Who was Top Pet for the episode today?Old and greedy dragon:>>7699322
what have i become
is there an episode next week or another break?
>>7705577If ponies dress up in suits like thatDoes it make them furries?
>not My Lttle Dragon General
>>7705597Mang would you kindly draw an Applejack with a large rearend
>>7705597Now draw a good character.
>>7705597can't dog be thin above the waist?
>>7705601Looks like we have no episode next week.Final 2 are Feb 9th and 16th
your favorite pony is the worst pony
>>770560114 daysAlso god damn, I heard Gravity Falls is getting off its hiatus in a few weeks, but after the next episode there's going to be ANOTHER for an indeterminate amount of time the fuck Dinsney
>>7705597What's with the cesarean scar?
>>7705658i don't care who it be i'd love some applebutt
Wowthe new episode was surprisingly goodi still thought the parts with spike were the worst though
>>7705621thats not me but maybe i'll do it becausei cant' stop making fucking terrible choices and choose to draw something other than mlp shit
http://mlpg.co/v/res/4.html#6did this really happen?captcha: titsout works
>>7705681In agreementSpike's just a hard character to write for I guess.I mean he's good at cleaning and being submissive. That's not very interesting.
OK MLPG, you can go to equestria, have fun adventures, make tons of friends. You know, the worksBuuuuut, you have to switch bodies with one of the mane six's pet. You'll still be you, but unable to speak in an understandable way. Also no you cant fuck themDo you agree?
>>7705693No. He's in basic training
>>7705684you're the best
>>7705699apparently whenever he strays from his tasks/chores he becomes a greedy, manipulative, selfish bastard.
>>7705701>Also no you cant fuck themCan they at least fuck me?
>>7705722bitch I'll buy all your cookies if you suck my dick.
>>7705725I guess Twilight is a pretty shitty guardian.
>>7705722I was going to buy your cookies any way BUT SURE!
>>7705742>you'll never blow on Chrysalis' ear
>>7705722Those are not Christian values, young lady.
>>7705699>he's never seen the early seasons with Snarky Spike/That/ Spike is the spike I want back.
>>7705722children aren't allowed to drink alcohol, mew
>>7705753Yes they are, they are in the Book of Fellatio
>>7705734No you are their pet, they arent going to want to
>>7705767O-oh...Well, carry on, then.
>>7705773For all we know she might be into that sort of thing
>>7705767>not the book of FellatiansYa beefed it.
>>7705693I guess he gave it his best shot!
>>7705684While I do care about your predicament, I can't help!but more femrover is always appreciated
It's late, you must be tiredWhy not go to sleep?Your favorite pony is waiting for you in your dreamsSLEEEEEP
>>7705725Well, he IS a dragon
>>7705757I've been wanting that Spike back since forever.WWU Spike is top tier. I think he's just a more fun character when he's not the star of the episode, though that can be said for a couple ponies too.
>>7705767That books apocryphal. There's no way that filly would find it.I think you're trying to corrupt Ponyvillian youths!
>>7705773>implying dash doesn't use tank's head as a dildo
>>7705787You know very well she does not
When do we play mafia
>>7705793HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT ELEVEN WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
>>7705793I was just about to. I had to finish eating my dinner of dry uncooked ramen
>>7705767Man, that book sucks
>>7705806but what IF
>>7705585an electric demon.
>>7705808When all other avenues have been exhausted.
>>7705722I think the fillyscouts are getting a little too aggressive with cookie sales pitches...
>>7705806You are wrong. What's it like being so wrong, huh? I bet it feels awful.
>>7705693>tfw no one would miss you if you were to just disappear>tfw you could stay inside for a month and nobody would ask about you>not even on the internet
>>7705793>Your favorite pony is waiting for you in your dreamsIf that's true, then you know who my favorite pony is then. Other wise this is some kind of trick!
>>7705835My money would be on AJ and winona, but Fluttershy and Angel might have something going on too
This pony is cursed with having the largest yet smelliest rear in all of Equestria
>>7705840A lot of poeple aren't rememberedits best not to think about it
>>7705852CelestiaBut its a good stink
>>7705840that's the spirit.
>>7705840Well we've already had several people die.Nobody really cared then.
>>7705847No no, I cast very general spells. Were you to break it down this one would search your heart for your favorite pony, and then grant you dreams of it.Simple is that.
>>7705881More than we know, probably.
>>7705867>By far the fast majority over everyone who has ever live is completely forgotten It's kinda sad when you stop to think about it
>>7705840well, i guess it's time for you to start living for yourself, then. no one is going to care about you, so you might as well be the first one.
Fuckin royal asses refusing to be drawn.
Storytelling has always hit me more on the emotional and personal level. Drawing always feels like I'm just looking for attention.Yeah, maybe I'll just drop drawing for a while and do some long writing sessions. nothing to share with anyone (since they'll most likely be garbage) but just to practice and feel creative again.Can I ask any of you writers if it's worth it? For personal fulfillment or whatnot?
>>7705840How many people just died in every country on Earth that you will never know or remember?
>>7705902make that butthole bigger yo
>>7705888I dont trust you, with your wizarding and you generaling.clearly you are using pony against me for your own agenda!
>>7705902I'm gonna be honestAt first glance I thought the back of her right leg was a ballsack
>>7705902Seems like you fixed it to me
I just watched the episode.It was fucking great, made me like the owl more.
>>7705903Looks like these two did something to get themselves in troubleAgain
>>7705903Man, that spider monster keeps his wood pile surprisingly neat.
>>7705906I am a writer in AIE. Totally worth it as it is just a fun thing to do. You create your own world and invite others into it. And yes, it is much more emotionally fulfilling than drawing.
>>7705906expressing yourself and leading others through an experience or communicating a complex idea through story is its own rewardalthough the attention is pretty nice too. look at FO:E, even though people hate it, it's popular enough for everyone on the board to know what it is, and usually have read some or all of it themselves, even if they won't admit it.
>>7705906you just write. I draw because it's fun. I write becasue my words can talk far better than i could speak myself. Drawing is creative expression for my enjoyment, writing is a little peice of me.Just do what you want
>>7705906I'd love to be able to write. I really would.
>>7705919You can only hold out for so long
>>7705939That is so begging to be a reaction image.
Man fucking hell.Couldn't Spike just fucking beat the shit our of Angle then the lesson is violence solves nothingI fucking hate Angle
>>7705953I've never read a word of that garbage, what do I win?if you haven't decided a prize yet, my favorite color is blue.
>>7705942well it wouldn't be the first time Luna and Celestia gave someone wood
>>7705962>writes post>wants to write
>>7705945>AiE threadsdamn, those things seem so...insulated. like it's closed to outsiders, or you have to lurk forever before you can even consider writing your own story, lest you copy someone else' work unintentionally.is it hard to get into? am i just overthinking it?does it all really have to be in greentext format?
>>7705888there are ways to grant yourself more than that. there are rituals that can bring you into their world, as a denizen of their world--changing dimensions is easy enough, but changing your dimensional Essence is anything but--so that you can live with her forever, happily, if you so chose.but be warned, ye pilgrim: this path is not an easy one, nor is it a short one. it will be decades filled with trial and tribulation, and if you falter once or place one foot out of line, it will have all been for naught. may whatever God you pray to be with you.
>>7705964Dem's good hips. But she's naked. Where's her hat?
>>7705966I can hang out as long as I need to. You avent even posted my pony yet.You will never get me
>>7705977That's like saying fetish and feels greentexts count as writing
>>7705840Do what smart, desperate retards do. Shoot up a place, and be known as dogshit. Or die unremembered.
>>7705919I only wish to grant you what little I can. See I have cast a spell on this image, it shows you your favorite pony.This is how you know my magic is true.
>>7705962i'd love to be able to draw.not everyone has the patience to appreciate writings, but everyone can like a drawing. no one seems to give two shits about what people write anymore anyway, what with the >fanfiction attitude people take towards anything written about pony.
>>7705990I don't even see any essence of Rarity in that
>>7705906Writing is indeed fun as hell.>Greentext writer.>Doesn't count.
>>7705912what, you want HoiHoi size butthole?
>>7705980They are more chill than you think. Also, they have many avenues you can go down where they help you with writing(I.E. grammar and structure). Just go there and ask around, thats what I did
>>7705968>violence solves nothingNo, because then the message would have been lying.
>>7705977I mean I'd love to be able to get my ideas down into a coherent narrative that people enjoy reading.
>>7705964>dat lip biteunf
>>7705903What tumblr was that again.
>>7706009You have no idea who you are messing with, boy!I am a great magician. Your shirt is RED!
>>7705993>Even greentext 'writers' are in the who's who.Hilarious how they let anyone in.
>>7706020I'm just saying a little bigger bro,never heard of hoihoi
>>7705964The head looks too ponyDoesn't really fit the body
>>7705968>tfw my computer science teacher always called them "angel brackets"I wanted to punch his stupid face
>>7706013Greentext stories are just another emerging art form
>>7705906Sometimes I write because I'm bored, sometimes I write because I feel like I need to share my ideas.Sometimes I write requests because I like the attention.At any write, completing any writing project at all makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside just because I... fucking DID IT. Writing isn't easy. Anyone who says it is probably isn't reading what they're writing very closely. Funny this should be brought up just now, I was on my way to start a new writing thread.
>>7706036...because a directory isn't some exclusive club and has nearly no restrictions?
>>7705942well, he wants his den to be welcoming to his guests
>>7706010>>fanfiction attitude people take towards anything written about pony.that's kind of the problem for me. I want to write another pony fic but, honestly, I don't want to put effort into something that really is essentially fanction. I'd rather put effor tinto something oprignial of my own creation. Writing takes more effort than drawing so I can draw pone just fine
>>7705993Technically speaking, if it's more that one line of text, it's writing
>>7706025JEEZ DASH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CUNT
>>7706025thanks! i think I'll check it out
>>7706060>MLPG is just a massive writing project.>The feelworks are just a dropbox of collabs.
>>7705902>these tiny, barely noticeable wingspossible boner killed already
>>7706011I know what you mean, bro
>>7706048sure, why the fuck not. everything else is an art form now. defecating will be an art form within ten years, no doubt. i like greentexting, i greentext frequently, but God damn, it is not the same thing as writing and it shouldn't be called the same thing.
>>7706046>too ponyimpossibru!where do you think you are?
>>7706025>>7706065I like Dash, but I don't know if I could stay with her if she'd be like this all the time
>>7706025>Had to put eyes in it.SOILED IT IS
>>7706035YOU WISH BUBNow get your chin off your hand and sit like a respectable person.
>>7706027>violence solves nothingget a load of this guy.jpg
>>7706103It's worth it for the make up cuddling
>>7705964give her cutie-marks
>>7706092How about this then...It's not writing if it doesn't get art about it.
>>7706092That is one of the worst arguments I have ever heard. You must truly be an imbecile.
>>7706081If you took every long-term greentext ever written in MLPG and put them together, you'd be able to create one, huge, coherent settingnot really
>>7705722how is she standing up like that
>>7705990this doesn't look anything like ponenot even a storymark
>>7706094Why isn't impossibooru a thing?
Bang! You have just been banged by Andrea Libman.
Okay I drew fat sunbuttHave I met the quota today?
>>7706120wtf is /MLP/?
>>7706103You just gotta beat her down.She'll learn eventually.
>>7706140Meh, I'll live I guess.
>>7706120I'm not sure if I'd call it an argument.
>>7706146My Little Pony... the image board
>>7706140Unf!A thousand times unf!
>>7706117I'd be lieing if I said that wasnt part of the initial attractionBut if she's just going to be mean to me all the time, with not even a little public affection I jsut dont think I can
>>7706146>>7706163you capitalized the letters, faggot.it's /mlp/
>>7706173she'll mature in time
>>7706120that's probably because it's not an argument.
>>7706182go back to /B/
If you had one week to live, would you fuck a real horse just to experience intimacy before you fade away into oblivion and are forgotten by the world
>>7706173She even give a little PDA to Tank, I'm sure she'd give you at least a little bit.
>>7706182SEMANTICSYOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
>>7706081speaking of whichany word on the development of the Unlimited FeelWorks?
>>7706140I want her to choke me out with those cycle-thighs
>>7706149I could never hit a pony
>>7706191What is /B/?
You know I think this is the only place on /mlp/ that people actually fall for trolling.
>>7706043look him up on e621i think you'll be occupied for quite a while
>>7706196When did she give tank a pda?
>>7706182And capitalized letters of MLP stand for My Little Pony most frequently, or Maui Land and Pineapple co.
>>7706201Uh, it exists...Sorta.
>>7706214Because we're not on /mlp/We're on /co/
Fuck Dash is cute. >>7706210Would you cuddle a pone?
>>7706218pda, public display of affectionwhen she gave him the little nose rub with her own nose
>>7706232I would AJeven if she stank
>>7706232Of courseBut that is hardly hitting
>>7706201>mane six>i used to actually like this meme>but bronies using it every ruined itgoddammit
>>7706207She could probably snap your neck with a single twist of her hips. Swift and painless.
>>7706248I'd hit her with a bag of marshmallows until she was annoyed and angry at me, yelling to stop
>>7706248what if pony wanted you to spank her?
>>7706260Is she a good pony?
>>7705962>>7705953>>7706050yeah, i gotta say, writing is enjoyable.and one of the reasons i write is because i know people out there enjoy my work. through effort I am able to make a positive impact in the lives of others, however small.man, i gotta finish writing.
>*Yawn*>"Huh, whuzzat? Hotdog? Sure, just let me go check the fridge. What kind of buns do you want?"
>>7706274No. She is a naughty pony
>>7706281Pinkie, your ass seems to have detached itself from the rest of your body.
>>7706274yes. but she wants you to pretend that she isn't, that she's been a very bad pony indeed.
>>7706281>not hotdogging while she's asleep
>>7705597It looks like a pyramidShe gets thinner steadily on the way upLooks kinda weird
>>7706256>>but bronies using it every ruined itAwww poor baby
>>7706289>WOOGIDEWOOGIDEWOOGIDEi miss that show, despite how bad it was. actually, i miss there being cartoons being on Nick at all.
>>7706216Well that was....somethingstrange, but still somethingI'm guessing everyone here hates that guy's stuff, correct?
>>7706292I hope she's ready.I get really into ERP
>>7706197Gotta change fast
>>7706278>writing discussion>no one replies to your postswhy bother....
>>7706278Well, keep up the good work. I'm glad you're still doing stuff after all this time.
>>7706328>hates his stuff>brings him up by name>horsefuckers threadyou're not from around here, are ya?
>>7706322I hated it either wayGoddamn punks thought they ruled over an entire fucking beach
>>7706338she looks so... dangerous~
>>7706328>I'm guessing everyone here hates that guy's stuff, correct?About that...
>>7706281No no, Pinkie, you misunderstand. See, I wish to rub my penis between your butt cheeks. Will this be a problem?
>>7706344thanks, I appreciate the encouragement.
>>7706278That's my biggest hope: to write something that is genuinely enjoyableSomething that someone wouldn't mind going back to read again
>>7706346A bit new, correct>>7706355Twas only a guess
>>7706315>>7706182>>7706163>respondingpleasetry to learn
>>7706338I love Changelings.
>>7706376I am conflicted with regards to changelings.As always, my cock is at odds with my heart.
>>7706278a little late to the discussion, aren't you?>>7706372well then, just write a fetish fapfic. people will be sure to return to it.
>Used to write a little.>At the moment, building a tiny computer tower out of popsicle sticks.>This was the next logical step in my creative development.
>>7706328the short answer is yes.
>AJ will never plant her child bearing hips over your face and force you to make her cum at least 5 times with your tongue before she lets you go
>>7706383I like it when two things that are at odds with each other team up and fight crime.
>>7706395The short answer: No with an if.The long answer: Yes with a but.
>>7706353She's much more ambitious and predatory nowThink you can keep up
>>7706396But what of her plush butt
>>7706398S-so.... I could trick changelings into fucking me and then send them to pony jail?
>>7706411What do you think is holding you in place?
>>7706396the difficulty of this task is inversely proportional to the amount of time since her last shower
>>7706409I could save her. ;_;
>>7706396Has anyone ever written something involving rimming AJ?
>>7706425I'm going to go out on a rim and say yes
>>7706418Which was a year ago
>>7706425SAP has, but it involves her shitting applesauce into your mouth.
>>7706425yes. extensively.check gypsymagic's works, soashamedpony's works, or anything with applejack in the ultrafetishgreentext dropbox
>>7706438wtfamireading.jpgwouldn't it be full of...well, shit?
>>7706383>not wanting to take over Equestria with glorious changeling master race
>>7706387Build a pony out of popcicle sticks.You could make millions selling it.
>>7706420she's gone, anon. you can't save her, but maybe she can save you. all you have to do is ask, and you can enter a world of pleasure. all you have to do is want it. she wanted it. don't you?
>>7706413I don't see why not, they seem pretty simple minded
>>7706454>>7706457>Not wanting AJ to shit applesauce into your mouth.You wouldn't PREFER shit, would you??
>>7706460Only if I get to stick googly eyes on it...
>>7706463Wellit's okayAt least it has soul
>>7706463>tfw shy girls try to discretely pull the edges of their dress down a bitunf
>>7705693No.And since when the sub have a vidya section?
>>7706443I bet she doesn't even wipe
>>7706438>>7706457>>7706450enjoy, faggots.SAP is one sick bastard.
>>7706472Googly this: >>7706463
>>7706465>>7706458Guys, please. She's not HER anymore. And neither are the others. I need to bring back their true selves, because they may as well have died.
>>7706357>>7706391>several minutes laterSo, um, sorry things had to get to this point; terribly awkward business. Hope this doesn't affect our friendship
>>7706486I really love his stuff. Shameful faps are best faps.
>>7706425Yes, it involved fluttershy
>>7706492No, not this fetish, it's too creepy.
>>7706492i-it's a game! it's supposed to be fun!
>>7706492I could never lose my love for the pink one.
>>7705906>>7705945>>7705953>>7706013>>7706050>>7706278For all of those who like to write or want to get into writing, there's a writethread up right now right over here: >>7706347
>>7706476it's better when outgoing girls wear longer dresses and hike the hem up a bit so that you can get a better look at their legs.
>>7706508What if she died her coat blue, because she loves Dashie so much?
>>7706501..what?do want!i haven't read this before, and i've read everything on the ultrafetishgreentext dropbox.
>>7706489I'd join the queen in her quest of domination.
>>7706518Then I would be sad that she didn't love me...But I would still love her for her personality.
>>7706528WELL, I WOULD NOT.I WOULD NEGOTIATE A PEACEFUL SOLUTION BETWEEN THE TWO SPECIES.
>>7706525Oh I love me some sweaty ponies
>>7706525The detail and the expression is nice. Where the cutie mark though?
>>7706489>Save me? Anon, darling, what are you talking about? I don't need to be saved. Stop being so silly and just give me your love~
>>7706525how long did that take to draw?i'm sure it took much less time than someone writing anything worth reading. only more reasons writing is shit-teir compared to drawing
>>7706500>tfw masturbated to vomit porn earlier>one girl in the middle>four others or so vomiting into her open mouth>she swallows it all like she enjoys it
>>7706525Soarin' looks like a girl.
>>7706543Rarararara, pls... Don't make this more difficult than it has to be. You and your friends aren't in your right minds. I've got to give you some clarity, if only for a small moment.
>>7706558Yeah most stallions can't tell the difference either
>>7706550>tfw Corwin is worse than Ross
>>7706538>peaceful solution>between predators and prey
>>7706538>due to your terrible negotiation skills, Chrysalis orders a full-scale invasion
>>7706556Somehow, vomit porn disgusts me more than shit porn.
>>7706554You are a god among men
>>7706575That would be the most terrifying thing ever to see coming at you.
>>7706554Why do they always look more sinister?!
>>7706573>>7706575>Implying I couldn't pull it off.Pic related, it's me.
>>7706554sometimes i am tempted to buy a pack of googly eyes and take them around town with me, putting them on posters and pictures and such.would that make me a criminal?
>>7706538>Peaceful solution that does not involve serial cuddling the entire army and leaving them all sleeping in a pile.
>>7706602I don't know. Vomit just grosses me out more than shit, somehow. I think the smell is grosser.
>>7706608Coslestia?The ink turned out great, you had me worried for a bit.
>>7706608please make her futaplease.
>>7706608Charlie Manson, pls go.
yeah sorry i didn't do AJ i kinda wasn't feeling it will some chicken hips suffice
>>7706396>her fat sweaty butthole presses onto your lips as countless other ponies look in shock as you passionately french kiss applejack's derriere
Do you even Crystals
>>7706615I don't see why it would...
>>7706563>You can't save someone who doesn't need to be, Anon. Besides, I've learned SO much about friendship and love. Why don't I share the knowledge of the former with you? You know you can't resist~
>>7706619Changelings would sooner tear you apart to get to the juicy center that is Canterlot.
>>7706638I would relish the opportunity.
>>7706636Would you take non-mlp requests?
>>7706625How about you slit your wrists.
>>7706543silly slutpone. you aren't my waifu.
>>7706543Rarity seems the most likely one to break first and beg to be Changed. maybe she wanted all that wonderful love. maybe she wanted the life of pleasure Chrysalis promised. or maybe she just wanted to be the most beautiful pony of all, no matter what that took. who can know? the reason is no longer important, and not even she can remember. what is important is this: she showed all her friends just how wonderful her new life is, and now she wants to show you.
>>7706638>the squelching noises from your tongue inside her can barely be heard over her moans>the ponies around you shield the eyes of their children
>>7706650Obviously never played Dishonored.You are lovingly popping up behind them and cuddling the breath from their cuddle necks.
>>7706608I really hope you will upload NSFW version on imgurplease
>>7706649You aren't being fair. I can see through the trickery.There would be a way. Even if the element bearers have been corrupted, I could still find some old magic book or Celestia or SOMETHING. It's never over.
>>7706653>non-mlp requestsgood one m8
>>7706543>>7706649They're really not very good at this.I mean could they BE any more tryhard?
>>7706649Do you mean share the latter?Because that would be love.And make a lot more sense than what you said, which was friendship.
>>7706649>You know you can't resist~>mfw I heard that part as a growl
>>7706663>At it turns out, as far as gems are concerned, Changelings are LOADED.>And not a single one knows how to make a dress.
>>7706625FUCK YOU suck faggot
>>7706525das cute Jessy
>>7706673How are you going to pop up behind them when the swarm is so thick you can't even see the ground.
>>7706653depends on if it didn't suck
>>7706705Corvo would find a way.
And here's Samoa.I might redo the stripes, but I think I like her hair as it is.I thought the braids with the little plastic beads and stuff at the ends would be too much.
>>7706608Oh, nice. You were talking about wanting to write earlier, and let me tell you, anyone can do it.The best way to get better at writing is to just write. Just write and write and write and write. And then go and find someone who you know is a good writer and ask them to look it over, and correct your mistakes. Not only will everything you write then be improved by that person, you then learn what not to do next time and you get better and better. Simple.
>>7706705Use Blink and Bend Time baka!
>>7706717That's a very good job, Art-Anon. Super cute.I love the way your sketches always have dimension. The characters seem to have depth.
>>7706717>SamoaNATION OF VIOLENCE, NATION OF VIOLENCE
>>7706732Mad people hate your terrible fetish bro?
>>7706550I have a great amount of respect for writers. It's something I could never do well.>>7706542I wasn't able to find a reference of them, sorry about that.
>changelingswhy would you want to fuck a bug, it has no winking mare vagina
>>7706717>Berry Munch never sells very many cookies.>Always ends up with the least of them by the end of the day.
>>7706717Oh man you're throwing Zebras into the troupe now too? This is really cute.It's too bad they don't have any room for certain exchange students...
>>7706723no, anon.if you want to learn to write well, READ. and when you're done reading, READ SOME MORE.
>>7706713Well, and mostly because of a recent thread had some of your old artBasically, black XJ9 in a bikini with big, wide hips please, my good sir.
>>7706723Let me just say that, as an artist, I have had a lot of trouble righting. It's tough for me to get the desire to, even if it's a subject I'm really interested in. I've done a few fics, but it's almost a chore. Not like drawing, which seems to come so naturally.
>>7706717You gotta draw a swarm of pissed off lings. I love angry looking lings.
>>7706723I should. The last time I tried writing, it was an Octavia fic. I posted what I had on /mlp/ and the first response was "Will Tavi fart?"So yeah, the rest of the thread was about pony farts.
>winter storm Luna
>>7706742It's a changeling. It can have any kind of vagina you want.
>>7706742I don't want to fuck a bug.I want to be the bug.Swarms are cool man.
>>7706748>xj9faglord pls go.
>>7706740can you draw sad Sweetie Belle?
>>7706769>wanting to be part of a mindhive
>>7706769Surely that can be arranged
>>7706758>Posting on /mlp/.Come on, now.
>>7706747>Most people at work bring a small chapter book to read on break.>Bring a small tome.>Ed up finishing it faster then they finish their ten chapter baby book.>They notice this.
>>7706717Could you, you know, just draw cute Charity pone without dwelling into this pile of mediocre OC everyone will forget on the next day?You spent too much with Squeak the Brony One
I haven't been on the General for like three months. Just dropping in to say Yassou, how's season three treating everybody so far? Did that extra DeLancie acting we heard of go and give us more Discord?
>>7706777>not wanting to be the ancient evil that awakens
>>7706778God, this picture is so fucking hot to me. Especially the blackened cutie mark. Getty aroused by this kind of stuff makes me feel bad, because I wouldn't want to betray Celestia and the others.BUT GOD DAMN, I WOULD BE TEMPTED...
>finally done with college>doing stuff I love 24/7>not having to worry about studies/tests/other bullshit>stable jobTHIS IS THE BEST FEEL EVER.
>>7706779>>7706758well, where the fuck are you supposed to post fics?fimfiction? that place is a hueg circlejerking hugbox that praises anything and everything in efforts to get other people to like their own fics.
>>7706740What if you drew a story?
>>7706788I think they're all very cute, anon.
>>7706672>You start spending more and more time with AJ, the two of you doing everything together, and ending each meeting with your lips pressing against her sensitive butthole, no matter where you are>The taste of her ass is hard to adjust to at first, but pretty soon you start to love the compelling taste of her booty, becoming her essential ass-slave
>>7706797Post them here, anon.This is the only acceptable place to post anything.
>>7706791Jesus, look at that changeling next to her.He is so fucking happy.
>>7706774Never heard of him
>>7706778Chrysalis spends much of her time licking the birthing residue off fresh conversion-hatchlings. there are far too many natural-born hatchlings for her to lick clean, so she has servants dedicated to that task. however, conversions have a special place in her heart, and if she can welcome her newest son or daughter into the family personally, she will.
>>7706795How could you betray them anon.You don't even know them.If you wandered into Canterlot the guards would probably kill you thinking you're a monster.
>>7706807After reading this my opinion of felching remains unfavorable.
>>7706751>rightingHeh. Hehehehe. Heh.But seriously, anyone can write. It doesn't come easy to everyone, much like drawing doesn't come easy to most people, but it can be done by everyone. >>7706747Also true. Reading is equally important as practicing. But it's good to keep in mind not to mimic what other people have written, because that's not necessarily the best way for you to write. Lots of authors have different styles; some have short concise sentences with a nice rhythm and some have long, eloquent sentences that bring out multiple facts in one statement. >>7706758Well, we are on /mlp/. That kind of thing is bound to happen. >>7706779Posting on /mlp/ is one of the best things you can do, actually. Besides the occasional fart discussion, you can actually recieve some helpful criticism, and there are more than a few writers with actual skill on here as well.Also, Fimfiction is just utter shit. Really.
>>7706748you could always just ask me on tumblrI mean i rarely do requests but that'd probably be a better place to ask
>>7706796>Finally entering college.>Taking only one class, and it turns out very different than I imagined.>Enjoying myself, but not really learning anything useful.>Won't be any nearer to achieving my goals.This feel... Eeeehhhhh....
>>7706787yeah, it amazes me the kind of books other people read.it's like everyone only reads babby's first chapterbook, like the rangers apprentice, while i blaze through tomes and multibook sagas before they're done.the problem is that anyone else i know that "reads" only reads hipster books.
>>7706754that's a very nice smile
bobcut + human Amazon Celestiay/nJust some draft colors to see how it all spaces out. No lines yet, not sure how to refine the sketch since I realize the face does look odd... can't pinpoint how, though.
>>7706814Of course he is.He's a changeling, why wouldn't he be happy?
>>7706831>Besides the occasional fart discussion, you can actually recieve some helpful criticismThis was a humorous sentence
>>7706835My apologizes mang
>>7706831what have you written lately?
>>7706847>That scene.>"I think there may be too much love here, my queen!"
>>7706789DYEWTS?get out. don't come back until you're caught up.
>>7706795It's too late Convert or be harvested
>>7706829Don't say those things, anon.The ponies would be my friends. They'd come to love me. ;_;I couldn't just turn them over.
>>7706830What is felchingand why would it suddenly become unfavorable
>>7706857I haven't read it.Now I want to.
>>7706814Sometimes they like to go on little adventures
>>7706840>Hipster books.I don't even want to know...
>>7706830>felchingi don't think that word means what you think it means, anon.
>>7706869Those are the scouting drones that find new sources of love to devour.
>>7706846>>7706851HEEEELL nothat look just doesn't work so well on someCelestia's gotta have that long, flowing hair of hersand the tits are STILL too big
Someone wanted the NSFW version, so...http://i.imgur.com/Uu0O3sn.png
>>7706878do you really have to turn everything into one of your 40k fantasies?
>>7706875I was under the impression it meant anilingus.I do not like anilingus.
>>7706851Just fucking stop...I am starting to agree with the asshole that calls you the Ross of tits.
>>7706878Some say there's a mole in Ponyville Investigation is continuing but so far nothing has come up
>>7706860If the ponies I loved were converted, I would search for a cure, or a way to break the curse.If there was really nothing to do, after EXHAUSTIVELY SEARCHING EVERYTHING....Well... I mean... What choice would I have?
>>7706899oh god what have I donethanks jessy
>>7706854Lately, a lot of requests for /mlp/. Currently, a changeling fic on my own time. In the past, some anon x Lyra size shenanigans for the macro/micro generals in which pic is related, all of which can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/Lunaguy>>7706848... yeah I don't know why I said that, that's completely false. But /mlp/ is a good place to post your work because you actually get readers.
>>7706717>Dosido's the jittery spaz who always has a reason to worry or overthink things>Dulce's the youngest member of the troupe, full of boundless energy and enthusiasm, and empty of common-sense and guile.>Trefoil's the assertive and confident (some would say over-aggressive and smug) leader, backed up by having the most merit badges.>Savannah Smile is Trefoil's second-in-command and best friend, who can be sweet and sour toward the others in equal measure, depending on her mood. Given to drama and outbursts of hysteria>Berry Munch is the easygoing fun-loving one with a big appetite and a positive outlook on everything.>Samoa's the quiet one. She doesn't often speak, but when she does, it's only when something needs to be said.
>>7706899>>7706776You are the worst kind of person anon
>>7706789Yes, it's an entire episode with him.And it wasn't too bad.
>>7706886>http://i.imgur.com/Uu0O3sn.pngmy unf has been doubled even though the vagina is just one simple line
>>7706897What?It's canon they find cities and devour them, or at least try.
>>7706899Thats cute. I wonder what can one cheer her up?
>>7706912You could put them out of their misery.
>>7706521Here it is, short and whatever else you want to call it.
>>7706924YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!WHY MUST ALL THE PINKIEFAGS BETRAY THEIR PINKU???
>>7706927Well she's pretty stupidYou could probably just ask her why she's sad and before she answers just tell her that she forgot she was supposed to be happy instead.
>>7706878>Just don't tell that to the scouts.>They are having too much of a good time.>Going on adventures.>Making friends.>Saving the day.>Coming back and blabbing every detail to his fellow swarm mates.>Wondering why the hive is so empty the next da->OH, GO THERE NOW!?>THIS JOB RULES!>I HEAR ELEMENTALS ATTACK THAT PLACE, THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET!
>>7706929Now, I could REALLY never do that.
I think it's obvious we need more Changeling art. It's very lacking.
>>7706912all they want is to make you happy. being converted made them happier than anything else ever had. can you blame them for thinking you'll enjoy it, too?
>>7706938I'M NOT GONNA BETRAY HER I'D SEARCH FOR A CURE but if there wasn't I'd give her all the love I had BUT I'D SEARCH FOR A CURE
>>7706919>calling it an axe-wound vaginaclearly you have no taste in equine genitalia. that there is an amazing specimen.
>>7706946changelings are lame
>>7706921i don't know if my heart could take that.draw it anyway
>>7706899jessy pls draw charity
>>7706950Do you really think Pinkie would want to live as a changeling?Do you really think she'd want you to give up your heart, your mind, your sense of self just for her?
>>7706951We all have different taste in this. I prefer this over the other one.
>>7706952You shut your mouth you whore
>>7706947Of course I'd enjoy it.We'd all enjoy being lobotomized too.But the cost is too great.
>>7706946Change is the best
>>7706961>>7706961>>7706961>>7706961thisCan you please draw her sad and crying because she collected no funds?
>>7706968I wish I could stop with all these evil boners. I think I might be evil.
>>7706968No corruption.No silly fanon shenanigans.Just the swarm.
>>7706778>>7706860>>7706912>>7706946God, fuck the wedding episodes. They ENCOURAGED grimdark bullshit like this.
>>7706961>Zecora saves the town.>No recognition.
>>7706558Jessy can't draw anything different than her generic pony design
>>7706973fuck you faggot
>>7706826And with minds fresh and soft as their new Changeling bodies, the converts are easily malleable. Chrysalis can spend hours cleaning a newborn with motherly care, all while shaping their thoughts in a soothing voice about how much their Queen loves them, and that being one with the hive meant being one with her.To belong to the hive was to belong to her.
>>7706973Anonymous why do you want to see ponies sad? Pony shouldn't be sad, pony should be happy!
>>7706979>Grimdark>Not playfully sexual
Zoe Trent, duh.We should get rid of the TV!
>>7706987Sad pony makes me daww more than happy pone
>>7706979Cry about it.Maybe carebears is more your style.
>>7706976nah. it's normal to feel that way. corruption (and all its many, many variations) is best fetish.
>>7706963Stop making me feel dammit.
>>7706986....Would we at least keep our memories? Our personalities?Because I couldn't stand the thought of Pinkie just completely dying in spirit.
>>7706986I'd still want to be a swarm leader.
>>7706987Some ponies are much cuter when sad. Like Pinkie.Fluttershy is much cuter when angry.
Dance like you know you can, /mlp/.
Pony oral tier list?
>>7707009It's true, the ponies look their cutest when they are acting the opposite of their primary personalities. Like Dash is cutest when she's shy
>changeling swarmMakes me think of this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbeoSPqRs4And it's awesome.
>>7707000Oh yes She would be the same bubbly hyper party pony you know and loveBut she would be a massive tease and the parties would always end in sex
>>7706999You know what you must do..Keep her safe, keep her fed, keep her hidden. You can feed her your love, and you can protect her from the ponies who'd see her dead. You can protect her from the changelings who'd see her a drone. As long as she's with you, she'd have at least an inkling of her old self. Unless you want her to become another mindless hive drone, she's your responsibility.
>>7707000>Chrysalis converts Pinkie.>Her mind joins the collective.>Now she has TWO changelings that apparently 'LOVE SWARMING' >She groans as they yammer on and on with one another about it, constantly.
>>7707021This is true.
>>7706987Because I want feels and something different from cute and fetishes for a change?
>>7706995It's as though adding retarded-ass horror movie shit to MLP is out of place and stupid or something.
Ya'll are fucked.
>>7707038Yes, yes I like this.
>>7707031Ffff....You know what? Here's the deal:If I could get her real self, for just a moment, and ask her what she thought.If she wanted me to save her, to kill her, to join her, whatever.If I could just get a small moment of clarity... I'd probably still not know what to do. ;_;
>>7707054Really?I find it awesome.I hope they add xenomorphs next.
>>7707046Make a request, anon.
>>7706851i like it
>>7707069oh wait i take that back i only looked at the tits. the hair doesnt really fit celestia.
>>7707056>"I have made a terrible mistake...">At this point the swarm party begins.
>tfw no sad scrunch applebloom
>>7707066The changelings are already xenomorph ripoffs though. Insectoid monsters that cocoon their victims.
>>7706733Thank you!>>7706734YEAH BOY>>7706746Aha - I thought of that for a while, but I'm going deep enough with just ponies, and with Tagalong, 7 is plenty, so it's probably better if I don't add Juniper. And she doesn't strike me as the type who'd enjoy scouting, anyway.>>7706788I wasn't the one who came up with this. Someone posted this earlier.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/7690118#p7693356I thought it was a cute idea, and I'm having fun drawing them. You really should relax a little.
>>7707064don't cry little pon...
>>7707090is he okay?
>>7707040>>7707012lpshit pls go
I drew a dashyBut I don't know what clothes to put on her naked anthro body
>>7707090>"DUDE YOU SHARPENED THE BACK END AGAIN!"
>>7706951thats a human vagina you idiot
>>7707064draw something happy with her pls >>7706961
>>7707099>acknowledging itAnd we were doing so well.
>>7707090Why did he do that
>>7707101Not fat enough.
>>7707000She'd keep her memories, but they just wouldn't be as important to her they used to be. Looking back on her old life and friends, it would all seem so much... grayer.Her new life would be with the hive, and all for the Queen. She loves her Queen.
>>7707064thanks jessy.we love you.
>>7707097Yes, thankfully he had the chops to pull through.
>>7707101Can you please tell what brush settings you used?
>>7707115Hes edgy as fuck
>>7707088It's not like other things have done this concept before that
>>7707089why do you hate changelingswhat have you got against these bitey creaturesdo you not like their hard carapaced exterior
>>7707064I put them all together if you don't mind
>>7707115>brown ppl countries
>>7707123B-but...Would she at least still like parties?
>>7707134But AnonI do like changelings.
>>7707146I bet he died from it.
>>7707131This is what Apple showed me before I died againbut he uses the paper layer texture along with it
>>7707146He looked like he was about to pass out too.
>>7707143Like parties and pussy. What more could you ask for?
>>7707101So you guys are just cool with anthro now? All of your precious drawfags do it, I guess.
>>7707144Draw a bunch of Changelings merging together into Changeling Voltron.
>>7707135you're missing a crusader you knowbabs counts now...pretty please
>>7707143All the time Party swarms are a big hitAll the positive vibes generated are good for the hive tooAnd maybe just for you she'll be her old stuff in shape only during the after party activities
>>7707165I was just anon that's why I said if you don't mind
>>7707165impossibru.babs shows no saddness. only anger.
>>7707162Dammit anon, why must you request terrible things.
>>7707161>Trying to stir shit up>Trying to get mlpg to hate anthros>Trying to drive away drawfags
>>7707162>Chrysalis: "And I shall form the head!"
>>7707168I'd still have to try to bring her back.But if I couldn't...Maybe it wouldn't be so bad...
>>7707171I am errorhope it happens regardless...
>>7707184>"Dude, don't pick at it!"
>>7707178What do you and catfish have in common?
>>7707170I love our peaceful Muslims brothers and sisters. It is a shame us Westerners oppress them and try to change their way of life. Why can't we be more understanding of this beautiful culture?
>>7707183I like it.You leave.
>>7707184What a terrifying way to go.Look over and see your lower half a foot away.
>>7707184>"Dewey! You halved me!"
EVERYBODY'S GETTIN REPORTED
>>7707184>>7707190>>7707198>"I'm all over the place today!"
>>7706978>No corruptionI'm afraid that's out of the question
>>7707161>>7707183>>7707208>samefaggin this hard
>>7707161I dislike anthroI also don't care at all if people post it
>>7707161>>7707183>>7707208hateanon pls go.pls.>>>/b/
I just want sexy anthros. Especially if it's futa Luna.
>>7707203I think I would prefer death.
>Gore.Oh man, I am so ready!
>>7707221Lol more fat femsnips pls
>>7707219>liking MuslimsAre you retarded?
>>7707161Yo mang I've been cool with anthro for 5 years
>>7707222Why would you say that?
>>7707213or maybe there is more than one person with the same opinion
>>7707238THIS MAN HAS NO DICK.
>>7707219The Jews need to cool down as well, but the Muslims are still shitty to nearly everyone.
>>7707248Bill Murray pls
we ded?or did the gore shitposters drive everyone away?
>>7707101You're like one of the few people drawing proper legs and feet, unlike those stumpy tree trunks mewball does (no offense)Keep at it! Also, could you draw RD in a more relaxed pose? Maybe she's propping her feet up on tanks shell as she lays down and reads a book?
>>7707248HE STILL HAS A PROSTATE
>>7707226>Chrysalis eating diet love
>>7707253the latter, i'll come back in a bit when they leave or people stop responding
>>7707250>I bet the jews did this
>>7707255>You're like one of the few people drawing proper legs and feet, unlike those stumpy tree trunks mewball does (no offense)I totally totally agree with this. I don't like anthros with hooves. I'm not a foot fetishist or anything, but feet just look better to me. That's one thing I can say for Corwin's.
>>7707261>"I-it's still g-good..."
>>7707203>>7707203He didn't.This guy >>7707238 here has belly and guts in tact, the guy here >>7707184 has his guts damaged and medicine does not know the way to fix them properly. Once you damaged them so badly - you won't be able to live.
>>7707270She needs to watch her girlish figure
>>7707253Well I'm gonna play Path of Exile since it's finally done downloading d:
>>7707240Can you imagine Celestia suck off Luna, despite the fact that Luna has a bigger cock?
The thought of fluttershy turning into a changeling is the hottest thing in the world to me. Someone so pure, so innocent, being trapped in a cocoon as he mind slowly corrupts
>>7707253>implying gore drives anyone awayI think a lot of channers have been here too long to really be too bothered by that anymore.
>>7707283No one will ever right it.
Oh man the next one is out
>>7707269Maybe he was taken to a Chinese hospital because Vietnamese ones aren't equipped for legless torsos?I dunnoI just don't want to think of the possibility of that happening to more than one person.
>>7707283Someone draw this
>>7707284>tfw the old gore spam was just helping the old general check if any new shit was out.>At one point the general got disappointed because the same old gore was getting spammed and we had no new content to laugh at.
>Chrysalis will never capture you and corrupt you>She will never miscalculate the amount of goo and magic needed to completely turn you>Once you hatch, but before she can take your remaining sapience away, you will never assume a new form>She will never let you keep what is left of your mind and individuality as a reward for the new forms you have thought up for her and her minions>The two of you will never have hot giant bugsex
>>7707283And her little bunny too
>>7707312I actually like the idea better if Angel is still just a bunny, but that's just me.
>>7707161I don't really care about anthro. I just ignore it in the threads.
Man I'm not used to using a name, I keep forgetting to use it when I post art.>>7707255I'll give it a shot! but its gonna be hard to draw that without looking like a footfag. Not that I have anything against them.
Why is Opal more misbehaved and spoiled than Angel?
>>7706936That was supposed to be based off pic-related
>>7707326Because Rarity never disciplines Opal, at least Fluttershy occasionally makes Angel do shit with the stare.
>>7707317I know...And it was always the same bullshit after a week.After that it was like he was trying to bore us off /co/
>>7707269Are you sure?Google "chinese man cut in half survives", the source I looked at was the top reult.I would link it but 4chin is being a cunt about that.
>>7707283>bug queen stuffs her full of mind control too>she becomes her slave
>>7707310>becoming a hive tyrantoh yes
>>7707319Well, technically they're all changelings now.They can add or take away whatever they see fit.
>>7707324that rarity is 2hot
>>7707324It's good practice! Really I'm glad you have the enthusiasm for this. Not many people even want to bother with the appendages and there's nothing wrong with doing a few pictures to strengthen your abilities in drawing them. Like the angle on that cross legged fluttershy. It looked very nice.Also it's probably a waste of text but please, don't be afraid to use as many references as necessary.
>>7707324Wondering, where do you keep your stuff?>>7707357Its cute. Would give her some bits.
>>7707358would you fuck that personhorse?
>>7707356Well I haven't been reading all the changeling stuff but they still have some of their old selves right?What if Flutterling hides Angel so he doesn't get converted. Would be kind of symbolic of her holding onto her old personality.
>>7707324Looking forwards to it! Sounds like a cute pic imo.
>>7707361Caluriri is doing some story involving those two on his(her?) tumblr.
>>7707369repeatedly and without remorse.
>>7707302That thing always gives me TFTD flashbacks.
>>7707369you know it
>>7707357>you will never tempt her into coming home with you and playing some special games for grown ups for a very generous donation
>>7706915Ha. Cute.I guess Tagalong's the straight-man/audience-surrogate/Twilight-type character in all this?
>>7707387Oh, god, please don't...I can't take it...She's too cute. The freckles.
>>7707370SHE MUST BE PUT BACK INTO HER COCOON AT ONCE
>>7707369I think I wouldslowly, sensually, by candlelight, under the satiny sheets of her bed, in the missionary position
>>7707333Angel is mischievous but he doesn't seem to be downright evil like Opal. Opal probably resents being treated like an over-pampered fashion statement by Rarity. There should be a Fluttershy/Rarity episode about reforming Opal.
We still changelings? Too bad. Waluigi time.
>>7707264Gore thread? Gore thread.
>>7707406Thanks for the link!How did you know about this place anyways?
>>7707405DAMN ITYOU BEAT ME TOO IT
>>7707417Whoa... For once, what you just posted sounds really really appealing...What's happening to me, mlpg?
>>7707425that body looks all kinds of messed up
>>7707425That looks stupid.
>>7707425Are those freckles or does she have a skin condition?
>>7707420I dunno, I know Angel has his moments when he's not a jackass but he seems worse than Opal to me. I'm trying to think of scenes where Opal wasn't a selfish prick but none are really coming to mind. I guess something about that bunny just makes pull out my .50 caliber.
>>7707428I REPORT U
>>7707425head's too far back on the body, and too smallshoulder looks like it's been dislocated2/10 would not save
>>7707433It was only a matter of time, doofus.Now you're boned.
>>7707431Feel free to do it anyways. Don't let me keep you from doing anything, 'specially coloring
>>7707425I actually like itthat's the first thing I like that you drewMAKE THE BOOBS ONE CUP SMALLER
>>7707354>you change back and forth between a Hive Tyrant and a Carnifex>Chrysalis changes baack and forth between a Trygon a Tervigon>all the drones are pony genestealersThis will never be made into a well written fanfiction.
>>7707449>The scene where he slaps her.I felt autistic flutterfag feelings welling up within me.
>>7707449How about in Sweet and Elite where Opal kept reminding Rarity to finish Twilight's dress?
>thread is filled more with anthro and OC's than actual show art>everyone is ok with itmlpg why
>>7707458But... I don't want to be normal. ;_;
>>7707459what r u coloring on your to do list?
>>7707449Opal can't help but be a massive cunt.Shes a cat.
>>7707476are you that rarifag that thinks he's better than everyone else?go away
>>7707466>That capA simpler time. Who knew he'd get such a boner for obese furries?
>>7707467I guess that's something.I think it's that I just naturally assume cats are assholes so it didn't seem so bad.
>>7707433You're coming to appreciate Rarity's passionate nature without having to resort to forms of high depravity.In other words you're regaining some semblance of your sanity.
>>7707324Why did you change your name to 'Zonk Punch'?Sounds gay.
>>7707476>thinks all OCs are automatically badYou clearly won't be happy hanging around here. You should go somewhere else.
>>7707410I'd like to think they have special drones to deal with Changelings that remain resistant to joining the Hive. Special drones that act almost like therapist; first relaxing the Changeling with paralyzing goo, then peeling back the lairs of their mind with a subliminal buzzing.Old thoughts and memories are scrambled, and new thoughts to convince them how happy they are with their new lives are implanted.
>>7707462>that feelI want more art of the swarm personally.
>>7707424>step out of the transport on a cruiseship mission and immediately get blasted by a Xarquid>spend five turns trying to find it while it shoots through the open door>once half my aquanauts are dead I finally find and kill it>two lobstermen rush the transport and slaughter all my remaining aquanautsFuck that game.
>>7707476Because having multiple threads talking about nothing but canon content would get boringMake a visit to HSG for some perspective, I gets much worse.>not complaining about the gore
>>7707500That would have been so much better if it was human and not some shitty anthro from Arthur
>>7707466Made me laugh.Angel is a boss.
>>7707509YES YES YES
Hey i'm grump.
>>7707425>you will never be a changeling drone that is ordered to disguise yourself as one of her tits
>>7707449In this episode it's made pretty clear that Angel is pretty needy and doesn't like being apart from Fluttershy for long. Furthermore he backs off when Spike apologizes. And there's this.
>>7707514I really like that crown thinngyI don't know why but it just looks so cool
>>7707505>not being gay
>>7707528>using the small oneWhy?
>>7707538He's still the biggest cuntI mean Even Opal accepted Spike as the commander while Angel was a complete prick till the very end.
>>7707545Well, you got me there. Apparently liking the pussay puts me in the minority around here
>>7707509>>7707522what is wrong with you people
>>7707476Oh my gosh you are right!The general has forgotten that they absolutely hate any and all OC's as they are vile and evil and not clean~Oh how will we ever go back to our roots?!Oh woe is us who on this day are on the general for it is a terrible day to be upon it!
>>7707556I must be evil. ;;;;_;;;;
>>7707558THEN GET TO ITPRRRRRRRONTO
>>7707514>>7707541What ifHey guysWhat ifWhatListen, this is importantWhat if she isAre you listening?What if Chrysalis is that little crown and she possess whatever changeling she is attached to?
>>7707558CHECK OUT THAT SWEET HORSE ASS
>tfw gay>tfw have to pretend to be straight in front of friends
>>7707562It gets so lonely being evil....
>>7707512>not having vibro-blades as standard-issue melee weapons for lobstermen
>people defending OCs and anthro being posting in mlpgmlpg why
>>7707550>>7707528WaitWhere did this come from?
>>7707568Holy shit...I would wear it.
>>7707568What would happen if I put the crown on my dick?
>>7707455>head is too far backIs this more to your liking?
So how about that Spike episode huh?
>>7707545>you will never have to wear pony boxers because your pair finally got worn out and they don't make human boxers in Equestria because there aren't any humans there
>>7707585are you that rarifag that thinks he's better than everyone else?go away
>>7707538I usually see as that Merriweather has the tendency to either add in mad or OOC moment, hence why Angel is being a fucking brat in PYHD. Angel is still an asshole in Sidekick though when HE did not give Spike a chance to puff his tail and just ran off.
>>7707555You're not alone, anon.Straight pride worldwide.
>watching Clerks 2>have to pretend to not be aroused during the Donkey scene
>>7707594No, the tits are too big
>>7707585>people bitching about pointless shit when it clearly doesn't make the quality of the thread worse, not counting the people bitching about itmlpg why
>>7707509>"Zzzzo zzzeees felingzz zee are reprezzentive of zoor love fzor zoor svarm queen, zzza?">'...I guess?'
>>7707585Because idiots like Corwin and GG and SB and Mewball and Art-Anon and this new fuck all seem to be beloved by this shit heap.At least we got rid of SB, the others will be next.
>>7707593Your dick becomes the new kind og the swarm, and you its willing servant.
>>7707605>Clerks 2What a disappointment that was
>>7707615so no new art?
>>7707594that was unexpected
>>7707466I'm a Flutterfag and think she deserved it. You're crossing a line when you start enabling your pets like that.
>>7707594that head still looks too far back on her body...
>>7707581It wasn't even past year one yet. I had only just unlocked that tech and was playing on Superhuman.
>>7707625I dunnoThe girl was hot as fuck.
>>7707587>>7707602uh, pretty sure art-anon made that.
>>7707556I really like the changelings.
>>7707626Not at this cost.
>>7707518well I loved it
>>7707632I doubt you are one.
>>7707560>Le reddit OC's
>>7707615>Driving away drawfagsSo who are you going to request for art when we're all gone? Bronies?
>>7707594That was clever.It makes me think of a Bog-Hag, like the ones in the Oriental Adventures book for D&D3e.
>>7707635Might have something to do with the body shape being controlled by a changeling.Those things can probably morph into all kinds of monstrosities.
>>7707641where did changelingbro hop off to? He liked them too.
>>7707632I still felt really bad for her...
>>7707662is that really a valid excuse for anatomy like that?
>>7707509>>7707610>there is one changeling therapist that always says its patients are in denial>it doesn't matter what they say, they are obviously repressing something and trying to be combative
>>7707660>Implying Corwin, GG, Mewball, and Art-Anon aren't huge bronies.The first two draw fat anthro, the second two are frequently featured on EQD. What more do you need?
>>7707665That would be the best gang ever.
>>7707660Yeah, its post that you quoted are the one you should ignore, Zonk. They are just shitposters that does this a lot.
>>7707635>>7707662>>7707671>>7707621>>7707629did you people seriously not notice the facemask in the original one?holy shit some people are blind.
>>7707651I have a folder dedicated to Fluttershy and another for everything else pony-related.
>>7707660Zonk would please draw Celestia nomming some flowers gracefully and cutely?please?
>>7707660Hes the classic hateanon.All he wants to do is what /mlp/ wanted all along, kill off the general so 'our' drawfags are forced to go the their drawthreads.Even tho, most of them will just leave 4chan, as they always do.
Somebody should stream something
>>7707585>>77076150/10 will get replies
>>7707686I noticed it in the first image though.
>>7707686and yet her head still looks too far fucking back
>>7707694Is Wreck-it Ralph out yet?
>>7707679so you want this to be an empty thread about a 22 minute show?I just want to know if I'm right
>YayPonies - S03E11 720P/1080P iTunes Raw released
>>7707694i might stream venture bros later if people want me to
>>7707686In my defence I just drank some narcotic cough syrup
>>7707674>None of them can understand him at all.>Yet, he is the one therapist that is taken seriously.>Mostly because Chrysalis cannot understand him.>It's easier just to mind wipe drones into happy, but stupid drones.
>>7707709if it was i wouldn't be here.yeah i would.
>>7707679EQD does its own thing when it comes to featuring art - they don't even bother telling the artist when they do it.Saying that makes someone a brony is like saying someone's a redneck because they live within 1000 miles of a trailer-home.
>>7707711I want artists who don't draw fat anthros and who don't pander to bronies and who have some modicum of skill.
>>7707594>>7707425If you open both images and tab back and forth between them it's like she's doffing her hat at you as you pass her on the road.
>>7707694I hope you're the same person every nightI'm just imagining the general as a bunch of ponies arguing loudly and there's this tiny pony in the back whose only suggestion is always "somebody should stream something."
>>7707679>giving EqD the power to declare who is and who is not a brony>being this retardedpls leave.
>>7707725Fine.Corwin and GG are still absolute shit, and they still draw furries.
>>7707729have you thought of drawing then to show them that they are wrong?
>>7707736>>7707694nobody ever streams things I want to watch...
>>7707736its been me the past 2 or 3 times, dont know if other people do it too
>>7707679>he thinks i submit my stuff to eqd>he thinks anyone who draws pony is a brony
>>7707740Just ignore him. He's trying to pick a fight.
>>7707755Maybe tomorrow night, anon. I did the butterfly effect for people, I'm just about to sleep now.
>>7707694all this changelings stuff is kinda making me want to watch Starship Troopersor Roughnecks
>>7707755anon why don't you stream what you want to watch
>>7707729"I want artists to stop drawing what they want and only draw what I like"
>>7707668Sure it's out of line to do that to his owner but shit look at what she does for him. She's bringing it upon herself.
>>7707755What do you want to watch, anon?http://pastebin.com/nDaVgY5H
You know, it's kind of fun watching people respond to blatant trolling.
>>7707773You want to hang out with someone who draws fat anthro Femsnips? That shit's gross and not cute at all.
>>7707773"- but only if they're professional artists, I don't want any shitty amateurs drawing for me"
>>7707786I'd like to say it's fun to watch people who think acting retarded is trolling. But it's really just pretty lame.
>>7707786That is a dangerous attitude, anon.
>>7707806once you pop you can't stop
>>7707786I just want to know why he just says thing and doesn't take any action
>>7707785shaun of the dead
>>7707820He's from /b/ GG knows him from there
>trying to get artists to leave againi'm never brought up when these guys are in full swing and i always used to say i would never leave, but this shit really does get annoyingif you keep bitching over silly reasons you'll drive out drawfags that people actually like having around
I HATE EVERYTHING
>>7707825>the roofies kick in
>>7707832I think he draws too. Not sure if takes requests.
>>7707837But that's exactly what they want, anon.
being a student to a princess is probably hard
>>7707820What sort of action would he take beyond bitching about them? What the shitposters do is make it appear as if the entire thread hated a specific artist and if they're wusses they either get butthurt or just leave for the good of the thread (which obviously doesn't get any better at all since the shitposters just pick another target).
>>7707855Twilight just live in a library, not really doing any hard work.
>>7707837They want to kill the general, Anon.And they know that emotional drawfags are the way to do it.We are left with the grizzled assholes that have dealt with this shit before.And Ross.
>>7707855your sketches are balls
>>7707855being a princess is probably hard
>>7707785So do you guys have a decision?I don't want to stream if not many people are going to watch.
>>7707837It's not us though. It's autistic from outside the general.
>>7707855Celestia probably expects a lot, but she's always been there for Twilight. Sure it's hard, but with a caring teacher like her, it's probably not painful.
>>7707864if he doesn't like the stuff that some people draw, then why not make you own stuff to take away their attention
>>7707881Being in a princess would probably make me hard
>>7707855Surely she'd like to take a little break from being so intelligent, remember what it's like just to enjoy all the worldly pleasures she's been distracted from.Just one drop of this potion here...
>>7707884Stream your suicide, pls, and stop drawing fat furries.
>>7707878if everyone was as tough as jessy it wouldn't be an issue
>>7707899Please... No boner now...
>>7707901Seriously though, where is the hemipenis?
>>7707884SHAUN OF THE DEAD
>>7707892He doesn't dislike those artists, he does it solely to shit up the thread and make it worse for the rest of us. Most certainly none of the 3 dedicated shitposters have any actual problems with the drawfags, or even if they do, it's definitely not the motivating force behind their constant whining.
>>7707884it might be too late in the night for streams now
>>7707881It must be boring as fuck if one has to rise the sun and the moon fora 1000 years while attending all that business crap for her people.
>>7707879i knowbut to me that is perfectly paintable or lineartable so it doesn't bug me too much
>>7707886>The piss said they wanted to kill MLPG for the longest time after they got the /b/read killed.>After that the hateanons really cracked down on the contributors.>They quieted down immediately after we caught wind, but the hateanons continued to focus down artists.>And one by one, they have chased them away.
>>7707884i'll watch whatever, i'm bored as shitthat said i could go for flcl
>>7707884shawn of le dead i'd be down
>>7707886i wish that were true, but i'm fairly certain there are some anons here that actually want some contributors to leavefew and far between, i hope, but they are still there
>>7707931Except they can't win no matter what they do. We have some sensitive drawfags that can't think beyond what they see in a thread and or are depressed already, but many of them know what's going on and don't give a fuck.
>>7707928no kiddingshe'd have to take some time off every now and then or she'd go mad from the monotony of it all
>>7707931>>7707886>>7707837>>7707851>>7707878>they finally succeed>MLPG is completely empty of contributors>with no target to focus on, they turn on each other instead
>>7707905Or maybe Rarity sneaks a few drops of a special potion into Twilight's tea.As Twilight's body goes through voluptuous changes and her mind cloud, Rarity takes delicate and enthusiastic care to mold Twilight into a proper "lady"...
How did you guys come out?Seriously I want to know. Hwo do I acquire a qtbf without feeling shunned by society?
>>7707949Some men want to watch the world burn.
Alright, Shaun of the dead.Come on in.livestream.com/corwinschannel
>>7707970Oh shut up, Anon.
>>7707967The world doesn't change, Harmon. It just keeps turning.
>>7707969im not gay
>>7707960All work and no play makes Celestia a dull ponyAll work and no play makes Celestia a dull ponyAll work and no play makes Celestia a dull ponyAll work and no play makes Celestia a dull ponyAll work and no play makes Celestia a dull pony
>>7707986would you take her out for the day to have some fun for a change?
>>7707928Do you think she ever gets bored of dicks?
>>7707969I may watch a pony show for little girls, I may have a tumblr where I play with toys of pony's from that pony show for little girls, but i ain't gay.
>>7707901Wait, why is this dead though?Anyways, if you want feel, have this.
>>7707928why can't I stop staring...