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Niggers tongue my pineapple anus

>>7422671
FUCKING FINALLY SWEETIE!

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No pony

No bities

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>>7422671
good job Sweetie Belle

you get a gold star

Are you ready for a canon, in-show pone toot this Saturday?
The internet is going to explode

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>Sweetie Thread
AWW YEAH

>>7422671
ONEE-CHAN

>>7422671
Congrats Sweetie Belle! You will get your cutie mark in the mail within 5 business days.

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>>7422015
Request from previous thread

This one sounded cute!

what do you even do in a sweetie thread

>>7422720
I can't wait to save this picture and look at it later and maybe repost it after it's finished.

Looks great

>>7422720
Almost there nigga.

What if pony blemmyae

>>7422732
Brae draw Sugar.

>>7422736
Watch and learn sister!

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Why is Sweetie Belle so perfect?

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Link to flash?

>>7422671

Way to go, Sweetie Belle!

Did you get your thread-making cutie mark?

>>7422732
Okay that's adorable.

>>7422732
>implying I would help her untangle herself were she stuck in that position

>>7422723
Sweetie Belle will never call you "big bro"

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>>7422015
>>7422732

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>>7422767
>>7422724
>I hope so!

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>>7422765
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE

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Is it time?

>>7422762
because she's a robot?

Who wants to gamble that the episode will leak tomorrow night?

The loser has to draw a pony, honor system obviously.

I'm wagering there won't be a leak.

>>7422860
And by tomorrow I mean Friday obviously.

>>7422765
check the filename

>>7422860
You can't propose a bet for something and then bet against it

>>7422860
It will be delayed.

>>7422877
I was acutally trying to take the underdog bet seeing as we've had a substantial amount of leaks.

which pony would get the most useless degree at college

>>7422892
Fluttershy.

>>7422892
Fluttershy

>>7422892
Fluttershy

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>>7422892
Yellowautism, degree in being useless.

>>7422892
Fluttershy

>>7422892
Rarity
But it wouldn't matter, because she's just going to run her own business anyway.
She's only there to experience the lifestyle

>>7422892
fluttershy

>>7422911
>people said ross ponies are good
>this abomination

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>>7422898
>>7422903
>>7422909
>>7422911
>>7422913

veterinarian

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>>7422898
>>7422903
>>7422909
>>7422911
>>7422913

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>>7422898
>>7422903
>>7422909
>>7422911
>>7422913

>>7422924
If you ask me to buy your fucking butter one more time

>>7422892
Faghorse, david beckham studies.

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>>7422898
>>7422903
>>7422909
>>7422911
>>7422913

>>7422892
>Dash

She could not find a field for weather management.

Who wanted to study meteors, anyways, boring Twilight that's who.

>>7422938
Hahahaha what

>Discords line calls out MLPG.
Holy fucking shit.

>>7422970
what?

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poor fluttershy

>>7422970
what are you even talking about

>>7422970
anon, quit spreading dumb rumors

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What is your favorite pony's secret hobby?

>>7422970

You better have proof.

>>7422970
I know. I don't even feel anything about it. I don't know what to think or how to feel. It's like a slap in the face and a shake of the hand at the same time. I'm torn.

>>7422970
Pffffftttt...the only website the show would give a call out will be EqD.

It's happening again
>>>/co/45137755

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNsW4Sza4bs

I laughed a few times, don't judge

>>7423000
It's not even a real thing yet. Wait for the episode to air, the 'line' probably doesn't happen.

>>7423008
>being this slow

>>7422995
Dances to pop music in his room when he assumed nobody is around to watch

>>7423027

fanfiction caramel please

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>>7423003
Pretty much.

>>7423027

Rumble pls.

so what would yellowquiet major in then

>>7423016
I would laugh my ass off if the line was real.
I want to see the streams explode.

>>7422860
I'll gamble that it will be up by 3 pm cst tomorrow.

>>7423045

Animal Psychology

>Celestia decides that Twilight is ready for her next step in becoming an Alicorn
>assigns Twilight, and the other ponies who possess the Elements of Harmony, the duty of reforming Discord
>The ponies balk, Discord is a villain, and hardly deserves a chance at redemption
>Fluttershy, being the epitome of kindness, is unsure, she feels that all of nature's critters deserve a chance, even a draconequus
>the ponies, loyal to their princess, and trusting in Twilight's magical talents, go through with the plan
>they begin by releasing first his head, so that they can discuss the matter
>Discord at first approves of the plan, and assures the ponies that he is repentant, and wants a chance to redeem himself
>The ponies are aghast, except Fluttershy, they're sure that this is a big trick
>Pinkie and AJ and Rarity and Dash start to protest, hurling insults in Discord's direction
>Discord says, "Are you mad, my little ponies? Don't you believe in love and tolerance? Problem?"
>A big wrinkly grin spreads across Discord's face, a clear reference to "Trick face" that great new rage, available on WeLoveFine T-shirts, now sold in a Hot Topic near you

How do you react?

are you the pretty mare yet?

>>7422995
>tfw lamar hats us

>>7423003
>Implying hasbro has control over de Lancie

>>7422970
My mom is Meghan McCarthy and I told her to put this in

So wat happened to the Twi-slut story that was going on?

>>7423020

I'm sorry!

I don't keep up with surprisingly entertaining girl's toy commercial shows as quick as I used to.

>>7423070

I'd react the same way I did the last time you pasted that here.

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>>7423070

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>>7423070

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>>7423116
>>7423120

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This isn't fast

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>>7420662
i'm still working on that dinosaur fanfiction
i'm still trying to find a way to easily replicate this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPn0T4ZpLKE for use in the story
i've re-written entire sections several times over
it's at 45,000 words and growing
i'm somewhat proud of the results, but it needs a lot of editing

>>7423179
>it's at 45,000 words and growing

Holy shit Dino-Fag, just finish it already!

>>7423179
>Dinosaur fanfiction
>45k words

Who the fuck is going to read that?

>>7423096
Probably still being written. Can't rush things

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>>7423173
dash quit being so cute

>tfw awful fetish in ded thread is faster than us

>>7423173
You're not fast

>>7423252
>you will never punch in the face the animator that drew those wings

>>7423214
not till i can make it in written-video form, damnit. i'm actually writing certain scenes to be in that format at this point, even got a soundtrack, with selections from Morrowind, Akira, Escaflowne, unbreakable, there's even some brave little toaster in there among many others.
>>7423231
i have absolutely no idea

>>7423254
>scat insect
Good riddance

>>7423179
Dinofag, they already made Jurassic Park a novel!

>>7423264
I always forget and then some one always reminds me

>>7423214
We told him when he started that nobody was going to read it.

That was two years ago.

>>7422988
Fluttershy enjoys getting a liberal arts degree then lives out the rest of her life as a dog whisperer. What's the problem? It's not like she has any grand aspirations whatsoever.

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>>7423268

You probably have actual autism.

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>>7423264
Anon what's wrong.

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>>7423278
>2 years ago

>>7423268
This is some Chris Chan tier shit.

>>7423273
this will be more like redwall meets dinotopia meets FF9. sort of

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>>7423252
But she can't.

>>7423273
You mean "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"?

>>7423295
>Hey anon look at my butt! I'm gyrating it in the air, isn't that awesome?

>>7423282
does she enjoy her womyn's studies classes?

>>7423287
I would like to fuck rainbow dash in this position

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goodnight MLPG

>>7423298
Skinner pls

>>7423326
goodnight goodnightanon

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>implying you wouldn't

>>7423326

why the fuck would you leave the keyboard there

>>7423326
Get fucked sperglord.

>>7423333
When did I ever imply that?

>>7423326
sleep well anon

may you dream of ponies

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>>7423293
Except Chris Chan is not a virgin.

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If the people from the old thread have moved here, then I'll be continuing this story real soon.

Fair warning, if you don't like characters changing or losing intelligence, then you may not want to click on that picture.

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>Your favorite pony likes to imagine fucking r63 of you

>>7423333
I wouldn't.

For her sake.

Because I'd wreck that pony.

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>>7423179
haha holy shit
is this yours?

>>7423360
>twilight imagines fucking a female version of me
Oh jeez

>>7423360
Maybe she could use her magic to turn me into a woman. I've always wanted to be a lesbian

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>>7423313
would you have sky sex at 10,000 feet.

>>7423355
Why don't you keep it in the old general instead of dragging your shit here?
Please?

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>>7423360
I don't know if I'm ok with this...

>>7423384
why don't you calm the hell down?

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>>7423369

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Remember when Scherzo drew Renbo Des?

>>7423384
Because I had more people said I should move to the new thread than stay on the old thread, so I thought they would be over here.

>>7423411
I'm here waiting for you~

>>7423409
No anon, nobody remembers

>>7423409
I'm pretty sure he still lurks here very often as anon

Just yell his name really loud and ask him to.

>>7423370
felt like drawing something one day
it came out terribly. kind of hurts to look at now

Which streams do you guys usually recommend for new episode day? I'll finally be able to join you.

>>7423405
This is a cute pony.

>>7423389
I am calm, the fact that this general doesn't even have 50 images in it and you want to pull shit in here that is reserved for generals that are past image limit is kind of stupid.

You have the audience you wanted there, stop attention whoring for more. You are only going to start shit.

>>7423388
why are the two dashes so angry

>>7423268
link that shit now

>>7423409
>scherzo
>drawing rainbow dash

That never happened anon, never.

preview where?

>>7423422
Didn't you used to draw or something? Way before ponies?

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>>7423333
>>7423405

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>>7423452

>>7423425

ponykart.net/mlpg

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Which pony would be the first to fuck their clone?

>>7423411
So you are intentionally going to shit up a fresh general?
When you waited for the old one to not get used to start?

Man you are some sort of fucker, you know that? You had the dead general for a reason, all of you do, and for the most part, the others respect it, they don't go "Oh, we need more people to see this, better go to the thread everyone went too ten minutes ago!"

And then proceed to rub shit in our face.

>>7423437
not on your life buddy
why is scripting after effects such a bitch? why is half the shit i want to do walled off? i can't even make custom tool panes easily, let alone defining pre-made animations

>>7423451
not that i know of

>>7423464
Rarity

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>talking about rancid caterpillar shit in old horse

I guess that's why it's the old horse. Motherfucker can't control his bowels.

>>7423459
Dash X Window is my OTP

>>7423426
That isn't me. I already responded to you: >>7423411

And I already said that I had more people that wanted me to move than stay. So here I am.

>>7423464
Disregarding Dash, probably Rarity, that promiscuous bitch.

>Any artwork of human Babs that doesn't look like she's gonna jump out and rape you at some point?

>>7423431
It's from a fanfic. (female) Rainbow Dash gave (male) Rainbow Dash a black eye and they've got a competitive thing going on where they call each other "filly-faker" and "colt-crudder."

>>7423469
How am I going to get my dino fix without it? Its not like there are any good dino-themed cartoons.

>>7423476
I find it hilarious, this is the first time I stay in a dead horse and I can't stop laughing.

My fetishes > their shitty fetishes

>>7423480
Of course you had more people that wanted you to move, they are called shitposters and they want you to start a shitstorm in here.

You fucking idiot.

>>7423464
Rarity

>>7423468
Uh, no. I did not go here to get more people to see me. Again, I had more people agree for me to move than to stay.

You know what? Screw it, I'll just go back to the old thread before I start I fight. I don't want to cause any trouble.

Sorry for the trouble guys, let's all go back to the old thread and I'll continue from there.

>>7423502
You are the only shitposter here.

>>7423493
How did that become THE r63 fic
It was pretty terrible, it had the usual plethora of spelling and grammar errors and read like radio instructions;
>Now Fluttershy meets her clone!
>Now Dash meets her clone!
>Now Pinkie meets her clone!

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>>7423459
>>7423477
They really make a cute pair

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>>7423475
>>7423485
But why Rarity

>>7423468
I just got here
I didn't know there was smut going on in the dead horse
I'm glad he brought it over.
Why don't you hide the first post and let recursive filtering hide the rest?

I'm actually upset because I was expecting that guy to post something regarding teen feels, and then we get flutterscatpillar out of the motherfucking blue.

I'm laughing, but I'm still mad.

>>7423519
Because at the end of the day, the only pony perfect enough to be her mate, is her/himself

>>7423511
YOU are shitposting. you TROLL. REPORTED.

>>7423519
because she is a slut. and only she has the ability to fully sate her sexual desires.

>>7423513
It's fanfiction about my little pony. At a certain point, YOU should have stopped yourself.

>>7423506
don't let him drive you off
Just stop responding

>>7423519
Because her clone would be hot?

>>7423535
I did, I stopped reading it about half way through.

YOUR MOVE ANON

>>7423513
That just screams for a Vocaroo

>>7423506
thanks anon, I'm not the guy who's complaining but things like this are what old threads are for

>>7423494
well it'd certainly be a dino fix, i've put way too much thought into how their culture would develop, a caste system based around size, clashes between rural and urban culture, ect.
but no, i need this video format working before i attempt anything, it hinges too much on that medium now.

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>>7423551
Can we please not talk about potatoes again?

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>>7423526
>flutterscatpillar
>flutter scat pillar

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Would anyone like one of their drawings vectored or touched up in some way, or maybe an animation or something like that on a pay-what-you-want kind of commission scale?

I'm having a rough time this month, got cut off assistance for living with my girlfriend and can't get a job in this city. I'm trying to raise some money for basic items.

>>7423524
Because filtering is the cowards way out.
If someone disregards the rules do the cops just ignore it?
We have them here for a reason man. It keeps the archive cleaner.
Which, by the way, you can't filter the fucking archive brony.

>>7423513
Well, if nothing else, Rarity and Elusive drooling over each other was funny.

>>7423560
What's taters?

>>7423560
fucking potatofags

>>7423519
Rarity is the most vain. I think pinkie is the second most likely, she's already had clones just so she can have fun, pinkie would make a clone just so she could see what a mare taste like.

>>7423540
>Hur don't listen to him, just break the rules. XD

>>7423542
You win this round.

>>7423562
Care to post some of your previous work?

BCS, is that you?

>>7423561
>in before someone draws a literal pillar of Fluttershy's shit

Please some drawfag do that, it'd be hilarious

>>7423578
It had it's moments. But I guess that's a cliche thing to say when I'm trying to argue it was bad while giving the opposite argument some ground.

I already know the answer, it's that it was lengthy, not completely unreadable, and most importantly one of the first of that nature of fan fiction.

>>7423540
Sorry, but I really don't want to start a fight in an MLPG thread that just started. I'll just take my losses and go back.

>>7423554
Then back I go.

>>7423612
Don't go back stay here dude

>>7423581
Don't you know your Irish folk classics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJzL1gB6NY

>>7423612
Thanks man, sorry it's just one of the unwritten rules we came up with because this kind of thing in new generals kinda caused infighting and we had to come up with it.
Kinda why quests are done in the sub.

Loaded
Cheddar cheese and sour cream
Bacon sprinkled on top

>>7423610
Yeah, one of the first. I can't think of a lot of good r63 fics... it mostly seems to be reserved for gay porn.

Looking back on it it's definitely not as good as I thought it was when I read it, but eh.

>>7423627
Oh quit bitching you hopeless little shitposter.

Your chance of getting the general pissed at him fucked up.

>>7423639
It happens
During that first summer hiatus I actually read and enjoyed Past Sins
In my defense, your honor, I was pretty starved for pony.

>come home from work
>more Femrover and Saffron butts all over Derpibooru
I don't know what triggered this but let's not stop

>>7423581
Taters are delicious.
Especially seasoned.

>>7423649
>muh rules
fucking retard

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So guess what premires tomorrow.

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>>7423656
I'd still prefer flutterbutt.

>>7423577
>>7423594
>>7423634
>>7423649
>>7423663

>>>/q/

>>7423637

Now I'm picturing a drunk Anon sitting at his computer in his underwear, dumping potato fixings on his head.

>>7423665
Guess who's never going to watch it.

>>7423607
Oh god pls no
Don't encourage them

>>7423665
I am a hardened diamond shell of noncaringness with a soft pony interior

>>7423649
If he goes back he will be posting with literal shit posters. People were fine with him posting his work then the thread was active. So shut the hell up and let him post.

>>7423653
Even if you enjoyed the wrong thing, you are entitled to be happy.

Did you ever write any fanfiction?

>>7423659
Raw taters with seasoned salt is delicious.

>>7423688
Oh grow the fuck up, we dealt with worse in our day you child.

>>7423690
I strongly considered it but never went through with it. I almost minored in writing plus my Dad writes and we're friends with a few best sellers so I'm around that kind of stuff a lot.
Though if we do another Pony or Die thing I'd like to write for that. Seems like a challenge since most people don't read the fan fiction parts.

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>>7423653
>He didn't read F:E to spite Past Sins.
Did you even terrible fanfiction?

>>7423706
Nah, I tell you, you boil that shit for 10 minutes, remove the water, back on heat for a while to dry them, add salt and pepper and a knob of butter, and mash them.
Bam!

>teen feels are gone
>nonsexual greentext of any kind is actively discouraged
>contributors driven away by shitposting and hateanons
>long live scat-erpillar

THIS NEW DIRECTION MLPG HAS TAKEN SURE IS GREAT

BOY

FUCKING

HOWDY

>>7423665
is that dude on the far right the lead singer of seether?

>>7423716
>Oh grow the fuck up

>not letting someone post a story in an active thread

>>7423734
F:E came afterwards and I literally had no interest in anything relating to Fallout since I found the game story kind of dull.
>opinions

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>>7423670
FLUTTERBUTT

>>7423756
Yeah I hate pancakes too

I don't care what y'all say

the Wedding was a great episode

def the best 2-parter

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>Cloudkicker will never cartwheel on to your dick

>>7423728
>WriterAnon gets into writing MLP fanfiction.
>His dad hears that his son is taking on the real world for writing!
>Super excited.
>Wants to see what his son is wri-

>>7423764
>F:E came afterwards
nope

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Octavia tried to control the roiling knot in her stomach and took her seat with the rest of the orchestra, there was a murmur of chatter behind her and besides her, but she couldn't focus on it. Her mind was far away, mired in the day's morning, words shared between her and Vinyl that wouldn't stop resounding on her head. She was only snapped out of her reverie by the sudden silence around her, the conductor had ascended to his podium in front of them, tapped it twice with his baton, and the music was beginning.

Music... she drifted off again as it began, there'd been music that morning, too, though it had been Vinyl's savage, thumping beats, not her own, melodious orchestra. Blearily she'd climbed out of bed and- she became aware of the conductor's stern eye on her, she'd almost missed her cue. Controlling herself, she began to play her cello, though to her ears every tune was off, the tenseness in her stomach now seemed to radiate up through her ribcage, through her legs and hooves, to the very tips of her ears.

But she had to control herself, she couldn't give in, not here, not in front of everyone, not in front of the conductor. To embarrass herself so... it would shatter the delicate facade she'd cultivated, of being the cold, business-like musician. But... hadn't that facade already crumbled? Hadn't that been what this morning was about? That she'd revealed she was a pony like every other, with the same needs, desires and dependencies?

>you will never slap Mrs. Cakes ass

>>7423728
Is there anything in particular that interests you? Any specific genre, character, or scenario?

>>7423773
Why? What did you like about them? What made them great?

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>>7423779

That morning... that conversation... she replayed it in her head now. Everything seemed to be silent, except for the reverberation of the bass through her stomach, Vinyl's lips moving in slow motion, the words arriving at her ears seconds late: "'sup lazybones? I used the last of the toilet paper, so if you gotta dump a load, you'll have to wait."
Octavia had needed to shit like a racehorse on laxatives.
It was too late now, the pressure was building, here it was, the end to her facade...
"Pfft."
They had to evacuate the auditorium and hang up air fresheners for a month.

>>7423756
>nonsexual greentext of any kind is actively discouraged

Wait, what?
FUCK, MY FALLOUT PLAN!

>>7423778
Oh, I thought it did. Well either way.
>>7423786
I'm just kind of over the whole fan fiction thing at this point if that's what you're getting at. I'm just here for the pony episodes and mlpg shenanigans.

>>7423756
>nonsexual greentext
but it's a greentext about Twilight becoming a bilbo

sounds sexual to me

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>>7423780
Life is so cruel.

what is happening

>>7423734
Funny thing - I never read Past Sins. I have been reading Fallout: Equestria, aaaaaand I kinda really don't like it.

>>7423815
You're drawing the best picture I've ever seen

>>7423817
>not liking the greatest piece of fanfiction ever written

>>7423809
>I just came to mlpg yesterday and I have no idea how it works so I'll try to enforce rules I just made up

Sexual greentexts are fine in the main thread. Scat shit isn't

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>>7423809
Different times, Anon.

>>7423810
Mrs. Cake pls
You're speaking in nonsensical chunks of 4chan posts again

>>7423768
>>7423670
the tootiest butt

>>7423834
Depends, usually.
If it's generating this much of a shitpile, it's best to either can it, or write it up in a pastebin and just dump it when it's done.

>>7423791
While Sally was a good villain, I personally liked the parts where we meet the weakened Cadenza. That vulnerability really got to me.

I just wish Shiny got a bit more development.

>>7423768
>tfw made the joke about Fluttershy farting when you massage her wings
I'm so sorry

>>7423839
>Mrs. Cake randomly shouts at a customer What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>>7423830
Eh. Honestly, I've read other fics I've found more enjoyable and engaging. Shipfics, even.

>>7423856
Or he can post it here and laugh as the world burns.

>>7423834
I know they are, but that anon was complaining about nonsexual greentext being discouraged when this clearly isn't an example of that

>>7423830
I just can't tell which is worse, DmC's writing or FO:E

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>>7423867
Fluttershy fart jokes used to be funny
don't blame yourself

>>7423756
You're part of the problem.

>>7423756
If my semester is easy I'm really considering doing some kind of lighthearted pony quest.

Something like Aspirant's cute quest but maybe a little more risque. Nothing explicitly r34 though.

What kind of ponies would you anons like to quest for?

>>7423876
Which did you enjoy?

>>7423867
>implying it is not canon

>>7423876
Obviously you just cannot GET the grand nature of the story where a small lesbian horse goes on an adventure where she tries to get as many hot foreign objects to enter her as possible, in the end ruining her body for love.

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I don't know how those one-layer-painters do it. I need like at least a dozen to make anything presentable. Oh well, was worth a shot.

>>7423911
>listening to Faust's horseshit

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>>7423895
traps

>tfw you read HiE fics and enjoy them

>>7423895
Fluttershy!

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>>7423756

>>7423867

>tfw you wrote the first story that used the words "sorry stick."
I never meant for this to happen. I just wanted to write something about taking in an abused pet and giving it a safe home.
God, forgive me...!

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>tfw new discord episode in less than a week

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>>7423923
Bad Mewball, bad.

>>7423920
I like it!
I think the texture might be a bit overdone, but it's very nice

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>>7423867
You motherfucker. I wish I had a picture of you so I could throw darts at your face.

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>>7423867
For shame

>>7423895
Dash

it doesn't have to get sexual, does it?

>>7423887
That's because we were talking about a DIFFERENT form of greentext.
You moron, feels, not porn.
We used to use greentext mostly for little feely fics.

>>7423895
I'd quest for bookpone

>>7423944

The texture was actual part of the brushes! I didn't notice how much they affected it until posting

>>7423939
>less than a week
>not less than 36 hours

Leth, come on

>>7423898
It's Always Sunny In Fillydelphia
My Time Among Clothes Hangars
What Meets the Eye
The Colour You Bleed