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Your favorite pony just asked you to take your least favorite pony to dinner

Do you go?

Old horse:
>>7191840
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>rape
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Still streaming for you guys!

http://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
http://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
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>>7195976
Yes.
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>no art of crystal ponies fucking themselves with that corn cob
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Yes
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>that flash of AJ being rubbed by Spike in her you know where
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>>7195986
What is she doing?
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>>7195976
of course
I'd go out with just about any pony
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>>7196028

>you know where

No, I don't know where. Fucking tell me.
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I am so excite for future of robotics.
I love technology.
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>>7196016
its because fat pony ate them all
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>>7196004
FWUMP
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>>7196028
>in her you know where

What are you, 8?
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>>7196029
Singing beautifully!
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>>7196028
what flash?
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>>7195976
>Pinkie asks me to take Fluttershy.
Is Pinkie coming too? Is this like Pinkie trying to set me and Flutters up together? Too many variables...
Oh well, I'd take Fluttershy and we'd have a fun time.
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>>7196053
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!
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>>7196051
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>7196028
>yR

What kind of response is that?
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>>7196051
WITH REAL, AUTHENTIC VOICES FROM THE SHOW
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>>7196051
Beep boop son
Beep boop
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>>7196058
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>>7195986
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>>7196094
10/10 would smile again
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>>7196052

WHAT A CHUBBY LITTLE SHIT BLUE IS
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>>7196093
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>>7196059
http://e621.net/post/show/280477/age_difference-animated-applejack_-mlp-blush-cub-c
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I just realized that nearly all of my faps now are to ponies, and roughly half if not more of those faps are to stallions. I thank Braeburned.
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>>7196116
I'd lick her chubby butt.
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>>7196087
why have I never seen this before

who drew that

is there a colored version
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>new Hub flash game
>can't post link due to spamfilter
oh well
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>>7196080
Imagine a world with incredible AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt8ohlXaKZw

Now imagine the estimates by geniuses over the world.

30 years.
Soon.
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>>7196093
>tfw ponies can't clap
their hooves are too soft
the best they can do is a soft thumping sound if they try really hard
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>>7196117
At first glance, I thought Pinkie had a giant, rainbow pompadour.
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>>7196127
put the link on a pastebin
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Robot Ponies?
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>>7196127
>It's Twilights Home run Derby
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1-5 idle in mlpg
6-10 go back to playing castlevania: lords of shadows like I did two hours ago
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>>7196143
Yessss.
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>>7196135
It's hard enough to hammer nails in wood
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>>7196154
[citation needed]
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>>7196160
THE FUCKING SHOW
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>>7196150
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>>7196087
>shitty organic shapes
>tracing original forms and just separating it with lines and going HURRDURR ROBOTIC
>mostly decorative pieces on wings and tails with no functionality
>no visible maintenance hatches, ports, or lubrication points
>shitty hinge joints with no flexibility or powered servos replacing the muscles and tendons

-9001/10 would disassemble
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>>7196130
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt8ohlXaKZw
call the ISS I think my boner can be seen from orbit
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>>7196160
>he didn't watch the Last round up
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>>7196127
This one?

http://derpy.me/dvcX0
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>>7196176
pffftahahahahahaa
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>>7196188
>not watching the best episode

How high do you even have to be
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>>7196179
>maintenance hatches, ports, or lubrication points
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>>7196143
I prefer straight-up augs, but full conversions are okay too.
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>>7196193
>Applejack and that goddamn frog.
Every time!
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>>7196121

you're welcome!

im streaming you know
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>>7196143
Welcome to R&D
Please observe all standard operation procedures and report strange behaviors of equnoids ASAP
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crop out pony heads from porn
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>>7196184
Fucking awesome, isn't it?
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>>7196193
>that FUCKING LAG
what's wrong with my computer?
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>>7196238
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>>7196237
I am imagining that Twilight has been transformed into a robot here, because this thought arouses me.
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>>7196238
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>>7196193
yeah
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>>7196249
Is it because you want to be a robot, anon?
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>>7196238
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>>7196238
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>>7196266
oh damn

that's shiny as hell yo
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>>7196237
I would. Oh sweet jesus, I would without hesitation.

>>7196249
I prefer to replace "transformed" with "transferred her consciousness", myself.
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>>7196179
Maybe this is more your speed instead
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>>7196224
you're welcome!
also it says it's offline for me... ;_;
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>>7196279
Is she okay?
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>>7196278
oh my god do i try
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>>7196270
More because I have a strong proclivity for transformation.
But I'd love to be robots with Twily.
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>>7196266
HOLY UNF
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>>7196285
Transferred consciousness is good too.
As long as she can still be controlled.
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>>7196292
no anon her ass is fire
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>>7196299
>my file name
Good show
Ross makes the best unintentional reactions
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>>7196263
>>7196278

doing it wrong

>>7196279

doing it right

they gotta be outta context, not just outta frame!
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>>7196266
>that pompadour
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>>7196317
>implying I wouldn't trade bodies with her for fun
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>>7196285
>Twilight's body is left empty
>She says you can have it
What do you do with what used to be Twilight?
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>going to play autism blocks
>see this shit advertised
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>>7196238
Unf.
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>>7196331
CAN... CAN I PUT MY BRAIN IN HER BODY??
AND WE CAN THROW MY BODY AWAY?
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>>7196293
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>>7195976

Of course. I don't really have a favorite, and none of them stick out like a sore thumb to me, so it really could be anypony anyways.
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>>7196332
They know.

Run.
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>>7196332
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>>7196344
WILL IT HAVE THE STRENGTH OF 10 GORILLAS?
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>>7196324

>out of context

That implies there's dialogue in the fucking picture.
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>>7196324
thanks, I try
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>>7196362
AND BIG CHAINSAW HANDS BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>7196332
What launcher is that? I've only used the Technic pack before.
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>>7196348
>the mane six ask you to take the mane six to dinner
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>>7196317
>transferring your consciousness to a robot
>not transferring it to a little girl body

why do you even bother to get out of bed in the morning
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>>7196294
>Shed humanity and become robot with Twilight
>Sadly you do not have genitals and neither does she
>Thankfully her already impressive intellect was augmented by her robotification
>Builds a small device with two access ports
>When the mood strikes you, you both plug into it and upload parts of your core collective into it, experiencing something indescribable
>Beats the hell out of normal sex
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>>7196324
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>>7196372
Feed The Beast.
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>>7196238
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>>7196324
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>>7196381
See, this is why it's a good thing.
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>>7196379
Why the fuck would I want to be a little girl when I could be THIS.
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>>7196331
Without a consciousness, it's essentially a pony in a persistent vegetative state.

Since I'm a practical person, and if she wouldn't object, I'd part it out by looking for people who need the vital organs.
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>>7196395
because that thing doesn't look pretty in a dress
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>>7196219
>Please oil me...
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>>7196395
Or this.
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>>7196398
I hope you're planning on SELLING the organs, anon.
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>>7196395

Because the little girl has opposable thumbs?
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>>7196381
And here we go again.
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>>7196395
Why would you want to be that when you could be a little girl with a not significantly reduced capability for slaughter?

Do you even little girl robots?
They're always deadly weapons.
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>>7196404
>implying Robora wouldnt MAKE it look pretty in a dress
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>>7196385
>no Thaumcraft
The other things look interesting though. Thanks.
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>>7196381
>this is the closest you can get to genuine affection
>cuddles are as worthless as sex
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>>7196379
>Not being a little girl robot.
Please.
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>>7196324
Okay.
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>>7196193
>Twilight
>Rarity
>Pinkie
>Dash
>Pink shit princess

Fuck everything
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>>7196448
>no applejack
>no fluttershy

Best game ever.
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>>7196433
Come on. Now that our brains are digital information, we can upload ourselves and explore virtual reality worlds.
There are so many advantages.
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>>7196430
Sheet metal is in this season
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>>7196413
>pony needs a kidney
>pony is compatible with Twilight's old organic body
>HURR GIEV MONAY 4 ORGENZ
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>>7196410
That looks pretty fucking neato.
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>>7196442
Thread's done, everybody go home.
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>>7196238
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>>7196456
Oh shit. You're right.

I was about to suggest I go play Red Orchestra II but I don't think I'd want PTSD.
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>>7196460
To buy more robo stuff, duh.
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>>7196395
>>7196410
mah techpriests
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>>7196420
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>>7196404
FUCK YOU
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>>7196500
why did you post a woman in a dress?
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>>7196471
Are you KIDDING ME?

Playing war games like that in virtual fucking reality would be the most amazing experience ever.
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>>7196475
Replacement parts and that fancy brand of oil RoboTwilight likes so much don't buy themselves ya know
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>>7196491
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>>7196194
>>7196176
I don't get it
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>>7196460
>pony needs a kidney
>asks her friendly local medical unicorn
>kidney is cured/replaced
>go home and sleep with your purple horseshaped bedwarmer
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Any good horse sex fics lately?
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>>7196521
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>>7196540
Nobody makes good horse sex fics anymore...
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>>7196525
Hasbro confirmed for Gorilla marketing
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>>7196515
And she's still not as good as Twilight when it comes to picking apples
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>>7196540
No...
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>>7196390

Do you have the original?
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>>7196518
do you have any idea how much work is involved in keeping someone in a persistent vegetative state alive, anon?

go google "terri schiavo"
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Yo where da Flutterobot pics at
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>>7196568
Magic
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someone post Malestia
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>>7196568
Not as much work as developing the technology necessary to put our minds in robot bodies.
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>>7196576
>using magic when you're human
good luck with that
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>not wanting to be the machine
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>>7196589
She's so pretty
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>>7196130
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt8ohlXaKZw
>read description
>watch trailer
the trailer doesn't show at all what i was expecting...
I was expecting some creepy mindgames and not some action shit
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>>7196572
She was too scared of the sounds of her servos.
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>>7196557
I bet she'd appreciate having a supplicant to help perform the Rites of Maintenance.
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>>7196572
Likes nature too much to become a robot
Worst pony anyways so why bother
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>>7196600
WELCOME, MY SON

TO THE MACHINE
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>>7196615
I'd become a robot simply because I have no future as a human.
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>>7196615
>she actually is one
>but she doesnt know
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>>7196602
>Hasbro literally only had to replace two things on the old Celestia toy to make Cadence.
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>>7196637
incorrect
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>>7196615
While the rest of Equestria has transformed into Robo-Horseworld, Fluttershy lives in the woods outside the technological metropolis. She eats dirt and gets fucked by animals while everyone else has joined the robot paradise.
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>>7196572
>>7196615
Fluttershy would rather wait for nanotechnology to become available. Then instead of sidestepping nature, she can become one with it.
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>>7196572
I drew a Sweetie cyborg picture once but i lost in in a data failure

I wish I still had it.
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>>7196600
>Deep Trot
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>>7196602
but celestia is prettier
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>>7196615
>2.3
>worst pony

oh u
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>>7196651
So what you're saying is, she'd be a tree?
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Magic>>>>>>>>Technology
Come on guys, stop living in the past.
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YOU COULD MAKE IT IF YOU TRIED WITH A HOP SKIPPU AND A JUMPU~
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>>7196649
An interesting theory.
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>>7196605
I believe the short was based on what would happen if the AI was allowed to break free.
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>>7196540
There's one where Rumble is a judge in a blowjob competition.
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>>7196698
Magitech is better
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>>7196698
>not magitek
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>>7196698
>implying they aren't one and the same
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>>7196698
>implying magic != science in Equestria
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>>7196628
I want to become a cyborg because fuck yeah, cyborg.
Human+
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>>7196698
but what about magic + technology
why do they have to compete
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>>7196655
Oh god.
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>>7196708
>>7196712
my ff6niggas

I'm playing 5 for the first time right now, shit's cash.
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>>7196708
>>7196712
REALLY GUYS
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I like steampunk
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>>7196731
If you dont make Butz a Dragoon you are a massive faggot.
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>>7196707
link
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>>7196744
He's a knight now, I don't have the dragoon job yet.
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>>7196741
Get fucked corsetfag
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>Gee Twilight didn't Celestia give you an important task and didn't you have to hurry to find the Crystal Heart
>Yeah but come on Rarity a nice calm walk in the fair while Cadence is slowly dying and the ancient evil constantly tries to break trough the shield is so nice
>Yeah nice
>Yeah
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>>7196757
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>>7196758
Knight is cool. But switch when you get it.

If I recall correctly he looks exactly like Kain. Shit is cash
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>>7196758
Oh in the end you'll have them all master all the jobs

If you don't you're a faggot
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>>7196765
but corset is best fetish-related item
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>>7196769
DID THEY THEN FUCK?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
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She runs on frosting and other sugary treats
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What if your pone waifu wanted to do the opposite robot thing that you wanted?
For instance: If you wanted her to stay a pone, she'd want to become a robot.
If you wanted the two of you to become robots, she'd want to stay a pone.
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>>7196737
>not using this
casual
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>>7196802
>You will never huff her fumes.
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>>7196741
I dont know what its called but I liked whatever Dishonored was. Whalepunk?
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>>7196802
>Still able to defy the laws of physics.
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>>7196824
>Whalepunk
I'll allow it!
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>>7196802
As long as she's still got the same personality, I don't care that she's WAY TOO HORSE-LIKE.
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>>7196802
She looks like a god damn greyhound
Who greenlighted this monster?
Take it back and dismantle it.
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>>7196824
Dieselpunk.
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>>7196822
You know what happened last time you tried that shit, Anon.
You died.
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>>7196817
To be honest, I could take or leave being a robot. I'd go along with whatever she decided.
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>all this robopone discussion
Where were you guys when I was dumping this shit on Sunday?
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>>7196857
>she heard that
>she already had emotions added
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>>7196883
Online gaming group.
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>>7196872
>All of the creations we've abandoned.
Furnace Pone and Hot Watter Bottle Pone are gathering dust in the closet, wondering why they don't get cuddled anymore...
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>>7196543
I remember that.
We were talking about dullahans being cute and then things went south.
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>>7196883
Whoa, I'm slightly aroused by that hand.
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>>7196907
I thought they were pretty hot.
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out of all the drawfags we have, how many animate?

is there like a list or something to tell us which ones animate or something?
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>>7196872
Amazing how it manages to stay in a shape not unlike a mane and tail huh
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>>7196907
Shit Anon, it's Winter and you forgot all about her.
You said you would never leave here like she was when you bought her in that antique shop...
Your attic kinda resembles that place when enough light filters in.

It reminds her of home, really.
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>>7196907
She's out for the cold months. It's furnace pones time to shine.

She could use some polish.
And some flavored wood to eat.
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>>7196786
It's not being a faggot. Every time you master a job the freelancer has his stats buffed based on that job

Also a few tips if you're interested
In the water castle in the basement there's a summon. The monsters there can onehit you so be careful
Also when you get the airship never park on top of a cave since that will make the airship inaccessible
One bard song is in a library you'll enter later. Find it there since after that it's lost forever. Same with another one in a village
Also grind like there's no tomorrow. There is an enemy that will give you huge amounts of job points but he's right before the final boss so it's kinda useless
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>>7196907
remember that one asshole who kept asking for a memory foam pillow pony?
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https://cdn.derpiboo.ru/media/BAhbBlsHOgZmSSIBfjIwMTMvMDEvMDgvMDJfMzZfNTZfMjdfMjA2MDUyX19VTk9QVF9fZXhwbGljaXRfc3RyYWlnaHRfY3VtX3ByaW5jZXNzX2NhZGFuY2Vfc2hpbmluZ19hcm1vcl9jcnlzdGFsbGl6ZWRfYXJ0aXN0X2Rvdm5lLmpwZWcuanBlZwY6BkVU/206052__explicit_vagina_penis_straight_cum_balls_princess-cadance_shining-armor_creampie_crystallized_artist-dovne_internal.jpeg.jpeg
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>>7196925
I'm trying to learn Flash, does that count? I want to animate some armored ponies.
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>>7196913
>dullahans being cute

I blame that /d/ comic that has the dullhan's body masturbating while the head takes a bath with her master for that.
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>>7196857
The technology is still being refined
Newer models will look more like the show
Be patient and keep the datastick with her personality and core logic and such on it until upgrades are available
Our cog jockeys are already working on a new fillybot as we speak
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>>7196925

I've only done one animation.

It turned out not bad though!
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Would you snuggle a Pinkie of metal and wires?
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>>7196939
>attic
>implying
She'd be out all year round. I don't have to keep the fire going.
She'd be self conscious about her mane and tail being gone, but I'd let her know that she's adorable regardless.
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>>7196698
I believe I am capable of magic already

it's creating something out of nothing
it may require a lot of paraphernalia and strange magic assisting tools but at the end I am doing nothing but channel my willpower to create and give shape to things

>haha nice try by that definition any kind of labour can be called magic
well, yes
but there's something else, a kind of magical fuel that can be used not only to make me channel my willpower towards a goal, but also make others do my bidding
it's willpower made manifest, physical, tangible desire
you can trade it and if the other person's desire for it is great enough you will receive things in return, whether that be physical goods or labour

I call this art pecunimancy

Channeling it is more streamlined than funneling your own willpower to give shape to things and doesn't require as many ingredients (if any), but instead it's mostly performed by invoking unspoken contracts between people

Sometimes so many people will have to be involved in the channeling ritual that a special caste of people will have to be called upon. They will put down the request and the amount of physical willpower required for the spell to work on paper making the spell more likely to not fizzle.
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>>7196983
If that's what she wanted.
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>>7196925

fluffy
facelessjr
corwin
tess ?
dafty
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>>7196958
what is that?
is that a link?
I can't tell
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>>7196907
it's summer here, but I'll never forget that hot water bottle pony fic
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>>7196988
Teach me your secrets, wizardanon
from where did you get all this "willpower"
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>>7196947
Careful
All that flavored wood can add a few unwanted pounds
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>>7196907
>tfw summer
>tfw no Hot Water Bottle Pone filled with ice cubes to cuddle
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Someone have that art video telling you about how important the fundamentals are?
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>Humans live much longer than
>Your favourite pone got her conscience transferred to a robot because she was getting a little old
>You're still organic because you're still young
>She asks you what to do with the organic body till it breaks

>You get a wireless link between her and the body install
>She's got full control of it all the time
>She never leaves your side even while her robotic body out by herself

>She got the high realism skin upgrade on her robotic body
>Of a night you get to cuddle with two bodies of your pony waifu

>You get to have a threesome every night
>She lets you watch while she makes out with herself
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>>7196958
stop linking directly to the image and just link to the derpibooru page instead
it's way shorter and filters work if you're logged in
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>>7196769
Is this on the hub site?
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>>7197033
She's always ready and waiting.
You just have to remember her.
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>>7196983
>After a few hours of snuggling a cold metal plate you stir, you gotta go.
>"What's wrong, Anon?"
>You are pinned.
>'Uh...I gotta use the bathroom.'
>She doesn't move.
>'Y-you mind letting me out?'
>"I can't let you do that, Anon."
>Oh god.
>"JUST KIDDING!"
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>>7197035
This? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rI6q6bv7do
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>>7197035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rI6q6bv7do
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>>7196988
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>>7197041
Ponies live hundreds of years anon
8 years ago AB was almost the same in the show, just a few inches smaller.
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>>7197041
I said it two days ago.

Selfcest is bestcest.
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>>7197025
>implying willpower
I inherited large sums of mana to fuel my pecunimancy, so much in fact I created my own mana source replenishing itself every month by a fraction of its size
never statted a single point into willpower

although I am slowly retraining to get at least some willpower so I may be able to go out and be even more helpful at shaping the world in the coming age
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>Open an MRE
>Holy balls is there a lot of shit.
>Notice tiny Tabasco bottle.
>Heh

Holy shit, did they have to make that thing so strong?!
I need a large bottle version of this magic elixir.
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>>7197102
What, have you NEVER tried Tabasco sauce before?
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Would you let Douche Pone out of your bathroom cabinet to come cuddle with you when she's feeling sad?
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>>7197082
I prefer my pony doucest
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>>7197118
Oh I have.
The MRE version is twice as hot.
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>>7195976
Do it, and fuck them both after.

Yeah, I may hate you, Applejack, but I will still violate you as though my life depended on it.
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>>7197082
I prefer twincest
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>>7197068
You'd think she'd have found something for her cutie mark in that time. They must be like elves, sure they live a long time, but it takes them FOREVER to learn anything. I bet Twily forget 80% of what she reads.
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>>7197054
do you have the summer/ice one?
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https://cdn.derpiboo.ru/media/BAhbBlsHOgZmSSJqMjAxMy8wMS8wOC8wMl80N18zM18zXzIwNjA3MV9fVU5PUFRfX2ZsdXR0ZXJzaHlfZXhwbGljaXRfaHVtYW5pemVkX2h1bWFuX2FydGlzdF8wcjBjaDFfbWF0dXJlLnBuZy5wbmcGOgZFVA/206071__fluttershy_explicit_humanized_hootershy_artist-0r0ch1_wide-hips.png.png

>0r0 in charge of drawing humans
disgusting
absolutely
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>>7197130
>creeper

why?
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>>7197102
>MREs
I wish i had that .gif of the wrestler's face slowly turning from neutral, to shock, to abject horror. Because That's what MREs are made of.

prepare your anus. literally.
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>>7197126
Was it habanero Tabasco?
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>>7197145
No because that is a new idea.
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>>7197150
It's dude's signature thing
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>>7197130
This is like Beetlejuice level humor
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>>7197155
Nope, just normal stuff.
Packs a hell of a kick.
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>>7197147
STOP FUCKING POSTING THE LINK TO THE IMAGE YOU CUNT

POST THE LINK TO THE PAGE
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>>7197150
AUTIDM
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Yes. Even if it doesn't work out, this has been an impossible opportunity to meet two ponies.
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>>7197161
B-but I wrote one. I just didn't save the cap, sorry.
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>>7197141
I like to think they are extremely lazy and take their time.
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>>7197189
Oh.

Well, you know what you have to do now.
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>>7197179
>Thinking normal Tabasco packs any sort of kick at all
You are now the most girly thing in this thread about little ponies
CONGRATULATIONS!
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http://e621.net/data/fa/92/fa92f66521cd268f3370625e2337c038.png?1357593578

>unf
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>>7197189
You mean the one with the bath tub and the ice cubes?
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>>7197056
Cute.
You know she'd make as many robot jokes and references as she possibly could.
And with her built in ponynet connection, it would be a lot.
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Tasty
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>>7197179
...Have you never had Tabasco before?
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>>7197060
my view of the world is... different
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>>7197211
Yeah, that one.
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beautiful watermark
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>>7197208
I wonder if you can eat grilled horse vagina...
I should go have breakfast
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>>7197206
>>7197225
>not reading
he said normal type, but twice as hot
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>>7197233
It was a good one, but I'm afraid I didn't save it.
Sorry.
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>>7197208
I've seen better.
I saved it anyway.
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>>7197189
I'm pretty sure it's in the unlimited feel works, but I don't know which category it's under

Try your luck if you dare: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAH
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>>7197233
You could always try archive diving, looking for Water Bottle and ice cubes.
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>>7197225
Have you never had tiny MRE Tabasco?
A military buddy at work confirmed my suspicions, kinda after asking me why I was randomly grubbing on an MRE.
They are kinda tasty.
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>>7197249
>normal
>twice as hot
pick one
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>>7197249
2X0 is still only 0, anon
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>>7197273
>normal flavor
>twice the heat
Get an MRE and pick two
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>>7197291
>willingly eating an MRE
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wait a minute
did someone say le?
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>MRE discussion

Would ponies have MRE equivalents?
What would be in them?
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>>7197291
>not just eating MREs

filthy casual
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>>7197320
I was 10, my brother in law was sick of them, and I thought it was a neat thing
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>>7197320
>and that's how I covered 11 officers in shit and passed out.
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>>7197337
>Pony MREs contain jerky
>Ponies do not like to discuss this fact
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>>7197336
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>>7197320
The beef ravioli I had was basically Chef Boyardee.

Kinda surprising.
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>>7197320
I know a guy who brought one to lunch in high school
Looked liked even nastier chef boyardee and a packet of orange shit and nasty ass crackers
I think he thought it made him look badass
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Which pony is the best at invading?
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>>7197217
oh my
she looks delicious
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>>7197361
There should be a pony version of Hawaii.
Or some tropical pone island.
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>>7197388
Peenk is best at invading your personal space
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>>7197382
Or maybe they were starving and poor.
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>>7197354
>The equestrian government is okay with euthanasia in the event of terminal illness in any sentient species within its borders, provided certain waivers are signed
>The bodies are butchered, provided they're suitable for consumption, and the meat is sold to griffons. Excess is smoked and dried for emergency rations.
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>>7197392
Some day we'll get a beach vacation episode and this guy will get a speaking role
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>>7197262
Not seeing it unless it's in some random-ass one.
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>>7197320
Never been in the military, but survival stuff like MRE's emergency kits, survival kits always interest me

I blame this book
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>>7197392

>pone hula

thine bodies cannot be sufficiently prepared for what shall come.
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>>7197382
>Dissing the cheese.
Holy shit you are ignorant of the nectar of the gods.
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>>7197041
>MILF organic Twilight goes and picks up a cute, kinky mare

>You fuck robotic Twilight while organic Twilight is going at it with the mare across town
>Twilight tells you all about it while you're fucking her

>She's never been so horny
>You've never been so horny

>You're cuddling after
>She's squirming under the sheets
>She grips you tightly as she cums even though you haven't touched her

>"Already?"
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>>7197415
i was just about to ask about his cutie mark and then i read the file name
good show
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>>7197409
I went to one of those hoity toity private schools though
I don't think he was so poor he had to steal from the army
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>>7197411
I'd totally eat it.
I'd eat smoked pone.
Smoked anything tends to be fucking delicious.
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>>7197436
Oh FUCK. DIAMONDS. I AM HARD AS.
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OP-pic of next thread?
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>>7197436
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>>7197436
unf
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>>7197458
Or he was so bad ass he sneaks into military facilities and steals their food.
Just because he can.
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>>7197411
i don't want to be a pony if i get shipped off to Equestria, i want to be a griffon.
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>>7197464
Looking forward to GTA V
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BASU SEEDU BASU SEEDU
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>>7197464
no
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>>7197477
or buy it from a surplus store.

>EATING MRES
>AFTER THE HORROR STORIES ON /k/
You niggas dumb.
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>>7197458
>steal from the army
You can buy MRE's pretty cheap, I think.
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>>7197217
she looks like a neopet

also when is new pony episode?
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>reding previous threads
>that faggot posting his shitty pic with rule63 maincast over and overagain

I swear to god if I see it once again...
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>>7197434
>Cheese out of a little packet that never goes bad
I will make you some fucking real nacho cheese sometime then you can tell me about the nectar of the gods
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>>7197461
It's true. It's not the taste of the meat that I like, it's the taste of smoke.
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>>7197508
>Horror stories
Please enlighten
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>>7197513
The MRE's I've had are delicious.
I don't see the problem.
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>no Rarity episode
Why do I even care about the show anymore
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>>7197461
So would I. It's not like ponies don't have omnivore/carnivore neighbor species, so I doubt they'd mind - outside of stuck up douchebags - if someone with non-vegetarian dietary needs got a monthly ration of jerky.

Hell, it could even be considered the ultimate form of public service. When you die, you donate your body to the state, and even after you've passed on you may still save lives.
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>>7197527
Fucking hell.
Meant to respond to
>>7197508
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>>7197521
He was asking for assistance and feedback.
That's acceptable.
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>>7197508
>Listening to /k/
>They are lying to you about good, cheap food because then you will eat it too.
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>>7197500
Why?
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>>7197497
Babs no naka ni dashitai.
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>>7197524

i hope there are ponies who smoke, because otherwise i'd miss the taste of cigarettes on their lips when i kiss them. there probably are. she's probably Rarity.
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>>7197540
Ponies eat ham and hot dogs
They have hot dog eating contests

And it's about time to show them how a human eats meat
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>>7197526
see
>>7197345

Even IRoI has a horror story about MREs.
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>>7197549
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal,_Ready-to-Eat

"Some of the early MRE main courses were not very palatable, earning them the nicknames "Mr. E" (mystery), "Meals Rejected by Everyone", "Meals, Rarely Edible", "Meals Rejected by the Enemy", "Morsels, Regurgitated, Eviscerated", "Mentally Retarded Edibles", "Meal Ready to Expel", "Meal, Ready to Excrete", "Materials Resembling Edibles", "Morale Reducing Elements", and even "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians"."
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>>7197555
because it looks to much like a ponychan image
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>>7197544
I've seen it 20 times yesterday. I already don't care how it is going to look in the end, be it even the best work of rule63 on ponies, just... stop please.
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>>7197549
>MREs
>cheap
Fucking where? They're all $7 a pop!
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>>7197526
One guy was doing the traditional starving college student thing. So an uncle gives him a bunch of MREs. He's scarfing them down, grateful.

Then comes the final exam, immediately followed by the final feelings in his hindquarters.

In the middle of the test, he knows he can't contain it and just runs to the bathroom and sits there for a good, long while.
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>>7197569
I know what you mean.
And it would indeed be Rarity.
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>>7197585
>Not included; M32 Rock Or Something
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>>7197590
Here's a thought: learn to mentally filter shit you don't care for.
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>>7197585
Holy shit, that last one made me giggle stupidly out loud.
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>>7197569
>>7197603
>Rarity
>Smoking
Ha please
Best case scenario she smokes one or two at who knows what high event because other people do it too.
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>>7197599
always take a pre-exam dump
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>>7197585
As someone who regularly ate MREs, I can confirm these are accurate.
They're not food you'd want to eat if you had any better alternative.
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>>7197635
But she's old fashioned and elegant.
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>>7197635
>"I WOULD NEVER SMOKE AND NEITHER WOULD MY PERFECT MARSHMALLOW WAIFU"
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This thread is making me want meat.
Maybe some smoked salmon, fuck that's good.
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Also this thing is so goddamn small.
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>>7197659
I could go for some medium rare steak pared with a nice black lager.
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>>7197659
This thread is making me want to eat and smoke, but all I have is eggs and cheese, one cigarette, and no money.
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so, unrelated question

do people around here still like foal stuff?
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>>7197585
>Early MRE's
Hey, we are talking about modern ones.
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>>7197603

the worst part was when Equestria went to war with Ramhalla. cigarettes were heavily-rationed to civilians, because the vast majority of the soldiers smoked, and were therefore deemed a "moral-boosting element". she never quit, but she had to drop down to a pack a day, and even burned through her reserves. it made her very... "oral". she'd often visit the bars and clubs soldiers on shore leave went to, just so she could flutter her eyelashes and bum a fag off one of them.
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>>7197684
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>>7197694
r u a pedo?
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>>7197694
I know I do.
Very much so.
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>>7197696
from the wiki page:
"In March 2007, The Salt Lake Tribune invited three gourmet chefs to taste test 18 MRE meals. None of the meals rated higher than a 5.7 average on a scale of 1-to-10, and the chicken fajita meal, in particular, was singled out for disdain, rating an average score of 1.3."
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>>7197694
as with most things here, i'm reasonably sure that some do, and some don't.
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>>7197658
>implying I don't smoke
Look man she cares about her appearance a lot. Smoking isn't that kind.
She a social smoker at best.
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beautiful pon
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>>7197670
whats the book it's on?
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>>7197706
>Omlette du fromage and a cigarette.
I'M NOT THAT FRENCH, ANON.
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No one will ever remember you unless you kill a bunch of people
Why aren't you loading up on guns and getting floor plans for you next local brony convention, anon?
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>>7197694
Not particularyly foals. Teens, and whatever the fuck teen horses are are fine.

Tell me, what do you think of mother/daughter incest?
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>>7197722
Well no shit chicken fajita is gross.
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>>7197729
Rarity smokes cock.
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>>7197729
Smoking is considered very fashionable in most places outside America.
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>>7197738
A sketch book.
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>>7197694
I want to cum inside Scootaloo
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>>7197742
I don't want to be remembered
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>>7197744
not as hot as brother/sister

i'm asking because i have this story i've been working on for like, a million years, and i'm wondering if it would do more harm than good to post it here
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is this uploaded yet
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>>7197729
I smoke, put I probably smoke about nine ciggarettes a year, all bummed off friends during social outings.
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>>7197742

there's tons of people that are remembered but didn't kill anybody.
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>>7197694
Only if it's cute.
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>>7197742
I really don't want to be remembered for murdering a pack of bronies.
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Holy fuck just saw the new episode sinopsis.
Discord out of fucking nowhere? What have you guys discussed so far?
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>>7197744

mother-daughter is vastly inferior to mother-son. this is a proven fact.
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>>7197742
Because I am planning to clap them to death like a patriot.
Guns run out of ammo.
My hands cannot.
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>>7197777
Listen, Darf.
I like pedophillic horse stories. Very very much.
Please don't keep the good stuff from us here.
I love you.
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>>7197781
I would that Pinkie
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>>7197748
Exactly.
That's why she only does it at high class parties with other fancy people.
But other than that she doesn't want to risk her beauty.
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>>7197781
>futa
>FUTA
Nope.
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>>7197781
yeah
http://www.mediafire.com/?3irnrsguc16yjj3
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>>7197792
everything
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>>7197795
Mother son is best.
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>>7197777
Do it, and allow me to pitch a suggestion that I tried to greentext and I think a few people actually hate, but fuck 'em. Started off as teen SS waifu shit, with the intention of including an overbearing DT edging in for a threesome. Only silver's mother comes home early. Catch my drift?
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>>7197781
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/555785/9cb093e50a/
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>>7197748

>implying rarity is a dirty commie
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>>7197824
examples?
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>>7197777
>not as hot as brother/sister
ma nigga
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Thanks for coming to the stream guys!

Hopefully i'll do another one soon to work on the background unless I decide to just use a good vector or something.

thanks again!
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>>7197781

>Raritan

i would repeatedly
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>>7197795
Yes, but we have a distinct lack of yuri flying around right now. Especially incest. There's even a shortage of gemini, even straight of them.
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>>7197777
Quads demand you share the bounty
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Anyone got a link to latest AT ep "jake the dad"?
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>>7197801

I would that Rarity. I got jungle fever.
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>>7197742
>Buy a bunch of pony murchandise
>Hand pictures of MLP around my room
>Go out on a shooting and kill myself
>Biggest brony shit storm imaginable
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This is the Pinkie Pie™ of the Hasbro™ cartoon, My Little Pony™: Friendship is Magic™!

She likes to party with her friends™ and also likes sweets and being there for her friends™ when they are in need, although she can be a little zany at times!
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>>7197587
But this?
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>>7197792
We discussed how SHIT it's going to be.

>Dave Polsky
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>>7197863
It disturbs me to see trademark symbols next to ponies' names.
It makes me think they don't really exist.
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Want.
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>>7197859
>Not the detailed post on your computer about how you found a way to get to Equestria.
>And there is no stopping you.
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>>7197879
I have loved every Polsky episode except for the Spike one, and he wasn't even primarily in charge of that.
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>>7197859
>Paint all the guns yellow and put Fluttershy's cutie mark on them
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>>7197777
>>7197842
>brother/sister
How about age/size difference in that field?

Like an Amazonian cougar and her young college-age stud?
Or a kindly bachelor and his blossoming ward?
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>>7197879
don't kill my illusions anon
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>>7197879
>FPK
>TMPP
>Shit
You sir have horrible opinions
OaB is also above average at worst
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>>7197868
nice cropping shitlord
still no
but maybe if I'm not fast enough, it might/spoiler]
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>>7197906

>THIS MACHINE LOVES TREES
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>>7197906
>Entire internet history is replaced with Reddit.
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>>7197859
>Tara's face when
>/k/'s face when
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>>7197886
Why is he so handsome?
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>>7197911
Wouldn't the glass be more likely to start cracking under the points where the hands are actually pressed up against the glass?
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>>7197926
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>>7197928
>Favstar_Bot
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>>7197936
Because hes GAY
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>>7197908

cougar-on-stud is always more enjoyable than the other way around.
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>>7197928
>guns don't shoot themselves
>not being in the future
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>>7197918
>>7197911

Don't bother. He'll call them all shit either way.

Like he always does.

Every time.

I'm just gonna enjoy every episode and focus on the positives rather than the negatives.
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>open door
>see this

wat do?
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>>7197964
I wish.
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>>7197911
Don't expect that much Discord in the episode anon. It primarily a Fluttershy episode.
Discord won't probably have that much screen time. Well normal Discord
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>>7197908
Size difference is one of my biggest fetishes, actually. But it would only really work well humanized.
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>>7197816
thanks, i just came to the rarity.
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>>7197964

FUCK YOU
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>>7197974
Tell the two worst ponies to get off my property
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>>7197928
>Tara proves she is blond.jpg
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>>7197974
only you can prevent >rape
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>>7197974
>laugh
>close door
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>>7197974
Rev up the rape machine
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>>7197974

fart violently
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>>7197974
Thoughts:
>Ecstatic Pinkie exists.
>Rather pleased Fluttershy exists.
>Would like Pinkie to hug me.
>Would like Pinkie to stop hugging Fluttershy, who looks uncomfortable.
>Weird noses.
I would be happy.
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>>7197964
Yeah, you would know that huh, Rarity?
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>>7197928
BUT WHAT IF YOU GIVE AN AUTISTIC PERSON AN GUN AND THEY SHOOT SOMEONE FATALLY?
IS IT MURDER?
WHO IS TO BLAME?
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>>7197928
Oh Tara, stick to just being a VA.
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>>7197999
woah when did moot fuck up my mid-sentence greentext
how do now?
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>>7198011
>Murder is one human killing another
>Autistic people are not legally human
Nope. The autist goes free.
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>>7197908
The former.
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>>7198011

the pope
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>>7198011
THE GUN BECAUSE THE GUN OBVIOUSLY KILLED THOSE PEOPLE!
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>>7197928
>game.over.exe
>save.us.Y2J.exe

>>7197964
he's not gay, he just hasn't found a woman worthy of worshiping at the altar of Blueblood.
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>>7198022
HEY ANON >rape
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>>7197882
What do you mean they don't exist
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>>7197908
My preferences is that sister at last 3-4 years younger(but it depends on the age of the brother of course, 10x6 does not make much sense) and yes, much, much smaller (tight little vag unf)
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>>7197974
invite them in for tea
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>>7197988

NO, FUCK YOU
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>>7198035
And he would never find one. Such a picky bastard, getting to live in a land full of sexy mares and all.
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>>7198043
They do they do...
But Hasbro makes me wonder sometimes...
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Can we have a Blueblood thread?
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>>7198035
Well I guess if being a faggot was a religion, he would be pope.
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>>7198035

He's probably given up on mares because literally no one would stoop to his level.
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>>7198011
Autism killed that man.
As we cannot arrest an intangible entity, we must hold all autistic people accountable for the actions of every other autistic person.
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>>7198052
WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY
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>>7198007
>tfw a story about rarity doing her best to seduce the handsome colt of her dreams, getting down to the zeroth hour in his loft whereupon she lies back and spreads herself in preparation for him

>and then he shows up, screams, aghast at her on-display lady parts, and has to quell his urge to throw up

>"...but... do you not like me?"
>"please! I'm very flattered, but the sight of your... beef-curtains almost has me needing to wretch."
>...
>"I'm gay, my dear!"
>>
>tfw incredible headache and head hurts like a shit
>tfw 3 threads to catch up with
fuck that, not today
did cheshire post her first porn pic while I was asleep?
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>>7198070
no
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>>7198077

FUCK YOU ANON, FUCK YOU
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>>7198038
don't do this to me
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>>7198086
Too late we're doing this.
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did darf fucking leave ALREADY?
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>>7198022
Here, take this.
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>>7198085
>cheshire
>her

bahahahaha
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>>7198098
Darf comes and goes like a shadow.
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multiple lunas because I forgot last night
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I don't have a least favourite, guess I'm gonna have to take them all, have fun dorks.
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>>7198098
no, i'm still here
i just take my name off now when not talking about stuff directly related to stories/requests
what up?
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>>7197974
>illegal hape in my house

not on my watch, i would call the pony police immediately.
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>>7198085
>her
next youll say dafty is straight
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>>7198081
>"But I have to say, your dress designs are FAAABULOUS!"
>'I...'
>"I'm a huge fan."
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>>7198096
NOPE

IT'S PONE ON PONE TIMR
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>>7198070
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>>7198070
what about a bees thread?
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>>7198125
Can you tell what your foal story is going to be about?
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>>7198112
>>7198133
okay, his, whatever
question still stands
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>>7198096

okay
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>>7198102
Lets >Try
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>>7198125
again,
>>7197827

At least tell me if you like the idea, because a lot of people didn't.
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>>7198133

>dafty

Do all the contributers have cute pet names?
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>>7198153
it's a bit complicated
it started out with the idea of doing a generic human in equestria x foals ala hot sauce
but it kind of ballooned into an ambition to tell a real story and have a message underneath the gratuitous intercourse
as is, it's at like... probably around 40,000 words
it's almost done, and after i finish getting it proof-read/edited it'll go up concurrent with the other half of the trade it was for

it's human x applebloom, if i forgot to clarify
with... some other stuff
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>>7198174
Lets >do this?
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>>7198194
>Human x Applebloom
PICKING UP WHERE HOT SAUCE LEFT OFF, EH?
But seriously, I know I'm going to love it.
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>>7198187

well dafty is daftykins

so i dont think its really a pet name
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>>7198102
ooh, rad
thank you
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>>7198187
>he doesn't know
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>>7198194
EXCERPT
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>>7198211
Lets >not do this
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>>7198194
Don't you ever get the feeling that you should format your computer and just walk to the nearest bar and stay there for a week or so?
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>>7198221
>>7198213

I've literally only heard him called daft here.
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>>7198085
No porn. Just this.
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>>7198194
>Applebloom
Ah man
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>>7198215
shit, it didn't work
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>>7198230

dafty
doffo
daftles

take your pick
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>>7198231
Interesting pose.. thanks.
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>>7198224
I guess not.

>>7198102
I can't even tell the difference between the first and third examples. God damn it all.
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>>7198226
well, i don't drink
but other than that, yeah
have thought variously about chugging the bottle of whiskey in my dresser at several points, but it never seems as appealing when i actually pull it out

>>7198223
i'm afraid that would kind of ruin it
honestly i'm more invested in this than i have been in a story in a long time
i'm simultaneously hopeful it's going to do as well as the effort warrants, and worried that it's going to be a completely flop and no one will 'get it' (aside from the sex)

like I said, almost done though, so expect something in a couple days
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>>7198249
He also recolored this as well.
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>>7198194
I can't wait to see how anon ends up romancing Applebloom. When hotsauce did it with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle it felt a little rushed.
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Did BDN finish that fucking story yet?
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>>7198270
you might be pleasantly? surprised
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>>7198081
>>7198141
>"...What."
>"I thought you were inviting me back to the boutique for a preview of your latest designs Not...this!"
>"You mean..."
>"Oh don't get me wrong, you are absolutely gorgeous, and I could list at least a dozen stallions I know who would fall all OVER themselves to trade places with me right now, but..."
>"...You're gay."
>"As sure as the sun rises. Terribly sorry to disappoint you, m'lady."
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>>7198269
One can never have too much hats
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>>7198269
>>7198269
Neat, thanks
though I really was waiting for his first porn
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>>7198267
I hate to say it, but a 40,000 word story probably isn't bound to do to well. But I will probably love it, and you should know that there are people who appreciate the effort you put into your stories.
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>>7198280
As long as it doesn't end in rape I'm good.
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>>7198267
It's not really my kind of stuff but I hope it does well. Good luck man
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>>7198297
i contemplated publishing it in chapters
but yeah, i agree
i'm probably shooting myself in the foot
if anyone here's willing to root for me though, i'd be appreciative when it's posted

>>7198304
define 'rape'
>>
Apples
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>>7198276
why
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You want a space every place I've put a ^ and make sure there's no space where I put the /

that should work
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>>7198316
I define rape as in non-consensual sex
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>Go to the IRC.
>First think I see is a story.
>A fluffy pony story.
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>>7198316
I mean, don't get your hopes up too high about POPULARITY. But I will read it, and I am sure I will love it.
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>>7198316
darf please. I've asked you twice.
>>7198182
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>>7198332
define 'consent'
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>>7198343
Is she saying "No" "Stop" or is she crying?
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>>7198343
'Yes, I'd be happy to have sex with you.'
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>>7198182
i'm really tired of writing ss/dt by now, actually
two high length stories in a row that feature them pretty prominently

i'm not making any promises, but i may try to look into this once i'm done this giant story
i probably wanna take a break from foal stuff though
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>>7198330
Yeah, people do it the wrong way >like this all the time.

The spoiler always comes after the first space.
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>>7198343
Applebloom gets raped doesn't she?
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>>7198333
What IRC?
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>>7198330
>that should work

We'll >see about that.
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>>7198343
I shouldn't laugh this hard
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>>7198380
indeed
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>>7198369
>new fic has ss/dt

nigga you best be posting
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>>7198357
>>7198364
it feels like i can't elaborate on this without ruining it
but, there's no protest, and applebloom enjoys it and voices her consent at one point
i guess i'll just leave it at that
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>>7198283

might be time to confiscate your sleeping pills and wine, dear girl. we can see the cracks growing wider. just ask Big Mac to rut you, like everyone else does. you'll feel better.
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>>7198374
Nigga it's been the same for over a year and a half.
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>>7198374
..the generals IRC.

>No linkboard.
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>>7198394
That's good enough for me.
OH GOD, ANON DRUGGED HER DIDN'T HE??
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>>7198394
Neat
I think I'm going to like this
I look forward to it
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>>7198394
sounds like filly rape
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>>7197436
>Twilight really likes the mare
>She really really likes her
>She's been seeing her rather often now
>She tells her about her Robo-body
>She's happy
>Young, energetic Twilight to go with her seductive, mature Twilight
>Eventually Twilight tells her about you
>Naturally she's shocked
>Especially so because she's not bi
>And she's never even heard of a human

>A few months of apologizing later Twilight convinces her to meet you
>The two of you hit it off as friends
>You realize why Twilight likes her
>She's just like you
>The 3 of you invite the mare back to your place for coffee
>blah blah blah, you start fucking
>She's still gay, but she's not a 6 on the Kinsey
>RoboTwilight starts on her while organic Twilight makes out with you
>The 4 of you start fucking
>RoboTwilight is sitting on her face while you fuck organoTwi from behind

>She signals for you to stop
>She leans up to your ear and tells you her intentions

>She crawls between the mares legs
>You take up place behind her while RoboTwi leans in to kiss you

>The mare is surrounded by two beautiful mares
>You're making out with one and fucking another
>Twilight is getting fucked, eaten out and is eating out at the same time
>You never thought you'd be so happy to share Twilight
>Both in mind and body

2slow/10
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>>7198394
Is she under the legal age of consent in equestria?
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>>7198398
>PK's IRC
now wonder it isn ot there, nobody wants to be there with that faget who managed to split the channel
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>>7198397
>>7198398
I've never visited, but I ask because people have said before that it isn't really an "mlpg" chat anymore.
>>
>using IRC

its fucking 2013
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>>7198428
well, yeah
though, that raises the question of what the legal age of equestrian consent is
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>>7198438
It's 2013 and there's still no better group chat protocol. IRC's simplicity won.
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>>7198451
1000
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>>7198438
really?
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>>7198369
Well, I meant it more to be from the mother's perspective. But whatever.
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>>7198429
>He says it's not on the linkboard anymore.
Nigga do you even read the linkboard?

And fuck off if you think it's not 'our' IRC, you pretentious little shit.
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>>7198430
It's not.
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>>7198425
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>>7198438
We should do pony General through the mail some time
>Send long thought out essay about your favorite pony
>Get a picture of disguste Sweetie and hundreds of scraps of paper that say le and >implying
>>
which one is worse:
skype chat
steam chat
irc
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>>7198470
it's still focused on pones i'm kind of tired of
like, i'd prefer to do something new with exciting pones and new fetishes
doesn't mean a permanent no
i'm gonna try to get into the habit of working on shorter stories in a bit
so who knows what the future might hold
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>>7198488
>"BAWW IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT FETISHES AND HORSE SEX!"
Oh no, people in a chat room are no longer Anon and talk about personal shit with one another like they are friends.
I gues they are just Ponychan now!
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>>7198512
>worse

They are equally as bad.
>>
wow catchy
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>>7198499
better: MLPG via telegram.
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>>7198523
equally as worse*
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>>7198516
He means it's practically sovereign now and fully 3/4 of the users don't go to MLPG. it's more of a former colony than anything.
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>>7198530
greater than rape stop

stop

STOP
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>>7198538
The bot still links to the general.
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>>7198512

i've never been to any of them so i dont know
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>>7198536
Go to bed Twilight
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>>7198516
>Completely missing the point entirely
>Jumping to conclusions
Anon. Why did you even think that was what anyone was talking about? No one said that until you came along. I think you need to calm down.
All we're saying is it started as an IRC populated by people from MLPG, and now hardly anyone from MLPG posts there, and the majority of the posters came in from other sites and were never part of MLPG.
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>>7198499

letters only accepted if written with a fountain pen without contained ink, and written on parchment paper.
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>>7198550
fluttershy is best pony -STOP-
anyone who disagrees is a fag -STOP-
>>
i can't
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>>7198425
I think I need a diagram of that last formation.
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>The banned page now shows you which post you were banned for.

Well that's a significant improvement.
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>>7198572
PLS STAHP -STAHP-
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>>7198515
Have you done anything with Chrysalis?
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>>7198481
Fuck off pk pretentious faget who is full of himself.
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>>7198595
>getting banned

pls follow the rules anon
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>>7198515
pls darf we need stories about ponies being stuffed with large cocks.
>>
Damn, doesn't look like any vector of twilights library is gonna work for this.

...I gotta draw her entire first floor in high detail.

wooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Zone won't make a pony flash?
>What the fuck am i supposed to know that?
>That is worse the Holocaust jokes
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>>7198326
Because even the mods know jans are fags.
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>>7198523
>>7198523
>>7198523
>>7198523
>>7198523
this
same shit
equally horrible
I want them to leave
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>>7198606
yeah, i had that story 'changing affections' which i planned to keep updating with new fetishes
but i kind of got burned out on it fast when taw's chrysalis story blew it out of the water for views and there was more stuff to write
i could revisit it at some point though
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>>7198625
read 'walk softly'
it's all about dt's size fetish for snails' giant dick
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>>7198515
How about some Fiddlesticks cum inflation
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>>7198622
I haven't been banned in ages.
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>>7198634
But they are us, and always have been.
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>>7198603
greater than implying this is a bad idea -STOP-
greater than implying "stahp" is a legitimate word -STOP-
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>>7198636
taw could poop out shitwords and it would get featured. popularity=/=quality
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>>7198566
The dipshit who said it's not a 'MLPG' chatroom anymore is wrong.
The whole reason that room was created was to be the MLPG chat, a place where you could shed your Anon shell and shoot the shit with people. Dr. Foreigner and the gang still socialize there. The fuck who is trying to imply that #mylittlepony is anything but the generals chat room, regardless of who visits is wrong. It doesn't matter if half of the people in it don't even know what 4chan is, the channel is still our channel.
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>>7198664
but those likes are the only thing that help me feel validated ;A;
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>there's a fic to go with that image of flitter in a rocking horse setup
BAH GAWD
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>>7198653

I got banned for my very first contribution to MLPG.

I mean it was porn so yeah
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>>7198425
>You'll never have two of your favourite pony
>Your favourite pony well never be in your favourite ship while she's with you
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>>7198634
I think most people don't like being reminded of the fact that somebody somewhere is having more un and being civil and off topic.
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>>7198676
>It doesn't matter if half of the people in it don't even know what 4chan is, the channel is still our channel.
I'm afraid I can't really reconcile that. In what way?
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>Pony will never sit in your lap and nuzzle your face while you nibble their ear and stroke their back
>Pony will never lie down on your lap and let you give them a belly rub
>You will never accidentally stray a little too far south and massage her nipples
>You will never make sweet, passionate love to pony
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>>7198685
I like you~
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>>7198707
>accidentally
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>>7198696
>off-topic

I think we manage that just fine

how bout that notre dame?
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>>7198707
lolianon pls
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>>7198707
>tfw have done this to a girl
>But not for a few years now
>doubtful you ever will again
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>>7198690
I got banned when I tried to post an imgur link with my first porn... It was only two days.
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>Walk into the living room
>There is a guy I don't recognize sleeping on the couch
>His pants are down and I can see his dick
I wish I slept like a normal person
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>>7198676
So I guess FiMchan is still ours too, then.
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>>7198687
oh man I was going to write that
it was even going to end on a funny note
crossing that off my list
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>>7198728
Its a good movie
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>>7198744
no, write it.
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>>7198739
Shouldn't you worry about the stranger in your house?
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>>7198739
>His pants are down and I can see his dick
why did you not suck it
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>>7198739
Why haven't you stabbed him yet?
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>>7198757
bad /jp/, bad
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>>7198739

you know what you have to do, what honor dictates you do when you see a strange man's cock: you have to suck it. on your knees.
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>>7198702
A few years ago an IRC channel was made, the very one we are talking about.
For the general.

Half the time it was used like the general, some sap entered it, not knowing what to expect, never seen an episode. Probably got lured in my a friend. The chat exposed him and got live commentary from the fool.
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>>7198768
Joke's on you, I've never gone to /jp/.
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>>7198756
I assume he is my roomates friend or new boyfriend something
>>7198757
I don't think he would appreciate it and also I don't like dicks
>>7198767
My knives are in the kitchen
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>>7198755
too late for me
somebody beat me to it
i am mildly pissed
CC was going to introduce toys and stuff to her sister and watch as she gets bolder and more kinkier ending with that getup and all the fun with it
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>>7198739
I have a bad habit of checking for any new pony NSFW before I go to sleep. I didn't sleep well tonight.
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>>7198789
GOD DAMNIT DO IT
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>>7198789
FUCKING WRITE IT GODDAMN
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>>7198425
I want a real fic of this

darf pls
pls
pls darf
write this
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>>7198800
>filename
>four hour bam
unf
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>>7198728
Morning in 4chan, /mlp/ awakes
To the bells of Notre Dame
The General shitposts, the Marker pon marks
To the bells of Notre Dame
They've been posting since /co/ was their homeland
But they're off-topic, perverts, anon
And they're not implying
That the General's dying
Toll the bells, the bells of Notre Dame
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>>7198785
Finally, someone who isn't a fag in the general.
>inb4 lesbian
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>>7198800

>collar

Rarity would be a good lap-dog, certainly a better one than Sweetie, who is a very bad girl. i think i'd primp and preen her up to show off her good breeding. maybe make her do a trick or two to show how well-trained she is.

arf! arf!
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I'm going to cuddle a pillow and pretend it's Derpy and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>7198850
cis het master race report in
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>>7198824
>You will never hold your wife in your arms while she runs out of magic and then throw her
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>>7198854
>Implying Sweetie isn't best puppy.
I don't care that she's a bad girl, anon.
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>>7198824

there were honestly very few bad things about these episodes

i loved them.

i know there's negatives. but i'm gonna enjoy it for it's positives and let you guys continually drive yourself into the ground pointlessly focusing on the negatives.
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>>7198824
I really liked that burnt orange sky.

Also, something I've always wondered: Why is the Crystal Empire all sunny and spring time, while it's surrounded by the planet Hoth? Shouldn't they get some snow? Or cloud cover?
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>>7198785
>I don't like dicks
doesn't matter, I don't like dicks and I still suck them
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>>7198854
>collarfag
it is dangerous to go alone. take this.
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>>7198854
>>7198873
>arf! arf!
somewhere, ap got a boner and he doesn't know why
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>>7198866
>tfw cis, het, tall, aryan
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>>7198785
>>7198850
>>7198866
my negroes
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>>7198854
>>7198873
>pony puppies
>no Scootaloo
>B-bark
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>>7198850
I'm sorry to disappoint you anon
I'm going to go to bed and hope strange dick guy is gone in the morning
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>>7198892
I know that fucking feel.

It's good to be superior.
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>>7198885
>I don't like dicks
>not sucking dicks regularly to reassure yourself that you still dislike dick sucking
>2013
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>>7198850
I'm straight
Just never make a point to mention it
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how much would you pay for rose to do this
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>>7198873

oh, she's cute enough, but she's too rambunctious, always jumping on people, and that simply isn't accepted in polite company.
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>>7198890
Everytime we talk about pones in bondage I say "I wouldn't want to do that to her".
Then someone says "But it's what she wants".
Then I say "Eeehhh.... okay."
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>>7198911
Nothing, unless she was doing it to my dick
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>>7198918
its about you though.
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>>7198911
well her boobs seem kinda flat so i dunno that there'd be much squish
it would be kind of like rubbing up against a paint covered canvas
i still have a couple hundred dollars i could spare though
>>
Anyone want a vidya stram?
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>>7198911
>Implying Rose isnt a small chested Korean
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>>7198913
I'd rather have a fun little doggy who likes to play. You can have your showdog.
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>>7198893
>tiny image
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>>7198927
admit it, you'd pay Rose to cover herself in paint and roll around on a canvas.
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>>7198931
>instead of pressing her tits against paper she presses her whole body against a canvas
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>>7198926
Yeah, that one is, but people are also talking about doggy-pones.
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>>7198905
but that's exactly what I do anon

I even glare at the owners of the dicks so they know how much I hate the whole sordid affair
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>>7198943
maybe if i could jerk off on her while she was doing it
other than that, no dice
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>>7198947
>>
what does rose look like?

for real
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>>7198974
adorable.
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now that rainbow dash has taken scootie under her wing, what will she teach her?
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>>7198936
Aw sweet.
Thanks.
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>>7198964
These are really cute. Is there like a CMC pack or something with all three toys like this? I like them better than the ones with real hair.
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>>7198854
>Sweetie, who is a very bad girl
fucking unf
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>>7198947
Fluttershy isn't cool.
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>>7198974
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>>7198943
I think Rose isn't conceptual enough to do that.
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>>7198943
>>7198952
I just got the horrible image of an epileptic performance artist covering themselves in paint and inducing a seizure to create new pieces
Their spastic motions represent the state of the world today, y'see
And the paint is the wreckage they leave behind
Give me my million dollars, pls
>>
>>7198974

me
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>>7198974
salty bags of sand
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>>7198964
Fance gloves, though, wears ol' AB, babe
So there's never, ever a trace of red
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>talking about Rose
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Remember mlpg, when in doubt, think of the Captain.
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>>7198896

Scootaloo is a good dog, but she's too small to be used as a work dog, too big (not to mention energetic) to be a lap dog, and her breeding isn't particularly good. so she's stuck in the no-man's-land between roles. if she wasn't so darn adorable, she'd have been gone months ago.
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>>7198978
post pic pls
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>>7198990
you have to make the art to make the money, faggot.
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>>7198974
quite fat judging by her legs
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Is Pinkie Pie innocent?
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>>7198995
why does Rose hate black people?
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>>7199016
That remains to be determined by a jury of her peers.
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>>7198996
This is the way I've always felt.
But...
>Not fucking a gronking dragon.
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>>7198987

Martha is better
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>>7199016
as innocent as a bald-pussied little girl
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>>7199022
Who doesn't?
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>>7199026
>filename
Swap the words and try again
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>>7198974
this is all i've got, and it's not a good picture
i bet she's posted some pics of her with her vibrator on her tumblr since i unfollowed her
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>>7199007
>Implying not pleasantly mid-sized

Come on now. I've seen fat. That aint fat
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>>7198990
>A naked woman pouring paint on herself and spasming over a canvas
>In the corner a man is jerking off
>The scene is filmed and submitted to an avant garde gallery
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>>7199040
That's not really hoppip.
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>>7198995
Fuck you Rose.
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>>7199041
I would a chubby rose
all over her pudgy tits
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>>7199040
Weren't the right three fake?
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>>7199024
>Implying they have trial by jury in Equestria

The Royal sisters pass judgment on everything that would require a trial

They're a shitload wiser than 12 dumb ponies
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>>7199049
congratulations mlpg, we've figured out art.
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>>7199016
no

just look at this face, that's the face of a guilty mare

death to Pinkie Pie
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>>7199040
>hoppip
>female
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>>7199053
nor is it really chistery
c'est la vie
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>>7199070
Hang the traitor pink horse!
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>>7199061
No, that'd definitely goggles.
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>>7199070
>You will never protect Pinkie from an angry mob.
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>>7199059
She's not even here right now
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>>7198874
I loved them
I liked them more than the Reunion episode, Academy episode and the Spike episode
I liked it as much as I liked TMPP

They are good episodes. Only bad thing was Sombra not having a personality but even then he had a good backstory and was an actual threat.

It's more of a missed opportunity than a bad thing. He did was he was supposed to do as a villain quite good.
>>
Does Rose ever get creeped out by us talking about her?
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>>7199040
That is a fake one,we already been over this billion size, anon. She never actually posted her real photo.
only legs
apparently, she is quite fat or does not look appealing, because no other femanon has such issues (see jessy/MT,goggles)
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>>7199094
she probably masturbates to it, judging by her tumblr
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>>7199061
right two
Jessy and Goggles are correct I think
dunno about Rose
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>>7199098
Maybe she's just subconscious.
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>>7199094
You tell me. Do you see her around anymore now that we've fetishized her?
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>>7199098
i'm pretty sure that one's real dude
having seen another photo of her, albeit equally poor, it looks pretty similar
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>>7199053
No. This is really Hopopo.
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>>7199098
>wanting to post yourself on the internet
Maybe she's just not a camwhore?
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>>7199109
like a tulpa?
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>>7199091
Don't you fucking lie to me.
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>>7199040
why don't you add Reu?
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>>7199118
One picture does not a camwhore make.
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>>7199106
Chistery says the one that's supposed to be him is actually his sister. No clue how someone found that.
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>>7199110
yes?
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>>7199109
>Maybe she's just subconscious
>Subconscious
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We all know Reu is the most bootiful MLPG female
Only pretty girls hate Christmas and like ants
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>>7199124
We dont have a picture of her.
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>>7199124
don't have a picture of her
make with the goods?

>>7199129
Chistery is a notorious liar, so I'll take that with a grain of salt
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>>7199126
Maybe she just doesn't want herself posted at all?
I know I don't want pictures of myself posted around here.
I like drawing for you but that's too personal.
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>>7199120
If I were Rose I'd be drawing something new instead of posting pictures from her tumblr
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>>7199140
>Reu
>Beautiful
If you think a sentient ball of slime is beautiful.
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>>7199140
Reu pls
>>
Rose is adorable and hats us.

Reality is so cruel.
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>>7199130
Where?
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>>7199163
>not wanting to put your dick in reu's goo-pussy
fucking casual
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>>7199151
>I know I don't want pictures of myself posted around here.
Why not?
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>>7199163
>Slime
>Not beautiful
Please.
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>>7199162
rose stop
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>>7199112
The one with scarf? That is not her, nope.
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>>7199145
>>7199142
I have her pictures that she uploaded on imgur. I'm not sure that it's her though.
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>>7199182
>not spamming your furry oc on /mlp/
please love me
>>
>tfw I added rose on skype and have been too scared to say anything to her
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>>7199186
what about this one
looks the same to me, minus the fake beard/stache
you can even spot the bad acne
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>>7199188
Protip: it's not.
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>>7199151
Same. I did those vocaroos that somebody made little markerpony flashes out of, but that's it.
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Let's at least make this pony related.

Rose is exactly how I would imagine Fluttershy humanized.
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>>7199188
Oh, I remember those. That wasn't her but these were hilarious.
>>
This may be the time to tell my story.
A few weeks ago, I had a dream that Rose and I were friends and we exchanged Christmas presents.
I woke up feeling like such an unconscionable faggot.
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>>7199212

korean?
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>>7199206
Where the hell did you acquire that
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>>7198743
And EqD.
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>>7199212
>tfw this realization
oh god why
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>>7199212
I wasn't aware Fluttershy had sexual hang ups for femboy pandas
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>>7199219
sentenal pls go
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>>7199206
Oh shi~

Where did you get it? Holyshit a leak
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>>7199206
She'll never love you, Dr. White.
Go home.
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>>7199225
Personality-wise.
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>>7199211

You should do more.
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>>7199228
Tumblr post from like five million years ago
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>>7199235
Well she certainly likes animals
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>>7199206
Haha no
that's her brother silly do you even follow the tumblr
>>
do you even yiff
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>>7199203
I also have a multiple people on skype, I haven't really talked about anything. They have enough fanboys/fangirls, and morequality artists to circlejerk with anyway.
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>>7199239
>tfw you'll never pound rose's frigid cunt
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>>7199265
Yes.
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>>7199265
yes, often
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>>7199124
Because her birthday is only a few days away
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>>7199211
Those were nice, with some work you could do some really good ones. Do more?
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>>7199203
>>7199267
Me too. We should form a new group of people who aren't exceptional in any way
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>>7199267
>They have enough fanboys/fangirls, and morequality artists
That feel. That awful feel.
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>>7199273
>>7199274
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>>7199284
I would a reuniclus vag
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>>7199254
>That's her brother
>She says her brother got all the good genes
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Not posting best female? Disappoint.
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>>7199296
Oh please, the pony fandom is pretty much synonymous with the furry fandom at this point
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>>7199124
>add few drawfags to Skype for no apparent reason
>never speak to them
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>>7199284
I wish reu would art more
I love the way she colors
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Dark Souls
Odds - Something else
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>>7199291
Yes, let's all talk about how we really don't want to hang with the big guys... And how we're strong independent contributors who don't need no senpai.
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>>7199310
did phn's face get manlier since the last time she was photographed?
she looks way hotter in this one
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>>7199265
What does that mean in this context?
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>>7197936
>>7197964
>>7197988
wait a second
is there an implied female in this thread?
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>>7199326
when, LK?
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>>7199292
>Got Skype.
>Set name to real name because I didn't realize better.
>Fucked up.
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>>7199329
I need a senpai. ;_;
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>>7199326
lk draw derpy cum inflation
plzkthx
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>>7199340

>tfw

i have to use skype often for vidya and it's embarassing as fuck to have people see my real name
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>>7199340
Make a new one. Hell, I have like three skype accounts.
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>>7199338
Better fawn over the anon anyways because THURS UH VUHGINER
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>>7199142
I have a picture of her.
>>
http://forums.adobe.com/message/4974662
http://forums.adobe.com/message/4974662
http://forums.adobe.com/message/4974662
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>>7199212

mm. and MT is Pinkie.
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>>7199375
gimmmmeeeee
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>>7199375
I doubt it.
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>>7199379
This turned out to not be true.
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>>7199350
Na-ah gurrrlfriend. You're better off without him!
Don't set yourself up for a heartbreak.
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>>7199386
Absolutely not, she would fucking disown me.
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>>7199384
W-WHO AM I??
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>>7199398
>rose has a kid
FUCKING DROPPED
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>>7199386
>>7199391
Here

>>7199398
Haha, sucker I've got one, now she'll blame you!
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>>7199398
wow you fucking faggot
gimme it
pls
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>>7199412
>rose
REU TOO.
FUCK
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>>7199406
Zoidberg!
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>>7199398
>teasing
I hope she sees this
You're a bad friend
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>>7199413
Well if you have one too, I can say I didn't post it ya fool.
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>>7199406
Johnny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kx7tgkJbjo
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>>7198964
>Apple Bloom tries to get her cutie mark in abortions
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>>7199326
>>7199326
LK please finish sexy celestia please
(it's been a year already since I requested her isn't?)
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>>7199339
Maybe 10 minutes? Stram?
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>feel like the show is getting worse
>getting tired of the shitposting
>want to shift interests to something else
>absolutely nothing catches my attention like ponies do
>even compared to new episodes
I want off this damn ride already
>>
>>7199398
>>7199425
Gibbe or i'll reveeal your power level to everyone
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