
>>7734424>Twilight shows up in a schoolgirl uniform and thigh highs>"Um, Twi, it's script KIDDIE, not KITTY.">"Are you complaining~?">"No, ma'am."
>>7734429AppledashFlarityTwiliestiaPinkie x that one anonmy new list
>>7734384Dammit I knew I forgot something.>>7734403I can try, I'm not the one who drew it though.
>>7734384Twilight x Jeff Goldblum OTP
>>7734460With what pony's butt?
>>7734452they don't have hands
>>7734452Sweetie Belle likes to use Magnum.
>>7734449eh, it can be a cute ship, just not one of my favoritesmaybe if they interacted more it would be
>>7734487I completely agree with your rationale.
>>7734482all the butts
>>7734423only if you can cheer her up
>>7734470nigga mordecai would slaughter jeff
>>7734466>Pinkie x that one anonI was only being half-serious, Anon, I don't want to end up on Smile's hitlist.
>>7734514You will reap what you've sown
>>7734482FlutterpantiesxAJ > FlutterpantiesxTwilight
Which pony do you think would make the best mother?
>>7734470I saw that as Jeff MagnumI dunno what's wrong with me
>>7734466Nigger, you're crazy.
>>7734539Rarity is not even looking at her. How can you call that a ship?
>>7734305>>7734329>You're sitting on a bench beside wheatie in the town park>She's such a sad pony and you want to know why.>You ask her>The pale blue crystal pony silently stares at the surroundings before sighing and looking at her own hooves>"....Everyone is happy. So why aren't I?">You suggest maybe she is lonely>"No one one wants to be with me. I have friends but..">She slumps and eyes you longingly>"I... You talk to me a lot and I...">She blushes and looks away>You lean beside her and place your hand at her chin, turning her to you>She's blushing deeply and her lower lip is quivering>You tell her she is a beautiful pony who has no reason to doubt herself. You then rub her cheek and ask her to smile for you.>She looks like she is about to cry and her face is red as a cherry. She shifts in place. At the corners of her lips, you spy a bashful grin growing
What are the best gay stallion ships?
your least favorite ship is objectively canonyour favorite ship could never happen in any alternate timeline
>>7734553Is this better for you?
>>7734567 I LIVE
>>7734506Sad Wheaties is a ployCrystal ponies produce a hypnotic light that induces heavy empathy in those who see them
>>7734564Conductor pony x all the train stallionsBraeburn x Soarin'Caramel x Caramel x Caramel x Caramel x Caramel
>>7734564Big Mac x Shiningdoing it while Twilight and AJ watch
>>7734579They are talking about light colors, not pigments on a blank surface.White is a combination of every color of light.
>>7734577Applejack has one of her eyes closed. >0/10 worst ship please try again anon
go to googletype in "(your name) the hedgehog)"
>>7734609Who has the bigger big brother?
>>7734602>>7734504>>7734478>>7734460Why are there so many of these? And why are they rather well drawn?
>>7734602where does rarity fit in to all this?
>>7734618How about now?
>>7734622can we not play this game
>>7734622>tfw your parents named you Sanic
GOAT Tier:FlutterdashRarijackReally good tier:PinkiedashFlarityAppledashTwidashAcceptable Tier:TwishyFlarityRaripieFlutterjackTwirityRaridashCanon Tier:CherrimacMr./Mrs. CakeTwilydanceOh shit nigger what are you doing tier:AnontulpaOCshippingTripfag shippingNathan
>>7734642It's all a secret plot by the government and fruit of the loom to make you buy more underwear!
>>7734663They smell like peaches, it must be true.
>>7734622>Have strange as fuck first name>3 DA pictures>2 fanficsWHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCK
>>7733487I hate being slow on requests, but here.
>>7734659fuck you, OC shipping is fun
>>7734689fugg DDDD: and just as it was getting good too
>>7734689"Say what you said to me in the shower...!"
>>7734693That's really cute. nice style, too.
>>7734696We would never ships OC's here in the general!No sirree!
>>7734721We have people capping this, right?
should I play ME3, MLPG?I had a few playthroughs all ready to carry over from 2, but then all the shit with the endings started and I couldn't bear to put myself through hours of gameplay just to get a fuck you from EA. I feel like now I could just enjoy it as a fun game, but I'm not sure if that's even worth it
>>7734659Twidash is a bit too high on the list.
>>7734622>not going to fanfiction.net and searching for your favorite vidya + sonic/ponies, bonus points for yaoi
>>7734696Renne x SaffronCanon ships are best ships
>>7734642because flutterpanties are really warm, everyone wants to get in on the new trend
>>7734735I haven't played but from what I hear, it's pretty good until the ending
>>7734735Play it and turn it off the moment you crawl on the elevator
>>7734761that's right after making it through the microwave hall right
>>7734721isn't this horse a little too living?
>>7734731>Mane doesn't match tail colorshit oc
>>7734778Like that stops these assholes...>"Lol, deal with it, babies!"
>>7734731hey!I only ship Midnight Blossom with myself!
>>7734452Fluttershy likes the Sig MosquitoApplejack likes the Taurus Judge because she's a dumb fuddTwilight likes a CZ75Rarity's is a Colt Trooper in .38 with ivory gripsDash likes the Beretta BobcatPinkie likes a deagle brand deagle in .50ae because she's obnoxious
>>7734735no. it's a slap in the face of fans of the first game.
>>7734791Yeah I know, what a bunch of prudes>"no not my ship"
>>7734752>Hasbro starts making panties for little girls themed after the main 6>Flutterpanties sold out instantly to neckbeards who masturbate in them
>>7734735It's funIt's not an RPG thoughIt's just a 3rd person shooter now
>>7734731But Dayguard and Nightguard are perfect for each other
>>7734721Hold off on that for a second.>>7734778>>7734791>>7734816I'm trying to think of a civil way to resolve this, without waiting too long and killing the mood.
Do you believe in life after love?
>>7734821>Hasbro knew what they were doing.>Soccer moms have no idea why girls panties are being sold in a mens xxl
>>7734849it's a gun that can be held in one hand
>>7734821If the panties really were fluttershy I'd do it
>>7734856I can hold my nugget in one hand
>>7734833I was being sarcastic...It was fun writing that stuff.
>>7734778>>7734837I meant to quote it and yell a proper OH COME ON but I messed up captcha and redid the post wrong.Sorry.
>>7734847n- *song is playing in my headfuck you
>>7734861what if they put a little speaker in it that squeaked whenever you sat down?
>>7734867yep and dash would use an uzi
Why haven't you married a pony yet?
>>7734871why aren't you winning the talent show
>tfw just got to see Princess Mononoke in a theaterthat was incredible.inb4 >personal blog
>>7734895She hasn't said yes yet.But she hasn't said no
>>7734889We're talking about handguns, anon.Maybe Dash would like an Uzi if we were talking about submachine guns.
>>7734861>implying you wouldn't anyway and just pretend that the panties were sentient while you were fapping
>>7734868They're fun to do just about anything with, really.I wonder what EquestriaPrevails thinks of the way we use them.
>Good tierFlutterlunaTwilestia>Alright tierFlutterlestiaTwiluna>Canon tierShinydance
Which pony would listen to justin bieber?
>>7734847they know who you are, they know who you are.
>>7734931WE'LL BE SINGIN'WHILE WE'RE WINNIN'WE'LL BE SINGIN'
>>7734883>>7734908Nah man, they need to be real flutterpanties. The real deal.
>>7734917It would be funny as fuck to show him the feelworks on them.Just to see him go "Awesome!" or "WHY?!"
>>7734925The one that's out of touch with musical fads but wants to try to seem hip with the youth of today.
>>7734943AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES AND I AM HAPPY NOW LIVING WITHOUT YOU
>>7734847I believe in a thing called love
If you save a picture of someone reacting to something someone said and add the quote, how do you make clear that he is reacting to it, and not saying it?
>>7734946Well someone's entitled.
>>7734796>Rarity's is a Colt Trooper in .38 with ivory gripsIt's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the ivory gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. Unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item.
>>7734963I considered opening with that.
>>7734921No love for Discordlestia or Chrysadence
>>7734972I'm entitled to my flutterpanties
>>7734977It's favorite, not carry or anything. Rarity's a fashionable pony, so she'd favor a fashionable gun.
>>7734986>ChrysadenceBut they hate eachother anon
what pony would use 2019 detective special to terminate changelings
>>7734917>"DON'T LET A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE OVERGROWN COCKROACHES THROUGH! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, TROOPS - YOU HOLD! THIS! LINE!">"ALL RIGHT, FELLAS! WE GOT US A BUG PROBLEM! AND WE'RE THE PRINCESS' CAN OF 'RAZE' LET'S BUST SOME FUCKIN' SKULLS!"
>>7734943ABOUT THE MOONA AND THE JOONA IN THE SPRINGA
>tfw no unnaturally warm and comfy sentient ponypantiesPinkie would be the warmest
>>7734921>fluttershy with both of the princesses in love with herThis sounds cute
>>7734963JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM-'A MAH HEART!
>>7735020Fluttershy is the most prized pair
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT THERE IS A PRETTY MARE IN YOUR BLIND SPOT
>>7735011>They had the best VR tournament ever in Manehatten.>During the invasion.
>you'll never hold hands with your favorite personhorse
Give me your finest, freshest horseboners.
all this loveare you prepared?
>>7735049>implying Celestiapanties wouldn't be the most prized pair
>>7735054FUCK, I WAS ALREADY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY TURN. SWERVE TO AVOID HITTING PONE
>>7735064Fuck off, this shit don't come cheap
>>7735064We were working on one, but then old horse died.
>>7735007That's what mindbreak is for!
>>7735061whew, dodged that bullet
>>7735054OH FUCK I'M ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF CHANGING LANESI'M GOING TO RUN HER OFF THE ROaD!
>>7735073they are old and dusty
>>7735064please stand by...
>>7735091Oh, I'll pls you
>>7734948>feelworks on them.link?
>>7735099BUCKLE UP, WE'RE GOING BRONY
Why is she so perfect?
>>7735080>tfw a good horseboner dies halfway through, never to be resumed;-;
>>7735100They weren't there when Canterlot got raped.It's implied that they are two of the best captains the guard has, they just have very VERY bad timing.
>>7735007It'd be one-sidedChrysalis would goo her up and cuddle with her each night, holding her close and running her hooves all over her bodyAll Cadence would be able to do is close her teary eyes and try to dream about home. But she'll always her Chrysalis whispering sweetly in her ear:"Your mine. All of you, every inch of you; mine. I'll never let you go~"
>>7735075>>7735087OH NO IT'S HAPPENINGDon't worry, she's okayHer dress deployed in time
>>7735128Oh yesas soon as I become Braeburned
>>7735099lyrabon > coltonxdaisy
>>7735118Because she's been groomed for goddess ascendance since birth
>>7734958MAN I GET SUCH A BOOTWHEN I HEAR ROOTY-TOOT-TOOTI ALWAYS FEEL HIGH WHEN A ROD IS NEARBY
>>7735107https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/kRfWjixzrv/GuardsIt's not all of them.Because the guy archive diving is lazy or some shit, I don't know.
>>7735124Oh they were there, all right.Problem was that their CO was busy staring into space, and the squads were totally disorganized.It was a bit like watching a wave on the shore washing away a handful of sand.
>>7735145but there are no pony goddesses
>Foodfight keeps showing up in relatedOkay, I'll watch you.anyone down for a synchtube?
>>7735132OH NO NOW I'M ACCIDEnTALLY STABBING HER IN THE EYe!SHE Is ALREADY DEAD AND CAN't COME BACKC to LIFE!
>>7735162>The images are fucked.GOOD GOING, FEELWORKS MAN.
GOAT TIER:GOOD TIER:OK TIER:SHIT TIER:Fill in the blanks.
>>7735177Say it right or no synchtube, anon.
>>7735123Think again.If we were to spoilertext it, would everyone be okay with us carrying on in here?
>>7735054NO!HIT THE BRAKES!
>>7735193GOAT TIER:GOOD TIER:OK TIER:SHIT TIER:THE POINT IS THAT THEY'RE ALL STUPID
Which pone would pass the driving test on the first attempt
>>7735195Asking about it is a surefire way to derail the thread for an hour or twojust do it, but make sure you don't reply to people asking you to stop because it WILL fuck things up
>>7735215Interesting...Anyone else have their lists?
>>7735196I can'tSTOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
>>7735193GOAT TIER:my tastesGOOD TIER:OK TIER:SHIT TIER:your tastesget the fuck out
>>7735195just do itthe last time someone tried to please everyone it ended badly
>>7735193GOAT TIER: goat x goat. hue.GOOD TIER: LyrabonOK TIER: Derpy HarvestSHIT TIER: Daisy x Colton (I know it's canon, I just don't like it.)
>>7735193GOAT TIER: LyrabonGOOD TIER: BerrygateOK TIER: DaisyvinesSHIT TIER: Doctor/Derpy
>>7735193>GOAT TIER:LyraBon>SHIT TIER:Whooves/*
>>7735234Thank you for your input.
>>7735232MISSIONCOMPLETEPeppy [|||||-----]Falco [||||||||--]Slippy [X]
>>7735248>>7735246>Doctor at SHIT TIERYou are great people.
>>7733377Thanks, palindrome anon. I was just hungry for a Pringle.
>>7735195Don't talk.Just let it happen.
>>7735263Every fucking time.
>>7735220>>7735235All right then.Cloaking units on, fellas.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/7727143#p7734574 Last post is here.
How long is this foodfight movie?
>>7735285Oh come on, don't turn this into a CIA document.Just greentext most of it or something, fuck.
>>7735205good anonFOODFIGHT STREAM, BE THERE OR BE SQUAREhttp://www.synchtube.com/r/DUBF
>>7735246>>7735248Thank you for your lists. Does anyone else have theirs?
remember when landmaster was good
>>7735298Chalk it off as him being new...Please gone be new at this, and not this stupid...
>>7735304It's been a while :(
>>7733690That's ALL the show is. Every male.
>>7735305i like this guys>>7735246Add Vinyltavia in there at okay/acceptable
>>7735285Can you throw down the last post you made?
>>7735323>newNot really - I've just never had to do this before.
STOP BEING SQUARE YOU DORKS>>7735303>>7735303>>7735303>>7735303>>7735303
>>7735346Even when I am circle I am square.
>>7735318Remember when the squid totally beefed it?
>>7735343So in a way you are new at this.It's okay, we will be gentle~
>>7735343Who ARE you, anyways?
>>7735338>You just manage to click the lock closed before you all but throw yourself toward your bed.>She gets up on her knees to meet you, pulling you into a passionate kiss as her hands trace your shoulders, chest and back, pressing the two of you together.>Your erection throbs harder as you caress her cheek and run a hand down her arm.>You lay a tender kiss on the side of her neck, eliciting a quiet, shuddering gasp as her eyes drift closed.>Her nipples have started to swell and harden and just brushing against you sends a warm shiver through her body.>Your foreplay maneuvers you onto the bed, and you take a generous handful of bubbles as your lips move downward, to her collarbone, your free hand playing with one of her breasts.>She bites her lip as you continue your ministrations, trying to enjoy herself quietly - the tension makes the sensations running through you and her all the sharper.>"I've been -- nh~ -- waitin' alll night for this...!" She whispers in your ear.>"Say what you said -- ah! -- said to me in the shower...!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jarEZ6KRJY>Next target: pony episodes.
>>7735193GOAT TIER: LyraBonGOOD TIER: DerpyHarvestOK TIER: VinylTaviaSHIT TIER: Doctor/Derpy
Pony wasn't expecting you home so soon!
>>7734642Wearing a lover is delightful.I used to imagine Babs Bunny swallowing Buster Bunny, and then he stretches her out from the inside and wears her like footie pajamas, because they're both toons. Her head flopping loose against the back of his neck like a hoodie.But Pinkie actually wore Fluttershy in the show canon. Well, a Fluttershysuit.
>>7735416Season 4's intro will have Twilight Sparkle flying with wings into Ponyville without Spike.
>>7735375Tell her how you're going to rut her so hard that she can't see straight. How you're going to fill her to the brim. How you're going to take that bubble-butt and make it yours.
>>7735375We're going to do naughty things.We're going to make some bubbles.
Does anyone else have their OFFICAL BACKGROUND SHIP RANKINGS list ready?
>>7735448Do you think they would masturbate while wearing fluttershy?
>>7735490shut up and watch foodfight with us
>>7735402I could listen to that music for days.
>>7735528...That would be the entire point, I think.
>>7735575They could just want to wear her around for a while
>>7735394I'd be plane niggas with you tonight but I gotta go to bed.
>>7735435>Fluttershy looks at the half-completed salad>"I thought you'd be another five minutes, Anon! I'm sorry! I'm such a mess-up!">she cries
>>7735375Is there a screencap of what we have so far?
>>7735604>fluttershy getting really depressed over simple thingswe feels now?
People that lurk but don't post. Post now.
>>7735456Next to winged Spike, you mean. She greets Applebloom's children, who are playing with Scootaloo's little boy. Then they swing by Sugarcube Corner where Sweetie Belle's little girl is apprenticing as an ice cream scooper. inb4 earthdragonfags.
Here is my prediction fro s03 finale:>Magical Mystery Cure >When Twilight casts a spell that switches the Cutie Marks and destinies, the only way to reverse the spell is by writing her own magic.Remember Fiona and Cake episode in Adventure Time? Basically this. We already have few confirmation about merch with Twilight with wings, that big poster and the coloring book. Apparently Twilight getting wings is pretty much a thing. Question is: under which conditions sh will get them.The synopsis info kind of reveals it - it will be one massive spell that will change current timeline/destiny/universe to alternate one where Twilight is a Princess and other ponies have different destiny/life as well (see: Fringe). Apparently as the caster she will be able to remember her previous, actual life (according to synopsis) thus she will be seeking to fix the thing.So, she being a princess is a temporary stuff.
>>7735604Don't worry, Fluttershy, you can still toss my salad.
>>7735604>>7735619Damn, that hit harder than expected. That's like Fluttershy still reeling from an abusive relationship.
>>7735643Nah that stuff happens a lot when you have social anxiety disorder I should know ; ;
>browsing mlpghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43C2aBKMqeA#t=20si liked the episodelet me guess, i was the only one
>>7735627Ok. I actually have a legitimate reason to post though:Who does these mlpg? I want more.
>>7735463>>7735468>She giggles into your lips in the middle of a kiss, breaking away to grin at you as she sweeps a lock of blonde hair out of her face.>Then she takes your other hand and guides it back, pulling herself into your lap and straddling you as you topple back onto the sheets.>her hands are warm and strong on yours, as she rubs your hands over her taut, strong behind.>"It's already yours, silly!"
>>7735643Would you stop her crying and tell her it's fine?Maybe take her out to eat somewhere?
>>7735676His name is Tex
>>7735673negative opinions on game grumps in321...
>>7735435>House is on fire.>Sitting in front of the burning husk is a makeshift version of your home made out of popsicle sticks.>And the pony putting up the finishing touches.>"A-anon, wasn't expecting you back so soon..!">"Uh...welcome home! I made the house a little smaller, and not a lot warmer...>"NOT that you wanted it warmer, but you WERE complaining bout the lack of heat and ImayhavegonealittleoverboardandIDIDNTKNOWFIREGOWORSEWHENYOUBLEWONIT!"
>>7735682Or not, the capscript still doesn't uncover spoilers.
>>7735665fuck you I've got work in three hours
>>7735634Fuck you. Spike wasn't born with wings. He hasn't had wings in either of his adult forms.Spike does not have wings.
>>7735686No, I would finish the salad with her, and we will eat it together.
>>7735665I can't sleep, I must fap to pony
>>7735604Awww flutterwife no its ok
>>7735704That's fine too.
>>7735619>Twilight says, "Just a minute, Spike," as you close the door.>she turns the page>"I'm going to get ready for the date, so stop reminding me.">she lifts a stack of five Pringles to her mouth and eats them, still turned away from the door>you clear your throat>she whips around, and blushes. "Oh, you're here. Wow. Um, can you wait here for a minute?">she rushes upstairs>you hear drawers opening and shutting swiftly>the hair on your arms raises, your standard reaction to her overuse of magic>noises stop>she comes downstairs>she has a simple yellow dress on, with a hat that doesn't quite match>in her hair are two mismatched barrettes>pigtails>"I was researching your world, and I got caught up. How do I look?">she grins>she looks adorably mismatched, like a seven-year-old playing Mommy Dressing Up
>>7735627but I don't have anything to say, my opinions are worthless and I don't contribute at all
>>7735695Throw her on the embers and watch her slowly sear to death.That was my fucking house. I fucking worked for that house. I payed for it.
>>7735701I wish I had wings.
yeah, bad time to discuss the showif there is even a good time in nowadays MLPG
>>7735676>>7735721Tex, he hangs out here.You must be new.
>>7735738Haha, holy fuck. It had me for a second.
>>7735701Yet.Spike doesn't have wings yet.
>>7735696Did you update to the latest version?
>>7735676Welcome to MLPG!Enjoy your stay, and don't be a douchefuck.
>>7735745We all know your parents died in the inferno.
>>7735684Then let's see just what that butt can do.
>>7735764If MLPG were a bunch of guys sitting at a table in some diner, this would be the part where I reach over and sock you across the face.
>>7735636...because the Fringe alternate timeline was just temporary. Yeah, it'll all work out fine. (Timeline, not universe.)"The dragon must live."
>>7735693i would be incapable of understanding negative feelings towards game grumps aside from>they are successful, and produce an entertaining product that i do not, which upsets mein any case THE EPISODE WAS GOOD BUT SPIKE BEING THERE FELT A LITTLE WEIRD, I SUPPOSE THE PETS ON THEIR OWN WOULD BE A LITTLE TOO DIFFICULT FOR KIDS DUE TO NOWORDS. or at least the editors might have thought so, or something.
I'm so tired of seeing Fluttershy turned into someone's panties. She needs to be turned into someone's vagina. Just incoming horsedick right to your face, which is now a vagina.
>>7735786>If MLPG were a bunch of guys sitting at a table in some diner, this would be the part where I reach over and sock you across the face.i have a sudden intense need to make short, minute long animated bits of several mlpg fags in a diner, acting out particularly infamous exchanges in mlpg.
>>7735795>Fluffy Pony.Anon, please, she would have been dead after the firemen arrived.
>>7735750>he wants to discuss the showBrony retard, please leave.
>>7735802Magic panties that stallions could wear which would be replacement privates.
>>7735802>luna turns fluttershy into her big black cunt and goes out for a night around town>when she changes fluttershy back, fluttershy feels like she was fucked by every stallion
>>7735819"For dessert, I'm getting... cupcakes!""2/10, bro. Total weaksauce."
>>7735819>implying you'd ever do it
>>7735676>Not knowing Tex
>>7735871Okay, I will give you that.But why do you all idolize this OC?
>>7735868oh fuck no i wouldn't do that shit i aint no animator niggah what chu thinkin i am
>>7735901We're contractually obliged to like anything GG shits out.No matter how bland or shitty it is.
>>7735819>infamous MLPG exchangesI shudder to think
>>7735901because glitter glue is fucking funny on a consistent bases and icepack is a receptacle for his brand of humor.it's glitter glue extract, it's pretty tasty yo
>>7735901not everyone does>>7735916>bland or shitty>ice packhe'sone of the better OCs out there
>>7735793The episode was good, and I liked the group dynamics.But I am totally setting myself up for disappointment next week. I have convinced myself that DHX made the episodes play in the simultaneous canon timeframe, so that they could be intercut into a single 44-min episode.Example: next week, we'll see Angel get the gem in the background after the luggage spill. We'll hear Spike's stomach growling. We'll see Rarity considering getting Sweetie Belle a snowglobe.I want it so much, and I will be totally crushed when it doesn't happen.
>>7735901We don't.He's used in some moderately funny and sometimes clever jokes that gets a few laughs.
>>7735901Because he's 'the joke is sex' literally embodied in the form of a zebra.
>>7735901Because he contains an ounce of self awareness, creativity, and we like having Glitter Glue around.But that's my opinion
>>7735939it would basically be the mlpg simulator, but in a conversational tone
>>7735956That would be fucking hilarious to see animated.Chairs being thrown everywhere, anons getting thrown through windows, cops trying to break up the ensuing riot.
>>7735939>one stupid anon in the back keeps doing this to piss people off.
>>7735956>>7735973oh jesus stop giving me ideasstop giving me things to doGO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WHYDONTCHA
>>7735901Icepack has that near-awareness of the ridiculousness of the world he lives in, and has a semi-cynical attitude toward it.In other words, I watch it for the deep characterization.
>>7735968"greater than twenty twelve""greater than still thinking twilight is best pony""eye shiggy donatello"
>>7735973>average Daytime thread
>>7735740>>7735784>She scoots downward, and soon her eye is pointed up at you as her breath tickles your shaft, while one of her hands drifts southward.>She puts a single kiss on the underside of the head, producing an involuntary twitch, before her tongue gently brushes up and down your length in short, quick strokes from base to crown.
>>7735939>Ross talks tough shit and disses on other artists>there is a samurai in a straw hat in the background>finally, the samurai rises and reveals himself [s]to be LK[/s]
>>7736012Deepthroat, lickjob, or nothing.
>>7736027>he proceeds to ignore ross and silently drink his tea.
>>7736027shit nigga we ain't on the sub
>>7736022>He didn't know this was full furfag.
>>7735939>there are two anons making out>another is just qyouting Doompaul phrases>one says unf
>>7735756I'll have you know I have been here on and off since January 2011.How else would I have come across this?
>>7736051I don't believe you.
>>7736051That's like saying I was here the whole time, and have this cap to prove it...only it's painfully true.
>>7736027>Faceless walks out of the restroom>"Yeah, uh, I wouldn't go in there if I were you"
And the other ones colored. Time for inks
>>7735802sometimes you guys even weird me out
>>7736089Also some flats.
>>7735901I like him because he reads a bit like a deconstruction of a typical self-insert character that gets to bang every lady in sight.He's a male prostitute who only really gets any attention when the mares are in heat - when they don't need him, he's pretty much left completely alone.He has few to no friends at all, and the only character he actually has feelings for doesn't give a shit about him.He's also not very bright, socially-retarded, tactless and oblivious.He's in a position that lots of comic/fanfic writers want to be in, and he is a deeply unhappy person.Also he's unable to have children, but he doesn't realize this.
>everyone coming up with fucking awesome ideas for this thingthis is the best part of these threadswhen everyone just goes on a creative rampage, and it's ALL GOLD
>>7736063How about this.Bonus fact, you fuckers were serious about the term "brony". I have evidence of this shame
>>7736083>implying he would have left any of it in the bathroom>implying he wouldn't have smeared it all on his face and/or eaten it
>>7736100...what the fuck.
>>7736083I doubt you left anything behind!
>>7736022This started humanized. That's how this will proceed.
>>7736109We've had nostalgia threads in the past couple days, your claims mean nothing.
>>7735956>>7735973and>applebloom trying to rape a loli in the corner
>>7736100Why isn't her mouth a gaping, ready maregina?
>>7736109That was exactly my reaction during the first song.
>>7736100glitter glue on a scale from one to carpetburn how hard are you masturbation to this lavish attention you are receivingalso i luv you mang i would give you a dinojob no homo
>>7736082But that cap is from at least September.How obscure do I gotta get here?
>>7736133>"We going full teen feels on this!">"You all loved those, where ou had that humanized pony and you fucked her all the time!"
>>7736100I fear what Pandora's box you have opened
>>7735939>AA hides under a table, trying to protect a ball of fluff from emo-kids and trench-coat-wearing rapists trying to take it from him
>>7736157You don't.you silly goose.
>>7736180That's Luna's box though
>>7736140>Why isn't her mouth a gaping, ready maregina?because then it couldn't do this
>>7736203good lordthat's quite horrifying actually
>>7736199>Luna's boxFor the longest time I never met anyone else who called them thatI think it's kind of hot, and not quite as demeaning as other terms for it
>>7736203>it has a tongueI don't like this!Why is my penis hard?!
>>7736185>the add never>addBEEFED
>>7736233What a horrible phrase.
>>7736239i saw that thread in a thread thread today
>>7736254I love thread threads.
>you will never take Applejack out for a nice dinner>she will never eat more than you
>>7736254>>7736262Good to see you guys were in the /co/ thread thread also.
>>7736263>she will never lean back in her seat and undo the button on her pants
>>7736042>You lie back as she continues, pre beading at the end and slowly dripping down as her strokes get longer, slower, punctuated by kisses and brief sucks along the shaft, as she tends to herself with her free hand.>When she reaches the top, she puts her lips to the head and slowly pulls your length into her mouth.>You're surrounded by a gentle warmth, as she continues to run her tongue along the underside of your shaft.>Try as you might, you can't stifle a gasp or a grunt as she works you further and further into her mouth, stroking her hair and whispering quiet encouragement as the heat grows.
>>7736286>pantsBut its Applejack no Lyra
>>7736197I have a powerful need to justify myself to mlpg.Why is that?
>>7736304Because you are insane.
>>7736297But anon, Applejack always wears the pants in a relationship
>>7736263>"uh, y'all know ya can't wine-and-dine me, right?"
>>7736100Now I can masturbate to it
>>7736322Only figuratively Anon.and the hat
>>7736304It'll pass. Either you'll find a niche in which to contribute or you'll lose interest in the show and wander off.
>>7736293yesssssI hope she's not planning on finishing us before the main course
>>7736325HER VAGINA IS BLUSHINGHER FLUTTERVAG
WOWEE DID I EVER MISS YOU GUYS!>>7736254I see we're still slowly inbreeding into an imploded mess. Did I miss anything important in the last couple weeks (by /mlp/ standards)?
>>7736293Can't finish just yet, can't finish just yet...
>>7736361No thats just a rash, now dive in.
>>7736370new episodemini hiatusnostalgiathe usual
>>7736263>Fortunately Applejack's definition of a nice dinner is one with a lot of food.>Buffet-owners around town hear her name and involuntarily shudder in fear.
>>7736323She'd rather just get straight to fucking after a long hard day of work, still sweaty and dirty from laboring in the fields?
>>7736343Or that third option, sort of like that one girl you'll never get over.Oh you try and move on, but that number is always there in your phone.
obviously there is some disagreement here
does anyone here play mtg and have cockatrice?is a mlpg gatecrash sealed tournament too bold an idea to work?
>>7736421Wait, who would feel the sex, Luna or Fluttershy?
>>7736421Wait...Where... where does she poop from, if Fluttershy is her hindquarters?
>>7736432but I wanted to make a hot, thick and gooey apple pie
>>7736452Both of them.That's why you have to make your decision carefully.
>>7736452both I guessI'm kinda worried about what happens when luna needs to use the bathroom
Will pony ever love me?
>>7736424i played mtg once or twice and i also have a cockatrice medium size, "soft" firmness
>>7736100>>7736203>>7736421Discord would not let this happen to his only friend without repercussions
>>7736471will a cute, marshmallow and smart pone will ever love fat, smelly neckbeard that thinks only about sex?is that even a question?
>>7736471she already does
>>7736491>implying he didn't do it himself so Fluttershy could experience the joy of sex
>>7736475>sounds like luna is on her period again!
>>7736458>>7736468obviously the spell makes them not have to go to the bathroom geezewhy do you gotta be weird about this
>>7736421So, does the face rotate based on Luna's pose?
>>7736463she's still a virgin, anon. her granny raised her right. put a ring on it.
>>7736515You make Fluttershy unable to toot and call US weird
>>7736521A cervical ring? Hot damn, I get to ride bareback?
>>7736515Because I am a being of logic, GG. And even magic has to have some weird-ass logic to it.
>>7736534well I gave you your explanation
>>7736421So when you cum inside, do you start hearing her swallow?
>>7736540And it was acceptable.
>>7736533trying to talk your way around it ain't gonna do y'all no favors.
>>7736348>>7736371>"I'm getting close...!" you pant. "S-slow down a little...!">She obliges, but takes her time pulling away, inch after inch sliding from between her soft lips, shiny and slick with her saliva.>She swipes her tongue around the ridge of your glans one last time before you're freed with a quiet "pop!", a string of saliva trailing from your frenulum to the tip of her tongue.>She takes her hand from between her legs, and gives you a gentle rub with dripping-wet fingers.>"That was yummy... Whaddaya wanna do now?"
Does anyone have a screen grab of Charity/Tagalong?
>>7736546*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>7736558Return the favorMaybe a little anal teasing
>>7736421what if fluttershy just becomes her butt? what that be a little less weird?
>>7736558I want your bubble-butt.
>>7736558>akes her hand from between her le>handHoly shit you are a loser anon.
>>7736564*gghk* *uhhllghk* *glrk*
>>7736421Fluttershy really is makin an ass of herself.
>>7735375>>She gets up on her knees>>7735375>>She gets up on her knees>>She gets up on her kneesIS THIS AN ANTHRO PONEJESUS WHY
>>7736581Would you forcefeed pony your cum to bloat her liver?Would you be hooked up to a milking machine for her dietary quota?
>>7736563Not the clearest, but hopefully this will work for a while.
>>7736604No cutiemark, would not donate to
>>7736563Hang on a second, let me fire up the episode.
>>7736599that'll do thanks
>>7736604I'd put some creme in her cookie
>>7736627WHOA THERE SUGARCUBE
>>7736421>>7736325>>7736203>>7736100This is the most night night thread we have had in a while
>>7736624>>7736627Don't forget the freckles.
>>7736658>straight eyes>muffin>satellite wings3/10 go back to gaiaonline
>>7736604Is there any greentext with her? I saw couple of r34 pictures but they are so-so
>>7736670dont forget>eyebrows on top of hair
>>7736685Shes just a child you fuck, and/or hotsauce.
>>7736572>>7736574>you lay her on her back and prepare to return the favor>Her excitement is tangible in her eager smile, and in the stream of fluid running from her, soaking the little nest of blonde curls against her tanned skin.>You run your hands along her thighs and savor the feel of her skin for a moment before diving in with ravenous abandon.>The scent and taste of pure woman hits you as you tongue her folds and the little nub of her clitoris, forcing her to bite her knuckle until she can put a pillow to her mouth to stop herself from crying out, her hips rolling.
>>7736685>you will never be the stallion the Guide-Mom brings in to teach the girls about the birds and the bees>you will never feel dozens of small, soft hooves running curiously over the entirety of your body
>Rose drawing Renne and SaffronO-oh gosh
>>7736725>clitorisfucking gilbert gottfried, I don't think I'll ever be able to read that word in porn without cracking up ever again.
>>7734659>TFW no Twinkie or Twipie
what is the pony scouts' stance on lesbian marriage?
>>7736730>You will never
>>7736722>Shes just a child you fuckSo is Scootaloo.>>7736722>and/or hotsauce...what?
>>7736746You can get a badge for it.
>>7736725Show no mercy.Make her squeal.
>>7736752>Quoting the same post twice.Holy shit, I thought we got rid of the /b/read.
>>7736751>every time a student at the >Feel-Ling Temple says the words "you will never," the Master or one of the teachers whacks him with a rattan cane.
>>7736725Give her the G
>>7736753>You can get a badge for stopping itftfyScouts are notoriously homophobic
where are the pony kisses
Would you amputee purple-smart /co/?
Thanks for the stram anon.I think I need to bleach my entire body after seeing that. 68 million well fucking spent.
>>7736769>Sometimes the temple is silent.>Other times it's almost like the sounds of cane on flesh is a rhythmic song.
>>7736800>no "get well soon" on the balloons
>>7736802No problem.Sunshine is such a qt3.14
>>7736800only if it were temporary
>>7736803>cane on fleshunf
>>7736767>being this mad for no reasonYeah, I thought we did get rid of /b/
>>7736811>no "It's a foal!"
>>7736800>you find limbless Twilight on the beach>she is crying>"Why are you crying Twilight?">"I have no legs and I've never been screwed.">you pick her up and toss her into the ocean>"You're screwed now!"
>>7736822You've got to be kid in me
>>7736835>she floats on water
>>7736751sorry, my muse is gone, never to return. Have the only echo of its perfection.
>>7736838But I agree, anon.Angel is by far the best pet, but Dash and Tank are by far the best pet-master combo
>>7736800>I have no forelegs and I must book
>>7736838>implying AJ laughing while being tickled isnt the best god damn thing on this planet and theirs
>>7736851I wish tank were cuter though.Like if he were a sloth instead.
>>7736800This is a stupid scenario.
Well, that was an hour and a half well spent.
>>7736851>angel>best pet>not gummyinb4 accusations of bronydom.
>>7736863Here's something similar.Captcha: AssesS came
>>7736822>>7736835>>7736811You guys are too much
>>7736864Oh my god, that would be adorable.>Sloth hanging off of Dash's neck as she flies around>Snuggles his head in her mane when she goes too fast
>>7736878Fuck forgot picture.
>>7736873Gummy is lolrandumb just like PinkieI don't like that kind of humor, anon
>>7736892I would put apples in her mouth.
>>7736884>Snuggles his head in her mane when she goes too fast>He only manages to do this after she is done going fast.
>>7736892I would put my dick in her mouth
>>7736892>naked Applejackoh baby
>>7736896>She apologizes profusely and nuzzles his cheek>Then she notices the rest of the ponies are watching
>>7736838>Tank may have saved her life, but he knows where PDA's end.>He is the embodiment of loyalty.
>>7736851>>7736873While I have many reason to hate Angle - he is rally the best pet. Most expressive, most energetic and smart/intelligent.He even got almost thesame amount of sreentime as yellowquiet
>>7736924I think it's time for bed, anon.
>>7736924>best pet>Angel>not Winininini
>>7736867Its a joke about some promotional material in which Twilight's front legs were gone.The more you know.
>>7736924angle hasn't rally gotten thesame amount of screentime as yellowquite
>>7736764>>7736784>breaking away, you let your hand do what your lips can't, slipping a couple of fingers inside her as you lean up and kiss your way up from her mound to her lips.>"That's... what I taste like, huh...?" she says breathlessly after you break away.>Your fingers grow slicker as you keep working your hand in a gentle, but unceasing rhythm that makes her twitch beneath you, her toes curling and fanning out as you pick up speed.>Her walls squeeze around your fingers as they keep brushing against a little rough patch and her eyes widen as she starts to squeeze harder, her breathing heavy and fast...
>>7736949I love this gif.it's so cute
Let's play "build the pony", MLPG.Here's how it works, you choose what piece to add on at a time, they can be from any pone.(ex: Twilight's mane, Fluttershy's eyes, etc.)It's kind of like spore, except maybe fun.
>>7736961She's ready for the D.
>>7736961Make her go cross-eyed
>>7736983Hat de AJ
>>7736977>Derpy Hooves>Winininini>MurGets me everytime.
>>7736961flip her over and have your way with that posterior
Anybody want to watch some Skunk Fu!?The episodes are on youtube, so we could have a synchtube