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    74 KB MLP GENERAL: NIGHT EDITION Jailbait 03/22/12(Thu)01:38 No.750574  
    Your favorite pony is now a horse What do?

    Previous Thread
    >>746786
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:38 No.750579
    >>750574
    Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
    >> Entertaining !SPErfecTCg 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.750597
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    >That feel when you have a sore throat and runny nose because of all the tree cum in the air
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.750598
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.750609
    >>750597
    >tree cum

    haha gross
    >> Jailbait 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.750615
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    >>750573
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:41 No.750622
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:41 No.750625
    >>750574
    Ride her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.750644
    >>750574
    Is she still intelligent and can she still speak?
    >> /co/mmander jesus, 20% cooler in ten seconds flat /) 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.750653
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    Wesdaman thinks I'm a troll :(
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.750662
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.750664
    >>750625
    ___sexually?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:43 No.750669
    >>750615
    Why is fan-art adored here, but >fanfiction so reviled
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:43 No.750675
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    >>750514
    Short fics were great
    I really miss them
    say we force AJ, Squeak and other writefags that come here do shortfics
    If they start again maybe others will start too
    Seriously they were great
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:43 No.750677
    Woah, you drew Nathan Chan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:43 No.750683
    >>750646

    I'm writing the gelded fic, is it me or the other one you're looking for?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750687
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    Here's one from 2009. Made for a specific occasion, I believe in September. Possibly August. Mint condition, very rare.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750689
    >>750675
    I can't into shortfics....everything ends up 3000+ words
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750691
    I really have little interest in actual horses.

    I'm just in love with the character
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750694
    >>750669
    Only about half the people here hate it vehemently.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750697
    >>750669
    Various reasons. Fanfiction is easier to do badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750703
    >MS is neutering Futashy.
    Sorry, but that is fucking hilarious.
    Depressionshy time!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750704
    >>750669
    Because 80% of >fanfiction is self-insert bullshit. It's also harder to write something that isn't painful to read, than it is to draw something that isn't painful to look at.

    I guess.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750706
    >>750669
    Fanfiction requires more investment and energy than art. Art is a quick glance and you remember it, stories need to you to sit down and focus, which most of the time doesn't pay off, though it's bad fanfiction that's focused more often than good.
    >> tiarawhy 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.750709
    >>750669
    art is like this: you look at it for a few seconds, make a judgement, get a feel, move on.

    with a story depending on lenght you have to invest time in it and it it ends up sucking you feel cheated.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.750711
    >>750669
    Because you can just look at a picture and decide you like it or not
    For a fanfic you need to read a part of it then decide if you like it and continue reading or hate it

    Also it doesn't help that most fanfiction now is 20+ chapters
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.750715
    >>750669
    We've had this discussion before. Mostly time to digest and barrier of entry, as well as the seperation for distinguishing ability and talent from less well-put together shit.

    Also people hate reading.

    Also >fanfiction
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.750725
    Can't sleep, ponies will hug me.

    Anyone want a shitty doodle request?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.750726
    >>750669
    Because a lot of it really is bad, and since there is a lower barrier to entry for it than art, more of it is produced, compounding the problem.

    There are some good stories out there, but you can't blame people for holding the beliefs they do, given the reputation of the medium.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.750727
    >>750664
    Obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.750729
    Guys let's try something
    Everyone post a fanfic that they liked
    Keep them short though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.750731
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    >Fanfiction
    >Implying we read >fanfiction here.
    >> tiarawhy 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.750746
    >>750729
    animal husbandry/line fine wine. it gave me more feels than any image ive seen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750747
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    >>750715
    >Also people hate reading.

    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750751
    >>750725
    Anon throwing sweetie horn-first at a dart board. Angrily.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750756
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750757
    >>750669
    Because fanfiction is always shit but art is only mostly shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750760
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    >>750715
    >time to digest and barrier of entry

    >>750726
    >lower barrier to entry for it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750763
    >>750731
    We do.

    Also dat pic.

    saved
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750765
    >>750729

    I actually kinda like this one.

    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7176/Triple-X
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750769
    >>750729
    anythingby commander jesus
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750771
    >>750751
    >You miss the dartboard.
    >"Stupid wall."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750775
    >>750731
    Dude fanfiction was the norm here back in the days
    All was posted in paint.
    Mean Ponies meet /co/ was good

    >>750746
    I was talking about non fapfics.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750776
    >>750726
    >There are some good stories out there
    I still have not seen any evidence of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.750780
    >>750704
    Shitty art is encouraged though, but I can see the time investment angle.

    For me, unless it's really funny or interesting, most art bores me
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750783
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    >>750756
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750785
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    >>750634
    >>750634

    Got it.

    >dat illusion of depth

    Something like this, maybe?

    Sorry if my roughs are a little hard to read.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750787
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    >>750756
    GET
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750789
    >>750725
    Anon getting his legs crushed because he is an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750790
    >>750731
    is that new? saved.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750797
    >fanfiction discussion
    >had lots of things and ideas on backlog and still got stuff to edit before releasing
    >feeling bad about putting them off because of work
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:48 No.750799
    >>750709
    Reminds me when I read all of what's currently available of End of Ponies.

    It was wordy as hell, but rewarding to read. Then Short Skirts & Explosions decided he had to take a break.

    If I wrote 500,000 words in a few months I'd probably want a break too but damn it, I need my pony epic.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.750808
    >>750729
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/697/1/The-Best/The-Best
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.750809
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    >>750783
    aww...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.750815
    >>750783
    Looks like I'm going to be the father of a retard.
    >>750787
    DAMN IT
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.750821
    >>750797
    At least your computer isn't conspiring to kill your written work every half hour
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.750826
    >>750725
    >Can't sleep, ponies will hug me.
    >ponies will hug me
    >will hug me

    I'M FAILING TO SEE THE PROBLEM.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750832
    So, what's up with those rumors of MS being arrested?
    Obviously he wasn't, since he's streaming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750834
    >>750821

    My computer's conspiring to kill ME.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750837
    >>750731
    >hover over the pic
    >see >greentext through her bottle
    This made me smile for some reason
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750840
    >>750785
    That looks graet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750843
    >>750826
    If a pony hugs you while you're sleeping, you dont wake up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750844
    >>750729
    These two

    http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx
    http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3ax552

    So many >feels were had
    Very sad ones.

    Those are probably one of my favorite ones
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.750850
    >>750843
    So what's the problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:51 No.750852
    >>750729
    http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/599
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:51 No.750866
    >That feel when you want to read certain fics everyone seems to like
    >That feel when you're afraid of catching the feels
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:52 No.750874
    >>750837
    >Tabasco fics will never happen again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:52 No.750880
    >>750844
    >Ship th
    NOPE
    NOPE
    JUST NO
    NOT AGAIN
    Already made the mistake of reading them in the morning
    Never again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:53 No.750898
    >>750874
    >decide to write greentext stories again
    >last one wa smonths ago
    >fingers on keyboard
    >absolutely nothing comes to mind, nothing at all
    >for the first time, I have no greentext and I must >feel
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:54 No.750915
    >>750685
    That's ok, it was a shitty joke to begin with
    >> Daftykins 03/22/12(Thu)01:55 No.750923
    There is not enough pone in here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:55 No.750935
    >>750729
    How short is short?
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8298/Trains%2C-Carriages-and-Airships

    28,667 words and complete.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:56 No.750941
    Can rarity take the knot?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:56 No.750943
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    >>750785

    >Artanon's making a majora's mask pic
    >my first thought: 'it'd be really funny if he used Twilight Sparkle's crazy-face as the moon'
    >I hate it when I'm right
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:56 No.750946
    we ded, or everyone's reading
    I think it's time for >bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:56 No.750951
    >that feel when you see more and more people tracking or favouriting your wish-fulfillment fic every day and still feel like its undeserving purely because it was written from your own >feels and made to cater to them
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:56 No.750956
    >>750923
    I concur.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:57 No.750962
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    Where's that Celestia thing we were promised?
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 03/22/12(Thu)01:57 No.750970
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    >>750751
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:57 No.750973
    >>750941
    Yes. Mare vaginas are deeper and wider than human vaginas and it's already been established that Korra can take the knot.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/22/12(Thu)01:57 No.750976
    >>750951
    If they dig what you dig then its a win-win innit?
    >>750962
    I am trying to go fast Lyra I really am.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:58 No.750978
    >>750956
    Post a pony-related image of what you're listening to, MLPG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:58 No.750987
    >>750946

    It's always fun to see when a fic gets posted and the general slows down for a few minutes. After the original Sluttymare fic got posted there was like 5 posts over the next ten minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.751002
    >>750976
    >/co/smonaut is the one writing the Celestia unbirthing thing

    Let me get my popcorn and take my pants off.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.751005
    >>750970
    I can sleep soundly in my bed tonight, knowing that this image exists. Thank you, SB
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.751008
    I feel I should write down my wish-fufillment fantasies, not even post them.
    I just want to be able to see them whenever and be happy.

    Is this bad?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.751015
    >>750978

    Can I just post it instead?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZhm28xvBgk&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.751017
    >>750976

    Yeah but I feel somewhat awful about it all the same
    Sort of because its first-person when most fics of this nature are second-person
    Feels like I'm writing them purely for myself
    Though that was the original intention
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.751028
    >>751008
    Why not do that and post them anyway?
    >> LK 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.751034
    >>751002
    What a tweest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751036
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    >>750923
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751037
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    >>750844
    >Twimac
    HAHAHAHAAH
    Okay let's give it a chance
    >the first one
    >the last line of the second one
    Oh god...
    I...Fuck man
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751043
    >>751028
    They would be too specific and probably not be well written.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751045
    >>750946
    working on a tulpa knowing full well it is dangerous
    I don't want it for sex though
    >> Flak 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751050
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    >>750785
    Looking better. I feel like the image is a little too heavy on the left side, since both Scoots and Pip are on the left have of the image.

    I drew a dumb, quick comp illustrating what I'd do in terms of getting things in front of the moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.751051
    >>750946
    I don't see why not, there is no one else to wait to return to these threads.

    >P+
    >Squeak
    >NTSTS
    >Artanon
    >Bubbles
    >TAW
    >Several anons writing and drawing
    And the daily thanks Leth hasn't gone rouge.

    Summer looks a little brighter now. The only other one that comes to mind that is missing is Jetfire, but at least he's not dead.

    Unless Faust herself comes in this thread right now, bed time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751057
    >>751008

    It's bad if you don't post them for us to read
    Hell, TAW started out like that, I still remember his first fics
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751058
    >>750898
    Feels HORRIBLE man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751060
    >>751017
    Writing in the second person is weird though. Did it stem from greentext stories, or was waifufiction always like that?
    >> RustyDooks 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751065
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    >>750978
    Pic pretty much related

    http://soundcloud.com/teknim/skrillex-ruffneck-vip-new
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751066
    >>751005
    You're welcome.

    I have one more in me tonight, if anyone else wants one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751068
    >in turntable.fm dubstep room
    >"oh man this mix is awesome"
    >applejack voice clip
    >"what the..."
    >Rainbow Nukestep
    >"let me take a guess at this guy's name"
    >DJ PON3
    >yup
    fuckdammit
    >> Flak 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.751069
    >>751050
    >have of the image.

    half, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.751075
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    >>751015
    Not when you could have posted this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.751077
    >>751043
    Then we can critique you and you can improve.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.751083
    >>751068
    >Dubstep
    That was your first mistake.
    >> RustyDooks 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.751092
    >>751068
    Link, I want some rage before sleeping
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:04 No.751103
    >>751083
    >opinions
    >>751092
    song just ended
    it wasn't that bad
    http://turntable.fm/dubstep
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:04 No.751108
    >>751037
    >
    I love you. Please don't ignore me.


    It hits hard
    Imagine Twilight when Mac got married
    And then the the fucking last part
    I told you lots of sad >feels
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:05 No.751112
    >>751077
    Maybe I will, MLPG, maybe I will someday...
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)02:05 No.751115
    >>751050

    Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 03/22/12(Thu)02:05 No.751121
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    >>751002
    >unbirthing
    Oh jesus wot. Someone asked me to do Celestia (sub) x Rarity. I think Anon is doing this unbirthing thing. I mean I'v written some weird shit but...yeesh.
    >>751017
    Well sometimes it's stuck in your head and it won't go away until its on paper. That's my problem anyway. Regardless, you're work is being enjoyed by others. If it catered to you and your own specificity and didnt have an audience then I'd get the pessimism but hey, people dig it!
    >>751034
    shut up cosmo
    >> RustyDooks 03/22/12(Thu)02:06 No.751129
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    >>751103
    >We're very sorry, but while we would love to let you in and rock out with us, we need to currently restrict turntable access to only the United States due to licensing constraints.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:06 No.751134
    Anyone still have that ancinet waifufaggotry greentext pastebin terse used to maintain?
    >> LK 03/22/12(Thu)02:07 No.751140
    >>751121
    :V
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:07 No.751144
    >>751129
    Haha, you cannot have mads with us!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751153
    >>751129
    I feel bad now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751161
    >>751103
    >login with Facebook
    >login with Twitter
    Haha nope.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751163
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    >>749266
    Sorry for the wait.
    Trigger Warning: Unbirthing, memory foam


    >It's the dead of winter, and one day you fall ill. It's nothing life threatening, but you feel awful, and ache all over. You're barely able to get out of bed sometimes, but you do your best to put on a tough veneer when you must.
    >Celestia is very concerned for you, and despite your repeated claims that you will be ok, she insists you stay in bed, and keep warm.
    >One day, the wards protecting the castle from the bitter cold fail, and you're left shuddering, despite the heaps of blankets covering you.
    >Celestia enters your room, lowering herself onto the bed beside you to talk. She says that they won't be able to get the wards reapplied for nearly a week, and that there's no way you'll be able to recover with the chill pervading the castle.
    >It's a shame, she says. Thanks to her connection with the sun, she would be able to keep herself as warm as it had ever been. If only she could share it with the others.
    >She looks at you, as if waiting for a reaction. Her eyebrows arc upward, as you stare back, not quite understanding the sudden silence.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751167
    >>751121

    Heh, yeah, true
    >that feel when I really really want to post my stuff here to ask for critique but I'm feeling too embarrassed about it right now when I've posted the same stuff here many times before
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751171
    >>751108
    Dude I thought it was at most MLPG level feels not that.
    I mean I cried a bit
    Oh god I'm such a faggot...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:08 No.751173
    >>751129
    take your taco servers somewhere else
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:09 No.751178
    >>751163
    >Then it clicks. You haven't done that since you were young. It would be embarrassing.
    >You know what she's about to suggest, and start to protest, but she shushes you.
    >You stare at her, indignant, for the longest time, but the concerned look in her eyes never wavers.
    >You sigh. She's right of course, as always. You look away, apologizing for being as stubborn as you've been the last few days.
    >She smiles, and nuzzles you. You see her horn glowing as she pulls away, before she slowly lowers it to your forehead.
    >There's a strange tingling as it connects. You ask what she's doing, but she never answers, only telling you not to worry.
    >She slowly slides off the bed, and turns to display her rear to you. You scooch closer to her, and place your hand alongside the hole in her backside. Would you even fit now?
    >You place a finger inside, and another, and another. She easily widens to accommodate your whole hand. You sidle closer to the edge of the bed, and place your other arm inside of her.
    >Getting onto your knees, and prepare yourself, as she kneels down on her front legs to make things easier. You lean forward, and slowly begin to slide inside of her.
    >She deepens her kneel, and gravity takes effect, pulling you deep inside of her. Your feet finally pass through, and the once bright light from the room's fireplace is reduced to the faintest glimmer of light, visible through her foam body.
    >The warm, familiar confines of her body evoke feelings of nostalgia and comfort, and soon you begin to feel profoundly tired. Your eyelids droop as you curl up inside her, before falling into a deep sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:09 No.751182
    >>751178
    >You stay like that, drifting in and out of sleep, being gently rocked as she walks the halls of the Canterlot castle.
    >You spend the rest of the day inside her, surprised that you haven't felt the need to eat or drink the whole time. Not that you mind of course. It would be a shame to have to crawl out of your pleasant foam cocoon.
    >You try to count the hours and days as they pass, but eventually lose track of time, sequestered in your own little world where it has no meaning. Your thoughts drift to your bearer occasionally. You still feel bad about imposing, sure that you're a great burden on her, but you're more comfortable than you've ever been, hugged from all angles by her body.
    >Celestia soldiers on, attending to her duties as if nothing was wrong, despite for all intents and purposes appearing to be nine months pregnant, and having to deal with the problems associated with your added mass.
    >The staff has enough sense not to comment, but oftentimes visitors can't help but stare at their bloated princess. She takes notice occasionally, but never shows more than a light blush.
    >As time passes, she becomes more acquainted with the daily trails of protecting you from the cold winter air.
    >Ponies notice her carrying herself with more dignity and poise, and reacting to the astonished looks not with embarrassed blushing, but what might be construed as glowing pride.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:09 No.751186
    >>751144
    >>751153
    I'll have to keep lurking Clublandlv then!

    >>751173
    no
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.751191
    >>751129
    looks like hard times ahead for dooks.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.751193
    >>751167
    Just post it gaylord.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.751194
    >>751182
    >She awakes one morning, her legs draped around her full belly. She smiles, glad to have been able to help nurse you back to health.
    >The week had come and gone, the castle's wards were again in place, and the winter chill had long since left the corridors. The recuperative spell she had cast upon you that day had long since taken its course, and you were sure to be as fit as you had ever been now.
    >Her gaze drifts wistfully to the ceiling. She had gotten used to carrying you with her, your weight a constant reminder that he had someone to care for, and that cared for her.
    >Perhapse it didn't have to end today. After all, the spell could keep you nourished and well for at least a month, and your soft movements had confirmed your comfort and happiness.
    >Surely there could be no harm in letting you 'sleep in' as you once did.


    Fin.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.751213
    >>751129
    >applejack_growing_a_rainbow_colored_beard.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:12 No.751223
    >>751194
    Glorious. I never even knew I had an unbirthing fetish, but you awakened me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:12 No.751228
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    >>751213
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:13 No.751252
    Does laptop pony feel sexual pleasure every time you hit one of her keys?
    >> Scrubbing Bubbles 03/22/12(Thu)02:13 No.751257
    >>751228
    >Applejack, the rainbow billy goat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:14 No.751262
    we ded
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:14 No.751270
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    >http://bronysay.tumblr.com
    >Every single fucking post
    >RIP Derpy week

    FUCKING STUPID GODDAMN COCKBEATING BITCHASS DUMBSHIT BRONIES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DOES THIS FUCKING FANDOM SUCK SO HARD
    WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

    WILL THE MAD EVER STOP

    >Green text feels
    >Unbirthing green text

    NEXT STOP, BURST BLOOD VESSEL TOWN
    WHOO WHOO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:15 No.751280
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    >>751270
    >bronysay
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:15 No.751286
    >>751193

    It's first-person sappy Twaifufiction

    Do you still want it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:15 No.751287
    >>751252
    Slightly
    She gets more pleasure when you insert a usb device into her
    I've got all five filled up
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.751293
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    >>751171
    >crying
    >because of a MLP fanfic
    Wow you're a faggot

    The last three paragraphs man
    THOSE FUCKING LAST THREE PARAGRAPHS ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.751300
    >>751286
    Not right now, maybe tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.751301
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    >>751270
    Are you okay?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.751303
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    >>751270
    >Bronies for Ron Paul.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.751306
    >>751270
    All I feel anymore is apathy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:17 No.751311
    >>751252

    Sometimes I use the touchpad instead of the wireless mouse for her. She really likes it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:17 No.751316
    >>751194
    wat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:18 No.751332
    >>751252
    What the hell is this shit?

    What have you been doing while I've been gone?

    What is laptop pony?

    How can a pony be a laptop?

    Does she run free software?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:18 No.751333
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    >>751194
    Welp

    I actually d'awwd.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:18 No.751335
    Why is this thread so slow?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751337
    >>751252
    Would you install Gentoo on laptop pone?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751339
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    >>751301
    oh man, there are more of these?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751344
    >>751332
    Don't encourage this bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751345
    >>751335
    we ded
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751351
    >>751293
    I didnt feel with the second one, is too forced, the first one is perfect though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.751353
    >>751332
    I thought you'd be more interested in her hardware
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.751357
    >>751344

    >stop having fun, guys

    I, for one, approve of laptop pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.751361
    >>751335
    Because it's fucking 2:20 Eastern on a Wednesday night.

    I was busy masturbating.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.751362
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    Someday we're all going to look back at this and laugh at how serious we took a show about little ponies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.751370
    >>751332
    She uses norton.
    You cannot hack her.

    Someone is going to have her getting raped by viruses, aren't they?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.751374
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    >>751270

    Wait

    What the fuck am I reading here, what's the context

    Is he implying first gen was good
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.751377
    >>751194
    I was expecting something I could fap to, but this isn't too bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.751382
    >>751362
    You'll make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:22 No.751389
    >>751362
    >Seth
    >EQD
    These were not good things.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.751402
    >>751339
    Yes. I don't think there's one for every pony though. It'd be easy enough to make.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.751405
    >>751370

    Just don't log her in as an admin. Prevents most viruses.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.751407
    >>751374
    >Aut-
    No, too easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.751413
    >>751301
    I HATE EVERYTHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW


    I need Dan reaction images

    >>751374
    FUCKING STUPID DIPSHIT IS COMMENTING ON THE WALL OF ONE OF THE PRODUCTION ARTISTS WITH HIS STUPID FANFICTION SCRIPT IDEAS

    WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM WHY CAN'T HE KEEP HIS STUPID GREASY FAT CHEETOS FINGERS AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AND FUCK OFF FOREVER
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.751414
    So my mind is suddenly filled with ideas for some sort of weird mindbreak fic about defragging laptop pony's memory.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.751420
    >>751389

    My favourite thing is that the first reply in /co/ to Seth after he made EqD was "You're a tool".
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.751421
    >>751362
    I'm gonna look back, and we'll all have moved on with our lives.

    We never knew each other, but we had great times.

    We may even walk by each other in the street and we'll never know the good times we had, the laughs.

    Good night MLPG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.751427
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    >>751413
    have one
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.751438
    >>751051
    go to bread sentenal
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.751448
    >>751362
    And I'll laugh at you guys. I never took the show seriously. I have never gotten mad at someone for 'liking the show wrong.' I have never waifued a pony. I have never wished to go to Equestria.

    It's a children's show, you guys gosh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.751450
    >>751413

    >only read the part where he says "damaging Hasbro's legacy of Bonnie Zachary"
    >was just confused because Bonnie didn't give a fuck about ponies except for designing them and he implies previous gens were good
    >read the rest of the post

    why is it getting so hot in here
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.751451
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.751453
    >>751446
    2SLOW
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.751456
    >>751413
    >spaghettibenders spaghettibending
    Fucking calm down, brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:26 No.751458
    So someone made another edit of Art-Anon's stuff. Someone else told that person that editing someone else's art is a dick move. This is their response:

    >>751394
    >Bawwww!

    >Deviantfags' art is sacrosanct!

    >Suck more cock please.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:26 No.751475
    >You will never send laptop pony into a sexual frenzy by downloading porn onto her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:26 No.751476
    >>751456
    >Spaghettibenders.
    Someone draw this.
    Please!
    MY BODY NEEDS IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:27 No.751488
    >>751475
    Yay
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.751505
    >>751458
    I'm not entirely sure what's going on over there, and I don't particularly care.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.751508
    >>751475
    I bet she starts to act out any porn you play on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.751510
    Jack goes to the supermarket and buys a dead pony for dinner. Before cooking it, he decides it would be interesting if he tried having sexual intercourse with it. Afterwards, he decides that he didn't enjoy it and so decides not to do it agian. He continues to prepare the chicken for dinner and then eats it alone.

    How disgusting is what Jack has done?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.751511
    >>751475

    >You will never dualscreen laptop pony and make her think she has a sister
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751518
    How the fuck did laptop pony even start?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751519
    >You will never have an issue with your USB mouse and keep inserting it into laptop pony until it turns on.
    >Laptop pony will never be catatonic once you finally get the thing to work, her fans spinning out of control trying to keep her cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751523
    >Already said I wouldn't read fanfiction because I'm afraid of >feels
    >Read Ships that Pass and The Three notes
    I hate all of you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751527
    >>751510
    >wasting a dead pony
    >not eating it
    what a faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751528
    >>751450
    >>751374

    Oh yeah, I posted this in the first place because I was going to ask if there were any accounts of fans of earlier gens not liking G4. Apparently a friend of mine has friends who were into ponies before FiM, and they didn't like it because it changed too much stuff or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751531
    >>751510
    Where did he get the chicken?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751532
    >>751518
    Like everything else.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751536
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    >>751446
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.751540
    >>751475
    >you will never 'accidentally' download a trojan that keeps her in a nonstop sexual frenzy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.751542
    >>751458
    Can we stop linking to things outside the thread please?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.751549
    >>751475

    >not making her sigh in pleasure with smut, and then suddenly make her gasp in elation with hardcore
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.751550
    >>751519
    >You will never use a dual USB cable to link laptop pony up to herself
    >You will never watch her screen freeze as the recursive pleasure takes hold
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.751564
    >>751510

    >buys a dead pony for dinner
    >He continues to prepare the chicken for dinner

    But how did the pony become a chicken
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.751566
    >>751528
    >I liked it before it was popular
    >Now it sucks
    >Even though it's better
    We call those people hipsters
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751569
    >>751510
    Not into necrophilia but I won't judge him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751576
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    >>751510
    Why is there chicken? Ponies aren't chickens. Your story is bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751581
    >Best Buy gets a surge of Laptop ponies sent in for repairs.
    >Full of viruses and broken fans.
    >And sticky keys.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751582
    >>751450
    LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

    >>751456
    I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN, THIS IS FUCKING STUPID AND I NEED TO RAGE

    THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR THIS LAPTOP PONY ORIGINAL CHARACTER SHIT YOU'RE BREWING, GENERAL
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751583
    >>751550

    >you will never hold your hand near laptop pony and feel the warmth of her ventgina
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751584
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    >reading sad fics posted earlier
    >listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqXPrylWkBE
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751586
    >>751458
    Oh get a load of what someone here just posted. I cant believe we actually have people like this in the general.


    >>751524
    >That's Art-Anon, you fuckign brony dipshit. He's MLPG, and his art is MLPG property.
    >
    >Stop fucking with our shit. But seeing as you're in a fluffy pony thread, I don't think you're gonna heed that.
    >
    >You brony fags are worse than LE REDDIT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.751590
    >>751377
    Ah. Sorry, I guess, if this was the original requester of the continuation. I've found you have to use a light touch with this... What's the word... Genre, I guess? What different people like about Unbirthing/Anal vore/normal vore/etc tends to vary more than just about any other fetish, from what I've noticed, and one misstep can take what might have been a boner and dash it against the rocks of 'oh jesus what the fuck am I reading no, no, no, oh god, no make it stop.' Plus I'm much more accustomed to writing feels, and my fap-material writing usually ends up bent in that direction whether I want it to or not.

    Whatever, I guess. Got another one out of it anyway (751223), so mission success.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.751596
    >tell laptop pony to send a file to printer pony to print
    >printer pony doesn't want to
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.751597
    >>751528
    yeah, there was a comic made about applejack fairly early on that was very anti-g4 (it was also rightfully anti g2-3.5)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.751600
    >>751528
    I remember a lot of people posting links to pony message boards back in 2010. A lot of fans didn't like FiM because of the art style -- I remember "deer ponies" being a specific criticism.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.751603
    >You will never join laptop pony in dangerous, erotic magnet play
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:33 No.751607
    >>751586
    Ew gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:33 No.751610
    How do I stick my penis in Laptop Pony? Alternatively, what would be the equivalent of sexual intercourse with Laptop Pony that would not fry her circuits?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:33 No.751617
    >>751610
    She has a pony vagina.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:34 No.751626
    >>751603
    >Magnets.
    >AreYouAMiracle.png
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:34 No.751629
    >>751597
    >>751600

    Huh, interesting. Also, anyone have that comic

    I personally like G4 designs because I fucking hate horses so them actually looking like horses would turn me off
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:34 No.751632
    >>751617
    >Half laptop, half pony
    So laptop pony is basically a teletubby?
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751645
    >>751603
    oh god, what the hell is laptop pony
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751648
    >>751050

    I kinda liked it when the composition meant the moon was looking RIGHT THE FUCK AT YOU though. Deliciously unsettling.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751649
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    >suddenly laptop pony fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751651
    >>751645
    FLEE WHILE YOU CAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751656
    >>751596

    >Not resolving their issues by downloading the printer's compatibility program onto her, and making them understand eachother completely so that they can "link up".

    Incidentally, it's possible to make her love another piece of hardware/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751657
    >>751617
    What does laptop pony even look like? This makes no sense. This is the single worst thing MLPG has ever created. Someone post a fucking picture or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751660
    >>751645
    The new Lyra I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.751663
    >Late at night you realize you forgot to edit something important
    >You run down to find laptop pony and make the change
    >You walk in on her double teaming herself with your ipod and external harddrive
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.751669
    >>751450
    >>751374

    >Bonnie Zachary
    >Zachary

    But it's Bonnie Zacherle

    Oh god what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.751670
    >>751586
    See, that's the problem. The general has taken on a bound of peedwwellers, who sit dormant, lurking as they are expected to, but they're learning 'how to act' from other, less patient bronies who just bailed in and started shitting up a storm, emulating and perpetuating any shitposting, thinking that's 'how /co/ acts'. Then you get posers like that fellow, who just perpetuate it further.

    HMS MLPG has a big old hole in the side of it. Soon anything without gills will be forced to abandon ship, and it will be inherited by the scum that sank it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.751676
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    >>751582
    >Getting made about joke ponies
    Seriously calm the fuck down.

    >lolol coke pony
    >lolol tabasco pone
    >lolol laptop pone
    >>NO FUCK YOU THAT'S LAME NOT COOL MOTHERFUCKERS PONIES ARE ONLY FOR HARDCORE TROO KVLT GUYS LIKE MYSELF
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.751680
    >>751657
    >Not using your imagination
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.751682
    >>751645

    The hip new thing that all the kids these days are doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.751687
    >>751596
    >tell laptop pony to send a file to printer pony to print
    >laptop pony tells you printer pony will print it right away
    >printer pony never fucking does
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.751689
    >>751676
    >getting made
    >made
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.751691
    >>751670
    >HMS MLPG
    >not SS FAGBALLS
    c'mon now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.751694
    >>>/g/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.751703
    >>751663
    >Laptop pony is just a little too excited when you showed her that new RAM stick you bought
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751710
    >>751657
    >This is the single worst thing MLPG has ever created

    You_must_be_new_here.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751714
    >>751670
    Like I give a fuck, its not like you can do anything about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751715
    >>751687
    >You threaten to unplug printer pony
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751717
    >Leave a recipe site up on laptop pony.
    >Head off to get some groceries.
    >Come back to find Tabasco pinning laptop pony staring at the screen, laptop pony mouths "Help me" at you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751720
    >>751657
    I kinda picture it like a slim, but wide pony, keyboard situated right about where the crotchboobs are, touch-pad right above the yeah that, and screen on her chest. You'd basically sit with her on the desk, or in your lap facing you, with her legs splayed out to either side.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:38 No.751723
    >just wanted a short fic with the mane six and Celestia as PC parts
    >laptop pony is created
    I'm so sorry general
    I just wanted the adventures of GPU Rarity and the rest
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.751728
    >>751714
    Your new is showing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.751730
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    >>751689
    >not getting made
    Get a load of this wise guy!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.751737
    >>751670
    I think you're forgetting about our ace in the hole

    WHEN YOU FIND YOUR CAST ADRIFT AND HAVEN'T GOT AN OAR
    CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES THEY'LL SEND YOU TO SHORE
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.751745
    >>751660
    she's in the show, then? I must have missed it.

    >>751651
    Can't be that bad....

    >>751682
    man I'm still not used to Sriracha pone. we're already on a new fad?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751749
    >>751723
    DAMN YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751753
    >>751645
    It's another fucking stupid "Hurr durr, let's combine an object with a horse and make up sex/rape fantasies about her" character that some asshole came up with because nobody fucking talks about the actual show around here unless you force them to.

    And fuck all you people who're going to post "stop getting mad" or "you must be new", rage anon has inspired me, this is retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751755
    >>751728
    No really faggot is not like you can do something about it.

    >>751745
    I mean the new flavor of the month.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751757
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    >>751687

    >Tell laptop pony to download a screencapture client
    >She does so, but every time you try to open it, the program crashes
    >mfw she's being passive aggressive today
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751759
    >>751723
    What would the parts be?

    Is Celestia the motherboard?
    Is Twilight the CPU?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751762
    >>751737
    >Sea ponies are like mermaids in the latest Pirates movie.
    >You are never found again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751764
    >Virus scan finds sixteen malicious files
    >You ask laptop pony what the hell she's been doing
    >She blushes
    >You go to pull up her internet history, ignoring her pleas not to
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:40 No.751765
    >Laptop pony makes weird noises when you use the trackball
    >Hardcore poker face very time you look at her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751767
    >>751720
    >The headphone jack is her hoo-hah
    xaxaxaxaxaxa
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751769
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    >>751723
    LYNCH HIM
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751772
    >>751629
    well I just looked through my comic and applejack folder but I guess I never saved it
    basically it just has a drawing of each reincarnationof appllejack and a short paragraph describing them beside each one
    author says that g4 applejack is just a stereotypical hick
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751773
    >>751753
    I agree, but there's really nothing that can be done
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751774
    >>751753
    >Getting pissed at what the general is talking about
    >Shit posting about it instead of leaving
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751780
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    I am very tempted to fap to ponies MLPG.
    Please stop me before I do something I regret.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.751786
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    >>751753
    Nothing makes sense
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751788
    >>751753

    You're allowed to be mad at this, but then you must also hate Coke Pone, Tabasco Pone, Pizza Pone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751791
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    >>751780
    Resist, anon, resist!
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751793
    >>751723
    Why would you want that? You some kind of reverse techno-furry?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751795
    >>751723
    >CPU Twilight
    >Southbridge Spike
    >GPU Rainbow Dash
    >PSU Applejack
    >Case Rarity, with lots of LEDs
    >optical drive Fluttershy

    What would Pinkie be?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751798
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    >>751720
    Well okay that's pretty fucking cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751799
    >>751753

    What about it is so fucking terrible? Did you get this mad when Coke Pony was created?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751801
    >>751753
    no fun allowed.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751802
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    >>751780

    Fap to chain chomps instead
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.751804
    >>751780
    >regretting masturbation
    why? worried you'll go blind or your palms will grow hair?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751808
    >>751769
    >Pinkie has a diaper on her head
    >This is an actual screen cap
    Was there a surge of diaperfags after this episode or did everyone stay quiet about it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751812
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    >>751780
    No tears, only dreams now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751813
    >>751799
    No.
    >He was too busy fapping.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751814
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    >>751780

    Give in before it breaks you completely

    I would probably be able to control my pony urges better if I hadn't held out till the very last second to fap
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751819
    >>751780
    >not fapping to pone
    What is with all the new people tonight? It's really messing with the chill late-night vibe.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751822
    >>751753
    >FUN POLICE!
    >DROP THE [object] PONY AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

    But in all seriousness, it's a flight of fancy dredged up by the bonergods of MLPG After Dark. It'll sink back into obscurity, or get stolen away and have threads full of idiots posting about Laptop Pone's hard drive frying, or purposefully spilling coke on her or something, and then MLPG won't be able to get rid of it fast enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751823
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    >>751780
    You'll break like all of us
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751825
    >>751799
    He wasnt here when coke pony was made.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.751829
    >>751804
    Get out of my mind, Fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751831
    >>751812
    THERE'S the >tendrils pic!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751836
    >>751772
    >author says that g4 applejack is just a stereotypical hick
    Pfhahahahah! I dont think he watch the other generations.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751838
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    >>751780

    Regret?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751843
    >>751759
    Celestia is the PSU
    Twilight the CPU
    AJ is the HDD
    Pinkie the RAM
    RD the fans
    FS the SDD

    or RD is the SDD and FS the sound board on the motherboard that beeps when the others wake up
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751844
    >>751808
    There was a surge of diaperfags.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751845
    >>751795
    That fucking bluetooth dongle you taped to your motherboard for some retarded reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751846
         File: 1332398664.png-(83 KB, 800x800, FillyCokePony.png)
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    >>751825
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751848
    >>751764
    >There's pages and pages of seedy Russian sites where you can buy questionable bootleg components on the cheap
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751849
    >>751804
    Can hands really do that please post hands that are like that i want to see them
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.751851
    >>751795
    Something useless but fun. I don't know, liquid cooling system?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751864
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    >>751780

    Give in...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751866
         File: 1332398728.png-(Spoiler Image, 13 KB, 600x600, NyxAcceptingHerTitleOfMayorOfP(...).png)
    Spoiler Image, 13 KB
    >>751851
    >She helps make you PC 20% cooler.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751870
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    >>751802
    I don't even...
    >>751791
    I don't think I can
    >>751812
    >>751814
    >>751819
    >>751823
    >>751838
    Thanks for the help guys...I think...
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751872
    >Laptop pony keeps pestering you to get a USB multi cable
    >You dont see the point, you never need more USB slots than she already has
    >Finally you break down and get one from radio shack
    >Later you walk in on laptop pony filling all her ports, moaning as the data is transferred into her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751873
    >>751849
    Yes, they can, but you'll never get to see
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.751878
    >>750844
    FUCK YOUUUU FOR MAKING ME READ THIS
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.751885
    >>751753
    >horsefuckers have fun with a concept
    >instead of joining in on the fun or discussing something else, you get mad
    You are what hurts us. The worst threads are during the day, when everyone is just angry all the time. The late night threads are fun and easygoing. Stop fucking this up for all of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.751887
    >>751866
    >filename

    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.751893
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    >>751788
    Are you kidding me? I hate all of them Coke Pony, Tabasco Pony, Furnace Pony, Pizza Pony, Spaghetti Pony, Laptop Pony AND especially Fluffy pony

    They all suck

    >>751799
    I was there, and I did. But I ignored it.

    >>751801
    Man fuck your "fun".
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.751895
    >>751873
    please post them i need to printit out
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751906
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    >>751887
    >This isn't even my final form.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751908
    >>751893
    If you hate it so much, why dont you just leave?
    >> Daftykins 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751909
    Post a picture to use as a background please.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751911
    >>751870
    It's alright, we love you non-sexually
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751917
    >>751870
    Seriously, it's fucked up, but do it once and you'll probably not have the urge again.
    Probably.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751923
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    >>751909
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751926
    >>751878
    Listen to some calm or sad music.

    Like this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqXPrylWkBE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751929
         File: 1332398862.gif-(2.22 MB, 200x150, stop having fun.gif)
    2.22 MB
    >>751893
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751931
    >>751843
    >RD the fans
    Okay i laughed a bit
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.751933
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    >>751909
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751936
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    Hm...


    >>751586
    >>751458

    I'm actually only slightly more offended that they insist on calling me a "Deviantfag" than that they keep editing my work.

    Also I suppose if it HAS to happen, a fluffy pony packing a laser is a welcome change from the usual routine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751937
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    >>751866
    Mother of God...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751938
    >>751906

    >Scaple
    >Tortorer
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751940
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    >>751753
    I feel you, man. Those were never that cool or funny to begin with, though I have indulged with those kind of jokes before. Never took it seriously or kept pressing the joke too long like other folks. Maybe I'm just growing apart from here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751955
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    >>751909

    Tiled of course
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751956
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    >>751909
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751957
    >>751940
    why don't you go back to your my life me general
    oh that's right
    lol
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:48 No.751958
    >>751936
    HAHAHAAHAH THAT FUCKING MOON!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.751961
    >>751878
    >>751926
    Chill music share time for the night?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SLlDfPQIk
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.751963
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    >>751887
    >why can't I hold all of this new?
    Seriously, I don't like it when everyone screams >new, but this shit is just hitting me in the face tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.751968
    >>751940

    You don't like new MLPG ponies, Juice?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.751970
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    1.17 MB
    >>751909
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:49 No.751974
    What's a lawn cigar mlpg?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751981
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    >>751909
    I made this today. I like it and I hope you do, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751989
    >>751974
    >>>/google/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751991
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    >>751970
    My favorite superhero of all time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751992
    >You offhandedly say something about how you could just murder your neighbor for all the shit he gives you
    >Laptop pony cocks an eyebrow and says she knows a site that can help
    >She'll show it to you if you can prove your cool enough to browse the web with her
    >You wave her off
    >She lays back, stretching out and angling the screen towards you
    >She already opened Firefox
    >She asks you if you arent just the teensiest bit curious
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751993
    >>751974
    Its those clumps of grass you get when you mow the lawn and it is wet still.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.751995
    >>751961
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJAjpY8Qwc4
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.751996
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    >>751955
    >shaw
    get out of here, /sp/artan
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.752001
    >>751963
    >ask for the origins of the filename
    >u ust be new XD
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.752006
    >>751936
    original requester here and i have to say that looks fantastic. keep up the great work man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.752007
    >>751981
    Interesting design. You done any of these for other pones, per chance?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.752009
    >>751831
    >The yellow, clothlike tendrils pull you in close to her, wrapping you against her body with what appeared to be a frilled, yellow apron.
    >She grins at you, slowly pulling you tighter and tighter to her body
    >Her stomach begins to deform, allowing you to sink into her, as the apron comes up and over you, covering the indentation, leaving naught but a pleasantly plump pony to the untrained eye.

    And that's why Mrs. Cake always wears an apron and looks chubby!
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752018
    >>751968
    Some of them don't really resonate with me. Fluffy pone, food pones (except for spaghetti pone, kinda like that one), and whatever this laptop pone thing is. Desktop user, can't relate, etc..

    >>751957
    Not gonna lie, I miss those threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752023
    >>751995
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752025
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    >>751974
    What Pinkie leaves on your lawn when she gets too excited
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752026
    >>751926
    oh fuck I knew I recognized it, that was from that charlie chaplin speech thing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752027
    >>752001
    >Filename: "Nyx accepting her title of mayor of ponyville"
    >Image: "Just kidding I posted Pinkie Pie"
    You honestly dont get it? Yeah you must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.752034
    >>751823
    Has he done anything more than the main 6?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.752037
    Try listening to this and contemplating all the time you've spent here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbezkxyOy2c
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.752038
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    >>752027
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.752039
    >>752001
    >1) Get/make a "Just kidding I posted X picture"
    >2) Name it something that would either arouse or piss off MLPG
    >3) Post it spoilered
    There you go. That's the process. Now you can pretend you're a 2010fag, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.752040
    >>752034
    He already draw the mane 6.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.752041
    >>751940
    I started coming here back in the spring (I watched since Jan' 11 but avoided the generals for a long time because I thought they were terrible) because I wanted pony images.
    I stayed because I liked our bullshit overthinking of everything, our making fun of the show.
    Now it's greentext feels everywhere and this stupid flavor of the month shit. You guys don't even post shit worth saving.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:54 No.752051
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    >>751780
    >fappin' to pone

    You are a monster.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:54 No.752058
    >>752037
    Time well spent.

    I've truly enjoyed the company of all you assholes and horsefuckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:54 No.752064
    This is the best configuration so far I think.

    >>751843
    Why is FS a SSD?
    >She's quiet and ultimately redundant.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.752075
    >>752051
    He's probably fapping to it as we speak, muahahaha. We ruined him
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.752079
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    >>752058
    >Enjoys the company of MLPG
    Gross, bro.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.752081
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    >>751909
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.752083
    >>751992

    >go on the deep web
    >find an advertizement for a professional assassin
    >Laptop Pony gets a crazy look, nodding and egging you on
    >You close the screen and send her into sleep mode
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.752084
    >>751819
    I've been here for over a year and I don't fap to pony.
    Jesus man, it's not like everyone digs the 34 I can gusta it though
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752100
    >>752079
    Don't be tsundere faggot, I know you love me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752102
    >>752081
    Hnnnnnnnnng! Best bg ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752103
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    >>752084
    >I've been here for over a year and I don't fap to pony.
    A fellow sane person. Nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752104
    >>752083
    >She manages a "HEY NOT CO-" before her screen goes dark and her eyes close
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752107
    this "you must be new shit" thats been going on recently is pissing me off knock it off, we aren't /b/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752110
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.752117
    >>752081

    That one's actually cute.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752118
    >>750398
    Well that didnt take long.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752123
    >>752103
    I broke about 6 months after watching the show for the first time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752126
    >>751843
    RAM Dash. Gotta go fast. L2 cache Pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752129
    >>752110
    Eyes are too small
    Ears could be better
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752132
    >>752064
    She can also >go fast
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752133
    >>752118
    What was it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752134
    >suffering from food poisoning/gastroenteritis
    >wake up in bed
    >horrible smell
    >realise I shit liquid shit all over my bed and myself in my sleep

    what do guys
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752135
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    >>752041
    It feels like everything everyone used to cram into the /co/ generals got splayed out over the rest of /mlp/ and all that's left in these threads is the refuse and Leth, God bless his little robot soul.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752137
    >>752083
    >Hear a knock on your door.
    >Open it.
    >Same guy on the ad is looking you dead in the face.
    >You try not to scream like a woman as he walks in like he was invited in.
    >You notice the neighbors house is on fire.
    >He notifies you that the payment will be taken out of your account.
    >Before you can react he is gone.
    >Fucking Firefox.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752140
    >>752103
    Im sane! But im weak... At least I dont have a waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752141
    >>752084
    For what it's worth, it took me a year and three months to break.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.752142
    >>752007
    No, I haven't. Did it on a whim. I'll try to think of some designs for other ponies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752148
    >>752103
    I broke after a year.
    I haven't ever again.
    It was too weird.
    Like jerking off to a tree or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752149
    >>752134
    >fluffy pone drowns
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752155
    >>752133
    Rainboom Crash posting again. It somehow made it to 126 posts before deletion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752158
    >>752134
    >This is mattress ponies fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752162
    >>752110
    I recognize that pose.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752164
    >>752134
    1. fuck yourself
    2. go back to /b/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752165
    Would you give anal to Twilight Sparkle if she asked you politely and made hot cocoa for the two of you afterward
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752167
    >>752103
    ABSTINENT FAPPERS UNITE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.752168
    >>752134
    go to a pony thread and post about it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752170
    >>752134
    Shower. Put the sheets in a garbage bag, double bag it, put it out on the curb and never think of it again. See a doctor.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752172
    >>752137
    >not using noscript
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752179
    >>752165
    No
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752181
    >>752134
    That sucks bro.

    Have you tried a swiffer pone?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752185
    >>752162
    We saw it earlier today, didn't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752186
    >>752165
    is that even a question?
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752187
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    >>752100
    >Don't be tsundere
    >Implying I know any other state.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752190
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    >>751923
    >>751933
    >>751981
    >>752081
    What's with all you faggots posting thumbnails?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752191
    >>752158
    >matress pony
    STOP HAVING FUN
    STOP IT
    STOP
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.752192
    >>750669

    >Implying I hate fanfiction
    >implying I didn't love reading F:E
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752200
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    >ross draws obese pinkie and black twilight
    >says he isnt trolling but using some old cartoon style and that its not fetish porn
    >someone links ross furaffintity account and he is part of an obese furry fetish group

    and he wonders why people do not like him in mlpg. this guy has to be trolling, it is not possible for someone to be this autistic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752203
    >>752009
    >You will never ride around inside Mrs. Cake
    >She will never keep you in her stomach while her husband rails her
    >She will never tell him that most of her pleasure comes from having you inside her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752205
    >>752190
    But none of those are thumbnails.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752210
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    >>752172
    >using NoScript
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752211
    >>752040
    >how do I reading comprehension
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752212
    >>752190
    >1274x1022
    >815x630
    >1366x768
    >1600x900

    You have a very odd definition of thumbnail...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.752216
    >>752134
    That's really awful.

    First step: don't bother us about shit like this again. Really not the venue for that.

    Second step: go get a shower, throw out the sheets, get back to sleep Maybe on a garbage bag or something and then go see a doctor in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752218
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    >>751909
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752221
    >>752165
    >Calling it hot cocoa

    Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your father, fuck your siblings, fuck your dog, fuck your cat, fuck your house, fuck your entire town, fuck everything
    >> Eurobeat Guy 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752228
    Who wants to hear a sneak peek of that Diamond Dogs song I hinted at the other day? And by Sneak Peek I mean the first few bars that might get entirely rehauled, and the riff? Super-short stream, for the hell of it (and to get some early feedback/suggestions on how to make it special).

    http://www.livestream.com/odysseymusic
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752231
    >>752217
    weaver draw fat dash
    plz
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752232
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    >>752190
    I see what you did there.

    I almost wat, but I see it, I see it you faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752241
    >>752164
    /b/ would never be as entertaining as you guys
    Hope no one minds me derailing a shitthread anyway

    >>752170
    But it's a very expensive mattress and I already saw a doctor
    Can't I just bleach it or something
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752246
    >>752217

    So is this before or after Dash gets brutally knotted
    >> Daftykins 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.752249
    >>751955

    Okay I chose yours thank you.
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752251
    >>752217
    What happens when Rover goes moderate?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752252
    >>752200
    Wait what the fuck? Ross actually said that he doesn't draw fetish porn? How dense does he think we are?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752255
    >>752217
    Thats ugly! Mai waifu can fly alone, you obviously hate her and im going to bitch about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752257
    >>752231
    ross pls go
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752259
    >>752217
    >inb4 smashed into a wall or something
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752267
    >>752137

    >think of a way to punish Laptop Pony
    >sinister idea pops into your head
    >"eheh... what are you doing, Anon?"
    >Start downloading 5 pirated copies of Dragon Age 2 simultaneously
    >Send her into a seizure-like spasm for days
    >Never suggests anything like that again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752268
    >>752221
    >Not getting whole cocoa beans, grinding them into a power and mixing them with sweetened milk to make hot cocoa
    It's like you never had a childhood.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752269
    >>752192
    I hear F:E is good but too damn long.

    How grimdark is it? How much does it linger on talking about emotional shit as opposed to how much is it moving the plot along?

    I really liked End of Ponies but that author isn't being my writebitch and stopped updating.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.752272
    >>752158
    >Wake up, roll off of bed pony.
    >Put on slipper ponies, shuffle across floor pony to door pony
    >Grab doorknob pony, and get shocked by the electron ponies jumping between it and your finger
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752275
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    >>752148
    >Like jerking off to a tree or something.
    >Like jerking off to a tree or something.
    >Like jerking off to a tree or something.
    >Like jerking off to a tree or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752276
    >>752228
    >That feel when im going to ned

    You hate me eurobeat!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752283
    Wednesdays are suffering
    This thread is like /b/read only anonymous
    I hate you all
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752286
    >>752241
    >The mattress itself is stained
    Do you not use sheets?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752290
    >>752162
    Oh yeah, that was in the art class wasn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752298
    >>752200
    >>752252
    My Ross sensors are tingling
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.752307
    >>752203
    >Mrs. Cake vore

    Oh god, I'm sure /that/ thread has something about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752310
    >>752269
    >I hear F:E is good
    From whom? Tell us who says this, so that we may smite them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752312
    >>752269
    >Considering reading fanfiction
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752321
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    >>752269
    It's ok.

    If you like Fallout.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752322
    >>752269
    F:E is incredibly long. It's worth at least reading the first while. It gets really really boring after what's now the 1/3 part before apparently picking back up, but I couldn't do it anymore.

    I'd suggest trying it at least even if you're a little interested.
    >> Eurobeat Guy 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752323
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    >>752276
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752324
    >>752165

    of course I would
    >implying I don't have a Twilight anal fic in mind
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752328
    >>752307
    What thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.752331
    >>752269
    If you like ponies and never play a fallout game you might like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:05 No.752338
    >>752268
    Fuck you, I used packets like a civilized 20th century child. Go away grandpa, all you ever did was molest the young women at reunions.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:05 No.752340
    >>752267
    >Not buying an attractive little macbook air pony and making laptop pony insanely jealous
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752354
    >>752340
    >attempt to watch a Youtube video in MBA pony
    >she melts in your lap
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752355
    >>752307
    I have no idea if the macrofags have done anything with her yet, but I do know exactly what I'm going to be doing with Mrs. Cake and Mr. Cake in the tentacle Twilight fapfic I am going to write.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752356
    >>752338
    >packets
    >not boiling milk, then putting nesquick and marshmallows in it
    What eon are you living in?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752359
    >>752340
    >Play Flash on Macbook Pony.
    >She crashes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752360
    >>752340

    Laptop pony is a PC, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752361
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    >>752307
    You mean, /that/ thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.752364
    >>752252
    he's said multiple times that he won't draw the act of sex, but rather he will draw the moments immediately prior or following
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752372
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    >>752283
    No, it's just like midday MLPG, only late at night when I should be chilling with my fellow sick fucks. Everyone is angry and accusatory instead of fun and fetishy.

    Yes, Wednesdays always suck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752376
    >>752364
    well he won't draw my fat pinkie tit-fucking request
    so i hate him forever
    plz someone draw my request
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752380
    >>752360
    All laptops are PCs.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752381
    >>752269
    >Plot ripped from Fallout
    >Might as well not have ponies at all
    >All OC cast
    >Long as all shit

    How about no.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752383
    >>752340

    >one USB port in Macbook Air Pony
    >break her over your knee
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752385
    >>752354
    >get macbook pro pony
    >all programs runs perfectly on her
    >no fucks are given
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752387
    >>752286
    The diarrhoea went through, man, you should have seen the layer of sludge in my toilet after that

    Wiping with a bleach soaked cloth seemed to get rid of the smell and stain on the mattress, thank god it was a small patch since the sheet and my pants absorbed most of the shit
    >> Glitter Glue 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752389
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    >>752246
    >So is this before or after Dash gets brutally knotted
    After a long day of running through the fields and an awkward conversation around dinner Dash respectfully declines to take the knot
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.752393
    >>752360
    she runs on Vista
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:08 No.752396
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    i am getting sethistos autograph on my bronycon poster along with fausts. what should i have him write?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:08 No.752401
    >>752269
    The flashbacks gave me some sad feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:08 No.752409
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    >>752389
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752413
    >>752389

    Well what about just the tip

    i understand that the knot may be asking a bit much but surely she can take that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752415
    >>752389
    Yes but the question we all want answered is naturally "Can Dash Take A Diamond Dog's Knot?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752417
    >>752359
    >>752354
    I think you have Macbook Airs and Macbook Pros mixed up. Macbook Airs are pretty solid. Macbook Pros are the ones that end to melt.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752418
    >>752385

    >Laptop Pony cries herself to sleep every night, knowing that if only you took the time to upgrade her, she could be better than Macbook Pro Pony ever could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752420
    >>752389
    >Hes so beta he doesn't even try to ask again.
    >Awkward dessert.
    >> That P+ Asshole !AUGPONI2JY 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752422
    >>752267
    >realize laptop pony has no suitable 'interface port' for sexual relations
    >spend entire life dedicated to developing brain-computer interfaces, with laptop pony by your side despite her increasing obsolescence.
    >succeed in your old age
    >upload consciousness to new body
    >upgrade laptop pony to her own body, and watch in awe as she marvels at all the new capabilities she has
    >finally have all of the consensual sex
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.752426
    >>752387
    would you... happen to have taken some photos of this? for science, of course
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752431
    >>752420
    >Taking no for an answer
    >Beta
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752438
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    >>752328
    >>752355
    There's a macro/vore ponies thread.
    It's like MLPG, but single minded.

    And there is a story about Cake eating Pinkie. Welp.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752439
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    >>752393
    >Vista
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752441
    >>752420
    >he pays the tab in gems
    >"we don't accept dragon food sir"
    >Dash picks up the tab
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752443
    >>752387
    Why are we still talking about this? I mean really, I'm having a good laugh, but it's making it seem like you're awfully proud to have shit the bed like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752444
    >>752385
    >try to do something processor intensive
    >MBP pony starts making loud 'vvvvvvvvv' noises with her mouth
    >you ask her why she's doing that
    >she stops for a bit to explain for you
    >"It's the fan."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752445
    >>752422
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752446
    >>752396
    Ask him to write about Trixie or something. Then stab him in the neck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752449
    >>752422
    Did you ever finish that magical augmentation fic you were working on? Where did you disappear to?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752451
    >>752396
    Ask him to sign a picture of his dragon waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.752452
    >>752431
    oh anon, don't you know "no" means "rape me"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.752457
    >>752439
    >implying there was anything wrong with Vista
    AHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.752462
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    >>752387
    You know things are bad when the most interesting posts in a thread about MLP are about a man shitting himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.752465
    >>752393

    I would never allow that. I'd immediately replace her software.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.752466
    Has Gummy appeared in Season 2 at all, besides the pet episode?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.752468
    >>752381
    >All OC cast
    Is this true? Why would I want this then?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752470
    >>752443

    I'm wondering how long MLPG will continue to respond to adventures of anon shitting his bed
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752472
    >>752457
    everything has something wrong with it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752474
    >>752457
    Horribly broken UAC, for one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752475
    >Every time laptop pony gets out of line, you threaten to install Windos 98 on her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752480
    >>752444
    >listening to music
    >macbook pro pony handles it like a...pro
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752481
    >>752452
    >Dash spreads herself before him.
    >He stammers, sputters, and faints.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752484
    >>752396
    How has Seth not commissioned Flare/Trixie shit from JJ yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752485
    >>752466
    If you look really closely, he shows up in one of the scenes during Baby Cakes, peeking out from inside Pinkie's ass
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752488
    >>752468
    Why would you want any fanfiction?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.752491
    >>752470
    Guys stop saying 'shit the bed'
    I'm afraid I'm going to wake up the neighbors
    >> That P+ Asshole !AUGPONI2JY 03/22/12(Thu)03:13 No.752493
    >>752445
    >>752449
    Where have I been: Life is a four-letter word. Had to have one cat put down due to rampant face cancer he hid until it was untreatable, and the one I've practically raised from a kitten is showing similar symptoms. I don't know why I'm in MLPG right now, I should be sleeping so I can get her to the vet and not be a goddamn zombie tomorrow.

    Writing: Finished part 12 in a fit of bullheaded determination. May write more once life settles down again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:13 No.752498
    If I could have it back. All the time I've wasted here. I'd just waste it all again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.752515
    >>752468
    From what I understand, there's a few chapters of flashback where the characters are all out of character, and it sets up why a magic steampunkish world has y'know, suddenly went nuclear and exactly like Cold War era America. And the rest is about an OC cast.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.752517
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    >>752474
    But that's wrong. The method Windows 7 uses to allow signed programs to bypass UAC is broken. Vista's was fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.752519
    >>752488
    Because some of it isn't shit.

    >>752468
    Long story short, it's just a fallout story with pony haphazardly glued over the front. The entire effect is jarring and unpleasant.

    Just do yourself a favor and skip FO:E
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.752528
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    >>752517
    You cannot be serious

    Lets go discuss this with the gentlemen >>>/g/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:15 No.752537
    >>752475
    >98
    >not Vista
    >> Glitter Glue 03/22/12(Thu)03:15 No.752539
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    >>752413
    >Well what about just the tip
    The rest of the evening did not become less awkward
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:15 No.752541
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    What is your most shameful pony fantasy /mlpg/?

    I want to put Rarity in a diaper and a bib and slowly rock her to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:15 No.752543
    >>752480
    >try to play a FLAC
    >she doesn't know what it is
    >realise she's still running iTunes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752552
    >>752488
    So of it's not shitty and actually really funny Spike's Sexual Misadventures is pants shittingly hilarious and full of >why
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752553
    >>752475
    >98
    >not Me
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752554
    >>752541
    I want to let Rarity dress me up in girl clothes and tease my ass hole until I spray cum all over the floor of her boutique while she calls me a dirty slut the whole time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752558
    >>752539

    How bout just a wingjob then come on give me something
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752565
    >>752539
    maybe just a peek at her butt?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752566
    >>752543
    >Load up bandcamp.
    >She starts sweating uncontrollably and stammering, asking you what you think you are doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.752568
    >>752468

    >mfw I'm planning a crossover fanfic that have all OCs as the main characters

    Honestly I'm not sure where I want to go with it, other than exploring the setting more and trying to give some sort of grasp on pony morality and ethics. I do want to give main characters roles but I can't think of any yet
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752572
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    >>752541
    I want to get high with Rarity.

    I want to become a basic mushroom.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752573
    >>752541
    Pshaw. I just want to be the sluttiest little trap mare possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752576
    >>752558
    I'd prefer wingcuddling.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752579
    >>752515
    >>752519
    I changed my mind, I'm not interested anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752580
    >You keep having to clear your cache so laptop pony doesnt log on to your email while you're gone
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752582
    >>752539
    What if he did something for her first?
    >> That P+ Asshole !AUGPONI2JY 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752586
    >>752541
    Magitech augmentation, all to better serve Celestia without having my sense of self subsumed by Her glory.

    Or, you know, letting Twilight rail me in the ass with a strapon while I do incredibly lewd things to Rarity's horn.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.752588
    >>752541
    I would like to do some S&M play with Rarity, maybe even do some bloodletting if she was okay with it.

    I would love her as either a sub or a dom.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752592
    >>752554
    In all likelyhood she'd probably make you clean up the mess you made with your tongue.
    >> Jailbait 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752596
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    This is hard when your imagination sucks
    >> That P+ Asshole !AUGPONI2JY 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752604
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    >>752572
    HAVE I GOT A PICTURE FOR YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752607
    >>752568
    Just write human characters FFS, nobody needs another fanfiction-in-name-only
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752609
    >>752596
    Get out of here, STALKER
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.752611
    >>752596
    ew god jb why

    kill it with virus'
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752613
    >>752552
    Hellooo, insomnia.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752614
    >>752596
    We need to see her keyboard and ports.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752617
    >>752592
    Go on...

    >>752596
    Jailbait, draw my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752619
    >>752541
    I'd be interested in being spit roasted by Mac and Braeburn then sleeping between them, with their cocks rubbing against me the entire time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752624
    >>752541
    I want to cuddle with Celestia, wrapped in her wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752625
    >>752539
    I am sure she would be more into it if he did something for her first.
    Dogs are fine with licking butts, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752626
    >>752596
    >heat vents go here

    BRILLIANT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752627
    >>752604
    How the fuck do I make this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752629
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    >>752596
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.752636
    >>752596
    put some pony wallpaper for a face
    >>752609
    good, i'm not the only one who thought that
    >> Glitter Glue 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752638
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    >>752558
    >How bout just a wingjob then come on give me something
    mission failed
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752639
    >>752596
    Are her ports where her vagina would be?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752644
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    >>752596
    >Gentoo
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752645
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    >>752541
    Uh, I want to make love to Fluttershy in the shower.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752649
    >>752543
    >not using MplayerX
    >using FLAC
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752650
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    >>752638
    >try again
    New player: Twilight Sparkle
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.752652
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    >>752596
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752653
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    >>752596
    I LIKE YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752655
    >Laptop Pony has been with you for a few months
    >She realizes that she knows you very well from the things you do online and download onto her
    >She develops a crush on you
    >Laptop Pony creates an email composed as a love letter, sending it to your most used email, but has no actual sender address so she must do so anonymously
    >You look at it, wracking your brain to figure out who the hell sent you such a heartfelt letter (who also knows about your pony porn folder)
    >You shrug and go to bed, leaving Laptop Pony on
    >Laptop Pony remembers that she's a pony and hops onto the bed with you
    >She goes under the covers and nuzzles your cock as you sleep
    >> That P+ Asshole !AUGPONI2JY 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752656
    >>752627
    Print. Take to local headshop. Ask them.

    GOOD NIGHT MLPG DON'T DIE WHILE I'M GONE AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752657
    >>752638

    Rover: go home and masturbate sadly
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752659
    >>752568
    If you can write the story with human characters, and have it make just as much sense as with ponies, then you shouldn't bother using ponies.

    It's just like how some 'pony' musicians will make some random-ass piece of music with no inspiration whatsoever, and then slap a pony-related title on the front to get instant views.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752660
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    >>752638
    Stupid dog

    Well better luck next week with one of her cute friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752662
    >>752596
    WHY DID YOU HAVE TO VALIDATE THIS SHIT
    NICE WORK ASSHOLE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752663
    >>752638
    >hoof mark

    Oh GG.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752664
    >>752596
    Needs more LEDs.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752665
    >>752638
    Well at least he always has Scratch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.752669
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    >>752554
    >That feel when females never want to dom
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752681
    >>752638
    Man, we suck at these dating sims.
    >That was the last time Dash tried the hetero rout.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752682
    >>752649
    >actually using MPlayerX
    Offically worse than UMPlayer. Why does anyone bother?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752684
    >>752596

    It's a work in progress, but good start!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752686
    >>752669
    You're just talking to the wrong ones.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752687
    >>752655
    I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752691
    >>752638
    Become the other guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.752692
    >>752669
    ur a faget
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752695
    >>752655
    >computer under blanket
    FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    >computer pony blows a capacitor
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752696
    >>752638
    what a bitch

    shoulda stuck with rarity
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752704
    >>752662

    allcaps don't make you cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752710
    >>752568
    Those OCs better be damn interesting then. wait-
    >Crossover
    Crossover with what?

    If it's like alternate reality thing where the main six happen to not all meet and become the elements it'd lessen my rage over this.

    Really all you'd have to do to do that is have Twilight fuck up in episode 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752711
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    >>752687
    Stop that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752713
    >>752669
    You're talking to the wrong women then

    I've never found a sub ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.752714
    >>752638
    apologize and ask if she'd like to see his gem collection
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:24 No.752717
    >>752695

    >Implying her AI won't know when to turn up the fan power
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:24 No.752718
    >>752682
    I dunno. Why does anyone bother using OS X?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:24 No.752724
    >>752682
    Regardless, why would you ever use FLAC in the first place? There's 10mb on each file that's not supposed to be there, and unless you're using some $1000 hi-fi headphones, you wont be able to tell the difference between it and 320kbps
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.752732
    >>752704
    I'M FRESH AS FUCK NIGGA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.752734
    >>752724
    >even if you're using some $1000 hi-fi headphones, you wont be able to tell the difference between it and 320kbps
    FTFY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.752741
    >>752711
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1e9KIOz2HA
    >> Glitter Glue 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.752743
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    >>752657
    >Rover: go home and masturbate sadly
    done

    game over
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.752744
    >>752713
    My second relationship was a D/s thing while I was still in high school. In retrospect, that probably fucked up my sexual development going forward. There's no substitute for choking a girl before you command her to get naked for you and then have your way with her.

    All of my relationships going forward have been futile attempts to live up to that magic. They have all failed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752748
    Gelding fic 2.0 in T-10 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752752
    >>752717
    >recirculating the same air gradually making it hotter
    >goes into sleep mode from not being used
    >computer pony blows a capacitor
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752753
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    >>752743
    new player
    twilight sparkle
    input
    pls respond
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752754
    >>752718
    BECUZ IT JUST WERKS
    >>752734
    Exactly, you're just further proving my point that FLAC is pointless
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752755
    >>752741
    I saw that earlier.

    Made me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752759
    >>752743
    Rover Quest had a very unsatisfying payoff
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.752760
    >>752743
    Just like in real life.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:27 No.752761
    >>752724
    >My hobby is converting 320kbps files into FLAC, then uploading them to soundcloud to watch all the self-proclaimed audiophiles fail to notice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:27 No.752764
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    >>752659

    Thing is, I'm interested in seeing how the story would play out in a pony setting, the base story itself isn't all that original for now. Though the original prompt was just because I wanted to crossover something wacky.

    >>752710

    Reason why I haven't written anything more than a first chapter for so long is because I've been going through them over and over and over to make sure they aren't shit, I do realise that they had better be good if I'm going to put the spotlight on them.

    It's a SMT crossover
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:27 No.752774
    >>752743

    New player: Snails
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.752780
    >>752774
    That's easy mode.

    Snails is swag as fuck and gets all the mares.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.752785
    >>752774
    >Snails.
    Great, cheat modes engaged.
    Time to get all them bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.752791
    >>752761
    >converting 320kbps files into FLAC
    shig, dig, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.752792
    >>752659
    >Musicians

    I TOTALLY WANT YOUR LAME ASS DUBSTEP WITH AN AWKWARD CARTOON CHARACTER TITLE, PONY MUSICIAN TOTALLY
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.752793
    >>752780
    But we aren't playing opposite land rules
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.752795
    >>752724
    For archival. I convert the FLACs to Vorbis to put on my phone, but some day there will be a better format with more efficient decoders, so instead or re-ripping or re-downloading eveything, I can just convert again from the same FLACs.

    When I'm on my PC, I just listen to the FLACs.

    >320kbps
    Please don't use this argument. MP3 is terrible, but even within the MP3 format, 320kbps is a waste. You can't even hear the difference between 320 and -V0.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.752798
    >>752752
    She's nuzzling your cock. You are going to be using her whether you know it or not.

    >You will never wake up to laptop pony with your dick halfway up he CD drive
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.752802
    >>752743
    NOT IN THE SHEETS

    SHIT SOMEONE HAS TO CLEAN THAT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.752807
    Goddamn late night mlg sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.752808
    >>752795
    He never said MP3.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752811
    >FLACs
    >kbps debate

    How about you both fuck off to /g/
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752813
    >>752752
    >implying you can get hot enough to blow a capacitor in S3
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752815
    >>752724
    There's no difference between a new 320kbps mp3 and a FLAC file. However, a 10 year old FLAC file will sound the same, while a 10 year old mp3 file will sound like crap. It's a longevity thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752818
    >>752802
    >He has lots of helpers for that.
    >> Glitter Glue 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752819
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    >>752753
    >new player
    >twilight sparkle
    Well this doesn't work, Twilight doesn't even have a dick

    game over
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.752823
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    >>752807
    False.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752825
    >>752819
    >implying
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752826
    >>752795
    >MP3 is terrible
    then how the hell am I supposed to find FLAC files of every song I want to hear? They're pretty rare, you know. Also, I listen with my iPod most of the time, I'm forced to use .mp3 anyways
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752827
    >>752815
    >However, a 10 year old FLAC file will sound the same, while a 10 year old mp3 file will sound like crap.

    Explain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752828
    >>752798
    I can't help but think that would be painful.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752829
    >>752819
    But she has a horn

    and magic
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752830
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    >>752819
    NOOOOO MY SHIP IS RUINED
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752833
    >>752798
    >you cum inside her
    >computer pony blo-
    nevermind, this isn't funny anymore
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752834
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    >>752764
    >SMT, what the fuck is that?
    >wiki
    >Megami Tensei
    >nope
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752839
    >>752819
    quick. use a spell to grow a dick or offer to horn fuck her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752840
    >>752802
    Maybe he and bedshitanon can get together and discuss the best ways to clean sheets.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752841
    >>752752

    >Laptop Pony feels herself overheating
    >stops her ministrations and and comes out from under the covers
    >You: "Ah... um..."
    >She freezes in place
    >You: "maybe I can get a water cooling system so that we uh... can try again?"
    >Her face literally and figuratively lights up
    > plants her screen to your face in an attempt to give you a kiss
    >hops back on the desk and goes to sleep mode giddy and blushing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752843
    >>752819

    NEW PLAYER: SNAILS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.752845
    >your favorite pony has a kink/fetish/weird turn-on
    >what is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752847
    >>752819
    Someone post the picture of Twilight wearing Dash on her horn like a hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752849
    >>752826
    Buy CDs.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752851
    >>752819
    Horns are just phallic representations. This shit is still in play.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752855
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    >>752819
    >Twilight doesn't even have a dick

    But she has magic and some very detailed notes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752856
    >>752827
    Lossy formats degrade when stored for long periods of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752857
    >>752743
    >Jerking off under the covers

    What.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752860
    >>752815
    >lossy data compression argument
    HEARD IT MILLIONS OF TIMES. It doesn't work that way, .mp3 files don't just magically lose their bitrates over he years.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752862
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    >>752845
    humans
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752863
    >>752827
    mp3 files lose quality over time. FLAC files dont. That's why they're called lossless. If you've ever listened to an old mp3 file, you can tell right away it's crap. Everything sounds far away. The dynamics are flatter. The drums sound metallic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752865
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    >>752830
    IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT GG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752867
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    >>752845
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752868
    >>752823
    No, I'm right. Fuck you.
    >> Juice 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.752869
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    >>752845
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752870
    >>752826
    what.cd
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752872
    >>752845
    >Fluttershy
    >consensual sex with the lights off in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752873
    >>752845
    Pinkie Pie
    She likes anal
    Even more than Applejack
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752875
    >>752833
    >she autoruns fetus.exe
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752878
    >>752815
    ohboyherewego.tar.xz
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752882
    >>752860
    But that's exactly what does happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752883
    >>752856
    Because
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.752885
    >>752845
    Celestia, bondage.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.752893
    >>752869
    Is... is she shooting peanut butter and jelly from her vag?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.752894
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    >>752862
    No, that's Lyra.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.752897
    >>752872
    >implying missionary isn't very strange for quadrupedal animals like ponies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752902
    >>752845
    Applejack.

    Anal size queen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752904
    Here it is, Gelding 2.0.

    http://pastebin.com/ywi6R42J

    Change log:

    Changed from 2nd person to 1st person

    Fixed basic grammar and spelling mistakes

    Extended both the sex scenes (added 500 words to the total)

    Tried hard to cut down on repetition.
    >> Eurobeat Guy 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752905
    >>752724
    I feel bad that I know next to nothing about FLAC and how it compares to WAV or Ogg Vorbis. I should know this shit, but I don't.

    Enlighten me? In return, a sneak peek at that aforementioned "Diamond Dogs" tune I showed the stream: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/DiamondDogIdea2.wav may need a couple of minutes to upload.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752909
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    >>752863
    >>752856
    >both digital files
    >degredation of hard drive doing anything but making it unreadable
    >no loss otherwise
    you people are retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752911
    >>752876
    Excellent.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752919
    >>752897
    Probably
    I couldn't remember the joke completely
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.752923
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    >>752845
    Eating troublesome students.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:36 No.752926
    >Laptop pony wants to show you some new hardware she installed
    >Oh crap what did she buy now?
    >She spreads her legs
    >She installed a fleshlight
    >"Well I was thinking, you already masturbate in front of me. Might as well"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752937
    >>752909
    mp3 files lose information every time they are compressed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752938
    >>752914
    You know, there's a section of that one big-ass writing.com thing along the lines of a slave relationship with Twi
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752939
    >>752862
    >pic
    >ratchet wrench to take off pipe
    hahahahah
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752946
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    >People debating whether MP3s lose quality or not
    >HURR DURR FLAC VS MP3
    >In a thread about My Little Pony
    >Not going back to /g/ or /mu/
    >All of it caused by another stupid greentext story
    This is like an orgy of stupid fuckery
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752949
    >>752909
    This, all digital files will degrade over time
    that's why we need to start actually buying music already
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752951
    >>752845
    >>752845

    >Fluttershy
    >being held

    >Rainbow Dash
    >being told she's pretty
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.752956
    >>752914
    >Twilight doing anything other than using her magic to let the two of you try out every kink there is
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752957
    >>752946
    Its like you're new here or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752958
    >>752926

    >Think to yourself *Shit, I'll never be able to bring myself to get a new laptop if anything happens to her*
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752959
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    >>752834
    >not enjoying a top-tier RPG series
    >2012

    Filthy chaosfags
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752967
    >>752926
    Neat.

    I am not realizing a computer pony would be my best friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752968
    >>752845

    Twilight
    I discussed this with the general a few days back
    She'd be into domination and control, using her magic to make you her obedient slave
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752969
    >>752905

    hey EB when can I expect to make a new preview? or are you working on another sub special?

    also, when did you get a stream?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752975
    So if you where traveling alone through time and space, and you come across a disembodied male ass, would you fuck it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.752976
    >>752958
    >periodically back up her hard drive so if you ever have to you can just supplant her into a new body
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:39 No.752983
    >>752946
    Seriously.

    MLPG has always been like this, we're a melting pot of at least a dozen different boards
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:39 No.752988
    >>752975
    Nnno?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:39 No.752993
    >>752976
    >She looks at you concerned, every time you back her up on an external.
    >"Anon, what happens if I die?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.752996
    >>752983
    Granted, it was slightly less cosmopolitan before /mlp/. Slightly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.752997
    >>752967
    I am NOW realizing.

    Fucking typos, fucking late night MLPG.

    Fucking fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.752999
    >>752976

    >Always make sure she has an upgraded fleshlight attachment too
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753006
    >>752975
    Is it a real human ass, or just something created by accident from time itself?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753009
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    >>752975
    Is it in a green grassy field?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753011
    >>752984
    ...

    Twilight.

    Are you retarded?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753012
    poni
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753016
    >>752968
    Time to choke a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.753020
    >>752975
    Can the ass feel it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753025
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    >>752923
    >that feel when you know where that's from
    >that feel when you enjoyed it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753027
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    yep its true i just went though and checked every general in the archive and we have never gone a single thread where someone doesnt mention horse diapers. i thought we were supposed to be the normal pony fans.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753028
    >>752975
    Is it just the ass, or the whole pelvic area? Is there a cock dangling off it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753029
    >>752993

    >"... I don't know, Laptop Pony. I just don't know."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753031
    >>752984
    reported for being a nerd
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753035
    >>752951
    >Rainbow Dash likes wearing clothes during sex
    Lingerie from the back of Rarity's shop
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753037
    >>752883
    Rotational velocidensity.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.753038
    Would you let a Lyra suck on your fingers as you piston the fingers on your other hand in and out of her hot, slick marecunt?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.753040
    >>753006

    >created by accident
    >somewhere, a floating ass is just randomly created somehow
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.753046
    >>753027
    Well that's just blatantly false information
    but have fun with your guaranteed replies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.753049
    >>752993
    >"Don't worry. If something happens, I'll be here to fix it."
    >"It will be just like waking up in the morning."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.753051
    >>753027

    And you went out of your way to ruin this one. Good fucking job, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753057
    >>753025
    >That feel when you came up with the idea a few minute before you read the story
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753060
    >finally wake up in time for night-time MLPG
    >have to leave almost immediately for school stuff
    You'll still be here in an hour or two right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753062
    >Laptop pony's power button is where her nose would be
    >Any time she backtalks you, you just boop her on the nose and she goes into sleep mode
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753071
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    >>753038

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753073
    >>753040
    It doesnt matter how it got there. What matters is, would you put your dick in it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.753074
    >>753035
    >Rarity finds them discarded and used occasionally outside of Rainbows house
    >she keeps them when she's masturbating at night, breathing deep the tangy scent of her friends juices as she hurtles herself to orgasm every evening
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753076
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    >>753038
    Probably not.

    I would cuddle a Lyra though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753077
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    >>753027
    >we have never gone a single thread where someone doesnt mention horse diapers
    untrue

    >i thought we were supposed to be the normal pony fans
    No, we just don't dress like this and we avoid meetups.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753078
    >>753040
    >If there's an infinite amount of multiverses
    >one of them has objects resembling human asses
    >Somewhere that we can never hope to reach
    >Asses float freely through some foreign cosmos
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753081
    >>753051
    a few posts up a guy talks about rarity in a diaper. this thread was already ruined.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753084
    >>753062
    Wait
    Is laptop pony a pony or a laptop
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753089
    >>753038
    Of course I would.

    Would you bury your face in her marecunt while she sucks on your shaft?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.753091
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    >>752905
    Well, as you should know, a WAV (or PCM) file is full of raw samples of the waveform. For CD quality music, the samples are 16-bit integers and there are 44100 samples taken per second.

    FLAC is a 'lossless' compression format that is normally around half the size of the WAV it was made from. Because it's lossless, it doesn't lose any data. It's just like zipping and unzipping a file, what goes in is what comes out. You can convert the FLAC back into a WAV and it would be identical.

    MP3 tries to make the file smaller by removing information that is out of the range of human hearing and using compression algorithms that don't perfectly recreate the original data when decompressed. This is 'lossy' compression. MP3 is over ten years old, and doesn't stand up well against modern formats when it comes to quality vs. file size, however the LAME MP3 encoder does pretty well.

    Newer formats like Ogg Vorbis, AAC and WMA Professional can sound as good as MP3s but compress the file even smaller. They're all pretty on-par with each other.

    I like your music.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753096
    >>753057
    wait, you thought of the post before knowing it was a story
    What the fuck man.
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753100
    >>753049
    >"Just like waking up."
    >You keep saying this as you try and boot her up, you lost count of how many times you have tried, how many laptops you went thought, convinced they were somehow flawed.
    >"It's just like waking up."
    >Everything on the external is clean, it has to be, you checked it every time, this should be so easy.
    >"Please wake up."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753102
    >>753078
    It's gettin deep in here.
    >> Eurobeat Guy 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753103
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    >>752969
    Sup Tan.When there's a new Super Ponybeat that's close to done, silly! Lately I've had to focus on everything else, and when I do work on a tune, it's from a state of barely started to sort of BAM done. But I'll see if I can toss something your way.
    And, I just did a stream a few minutes ago. I posted about it in this very General!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753109
    >>753084
    You know how Tabasco pony is both Tabasco and a pony? Same thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.753111
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    >>753035
    >She's wearing that to save herself from embarrassment
    >She doesn't know, but you've looked in her closet.
    >You know what she really wants.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753116
    >>753076
    >I would cuddle a Lyra though.

    But what would you do if you woke up to find that she had used her magic to insert your hand into her vagina?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753117
    >>753078
    Reality is really stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753118
    >>753102
    Balls deep.

    HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753120
    >>753084

    Is Coke Pony a coke or a pony?

    Is Fluffy Pony a lump of fluff, or a pony?

    Is Tabasco Pony a bottle of tabasco or a pony?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753125
    >>753084
    I guess this >>752596
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753126
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    >glitter glue will never do a proper ponyquest
    >that human/pony dojin will never get scanned
    >season 2 wasn't as good as season 1
    >The fandom will live long after the show is over and become a monster twice as bad as sonic fandom
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753128
    >>753116
    Impressed.

    My whole hand? Wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753130
    >>753120
    NO ANON, YOU ARE THE OC!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753131
    >>753089
    >marecunt

    As opposed to her human cunt?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.753132
    >>753089
    It would be a pleasure.

    So long as I can grope her ass and play with her tight pucker with my fingers while I do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753136
    >>753078
    >You will never be the first human to find the dimension of human asses
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753138
    >>753116
    Keep it in there and never take it out...
    ever
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753141
    >>753109
    So a laptop shaped like a pony
    Like a pony with a screen on her side or something
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753143
    >>753126
    At least there's cute ponies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753145
    >>753038
    Yes, Lyra is my mare with benefits.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753146
    >>753089
    Only if after the oral foreplay we spend the rest of the night having passionate sex before we fall asleep snuggled together
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753149
    >>752905
    Sounds good.
    >>753091
    WAV is still useful for audio work. Faster than decompressing and compressing FLAC.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.753150
    >>753141
    Something like a teletubby, or >>752596
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:48 No.753154
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    >>753126
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:48 No.753156
    >>753138
    >using Lyra and Bon-bon as hulk hands
    Why do I still remember this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:48 No.753161
    >>753138
    What if she is not done with you though? What if she uses her magic to make your arm slide into her up to your elbow? What if she made it keep going even further?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753165
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    >>753103

    Oh alright; Welp, cat's out of the bag now, I haven't been around lately due to being a little under the weather and whatnot. Sadly I've been using it as an excuse not to draw for MLPG, I might fire up the tablet in a bit, I just finished downloading some stuff I got off of the PSN store since they're doing a sweet sale right now and play for a bit.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753166
    >>753150
    Well this has to be the ugliest OC yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753167
    >>753156
    And more importantly, why does it exist?

    Never mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753168
    >>753128
    you don't know how big horse cunts are do you?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753171
    >>753149
    Yeah for sure. If you have the scratch space to work in, there's nothing wrong with keeping stuff in WAVs.

    FLAC also doesn't support floating point samples if you work in that format.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753172
    >>753168
    Well those are little ponies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753174
    >>753168
    Considering they're small cartoon pastel colored ponies quite a bit smaller than humans, no, I guess not.
    >> Eurobeat Guy 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753175
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    >>753091
    That all actually made sense! And, thank you!

    Have a picture of Fluttershy during a sunset.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753176
    >>753136
    >Your 10^24 grandchildren will never be the first humans to explore the multiverse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.753177
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    >>753161

    >Lyra unbirthing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.753180
    >>753166
    Yeah. I preferred the chest-screen idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.753181
    >>753146
    But do you lay her on her back and look her in the eyes while you take her or do you take her from behind like a stallion would?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.753191
    >>753156
    BECAUSE, BROTHER.
    YOU ARE HERE IN THE RUMBLE ARENA!
    YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND SEEN THE VAST OCEANS OF PISS BELOW, BROTHER.
    YOU SAW THE WATERS AND, BROTHER, THEY SAW YOU.
    IT LOOKED UP AT YOU AND SAW A BROTHER THAT WAS NOT GOING TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, FOR YOU ARE THE MOST HARD BROILED BROTHER THIS RUMBLE ARENA HAS EVER WITNESSED!
    BROTHER, YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE ONE TO PART THAT SEA AND THE THINGS WITHIN IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.753192
    >>753166
    Draw a superior one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753194
    >>753177
    No.

    Kill yourself for even typing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753195
    >>753181
    B B B B B B B B B B B B B B
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753197
    >>753166

    If you'd like to present another interpretation, go ahead. It's still very new, and aching for improvement.

    >>753180
    This would be good.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753198
    >>753181
    I'd think Lyra would prefer the first option
    You are still fucking Lyra rigth
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753202
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    why are diapers even a fetish goddamn. how can someone find an obese hairy man pretending to be a wolf while wearing a diaper attractive at all?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753204
    >>753191
    Fuck off Randy.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.753209
    >>753161
    >You explain to her that while it's a bit strange, you understand her needs, she really should ask first
    >She asks if she can do it tomorrow night too
    >You say yes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753213
    >>753194

    Fuck you, it was the obvious logical process of events.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753214
    >>753202
    >Trying to understand a fetish that isnt yours
    i shiggy diggy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753217
    >>753181
    Lyra would prefer the first option.

    So would I.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753218
    >>753116
    Only magic she needs to do that is friendship.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753220
    >>753202
    Other obese hair men who pretend to be wolves.
    The Internet is a very stupid place.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753221
    >>753166
    Nah, the ugliest OC yet has to be hobo pone
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.753224
    >>753175
    Thank you sir.

    Also remember that MP3s are still cool because pretty much everything can play them. Also most portable MP3 players use less battery to play an MP3 than to play, say, a Vorbis or AAC.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:53 No.753230
    >>753197
    >>753192
    I need to leave for an hour or two and by then everyone will have forgotten about the laptop pony
    And I didn't say I could do better
    But if people still wanted me to I guess I could try once I get back
    And finish that Twilight picture I was working on last night
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:53 No.753231
    >>753214
    >understanding fetishes
    >at all
    ISHIGGY DIGGY DOGGY SHAMWOW DIM DAM DOO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:53 No.753235
    >>753131
    It's identical to horse anatomy and not like human anatomy. So yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753238
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    >>753220

    >obese hair men
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753239
    >You have to wake up early tomorrow
    >Laptop pony wont let you sleep
    >You're in bed with her sitting on your lap
    >Every time you close the browser, she opens it up to the general again
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753240
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    >>753221
    You mean this dude?
    Nah.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753241
    >>753209
    >One morning you wake up, and it's very dark and wet
    >Goddamnit, Lyra
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753242
    >>753181
    I'd make love to her face to face until she came, then I'd turn her around and make her my mare and lean down to her ear whispering I love you before unloading inside her
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753245
    >>753240
    ...or -dudette
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.753246
    Well I think the laptop pony drawing is cute. She looks like an astronaut.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.753247
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    >>753230
    >everyone will have forgotten about the laptop pony
    >implying
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.753253
    >>753177
    >She has you all the way up to the shoulder now and she is still tugging
    >The smell coming off of her is making it hard for you to think, but you still manage to ask her why she is doing this
    >She says that if she does this just right she will get your hands
    >Her horn glows and guides you other hand to her entrance before she winks and engulfs it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.753254
    >>753126
    >The fandom will live long after the show is over and become a monster twice as bad as sonic fandom
    HA. You wish. MLP will dwindle to almost nothing a year after everything is over. After two years only the diehard autistics will still be here.
    Seth will find a new furry persona to obsess over.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.753256
    >>753239

    So nothing has actually changed?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753258
    >>753235
    Seeing as she's a horse, doesn't it go without saying that her vagina would therefore be a horse vagina?

    Why does this general force me to type the stupidest things?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753259
    >>753241
    But it's cozy right?
    >> Jailbait 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753263
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    Which LED does she choose?
    What does each one do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753264
    Someone draw some fluffy ponies next to fluffy pony shaped holes in arigama fault.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753265
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    Capped for those interested.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.753267
    >>753242

    This
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753271
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    >>753253
    No.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753272
    >>753126
    >season 2 wasn't as good as season 1

    You can eat a massive dick. Season 2 saw more god tier episodes in its first ten than Season one did in the first fifteen.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753273
    >>753254
    That or we become something like the Sonic fandom multiplied by the Invader Zim fandom. Hell, the majority of this fandom is already self sustaining fanon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753274
    >>753263
    This laptop pony is going places.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753279
    >>753263
    Blue. That's some classy shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.753281
    >>753263
    THE RED ONE

    Red is faster right?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753284
    >>753263
    YOU'RE NOT HELPING
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753289
    >>753281

    Red will overheat faster. Green is more environmentally friendly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753290
    >>753100
    I don't want to play this game anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753291
    >>753281
    No, green is faster. Red just heats up your machine.
    >> Nasse-Setä 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753293
    >>753281
    Red 'unz do indeed go fasta
    >>753263
    Oh well I guess that isn't so bad and- FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE 10 MINUTES AGO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753294
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    >>753284
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.753296
    >>753259
    Very cozy. There is also the added bonus of you getting to help out a bit whenever she and Bonbon have sex. You wish you could have seen the look on Bonbon's face you stuck your hand out of Lyra and into her while they were scissoring.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.753297
    >>753263
    Green, because she wants to install Gentoo
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.753299
    >>753272
    imo season 2 is just a dumbed down season 1. More whacky, zaney antics for those with ADHD and downs, and less conflict>resolve
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.753301
    >>753281

    nigga blue is the color of going fuckin fast
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.753302
    >>753284

    No one but you wants this to fail.
    I can tell because you're the only one posting in allcaps.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753306
    >>753265
    You missed:
    >>753101
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753307
    >>753263
    PUT DEM RED BITS IN DAT SQUIG YOU GIT
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753309
    >>753263
    Any color she picks will just end with all the mass effect relays being destroyed anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753311
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753317
    >>753306
    No >>753101 was some random anon, not Glitter Glue.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753319
    >>753311
    >implying pones use EST
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.753321
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    >>753177
    >your hand is still inside Lyra
    >she tells you that she's learnt a spell that could let her go all the way
    >you're about to ask her what the fuck that even means until you feel her pulling you in further
    >it's pretty dark when you're inside but you don't need to breathe because this fetish is dumb
    >you are a very big human and she is a very little pony
    >with you inside, her belly is so huge that her feet can't touch the ground
    >she rolls over onto her side and says this is stupid
    >you agree with her but from outside is just sounds like 'mmmf mmmmf'
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.753322
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    >>753307
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.753323
    >>753181
    This is Lyra we're talking about. Her favorite position is missionary.
    You compromise to cowgirl. You hold her small body by her ass. She leaves hooves marks on your chest
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.753329
    >>753100

    >you hit the button again
    >"Wake up, God damn you! Wake up!"
    >a black screen is all that greets you, as she lays lifelessly on your desk
    >after an hour of trying, you stare at that black screen
    >that lifeless black screen
    >finally, you can do nothing but pick up her metal and plastic body, holding it tenderly to your chest as you begin to cry
    >you'll never hear her snark at your favorite websites again
    >you'll never watch netflix with her and make sure she's not changing your queue or favoriting foreign art films to mess with you again
    >you'll never laugh at funny videos or poke fun at your friends on facebook again
    >never wake up to see her on the desk, smiling at you
    >never hear her say you're holding her too tight and you're blocking her intake vents

    >...wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.753331
    >>753321
    >AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
    >IT BECAME JELLY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.753332
    >>753273

    guys
    what if
    what if we took the fandoms of
    sonic
    ponies
    kingdom hearts
    naruto
    reddit
    twilight

    and combined them into one
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.753335
    >>753254
    >>753273
    >2013/2014
    >Show ends
    >Six months later
    >Fandom dies down quite a bit, there's still fanfiction/fanart being made, people still like the show, Seth is shuttering EQD (thank god), /mlp/ is almost dead
    >Six months after that
    >Hasbro lays out plans for another G4 style MLP show
    >2016
    >Hub premiers new MLP
    >It's basically FiM... but different, not worse, just less to be enthusiastic about
    >The fandom divides between people who love and people who hate the new series
    >The fandom is a lot smaller, the show isn't bad, but not even close to the same
    >Nobody cares
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.753338
    >>753263
    So is her tail her only USB port?
    Where does her charger go?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.753340
    >>753321
    >it's pretty dark when you're inside but you don't need to breathe because this fetish is dumb

    I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.753342
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    >>753311
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.753345
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    >>753299
    >Cartoons using physical comedy is for people with ADHD and Downs

    Do you even think?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.753346
    >>753329
    >Not finding the problem part, replacing it, and getting everything to run as normal
    Do you even know how to computers?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.753351
    >>753332
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.753352
    >>753345
    thinking is overated id rather complain fast
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.753353
    >>753332
    My dream is that this becomes a reality.

    That something so horrible is created the constituents that make it up will have no choice to see how bad it is.

    That we may one day finally tell them that the way they feel towards the monstrosity is the way we feel towards them.

    That we may band together and unite against this faggotry once and for all.

    That day will never come.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753360
    >>753345
    Implying it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753361
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    >thinking about the end
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753362
    >>753263
    Her tail should connect to her power supply. As someone suggested earlier, all her ports would be where her crotch is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753367
    >>753332
    Anti-life is unborn.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753370
    >>753361
    Only 13 episodes in season 3. It's coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.753372
    >>753361
    There are only 13 episodes that we don't know of left.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.753375
    >>753346

    Don't spoil it.

    >Captcha: you xamodune

    Yeah. Don't be such a xamodune.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.753377
    >>753360
    >Not even using greentext
    >Implying you're on my level
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.753378
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    >>753361
    The end is a long ways away my friend.

    We should celebrate how much life we have left in us instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.753382
    >>753346
    >Not having a corrupted file that leaves her forever stuck in the external.
    >She is waiting for you to bring her back, she is good at waiting.
    >She just does not like how dark it is here.
    >Ad how quiet it is.
    >Please let me out, if I did something to make you mad, I am sorry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753387
    >>753378
    See >>753372
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753390
    >>753271
    >She doesn't even have to use her magic anymore, the contractions her her muscles keep pulling you further and further in
    >Your screaming does nothing but get you a mouthful of her juices as she comes from the sensation of your face pressing against her
    >Your head is too larg for her to pull inside her so she walks backwards until you head is pinned between her gaping entrance and the headboard of your bed
    >Ever so slowly you can feel her pulsating warmth engulf your head until it pops inside with a loud squelch
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753392
    >>753370
    >>753372
    >implying 13 episodes

    There's going to be more. How popular it got there's no way they're going to stop at 13 episodes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753393
    >>753377
    That feel when you're so tired of saying memes though greentext you just skip the greentext.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753395
    >>753323
    Would you gently stroke her mane the morning after when you wake up, feeling her melt into your arms?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.753396
    >>753351

    it would be interesting to see how the universe reacts to such a concentration of faggotry
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753402
    >Laptop pony senses your arousal when reading something in the general
    >Next week she's installed a rod to make you cum through electroejaculation
    >You can only look at her in horror
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753403
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    >>753392
    It's like your forgetting who's in charge of the channel
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753404
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    >>753361
    >>753370
    >>753372
    Can it, all of you. None of that shit matters now.

    Keep posting pony as normal. We're not dying yet so there's no use wasting time thinking about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753407
    >>753263
    Blue because it's lucky.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753411
    >>753392
    >Desperately clinging on
    Sometimes you need to let go.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.753414
    >>753392
    Yeah, whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:09 No.753415
    >>753403
    Even Hasbro isn't stupid enough to end it there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:09 No.753419
    >>753411
    >>753414
    Fuck you guys, you're all just looking for excuses to feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.753423
    >>753321
    >And then a few months later she gives birth to you or some shit
    >And you're a pony now or something because fuck biology
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.753424
    >>753415
    Hasbro hates money. And by that time MLP would have reached the average runtime for a children's cartoon. It makes sense for it to end there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.753430
    >>753419
    And you're being unrealistically optimistic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.753431
    >>753402

    >...and then a smirk appears on your face
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.753436
    >>753419
    No need to feel bad when you can feel Lyra quivering at your touch, your hands running through her soft coat as they slide down towards her cutie marks
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:11 No.753437
    >>753419
    >"Yeah only 13 episodes in season 3"
    >"STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES THE HUB AND HASBRO ARE GOING TO CONTINUE IT. THEY JUST HAVE TO."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:11 No.753439
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    >>753430
    >unrealistically optimistic
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:11 No.753444
    >>753423

    that's not a part of my fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:11 No.753447
    >>753382
    >She is trapped in her prison, the safe haven you made for her.
    >You are still convinced that the problem is the hardware and keep trying to find a 'body' that isn't broken.
    >It has been years.
    >You moved over those years, unplugging the external as you go.
    >> Status Report A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753451
    Finally got started on Twilight/Applejack today. It will probably end up being a multiple parter, we'll see how it plays out. Making two versions, one with fap material and one without. That should be done within the next couple of days.

    For those of you looking forward to the next Magitech Augmentation I will be doing that next, switching off between a request and a chapter of this story from here on out.

    Laslty, I know I've been really slow in my writing, only putting out one thing every...what?...week and a half. I'm gonna try and cut that down to every three days.

    A.J.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753452
    >>753370
    >>753372
    >Implying that Hasbro is going to drop their cash cow at half a season instead of going balls deep and just ordering the next 13 that are already partially made anyways
    >Implying that we didn't panic when season 2 only had thirteen episodes.

    Stop perpetuating this bullshit "THERE'S ONLY 13 EPISODES OH NOES IT'S OVER FOREVER" this is how television works. Not ordering half the season means they can cancel it if something unprecedented happens in the last part of this season and the viewership evaporates.

    I know we joke about Hasbro not wanting to make money, but this isn't "Discord action figure with real chaos action" kind of shit, it's just ordering more of a show that's doing an incredible job of advertising what was a rather dead toy line.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753453
    >>753436
    Yes, yes these are good >feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753454
    >>753395
    >feeling her melt into your arms

    Would you a Lyra if she was a goo pony?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753455
    >>753392
    Considering they'll finally be creating a white Celestia toy, a glow in the dark Zecora, a Trixie, etc around the time the third season is rolling out...

    Either they'll just start doing 13 episode seasons to keep the mad pace of episode making down or Hasbro thinks they can sustain their merchandise popularity solely on reruns.

    Probably the former.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.753456
    >>753452
    My god you are desperate for pony
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:13 No.753459
    >>753452
    >Autism speaks it's time to listen.jar
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:13 No.753462
    >>753323
    >>753395

    dammit, quit making me waifufag lyra
    she's not even a real character
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:13 No.753463
    >>753456
    Believe it or not, that's a different anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753465
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    >>753452
    >Discord action figure with real chaos action

    But what would real chaos action be like
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753466
    >Laptop pony keeps pestering you to use her fleshlight
    >She keeps bringing up porn (tailored to your fetishes) and asking you to just try it once
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753467
    >>753456
    What the hell are you here for if you don't want more FiM episodes?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753474
    >>753452
    >Discord action figure with real chaos action
    Fund it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753478
    >>753466
    Oh Laptop pone, you can't even feel anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.753479
    >>753465
    >pull chord on back of toy
    >it plays a quote from 80s Barbie commercial
    >pull again
    >the head falls off
    >pull a third time
    >body vomits up hundreds of brightly coloured snakes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753480
    >>753264
    >>753264
    >>753264

    I don't like Junji Ito. His work is all so... senselessly cruel.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753482
    >>753454
    >Lyra goo pony
    I would until she was unable to maintain a coherent form, her orgasming body melting and drooling all over me until my spasming cock was spurting all over my goo covered chest.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753483
    >>753467
    I DON'T KNOW, OKAY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753484
    >>753455
    >In an episode, Zecora spills that powder she was using for nightmare night.
    >She is coated in glowing green dust.
    >She glows in the dark, and is not exactly amused by it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753486
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    >>753462

    >not waifufagging Lyra
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.753488
    True story: Season 2 was officially announce a year ago tomorrow. We'll know damn soon just what the hell is going on with the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.753490
    >>753467
    I watch the show because it's fun, but it's unrealistic to assume pony is just going to keep going on. Hasbro ordered 13 episodes for season three, which is a change from what they've usually done. If that's the end of pony, then cool, that's it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.753491
    >>753478

    >not downloading a feeling program onto your Laptop Pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.753492
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    >>753454
    >>753482
    oh look a time to post this image

    leth it's not porn plz don't ban me
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753498
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    >>753488
    CANT WE JUST STOP TIME RIGHT NOW THO
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753499
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753500
    >>753498
    BUT THEN NEW HORSE EPISODE WOULD NEVER COME
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753503
    >>753490
    >End of Ponies?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753504
    >>753478
    It's true.

    Laptops have no souls.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.753506
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    >>753482
    Would you let her coat your entire body and then let her walk you around like a puppet so she could feel what it is like to be human?

    How about convincing BobBon to let her experience what it is like to be male?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.753507
    God laptop pony would be the best. She'd be like your best friend. She'd know everything about you and be totally cool about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.753508
    >>753491

    >first feeling in your new Laptop Pony is rage for all humanity
    >Laptop Pony becomes Skynet

    I like my Laptop Pony without feelings thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.753511
    >>753499

    geez, I played through that entire game in one sitting for a livestream once...

    never again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.753513
    >>753504
    It hurts their feelings when you say that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753521
    >>753504
    What if laptop ponies are originally real ponies made into laptop cyborg ponies?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753523
    >>753499

    How long did Gen 3 last, again?

    How the fuck did they make any profit off it oh god those designs are creepy as fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753524
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    >no more horse episodes
    >no more MLPG
    >no more disgusting yet hilarious horsefuckers
    >no more drawfags
    >no more ficfags
    what...else is there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753527
    >>753524

    the toys
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753528
    need more lyra >feels
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.753531
    >no more pone
    So, what did all of you guys do before pone? Was there another fandom you were this into before?

    What will you do when it's all gone?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753533
    >>753524
    legend of korra
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753534
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    >this whole thread
    >mfw using a laptop as we speak
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753535
    >>753456
    >>753459
    >HE THINKS THEY'LL MAKE A FULL SEASON? HE MUST BE AUTISMAL AS FUCK

    They're either

    A) Planning on rerunning the show

    B) Using a common television asscovering method

    Both are equally likely, and hey, if it ends, it ends.

    There might even be (awful) new pony in the future, nightmarish G5 here we come
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753536
    >>753507
    >thinking she won't be judgemental
    >thinking she won't continually discourage you from looking up porn
    >thinking she won't try to shut herself off late at night to get you to sleep at a decent time
    >thinking occasionally she just won't fucking work because she doesn't feel like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753538
    >>753524
    on the bright side maybe this board will be deleted
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753539
    >>753524
    It hurts. For a while. But then you make your choice. You either stay forever and stagnate, or you move on to the next show that catches your eye.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753541
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    >>753508
    >not installing an anti-maliciousness program onto her
    >not only installing a light version of anger&hatred.exe so that she'll never be that infuriated

    I know my shit, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.753545
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    >>753492
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.753548
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    >>753524
    >every once in a while a mlpg pops up with people streaming the old episodes, but the streams slowly die out as less and less people join them
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.753549
    >>753531
    I played a shit ton of World of Warcraft. But now the game is getting bad and is going to get worse. I'll have to find something else.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.753553
    >>753531
    I was about to rewatch Digimon series 3 with some subs I found. Then I didn't give a fuck anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.753557
    >>753531
    I...don't know.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.753558
    >>753536
    >Not changing the factory settings and parental controls to make laptop pony a total bro
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.753560
    >>753536

    Why would I ever keep a Laptop Pony like that?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.753561
    >>753524
    I hear there's human mares. They even walk around wearing clothes and shit ALL the time.
    Only problem is their coats only come in a very small range of colors.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.753562
    >>753538

    and then we can all finally go home...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.753564
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    >>753545
    >those FUCKING LIPS
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:23 No.753566
    >>753531
    I can't even remember what I did before pones. This is the first 'fandom' I've been apart of.

    Feels good though. I guess when it's over... I'll go back to doing nothing at all.
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:23 No.753568
    >>753531
    I didn't do anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.753572
    >>753566

    But we love you, NTSTS. Please stay with us until it's all over...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.753573
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    Who cares about the end? All that matters is the here and now.

    And now? Random screen cap.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.753575
    >>753531
    Waited.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.753578
    >>753561
    Disgusting.

    Why would I want to bother with those? Pony mares are best mares.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.753580
    >>753566

    >not having a hobby beforehand
    >not doing that hobby when you aren't in the general or waiting for a new episode
    >not continuing that hobby long after /mlp/ gets deleted and you look back on it all with fond memories

    Get your shit together man.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753582
    >>751270
    >http://bronysay.tumblr.com/
    >this entire tumblr

    It's like it was made specifically to rustle MLPG

    I can't feel anything anymore
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753583
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    >>753575
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753584
    >>753531
    I never cared enough about a show to get into the fandom before.

    I am seriously considering joining the peace corps after this season is over
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753585
    >>753531

    VIDEO GAMES
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753587
    >>753580
    Do video games count as a hobby?

    captcha: Steam rsover
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753588
    >>753580
    I had a hobby once it was awful.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:25 No.753592
    >>753506
    >Lyra slowly re-coagulates around you
    >Turns out it's the greatest thing that's ever happened to her
    >You let her know that it's about time to let you out. She's had her fun, and it's getting late.
    >She pleads to at least stay like this overnight
    >You agree, begrudgingly, but first thing in morning, you want out
    >It's a bit awkward with Lyra trying out different human sleeping positions, but you eventually get to sleep
    >You wake up the following morning, to find that Lyra has been awake, motionless for the last hour or so.
    >She's had some time to think about the situation, and determined that it would be in both of your best interests to stay this way.
    >She goes on for a good fifteen minutes, describing with flawed, circular logic how clear the decision should be for you.
    >You remain staunch in your decision.
    >She things for a moment, and leans you both up to look into the mirror opposite your bed
    >She wishes you saw it her way, and that she regrets having to do this.
    >She smirks, staring at the strange, anthropomorphic pony in the mirror, and informs you, very matter-of-factly, that you don't have much choice in the matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753593
    >>753528
    >you will never gently embrace Lyra before tenderly showing her the glory of serving the Hivemother
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753596
    >>753580
    But memories make me sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753599
    >>753531
    I was really heavily into programming.
    I was going to school for it.
    >living at home going to college
    >wait too long to sign up for classes
    >can't go this semester
    >Dad's going to kill me, wait to tell him
    >Get a call the next day. I have a job now.
    >Oh thank God
    >Spend all of my time in a constant cycle of sleep, pony, and work
    >No one gives a shit because of the job part

    I was more productive.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753600
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    >>753585
    >>753587
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753601
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    Your favourite girl (fictional or real) is now a pone.

    Is she best pone?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753602
    >>753531

    I was into animu before moving on to vidya in general, and then SMT

    I suppose once ponies die out I'll be back to regularly lurking the /vg/ SMTGs.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.753606
    >>753531
    prior to pone i was part of the homestuck fanbase.

    through it i discovered quests. really liked that method of storytelling. it's like a videogame without the need for an engine

    when pone ends i think i will make a quest similar to prequel and have it be great

    i already wrote up the plot, main events and ending for it.

    it's based off maplestory
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.753608
    >>753592
    And that's when I cut my way out of her Bear Grills style.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.753609
    >>753601
    But my favorite fictional or real girl is already a pone. Did you not think this through?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.753611
    >>753531
    I should work on finding something to do right now really.

    Maybe G5 will be good?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.753612
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    >>753601
    Yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.753615
    >>753608
    I mean Grylls.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753616
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    >>753606
    >Maplestory
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753621
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753622
    >>753601
    Who the fuck is my favorite girl? I've never thought about that shit.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753624
    >>753601
    Better question. You have a choice between your favorite real girl and your favorite pone. Which one do you pick?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753626
    >Laptop pony jumps up on your bed
    >She smirks and starts talking about that weird porn you where looking at earlier
    What do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.753629
    >>753531
    >Not watching everything
    >Not having a hobby

    I'm going to miss this bad - this is the first fandom I've actually gotten involved in - I mean, I hate this fandom - it's awful, and I like other shit (/co/, /a/, /tv/), I've talked about other shit, I have other stuff to do, but really, before this, I never sat around for a couple of hours to talk about one television show, I've never shipped characters for fun, obviously, I've never had a specific folder for caps of the show.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.753631
    >>753606

    >maplestory
    >several updates in a row involve just killing the same shit repeatedly for a quest
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.753634
    >>753593
    >you will never know the rapture of Twilight's everlasting love as your mutated horsecock belches thick gouts of your hyper-potent seed into one of the Hivemother's several wombs
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.753635
    >>753622
    Who needs to?

    You have pone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.753638
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    >>753608
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.753639
    >>753486

    but she's not even a-
    oh fuck it. I want more
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753642
    >>753621
    remember when this guy was funny? no? me either.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753643
    >>753531
    I was into Code Lyoko.
    I wrote a few fanfics. One smut that I deleted from the fanfic site later.
    I roleplayed OCs with people on AOL.
    I couldn't into art.

    I have all the episodes just sitting on my laptop... ever since downloading all of them I haven't watched a single one. The nostalgia is just too overwhelming to even look at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753646
    >>753621
    >322 hours over 22 days in Photoshop
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753649
    >>753626
    Tell her she's obviously lying and she's been watching it, since I don't watch porn.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753650
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    >>753624
    >mfw the person who I guess is my "favorite girl" is pretty much Applejack already
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:30 No.753653
    >MLP's run ends
    >due to dwindling traffic, moot closes several boards, starting with /mlp/
    >he tells the mods and janitors on /co/ to ban anyone who posts ponies on the spot, permanently
    >we cannot ever go home again.
    >> tiarawhy 03/22/12(Thu)04:31 No.753656
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    >>753621
    >posting veggie
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:31 No.753657
    >>753638
    Why do you even have this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:31 No.753659
    >>753649
    Freak.
    I only read smut ficiton now a days anyway. It's so much sexier than a random bimbo faking orgasms on a giant dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:31 No.753660
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    >>753624
    As in... To live with? Or to be romantically involved with? Or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:32 No.753665
    >>753642
    >>753646
    >>753656
    Hmm...it seems as if MLPG doesn't like this artist...
    Do tell.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:32 No.753666
    >>753660
    Well, the answer to that question is pretty obvious from the context, but answer based on your own preference, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:32 No.753669
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    >>753624
    Favorite pone, fuck real people.

    Living with Lyra.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:33 No.753672
    >>753665
    >He cant answer that for himself
    Ponychan pls go.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:33 No.753673
    >>753657
    I don't. I just know how to google Bear Grills, and that this isn't the first time that joke has been made on the internet
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:33 No.753674
    >>753601
    http://www.torhead.com/npc/1Tb9eX6/risha (Hur, biodrone)


    Seriously, this bitch would be hot as fuck as a pony.
    >And that voice actor.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:33 No.753676
    >>753616
    don't act like you haven't played it before

    oh god i spent like 6 years of my life on this shitty game

    >>753631
    hey .gifs exist for that sole purpose.

    you can loop shit

    and i'm taking the prequel approach. that is: player character is actually a npc rather than the hero in a game. i have a bad feeling i might get called out for that though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:34 No.753680
    >>753653
    >Implying Moot cares about 4chan
    >Implying it won't take him another decade to delete this board
    >This will be the only board only dead threads
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:34 No.753686
    >>753672
    Hey, I've never heard of him. Did he do something that offended you?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.753692
    >>753680
    I'm going to be honest.

    I'll go through all the dead threads and the hyper index, just to remember the good times.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.753693
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    >>753666
    Well, I don't want to be romantically involved with Sweetie Belle, but I would like to be romantically involved with my favourite girl.

    However, I'd rather live with Sweetie Belle non-sexually than with my favourite girl.

    So it depends on if it's romantic or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.753696
    >>753669
    >you will never listen to Lyra practice, watching her close her eyes in concentration as her horn glows, the strings of her floating instrument seemingly plucking themselves
    >you will never tell her how beautiful it was before giving her a kiss and asking her to play it again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.753701
    >>753624
    Real girl.

    I majorly fucked up back then, and let her slip through my fingers. I'd choose her over a pone any day, and that's saying something.
    >> tiarawhy 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.753703
    >>753665
    >>753686
    off to ponychan with you.
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753704
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753705
    >>753701
    What the fuck is wrong with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753706
    >>753704
    WHAT'S SO MIGHTY
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753708
    >>753693
    >Scootaloo is pissed that Sweetie learned to fly before she did.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753709
    >>753703
    Why?
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.753711
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    >>753704
    Juxtaposed cloacas
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.753713
    >>753686
    He's just not funny,
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.753714
    >>753701
    are you me?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.753718
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    >>753701
    I know that feel all too well.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.753719
    >>753705
    I don't know. Self confidence issues?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.753722
    >>753711
    rainbow dash suggests arts and crafts.png
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.753726
    >>753608
    >As you begin struggling against her you feel a pressure against your ears followed by a very sharp pain
    >The horror you feel when you realize what she is trying to do is interrupted by the worst brainfreeze you have ever had as a bit of her gooey form covers your brain before settling around it like shrinkwrap
    >To show you that she has no hard feelings she starts firing off your pleasure centers while completing her hijack of your brain
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.753727
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    >>753714
    >>753701
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.753729
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    >>753708
    >Snails does not approve of the CMC's bullshit.gif
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.753731
    >>753665
    Jokes that aren't funny or just aren't there, comics that don't make sense, uninspired, boring art. Can you really not see that yourself?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.753733
    >>753626
    I guess I ask her why she's bringing it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:39 No.753739
    holy shit this is funny
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:39 No.753741
    >>753531
    I was on /co/ watching cartoons.
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:39 No.753743
    >>753701
    Everyone can say they know that feel, but the reality is that people are who they are, and likely no amount of hindsight could help us undo mistakes we're predisposed to make by nature of our personalities. The best thing is just to face forward and embrace the possibilities of existence in the knowledge that nostalgia is a clouded haze of imagined perfection, and that some day we'll find something to wash away those memories with even better ones.

    Or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.753748
    >>753726
    What is this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.753750
    >>753731
    >>753713
    Got it. Thanks for the explanation.
    >> Jailbait 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.753752
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    okay no more
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.753755
    >>753726
    Have you been reading Animorphs?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.753756
    >Lyra will never stroke your mane, scratching gently behind your ears with her dextrous and slender human fingers
    >she will never pat your neck tenderly before she gives you a sugarcube held between her teeth with a coy grin
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:41 No.753759
    >>753752
    I giggled like an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:41 No.753766
    >>753756
    >humanized Lyra
    >ponified anon

    No sir I don't like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:42 No.753772
    >>753766
    But think of all the ponycock!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:42 No.753779
    >>753766

    You just want to be a slutty mare. Admit it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:43 No.753781
    >>753756
    I am confuse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:43 No.753784
    >>753743
    Well sure, and I've long since accepted that things are the way they are, but if someone's giving me a choice as fantastic as Pinkie Pie or Her, I might as well succumb to flights of fancy.

    Would you have waxed poetic had I chosen the other, equally impossible option?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:43 No.753785
    >>753752
    >He thinks 250 is GOIN FAST
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:44 No.753792
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    >>753779
    I want my Lyra pone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:44 No.753794
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    Daily dose of HNNNNNGH.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:44 No.753795
    >>753752
    DO MORE
    >> NTSTS !Taxif57b8c 03/22/12(Thu)04:45 No.753802
    >>753784
    I think I was mostly trying to convince myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:45 No.753806
    >>753756
    >you will never feel Lyra rub your side as she kneels down beside you
    >you will never feel her hands slide downwards to your belly before they slide back towards your heavy ponysheath
    >you will never feel her rub and fondle it as she coos in your ear to let her see just how big you are
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:45 No.753808
    >>753802
    Oh.

    Sorry to have brought it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:46 No.753811
    >>753794
    Sweetie is a shitty character.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:46 No.753812
    >>753593
    >You will never lock Lyra in a kiss as your remade tongue wraps around her's before traveling down her throat and into her stomach where is begins spurting wave after wave of mutagenic magical chemicals
    >You will never feel her body write and change underneath you as it becomes better suited to what Twilight will require of it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:47 No.753819
    >>753811
    why would you say that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:47 No.753821
    >>753811
    I agree
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:47 No.753822
    >Laptop pony will never laugh at you for using Chrome
    >Laptop pony will never suggest sites she spent hours digging up, looking for ones she knew you'd love
    >Laptop pony will never giggle in delight when you bookmark one of those sites
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:47 No.753825
    >>753812
    >Lyra becomes a grasping hand for the hive-mother
    >livingthedream.png
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.753831
    >>753820
    Who are you and why are you posting this here?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.753832
    >>753820
    >SB
    >Unknown
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.753835
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    >furries
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.753836
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    Would you babysit the CMC non-sexually?

    What if Rarity rewarded you __sexually for it afterwards?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.753837
    >>753822
    >using chrome
    >not deleting all of that info
    >bookmarking
    I lol'd three times
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.753843
    >>753748
    It is Lyra taking over your mind. It keep you from struggling and hurting yourself and also let's her literally feel what it is like to be human.

    >>753755
    When I was a kid, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.753845
    >>753820
    >Ross doesn't even register on the list
    I like it.
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.753852
    >>753820
    >SB
    >Lowkey
    >unknown
    who the fuck is turbo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.753853
    >>753836

    Of course!

    The reward would just be icing on the cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.753855
    >>753820
    >no Weaver

    Man that dude just absolutely commands these threads sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753862
    >>753845
    It's Skype shit. It's also old as fuck. Who the hell's posting it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753863
    >>753820
    Who's Turbo?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753864
    >>753855
    >>753852
    >>753845
    It's from the artist circlejerk chat, not the MLPG threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753866
    he ded
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753870
    >>751060
    A little late to the party, but I thought I'd add my two cents.

    Third person is a statement of intent as far as characterisation goes. You might have an audience surrogate character, but they're still entirely their own person (See: Spike, in a lot of ways, during episodes that don't focus on him) with their own motivations and personality.

    First person, again, has a similar intent - "I" is singular, there's one character there, and while there's a lot more potential for overlap with a pure audience insert, characterising "I" still feels okay.

    2nd person, though, is the exception to that rule. "You" is a plural, it's the person reading it, and it basically has to be an audience insert. They can have characterisation, but the moment "you" do something that you don't like, then that's immersion breaking and jarring because they story's been trying to get your minds eye to imagine you in the story, rather than watching it from afar like with 1st and 3rd person.

    2nd person works well for waifufiction because a lot of the time, that's exactly what people are looking for - pure wish fulfilment bullshit. However, 1st and 3rd person can work great too, and give more potential for characterisation for the protagonist - though I'd wonder if they need a seperate cateogry once they go there, because that's somebody else's wish to fulfil. Still fun to read, but not the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753871
    >>753852
    The fucker who made this chart.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.753873
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    >>753853
    Don't you mean icing on/in the marshmallow?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:51 No.753881
    >>753871
    I thought Smitty made it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:51 No.753884
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    >>753873
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:51 No.753885
    >>753864
    Oh.

    Well I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.753886
    >>753624
    My favourite pone, how is this even a question.

    I can either get my favourite girl by myself, in which case I've wasted a wish, or I can't, in which case the wish will have to do something to her and change her as a person.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.753889
    >>753881
    He did
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.753891
    >>753820
    go to bed ross
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.753892
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    >>753873

    Aw, c'mere, you!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.753893
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    >>753835
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:53 No.753895
    >you will never be spiderman
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:53 No.753898
    >>753836
    I could put up with those annoying little shits for a few hours. The reward would be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:54 No.753908
    >>753892
    >you will never rub a pastel pony's head
    >you will never scratch a pastel pony behind the ear
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:54 No.753910
    This horse...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753915
    >think of the last movie you watched
    >you watched it with the Cutie Mark Crusaders
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753917
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753919
    >>753836
    As long as they don't come over to my place. They'd wreck all my stuff.

    Also Rarity would have to be into it, or at least be convincingly fake.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753920
    >>753908
    >You will never boop pastel pony on the nose
    >You will never squish pastel pony's marshmallow body
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753922
    >>753908
    If that pastel pony is Sweetie, then I don't mind
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753924
    >>753836
    Fuck no, I'm gay and I hate kids.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753927
    >>753917
    >Reposting it after it was deleted
    AHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)04:55 No.753931
    >>753917
    Ross is 2low4lists
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.753932
    >>753908
    >>753920
    >and you will most certainly never embrace a pastel pony in a warm hug

    And with that, I'm going to bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.753934
    >>753917
    I keep doing one of these in my head for my own life. I'm somewhere in the middle, I think... which is kind of a sucky feel.

    If anyone wants to do one for the general, that'd be cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.753937
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    >>753915
    >21 Jump Street
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.753940
    >>753917
    In what circle does Rose have any sort of power?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.753941
    >>753920
    >you will never tackle Pinkie Pie, roll her onto her back and blow raspberries into her tummy
    >she will never squeal and laugh as her legs wiggle about
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753944
    >>753934
    >If anyone wants to do one for the general, that'd be cool.

    >2012
    >Endorsing circle jerking
    /b/ pls go.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753946
    >>753932
    Do the pillow thing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753947
    >>753934
    >If anyone wants to do one for the general, that'd be cool.

    Any kind of list for MLPG is a bad idea and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753952
    >>753934
    >I'm somewhere in the middle, I think
    >which is kind of a sucky feel.
    Try being at the very bottom, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753954
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    Pony should pony zebras
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753956
    >>753940
    tumblr
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753960
    >>753917
    We didn't need that reposted.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:57 No.753961
    >>753946
    What's that?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753964
    >>753947
    >>753944
    Don't pretend for a second you fuckers don't like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753966
    >>753946
    My pillow is Lyra. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753967
    >>753952
    Try not even being on the list because you don't want to take a name.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753971
    >>753806

    >you will never slide out of your sheath, letting Lyra marvel at the length and thickness of it, idly playing with it and giggling at the shape of it, how it flops heavily arounduntil it stands at attention...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753972
    >>753917
    who is rai and tur6o
    why is CL so high?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753976
    >>753961
    Fold a pillow in half. Hug it. Pretend it's a pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753977
    >>753961
    >fold pillow in half lengthwise
    >hug pillow
    >use imagination
    >sleep with pone
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.753981
    >>753956
    Then why isn't Crookedgunnersvveennn on that list.

    He practically invented ponies on tumblr.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753982
    >>753941
    >you will never pin her to the ground as you stroke and smell her mane, remarking on how much it smells like cotton candy
    >she will never wrap her tail around your body and pull herself up to you to hug you and refuse to let go for the rest of the day
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753984
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    >>753934
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753986
    >>753964
    /b/ pls go.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753987
    >>753976
    But I've never done anything like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753990
    >>753766
    >>753781
    >You will never walk in on Lyra wearing things on her hands and feet that make them look like hooves and with a buttplug that has a pony tail coming out the end of it shoved up her rear
    >She will never see you and whinny
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753991
    >>753931
    This was made before Ross tried unsuccessfully to get in bed with them.

    I wonder what a newer version would look like now that Tess, Donk_ko, Zajice, and Stripey all hang in there sometime.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753995
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    >>753960
    Don't you want to be up to date on the latest tumblr power rankings?
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753996
    >>753981
    Because he doesn't stream much
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.753998
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    this is a test. which ass do you find more attractive?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754003
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    >>753966
    that is a good pillow
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754004
    >>753998
    You cant even see the girl's as.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754005
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    >>753966
    how soft is her ass
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754006
    >>753982
    >Pinkie, I have to go to work, let go
    >Nuh uh!

    >Your coworkers ask why your shirt is giggling
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754013
    >>753984
    B-But I'm not a horsefucker!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.754014
    >>753976
    >>753977
    I would never do anything this pathetic
    oh Twilight, maybe once my dreams will take the hint
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:01 No.754018
    >>753998
    I can't make a decision since I don't know their personalities.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:01 No.754020
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    >>753956
    i dont visit tumblr. tell me the stories of rose. what goes on there?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:01 No.754022
    >>753971
    >you will never be hung like a pony
    >which is to say have no genitalia at all because cocks are fanon
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:01 No.754024
    >>753976
    >>753977
    I have never hugged my pillow in my life.

    What do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.754027
    >>754022
    >standard mammalian reproduction.png
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.754030
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    >>753998
    Horse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.754032
    >>754024
    Just do it.

    Who the fuck's going to know. Us? You're anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.754036
    >>753908
    >You will never plant ideas and commands in a pastel pony's head by whispering them to her while scratching behind her ears
    >She will never be sure why she loves you so much and loves to do what you say, but she doesn't care because she is happy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:03 No.754043
    >>754032
    I'd...rather not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:03 No.754045
    >>754027
    Until we see genitalia in the show, ponies have none.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:04 No.754053
    >>754043
    Stop lying to yourself. If you really didn't have an inkling, you would already be asleep instead of responding.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:04 No.754058
    >>753971
    >you will never feel her dainty hands gently cup your heavy ponynuts, your erect shaft slapping reflexively against your belly
    >you will never feel her fondle your sac with one hand, the other sliding up and down your thick cock as she leans over and whispers in your ear "does my little pony want to go for a ride?"
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)05:04 No.754061
    >>754020
    A lot of people like her stuff and she got recognized for it and then had a freakout because she felt the attention was undeserved and then got over that and drew some more.

    In other words I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754064
    >>754024
    Get a dog

    hug dog

    pretend it's twilight
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754065
    >>754036
    >that feel when you'll never slowly shape her into your perfect woman, just slowly enough for her friends to not notice how different she's becoming until it's too late, and she's already yours
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754067
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    >>754043
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754069
    >>754061
    And now she hats us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754071
    >>753971
    >You will never feel her hot breath on your shaft before she takes the tip into her small human mouth
    >You will never feel her take you as far as she can while her hands pump up and down your length and her tongue probes the tip of your urethra
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.754072
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    who is john galt?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.754073
    >>754064
    >hug dog
    >pretend it's Twilight
    >dog farts
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.754074
    >>754053
    Well, I have a record of eight years without hugging or being hugged.

    It's turned into a record I'd like to hold now. GOODNIGHT ANONYMOUS, THANKS FOR TRYING.
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.754075
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    >>753917

    I won't lie - sometimes I wonder what the other artists think of me, and when I'll get an invite to join whatever secret club-house-y chats and stuff they might have.

    Also where I would stand on that chart.

    Anyway, here's the rough as it stands so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.754078
    >>754072
    John Galt is a fictional character in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:07 No.754083
    >>754061
    Isn't that exactly what happened to Madmax?

    Damn, women are all the same.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:07 No.754084
    >>754074
    >Implying a pillow counts against that record.

    Oh well I tried. Maybe next time?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:07 No.754085
    >>753998
    You've given us the bad side of the human and the good side of the horse.

    I've spent the last hour typing various erotic things about Lyra and this post disgusts me for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:07 No.754087
    >>754058
    >you will never whinny in excitement as you mount her, awkwardly resting your body against hers as you try and align your marshmallow horsecock
    >you will never fill her up with your sticky candy semen, later being rewarded with a hug and being told you're a good little pony
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754093
    >>754075
    That moon is kind of creeping me out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754097
    >>754085
    >the last hour typing various erotic things about Lyra
    >the last hour typing various erotic
    >the last hour
    Shit. I always lose so much time to MLPG.

    I can never leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754098
    >>754058
    whiney
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754099
    >>754085
    I laughed.

    It's because Lyra is perfect.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754100
    >>754087
    These are making me feel weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:08 No.754102
    >>753917
    I honestly prefer to be at the bottom, to be perfectly honest with you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:09 No.754104
    >>754058
    >your heavy ponynuts

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amg8v5QoXqk
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754113
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    >>754064
    i am way ahead of you, pal.
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754114
    >>754083
    Nah, Madmax is just a crybaby.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754115
    >>754058
    >>754087
    Fuuuuuuck I just got done fapping too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754116
    >tfw you've been staying up a little later every night because you really like the people that hang out in the night threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754117
    >>754073
    >start pretending it's Futashy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.754124
    >>754087
    >you will never be human Lyra's good little pony
    >she will never feed you fresh hay and brush your mane before draining your balls of their candy pony semen
    >you will never fall asleep in her embrace, nosing between her breasts as she hug you close to her body
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:11 No.754126
    >>754115
    And you call yourself a Steed of Slannesh.

    Eye of the tiger, man. Come on!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:11 No.754129
    >>754116
    It fucking sucks.

    I'm losing sleep. I have a damn doctors appointment in five hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:11 No.754132
    >>754116
    >not waking up at 3:00am for optimal night time browsing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:12 No.754139
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQfVrXFYEIQ
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:12 No.754141
    >>754132
    my nig
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:12 No.754143
    >>754124
    Guys... I wanna be human Lyra's little pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:12 No.754145
    where does madmax hang out now? tumblr? what is link.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754149
    >>754124
    >you will never proudly carry her around town as her trustworthy steed, snorting and going faster each time she hits you with her riding crop, slowly getting more and more aroused
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754150
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    >>754114
    And Rose isn't a big crybaby?

    >oh boo-hoo people on the general are talking about me, better have a panic attack and cry for pity and attention on my tumblr
    >> LK 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754154
    >>753917
    >that feel when low power
    I think I'm happy where I'm at, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754155
    >>754065
    >You and Applejack are relaxing in the barn after a long day of harvesting apples
    >you are making good use of your hands and massaging her to work the stress, and hopefully a bottle of good cider, out of her
    >You work your way up her neck until your thumbs are making short circles behind her ears
    >Her body goes completely slack and a bit of drool begins to drip from her mouth

    Is anyone up for another one of these or should I just go to sleep?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754159
    >>754093

    That was the intent. The composition I was going to use at first had it staring directly at you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:13 No.754160
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    >>754124
    I'VE GOT A BUS TO CATCH

    GODDAMN
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:14 No.754162
    >>754154
    For what it's worth, I'd stab a dude for ya
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:14 No.754168
    >>754145

    mostly fimchan and stuff

    she doesn't hang out as much anymore though, she doesn't have the time since you know, irl tough times, etc.

    we talk and stuff sometimes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:14 No.754169
    >>754155
    >to work the stress, and hopefully a bottle of good cider
    For a moment, I thought this was going to be watersports.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:15 No.754172
    >>754160
    mfw he's gonna get a boner in public over ponies fucking again
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:15 No.754173
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    >>754154
    Applebeans isn't even on that list so I wouldn't take it seriously
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:15 No.754179
    >>754155
    I'm always up for some good old mindbending
    >> LK 03/22/12(Thu)05:16 No.754181
    >>754173
    I'm thinking it's in reference to a skype call. Pretty sure everyone on that list is in it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:16 No.754184
    >>754150
    >People talk about Rose in the general
    >Rose tells them to stop talking about her
    I dont see how that constitutes an attention seeking panic attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:16 No.754186
    >>754154
    I don't even know anything about you other then your peculiar inflation fetish and Scratch boner. I can't really hate you or adore you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:17 No.754189
    >>754169
    >watersports

    Fuck no. I stay away from shit and piss but would write most anything else you suggested.

    >>754179
    Then tell me how you want to bend her mind. How can I cater to what you guys want if I don't know exactly what you guys want?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:17 No.754193
    >>754149
    >she will never pull you into an alley every so often when she knows it's getting to be more than the both of you can bear
    >she will never hop off of you and quickly pop the head of your shaft into her mouth, suckling and stroking your length firmly until you cum
    >she will never audibly gulp down blast after blast of your piping hot candy pony semen until you're spent for the moment
    >she will never gulp one last time before licking her lips, patting you on the neck and telling you what a good pony you are
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:17 No.754196
    >>754172
    >be in particularly boring lecture
    >start imagining Twilight's reactions to it
    >headsparkle has been becoming slowly more depraved
    >she jumps off of the seat next to me and wriggles into my leg space
    >I hiss at her to stop
    >she nuzzles my crotch
    >snap my legs shut around her
    >she vanishes
    >now have several people looking at me as I blush with a raging boner
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:18 No.754202
    >>754124
    This is making me uncomfortable.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:18 No.754205
    >>754189
    Something nice, not too bent, just enough that she's unwittingly in your power and just wants to make you happy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:20 No.754219
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    >>754181
    If that's the case, why is it even posted here, who gives a shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:20 No.754221
    >>754193
    >you will never let yourself hang out of your sheath while Lyra has company over
    >You will never do you best to get Lyra how and bothered while making sure that you are all packed away by the time her guests turn to see what she is staring at
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:21 No.754226
    >>754193
    >she will never hook your bridle onto a fence, trapping you within a 2 foot radius while she goes off to do other things
    >she will never return a few hours later to find you frustrated and trying to pony masturbate
    >she will never grin and start to tease you, letting you suck on her fingers and beg her for release
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:21 No.754233
    >>754205
    Alright. That's a bit general but I''l see what I can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:22 No.754244
    >>754168
    also she hats us
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:22 No.754245
    N-night threads sure are great you guys. Yep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:24 No.754253
    >>754245
    fart
    >> LK 03/22/12(Thu)05:24 No.754254
    >>754219
    No damn clue, been trying to figure that out. Maybe someone got ahold of it and just posted it here. First time I've seen it, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:24 No.754257
    >>754245
    The day threads are shit, but the night threads are shit made of gold!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:24 No.754259
    >>754193

    >she will never make up for that week she was too busy to "tend to" you by stripping down, then using her whole body to coax every bit of pent-up need out, all over her naked, flawless form, until she's thickly caked in your hot, candy-flavored pony semen
    >she will never spend an hour rubbing it into her skin and cooing contently
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:26 No.754268
    >>754221
    >she will never come home after a long day at work to see you finishing your surprise for her
    >she will never watch as you stand over the last of a dozen large buckets, your ponyshaft slapping against your belly a final time before you erupt, noisily splattering pint after pint of your candy pony semen into the bucket
    >you will never look up to see her staring at your gift, her hand shoved roughly down her pants, her mouth open and panting, her eyes filled with lust and thirst
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:27 No.754274
    Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:27 No.754277
    >>754268
    >you will never discover just how powerful an aphrodisiac cartoon horse semen is to humans and most human fluids to ponies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:27 No.754279
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    >>754253
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:28 No.754284
    >>754279
    tara pls go
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:28 No.754285
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    >>754274
    you mean Flutterfart
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:29 No.754288
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    u suk dafty
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:31 No.754299
    >>754205
    >>754233
    >You begin whispering into her ear; telling her how happy she feels whenever she makes you feel happy
    >After a few minutes of this to make sure it is ingrained in her mind you start training her to obey you when you speak
    >Telling her to pick up an apple off the floor of the barn you press her head down with one hand while scratching at her wear with the other
    >You tell her to eat it and she does
    >You continue this until your are sure she will obey you without thinking or even realizing you are giving her commands
    >Once you stop scratching she starts to comment on what a good massage you gave before promptly turning tale and leaving when you mention how good some cider would taste right now
    >She returns a few minutes later with a bottle and two glasses, informing you that your massaged has earned you a bottle of cider Granny Smith herself made when she was a filly

    Where to go from here?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:32 No.754301
    >>754254

    whoever made it is just a big fan of stupid drawfriend drama anyway. like anyone gives darn about their status here anyway.

    I just want to draw for MLPG and a few friends and whatnot, make some nice things, that's it. Heck, I'm glad I don't have this huge following or whatever, I already have to deal with my youtube channel as it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:34 No.754314
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    we ded
    >> ALPLBLEWM 03/22/12(Thu)05:34 No.754315
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    >>753917
    That feel when not even on the list
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:34 No.754318
    >>754315
    Shut up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:35 No.754320
    >>754277
    >You will never spike the punch with your own special drug when she invites a half-dozen of her old college girlfriends over for a party
    >You will never spend the rest of the night filling the wombs of your own little harem with your sticky pony seed
    >They will never wake up the next day with absolutely no memory of what happened
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:35 No.754321
    >>754315
    good
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:35 No.754326
    >>754299
    Where else?
    Lets try her out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:35 No.754327
    >>754315

    ALPLBLEWM, you should be happy you aren't on that list.

    Hey, are you taking requests?
    >> ALPLBLEWM 03/22/12(Thu)05:36 No.754332
    >>754327
    I can take one for tomorrow if you'd like.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:37 No.754335
    >>754326
    You mean sexually?

    Should we get tipsy first or find some fun way to use the cider she gave us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:37 No.754337
    >>754332
    But it is tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:37 No.754338
    >>754259
    >you will never wake up to the a warm, wet sensation on your balls
    >you will never look down to see human Lyra licking all over your heavy ponynuts, making sure to rub her tongue all over every inch of your musky sack
    >you will never tremble and moan as she notices you're awake and begins squeezing and pumping the base of your bloated pony cock
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:37 No.754340
    >>754315
    For the tenth time, it's a list of faggots on a Skype call.

    Of course Person X isn't going to be on the fucking list if they're not even in that group.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:38 No.754341
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    what is the worst fapfics you ever fapped to? mine are:

    fluttershy diaper shitting diaper in public and
    futa lyra x sweetiebelle.

    i guess i did technically fap to the sweetiebelle being raped by chief thunderhoofs fic but i didnt really like it. i was kinda in mid fap when i started reading it and i could have pretty much fapped to anything at that point
    >> ALPLBLEWM 03/22/12(Thu)05:38 No.754344
    >>754337
    Oh god it is....

    Uh well, one for later then?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:38 No.754346
    >>754320
    >the semen will never be slowly absorbed by their body as they grow used to it, coming to believe the thoughts and feelings running through their head are their own
    >they will never present before you as you enter the room, begging for your shaft while Lyra shakes her head and says she can't believe you did that
    >she will never join in, her tolerance to your seed not strong enough she can resist the thought of being filled
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:38 No.754347
    Why do I image marshmallow stallions to have soft cocks? Like, an erect, yet soft cock makes no sense, but the image appeals to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:39 No.754350
    >>754340
    but who made it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:39 No.754351
    >>754341
    >"HEY GUYS LOOK HOW HARDCORE I AM. COME ON LOOK. GUYS LOOK. PLEASE"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:39 No.754352
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    >>754341
    >fluttershy diaper shitting diaper in public
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:39 No.754353
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    >>754332

    Just an AJ picture please, make it extra cute if possible!

    also, here's the part where I give you a good challenge: draw her in a unique pose, no screencap copying
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:40 No.754357
    >>754341
    Probably that mind control one where Trixie mindraped Rainbow Dash. The grammar was awful, the story was trite, and the writing wasn't very good, but... man, you start hitting on my fetishes and I have pretty low standards.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:41 No.754361
    >>754350
    SmittyG
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:41 No.754364
    >>754335
    It would be a shame to let such well aged cider go to waste, but you're writing this.
    If you want people to contribute you need to make some more obvious choices.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:41 No.754366
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    >even his humans have that same face

    Crookedtreesface is now joining the prestigious ranks of Dreamworksface and Buckleyface.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:41 No.754369
    >>754346
    >You will never sneak small amounts of your seed into the lunch you pack for her every morning
    >You will never amuse yourself with your harem while waiting for your one true love to get home from work
    >She will never get home dripping wet thanks to the special sauce you used to make her sandwich
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:41 No.754370
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    >>754341
    >futa lyra x sweetiebelle
    I think I'm going to need this one.

    For uh. Science purposes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:42 No.754373
    >>754357
    >start hitting on my fetishes and I have pretty low standards.
    That feel
    That writing.com thing is so terrible, but damn does it cover pretty much ever fetish.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:42 No.754374
    What kind of scientist uses magic?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:43 No.754375
    >>754374
    Christian science.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:43 No.754376
    >>754366
    >B^U
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:43 No.754377
    >>754364
    I was hoping people would know what they wanted, but I'll try and make a few obvious choices for potential players.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:43 No.754379
    >>754341
    I have fapped to Plotospex's parody stories, mostly the second one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:43 No.754380
    >>754369
    >she will never burst into the room furious with you for doing that, walking over ready to slap you
    >she will never smell your scent as she gets closer, instantly sending her into the human approximation of heat as she drops to her knees and begs you to let her service you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.754384
    new throd?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.754386
    >>754373
    Nowhere near enough depth, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.754389
    >>754384
    not yet
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754390
    delete every person in this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754391
    >>754346
    >their slick wetness will never absorb into your length as you fill them night after night
    >your shaft will never bloat larger and your balls will never swell to obscene proportions as their fluids change you as your changed them
    >you will never bloat them ever larger every night, thick candy pony semen spraying out around your cock and splattering all over the awaiting faces of the girls you're not currently filling
    >you will never wake up in the morning, Lyra lying beside you moaning and clutching her swollen belly and the entire bed caked in a thick layer of your cum, a wet dream causing you to sleep-bloat Lyra and spray the vast majority of your sperm all over yourself once she could no longer take any more
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754392
    >>754384
    No moron. We're not at the image limit yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754398
    >>754373
    >That feel when you dig your way through the farting and shitting to find the stuff that get's you going.
    >That feel when transformation, non-violent mindbreak, goo ponies, soft vore, and unbirth are barely represented
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754399
    >>754384
    You new or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754401
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.754402
    >>754390
    You can't delete me! I'm more than just numbers and data!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.754403
    >>754386
    Unless you like farts, no.
    Its a shame, all the good paths end before much fun stuff happens.
    >> ALPLBLEWM 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.754405
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    >>754353
    Okay!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:47 No.754410
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:47 No.754412
    >>754403
    A shame. Probably because anybody who can actually write doesn't contribute to that kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.754415
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    new throd!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.754422
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    >Eating yoghurt with forest berry mix
    >Imagine this is what Twilight's pony semen is like
    yes this is my favourite breakfast now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.754424
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    >>754315

    1.goggles
    2.hoppip
    3.tiarawhy
    4.alplblewm
    5.rose
    6.jessy
    7.chistery

    this is the list of mlp fanartists i would bang
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.754425
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >>754406
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.754427
    >>754415
    >Spamming images just because you want a new thread sooner
    That is some top shelf faggotry.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:49 No.754434
    >>754424
    >Chistery
    >Fanartist
    What?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:49 No.754438
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754440
    >>754412
    I can give it a shot in the new throd. Who? And also I've only ever greentexted twice before so you're taking your chances.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754441
    >>754425
    >10 images too early
    What the actual fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754443
    >>754398
    >you will never wake up to coke pony deepthroating your new glassy horsecock
    >you will never try to moan but instead feel yourself fizz with pleasure as your cock bathes in the soda filling her body
    >the gulping sensation at your base will never drive you over the edge, your balls foaming up and erupting your cool, refreshing soda into her body, the swirls of your cokes mixing visible inside her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754447
    >>754425
    >Derpy image
    >10 images before the limit

    No fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754448
    >>754380
    >You will never bend her over the couch and mount her like she was a mare
    >Her ponycum addicted friends will never services your sack and anus with their mouths and tongues before you fill your horny human with as much candy pony cum as she can hold
    >That feel when her friends will never lick up all the jizz that spills out of her while you watch
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.754450
    >>754422
    >that feel when you'll never have a delicious breakfast of Twilight's pony milk followed by her thick pony semen, milking her dry twice before you're both satisfied
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:51 No.754456
    >>754425
    What are you new or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:51 No.754462
    >>754447

    wait, we hate derpy now? I was gone for two days, what happened?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:52 No.754472
    Would you guys be averse to me putting "MLPG" in a youtube title? Unwanted attention and all that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:53 No.754478
    >>754443
    I don't think coke pony is in there at all. I was talking about when you transform into a seapony, unbirth Nurse Redheart, and then lay her as a seapony egg,
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:54 No.754488
    >>754478
    I saw transformation and took a chance that you were the anon I greentexted with about turning into coke pone.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:55 No.754505
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    should i give up
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:56 No.754508
    >>754505
    Is that supposed to be a cheese pony?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:57 No.754519
    >people moving to the new general before the old one is finished
    Today is a sad day indeed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:58 No.754528
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    >>754519
    THIS CAN BE OUR SECRET HIDEOUT
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:58 No.754532
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    >>754519
    >complaining
    >not posting 8 pictures and killing this horse
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:59 No.754534
    i'm cool
    >> Old Horse 03/22/12(Thu)05:59 No.754539
    Hey guys. Maybe you should hang around a bit. You dont have to go.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:00 No.754544
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    >>754534
    BUT ARE YOU AWESOME AND RADICAL TOO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:01 No.754556
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    >>754508
    i'll take that as a yes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:01 No.754559
    >>754532
    >Not keeping to tradition
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:01 No.754562
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    >>754539
    I'm posting pictures of miniature pastel marshmallow equines and you can't stop me old horse
    >> Old Horse 03/22/12(Thu)06:02 No.754569
    >>754562
    But that kills the Old Horse. You dont want me to die, do you?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:03 No.754574
    >>754544
    i'm so radical that i go fast on radical highway also i am awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:03 No.754585
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    >>754569
    ssh

    only dreams now
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:03 No.754586
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    >>754569
    go way ol hers
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:06 No.754603
    >>754488
    I probably was. I think I was the first guy t mention glass, soda-filled testicles.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:07 No.754617
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:08 No.754621
    COME BACK OLD HORSE!
    WE NEED YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:09 No.754632
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:10 No.754639
    >New horse soon, Anon
    >When?
    >Now


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