Would you share a milkshake with your favorite pony?What flavor?
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>my dick when I read Darf's fic about fucking Vinyl in the ass so hard she whacks her head on the stall door and gets a nosebleed
>>7593474Yes.Chocolate Hazelnut MaltMalts > Milkshakes
THIS THREAD SHALL BE DERPTASTIC
>>7593491semen isn't an instrument
>>7593474Any flavor she'd like! She can pick whatever she wants.
What did you all think of Dexter's Rude Removal?
>>7593502I can't decide if I'm gonna fantasize about femrover or gilda tonightit's troubling
>>7593506>tfw that fic was inspired by the comic I drewNo one gives me credit for that. Oh well.
>>7593512i hate yamino.like, wh40k-level hate.
>>7593532it was shit
>>7593474vanillajust one straw
>>7593532Eh. Not terribly funny.
>>7593532It made me laugh in that classic Dexter way.
>>7593528>Stop being so indecisive all the time, god
>>7593532wasn't really that good, but if I saw it a decade ago on network television I probably would've loved it
>>7593543You want to get credit for making people masturbate?
>>7593532Listening to Dexter and Deedee curse killed a small par of my childhood.
>>7593419>A comic about a little girl who got her pony back.
>>7593543Which comic?That doesn't sound familiarIt was a really fucking hot story though
>>7593532Sometimes censoring makes things more funny, this was not one of those times.
>>7593543But it was inspired by the red panties pic and the nosebleed pic
beause someone in the last thread was asking for ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwpIqzTCNjw
>>7593584at least it's something
Blueberry, I guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwpIqzTCNjwFrom the last thread.A little girl gets Derpy.You may cry.
Rainbow Flavoured. Because it's the best flavour.
>>7593528>>7593569I absolutely hate this. The one real girlfriend I've had could never make up her mind."So what do you want to do?""I dunno, whatever you want to do."Drove me up the wall. If I was going to do what I wanted to do I wouldn't bother asking. Would it kill some people to have an opinion?
>>7593610Discord is going to outlive her
>>7593608You know that red panties pic?That was traced from my comic.
>>7593474Definitely. I'm sure she'd be into Peppermint.
so, here's a video of a horse sucking a cockhttps://anonfiles.com/file/325ac29ab96186c659959e6ad62e33ea
>>7593590I'd read it
>>7593532I was just happy to see a new Dexter's Lab.It's been so many years, and Cartoon Network has fallen so far since then.For a second I felt like a kid again.
Why would I share if I could get one for each of us?
>>7593637>>7593651Oh, well then sorry.
Check out this pony.
Hopefully can get a bit of critique this time. While pony arms have bent like this in the show, i'm having a tough time making it look right. Any tips?
>>7593645>implying the EoH arent immortal
>>7593535Femrover. Do it.
>>7593590She never left...
>>7593474Rainbow Dashand... for the pony...Rainbow Dash.
>>7593684That's a sexy pony.
GIVE ME THE PONY!
>>7593691The lines look a bit thick.But no, honestly it looks fine even if real horses don't bend that way.
>>7593657>mfw it's actually realHow dumb do you have to be to stick your genitals in a horse's mouth? Have you ever seen their teeth?
Fluttershy has a problemHow do you throw her an intervention?
>>7593724>real horses don't bend that wayEat shit, you're not an artist.>inb4 hurr he won't progress unless he draws real-life horsesI'm so tired of people like you
>>7593691Like the other anon said, I don't think pony arms are suppose to bend that way, so it might just look weird in the end.If it were me, I'd have the legs bent forward like the normally are, but pulled back and locked together with a handcuff kind of device behind his back.
Hello Ink is done. I kinda like my new brush settings. Crit me please.
>>7593745give her the d
>>7593532>There will never be an unaired episode of MLP where Pinkie calls Twilight a "skull-fucking douchebag"
>>7593761Do you WANT our contributors to leave?
Which pony do I pretend to cuddle with tonight on this very very cold night?
>>7593691give her more defined shoulders.
>>7593680The first picture is the image that accompanied darf's fic, and got really popular/viewed. the second is the comic I drew that the fic was inspired bybut oh well, it's been resolved
>>7593630A lot of people don't have an opinion at the time you ask.
>>7593776no, just your attitude.
>>7593763Very well. You take triple damage, and receive the "Stunned" status effect for five turns.
>>7593763I like the upper half and the Angel Bunny.But I take issue with the bottom half.Namely, the hooves seem too large, and horses don't have cloven hooves.
>>7593765No! Give her the double d.
>>7593763Flat toes. Camel?
>>7593757Oh hell, I like that idea a lot. I'll probably do that.
>>7593763Reminds me of some of those French comics. Don't really have any kind of critique, nothing that pops out as wrong. Good job.
>>7593765the d can't solve everything, anon
>>7593804I'm just tired of shitheaps like you trying to criticize while talking out your ass
>>7593587What's sad is I can see Megatron blundering like that and coming off as the kindhearted hero.And later beating the fuck out of Starscream for it.
[ ] Fastest[ ] Cutest[ ] Bestest[ ] Bluest[ ] Prettiest[ ] All of the above
>>7593778>herBad news, anon.
>>7593763needs less arms infront of tits
>>7593532I never knew Dexter's mom had such a hot voice.
>>7593805Seriously though, like >>7593812 said, I don't think centaurs have cloven hooves. Maybe Unitaurs do, but probably not Pegataurs.
>>7593829>like meha. You don't know me. These artists are big boys now. They can handle themselves
Which horse is most likely to be hospitalized for a masturbation related injury?
>>7593763What's up with her hooves.
>>7593833[X] All of the above
>>7593855That's not even an option
>>7593850Exactly, so stop trying to butt in with your half-baked ideals of how their art should be, you piece of shit
>>7593615>>7593628Dad was kind of a douche, but it made me happy to see a kid all excited about Derpy Hooves.
>>7593587I liked it when we have fun
>>7593645>Someday, decades and decades from that episode, Fluttershy approaches Discord with a somber look.>She looks up at him and says the most painful words she ever had to say"Let me go...">He stops what he's doing, the block of cheese chasing the mouse dropping back to the floor>He asks what she's talking about, that's when he learns she just got back from Twilight's funeral.>Despite this, Fluttershy doesn't look a day older than she did when they first met>Fluttershy sniffs, choking back tears"I know...it was you. I've always knew...but I was selfish. I wanted to be with my friends as long as I could. I....wanted to be useful to them and not get old....but now they're gone and...">She's crying now>Discord lowers his head, turns around and snaps his fingers once"Go to sleep, you'll see them soon.">He flashes away>Fluttershy does as she's told, walking to her bed>She never remembered it being that hard to climb those stairs>She's so tired by the time she gets there, she can barely get under the covers>Her eyes heavy, she takes one last look at the picture of her and her friends>Frozen in time, that first weekt hey met>She falls asleep, never to awaken
>>7593857Big Mac. It wasn't self-inflictedMore akin to an assault in battery. Too many suspects to press charges
>>7593532it was hyped up as some in house joke episode never meant to be airedbut it was actually just a normal episode the network didn't want to aireven with bleepsdissipointed, but it was a decent episode.
t-t-t-wily! am I dying?!
>>7593878your not even an option
>>7593812 againAlso the legs seem too thin. Especially the left foreleg.
>>7593883stop butting in with your half baked ideals of how criticisms should be, you piece of shit.
>>7593797Ya know, I've never seen the full page of that comic...
>>7593900Do they have vacuums in Ponyville?
>>7593902If you press your ear to her stomach, you can hear her digesting. It's quite soothing
>>7593912shinning stop being so melodramaticyou fell on your tomato casserole again
>>7593927Stop trying to drive out contributors, anon
>>7593837Make it a her, it looks better as a female.Trust me, female OCs are the best for porn
>>7593511here's a fapfic, anon.
>>7593930It's pretty old, so I don't really care about it anymore, buthttp://derpibooru.org/90602?scope=scpe4a35f660306a355bf70cf8e69566da9d717eff4e
>>7593777Always Sunbutt. Pretend you are Twilight
Why don't you faggots integrate with /mlp/ or fuck of to mlpchan.
>>7593892>Wow Megatron! You can use pink unicorn magic too?>Look friendship beams! He wants a hugThose too posts always makes me loose it
>>7593797That was a great fic for a character that only has a few seconds of screen time throughout the entire series.8/10, would fuck that horse hard
>>7593949Who said it was an OC?You're assuming all over the place.
>>7593912>after a battle>everyone but Nurse Pony has armour>not protecting your only medics on the battlefield
>>7594013what is this fucking UNOPT shit anyway???
>>7593940what the fuck is this even supposed to mean?i've pressed my ear to a woman's stomach before and i didn't hear shit.what do you fantasize you hear? gurgling noises? rumbling?
>>7594025UNOPT is all.
>"Hey big brother! This show's funny! Haha that one thing made a hole in the floor with its BUTT...pfhahahaha">"Yeah little sis, it sure is funny. Better than funny, it's one of the best cartoons of all time. Don't you just love that grey pony with the funny eyes?">"Um yeah, I liek her I gess">"Did you know that me and my friends on the internet created her? Look! She's about to say a funny thing! We are the ones that made this happen! Watch, sis">"Um okay">"Wasn't that the best thing ever? You know what really SUCKS? That funny pony, her name was Derpy, but she was removed from the show! Due to SOCIAL JUSTICE! Isn't that messed up? I know Derpy was your favorite!!">"Okay. I'm hungry cand I have some of your chips?">"No little sis you're supposed to be mad about it. I'm recording this so we can send it to Lauren Faust and see about getting Derpy put back into the show. I know she touched your heart. You know, that funny grey pony that you love? Derpy? Remember her?">"I hath to go to the badhroom...">"NO LITTLE SIS, PONY SHOW ISNT OVER YET, YOU CANT GET UP WITHOUT WATCHING THE ENDING! THATS DISRESPECTFUL TO MY LITTLE PONY! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND WATCH IT!">"*Sniff* Y-you're scary big brother....I'm bored...."
>>7594018She looks too much like a horse
I once shared a vanilla milkshake with Pinkie Pie.And then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever.
>>7593912>Derpy didn't mean to hit him with the flag pole.
>>7594025the greatest artist in the fandom
>>7594025He is the greatest and worst artist in the fandom.
>>7593895why am i feeling things
>>7594007Well you could've said whatever the fuck it was.
>>7594034He meant to say You can feel her foal kicking
>>7593780>>7593794>>7593795>>7593805>>7593812>>7593823>>7593826>>7593841>>7593845>>7593848>>7593867Thanks for the comments. And ask for the cloven. I don't know what I was thinking. It just looked neat to me. But I'll make another version with wings and hooves.
>>7594050>MilkmanTake us back.
>>7594025He's kind of a dick
>>7594058you left your cake out in the rain
>>7594039>>7594055>>7594057i'm serious what is it?
>>7594050I wish the milkman would deliver my milk, in the morning
>>7594093It's part of the tagging system for Derpibooru, I think.
>>7594093Unoptimized. Its how Derpibooru processes its pictures.
>>7593912How is that flag just floating there?
>>7594093It's just a shorthand for UNOPTimized, it has to do with Derpibooru processes pictures.
>>7594086I like Mcarthur Park unironically
>>7593895Anon pleaseI don't need feels right nowI'm already depressed enough
>>7594086legitimately worst song ever written pls go
>>7593970I WILL RELEASE CONTRIBUTOROS INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
>>7594043>you're scary>i'm boredWhat an autist.
>>7594013Why do you have that saved?WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SAVED?I FUCKING DID THAT EDIT
>>7594067It's probably gonna be braeburn
>>7594052I cracked up. That is now my story for this picture.
>those derpy feels>these flutter feels>this game fucking gameMLPG i am die.
>>7593895despite the >feels I'm getting from this, discord is uncharacteristically terse. surely he'd have more to say than that to his first and best friend in the world.
>>7594192>discord is uncharacteristically terseYou take that backDiscord has WAY better taste in episodes
>>7593895Am I the only one that didn't feel anything? And I usually get feels from stuff like this.
>>7593895"Everyone dies eventually" is the cheapest and easiest way to make a story with emotion.
>>7594161We got the feelsmith band back together!Isn't that great?
>>7594238GreatNow give Derpy the gun
>>7594233Sex is the easiest way to make a joke.
>>7594233Once you die, you're dead forever. That's a really long time.
>>7594233Everyone has to die.
>>7594233B-but muh feels!
>>7594238>still no teen feelsBut it's a start
>>7594134I like having my feet planted to the ground. Thank you!
>>7594247Not with her eyes, she will think it's a tuba and blow her head off...
>>7594233"lel sex joek" is the easiest humor and the only one you know how to do
would pone be able to keep a genetically re-engineered space cowboy from wrangling them
>>7594238>Fluttershy sniffs, choking back toots
>>7593895>she's found the next morning>an old, frail, white-haired pegasus pony lies in her bed, having passed quietly in the night>a peaceful smile on her face
>>7594266In the wrong direction.
>>7594257>>7594282OMG STOP HATING ON DA COTRIBONROTOORS
>>7594266Give it time...We are going through the emotion cycle.if we did it now they would all die in tragic, heart wrenching ways.
>>7593895>Celestia and Discord stand on top of one of the castle's towers>they watch the sun go down together>Discord breaks the silence"How many have you had to watch go?">Celestia never takes her eyes off the lowering sun. She smiles sadly."More than I'd like to count.">The sun disappears and the moon begins to rise. Discord casually traces some stars in Fluttershy's shape"...Does it ever get easier?">Celestia can't bring herself to answer>they go back to watching the now starlit sky in the quiet comfort of the other
>>7593895Whats even fucking worse is that he kept her young and healthy so she could be useful to her friends he loved her so fucking muchI cant take this shit
>>7594282>make a career writing about sex while being a virgin
>>7594257>>7594282Evidently I struck a nerve
>>7594233It's also incredibly effective if turned on its head.Sagan's Pale Blue Dot speech.
>>7594288yesthat game is shit
>>7593763I refuse to believe you've only been drawing for a month. Why would you say such a thing?
>>7594319its not that shit
>>7594233Nothing is original, blah blah blah.It was short, simple, and decently implemented.
>>7594257>>7594282Don't lash out, anon, I know you're mad.
>>7594317they have a point though
>>7593474So the OP was totally not asking for that pic, right?
>>7593918Oh didn't see you! Thank you for the comment. I was going for a dainty fragile look for her but I guess the hooves ruined it. Silly me.
>>7594317No, it's just the easiest jab we can muster.
>>7594233Is that why you made up the story about your brother dying?
>>7594329I refuse to believe it too. Pigfish claimed the same thing when he was around. I don't get guys like them.
>>7594312I kinda like that. It'd be nice to have a full-on fic about it.
I would let Cloudchaser and Flitter lick my skin flute until they get the cream filling
>>7594336so wait is exalius actually crookedtreed
>>7594312how many what? I doubt many ponies are as special too her as the mane6 are or in this case were.
Why does the moth keep flying into Applejack's face?
>>7593474Vanilla, Twilight might like vanilla.
>>7594330It's funI enjoy it
>>7594299>Abloo bloo, they are getting all feely again!>Now where will I get my porn?!
>>7594329i thought he had only started drawing pony recently, and had been drawing other stuff before that
>>7594329I don't know what else to say. Comics influenced me a lot when I was growing up.
>>7594391Feels are fine.Teen feels were always bad.
>>7594389Twilight has a filthy little mind
>>7594379Well DUH! Who wouldn't want to hug that pony?
>>7594312Obviously the solution is for them to fall in love with each otherForever
>>7594379Because they want to show how cute they are.
>>7594379Right, he should aim for the other side.
>>7594379She has a magnetic personality
>>7594391>teen feels>not porn
>>7594373>this person had a huge section in purplekecleon's art booksregret
>>7594411There's a lot of people here who'd disagree with you.But your opinions are your own. I respect that.
>>7594409But it's not fair. I've been trying hard for years.I honestly want to give up.
>>7594317They're right though. It's the only joke you do.
>>7594411Gotcha.You can continue not liking them and we may or may not keep doing them.To each their own, I guess!
>>7594420Why would Discord not want to fuck a pony
>>7594467discord is afraid of sex
What made you smile today anon?
Feels are the worst thing to happen to this site. I sincerely hope anyone who encourages this shit gets cancer and dies slowly.
>>7594420I prefer a moment of mutual respect between the two
>>7593912does anyone have that pic of shining armor's stat block? the one with the defense stat poking way out of the octagon?i think kevinsano made it, but derpiboo.ru sucks ass for searching.
>>7594423That way he could ride on her head without blocking her vision. Perfect.
>>7594479People enjoyed something I created.
>>7594422LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE THESE BABIES ARE
>>7594454Why hate yourself when you can hate him instead?
Why aren't you out making new friends?
>>7594479The general wrote again.
>>7594420>even Discord wouldn't fuck a ponyWhat's your excuse?
>>7594467He has the head of a goat, the arm of a lion, and the dick of a fish
>>7594479/g/ celebrating like little children that nVidia will fuck up majorly and they can make house fire jokes again
>>7594479i helped make a feel people liked.
>>7594492moths are too cute for me
>>7594479My art got on EQD and Derpibooru. It sort of makes it worth it to see someone enjoy something I did.
Discoshy is the only thing i have left
>>7594483>I prefer a moment of mutual respect between the twothey can be respectful lovers
>>7594479Science news headlines
>>7594479I don't think I smiled today yet at all.
>>7594529>not submitting it yourselfGet out there and make dosh
>>7594520I'm better than him.
>>7594420Someone started a thread about you, FYI>>7593402
>>7594527My favourite are the bombyx morisPrecious little darlings
>>7594296>>7594312Nice additions. I wrote the original greentextInitially, before the episode, I wanted to write a fic that ended like that, but with Pinkie Pie. Hated to let it go to waste
>>7594238does anyone have a cap of the derpy feels from last thread?
>>7594536Do you think he'd be gentle and respectful about giving her the D or would a thousand years of pent-up sexual frustration manifest a little too strongly?
>>7594522Silly anon, fish don't have dicks.
>>7594542I'd pound Uranus frequently
>>7594575Will Lauren ever get GG published?
>>7594551I'm not consistent enough to make money off of my stuff. I don't like obligations, so I'm honestly happy just drawing what I can and improving where possible.
>>7594204>>7594214>>7594231DISCORD WAS NOT WORDY ENOUGH HE TALKS A LOT WHENEVER HE DOES TALK SO WHY DID HE NOT SAY MORE WORDS TO HIS BEST FRIEND BEFORE HER DEATH?
>>7594467Because horses are fucking gross.
>>7594529Mine did too. Been a while.
>>7594594Shut up, it was feely and that's all that matters.
>>7594570He'd bust instantly and get embarassed
>>7594583>Will Lauren ever get GG published?I've already been published.
>>7594556>They stole one of my edits.THOSE FIENDS!
Which pony would be the most horrified at the idea of a chicken omelette?inb4 Fluttershy
>>7594594While this is true, if they dragged it out it would make the "story" less entertaining and the fact that he DOESN'T say anything says a lot.
>>7594594What do you say to someone who's about to die?
>>7594633not just someone who is about to die, but technically someone you are about to kill.
>>7594594When someone verbose is suddenly at a loss for words, you don't think that's significant?
>>7594533nVidia just announced a 900$ single GPU card card that's 85% as powerful as the 690 which is dual GPU cardIt has a huge power draw a shit load of transistors and they are not letting GPU manufacturers to modify it so it will use the usually horrible stock card cooling
>>7594633"Can you try and take a shit first so I don't need to clean it up?"
>>7594633Hey, look alive kiddo.
>>7594613Me too.Published High Five?
>>7594570She'd shoot off like a bottle rocket with all that pent-up shit
>>7594602Awesome, yo! Which one was yours?
>>7594564It looks like you had something good there. Got a lot of people feelstruck
>>7594613WoahIs this a recent development? What is it?
>>7594670The one with the best pony
>>7594598>horses are fucking gross.You. Out.
>>75946702, actually!Fluttershy/derpy wing raspberries, and dash failing to wrap a present. Both MLPG requests.
>>7594658Ah, just in time for the Shield.
>>7594570I think since he would know her personality a little by that point, he would go about it gently. Trying to keep it light hearted and giggly and tender at first. Sometimes it would be awkward, due to how abstract he thinks, being the god of chaos after all. He might go about his advances a bit earlier than she had expected/hoped. Understandable, him being more mature age-wise.Once she was used to it (and it became enjoyable for her as well) it would become more heavy and passionate. Still having the sort of quirks and habits that Discord is known for. (One of the reasons she has affections for him)
>>7594658Good. I can't wait to be tricked into buying a $900 space heater.
>>7594713I think Fluttershy would surprise the shit out of him
Hey there pretty mama
>>7594686There was EFG thread published in a German tech magazine that was doing an article on 4chan. EFG shows up there three times including a whole screencap of a thread, and the article talks about how it's an art form that can only exist on imageboards.
>>7594695The wing raspberry was fucking adorable. Great job on it.
>>7594732>JB is a horsefucker
>>7594746posting is an art
>>7594644I know not of this Glaze you speak of
>>7594746Oh, that, I remember that.
>>7594761He prefers antelope
>>7594761If it's feminine and has sentience, Johnny Bravo is after it.
>>7593833>[x] All of the above
>>7594759>>7594695i missed this wing raspberry. care to post it?
>>7594746>I was in an article!Yeah, just like Nathan was in The Oregonian
>>7594777That episode did things to me.
>>7594238Are there designated feelsmith? Is there a feels collection somewhere?
>>7594791>being this slow>while responding to a Dash picture
>>7594783I wonder to who did Johnny lose his virginity. Who actually went out with him
>>7594777her faceshe looks like she's nice and wet for him
>>7594746You know, I've been meaning to ask you guys...How many of you are old drawfags from old /b/ or +4chan?Just curious.
>>7593474Applebloom is singing perfectly to this Ke$ha album I'm listening to
>>7594819hee! how cute!
>>7594807We can tell.You're here.
>>7594729Thats true! Either circumstances are equally possible~ she could be more eager than he would have anticipated. Which would lead to even more excitement on his part. It still might be awkward at parts. It would be nice to imagine fluttershy as a slut virgin, aha..
>>7594777Would you let a pony do this to you?
>>7594819yissI love wing pictures.
>>7594767You serious? If notWoodenToasterHe's obsessed with them
>>7594840>how many of you were old drawfags from /b/Dude, GG was literally all of them. Not even joking.
All right, I'm spent, I can't think of any more sexual things I want to do to ponies. Night.
>>7594840/b/ in 2005/06. Stopped going to 4chan for years. /co/ in 2010 cause of Avatar and then ponies.Not a regular drawfag.
streaming for a littleit's pornhttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuffhttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuffhttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
>>7594840silly anon.i never reveal my power level!i was a very active and involved member of the PN.
>>7594746My art is in numerous galleries.By galleries I mean in stalls in mens' rooms.
>>7594874johny bravo is a canon non-virgin
>>7594874That doesn't make senseHe knows what sex isHe had it. Somehow he had it.
>>7594859Sure, I guess. Not like I'd be able to stop most of them.If it were Applejack, I'd probably enjoy it.
>>7594732>"Ohhhhhh, MOMMA! That's one foxy-soundin' honey on the phone there!>I think I might just mosey on down to that "Carouse-al Boat-icue" place and score me a date.>"Once she sees this manly physique, layin' down the -->HUHH!>HOO!>HYAH!>HWAH!>--Johnny Bravo charm'll be as easy as cake.">ten minutes later, pic related
>>7594859None of themDon't you know pony saliva causes temporary paralysis AND is a powerful aphrodisiac?
>>7594840i was there when yellow vans were in trouble and getting a dog was discovered as effective anti-raid measures
>>7594892You made me check my pony news sources.That's seconds I won't get back.
>>7594859Would I let a pony look at me?...no
>>7594867You have intrigued me with this person of whom is obsessed with the morisThank you, kind anon
>>7594840I was like a dozenNone of them were good
>>7594891>the PNI, too, was introduced to /b/ when I was 15.
I will post this every night until you like it.
>>7594924Is that so?
>>7594924So does that mean I get a boner against my will and it magnifies all my senses so that even a brush of a hoof against my skin feels like electricity?
>>7594945Brendan I know that's you
>>7594840I didn't draw when I went to /b/, and I haven't set foot in that shithole for about 6 years now.
>>7594945I like it.
>>7594939I liked Boxdog and Chomp-chan a lot.
>>7594914I feel ashamed, but... I want to see a pony version of Johnny now, hitting on mares and getting beaten up as usual
>>7594941so you're 19 now?
>>7594941I was a YTMND transfer during the habbo raids. And a gaiafag. I was literally the definition of cancer.
>>7594903>Even Bravo got his dick wet.Why can't you Anon?
>>7594968>YTMND transfer during the habbo raidsStory of my life.
>>7594900>>7594903what? when? how?what proof is there that JB isn't still a virgin?
>>7594953And you'd be rendered immobile, powerless to relieve yourself
>>7594988I guess someone asked the creator.
>>7594926you should have recognized it was a quote
>>7594968>>7594978Holy fuck you flaming faggots.And you get mad at me for not being your /co/mrade.
>>7594968Pool's closed.PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
>>7594988Amazon island episodeThe vulcano needed a virgin sacrificeHe spat out Johnny
>>7594973>a handsome airhead got laidUnpossible I don't habeeb it.
>>7594988The volcano rejected him as a virgin sacrifice
>>7594973I'm terrified of physical intimacy and I feel ashamed because I'm very unattractive.but this has nothing to do with horses at all
>>7595008No more than usual
What are some good cartoons that aren't really entry level?I mean, right now my favorites are Adventure Time, Archer, and MLP:FiM so I know I'm kind of a pleb to this stuff.
>>7594955N-no, why would you think that?I like them Apple hips, just to let you know.
>>7595026>>7594941>>7594967The math adds up
Is turning 21 fun? I'm worried because I was a borderline alkie in college, went through 2 handles or more a week.
>>7595045b-but what does 2 + 2 = then
>>7595001what the fuck you're not a /co/mrade i don't even know you right nowplease tell me you at least like this pony
>>7595041Batman: TAS is pretty awesome.
>>7594044You don't like horses, anon?
>>7595020>nothing to do with horsesright
>>7595053If you like drinking and tittybars, yeah.
>>7595057Is it good if you aren't into capeshit?
>>7595054whats a 2?
>>7595055Of course I like that pony.
>>7595054One. T-two. Thr-eee-hee-heee. FOUR!
>>7595082Dear god, she's broken Twilight
>>7595080I never read comics but TAS is one of my favorite cartoons of all time if that helps
>>7595095that song was awful
>>7595095So what's after four?
>>7595080Yeah. It's one of my favorite cartoons ever, and I don't even read comics.
>>7594945do you want a stream?
>Twilight bimbo greentextfucking unf
>>7595130>You just start at one again, duh
>>7595041Here's /co/'s recsI'd personally recommend Wakfu if you don't mind reading subs
>>7595142I was kind of hopping for a bimbofication seriesPossibly about Rarity bimbotizing each of her friends
>>7595130She takes a nap.Counting is her fetish. Reaching four makes her orgasm. I don't think that people got the joke I was going for.
The purple pone is the most sexually attractive horse
Thank you based Rei for drawing my request Thank you based Dooks for coloring this cutie
>>7595166I could only think of Mr. Owl.I guess Applejack knows how many licks it takes to get to the center, too.
>>7595166So if you keep counting to four around her, she'll keep orgasiming?Would drawing out the count keep her on the edge of climax?
>>7595159Aww shit, daria's my jam
>>7595159>Star Wars: Clone Warsonce when I was really desperate for Star Wars content I sat through half a season of the CG version.
>>7595174why's she crying?Did she finally take the knot?
>>7595186I had a huge crush on her.
>>7595159wowa lot of shit in there
>>7595195I didn't give you permission.
>>7595185had a cult following, and a very active, but ultimately futile, effort at getting reboot continued.
Apple flavored milkshake?I DUNNO ABOUT DIS GUIZZ!!!!
/r/ing the picture of the hero that /mlpg/ needs.
>>7595195Which one then?
>>7595179She can get the cream filling out in record time.
>>7595184Yes. If you stop at three she'll just burst out sweating and twitching, begging for you to finish the count and end her torment.
>>7595189>CG versionNow I remember the original version and I got sad
>>7595166>counting is her fetishthat's almost as stupid as how quickly you nutjobs get fetishes
>>7595159>The Jackie Chan AdventuresIt's been a while
>>7595195Tex, am I going to have to fight you for my waifu? Because honestly I'll probably lose.
>>7595205Everyone did, anon, everyone did
>>7595214doesn't age wellAnimaniacs is even worse
>>7595213I don't need your danged permissions!>>7595218Search your feelings.
>>7595233u-unfberate me some more~
>>7595195Just confess your undying love for your waifu already
>>7595189the 3d clone wars only gets good after the second season.but boy is it good when it gets there.
>>7595242>Animaniacs is even worse>Animaniacs>worse>bad at all
>>7595162>Rarity becoming Mistress to all her bimbo-tized former friends
>>7595254I only turn on my name when I want people to yell at me and tell me I'm worthless.
>>7595041The Critic is really funny.
>>7595267Animaniacs is terrible. And Tiny Toons was even worse than that.
why was everything better in the past
>>7595286take off the pony goggles
>>7595214I guess they just couldn't reboot it.
>>7595272Shut up Subby.
>>7595286Because you were younger and the internet wasn't around to tell you how shitty it was
>>7595267It's all fucking dated 90s current events references.Worse than Family Guy.
Images fuckin up or did something update?
>>7595254you fucking waste of space
>>7595305>implying Family Guy wasn't hilarious before they cancelled it
Oh hey, guess what filesharing site is back in all but name. Let me know how these links actually work. S03E10: Keep Calm and Flutter On FLV: https://mega.co.nz/#!QAlznIrT!UCV-JSiS9pgWag2uYjEapSnn1Lo8bktZDAzGMCKBEDs MKV: https://mega.co.nz/#!pMkGFY6A!L0GY6DOlb18eNcXCRpkmdActOu9TZHrcfoJPvF0KT84
>>7595301not me, surprisingly. It'd be a shit tactic anyway, because people are generally really "gee whiz thanks for the script" and only winkingly insulting.
>>7595286lik this if u olny lsten to real music from the 70s and 80s
>>7595291does jessy even post here anymore?i really really really miss her plane ponies.
>>7595286Simpsons has more bad seasons than good.
>>7593553i do too. but then i look over at my derpy comic collection and realize yamino didn't win.
>>7595314Severe ADHD>Oh a bug>God I want to fuck you anon>Oh another bug
>>7595340She does from time to time but she's pretty discrete about it unfortunately.
>>7595314>pinkie pie presents
>>7595286Because we are reaching the shit singularity; the point in time in which all media and all social networking will be a single thing and it will become so hated and so shitty that it will collapse in on itself and destroy all positive thoughts about entertainment and electronic communication.Pony is the third sign.
>>7595333Im 12 and i listen to rock like the beatles queen and ACDC. they are the best. I wish I was born in your generation dad
>>7595352does she have a site or artist profile somewhere i can praise her and bug her for more pony shit?
>>7595340She shows up on occasion
>>7595377what a shitty color
>>7595327Forgot to add that older episodes are at http://mrch.me/web
>>7595386jessy does the best thingponies.
>>7595382tumblrhttp://askpalette-swap.tumblr.com/It's pretty brony heavy these days so fair warning
>>7595340I think it's been about a week or so since she posted here last. She says she lurks most of the time so she's probably been around more recently.This is one of the things she posted last time.
>>7595415well she is a brony
>>7595377SO THERE YOU AREJUST SITTING IN YOUR BASEMENT OR YOUR ATTIC OR WHEREVER THE FUCK AND YOU'RE JUST JACKING OFF ON THE COMPUTER AS USUALTHEN BAMTHERE'S A FUCKING PONY IN YOUR FACEAND IT'S ALL LIKE HI WHO ARE YOUAND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO ASSHOLEYOU FALL OVER IN YOUR CHAIRGOOD FUCKING FIRST IMPRESSION NUMBNUTSNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO
Strawberry is best flavor
>>7595407Her thing pones are pretty bomb.
>>7595370I have seen this in real life so many times and it always makes me sad inside.
I can't fucking find petrov's page on fimfiction, no matter how I search his name
>>7595430I like her plane pones.
>>7595327>>7595401Hey, cool, thanks. I'll try to download them a little later when I have more bandwidth again.
>>7595386>>7595407This Swifferpony will always be my favorite.
>>7595403holy shit where can i find more of this
>>7595407I like that thingpony the most.Because I am biased.
>>7595439>thing pones>bombWould you light Bombpone's fuse? Do you think you could handle her explosive temper?
>>7595456Why would it make you sad?
>>7595435I have a soft spot for ponies cussing in their cute voicesI would just hug her
>>7595435>dick in my hand>fall over backwards and bust my head>pass out and cum on everything>covered in my own cum, bleeding to death with my dick in my hand>Pinkie Pie just quietly goes
guys, I like the pictures of ponies and all but to be honest I haven't cared about the show for months and haven't seen any of the most recent episodescan i stay
>>7595407does anyone have that thingpony greentext with the alarmclock pone?
>>7595440aw sweetShe's got a samurai sword?Now I'm actually looking forward to this awesome new character
Mount the ponyejaculate
>>7595479i prefer A-Bombpony.
>>7595483It just does.
>>7595440what is this heresy?stop thinning the veil to the warp, heretic!
>>7595515>JC Denton pony
>>7595472And then things got weird...I still have no idea where this artist came from.
>>7595433And if you're here, so are you. You just choose not to identify as one.
>>7595492sorry anon but we can't allow that, turn in your badge and discount card, we'll have security escort you out.
>>7595505i did, but unfortunately all my greentexts are on my other hard drive.does anyone have a link to the >feels repository?
>>7595479Why of course I wouldEquestria has become ill and the cure is to BLOW IT ALL UP
>>7595514Lyra would be most receptive to the D, I think.
>>7595268>Rarity keeps Twilight bound while she dolls her up>she holds up a mirror when she's done"Don't you look gorgeous, darling? I really brought out your lips; you'll drive all the stallions crazy!""P-Please, Rarity, s-stop-">Rarity gives Twilight's "special choker" a small charge>Twilight's eyes glaze over and a dreamy smile crosses her face"Gorgeous... all the stallions...""I just knew you'd love it too, dear~"
>>7595521I listen to all three of those bands all the time
i was just hoping i could make a friend
>Bomb Ponewhat if it was Mr. Torgue?
>>7595549>comments on this DA page
>>7595610We're all friends here, anon.We're just also assholes.
the elements of harmony have become poniesthe main 6 have become jewelry
>>7595607thank you, based-anon.
>>7595631>nothing changesthey are one and the same, sperglord.
>>7595555>There are moderates, creatives, and hipster bronies!>And then there is a place few dare to speak!>For in that place harbors a different fan.>They sit all day and post, scream and get mad!>To watch them at work is chaotic to say the least.>But most of the content they make is the majority of what you see.>Crazy I know...
>>7595620I would fuck a mare with you guys in real life. No homo.
>>7595616I didn't need to see that.
>>7595651So Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy are Celestia?
>>7595616>get note on deviantart>guy asks me about my request policy>"no nsfw, blah blah">reply>"can u draw my OC x Rainbow Dash">mfw I end up drawing a friend's OC assravaging their OC while RD laughs at him in the background
>>7595656Would we share her? Would Lyra want to be the center of attention like that?
>>7595652>within this storm of hatred and flames contributors are tested>good content is praised>bad content is shamed>only the best contributors may survive>or the worst of the worst>but here is no place for the casual pony fan>they say whichever pony you like is the worst
>>7595688>implying it wouldnt be her idea
>>7595682go away 0r0
>>7595652Is it bad that I kind of enjoyed that.
>>7595712But jewelry isn't sexy
Is Saturday's episode going to be good?
>>7595652>>7595694I would have laughed my ass off if he made a version of that song like that.>The other bronies trying to get him to stop once they realize what he is singing about.
>>7595631do anal beads count as jewelry?
>>7595652Don't you think we'd be his type of fan, though?
>>7595699>>7595688Two guys could double team her, one could get under her and suck her teats, and one could fuck her face
>>7595748>you all wake up in a big pile of cuddle
>>7595740they're the only jewelry I care aboutlarge valuable gemstones should be made into buttplugs
>>7595748>she'd use magic to fuck 8 other Anons as well
>>7595733They generally are.
>>7595699>>7595748But who gets to take her home and give her a nice warm bath to remove the day's fun from her coat? Who gets to dry her off and cuddle with her? I guess Lyra would get her pick.
>>7595744Oh hes probably here right now.Laughing with the rest of us.Writing little songs.
>>7595733Which one is it? The pet one?No.
>>7595694>good content>best contributors>mlpg
>>7595715>get called 0r0
>>7595740>"We have to use the elements!">"Quickl-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARG!"
>>7595652>But most of the content they make is the majority of what you see.that hasn't been true for two years
>>7595795Been magfagging lately?
>>7595807what episode is that
>>7595797>acting like 0r0>getting buttdevastated when someone calls you 0r0post your work, faggot
>>7595784Yep.Spike's going to get raped by the writers some more.
>>7595823Remember when Rob Renzetti was good?
>>7595822Shipping: The Episode.
>>7595823I noticed that too. Neat.
>>7595812Without us, I doubt there could have been a doc.
>>7595268She'd make sure they'd be popular with the boys
>>7595830He does Gravity Falls nowHe worked on MLP back when it was goodI never thought he declined.
>>7595816>>7595795where'd all this vanu art come from?does...does /v/ or /vg/ actually like planetside 2?
>>7595730but just think about it: Rarity turning into a gem, unable to decide whether she's scared or turned on, her last, panicked thoughts being orgasmic pleasure as she becomes that which she loves most in the world.
>>7595823I've always said that him leaving the show was a much bigger deal than Lauren.
>>7595840KLOUDMUTT CANT ART
Anyone got the image of the hero that mlpg deserves?
>>7595826>acting like 0r0It wasn't MY OC you dingbat
>>7595859>kloudmutt leaves mlpg>keeps getting worse at art
>>7595859Funny, the guy who made the fic can't write.
>>7595849/vg/ has had threads since before betadont believe his lies anon
>Jessy gets mentioned>Not locking her in a tower and forcing her to spin straw into gold>Not having an obscure last name to keep her there
>>7595859he doesn't really need to art.he just needs to make his scribblings close enough to pony form and add tits or an axwound vag and bronies will shower him with money.
>>7595878God I barely even remembered thatwhat was the name?
>>7595849Of course, you don't?Vanu is master alien tech.
>>7595859>>7595873>>7595885all these Rossfags.
>>7595890No, fatter. About six times fatter.
I want to kiss pony.
>>7595891Rosecolored glasses I think,
>>7595890Pics like this bring back memories of all those old shops.
>>7595922Lipstick or no?
>>7595922>those prehensile lips
>>7595922I just want to hug a pony
>>7595933Blue pony.Her pretty blue lips.>>7595936If she has it on; it could be fun!
>>7595932Where we're going we don't need shoops to make the horrors a reality.
I would tickle this pony's little hooves and make her squirm and giggle
>>7593474YesHer favorite flavor
>>7595967This needs to be a .gif.Like this one.
Why do all the fanfics I love stop updating? Perfect for Me stopped, A Different Kind of Magic stopped, Four of Two stopped... Are there any awesome romance fics I missed out there?
>>7595880>>7595902then this is where i get off.THE RIDE DOES END
>>7595607>>7595403That fucking ettercap. Jesus.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWcInMd4qU
Gross! I don't want to hug or kiss a smelly ol' human!
>>7595934possibly.All I know is it gave me a headache.
>>7595984i would degrade and insult this pony and make her cry and become emotionally-dependent on me.
>>7595994Oh fuck meI jumped
>>7595984I'd rub her wings until she fell asleep.
>>7596014I don't want to hug or kiss you either pinkie.I just want to stick my dick in you.
>>7596023Good luck, she's a master at controlling lesser critters.She'd have you literally eating out of the palm of her hand like a good boy.
>>7595984Fluttershy is more ticklish than you know. She's actually punched people for it when they wouldn't stop
>>7596023and she'd enjoy it too
>>7596004ARE THERE?NEED ROMANCE FICS, I GOT WHAT YOU NEEDActually, I think only two (maybe three) of my fics could be considered shipping.
>>7595682how weird, someone was just talking to me about this game earlierdid someone do a recent LP or something
>>7595997do ponies put lipstick on their vagina
>>7596039I say this with only the truest of hearts: Either outcome would be wonderful. And I don't even like Fluttershy.
>>7596064Yes. And their anus as well.
>>7596014How do you know if you've never tried it?
>>7596030I'd break her wings
>>7596039Humans aren't lesser creatures. You just have to put your foot down around her
>>7596076I'll break you
>>7596076*handles barrett .50 cal and combat shotty*
>>7596064>You will never apply lipstick to Rainbow Dash's vulva
>>7596059Game Grumps just posted a video about it.It reminded me of Ona to be honest
>>7596011What the fuck kind of sound is that?!
>>7596081>humans aren't lesser creatures>"Yes you are, that's why you want to be a pony"
>>7595958>mlpg meetup at a pony ranch>we spent the entire time awkwardly standing on the other side of the stable avoiding eye contact with each other and the ponies.
>>7596039>Humans are pretty fucked up.>Implying the stare is going to work on us.
>>7596115But I don't want to be a pony.
I come from the ass worship general, and I want to get part of my story reviewed. I know over there they would be to "kind" with it. Mind if I post it here for review.
>>7596095Are her vag muscles strong enough to milk you bone dry within minutes?
>>7596004The God Particle
>>7596054OH MAN LINK ME
>>7596115>wanting to be a ponyWhat the fuck.I think I would prefer humanity.
>>7596099Well Ona was in fact inspired by them
>>7596093go back to dA, faggot.
>>7596128>>7596138>There's no reason to lie>Now who wants a snack?
>>7596115I don't want to be a pony, I just want to marry one.
>>7596116All we need is some cheap booze, you'd have a bunch of sloppy drunk horsefuckers trying to mount a pony and make it sit still
>>7596121The stare on humans would be like the stare used on Discord.Nothing but laughs.
>>7596121If it can work on a mythical beast like a cockatrice I don't see why it wouldn't work on a human being
>>7596130POST IT FASTER, FAGGOT
>>7596153Take your snack and shove it up your cunt. I'm going to eat your animals.
>>7596153Am I the only person here who likes hands?
>>7596153Sure, you got any burgers?
>>7596130sorry, we've already reached our daily allotted fanfic post, you can come try again some other day
>>7596153Dammit, you're not going to treat us like children. No one will stand for this
>>7596116>>7596155none of you would literally fuck a pony, right? you're just kidding around?
There aren't enough green ponies.
>>7596137Seriously?Cutesy, Puppy Love shipping (Applebloom x Spike): http://www.fimfiction.net/story/25/porcelain-secretsFriendshipping (Filly Fluttershy and Dash, rendered obsolete by canon): http://www.fimfiction.net/story/162/pony-feathers
>>7596179I was just going to post a part. Like so...>>7596196Welp, never mind
>>7596205Like a real pony?I for one would not, but there's people here who have and would, supposedly.
>>7596011Just doesn't read the same without a Celestia to play off of.
>>7596159>"Oh no, what are you doing?!">"Please no!!">As she gets closer you flick her in the ear.>As she tries to make sense of what happens you throw you arms in the air and as sarcastically as possible yell "Wha...oh I am freed from your hypnotic stare!"
>>7596205Completely serious, as long as it was clean, or if I could wash it beforehand
>>7596198I'd get pretty pissed off.
>>7596130Unless your ass-based fic can conjure up some feels, I don't think things will work out
>>7596205haha yeah, just kidding aroundlook at us, a bunch of kiddersgee guys that was a good one right? hahaha
>>7596205>has never seen 4c0.rar>never seen the pullout.gifno, we're not.
>>7596159The difference is that Discord is a chaos deityHumans are nothing to a pegasus with magic stare powers
>>7596205Not one of OUR real ponies, but if it was a marshmallow cartoon pony, sure.
>>7596182My immediate mental image was a fat kid in a black hoody stumping around her cottage asking where her frozen chicken nuggets are.
>>7596155I don't want to violate a pony against her wishes. That doesn't sound like a good time.I want to cuddle and brush her hair
>>7596049nothing gets her motor purring like being told how worthless she is. life is so much simpler when she doesn't have to make any decisions, her entire life being controlled and decided by her master. she knows she's useless and stupid and ugly, knows that she's lucky you pay attention to her at all, knows how fortunate she is to be able to serve you as a cum-dump and living furniture.and when she gets horny, when she's desperate for a fuck, dripping wet she knows that she can always count on you to discipline her for thinking that she has any value whatsoever beyond being your toy.too far? i can't tell anymore.
>>7596246Right.You can be a beta faggot all you want, no need to try to make excuses.
>>7596130Just post it, worst that happens is it gets ignored.
>>7596191what does it feel like to hug a griffon
>>7596266>too far? i can't tell anymore.You keep saying that. it's definitely not too far. continue.
>>7596177Humans are pretty chaotic animals.Also cunning as shit.I know a few of you would, if finding yourselves in Equestria would re-enact this.
>>7596288>>7596292Them chest puffs man.I wouldn't be able to stop myself from playing with them.
>>7596288A ball of fluff
>The Song of Shylex, written by The Descendant is the story that makes me view Celestia they way I do. I view her as a powerful being, who's power is unmatched. >I am aware of the season 2 finale. However I purposely think she was holding back. Celestia is a hands off kind of teacher, she rather let her subjects solve their own problems to show them what they are capable of. So she held back, confident that her ponies could do it themselves.>In addition, I think if Celestia fought at full strength, Canterlot would be destroyed. If she fought at full strength, ponies would be so horrified at her that they would treat her as some vengeful god. Thus they would fear her even more.people actually have this headcannon
>>7596308I'd want to sample some mythological creature meat.
Would you give your favorite gryphon a ball of catnip for a gift?
>>7596243>pullout.gifIs that the one where the mare pushes the guy's dick out and it starts creaming everywhere?
>>7596145Amazing Island rules, I see the resemblance now.
>>7596308>One day I decided to hunt ponies.>So I did.
GG draw some ponies talking about sex while not having it in an amusing manner.
>>7596234>She uses the stare. God, she looks pathetic>'Maybe you should humor her by getting on your knees'-wait, where did that thought come from?>the invasive thoughts don't stop, weighing heaver and heavier against your own>a terrible, undeniable force compels you to yield. You can't look away.>Fluttershy pats you on the head as you shakily get on all fours>"Good boy. Now that wasn't so bad, was it?"
>>7596331It's okay, we'll just say it attacked us first. And then we were hungry and this thing was just lying on the ground. We didn't want the poor thing to go to waste.
>>7596346I haven't seen this one yet...
why are you, personally, such a massive failure
Which of the main six has the tightest vagina?Which has the loosest vagina?
>>7596346is...is this what i think it is?new content?jessy i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
>>7593474Chocolate-banana>being too poor to buy milkshakes for everyone
>>7596349yes.care to post it? or does it give you a duplicate file error?
>>7596394Tightest - TwilightLoosest - Rarity
7596394>Rainbow Dash>Twilight Sparkle
>>7596394tightest- AJ because Mac ain't letting nop0ny have that >implying he didn't loosest- Rarity
>>7596372>>7596234>babby's first greentext
>>7596346Having fun flying past the radar, Jessy?
>>7596413It's on 7chan's beast board, look for the mare thread and I posted the shorter version and the longer one
>>7596346NEW PLANE PONE WOO
>>7596434nice to see you, bubbles
>>7596346I was about to go to bedNow I'm gonna stay for a while more<3
>>7596372Why are there so many submissive fags in here.
>>7596311i wonder if she'd make you preen her if you messed her chest-floofies up when you hugged her.
>>7596346love you, jess
>>7596450>implying Scrubbles is the only one who can make terrible jokes or punsI'm wounded.But I suppose it was to be expected./spoiler]
>>7596488I-I make them too!
>>7596450No, it's BCS
>>7596372>suddenly, it dawns on you>you're trapped in a greentext!>things that would stand no chance of occuring are now happening to you with no chance of resistance!>you cry pitifully as your skin falls off and you turn into a clown>Fluttershy eats a banana
>>7596475>"If you so much as mess up on plume you won't be able to use your hand for a week."
>>7596259>angry neckbeard rolls into Fluttershy's cottage>"I'm going to eat your fucking rabbit you worst horse">Fluttershy sternly tells him off>"Haha you fucking wimp I'll rip your wings off you little shit">tries to lurch forward and attack Fluttershy>she flies up>neckbeard trips over>she puts him in a suplex>starts giving him a back massage
>>7596514>I'm now a clown.Oh fuck this shit...No fuck that, I literally noped right out of being a greentext.This is some deep shit man, I am what I fear, this isn't cool man.Why does my nose beep? My feet hurt, these aren't my diabetic prescription shoes.This facepaint feels itchy but I don't want to ruin it by scratching at it.
>>7596514>things that would stand no chance of occuring are now happening to youIsn't that what greentexts and stories are all about?
Plane ponies are shit
What are you working on, MLPG?
>>7596556Why is pinkie such a sexy pony?
>>7596548>this clown car is too full>i want to go home
>>7596562we got a shitload of /k/ommandos (for some reason) who would disagree with you
>>7596562No, you're shit.
>worst horse ruins another threadGreat job Flutterfags!
>>7596346I wonder what an E2 Hawkeye radar plane would look like as a pony.>He wobbles around trying to find his bearings.>The other jet ponies fly off"W-wait guys, wait for me">He wobbles around flying in the air
>>7596572I need to learn how to color.Watermarked, not because I'm afraid of theft, I just thought it was funny.
>>7596598What's the watermark?
>>7596572An Applefeels fic I was requested to write some time ago.
>>7596572Pulling my hair out trying to make tiny horse clothing.
>>7596587nah dude>Hawkeyes an older pony, but he knows his role, and does it well. He's not the best, but everyone would be worse off without him. >father figure to the naval plane pones
>>7596587Man who even knows.
>>7596587>huge, unwieldy wings>massive fucking binoculars>radio headsetfund it
>>7596576She's not; you obviously must have a picture of Twilight taped in front of you
>>7596598>Not watermarking with a giant picture of Texas
>>7596572>All Thatmai nigga
>>7596624>These days can't see shit because of the 'stalthies'
>>7596642Super Dude was the best All That skit with Repair Man being a close second
>>7596433I didn't know there were different levels of greentext
>>7596619>>7596624Put these two together and I think we got something interesting.
>>7596572I should be working on my code. But I'm not. I'm going to go to bed so I can wake up and go to class. I don't have work tomorrow thankfully.
>>7596634Pinkie is more of a fuckbuddy, Twilight is waifu material
>>7596658Fuck you. Repair Man(man, man, man, man) was better.>>7596665Oh shit. Is this a thing that's happening?
>>7596598Oh man, that's a good Scootaloo.
Good night MLPGI hope you all have a great day/evening/night
>>7596619>Keeps the other old fogies company
>>7596685please dont kill me
>>7596656"I'll catch you yet, my pretties"
>>7596668Pinkie seems more like an ex-girlfriend with no hard feelings who still hangs out with you with the occasional no-strings-attached private party
>>7596572Been doodling around in FamiTracker for hours, but I still don't have anything solid.
Don't mind me, just posting best plane pony
>>7596685I like how she adjusts her wings halfway through the hug
>>7596711I hate this art style so much.
>>7596711>B-52 pone>snooty as shitseems more fitting to the B1 Lancer to me.
>>7596698She seems like the ex-girlfriend who just won't go away and can't tell how awkward things get when she's aroundLike if you were on the other side of the street, she'd yell and wave to get your attention, then run across to catch you
>>7596474But she's forcing you to be submissive, more submissive than her with her alluring gaze just so you'll stop being so angry and violent. She doesn't want to hurt you, she is the element of kindness after all.