>>7262338
STOP WITH THE RD'S

IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 THREADS IN A ROW

They go picking up chicks. and selling the eggs

BOOOOOOO

>starting EVERY SINGLE THREAD with RD
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP

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>>7262338
You did the exact opposite of what I wanted

how could you

>>7262394
>>7262376
I tried but I was 2slow

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>>7262338

>>7262394
Make the next thread yourself!

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Shai'hulud.

QUICKLY! I NEED ZECORA PICTURES!

wwould you a pony?

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>>7262394

The Best Night Ever is objectively the best episode of Season One.

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>>7262394

Agreed we need more background pony OPs

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>>7262408

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>>7262408

>>7262428
Why can't she be real?

>>7262424
All of them. Simultaneously.

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>>7262394

>>7262432
>liking background ponies

pls brony

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>>7262432
>background pony OPs

Something just occurred to me.

What if ponies in Equestria don't speak the same language as people?

Assuming the lingua franca in Equestria isn't actually English, what would it be called?

Equestrian?

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>>7262424
Would I augment a pony? Well, if I got proper medical training, I don't see why not.

>>7262465
sure. why not.

>>7262465
There's only two languages in pony universe
Fancy and Normal

Different countries just have different accents of normal, unless they speak Fancy

>>7262472

This is under the assumption they'd be willing to be augmented, right?

>>7262465
Dutch

>>7262465
Horsperanto.

>>7262465
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw

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why is she so perfect?

>>7262486
Or if it was required to save their life and they didn't have a Do Not Resuscitate/Augment form on file, yes.

>>7262504
Knew it would be that video before clicking the link.

>>7262507
Carrot Top is perfection.

I like it when AJ looks slightly manly humanized

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>>7262459

>not liking background ponies

What are you, some kind of communist?

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>>7262523
>y-you really thing so?

>Thumbnails not working on board pages
God this is annoying.

>>7262539
Oh good, I'm not the only one.

>>7262531

Does Applejack get embarassed of her not so womanly looks sometimes? Do you think she sometimes wished she was a little bit more feminine?

>>7262549
I wish I had another copy to post, but applejack has some hips, man.

>>7262549
na, she likes bein all legs and hips
good for buckin

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>>7262570

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>All this mad at OPs
Dashfags are simply faster and more ambitious than the rest of you nerds.

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>>7262549
>AJ
>not feminine

>>7262572
Applejack is the perfect farm mare.
Good for the harvest, breeding and sales.
An all around good gal.

>>7262549
>implying her Apple family hips aren't the womanliest.

>>7262533
Look who's talking brony

How many scratchtavi and doctor hooves fanfics have you read lately? I bet you're mad that hasbro got rid of deroy for season 3 huh.

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>>7262537
Yes.

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>>7262424
>guy who jacks it to pokemon is trying to tell my fapping to mlp is bad because bestiality is wrong.

>>7262591
>deroy

LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

>>7262589
Do you think she casually brags about being good for breeding?

>>7262537
Sure. You're pretty cute.

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MLPG Police Reporting a Suspicious Incident

On 01/10/13(Thu) at approximately 20:25 pm an odorous incident occurred at >>7262338. A female pone approached an Anonymous from the opposite direction and came within several inches of Anonymous' personal face. The pone then stuck up her rear and elicited a loud queef. Several flecks of vaginal mucous were splattered onto Anonymous' face and chest. The pone did not say anything or make physical contact with the Anonymous. Pone described as younger than college age.

If you have any information or witnessed this incident please call 1-800-666-MLPG. As always, you are encouraged to travel in groups at night and far away from Ponyville. Please notify MLPG police of any suspicious activity.

>>7262607
>guy who jacks it to pokemon
Why do people know this sort of thing about their acquaintances?

>>7262424
Its the strangest thing: I can fap to beastiality with no problems...but pony?
Nope.

>>7262612
Yep. She may be good for breeding, but she's also a tease. She knows that to keep the colts coming means a steady flow of business at the farm.
A shrewd business woman.

>>7262612
>you will never somehow get Rarity and Applejack into a fierce breeding competition

>>7262643
>Squidity will never sink her tentacles into your balls and sting you with all her might

>>7262631
>heart-shaped badge

I would rape the shit out of that police pon.

>>7262612
Until she passes the Apple family quota of having at least three children herself, she can't say anything on that front. It's a point of shame that her parents only barely met the quota.

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>>7262643
~

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>>7262607
both of you are furries

>>7262656
>Squid
>Sting

>>7262612
How can you know she's good for breeding if ponies don't have genitals?

>>7262661
Why is she so ugly

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>>7262643
I best when she inks to get away from predators, she makes pretty designs with the ink in the water

pic relate

>>7262651
>you will never get Rarity, AJ, and Rainbow Dash into a fierce breeding competition
Rainbow Dash is disqualified because she can't have kids but that doesn't stop her from trying

How many seasons until we get an episode and song about safe sex?

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>>7262677

>>7262677
>What is pinkie's You gotta share

>>7262659
Her parents couldn't think of any more apple name puns so they stopped trying.

>>7262677
>Rainbow Dash will never tell you that sexual harassment is no good

>>7262677
>Pinkie's abortion song

>>7262661
I love this picture so much
who do we have that paints
how much would it cost to get a poster sized painting of this image

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>>7262672
>I would have had like, 30 kids by now
>You slowpokes aren't even trying!

>>7262659
To be fair, no one expected that Dragon attack.

>>7262633
Mare vagina actually looks a lot like human vagina, and it's soft and bright pink with winking action

>>7262677
ft. Derpy

>>7262697
There's already a full body vector in the dA group, go get it and print it.

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>>7262407
>Used to be a regular in HSG before MLPG

Oh man, that takes me back

>>7262677
>no episode about inter-species intercourse and why it's OK to love whoever you want
>MLP supports bestiality

>>7262694
>pinkie pie as a sister
>her song about masturbation
>I lost the screencap
damn it alll to hell.

>>7262723
>pinkie pie as your sister and she catches you masturbating
I hope it ends with brother/sister incest

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>>7262607
furfags, both of you

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Would you donate to charity and dedicate the donation to your favourite filly non-sexually?

How much would you donate?
Which filly?
Would she be flattered?

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>>7262697
About this much

>>7262716

anon

you did not derp without rhythm

look what you have done

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>you will never get to braindance to your favorite pony's life

>>7262699
>Rainbow Dash teasingly jiggles her swollen belly full of cum

>>7262742
Yes
$10
Sweetie Belle
Yes

DmC ending has been leaked (shitty quality):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzohOJNvvzE

>Final boss is medicore, cutscenes fucking interupt the boss battle every godamn minute
>no vergilsaurus
>ending is empty, so empty it's not much of a ending at all

>>7262767
>she will never trip and fall, landing on her belly, causing all the cum in her to gush out violently

>>7262747
Jailbat pls
pls

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>>7262767
Sir. I know you are probably not a drawfag. But you must take responsibility for this erection of mine.

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>Stupid ass King of The Nerds contest on TV
>One of the contestants is full brony
>This is how people who like the show will always be depicted
>On national television

To pony is to sufer

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>>7262775
That is an excellent choice of filly, anon!

>>7262799
>wanting to be on TV
You know you'd beef it.

>>7262736
>episode about how masturbation is perfectly normal and you should never be ashamed of it

>>7262799

>caring about how people that watch those kinds of shows will view us

>>7262799
details. I need details.

63 Rarity comforting anon as he gently stretches out his asshole for the first time

>>7262813
but what if she kissed me on the lips after donating

and i liked it a little bit sexually

what do i do?

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>>7262742
you're getting pretty weird with these sweetieanon.

what kind of charity?

>>7262767

Like a bowl full of jelly?

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Hourly reminder that the show would be at least ten times better without this shitstain.

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*wwalks into thread*

>>7262830
Would he magically dilate you first or just go full horsesex on you?

>>7262855
Give it to me baby

>>7262855
#WOW #WOAH

>>7262855
>not over thread
Come back tomorrow and try again

>>7262853
Don't forget Rarity

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>>7262841
I'm sorry. I was watching that cancer research speedrun marathon charity thing and wanted to ask the good folks on MLPG.

>>7262835
Silly anon, fillies don't do things ___sexually!

You know you make me wanna (Unf!)
Kick my heels up and (Unf!)
Throw my hands up and (Unf!)
Throw my head back and (Unf!)
Come on now (Unf!)

>>7262799
To 4chan is to suffer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNYnJF86TI
I can't for the life of me find the one I want.
He's attempting the Costanza face and talking in greentext

>>7262783
>sex with Dash
>last in a long, long line
>she's still full of energy, despite her swollen stomach making her too heavy to fly
>all she can do is laugh as she bounces on your hips, her tummy bouncing in time
>you cum, and she laughs, enjoying herself
>then hiccups
>looks a little bit startled
>starts drooling cum

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>>7262846
*pulls out Beretta .50cal
Take that back anon

>>7262873
Well of course. But a few minutes in she starts reading trashy romance novels.
She disappears for a while. and every time she reappears her hair is a little more fussed up and she's breathing a little heavier.

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>>7262874
not even babs?

>>7262888
I can't help it if Fluttershy is a really bad pony

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>>7262874
>cancer charity
fuck that, not until it kills Chavez, Cancer is the hope of venezuela.

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>>7262874
>>7262742
Every fucking time.

AND I NEED YOU TO RECOVER

>>7262874
but

they're so soft and squishy

>>7262874
But what if Sweetie wanted to explore those emotions that dawn on girls her age. She doesn't understand them and might need guidance.

>>7262900
>you
>knowing shit about politics

>all this rd cumchubby stuff
no boner whatsoever/slight reaction
>replace rainbow dash with Mrs. Cake

nooooo what have I done, it won't stay down
bad boner

>>7262883
>guys weren't cumming in her pussy
It should be a crime...

>>7262883
unf

>>7262873
>she tries to hides her masturbation habits from the CMC
>Pinkie Pie pops out of nowhere with Rarity's treasured toy chest and bursts into a full on Broadway song about not being embarassed about fapping to the CMC
>all the while Rarity looks on in horror as her toys are being tossed around as broadway props

>>7262920
Cartoon ponies don't need logical intestines

>>7262799
i need to see this. is there a website it is posted or what is the name of the show.

>>7262916
My mother fucking nigger.
intentional

>>7262916
>>7262931
And unlike Dash, sweet little Cup is unusually fertile.

>>7262916
if we add bellybutton play to the mix i'll need another set of hands

>>7262929
/d/ pls

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>>7262895
>really bad pony

And you're a really bad human being

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>>7262914
you don't have to be a genius to know that venezuela was fine until chavez.

Night seems to come early nowadays.

I like it.

>>7262881

lel

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>Cum inflation

awwwww yeah

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>>7262962
Early and often

>>7262943
>>7262944
Hell! Lets toss some lactation in to this cauldron of fetishes.

Remember /co/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCFV7jT9ho

>cum inflation

Completely retarded.

>>7262979

>tfw I have this on my iPod

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>fetish talk
>YET AGAIN

This show already had John De Lancie as guest star on S2.

Which celebrity would be cool to appear on the show?

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>>7262969
Aww yiss
mother
fucking
cum inflation

>>7262979
Yeah, the edit is terrible.

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>>7262894
Well now, Babs may talk a bit funny, but she's still a little filly, I'll have you know!

>>7262900
Venezuela sounds like a horrible place. Have you ever been there? I wanna go to south america some day.

>>7262902
You, I like you!

>>7262909
That's the great thing about fillies, they're very cute and cuddly, you see!

>>7262911
Well now, I'm sure that the teachers in school will give the fillies some good education when that time comes, but that's far off into the future, kind anon!

>>7262716
What do Arrakeen sand worms have to do with Homestuck?

>>7262979
I used to have that on my phone
It still makes me smile

>>7262988

/)

>>7262992

Apparently De Lancie again.

>>7262977
Let's get some more sexually predatory derpy in here, that shit's good.

Maybe we go a little vanilla too, you think Bonbon gets off on degrading anon?

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>>7262992

>>7262992
>John DeLancie
>a celebrity

Stephen Colbert.

>>7262960
Actually Venezuela, economically speaking, has been worse before Chavez, the only problem with the fucktard is some of his dictatorial politics.

>>7262992
Stephen Fry!

>>7262992
Weird Al would be great

>>7263003

>brohoof le bronies are all prudes

That's not even where I was going with it, faggot. Cum inflation is a retarded fetish.

>>7262992
Weird Al and Andrew WK have both said they like the show.
Villan duet.

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>>7263011

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>>7263010

>>7262394
fuck you

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Which pony would support the Stormcloak Rebellion?

>>7262992
Neil Patrick Harris.
He's a gryphon..
He's charmed Rarity with his moves.
Spike is so jelly you can spread him on toast.
A one-sided rivalry forms.

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Your favorite white pony has contracted horse labia cancer and now she can't stop queefing.
The really hefty queefs make her whole body shake, and her pone teats jiggle and spill out drops of horse milk

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OK MLPG, lets play devil's advocate

Say something good about a pony you do not like.

I'll start: I really hated Shining Armor (and to a lesser extant Cadance) simply by how sloppily they were just shoe horned in for a wedding episode. But aside from that he's not bad. Not great, but he has had a goof moment or two, like the fast ball special

>>7262997
They're old enough to know I think. And showing is much better than telling. I think. Specially if it's someone she trusts.

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>>7262997
But what if Sweetie started pulling down my pants, determined to find out what I'm hiding down there? What do I do?

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>>7263011
>Stephen Colbert

I want this to happen.

>>7263037
>turns out he likes other male gryphons

>>7262992

Ron Perlman.

As Grogar.

>>7263025

I was agreeing with you though.

so, how about a predatory derpy on human male fic

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>>7263039
is she gonna be ok

>>7262778
>no vergilsaurus
welp, I'm not even going to pirate it then

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>>7263000
>>7262989
come at me

>>7263052
>Subtle hintings at a particular liking for spike just near the end

>>7262992
I'd love it if John DiMaggio did some one shot character.

I mean, he's on Pound Puppies, so its not beyond the impossible

>>7263043
I liked Cadence more than SA because her relationship with Twilight felt more important than Twilight and SA's relationship.

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>>7263026
>Villain duet
>not battle of the bands

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>>7263034
Fluttershy is a very cute dragonborn

Which pony would be Miraak?

>>7262883
>she's had each hole filled to the brim
>her womb, her intestines, and her stomach are all engorged with hot, filthy seed
>if you squeeze her just right you can get a little to leak out of her mouth, pussy and/or ass

>ponies like salt licks
>semen is salty
>therefore ponies love to suck dicks to get at that sweet sweet salt

>>7263053
This. Forever and always this. I've wanted it since S1.

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How does this make you feel, MLPG?

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>tfw winter break over
>college resumes

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>>7262997
go to Uruguay or southern brazil, only good places

>>7263090
autistic more than usual

>>7263080
>Speccy will never doodle for us again.

>>7263090
That's a pretty awesome backyard

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>>7263090
Is that this kid?

>>7263086
makes sense

where can i test this on pony

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>>7263043
I don't like Rainbow Dash because she's a cunt most of the time, but her eye color scheme is really cute.

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>>7263090
Nothing. This on the other hand is doing things to my boner...

>>7263086

>not freezing your semen in an ice cube tray and serving homemade semen popsicles to ponies

>>7263113
Would they know what they were eating or would they play dumb to the human?

>>7263026
>Weird Al and AWK are two new characters for the S4 opener
>Two ancient beings locked in an eternal struggle
>Used to hate each other, but after eons of back and fort struggles decided they just enjoyed the rivalry
>Show up in Equestria to continue their fight
>Main six have to convince them to move on before the wreck the place

I'd watch the fuck out of something like that

>>7263075

Babs' Father/Big Brother.

It'd totally work.

>>7263122

>would they know

Nope. The fun part is telling them.

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>>7263090
>Openly hate when people do this
>Secretly wish it was real for myself

>>7263110
I'd be all over and inside of that.
Princess Celestia doesn't look so bad either.

>>7263108
Sit in the town square giving out free samples

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Excuse me I need this space for...yeah...thanks!

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>>7263010
Beats talking about fetishes and how you want to fuck ponies all day.

>>7263122
They'd play dumb just to mess with him. Make little erotic noises as they enjoy their treat, then act as if it's not weird at all.

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>>7263107

>>7263137
What would their reactions be in this shocking relevation?

>>7262338
am I a brony?

>>7263148
>getting blown nonsexually

my fetish

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>>7263149
pffftahahahaha

>>7263009
>degradation is vanilla

If you didn't masturbate so often, you've have another hour or two to make something of yourself

>>7263149
This shouldn't be this funny.

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>>7263046
>>7263047
Playing show and tell ___sexually is not a recommended activity for small fillies, anons!

>>7263101
But what if I want to buy you a beer non-sexually? Not that I'll ever be rich enough to go, but yeah.

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I miss being able to upload on topic r34 without getting a 3 day vacation.

>>7263103
Agreed, I want this qt backyard

>>7263161
>blowjob by proxy
That's kind of hot...?

>>7263167
I rarely spend more than fifteen minutes masturbating
I'm pretty sure I'd be just as close to "making something of myself" if I quit

>>7263167
A day.

I would also have more testosterone.

That's how it works, right?

>>7263180
You don't liked being teased anon?

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>>7263173
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sweetie Belle are horrible.
I would never suggest removing Sweeties's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little teats. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat teats, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

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IT BEGINS

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>>7263178
You either need to crop or subway it

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When I was just a filly, I tried to suck his
willie.
He told me it was really wrong to eat his meat.

I tried to shun incest, but as I grew older it seemed best.
Shining's member will make my life complete.

He's the one colt I'll spread my bum for,
I wish that he would cum on me.

My big brother, best wincest ever.
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together.

At least we did inside my mind, (Best wincest ever.)
I'd let him take me from behind. (We did everything together.)

He'd share his cum, my ass he'd ream,
I woke to find it all had been a
wet dream...

My kid sister, best wincest ever!
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together!

And though he's married to a bug,
I want him in my rug.

My big brother best win-
-cest ever...
-cest ever...

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>>7263173
>>7263191

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet mane warm and marshmellowy on your face and her flat teats, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her teats hardening as you fondle her crotch, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me", her body goes tense as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all freaks. Sweetie Belle is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>7263167
Is that why my sex drive is so low and don't bother looking for a girlfriend?

>>7263195
>>>/anywhere else/

What are you listening to, mlpg?

related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN_MSyrq6-U

>>7263195
Explode the bomb in Megaton!

>>7263202

>You came so much inside me

Who wrote this? Palcomix?
CCUUUUUUUMMMMM

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>>7263195

>>7263009
Predatory Derpy impregnation with cum inflation and Bonbon degrading each of her victims shortly afterward for falling prey to the cross-eyed mare?

>>7263174
what the fuck is up with that guy and eggs goddamn

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How many earth ponies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to try and screw in the bulb and have glass break in their hooves, two to carry him to the hospital and another one to call a unicorn to do the job!

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>>7263214

These things

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>>7263191
>>7263202
I don't know about them being evil, but I'm glad to see that you agree that fillies aren't for ___sexually, anon!

>>7263167
If I didn't spend the time I do on MLPG, I could probably productive

>>7262799
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygMNv95T8AY

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>>7263195
>bethesda games

>>7263214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdI86e1TfHc

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>>7263173
would you buy a filly a beer nonsexually?

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>>7263214
3rd track

>>7263222
Actually it's an ancient copypasta about Rika from Higurashi. It's been thrown around on /jp/ for years and I thought I'd change it to mess with Sweetie Anon. But apparently nothing works on this guy >>7263242

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>>7263237
Not cool.

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Why aren't you working on your OC?

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>>7263214
yeah...

>>7263263
I figured as much when you had human bits mixed in there. Still hot, though.

>>7263274
Which one?

>>7263214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9qDn7F1gb4

>>7263214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOEgFxZoon0&feature=player_embedded

>>7263274
Fuck off.

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oh god now i think im gana fap you ass holes hwo are good at wrighting... such detail

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>>7263263
Oh anon, you rascal!

I remember reading this (adapted) one before, or at least something very similar!

>>7263277
>Still hot, though.
Yeah I wasn't motivated enough to rework it entirely. I'm glad you liked it though.

>>7263295
>"fuck off" to OC's
>he wants the fetish and unf to stay

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>>7263298
I posted it once before, I was hoping you had forgotten.

>>7263274
Because I lost the drawing MT did of it

>>7263313
>not liking both

>>7263296
>the lesbian
>into het
wat

>>7263324
There's a good chance I have it saved, which OC is yours?

>>7263325
I don't mind fetishes, it's just the fact that you guys have to take the thread we're using, instead of using the old one.

>>7263274

pretty sure everyone already did that

>>7263313
>fuck off to OC's
http://crackervolley.tumblr.com/post/40213095311/and-id-like-to-take-this-moment-to-explain-this
Us faggots should be ashamed

>>7263214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACPFyTV8leU

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>>7263320