Caballo Viejo: >>7647527Which pone is the applest pony?
I'm in the mood to make a gifPic a folder
>>7651529>Which pone is the applest pony?Pinkie Pie
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>>7651529We need more snails copflics. MLPG agrees.
>>7651529The worst ones
>>7651579boy that'sreally gay
>>7651576OK, now which episode?
Ran out of things to mix this vodka withResorting back to drinking straightchoked twice, hard to keep downcuddling applejack toy close to chest
>>7651600The Crystal Empire Part 2
>>7651430who am I?
>>7651602If you don't like how it tastes, then why the fuck are you drinking it?Do you like putting toothpicks under your toenails and kicking walls too?
>>7651600Apple Family ReunionSomething with AJ's hips
>>7651602Why are you browsing MLPG Rorschach?
>>7651596I dunno, I prefer my apples a tad bit smugger
>>7651529Anyone watch Winter Wrap-up recently?Notice how Twilight becomes "All-Team Organizer" at the end and is given a vest that is a combination of the three vests for each team of the wrap-up, each which predominantly contains it's own pony-type affiliation?Is this foreshadowing Twilight becoming an alicorn?
>>7651614Next up, I need a character.
>>7651602motherfuvker, how smashed are you?
So MLPG...are you a:A. FlankmanB. TeatmanC. Personality is most important
>>7651600>tfw 3 episodes behind
>>7651636I'm not even posting with my name right now.
>>7651654B.Though if we were talking humans, it'd be ass
>>7651636>>7651659okay that made me laugh
>>7651654I like 'em all.They're all part of my favorite pony.
>>7651430Wiped my history so this is only the last two days.MLPG is a pinned tab, of course.
don't judge me
>weather is already starting to warm up to where rain isn't that cold
>>7651657Ignored, reported,hidden, called the copsSomeone thats IN the episode
>>7651654I will be a butt man for life
>>7651647motherfucking Altermetamah nig
>>7651686You're in the episode
>>7651678>Platoon(1986) [1...This made me laugh for real.
>>7651691Do you go to the ass-worship threads too?
>>7651700It's a good movie.
>>7651696Is the best Windows so far.
>>7651656Why not watch them?
>>7651579you should draw Shining Armor, uh, "hazing" new recruits.
Where are the fluids brae, my homoerotic horse art needs gratuitous amounts of stallion seed in it.
>>7651705Not him, but I do. Dat flutterseat stuff man.
>>7651653if only reality was so kind
>>7651529Grand Smith, of course.
>>7651651About 7/1010 being throw-up smashed, which I've only been onceif people mess up typing while drunk they're either faking or bad at typingor really, really drunk
>>7651654I prefer a mare who knows how to give a nice, slow blowjob with lots of tongue, flanks are a plus
>>7651712Unspeakable levels of lazyI don't even watch TVPone is the only thing i watch when i actually do watch
>>7651698Oh god, that...Used to pal around with Javkiller a few years ago...
>>7651691>"Try as you may, but you cannot deny">"You yearn for my touch on your soft, yellow hide."
>>7651705Not yetDo people take art requests?Greentext isn't really my thing when it comes to butts if that's all it is.
Who is the lyraest post? :3
i wanted to pony
>>7651736>too lazy to watch a thing that takes literally no effort on your part for 22 minutes
>>7651728im tired and its dark
>>7651749I'd go hat shopping with that pony.
>>7651752Welcome to me
>>7651646I don't know if it is or not, but I'm going to take it as it is.Nice catch.
>>7651765you are being less lazy by posting here
>>7651742I never understood what's supposed to make greentext different from a normal fapficWouldn't it be easier writing in normal post format?
>>7651698>Forum is dead as fuck.Hell, I am going to check to see how dead the IRC is...Let see if we run into one another!
>>7651758That could be an excuse too I supposemade myself some instant coffee and mixing it with that, couldn't deal
>>7651742Some people write stories, sometime people stop in and take some requests
>>7651779>not using meme arrows
>>7651742Over in the draw thread, yes they do.
>>7651646that very well could be.
>>7651775My brain doesn't like watching something while doing nothing
>>7651795Get 2 monitors
>>7651788>calling them meme arrows
>>7651800I havebut then i miss every other minute because i can't into dual focus
>>7651430top right was actually my universities page but I don't want to get hecked
>>7651735Um...Was that an argument?You do know why you hate Windows 8, right?
So.....MLPG. Which filly will grow into the mare which the mirror of truth will tell the queen is the most beautiful?A. Scoots2. SweetiebellIII.ApplebloomD. Tooty McScootie. The ginger one I forget her name.
>>7651654A and C
>>7651809watch the episode and pause it once in a while to make a silly screencaplike so
>>7651813Sweetie Belle. Not even a choice.
>>7651709>Not windows XPfullfuckingpleb
>>7651618blazang, your tumblr pic gave it away
>>7651833>not browsing mlpg on windows 98
>>7651818Peppermint is best mint
What's one of your favorite cutest pictures in your pony folder?
>>7651823Which of the episodes is that from?I always laugh at this gif
>>7651833Really, Anon?Enjoy your world writeable Program Files directory I guess. You have the only multi-user operating system without a viable security model, ie. the worst OS of all time.Of course this also goes for Vista/7/8 users who disable UAC.
>>7651806>using le meme arrows outside of facebookI sincerely wish you people don't really do this
>>7651842>you will never browse mlpg while you play windows entertainment packs
>>7651787I just checked it out, I might do so again in the future though it seems kinda.../b/ish for lack of a better word.But hey new Flutterpanty pics
So.....MLPG. Which background pony is has the biggest toots 1. Diamond Tiara2. Babs3. Colgate4. Bon Bon5. One of my choosing
>>7651860Rarity is a cute pone.
>>7651873I hope babs has the smallestI dislike teats
>>7651870That's the kanji for babs?
>>7651867right now some namefags are just circlejerking, that normally does not happenThat's some good flutterpanties
>>7651875Twilight is a cutie.
>>7651886nothe 5th in line in the katakana alphabet, to continue the trend.
>>7651875is this that mystery box that you guys always talk about?
>>7651876IS very cute horse.
>>7651893>the 5th in line in the katakana alphabet, to continue the trend.>not using %
I've been drawing constantly for a little over six hours. This is going to be harder than I thought, as my hands are cramping, and I'm only 1/10th of the way done. Here's a sneak preview of one panel.
>>7651890>Twilight>CuteCHOSE NONE. HAHAHA YOU HAVE A BAD OPINION.Lyra is best HANDS down. PUN INTENDED
>>7651842>not browsing mlpg on a punchcard computerdon't touch me you dirty casual
>>7651875wow i really hate this
>>7651901Dang that looks goodWhat was the request/idea? Looks like Venture Brothers.
>>7651867Why does this keep happening? Why is it still hot?
>>7651902Anon, what are you doing.
>>7651912stinkmeaner pls go
>>7651912How do you hate the horse box?
>>7651902what is even this
>>7651912Well I really hate when you're not around <3
>>7651920There was one more I hadn't seen either.
>Bon Bon Smiling>Derpy Not going ass first into the boxWhat an awful gif
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-pieces-my-little-pony-fan-art-by-grown-men/Okay, which one of you fucking geniuses wrote this? The comments are fucking gold.The entire thing reads like something we'd concoct just to piss off the entire rest of the fandom.
>your face when GG draws diaper pony
>>7651931CoolCan I get it without the text?
>>7651916Yep, to ponify a certain scene. Kraut mentioned that he wanted to ponify that scene, because he drew a Speedy Fluttershy and a Brock Big Mac. I said that it was a great idea and that I was jealous. He told me to go ahead, so I got out my DVD and blocked out the scene into 50 important frames. I have been working on it.
Rolling1-3:Vidya4-6:Color Apple's gilda doodle7-9:Color Corwin's Picture0: Beddubs: go to /v/ for the rest of the night for getting dubs
I wish I was /g/
>>7651870バッブシードちゃん の 中に 出すれば いい な。。。
>>7651934>masturbating into her afterwards holy hell
>>7651938>Making the exact same post>2 nights in a rowGoAway
>>7651934I love how Fluttershy's expression is just "god, not this shit again."
>>7651953Well that would be combining 2 of my favorite cartoon shows so I'm really lookin forward to this one.
>>7651937>read that list>tfw fapped to hoofbeat, read through FO:E, read rainbow factory, and fapped to and would list Breakfast as a favorite MLP fanfic
>>7651934that fetish is so stupid. I swear, the shit this fandom comes up with just gets dumber and dumber
>>7651955Oh shit, have fun!
>>7651959I don't speak moonrunes.
>>7651937ANon pls. if MLPG wrote that, there's d be far better examples of brony autism
>>7651937Yeah, people outside the fandom think they're just as fucking weird as we do.of course, we're indistinguishable to the rest of the fandom to any outside observers
>>7651937>by grown menwouldn't it be weirder if these were made by little girls?
>>7651970at least I can skim over it and easily ignore it unlike mindrape and mindrape related accessories
>>7651953Can you post that wallpaper?
>>7651980Get off your high horse. PUN INTENDED
>>7651965It's going to take a fucking lot, I don't know why I was so enthusiastic.But I must press forward.Later.Six hours is a respectable amount of time to draw, right? What's the longest time Apple's ever drawn, I can fucking beat it. ;_;
>>7651964can't unsee now
>miss the beginning of the Looper stream earlier>start watching at the diner scene>pretty cool movie>download to see what I missed>that amputation sceneHoly shit that was horrifying.
>>7651990You're no Scrubbing Bubbles.
>>7651990>your high horse will never get you off
>>7651970I know that feel>kicky little legs
Should I finish my LyraxAnon ficShould I finish my LyraxGilda picOr should I go to a different general
>>7651996>Looper>Amputation sceneWait what
>>7651989Yep. I got it in a /co/ wallpaper thread.I drew the Yotsuba face myself because it was originally the Reddit robot guy.
>>7652006but kicky little legs are cuteflutterpanties and mindrape aren't
LyraxAnon, I guess
>>7651996>See my pic.Haha!
>>7652010Have you not seen it?The protagonist rats out his friend for failing to kill his future self, so to get the guy they start amputating body parts and his future self slowly turns into a torso with stumps onscreen.
post em if ya got em
Babs is a bad girl.Are you into bad girls, mulpug?
>>7652017>mindrape>not cuteWhat could be cuter than reducing a pony to a slavering sex beast
>>7652006I just think it's cute.
>>7652046Kicky little legs!
>>7652037How bad is she?
>>7652031oh yeah like the guy starts falling over out of the carthat was cool
>>7652031Oooh, that scene.Yeah that was fucking nightmarishit was almost too much when he tried to press the break pedal and his shoe fell off
>>7652037I'm only into bad girls with a kernel of good in them
>>7652035I was interested in this until it started incorporating stupid as fuck fetishes.
>>7652037I want to be inside a bad girl
Kawaii desu nehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm5NjJnrRbk>they pronounce Pinkie Pie and Rarity correctlyI was expecting them to say Panko PaehThey have trouble with Apprujackuh, Twaraito and Fratashai>Rainboh DashuIs exactly how i imagined that they were going to pronounce it
>>7652017flutterpanties are cute.I just want to wear her around
>>7652035>decide to go full dragon because shit sounds cool as fuck>only one breath attack, and it's some weird shockwave thing>Have no idea how to remove the hair on my head eitherUgh...come on game.
>>7652031that sounds good but the problem with that if the character suddenly lost a lmb, his life may have taken a drasticily different direction and the future self would not be where he was before the amputaions happend.
DID SOMEONE SAY HOOFY-KICKS?
>>7652056>>7652057I just did not see that shit coming. Nothing else in the rest of the movie is even close to that level of disturbing.
>>7652071Motherfucker if you're going to point out inaccuracies in a time travel movie, we're gonna be here a while
>>7652071The movie didn't exactly get an "A" in time travel theory, but I liked it.
I wish they added a dragon the age of the mane 5 not rarity because she is canon old as fuck to the series.I.....I really like dragons.
>>7652064oh japanwhy are you so adorable
>watching real pornography with real humans for the first time in months>utterly disgusted>boner shrinks into my body cavity>you could probably stick a dick in thereif I could make the sweetie disgust face I would be doing it
>>7652068You have to find the salon to get your hair cut closealso if you drink enough reptilium, your hair stops growing
>>7652071Not making sense doesn't make it less visually disturbing.
>>7652071we are not going to talk about time travel, because if we do, we'll be here all day making diagrams with straws
>>7652081>>7652082so many TT movies do that shit and I just can't enjoy them. the only one I can think that has done that right is the butterfly effect
>>7652085That sounds exactly what I went through. If its not a fic and pony related, I can't get off to it now.
>>7652100Didn't Primer do that pretty well?
>>7652083>canon old as fuckuhshe's as old as the others
>>7652088No, I did all that, the salon will not shave you bald. The reptillium does make hair stop growing, but it doesn't create the balding effect I want.
>>7652094Scott Card please...You can oly flip off time travel so much...
>>7652108Primer played it smart and didn't try to lay out all the details. I haven't seen The Butterfly Effect though.
>>7652083>canon old as fuckAnon?You did see Cutie Mark Chronicles, right?
>>7652085>>boner shrinks into my body cavityjesus, how fat are you
>>7652115According to the save editing guide, there is a way to be bald.I guess you'll just have to edit your save.
>>7652031that movie was good. went further than i thought it would. pushed it. didn't play safe.>mfw that scene where future Joe shoots the kid
>>7652120And the voice actors they picked are awful
>>7652120>horses with a side of tentacle rape
>>7652128Just because they were in different geological locations does not mean it was at the same time.
>>7652125you should. Bring alcohol it's depressing as fuck
>>7652120i can taste the doujinshis already
>>7652134Uuuugh, what a fucking pain.
>>7652143It's been a long while since I've seen the Butterfly Effect. Someone should stream it.
>>7652149I want some with snails
>>7652137Any weabs or native nips in here that know anything about the girls? How awful are they exactly?
>>7652142The rainboom happened at the same time.>geological locationsRocks?
Which pony would be the worst to have as a sister growing up?
>>7652142But they all saw the same rainbow at the same time
>>7652167Older or younger?
>>7652167Pinkie, because then I would have incestuous feelings.
>>7652167Dash. God. i'd have killed myself or her. particularly as a big sister.
>>7652161>Someone should stream it.do the directors cut ending for extra feels
>>7652167PinkieLike holy fuckSo annoyingFluttershy would be bestShe'd be cuddly but keep to herself
>Enjoying being drunk>Fitter Happier comes onsuddenly depression back
>>7652167Rarity.And I would love every moment of it
>>7652064>they dont use the fucked up pinkie nose vector>they dont use the fucked up pinkie nose vector>they dont use the fucked up pinkie nose vector
>>7652177>incestuous feelings towards Pinkie>not Celestia or Luna
I WANT IT
>>7652149The craziest doujinshi will never be as wild or depraved as what's passed through these threadsUnless they make a doujinshi about a giant, latex futamare inflating other ponies with cum tentacles before swallowing them whole
>That feel when your roommate is having sex and you are stuck in the closet browsing My Little Pony General and pretending to not be there
>>7652173Thats not how light works lol. There is a speed limit on these types of things.
>>7652195If you're that guy, then holy fuck make more of it happen.Haven't cum that hard in a while.
>>7652197FUCK YOU IT'S MINE
>>7652194What fucked up Pinkie Nose vector?
>>7652198AJ would be as bad as having a 2nd mom
someone stream something
>>7652203>not recording it on vocaroo
>>7652173do they? it never really specifies if it's exactky at the same moment, just on that day
>>7652223>someone stream The Butterfly Effectfix'd
>>7652219I wish AJ was my mom
>>7652219>someone who pushes you to work harder so that you better yourselfAnon, por favor.
>>7652230>tfw no aladdin
>>7652197I NEED IT
>>7652141Tentacle rape is my fetish
>>7652230that was the inspiration but I didnt know if anyone would have it
>>7652194Is....is it possible that we are entering a new era of no awful Pinkie Pie vector?
>>7652231I wish AJ was my QT Apple3.14 GF
>>7652237I REALLY LIKE HER MANE!
>>7652236>>7652241Aladdin would be swell as wellI want to listen to One Jump Ahead
>>7652241The one movie I don't haveeverytime
>>7652178Dash looks like she'd be a fine sister.
>>7652247>I ~REALLY~ LIKE HER MANE!FTFYalsoTHAT ADORABLE AND AMAZING DOLL
>>7651596But she's an orange
>>7652245I wish AJ would accidentally sit on my face
>>7652228And how exactly does this make Rara much older than everyone else?
>>7652256>luna as a sister>dad high fives you for doing something good>sister plots your downfall
It's that time again>God tierCourage The Cowardly DogDexter's LabCamp LazloTeen TitansThe Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Justice League/JLUKNDAdventure TimeRegular ShowEdd, Ed, n EddySamurai JackClass of 3000Static ShockSkunk Fu!Xiaolin ShowdownSym-Bionic Titan>High tierMy Gym Partner's A MonkeyBen 10Ben 10 Alien ForceStar Wars the Clone WarsBilly and MandyMegas XLRToonamiDestroy Build DestroyChowderThe Amazing World of GumballGenerator RexBatman: TBATBMucha LuchaTotally Spies!GoosebumpsOzzy and DrixFreakazoid!Krypto the Superdog>Mid tierWhatever Happened To Robot Jones?Cow and ChickenTime SquadPowerpuff GirlsLevel UpTotal Drama IslandMADYoung JusticeThe Looney Tunes ShowCasper's Scare SchoolLeague of Super EvilSecret SquirrelAtomic Betty>Low tierAlmost Naked AnimalsJohnny TestLego Ninjago: The SeriesThunderCatsScaredy SquirrelRobotomy>Shit tierThe Problem SolverzSecret Mountain Fort AwesomeAnything Bakugan or BeybladeDude, What Would Happen?The Cramp Twins
>>7652256she'd get better...
>>7652264Oh, man, imagine how super embarrassed she'd be.
>>7652255she's had some time to mellow out.
>>7652261You're an orange
>>7652228I love birds.They're hilarious.
>>7652254>>7652241>>7652230Alright I'm download the Butterfly Effect directors cut, eta 15minuts
>>7652251One jump ahead to the futureOne jump back into my pastI hope this next one will be my last
>>7652269>My Gym Partner's A Monkey>Destroy Build Destroy>Krypto the Superdog>High tier#WOW
>>7652264When she sits on your face after a hard days work in the field, what type of smell would you smell?Would it be an intense sharp smell of apples.....or other?
>>7652269>aint nobody got time fo dat.jpg
>>7652261nigga she an apple
>>7652269>Hey, guys! My Gym Partner is a Monkey and Camp Lazlo are better than Powerpuff Girls, which is exactly as good as MAD!I want to kill you.
>>7652288>Applejack>smelling anything other than apples or sweat
WHY ARE MY HOOVES SCIMITARS?
>>7652269>God tierCourageEEnE>MidPowerpuff Girlsthat's the only one of those i've even heard of
>>7652284Holy shit nigga.I wish I had high speed internet.
>>7652287I can take not digging Gym Partner's A Monkey, but how in the fuck can you hate Krypto the Superdog or Andrew WK: The Show?
>>7652269I dont see shezow or adventure time.
>>7652302COME THE FUCK AT ME
Pick a number between 1 and 10
>>7652276It's a lot cuter and sexier when it's done by accidentJust imagine her embarrassingly apologizing to you in that cute accent of hers.
>>7652298I'd move MAD into shit tier if I could remember toand powerpuff girls into god tier
>>7652307>tfw 100/100 connection
>>7652268>mom hugs you>sister stands behind her and shakes her fist vengefully at you>while holding her stuffed spider in the other arm
>>7652310Adventure Time is in god tieris Shezow even on CN?
>>7652318But I hate southern accentsthey're almost as bad as Rarity's
>>7652288Sweat, apples, and beauty
>>7652341>mfw I was going to say 7 tooNow I wish I did.
>>7652338That's not a number you fucking R tard
>>7652323>older sister holds your hand to cross the street to the playground>Luna eagerly grabs onto her other hand>Celestia is now being used as rope in a tug o' war
>>7652342I don't want to be friends anymore.
>>7652325mah nigga >>7652328
>>7652344Would.....would you let your tongue wander around her backside?
>>7652342>not liking best horses accentsimbeginningtosuspectyouwerenttryingatall.png
>>7652252>Watching this>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Dofe7bxkM&feature=player_detailpage#t=73s is playing in the background>Fits so well I for get it's onNeat
>>76523417 and 3 are the most popular integers.
Fun fact:G1 ponies feed on souls
>>7652369Funner fact: G4 ponies feed on semen
>>7652325>>7652328>7>Discord>Cloudchaser>Rarity's Mom>Pound Cake>Sweetie Belle>Scootaloo>RarityHAVE FUN DRAWING THIS DRAWFAGS
>>7652374Funner's not a word, anon
>>7652302Curved swordsCURVED SWORDS
>>7652357I'd run my tongue all over her wonderfully toned ass
>your pone will never have augmented hooves that can turn into scimitars
practicing my circles can I have a tumblr yet?
>>7652388>not making augmented hooves your personal responsibility
>>7652342bad opinions: now condensed for easy consumption.
>>7652387Would.....would you delve deeper into her most private region? Would you drink her taste like a fine wine? Or drink it like a thirsty man to water?
>>7652397>>7652381>Search curved swords>This is the second imageWhat is with this fandom?
>>7652398I see a triangle in there.You failed me. You have failed us all.Most importantly, you failed yourself.
>>7652232She wouldn't know how to back off
>>7652348>little sister often tries to use the royal canterlot voice to try to get her way>you quickly learn to carry around earplugs
>>7652407Oh god yes.Just imagining her cute little moans and other noises she'd make makes me rock hard.
>>7652427Is it me, or is ponk crossed over with a lot of shit
>>7652437Close your mouth. What are you trying to catch; flies?
>>7652427>You will never ride into battle on the pony version of yourself
>>7652402>being anything other than a Cop>not being the last Lawman>not bringing order to the world, no matter whati bet you don't even have any PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
>tfw you take a closer look at your nose in the mirror and realize what you thought was a bunch of freckles was really a mass of tiny blackheads that has apparently been there since you hit puberty and covers the majority of your nose>tfw you have no idea how you're supposed to get rid of them with the nose being as sensitive to pressure and pain as it is
>>7652467>the joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head
>>7652398I was going to post the picture I did of about 5 thousand circles, but I don't have it on this computer.Anyway you haven't drawn enough circles yet, keep going.
>>7652125>Primer played it smart and didn't try to lay out all the details.Looper did the same, and even went so far as to directly lampshade it in the diner scene.
>>7652472Benzoyl peroxideAnd a blog
Who put the boop?
>>7652472Only thing you can do is dry them out, suck it up, and squeeze them from your nose
>>7652448Would...would you spread her cheeks with your hand while massaging her flanks so you get better access to her sweet sweet sacred place. Or would you let those cheeks envelope the entirety of your face so as to have her aroma invade her nostril thus driving you further?
>>7652125>tfw I still don't get Primer
>>7652493Id like to meet that man
>>7652472decide if you are a human or an animal.
BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM
>>7652513Bene Gesserit pls go.Aes Sedai > Bene Gesserit
>>7652294But she's from ManehattenAnd Aunt and Uncle Orange are there So she an orange
>>7652472Just squeeze them out you pussy.
>>7652528Those apple ponies sure to like to nail
>>7652524YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
>>7652531>tfw read it as Just squeeze them out your pussy.i need some bleach
>>7652528>A prim and proper family like the Oranges.>Having such a bad seed.
>>7652525Dune sucked. And yes I am talking about the book. The whole universe thing in the end chapters were so fucking retarded. Heinlen is such a better writer.
YOU WOULDN'TDOWNLOAD FRIENDSHIP
>>7652531You do realize how sensitive the nose is, right? And they're all over. You can't really focus the pressure like you can with a white head.
>>7652547I liked the first book. The rest are crap which is one of the reasons I said that Aes Sedai are better.
>>7652537>she still hasn't told him who Apple Bloom's real father is
>>7652542She always did feel invisible
>>7652547Well, if you like Heinlein better, you could at least be assed to get his name right.
>>7652574Why has no one done fanart or porn of Babs' older sister?
The best fic involved with Applejack is the one written by SAP.It is so amazing.
>>7652558Wash ya'lls face.
>>7652583I do not like that beer, but I like the writer. Fucking told.
The lines are blurring between wrong and rightYou're getting closer to the other sideSo take a bite, make a markStop your fumbling in the dark of nightJust walk away from lightJust walk away from light
>>7652574>feel invisibleI think she wishes she was invisible.I know i did
>>7652588It's too late for that.He clearly needs to buy a new nose.
>>7652574>She should have felt privileged, to come along.>It wasn't like the family was going to expect the servants to watch after it.
>>7652569That's just vulgarApplejack and Braeburn always made sure to use her backdoor, just like Granny Smith told them
>>7652615Babs is cute in the pic. The Llama.....not so much
>>7652574Why didn't she take the bin off her head before she got home?HEYSHE STOLE THAT BIN
>>7652594I aym be ldot btu ta leats I'm tno dylesxai
>>7652614A few mugs of hard cider and a bowl of salt licks changed all that.
>>7652621It's New York.The fuck you gonna do about it?
>>7652558I do it all the time.Quit being a pussy.
Reading this thread I really want to write a clop fic. God help me Ive hit the next level of this living hell.
>>7652621They treated her like trashShe felt like trashTrash belongs in a binThat's why she kept it on
>>7652631Like a boss.
>>7652647Don't you worry, the hole goes even deeper. actual horse fucking.
>>7652642Are you that fucking dirty where you get pimples all the time?>>7652649You are projecting anon. Is there anything you would like to say?
Alright sorry for the delayStreaming The Butterfly Effectwww.livestream.com/yeowzacinema
>>7652647Write about Rarity going through her morning ritual of popping every zit and black head that graced her face over the night.
>>7652549I would if I could anon
>>7652647Don't succumb. If you must, just get out rapid fetish greentext to keep things under control, drain away the perverseness and depravityDo not go quietly into the night
>>7652658Dude I have tried to leave this fucking place a dozen times. I barely watch the show anymore.In the first season, and most of the second, I rewatched the episodes many times. I have YET to rewatch a single s3 episode.I just can't fucking leave and I am becoming worse by the day.
>>7652659IT'S YOUYOU'RE ALSO FOLLOWING MEWHY IS EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME?
>>7652656>Is there anything you would like to say?YesGo to bed
>>7652679Because ur a faget
>>7652659You guys comin?>>7652679I'm following like 200 people, I just like to watch people art on tumblr.
>>7652656Shower erry day.Blackheads always appear on my nose. They're not very noticeable.
>>7652629Braeburn normally has such good accuracy. Guess he speared the wrong fishing hole that time
>>7652689I'd watch it but I'm watching another movie right now, sorry
>>7652642I don't think you understand.We're talking at least 75-100 blackheads. All on my nose.
>>7652689I am seriously in the middle of jacking it. After I will watch.
>>7652618>>7652615the artist makes some horrifying porn but it is my fetish so i must fap.i am disgusted with myself.
>>7652706>not jacking it to the movie
Is a pony virgin any differently anatomically than a non virgin pony?Its for a fic I am writing.
>>7652709I have never seen a post that so perfectly sums up /mlp/.
>>7652723I don't think so
>>7652709I know that feel.I wish I had better standards when it came to porn
i meant to draw porn but i ended up painting zecora being pretty i'm probably going to use it as a print for future cons, tbh
>>7652709You mean his futa porn?That's not horrifying at all
>>7652737That comma made me expect a rhyme
>>7652737That grammar. That spelling. There is no way I could ever paw off to that.
confession time: What terrible OC do you fantasize about? I fantasize about a fox demon: its favorite forms are small mammals in order to spy on everyone. It usually sits around as a draconequus, with varying combinations of animal parts.
>>7652574it's the fucking stuffed animal that always gets me. it's easy to not care about somebody who's just given up, but that fucking stuffed animal? it's her lifeline, and she's still got hope, something to hold on to--she's still waiting for her life to start.
>>7652723Do they have the hymens? I can't into horse anatomy.
>>7652748>Paw offI wish this didn't seem so cute to meI thought I was done with that time
>>7652759You're reading way to into this.
>>7652765It looks like it?http://www.equine-reproduction.com/board/messages/9305/26217.html
>>7652748you were at Further Confusion too, werent you
>>7652743hue.Come in the stream: http://www.livestream.com/yeowzacinema?utm_source=lsplayer&utm_medium=ui-chat&utm_campaign=yeowzacinema&utm_content=yeowzacinema
>tfw you can't post HAHAHAHAHAHA without people taking it sarcastically
>>7652774Well there's your answer.Hooray for anatomically correct fics.
>>7652758What is the normal combination?
Now, I know folks have expressed more interest in BabsQuest, but I'd just like to share this little thingy I dreamt up for BraeburnQuest. I like designing things and I like sharing some of the process that goes into it, plus I believe in being transparent with potential players.Since I intend BraeQuest to play out more like a fantasy western adventure, I'm working on a skill progression system for the Femanon protagonist. The chart you see here is more like a "web" than a set path; starting at the center, each skill you take unlocks the ones to the top (blue), left (red), and right (green) of it, so there's no need to take multiple skills to learn a more advanced one.The players will be free to build out Femanon in every direction, and can earn new skills in a variety of ways: making progress on the main quest; favoring specific strategies; and discovering secondary objectives and characters.Some information on BabsQuest to follow.
>>7652770it's not just that. it's a more wide-spread thing than that. that just helped me realize what it is.
I can see the darkness in you. Welling within you.LET IT OUT
>>7652802oi m8 ill rek ur ass
>>7652788i go "pffftttthahahaha" when I'm laughing for real
>>7652778Nah I am a yiffstar refugee. I stay at pawsru now.
>>7652774>In rare instances, the stallion may not be able to break the hymen and is therefore unable to penetrate the mare. In the worst case scenario in that situation, the penis may enter the rectum if the stallion keeps trying to breed the mare
>>7652817It's still around? Huh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FaH4za2yoFs>hyenas eat elephans by climbing into their anus and eating their way out>reason for this is because elephant skin is super thick to break from the outside.Wow.
>>7652817>pawsru>not u18chanWhy do you hate poor organization
>>7652824I like where this is going. Good eye.
>>7652817Didn't yiffstar change to sofurry or something?I have been in ages
>>7652833Because the naylor rewrite threads are the funniest shit ever. I like the community there. Never been to u18chan though.
>>7652840I think so
>>7652824>tfw you will never be able to break your favorite pony's hymen
>>7652845Well give it a jangle, it's very nice and has things it isn't supposed to. DNP things.
>>7652801left ear rabbit, right ear fox, right arm wolf, left arm lizard, right leg rabbit, right leg bird talon, tail is usually fox sometimes a cat.
>>7652840Exactly. Ive been wandering since yiffstar dispanded. Even was a burned fur member for a while.Remember Freddy K Phox?
>>7652848Don't be naïve; your favorite pony broke her hymen a long time agoThat's right. She wasn't saving herself for you
>>7652850>2,4-Dinitrophenol (DNP), C6H4N2O5, is an inhibitor of efficient energy (ATP) production in cells with mitochondria. uh
>>7652870u avin a giggle m8?
>>7652870If you dont know what DNP is then you are small time.
>>7652869Jokes on you, NTR is my fetish
>>7652855Damn, that's sexy..
>>7652808>you made her into a little monster>now, i'll show you how to make a big one
>>7652877I googled DNP and this is what it told me
>>7652869stop lying anon, it's not nice.
>>7652869Well yeah, obviously. She doesn't even know I exist.
>>7652869I'd assume that a ponee would break her hymen on her own, by all those strenuous activities she does.
>>7652879I guess I am
>>7652881Hehe, yeah it can have wings too but she's not so good at using them.
>>7652885Dear god, can you imagine if they got Tim Curry to voice Sombra?Or even gave Sombra more than one coherent sentence?
>>7652888>>7652897It's just Do Not PostLargely a thing where artists get hurtburt about people looking at their art without paying for itsome sites enforce it more than others
>>7652806As you may have noticed in some teaser posts, I've drafted out Manehatten into six boroughs. What you may not have known is that each one corresponds to a specific recruit for Babs' CMC chapter. I intend to have the main quest be following Babs' efforts to recruit each one, and possibly help solve their individual issues along the way. While some of them are fellow victims of bullying and ostracism, a few of them may not be entirely open to the CMC's cause, or even willing to subvert it to their own needs. Watch out!Their names, clockwise from top: Double Barrel, Fairweather, Snowdrift, Rex, Cocoa Butter
>>7652870>ATPFinally, my major is relevant
howdy gangwhat's the good word?
>>7652917I'm drunk and looking for a fapalso watching The Butterfly Effect with Yeowzawhat are you up to?
>>7652906When I first saw him I expected so much. Suffice to say I was disappointed.
>>7652893>Dating Fluttershy>She invites you to her room>Time for sexing>"B..be gentle anon....I am a virgin">Try to be as gentle as you can>You massive phallus tears right through her hymen with ease>She starts to sniffle as a small amount of blood starts leaking onto the bedcovers>"Am I hurting you? Do you want me to stop?">Between her sniffles she squeaks out>"P....please keep go...going. I..its starting to feel better."
>>7652914>tfw forget image
>>7652934I fucking love it when STEM majors argue with Liberal Art majors.I just laugh, rolling in money with my criminal justice degree
>>7652936I like you, you seem to be putting much effort into your stuff
>>7652953I'd cuddle with you, anon, but I'm not there
>>7652962Math is not part of STEM so that is accepted.
>>7652950I suffer for the craft, darling
>>7652970>Science>Technology>Engineering>MathsSo how's that arts degree working out for you?
>>7652927was thinking about taking some quickfic requestsif anyone has a good idea for a scene they wouldn't mind written in <1000 words, i'd like to hear 'em
>>7652975I'm not your darling, sweetheart
>>7652962Non professional liberal arts plebs up in here
>>7652981Are you having a giggle mate?The M is for medicine you stupid fuck.Science Technology Engineering(The most socially fucked group) and Medicine
>>7652983Human Applejack sweaty facesittingfocus on pubic hair appreciationif you're looking for nonsexual I can do that too
>>7652988I'm not your sweetheart, babe
>>7652995I think you're the one having a giggle m8
>>7652983Please do a guilda fic. Please. There are not enough of them.
>>7652983Always wanted a story behind this scene
>>7652983>>7653000 hereI change my request to Gilda too
>>7652983Something with DragonsAdult dragonsSizeplay?
>>7653011>guilda>some horrible amalgamation of guidos and gilda>Samantha Wright with a bad tan
God dammit night threads you're supposed to be less shitty than day threads.
>>7652983Octavia cum dumpster
>>7653019How am I supposed to lick her milky white skin if she doesn't have milky white skin?
these requests are all terribleare you guys just having an off night?>>7653015>>7653011what about gilda? i'm not doing a longer fic request right now, so what kind of scene would you like to see in short order?
>>7653018Fuck size play. Fuck vore. Fuck diapers.Some of you guys are weird.But who am I to talk, I enjoy SoAshamedPony
>>7653024but night threads are just pits of perpetual lust and sexual deviancy
>>7653031>these requests are terrible;-;What are some fetishes you want to write, darf? I'll see if we can sync up.As for the Gilda, though... maybe she digs military guys on shore leave?
>>7653031If third person, have gildaxLightning dust.Through their pain of RBD, they are natural lovers. Hate fuck.
>>7653048>Gildax Guard ponesI like it.
Gilda lays eggs into the accepting vag of RBD.
alright, nevermindi'll check back another timenight
>>7653093No darf please, help me help youI won't be vanilla if I can help it
>>7653093waitwhat about jammy cuddling
Guys. Darf is one of those guys who asks for input and then just leaves.He will never write a story.
>>7653119>he will never write a storyhahahahahaha
>>7653119Yeah, darf never writes stories!What a maroon!
>>7653093You should at least mention what kind of thing you're looking for, in a broad sense.How am I to know whether to request Anon having sex with the reanimated corpse of Celestia controlled by Alicorn Twilight after ascending or spending the night with Pinkie in snowcave after an avalanche hits you while skiing, and having to cuddle(and more) to keep warm?
>>7653139>Anon having sex with the reanimated corpse of Celestia controlled by Alicorn Twilight after ascendingOh my
>>7653139That's not how requests work, anon.I mean, darf is kind of selective about the stuff he writes, but saying 'gilda' is a pretty broad request. There's not really anywhere to go with it.Something like... I dunno... Gilda bdsm would make sense. Or Luna x Pinkie Pie foodplay. Stuff like that.What kind of fetish is 'shore leave'?
I think garth belongs in AIE not MLPG.
>>7653037I hate you so much.
>>7653171What the fuck is a garth?
>>7653158Man, I meant to imply that I'd rather have Gilda sweaty facesitting instead of Applejack.The small amount of story that could have led to it was a guy on shore leave.
Alright which one of you did it.
>>7653158I don't mean say "I'm going to take a pseudo-necrophilia Celestia/anon request, someone make one"Just something like "Someone suggest something a little disturbing, I am in the mood to write something quick"Or whateverIts just hard, I guessI have too many fetishesI can never decide which to bother people about
>>7653183>someone finally came inside
>>7653171I think my dick belongs in pon y
>>7653179>Gilda sweaty facesitting
>>7653183i would cum inside rainbow dash so hardwhy is she such a cum-in-able pone?>>7653184well, you know what kind of stuff he writesjustdo whatever
HaI Guuise!Recommend me a story premise that I will not write. Hurr durr I am a great writer.
>>7653171I've actually read some of those storiesI was surprised that most were not self-insert
>>7653197good one dude
>>7653197Anon please stopthis is a chill time
>>7653213Chill time? This whole thread has been non chill. Were you even in the last one?!
>>7653219But now it is a chill time
>>7653197can you write about mah special OC dating a pretty mare? Mah OC is a pegasus he's good at archery, short blades, and can do alchemy. His mare is a sweet mare with a desire to fly, but no wings, she's got a hot body and can cook really well.
>>7653194She's a cutie patooti
>>7653194>well, you know what kind of stuff he writesThats the problem, kind ofHe's written everything from rather dark rape to lovey waifuism, straight to gay, etc.I love the guy for it, but it makes it tough.
>>7653219we could talk some more about centaurpones if you like
>>7653238centaurs are lame
>>7653229She is my second favorite pony. My favorite is Lyra which makes me a hhhuuuuuggggeeeeeeee faggot.
How many of you seriously waifu cartoon horses?
THE FASTER WE'RE FALLINGWE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING
>>7653244>taking anybody seriously on em el pee gee
>>7653241Well the first step is admitting it.>>7653244I do not believe in waifusThe optimal pony relationship is several ponies in a harem for every human.
>>7653238Someone should draw a centaur plane pony
>>7653244I love Fluttershy, but I already have a waifu.
>>7653263Does she taste like bacon? Is there no mistakin'?
>>7653254WE'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AGAIN
One day Gilda was in Ponyville. She wanted to see her old best friend Rainbow Dash because Rainbow Dash is a hot piece of a pony ass and Gilda wanted to hit dat shit like a two-by-four into a zebra's face.So she tracked down Rainbow Dash, who was asleep in her bed recovering from a hangover after a night of drinking and sucking dick in the bathroom bar. Gilda knocked on the window once, but let herself in after she didn't get an answer."Yo', Dash, you listenin'? Get your ass up, girl," Gilda said.But Rainbow Dash slept."Come on, bitch, lemme beat that pussy up." Gilda flipped Rainbow Dash onto her back, and Rainbow Dash finally woke up, staring into a cat-bird face hankering for a taste of her pony-cooze."Gilda, what the hell. I'm supposed to hate you and stuff," Rainbow Dash said."Shut up baby, I know it. Just lie your ass back and lemme get a taste o' that blue waffle."And before she knew it Rainbow Dash was totally getting licked out by a gross beak and long cat tongue. But, it felt kind of good.After a while, she totally girl-jizzed, and was convinced Gilda belonged. So, they proceeded to have super hot lesbians with each other until they both passed out, Rainbow Dash taking the time to throw up all over herself before she did, just like the cheap five-dollar whore she is.The end.
Why do so many people like Lyra when Bonbon is the pretty one?
>>7653285Do hohoho. Someone is angry.
>>7653244No waifu, but it's good for a quick wank. I don't waifu. I can't picture myself in any kind of relationship at all. I've never seen one. It's unfathomable.
>>7653287Is that an android?Seriously what the fuck is that.
>>7653293because lyra is a spunky slut who wants to get some human dick, and bonbon is an insufferable cunt with personality issues who changes her voice every other week
>>7653310mascara running, I guess
>>7653293People love Lyra because of the fanon that she loves humans. Therefore she would love you back just for existing, and that's a comforting thought.
>>7653293Why can't I have both.
>>7652057Young Pinkie let someone knock her out and slip away.
>>7653310That's JackBionic criminal with tons of baggagealso these>>7653319>>7653316
>>7653311But all of her voices were very pretty. All of themEven the CoTC one
>>7653323Don't you have some shitty hentai/anime/harem shit game to be playing right now?
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>>7653331scootaloo, you will never have a harem of pony slutsjust give up alreadythe fanfic you wrote was one thing, but now this is just sad
>>7653322It's against the rules
>>7653276also fuck you, now I've gotta listen to that for ANOTHER couple of hours on repeat
>>7653346Fuck your rules, I'm taking them both.
>>7653333agreed, Bonbon is top tier mare, I would even play with her old gen toys
>>7653373I would insert my penis into pony and ejaculate non-sexually
>>7653377unfwould you rail them so hard they sprayed marecum all over your crotch and then milked your load with the squeezing of their pony pussy?...nonsexually?
>>7653377Now you're just being silly
>>7653194She's aggressive yet adorable. She'd be the kind that would play fight with you and then snuggle up with you afterwards.And then when the topic of intimacy starts, she would immediately start blushing and bunch up, trying to hide her girly side to preserve her status quo as the really cool one, but still too embarrassed to react.
>>7653385Of course. Only non-sexually though. Pony are not for sexual.
>>7653397fuck yeshow would she respond when you told you were close?would she tense up and get close herself, and then try to ask you to stay inside, blushing and stammering over her words?or would she scream it, clenching her hind legs around you and demanding you fill her up with as much of your jizz as you could manage?
>>7653397>play fightThat's why Gilda is the best. I want no-holding-back punches thrown before cuddling. Makes it that much sweeter rubbing our cheeks together if both of our faces are swelling up.
>>7653400But wouldn't it be
>>7653361I'm going to tell on you.
>>7653422>you will never command the swarm
>>7653447That's a penis
>>7653447jesus christgive the kid an eye patch at least
>>7653447whywhy the fuck would you draw that
>>7653447I love you Hops. Nothing will ever change that.
>>765328510/10 Classic for the ages.>>7653276From the lovin' to the oven, yeah, do I know what you're bakin'? or is it "thinkin'"? I can't really tell in the song.
>>7653424It would be completely non-sexual
>>7653464Thats why I stopped after mistakin'.I have no idea what he says after that.
>>7652677They're more rewatchable than S2, anon.
>>7653464It's "yeah you know what I'm bakin'"I wish it was "yeah you know I love bacon'"
>>7653457>>7653459it was a request and i havent added the guards fucking him yet, calm yourselves dunno if i'll get there tonight though
The sad part is that it has gotten to the point where the second fap is the best because I really have to work for it.
>>7653415She would grab you with her hind legs, pull you in close, and then try to deeply kiss you.
>>7653119Darf? Writing stories?pffpffptt in your dreams!
>>7653485Hey Applebloom can you put your mouth around my dick for a while non sexually?
>>7653482i hate you
>>7653484>Second Fap>Use jizz from first fap as lube.Unf
>>7653482You're so good to us ;_;
>>7653482i love you
>>7653482You have a tumblr or DA or something?
>>7653240ur lame times infinity
>>7653487i think it would be hot if during foreplay you started to put the condom onand she reached out and stopped your hand with her hoofand said"No, it's... don't, okay? I wanna... I wanna feel you. For real. When you... y'know...""...when you... cum. I... I want it inside.""...please?"
>>7653512>being this newhttp://dovne.tumblr.com/
>>7653462>>7653504>>7653505thanks friends <3>>7653497>>7653500<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
>>7653520Oh it's that guy? Neat.Sorry I don't come around here very often anymore.
About half way through The Butterfly Effect if any one else wants to joinhttp://www.livestream.com/yeowzacinema
>>7653524its ok neither do i though its not because i dont love you all
>>7653517u-unfwait, can human even make pone pregnant?
>>7653539Yes, but they need to insert themselves even further in.
>>7653550I am a master at self-insertion
>>7653557You can insert yourself into me, anon
>>7653539well, there's only one way to find out"D-don't.... don't pull out," she begs as she feels your closeness, coursing from your body to hers with the jerkiness of your thrusts and the tightness of your fingers on the base of her wings. "I w-wanna... oh Celestia, I wanna feel you shoot it in me..." She sounds delirious, stammering and slurring her speech like she's intoxicated. You can feel an extra tightness around your shaft, like she's squeezing and pulling and begging you to finish, to cum, to spurt sticky white stuff inside her pussy and coat every inch of her walls with your potent, virile sperm.
>>7653550would Dash really be willing to risk pregnancy?
>>7653447I wish to be the little colt dressed as a filly and rammed by powerful stallions.I'm not gay, though.
>>7653565Ew gross I ain't no queermosexual
>>7653479I kind of figured, it makes more sense. Kind of unusual though, I can usually hear his lyrics clearly in his songs.
>>7653566>Sticky white stuffThat's the worst description of semen I've seen yet
>>7653580But I only have an anus
How do ponies into safe sex? Do they have condoms?
>>7653592Not that guy, but I could do worse if you'd like.How would you feel about "love glue"?
>>7653592I'm sorry I failed you, anon
>>7653602Now that's just silly
>>7653597Look both ways before you cross the street.
>>7653576I believe you.There's nothing gay about wanting to be pretty, you know? Dressing up in pretty little dresses, maybe putting on a little makeup and perfume, tease your friends a little bit, and eventually letting them have their way with you. Nothing gay about that, just healthy experimentation.
>>7653602burning hot baby mayonaise
>>7653484>Tfw you fap>Then you find something hot>You get an erection>You keep at it for like an hour>You're like 15 minutes overdue>You then realize you started to early and nothing will get you to cum>You have to start all over again after a longer breakMasturbation is hell
>Rainbow looked at me and smiled before she started to make her way out of my house.>At the door, however, she stopped.>I wasn't sure what she was doing, she did say she was tired and need to go home.>That is when she turned her head back to me, and blew me a kiss while winking at me.>But....she did not wink with her eyes
>>7653597Of course they do, anonymous.
>>7653619>tfw you fap>tfw find a series of pictures you can fap to>tfw your imagination is on overdrive, this fap is hot as fuck>start falling asleep>half sleeping half fapping>dream fapping>imagination becomes real>wake up>shit I'm supposed to finish>fall asleep again>wake up like an hour later>finish>whole thing took 3 hoursWhat a wonderful way to kill 3 hours
>>7653626That is a wonderful piece of art. Cheers.
>>7653626>Sex Ed FestThese fucking ponies have it all
>>7653641I have actually done that a couple of times. Everytime I laugh but continue because I am still rock solid.
Presumably the reason there are so few stallions in the show is because in real life stallions are highly competitive and will fight if they're around each other.Which stallions do you think have been gelded so that they're more feminine and won't fight with the alpha males of Ponyville?
>>7653666Satan that's not a term for vagina
>>7653661winking slitmarehooddripping-wet sexslick rose petals
>>7653660Snips and Snails are going to get gelded so hard.Caramel got gelded. The CMCs don't realize that he's just like a nice companion/toy to his "girlfriend" because they're dumb.
>>7653666GET OUT OF HERE JAY NAYLOR
>>7653646>Cheers>The subject of the picture is CheerileeOh, you.
>>7653671Vaginas are gross anyway.
>>7653688you mean you're not a fan of a nice set of turkey curtains?
>>7653688fuk u satan
>>7653667she's a giraffe, jim
so how about that bookpon
>>7653666>insert subtle Dark Souls reference here
>>7653680So Snips and Snails are told that one of them is eligible to be an alpha male. Only one. They get to choose who becomes an alpha and is surrounded by mares for the rest of their lives, and which one gets gelded and essentially serves a companion role as a smaller, sexually immature, feminine little stallion sidekick.Which one comes out the alpha? How does the alpha comfort the poor gelded pone?
Which of the mane six has the least amount of 'clop'fics?
>>7653714she's got a nice asshole.
>>7653725I agreeI'd sniff her asshole
>>7653686What can I say.
>>76537232.3If you write about her, some bronies will *GRABS YOU BY THE THROAT* I SAID BACK OFF
>>7653731>Boy you humans sure are weird!
>>7653714I want to marry her
>>7653714She's pretty books
>>7653733The fuck is 2.3?
>>7653723I think knighty said rarity had the least amount of overall ficsbut dunno about clopI'll ask him later
>>7653745DYEWTS2.3 is Fluttershy.
>>7653714I think Bookpone is sillier than Applepone
>>7653745Android pony from GIYCDYEWTS?
>>7653723Pinkie Pie. She barely has any.
>>7653761Applepone's probably got a better smelling anus
>>7653745>>7653752>>7653756Does anyone have that blingee pic of 2.3 spelled out in Snoops?
>>7653714She's good. I like her a lot.
>>7653774DoubtfulTwilight probably keeps hers quite clean, AJ's is probably all sweaty and smelly from working the fields all day.
>>7653757at least she isn't a slut
which pony would be most likely to go ass to mouth?
>>7653784Exactly. Twilight's asshole just doesn't have that delightful musk.
>>7653721Gelded ponies aren't horny thoughSo the gelded one isn't really missing out on much if they find a loving partnerIt might even help them find one, seeing as they must be in it for an actual relationship
>>7653789FluttershyShe'll do whatever you want.
>>7653789Pinkie. Then AJ.
>>7653784>AJ's is probably all sweaty and smelly from working the fields all day.h-haha yeahthat's why twilight's w-would smell better...
>>7653784>AJ's is probably all sweaty and smelly from working the fields all dayYou're doing a bad job of convincing me Twilight has a better anus
>>7653774It's definitely sweatier.
>>7653789PinkieFluttershy would do it if you told her to, though.
>>7653721I would think Snips would become the alpha.He would comfort Snails by doing the "snipping" himself. Snails would essentially become a female submissive to him and, to make up for taking his manhood, Snips would spoon (inserted, of course) every night with "her".
>>7653800i never thought about fluttershy doing atmbutunf
>>7653774Anon I wasn't even talking about that
>>7653805>>7653804>>7653794I forgot you guys like that.
When the fuck did this 2.3 thing come into play?
>>7653814Applepone's probably got a better smelling libraryand by library I mean anus
>>7653745HELLO NEW ANON!ENJOYING YOUR STAY?Maybe you should lurk more before asking such silly questions
>>7653761quite possible.she has a sillier dance.
>>7653812She'll even thank you for letting her do it for you afterwards.
>>7653811Still gets me. Thanks.
jesus christ you guys
>>7653827I want to fuck bookpone on a globe
>>7653828u-unfwhy is fluttershy such an unconscionably sexy pone
>>7653839Jesus shouldn't look at MLPGI hope he turns a blind eye
>>7653848>implying he isn't fartanon
>>7653810>your best friend will never geld you, then fuck you to sleep every night, whispering in your ear about how you make the perfect girlfriend;_; life is so cruel
Am I the only person here who doesn't have his dick in his hand at this very moment?
>>7653843She's got that terrific submissive sexiness to her. Not that I don't enjoy other personalities, but she pulls that one off well.
>>7653820If god did not want me to love sweaty, musky butts he would have not made them so beautiful.
>>7653848I am pretty sure god cannot see what is on the internet. Something about dimensions/information as energy thing.
goodnight MLPG~dont stay up too late, now
>>7653866dropping throbbing dicks
>>7653858I'm too drunk to get aroused, so I'm just passively shoving my fetishes into the general like a bent dollar into a soda machine
>>7653858>am I the onlyNo anon, you are never the only one.
>>7653866YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MOM
>>7653858One hand on my mouse.The other pleasuring my sweet anus.
>>7653855Which pony has a farty butt, MLPG?I forgot.
>>7653866I'm expecting sweaty Applebutts from you later, Hops
>>7653875None of them
>>7653875Ponies don't have anuses so they don't fart
>>7653860yeahi'm really digging that about herwhat are some other fun, submissive fluttershy scenarios?
>>7653858I am a little embarrassed to admit this, but I never learned how to fap with my hand. I'm 21.For nearly a decade now I've been "jerking" it by flailing against my mattress or a pillow.
>>7653891>that pony just finished sucking the cum out of your dick after you pulled it out of her asshole
>>7653893What the fuck
>>7653843Fluttershy is just to innocentBut she gives off this maternal energy regardless
>>7653893Are you a horse?
>>7653893This is hilarious.
>>7653903Nope>>7653899I don't get how you're supposed to stimulate yourself enough by hand! It seems too slow.I've heard lotion helps but that seems like it would make a huge mess.
>>7653882>>7653888That's a funny way to spell "Fluttershy," MLPG.
>>7653890I'd like it if she had some pet dogs or the like that she let, well you know, every now and then. But that's treading into weird territory now.
>>7653897are you just replying to every single post like this?for god's sake give it a rest
>>7653918You circumcised? It makes a difference.
>>7653931Yes, I am filthy westerner scum.
>>7653916Welp, time to go listen to Alive 2007.
>>7653918>Too slowI can't speak for everyone, but I masturbate extremely fast
>>7653931No it doesn't.I can masturbate just as efficiently as my uncut friend.his cock is just more fun to suck
>>7653927that's not badwhile we're talking about weird things to do with fluttershyi'd really like touhpee on herjust a little bit
>>7653934Ah. Figures. Superior uncut dicks make it significantly easier.
my little penis general?
>>7653942That was very well formated.
>>7653956I miss sweaty butts general
>>7653956my little fetish general
>>7653942I bet she'd like that. I can see her getting excited when you get to that part of the evening.
>>7653927I have a huge fetish for TF that results in getting fucked by one's new natural partner.TG then getting fucked counts, but I really like it when they get turned into, say, a dog, and then a real dog descends on them and they can't resist.It's relatively uncommon afaik.
>>7653918This is why being uncircumsized is the best. No lube required.I feel bad for you guys who have to use lotion and tissues.
>>7653961The party never stops
>>7653969what is TF?
>>7653966oh god, i hope sofluttershy would be a very nice pony to spank tooshe'd flick her tail up in the air and bend over and start winking for you when you took out the paddleand drip a little bit onto the bed as she wiggled her butt in your direction and murmured "please...?"
>>7653983TF is transformation, not sure what TG is there.
>>7653969I hear you. There's something amazingly arousing about the thought of something with severely less intelligence having it's way with it's master or some one trapped, transformed, etc.
>>7653998oh godthat outlinePUFFY RARITY LIPS WHY
Its weird. The TF stuff does nothing for me but watersports gets me off like no other.Man I am fucked up.
>>7653996You hit the nail right on the head.
>>7654006Easier for the sweat and marejuice to mingle, anon
Which pony has the biggest camel toe?