Generally talk about ponies in a general storePrevious Thread>>7167725
>>7172456>Marker gets fucked hard from behind.gif
ill take a requestkind of in the mood to paint
>>7172472Best element>tfw element of duplicate file detected
>>7172487Celestia admiring some sunflowers
>>7172487rarity and sweetie belle walking together in the moonlight
>>7172456...what exactly is happening to marker pony here?looks overtly sexual.
Thanks calendar anon
everybody looks good with SA's color scheme
>>7172514>he hasn't given her the D
this looks actually pretty cooldespite being JJ
>>7172561all dat sameface on those guards
>>7172561It looks really bland
>>7172574The show does the same thing so it's understandable here.
>>7172561Those faces are really badEspecially on cadence on Celestia and SA
Good night MLPG, have some cute pones.
>>7172561>Celestia will never have as much swag as Kaiser Reinhard von lohengramm
>>7172547>"I will give you one chance to surrender and be ruled by me, because I am important and chosen by God, several times over!">"Oh, REALLY, Mister Big-Shot? ONE chance huh? Well, how about we tell you to go fuck yourself instead, and add a coupla stories about your sister too?"
So how do I become a writer for MLPG?
>>7172611true, the execution is poor, but I like the idea and the themes going on
>>7172640>step 1you write>step 2the end
>>7172660But how do I get on the lists?
>D added to inventoryMexcellent
>>7172670I don't deal in lists anon, I'm sorry
>>7172670>getting on a listlol. I've been writing waifushit and greentext for two years. You don't just end up on a list by writing.
>>7172670eventually when you get enough recognition I guessthere's not like, requirements listed or anythingjust don't worry about it
>>7172676>germanTHEY'RE PRUSSIAN YOU DAFT FUCKS
>>7172687protip:prussians are german even if not all germans aren't prussians
>>7172691you can't be serious
>>7172704>germans are prussiansfixed
Why don't we fuck the ponies?
>>7172704Unless you're Polish - then you're Polish, but the rules are set by whoever's kicking your ass that week.
>>7172715Everyone's afraid to ask the ponies
>>7172715Look anon if you can make them real and agree with us fucking them we'll be there to help you
>>7172723CORWIN YOU DELIGHTFUL BASTARD
>>7172735Dibs on Sweetie Belle.
>>7172747nothing, anon >>7172745 called dibs
>>7172747God dammit, you're gonna get shit all over the bed
>>7172745...I'm not summoning the fillies anymore
>>7172747MY FUCKING YOGURT
>>7172747Kiss, lick, suck, sniff, finger, and fuck her little butthole.
>>7172735Swee->>7172745Fuck you.Then Scoots?
>>7172727PfffHEY PONIES CAN WE FUCK YOU?
>>7172757I'LL TAKE ADULT SWEETIE IF YOU CAN, COME ON MAN.
SB, you still here?
I want to be tired so I can go to bed and leave this placeit's almost 9 am why don't I feel tired? ;_;
So sweetie's asked you to the school dance. Problem is, she's a grade level below you! Do you risk it?
>Tex is getting popular>Soon he's going to be "brony famous">Bronies will try to copy Anon's fashion style>They'll wear dress shirts, but also with fedoras
>>7172784Hell yeahAnything to make that sweet girl happy
>>7172784Are you shitting me?I'd be proud as fuck.
>>7172784>grade level below youThat's nothing. of course I'll go.
>>7172784I beat that pussy up beyond recognition
>>7172802He's getting reblogged, and his latest pic got 100 notes in just 4 hours. Each new pic gets more and more notes. It's a trend. As long as he keeps up his fame will rise.
>>7172790>>Soon he's going to be "brony famous"Never. Not enough dumb pandering or sexuality.
>friends talk about hot hot celebrity woman are that pop up while we flip through the channels>all you can do is sit there in uncomfortable silence>hope they dont ask for your opinion
>>7172836what if he changes to accomodate?
>>7172833So? He's probably one of the best we have, and definitely underrated outside.
>>7172747Might I have permission to write a story based off this?
>>7172806You sure? Your friends might accuse you of robbing the cradle, and her parents might not like it. Your reputation could be ruined!>>7172813You talk a big game, but when nobody's around, you're not even exactly sure how that would work.
>play pony game>you can now receive gems from getting rid of paraspritesDude...
The main character of the last movie you saw has been teleported to Ponyville. What does he/she/it do?
>>7172858I didn't make it so go on ahead.
>>7172853>hope they dont ask for your opinionwhat are you going to do if they do ask?>I'm more into ponies than celebrities?
>>7172855I don't want them to steal him from us ;_;
>>7172861Going out with a girl will do nothing negative to my reputation, regardless of the circumstances.
>>7172878Did you even go to middle school? At all?
>>7172858>Might I have permission to write a story based off this?when you ask a question like this it's honestly best to lurk moar for a bit newfriend
>>7172869>The Da Vinci CodeThis is stupid. I want a different prompt...
>>7172858You new here? You don't fucking ask, fagwad. You lay down some damn greater-thans and get to work.
>>7172882Yes. And I never went out with any girls, and I had a reputation as a nonsexual entity.Everyone knew me and everyone loved me, but I never got laid.
Some of Babs Seed's classmates called her fat. How do you cheer her up?
>>7172858How about you take off your name until you know what the fuck you're doing
>>7172869>looperhe kills himself
>>7172915Fuck her in her fat winking marehbood
>>7172915I tell her that her fat is sexy and I squeeze and jiggle her butt cheeks. If she gets scared, I knock her out and lock her up in the basement.Then I force-feed her regularly and worship her fat ass until she loves it.
>>7172915I raspberry her belly.Alternatively, >>7172931
>>7172903>that feelBut not really, tons of people thought I was gay
>>7172869>Jack ReacherHe just wanders off like he did on Earth. Without any reason to stay he searches out for the next town.
>>7172903I'm pretty sure people though I was gay until I got a girlfriendI suppose theater will do that
>>7172915Obviously, make whoever said it regret saying it.
>>7172926Define know what I'm doing.>>7172889>>7172900Just making sure no one was about to beat me to the punch.>>7172872In that case, I'm going to work on it. Expect it soon.
>>7172943>getting a girlfriend in schoolhow fucking normal do you have to be?
>>7172869>Judge DreddHe dispenses justice.
>>7172943>theater geekHaving a girlfriend doesn't make you straight.
>>7172861It's just a one year difference.And you can't say no to that girl's smile.
>>7172954>Define know what I'm doing.posting without having a goddamn clue is what you're doingshut the fuck up for a while and hang around until you know how things are handled around here
>>7172975You can't say no to her smile, and there's no fucking way you can say no to her frown.
>>7172869scott pilgrim was utter shit
>>7172982Shut up. This man is offering a Sweetie Belle fapfic and you are being inhospitable.
>tfw never hard a girlfriend beforewhy should i get one
>>7172723That is fantastic.
>>7172861She'll be happy and have a great time with me there to accompany her. And why I wouldn't ask her parents? it's the logical thing to do in this case.
>>7172956slim male pickings in the theater m8, combined with spending hours with 'em most week days.
>>7172858>>7172954>assuming we even made the picture>asking permission>wearing a name with no contribution to back it upThis is the face I post when I think someone's being utterly retarded.I say this because I'm doubtful of your ability to pick up on subtext.
>>7172954aaaand filtered.Whatever you planned on posting, best be doing it anonymously.
>>7172956>awkward dork all through school>waifufagged Rei Ayanami in high school>girls still hit on me for some reason>didn't realize they were hitting on me until years laterLife is cruel.
>>7172861A year difference is insignificant after sixth grade. Your friends would poke fun at for you dating a girl from middle school while in high school even if there was only a year difference but other than that no one is going to call you on it. Now, a senior dating a freshman, that is looked upon differently.
>>7172776I would cuddle the FUCK out of that totally legal horse.
>>7173003>inhospitable>to a namefag>with no prior contribution>who has no idea what he's doing>and is clearly newand the problem is?
>>7173037The problem is you might be interfering with my masturbation.
>>7173037That's why you help guide him, not toss him out into the streets
>>7172641god damit i read this right to left before realizing im stupid
>>7173029I want a grown up CMC show so bad ;_;
>>7173014When was it implied I assumed that? I was just making sure nobody was going to write it already.And if you all want it I can post my pastebin.>>7173003Nah, it's cool. I prefer having my ass brutally ravaged.
>>7173047Fuck that, we have enough people in here, we don't need more crowding in.
>>7173047>That's why you help guide himI didI told him to shut up and hang around
>>7173022>awkward dork fom kindergarten through 12th grade>gained a reputation as an unstable idiot in elementary school, stuck for life because I was>no girls ever hit on me>many people openly avoided me>circle of friends never exceed five, everI had a really fucking bad childhood.
>>7173055Will you please post your pastebin?
>>7173055You know I kinda like a bitNOW START WRITING
>>7172964Request: Knight Anon defending a pony from a dragon/monster.
>>7172998Eh, I enjoyed it. The ending was much better than in the comic.And Micheal Cera played the loser jerkass pretty well I think.
>all these different childhoods>all lead to ponythere's no escape
>>7173070>circle of friends never exceed five, everbut that is not a bad thing anon
LOOK AT ITLOOK AT THE MONSTER YOU CREATED
>>7173073http://pastebin.com/u/Parasite_SteveNOTE: If it isn't sexual and if it's not Cthuhlu in Equestria, it sucks. Fair warning.>>7173076Workin' on it. In fact this will be my last post until I finish it.
>>7173086Cera was WAY too fucking beta to be scott.
>>7173087Horsefuckery is my savior
>>7173086>>7173102Cera is odd looking. The only way I could imagine Scott being a lady killer was that he's an utter 10/10 handsome male.
FUCK FUCK FUCK TWILIGHT WHAT HAPPENED
>>7173070>>7173097Yeah, introverts just tend to have a small group of friends they get along with very well.It's also just the right size for a DnD campaign.
>>7173099>not posting the full-size one
>>7173117>tfw no one to ever play DnD with
>>7173113Stupid fucking ponies don't even know how to take care of their own village
>>7173102It must be that I haven't seen it in a long while, but I thought he played the part decently.
>>7173086The entire movie had this stench of a pretender to iteverything shown seemed as if someone studied people who are video games, comic books, music and cartoons without ever experiencing any of these themselves. Worse, without ever understanding the appeal for any of these. And then he tried to recreate what he couldn't understand from his studies of people who enjoyed those things.To me the movie felt like nothing but an imposter.
>>7173107Of coursenot nearly enough freckles
>>7173113The fuck manHow many days did you leave them alone.I mean fuck after the latest update they made the game way much easier yet that happened to you
>>7173144Do you know what we call that?Pandering.
>>7173129>tfw you have a bunch of D&D handbooks from your brother>tfw your mom wanted you to get rid of them "because you won't be able to find anyone your age to play with">tfw trying to explain to her that most people who play D&D are HER age.
>>7173129I've always wanted to try, unfortunately all my friends seem to have too short attention spans for it.>>7173077That's an idea.
THERE WAS NOTHING THAT I COULD DO TO SAVE YOUTHE CHOIR'S GONNA SING AND THIS THING IS GONNA KILL YOU
>>7173129I didn't play until I joined the Navy because I thought medieval fantasy was dumb.Once on a boat I didn't have any friends until the ship's nerd contingent needed an arcane spellcaster.Maybe you should find a local gaming group, make some friends.
>>7173144>someone studied people who are intofixed
>>7173051>My Little Pony Tales>Hasbro realizes the mane 6 sell 80% of their pony merchandise>A spin off series revolving around all the ponies they can name in order to cultivate interest in all of them>5-10 minute slice of life episodes revolving around different ponies>Reoccuring characters, loose continuity>"Where are they now" episodes>Some episodes have previous FiM characters show upHow many points do I recceive?
>>7173154>made the game way easierHow
>>7173144Just like the comic then. And I don't think they used that many game or comic references in the movie.I liked the use of Zelda music though.
>>7173113how is the game?do I need to have a smartphone to play?
Fucking apples must have done thi
>>7173158I played DnD for about two summers. My best friend at the time was DM. Then he stopped coming over from Canada and we never played again... It was fun while it lasted.
>>7173174>making friendI tried going to my universities board game nerd club thing but it didn't take.also there was an awful lot of hostility between the people there.
>>7173191>Just like the comic thenI didn't enjoy the comic either, but I thought the movie was way worse about it
Hotdog? Sure thing!Kitchen's just past the couch to your right
>>7173188>"Where are they now" episodesI don't get this and I think 5-10 minutes would be a bit on the short sidemaybe 12 minutes without commercials
>>7173192Android or iOS>>7173189Parasprites have a big chance of leaving gems when you get rid of themAll shops have a prtty big chance to give you rarer element shards. I mean I got like 6 magic shards and 10 loyalty shards from the WindmillAlso your town isn't invaded by rocks that need 16000 bits to get rid of in one nightBefore the update it was awful>Go to sleep>next day 4 huge rocks and a bunch of medium size rocks
>>7173222>chubby with ablinesI approve
>>7173099>>7173222even as a human her haircut is still retarded
>>7172869She no longer wonders where the rest of her race went.She then forms the Socialist Unicorn Party of Equestria to rally her brether to purify the land rid it of the filth without horns.
>>7173259You mean you wouldn't a human with a Babscut?
THATS A REALLY FUCKING UGLY BOX
>>7173271>tfw christopher lee did a dub in your language for this movie
>>7173236I guess by "where are they now" it could just show the mane six off doing their own thing. Or anyone, really.I was trying to keep them short so they could fit as many as possible. They would be more like shorts than anything. Just ponies in situations. They could pack as many mini episodes into each 22 minute block.
>>7173099>>7173222>dem doubles>dem triples>dem tits>dem seeds i want to plantF-f-f-f-fFFFFUCK, I WANT TO FUCK BABS SEED!
>>7173287I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU YOU GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOT
>>7173287>FluttershyQUICK! SHOOT DOWN THAT FUCKING BALLOON.
>>7173210All of my current friends were made through existing friends. I would be up buttfuck creek with a large flared chance lodged in my rectum with no astroglide if they were to leave.
>>7173222Ugh.I'd like more oon the plain side.
>>7173259but that how you hair in Boston right?
>>7173295I was surprised at how well Christopher Lee speaks german
>>7173303I'd rather they did 5 minute webseries with the Princesses.Like the life of a princess and make it crazy as fuck
>>7173311>I would be up buttfuck creek with a large flared chance lodged in my rectum with no astroglide if they were to leaveI can confirm this since all my current friends already left
>>7173346he still sounds weird, but it fits the character
>>7173346>>7173295It's not that impressive.He speaks like eight languages, doesn't he?
>>7173311You have to expand out from your required circles: co-workers. Did a couple of things after work with some co-workers once.Never trusting either of them again.By the way, have a pony.
somebody stop me its too late for this shit
>>7173351Or something with the guards and castle staff.
>>7173366>It's not that impressive.speaking a language and doing a dub in one especially in a tight scene such as Germany that is indeed impressive anon
>>7173368>co-workersBut I just quit my job and hoping to get one with a lot more independence than the last few.>>7173374OH GHAD I CANT
>>7173351>I'd rather they did 5 minute webseries with the Princesses.but then there would be no grown up cutie mark crusaders ;_;
>>7173354broston bricstin bobobo brig baboston bob soni can do this all day
>>717337419/10made my day
>>7173304Only if you have a big, round back apple she can grip onto
>>7173374you win everything forever
>>7173433Why is Adventure Time so great?
>>7173433>IGN giving out reviews.gif
>>7173446>Adventure TimeThat's Flapjack you retard.
>>7173446>Adventure TimeFuck. I need to go to bed. Good night everyone.
>>7173390photoshop being a bag of dicksI never use photoshop, so the last hour or so i was just dicking around warping the marker
>tfw you will never introduce alcohol to Ponyville and swim in a sea of drunken mares in heat
>>7173386Not for Christopher Lee, it's not.That's called Tuesday.
>>7173476The My Little Pony part should be in the cap of the mushroom cloud, and the General part should make up the ring
>>7173477>tfw you will never introduce Soy Sauce to Ponyville>tfw they will never hail you as a culinary god as you augment their meals
>>7173503I second this if you can make it look good
>>7173477Alternatively, you could end up killing most of the town with alcohol poisoningOr reduce Ponyville to a sordid ghetto steeped in the trade of an addictive substance
>>7173509>tfw soy sauce + honeyinstant god tier seasoning
>>7173516Whatever, as long as I get some mare pussy
>>7173516But Ponyville is a vile hick town, so it's just as bad as a sordid ghetto.
>>7173477Alcohol is a sugar to equines. It is present in many sweet drinks in equestria. It's very easy for a human to wind up drunk if he is not careful.
>>7173516>Or reduce Ponyville to a sordid ghetto steeped in the trade of an addictive substancebut I just fapped ;_;
>>7173516>Have control of the addictive substance>receive sexual favors in payment for said substanceIts all good
>>7173541>he needs to trade drugs for sexual favorsHaha you must be ugly I get it from pone for free.
>>7173549sure why notthe dress up is a bit weird, but I'm not here to admire the dress am I?
>>7173563I don't rape ponies though
>>7173516Well that's why you make a gang to protect the secret of creating AlcoholFor their own good
>>7173549WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT
>>7173563but having them submissively dependant on me just increases my boners
>>7173532So, humans in Equestria end up getting raped by mares while passed out?
>>7173574I can see the potential for some mares-taking-advantage-of-a-drunk-anon greentext.
>tfw you watch an artist draw increasingly furry and increasingly pornographicGod it feels good
>>7173549eh. the lips just don't do it for me.
>>7173603Slow corruption, the best kind.
>>7173563>not making a jonesing pony suck you off while you pour wine all over herLook who's too high and mighty to be a scumbag
>>7173477>You will never find yourself at the same parties as a particular punch pony>Ponies will never warn you she shows up acting 'funny' sometimes with really bad breath>You will never become party pals>She will never trust you enough to bring you home one night>She will never pressure you to follow her into the cellar>She will never ask you to not tell anyone about what you're about to see>Equestria's sole secretly stash of alcoholic beverages, illegal in the entire country>You will never get smashed as fuck on girly as shit alcohol with a pony>You will never get a great idea to become punch runners and make a million bitsThat got away from me.
>>7173602This is the one thing I think we HAVEN'T done yet.Can somebody do a quick-and-dirty of this? Maybe three or four lines?
>>7173622>Not being a millionaire with your cute drunk pone waifu.Please, you took it in a smart direction for once.
>>7173549>those lipsI bet she'd give the most amazing of blowjobs.
>>7173603which artist?because >>7173618
>>7173631>there are still topics that MLPG hasn't greentextedNO IT'S NOT TRUE
>>7173618Is there really any other?
>>7173642Rarity has Angelina Jolie lips, anon.
>MLPGprostituting cartoon horse for alcoholic beverages general
>>7173654I don't think we've ever done /ll/ or female anon on mare. Or lesbian mares for that matter.
>>7173582Motherfucking bootlegging Apple Family
>>7173690That image would be wonderful if it were not for Applejacks fucked up nose/snout
>>7173222>>7173252>>7173304>"Yeah I know - I can already tell by lookin' at ya' pants."
>>7173715I want to kiss this stupid fucking face.
>>7173715oh godmy dick
>>7173715B-but what should we do, B-Babsbaka?
>>7172515is it okay if her hair is just pinkit goes so much better(this is an underpaint so excuse the roughness)
>this thread>skyrim mod thread on /v/only the dead know peace from these boners
Human Counterpart Equipment>Twilight - 2x Daggers>Applejack - Footwear>Rainbow Dash - Katanas>Pinkie Pie - Horns (there's also some whistles and a kazoo mixed in there)>Fluttershy - Crossbows/Rifles>Rarity - Whips>Spike - Lances/Short-swords>Applejack - Boomerangs>Sweetiebell - Yo-yos>Scootaloo - Hammers>Spitfire - Pistols>Gilda - Claws/Fists>Trixie - Wands>Big Mac - Gauntlets/Shields>Shining Armor - Broadswords>Celestia - Rapiers>Luna - Scythes>Discord - Paint Brushes>Chrysalis - Axes/Maces/Clubs/War Hammers
GUYSGUYSIS THERE A RELIABLE E-HENTAI DOWNLOADER GREASEMONKEY SCRIPT?I CAN'T FIND ONE THAT WORKS AND I DON'T WANT TO TRY AND MAKE ONE IF ONE ALREADY EXISTS
>>7173702Not until I'm goodsee you several years from now
>>7173746wahwhat are we gonna do with the babs
>>7173771>Luna - Scythes2edgy4me
>>7173738>"So whatcha waitin' for?"
>>7173738I want those lips wrapped around my cock
>>7173765I'm watching this gif and imagine she's on top of me, thrusting very abruptly and making that face as I hilt myself.
>>7173771Luna is OP
>>7173789>Implying you'd fitShe's a big little mareBut she's still a little little pony
Have we even MENTIONED the flavor of Babs' candy vag?I'm thinking like extremely sweet applesauce or something...
>>7173641Would you be able to keep your underground empire under control? Are there really any other ponies you can trust? Would you try to keep sober as often as possible or would you get lost in your latest brews as they got stronger and more intoxicating as you both perfected your hard drinks?Would you and your drunk pone waifu slowly drift apart as the money comes between you? Retire to some private tropical island? Or would your empire come crumbling down upon you as your customers finally betray you for the crown? Would you take the full blame for the operation? Would you plead to the crown - fuck this I'm tired.
>>7173789>I bet you like that, dontcha Anon.
>>7173821I'm thinking an earthy apple butter, a delightful blend of tartness and sugar that goes on smooth and has a little bite to it.
>>7173823You're right...It might be simpler just to get privately drunk with mai cute pone all the time.We might not be millionaires, but we'd have each other.
>>7173690>You and Berry take down the Apple's Cider business to remove all competiton.
>>7173851Sounds right to me.
>>7173761that looks greatmew you have a fucking great grasp of color in all your works
Babs Seed fapfics.Are there any?
>>7173853b-but what about alcohol addicted mare sluts pleasing your every whim? ;_;
is there anything like a cuddle fix? nothing erotic or saucy, but just anon cuddling non-sexually with pone?
>>7173884Anon, I'm a one mare kind of guy.And that's that.
>>7173884They want it bad, so they'll be trying their hardest to please you
>>7173785>She whispers that in your ear>just before nibbling at your earlobe
>>7173860>It's known as the Sweet Apples Massacre>the whole town is on edge for years afterwards
>>7173904Wasn't Sweet Apple Massacre a fic from the relatively early days?Really shit, tried to out-shockvalue cupcakes?
>>7173900>she grabs your shaft>you feel a sudden, gooey kind of warmth on your tip>"Looks like I gotta take charge."
>>7173771We've been over this anonIT SUCKSAlso Rarity would use a bow, a saber or a rapier
>>7173927Not the early days, I think it was like summer 2011.
>>7173880No sadly.We seriously gotta fix that/
Why aren't you drawing?
>>7173884That's rapeand prostitution
>>7173929aaaaaAAAAAAAAI DON'T WANT TO START FAPPING BECAUSE I WON'T STOP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR
>>7173945Two great tastes that taste great together!
>>7173943I'm programmingHAHAHA no, I've written like 10 garbage lines in the last hour
>>7173904>>7173927Yeah, unfortunately that title is taken by a fic where Big Mac violently rapes the CMC with his horse cock that's so big it literally tears them apart and kills them. If I recall correctly by the end of it he's just fucking their entrails and remains. He does it one by one so they can watch their friends die. I hope I'm remembering it wrong.
>>7173942I look forward to how the writers are going to spell Babs's speech to mimic her accent!
>>7173937>rapierthisalso someone already did nice medieval fantasy ponies, can't just remember the artists nameone painting was called "the lie" with trixie burning a wanted poster for twilight and another one was rarity fighting rainbow dash cladded in armourwas pretty cool, but as I said can't for my life remember the artists name
>>7173929>she says that as her tongue is on the tip>it just sounds like 'luuth liigh aay gohha haahe haarh'
Do you guys want to watch some cartoons or a movie with me?I'll post my paste of stuff if people want a stream.
>>7173961>not edging until the sun rises
>>7173961Better than 3 minutes
>>7173100And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Not.>You return home after another stressful day of work.>God, it's like people don't even know how computers work.>You were tempted to tell them to delete System32 just so you wouldn't have to deal with their shit ever again.>Seriously, one customer thought that Microsoft made trojans.>Being the obnoxious, overly-critical jackass you are, you are seriously on the verge of snapping.>You open the door to hear your dog barking like the house is on fire."Kenny, shut up.">You hang up your coat, and walk over to the source.>The first thing you smell is...yogurt?>Goddamnit, did you not close the fridge all the way AGAIN?>Seriously, that dog loves yogurt, it's not even funny.>You then see it wasn't him at all.>It's a small, white pony that got into it.>Her legs are spread out and there's yogurt all over her.>You can see her warm-looking belly, her young pussy, cute little sphincter, and...crotchtits?>Wow, there goes your boner.>But there are more important things, such as:"Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house, eating MY yogurt?!"
>>7173982Nah, I'm pretty sure that's what it wasI remember because I tried fapping to it a couple timesThere's really no decent extreme rape fics
>>7173943Because I'm learning to write decently
>>7174023>The pony flinches, dropping the yogurt, spilling more of it on her.>She doesn't even make a peep, besides that."I asked you a question.">"I...I...">Between retarded customers and weird marshmellow things eating your yogurt, you're flipping your shit.>You storm up to her, fists clenched."You have 5 seconds.">"Uh...""1.">"My...""2.">"It's...""3.">"My name is Sweetie Belle!">She says this before reeling back, terrified.>You smirk a little. Score one for pissed-off IT guys."Alright, Sweetie Belle. Tell me how you got here.">"I don't know, I woke up, and I was on this couch!">Wow, what a shitty reason. Sad part is that it's probably true.>(shut up I'll come up with a better reason later)"Alright then, tell me. How are you going to pay for that yogurt?">'Um...That's a good question."
>>7173982>My cock twitchedhmm
>>7174040"Ok, you can't clean, you can't cook, what the hell are you good for?">She turns to you, soot all over her cooking garb, eyes tearing up.>"I'm sorry, but I'm just not good at anything...""You've got THAT right.">She's now this close to crying.>Scratch that, she's bawling like a baby now.>She sounds like a teapot amplified."Oh god, just shut up, I beg of you.">She doesn't listen to you, and you swear there's a puddle of tears near her.>Gotta love cartoon physics, but you don't need your house flooded.>However, the sound of her crying starts to really, really set you off.>You walk up to her and bitchslap her."Stop crying or there's more where that came from!">She just cries even harder, getting on your last nerve.>This time you just punch her."I said, shut the fuck up!">She manages to simmer down, ending with a sniff.>"I'm sorry...""No. No apologies. You better do something to make me happy right here and now."
>>7174031eyupreally liked that series, but I don't think the artist ever made many more or even finished it
>>7174053>She looks around, before shivering.>"Uh...Or else what?""I'll make you sadder than I am mad.">She quits shuddering to try to bolt out the door.>You manage to stomp on her tail, though, and stop her.>She screeches in pain from pulling her tail.>"I give! I give!""Don't run or I'll rip it off.">Holy shit, where did THAT come from?>She nods, almost about to cry again."Alright, now.">You say this while thinking that you might as well jump off the slippery slope.>You flip her around, belly up.>You run a hand from her head all the way down to her belly, before sinking to her lower lips.>You try to ignore the two little bumps on the way, because if you're going to violate this little twat, you don't need a boner killer.>You dip a finger inside her, not pushing past the hymen yet.>She squeaks in a mix of fear and forbidden pleasure from your touch."Aww, someone's enjoying themselves.">"No, I don't like this!""Then how come you're saying otherwise down here?">It's true, she's wetter than New York down there.
>>7174040>The pony flinches, dropping the yogurt, spilling more of it on her.There's gotta be a better way!
>>7174021You know what I would give to be able to finish in three minutes?Ever since I started SSRIs my faps have been two hours, minimum. A lot of the time I can't even cum during sex.
>>7173996>implying she wasn't saying that as she's about to slowly ease herself onto you>implying she wouldn't saywowza under her bearth as she lowers herself
>>7173988I like these.
>>7173222Jesus.I can't.I just can't.She looks so fucking fertile.
>>7173973My nigga.I have to finish my personal project by the 12th before school takes my last hours of free time a day away.I have an estimated "5 days" of work to do. Which means I probably have much more than that.
>>7174066>After fingering her, and getting her ready for what you're about to do, you take off your pants and boxers.>She realizes what you are about to do.>"Please, no...""Hmm, you said please...">Her eyes fill with hope."NOT! Ha, the look on your face when I said that, holy shit!">She starts crying again, not as loudly as last time but still loud.>BAM. You right hook her in the face."You're making me go deaf, you nasty little slut!">She stops screeching for once, only sobbing in terror.>You shove it in her, breaking her hymen and taking her innocence with it.>GodDAMN, she is like a touriquet.>You don't let her get used to the feeling, and start pumping it in her.>She starts to cry out from the feeling. Bitch is probably secretly liking it just a little.>You start thrusting even faster, practically melting from how hot she is.>Given the fact that you rarely masturbated, you feel it coming.>You decide to give this obnoxious horse a creampie.>Your thrusting reaches a fever pitch, as you feel your first spurt coming.>BOOM. Your cum fills her up.>You pull out, before aiming your dick at her face.>Your cum makes her even MORE white, like 'newfag's first attempt at a non-shitty OC' white."Alright, now. Have you learned your lesson?">She nods, trying to get the cum off her face."No eating my yogurt, if you're going to live her. And I'll need you to carry my own weight, so be prepared to provide more...'entertainment.'>She nods again, about to cry yet again."Good. Now go clean yourself up, you little cunt.">You walk to the fridge, getting some yogurt, before walking over to your favorite chair to sit down and watch some TV.>Today still sucked, even after that.THE ENDAlright, first off, I know that escalated way too quickly. I just wanted to get that out of my system.That said, give me a brutal ass ravaging for a review. None of that 'you did great 5/5' shit. Tell me what's wrong with it and tell me why I need to kill myself.
Alright, fuck it, here's the paste: http://pastebin.com/nDaVgY5HPick something guys, and I'll play it for you.
>>7174065OhI wanted to look for him to see if he made anything new. Oh well
>>7174082there'd better be hip-rolling involved
>>7174094>>7174066>>7174053>>7174040>>7174023...Get out.Just... Get the fuck out.
>>7174094I don't know where you get your information, but we like lovey-doveys round these parts.
>glitter glue is dead
>>7174083>bard>rogue>druid>wizard>paladin>rangercouldn't be any more cliché if it tried
>>7174118>>7174119Wait.You like...happy sex?...I'M SO SORRY FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONSFORGIVE ME I BEG OF YOU
>>7174100Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>>7174108She had Applebloom show her the best way to ride a dickShe's still a little inexperiencedBut she makes up for it with enthusiasm and a healthy desire to please
>>7174100is wizards the one with that red guy named peace?
>>7174141This is not FPG or AiE.
>>7174105>I wanted to look for him to see if he made anything new.you still canlast time I checked was a year ago
>>7174149Yes.>>7174145Any other votes?
>>7174157FPG doesn't exist anymore, right? You guys stopped talking about it and I stopped finding it on the first page. That means it's gone, right?
>>7174139You just have to complain don't you
>>7174141You can try again for some lovey dovey pedophilia with Sweetie, but I must say I haven't much faith.
>>7174168Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>>7174094I don't know where people picked up the idea that a casual conversation style works for greentext shit, but it really, really doesn't.Stop that, never do it again.Stuff like ">GodDAMN, she is like a tourniquet" is painful to read, even beyond the general discomfort of greentext
>>7174157>FPG?I don't swim in piss very often
>>7174148that's not the only thing about her that's "healthy"
>>7174176>Twilight was not invited.
>>7174100fuck, I really want to watch Sealab. I haven't seen it on ages.
>>7174213Or, you know, she's the DM
Post some inspiring stuff
>>7174176thisI like thisthe other one was cool as well I was mostly just complaining for the sake of complaining
Alright, come on in.We'll figure something out.http://www.livestream.com/corwinschannel
>>7174213She's the DM
>>7174199>I don't know where people picked up the idea that a casual conversation style works for greentext shitthis dude's story made me understand why people on /q/ are bitching about the greentexting abuse of block quotesit makes all so much more sense now
>>7174148>Babs asks Applebloom how to rodeo, b-because she has a friend who might like s-some tips or something...>"It's all in the hips, Babs. Ya gotta gyrate them back and forth and side to side so you can maintain balance!">but what about... if it hurts your you-know-what>"Oh that doesn't happen. It never hurts me!">awesome, thanks AB, now my friend will feel really good UH I mean he'll be really pleased UH I mean bye>"No prob, Babs! Just tell him or her not to hurt themselves and be safe">Applebloom to this day still thinks Babs went to teach a friend how to rodeo
>>7174205There is. At first she does it because she's trying to get used to youBut soon enough she's doing it for its own sake, while her face turns red and she starts breathing deeper, leaning over you and putting those magnificent, beautiful breasts right in your face.All that woman in all the right places, thick and plush with the perfect amount of firmness.
>>7174185Tomorrow, I will fix this mess I made. Count on it.>>7174199Then what's the 'proper' way of doing greentext? Honest question.>>7174250You're welcome I guess?
>>7173222>starts fapping>wanders to her hips>see right hand>thumb?>mfwOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>7174267>saging a generalplease follow this advice now >>7174118
So how about that Rumble kid.
>>7174124He's probably just in an extremely depressed, don't-want-to-do-anything state. Hopefully he'll pop back up.
>>7174258>getting your friends or family to teach you sex without them knowing they are teaching you about sexWhy does that sound unf
>>7174267I'd recommend to lose the greentext clutch and do a proper fic.Greentexts work better for shorter stuff and to throw your ideas in a raw form, like a draft. I doesn't work for longer reads.
>>7174269It's in the right place. I don't know what you're getting at.
>>7174263If her reaction to Scoots' rump-bump is any indication, she'd probably have a sensitive derriere as well
>>7174241>>7174176>>7174083do you read friendship is dragons?
http://www.livestream.com/corwinschannelLION KING COMING UP
>>7174301He's a cute little guy.
>>7174341Those twins are lookers too.
>>7174329Get the fuck in herehttp://www.livestream.com/corwinschannel
>>7174351I read that as >hookersWHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
>>7174323Which one is that?
>>7174357>>7174329stop spamming thread is pretty ded and anybody who wanted to come would have read it the first time
>>7174351>when the twins drop Rumble off at school, they each give him a kiss on the cheek>when Cloudchaser is at the Wonderbolt Training Camp, Flitter gives him two kisses to make up for her absence
>>7174301>mfw that fapfic someone linked here earlierMan, the Sweetie/Scoots scene was damn great.
>>7174351Flitter in particular.
>>7174267If you really want to actually "write," drop the greentext altogether.But if thats too much effortwhich is understandable, for MLP fapfiction, do less narrationJust a simple series of events, maybe some descriptive text for sensations or thoughts if you need them, but the focus is on the actionsHere's an example thats probably decentI didn't actually look at which cap it is before posting
>>7174387o-oh goshwe need more storiesand more art
>>7174378Don't be such a cunt, anon.
>>7174357>>7174329Lion King is probably one of the more lower ranking Disney movies for me
>>7174323Is that still going?I haven't looked at it since something like the 10th update
>>7174370the one with friendship and dragons and shit
>>7174387>not conscripting Scootaloo for the second kiss
>>7174321Care to find out?She put your hands on her thighs when she started straddling you. You could scoot them up a little bit.
>>7174401They're blank characters and you only like them because of the fandom you've concocted around them you disgusting fan of the fandom.
>>7174400funny how you can instantly tell this is proper greentext while >>7174094>>7174066>>7174053>>7174040>>7174023was not
>>7174417Oh the comic oneWeren't there two comics like that?Fuck I started reading a long time ago but forgot. What was the link?
>>7174443>not dealing with it
>>7174414>Is that still going?apparently, I have subbed the feed, but I as well haven't read further than update 10 or soI was hoping one of you could tell me if it's worthwhile to continue
>>7174427and give her a good squeeze~
>>7174443>caring about what a bunch of anonymous horsefuckers think>forgoing fun>2012 + one week
>>7174443>wah this has not been common since S1
>>7174351He has a pretty cool bro too.
>>7174456>Weren't there two comics like that?the other one was paranoia is magic or something like that I thinkhttp://friendshipisdragons.thecomicseries.com/comics/first/I stopped following this because it didn't really deliver on the humor or anything and was pretty much just a retelling of season 1 episodesgot boring rather quickly, but I don't know if it picked up at some point after the creator got the hang of things
>>7174305a little of bothI've been drawing Kanga but not much else for the past few days
>>7174500>2012 + one week
>>7174562You should totes draw more Discohips
>>7174562>Kangathat fucking baseball game ruins lives I tell ya
>>7174314THUMBS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!
>>7174351>>7174512>Rumble gets teased all the time because of his "honorary big sisters.">He lets it roll off him, because he knows he's got a good family even if they embarrass him sometimes>He hardly notices when all of that teasing stops around the start of middle school.
>>7174562I hope you feel better soon GGyou're a cool guy
>>7174538I'll probably read all of it now. Problem is that I'm extremely easy to entertain so I'm not the best person to listen when it comes to quality and if it's worth it to continue reading it again.
>>7174562>KangaAnything particularly interesting?
>>7174600>Suddenly he has a lot more friends>The girls keep asking if he has any plans>the guys keep asking about his sisters.
>>7174573>what are timezones
>>7174562Hope you get better, man. I know the feeling all too well, and it can be really crippling.
>>7174618damn Flitter's got a nice butt
>>7174647they grow up so fast
>>7174681i dont get it
>>71746545/10almost got meI really gotta sleep...
>>7174562somehow GG is almost always in the general when I am
>>7174681>porn of VAsGreat...just great...
>>7174681Why is Anita Sarkeesian and _generic_pony_x giving that disembodied cock a blowjob
>>7174488She gives out a little yip of surprise as her back snaps straight>"Wh-whattaya think you're doin' with that?"Her voice sounds indignant, but the blush on her face and the fact she hasn't removed your hands from her backside says otherwise...
>>7174701That probably means he's in the same time zone with you. MAYBE THE SAME COUNTRY. HELL MAYBE THE SAME AREAHE COULD BE YOUR NEIGHBOR. OR EVEN ROOM MATEOr maybe...maybe you are GG and have multiple personalities
>>7174727>That probably means he's in the same time zone with youI fucking doubt it, my sleep schedule is fucked up as hellI stayed up all night again
>>7174727THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY AMERICAN MOVIES
>>7174643no nothing special
>>7174727>You will never discover you're actually one of your favorite artists
>>7174717>that last panel on the rightheh
>>7174739Wow, that's not erotic at all
>>7174749Cum inflation is erotic.
>>7174740why do you need to spell out my misery ;_;
>>7174739Shes cute ggb-but mah childhood
>>7174739who is that now
>>7174725"Whattaya THINK I'm doin'?"another squeeze. harder this time!
>>7174773yeah I know
>>7174773>Not having fully relinquished your childhood by now
>>7174739>Kangaroo>Marsupial>Belly ButtonWhat are you doing, GG? Get it together!
>>7174742what a pretty horse
>>7174786N-no, this is wrong...gg please dont stop
>>7174797She is the prettiest.
>>7174791I bet he doesn't even draw the two vaginas in the right place
>>7174829> the two vaginasI'm more than certain I will regret this but what?
>>7174742>>7174797>>7174820and here come the celestiafagshas she ever done anything interesting in the show? at least luna had a cute episode and an interesting thing with the dream stuff. what does celestia even have?
>>7174852She's a pretty princess, but Cadance is the prettiest and cutest princess
>>7174862No, I think Luna is cuter than Cadence.
>>7174841> Females have two lateral vaginas, which lead to separate uteri, but both open externally through the same orifice. A third canal, the median vagina, is used for birth. This canal can be transitory or permanent. The males generally have a two-pronged penis, which corresponds to the females' two vaginas
>>7174852I thought her being glad that the mane 6 "livened up" the gala was hilarious.
>>7174852I like Luna too.Luna is a great moon princess.
>>7174820her little sister's pretty cute too
>>7174852>Ponyville visit>Magic show in the crystal kingdom >Celestia dropping from the sky>Celestia fixing Twilight's fuck up in Lesson ZeroAll the little bits really make her something special
>>7174879>"Gotcha!"She is most mischievous pony.
>>7174875I...I don't want Kanga anymore
Oh great, here come the lunafags
>>7174852>>7174910oh for crying out loud, who AM I allowed to like?
>>7174929I think that sums up her characterization pretty nicely.
>>7174910Luna has learned some naughty things in her thousands of years of being alive, what a tramp
>>7174884>>7174887oh gosh it's so adorable
>>7174910Loli Luna... unf.I really wanted Loli Luna to fuck that Anon in that fic.
>>7174941Exactly.She's a snake.
>>7174902>not mentioning "Happy Tuesday!"Man, we still haven't had a surprise Celestia moment in S3.
>>7174945>hotsauce will never make "Snapshots from the ruins of my mind 3"
>>7174852>mad_lunafag_in_actionwhy are you so upset? you habe your brony princess, broneis love her. You can hang out with them and talk how awesome she is her moonbutt is
>>7174981That's the one.God damn that fic has blueballed me for eternity.
>>7174988notice how I never mentioned anything from her shit tier fanon
>>7174988I love them both.
But this shot tier fanon in 90% of her in this fandom and you can't do ANYTHING with this. You have to live with it. Forever, moon brony.Celestia may be haven't gotten any episode and that's good! She is still not ruined by meghan and broneis don't care about her. It suits me.
>>7174981>he will also never make Filly foolin' 3Man, the only fic I've been waiting for for goddamn ages and nothing.
>>7175022>>>7175049also, I beat tigger
>>7174784"I dunno but if ya stop, I'll make you regret it...!
>>7175049>brony this>brony thatI don't give one solitary fuck.
Wow, we ded.Whatcha listening to?
>>7175041As do I.Confectionery bottom is nice too.
>>7175074Deadly Premonition Endurance Run.
>>7174921Please and thank you
>>7175049>broneis don't care about her>molestia/trolestia/ tyrantlestia suddenly don't exist At least Lunas "fanon" was supported in LE. Celestia has fuck all.
>>7175074Always Be My BabyShe won't. ;_;
>>7175074The sound of wind whistling through my apartment.
>>7175074Holy fucking shit: 40,000
So how did that chaos collab go?
>>7175074Acid Mothers Temple & The Cosmic Inferno - Anthem of the Spacehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5I01D05ak0Fucking love this kind of rock music.
>>7175095>trolestia/ tyrantlestiaWhat are we, in 2011? I haven't seen any of this shit in a while, unless you dig some retarded slowpoke.>molestia>taking JJ into account>everNigga please, step up and stop being pleb.
>>7175074The Black Keys- Gold on the Ceilinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdTbE9LAtYLove this shit.
>>7175074The Madworld soundtrack
The fuck if happening to 4chan today
>>7175107Let me guess, /mu/ loves that shit
>>7175163The fuck if happening to you today
>>7172515here you go anon!
>>7175157my negroyou picking up Anarchy Reigns?
>>7175176I'll pick it up in a month or so when I actually have money
>>7175074http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT0od-qHf24Love the album, such nice music to draw to.
>>7175174But there's only one sunflower and he wanted Celestia admiring plural sunflowers. 0/10 sort your funking life out mate.Just kidding. It's lovely.
>>7175174Oh, that's pretty. Maybe I should go and look up how colors work, the right colors seem to be able to make even simple stuff look really neat
>>7175174AW SHIT NIGGASAVED AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
>>7175174>Celestia with pink hairSo pretty. I hope we get to see her like that in the show proper.
>>7175174Is that even a drawing? I can't see shit, captain, it is like someone used liquify tool and mixed everything
Aw yissI found the fic where rarity rapes a young donkeyhttp://pastebin.com/NMXFrFfQ
>>7175218Get your eyes checked
>>7175218Seems like a quick photoshop painting to me.
>>7175218haawaaits a painting
>>71752274yo hoofing some bray
>>7175212Speaking of which, I contacted Pamela (artist who painted illustration for s01 opening) in LinkedIn (took me fucking 5$ for private message, jews), she said "pink" hair is a stylistic and contrast choice, it has no canon meaning ie never was planned. She just took artistic liberties here.>but but.. muh headcanon
>>7175260It's still cute
It may not be the best fruit but it's goddamn superior to applesStill not as good as pears
>>7175260ARTISTIC LIBERTIES BEING MANIPULATED INTO CANON FANON
>>7175260Cute is cute is cute.
Why is she so perfect?
>>7175260that's why i did it. It looks nicer, especially with the yellows.
>>7175248Oh man I remember that.It was an upsetting day.
>>7175274Anon do not speak ill of apples. She may hear it. And if her family comes...
>>7175260That's why I said "show proper". I know that's not her real hair when younger. Plus, it's still cute.
>>7175260>took me fucking 5$ for private messagePffhahaha, maximum jew mode
>>7175274And pears aren't as good as pineapple.
>>7175283>pink n yellow, pink n yellow
>>7175302True. But watermelons still reign supreme
>>7175316>Using the shitty remixWhy?
>>7175174I love it!thanks mew
>>7175316>DiscordNic>Living TombstoneFuck everything
>>7175315I still personally prefer grapes.
>>7175336I really like bananas
>>7175336Well it depends of what kind of grapes
>all these fruit plebsPomegranate or die.
I want to kiss her long legs.
>>7175343I like the purple ones better, but I'm fine with any of 'em.
Bananas > strawberries > cherries > peaches > plums > pineapple > navel oranges > grapes > apples > cantaloupe > watermelon > any other kind of orange > the rest of fruits
>>7175343>>7175342>>7175336>>7175315>>7175302>>7175274>>7175344You people don't think apples are the best fruit?
>>7175350Girls in converse is my fetishbut not that girl
>>7175353>no love for kiwi;-;
>>7175358Apples are an entry level fruit of the worst kind.
>>7175353how can someone be so right?
>>7175353Not even Terse has opinions that horrible
>>7175168I love it
>>7175367Deal w/ it, melonfag
>>7175353>Bananas...I still need to try that...
>>7175358Apples are the Apple of the fruit world
>>7175283>that's why i did it.There is a difference between stylized portraying and actual resemblance, though. Yours wasn't stylization, what you drew is illustration. Pink hair is not justified here unless you follow the fanon.
>>7175353I don't fucking see pomegranates on that list.
>>7175381It's not that great
>>7175394Fuck you it's not
>>7175393Stay mad, pleb
>>7175393I forgotthey'd place after plums
>>7175379It sounds like someone took a decent song and ran it through as many 'MAKE UR SOUND BETTER' filters as they could
>>7175390Keep telling yourself that.
>>7175397So you're agreeing with him?
>>7175393It's a shit list anonThe moment Strawberries were there the list went to hell
>>7175390I am justifying my use of pink hair because it looks better.Maybe that's not technically stylization though.
>>7175410I'm disagreeing.It's wonderful
>>7175390I'm pretty sure he just did it because it's cute and fits the picture, anon
>>7175390is this really something worth nitpicking about
>>7175415>Waaah, I hate the way the seeds feelI guarantee this is you
>>7175409>that /b/ effort of trying to make me mad
>>7175421The cubes are better
>>7175407I like it though, and it's good.
>>7175430>I'm t-totally not mad right now, b-baka
>>7175429The fuck are you talking about. It's a shitty fruit with a shitty taste
>you will never have a qt anthro cat gf
>>7175429Why would anyone complain about seeds with strawberries?
Hi Rainbow Dash
>>7175450...I'll go in my bunk
>>7175450Looks like Chrysalis is distracted by something on the ceiling rather than enjoying herself.
>>7175450>Ooh that looks ho->spot Sombrero sidemouth>semi-boner diesFUCK why is my dick so picky with what I fap to?
>>7175450Where are Chrysalis' legs?
>>7175474Tabby Sparkle and Purrrity are best cats
why are ponies so cutei really wish i could just be together with them
>>7175448>my first waifu ever was anthro dog girl>i still fap to her occasionally
>>7175470Well she is a bug, so maybe it's a light fixture.
>>7175494which dog anon?you can tell me I won't tell anyone
>>7175494>first waifuYou never had a waifu
>>7175493you will never be together with them, anon
>>7175506My first and only waifu is Konata
>>7175507>posting the Arthur cartoon
>>7175482he ate them,
>>7175518Eugh.Rei since 2001
>>7175494Mine tooWell, technically a pokemon, but still...
>>7175525>bandages and slight surface injuriesMy fetish.
If bugs like bright lights so much why don't they fly in the sun during the day?
>>7175358I'm allergic to apples.
>>7175538maybe their field of vision doesn't work that far
>>7175537And eye patches. Don't forget that.
>>7175537...now I want some of this with ponies
>>7175537You know me too well, anon.
>>7175553Well, 'slight' injuries not so much
>>7175563>implying they won't regrow
>>7175563Don't be such a pussy, she can sleep it off.
>>7175554The first time in Gunslinger Girl where Henrietta gets clipped by a bullet, had me pop a boner.It's the anime that keeps on delivering.
>>7175494anon pls share
your waifu just tooted on me
>>7175507>off-center hornWOULD NOT BANG
>>7175564Do you think Gilda would let me scratch that spot on her butt that makes her twitch
>>7175563>accidentally did fetish art
>>7175450>chrysalis x nmmFuck.
well the sub's jammed, can't run the questso who wants some requests, i could use some drawing practice
>>7175619Yes, definitely.Not in public, though.She'd probably deck you in public.
>>7175624EVERYTHING is porn to somebody.Everything.
>>7175624You should draw the version without amputation.
ponycrossing-thinking about making a "pony creator", a little utility to generate a pony neighbor from a few drop down bars-you could obviously change their appearance (the color choices would be somewhat strict to keep it show accurate, same with hair)-there would be three personality drop downs. titled "is ____", "is also kind of _____", "is secretly ____"-there would be like, maybe ten personalities. like smart, dumb, grumpy, sad, happy, ect. basic shit-their conversations with the player would be governed by the personality archetypes you chose, just little randomized stuff, nothing fancy.-and of course you could chose what their voice sounds like from maybe ten options per gendersound cool? any additional ideas?
>>7175626Rarity and Twilight playing chess
>>7175614>The non-sad crystal pony designsdesgustand
What are they looking at, /co/?
>>7175624finish that sunflower princess and I will forgive you
>>7175638>implying the game will ever get madeWho resurrected you anyways?
>>7175653The post below yours.
>>7175648They really are cuter when sad
>>7175648I don't know, I thought it was pretty cute.
>>7175624I fap to every single one of your paintings. What now?
>>7175660would you believe me if i told you making multiplayer a thing would require about the same amount of effort as make the ENTIRE rest of the game?>>7175659satan, always satan, in conjunction with jack horner
>>7175626rarity wearing horse panties that are obviously too smallalso rarity has a boner
>>7175638gosh dino fag stop acting like such a victim
>>7175672What do you think wings are, anon?
>>7175638>dinofag isn't deadI WAS RIGHT
>>7175690Go back to /d/, faglord.
>>7175638>each line spoileredthis post is not worth the effort to read
>>7175638You forgot catch phrasesAnd didn't AX have only like 4 voice archetypes in Animalese? Male/female x high/low? Just make it easy on yourself and use Bebebese.
>>7175689No, because all it would require is some networking and a relay server
So if Dino-fag is back, when are we going to see Hoppip?Hue.
>>7175672Is he okay?
>>7175694i never give upor leavei'm just slow
>>7175702>not highlighting the entire post with one click-drag
>>7175683i put effort into those
>>7175706>netcode>updates>slices>synch>desynch>latency compensation>exponential of all of the above for each additional connected peer
I want to have sex with Twilight and her motherat the same time
>>7175704all the voices are using the same method, just pitch changes and maybe some extra shit tossed in there. making the voices is nowhere close to difficult or time consuming>>7175702that's cool>>7175725this guy knows what's up.multiplayer is just a bitch in general.
>>7175725>slices>synch>desynch>latency compensationThis isn't a first person shooter.
>>7175731I want to watch Rarity fucking with Cheerelee and Twilight at the same time
>>7175676That one was super cute.
>>7175737>not making a pony first person shooter
>>7175731Would you have them cast a spell on you so you could have two dicks to fuck them both at the same time or have four to get both of them in both holes
>>7175737>implying it isn'tPONY CROSSING MODERN WARFARMER 3
>>7175737all of those are very important unless you want your friend rubber banding behind buildings all the damn time
>>7175757I'd let one ride my dick while the other sits on my face
>>7175762I don't care about positional accuracy, I just want to play my pone with other pones
>>7175757No, it would just be reverse spitroasting.
>>7175770well, that would be after the game is mostly done, and only if i get a real netcode wizard on the case, or several.
>>7172780A tad late. You still around?
>>7175786sb you didn't die, hoorayyou never did draw a dinosaur, you know that?
I wish I wasn't so fucking fat.I blame you guys.
>>7175792I did though. Ages ago. It wasn't very good though.
>>7175797I wish I could be bothered to add some muscle to myself because I'd look fucking ripped. Stocky as fuck.
>>7175260>took me fucking 5$ for private messageWhaaat.
>dinofag is backpls noit is like 2011 all over againdunwanna
>>7175812>Not wanting 2011 back
>>7175818I want 2010 back.That was the last time this thread came close to being good.
>>7175818Early 2011 would be great but tis is mid 2011 and that was shit
>>7175812I miss Squeak and his periodic announcements that he intends to update Caramel's Light but never actually does.
rate this pony for me please
>>7175818>there are not enough googly eyes in the world to cover all of Nathan's unsightly facial blemishesI wish that fateful photo had never been taken.
>>7175792dinofagur a fagetbut not really
Which one, MLPG?
>>7175858I pick the pony
>>7175853thanks leth, good to see you're still around>>7175812i probably deserve that>>7175858hourglass. there is no other answer
>>71758581 or 2
>>7175858HourglassI bet she knows how to have a good time
>>7175867Which pony is most likely to have the hourglass equivalent body shape?
>>7175858hourglass is the only one that even looks human
>>7175880Fluttershy.Or maybe Pinkie.
>>7175871>Nvidia console>implying I want to have third grade burns on my hands
>>7175892You're a shitposter
>>7175888>>7175890Which one will have the pear?
>>7175858I like pear-shaped when it's ACTUALLY pear-shaped.
>>7175904D-dafty? Is it really you?
>>7175871>the controller is the heatsinkyeah no thanks
>>7175904>http://fav.me/d5qq40qoh sweet jesus that music sounds so fucking familiar
>>7175907No one from the mane cast that's for sureI agree with >>7175916
>>7175858>>71758801: Rarity, Fluttershy2: Applejack3: Pinkie4: Twilight and Rainbow Dash
>>7175904I LIKE IT
>>7175912I'M NOT DEAD APPARENTLY.
>>7175904>not yet on redditstep up, jailbait posts there as fast as e finishes his stuff
Why are artists always depressed?
>Dinofag>DaftyWHAT IS 2011 DOING HERE>still no Goggles or Speccy;_;
>>7175948is...that a good thing?
>>7175925It's from Psychonauts.
>>7175949but they arnt, its just the people you choose to hang around.
>>7175949rose why are you such a qt pony
>>7175951Goggles drops here from time to time.And Dafty was here most of the time
>>7175951Leth's here too.
>>7175949Because want to draw pretty things but can't.
>>7175958son of a bitch i though so
>>7175951>2011>daftyhe never left
I still hate dinofag because I learned who he was
>>7175951Fluffy was here like a week ago
>>7175976Besides a a faggot who is he?
>>7175949where's that ira glass quote againbasically it's because artists get into art because they can appreciate it, and thus know good art from bad art. as a result from this, if they're just starting off, they'll always see their art as bad, because they dont have the technical skills to make the good art they liked in the first place.also a lot of artists make art because they dont know how to communicate properly, and thus focus more on themselves than others. being introspective all the time can mean they take criticisms personally, and blame everything on themselves, leading to negative thinking and depression
so how has the pony been treating you guys?is it bad that i didnt really mind that spike episode?i didnt like it, but it wasnt horrifically bad
>>7175980To yell at tiara?
>>7175980So the only one we have truly lost is faust
>>7175993I loved the spike episode, it had great gags and character interaction
>>7175993No, it wasn't that bad.How's pony crossing
>>7175997No, tiara posts as anon now because some irate hatanon managed to convince him that posting with his name on shits up the general.Since then, Fluffy has been more vocal.Intredasting.
>>7175998>implying she's not a fetish greentext writer
>>7176008We tinfoil hat now?
>>7175993I liked it more than the Reunion and Top Cunt. It was okay. The gags were funny and the mane six scenes were great. Only problem was making Spike an idiot who can't do things he did before. Unfortunately it's pretty big no matter what you say
>>7176009>she's not that femanon that writes stallion x femanon fetish greentext
>>7175871>>7175891You know, I saw the presentation. Nvidia, while being a major figure in game media/industry, always seems a bit of outside to me. WHole Nintendo/Sony and MS plan their announcements and new stuff for some big dates and events, do the hard math and shit and then fail miserably (latest e3 shows)- nvidia just announced a literally new player on the handheld-arena and it was a damn success.Go figure.
knighty take the fucking account requirement for viewing fapfics off your goddamn siteI don't want to make an account for this shit
>>7175998Obsidian and Jesus and Goggles
>>7176004going good, just slow. much slower than i would like
>>7175980>you will never be enough of a faggot to have an OC>you will never justify your OC's place in the fanart of others by being silly and entertaining
>>7176014No. Fluffy hates tiara. Now Tiara is gone Fluffy feels confident enough to post.
>>7176024Goggles still comes here and draws requests from time to time anonShe was here last week. Probably even more recently
>>7176031what happened to tiara?
>>7176036He's anon now
>>7176036Tiara is anon nowThat's all
>>7176036Do you even follow the conversation?
>>7176036Drowned in money.Crushed to death under stacks of cash.Poisoned from absorbing the ink in money through his skin after rubbing it all over his body.In a secret prison for tax evasion.
>>7176024Obsidian was here fro maybe five minutes a few weeks ago.
>>7176037>>7176038So like 90% of the contributors we "lost"
>>7176024Obsidian was here recently
>>7176014Shut up, Elder Shitposter.
>>7176036>>7176036>>7176036>>7176036>>7176031>>7176031They "swapped places".I think it is fair.
>>7176036He finally managed to get enough money to buy his own mansion on Mars
>new years resolution to be more productive>haven't drawn anything, worked on my car or programmed anything since new years
>>7176050I'm not gone anon... I never really contributed, but I promised I would when I got good at drawing. I'm still not, but eventually...
>>7176058>That leg anatomy
>>7176050I would give all of our contributors a hug and tell them it's all going to be okay
>>7176045Don't forget that he left the material plane and is now living happily as a space bolt of energy.
>>7175949I think holding a pen, pencil, or any kind of of stylus for long periods of time triggers depression somehow.
>>7176050GalenNoelKloudmuttand this anon drawfag
>>7176066Even after all this time, I still love MLPG.
>>7176077Rip noel ;_;
>>7176078I like it when no one is mad
>>7176074There is a depression-inducing chemical sprayed onto that shit. The manufacturers have been doing it for years.
eurobeat is drawing
>>7176085THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT
>>7176082Noel still ponies from time to time.
>>7176077>KloudmuttNot that big of a loss
>>7176050>>7176066i'm getting back into drawing. it's been months, but i'm gonna take requests next week.probably
>>7176083It's 10:54 am.In an hour or so an anon is going to wake up and switch his computer on, signalling the end of chill-time.
>>7176091Only when people ask her to
>>7176095Good luck anonJust remember to have fun
>>7172541It's Vinyl Scratch's color scheme
>>7176083I like it when things happencute thingssexy thingsfeely thingsdrawfag thingsquest thingsall sorts of thingsthe variety keeps it interesting
>>7176059would it be uncouth to ask how he suddenly got rich?
>>7176097I didn't ask her to.
>>7176103I miss him, I used to watch him draw on streams a lot. He has a very pleasant style
>>7175951I don't understand why a bunch of people in here have such a huge boner for Speccy.
>>7176111He has a tumblr?
>>7176057That wasn't me. Besides, it's spelled "Eldar".
>>7176096Nigga it's 12:57 am
>>7176113god dinofag pay attention
>>7176113Don't. Just don't.
>>7176111link, i don't know it.
>>7176113He is a youtube entrepreneur, now. In a nutshell. We're still chill and I'd like to keep it that way.
This level of chill is one I have never seen before. Truly, this is what pure chill feels like.
>>7176113His flash videos are obscenely popular amongst the fandom. As of a few weeks ago, he was making $5000 a week from ad revenue.
and now begins the greatest shitstorm of our time
>>7176135ponies? I love ponies!
>>7176134Month, not week.