Cute ponies doing cute things general
Kloudmutt can't art
>rape?
ITT: How pony fanfic writers go on to become Steven Kings.
One day you'll be as good as Ross
>>758005>rape it is then!
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>Nasse thread
>>758012Ask Steven King, he started out as a fanfic writer.
>>758020
>>758013>one dayNOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
>>758027NO
>>758026yeah but when he was doing it there wasn't internetsso not the same
>>758013I like some of his stuff, I just wish he'd quit expanding pinkie. It was fine in the first draft....So ponies and Dat ass. Are they two great tastes that taste great together?
>>758013Hopefully, maybe then i can draw horrible eldrich horrors and post them constantly while people complain non-stop
>>758027Nope
>>758034most definitely good sir
>>758009What does the marker get up to anyway.
>>758027This was written by someone new, he probably changed his mind about half of these things already.
>>758013Fuck that I rather go fast!
>>758034Yes just like pone sucking human cock, too bad only yoshisano draw that.
>>758027
>>758027this is shit, and whoever is responsible for it is a fucking faggot, probably sentenal
>>758032>>758045>>758053>>758059>>758061Then make a better one.
>>758027>Artists: Jessy, Rose, Leth, Goggles.Couldn't you pick worse?
>>758066THERE IS THISFUCKING ARGUMENTAGAIN
>>758066Give me a non-faggot point to do that
>>758066you = vincent galloeveryone else = roger ebertnow fuck off
>>758058But yoshisano is amazing!! What other artist actually starts bitching when you give them feedback and say that you are completely wrong?He's like the Ross of porn.
>>758066No. Because explicitly stated rules are fucking stupid.
>>758050>>758058Oh gloriousthat was a thinly-veiled request
best ship
>>758083>fuck the rules>>>/b/
>>758066>Allowed MLP General topicsA) Show discussionB) Fuck you faggot, we don't need rules in MLPG
>>758089Oh yeah.Let's have rules for what we can discuss in a pony thread.Oh god you're a fucking genius.
tell me about that girl you know/knew in real life that has a similar personality to one of the ponies
>>758089What.
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16028/Shipping-and-Handling>When Ditzy Doo loses her job at Cloudsdale Mail and Freight, she gets a job at another shipping company... only to find out their definition of shipping has nothing to do with delivering packages!Derpy as a sailor? Oh shit this might be good->Desperate for income to support herself and Dinky, will Ditzy be able to make it as a pony matchmaker? >picture is full of OCs>mfw
>>758089you some kind of Mo-ron?
>>758066>anything not ponyBut that means we can talk about anything
>>758098>people complaining about off topic meta bullshit all the time
>be gone for almost 4 hours>only just a new threadwhat the fuck, guys?
>>758105>implying we don't do that already
We have a hero among us>>758088
Wow. This...this was a crazy thread to come back to. Jeez.
>>758073the argument only fails when the people bitching don't actually want itand these people look to not care for it so you're good
>>758109Its still before noon in much of the Americas and Eurasia clearly can't pull its own weight
>>758115how much lower can people sink
>>758051It is cute, and if something is cute it means it does cute things.Marking threads is cute.
>>758109I was listening to Enya and lost track of time
>>758114I know, I'm just saying that essentially cancels out any point of having "rules"
GUYSPONIESWHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY?MINE IS PINKIE BECAUSE SHE'S PINK AND FUN
>>758123If you think thats low you know nothing about desperate people man.
>>758123I know right. He haven't even seen more then 3 pages of it and he wants it for 200 bucks when it would probably only sell for 500 yen.
>>758129THE SUN IS FUCKING AWESOME AIN'T IT
>>758099I have a childhood friend who's pretty much a mixture of Rarity and Twilight. Twilight's adorable awkwardness, intelligence, and Rarity's flair for art, and shares both their hobbies. Rarity and Twilight also happen to be my favourite pones.>that feel when she rejected me when I eventually developed a crush on her some time ago
>>758115He's gonna keep it to himself if he even gets it, just sayan.
>>758129MINE IS APPLEHACK BECAUSE SHE HAVE A COOL HATE AND SHE IS STRONG.
>>758129Mine is Twilight because she reminds me of everything I regret losing so long ago. 3deep5you
>>758134SUN MASTER RACEARE YOU EVEN TRYING MOONFAGS?
>>758098But those "rules" actually say EVERYTHING can be discussed.Why the fuck are you complaining?
>>758115It's shit. Who cares.
>>758109>250 image limitMOOOOOT
>>7580891) http://www.4chan.org/faq2) Fuck you3) It doesn't make sense to set user rules in stone when no one can enforce them4) The rules suck
>>758129>mom tells me not to look at the sun.>I do>nothing horrible has ever happened.
>>758099My wife is Fluttershy incarnate.
>>758129I LIKE MAGIC CRAZY
but MLPG does have rules
>>758145Well fuck you! At least I can watch the moon.Moonfags:1sunfags: -4314124214214
>>758099Melanie was just like Pinkie, I hate I moved away
>>758129>FILENAMETHAT'S SADALSO MY FAVOURITE PONY IS THE COOL ONE
>>758129>FUNUnity you fag
>>758129The Lich.The Element of Magic is her Phylactery.Drawfag Request
>people trying to enforce written rules on mlpg.THe mods gave us this board so if we follow any rules its those. Don't post that list of what we can or cannot talk about again.
>>758161You can't wear sunglasses at night without looking like a dickhead!
>>758161AT LEAST THE SUN IS BRIGHTSUNFAGS: 513289751392875MOONFAGS: -41328975>>758165;_;
>>758123make pony tulpas?
>>758136Also, coincidentally I discovered ponies shortly after and became a massive Twaifufag. I wonder if it means anything.
>>758158what is it like to be married to Fluttershy?
>>758172And people will then complain about when we go off topic
>>758174>wearing sunglassesWhat are you 10? Or just ugly?
>>758172Are yopu retared? the list says EVERYTHING can be discussed.Also, the list is a counter-troll that was made for the afternnon crowd. They were bitching that we were off-topic all day, so someone made that.
>>758177The fuck is a tulpa?Can you fuck it?
>>758178DESTINY
>>758177>that feel when the more you look into tulpas the more you're sure you're accidentally making one
>>758179It's very laid back. She can't fly, though. That's my only complaint.
>>758158How?>>758187You really like that goat, don't you?
>>758187Let's play word associationGG is to CrackleasALPBLEM is to ???
>>758191If you fuck a tulpa, it'll start wanting more and more sexso yes, feel free
>>758182Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>/mlp/ - PonyThis is the destination for all My Little Pony related content on 4chan.This is a work safe board. No pornographic images or other not safe for work content is allowed. This includes clop clop!Do not post "dubs" threads.Please no roleplay threads.Threads should be about something show related, not someone.Please keep it civil! Bronies and ponies should play nicely, and if necessary keep to their own threads.Ponies only! No anthro.Remember, friendship is magic!No one follows any of these
>>758202How the fuck does a tulpa differ from a childhood imaginary friend?
>>758200I do.
>>758175>>758182>sensitive eyes>don't wear sunglasses>looking up on bright days is insta painFeels bad man
>>758198>can't flyWorst pone
>>758201Diamond Dogs?
>>758208It doesn't.
>>758206Ugly fatty sunfag.
>>758202>>758208but....so a tulpa is a waifu?>>758212I thought I was the only one...To say nothing of sunny days in winter, where even the ground is full of fluffy white fuck you flakes
>>758207>Please keep it civil! Bronies and ponies should play nicely, and if necessary keep to their own threads.Actually We are the only ones following those rules. ANyone thinking we shouldnt have an MLPG on an MLP board is going against that one.
>>758223>Moonfag mad
>>758192Heh. I'd say I just happen to fall for girls who have Twilight's traits, though part of me is wondering if it's a coping mechanism
PRAISE THE SUN
>>758236it is
>>758056Don't bother. Even with my decent connection, I've been teleporting all over the place. Off of the flagstand when I HoF, or into the air, killing my momentum, when I chase or try to carry.
>>758236Well, I hope you get a real life Twilight in the future.
>>758236>implying I wouldn't try my best to get with human twilight
>>758224I really should wear sunglasses.Also I have rather bad visual snow floaters and colour bleeding issues
>>758231Now that I think about it, this rule sounds like it was made specifically for us.
>>758216
>>758245Whtas the point? Is not a pone.
>>758255Us and /b/
>>758258SO IS THAT A YES
>>758255No.We never wanted to 'fight' with the /b/ faggots or even visit their threads.
>>758259It's as good as we can get;_;
>>758259Even if some of us are depraved ponyfuckers here I think we have all come to terms with the fact that our target of affection is just pixels on a screen and nothing moreWhat I mean to say isHuman is fine too
>>758264I mean, for our benefit.
>>758245But it would be weird going out with a horse in publicI wouldn't mind staying at home for horse though>>758249well what can you do when she outright says nah I can't think of you that way
>>758273Oh.
Okay I'm leaving the house. No one post pony until I get back
>>758271what about anthro?
>>758276real horses are gross, dudethey smell like shit and urine all the time
>>758276>implying it wouldn't be worth itso people would stare. Let them look. I'd shout it from the rooftops if I could.
>>758276>weird going out with a horse in publicwait are we talking about real horses?
>>758284Understood.
>>758296We may never know
>>758224oh and stop being me
>>758191>>758202no don't fucking it
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>758286Well I don't knowI guess some people might like itIt's not my cup of teaBut that's about as real as the ponies
>>758284See you dude
>>758288That's some shitty hygene on the part of the owner.You should kick them in the balls. The owners, i mean.
>>758303I've been fucking my tulpa for 11 years and i'm fine. Fuck you.
>>758286I like it when done right.That picture is done right.
>>758301never
>>758284Okay, he's finally gone. Everybody post ponies!
>>758286the only anthro i like is that one pic of a doe bending over in a pool
>>758286Very well.
>>758286>that feel when anthro is a thing I likeAh well, off to FA I guess...
>>758334Sure, let start this shit!
>>758346HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>758334
>>758284SO...what kind of Coffee do you think twilight would enjoy?
>>758321I've found that when anthro art is about anything but trying to be "sexy," most people here like it.
>>758355hazelnut with half cream
>>758340I like it, too. It's just I think I lean more towards "kemono" stuff...like beastfolk in fantasy settings rather than entire worlds of all anthro animals.Also FA is horrible...do go there
>>758355The one with most caffeine
>>758354>Fluttershy has to be lifted in a box to pretend she can flyTruly the worst pegasus.
>>758355black.
>>758368I was joking but yea, I dig the idea of anthro but in much the same vein as you.
>>758355Any cup she can drink without Derpy watching from the window like a stalker I would imagine.
>>758373Well, Dashie is the pilot, so I don't blame her.
>>758328Personality and physiology now. What the fuck.
>>758368>like beastfolk in fantasy settings rather than entire worlds of all anthro animals.Wait, what is the difference?
>>758373But, paradoxically, the cutest pony.
>>758319sounds like a servitor to me
>>758382Oh fuck are you a hellsing avatarfag?
at the subway i saw a lesbo couple making out. it looked so hot. i kept looking ‘em, watching ‘em like if i was a creepy stalker or something. and i kept thinking: “oh, i wanted to be a girl, so that i could be lesbian”. ._.
>>758392HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>758390Well I suppose it's like beastmen in warhammerLike there are humansAND THEN THERE ARE FUCKING TALKING COWS
>>758392But that's pinkie.
>>758392Thats not Panka.
>>758398>>758406>>758408heh heh
>>758390Not him but I always liked the idea of making it into something as opposed to just taking humans, replacing them with anthros "just cuz"
>>758398>>758406>>758408I guess it depends on your point of view
>>758390I guess variety? I suppose, using TES as an example, that Argonians are so pleasant to see because there's a fuckton of other races that don't look like the local fauna on two legs. The beastfolk in those kind of settings are more easily viewed as exotic because there's some other races that are more easily relateable to at least as far as appearances go.
>>758398>>758406>>758408I can reconcile this dilemma.There, cutest pony posted.
SO MLPGWhich sketch do you prefer.This one, the very safe, and dare I say 'cute'?
>>758394The heck if i know. I didn't even know what a tulpa was back then.
>>758395
>>758433That one
>>758433pokehidden pls go
>>758433Or this one?
>>758439Pfhahahah!
>>758429>Eating A pegasus' feathersWouldn't that hurt?Like, a lot?
>>758436You fucked the name anyway.
>>758440Dis one
>>758429>>758392>posting JJ 1.5's shitty art that looks like a gay butti thought you were cool, mlpg
>>758433keep me in the safe zone
>>758440FUCKI LIKE CUTEBUT I HAVE A SLEEPFUCKING FETISHOH GOD I FEEL CONFLICTED
>>758440>Spike dick is so small
Does Pinkie Pie listen in when the Cakes are fuhking downstairs?
>>758440They are both great in their own special way.
>>758462>implying she doesn't join in
>>758427Its also a plus that Argonians are not label "EVILZ LIZARD RACE" every fucking other rpg tend to do (Wizardry 6-8 is the other RPG I can think of that has lizard folks that isn't "EVAL"). I mean, that the main reason why I play TES series in the first place. Otherwise, its just elves, humans, orc all over again and I would never be engulf into the lore of the TES.
>>758447For real? I thought the second pic was by that Pinkie Pie-Fluttershy tumblr dude.Dang, I'm out of it.
>>758444Someone gets the reference and it brings a small smile to my face.That and "A man that looks like a Monster" just didn't sound as good to me, not sure why but it didn't
>>758440Both are great, but you have to make an enhanced version of spike's face for reaction purposes>>758433Add the laptop and MLPG to this one
>>758468I think is the same artist, speccy.
>>758468It is. He's JJ 1.5 in that his art looks like shit that was shat from a butt.>speccsymore like>shittsy
>>758440>spikes face
>>758433I like this one more then Spike humping on Twilight's ass.
so there are no tricks to inking, you just have to draw good? and fuck this tablet squeezing the side presses a button>>758447you look like a gay butt
>>758495false
>>758495Fast strokes
>>758427>>758425Alright, I sorta get it more. It's just when people mention kemono I think of Tail Concerto and other cutesy things.
can we please discuss horse sex mlpgi heard horse mares pee durign sexthis is very importantcan someone tell me if true
>>758495Practice HARDER.Also, this is what happens for buying mainstream brands. You should've gone with a cheapo tablet and bough a separate pen.
>>758513find the answer
>>758513No, get fucked fag.
>>758513not duringafter
>>758435servitors just do what you want like robots, they aren't of their own minds and wouldn't go mad if you fuck them, so good for you
>>758512>Furries in Mecha...Why do you do this to me? Now i'm going to have to look this up.
>>758528but servitors aren't imaginary
>>758440hahahahalthough the firsto ne is all-purpose we'll definatley like this one
>>758528I'd rather have something I could have a conversation with
>>758541Yes most beneficent one
>>758537I wouldn't recommend it, bro.
>>758555learn2english
>>758555>weSPEAK FOR YOURSELF FAGGOT
Mr Derp is a very ugly human
>>758557I'm pretty sure that if you contact your nearest Techpriest he can install a hymn or praise of the omnissiah on it.
>>758512Well that applies as well. But, coming from /v/, it seems that Furry and Kemono have two different feels to them with the former being negative and tied to fetishes and the latter being positive and not as tied to fetishes
>>758517>Also, this is what happens for buying mainstream brands. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>758102You know, now I'm legitimately interested in the concept of Derpy being a sailorWhat sort of pones would be sailors anyway? Earths? Unicorns? Pegasi wouldn't need lifeboats
>>758578can I fuck it then?
>>758528>>758557My tulpa holds conversations and does things without me telling her.So, i don't think the difference is as marked as you are trying to make it sound.
you have 20 seconds to prove that Derpy is in fact beautiful
>>758597
>>758597Because my opinions are fact./discussion
>>758454my first girlfriend was a very heavy sleeper, hint hint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJjW3I65e4
>>758593>Pegasi wouldn't need lifeboatsThey will get tired and fall in the ocean. There a reason seabird don't venture too far out in sea.
>>758596>that feel when you'd be legitimately interested in just having another opinion for everything and something for companionship, but don't think you can maintain self respect while creating it
>>758593unicorns i bet
>>758537Because I own that game and the pre-order bonus for it.I also own the pseudo-prequel for it, Tail Concerto. Nice and light-hearted.>>758583I think Kemono has more of a cutesy edge to it.
>>758602Did Rainbow shoot tiny swords out of her eyes?
>>758602I can't tell if Dash is about to murder or rape or murderape Pinkie in that picture.
Has it ever happened to you that you wanted to draw pone but then you just didn't because you had other things to do?
>>758595I don't think you'd want to fuck your servitorIt's a drooling zombie tied to a machineBut if you want there are fleshlight attachments
>>758626What if i don't have anything else to do and also I can't draw pony?
>>758626I always have that feel when I want to do something in general but something gets in the way.
>>758622It's a visual representation of "staring daggers"
>>758626Often. Would that I had more spare time that wasn't eaten up by the general, goddamn this place sometimes
>>758624I remember the time when I always said that this is the best shipBut then I realized Pinkie's true place would be by my side
>>758626Multiple timesThough I often ditch whatever I'm doing and draw insteadI feel bad if I'm not drawingLike nowI need to eat so I can't continue that Dash picture for about 45 minutes
>>758622Um, yeah. All Pegasi can. Do you even watch the show?
>>758624Rape...she'll be swept up by a rainbow blur and left on a high cloud dazed with her hind legs glazed in a sticky as-yet-undefined liquid
>>758646are you me
>>758646HEH
>>758646You can have her.I'll have Dash.
>>758652>implying you could rape Pinkie
>>758646The one thing stopping me from hailing TwiDash as best ship is the fact that TwixMyself is best ship
>>758658
>>758658this is just like all of my other fanfictions
>>758649You're a peach, Nasse. You know that?
>>758646I have never shipped
Do I even watch the show?
>>758658And suddenly Im hard as a rock.
>>758675really? not even once?I mean you can come in but I don't know if you're going to..."fit in"
>>758660with the ocassional foursome?Deal!
>>758673No I don'tI'm not even sure if being a peach is a good or a bad thing
>>758675It can be fun, so long as you don't take it seriously or something silly like that.
>>758597can't
>>758653>>758655I don't know who to call unity at this point.
>>758675
>>758690Neither
>>758669shut up, TAW
>>758683That is a mental picture I didn't wantfoursome with 2 anons and 2 poniesit always ends in anons going at it as the ponies watch
>>758684A good thing.I'm just hoping if I keep throwing compliments at the wall something will eventually stick on that teflon of self doubt you've got built up.
>>758683I'm completely up for that.
>>758658God damn, I think I felt the slightest twitch down there. But I will not give up my innocence and purity!
>>758675Why not? As long as you keep it cute it's fun.
It's been forever since I had a reason to trip IE had something to contribute. I feel like a stranger.>>758624Hey, Gorodetsky, I remember this is relevant to your interests. Paradise updated last night, Gorodetsky.>fanfiction link to follow http://www.fimfiction.net/story/273/Paradise
>>758666>Dash thinks it's a rape>Twilight suddenly realizes why Pinkie was sitting on a bag of powdered sugar>made to promise never to tell Rainbow Dash about the "sweet" favor Pinkie did her
>>758698TAW appreciates TwiDash enough to be writing a fic of it, I can't bring myself to because it means I'm not with TwiWhy do I always get confused with tAW
>>758699Well if you take Dash and Pinkie I'll take the three that are leftSomeone who cares can take Rarity
>>758698I think that's fatlus
>>758707Alright. Taking bets.
>>758717Hello BDN>>758713I don't see the pointI let others do it for me, I'll just enjoy the art
snail snips?
>>758734>not posting the coloured version
>>758717Because you write similarAnd you both have a lot of 2nd person
Oh god this one made me laughthat beardy guy up front especially
>>758714Sweet.
>>758738>Snips>IntelligentOnly compared to Snails.
>>758707I have my faith in thee.I'm a pure non-fapper and I've been here for almost a year now.I only Twitch I got was from that Lyra ficAnd when I dreamt about Celestia hitting on me in a jacuzzi
>>758743>That beardy guy>he is the sun
>>758743HE IS THE SUN!
>>758743>Token black guy
>>758750>>758751wat
>>758720>Someone who cares can take Rarityi'm up for it
>>758714Good to know. Thank you.
>>758743If only I could be so gloriously incandescent.
>>758750>>758751THE SUN RULES
>>758714Oh hey Slywit.your opinions are bad and your stories are filled with words
>>758750>>758751
>>758754Token black guy looks pretty bro to me...I bet he's a yellowquietfag though.
>>758749What do you want, a fucking medal?
>>758741I do first person, though. TAW didn't like 1st person when he tried it, apparently>>758733hello>>758743how do you even make yourself like that
>>758749Alright. I definitely won't give up.
>>758768To me he just looks like he doesn't even know what he's doing there
>>758765
>>758769I would too, if I could survive a night here.
>>758749>hitting on you on a jacuzziDo tell more
>>758743
>>758743>beardy guyDON'T MOCK THE SUN
>>758786Looks like satan
>>758575I might be slowpoke here but wasn't South Park supposed to make a Pony episode?
>>758749>resisting your first erotic pony dreamOooh, you shouldn't have done thatDreams have been enough to break most horsefuckers, myself includedThey'll really come for you now
>>758786He's mister bean's cousin
>>758786Get out of there, Rowan Atkinson, you don't belong with those people.
>>758798confirmed for fake
>>758798that was fake
>>758503but you do look like a gay butt>>758504like this?>>758517>Practice HARDER.sure is easy to type but what does it really mean? Draw over and over even more?
>>758798turned out to be fake and gay
>>758809>>758810Well I am relieved
>>758749Had a dream about Rarity trying to seduce me in the antique store I work at. Shouldn't want...
>>758777It could be worse. At least your stories aren't filled with Star Children.
>>758801Whenever pony shows up in my dreams, I have the Oblivion guards show up.
Kill me.
>>758828Oh man, I remember that story. It was pretty interesting.
>>758828You sure look that Artist Rarity pic on paheal.
>>758837That's too much.
>>758814>>758810>>758809Okay thanks. In a way, I'm glad.
>>758837...Wow.
>he still watches the show
>>758769No, the fucking medal would go to the ponyfuckers, I want a non-fapper medal.>>758783Well, we were sitting in a Jacuzzi, I was drinking expensive champagne, and she was giving me this sly smile and bedroom eyes and subtle hints, but damn, I'm not going to fuck a pony, especially a deity like Princess. Not even in my dreams.And then the next day, I accidentally set this as a wallpaper and don't know when and how, so I declared that Celestia is offically fucking with my mind, in the non-sexual way.
>>758801>>758828>tfw no pone dreams, only nightmares
>>75883710/10 I Cry-laughed
>>758837AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>758836
Why aren't you drawing?
>>758848>not watching the showur a faget
>>758834>STOP! You have violated this anon's sexuality! Pay your fine or serve your sentence.
>>758854I find pony nightmares to be far more exciting, even though I never fucking had one
>>75886010/10 I'm laughing for real now.
>>758837>kill meYOU ASKED FOR ITHAVE THE MAXIMUM OVERCLOCKED MANIAC OVERDOSE FEShttp://bronysay.tumblr.com/
>>758830That's actually how Paradise ends.
>>758860oh god I'm dying hereI can't stop laughing
>>758837>Furry>Brony>Dubstep>TheGamerUnknown
>>758837...I'm fairly sure this kinda people only exist in your deepest nightmares.
>>758813YES!I've drawn close to 400 images in seven or so months.I've actually gotten slower as i get better, since you start learning how to add steps before you start to draw and learn to spend extra time redrawing the whole picture.References are always good to, Get a picture and try to draw what you see, It will help with understanding proportions and whatnot.Also, start reading books on art, they can explain the basics of the procceess so you can try imitating it.
>>758861I wanted to draw today but then I didn't.
>>758861eating>>758854I've had a fewI mean dreams
>>758860PRAISE THE SUN
>>758860HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>758861cuz i'm stuck drawing this OC
>>758854I have only remembered two pony dreams and both of them gave me a waifu.I don't think I could take anymore.
>>758868Oh that's not even funny.
>>758870Let me end that for you>Eargasm
>>758851So, would you NOT say Celestia was sexy as fuck?
>>758851>I'm not going to fuck a pony, especially a deity like PrincessWhat the hell is wrong with you?
>>758867>that entire tumblrMy jimmies are rustling on their ownwhy
>>758870Fuck that pic still gives me weird feelings. Halfway between aroused and horrified.GoddamnAnd hi unity.
>>758873Shoop the sun's head over Jesus.
>>758851>I'm not going to fuck a pony, especially a deity like Princess>especially a deity like PrincessBut that's just stupidIf she really wanted it there's not much you can say
>that feel when no sexual pony dreams
>>758837That comment is on one of Eurobeat Guy's songs ;_;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6beNl1qCI0
>>758867AYDOPUIFSGAOISWWEGJKLASEGLFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK>>758908hi
>>758911Thats a bad thing for me.
>>758867...
>>758916AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI FEEL SO SORRY FOR EUROBEAT
>>758920Hey Unity did you get in the GW2 beta weekend?
>>758927In fact, I fucking didn't.
>>758854I had one of those>In school>middle school>that was nearly a decade ago>Walking down the empty halls>hear a soft clicking sound when I walk>it stops a half second after I stop>look behind me>nothing>Keep walking>it happens again>look again, a door opens behind me, which is now the way I was going before>it's at the end of the hall, and the rest of the hall is very dark>Start to run(?), the clicking happens again, flaster and closer>get to the door>get knocked over>a skeletal pony walks into view, with mirrors for eyes...or water or something reflective>says "sweet dreams, child">Wake up>keep lights on in room for the next week
>>758749the Lyra story only hit me in the heartCelestia gets my boner every time though
>>758895I'm not saying she wasn't sexy as fuck, I'm saying I'm not going to fuck a pony!>>758897I don't know. It's somewhere between casuality and normality.>>758910Yeah, when I first said it after the dream happened, someone immediately wrote a thing where my refusal of her lead her to become a tyrant who captured me and raped me for all eternity.
>>758916THE LAST STRAWRIP AND TEAR
>reading youtube comments>reading ponibooru comments
>>758936> who captured me and raped me for all eternity.GOOD ENDING!
>>758929At least you are still me me neither
>>758929Well that sucks. Doesn't seem like anyone else here got either so I guess I'm playing alone as usual.
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>758936>Yeah, when I first said it after the dream happened, someone immediately wrote a thing where my refusal of her lead her to become a tyrant who captured me and raped me for all eternity.Yup, that's MLPGBut seriously I'd figure the princesses are a good point of starting
>>758943Stream it
ALPLBLEWM wants to start drawing like this. Good idea?
>>758936>she's sexy>but I won't fuck herJust do it, man. Who's going to laugh at you for nailing the princess?
>>758944i fell outta my chair emotion icons lots of x's and d's i'm broken mess pony
>>758949jesus christ how stupid
which pony enjoys blue plate specials the most?
>>758936>would't fuck poneWhats wrong wit u boy?
>>758939I used to visit ponibooru, but then i realized it was full of bronies.
>>758949i donevenwat
>>758936DON'T WORRY ABOUT THESE GUYS AND THEIR PEER PRESSUREI'M HERE FOR YOU MAN
>>758956>krabb
>>758949As long as he doesn't make it grimdark and edgy
We talking dreams now?>>758943>Got into betaI am quite mad at you right now.
>>758949
>>758916This makes me glad I'm not popular with bronies.This comment almost rustled my jimmies and I don't think I could take thousands like it.
>>758939
>>758916Those who take up the the mantle of providing pony original content for MLPG know the sacrifice they must endure, and endure their pain dearlyJust look at the comments on TAW's fics
>>758949Only if he does stuff like this
>>758963To ne fair, he is a horsefucker in denial.
>>758949NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOWHY WOULD HE WANT TO USE GENERIC SHITSTYLE #7? WHY?!?!
>>758955>>758961>>758966>>758968What's wrong guys? Under all that color it has a really beautiful art style.
>>758948I don't know if I want to violate the NDA in such a glaring manner. I have no idea what happens if they catch you doing it, it could just be discontinuing the service but still, I did agree to it.
>>758977jesus christ how horrifying
>>758949I like CT's style
>>758952I couldn't live with myself.>>758963Thanks man, you are the first one to not encourage me to fap or fuck ponies.We'll get through this, brotha!
>>758977that seems way too shiny
>>758980I guessI wanna draw like discoburn baby burn disco inferno
>>758975I think half of FiMFiction thinks I'm a girl now
>>758980>Beautiful styleGeneric, you mean.
>>758998>self insert waifufaggotry>girlThats kinda weird.
>>758980>>758996>>759002srsly u guiz
>>758965HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>759002It's only generic because lots of people started copying it.
laptop pony
>>758998YOU'RE NOT?!
who is best waifu material
>>758861I am>>758874okay
>>758985Now this has become annoying brony drivelShut up
>>758998>people taking the arguments between you and poultron seriouslyI don'tI meanThey're reverse-trolling us, I'm sureright
>>759009
>>759014
>>758998WhatHowI justwat
>>758891I was tempted to reply with smiling Celestia or Discord.Instead, I'll cheer you up with something cute
>>759025I dont think she is waifu material to be honest She is my favorite and I only fap to her anyway
>>759010It's generic because any art student can copy it in a single afternoon.
holycrap this doujinshi is awesomeI fapped few times in a row and still want to continuepages 7-8 is the most delicious
>>759013of course I amdon't hit on me silly colts ;)
>>759036oh god link
>>7590365/10 you'll get some responses
>>759007pls respond
>>759010Yeah, thats the definition of generic. Nice job.
>>759022I... I really don't know any more, man.
>>758861Working on human females. I'm gonna start the Drawing on the Right side of the brain book next week.
>>758861NOW I AMAN HOUR AND THEN SOME TIME
>>7590367/10, would almost ask for it before realizing again.
>>759025>posting 2nd bestClose, but no cigar
>>759036give me chinese horse sex comic please
>>759064>posting dolphins
>>759025>>759064I love dolphins!
>>759064Why do people like this set again?
>>759014don't lieyou know she'd treat you right
>>759071Because waifu.
>>759064It must be pretty embarrassing to use the wrong image like that.
>>759040do you even /mlp/?
>>758838Say...I don't suppose you would know how to find an old post in the archives?I want to screen cap that so that next time pony dreams come up I can just post that instead of spending a few minutes failing to remember the details...
>>759071I have no idea, I think they look like horseshit.
>>759076when she wasn't killing me with how fucking boring and uninteresting she is.
>>759071Because I don't have a better picture of Twilight in wedding gown>implying I wouldn't want dolphin Twilight to take me to her underwater rape cave
>>759064I prefer Yellowquiet as my waifu.
>>758806>>758972This motherfucker is playing with us
>>759096Who?
>>759090Well people waifufag Fluttershy, thats worst.
>>759044
>>759076Honestly I spent a summer on a farm with a girl quite like that. Best summer I spent ever. I can honestly agree that all that work was worth it, since a girl like that was helping me.
>>759096>Fluttershy>You will never hunt down Fluttershy in an abandoned warehouse>You will never know the feel of finally cornering her in one of the rooms, and see her backing to the wall>You will never grin maniacally as her rump hits the concrete wall and her tears starts to flow>you will never look her in the eyes as you raise your gun and see her pupils shrunk in terror>You will never finally pull the trigger, splattering her crimson blood on the grey wall
>>759103What?
>>759076calm silent days are best days
>>759024that crab is missing a set of legs.
>>758891>>758868>>758830>pissed off by the end of Mass Effect 3>go to Bioware main offices and demand to speak to the writing staff>you are ushered into the writers room>you don't believe your eyes>room is full of fluffy ponies, playing, eating spaghetti, and generally being adorable>"These are the writers?" you ask>"Oh no. These are just the guys who write our endings.">choruses of "star chiwd" and "sinfessin" sound around the room>realize that you have had your jimmies rustled by fluffy ponies>spaghetti starts falling out of pockets>fluffy ponies eat spaghetti>one of them looks up at you>"shepawd dwons"
>>759066>chinese
>>759109
>>759118Can I just give her a hug instead of the last line?
>>759109Why are you spamming pictures of shit?I'm not into scat.
>>759122>"shepawd dwons"HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>759121does someone have the pyro crit spray? I forgot to save it
>>759101I'm going to fap to it but it looks pretty crap to be honest.
>>759128i'm sorry i meant korean
>>759130you can bend over and offer yourself like the gelded bottom you are
I wanna draw like this
Would you hang out with rover
>>759130Maybe after you killed her, you can hug the body with tear filled and say say "Oh god what have I done", but you would soon realize that nothing of value was lost anyway.
Alright gentlemen, do you think John De Lancie will play in a stupid flashback or an actual character?
>>759150Only if he offered to knot me
>>759150OH GOD HNNG
>>759142Kinda but is human fucking Twilight so.
>>759150I'd totally hang out with him non-sexually
>>759096That was not me by the wayANYWAYmost of the "catsuit" will have to be done with transparent layers of black and stuffI could still change it to be the hoodie she wore in her episodeAlso what expression? Angry? Flustered? Bedroom eyes?Should I go fuck myself?
>>759150in basement?
>>758998>>759022FiMfiction a place where people talk? Fuck I've been missing out
>>759148I love that picture.>>759158Bedroom eyes so that I can fuck myself properly
>>759158>bulgeNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>759158Flustered please.
>>759158rustled
>>759122Someone posted a link here that actually the ME3 endings are not bad, but they are so cleverly good that no-one even realized that it was a dream sequence.
>>759130I alter for your pleasure>Fluttershy>You will never hunt down Fluttershy in an abandoned warehouse>You will never know the feel of finally cornering her in one of the rooms, and see her backing to the wall>You will never grin maniacally as her rump hits the concrete wall and her tears starts to flow>you will never look her in the eyes as you raise your gun and see her pupils shrunk in terror>You will never finally pull the trigger, splattering her with grape juice on her face>You will never start licking her face furiously while fingering between her legs.
>>759158I'd want bedroom eyes with a hint of condescension.
>>759169I can ink it away
>>759174Uh...wat
>>759165The comments are mostly bronies sperging out over bad stories.But some people are decent human beings.
>>759175mr bean?
>>759157>no mayonaisseWTF MAN?
>>759150No, I know what Rover is really like.
>>759153Flashback for me, I want world build.>>759176Oh sparkler you are so edgy xd
>>759031You are forgiven. For now...
>>759176so this is what they mean by >grape
>>759182Yeah, I thought Mr. Bean deserved to keep his own face
>>759181don't joke nustustus, fimfiction's userbase is awful
>>759190Grapes are also fucking delicious
>>759140
oh gosh why cant i hold all this art ill never be able to make
FLUSTEREDDON'T CHANGE TO HOODIE KEEP CATSUITAlso, don't change the crotch
>>759175>except for derp guy
>>759201Thanks Krabb.>saving pictures with your name in them
>>759205Who the fuck colored that?It's horrible.
>>759194No different from the average pony have outside MLPG, really.Someone name a TRULY awful brony community. As in, beyond the average shitty brony community.
>>759202oh wow, I love this one
>>759012
>>759194Fuck you. It's...gr....gre....Fuck I can't do it man. That's it man. I'm killing myself.
>>759071why do people dislike things?>>759088how can you say something looks bad when you don't post a comparison?
>>759177>hint of condescensionNot sure howNot good at expressionsTwo votes for bedroom and two for flusteredfirst one to post picture of either decides
>>759226>9 year old thinkpad laptop poneIt's all boxy and jointed and black and I'd still use her because those things don't overheat if you treat 'em right.
>>759236They look like fucking dolphins.
>>759213Maybe dash has been visiting Arrakis.
>>759229Though, I will say that the shipping fiction makes it mostly worth it. Bronies might be retarded, but they can write some good TwiDash.
If only everybody had the same exact opinions as me. Then the world would be a better place.
Hey, MLPG...is there any way to search the archived threads for a certain post?
>>759238Flustered.
>>759249ctrl+f
>>759236Because its an opinion, not a face. One does not need to back an opinion up.
>>759247>>759229For some reason, I though you wrote some fanfiction.
>>759251>post a picture
Last one todayI should probably do some work lol
>>759247>TwiDash
>>759238>dig through pony folder>can't find flustered expression>pass up like fifteen bedroom eyeslife is pain
>>759257ah...well therein lies the rub: I can't remember exactly when i posted it, and since MLPG cranks out new threads so quickly I was hoping for a kind of Mass Search...
>>759152She may be worst pone but I'd still rather not kill her.>>759147>gelded>humanFuck off Lyra>>759176I suppose that's an improvement
>>759236
>>759267>Spike going fastYes
>>759262he writes loads of clopfics I think
>>759249google arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ plus your desired post
>>759238
>>759174They are?
>>759238I dont have one...
>>759262No, he runs ponywords.web.It's objectively the brony-est site on the internet.
Who is your favorite background pone?Pic related, it's mine. She's pretty much perfect, she's got wings, is a viking and is a bit of a klutz, though not as bad as Derpy.
>>759249http://lmgtfy.com/?q=WHAT+YOU+WANT+TO+SEARCH+site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Farch.413chan.net
>>759288See this post:>>759249not unityah
>>759301
>>759096more like wife, consider the image
>>759299>>759218Seriously? Or are all pony communities save MLPG roughly equal levels of shit?
>>759293You do realize this is the face I'm gonna use?
>>759301Waiting till someone posts Yellowquiet
>>759301>>759301The minty one.
>>759306>tfw you type the captcha into the comment section and it looks like you are saying that you're not Unity2SPOOKY
>>759302Thanks, sarcastic Krabb...To be honest I had tried google before and had made it through the fifth page before saying "fuckitall" and asking MLPG
>>759319Don't use that face, sheesh.Trying my ass off to find something appropriate here.
>>759301yellowquiet
>>7593252spooky
>>759324Second
>>759314Is gummy really a "background" character? He arguably has more characterization than Fluttershy, after all.
>>759325I thought that as well.
>>759325>Unity
>>759267I like it. That game seem to be the only one in the past couple of years that make me rage sometime ingame.
>>759342
>>759324Third
>>759342OH HA HA
>>759347>Raging at vidya>Ever
>>759331did you actually look at the link?
>>759345>GG
>>759355THATS RIGHT NASSEYOUR SHIT TIER WAIFU GOT TOLDEAT SHIT FAGET
>>759324Only if she likes humans as much as we've been lead to believe
>>759364<not getting mad at call duty modern 16 3 on "Hardened" difficultyits is like you aren't even in middle school
>>759371I don't know, I've been starting to like Twilight more and more recently
Trying something new out...Also, picture is a shout out to Nasse over there...
>>759375Which episode is that from?
>>759364>Getting shot by spinfusor disc, bolts, and nades by 7 differents players at the same time.
>>759382 Well yeah CoD does make me mad because of how boring it is.I'd rather watch grass grow than play CoD.
>>759387Whoa I'm deep
>>75938710/10
>>759388The one where Lyra consumes inhumane amounts of shrooms
>>759387That's too deep for me, man
>>759389>Spinfusor
>>759384Good, Nasse, come over to the right side
>>759387WRONG THREAD
>>759384oh my
>>759364>Not breaking your mom's computer because some FUCKING NOOB NOOBCANNON'D YOU AGAIN IN THE GENERATOR ROOMARRRGH
>>759387Fuck, sorry.
>>759384I was starting to worry for you for a moment there, but you are on the right path now.
>>759355>>759371
>>759384>TwilightAcceptableGood drawfag
>>759419NeatTwilight's mane isn't 100% accurate but then I can't draw it myself
>>759301I am quite partial to the green and purple pegasus
>>759389>Not playing Raider, surviving by the skin of your shield, and still managing to bombard the enemy flag stand.>Alternatively, not picking them off with the AR as you speed away as a Soldier, because you have too many things to do and playing TDM is not one of them.
>>759419Sorry for what?
>>759364>that feel when playing Leauge of Autism and enemies alway get away with 10 hp, randoms in my team are always feeders while the other team has Moscow 5 tier people, I always die because I try to save my retarded teammates, etc.
>>759384Damn it stop making me like you more and more.
>>759375>lyra feels the condom burst
>>759449>Playing League of Casuals with some bros>We absolutely rape everything in our way>We have >fun
Why does that yellow background character have so many episodes?
>>759333>>759238>>759293Ugh. Noone fucking does these.Had to even edit an image to get it right.
>>759384That's a shame, it'd be nice if we had more variety of waifufagsWhat do you like about best pone, though?
>>759449Try an executioners calling and dont solo queue
>>759319
>That feel when no GW2 beta inviteCOLIIIIIIIIIIIN!
>>759458God damn it boner!This shit will stop today!
>>759466why do we need a variety?Twaifufags are best fags, BDN
>>759459Yeah, the most fun we have is when we say "fuck this shit" and instalock with troll-picks, fuck up terribly and still manage to win somehow.
>>759473End it's life. It cannot be forgiven.BITE DAT SHIT OFF
>Not having filly waifusCasuals
>>759471Only one faggot here got it. EVERYONE ELSE and you DIDN'T!
>>759477What the fuck how did you even
>>759471Don't remind me...>no GW2 beta>no more free TORtanic
>>759459>Playing Free Moba of Legends with three friends>Get right up to their nexus>Get it down to half, there's no way they can win>Myself and friends all surrender to troll the PUG
>Tribes>League of LegendsCasuals, all of you.>cs_italy>Go T>Listen to glorious opera
>>759488Not a Muslim, sorry>>759466Probably the fact that she seems as autismal as I am
>>759494You like that image.
>>759483I wouldn't be posting If I was able to get it in my mouth
>>759491That fucking skill man that fucking skill
her striking blue eyes have that ability to hold anyone, almost no indication that she's using her magic to wrap her silky purple hair from the base to the tip. "just relax and let me do this darling" she saysa light flick from her tounge and she begins, slowly at first, to stroke that oddly encapsulated bulge. cool to start and warm to return as she inhales and pulls her hair, then quietly exhales while pushing forward
Holy shit 25 minutes until Wing Commander Saga>>759494When are you writing again
>>759506That I doIt's also near the top of my folder
>Wake up>You're naked and there's a giant dildo shoved up your anus>Look to your side>See thiswat do
>>759469 usually go duo with a friend of mine.But if we can get out our Morgana and Garen on bot lane combo, there is no stopping us.Also, Morello's evil tome is the best item in the whole game
mfw he's married to a horse
>>759514www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B0PaSznWJE>humanized_twilight.avi
>>759518Link.
>>759526"hi"
>>759514What
>I can’t allow their “right to an opinion” because I feel that Pony-haters have abused their opinions, which I have always seen as a “privilege” to have opinions, not god-given rights. Opinions are tempered with reason, with understanding, and intelligence. Something I feel all Brony-haters lack and I am worried that I am legitimately finding them to be sub-human, or at least all together, bad people.You heard him, Only bronies qualify as humans now.
>>759526IS there and good 2nd person pegging ficsMale or futa, doesn't matter
>>759526>Give her a little smile>Smooch
>>759518More?
>>759534
>>759522TomorrowBeen busy for a while to really sit down and write, but I can do it then
>>759534Woops, didn't mean to quote that.
>>759496>tfw active TOR subscription since launchYES I'M ENJOYING IT.
>>759526Happy because I'm with yellow pone.
>>759526strike up conversation
>>759539link'd>>759518i'm still writing it you fucker. 4 hours of MLPG and i lost all structure i had to the story this morning
>>759548One with LunaFutaPretty short, it's a spoiler storyDon't know any other sadly
>>759526I fucking love red eyes.
>>759557>tfw tor ran like ass on my old pc so I unsubbed and haven't bothered resubbing since getting a new one
>>759555Why do people feel the need to state that you misquotedPut on your cool guy persona and make the person wonder why the fuck you quoted himIt's 2deep4him
>>759557The questing part is fucking awesome if you have a friend and you go duo to do all the quests.The PVP and the controls sucks ass, though.>>759526>poke her in the eyes>run like hell
Sloppy horse makeouts
>>759563>that feel when you were searching for basically anything where anon/audience-insert-horse was dominated>there's legitimately nothign else
>cadencesay it like caadence or caydence?
>>759573>"hey twilight did you see anon this morning?">>no what happened?>"he was running like a madman with what looked like spike's tail in his ass"
>>759561Linkd where?
>>759582Well then there was "wink wink, nudge, nudge" or something like that but I think that goes too farAnd even then it's >applecest and bi
>>759582Rarity will never step on your cock while you wimper in a painful bliss
>>759591caydence
>>759582Fuck that shit, we need more femanon x StallionThere's only one and I don't like it
>>759591Kadense
>But I cannot help but feel that the reaction of someone to FiM, is a personal beromitor of whether or not this is a person that should live to see their next birthday?That feel when Bronies want to kill people for not liking the show.
>>759591Uh.. you do know 'aa' would be pronounced the same way as 'ay' right?Did you mean 'ah'?Either way it's like cay-dense
first word _____ second word _____
>>759598>that feel when that wouldn't have been appealing until you took a direct hit from Faceless
>>759598http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html
>>759604>that feelI just want to suck a cock now and then. I'm straight though, so I can't do it in real life.
>>759613That's kind of frightening actuallysource?
>>759591http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cadence
>>759627>The dangers of CBTNONOT AGAIN
>>759591It's Candyass
>>759623>tfw it's faceless's fault i'm into sounding
>>759623>that feel when you'll never grasp Twilight's ass and drink her dryshe tastes like blueberries
>>759629Sucking cocks? Naw nigga that shit is gayI want a stallion fucking a femanon in the ass and/or pussy
>>759632http://bronysay.tumblr.com/post/19006432163/ponyconfessions-i-am-starting-to-personally
>>759582Do femanon x Rule 63'd ponies fapfics exist?I might have to do it myself if there isn't any
Oh crap, my apologies.
>>759649I just want to service him until he's pleased
>>759598>that picUNFThat looks so delicious
>>759647>that feel when you're considering getting a big thing of blueberry yogurt to heat up and suck through something later
>>759656What for?Our father taught us not to be ashamed of our genitals.
>>759655I haven't seen any. Get on that.
>>759661>Heating up yogurtWhy does that sound like a bad idea
>>759661What? Why would yo-Oh...O-oh my
>>759661>go to frozen yogurt shop>sample each flavor>you imagine what each pony would be which flavor
>>759661I... I'm going to the shop later. I might have to buy some and smother it all inside of a fleshlight so I can eat her out
>>759655Do it you magnificent cunt
well now i want ice creamthanks
>>759684>fap right there
>>759681It can stand some pretty decent heating.At least body temperature.Which is all I need.
>>759668Perceiving they are of sufficient measurements and all.
>>759691I wonder if Twilight's gorgeous mare milk would be like melted blueberry ice cream
>>759661>but a thing of yogurt to suck through somethingI know what you're going for, but the way you put this is hilarious.
>>759684>>759661>Be >>759623>read >>759647>JUST stocked up on yogurt>check fridge>blueberry>that feel when roomate is wondering why you were staring at it for a minute
>>759659Meant to quote >>759623
>>759702Fuck you and fuck the Marker.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vuc_aNz3F8
>>759685>fleshlight>not grabbing your orange colored mare vagina with Real Apple Action™ and stuffing it with slightly warm apple pie filing>not fucking it while it's still warm>not greedily devouring the creamy apple concoction after you're done with itcasuals
>>759695>"This is a family establishment".>"GET OUT OF MY SHOP OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"
>>759632MLP is the new islam clearly.
>>759526How giant are we talking here? 20oz soda bottle, 1L, 2L, horsecock, what? BE MORE SPECIFIC ANON.
I don't understand how the quality of this thread could take such a massive dip in the space of just a few minutes
>>759718Tell him is the best flavor in the universe.
>>759702I noticed. You should take heed to your father's words.
>>759718>that feel when you're legitimately tempted
>yogurtwhat else do you want to take away from meyou've already taken marshmallows and other things
>>759723>"OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE...unless that is...">You tell me which pony you coincides with each and every flavor of yogurt is in the store"
>>759747and coca-cola bottles
>>759734Oh. Sorry.I know it's middle of the afternoon. Just couldn't help myself.
>>759754>Know the names of a shitload of different background ponies>I've prepared all my life for this day.
>>759739>check fridge for ice cream or yogurt>only green tea ice cream>no green pony to think about while eating ice cream
>>759747Do you like milkshakes?
>>759736He'll know...I don't know how, but he'll know...>>759739My imagination is a bit too vivid
>>759738It expands when I stretch it
>>759771>Lyra
>>759771
>>759771Green tea? Zecora. Not technically a pony, so I don't know if she counts, but there you go.
>>759774>He'll know...I don't know how, but he'll know...Is he a wizard? Or you know just fuck it! My room mate saw my Rarity porn I dont give a fuck.
>>759777>>759778She's more a mint-chocolate chip ice cream
>>759778>Not mint
>>759782Let's just put all characters into this topic. Gilda, dragons, Spike, the Buffalo.
>>759791make an OC
>you will never walk around the house without associating at least one thing to a pony or poniesponies you have ruined my life
>>759518slowly pacing herself is one way she shows dominace in a pleasing manner. this isn't so much a work of bliss as it is a resemblance to tempering a sword. and the urge to release is tormenting and addicting now. release. rel-what just happened? the silky enwrapment released at the sudden wave of warmth and moisture. refocusing to see that Rarity has, in fact engulfed the entirety "mmmm~"she closes her eyes as this moment begins to last eons
Does this please the person who wanted flusteredI'm gonna do bedroom eyes in another layerHow into condescending or whatever
>>759807Oh my
>>759807she just looks... sadlike she doesn't want to be there, but she really needs the money
>lunchtime hits>suddenly foodplay horsefucking
this conversation suckspost some pinkest pone and get this shit back on track
>>759804OH SHIT! My hips are moving on their own!>>759807Oh yes! >>759819
>>759819If you encountered dash attempting to sell her body for money would you give her a home?
>that feel when your roommate has problems with his digestion>that feel when he has a large supply of blueberry yogurt in the fridge for this reason>that feel when this thread>that feel when I can't touch his yogurt or he'll go berserkSO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY
>>759807I just got here, is she wearing a bunny suit or just latex?
>Start out as some force copypasta question about dildo in your ass>End up talking about yogurt and which pony pussy is the said yogurt flavorYou guys never cease to amaze me.
>>759782"IF you need somepony to imagine when enjoying your tea,Then look no further and imagine me.The temptation is hi, if this there's no doubt.But the added frustration you can go without.Just close your eyes and let the flavors take you.And if you get lonely again, then have another "taste" soon"..Fuck you brain, Fuck you!
>>759826i can't. that pic is too adorable
>>759826But I was having fun
>>759807Thats not really flustered, she just sad.
>>759826You'll never forgive me for this.
>>759821>that feel when you'll never cover your dick in chocolate and thrust inside of Pinkie, roughly fucking her until she cums, before eating her out and making her clean
>>759821>foodplay horsefuckingam i doin this rite giez
>>759835"Dash wearing panties and a catsuit and the catsuit is made of stuff you can see through"
>>759826
>>759833Stay in one thread berrybros
>>759831Yes. Oh gosh yes.If she wouldn't come I'd pay for an hour and then just sit with her.
>>759726unf, I want one
>>759844>>759819I was working with >>759463and>>759293Also just now checked flustered on a dictionaryYep, didn't help
>>759848>>759854I-I'll be in my bunk...
>>759855I... would hit that so hard.
Would you hold Dash's ankles while she does sit-ups?
Well that ruined my fapping session.i can't stop laughing
>>759807>>759807furfag
>>759884...wait, what?
>>759878Flustered seems more embarrased to me, that picture looks closer to ashamedI mean, I'm down for that too, but...
>>759655ooh do male Rarity first
>>759794Gilda: Would taste like saltwater taffyDragons are straight pepper and dark chocolateSpike is Peppers and white chocolate, specificallyBuffalo Taste like chicken>>759831
>>759888I guessI'm just gonna finish this and stop drawing
>>759855Sounds cutekeep up the good work
>>759884>not atheist>normal
>>759893http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com/post/19718043058Via haikuzone
>>759883Yes.I'd also lick her clean when she was done
>>759883I'd hook my legs around hers and do a set myself.SQUATZ AND OATZ
>>759884>His face>Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>759655>femanonBut, there's no such thing.If there are any females reading this, how do you feel about the lack of porn catering to your gender?
>>759878
>>759902Eh why do you listen to him? Hell, even respond to him?
>>759878Like this
>>759888who are you anyway?
>>759919femanon is just rule 63 anonsometimes we want to get fucked (but we're not gay)
>>759919I would imagine the females to be sensible enough not to fuck horses
>>759884Isn't that that Santorum piece of shit?As if he even has a chance to win, fucking cunt.
>>759912I mean haikuoezu
>>759933
>>759931WELL THAT ANON COULD HAVE POSTED A PICTURE OF SMILING PONYI'll change it
>>759912Oh, so he's a rob-...NO. This sounds like a synopses someone's Mary Sue OC character.
>>759919Who the hell do you think requested it in the first place?
>>759884Why the hell would anyone be proud of being normal?All that means is you'll never know the sublime joy of having an imaginary cartoon pone girlfriend.
>>759860Do you think she would?
>>759957Some extra hairy neckbeard?ALPLPLPLBLEWM?
>>759957Rose?
>>759938They are not better than us!
>>759933Maybe less mouth wiggle, but yeah
>>759956To be honest I am all of the things on that list apart from a liberal arts student.
>>759966Not at first, she's too proud. If it's a choice between another cold night outside or my nice warm sofa... she might consider it. Then I can start to help her get herself back together again.
>>759973I'm guessing that too. Or Jessy.
>>759938AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>759831Honestly?I would offer her a home. I'd be the whitest of white knights...I...just can't help it..I have to HELP people...I'm basically Mark Lily from Ugly Americans when offline...
>>759938A while back we had a femanon drawfag that drew nothing but gay shipping
>>759962Yes. An imaginary cartoon pone girlfriend with an imaginary penis filled with real yogurt.Completely missing out.
Is youtube down for anyone else?I keep getting this message
>>760014I know exactly what you mean.Even though I get off to pretty much every fucked up thing you could list I just want to help people instead.
>>760024Yeah, a bit here likewise.
>>759807>condescendingLike, one sec. I know there's a great cap for this. It's like, one of those looks where she's got one eyebrow up and a "Seriously?" look going on
>>759957I was the one who brought it up and am maleI just like the thought of husbando Twilight tenderly loving me as a girlReversal of roles is nice
>>760015Well yeah but that's not the same as AnonxPony
>>760002I'm sure she would find it an easier alternative.
Guys helpGilda gives me feels in my special places
>>760024it's going really slow for me
Are we really still in this thread, jesu
>>759831Yes. Though I doubt she might not want to live in the house that I offer.>>760024Dunno. But they started to add AD in EVERY video.
>not having a pony waifuare you even autistic?
>>760034>that feelI could get off to somebody taking Dash in and mindbreaking her into nothing but a toy, but in that position? I'd help her get back onto her hooves and get her life back together. And maybe, just maybe, she'd fall in love with me the same way I fell so long ago.
>>760014>>760034If you went to Equestria, would you be a social worker?
>>760053Get neutered.
>>760053Gilda is for furfagsI'd rather a Dash
>>760059Get FF/Nightly with Ad blocker. I don't remember the feel of watching online ads anymore.
>>760060I'll have you know that I am in full control of my autism thanks to MLPG's training. I may not have a waifu, but I definitely am the most powerful autist here!
>>760034Well nice to meet you, me.>>760060>not having a gryphon waifuDweebs, everywhere!
>>760047I wonder if she'd do that with her magic, for me>that feel when Dusk will never cradle your light frame in his powerful hooves, keeping you safe and secure
>>760060You just hat me because im normal!
>>760053Maybe this might help more.
>>760063Yeah. Or a Postal Worker.Maybe something like a Vet?
>>760095Is it hat day already?
>>760053Gilda? Psh, what could she possibly offer?
>>759807>>760045Yeah, here we go.
>>760082Ah yes the glory of no adds browsing.
>>760060I was watching Hey Arnold the other day, when I realized that his country cousin Arnie is quite obviously autistic.Posting pone in pone thread.
>>760062as much as we like to talk big, I think we'd all want to help hernot that I think any of you might be decent or anything
>>760111I'm gonna proceed to copy that exact face unless someone has a better idea or some modifications to that one.
>>760063I don't really know. There are quite a few things I could do really. Humans would probably have many advantages to ponies.
>>760085ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THATclearly we need a 30 minute autist challenge
>>760092>Implying R63 twilight would be bulky and strongNope, he'd still be a frail little nerd.
>>760060>Not having a filly waifuAre you even pedo?
>>760121I just want to see her happy
>>760134Each person has half an hour to write an essay defending Bioware.
>>760100>humanised>>>/mlp
>>760062>>760146How would you go about doing ti?
>>760121>>760062>>760034>>760014>>760146List of everything MLPG can agree on1. We would take in and care for a homeless Dash, not >rape her
>>760140She's reshaping herself with magic, she can be your perfect stallion
>>760140A wiry, weak nathan pony.
>>760148is there a minimum word limit?
>>760148I'd like to say the autism goes both ways at this pointNo exceptions
>>760047>making slow, gentle love to a male fluttershy as a girl...okay, now I'm starting to scare myself with the sort of stuff that gets me excited
wat
>>760148Well I was going to participate, but even I'm not that bad off.
>>760156Well to be fair I would take care of any homeless pone even Trixie but she would be a fucktoy.
>>760170Yeah i don't know.
>>760160Is there any on wiki article discussions?
>>760152Slowly. She needs time. I'd tell her she's always welcome in my home, and for the first few days at least try to tempt her back with hot food. I always make too much anyway (I don't, but I will for her), so she'd be doing me a favour.Slowly, I'd try to tease her into talking about what's wrong. Once she's admitted it, I can try and help her - give her the support she needs so she can recover and get her life back together.
>>760170>More police poneaw yeah
>Having a waifu>Not a haremDo you even cop out?
>>760183I err don't know. I could try to write about defending bioware but honestly I'm not good at bullshitting and i would stall immediately after The word Bioware
>>760170Pinkie is raping someone on prision.
>>760170I really hate to see Pinkie mindbroken, but I'd let her prison-rape me.
>>759804Rarity slowly opens her eyes. those beautiful blue eyes are nearly distracting enough to not notice the amount of pull she's making as she slowly slides her mouth away, ending with a 'pop'"maybe tonight we can pick this up again" she muses as she begins to turn to walk away
>>760192I love her, I don't just want to fuck her.
>>760174I was gonna participate, but then I saw the competition. >>760148
>>760184I'm getting more feels from thinking about taking in and caring for a homeless pony than anything else
>>760175I wouldn't even do thatHomeless trixie gives me bad feels
>>760200>Implying you can't love the whole harem
>>760134How about this:>>760178
>>760210Tell me more anon
>>760199...go on...
>>760208>that feel when you would help out any homeless pone, no strings attachedPone shouldn't be sad and alone
>>760199I need more you faggot.
>>760090roogna please gopacce please go
>>760170>rape
>>760220>that feelI like that ask hobopone tumblrMaybe I should draw homeless pony at some point
>>760024nope, no issues, works like a charm (the whole day had no problems)
>>760208Is just her I mean she would act like a bitch until I put her on a collar.
>>760220is it without strings if you're hoping for companionship?
>>760199"or not!" quickly addingin a flash her tail wraps itself from the tip to the balls and begins stroking hard and fast. the sudden show of force is enough to last only a few minutes as Rarity gasps at the thick streams coloring her backside."oh. how. DARE! YOU!"
>>760247Well hoping and not demanding yes.
odds draw even play NV, some kind of miracle number go get a job
Have you gone outside today?I know I have.
>>760245>that feel when you will never wear down Trixie's ego until she loves her great and powerful master more than anything else in the world
>>760156>You've taken Dash in. Given her a shelter. Stability. Comfort. She's slowly regaining her confidence, and is finally happy again.>One day she suggests that maybe... Maybe she could 'repay' you in kind.>As she turns around to expose herself to you, you point out that that's exactly the kind of life she was trying to get away from.>'It's different', she says.>'I don't have to do it this time.'>'I want to.'
>that feel when you have the feels to be a waifufag but you are not one
>>760261I actually woke up at 9 and went for a 12 kilometer walk
>>760242yeah it's pretty goodI hope tess or toss or whomever throws her a bone every once in a whileI don't like seeing her as such a sad sack 100% of the time
>>760261I didI even got a jobOh god what is this feeling it's so strange
>>760256then I'd take Dash in without strings
>>760247Well if you just hope to become friends naturally and you're not trying to parlay helping them into forced friendship then yea its fine
>>760261>leaving your lair>everbut why
>>760220Pone are too cute and loveable to leave on the street.
>>760248Hot but id rather cum on her face.
>>760210>haremsnow this is to my interest
>>760261I stuck my head out of the window quite a lot.I'll be going out at dusk like i usually do.Fuck the sun.
>>760263>ask her to turn around>you want to look into her eyes
>>760264>that feel when i imagine pinkie doing something my neck gets that "i'm being tickled and i can't do anything about it"
>>760262Tell me more anon.
>>760261Yea, I had class
>>760286No, sex with ponies is not cool.
>>760261I did. Some rude guy hoped that somebody would ask me for directions. Nobody did, but instead an old man stopped me to talk about how Obama should get 4 more years and where I should work.
>>760261I went running earlier. I made sure no one saw me.
>>760245I would like to see Trixie broken and humiliated and to help her recover, but not to her former egotistical self but to something self assured and better
>>760286>haremNo thanks, I wouldn't be able to handle that.
>>760304Where should you work, Anon?
>>760288
>>760261only on the porch to smoke a cigarit's too hot out todayi blame this guy >>758860
>>760263>that feel when you shake your head and kneel down to look her in the eyes>you take her head in your hand and stroke her mane, telling her that it doesn't have to be quick and cheap>you kiss her, long and soft, before picking her up and carrying her over to the sofa>you put on one of your favourite films and lie down with her resting on top of you, lightly stroking her wings and squeezing her stomach as you whisper to her that you've always loved her, but shut up and enjoy the film, she'll love it
>>760314But they have eachother as well
>>760165there aren't any tender loving Fluttershy stories at all, feels bad man. I wouldn't even mind a male one like you said
>>760248turning around she stares bemused at the culprit to this unseemly mess"i'm going to need to you to be a little more courteous to a lady's appearance" she says, poking the underside with her nose. the lifting motion brings new motivation as a sly smile slowly spreads over Rarity's face
>>760315A petting zoo
>>760278To buy imitation pony semen from the grocer. Why else?
>>760303The fact that 25 percent is positive is hilarious.
>>760321now that's my kind of endingyou get a gold star anon
>>760317It hurts to look outside you know.Where the hell is the moon anyway I haven't seen it for a while.
>>760324Noo my otp!
>>760170alt universe with the mane 6 all in jail. i had an idea for a story but i dont know if il actually ever write it (but this was from one of the scenes, >rape).
>>760330Silly anon, you aren't allowed to pet the animals with your penis at the petting zoo!
>>760321Yeeeees i can dream to this
>>760320What kind?>Currently smoking a RP Vintage 1990
>>760315He gave me recommendations as to what counties are best to work in as a police officer and mentioned working as a truck driver.
>>760310You need to read Kindness's RewardI know, I know, >fanfiction. >SHIPPING fanfiction. But still, it's done very tastefully, and the last scene makes the whole thing worth it.
>>760298>you'll never rip her cape off of her body and refashion it into a thick collar, making a leash out of her hat>the former symbols of her skill will never become the things binding her to your will as you repeatedly tell her she's nothing except yours>eventually, she'll repeat it back to you
>Finally draw some pony butt>Wondering if it is attached properly, because the hind legs of horses are more connected to the body than the front legsDrawing gets weird some times.
>>760357I did
>>760340I saw it last night. Good thing it's becoming spring, I can stay out and not freeze my ass off. The night sky is beautiful when it's not illuminated
>>760321We do make slow, passionate love later, though, right?
>>760348I would kill for Rarity raping AJ on jail or the other way around
>>760352Oliva Serie V Torpedoit was pretty great
>>760357that fic was incredibly cute
>>760358>Mindbreak TrixieI would make her blow me every morning.
>>760365Asking myself such questions have made me hate drawing.
don't touch that horse
>>760368I was that guy who mentioned seeing an odd thing in the sky last night. Pretty weird stuff.Also two extremely bright satellites to the north west that recently arrived.The light pollution can get pretty bad to the south but i have miles of emptiness away.Damn I need to get a portable telescope.
>>760365Nasse's been doing some good butts lately. Might take a look at that to get an idea.
>>760395But wouldn't you rather have her as an individual rather than an object.
>>760370>slowYEAH RIGHT
>>760380That's a great smoke, I've got about 5 of those in my humidor. Very good choiceI was expecting you to say White Owl or some other bullshit, so I could call you a faggot.
>>760365>weirdthoughts are weird, conversations can get weird. drawing is not weird unless you have a problem with butts
>>760357Link?I'm in the mood for some d'aww.
>>760370of coursethe moment the credits start, she turns around and kisses you, and doesn't stop until your hands and hooves are writhing over each other's bodiessome time later, neither of you quite sure, you collapse back onto the sofa completely breathless, with the TV showing the same DVD menu it has been for so very long, and she whispers her thanks again - you've shown her that her life wasn't over, and that there can be more to it, and she loves you
>>760410http://averystrange.deviantart.com/art/Kindness-s-Reward-Chapter-1-217206740Warning Trixieshy shipping
>>760405Nope. She'd be nothing but a toy under my rule.
>>760326I sort of have a feelfic idea where Fluttershy gets some lingerie from Rarity because she wants you to think she's sexy, which is followed by tender lovemaking and soppy romantic shit.
>>760395
I like this.
>>760398What?
>>760423Thank you kind anon.
>>760399>away to the north
>>760399>i have miles of emptiness awayLucky bastard, I'd love to have all that space to myself. I love being in a large place where I feel small and insignificant.
>>760406>Mental image of being halfway though the act, when suddenly Dash is all >>760406And then suddenly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1YDU2IzgZs starts playing out of nowhere while she slams into you repeatedly.
>>760432ew humans.
>>760431And this is better.
>>760415I'm sorry, but I wonder if Dash would be in the mood to fuck after watching my favorite movie.A Clockwork Orange.
>>760396It's a learning experience. Need to practice real horses so I end up like SB.>>760401>>760408It was mostly just the three circle practice. I was trying different positions. It's just the way the hind legs attach to the rest of the body, and whether or not I show parts of the stomach.This kind of reminds me of the breakdown of one of Slugbox's pictures, where the perspective is terribly off, and so is the anatomy.
>>760326there http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6432/Fluttering-Hearts
>>760407man you run into the weirdest mix of people here sometimes...Yeah I've been trying a lot of different cigars recently since I have more spare time. It's probably my favorite, actually, next to the A. Fuentes. I have some Undercrowns in the mail too so I'm looking forward to those
>>760395>wake up to the slurping and bobbing of trixies' head>she moans and gasps while keeping a glazed contact now that you're awake>continues well after you push over the edge, making a mess trying to keep your cum from reaching past your cocki should probably stop with the blowfics 15min before class.
>>760437I love the sky.My favorite thing on Earth.
>>760415>Falling asleep cuddling on the sofa afterwards>Can't handle all these heart problems
>>760428Yes thats too easy, I would anal fuck her while she sleeps and im going dry
>>760426Yes but if she's a toy you know there's no reciprocation between you. Mechanical and dead.
>>760457She have to swallow every drop.
>>760437If it doesn't rain i have miles of moorland to lie on and look into the sky.And loads of glacial outcroppings to sit on and gaze off.
>>760446Why is she so perfect /c...dammit I mean General?
>>760457>after you're done, you kick her off and tell her to go make you breakfast>she slinks away and returns with your favourite breakfast food
>>760427I would like that
>mind rape>no one will ever write a dead space story with a cupcake in the eye instead of a needlefeels bad man
>>760460She'd wrap her wings around you, trying to make you feel as safe and loved for a few short hours as you make her feel every day
>>760458>sky>on earthhaha, mine too
>>760432WHAT I TELL YOU BOYS BOUT TOUCHIN THAT HORSE
>>760451Mah droog
>>760480oh she will after milking you and having her fun with the cum she just received
>>760457All of these "ponies giving you bjs in your sleep" fics begs the question:When exactly does morning wood kick in?can you even get aroused while sleeping?
>>760484Well she deserve a reward because she is acting like such a good pet.
>>760451>implying she was really paying attention
>>760497You know, I need to make a gif of that bit actually being completed successfully.It'd throw people off.
>>760516Her reward is getting to serve her master. Obedience is bliss.
>>760515If someone plays with your dick, you'll get an erection.It's a physical reaction, in this case, that you don't have much control over, much less when you're asleep.
>>760515You can do more than just get aroused. Ever heard of a 'nocturnal emission'?
>>760497>see this>mfw I'm going to the eye doctor in fifteen minutes
>>760515Are you sure you are a boy?
>>760526Have a le-l-l_-l-LL-L-E_L_EEEl-ELEY_TTTl-_L-TET_LTHE_L-LE_TH
>>760543we are all little girls here
>>760541You're fucked man
>>760498wings.Wings?WINGS
>>760536Fun fact: it's possible to gain an erection AND orgasm while completely braindead.
>>760515>what is wet dreams
>>760550moot plz go
>>760541>You're now remembering the part where they shoot a puff of air into your eye to test whatever the hell that tests for>'Going to need you to hold really still, and keep your eye open as wide as you can"
>>760535But she just service me right? She deserve something some times, she is your pet and you love your little pony.
>>760541>that puff of air they blast you with
>>760550we're all slutty little mares herand when we're not we're little sluts
>>760539Shit sucks yo.
Oh Rose
>>760560>braindead
>>760564>>760569Didn't they find a new thing for that?
>>760567You trained her to take pleasure from compliance - she wouldn't WANT a reward. Her life is already perfect.
>>760583I can fap to that.
>>760567>she gets in heat>only one of her kind>even thought you abuse her she tries to serve you>you get a normal dog to screw her
>>760572I'm not a slutty mare, I'm a cute little innocent filly.
>>760587maybe, but not everybody spends the dosh on a new machine
>>760583Cutie Mark Male Modelers!!
>>760603>That feel when I go to a second rate eye doctorPuffs everywhere
>>760598Oh fuck no
>>760587If they did, then my optometrist hasn't implemented it.I believe it's meant to test for glaucoma.
What colour of panties would Dash wear
>>760567>>760535>>760516>>760484>>760457>>760395Man. You guys are so fucked up to Trixie.Rather then helping her improve herself, you guys rather just, wow.
>>760587yea it's called the dry q-tip
>>760592Ok you are right, but what now? She bring me breakfast and suck my cock, whats next?
>>760587Yeah, there's this thing you lay down under, and they shine a laser into your eye while the actual cam arm holding the laser slowly lowers itself closer while scooching back and forth just a little to check various parts of the surface.Not really that, but yes they do. It's expensive equipment though, and the old method works just fine, so there's not much incentive to replace a properly functioning unit.
>>760598>subject 3I am now interest.
Wait Raisin quest was 12 hours ago right?What happened?
>>760631I dunno. Pony ride to the couch so you can watch some TV or something.Maybe have a nice blue footrest to prop your legs up on.
>>760624Pink?>>760626Read this >>760592She is happy.
>>760626I wouldn't mind a cute Trixie story.
>>754492Fucking funniest thing I've seen today.
>>760633Just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy
>>760626hey i like trixie! but really she's the only poni i can fap to since i don't like her characterand OH MAN dat voice! i can only imagine what her moans would be thrusting into her as she sucks my finger
>>760626One day we will be able to like Trixie here.
>>760515does your pussy get wet while you sleep?
>>760658what the fuck
>>760635i'd identify as a boy
>>760635All three.
>>760658You know, I gotta wonder if he's ACTUALLY insane.
>>760658OH FUCK MY SIDES
>>760639http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralgo back 12 hours and read the threads
poor lyra
>>760650Or make her do something that require concentration while you finger her.
>>760669I read bits of his storyI think he is actually mentally ill.
>>760653I just wish everyone just stop making her homeless in the Everfree forest and either obsessed with Revenge or madly in love with TwilightWhat if she just went to the next town and got on with her show, just avoiding Ponyville?BUT NOWE COULDN'T DO THATHELL THAT'S WHY GILDA HAS NO FAMILY, NO OTHER FRIENDS HELL NO LIVE BESIDES DASH.SHE PROBABLY JUST SPENT ALL THE YEARS SINCE FLIGHT CAMP STALKING DASH CONSTANTLY AND DOING NOTHING ELSE
Why would you even want to talk about Trixie?There isn't anything to say about her.
>>760598Can dash take the knot?
>>760686Can someone summarize it?
>>760564>>760587not him but I thought the air was the new thing. they gave me a drop in the eye and poked it with a pen before, but I went recently and they had that air machine. I kept blinking though it sucked, I liked the pen better
>>760699>that feel when you don't have a knot
>>760686But I'm lazy
>>760689And then they trade places and realize they miss what they had before the switch and a lesson is learnedS5E7 cap it
>>760699We are talking about Trixie here.
>>760695>FanfictionThere's your problem.
I realise no-one generally cares by this point butwe're easily over the 75% mark by now with thissoon
>>760557if you insist
>>760718
>>760718;_;
>>76071871.3%Maybe, but the main thing is to learn more about how torrents work in general.
>>760699considering dash probably fucked half of cloudsdale i'm pretty sure it wouldn't be an issue.
>>760497is that what really happens when you get it wrong in the game? I imagined the player character just had to hold still, how could the machine screw up so badly
>>760718And then we will all be arrested on june 12
>>760695>She just gets on with lifeBut that's boring tripe that noone would want to read. I think you're missing the point entirely.
>>760735All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
>>760741We need more Mindbreak Trixie.
>>760741>A bloo bloo bloo homeless prostitute revenge Trixie story #123516>Not boring to read
>>760728For a few glorious moments when I powered up.
>>760756> homeless prostitute TrixieWhere can I read this?
>>760735Yeah. Like, you control when the needle is lowering. The faster you lower it, and the closer you get, the more Isaac freaks out, and his pupil will dilate and his eye will move around faster and shit. You just have to time it so where it'll go right into the middle of his pupil when you push it home.
>>760583>bulge>Rose just drew a cock kindabueno
So guys what do you think De Lancie will do in S3?
>>760756Didn't say it wasn't. Folks need to come up with more shit like the story anon linked earlier. Less revenge, less 'i wanna fuk twilit sparkl', more... Whatever else.
>>760781Discord as a behind the scenes villain somehow.Or a short cameo, or a 3 line one shot BG pony.
>>760799Bob Bon
>>760793More cute pones doing cute things.
>>760695My headcanon she has rich parents in Canterlot
>>760781Discord, presumably. He's not the cheapest guy in the world, and there was enough positive feedback on said character to warrant that over some random character.
>>760809The mare with many voices.
>>760793I'd read a story about Trixie going on a road trip to Las Haygas with Gilda
>>760813Well at least it's something new rather than Trixie Revenge fic #546 and Homeless Trixie learns humility fic #325
>>760821>Discord returningOh god I can't control my boner someone help me
>>760835>nathan.jpg
>>760821>it's Discord's spirit>he just fucks around with the mane cast during episodes giving them "advice"
>>760835This looks like a job for Slutty Mare!Unzip those britches!
>>760847OH GOD YES HNNNG FUCK YES OH GOD
>>760849fuck you he's mine!
>>760821Well Discord steamrolling the naughty and nice contest probably helped the process a bit
I've got three different facesshould I post them all
>>760856BACK OFF BITCH
>>760865oh god yes
>>760865IN FACT, YOU SHOULD
>>760867LIKE HELL I WILL!
>>760865Porn soon
>>760865Sure, man.So is the underwear just really dark, or is the catsuit slightly transparent?
>>760867>>760875There's more than enough cock for both of you!
>>760849>>760856IN YOUR CORNERS YOU WHORES! NONE OF YOU HAVE THE EXPERIENCE FOR THIS
>>760875>>760867I'll chose the least sluttiest mareWHAT NOW?
>>760776oh you control the machine, that's weird. I got to play those games somedayafter nv
>>760892WH... But...THAT'S NOT FAIR
>>760892FINE TAKE HER *sniff*
>>760892I'll sit in the corner and cry
>>760884Catsuit is transparent>>760877NO!I can control thistotallyseriouslyI canI can...
>>760865porn soon fellow ponystalkr.
>>760865>implying I can't fap to this
>>760911I like that one better so far
Here, MLPG, have an exploitable Pinkie Pie.
>>760911Yeah manIt was nice knowing youSoon you'll only draw pornWell I'll miss you...It was nice having another drawfag that didn't draw only porn...
>>760912But I can'tHaven't got the traditional bedroom eyes yet
>>760911i think you made that left eye curve a little too much. it looks kinda slanted (the line from nose)
>>760932I'M NOT GONNA DRAW PORN
>>760941I dunno, man, Dash in a transparent catsuit is giving me a boner
>>760911WHY CONTAIN IT
>>760865>>760865>>760911>>760911fucking furfag
>>760941I'll give you another month at most
>>760932>implying you arent happy by this turn of events
>>760865greater than>>760933greater than>>760911
>>760931Why the fuck are you on my filter.
>>760148"Wow Sentenal, top marks again! All that extra credit is really paying off!"
>>760959Not reallyAs much as I love sexual ponies I'll take non-sexual cute pony any day
>>760965wut
>>760931You're alive?
>>760931
>>760970>>760959Sadly it's true Nothing wrong with porn but you won't be doing anything else eventually.
>>760980No I'm not.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MLP-FiM-fan-made-Roseluck-plushie-OOAK-/160766394507?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item256e6c808b#ht_484wt_952MY SIDES
>>760984>>760954>>760998
>>760998Rosluk
>that feel when bad artist
>>760995OhWait that means...OH GOD A ZOMBIE!
>>761010>that feel
>>760998not necessarily. junior draws normal stuff sometimes heuheuheuehuehuheu
>>761010Shut up, ALPLBLEWM.
>>761020How hard to I have to beat you to convince you otherwise
>>761020Oh shut upNo one will care how talented you are when you'll draw only pornEveryone will prase you
>Rape is 39% positive
>>761032>that feelDrawing porn is like a 1 way ticket to never getting criticism
>>761029That's not advised broThis is the only thing that makes artists get betterIf they stop thinking that they become JJ when he draws humans
>>761029Pretty hard >>760989>>760970>>760958>>760912>>760877>>761032
>>761025i wish i was as good as him
WelpThese confounded equine generals have driven me to alcoholism, I'm drinking whiskey and I have an exam tomorrow.I'll be at the pub, Nasse keep doing your thing and hopefully I'll get to share a drink with you some time. Anon signing off.
>>761020You should draw Derpy trying to order takeout, but holding the phone receiver upside down.
>>761052Nothing wrong with porn as I said. Just you know, do other things.The same can be said of MLPG
>>761054>good>alplblewmhahahahahahah
>>761071exactly
>>761073shut up krabb
So it's just me and one other guy that would actually look after Trixie rather than rape her.Oh well at least Dash is safe with most of us.
>>761047lies. but criticism is good anyway since your brain loves to not see its own mistakes.
>>761058anon signing back onthat whiskey bottle is now firmly inside of my anus as I imagine Dash hoofing me
>>761071>everyone jokes about AB being shit at TF2>Haha real funny ok whatever>play with him once>Oh wow, how do you even...Do you play with the track pad or something, man?
>>761083I don't rape
>>760865>>760911>>760933The legs and ass are totally out of proportion. Like the idea though.
>>761083Trixie would make a better slave than a companionDash would make a better lover than either
>>761083I'd probably look after Trixie as well. I wouldn't mind putting her in her place at first, though.
>>761092He's better than half of our playersJust they don't complain about it and have fun
>pony folder organized pretty good>slowly the number of pictures gets too big and pictures that don't fit any category appears>spend days reorganizing folder, making easy to modify the categories and also easy to add new ones>still not enoughDEAR FUCKING GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO?I already have subfolders in subfolders in subfolders
>>761089Okay, drawing porn half-decently is a one-way ticket to never getting criticism
>>761112reported
>>761113Rarity plz go
>>761112No blush, wouldn't fap
>>761113Just give a descriptive name to each image, and keep it all in one folder for easy searching.
>>761103That doesn't inspire confidence in me at all.>>761099Maybe she would, but it would be the right thing to do to try otherwise.
>>761066I request this too now.>>761083I'll look after Trixies, at least try to make her less of a cunt but still keep the voice acting. Make her a better pony.>>761099Go fuck yourself.
>>761112Oh god my boner knows no limits
>>761089>Criticism huhTiara I'd like to see some more works by you that are anticipatory action rather than just "and heres some ponies fucking"Classic maneuver in comedic cartoon panels, and the same applies for erotica. For instance instead of Rarity already having the dildo in AJ's ass, you could have shown Rarity floating a a dildo mid air and AJ sweating in fear.
>>761116see?>>761132
>>761082That isn't krabb
>>761137Why not? I'd teach her to be a loving, caring pony rather than stuck up and egocentric.
>>761113Answer: More folders until there is a folder for every file.
>>761089What happened with tiaraquest anyway?
>>761137Is it not the morally superior thing to do to ensure her happiness? Her self-destructive path will only lead to depression.
>>761066Not todayI don't feel like drawingMaybe I'll sketch it tomorrow when I have a test and I'll end up with free time anyway
>>761152Derpy is my favorite Derpy.
>>761155Sentenal I've asked you this before but you didn't answer.Why do you have a trip? I'm genuinely curious. Did you contribute way back and I missed it or something?
>>761160my head canon is that all of the Tiarawhy tumblr posts are some how connected to the Tiara lost story.
>>758020are the 720p or 1080p smaller? It still kills me mentos hasn't updated
>>761164I could give dozens of criticisms about that.
>>761155But I already have a total of 280 foldersAnd I didn't even reorganized 25% of it
>>761153aw yeah that's the stuffNow draw Applebloom telling me how sexy my mustache is
>>761168I can dig. I'm just trying to lowball some not-porn ideas at you
>>761174Where's this idea that people have to contribute to use a tripcode coming from? I've been on /co/ since early 2007, and people have always used trips for no discernible reason.
>>761164But I'm jesus!
>>760954I still want to know who the hell you are
>>761089>impliedactually that one image i did without anything showing with suit dash got more responses than usual. i'll def do more of that.>>761160basically animating complete from scratch every day for 3 weeks burned me out.
>>761180>not having 1 folder for all your pictures for anything ever and are all unnamedcasual
>>761190Get out.It's been this way since fucking forever.
>>761194Oh god that would be horribleEverything in my computer is beautifully organizedEVERYTHING
>>761174no, he's actually a faggot and pretty exclusively talks about off topic meta bullshit. but he's always here, so what can be done
>>761154That's more like it.>>761165Can one truly know happiness without having experienced sadness? And such subjugation doesn't allow for either.
Oh, forgot this bit of stuff. Sorry for the poor quality of pictures, but grandmom is getting far in her trial run of pony plush making. It's looking good!
>>761092less hat fortress, more shazbot please.
>>761174Downloaded the archive a year ago and made those torrents, payed for the MLPG TF2 server, and several instances where people needed lots of files in .rar's, but nothing really worthy of keeping track of me. Most of the time I post as anon when nothing is going on.
>>761174Not really. He's been trying to be better about it lately, though. Archive diving and whatnot, since he cant' draw or write, and doesn't want to give up the trip.
>>761208No, it really hasn't.
>>761194>that feel when you never used to save images from 4chan>that feel when you have a folder named MLP now and while having folders for every character you have a single folder called Non-Pony>that feel when your file system is now pony-based
>>761223I'd toss her salad
>>761214Yes, happiness is a physical state of being. If bending to your will releases endorphins, she's happier for it.
>>761214Can one truly know sadness without having experienced happiness?
>>761239and im not talking about the pony
>>761153She reminds me of a certain sonic villain.
>>761224>absolutely love shazbot>want to play with you weenies>you all play American servers;_;
please respond>>761177are the 175mb ones the 480p, the ones mentos had? I want to stay consistent with all my episodes being 175mb
>>761238>That feel when you get duplicate file entry 2 times in a row from your own screencaps or arts
>>761254>that feel when your post gets screencaped and when you read it you see all the grammar mistakes you did
>>761224less gofast more doter2
>>761225Those torrents and TF2 server are appreciated, but they're hardly relevant to the thread unless someone asks for it, surely?Besides, you always seem to be here posting with a trip. Why would you go anon when nothing is going on? Surely it should be the OPPOSITE? You should be going anon when something is happening, because you don't do anything.
>>761243My point was that without the freedom to drift between the two why be locked in either. >>761241 You would be dead in the spiritual sense.
>>761251No ideaI use the reddit MLP links if I want to youtube or download the episode since they are pretty well organized and up to date
>that dan vs eq update
>>761187This whole thing pretty much to take away my will to draw completely for now
>>761231In MLPG, it really has. We never liked non-contributers, regardless of board.
>>761265>hat fortress 2.0>customization slots for everything, even spell/ult effectsgabe sure knows the market.
>>761266I've seen sentenal try to be helpful and be a faggot. I don't really care if he has a trip either way. I would really like to know why it bothers some people when others adopt a name or trip.
>>761250>not living in the grorious united states of murika
>>761245GMILFs, amirite?>only picture of Granny I have convenient.
>>761265>everyone in hat fortress is bad>wanting them to play dota2 with uspls no
>>761071>>761054>>761025>>761020 you will always be better than me >>758495>>758813
>>761270She can't have an existential crisis.You haven't given her permission
>>761279MAYBE DEAF WAS RIGHT
>>761306But can you?
>>761280Exactly, 'in MLPG'. I've never seen this attitude anywhere else on 4chan until recently; did it crop up here because of ponychan using trips to roleplay?
>>761279That's understandable. Like I said, not chomping at the bit to see anything. Take as long a break as you need.
>>761266When nothing is going on, posting as anon is better because it seems like there are more people posting than there really is. Posting with a trip confirms that the thread is dead or slow, and leaves a bad taste when you see a code or name every other post in a 5 min span.
>>761295I hope shes into fisting
>>761303you seem to have a problem with just general proportions. here:
>>761295Hey Slywit quick questionWhen you have some free time would you take requests for shortfics?it would remind me of the old days and to be honest I'm sick of those shitty greentext stories
>>761147He drew that Dash under the bed I really liked
>>761318Trips are reviled in many of the easier to aggravate boards. I don't know where you frequented to miss this.
>>761314about what
>>761328Didn't someone compared them with the show and they were wrong?
>>761336Pretty exclusively /co/ and /tg/.
>>761318Are you serious?Tripfags are hated on almost every board, the contributing ones just....less so. I don't know where you've beenBoth that, and what you said, too
>>761340probablytheir pony look bad
>>761340it's probably not on model but just to get a basic sense of guide circles/structure. someone had this huge .rar of how to draw pone around here somewhere...
>>761324Want to know the solution?Go anon all the time. No one likes your opinions, so why you post with a trip to confirm them as yours is beyond me
>>761344/b/ and /v/ for example really can't deal with tripsThe same went for /x/ due to you know who.As a long time /tg/er myself and i did see it crop up occasionally but /tg/ is rather laid back so it wasn't prevalent.
>>761190Tripfagging on an Anonymous board just defeats the point. Use it if you need it has always been the thumbrule. Some of us have seen what happens when tripfags are given to much space and attention, and its called /a/.
>>761277Gotta admit Fluffy knows how to make a hilarious and in character comicThis might be one of my favoritesI love the bit he does with "new Chris"
>>761348As far as I've seen, they're usually hated no more or less than any given Anonymous poster, save the ones who make a stupid mistake and get remembered for it because they use a trip. Half the shit people get mad at tripfags for is done routinely by anonymous posters, but nobody cares because they don't associate it with a name.
>>761340Not only are they wrong, they are unnappealing to look at.>>761328Stop posting that before that awful model spreads around.
>>761361But the opinions won't change if they are under a code, name or Anonymous.
>>761367I always forget to see if a rephrase makes sense in the later parts of the sentence, scratch that and.
>>761333Tempting . . .I'd like to hear the request. I've generally not taken them, due to my release for my other work being already slower than Derpy at a calculus exam
>>761344Yeah, /co/ and /tg/ aren't as bad as some of the more popular boards, but you have to remember, the MLPG is very cosmopolitan. You get users from all over the place, people who would probably not visit /co/ otherwise. As a result, opinions are mixed like that, and it only takes a few dissidents to sour the milk.
>>761371So get mad at the ones that demand space and attention, and just ignore it when somebody is doing it for reasons that aren't initially apparent.
>>761392Oh I have no requestsIs that really back than shortfics weren't really hated and they were easier to read thant 90% of the fics right now that have 10 or more chapterAnd I miss them. They were more cute and generally better
It'd be cool if there was a pony tcg
Hey guys, guess what I"m eating~
>>761403Speaking of which we have at least one guy who really likes to stir up shit with the trips.Which is just inane to me.
>>761382Trufax, but then folks will be less likely to snap at you, because the Trip associates your posts with a face that they don't like.It's like ross when he's not posting shit about his art or himself.
>>761326Only one way to find out!
>>761382Indeed, but they'd stop shitting up the thread or just making everyone discuss tripfags, like we are now
>>761392
>>761392Slywit the new chapter of paradise was fucking amazing.continue to write that
>>761421Is rapey still mad at you?
>>761416Yeah, takes all types to make fruit cup, as they say.You should see me in the night threads. Hoo boy.
>>761434No.
>>761432Wait paradise updated?I need a link nowAlso a link to the previous chapter I kinda forgot to finish it
WHERE IS NEW HORSE THREAD
>>758937>>758916>>758837...yeah. I get some rather... disappointing comments. Truth be told though, it's Youtube— there will always be dumbasses with something to flaunt that isn't worth flaunting. If I let my jimmies get rustled over every stupid thing someone says about or on my work, I'd hever spend a day unrustled.Sorry that their comment is ruining your day(s) though, would the sketch for the upcoming "Diamond Dogs" make you feel better? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/DiamondDogIdea2.mp3
>>761415>tfw you can't come up with a good way to simulate the flare on your makeshift pony whatsit.Ideas?
>>761328I drew Little Strongheart, I thought my proportions were the only thing I did right
Newish Horse>>761462>>761462
WE HAVE CONTROLWE KEEP YOU SAFEWE ARE YOUR HOPEWE HAVE CONTROLWE KEEP YOU SAFEWE ARE YOUR HOPEWE HAVE CONTROLWE KEEP YOU SAFEWE ARE YOUR HOPEWE HAVE CONTROLWE KEEP YOU SAFEWE ARE YOUR HOPE
>>761450WELL WELL WELL LOOKS WHO DECIDED TO START LURKING AGAINRemember to inform us whenever you stream, I'd love to see another one
>>761467Don't use that man The proportions there are wrong
>>761413Ahh. I've got like a half dozen ideas floating around that might be on the shorter side, for after Paradise. I think once I complete that story, I'll put up some kind of vote for the one people would like to see next.In general, I'm not opposed to requests, because if I'm given enough time to think, a story often gets woven around it that I get interested in writing.
>>761450OH GOD YES OH FUCK YES OH IT'S GREAT OH FUCK 15/10 SERIOUSLY I LOVE IT
>>761450I like this style
>>761480I still remember that flutterdash fic you write, it was cute.
>>761450I would feel a lot better knowing it doesn't bother you that much.
>>761434I have no i-->>761442I guess notUnless it's a secret, hidden grudge and he is biding his time.
>>761419But there is a fatal error in that idea: Ross posts as anonymous, and therefor is impossible to filter. Since he can't be ignored either automatically or manually, people will see his art and get mad. He knows this. Posting with a name or tripcode is traditionally frowned upon because of instances with ponychan and /b/ users avataring and RPing.However, those instances can be rectified by putting their name in a filter. If there is so much hate for a particular name or code and you can't ignore or hide their posts manually, you can always filter them. But not if they post the same way as they did as a trip or name under Anonymous. Posting as Anonymous doesn't change the quality of a post or the person.
>>761512Is it true that you came from /b/ originally by the way? You're right in saying that of course.
>>761505Keep your doors and windows locked if you don't like cake.
>>761512I know this. I have in fact bitched at him for not doing that.I'm saying on the very few occasions when he has just posted in a thread without drawing any attention to the idea that he might be ross (re: has not posted art in the thread, is not talking about himself, is not lusting over great big fat people), noone reacts negatively.If that lump would just post his art and reactions to people's comments with a name, it wouldn't be a problem.
>>761568>>761544Yeah, but before /b/ was other sites I posted on regularly. Tastes and preferences changed, and after a while nothing getting done at all there was boring. The appeal wore off.>>761568Yeah, and I do that as well. Instances like this are times where a trip or name could be damaging to points, so I don't keep it when it's not appropriate. Around half the time posts are anonymous and the other with a trip..new horse?
>>761470Ahh, wasn't linked properly.>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470>>761470
>>761641It won't make me look down on you anyway.It was more of a measure of how i should treat other /b/ comers.Assuming that's you of course.
>>761666/b/ is stuck in the past and most of the time is looking for a fight. Being random = no goal. Here, there is always something to reach, but they just exist in /b/reads. Nothing gets done. However, it may all that they know what do to. It's their outlet, their place where they can feel they belong, and these interests clash here.
>>761721You seem to have messed up the end of the sentence there but i agree with you. I realize how I'm going to sound exactly like some idiot such as pat condell when i say I don't like them assuming they can act exactly like they were in their own threads when they are evidently attempting to find something different in ours.
>>761763It's all about respect.
>>761788I like to think a lot of new posters have joined us and integrated fairly well recently. But you do see quite a few people jumping onto the boat as it were and acting like a complete idiot before either leaving or catching on and lurking or silent running.
