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Twilight, you ain't got no laygs Edition

Meanwhile back in the 'Nam: >>7216978
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>rape
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>rape
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WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED ON THIS WORLD?
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>>7221240
This horse is to horsey
I want a different horse
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I AM THE GREATEST
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>talk to drawfag on skype
>they dont talk back until you make another comment on something
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dweeb~
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So when is the Horse on Horse on Man on Horse orgy starting?
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>>7221274
Eh, normal version is cuter
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>>7221278
but i am the greatest...
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>>7221284
y-you too
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Look at this adorable changeling.
Look at it and try not to love it.
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>>7221304
THEN WHY ARENT YOU IN THE WONDERBOLTS FATTY
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>>7221309

That's exactly what it wants!
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>>7221309
my love is reserved for his queen
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>>7221309
done

and

done
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>>7221281
>whine on mlpg about how nobody likes you
>do it again next thread so maybe people pay attention to you
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>>7221313
Fuck off Lightning Dust.
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>>7221313
too busy reading duh!
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Welcome back, my friends
To the ride that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Cum inside, cum inside
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>>7221334
>Doesn't even finish helping cut the wood
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>>7221281
>skype
>join some friends
>ALL of them have voice activation on
>on the highest sensitivity
>can hear EVERYTHING

I dont care if its "awkward" to laugh while pressing a button. Its better than voice activation. FUCK
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>>7221307

>your fights are legendary for their ferocity and frequency
>it seems like every other night, one of you throws the other out of the house
>but the next night, nobody else can get any sleep because of all the noise your "makeups" cause
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Remember when The Fluttershy beefed it?
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>"Damn it, Twilight!" She grabbed her semi-boner and waggled it at Twilight. "You gave me this penis, and you are goin' to get rid of it!"
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>>7221284
>Gilda affectionately calls you names during the after-sex cuddling
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>>7221240
It was so obvious someone would make that exact picture someday.
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>>7221242
i 4th this but make them so tight you can clearly see her boner
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>>7221361
Was that after Silver Surfer threw Costanza at Donut Steal?
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>>7221345
>PTT on Skype
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
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>>7221360
>it gets to the point where they cant tell if you are fighting or making up
>either way shit gets broken and sometimes someone gets thrown out by accident
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>>7221366
People don't think it UNF like it is, but it do.
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>>7221383
>the cops show up
>they end up joining in
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>take a look in the image dump threads for pictures I might not have
>they're using it as a chatroom
Goddammit.
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>>7221373
No, fuck off
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>>7221400
This has been going on for years, anon.
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>>7221379
I dont use it anymore because its shit but I hear it does have a push to talk in the hotkeys or something.

>friends then make me get some surround sound voice chat thing
>still use voice activation
>i can hear one eating chips in SURROUND SOUND

I never did identify what chips he was eating.
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>>7221400
isnt that what 4chan is?
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>>7221400
Applejack threads always turn into that thanks to a few Applefags around here. The other ones are mostly okay though.
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>>7221418
4chan's a forum, there's a difference. Slight, tiny difference, but it's there.
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>>7221405
Japanon's ponies look weird to me.
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>>7221416

Do what I did and ask.

It made me realize I haven't bought coconut biscuits in ages and now I kind of have a craving for them and pineapple soda again.
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>>7221395

>"you really are a dweeb, you know that?~"
>"yeah, i know. and you're a right bitch sometimes~"
>she gasps in mock horror and playfully smacks your ass
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>>7221405
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>>7221324
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>>7221436
Im not a fan of coconut but pineapple soda sounds good.

I didnt ask because trying to find out via the sound was more fun.
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>tfw Flitter will never milk your cock slowly with her mouth while Cloudchaser rims your asshole
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>>7221444
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would anyone care to look at a futa femrover?
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>>7221397
oh screw this
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>>7221456
>Cloudchaser will never hold you down while Flitter pulls out the sounds
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>>7221458
I would.
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ded
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>>7221456
>Not wanting to pound Flitter's furiously winking marecunt instead of her mouth
Are you a faget or something, anon?
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>>7221483

>sounds
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Imagine a machine like this, but you pony flavors

It can candy flavored pony semen if you'd like
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>you will never be violently raped to death by Braeburn

;_;
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ponk sleep.
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>>7221461

Yeah, that kinda goes too far off-track.

Besides, we all know that they'd burst in on you with her fingers in your hair and you on top of her, pounding away like mad, stopping just long enough for her to tell the cops to get the fuck out and let you two fuck in PEACE, and probably throw a pillow or something at them.
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somone draw a futa of a pony quick! Reaaly quick! I don't care if its done on mspaint just draw penis on a girl.
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>>7221483
>sounds
>as in many
that that cannot be safe anon.
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>>7221240
Amputee pony time?
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>>7221458
I'm afraid yes
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>>7221499
Twi Cum tastes like blueberry and smells like books.
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>>7221499
Those things let you combine flavors with other flavors

Could it combine pone?
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why do bronies love fedoras so much? what the fuck seriously.

before the mlp fandom i didnt even know fedoras were a thing.
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>>7221515
That picture is clearly fake. Pinkie Pie does not sleep.
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DAAAAAMN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKh_13zOGFc

That's some damn fine shooting.
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>>7221538
Is that even specifically a brony thing?
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>>7221538
>playing eve
>awake

Bullshit
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>>7221515
ponk fly
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>>7221456

We all know that CC's better at giving head, even if Flitter enjoys it more.
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>>7221535
Fusion ponies?
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>>7221456

>Cloudchaser will never suck your balls while Flitter sucks you off
>you'll never look into their pretty eyes as they do dirty things to you
>they'll never make out, never breaking eye contact with you, as you cover their faces in spunk
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>>7221538
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>>7221548
I'd like for this gif to be cut-off right above her waist.
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>>7221538
Fedoras are only a thing with ugly, stupid, poor people.

Their fashion sense is perpetually 70 years behind the rest of the world.
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>>7221444
>"oi ur 1 cheeky cunt m8 gab that 2 me mug again an see wut comes aboot"
>"shut up, dweeb."
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>>7221548
what's she bouncing on?
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It's a trilby, you retards.
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>>7221548
canonically false
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>>7221584
how horrifying
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>>7221494
I agree.
He must be a faggot or something.
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>>7221456
>tfw they will never insert a catheter in your urethra and use your bladder as their personal urinal
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>>7221494
>tfw no winking mare gf
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>>7221584
>my fetish
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>>7221538
Nerds love fedoras because they think it makes them look classy no matter what.

They don't realize that not everyone can make fedoras work, and they usually look best with a nice suit or a trench coat. Bronies, however, lack the roguish good looks to make a trench coat work either.
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>>7221483
unf
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>>7221584
marshmellow ass!
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Why is she angry MLPG?
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>>7221605
>you will never die of a horrible urinary tract infection
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>>7221605
0/10
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>>7221538

>playing eve
>hasn't fallen asleep
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>>7221605
good show
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I can't believe I got a raging hard erection to this
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>>7221562
They'd both be lovely mares who would drain me dry and make me moan like a girl
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>>7221580
Your dick
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>>7221623
futa. draw futa. celestia demands futa.
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>>7221624
>not taking cranberry pills
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>>7221623
Because Twilight's being an annoying retard.
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>>7221538
It's as bas as the new donte trying to think he's the real Dante.
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>>7221564
FUUUUUUUUUSION HA
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>>7221623
because she's stressed out from working herself too hard
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>>7221642
FOO HAAH
FOO HAAH
I CAN HEAR IT
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>>7221623
She isn't, she just has to pee super bad and Luna has been occupying the bathroom for hours.
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>>7221653
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>>7221659
>gay tag
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>>7221693
Well it is
Horns are touching man
Horns are touching
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>>7221607

>you will never be Mayor Mare's private secretary
>you will never spend all day either under her desk, eating her out, or sitting on her desk, rubbing her feet

of course, more is demanded of a private secretary than a regular secretary, so, naturally, they get more. free room and board are included, but Mayor Mare can't afford a large house on her meager civil servant's paycheck. so, you'll have to sleep in her room.
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>>7221693
Lyra is a pretty pistachio mare who craves human cock like nothing else
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>>7221701
I love the sun.
Especially during a sunset.
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It's begun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_74wT03qk
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>>7221721
That face. God damn.
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>>7221687
>filename
pffff
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>>7221720
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what the fuck are you doing nanaki
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>>7221720
I think Bonbon is cuter
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7221274
and ugly colors version of a great pony
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>>7221727
Yeah, yeah.
I know.

Better?
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>>7221614
>and they usually look best with a nice suit or a trench coat
Honestly, you can make a fedora work as long as you have the looks and the swagger.
Clothing doesn't really factor into too much unless the colors horribly clash or something.
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>>7221746
Holy shit that nigga is very very black.
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>>7221747
why is she so perfect
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>>7221746

I also hate people that constantly wear their big-ass headphones around their neck at all times.
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>>7221456
you know ponies isn't just all about sex

you could like the show, too
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>>7221768
Agreed
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>>7221761
>If you can see me, you're already dead.
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>>7221731
Lyra would be absolutely filthy in the sack
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>>7221763
That's more like it.
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>>7221773
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>>7221770
I like both
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>>7221747
Celestia is very pretty
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>>7221770
>not liking both
>2013
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>>7221784
>iloveyou.jpg
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>>7221797
>braces fetish
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>>7221623
i'm actually having trouble figuring out which emotion this is trying to convey
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>>7221784
What kind of fetishes do you think she would be into?
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What does Rarity carry in her big ass purse?
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>>7221773
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>>7221813

A smaller purse
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>>7221790
no seriously
why
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>>7221812
hugging
consensual sex in the missionary position
or doggy
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>>7221809
She's being fucked and it kinda hurts her but she's also tired and the letters are frustrating her but that invisible dick feels so good.
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>>7221812
She'd know exactly how to pleasure a human, she has the human equivalent of those "how to fuck a mare" copypastas here
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>>7221805
Please don't judge me.
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>>7221727
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>>7221825
Because she is the embodiment of perfection?
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>>7221827
But that's not filthy at all.
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>>7221640

Yeah, but really that leaves you with a choice.

CC has amazing technique - she doesn't even have to use her hands, and she can edge you to the point of aching, then make you blow what feels like an enormous load. Kings and Emperors in the days of old would have killed entire towns for a woman who could do the things she can do to you. But it's nowhere NEAR her favorite thing to do in the sack, because she hates the feel of cum on her skin and especially in her hair - and for every time she blows you, you have to head South yourself, if you catch her drift.

Flitter is less skilled than her sister - her technique isn't especially imaginative; she sticks to what works and doesn't really go for anything exotic or innovative, but she loves the way you taste, and she loves making you feel like a man, because knowing she can please you makes her feel like a woman. And she swallows.
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>>7221827
>>7221812
>ignore talk about what fetish each horse would be into
>interested in lyra's
why
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>>7221821
and an old eye shadow she uses for just the mirror?
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pinkie was trying to get kids addicted to sugar all along to pay for her own habit.
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Why is this in my Celestia folder?
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>>7221830
Good. Then she'd know to wink around my cock as much as possible.
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>>7221833
I'm in no position to judge.
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>>7221828
ah, 'tired-and-also-being-fucked-by-an-invisible-dick', that old standard

>>7221790
i want that celestia to be my nightlight. i don't need one, but if it was her, i wouldn't mind
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>>7221845
>she can edge you to the point of aching

Stop it boner
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I'M HERE TO SERVE UP A FRESH HELPING OF DESPAIR
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>>7221849
It's just something about Lyra, man.

I'm the same way.
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>>7221845
I don't know which one sounds more appealing
they both sound lovely
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>>7221845

>Flitter is the kind of girl you can snap your fingers at, and she's on her knees in front of you almost instantly

or wait is that too far
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lel

>>>/3/325022
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>>7221858
it's okay anon IKTF, maybe tomorrow
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>>7221566
Ooh, can we >tandem again?
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>>7221853
>police pony
We need more Police Pony stuff.
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>>7221845
>hands

ya lost me
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>>7221845
I'd still rather fuck her winking pissing marecunt.
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>>7221858
don't cry anon it'll be alright we all have those days
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>>7221858
FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN
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>>7221885

Hey, she's a woman - not a dog.

And just because she loves your cock doesn't mean you don't have to respect her.
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>>7221849
>ignore talk about what fetish each horse would be into
What? Where?
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>>7221845
Flitter.
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>>7221881

Never said it was an easy choice.
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>>7221871
this is synching to my music quite nicely
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>>7221895
it would be nice
I miss that pone and her speech impediment
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>>7221843
I really want to feed Celestia cake and rub her belly.

I wish I didn't have this fetish.
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>>7221908
But femdom is fine, right.

get recked turbonerd
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>>7221919
...Flitter
it has to be Flitter
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>>7221924
I'd draw some police pony. first i need to know her history.
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>>7221875
i don't have any pictures of her

help
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>>7221920
What are you listening to tonight, Juice?
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>>7221926
What if Celestia was really self-conscious of putting on weight, and you feeding her actually made her lose trust in you because she was worried you don't find her attractive as she is (thin and healthy)?

How are you gonna dig yourself outta that one.
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>>7221941
I'll take the case
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>>7221843
yeah, that could be it
Nicole Oliver's voice certainly helps
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>>7221939
She's dedicated to her job.
Has a stutter.
Has/had a zebra partner who's a stereotypical older black cop
Sometimes is shipped with a human anon
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>>7221941
How do you not have any pictures of one of the cutest background characters.
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>>7221939
she was a pony. now she is a police pony.

but she is unsure of her abilities as a police pony? she tries to act confident, anyway

>>7221942
pleb EDM stuff. but it makes me happy
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>>7221956
This is the best Lyra gif.
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>>7221977
>lyra notices your cock.gif
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>>7221977
she's not even jumping
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>>7221939
>>7221965
Pretty much what he said.
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>>7221950
I'd tell her I'd think she's perfect no matter what, as I slowly pushed another slice of cake into her mouth.
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>>7221956
how does the buttcheeks go over the tail?
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>>7221956
>tail coming out of butt crack
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>>7221977
She has way too few .gifs.
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>>7221971
>EDM stuff
Post one? I quite like EDM stuff if it's chill and not shit.
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>>7221926
shhhh
it's okay
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>>7221932

Femdom, nothing.

This isn't a dom/sub relationship in either direction. You just have a girlfriend whose favorite thing to do in bed is sucking you off.

And really, snapping your fingers at ANYONE is just plain rude.
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if anyone feels like committing suicide just watch 3 seconds of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_0i6ZZT4pY
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>>7221989
>that's her tail
Clearly you have never seen a pony's fart.
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>>7221977
No this one is
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>>7221995
>distended stomach
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so police pony is a terrible pony cop but she has a heart of gold?
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>>7221977
but that's wrong
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>>7221977
>implying
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>>7222003
>that video
NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>7221950

i'm going to loop my hands around her hips and i'm going to tell her that the only way she could make herself unattractive to me is if she stops being her. then i'm going to take her to bed, and silence any complaints with kisses, because there's no way to talk your way out of a hole: one way or another, you have to climb out.
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This is sweet.
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>>7222004
Of course not. You can't see a fart.
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>>7221996
i said get reckt
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>>7222011
she's good at her job when things get down to the wire
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>>7222011
Something like that
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>>7222029
It would be cool if Fluttershy was not a dog.
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What do you call a naval officer who won't stop talking about Cheerimac, Rarijack, Lyrabon, etc.?
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>>7221845
>CC doesn't like the feeling of cum on her skin or hair
Bet she loves a big creampie.
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>>7222029
It would be nice if FS was actually a pony
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>>7221995
It's not okay because I know I'll never get the chance to feed her cake.

It hurts
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>>7221993
it's just mainstream stuff. Avicii, Dervid Guetta, shit like that.

>>7222011
not terrible, but you can tell she has great potential
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>>7221996
Then what's CC's favorite thing to do?
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>>7222043
omg ihave...to ...draw...her
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>>7222050
>you will never give Cloudchaser an urethral creampie
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Would you rather have sex with your fave pone, or Kanga?
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>>7222058

Well, aside from that, she's willing to try lots of other positions - you could say that she's very flexible
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>>7222011
She's just very inexperienced, but very eager to please.

Which is unf worthy, ya know?
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>>7222083
furries pls

pls
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>>7222083
Kanga. I don't want to fuck my waifu.
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>>7222048
a dick
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>>7222048
Sir because im enlisted.
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>>7222009

Am I the only one who thinks a hayshake tastes like a cross between a bowl of oatmeal and a vanilla shake?
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>>7222058
Being casually fucked on the coach while she plays video games.
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>>7222097
>>7222099
Nope!

"MidSHIPman"!

It's a pun because those are all ships.
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>>7222083
I can't say for sure.
It would be down to the circumstances, and who did a better job of seducing me.
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>>7222063
Good luck
And don't forget her partner is an old Zebra cop with two weeks till retirement
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>>7222072
sometimes I worry my fetish might be too weird
then I see posts like these
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>>7222103
It's not a hayshake, that's just the brand logo
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>>7222117
>her partner is an old Zebra cop
huh, never heard of that one. pics?
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>>7222083
Twilight Sparkle. She's way sexier than Kanga.
Kanga is quite nice too though.
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>>7222053
but you can take comfort in the fact that were you able to, she would enjoy every second of it
probably the belly rubs more than the cake
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>>7222118
Jerking it to ponies helped me give up my diaper fetish.

I'm hoping to sort of trade up from here to the next fetish on the totem pole until, years from now, I get off on just big breasts.
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Damnit twilight take your magical shenagingans elsewhere.
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>>7222118
What is your fetish?
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>>7222129
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>>7222112

>Anon was promptly thrown overboard by the crew
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>>7222099

I SALUT U BRAEV SOLE WHO DEFENS OAR CONSTATUTANOL WRIGHTS AND FREDUMBS FROM DA BAD GUIZE. JEZUZ LUVS U!
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>>7222147
Wh
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>>7222139
>tfw i cant give up my diaper fetish
it will haunt me to my dying days.
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>>7222103
like, it has the texture of oatmeal, but a little bit smoother, and ice cream?
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>>7222139
>Jerking it to ponies helped me give up my diaper fetish.
As in you just find ponies a lot hotter than non-pony diaper fetish art?
Why not mix them?
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>>7222148
sibling incest
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>>7222156
>Naval Captain Hugo Weaving is under arrest for shooting a recently recruited shipmate who made a silly pun in front of his Captain.
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>>7222171
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>>7222168

Sort of, like if you finely pureed a bowl of decent-quality oatmeal and added it to a vanilla shake.
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>>7222177
Fluttershy is best diaper pone, prove me wrong.
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>tfw no fetish
feels terrible. i wish i had even a shitty fetish. nothing is hot anymore
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>>7222171
>You cum in her mane
>Oh fingle fangle
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>>7222160
How do you even get a diaper fetish anyway?
Surely you aren't sexually attracted to toddlers?
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>>7222192
That sounds kind of gross.
I'm thinking more of just like a vanilla shake with a bit of a wheaty tinge.
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>>7222137
but she already loves cake so much
>>
MLPG bacon
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>>7222083
>Mrs. Cake or Kanga
Fat MILF ass, or fat MILF ass
HMM
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>>7222177
not that anon, but as someone who faps a lot to both pony porn and diaper porn, i really cant get off to diaper pony porn. probably because most of it is awful even by diaper porn standards, but the concept just doesnt do anything for me.
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>>7222129
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>>7222104

in what position? does she want to sit on my lap, or does she want it doggy style? does she want me to lay down on her, or does she want to do it cowgirl?

and perhaps even more importantly, does she wear a mic while she's playing? does she want all the silly boys she's playing with to hear her passionate moans and orgasmic screams, and know that she's got such a great boyfriend so that they won't hit on her?

she's not a GAMR GRRL, but she's certainly not above distracting the boys with the sounds of her passions if it means she wins.
>>
We are pretty horny tonight, eh guys.
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>>7222192
maybe add something else to flavor, like cinnamon or something
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>>7222206

Well I couldn't think of any other way to add an oatmeal flavor.
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What's Applebee?
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>>7222212
>Milkmare is looking above ____________
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>>7222198
Not him, and it's not one of my strongest kinks, but it's mostly the mindbreak aspect of forced mental regression.
But, of course, everyone's different.
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>>7222183
Oh, yeah. That's my #2 after watersports/bladderfucking.
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>>7222195
what about a fixation?
like an ass fixation
or something
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>>7222213
Why not both at once?
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>>7222237
>less than 0
I sure hope your integers are signed or that's a lot of care.
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>>7222229
It's a Murrican restaurant chain.
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>>7222245
OMG IT'S A "ON A CROSS AND ARROW" REFERENCE, GUYS!
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>>7222137
Would eating so much cake make her gassy?
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>>7222229
It's a restaurant.
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>>7222245

You know he popped a stiffy crossdressing as his sister
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>>7222220
>>7222104
>>7222086

>tfw nobody ever does anything with CC's canon flexibility
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>>7222222
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>>7222160
It's a rough life. I am way too self-conscious to ever tell any of my partners.

>>7222177
I didn't like having a diaper fetish. You don't get a lot of say in what gets you hard, but diapers are a pretty out-there fetish, I am and always have been very aware. For most of my teen years, I was afraid my parents might find out, and then after that, my roommates or romantic partners.

My father is a director of network security and used to do a lot of shit to our home router with blocking and tracking because he was paranoid about viruses from foreign countries. I've always harbored a hidden fear that he looked at the website history log directly in the router itself, visited the websites I went to, and knew about my fetish but didn't say anything.

For years I refused to get porn anywhere but 4chan because I was afraid of being traced, and threads die for good on /d/.
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>>7222229
Applebee's is an American restaurant chain that specializes in being the place you take people to on their birthday when you don't know them that well.
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>>7222198
>Surely you aren't sexually attracted to toddlers?
no not even a little bit. There are a lot of reasons i like it. humiliation, the feel of them, the loss/release of control. its rather multi-faceted. Diaperfags being pedo's is the biggest misconception about the fetish
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>>7222195
That sounds awful, how do you even cope?
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>>7222229
>What's this company that I could have googled in the time it takes to upload the picture and wait for replies?
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>>7222189
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>>7222229

a vomit factory
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>>7222252
He said "or"
Otherwise I'd be all over both
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>lunafags
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>>7222286
I'm to lazy to open another tab and leave the general
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>>7222198
Not pedo at all. For me, diapers are about the humiliation and submissive aspects.

About two thirds of diaper fetishists don't even like to use them for their intended purpose.
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>>7222272

Flexibility is Blossomforth's thing
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>>7222212
>pone have blindfold orgies
>sometimes mistakes happen
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>>7222283

>you will never be so poor that you can't afford your after-dinner party mints
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>>7221124
>11am to 5pm
casual
yesterday I slept from 10am to midnight
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>>7222298
>tears
Seriously this pisses me off more than anything else.
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MLPG

I demand cute
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>>7222308

But CC has it too.
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>>7222238
Cum in my bladder, little brother, we don't want another darling little sibling added to our happy little family just yet
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>>7222323
You want cute?

Posting cutest pone.
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>>7222287
I fixed that for you


can't believe I miseed this
>>7222222
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>>7222323

ok
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>>7222336
Yes
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>>7222323

what is this, some sort of soft-core vore?
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>>7222330
Don't make me post that fucking story, anon.

Don't make me do it.
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>>7222320
Seriously.
>Luna cares about me! I mean, she hasn't shown anything to prove that she would care in the show, but in this fanfic I wrote, she cared about me a lot! So she totally would!

>>7222323
how about cute and perfect?
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>>7222323
Don't tempt death, anon.
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>>7222323
Are you not entertained
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>>7222346
>cute and perfect
>>>>>>>>>Rarity

Rainbow Dash / 10
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>>7222346
>Rarity sees a dick.png
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>>7222272

I know, right?

I remember finding a lot of smut people drew of Ty Lee, and almost none of it did anything with that either. Probably because the artists were lazy and didn't wanna draw any crazy poses.

Those fuckers were sitting on a gold mine and they couldn't even pick up a shovel...
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What if Rarity was a Bison?
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>>7222339
>>7222350
>>7222354
unf
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>>7222358
I think it's more like they had a shovel but not a pickaxe.
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>>7222271
projecting much anon?
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>>7222350
I am already dead.
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>>7222361
She'd have perfectly white teeth
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>>7222323
B-Boo?
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>>7222323
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>>7222323
Cutest episode yet
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>>7222380
Babs stop being cute
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>>7222380
Babs is so cute when she tries to hide her ass with her tail.
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>>7222344
they are putting their mouth on the other and blowing out, it tickles/feels weird

have you never cuddled/horsed around (pun not intended).
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>>7222355
16.4/10?
A bit low don't you think?
Rarity deserves better
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>>7222380
that's not how it goes you fucking stupid pony
you don't even have your dog suit on
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>>7222330
sometimes I worry about you, sis...
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>>7222384
is there a gif of Dash carrying scoots through the air? because someone should post it
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>>7222380
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>>7222383
>Group rape
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>>7222220
She likes to just lie casually on the coach and let you do all the work. She wants you to gently lift her hindquarters and fuck her nice and slow.

She might wear a mic if she is playing a multiplayer game, but she wouldn't make a sound. At least not until you started thrusting harder, and unless you wanted to regret it later, you wouldn't do that until she told you to.
She wants you to make her cum just as she wins or beats the final boss so that she can finally let out all that pent up arousal while watching the credits.
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Babs is cutest and pudgiest CMC.
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>>7222399
I don't know man

I've been astray without smiles. gif. dumps. I had them all saved and handy once...
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>>7222339
shit nigga dats kawaii
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>>7222410
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>>7222410
>>7222391
>>7222388
>>7222380
>Terrible voice. -1000000/10, would not watch the adventures of
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>>7222277
I have an ageplay fetish.

Can you imagine what I went through during Magic Duel?

Canon age spells? Hnnng.
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>>7222399
I got some cute scootadash.
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>>7222416
DESU NEE
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>>7222346
>That pony is my waifu! She'd totally cry over me for unexplained reasons. Because the only expression that accurately conveys love or sadness is tears.
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Incestuous Cuddling Pones are best pones
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any predictions for what sorts of "le epic new may mays" will come out of the new Discord episode?
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>>7222330
The fun has been doubled. That is literally my #1 fetish - to cum in my sister's tight piss-filled bladder.
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MORE CUTE
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>>7222423
I-IT WORKS

She hates him.
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>>7222429
all non-scootabuse scootadash is cute.
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>>7222427
mah nigga
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>>7222427
Yer cruisin' for a bruisin' juice
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>>7222380

no, it's "b-bark". you are a very bad dog.
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>>7222400
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>>7222428
>canon age spells
>they were just sleight of hand
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>>7222427
>not finding her voice kinda cute
What the fuck, man? You used to be cool, Juice.
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>>7222442
>>7222443

>mixed signals
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>>7222433
Discord breaking the fourth wall in amazement and saying "Can you Bronies believe this?" and returning to the scene
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>>7222441
Yes.
Yes it is.
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>>7222449
DYEWTS? Trixies were legit.
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>>7222449

>hand
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>>7222443
Hey. Stuff it.
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>>7222449
dude
dude
come on dude
DYEWTS?
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>>7222312
unf
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>>7222454
kill me
don't even fucking joke about that
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>>7222449
Trixie wasn't playing tricks.

But I was a little disappointed that AJ and Rarity weren't really turned into fillies. I can imagine, though.
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>>7222439
>Snips has a huge crush on Babs
>He follows her everywhere she goes
>Buys her flowers and candy everyday
>Babs thinks he's weird and wants nothing to do with him

Snips...Snips has had hard life.
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>>7222458
trixie never casted one
>>7222464
>muh headcanon
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>>7222454
I will murder you if this turns out to be true.
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>>7222454

>the collective sound of bronies clapping everywhere deafens every living creature on the planet
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>>7222454
no, just fucking... fuck

no i cant even thinkabout it

fuck you.
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>>7222450
dude, it sounded so bad in bad apple or whatever, i just couldn't deal. it's a bad voice, man. just like twist. terrible voice, dear god
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>>7222428
D-does anyone know of any age regression fics?

I haven't seen any at all out there, though I haven't hunted aggressively. I think someone in the general was writing one right after Magic Duel?
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>>7222454
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>>7222471
If Sweetie Belle can pull of filly Rarity, it means Sweetie Belle is also very beautiful.

Some good canon came of it, anon.
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>>7222461
GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER
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>>7222437
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU IDIOT
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>>7222482
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>>7222488
Koot
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>>7222474
>
>>7222464
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>>7222454
Shut the FUCK up, Juice
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holy shit you guys
Babs Seed is a play on words for bad seed
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>>7222474
She cast it twice, dummy.

>But muh wrong opinions
Go re-watch
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>>7222499
>>7222496
>no arguments
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>>7222474
I did not want a ticket
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>>7222472
>several months later he's found hanged in the everfree
AND THUS ENDS OUR TALE OF THE SAD, UGLY LITTLE COLT.
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>>7221977
wat a qt
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>>7222487
What you said about the circus ride really open my eyes.

Here, I brought you another drink.
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>>7222483
Oh yeah, I still am. Where Twilight practices an age spell that breaks down the process so it's gradual instead if instant, and you engage in copious amounts of sexual intercourse as her body shrinks smaller, and she gets tighter and more enthusiastic about her progress.

I slacked off on it though
Keep going Y/N?
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>>7222454
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>Babs Seed
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>>7222516
that sounds pretty pedo
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>>7222498
Twilight is the moment before day and night
Her name is Trixie and she does tricks
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>>7222518

WAH ZAH
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>>7222498
mind=blown
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>>7222508
Thats because there is no actual argument. You are simply wrong.
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>>7222454
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>>7222516
Please do.
I'd read that.
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>>7222475
>>7222470
>>7222480
hey, given DeLancie's affinity for bronies, it might just happen
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>>7222508
epic troll dude

[s]Let's go back to ponychan these guys have had enough.[/s]
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>>7222517
That awful sidemouth makes me scream internally.
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>>7222492
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Uh oh, I think Babs has a case of shittystockvectoritis
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>>7222516
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
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>>7222524
why are you posing like that
stop it
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>>7222521
It isn't pedo, she's actually an adult pony. She just uses a spell on herself. Consensually, presumably.
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>>7222512
B-But Babs would eventually give in to his advancements and they would fall in love
A--And they'd get married and be happy and stuff
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>>7222546
>it's not pedo if its consensual sex with a minor
loooooooooooooool
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>>7222531
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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>>7222483
i remember reading one where FS regressed Dash but it was pretty awful.
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>>7222550
It's more like fucking a midget than a minor.
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>>7222550
>Implying Twilight is a minor
They're young adults, anon.
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>>7222549
It's too late, anon.
He's already dead.
Now Snails is all alone, too.
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>>7222531
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7222472

>brings her flowers
>"What is this? You sayin' I'm too girly for a real gift?"
>brings her candy
>"You tryin' to say I'm fat or somethin'?!"

"I... I just can't win, Snails."
"Well, you know what they say, Snips - if she doesn't appreciate you for who you are, all the presents in the world won't make it worth the trouble."

"You know what? You're right!"
"...About what?"
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>>7222558
If cutie mark = puberty they are well below the age of majority.
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>pedophiles deserve respect
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>>7222550
correct. while her body might be physically younger that doesnt (presumably) take back years of her life. All of this is also assuming Twilight is actually of age, which is seemingly assumed in the show.
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>>7222559
Why anon?
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>>7222475
>>7222470
>>7222480
It would surprise me but I wouldn't really care. I would be more annoyed by the amount of shit that follows it though.
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>>7222573
It's a moot point if she's not of age.

You don't see people crying pedo to the other vast amounts of pony porn.
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>>7222573
same argument as the "she's not a little girl she's a 5000 year old demon princess" fags
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>>7222575
Because everything you love must burn.
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>>7222567
Twilight has a cutie mark. It's that star-like thing on her butt. And by that definition, she's been legal since she was, like, 6 and hatched Spike as her entrance test.
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>>7222577
I'm not annoyed by the brony orgasms when the show makes references.

I'm annoyed by the fact that the show is deliberately trying to induce a brony orgasm in order to sell girly products to young men.
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RIP Rarity
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which of the main 6 would say gen1 is still the best and the rest is shit
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>>7222483
Am I imagining it or wasn't there one where Trixie overpowers Twilight and turns her into a foal, then uses mind control magic to make her suckle at her teats and call her mommy?
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>>7222564
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>>7222592
We don't know the ages of the ponies so this argument is basically moot.
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>>7222606
None of them, even Pinkie isn't that stupid.
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which pony shall I pretend to cuddle tonight?
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This sort of dilemma is why I stalled writing it. Technicality this and that, I don't know what to do. Finish it and catch ire for the moral implications of leave it unfinished?
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>>7222584
but the moral issue with pedophilia isnt the physical nature of the victim its their mental state and inability to actually consent.
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>>7222621
Twist
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>>7222605
that's amazing. i'll use one for school

>>7222573
yo, if you were this invested in writing it as you are defending it, it would be done by now

>>7222606
none, the main six are all reasonable ponies and realize that not everything they're interested in has to pander to their sense of nostalgia
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>>7222606
>fire starter
shit
>water starter
boring
>grass starter
kawaii as fug
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>>7222622

Diamond Tiara
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>>7222606
its almost like
it got worse and worse as more generations came out
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>>7222618

Gen 1 was actually bretty gud 5/5
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>>7222606
>dat 7th gen fire starter
Are they TRYING to make me boner?
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>>7222623
Who gives a shit about ire, you're anonymous.
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>>7222626
try holding that up in a court of law
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>>7222639
Well, I am because I'm posting without my name...
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>>7222596
Well we're on opposite ends then. The bronies would buy products regardless. A single blatant shout-out won't really have any impact on me as long as the rest of the show retains its quality.
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>>7222632
It didn't get worse, you just got older.
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>>7222640
>court of law
>caring about moral issues

Gay marriage is already legal in a lot of places, man.
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>>7222632
It mostly did. That gen6 fire starter looks pretty nice though.
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>>7222640
well thats sort of pointless as its impossible to revert ones age irl.
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>>7222651
>gay marriage = pedophilia
ok you had a good run but now the train ride is over
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>>7222606

none, since all of them know that Mudkip is the best starter. period.
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>>7222628
Get all six when they release man
Use each one for different things
Pinkie for music, Twilight for books, Rarity for movies, Fluttershy for bestiality porn and so on
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>>7222630
...okay
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>>7222654
it looks like shit
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>>7222564

>reading this in their voices

Oh fuck
this is too good
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>>7222657
>moral issues = train rides

That statement doesn't even make sense. Try rephrasing in English.
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>>7222653
Ro-Ro-Ro-tate
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>>7222653
would you harass a tiny applejack
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>>7222541
CONGRATULATIONS

THAT IS THE SECOND IMAGE WHERE BABS DOES NOT LOOK ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS
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>pedo-politics
>in latenight/morning MLPG
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>>7222670

your owl
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>>7222665
Is that... futa Pinkie?
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>>7222657
He has a point.
It's only a matter of time until all forms of sexual interaction are legal.
It will never end, look what you have wrought upon the world.
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>>7222678
No, it's just a horribly-placed vagina
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>>7222675
But it always happens in night threads.
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>>7222678
I don't know. Her skeletal structure is so damaged it's hard to tell.
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>>7222653

RD looks like her tongue just found AJ's tight little asshole and marecunt.
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>>7222667
>morals being relevant
>ever
pls
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>>7222658
that's a funny way of spelling Turtwig

>>7222659
maybe just rarity, twilight and applejack. I would never willingly buy anything Pinkie Pie. the blindbag was a exception; i didn't know what I was getting
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So Rarifags are the Sonic fandom? Makes sense.
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>>7222672
naaah, I'd just want to help her get back to normal
...maybe carry her around in my pocket for a bit
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>>7222651

No. Stop that.
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>>7222673
She is horrifically adorable there, isn't she.
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>>7222673
Disagree. I thought she looked pretty bad there.
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>>7222693
I just can't get angry anymore.
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>>7222682
Looks like her balls though, except there is no visible cock.
If it was has vagina, it should have been much higher up, just under her butt, not on her belly.
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>>7222693
why does all sanic art look like its drawn by the exact same person?
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>>7222679
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>>7222693
That doesn't even match the autism of Fluttershy, Dash, and Twilight fans.

Nice try.
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>>7222702
ur a faget
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>>7222704

>no brazzers logo
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>>7222697
Of course, all that needs to happen is for people to draw her nose smaller.

But then it wouldn't be drawing her correct.
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>in the future we'll be able to have sex with children because society gradually becomes more open minded
I'm going to build myself a time machine.
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>>7222706
AKA: horribly-placed vagina
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>>7222694
How would a pony carry you around if you were tiny?

Magic if they're a unicorn, of course, but aside from that...

There's the mouth, which seems dangerous with the threat of teeth, even just between the lips...

There's another set of lips your pony could hold you in, I guess. I have heard /tg/ once call it a "woman's secret pocket".
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>>7222708
YOU CAN'T STOP IT, ANON
IT'S ALREADY IN MOTION
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>7222653
Oh shit! They started putting in fetishes already in season 1, and I didn't even realize until now...
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>>7222707

Because the sonic fandom consists of 3 people, 2 of them with no working arms
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>>7222704
Gen 1 is unfest gen.
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>>7222662

>"Anon, turn the light off."
>"Just a sec, lemme--"
>"Did that sound like a request?"
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why is this in my pony r34 folder?
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>>7222706
It's a vagina, faglord.
You just have to see a dick in every picture, don't you.
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>>7222707
I guess they all try to copy the official style?
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>>7222708
I'd jump on moot
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>>7222726
They KEEP putting my book-hitting-people-and-causing-them-pain fetish into the show.

It's fantastic.
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>>7222693
I'd fuck that Sonic Rarity.
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>>7222731
I'd tell her to shove it up her cunt at that point.
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>>7222712
no wonder you can't fly scoots
your wings are scrawny as fuck
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>>7222732
I found this in my paranormal folder a while back.
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>>7222659
Hey Dash

Why the long face
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>>7222717
i really wish they would hurry up and legalize bestiality.
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>>7222732
that's what Fluttershy's vagina looks like.

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HOW SHE WAS TALKING IN THAT POISON JOKE EPISODE
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>>7222708
>Loose one turn
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>>7222737
>Twidash shipper
And I used to respect him...
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>>7222732

to remind you of your significant moral failings.
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How many rule 34 images do you have saved?

1,345
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>>7222750
why are you so terrible to little scoots
she's just a filly, anon
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>>7222640
If magic starts existing, and this shit became possible, we'd have a whole fuck more to deal with than pseudo-pedophilia claims.
Then again, in the US, Congress enjoys complaining about useless shit so they don't have to work on the hard stuff, so maybe it would still end up being a big deal.
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>>7222752
because i broke my wing asshole
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>>7222704
I'd Lick her Split if you know what I mean
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>>7222622
i don't get how this works
i tried hugging my pillow and thinking of pony but i don't get it
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>>7222756
pinky pls stop flashing you're butt
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>>7222751

The image I posted or the one you just posted?
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>>7222762
_0_
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>>7221240
why do i think this is so fucking adorable?
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>>7222717
When you think about it, that would probably be the best way for parents to teach their kids about sex, even if they are not really sexually attracted to them.

I believe I've read somewhere that dolphins do that, so it's already kinda canon in nature.
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>>7222769
Poor Dash.
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>>7221499
i will combine fanta with fanta
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>>7222772
>Pinkie constantly puts her butt in your face and slaps your butt
>She doesn't realize how much this turns you on
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>>7222765
Sleepless in Ponyville gave me a lot of >feels
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>>7222762
is it r34 if I've fapped to it
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>>7222771
go ask tulpa general
they might be able to help you out
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>>7222779
>dolphin parents have sex with their offspring to teach them about sex
UNF BEYOND BELIEF
>>
What if Discord used old spice to turn off the sun?
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>>7222769
That is such an adorable .gif of Dash.
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>>7222768

would you suckle from DT's chubby as she whined and moaned?
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>>7222717
In the future we'll have like

transformation booths

So you can live out your wildest fantasies.

Want to fuck a little girl? Convince your GF to turn into one for the day. Pick your favorite age. Fourteen? Eight? Younger?

What about a horse? Or a show-accurate pony?

Got weird fetishes? They can turn you into a goo-man, make you tiny, give your GF a dick, turn her into a tentacle monster and you into a Japanese schoolgirl.

Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from Japanese anime.
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>>7222762
Rule 34 is nothing compared to imagination faps
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>>7222784
>i will combine fanta with fanta
you are insane
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>>7222753
Yeah, I really hate it when shitty moralfags manage to pass laws against stuff like that just because the vast majority of people are equally retarded or just don't care.
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>>7222768

>chubby DT

that's too perfect. another spoiled plump princess who blows a little too much of Daddy's cash on food and parties and not quite enough on gym memberships.

all the guys still go to war over her affections, though, because they know she's got that black AmEx for a real good reason.
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>>7222794
Dolphins are insane.
They're like the humans of the ocean.
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>>7222790
You can't really hug a tulpa, anon.

Believe me. My tulpa gets really upset over that fact.
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>>7222794
I know, right!
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>>7222788

as long as it's pony, and saved somewhere on your pc
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>>7222794
Dolphin society is REALLY REALLY REALLY laid back about sex, bro.

Literally, if you're a dolphin and you're swimming with a girl dolphin that isn't fucking you, you're probably trying to murder her or visa versa.
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>>7222796
that episode is filled with them. its basically Dash being 2cute4me: the episode
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>>7222787
It's a high tier episode. Everything was just so nice. Even luna, despite just sort of being there.

I felt like it was leading up to Applejack advice but then she dreamwalked into the episode
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>>7222804
>because they know she's got that black AmEx for a real good reason
I don't give a fuck about the dosh
I just want to raspberry that chub
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>>7222805
>the more intelligent an animal is, the crazier it is
I belee dat shit yo.
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>>7222799
That would truly be a utopia.
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>>7222774
the colgate one
but it would be an appropriate reaction image if I had incidentally found the same cosby picture so your confusion is entirely understandable
take this pony as a token of respect
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>>7222772
>you're butt
>you're
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>>7222821
Your just not to good at grammer.
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>>7222821

>pinkie pie staring into RD's gaping cunt
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>>7222798

>fat futa Diamond Tiara
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>>7222779
>it's already kinda canon in nature
STOP

TIMEOUT

YOU NEED TO TAKE A STEP BACK FROM THE INTERNET AND REFLECT ON HOW YOU JUST PHRASED THAT
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>>7222724
>How would a pony carry you around if you were tiny?
I'd climb inside her urethra and use her bladder as a swimming pool and sauna.
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>>7222814
And I was very okay with that.
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>>7222817
Twilight would vehemently disagree on that, and be offended at the underhanded jab.
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>>7222828
Now I want to see that gif of the dick cumming inside a vagina.
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>>7222828
no it's a mailbox

>>7222814
more like >not Faust's original vision for the show the episode
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Did lk ever do that rarity bit inflation pic?
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>>7222818
No, it's not a utopia. There's a really big gap between the rich and the poor. The poor can afford everything they want and need but the rich have way more than that.

And also there's still war in Africa and the ozone is completely gone. Also global warming happened so Kansas is beach-front property.

Sorry to break it to you like this.
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>>7222843

no it's RD's gaping cunt
DYEWTS?
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>>7222836
>high concentrations of ammonia kill you
gg no re
good job, retard
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>just had amazing fap to new futa rarity pic
>then i find half eaten toblerone under desk

wow, today is turning out to be the best day ever so far.
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>>7222838
But Twilight is the smartest and craziest pony in the show.

The logic is sound.
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>>7222840
that's disgusting
who would do such a thing
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>>7222734
A horribly misplaced one, apparently. And no, I don't have to see dicks in every picture, but it's placed where her balls would be.
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>>7222838
Well we'd just have to use SCIENCE! to prove it, then.
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>>7222849
it's like a gift because you forgot.
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>>7222840

Why not just watch the video?

http://videosift.com/video/Camera-inside-the-Vagina-during-intercourse-oh-my
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>>7222847
yes i do, and the show shows that rainbow dash has no genetalia
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>>7222843
>more like >not Faust's original vision for the show the episode
maybe im just too tired, but i dont get what you are trying to >imply
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>>7222813
>Literally, if you're a dolphin and you're swimming with a girl dolphin that isn't fucking you, you're probably trying to murder her or visa versa.
Eh, not quite
I've seen this documentary about a couple of dolphins that were accompanied by a bunch of researchers to get insight into their social structure and there was this one male dolphin who stopped eating because a female dolphin he made advances on rejected him and chose another mate.

He died like 2 months after because he couldn't keep up his strength anymore even though the female dolphin and her mate tried to cheer him up and feed him and stuff.
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>>7222843
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>>7222849
I am going to need a link to said Futa Rarity pic, Anon.
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>>7222747
Shove what up her cunt? The lamp?
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>>7222872
>the female dolphin and her mate tried to cheer him up
Attention, ladies. Friend zoning kills.
Please think before you friend zone.
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>>7222872
That's real fucking neat, yo.
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>>7222849

Is it the pic where shes fat?

And black?

And a human?
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>>7222872
That's actually really sad.

Unexpected feel.
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>>7222731

>"Drawfag, draw a picture of futa rarity cum inflating little futa CMCs."
>"Just a sec, lemme--"
>"Did that sound like a request?"
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>>7222869
she wanted the horses to act like, 65% horsey, like no holding shit with their hooves, if i remember correctly

the way Dash acted like in that episode was a spit in the face of that
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>>7222893
I'm going to need a link to that.
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>>7222872
>He died like 2 months after because he couldn't keep up his strength anymore even though the female dolphin and her mate tried to cheer him up and feed him and stuff.
Since alpha dolphins are more alpha than alpha humans, how omega is that dolphin that out-omega'd every human ever.
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>>7222731

>roadtripping with DT
>she never shares a bed when you check into hotels
>once she's asleep, you have to keep the lights out and stay quiet or there'll be hell to pay
>takes forever in the bathroom
>has you carry her bag

>nearly bites off the concierge's head when he tries tacking on extra fees or tells you they "don't do Rollaway beds here."
>tells him you are not going to sleep on the floor like a dog unless SHE says so.
>grudgingly shares the one bed in the hotel room
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>>7222807
>You can't really hug a tulpa, anon.
You just haven't deluded yourself enough to the point where you believe you're touching her
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>>7222879
Possibly.
If she keeps that shit up then I'll shove my fist so far up her cunt it'll come out her mouth.
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>>7222898
uBt muh fasut cannon, ujice.
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>>7222879

He'd end up mumbling "I'll... I'll shove... shove it... yeah..." to his shoes and shutting off the light.
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>>7222898
oh well whatever. i mean its a neat idea but i think its ultimately too restrictive.
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>>7222872
Reminds me of that whale with the wrong frequency ;_;
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>>7222860
>part 1
post the other parts too pls
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>>7222901

derpibooru.org/206444
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>>7222902
Anon, you're not even using these classifications correctly.
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>>7222813
In other words, they are more intellectually advanced than humans in this regard at least, having realized that sex is natural and not some bad taboo thing to be shunned.
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>>7222914
nigga...
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>>7222927
Blame religion.
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>>7222920
oh jeez
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>>7222916
What?
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>>7222893
>>7222920
>That's fat
mlpg pls
pls
You should go out more
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>>7222916
I haven't heard that one
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>>7222915
it's only restrictive if the guys working on it aren't creative enough to work within its limits

and seeing as a we got a 'trixie returns' episode this season and are getting a 'discord returns' one as well, i'd say the team is creatively bankrupt

thank god for hasbro, giving them stuff to work with like the wedding episodes
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>>7222934
Holy shit, Mr Muscle has put on a few pounds.
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>>7222920
>Doxy
>not even fat

First disappointment of 2013
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>>7222937
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>>7222933
Here comes the edginess.
I can feel it coming.
>>
So now that I jerk it to ponies, I may as well go full furfag.

Where do I get started?
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>>7222920
>person with purple hair
>ITS RARARA
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>>7222945
I thought that's mister clean
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>>7222937
Noice
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>Twily
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>>7222951
uhhh... what?
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>>7222964
>RARARA
I will never not be angry by this
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>>7222898
Human poses may be more common in S2 and S3 but they don't abuse the shit out of them. And hoofgrip existed since S1

Really I think people are praising Faust a bit too much when it comes to the show. I said this before I'll say it agiaan. She had a lot of contributions but the show is still a team effort and most people forget the other people that worked on it.

Personally I'd have Rob return rather than Faust.


Anyway doesn't matter. S3 is still great even if Faust had nothing to do with it.


And I think she was a bitch when she says that she doesn't watch the show anymore since it hurts or something like that
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>>7222975
Sorry after the pic that spawned it I thought it was funny.

Sorry
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>>7222962
>Where do I get started?
e621.net
I like club stripes
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>>7222964
>Pony with white fur, purple hair and a diamond butt
>IT'S RARARA
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>>7222982
>e621.net
Is there an easy way to remember that? Is it code?
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>>7222974
>>7222971
>>7222951
haha shit I didn't even intend that to be a pun

massive slowpoke
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>>7222943
>reusing characters to explore new ideas = being creativly bankrupt.
yeah no thats dumb. and while i guess we will never really know, but there is only so much you can do with horse anatomy before it would just become boring and repetitive.
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>>7222980
Stop apologizing
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>>7222977
I've always felt that way too.
Just based on her other work this show kind of felt like a lucky swing in the dark for her.
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>>7222903
>makes you hold the bottle for her when she has to pee in the car
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>>7222982
>club stripes
Can you get anymore vanilla?
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>>7222988
Well since you were serious, I saw a pic once that told a story about a whale that sang songs in the wrong frequency. So she could not be understood by other whales, thus not finding a pod to be with.

Over the years her songs seemed to get more desperate. The worst part is she probably doesnt even know why.
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>>7222987
it's 1 letter and 3 numbers, come on anon
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>>7222977
Rob was the probably the best creative influence to the show, but Hasbro went with with Faust because her style was easy to emulate in Flash. And with her being a G1 pony fan, she was gonna take the job no matter what.

i don't even know what i'm talking about anymore. it's just that poses like this >>7222384
kind of suck
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>>7222995
Okay

sorry
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>>7222995
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>>7222977
>S3 is still great
it's pretty okay
although the last couple of episodes were full of positive surprises
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>>7223002

She is NOT peeing in a car. End of story.

Look - there's a rest stop. Pull in there.
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>>7222933
I do, anon. I do.
I wish its very existence could simply be purged from history, but alas what's done is done.
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The writer of the last comic or book or movie has been asked to guest-write an MLP episode.

What happens?
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>>7223005
I like my cartoon porn to be vanilla
never liked futa and most other fetishes are hotter in 3dpd
exception would be bondage, but for some reason I only like that in mangas for the most part
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>>7223027
I totally called it.
>>7222958
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>>7223032
>last comic i read was the MLP comic
only good things.
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>>7223032
I dont know who wrote Dredd but there would be a lot of slow motion hugs
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>>7222933
Don't cut yourself on those edges, bro.
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>>7223032
How do we know what the last comic or book or movie ever made will be?
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>>7223049
Fuck, I meant to add in you watched/read.
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>8 page essay due in 3 hours
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>>7223032
like, the last comic book written that was released last week? or in general?

and the last movie? who knows what that is? it might be some snuff film from Bangladesh, and if that's the case, I don't want that writer working on MLP
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>>7223032
>The writer of the last comic or book or movie has been asked to guest-write an MLP episode. What happens?
Does Fluffy's Dan vs. FiM tumblr count?
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>>7223032
>James Joyce
It'd be the most brilliant cartoon you can't even understand
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>>7222994
>but there is only so much you can do with horse anatomy before it would just become boring and repetitive
Not really. In most cases there are simple ways to avoid human poses that have already been used in season 1.
There may be some cases where they essentially have to resort to human poses or hoof-gripping, but most of the time I get the impression that it's just laziness or ignorance.
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>>7223032
It's very bleak and depressing
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>>7223060
assuming you've written none so far you're pretty much fucked already

use the 3 hours to come up with a way to get an extension is the best advice I have for you
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>>7223060
>Exam in 2 hours
>Haven't even opened up my books
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>>7223060
I hope you've started
Because you're fucked if you haven't

So go break your arm in the next 3 hours to get out of it
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goodnight MLPG
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>>7223078
>>7223076
>>7223060
>just started school for the first time yesterday

shit is it always like this?
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>>7223078
>prostitute coming in 15 minutes
>haven't been tested
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>>7222903

>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon go on Spring Break
>Anon serves as valet/driver/bag carrier

I'd read a story about this.
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>>7223020
>She is NOT peeing in a car. End of story.
From Diamond Tiara, it wouldn't be a request, it would be an order.
And it's her car, bought with her father's money, so you'd better hold that bottle properly and not spill anything, or she'd make you regret it later.
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>>7223060
try this. Make a good opening paragraph, closing paragraph, and a good first and last sentence of every paragraph inbetween. then just fill the rest with nonsense.
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>>7223032
Why would you want an architectural historian writing an MLP episode?
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>>7223088
goodnight, goodnight anon
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>>7223098
>write half the paper then write the other half
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>>7223101
At least it will be well structured
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>>7223087
>>7223076
I have indeed not started.
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>>7223096

She'd sooner piss in the grass by the side of the road than even think of doing that in her BMW. The seats alone are worth more than you make in half a year.

I think we're going in very different directions with this.
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>>7223107
no like not bullshitting fill the paragraphs with shit like ";lkj jfksliehn kjsl" i know there is an option in some word processors to do this so at a glance it looks like actual words
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>>7223115
Welp
You're fucked
Hope it's not worth much of your final mark
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>>7223122
nope
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>>7223113
I actually met the her two years ago. She was quite lovely.
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>>7223122
>literal glue thick and pasty
Great volume, awful texture. Why can artists never get semen right
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>>7223115
well then get creative on acquiring an extension

also a lot of university teachers say they're really strict about deadlines, but from my experience most of them are lazy cunts and or overworked to the point where they won't even notice if you hand it in too late
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>>7223122
>cottage cheese
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>>7223032
I went to see Les Miserables with one of my friends who is an atheist fundamentalist.

They were pretty uncomfortable with all the portrayals of Christians as good people.
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>>7223122
Holy shit why is Rarity putting a lot of mayonnaise into herself?
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>>7223122
Me too.
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>>7223140
>atheist fundamentalist

No.

Does he call himself that? Because that's categorically wrong.
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>>7223144
That's how you keep it fresh, anon.
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>>7223122

Why did rarity stick a glue gun up her sweet pony pussy?
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>>7223032

>Araki

I could die happy
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>>7223140
>atheist fundamentalist

That's like the religious equivalent to dividing by zero.
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Choco Taco
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>>7223138
>>7223131
I am feeling a little bit sick. Maybe I could pull of an extension.
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>>7223125
>She'd sooner piss in the grass by the side of the road than even think of doing that in her BMW. The seats alone are worth more than you make in half a year.
That's exactly why she's doing it. She secretly wants you to fumble the bottle so that she has an excuse for making you act out her most depraved fetishes with her.
She's got plenty of money to get the seats cleaned.
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>>7223155
most people who identify as atheist dont have much of a clue what the term really means.
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>>7223140
>They were pretty uncomfortable with all the portrayals of Christians as good people.
Why? That makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Even and especially if you're an atheist you should have no problem with the fact that religious people can be good people even if you think they're doing it for the wrong reasons
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>>7223169
>tfw antitheist
Feels good, mon.
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>>7223151
She.

And it means "the demand for a strict adherence to specific theological doctrines", so it sounds pretty fitting to me. She treats atheism as her religious faith. Has all kinds of rituals. Tries to convert people. The works.
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>>7223153
She meant it when she told her last husband she wanted him deep inside her.
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>>7223169
Is there a word for "doesnt give a shit but would say 'whats up' if god were to show up"?
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>>7223166

...I am ending this conversation now.
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>>7223175
>Has all kinds of rituals.
this is going to be entertaining

do elaborate
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>>7223176
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>>7223169
It means they don't believe in or worship any deity. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>7223175

wait
what
how do you have rituals
if you dont into god
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>>7223175
Atheism is literally the lack of theological doctrines.

Whatever she does on top of that is either another religion or just some dumb shit that she does.

The word you're looking for is most likely 'militant' or at least 'aggressive'
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>>7223171
She was upset because she said, to quote, "It's an unrealistic portrayal because in real life they're all hypocrites."

>>7223187
She makes up fake holidays to celebrate around Good Friday, Easter, Christmas, etc. She doesn't even use pre-provided ones like the winter solstice that everyone says Christmas is based on. She makes up her own Wintereenmas-esque fake atheism holidays.
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>>7223186
Suit yourself.
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>>7223183
>would say 'whats up' if god were to show up
you may believe that because you'd like to think of yourself as hot shit, but believe me if you were to literally meet a godlike being you would not act that casual about it
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>>7223175
but thats not atheism
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>>7223197
>Wintereenmas
Oh fuck you for reminding me of it.
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>>7223200

Gladly.
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>>7223197
Okay, so she's just a colossal retard.

Tell her that I hate her.
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>tfw legs feel really hot
I don't even want to look up the symptoms, I bet I'm going to die
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>>7223197
Your friend is a huge bitch.
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>>7223197

She doesn't like "unrealistic portrayal"s, she just doesn't like religious people so she gets angry.

Tell her that.
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>>7223197
why are you friends with this person? you should instead murder her for being so dumb.
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>>7223196
But aggressive atheism IS a theological doctrine.

>Theological: of or relating to theology
Check, in this case, the lack thereof. Much like the root "theism" in "atheism"

>Doctrines: a codification of beliefs
Check, in this case, her atheism is codified with ritual
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>>7223197
anon why are you friends with retarded people?
she's not even going to bang you
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>>7223210
No anon, you're not going to die.
You're turning into a pony.
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>>7223197
>She was upset because she said, to quote, "It's an unrealistic portrayal because in real life they're all hypocrites."

Yyyeah, I think you've got a Griffinic Atheist on your hands.

You can safely disregard any judgements from her about anyone's faith.
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>>7223202
What reason would I have to act otherwise? I dont see myself as hot shit, im rather cold actually.
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>>7223217
>tfw too beta to tell crazy atheist friend to be more laid back

Then how would I be able to tell the other guys I went to see a movie with a cute girl?
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>>7223227
In several religions, looking at the God or any of the Gods in their true form will kill you.
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>>7223227

making the greatest discovery in the history of the human race isn't something you act casual about
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>>7223225
how warm are ponies?
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>>7223171
>religious people can be good people
Of course they can.
The main issue is that the Christian definition of "good" tends to include such things as being a Christian, being heteronormative and cis-gendered and only having consensual sex in the missionary position between a married couple for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off.
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>>7223239

That's some lovecraft shit. Sounds like some pretty cool religions.
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>>7223247
slightly warmer than humans
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>>7223247
Celsius or Fahrenheit?

God help you if you choose Kelvin.
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Survival of the fittest, Leonard
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>>7223249

Can we please not talk about this? It was going so well...
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>>7223249
Is your friend fat?

She sounds fat.
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>>7223247
A FEW DEGREES WARMER THAN US

WILL YOU LET ME FUCK YOU WHEN YOU TURN INTO A PONY?
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>>7223247
The perfect temperature.
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>>7223219
Well I disagree.

The fact that atheism is a lack of belief in a religion removes it from the umbrella of 'relating to theology/religion' because it's directly opposed to theology/religion.
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>>7223255

derpy is a very pretty pony
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>>7223239
Well if seeing him kills me I wouldnt really have time to act any way at all.

>>7223244
>greatest discovery
I wouldnt consider it the greatest discovery. Unless he wanted to play some video games with me or something. Could always use another bro.
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>>7223264
Would you compromise that it's an atheological doctrine?
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Anyone want a vidya stram?
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>>7223261

i would let mlpg fuck me if i turned into a mare
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>>7223249
I don't see how that would void any other good deeds they'd have done
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>>7223270

Do you know what the discovery of god would do? It would change the world forever.
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>>7223274
which vidya?
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>>7223279
Sin is only sin if you're religious. Apparently good deeds work the same way.
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>>7223277
WHAT IF YOU TURNED INTO A STALLION

WILL YOU FUCK ME?
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>>7223270
>Unless he wanted to play some video games with me or something.

What kind of vidya would god play?
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>>7223277
You're just saying that. If you really turned into a mare you'd probably be too scared about your future and life without thumbs to fuck with us.

Not to mention you'd either be treated as a dumb animal and sold to a farm or glue factory, or you'd be treated as a smart animal and sold to a research facility.

Stop lying.
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>>7223277
>http://amitheprettymareyet.tumblr.com/
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>>7223254
I choose 310°K
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>>7223289
Indie. Self-developed.

It's all Gospel crap don't even try it.
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>>7223287

Yeah I guess.
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>>7223292

You motherfucker you don't know me. i will fuck you up you piece of shit.
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>>7223293
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>>7223272
Not even. There is no doctrine for atheism, it's literally just a lack of belief in any gods. That's it. You'll obviously need some kind of moralistic doctrine that you adhere to separate to that, but one's lack of belief in a god can't possibly inform that doctrine.
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>>7223284
Dunno. I've played Dark Souls, Metroid Prime 2, Halo, and that Fly'n game recently. One of those or something else, it doesn't matter.
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>>7223283
>It would change the world forever.

I honestly would not care. Perhaps something is wrong with me I dont know.

All I know is if he gets pissed at me for treating him like I would anyone on the street by saying "whats up" then I guess thats my fate.
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>>7223289
God Hand.
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i miss Zeus and the gang
they were far more interesting
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>>7223305
I dont know what else you have, got a list somewhere LK?
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>>7223309
Would god magic up a sequel?
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>>7223289
Bible Games and Super Noah's Ark 3D.
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>>7223315
>implying he could make something more perfect than himself
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>>7223311
I personally found Judeo-Christian mythology more interesting
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>>7223311

they were way better than this "thou shalt not have fun" shit.
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>>7223311
Oh hell no. Their turn into a random animal and see how many virgins you can impregnate contests were horrible.

Now Ra and company? Those guys were great
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>>7223303
It can if you define your doctrine around he fact that you don't believe in a God. Doctrines don't have a minimum length.

What if your whole doctrine is, "Convert people to atheism; kill anyone you can't convert"?
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>>7223285
>Apparently good deeds work the same way.
But this is coming from the perspective of someone who isn't religious.

He'd see close minded people who are restrictive about their believes in regards to certain subjects of the ideal of societal norms.

But despite that they could still be good people, kind hearted and sharing and respecting other peoples believes or lack thereof.

And an atheist shouldn't be surprised about that, quite on the contrary actually because religious people have to luxury of an invisible being always looking down on them telling them what to do.

If anything they should be surprised that someone without a religious believe is a good person.

I am not saying you can't be a good person without a religion
I am just saying you are less inclined to do so
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>>7223314
I also have N64 and Gamecube stuff I can play.
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>>7223325
Yeah, the greeks had taste in mythology. Incest, bestiality, and all that good shit! Why'd that faggy christendom have to ruin everything good...
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>>7223326
>worshiping the anthro pantheon
I shiigy diggy doo
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>>7223333
Is there anything there you havent played yet? or havent beat?
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>>7223333
buy binding of issac and play that
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>You will never be princess Celestia.
WHAT IS THE POINT?
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>>7223326
>Ra
reminds me how they managed to crack the egyptian hieroglyphs with the stone of rosetta
damn that was one hell of a documentary, I was glued to the screen the whole time
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>>7223333
Get DMC4

Something that forces you to play a bit faster paced instead of hiding behind a shield all the time
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>>7223339
I actually haven't played or beaten most of those. Gaben and his sales keep extending my backlog.
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>>7223333
Have you played Ys: The Oath In Felghana?
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>>7223342
I actually have some extra steam bucks if you want me to buy that for you, lk
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>>7223334
>Why'd that faggy christendom have to ruin everything good...
nigga I don't think you know what you're talking about

There's incest and bestiality abound in the bible.

Even by gods chosen people.
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>>7223333
my vote is still for Dark Souls
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>>7223361
>Buying games you don't really want because they're a good price

Heroes like you make capitalism work. Once a day I kiss a poor person on the head for maxing out six credit cards.
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>>7223361
I see, well make it something fast paced, sorta like >>7223360
was sayin.
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>>7223371
I like that one passage about the chick who's crazy for guys who cum like donkeys.
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>>7223360
>tfw LK doesn't die enough and bumbles his way through Dark souls when you die more times that you can count
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>>7223374
>you don't really want

Thats not always the case Anon
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>>7223345
Why on earth would I want to be princess celestia?
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>>7223328
Well okay, I suppose it can inform a doctrine, but it isn't one in and of itself. It isn't capable.
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>>7223366
No, and I don't have it either.
>>7223367
Pls no. Thank you, though.
>>7223374
I wanted all of them, or got an extra or two with bundles. I just don't have the time to play them.
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>>7223382
except I almost exclusively pirate
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>>7223397
evry tiem
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>>7223392
Why else?
THE POWER.
Also being a sexy & beautiful horse princess.
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>>7223393
Why not? Hell, Stalin tried.

"The Soviet regime was ostensibly committed to the complete annihilation of religious institutions and ideas.[7] Militant atheism was central to the ideology of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union[8] and a high priority of all Soviet leaders.[3] Communism required the abolition of religion.[3] Convinced atheists were considered to be more virtuous individuals than those of religious belief.[3]"
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>>7223396
>Wanting things you won't even use

Heroes like you make capitalism work. Once a day I kiss a poor person on the head for maxing out six credit cards.
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>atheism
>greek / egyptian pantheon
>steamfag discussion
>tripfag begging for people to watch him play video games
can we get back to ponies?
I haven't talked about ponies in a while
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>>7223412
>hue i said the same thing twice to prove my point
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>>7223428
So how bout those new pokemon starters?
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>>7223431
>hue i posted a picture that says "dunk" in it because im making reference to the phrase "get dunked"
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>>7223435
I'd go with the fire one. It's cute, and fire works fairly well against most things.
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>>7223439
I'm pretty sure you mean the EPIC MEME "get dunked", not the PHRASE
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>>7221623
Looks like she's gotta fart super bad
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>>7223428
I would like a slow corruption of Princess Celestia into a sexually perverse tyrant.
Make it happen, writefags.
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>releasing discord
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>>7223447
I'm pretty sure he means the epic maymay but I understand what you're getting at
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>>7223447
Since when did that become a meme?
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>>7223435
They're cute, but the frog looks weird. I'd go with the fox. I always tend to go with fire.
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>>7223457
Since this beginning.

Make it so, number one.
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congratulations this thread is so bad, I will now go and do some work
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