>rape

>>7248852
Pones r kiut.

Did I win?

You fucking kawaii

>hope

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I don't think I could explain to a pony how cute they are, I'd be reduced to babbling and baby talk

I think that we can all agree that the previous thread was one of the worst threads we had.

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LETS TALK ABOUT DASH'S CHARACTER!
shes so... uh...

hmmm...

she's fast?

>>7248877
Not even close, baby

>>7248877
I disagree

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Is this cute?

>>7248860
Never change, stallman

What is with all the MLP Generals being a picture of Dash in the window?

>>7248877
Absolutely not

>>7248887
I >feel nothing.

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I've been away for three days. Updates?

Niggers are shit

>>7248893
The guy making these threads is as vigilant as Butts

The Best Night Ever is one of the top 5 best seasonal closers of a animated show ever.

>>7248896
Dash won't leave the window

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hey, uh
so i wrote another story just now
i don't know if this is complete garbage or what
but i tried to write something 'sensual'
which means like
'feels', i guess.
maybe.

if you could with-hold any and all votes, but tell me what you think/point out any issues, that'd be rad

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/75929/feathers

intimate time (no penetration) with fluttershy, for anyone interested

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>>7248887
Sweetie's face is kinda strange but the idea is very sweet and cute

This Stallman video is hilarious.

I mean, you'd think he would have picked up some kind of pidgin dialect or something

And then crying like a baby and refusing to continue! What the fuck!

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>>7248887
No, but this is.

>>7248887
Sweetie looks too g3 for me

>>7248893
I never thought about that, but you may be right that there has been a lot of those lately.

>>7248909
N...no! Get out of here! I...I hate you! I always hated you! Just...go!

>>7248887
Subject 10/10
Execution 6/10 and this is generous

0-2 - Goof
3-5 - Art
6-9 - Lift

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>>7248923
submit
obey

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>>7248922
It could be worse

>>7248887
I don't like it

it gives me heartache

>>7248934
It could be rarity

>>7248906
Lecturers get upset like that all the time. I don't blame him.

>>7248927
Make sure you do 2 more reps than you think you can.

That's how you progress!

>>7248942
They do?

>>7248942
I can imagine that being kinda annoying. If there's no language everyone understands, there really is not much he can do.

What does mlpg think of those new starter pokemans?

>>7248944
so
I need to do 2 reps

i can do this

right?

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>>7248923
Why does everyone hate me for no reason?

goddammit dash get out of my window you've been there for three fucking threads.

>>7248951
The fox is pretty hot

Q T 3.14

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>>7248955
I think you mean 4

>>7248954
Ugly

>>7248953
...

Yes.

>>7248951
The fire one looked kinda nice. If I ever get one of the new games, I'll probably get that one. The others look a bit too gen5.

>>7248906
>>7248942
It looks like he's much angrier at the laughs. I think the students were in such a good mood they genuinely thought he wasn't that angry. Or maybe it's just because it's Stallmanu.

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>>7248958
You called?

>>7248962
Tell my husband i love him

>>7248959
Why don't we close the window?

>>7248954
We have to, Derpy.

Or else we'll face the same fate as you.

Vilification and condemnation by the current ruling class.

>>7248950
He could hold the lecture two times in both languages
The people there had to pay to listen to him

>>7248904
Go to go to school now, but I'll give you a review in a few hours!

>>7248977
I was thinking he could just say each sentence twice...

That might get confusing for all involved, though.

>>7248972
>2013
>being married
shiggy diggy doo

>>7248984
*got

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>>7248992

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>>7248973
I'd like to see you try

>>7248977
>The people there had to pay to listen to him
Wow, what a dick move then. What about those who had understood the speech? Damn.

>>7248951

They're better than B/W's.

>>7248992
DRAW REU
STOP WASTING TIME AND DRAW

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>>7248992

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>>7248950
>tfw talking about freedom without anybody understanding, yet alone doing anything about it is a metaphor for the free software movement
>stallman is getting old, he's spent the best years of his life on the FSF, and people are still entering walled gardens like iOS en masse
>he repeatedly says things like 'it's all useless' and 'where do I go from here'

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>>7248992
REU PLS

Ponify the starters

i am the only person on earth who thought the World Ends With You was retarded

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>>7249010
>mfw you're right

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>>7248967
Yeah, it's kind of weird seeing him not pass it off as a joke after people started laughing.

He does have a sense of humour, but he's almost certainly autistic. That doesn't make his message wrong.

>>7248906
>And then crying like a baby and refusing to continue!
autism in action

>>7249010
He never did anything important and his movement is something that can't exist in this world and doesn't bring any benefit to anyone except for a tiny fraction of people and is extremely stupid and fucks over most programers that have a job and all the companies that produce software

>>7249012
not everything needs ponifying
besides I don't want /vp/ to hate me

>>7249001
but I can't find my hairband I can't draw with my hair all in my face it's a distracting day
I will draw anyway but it will be an annoying day

>>7249039
>We can do more!

>>7249044
>Not just shaving your hair
#wow #wowza

>>7249044
SHAVE YOUR HAIR THAN

>>7249044
Just shave it all off

>>7249044
Shave it.

>>7249044
>reuniclus leaning over her tablet with hair in her face
unf

>>7249057
>her

>>7249052
>>7249053
>>7249054
>>7249055
girls with shaved hair look horrible

>>7249061
>>her

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>>7249055
>>7249054
>>7249053
>>7249052

>>7249061
>not having a full sized reuniclus body pillow with a picture of her on it

reuniclus, if you shave your hair, will you send me a lock of it please

>>7249010
>it's happening.gif

>>7249063
Then the just have to cut her hair. She just need a hairband and- oh...

>>7249065
>Χξλ

>>7249065
>>>/her/

>>7249070
There are pictures? Where?

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Fluttershy is the prettiest yellow pegasus

Raindrops and Spitfire may not apply

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>>7249052
>>7249053
>>7249054
>>7249055
NO

>>7249076
>Elle

>>7249076
>xir

>>7249084
>implying scootaloo isn't actually yellow but she appears orange because, like, there's this black hole that follows her around and sucks up all the photons that bounce off her that would make her appear yellow

DYEWTS?

>Dash in window OP for the past 4 threads
Go to bed, Anonymous.

Childlike innocence epitomized.

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>>7249084
THAT PONE IS A GOOD PONE

I WOULD LIKE TO PICK HER UP AND TAKE HER TO GET COFFEE

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>>7249081
right here

>>7249084
oh god hnnng she's so happy

>>7249084
>i'll make a contest which no one that can beat my favourite can compete
warhammer40kfandom.php

>>7249040
>He never did anything important
I don't think you understand how ubiquitous the GCC compiler is. If you own any device less powerful than a PC, chances are high that the software it's running was compiled with GCC.

>>7249087
Stallman, pls.

We'red trying to help you find a solution to your problem.

>>7249087
Why not?
Are you a casul?

>>7249087
WELL ENJOY BEING ANNOYED BY HAIR WHEN DRAWING YOU HIPPIE

>>7249096
>what is redshift

>>7249084
What do you think her favorite fetish is?

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>>7249103

>>7249115
eggplay

>>7249115
Male mutilation.

>>7249123
So she's into cutfags?

>>7249115
pone on pone

>>7249116
>catch rate of 6.5%
good luck with that, dude

but really I am going to draw bye

>>7249119
>tfw you can buy wooden, metal and plastic solid eggs for self insertion

>>7249119
This one is new to me.
Does she insert eggs into her vagina and crush them with her cuntmuscles?

>>7249103
How rude!

>>7249138
I hope you find your headband!

I'm sorry we scared you away...

M...marry me?

>>7249123
What sort of mutilation are we talking about?>>7249136

>>7249146
>not marring a DS where you captured Reu
Do you even Japan?

>>7249143
It would leave crushed shell everywhere inside she tried that once.

>>7249136
That's not a fetish.

>>7249146
>The wild Reu fled!

>>7249138
>Implying my catch rate isnt 100% because I'm a pokemon master

>>7249163
Wouldn't that be her fetish though? To feel that gooey egg paste filling her up and dripping out of her.

>>>/vp/

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Satire or not. Do you people realize how creepy you are?

>>7249187
Yes

>>7249183
You can pour in the liquid part of the egg in, you know.

>>7249187
I would say that I am acutely aware of how creepy I am.

But there's no point fighting it.

Also it's kinda funny.

>>7249187
But anon, I want to fuck horses. That's not satire.

>>7249187
Of course

>>7249187
They're obviously just being creepy ironically.

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>>7249187

>>7249187
D-do you want to see my pokeballs anon~

>>7249193
That just wouldn't be the same. She needs that sensation of crushing them inside with her muscles to get off.

>>7249194
>kinda
whole world is a joke
may as well participate

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>>7249187
>Satire
What gives people this kind of idea

>>7249187
Most people here aren't serious. And most peole here don't take it seriously
This is the difference betwen 4chan and almost every other place

>>7249195
Nor is it creepy. That's entirely normal here. I think he was referring to the guy wanting to marry Reuniclus.

>>7249212
Comedian pls

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>>7249217
Keep believing, anon.

>>7249225
>red
Twily doesn't work well with red.

>>7249187
IT BEGINS

>>7249217
>Most people here aren't serious.
but then what are we doing here?
cirklejerking all day, waifuing ponies?

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

>>7249209
We are talking about Fluttershy here, not Gilda. Yellow pony isn't accustomed to barbed cocks.

>>7249223
heh
didn't even think of that
he had a point though

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>>7249237
Pls no

>>7249239
>wherefore?!

Because.

Would you prefer we actually interact with other human beings?

What kind of fucking psychopath are you, anon?

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>>7249225

>>7249239
For fun and wasting time. This is the only place where our type of fun, our mannerisms and jokes are accepted

So I have a cold, and I decided to watch some pone. I pull out the iPod Video and watch pone in bed. Suddenly, I realize that I really haven't watched the S2 episodes since S2. I start with Luna Eclipsed, and I watch them in Modified Chronological Order[/spoiler and damn if it wasn't the best ever.

I haven't watched the show enough recently.

>>7249235
but magenta is fine anon >>7249214

>>7249258
No one around here has watched the show enough.

Not enough to justify this thread or this board or this fandom, at least.

Maybe some of the animators, but that's it.

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>>7249250

>>7249250
>twilight red & black hair
what is this edgy OC faggotry?

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>>7249255
Onii chan

>>7249239
>waifuing ponies?
>implying I have a waifu

>cirklejerking all day
>FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
Fun. Entertainment.
This: >>7249256

Of course, that doesn't mean I wouldn't unironically fuck ponies if they existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqRpXkSz4AQ
>All that spaghetti

>>7249286
I only fuck ironically

>>7249280
It's called "shading".

>>7249296
You're called "shading".

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>>7249285
Was it good for you too, sis?

>>7249288
oh god there's more
I'm not ready for more

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>waifuing ponies?

But I can't help it

>>7249299
You're mums called "shading."

>>7249291
>I only fuck ironically
Alright colour scheme
Cute pony
6/10

>>7249308
What's that pool around her? Did she pee herself in her sleep?

>>7249312
funny thing is
I'm pretty sure an attitude like that would get you laid plenty

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>>7249303
No

>>7249276
I actually watched every episode at least three times.
And I still watch at least an episode once per week besides the new one.


Honestly it's one of the very few cartoons that I actually rewatch so soon. I can't stand rewatching things I've seen unless it's been a few years since I completely forgot about them but for some reason I can watch pony multiple times without problems

You know something I'm gonna watch the pilots again now

>>7249326
twilight, next time come to me first if you don't know how spray cream works

>>7249317
Remember that "pls draw fluttershy wetting the bed" thing?

>>7249317
yes
"fluttershy bedwetting :3c"

>>7249317
Yes

Isn't it cute?

>>7249288
>Dat poor average looking black kid in the clutches of that terrifying hambeast that's at least twice his weight
I'm so sorry.

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>>7249326
pony should lick pony

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>>7249326
Oh, but I can't leave you unsatisfied. Time to go again!

>>7249337
Can't say I do. When was that?

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>>7249351
But onii chan

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>>7249340
>>7249342
I'd let her sleep on my lap every night.

ponies are alike

>>7249354
2011

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>>7249373
>2011 was 12 years ago

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>>7249380
>2011 was 12 years ago
>12 years ago was 14 years ago

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>>7249380
>2008 was 5 years ago
Where did those 5 years of my life go...

>>7249380
>sad frog will never be happy, like he was originally

>>7249389
>14 years ago will be (sqrt)2 years from now

>>7249389
>It's been 15 days since season 2 ended

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>>7249402
>Tomorrow was yesterday

>>7249288
>14:00
>pedobear cosplay

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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How ded is this pone?

>>7249450
That pone is too cute to die.
She will live forever.

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>>7249450
[ded]

rollin off that molly

>>7249458
Will she remain a blank flank filly?

>>7249450
The wave function refuses to collapse.

>>7249459
Which pone would make the biggest scene at a funeral?

>>7249288
>that girl in black and purple suit at 13:55
u-unf

>>7249476
Rarity.

>>7249471
In the sleep of death what cutie mark might come?

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>>7249476
This one

>>7249471
The blankest.
One day he will realize she's perfect just the way she is.

>>7249482
>>7249480
>she works tirelessly to make the blackest, most extravagant funeral dress ever
>and then ruins it with mascara-rich tear-stains

Why Mewball uses "saldtea" name for his porn? That's pathetic.

>>7249493
Isn't that Danish for "salty tea"?

>>7249493
Waht?

>>7249288
>Cute built-fat guy going for the ugly star wars girl
No
Noooo
You can do better

>>7249482
>>7249480
I kinda disagree
She'll be the most affected probably but the biggest scene? She may be a drama queen but I think she would probably hold herself till she's alone

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>>7249482
>Rarity's legs

>>7249474
Why would you want it to collapse? Collapsing is bad.

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>>7249490

>>7249520
>dem hocks
unf

>>7249505
Would you drink your favorite pony's salty tea?

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http://illalwaysbe.deviantart.com/art/SURPRISE-301732345

>>7249520
Why are pony legs so perfect?

>>7248887
Rarity looks great
Sweetie looks like a goat

>>7249541
Because haunches, hocks and hooves.

>>7249520
>epileptic rarity

>>7249536
>promo pinkie
>not proto pinkie
pleb/10

>>7249536
>Pony tattoo
>Pony tattoo of a pony who, while technically made by the creator, has never been in the show whose entire personality is created by the fandom

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>>7249536

>>7249515
it is stupid. you still can easily figure out it is him by his lines

>>7249518
>You take her to her room
>She assures you that's she okay, things like this happens, it's natural
>you don't even have time to leave the house before hearing her crying

>>7249493
Where, I don't see anything like that

>>7249564
Coul you post a link?

>>7249562
>tfw no more song embeds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brXuXaCx5aw

>>7249536
This guy also has a tattoo of Slugbox's OC.
And he follows me on DA.

>>7249560
It's even worse
She was in G1 but the current personality is nothing like the one from the show

>>7249518
Nah, she's a performer. She'd make sure everyone knew that she was the most distraught out of everyone.

If it was Sweetie's funeral it would be true.

>>7249577
What a shame.

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>>7249536
>>7249578

>>7249583
She's a lady first
A lady would never act like that

>>7248852
10/10 would bang

>>7249566
>Walk down the hallway
>Open the front door
>Close it again without moving
>She starts crying as soon as she hears it close

>>7249589
>She's a lady first.
She is a massive drama queen first, do you even.
Come on now, I love Rarity, but you're blinding yourself.

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>>7249578
>>7249587

>explaining this to your grandkids

>>7249603
>explaining this to you
potential employer
significant other
family

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>>7249603

>>7249603
>implying you can't remove tattoos

>>7249609
I think it's on his leg, he won't have to explain it in an interview if he only wears pants.

>>7249609
>explaining this to yourself

>>7249609
>potential employer
>significant other

>implying bronies will ever have these

>>7249609
>Significant other
10/10 would laugh again

>>7249614
That slugbox one looks like a fairly expensive tattoo. Seems like a waste.

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>>7249603

>>7249595
I'm not blinding myself. She likes attention that is true but she wouldn't start making a huge ass scene at funeral.

Like I said she is a lady. She doesn't act uncouth. She was a drama queen with her friends and with the Diamond Dogs. She acts childish like in that gif only when she was alone

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>>7249618
>"Sir, why is it that you wear pants with only one leg?
>"Uhh..."
>"UHH..."

>>7249618
>he won't have to explain it in an interview
I'm not being pedantic here, I agree that if he has a job already or if he's applying to work somewhere like Target no one is going to give a shit, but it's big business right now to hire people who scour facebook and twitter to make sure potential hire-es are not lunatics

and, well

What are the TWO worst fetishes that can actually be enacted in real life?

>>7249618
>Wearing pants to interviews
It's like you never want to be hired.

>>7249629
>that yellow wrist bullseye

Well at least he knows his fate.

>>7249638
Scat and mutilation.

>>7249621
Does she have a shy bladder?

>>7249621
u-unf
link pls

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>>7249629

>>7249621
I don't see a link

>>7249634
>At the beach
>One leg of the board shorts is extended to cover the whole leg
>"It's uh... a medical thing"

>>7249637
...What if someone doesn't have a facebook or a Twitter?

>>7249621
source!

>>7249638
Pedophilia, snuff

>>7249637
>Facebook and Twitter
You're right. And you just know this guy posted everywhere "LOOK AT MY NEW AWESOME TATTOO!"

>>7249634
>>7249659
I think this is why Final Fantasy characters dress the way they do

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>>7249629
That RD tattoo would be pretty cool if it wasn't so xboxhueg

>>7249667
>Teedus has a Sanic tatoo

>>7249660
>...What if someone doesn't have a facebook or a Twitter?
Honestly that would probably be more difficult to explain. Like, this guy is some kind of social shut in lunatic. Clearly not a team player, etc..

What an age

>>7249638
Mutilation and snuff.

>>7249638
snuff
necrophilia

>>7249668
The Celestia one is by far the best one

>>7249649
>shy bladder
Are you >implying fluttershy does weird things to her bladder and those kinds of things have been enacted upon Trixie's bladder too?

>>7249288
>The chubby guy interested in the Robin girl runs into her with her mother
Oh this is too good

>>7249676
>implying

>>7249650
>>7249656
>>7249662
http://saltedtea.tumblr.com/image/40153356860

>>7249672
>It says here you don't have a facebook. Care to explain?
>"Facebook doesn't respect privacy."
And that's that.

>>7249671
>not a Teedus tattoo
He was drunk at the time
It seemed like a good idea

>>7249686
>tfw you tried saldtea

>>7249684
>The mom clearly doesnt like him

>>7249686
I'm not really seeing the resemblance, honestly.
Still, followed.

>>7249685
At least no one would know it's pony related unless he tells them

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>>7249688
>"Isn't that a good thing?"

>>7249688
>It says here you don't have a facebook. Care to explain?
>"Well, I did for a while when I was a teenager, but I never really got into it. It can be a big time-waster."
And that's how you interview

>>7249694
Me too, no wonder it didn't work, the guy can't spell.

>>7249699
>a faggy wiggly sun tattoo
>not obvious as fuck

>>7249686
Oh
That doesn't really look like his

>>7249707
>sun
>pony related
Anon, you need a break, you've been ponying too hard