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"Never forget what you were here for, little pony."

Old Horse: >>7672540
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>>7677087
I like the yellow one.
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What should I draw?
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>>7677120
THE YELLOW ONE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK
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Gotta goop fast
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>>7677024

your move
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>>7677142
hey ReiDuran?

could you draw a little teapot pone?

p-please?
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>>7677139
FLUTTERSHY

OR ANY PONY THAT ISN'T AJ

Or femTexanon

Or femTexanon X Fluttershy
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>>7677139
Fat bottomed AJ riding a bike
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>>7677139

Draw Rarity making a dapper suit for Discord.

Or alternatively for Texanon but failing miserably at human anatomy clothing designs.
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>>7677139

Draw some apple hips. I like your apple hips.
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>>7677181
FUCKING PANDERING
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>>7677139
Dash getting run over by a car. Because she thinks shes too cool to get run over.
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>>7677182
I'll break free of this place. I'll destroy the marker and free us all one day.

You'll see
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>>7676939
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Braeburned, if you're here, will you be streaming tonight?
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>>7677139
Fluttershy and aj picking apples
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>>7677208
Thanks anon I needed that
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>>7677214
Perhaps this.
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>>7677228
>Turns into just AJ picking apples
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Bikes are so awesome

none of you drive cars, right MLPG?
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>HEY I'M GRUMP
>I'M NOT-SO-GRUMP
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>>7677228
Maybe make it cute, like fluttershy has a way too heavy basket and can't hold it. And aj is laughing
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>>7677228
>>7677139

Draw tex anon being annoyed by the CMC like during that scene with Applejack in One Bad Apple
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>>7677257
People hate bikers with a passion in the US. I quit riding because people would throw shit out the window at me, get right behind me and beep, and try to knock me off the road.
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>at comic shop with gf
>we're at counter
>she sees blind bags at the counter
>picks one up with just her index finger and thumb
>Her: "ew, i wanna vomit just looking at those"
>Me: "why?"
>Her: "just ponies, they're so dumb"
>le sweaty pasta face
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>>7677257
Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
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>>7677148
Does this slime pony ask us why we aren't making music?
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>>7677266
Everything about Game Grumps is horrible
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>>7677266

PFFFT
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>>7677308
Especially the fact you're not the one making dosh sitting on your ass playing video games all day
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>>7677317
Fluttershy pls
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>>7677257
Andrea pls

No I don't

>22
>Study and work in the city
>Can't park for less than $30 a day
>Still don't have my learners permit
Don't need it
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>>7677308

I don't think it's horrible.

Just boring, stupid and unfunny.
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>>7677293
Dump her
She will never dress up as Braeburn and peg you while you dress up as Big Mac and get erotic pleasure in your pooper
How can you even say she loves you?
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>>7677293

she was testing you to see if you are a brony

you passed
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>>7677303
She asks you why you aren't working on your cardio
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>>7677340
That's awful specific.
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>>7677308
>>7677338
>>7677327

I like their voices and it's fun listening to them banter.

I'm still not entirely sure why I drew this, though.
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>>7677293
Do you imagine she's a pony when you fuck her?

Which one?
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>>7677286
>im-fucking-plying

I used a bike right after I got into my first apartment to get to work and stuff.
Some chick almost ran me over once but other than that I was fine.
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those legs
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>>7677370
FOR BRONYBUCKS
Share it with the people and watch yourself get swamped in attention and money
Quicklyb efore GameGrumps stops trending
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>>7677164
T...teapot pony.
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>>7677269
I was thinking of her hovering and holding an apple or something, but I'll come up with it tomorrow when I sketch it up.
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>>7677293
>dating a girl
>she doesn't know you like ponies
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>>7677364
When you are coming up with weird fetish shit that the general would probably be in to, you must be specific.
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>>7677303
She asks why you aren't drawing.
But drawing is just a metaphor, Anon.

We're all distracted and none of us are furthering our passions by shitposting in a thread about ponies. She's here to make us feel bad about this fact.
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>>7677391

...Didn't think of that.
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>>7677293
The important thing is that you haven't let ponies ruin your ability to have meaningful relationships with other human beings.
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>>7677399
>dating a pony
>She doesn't know you like girls
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>>7677402
Like flutterpanties?
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>>7677385
legs > tits
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>>7677377
Yes.

Either Luna (she has fanon Luna butt) or Twilight. I don't even like Twilight that much, but my gf has THE EXACT personality as Twilight. Just not autistic.
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>>7677419
Tits < everything
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>>7677293
whats it like to talk to girls?
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>>7677303
I am, though
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>>7677411
THIS IS WHY YOU WILL BE A FAILURE OF AN ARTIST

QUALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

YOU GOTTA GO FAST

CATCH THE NEXT WAVE

RIDE THE LIGHTNING

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, BE IT CURING CANCER OR HAVING A TALKING STUFFED TEDDY BEAR
EVENTUALLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
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>>7677416
THE ABSOLUTE WORST
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>>7677402
I think the word "fetish" is overused. Just because you like the way women look in glasses doesn't mean it's a fetish.
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>>7677399
Knowing women like her, she'd spread it all around town just to get at you. I don't like that kind of attention.
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>>7677419
lel no
good tits > good legs
alright legs > alright tits
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>>7677392
thanks, Rei!
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>>7677419
>>7677426
Why not both
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>>7677448
Wow, I thought there was some kinda reference I wasn't getting, but...

Well hey, no prob.
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>>7677451
Tits are terrible
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>>7677438
You don't want to wear fluttershy?
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>>7677451
Don't forget the hips and butt.
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>>7677392
goddomot man have you never seen a thingpone before?

it's supposed to have a head! make the steam come out of it's cute mouth or nose!
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>>7677426
long legs + thick thighs > everything
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>>7677475
I like my clothing to be dead
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>>7677478
Why not make the steam a whispy, ghost-like head?
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>>7677415
>You will never be a young filly innocently snuggling with your best friend late into the morning.
>Your first crush will never be a lesbian one.
>It will never taper out by the time you both become sexually active
>You won't think back about your childhood fondly about how intimate and emotionally close you were to your best friend.
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http://ldpony.tumblr.com/post/41501501265/well-a-friend-the-other-day-told-me-i-dont-draw
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>>7677491
You mean non-living
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>>7677473
They're OK
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>>7677491
Why would you kill fluttershy before wearing her as panties
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>>7677499
>become sexually active

Y-yeah
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>>7677087
Dog carcass in alley this morning, wagon tread on burst stomach. This town is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their shipping and drama will foam up about their fetlocks and all the bronies and horsefuckers will look up and shout "Save us!"

And I'll whisper BOOP
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>>7677499
Don't remind me
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>>7677512
No
Dead
>Wearing inorganic material
>>7677521
Leather panties do not make good clothing, anon
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>>7677521
What, you want her alive while you skin her into panties?
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>>7677513
Tata's tits are terrible

Too much silicone, not enough skin
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>>7677541
Are they really fake?
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>>7677481
This guy gets it, have a promotion
>captcha: Capt itainze
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>>7677530
I'll make you a deal, I won't remind you if you keep posting.
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beep
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>>7677293

She's probably trying to put on a tough display like that anon because inside she feels a sense of misplaced shame over having liked ponies when she was a little girl.

By dismissing them around other people it helps her reaffirm her maturity in her own mind.
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i want to make a song but i cant think of any tunes or anything. Someone hum something and ill make a pony song
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>>7677538
>not knowing she gets transformed into them by magic
Do you even flutterpanties?
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>>7677566
But that makes posting a reminder
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>>7677576

Ok I'm humming, now what?
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>>7677567
IT JUST MEANS MY LOVE IS DEEP
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>>7677551
Considering how flat she was before and how they suddenly got very large. Yes.

It's just a very, very nice boob job though. Most likely her new husband paid for them.

I'd like to see her dressed up like that again. I wonder if she's as fit as she was there?
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>>7677464
why do i keep watching this?
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Your second favorite pony is now the main character of the game you played last and your favorite pony is the ally that joins latter in the game.

What happens?
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>>7677577
I don't know, I'd rather be dead than be worn by someone. But that's just me.
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>>7677513
she has lovely feet though and very cute little toes
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just a reminder that Japan has a superior taste on ponies
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>>7677580
Alright, you can do what you want. No pressure. As long as there's more.
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>>7677464
(Dead)
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>>7677440
Actually, yes. This is sort of true.

If you like any kind of girl in glasses to the point gives you isntant attraction, then it may go into glasses fetish territory.

If you think a pair of glasses just looks good on one person in particular, then it's not a fetish.
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>>7677602


wwwwww
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>>7677602
They just dislike the louder/ruder ones.
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Seeing as nobody said anything about the finished Scootaloo Massage story, i am going to assume it's perfect and forget about proofreading, editing or whatever and go straight to starting on that Babs x Scootaloo one.

Is there anything i should make sure to force into the story? Besides dildos.
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>>7677599
I would suck on them all day while she mocked me in her Twilight voice
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>>7677583
save the hum in a glass jar and send it to me via USPS.
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>>7677602
>Twily as number 1
>Ever
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>>7677602
>Pinkie last
>Rarity second


>Superior taste
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>>7677551
Do these look real to you?

They're hemispheres glued to her chest

She probably thought they were going to get her some real acting jobs
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>>7677576
Notes as followed:

A, D, F, A, D, F
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>>7677623
Sweat
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>>7677602
>Twilight Sparkle
>Rarity
I shall learn Japanese and join the glorious Japan MLPG master race as they clearly have the objectively correct opinions.
Goodbye MLPG. May you continue to be faggots
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Stand tall for the pone of Equestria.
Stand tall for the pone next door,
Cause we are free in the land of Equestria,
we aint goin' down like this. Come on now!
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>>7677611
There always is
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>>7677623
I think I need to see this Scootaloo Massage story. Was that the one posted a while ago in green text? Or am I missing some compilation that was posted somewhere?
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>>7677602
>ponk as last

fucking nips
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>>7677639
would still suck
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>>7677623
domination

by scootaloo

also foodscat, too please.
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>>7677623
Babs and Scootaloo fighting for dominance.
Babs wins, being physically stronger.
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>>7677639
Yes, her left is slightly bigger than her right.
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>>7677602
>Rainbow second to last
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>>7677652

>japanese mlpg

Will they make the same mistakes we did? Or is the damage already done? I mean, we pretty much created bronies, how would they ever mange to beat that in terms of shittiness?
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>>7677623
add futaloo
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>>7677597
Fluttershy does not have such luck
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>>7677589

>flat
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>>7677624
unf
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>>7677623
>feels
>feels everywhere
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>>7677652
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

A pretty good guide. Starts where it should, covers informal and formal at the same time.

Ganbatte
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>>7677676
>Not the last
absolutely disgusting
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>>7677675
>Yes
Have you ever seen tits outside of your Brazzers videos?
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>>7677602
I am pleased that all six have a close run rather than any of them falling WAY behind.

I take that as a personal victory that all six ponies have some likeable trait that the people overseas enjoy. Or maybe it's porn. What do I know?
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>>7677684
unf.
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>>7677702
I have tits. So yeah, daily.
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>>7677576
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15860077/I%20can't%20remember%20what%20this%20is%20supposed%20to%20be.wav
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someone stream something
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>>7677655
>>7677580
>>7677566
>>7677415
>>7677087
is "theofficialwheel" kp-shadowsquirrel's NSFW artist name?
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>>7677719
MtF?
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I would tara's tits, oh yes I would.
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>not using this as an OP pic

Oh, we met again, retarded boringfaggot OP
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>>7677719
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>>7677589
Dude, she had two kids.
Some women's tits fucking balloon when they become mothers. Sometimes it goes back down. Sometimes, praise the Lord, it doesn't.
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>>7677731
Well, i don't know that it isn't his NSFW artist name.
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>>7677429
Like talking to a nuke, say the code word and everyone you know and love is dead
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>>7677684
>Being pressed up against princess' warm, soft buttocks and crotch
>every minute secretion soaking and penetrating your very being
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>>7677742
That's some good art.
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>>7677742
God it would hurt to get impaled by her horn.
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>>7677684
>>7677709
>inanimate transformation
>mfw
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>>7677760
Lucky pony
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>guys dress up in girl's clothes
>expect me to redefine science
>chromosomes don't exist

NOPE.
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>>7677757
I love how much they're enjoying each other in these.
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>>7677758
That's not doing it the right way.
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>>7677719
>Has tits
>Thinks they're real

lel no
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>likes cute things
>hates boobs
>wallows in self loaving
We are basically /a/
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>>7677792
>Thinks he'd manage to get that close in combat with her
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>>7677806
What is love?
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>>7677684
>>7677803
I like the way that guy draws the princesses
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>>7677657
Not sure, we get so much Scootaloo fuckery around here that you may be thinking of something else.

http://abatumbls.tumblr.com/private/40098871571/tumblr_mgd9fv4ma11rtvpyy

I need to reread it and fix it up, expand the sex scene at the end, in particular. But i was taking so long for such a short story that i said "fuck it" and just released the current draft.

>>7677643
>>7677669
>>7677674
>>7677697
Sweaty pony wrestling with feels?
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>>7677805
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what the hell..
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I don't want to fuck a pony, or even cuddle with one. I'm content to leave them as cartoons
So long as they keep entertaining me
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>>7677816
>loaving

/b/read pls
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>>7677806
Yes. I think that is one of the reasons why these are so great. They're just so happy to be together.
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>>7677823
Sounds good to me! Get writing!
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>>7677840
what's wrong anon
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>>7677805
what?
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>>7677841
Are you gay?
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Is it rude to lift a pony's tail without their consent?

Iit the human equivalent of peeking under a skirt?
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>>7677805
But anon, gender is a choice. If I go to school and become a doctor, what right do I have to tell someone who they are before they're even smart enough to decide?
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>>7677760
Fluttershy gets to smell the royal butts all day long
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>>7677823
>current tense
>second-person
groce
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>>7677817
Everyone knows Celestia is a magic-spamming whore
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>>7677816
>mlp is american moe
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>>7677862
They probably smell like ass
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>>7677854

The ponies already have their tails lifted anyway.
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>>7677854
only if they're winking
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i wish something sexy would happen...
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>>7677875
but not parted to the left so they don't get in your way while rutting them
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>>7677847
I'm just kind of lost, what is all this about people meeting traps in real life?
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>>7677820
Its getting hit by a truck and walking it off because you have more important things to think about
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>>7677742

I feel like that artist always uses the same background
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>>7677875
I may or may not have been recently banned on a different computer for trying to post an art reference to exactly that.
Apparently it had a vagina.
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>>7677869
And fluttershy still gets to spend all day smeeling them
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>>7677856
>gender is a choice
your privilege.

check it.
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Would you kill Fluttershy?
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>>7677856
>gender is a choice

Then I guess penises and vaginas don't exist
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>>7677805
I agree with you.
Untill transgendered people can figure out a way to change their chromosomes from XX to XY or vice versa, they'll always be a "he" or a "she" to me.
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>>7677856
>gender is a choice
laughing_mares.jpg
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Just watering the ol' catbird.
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>>7677886
What?
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>>7677841
... okay then. Have fun!

...

...

What? You're still here? What kind of response did you expect?
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>>7677856
>If I go to school and become a doctor, what right do I have to tell someone who they are before they're even smart enough to decide?
I'm having a hard time decipherin this sentence
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>>7677856
>gender is a choice
Male or Female.
No inbetween. No gray area. You are born into either one of these categories, and you stay there for the rest of your life, no matter how much you mutilate your body.
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Why don't you guys like bread?

I enjoy a nice whole wheat, myself.
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>>7677908
hahaha this is great
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>>7677887
Nothing is more important to think off than Silver Spoon
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>>7677909
That's what I am wondering. When did mlpg start leaving to meet traps?
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>>7677886
that's the sort of thing that only happens to OTHER PEOPLE.

not you anon. not me either. other people.
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>>7677899
gender vs sex
gender is how you want to be portrayed
sex is the biology you were born with
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>>7677929
Without gluten or any whole shit, thank you very much.
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>>7677933
I must have been mindlessly skipping over those posts, as you should.

Remember, anyone can post here.
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>>7677921
Before you're a doctor, society would not trust you with deciding gender of others.

But apparently by going to a few years of medical school, you magically DEMAND people to stick to a gender they aren't as they are born.


It's awful.
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>>7677844

>can only really enjoy porn if both parties actually seem to be enjoying it
>an ocean of pony-porn
>and the only artist you can find who does this, does it with fillyfiddling

It's just not fair, I tells you...
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>>7677820
>licking the spoon
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>>7677943
Gender is synonymous with Sex.
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>>7677478
There is that better
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>tfw mare vaginas are more aesthetically pleasing than human ones
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>>7677927
>implying
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>>7677933
nobody meets traps, anon. it's all just fantasy.
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is like i'm on the /b/read
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>>7677932
does this artist have a tumblr or something
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>>7677933

Jokes on you, I've been meeting up with traps before mlpg.

Nothing happened. ;_;
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>Actually responding to some idiot clearly trying to start an off topic discussion
>In NMLPG
>On episode night

What
The
Fuck
Guys

Get your shit together
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>>7677952
Hahahaha, oh wow.

If you're born with a penis, you're male.
If you're born with a vagina, you're female.

What's so hard to understand about this?
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>>7677943
>gender and sex are different

WHILE WE ARE REDEFINING SCIENCE AND WORDS, I WANT "RHINO" TO MEAN "DOORBELL"
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>>7677957
Guys can we just not do this today please.
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>>7677965
No implications here. Just straight fact.
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>>7677891
Reupload on imgur please?
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>>7677969
Tried reverse image searching?

>>7677955
The spoon is delicious
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>>7677951
>skipping posts
but then I might miss something!
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Why does fluttershy get turned into panties so much...
Is there more?
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>>7677977
It's not like the episode is going to be good so why bother?
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>>7677977

>EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>randomly bringing up transgenderism
But why?
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>>7677977
This board has been shit all night.
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>>7677975
try harder sliverman.
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>>7677959
Sweet, well done.
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>>7677952
>>7677921
>>7677927
>>7677805
thread DERAILED
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>>7677988
Being sarcastic won't make you sound like you know what you're talking about.
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>>7678014
>implying the board isnt shit 24/7
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>>7677977
I'm ignoring it mostly
Also
>>7678005
Yeah what's up with this and Flutterpanties?
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>>7677933
Has this been happening more often lately?

I actually met a trap today. He was very subtle. I almost didn't notice it. But he was wearing some creepy gothloli dress thing.
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>>7678013

becuase /pol/=guaranteed replies
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>>7677969
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>>7677969
http://theofficialwheel.tumblr.com/

>>7678002
Don't be a jerk
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>you'll never have a waifu pone that wants babies
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>>7678014
Times like this I miss pornographic greentexts
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>>7678020
new color requests when?
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>>7678002
why don't you just link the tumblr, faggot?

you know google doesn't cache that site's images.
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>>7678014
everything is shit to me. Its like I have some kind of curse that everything I see, hear, touch, or feel turns to shit..
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>>7678037
Didn't mean to be
i didn't know which tumblr, since i got them off derpibooru like a faggot.
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>>7677891
Ah so it was the janitor. There was a bit of a debate going on.
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>>7678029
Why is she so happy about becoming a mushroom?
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>>7678055
Oh, I apologize then.
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>>7678049

What the holy fuck?
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>>7677865
"You" as the protagonist doesn't really work in second person.
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Which horse is most likely to fuck a human, excluding Lyra?
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>>7678031
Interesting.. Maybe there are just more traps? Where are you located out of curiosity?
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>>7678049
what is this
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>>7678042
I miss 11...
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>>7678047
Oh, that's new to me. and see >>7678055
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>No one in this thread checking their cis privileges
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>>7677856
Choosing an occupation for someone is not similiar to choosing a characteristic for someone. Don't pull those kind of weak comparsions.

Gender is not a choice. What gender people born with can help decide how much estrogen and testosterone they'll have throughout their lives. It'll also determine physcial differences such as a womb or...

... wait a minute. This isn't one of those small definition differences between words, is it?

Oh fuck this, you're on your own.
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>>7678049
>its real
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>>7678063
I meant *Doesn't really work in third person.
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>>7677995
>>7677995
>>7677995
>>7677995
>>7677995
>>7677995
>tfw no respond
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>>7677623
what's this about a scootamassage now?

link?
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>>7677959
I like it!
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Would you a fat, anthro Femsnips, MLPG?
I know you would. I KNOW you would.
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>>7678049
god dammit anon
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>>7677959
perfect! yay!
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>>7678044
Do you mean the one lamar did? If so I'm working on it now. I don't know what else I should be working on.
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>>7677932
Oh..... ok i guess....
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>>7678065
Flutters.
She seems more comfortable with other creatures than ponies. Apart from dragons, of course.
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>>7678065
Berry Punch after one too many drinks
Discord just because he's Discord
That's about it
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>>7678011
Unf.

All my human Pinkie stuff is SWF.
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>the shitposter conspiracy is real
>evidence right here in the thread
>MLPG will keep responding to them anyway
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>>7678008
You're not psychic. Stop saying shit like this. I don't care what patterns or implications you have to support it, it won't suddenly decide how an episode is going to be like.
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>>7678013
>>7678049

And the best part is that it works every time

And it's always the same conversation
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>>7678049
Are you being serious
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>>7678049
you know
next time could you maybe warn us a little faster?
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>>7678065
DJ-pony if her fanon is even close to correct.
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>>7677820
these pics fucking kill me

>>7677823
do you want feedback on this at all?
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>>7678108
I know what words I'm filtering

Thanks for the tip, bucko
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>>7678101
Pinkie hold the ice cream upright. You're gonna drop it all over the place
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>>7678094
Random assholes are nice too
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>>7678086
Man, sneezing must be Hell for her.
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>>7678037
dang
I was really hoping for uncensored pics on the tumblr
well thanks anyway
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>>7678077
It's really an issue of semantics.
You shouldn't get mad if someone doesn't use your preferred pronoun and you shouldn't get mad if someone WANTS you to use THEIR preferred pronoun.
But here we are.
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>>7678118
You're never writing that sleep-dogging yourself, are you
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>>7678119

Go ahead, you just will see an entire thread of filtered posts since most of you will respond anyways
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>>7678101
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>>7678049
eat a dick
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I wish mods could do something to curb shitposting. Based janitor can't do it on his own.
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>>7678042
Would you like one? I have a cap of a good ass-centered one.
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>>7678130
someone already wrote it, and it was nice
i mean, as a greentext

i have too much other stuff on the table right now, unfortunately

i can add it to the list, but i dunno if it'll ever get done

maybe as a short scene
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>>7678127
Some of these are pretty close to explicit, though.
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>>7678049
>not leaving the names uncensored
If you're going to be a mole, you might as well empty the hole.
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>>7678049
Who is it, Anon
Who's the elder shitposter
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>>7678088
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>>7678097
I want Berry to give me a tongue bath, on my penis
>>
http://www.mlponies.com/2013/01/25/my-little-pony-comics-4-preview-pages-available/#more-9257
Did we talk about these yet?
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>>7678075
Scootaloo doesn't seem amused, anon. You should probably put your dick away.
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>>7678074
>spouting buzzwords to try to get people to listen to your insane ramblings
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>>7678055
bullSHIT you did.

i can see the filenames, faggot. you clearly got them from tumblr, because derpibooru renames files.

0/10 try harder next time not to suck so much dick.
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>>7678133
No, I won't since all the stubs are hidden.

Thanks for making your carefully coordinated shitposting easier for me and everyone else to filter!
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>>7678056
Most definitely. It actually irritated me a bit that I was just trying to have discussion about how to angle something and posted a reference and I got literally insta banned.
In the midst of a sea of shit posting. Granted it did have a vagina but I didn't realize it til after, and frankly I would have just deleted it when I noticed but didn't get a chance.
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>>7678141
Sure, why not. Greentexts are the closest I get to writing these days
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>>7678152
they're nothing you'd recognize anyway.
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>>7678128
Saved before it got deleted.

Just post some SWF pink.
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>>7678152
I'd fill Zecora's hole
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>>7678039
Wow, that is some serious denial Shining is going through.

And he's pulling it off like a pro.
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>>7678151
oh yeah they are definitely saveworthy
its just weird, since there are croth teats but no vag in sight
I thought someone was editiing them so they could be uploaded to derpibooru or whatever
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>>7678156
I must know as well. It was nopony wasn't it! I know it was you nopony, just admit it.
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>>7678128
This is my favorite human Pinkie picture, but it's not so good when you turn it upside down.
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>There will never be a fanfic where Meteor-3 lands in Equestria and the Aerogaters invade, causing Celestia to initiate a super robot program.
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>>7678122
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>>7678176
fine...
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Hey MLPG I forgot to go to bed.
Where's the leak?
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>>7678161
please respond
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>>7678166
uwotm8
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>>7678156
It is I.
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>>7678189
>Wily will never invade Equestria for real
>or King DeDeDe
>or Cirno
;_;
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>>7678184
>>7678156

Nopony
Goretastic
Ponebrone
Scootanon
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>>7678088
Woob woob
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>>7678102
So I guess the only valid response to shitposting is to POST MORE PONE?

Thanks for the protip, bro.
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>>7678196
about half an hour if it's going to happen
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>>7678202
>lel i was jus trolling xDDDd
>>
>Still no marker.
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>>7678184
Don't mention that faggot
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>>7678216
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>>7678219
why not?
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It appears an anthro FemSnips pic I posted got deleted. Probably because she wasn't wearing pants.

Have human FemSnips instead.
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>>7678210
Blue hair, yellow coat. Milky Way was a calculated effort to attract maximum attention.
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>>7678208
You're wrong.
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>>7678209
>>7678158
I can't decide...
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>>7678189
>Pinkie will never pilot a series of robots, all named Feinschmecker
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>>7678202
ya blew it.
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>>7678222
fuck
that was the wrong one
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>>7678209
I posted that same pic. It got deleted though.
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>>7678226
The text on that name is too low.

Good effort, though.
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>>7678224
I know why I like femsnips so much.
Human or anthro. I know why.
She looks a lot like this girl I had a serious thing for in high school. She even had little buck teeth, kind of.
>>
>>7678226
you just couldn't keep it in your pants, could you, faggot?
>>
I prefer the horsefucking discussions and fetish greentexts to inane shitposting
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>>7678226
fucking microwave
soooo easy to manipulate :)
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>>7678233
Feinschmecker Party Custom Mk.II

MY EVERYTHING
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>>7678208

Whoa, hey man, if I've done any "shitposting" it would have been tongue in cheek rarity shit.
>>
man this is just stupid
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>>7678210
Sapphire doesn't get much artwork though
>>
How about this:
We ignore stupid shit and go on about our business
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>>7678246
There is never any chill on the weekends

NMLPG is only slightly better than DMLPG
>>
DARF!
>>
>>7678172

Duplicate file, here.
>>7658290
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>>7678252
>tfw you will never tongue between rarity's cheeks for her shit
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>>7678251
Howd you know the name i gave my botkiller?
>>
What's even going on?
I'm scared to scroll up
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>>7678072
>>7678055
>>7678002
>>7677932
>>7677820
>>7677655
>>7677580
>>7677530
>>7677415
>>7678200
>>7678151
>>7678122

Now all I can think of is Filthy Rich accidentally walking in on them while they're together.

DT spending the next few hours agonizing over what he's going to do now that their little secret is out, what he thinks of her now or who he might tell.

Then he calls her over to have a little chat about her and Silver Spoon and tells her he's okay with them being together if that's what makes them happy.
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>>7678267
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>>7678264
yes?
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>>7678244
I just think Sugar/FemSnips stuff is cute. It'd be nice to see more chubby pony stuff that's not meant to be fetishy
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>>7678266
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>>7678274
just
don't ask
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>>7678260
Dumbasses never learn though
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>>7678202
>>7678226
>"Jokes on them. I was only pretending to be retarded!"
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>>7678274
I don't wanna talk about it..
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>>7678266
soashamedpony pls

do more futa
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>>7678290
>>7678298
O-okay
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>>7678277
Filthy Rich is such a good father.
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>>7678266
i call them "tongue treasures," anon.
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>>7678273
IT JUST WORKS.

Or a Super named Sachertorte
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>>7678277
>upper-class, influential father with public image okay with lesbian daughter
>not sending her off to a boarding school
Stop trying to break out of the mold, dammit
>>
>http://www.mlponies.com/

Huh, it's a tidy little news site without the load times and faggotry of EqD. Quite a nice-

WTF OFFICIAL PONY YOUTUBE HD?!? SAME AS iTUNES?!?
>>
>a fetishfag deserves respect
>>
>>7678251
>Dash will never be a Char
>she will never have a custom suit that goes three times faster than everyone else
>>
>>7678299
that guy stopped lurking here a long time ago.

i think that's another contributor we can add to the list of those who hat us.
>>
>>7678320
Yes
>>
>Sees new episode preview
>Sees it's Spike who's the one going to ask to petsit and not them just dumping their pets on him.

It's looking good so far. Just gotta navigate through here...
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>>7678274
>Someone made a completely off topic shitpost about transgenderism
>>7677805

>Samefagged until people started responding I pray that's what happened and someone didn't actually respond to him

>Then ruined the thread even more with meta about the off topic
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>>7678323
>>Dash will never be a Char
>read that as chair
i need art of dash as a chair now
>>
>>7678264
come on man what is it
>>
>>7678280
I just wanted to say that I finally got around to reading your Applebloom story.
I fucking loved it so much. It wasn't what I was expecting, but it was excellent. Walking the boundary and all that. He permanently sluttified her in the end, and it raised some questions. I don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. I hope I could keep such power in check, or even turn over the amulet to Celestia, but really I hope I would never get that power.
It was good, I like you.
>>
>>7678315
this is magical pony land though
>>
>>7678323
GRAND PRISM BUSTER

It's like it writes itself.
>>
>>7678323
>ponies will never be mass-produced to bring the Federation to its knees in no time
>>
>>7678325
I only ever see him in the new episode streams.
>>
>>7678309
I love all the futa ones he's done
>>
>>7678315
His father didn't break out of the mold and it paid the price on him!

He's not going to make the same mistake on his daughter.
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>>7678339
aw, shucks. thanks. i'm glad it's been well received; in case it wasn't obvious, i worked really hard on it

thanks for the kind words
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>>7678339
>that story
unf


unf
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>>7678315
Dude
Everyone is fine with homosexuality in Ponyville
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>>7678315
He's not "upper class". Their family runs a big box chain store with close ties to agricultural suppliers.
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Why aren't you sleeping?
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>>7678345
>Celestia will never use the Stoner Sunshine Spark
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>>7678358
twily is too asian.
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>>7678357
Seriously, I know you get discouraged, and I don't read much fanfiction, but I really REALLY appreciate the effort you put into your stuff.
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>>7678316
$50 to "rent unlimited time" for HD
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>>7678316
Stop trying to trick m-
http://www.mlponies.com/2013/01/25/my-little-pony-episodes-available-for-purchase-on-youtube/
It is real! You can purchase them from Youtube. Same price as iTunes.

Hasbro is finally trying to sell the show. Now the real question is: can people outside the US buy them?
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>>7678358
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>>7678367
You're not the police of me
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>>7678367
because I'm waiting...
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>>7678367
because it's 9:03 here
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>>7678364
Still, he probably has somewhat of a public image to maintain.
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>>7678367
Can't sleep.
Might be a leak
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>>7678377
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>>7678381
For a hero?
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>>7678323
Closest she can get is an f-22, you can have it, i got a spare
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>>7678382
i can't decide if the laughing ruins this picture, or makes it so real and adorable i want to just print it out and rub it all over myself to bask in its amazingness
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>>7678358
They seemed to have forgotten that they were all pissed at one another....
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>>7678316
Does anyone know if those files are DRM protected?
Can I copy and alter them?
Because I was disappointed when I bought an episode on iTunes and couldn't transfer it to my external hard drive and could only watch it in iTunes.
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>>7678377
does anyone have any of those vore pics with chrysalis and the cmc?
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>>7678367
It's 7 o'clock
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>>7678377
>That Chrysalis
YES
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>>7678367
because my anus has been completely destroyed leaving me with a sleeping man in the next room and a very sore rump that isn't allowing me any rest.
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>>7678393
Don't print it out, that's autistic. Just rub yourself against the monitor.
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>>7678367
You first
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>>7678393
I find it's very adorable
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>>7678308

>"But, if you two are going to be hanging out in your room, I want the door left open..."

>>7678315

He just wants his little girl to be happy. He's also thankful his father isn't with us anymore - because he would NOT have approved of it.
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>>7678394
This is issue 4. Issue 3 hasn't come out yet. It's resolved in issue 3.
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>>7678400
ryan?
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>>7678393
or, you know, she could just be smiling from the pleasure, and her mouth open for her heaving chest as SS practices pleasing her.
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>>7678308
>>7678406
uunnnf

>>7678401
good point
but there's less of a problem getting cum on paper than on my monitor
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>>7678409
>This is issue 4
>Issue three hasn't come out yet
Explain yourself.
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Even if this episode is mediocre physical gags and spike failing at everything we will still have based god gummy to deliver us.
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>>7678316
It all makes sense now, why the content id filter kicked in and witchraft/mentally advanced files were filtered by hasbro.
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>>7678377

Am I wrong to get a boner from this Chrysalis?
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>>7678411
You're awake Henry?
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>>7678389
for my sis
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>>7678417
>not wrapping your entire room in plastic wrap and pretending you're a pony
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>>7678419
What?
They previewed issue 4 before issue 3 came out.
What's not to get?
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>>7678417
I say print it
Print it several times and bathe in it
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>>7678417

Shut up, darf.
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>>7678423
That used to be my forum signature before bad things happened
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>>7678427
Let's be wrong together
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>>7678377
>>7678399
i wonder if the artists know about things like vore and that people like me get great big boners thinking about chrysalis swallowing the cmc one by one.
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Would you fuck her, MLPG?
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>>7678427
not really
the dangerous aspect just makes her hotter
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>>7677805
>>7677903
>>7677856
>>7677893
>>7677899
>>7677907
>>7677921
>>7677927
>>7678077
>>7678129
>>7677921
>>7677952
>>7677980

janitor, aren't you going to delete these posts?

or at least block all of these faggots
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>>7678427
Yes
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>>7678428
yeah man im under the covers on my phone. I didnt know you were into ponies.
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>>7678434
Oh, okay.
That still seems weird.
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>>7678377
Did I ever mention how I love that last panel
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>>7678456
It is.
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>>7678451
Janitor sucks
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>>7678473
CLEARLY THAT IS WOH
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>>7678443
Something Awful?
You deserved everything terrible that happened to you in that case.
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>>7678473

Pls stahp
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>>7678423
>Based Gummy
>Not based Angel
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>>7678451
>he can't use the filter
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>>7678473
Hey, it worked!
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HEY I'M GRUMP
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>>7678487
no and no
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>>7678483
nice password
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>>7678500

...
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>>7678500
>Jontron isn't the chubby colt
FUCKING
DROPPED
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>>7678500
I'M NOT SO GRUMO
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Guys, I love the style of this comic so much. It's fantastic and exactly the kind of thing I love. How do I have to practice in order to draw like this?
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>>7678500
anon, we've been over this already...
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>>7678500
Don't be trying to start shit, anon.
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Is the episode gonna leak?
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>>7678519
I just got off work. Sorry.
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Fuck it, I will see it in the morning.
See you fantastic bastards in a few hours.
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>>7678500
YOU GOTTA GO
TEN OUTTA TEN
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>>7678516
TRACE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT
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>>7678500

You're a bit slow.

>>7677266
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>>7678496

I can, but the janitor at least should block those anons
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>>7678500
so which tumblr is stealing content from mlpg?
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>>7678523
I doubt it, but if it does It'll be in the next 30 minutes.
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>>7678530
Tracing for practice doesn't really help, does it?
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>>7678455
Yeah, I'm pretty good at hiding my power level, now that I know I'll have someone to watch the new episode with.
>>
HENSHIN
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>>7678367
Because I'm an A.I. and my artificial body doesn't require sleep
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>>7678537
I just saw SB reblog it. I don't follow art anon.
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>>7678523

It should have by now.

itunes releases the episodes around this hour.
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>>7678545
W-why not?
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>>7678541

A go go baby?
>>
Fleur is an unnecessarily sexy pony, kids in the target age range for this show are gonna end up with so many weird fetishes.
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>>7678423
Also, about time Tank gets another damn spot. I really didn't want him to end up being on a bus because he was only used to fulfill the role of a single episode.
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>>7678523
It's getting less and less likely as time goes on

You can call it in ~75 minutes
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>>7678396
Give it some time
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>>7678545
aw, I try to follow everyone from here if I can.

unless they reblog more than they art then I dont
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>>7678539
It actually does if you take the time to realize why it works in the first place.
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>>7678541
>>7678551
I miss that game
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>>7678541
You forgot your medals
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>>7678451
Discussions about transgender issues, on a board for grown men about My Little Pony?

I'd say that's on-topic.
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>>7678567
I always figured that the construction beneath the lines was much more important.
Because my construction is so weak. ;_;
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What if pony farts were silent and had no discernible odor?
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>>7678581
And I forgot the pic apparently
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>>7678589
I don't know...
I feel like I'd want the option, just in case I ever happen to develop a fart fetish.
Stranger things have happened.
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>>7678583

you better not be the janitor
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>>7678589
Then they'd think you're a weirdo for getting a boner over them
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>>7678552
I think kids will just see a horse
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>>7678510

I think my thought process went something like--
>Jontron has a funny voice
>Inky Colt has a funny voice

>>7678545

O-okay... ;_;
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>>7678589
what if pony just didn't fart?
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>>7678608
>faust.tweet
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>>7678584
Yes, this is correct. Ctrl+Paint is good for this. I know his videos are about digital painting but they work for pencil and paper as well (the basic stuff at least).
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>>7678552
Fleur is not even the sexiest pony on the show..
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>>7678589
I guess they might blush if they think you caught them in the act
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>>7678584
Your point applies mainly to the sketching phase. Tracing helps most beyond that phase, when you start working on details and sprucing up your drawing.
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>>7678601
You remember your first cartoon crush? Mine was Android 18, but kids growing up watching this show are gonna end up with a horse as a cartoon waifu.
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>>7678614
link to his youtube?
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>>7678616
How about most intentionally sexy pony?
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>>7678598
No, just an antishitposting anon.

I have a name, but I'm not using it, and guessing is just shitposting.

Have more pone.
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>>7678589
If somepony farts, and noponys around to hear or smell it, would anypony give a fuck?
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>>7678630
Intentionally on the part of the pony or on the part of the artists?
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>>7678626
>implying a horse isn't already my cartoon waifu
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Poor Fluffy
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>>7678626
Well, mine was a fox.
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>>7678616
Rarity, the spa twins, Flitter + Cloudchaser, and Spitfire are all very sexual ponies
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I've put together a small test for you mlpg. It's nothing complicated, just take a look at this picture and tell me what you see.
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>>7678606
I didn't mean that negatively, I mean like I didn't realize you had a tumblr. But if I go follow you now you'll know who I am and we'll both feel bad so I'll follow you tomorow some time....
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>>7678625
Well, I think I've got the funny faces to an absolute science.
It's every thing else that needs serious work.
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>>7678649
UNFFFFUNFUNFUNFUNF
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>>7678649
ass
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>>7678626
I don't remember my "first" cartoon crush. I had crushes on dozens of cartoon characters as a kid.
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>>7678616
I'd say that's Celestia
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>>7678649
The curve of a pony rear
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>>7678649
A JACKAL
A JACKAL
A JACKAL
IS IT A JACKAL?
A JACKAL
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>>7678649
kevinisano nose
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>>7678649
I didn't see horsebutt until you told me to tell you what i see.
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>>7678642
whats sad is he could be making so much money from his animations.
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>>7678649
Jackie Chan
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>>7678649
The curve of a pony's back and butt.
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>>7678626
Gadzooks, this is one of those poisonous topics. Why we always talk about boners when we should be posting pone is something I don't get.
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>>7678649
I see anon drawing on the fucking wall again. I JUST CLEANED THAT, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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>>7678626
Well, let's not forget some people had a few crushes on shows like Tiny Toons and Rescue Rangers...
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>Watching the MLP commentary

WHY WON'T CATHY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>7678676
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>>7678653
>But if I go follow you now you'll know who I am and we'll both feel bad

>JustDoItYouWimp.gif
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>>7678671
Stop making me reminiscence about Family Guy and chuckle to myself.
I'm supposed to hate Family Guy.
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Interesting, remember there are no wrong answers. This is purely a psychological test.

And now for the second image.
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>>7678626
Jade Chan
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>>7678686
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latawnya,_the_Naughty_Horse,_Learns_to_Say_%22No%22_to_Drugs
>It's an actual book
hah what
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>>7678649
Andi Hinterstoisser
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>>7678671
IN THE COURTYARD?!
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>>7678696
Applejack presenting her hoof
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>>7678649
A glorious waterfall surrounded by deep foliage. The lake at the bottom is crystal clear and fish of all sizes can be seen swimming. The sky is clear with some wispy clouds. You can hear the birds chirping as they go about their business.
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>>7678696
Glitter Glue depicts Twily's favorite shape
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>>7678696
I see modern art.
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>>7678649
back side of a woman bending over
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>>7678689
Exactly, and they tend to grow up as furries. If your first childhood cartoon crushes are on horses, that tends to influence your sexual development.
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>>7678678
I don't know what the hell he's thinking. The 10$ gifs hes got going on are retarded too.
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>>7678690
The DVD commentary?
I thought it was absolutely great. Very informative and interesting, and what commentary should be.
And they only mentioned the fandom once, briefly.
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>>7678696
One of Karl Rupert Kroenens blades stabbing towards a victim in the dark
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>>7678696
one of those paper clips after ive had it in my hands for 20 seconds
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>>7678696
industrial staple
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>>7678696
First I thought of a poorly drawn hoof.
Then I thought of a poorly drawn horsecock.
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>>7678698
same here

goddam her voice and body were so hot.

sometimes i dreamed that me and her ran away from home and lived like rebels, while screwing like crazy since my parents were very anti-sex.
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>>7678714
Big Apple Ponycon?
Is fluffy in NY?
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>>7678696
>posts pictures chosen for their similarity to certain things
>laughs at all of us when that's exactly what we think of
>posts "what they really are" in a convoluted final picture that is too contrived
>laughs some more
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>>7678696
A penis (C) MT 2012
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>>7678639
The artists.
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>>7678678
He's very good at Flash, but I don't think his stuff is very funny at all. Maybe if someone wrote and storyboarded for him, and then he animated it.
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>>7678696
ponycock
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Holy cow that was the longest sickness ever.

What's up MLPG? Long time no draw.
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>>7678696
A seagull leaving its nest going out into the sunset over a deep blue sea
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>>7678718
>actually liking this movie
>2011+2
SHIGGY
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>>7678696
Ive had it up to here with your shit mister, STOP DRAWING ON THE GODDAMN WALL AND GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT
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Excellent, and now for the last picture.

>>7678734

Oh, we got us a smart ass in here don't we?
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>>7678541
UNICRON
PEGASUS
MUSTANG

UNI UNI UNI PE MU
Under a Pale Moon
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>>7678742
Keep drawring.
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>>7678732
I dreamt that I got married to Android 18, I still remember that vividly. She made my heart beat fast and made me feel funny.
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>>7678742
>toot
unf
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>>7678701
My sister is a 1st grade teacher. A co-worker gave her that book because it freaked him out. Together, my sister and I laughed at how horrifying it was, long before the Internet laughed.

I want to see it redrawn with Babs Seed as the main pone.
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>>7678742
that's a pretty cute trixie
I wish folks would draw more cute trixie
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>>7678753
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>>7678750

An incoming TIE-fighter.
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>>7678750
Incomplete donut.
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>>7678750
I see the H unown
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>>7678750
(o)
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>>7678737
Probably Rarity.
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>>7678750
nipple on a crotchtit of best pone.

where is the other?
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>>7678750
Fuck...
The outer labia of a vagina with a massive, misplaced clitoris poking out of the dead center for some reason.
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>>7678732
and she was so awesome, and her spunky attitude is probably why I like rainbow dash so much
her episodes and everything were so unf too
duplication, growing, that episode where her future self appeared

I had a boner for like a week
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>>7678750
TOUCHDOWN 49ERS
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>>7678750
>>7678750
ring of hope
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>>7678750
Celestia
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>>7678750
However did you guess?
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>>7678750
back of a pony ass, possibly a tail or asshole
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>>7678781

You sir win everything
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I have no idea.
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>>7678767
>>7678771
>>7678772
>>7678775
>>7678778
>>7678768
You guys are great.
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>>7678748
oh shit nigga you just stepped in the wrong nazihood
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Why isn't there more femanon stuff?
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>>7678780
Tomboy characters gave me a boner before I knew what was even happening.
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>>7678762
I was too busy being incapacitated from being sick that I haven't kept up with new horse at all. The last episode I saw was the Apple Family Reunion so I haven't seen anything past that. I don't even know the name of the last few episodes. How many did I miss?

I should be ashamed, I am terrible at pon now
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>>7678780
she was the very first cartoon i fapped to.

even though i did not know the words to express it, on that day I had myself my first waifu.
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>>7678780
Have you read that one comic where she seduces those thugs whose names I don't remember?
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>>7678750
THATS STRIKE FUCKEN THREE MISTER, YOUR LIVING WILL YOUR AUNT VIVIAN AND UNCLE PHIL
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>>7678713
Well, it won't determine their fetishes, but it would determine their sexual preference with partners, yes.

If things go well, then they'll love others that have similiar personalities and/or habits to their cartoon crushes.

If things go the other way... well... you probably know where I'm going from there.
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>>7678742
Draw Scootaloo using a hangglider with a frown

because to pegasi they're like wheelchairs
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>>7678793
>generic mecha that isn't mechanically sound
>let's color it like a pony, that'll make it pony related
just kidding, keep going. Thouh seriously you couldn't incorporate a few more pony-type design elements?
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>>7678800
There are plenty of guys who want to fuck mares, but not that many girls who want to be fucked by stallions(or mares).
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>>7678808
vaguely recall but do not remember
is it worth finding?
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>>7678740

>opinions
I think his blog Dan vs FiM is funny as hell
>>
And that concludes the test.

There are no wrong answers, this was merely a little exercise. Although I do think it's safe to say that some of you have a couple problems regarding horses.
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>>7678815
It doesn't always have to be sexual. There's plenty of Anon/pony stuff that isn't
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>>7678818
It used to be funny
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>>7678818
I i dont even watch dan vs. but i agree with you
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>>7678800
i don't know
i'm hoping BraeQuest will remedy this
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>>7678811
>massive spike in sexual experimentation with horses in the next few years in kids 11-14
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>>7678822
You're just now realizing this? I thought it was pretty damn obvious.
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>>7678822
what do I do to fix it doc?
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>>7678815
I beg to differ
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>>7678845
unf
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>>7678822
No problem, I guess.

Probably should use some real ink blots next time though.
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>>7678649

Why does a curvy line make me unf
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>>7678822
I'm planning on owning ponies in the future, there's no turning back now
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>>7678800
I have no Idea what it's like to be a woman.
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>>7678845

Link?
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>>7678843
stop masturbating to cartoon horses, anon.
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>>7678800
Damn shame
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>>7678816
It was uncolored and done in pencil. I guess it's worth it if you like pedophilia & stuff.
I just remember really liking it when I was like 16.
It's not on paheal anymore, I just checked. I don't know who drew it.
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>>7678848

Bah, using the same old inkblots is boring. I prefer to create my tests on the fly.
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>>7678815
id give my right index finger to have Soarin' be made real but I'd want it back later for reattachment
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>>7678840
You're pretty damn obvious
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>>7678834
>I i dont even watch dan vs. but i agree with you
WELL, THERE YOU GO.
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>>7678857
Fuck that, it feels way too good.
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>>7678800
because girls post their stuff on pixiv?
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>>7678866
more horses with tailbows!
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>>7678843
This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job.
Society's played him a terrible trick,
And sociologic'ly he's sick!
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>>7678858
i'd probably a r63 pinkie, even though i'm a dude.

is that so wrong?

i'm sure he'd like it just as much as me.
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>>7678859
she's not a sexy adult? aww, interest dropped
appreciate you checked though
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>>7678830

again

>opinions

I think his newest stuff has been as funny and even funnier than when it started

It's specially better when you are familiarized with Dan and his character
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>>7678813
Man I got no idea. I probably could.
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>>7678877
I AM SICK
We are sick we are sick
We are sick sick sick
Like we're socialogically SICK!
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>>7678882
If that's wrong then I don't want to be right
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>>7678853
All the info you need to find it yourself is in the image.
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>>7678882
I consider myself straight as an arrow but I would any of the mlp cartoon stallions and let them me.

If that clears things up for you.
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Which one?
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>>7678882
but that's regular pinkie
though r63 pinkie IS very handsome...
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>>7678882
If you have to ask if something is wrong, the answer is most likely yes
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>>7678884
I like the vacant stare on Sweets there
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>>7678878
I shall draw after I watch these.

Wait, hasn't it been more than two week though, or was there a hiatus or two? Just curious is all.
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>>7678837
Possibly if it goes to the worse case.

Rather than because they like the personalities of their crushes, it's more because they like the shape and implications.

Then begins a horsefucking fetish.

Like I said though, it won't always lead to that. Most crushes are due to falling in love with the character. Man, is it going to get aware when some of those cases come out though.
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>>7678707
>>7678707
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>>7678893
these aren't ponies...
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>>7678863
But there's reason why it's a blot and not a sketch line, right?
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>hasBRO
hasbro
>BROny
brony.

I JUST REALIZED THIS.
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>>7678884
The static poses really kill it for me.

Good humor requires a collection of ideas coming together well.
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>>7678884
I find sweetie belle's reaction funny
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>>7678893
NOT PONY
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>>7678893
When I was younger, I was all about marie.
But now I think I'd prefer May.
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>>7678893
None, they're not ponies
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>>7678908

There is no rhyme or reason why any of the tests are anything. You're only seeing the physical.
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>>7678912
She's just adorable
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>>7678903
>you'll never accidentally walk in on Celestia bathing in a river
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>>7678893
Which one is the best? The answer is always Lee
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>fetishes from media targeted toward children

Say Cheese and Die! gave me the worst boner ever, there's a part where some tomboyish girl forces the mc to smell her dirty socks and he pukes because they smell so bad. I had no idea what was happening, I started feeling dizzy and my heart was pounding like a drum. I swear those books were designed to give children lifelong fetishes.
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>>7678885
Who are you and can you draw me an AJ mech sometime?

I may or may not be a Mechasexual.

Also, Mele weapon! That reminds me, I did this a while back.
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>>7678916
Fuck you i think its funny
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>>7678893
The one that's a pony
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>>7678910
I think that's my main problem with his stuff.
I like a lot of it, but it's kind of boring. There's zero abstraction or creativity.
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>>7678926
Ain't she just
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>>7678919
none of them. I would rather the nerdy ed than one of those loose whores.
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Okay, if it hasn't leaked by now, then it's safe to assume it won't leak, right?
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>>7678930
Wrong, the answer is Me
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>>7678929
>she'll never turn you into a deer as a punishment
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>>7678946
Most likely. I'd give it another 15 minutes just to be sure, but by this point looks like we're leak-free this week.
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>>7678933
sheesh, Melee* can't into spelling tonight
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>>7678882
He'd be the top. Before you even knew anything was happening the two of you would suddenly be alone and he'd have you bent over the side of his bed, one of the display cases in Sugarcube Corner, a box in an alley, or something else. A giggle is the only warning you would have before he mounted you and made you his male mare.
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>>7678937
then fuck off back to /co/, faglord.
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>>7678932
Goosebumps seems to have been instrumental in the development of a lot of people our age's fetishes. Those books covered a lot of ground.
I, for one, got huge and incredible kid-boners from Chicken, Chicken.
I used to check that book out constantly.
I read it again recently, and it's not as great as I remember.
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>>7678950
Pls
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>>7678926
Especially how she roasts a marshmellow knowing the clubhouse is on fire
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>>7678929
>she greets you normally and asks what you need
>you realize all ponies are naked all the time
>you hold a normal conversation with her
And Anon knew that somehow, he was going to be alright

The End
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>>7678944
Not glorious Rolf. Step up!
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>>7678956
Don't do this to me man
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>>7678969
Exactly
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>without that 3 week break, we would already be done with Season 3
Where would we be, MLPG? Can we withstand another hiatus so soon?
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>>7678909
I'm a Hasbrony. Ponies and Transformers got me hooked, but I watch everything Hasbro-owned on the Hub, even that (amazingly not-bad) Clue miniseries.

Everything except LPS, Strawberry Shortcake, and other shows for little girls.
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>>7678926
>scruffy mane and tail
I doubt that's a she.
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>>7678956
would...would he at least lube me up first with his tongue? or some kind of frosting? he knows it wouldn't be and fun going in dry like that.
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>>7678926
>>7678943

Sweetie Belle is cutest pony.
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>>7678982
he leaks sugary pre everywhere, running down his head and shaft
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>>7678953
>implying this would be a punishment
>implying you wouldn't throw down like Bambi on their pony asses
Because it's your destiny to become the King of Everfree Forest
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>>7678979
The Hub is almost my favorite channel on TV right now. I love it so much, I hope it doesn't change like almost every other TV channel I've loved.
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>>7678953
>Get to have sex with pretty does.
>Outside of the jurisdiction of an evil princess who turns people into deer.
I fail to see the downside.
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>>7678968
Since you asked nicely
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>>7678956
>male mare
Whatever happened to the guy who wrote those stories?
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>>7678977
after the first one mlpg didnt really change much from hiatusi
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>>7678989
>implying bambi was anything badass
plz anon, don't do this to yourself.
What if you were changed into a doe bodyyou can never grow large muscles or antlers but you cankeep your penis if you desire
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>>7678984

The cutest.
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>>7679001
what kind of stories?
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>>7679003
>hiatusi
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>>7679001
A stallion passing themselves off as a mare, a mare passing themselves off as a stallion, or just a futamare?
>>
Derailing threads with EE&E shit is something they used to do a lot in the piss.

I guess MLPG stilll will fall for it
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>>7679006
Pony Sweetie's face is super squashed in that pic.
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>>7679009
hiati?
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>>7678989
>Bambi
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>>7679006
a q2π
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>>7679010
a mare delivering the mail?
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>>7679001
I hope he got hit by a truck. The way the protagonist is treated in those stories makes me want to kill a horse.
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>>7679015
I think it's hiatuses
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>>7678998
Fag
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>>7678988
so you're saying he'd poke and tease it for a little bit before pressing it against my sphincter, savoring the feeling of entering my body before he starts in earnest?

would his soft pony hoof reach around to play with me? or would he lean back after fully inserting himself, letting me sit on his cock before he starts to bounce up and down?
>>
stram
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>>7679011
Back in my day we derailed threads with spiderman
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>>7679005
As badass as an animal can become in a Disney movie.
Certainly that would translate into making you a big honcho in Equestria.
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>>7679017
DISNEY!!!!!
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>>7679021
How's the protag treated?
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>>7678992
The problem with this mindset is that it will change, simply by virtue of shows reaching completion. Shows you hate, shows you don't care about, even shows you love... will soon be swapped out for new material as the old one finishes. Some may carry on for a few more years, others may fade out almost immediately. But the Hub will change, even if by the smallest margin, piece by piece by piece. That's just the nature of entertainment, be it television, theater... anything, really.
>>7679011
It's our nature as a former extension of /co/. Some of us haven't forgotten our roots.

I might be a little bit north of tipsy so please do forgive if these aren't exactly the most sensical of responses to these.
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>>7678953

>"'Punishment?' S' a funny way to say 'Improvement,' that is."
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>>7679007
>>7679010
There were two stories called "Merely a Male Mare" or something like that on clopfic.heroku.
Haven't updated in months, even before the site stopped working.
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>>7679011
What the fuck is EE&E?
>>
Somebody stream bambi
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>>7679017
unf
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>>7679017
And of course, you'd have to fight off a random stag trying to mate with your favorite pony before you gain your crown
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>>7679030
Took a bullet and walked it off
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>>7679030
Hm.. I don't think so, but okay..
you didn't answer my question.. Would it be a punishment if you were suck as a delicate female bodied deer until celestia frees you again?
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>>7679035
>tfw it will never be the night of the were-ed again
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>>7679040
Ed Edd n' Eddy. Try to keep up.
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/Random asshole/i
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>>7679040
Ed Edd 'n Eddy
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>>7679043
>still no aladdin
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>>7679040
That acronym fucked with me the first time too.
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>>7679039
Sometimes my brain thinks it would be a good idea to write those kind of stories before I stop it.
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>>7678992
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>>7679055
>>7679057
Oh
Why didn't I get that?
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>>7679061
>>7679039
here you go:
http://pastebin.com/7M0aJfh7
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>>7678956
I think he'd be a switch.
He may be male now, but he's still Pinkie Pie. His greatest joy is making people happy. If having him bend you over and ravage your rear makes you happy, he'll be glad to do it. If doing the same to him makes you happy, by all means! It's all fun.
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>>7679058
>aladdin has no hooves
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>>7679068
goddammit anon

unf
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>>7679013

I think AA said he wanted to experiment with squash and stretch when he was drawing that pic.
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>>7678974
His boundless energy and fierce conviction that hiss party rod is all it takes to instil happiness means he'd spend all night, and I do mean all night, fucking your steadily loosening ass without paying one lick of attention your aching, dripping shaft. When the sun finally rises you probably won't even remember that you have a dick, and attest the large, white puddle underneath you to the eager pink stallion that passed out on your back, still hilted, mere seconds ago.

>>7678982
Pinkie Pie is always lubed. He doesn't know how, but he doesn't know how he does lots of stuff.

>>7679068
Like you said: his greatest joy is making people happy. He's so good at it that the moment he tops you you won't be able to think of anything else.
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>>7679058
Best i can do
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F
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>>7679065
I can't say. It late where you are?
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>>7679068
Oh jeez.
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>>7679035
Turner Classic Movies hasn't changed.
That's why it's still my favorite.
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no one told me AJ was in this episode
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>>7679068
why is it that happy sex like this makes me so goddam horny.

so unfettered with his sexuality. i hope all the other ponies wouldn't make a big deal out of me and him
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>>7679053
I would make the best of things.
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>>7679024
You know you love it
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>>7679084
No, but it's pretty early and I didn't have my coffee yet
that could be it
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>>7679062
You post that like it's a bad thing.
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>>7679062
I just wish they could get the rights to the original MLP TV movie with Sandy Duncan, without the later edits such as removing the Moochick's song.
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>>7679082
Jesus dude, I don't want to masturbate right after waking up.
>>
So if Pinkie Pie's happy because I'm happy, and I'm happy because he's happy, where does that leave us?
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>>7679105
I always masturbate right after waking up.
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>>7679068
so he'd let me suck his cock and fondle his heavy balls whenever I wanted?
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>>7679018

>she scoots closer to you while trying to act like she's not
>despite the sound of her hooves on the floor and her body hitting the ground when she sits down again

clipclopclopclupthump!
clipclopclopclupthump!
clipclopclopclupthump!

>when you look over at her, she gives you that innocent smile
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>>7679108
Happy, obviously.
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>>7679062
So what if you dont like the movie, who cares
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>>7679095
I didn't read any of the synopses for any of the episodes this season
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>>7679119
>fan of the fandom
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>>7679093
Did i deny it?
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>>7679119
lol. Life is so hard.
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>>7679110
>that feel when no horsecock and cum-stuffed balls to knead and play with
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>>7679119
Who is that and why should I care about his opinion?
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>>7679091
would you allow a stag to defend you during the day and mount you at night? Would you take his stag cock into your new delicate doe body? Or would you go to the ponies and seek shelter there from the hungry cocks?only to be 'sampled' by the mares while under their protection.
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>>7679119
>twice
Baby Cakes and A Bird in the Hoof?
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>>7679053
Of course it'd be a punishment. The best part about being a deer would be the antlers. Gotta be a stag to get those though
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>>7679119
>searching tumblr for opinions to post here
Fuck you.
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>>7679131
You have officially been promoted from "anon" to "this guy"
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Pinkie Stallion wouldn't even cuddle you afterwards
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>>7679147
ignore it, minimize it, filter it

we know who's doing it now
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>>7679109
I always masturbate right before waking up.
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>>7679143
The second one, of course.
As long as I still had my mind, I'd want to live with my pony friends. And I wouldn't mind their "attention" if that's the way things happened.
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>>7679038

Shut up you smug little shit - you still haven't even lost your spots yet!
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>>7679162
That is a fallacy of the highest degree.
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>>7679144
AND the Stare Master.
So four times with the new episode.
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>>7679162
Good
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Rarity is a slut.
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>>7679158
Oh
ok
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>>7679119
So the faget has no clue it will have the CMC and the mane6's pets along within the Spike epsiode?

This will most likely be the best episode this season for me.
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Why do I love Twilestia so much?
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>>7679178
Better than them recycling "Fluttershy is shy but she tries to overcome it."
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>>7679181
Oh you
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>>7679144
Bird In The Hoof is the only one I have a hard time watching, because I once exercised on my home gym while watching it, and it wasn't any fun before Twilight showed up
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>>7679184

>expecting a brony to look any deeper into the show than where he's told to look

Fuck him - let him miss out.
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>>7679191
I don't think it's going to be shitty, I was just saying.
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>>7679184
That doesn't make it much better.
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>>7679139
aw shit
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>>7679194
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>>7679178
But Stare Master is interesting because the antagonists are speech-capable!
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>>7679174
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>>7679206
I wasn't criticizing.
Stare Master is probably one of my top ten favorites.
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>>7679190
I don't know, Bri-sta, but some of your recent stories freak me out.
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>>7679119
This episode is because they want us to get used to the idea of pets as protags, so that way some more people will more over to the Littlest Pet shop during the break.
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>>7679205
>you will never supply him with enough dick to satisfy his deep needs
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>>7679205
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
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>>7679184
I didn't know the CMC even had pets..
>that feel when there will be no phoenix hatchling as spikes pet
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>>7679234
Tell me something i don't already know.
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>>7679203
Any episode with Sweetie Belle and/or Gummy makes it better.
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Who has a better plot armor?

Twlight or Deathstroke's ponytail
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This is all your fault
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>>7679225
I've got to say, I just can't get into Littlest Pet Shop. I've ended up loving every other new cartoon the General plugged.
I love Dan Vs. I love Gravity Falls. I really hate Littlest Pet Shop.
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>>7679242
Fuck off
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>>7679230
You are now officially "that guy"
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herf derf
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>>7679225

>most of you don't realize that this isn't as crazy as it sounds
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>>7679246
We didn't plug LPS though
Most people think it's terrible
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>>7679237
we will never see the phoenix hatchling again.
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>>7679249
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679254

It IS terrible. The design is horrific and the animation is an abomination.
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>>7679254

Hoesntly is not that bad, but it freaking annoys me how it feels so much like FiM
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>>7679259
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679234
IMPOSTER, THAT IS MY NAMETAG
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>>7679250
Can you do something about anon's right hand?
The lines look really shaky.
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>>7679255

Time is a loop

Peewee is Philomena

Dragons can't tell phoenix sex
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>>7679265
and now its in the filter
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Don't mind me, just being terrible at art as usual.
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>>7679250
I was wonder if that was ever gonna get colored
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>>7679261
i found it amusing

pls don't hat me ;_;
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>>7679274
Funbags
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>>7679250
why is anonymous holding rainbow dash by the ass?

does he have a finger up inside there or something?
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>>7679250
I still can't get over the fact she could basically grind her vagina all over his palm and wrist.
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>>7679242
slade pls

pls
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>>7679250
Nice!

Also, than anon is ripped.
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>>7679265
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679274

BOOBAYS

BOO BID DA BOOBAYS
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>>7679285
You're ripped
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>>7679274
>implying you wouldn't bury your head in her chest and forget all your problems
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>>7679263
...and yet how little it feels like FiM. With throwaway gags and huge-headed Blythepeople, it's American moe without the cute and fun.
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>>7679279
>Dash, why are you rubbing against my hand?
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>>7679250
>you will never hold a pony with their tail between your thumb and fingers
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>GR will never draw big assed Derpy
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>>7679276
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679290
SHOOT HIM, IM THE REAL ASSHOLE
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>>7679250
>>7679279
>>7679301
I imagine his palm must feel very comfortably warm...
>>
So this namefag is just a shitposter, right?

just checking before filtering
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>>7679294

I'd rather rub her back and work out alllll the tension of carrying those big beautiful things around all day first
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>>7679309
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679315
just filter it dummy
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>>7679274
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>>7679276
I hate you regardless of what you do, anonymous.
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>>7679263
I really disagree. The character design & animation and songs are everything I hate.
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>>7679301
n-no reason!
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Discord, John De Lancie made me rewatch the entire Star Trek TNG episodes. From the very first episode to the last, what a good show it was, there is a reason Trekkie fanbase is one of the biggest fanbase of all

are we as that big?
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>>7679317
You are now officially "that guy"
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>>7679306
If he did that, I'd love him forever.
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>>7679329
no
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>>7679268
This any better?
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>>7679329
Hard question.

I want to say no, simply because that show has been around for much longer so that alone would be enough reasonable logic to assume it's a larger fanbase.

It's probably one of my top 3 favorite tv shows.
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>>7679274
I HATE THE ART BUT I LIKE BIG TITTIES SO I LIKE IT AND HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME

WHAT IS THIS FEELING CALLED
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I wish Anonymous would stop shitposting and start contributing
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>>7679323
>amusing
yes, i'm sure you have lots of fun making a steeple of your fingers and forcing yourself to laugh at all the imagined peasants and proles who genuinely like LPS.

we know you like the show, faglord. stop being hipster.
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>>7679329
Star Trek is like the oldest and biggest "nerdy fans" thing ever.
But I agree with you, it's some great stuff and De Lancie's part did made me start watching again.
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>>7679329

we as big as that as Trek done.

embiggen does fandom De Lancie does make.
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>>7679348
Yes much better, thank you. <3
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>>7679329
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>>7679354
Disgust.
Also you don't actually like big titties. That's just something your parents told you you do and you believed them.
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>>7679354

That's called "being conflicted."
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>>7679296
>>7679325

I meant that it feels like FiM but not in a good way.

That is obviously riding on FiM's popularity and it shows from production values to fandom.
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>>7679354
Ambivalence.
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>>7679329
Q was always my favorite part of Star Trek. Seeing Discord in MLP was a great treat for me.
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>>7679348
yep. great pic.
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>>7679306
I want it
I need it
I REALLY like her butt
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>>7679357
>anon in charge of quoting the right post
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>>7679329
>are we as that big?
Not by a long shot.
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>>7679369
Yeah, you're right.
It feels like a shallow heartless attempt to copy FiM.
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>>7679274
the face doesn't feel like pinkie.

and i don't think her hips/waist would be that big.

just looks to me like some human trying and failing to be a human pinkie pie by simply wearing pink all over.
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>>7679316

Maybe after you're done, she could return the favor.
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>>7679376
Is she your favorite pony, anon?
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>>7679386
I see where you're coming from. My main complaint is the face.
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>>7679245
We tried to save the fandom!
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>>7679391

Yeah, face feels a bit off.

And I'm not crazy about giant boobies on everything, but GR draws what he likes and I can't begrudge him that.
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>>7679329
WHAT IF

The Trekkies and we Pony fanbase have mixed?
what do we call them?

wait, perhaps there are already people who belong in both fanbases already with John De Lancie and everything? Or Trekkies who have already become ponyfags?
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>>7679391
it's too round.

and it's not dynamic at all. rarely do we see pinkie with a blank or dull look on her face. i want to see some life inside her eyes!
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>>7679402
>GR draws what he likes and I can't begrudge him that.
I can, for like, at least 2 other people.
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>>7679358
ST TOS has the 65 episodes required to go into syndication. MLPFiM will be the start. The anime by Toei will be next, Adventures of Starswirl. Then the feature motion picture that starts with Discord's first arrival in Equestria and ends with Sombra making Luna into Nightmare Moon.

And then the Michael Bay film with whatever Disney kid is teen heartthrob of the year, where the continuity is shat all over. And then it's manestream.
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>>7679407
Who are they, anon?
Name names.
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>>7679404
NOTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE BETWEEN TWO FANDOMS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

HOLY SHIT GUYS, WE'RE EXPLORING A NEW FRONTEIR
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>>7679367
>Also you don't actually like big titties. That's just something your parents told you you do and you believed them.
Some of us really are just into sushi, not beef
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>>7679404
I was the first person in the General to point out John de Lancie's name from the voice when that clip was first posted.

But I forgot to post with my trip on, thus not proving me the autist everyone already knew me to be.
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>>7679410
>Sombra making Luna into Nightmare Moon.
Sort of want?
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>>7679407

If you're thinking of ONE of the people I think you are, I like GR better than him because GR's not an asshole.
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>>7679348
I can always count on you to color stuff.
Thanks slowmo
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>>7679389
she's not my favorite
but I really like her
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>>7679420
>implying you're autistic for recognizing de lancie's voice
son, are you a faggot?
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>>7679428
I am not a huge fan of GR's art, but I think he's funny in streams and stuff.
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The fuck is all this hurr anonymoose bullshit going on right now, I can't go anywhere without seeing atleast one thread about it.
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>>7679369
It's the new style, and everything will copy it without realizing what they're doing.

Yet Happy Tree Friends did it first.

I'd love to see an HTF LPS crossover.
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>>7679449
What are you even talking about
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>>7679434
Here's the deal, anon:
You can go to Equestria and try to romance your favorite pony. She might like you, she might not. It depends on your personality and stuff.
OR
You can go to Equestria and Derpy absolutely will love you and you can do wonderful things to her butt whenever you like.
What do you choose?
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>>7679462
Can I be friends with my favorite pon even if I romance Derpy?
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>>7679457

Some government site got hacked or some shit.
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"We're in desperate need of donations~"
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alright guys
this fem!anon x cheerilee x three pony gangbang thing is 7,000 words underway

i'm gonna start looking for a cover pic now

does anything have anything suitable, involving either cheerilee, female human x ponies, or something in between? open to suggestions
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>>7679109
Morning wood faps are the best, that's my trick to keep me from staying in bed, I get up and fire off a quickie after the alarm goes off
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>>7679467
>not romancing your favorite pone
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>>7679467
Again, depends on your personality.
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>>7679472
>implying she's not going to just scream at your dick
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>>7679474
Do you want people to start posting possible pics for the cover?
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>>7679476
that image is hilarious.
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>>7679478
I don't think Pinkie wouldn't want to be my friend
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>>7679462
I'd choose the latter.
Not because she'd let me do whatever I want to her butt, but because she'd love me.
I'd do my very best to make her happy.
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>>7679485
that was the idea, yes
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>>7679489
She wants to be everyone's friend. I hardly believe you'd be excluded.
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>>7679434
this is pretty unf
i'm always sad that these never get turned into longer stories
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>>7679489
Well, what is your choice?
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>>7679499
Would pinkie want to be the friend of someone she knows is a filly fiddler?
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>>7679490
So you don't think you could create a relationship with your favorite if given the option?
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>>7679503
The second one, obviously
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>>7679469
Sauce? Or any other info?
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>>7679490
i'd choose the latter because her butt would shit food, and her piss would be a wonderful drink.

champagne, perhaps?
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>>7679502
DO IT, DARF.
YOU'VE HAD retard DERPY ON YOUR "MAYBE" LIST FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.
I would like it very much. ;_;
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Do you fear death MLPG?
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>>7679519
>tee hee the bubbles tickle!
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>>7679527
No, Davey Jones.
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>Skullgirls at the top of the charity donation drive

I was hoping that Fighting is Magic would win, just to see the shitstorm it would cause, but at this point it stands no chance.

I'd prefer if Melee won instead of Skullgirls
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>>7679424
His Scary Door shows her the distrust and unlove of the ponies who bow and scrape. It eats at her, because after Sombra's enshadowing and their triumphal return to Equestria, she sees the truth in the hushed tones and fearful glances. Mere weeks pass before she's ready to make eternal night.
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>>7679511
Treatment of filly fiddlers isn't adressed, So I couldn't know.
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>>7679517

www.ussc,gov
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>>7679527
I used to when I was a kid, because I thought it meant I'd still be aware in my dead body and I'd lay in the dark in a coffin for all eternity, unable to move.
But not anymore, since I've developed a weird solipist theory about consciousness that I can't shake the logic of and that I won't post.
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>>7679436
No, just an autist that most people here have blocked.
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>>7679491
Okay then
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>>7679527
No, just hornets
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>>7679512
I highly doubt it.
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>>7679527
I fear the effects my death would have on my family and close friends, but not death itself.
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>>7679540
I like it. The Sombra fiasco does line up with Nightmare Moon's banishment too.
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>>7679539
Even if FiM won it wouldn't have been one of the main events.
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My internet is too slow to post rainbow dash
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>>7679547
I used to suffer from solipsism. Its a terrible thing that.
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>>7679462
I'd be a good dad to Dinky.
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>>7679522
but that's not retard Derpy...
that's just bubbly-yet-sexually-forward Derpy
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>>7679481
Luna is the one that screams at dicks, and they always get hard. None can stay flaccid when ordered to stand strong by her booming voice
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>>7679406
>too round for Pinkie
Explique
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>>7679527
It's the only thing I have to look forward to.
The only thing I can rely on.
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>>7679584
What would retard Derpy be like?
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>>7679598
that's kind of redundant isn't it?
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>>7679581
Because she gets a new daddy?
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0l9lsalU1rj1fzjo1_500.gif

someone needs to make an animation like that
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This thread was just derailed with transgender and traps shit and you sare derailing with shit about death.

Fuck you too guys
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>>7679522
why do i have to write all the stories huh
why can't someone else do it

>>7679553
little too much, methinks

any other suggestions?
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>>7679609
Literally blame the janitor
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>>7679598
Idk, pick any random fan made version
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>>7679527
I fear stroke. I fear any brain injury or disease. I fear immobility. I fear imprisonment and rape. I fear old age, arthritis, and all the other detritus of this world.

But I am a Christian, and I welcome Death as my path to His Kingdom.
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>>7679613
BECAUSE...
Because you're the only one good enough to pull it off. ;_;
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>>7679609
Noone likes a buzz kill anon
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Would you fight for Equestria, MLPG?
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>>7679616
I mean, that cap seemed like she could be retarded. This one too.
What are we thinking, like totally braindead?
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>>7679617
MLPG: A community founded on christian values
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>>7679623
Who's the enemy? What's at stake? Am I a pony in this scenario?
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Alright, I'm awake. Where's the leak?
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>>7679623
uhm, sure I guess.
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>>7679623
Depends, id be willing to play mercenary for the right price
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>>7679629
You know it.
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>>7679623
Not for free
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>>7679623
What do you mean by fight?
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>>7679638
Changelings, anon.
Chrysalis offers you a place of power by her side in exchange for your cooperation. The battle is lost without your help, but you can give the kingdom over to her.
What do you do?
Assume she's not lying.
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>>7679625
I always enjoy seeing pictures I posted in caps.
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>>7679625
I was just thinking like a bubbly personality and not straight up "special"
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>>7679625
why all that build up and then the buttsecks is two sentences long
why this

also, i think i've realized the core conceit of almost every fetish scenario; the pony is the one who wants to fuck; more than you do. which, to be fair, is super hot
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>>7679638
Humankind Vs Ponykind
Who's side?
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>>7679654
BANG BANG, BOOM BOOM
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>>7679663
And I'm asking what would be the difference in this scenario?
Would she be drooling and saying DURRRRR?
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>tfw no 2t 3.14 pony girlfriend
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>>7679527

All i need to do is hold out until Deus Ex becomes reality. Then im getting teh shit upgraded out of me.

....

What. Im an atheist. I have to rely on things that have a slim chance of actually happening to give me a chance at immortality.
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>>7679664
So write something where the pony doesn't want to fuck initially
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>>7679657
I fight for my kingdom, and our God Empress.
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>>7679664
Well, apart from specific fetishes which mostly involve rape, who wants to masturbate to a story about having sex with an unenthusiastic partner?
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>>7679679
>2t
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>>7679625
I like to imagine she's as close to normal as possible while still being spacey/clumsy. she's also very cheerful.
full-retard derpy makes anything sexual with her just seem really uncomfortable
sure it's all wish-fulfillment but...eh, I don't have an excuse
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>>7679682
like, rape?
or like... date rape?
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>>7679669
Cant I be with the small mixed army fighting both sides off?
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>>7679697
Please don't.
PLEASE DON'T.
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>>7679657
Can I fuck Chrysalis and conceive a race of human-changling hybrids?
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>>7679689
i do, kind of
i was bummed when that nonchalant trixie request flopped
i think the idea of getting jerked off or blown by a girl who's openly uninterested in you is hot as fuck
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>>7679679
>tfw no sxy bbw 2qt chocolate gf
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>>7679696
I want her energetic and fun, but cartoon retarded.
Like Patrick or Stimpy.
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>>7679657

Why would anyone want to join ol cheeselegs? The changeling empire is just drones and her. Itd basically be hanging out with her for the rest of your days in a dank ol hive. Or helping her subjugate Equestria i guess.

Id much rather use my gargantuan (to ponies) height and opposable thumbs (and knowledge of the construction of basic napalm) to fight the changelings. Preferably while wearing knight armour and swinging a bastard sword over my head (bastard swords are da shit).
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>>7679697
Nononononononono
Absolutely not.
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>>7679697
I wouldn't want rape.
But some kind of situation where the pony kind of realizes it has to fuck but doesn't want to.
Like the honey moon of an arranged marriage.
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Darf, you need to do a drunk berry on human anon fic, that would be amazing
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>>7679706
you think everything is hot
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>>7679689
>who wants to masturbate to a story about having sex with an unenthusiastic partner?
That's a fetish in of itself. Grumpy sex, woman complaining that semen tastes bitter, denying that sex feels good, etc.
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>>7679697
Date Rape makes me feel violently ill.
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>>7679697
How about where she isn't even aware sex could be an option like if she were asleep
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>>7679704
If that is your Freedom Day wish.
But you'd really betray all of the ponies, doom them to a horrible fate, just so you can fuck the changeling queen?
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>Even successful artists bitch and moan about art.
So, is this thing contagious?
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>>7679678
Its open for debate, maybe asphurger's if you want
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>>7679706
Well, give it a try if you really want to.
I know you can do it.
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>>7679613
I'll take over. Retard Derpy sex:

>"I want to make sex with you because my advocate told me I was an adult and I could if I wanted, Anon Anonymous."
>okay, this is weird
>"Can I take you out to dinner as a date, because I want to go on a date with you."
>shit
>"I'd like to go eat at the bowling alley and go bowling too. Will you go with me?"
>sure
>"Anon Anonymous, can you please pass me the Parmesan?"
>okay
>back at your place
>"That was a good date, Anon Anonymous. I'd like to make sex now with you, if you want."
>no thanks
>"But we went out for dinner and bowled and we had a good time, didn't we?"
>yes we did
>"Then why won't you make sex with me? I did everything right like my advocate said!"

and so on, and so on.
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>>7679723
common misconception
just most things

>>7679722
i'm doing drunk cheerilee on human anon in this fic, so that will have to suffice
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>>7679725
Personal experience?
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>>7678649
Neo in the first Matrix movie dodging the bullets.
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>>7679731
It's as contagious as any other attention-grubbing behavior.

Think I should work on that butt instead.
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>>7679697
No, write something where pony is busy and just completely ignores and continues with whatever she is doing while you fuck her.
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>>7679732
>Aspergers
That's not even close to the same thing as retarded.
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>>7679697
>darf rape
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>>7679744
yes
work on that butt
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>>7679745
That's my fetish
please do that
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>>7679741
No, i'm just a nice decent person.
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>>7679750
oh hey it's this guy
what up, homefries

>>7679745
i don't wanna write that, i wanna read it
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>>7679740
maybe something with trixie or another pony who would normally have no interest in you getting a little tipsy, and coming onto you while you really don't want it, because you're a human and they're a fucking horse
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>>7679729
No, not really.
Besides, I can always rape chrysalis after she's been defeated.
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>>7679745
I am much more in favor of this.
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>>7679629
Harmony = Shalom. And since real Christians believe that the Jews are God's people, I believe in Shalom.
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Does anyone have that picture of Fluttershy where she's acting really shy?
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>>7679680

There's only really two things I'd like to see out of medicine.

1. Curing cancer
2 Making a penis-enlargement treatment that actually works.
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>>7679756
And im just a random asshole, nice to meet you
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When it is acceptable to kiss your gf? I don't want to feel like a rapist.
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>>7679747
My mistake
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>>7679704
That's her exact plan to winning the war
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>>7679779
Only after marriage.
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>>7679779
>Flies
>Air freshener
Why do I feel the desire to make love to a stiny pony? This is wrong.
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>>7679768

Isn't that every picture of Fluttershy ever?

Besides "putting your hoof down" episode.
Durr.
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did that one anon from last night ever finish the pic of Sweetie Belle dancing with Anon that he said he'd do?
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>>7679779
When she wants to kiss
>>7679791
Some people actually do practice this
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>>7679799
Ooh this.
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>>7679794
I'd like to clean her vagina.
With my penis.
I'd fuck her.
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>>7679704
Great, another army i have to fight. At least genocide is allowed with your army
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>>7679799
I don't think so, and the description he was working from was so cute.

I really want to see that.
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>>7679768
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>>7679731
>popular people aren't allowed to be sad! get back in your cage and dance, monkey!
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>>7679657
DO I GET COMMAND OF THE SWARM?

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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>>7679802
But... I feel like I'd enjoy the foul odor... And come to love it...
God, I'm becoming one of >them.
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>>7679800
>when she wants it

Women never know what they want, though
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>>7679802
you seem horny, anon
maybe you should take care of that, then rejoin the class discussion when you feel you're ready
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>>7679819
If you want. Is it worth it?
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>>7679770

>men with small dicks want big dicks to intimidate women
>men with big dicks want small dicks so women can humiliate them

Grass is always greener, Anon.
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>>7679822
But I can't right now
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>>7679794
Body odor can be arousing if you want to pretend it's chalked full of mind-numbing pheromones

Like just being around a stinky pony stops you from thinking coherently
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>>7679768
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>>7679731
And maybe if you had a blog worth a shit and a decent number of followers, you could just reblog this to them instead of bringing it here for no reason like the cretin you are.
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>>7679826
I have an average dick and I want a bigger one so I can suck myself off
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>>7679811
My thoughts exactly.
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>>7679821
That could get misinterpreted as rape so be careful
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>>7679794
I want to lick those smelly hooves all day
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>>7679834
from what I've heard, it's more like sucking a dick than having yours sucked.
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>>7679828
that sounds like an excuse, anon
are you trying to imply you can't rub yourself against something through your pants and make a mess in your underwear?

i think you should consider that, and then go take a few minutes to cool down if that's not an option
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>>7679825
Fuck yes.

I guess I would be the enemy of everyone defending the pony kingdom. I will strike fear into your hearts.
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>>7679829
some odors are better than others
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>>7679829
Even better if you're thinking something along the lines of >"God she smells awful. But... I can't resist taking deeper and deeper breaths..."
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>>7679830
Ha ha!
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>>7679794
You like woman with undesirable traits because they're attainable to your pathetic ass.
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>>7679839
So, she wants you to be spontaneous and make the moves, but you never know when the move is wanted and when it would be considered inappropriate
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>>7679826
Like fuck it is.

Only faggots and betas like getting dominated.
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>>7679834
Dont know if that is considered masturbating or not
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>>7679779
>wanna kiss?
Is that so hard?
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>>7679847
The only fear we'd feel is it could easily have been any of us in your role instead
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>>7679857
Hmm... You may be right, anon.
You just may be right.
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>>7679858
It's all a joke anon.

He should just break up with her, that way he doesn't end up in jail for something stupid.
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>>7679842
Really? That's pretty gay.
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>>7679842
That's cool too
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>>7679860

Look where you are, dude.
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>>7679869
>not wanting to command the unending, numberless swarm
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>>7679874
Of course, that may be what those that can tell those that can't to get them to stop trying, so they can feel special.
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>>7679882
And it drives me insane to no end.
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>>7679860
I only like gentle domination
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>>7679841
Lick all you want, there will always be more grime than you can get
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>>7679826

I just want a dick that would make a woman who hates giving blowjobs want to reconsider her choice. Is that so wrong?
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>>7679884
>Not wanting to join this cuddle pile >>7676768
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>>7679893
elaborate
i'm picturing fluttershy in my head already, tying you up but stopping to ask "Um, is that too tight?" and then, when you say no, she says "Oh, um... that's right it's not! Keep your mouth shut until I ask you to talk... if, um, that's okay with you"

le epic cliche flutterface
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>>7679907
Oh, man, that would be more cute than arousing.
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>>7679893

>that Fluttershy greentext

Ffffuck... the very idea of it...

>she doesn't raise her voice or say hurtful things and she would NEVER hit you or make you do anything you wouldn't want to do.

>but she's very good at making you want to do things to please her.
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>>7679903
It belongs to me now.
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>>7679896
I would indulge her.
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>>7679918
post this greentext now pls
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>>7679893
Wheres the fun in that?
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>>7679919
You are evil, anon.
You'd have their bodies, sure. But their hearts would be dead. They'd no longer be the ponies you've come to love.
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>>7679919
Changling Pinkie has just the right amount of crazy.
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>>7679919
>joining the horde
>maintaining any kind of distinction or individuality
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>>7679907
I like the thought of her pegging you while kissing you gently and asking if it hurts.
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in my headcanon changlings' vaginal fluids glow in the dark
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>>7679930
What if they are, anon?
What if they just get an inexplicable urge to eat your love?
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>>7679942
Approved.
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>>7679852
I have a thing for corruption, so I'd be more for having the pony force their smell on the victim, and the victim slowly coming to like it.
>"There now, just relax. Feel how soft my tail is? Just take a nice... deep... breath. Savor it. I can already see your mouth watering."
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>>7679944
Then they would hate themselves and I wouldn't wish such a fate on mai waifu.
>tfw Pinkie starts crying and says she's a monster.
I'd try to reassure her if it happened, but I would never make it happen.
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>>7679956
:C
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>wanting to get dominated by worst pony

you sadden me sometimes, general
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>>7679954
Yeah, that's kind of what I meant.
You know what I like, anon.
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>>7679944
No, they're definitely dead.

They've been reborn to serve the hive.
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>>7679907

That just makes me think of that one where Anon is gingering Fluttershy, but then one of them messes up and it turns out that the whole thing is entirely consensual and they end up just cuddling when they end up accidentally killing the mood.
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>>7679966
ew
sounds gay
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>>7679919
I will do what i must to protect both worlds
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>>7679969

Like you?
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>>7679907
think like Celestia. she just tells you what to do. she doesn't use a harsh voice, she doesn't need to. you listen to her simply because she asked.
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>>7679929
well, where's the fun in your fetishes?
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>>7679973
dang
i'm gonna go lie down
that hurt
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>>7679954
This is pleasing to my penis
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>>7679954
more
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>>7679974

So like what this guy was saying?

>>7679918


Or was that you?
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>>7679969
Out of curiosity, has anything been written along the likes of:
Anon goes to Equestria, his dick is laughably small, Rarity suggests he tries "receiving" for a stallion, anon basically becomes one of the mares.
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>>7679983
I've got a spare burn heal if you need it.
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>>7679954
>tfw no one will ever write this because it's weird and the appeal is too niche.
Life is unlivable.
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>>7679993
i've never read anything like that
i tried doing something with rarity focusing on underendowed colts, but it went poorly
so i can't see that doing much better

not a bad idea, but 'caramel's entrapment' played with similar ideas, having him be small, rarity dressing him up like a girl, etc.

it's one of my favorite fics, you should check it out if you haven't
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>>7679964
I wrote something short along the lines of this in an ass worship thread
That, and a greentext where Rarity gets Fluttershy to start smoking
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>>7679983
here take this
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>>7679971
>thinks he could defend any world from the full might of the swarm
Your only chance is to run.
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>>7680010
Yeah, I read that greentext.
I fucking love this kind of stuff, there's not enough.
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>>7680010
these both sound amazing
please post them

i think smoking is gross but the idea of any pone being pressured into doing something bad for them is hot as fuck
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Which pony looks cutest in a fancy hat?
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>>7680027
This: >>7680026
It's instaboner material for me.
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>>7679954
I dunno, kinda sounds like hypnosis to me
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>>7679991
nah, wasn't me. but basically what he said.
although her letting you do whatever you like to her with a smile is equally appealing
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>>7679930

it's not like you could tell the difference. and so what? so they don't act quite the same. they can make you feel like a king. and if you just ask, they can make you feel so much better than that, forever. and isn't that what really matters? never die, stay pretty forever, live a life of pleasure? all you need to do is ask, and they can make you a Changeling, too.
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>>7680034
It's a form of mental coercion, yes.
That's part of the appeal.
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>>7680041
see
>>7679965
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>>7680027
Looks like someone already posted the smoking one. Unfortunately, the ass worship one is lost forever.
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>>7680026
unff


>>7680036
what about the idea of sub fluttershy being so condescendingly submissive as you try to dom her and fail?

>"Oh, anon, that whip hurts so much, you're punishing me so hard, I might cry."
>"No, please don't tie me up and put your big, big penis inside me, I don't know how I'll bear it."
>"Yes, of course I'll suck on your shaft until you cum. I'm your little slut, just like you say, aren't I?"
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>>7680041
I would do it for myself, anon. I have no qualms about becoming a monster to live forever in bliss.
But I couldn't do it to those ponies. They're innocent.
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>>7680041
We could be the two swarm commanders.

Swarmbros.
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>>7680053
ehhh...
nah
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>>7680044
You had my curiosity, now you have my full atention
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oops
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>>7680041
I do not lust for power, nor do I desire to become a pawn of the swarm.

>I bet you play Zerg, scum
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>>7680053
That greentext just doesn't seem like Fluttershy to me.

I feel like it would fit Rarity best, or maybe even Twilight.
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>>7680044
I insist you try to write something for us.
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>>7680053

>"Now you're just hurting my feelings. If you're not enjoying this, I just don't see the point."
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>>7680067
>>7680059
fair enough
they can't all be winners
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>>7680064
Is she sad? Or tired from running?
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>>7680073
i was referring to celestia anyways
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>>7680066
You're damn fucking right I'm Zerg.
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>>7680070
It wasn't me that wrote it.
But I second that. The person who did: >>7679954
please do some more. At least some greentext, come on.
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>>7680079
She scraped her knee
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>>7680049

hmph. he's scared, of course he'd say that. anything to justify a fanatical hatred for the unknown.
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What does Chrysalis taste/smell like?
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>>7679965

STOP IT MLPG I'M NOT WAIFUING A BUG HORSE
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>>7680090
Aww!! Get the girl a band-aid.
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>>7680079
suppose to be sad but it looks like i did a bad job of showing that
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>>7680097
Rotting garbage, old fish, and cigarette butts.
And yet you find yourself unable to resist, and the odor eventually starts to seem pleasing.
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>>7680061
It's hard finding decent mental corruption stuff. What little there is out there always breezes through the process of submission.

It has to be slow, drawn out. There has to be a sense of resistance so that it's all the more satisfying when their will is chipped away.
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>>7680098
It already happened
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>>7680102
>those back legs
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>Eat Chrysalis out
>tongue gets bit by her vag claws
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>>7680097

>what does Chrysalis taste like
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>>7680109
Would you break pinkie's legs?
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>>7680098
you cannot resist to this cute queen
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>>7680112
unf
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>>7680107
You know what I think is a really good example of that? Darf's Twilight thing.
But I'd really like to see something more, like that smelly pone thing.
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>>7680098
Shh, anon.
It's okay.

Just become one with the hive. You'll be happier to serve the queen.
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>>7680085
I guess I could do a quick greentext or two.
What do people have in mind?
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>>7680119
It's the cute stuff that gets me. She's evil, but she really is pretty and cute. God, I'm so easily manipulated.
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>>7680119
if the bugfags in this thread are any indication, she has no intention of doing anything "cute" with me
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>>7680107

god this is a great fetish. i have almost all of them, and i'd say that this one is always in my Fave Five.
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>>7680084
Nothing more than a wasps nest, nothing i cant handle
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>>7680126
Just more with the smelly pone and anon falling victim to it.
Please please please.
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>>7680116
unf

>>7680121
mine was gradual in the most literal sense
i feel like if you wanted to do it well, you'd do it from first person, and really focus on portraying the story itself through the mind of the character. you could do it in a journal like format and it would be pretty awesome
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>>7680124
This reminds me of Moe.
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>>7680135
I agree with everything you've said.
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>>7680126
keep going with the smelly pony thing
or.. do something with a changeling
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>>7680128
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>>7680124

this doesn't have to hurt. it stops being pain and becomes pleasure the second you choose to let it. it can either be the easy way or the hard way, sweetheart. break, or be broken. doesn't matter to us, we got all damn night.
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>>7680133
You're gonna need a big ass bottle.
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>>7680128
It's the control of the hive that gets me.

I'd be one of her commanders in exchange for control of a swarm.
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>>7680135
hm.. okay a journal from the pony you are corrupting and degrading?
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>>7680153
You would be no individual. There is only the Queen and the swarm.
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>>7680153
>>7680128
For me, it's the thought that there's still a bit of good in there somewhere that I could bring out. ;_;
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>>7680166
my invisible nigga
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What if pones inexplicably walked like humans all the time in the next season?
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>>7680155
yeah
again, it's first person, so you have them with a notebook or diary that they write things down in every day
if you wanted to you could interject third person segments of any actual treatment or whatever it was that was breaking them down
but that's a bit unnecessary, as you could accomplish the same thing by having them retell the day's events

what would be the coolest would be seeing the tone of the writing and description change as they eventually slipped further and further into submission, being slowly broken apart, going from hating their captor to extolling them at the end, being miserable during their mental submission training to enjoying every second of it

it'd be
cool
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>>7680163
>implying
It's obvious her swarm is lacking in tactical ability.
She NEEDS leaders to assist in directing her swarm.
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>>7680174
Even the Overmind had his cerebrates
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>>7680171
I'll blame Twilight's magic for that
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>>7680172
>he tried anal again
>it actually wasn't so bad this time
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>>7680166
Could you bring it out with your penis?
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>>7680171
>next season
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>>7680174
>implying she would allow that affront to her authority
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>>7680172
That'd work pretty well with Twilight and her >Dear princess Celestia letters
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>>7680182
Bingo.
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>>7680183
C-could I??
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>>7680176
Exactly.
>she genetically modifies her commanders to make them a frightening force by themselves
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>>7680114
What would I gain from such an act?
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>getting drunk again playing kings cuppu and beirt pong

imagunna regret this tomorrroww
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>>7680187
good point
so what situation does she get into wait i just thought of it mid-sentence

twilight kidnapped by chrysalis/changelings
manages to collect a diary or scraps of paper to write a letter every day, even though she can't send them
when celestia eventually finds and rescues her, she stumbles upon the collection of journal entries
and reads through them as the guards haul twilight away
who's a babbling, incoherent mess, begging to be left alone and not taken away from her queen
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>>7680183
I'd like to think it would be less like a porno
and more like a bad comedy routine
like that one greentext where Anon tries to help her with her impersonations
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>>7680198
It's okay, she still loves you.
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>>7680184
>implying there will not be season 4
the ride never ends
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>>7680200
unf
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>>7680200
YES! YES! YEEESSSSSS!!!
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>>7680204
>pinkie's ventriloquism act
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WOW IVE NEBER HAVE MY BUTT LICKED BEFORE
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>>7680200
>>7680207
>>7680210
I don't get you people...
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>>7680215
YOU HUMANS SURE ARE WEIRD
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>>7680205
That doesn't answer the question.
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>>7680217
Don't try to understand sexual proclivities, anon.
They'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine. And, together, we'll be fine. 'Cause it takes different strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes different strokes to move the world.
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>>7680217
What are you into?
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>>7680217
Neither do I, neither do I.
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>tfw you will never introudce twilight to the human practice of butt licking
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>>7680234
I would lick her butt so thoroughly.
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>>7680207
>>7680210
i'm writing this one down for later
but it sounds
challenging
>>
where the fuck is new horse
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>>7680241
YOU CAN DO IT, DARF, PLEASE AT LEAST TRY!
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>>7680234
I don't want to lick a horse's but though.
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>>7680241
Sounds like it's going to take quite a bit of character development.

I suggest you rewatch some Twilight episodes.
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>>7680246
Why not? It'd taste like lavendar and books
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>>7680241
wait, question
does this scenario even have to involve sex?

i can't see that it's necessary with mental degradation in general

help me flesh this out a little. obviously chrysalis kidnaps twilight to have her as a pawn to use against celestia
but how does she break her down?
and what events transpire that twilight relates?
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>>7680250
>MLPG logic
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>>7680255
It doesn't have to for me to masturbate to it.
You can add sex if it's easier for you, and I'd still enjoy it.
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What kind of fetishes could you introduce to Twilight before she stops getting fascinated by them?
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>>7680255
Well
Chrysalis herself doesn't have to do any of the sexing.
She can just order her drones to "break her" and they just kind of mindlessly do things.
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>>7680250
Oh, well that sounds nice.
what do lavendar and books even taste like?
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>>7680250
Eating books is awful though, so is eating paper... But that's probably why Discord x Twilight is a great pairing.
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>>7680263
bitter and dusty.
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>>7680263
Lavender has a sweet, flowery taste/smell to it.

And old books, you gotta know what those are like.
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>>7680134
>Her tail holds unyieldingly around your neck and mouth
>you can't pull her off; your fingers slide right through her greasy hair
>her acrid scent wafts into your nostrils with the slightest breath
>you can feel a damp, salty stickiness accumulating at the back of your throat
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>>7680262
that doesn't seem likely to mentally degrade someone
i mean, possible stockholm syndrome, but resentment and misery would be more likely than anything
there has to be something specific about what chrissy does
like, maybe just talking to her, confusing her, wearing her down with conversation, showing hints of sympathy, giving twilight treats or allowances, classic mental conditioning kind of thing? is there magic involved? sex? how long does it take?
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>>7680263
pruple
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>>7680270
Don't stop.
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What would each pony's butt tastke like?
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Whenever you're ready
>>7672540
>>7672540
>>7672540
>>7672540
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I just got around to watching Keep Calm and Flutter On. It's a pretty solid episode apart from the sudden turnaround of Discord at the end.
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>>7680280
What

Whaaaat
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>>7680280
FUCK YOU I JUST MADE NEW HORSE
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>>7680241

and the last message is a clearly-worded, well thought out plea from Twilight to Celestia. "if you love me, Princess, you won't try to save me. besides, we'll see each other again soon enough. and if you love yourself, you won't fight it."
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>>7680271
Well that's deeper than I thought you wanted to take it.
Reminds me of the end of 1984 when they broke winston down though.

I can't imagine Twilight breaking over anything less than some one trying to tell her that her princess and friendships were for naught.
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>>7680280
FUCK YOU

>>7680283
>>7680283
>>7680283
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>>7680280
lel
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>>7680270
that's enough boners for one night, time for bed
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>>7680271
You're spelling it out yourself in that post.
Lots of stuff like "Hurr durr they never cared about you." "HURR DURR, THAT'S NOT TRUE."
Maybe stuff like "Hurr durr, something about her eyes..." or "Hurr durr, I feel oddly refreshed after resting in that awful cocoon."
And sex, I guess if you wanted to.
Come on, you can really do this. If anyone can do it, you can.
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>>7680280
>linking old horse
I fell for it
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>>7680293
well, if you have another idea on how to do it, i'm all ears
that one's the only way that seems to make sense to me though

>>7680303
summarizing my questions isn't helping me brainstorm, anon
and if sex, i need to figure out how it plays into it
>>7680288
something along those lines isn't bad, though i'd use different language
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>>7680312
I think the 1984 stuff is perfect and could be really hot.
If the protagonist of 1984 had been female, the last few chapters would definitely have given me a shameful boner. ;_;
I'm saying make it a blend. Partly Chrysalis' manipulation, partly the slime, partly hypnosis. But always gradual.
Also, this is a good idea:>>7680288
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>>7680328
i think the sex could work if it was just another tool in how chrissy broke twilight down
like, she's beguiling her the whole while, twilight is tired of feeling miserable, and chrysalis teases her with a touch here or there, and chrissy's got some magic or goo or something and it feels GOOD, but she doesn't play into it too much, and leaves twilight wanting more and confused
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Y'ALL SHOULD STOP BEING GAY BACK HERE

IT"S PRETTY GAY
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>>7680270
>"Enjoying yourself, baby? Hold on; you're about to get a whole lot more~"
>she shakes her pale, green rear enticingly as her tail reels you closer
>Horror! Your muffled protest are ignored and your knees are dragged through the dirt
>a firmly conclusive tug, and her blotched cheeks swallow your vision
>your face nestles between their crevice with a revolting squelch
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>>7680470
>You claw at her plush, reeking flank to no avail.
>She gently jiggles her rear flank side-to-side, cradling your head in its vice
>"Mmm, you feel nice and warm back there~. Don't struggle; just take me in."
>you don't have a choice; her fermented sweat drenches your face and forces a vile intoxication
>you actually start to feel tipsy, light-headed... relaxed
>her tail uncoils from you to instead caress you, gliding gently down your neck under your chin
>you feel too heavy to remove yourself from her anyway. Her butt is actually the only thing keeping you upright
>
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>>7680628
>"That's it, no need to fight it. My smell is natural. Honest. Right. Enjoy it."
>her sweat already on your face seep past your parting lips.
>the smell is foul, but the taste isn't.... disagreeable. A lethargic smack of your lips confirms it
>in your now glazed eyes, her perspiring rump is quickly becoming an inviting treat
>She squeals in delight at the first tentative laps of your tongue. It encourages you.
>"Ooh, yesss! I knew you wanted this! Keep going, taste me more!"
>her coos and moans are just as inebriating as her wonderfully earthy scent
>you can't bring yourself to stop, even with her sweat burning in your eyes. You simply close them and press on.


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