Time for another General, again? Shouldn't you sleep?Oldest horse: >>7159530
That pony is hot.
>you will never have a a filly Derpy that thinks you're her dad
I really should...Goodnight.
>>7163728What does Luna get up to during the night, anyway?
>>7163776Raising the moonAnd checking ponies' dreamsWhat a fucking creep
godammit 4chan stop erroring
>>7163719i think it's wrong that people immediately thought POKEMON when that happeneda character's hair turning to flame to indicate straw-that-broke-the-camels-back anger is a pretty common wild take in cartoons
Not to take a massive shit in the new horse, but we need more pictures of adult mares breastfeeding off of one another maybe even 69'ing for milk
Any news on issue 3?
>>7163807>same eyes>even the same fur
>>7163814I love milkmare.
>>7163799reminds me I should really food some eat
>>7163814>adult mares>not colts who should be too old for that sort of thing
>>7163836I HATE Milky.
>>7163798>Raising the moonDoesn't take all night, though.>checking ponies' dreams...she doesn't do any real Princess work, then?MOOT, FIX THE DAMN SERVERSI'M TALKING PONY AND EVERYTHING
>>7163807How could you not immediately think thatIts not like people thought that instead of it being anger->fire, but just that it was sort of funny that she looked like Rapidash
>>7163862I think Celestia does all that
>>7163836>2013>Caring about buzz tumblrsI can't shiggy hard enough
>>7163836>giant human tits on a ponyThat shit's dumb. I need little pone teats.
>>7163823I see you've been watching game centre cxBy the end I was laughing like a maniac everytime that move was mentioned
>>7163814all of my unf
>>7163897>all this jelly
>>7163899I wish there was a Chrome extension that does that.
>>7163876Fair enough. I'm just not a fan of playing guess-the-reference, or as it usually ends up make-the-cartoon-fit-your-reference
>>7163865>Fluttershy is milkiest poneI can get behind this
>>7163776DreamwalkingMoon stuffWatching terrible moviesTaking the form of an old mare and rewarding acts of kindness
>>7163814>that mental imageMy dick could cut through diamond right now
>>7163918>ImplyingNo, seriously, stop.
>>7163936>You will never watch Birdemic with Luna
>>7163766>that tuft of hairHnnngghh
>>7163836>looking up kevinsano's stuff>several milkmare picturesI just don't see the appeal?
>>7163814>File deletedAwwWhat was it?
>>7163961>ms paint comiclel
>>7163865>Fluttershy likes pretending to be a mother by letting her animal friends suckle her teats now and then>Angel does this most often>Angel is Fluttershy's favorite
>>7163967is that the one with acid-spitting birds?>>7163975Exactly as it sounds.
>>7163985I'm almost sure that isn't made with MSPaint.
>>7163979It was Pinkie suckling on Rarity's teat while she was sleeping. Was a cute pic that wasn't sexual in any way.
>>7163979Rarity and Pinkie fall asleep by a campfire, when they wake up Pinkie has her face in Rarity's teats
>>7163814>deletedthat wasn't even porn you fucking guys
>>7163909Arino is best fighterHow do ya think he'd react to Fighting is Magic
>>7163936>Moon stuff"It says here, your previous occupation was 'moon stuff'. Care to tell us about it?"
>>7164031Did Issue #2 come out?
>Dumb sharpie doodlesAt this rate I'll run out of ink in no time
>>7164031look at her on that couchUnf
>>7164041like a month ago
>>7163900Gotta love robots
>>7164047>UnfCan we please stop that.
>>7164044Isn't that the purpose of pens?Also cute doodles.
>>7164041Yeah, I just picked it up today.>>7164053Yeah, it was supposed to be out in December but was delayed for January. It was leaked early though.
>>7164034I suppose he's played weirder things, but then again he sticks mostly to retrobecause of that he'd probably be amazed by the graphicsI really want to see him play demon's / dark souls as well, seems like right up his ally
>>7164068You're messin' with forces you can't even begin to comprehend, man!
>>7164031There really should be more images like this of the cheeseleg queenDairy Queen?
>>7164044>Football sucksBut why?It may not be as good as hockey but even ponies like football.
>>7163985Can you go be retarded somewhere else?
>>7164081>>7164053Oh wow, how the hell did I miss that.
>>7164062Would you still love pone if she was a robot?
>>7164068Why don't you just tell me to stop breathing?
>>7164093american football is one of the worse sports ever created, Rugby is superior by far
>>7164044Pls draw more Mrs Cake
>>7164093>implying I don't love handeggThe Skins vs Seahawks match was the best playoff yet
>>7164102Of course, especially Raribot.
>>7164102More so.I'd enjoy polishing rarity's hooves while we discuss the finer elegance of robotic engineering.
>>7164044just rub them in alcohol andBAMnew pen
>>7164102Yes I wouldBecause that's my fetish
>>7164044We need more Mrs. CakeLike, right now.
>>7164105I'm not sure where you're trying to direct me, but if you're asking me to stop expressing my sexual arousal in regards to ponies then you're wasting your time
I want to unf as badly as I want to breathe
>>7164126You're right Canadian football is clearly superior. >>7164131Yeah its a pretty exciting game.
>>7164128>>7164147Sure thing, her body is really interesting to work withWhat do you have in mind?
>>7164093>Implying football or hockey is any good>>7164126This guy gets it. Only fat, sweaty uncles and dumb as rocks 20 year olds actually like football.
can we post personhorse now?
>>7164181Cuddling Pinkie and the Cake babies.I keep forgeting their names.
>>7164181Why not some baking? Something involving curiously making forty cakes?
>>7164186those look tasty
>>7164181How about her kneading some dough in the bakery while singing to herself?
>>7164181 A BIG ASSor her cooking eclairs
>>7164202Pound and Pumpkin
>>7164187No, fuck off.
>>7164181>>7164202Actually, how about the cake kids older?
>>7164185the thing about football is that what happens in the game doesn't matter, it is all about socializing, get drunk and eat.
>>7164213>big assI can support this as well as cooking eclairs.
>>7164181>her body is really interesting to work with
>>7164235IF I HAD A PERFECT DAY
>>7164187Does anyone have the Derpy page of this?
>>7164187>this>semehammerThey got worse.
>>7164241>Obama looking through your mail.jpg
>>7164207The cupcakes look good too
>>7164248I don't have any chickensbut I can toss a cock joke your way if you like
So I looked around and can't find Issue #2 anywhere. Can someone please link the scans.
>>7164272>cupcakes on her buttthey sure do
>>7164238>>7164213does anyone have that comic of mrs cake trying to get a ball out of a river?
>>7164248Man Scootaloo is always egging ponies on.
>>7164282I have the pages from when it leaked if you want a storytime
>>7164272>Mrs Cake balancing a tray of cupcakes on her pleasantly plump pastry-positioning posterior.I just shot butter-cream all over the floor
>>7164248>the face on the chicken holding up Applebloom's tailI always lose it
>>7164299Ask and ye shall receive
Mrs. Cake is a fat and ugly pone.
>>7164322not the same anon, but I would like to have a storytime
>>7164323>pleasantly plump pastry-positioning posterior.
>>7164235What really rustles me is that my step dad was huge on football and played it in college, now he has a metal shoulder and heavily damaged knee. The guy is huge and could crush me if he got close enough, but he can't run or do heavy lifting. When he asks me how come I used to play soccer and not football in high school I'm torn between telling him I didn't want to end up old and broken like him or it's just that football is the most retarded sport in America
>>7164340I will cut you
>>7164346The important thing to keep in mind is that football is primarily played with the hands.
>>7164358She kinda is!
>>7164389>NMMMore like "Generic Queen Sister"
Americana was their best album.
I want more Babs Seed
>>7164346>ashamed to tell your father what a girly sissy boy you are that you'd rather play the sport of non-americans I'm sure he already knows
>>7164389Clearly needs more blushThought it was Celestia at first
http://capnpea.tumblr.com/post/39882270169/has-tiredpies-focus-changed-since-i-last-saw-itI love this guy
>>7164404I want to rape babs seed violently.
>>7164405Enjoy retiring in a wheelchair.
>>7164403Do you even YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH?
>>7164346soccer players usually die from heart attacks
>>7164403And yet it was terrible.
>>7164418>Follows ten thousand blogs.HAH. I feel superior.
So anon told me to draw a Princess Celest
>>7164444And soldiers usually die from bullets.
>>7164429Wasn' there a background pony that looked just like Babs but with a lighter color scheme?
>>7164467oh man my boner could warp reality
>>7164467Right to the fridge.
>>7164470Not true at all. It's usually shrapnel.
>>7164445I will fight you, anon.
>>7164473Not exactly, but yeah
>>7164467You did good.
>>7164429what's her special talent?
>>7164492But, that's Scootaloo's mom!
>>7164404I really want to see the Manehattan cmc members.And I want MSOB to do that Babs quest.
Just a reminder, my fellow pony-loving individuals: October 10 is World Mental Health Day."All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"
>>7164477>tfw want to put MLPG drawings on the fridge but no printer
>>7164454She looks good in those overalls
>>7164496You're just saying that
>>7164500Planting things.Seeds, evidence, etcIf it can be planted she's your girl!
>>7164538>>7164540We do this way too often
>>7164538>>7164540WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
i still think pony snouts are the cutest
>>7164587I want to rape a pony snout.
>>7164563>>7164565>>7164568>>7164571>>7164576>>7164580Fucking hivemind general.>>7164587Tails. The way they move is adorable.
>>7164580>>7164576>>7164571>>7164568>>7164565>>7164563>>7164558ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
what is the best way for me to tell me parents i like mlp?
Am I the only person who thought that Babs is shit tier because of her retarded accent, shitty mane cut and horrible colours?
guys, just because two similar posts happen next to eachother does not mean you have to link them both and reactit happens a lot
>>7164611I think so, Flutterfag.
>>7164587They're pretty neat and scrunchy
>>7164508>Crusaders RowI lost it at 'Hollow Sound'.
>>7164611I didn't like the colors, but the accent was oddly appealing.>>7164620No...we don't need a psychic explosion
>>7164538>>7164540Only on MLPG™!
>>7164629>Ice Pack booping Twily with his money maker.png
>>7164611I used to think that, but having rewatched Apple Family Reunion made me like her a bit more.
>>7164228>Cake kids olderI'm sorry, details with a Sharpie marker are really hard to get right...;_;
>>7164627I can be another _fag who dislikes Babs if you want me to Mom & Dad would never have to find out
Just read comic 2Breddy goodSurprised by all the Haunted Mansion references on the map, though. Think comic 3 will be spooky scary mansion time?
>you will never tell Fluttershy you're a neckbear when you first meet her.
>>7164655>says he'll draw mrs cake>doesn't draw mrs cakeYOU'RE DEAD TO ME
>>7164696>NOT telling fluttershy you're a bearfullretard
>>7164655pumpkin looks pretty cutenow where's Mrs Cake?
>>7164699I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW MAN
>>7164711oh shit there's moreI only have the fluttershy onepost the rest
>>7164709>thin Mrs CakeWhat is the point?
>>7164768What an ugly robot
>>7164655I don't know what it is about the foals, but they're so cute.
>>7164740But pony can't wear parachute pants.
>>7164769DASTEHTEINPFERDAUF DEM FLUR
>>7164784post full please
>>7164735there isn't more you piece of shit
Would you cum on pone's hairbrush without their knowledge just before they used it?
>>7164820well there was 1 more I hadn't seen thenalso that pinkie is mad cute
>>7164768>her ass is actually made out of depleted uranium
I LIKE SEVERAL THINGSSOME OF THESE THINGS ARE THINGS YOU DISLIKEGET UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY AT ME BECAUSE OF OUR DIFFERENCES
>>7164739>>7164781Everyone is not starving to hear your opinion you know?
>>7164833Of course not.If they want the hair gel they'll need to extract it themself
COUNTRY ROADSTAKE ME HOME
>>7164847Applejack is worst ponyI can't wait for her to get written out of the show already
>>7164807I didn't save the full picture. I just cropped reaction images.
>>7164847You know what? I'm totally fine that we have different tastes.
are there any good mrs. cake fics?
I like robopone.
>>7164872But, her toy is selling well. The only pony in danger is Rainbow Dash.
>>7164847OH YEAH?WELL, I LIKE SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE HERE DISLIKESI think LMJ is fine
>>7164871SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME
your a real jerk
>>7164891Of course, because tasteless neckbeards buy it to have something to jerk it off to.
>>7164871Know I belong there, all on my ownI liked Whisper's version.
>>7164908>typical twifag>not dashfag
>>7164872>implyingApplehorse is the undying.Her rights have been held by hasbro for years, and I doubt they'll let all their ponies slip through their fingers like they have before.As long as ponies are, so shall be applehorse. This is why she acts the way she does in the show.
>>7164884what if ponk was an engineer from Torchlight 2
>>7164904i hope this isn't serious.
>>7164904You only say that because Hawaiian Punch is your favorite drink.
>>7164899>Horse rufioI died. that update made my day.
>>7164884Here you go
>>7164906THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>>7164871>Some day /mlp/ will be closed>That day we will go back to /co/>This song will play along
>>7164899Whoa, whoa, I have HSG open in another window and this image made me confused for a couple seconds.
>>7164915Parents don't buy her for their kids because "that's the lesbian one and my lil girl will catch the gay if i buy it for her!!"
are there any robo pones with no mouths/blank faces?I want them for reasons.
>implying Mega Mare II wasnt the best oneXfags dont even know.
>>7164942WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN
>>7164945FUCK YOUAPPLEJACK IS A FINE PONY
>>7164912>please diebut why?
>>7164942I AINT TEH SHARPEST TOOL IN DA SHEEEEED
>>7164912I would that Rarity pretty damn hard.Shame this artist doesn't do porn
>>7164950All this loneliness, bottled up insideJust put on your brave face, they'll never know you lied
>>7164969GET UP, EVERYBODY'S GONNA MOVE THEIR FEET
>>7164908>>7164925>>7164945>>7164960This would never happen if we just talked more about Fluttershy.
>>7163719I like horses
>>7164991We're talking about best pony now?
Are we back?
>>7165005What kind of a reaction is that?
>It felt so right that I had just shared my first kiss with my sister, at the same time I felt warmth grow beneath my tail as I continued to gaze into Cloudchaser’s eyes. I had a feeling that it was going to be my big sis who was going to take my virginity, for some reason this just felt so right.
And we're back
>>7164983>>7164983>ShrekGo shitpost somewhere else.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/01/super-smash-ponies-music-and-gameplay.html#more>Fighting is Magic rip-off already
WHAT YEAR IS IT
MLPG, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money
>>7165004Best at being shit, maybe. Shit pony/10, would not hug.
>>7165015A perfectly legitimate one.
>>7165029Come on now, she may be worst pone but I'd hug her anyway.
>>7165020>this one is finished first
>>7165020At least that one might actually be finished?
stop breaking shit moot
>>7165028w-where have you been Artosis-kun?
We back online nigggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>7165039Why would I waste a hug on Fluttershit McShittershy when I could hug a good pony, like Pinkie, or Rarity, or Applejack?Even Dash would be better than Fluttershy
/v/ is now:Yotsuba Image Board
>>7164985>this artistwhich artist would that be?I waited 45 minutes to ask this question
>>7165062>For Yotsuba&! images and Yotsuba&! discussion
Pinkie is the only bad pony.All the others are fine.
>>7165020wow this looks like a horrible clusterfuck without and design sense or understanding what made the game they're basing it on good.
>>7165062>mods/moot/developers will never do something funny with /mlp/
>>7165020It doesn't look TOO awful. It's not good, but it has potential.
>>7165077Man, that sounds kawaii.
>>7165017>the real reasontwilight was too ashamed to dance?
>>7165062In fact, /b/ and /vg/ are too.Must have something to do with so many posters posting on these boards.
>>7165093/mlp/'s existence is the funniest joke of all
>>7165060>>7165029>ever not hugging any of the poniesIt's not a matter of wasting time; in a nominal environment, you should be willing to hug every >pony in existence.
>>7165074and you'll never know
>>7165129I want to put my dick in that Applebloom
why is /v/ so shit
>>7165062I cant tell. I use Tommorow.
>>7165151Ew, gross. At least wait til she's 13.
>>7165152It's a Yotsuba board now, enjoy talking about the green-haired cutie.
>>7165129Shows what you know faggot.Google presents : http://suikuzu.deviantart.com/
>>7165088>Pinkie is the only bad pony.I will fucking cut you
>>7165088nah, that's Dash
>>7165152they can't make jokes anymore or they'll be reddit
>>7165169She's already 13, that's why she's so frustrated about not getting her magical period mark.
>>7165202And then they fucked?
>>7165202what happened to their mouths
Why aren't you drawing?
>>7165227I'd pretty much anything that was female, warm, and less than 200 pounds.
>>7165227doesn't look like I have a choice in the matter
>>7165227Oh god what's wrong with her ass?!
>>7165129why do you have to be such a fucking prick?is /a/'s obnoxiousness suddenly spreading?
>>7165234i don't do that anymore.
>>7165227I've seen better butts
>>7165213If she was three years older and I was four years younger, you bet.
>>7165243She has ass cancer.
>>7165227Go away sentenal.
>>7165234That's a painting shithead. Get it right. Plus I suck at drawing.
>>7165178>>7165182cheers bros, it's what reverse image search got me as well
So anon, what are you reading?
>>7165286Isn't that from the /b/ Team Rocket thread...?
>>7165286next time you should do your colors on the layer under your lines
>>7165288ANIMAL FARMWE COMMUNISM NOW
>>7165020music is nicecertainly much better than the electro shit in fighting is magic
>>7165288Color & LightI don't think it's helpingI still have no idea what I'm doing
>>7165090It's like they're trying to attach a standard anime fighter combo system to Smash.That shit just doesn't work.
>>7165288A Savage War of Peace: Algeria 1954-1962 by Alistair Horne.It's fascinating.
>>7165288Price of Power. Because of all these augmented/robot ponies.I know you're here. Still waiting on new chapters.
why is robot pony suddenly a thingi'd never seen any of this shit and now there's 238729854 examples of it
>>7165323>filenamebut that happened like a month ago and no one cared
>>7165310Are you doing along with reading? Reading alone won't help. Your hands need to learn, too.
>>7165256You only get charged with bestiality if caught, which is just a fine in most places. Maybe animal cruelty if you were rough.You don't have to worry about the sex offender list.
>>7165333Read the posts.
>>7165323I wonder if someone told Seth.Not that he would care about it, he's fronds with Knighty.
>>7165290and thusly I saved my first rainbow dash image in 3 monthsi-it's a robot, it doesn't count r-right guys?
>>7165323>it's your failure to actually readLooks like he capped it when we were /k/.
>>7165340Would you risk animal cruelty charges if it was your waifu's fetish?
>>7165298They were until I accidentally merged layers and didn't bother to undo it because it's just a doodle
>You will never nibble on a qtπ filly's ear while you hug them>You will never massage their legs and/or wings>You will never give them a belly rub while they are on your lap sexually
>fat Katia thread on /co/>"oh boy, maybe LK will show up!">furry discussion>dolphin vagina discussionoh...
>>7165357Haha, that two weeks when laff you lose threads were funnyGood times
>>7165375>.jpg screencap of textfuck you
>>7165378>>dolphin vagina discussioni swear that shit happens everywhere somehow
>>7165335this is bullshitI just wanted to make cute pictures of colorful horseswhy is art so hard
>>7165392what's so special about dolphin vagina?
>>7165334I like fiction to anon.
Finally, I'm done with this text game. I wanted to keep adding shit but I was more concerned with making a working game. This text adventure game is nothing special, it's just Anon in a room with Twilight Sparkle. Maybe this game will give you m8's a li'l gigglehttp://www.textadventures.co.uk/review/966/
>>7165402not this shit again...
>>7165357>2006i was there.and it's over six years old.what am i doing with my life
>>7165413You can go east.You are in a lounge. The carpet is red and the walls are faded orange. There is a single window on the southside wall with red curtains flowing over it. There is a an open door on the east side wall, leading into the kitchen. The room has a cozy atmosphere that puts you at ease.> go eastYou can't go there.10/10
>>7165418the best you possibly canthere's no better place to be than 4chanit's the sad truthonce all the normalfags move to the internet we can take over the world
>>7165402its actually pretty attractivesimple, but elegant
>>7165431what are you talking about? just type 'go east'
>>7165413>no horsefuckeryat least the >kill self command worked
>>7165453I did, and enter does nothing.
>>7165020>twilight sparkle themesomebody likes terranigmahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaqdn8tNDSI
>>7165413could you give a list of possible commands? I'm lost.
anyone have download of the futa calendar yet
>>7165413>boop twilight>I don't understand your commandShit game. Why did you even waste your time with it?
>>7165473Pony robutt should be prettier.
>>7165472>not clicking the little arrow on the d-pad
>>7165491type "help" it tells you what you can do>>7165498Fuck, i knew I forgot something
I just fapped to myselffeels good
>>7165413HAHA I HAVE HUGGED THE PONY
>robot poniesI guess MLPG will take any excuse to use more lube!
>>7165524she likes you now. some of her responses change
>>7165413>give Twilight coffee>still no cuddlesFuck this game
>>7165544gotta make her like you first, let her know you want soemthing physicallike a hug
>>7165413> fuck twilight>fucking horsesThere is no horsefuckery going on here, Anon
>>7165544how the fuck do you make coffee
>>7165556Yay, ponycuddlesThis is one of those moments when you wonder how two-years-ago you would react to you now
>>7165567>open cupboard in kitchen>take coffee>use on coffee machine>use mug on machine>coffee made>give to purplehorse>responses remain unchanged
>we will never get Robot Wars with robo-ponies
>>7165413>You are in Lounge.>You can see a TV, a Sofa, a Table, a Newspaper, a Window, a Curtains, a Lamp and Twilight.>You can go east.> eastYou can't go there.> speak to TwilightI can't see that. (twilight)u wot m8?
>D added to inventoryI know what to do with this.
>What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?Is Gandalf autistic?
>>7165603>not clicking the blue text to get a drop-down list of actions
>>7165621Gandalf's a wizardhe's clearly fucking around
>>7165603>speak to Twilight>I can't see that. (twilight)again, that works just fine for meso does the go east. I don't know it doesn't work for you guys
>>7165621he's 800 fucking years old he's having fun by messing around with people
Try turning off the lights and closing the curtains
>>7165637just say "east"
>>7165652why the fuck is there a Grue in my apartment
>>7165413it's just utterly broken for me
>>7165281wow color me impressed
>>7165652My lights are already off and my curtains are already closed. Now what?
>>7165589>Robot Pony sees robot fight competition flyer while you two are walking>decide to enter together>spend weeks attaching buzz saws and machine guns to her while slapping a ton of armor to protect her motors>She gets annihilated in the first match>take her home and fix her while she is sad and tells you how much she was hoping to do better.>Finally finished repairs>she walks around testing them, then nuzzles you>I'm so glad to have a friend like you
>>7165413>> look at self>Damn nigga, you look great!
>>7165652oh god damnit i thought that would lead to sex
>>7165656>not going west
>>7165652All that did was break everything and no actions can be inputted
Ok MLPG, Pick a wick a ponyOnly one. Got it?You are very very sick. Not deathly sick, though you feel like it. Your pony friend is taking care of you the best they can. After they bring you some medicine and juice, you in your delusional state sit up and sloppily hug them while rubbing you running nose their your maneHow do they react?
>>7165657Super Duper Sumos was such an incedibly shitty show. I only know this because Invader Zim came on after it at some point. Then they replaced Invader Zim's time slot with Butt Ugly Martians.WHY
>>7165621when i watched the hobbit i couldn't help but to think that gandalf and the dwarves were a bunch of fucking assholes.
>>7165697I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
>>7165702CHIP THE GLASS CRACK THE PLATES, THAT'S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES
>>7165702Adventurers are always assholes
>>7165697most of them will either hug you back or be kinda embarrased and do the same. They know you are in no sane state. Find a better scenario.
>tfw I haven't read an actual book in months and my favorite pony would be terribly disappointed in me for it
>>7165720They just acted like true PCs. Just ask /tg/.
>>7165697She takes it fairly well.She does have a younger sister who probably does that, after all.Afterwards she takes a shower.
>>7165720I hear thatThe other day I was just sitting around when some hooded faggot broke in. He smashed all my vases, looking for pocket change!Dick
>>7165621Nigga is just fucking around.
>>7165737WHERE IS HER NOSEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7165748Thanks for the space.
>>7165733That not true anon!She was always disappointed in you and your terrible taste in books
What if robopone thought she was a real, living pony?Could you tell her she was living a lie?
>>7165737>>7165748>>7165765Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
>>7165743You know what I do to those fuckers? I treat them like they're not even human. I don't talk to them like my friends. If they try talking to me, I just repeat some boring, useless factoid until they leave my house. I know it hurts them deep down inside.They break my shit and expect me to make small talk? Fuck that noise.
>>7165413>> give Twilight>To which object?> - D>It does not want her.bullshit.
>>7165780But couldn't she argue the same thing?Isn't the fact that she is aware and can comprehend prove she is just as alive as I am?
>>7165794it's the other way around
>try to give Twilight the coffee>game hangsTHANKS BLAZANG
>>7165797>Sundays.pngI love it.
>>7165797>You will never fall asleep with a pony in your arms
>>7165797That sure is a little pone... or Anon is a giant of a man both are suitable for my headcanon
>>7165815But Twilight doesn't have a dick...
>>7165797pretty good >my face when I found out Tex's tumblr has a cute chibi version of tex with ponies
>>7165797Perfect pony size
>>7165237>was female, warm, and less than 200 poundsSOMEONE has high standards.
>>7165797I would wile away a lazy sunday with Twilight
>>7165797Tex.I love you.
>>7165812well, what should I call it?
>>7165817I-I'm sorry, I'll do better next time. I'm looking into these erros ;_;
>>7165413>Close curtains>Turn off lamp>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7165844>not getting the reference
>>7165804no she has no soul and therefore will not go to pony heaven when she dies
>>7165823>little pony>the show is called my little ponyoh wait i forgot you do not watch the show
>>7165237>Deafdefiler>warmso you microwave the corpses or what?
>Watching a history channel thing on my nigga Charlemagne>See a commercial for that Ancient Aliens show>It's a real thingIt never seemed real before. I'm kind of stunned.On a different note, it turns out the idea of marriage as a sacred thing is actually a relatively modern definition of the church, and Charlemagne was a devout Roman Catholic that openly had a harem of concubines and mistresses with dozens of children, and everyone was cool with it.
>>7165780Existentialism ho But robopone is real enough to me Metal or flesh doesn't matter Love matters
>>7165829link that shit
>>7165863Why is it even called My Little Pony?Who is the 'My"? Who even owns these many ponies?
>>7165237>Female>Warm>Less than 200lbsWill this curious little pone do?
>>7165413You are in Lounge.You can see a TV, a Sofa, a Table, a Newspaper, a Window, a Curtains, a Lamp and Twilight.You can go east.You are in a lounge. The carpet is red and the walls are faded orange. There is a single window on the southside wall with red curtains flowing over it. There is a an open door on the east side wall, leading into the kitchen. The room has a cozy atmosphere that puts you at ease.> get ye flaskI can't see that.BEEFED IT
>>7165875everyone is cool with the kingthat's kind of the king's shtick
>>7165859What is a person?
>>7165901>Who even owns these many ponies?I donow you better pay up royalties bitch
>>7165856>>7165879>implying I wasn't going along with itDid you even listen to the lawyer?
>>7165915NOT A PONY
>>7165909Speaking of adventures, Raisin tonight, right?
>>7165677Wouldn't it be kinda dangerous to nuzzle robopone if she had all those dangerous gubbins on her Those buzzsaws'll take your arm off
>>7165911Even the church was chill with it.
>>7165925what is a pony?
>>7164959Does Applejack really sell more than Rainbow Dash? I find that hard to believe. Anybody have a link to a ranking or something? That would be really interesting to see.
>>7165859But couldn't one argue that having the doubt of having a soul is the same as being aware of it, and therefore by it's own self-doubt, mean it possesses a soul?
>>7165921Oh oohhh I thought you didn't know.
>>7165930it's good to be king
>>7165859But I couldnt show my soul any more then I could show her lack of one.Is it possible that what make us us, what gives us that intrinsic quality of self and conscious is not entirely quantifiable? That the fact she can think of herself as a singular entity, she is no more or less then me?
>>7165936A miserable little pile of friendship.
>attempt to make text adventure>what the fuck am i doing what is that button for oh god i dont think that does what i think it does
>>7165929Oh you take those off, tenderly, leaving just the soft malleable alloy.
>>7165610how do you get it?
>>7165875yeah the conservafags will have you believe straight marriage is some ancient religious tradition.That's a load of bullshit.
>>7165926Oh yeah, we could probably do that. I may have completely forgotten it was Sunday
>>7165846>finally give Twilight the coffee>open the window, turn off the lamp, sit down and watch the TV>still can't cuddleyou horrible monster
>>7165955>Is it possible that what make us us, what gives us that intrinsic quality of self and conscious is not entirely quantifiable? That the fact she can think of herself as a singular entity, she is no more or less then me?yesit's called emergencelook it up
>>7165875You really thought the ancient aliens stuff was an elaborate joke?
>>7165903Not him but I would cum inside of her nonstop until she was over the weight threshold.
>>7165942>>7165955Cogito ergo sum - I think, therefore I am. This is what it means to be a sentient being, and what it means to have a soul.
>>7165413>Turn off lamp>Close curtains>Eaten by a grue10/10
>>7165980We could postpone to next week.
>>7165981>click her name>select hug from drop down menu>twilight likes you!
>>7165960>robot pony is hard, unyielding alloys and wires>But she still feels>Handily unfastening one of her damaged leg joints>She wont stay still>"Heh easy! That tickles!"
>>7165413>You can actually give her the DI won.
>>7166013>can't kill a dragon with my bare handsDROPPED
>tfw never realized Hamburger time was actually a reference to something
>>7165987well to be honest, it is an elaborate jokeBut yeah, it's a show
>>7165903why do i like this pony so much?
>>7165980you sure you're ready?
>>7166044Twilight you are so lame
>>7166062oh shit mike what are you doing
>>7166011>endless Raisin hiatusEh... that, or if the questers really wanted, I could make up a new Raisin Quest for later... something less complicated and short enough to be completed in 3-4 sessions.Don't know how everyone is faring with the current one. I think the holidays threw a big ass wrench in the works, but we could still continue it.
>>7165960>>7165677>Robopony requests you build an MP3 player or some such into her >Do so because hey why not >Spends most of the day on your computer downloading music>Always hear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vehx3iY3xlc when she's in the training area >She has an impeccable ability to play music to suit the mood
>>7166081faceless what do you do in RL?I've been curious
>>7166039>you have given Twilight the "D">CongratulationsShort but sweet.
>>7165846For some reason when I change tabs the game tends to hang up and not accept any further commands. Could be the site rather than what you're doing.
>>7166083I'd install a coffee machine in her butt as a joke
>>7166081>Not making 2 posts quests where a pony has to get some ketchup out of the fridge and other menial tasks
>>7165939No, I have no idea what actually sells and doesn't sell.You should ask /toy/ and get banned.
>>7166102>Short but sweetWell in your case you'd be half right!
>>7166117>tfw /toy/ likes DmCdisgusting filthy board
>>7166039>give her the Dwhen did this become a phraseseriously
>>7166130like half a year ago at least
>>7166107>lift tail>fresh, hot coffee>Sometimes you forget to remove the filter, and she's quite cross with you as the grinds get into her rear motors.
>>7166116>Sandwich quest>Pone approaches refrigerator>Quest gets derailed as no one can decide what sort of sandwich a pony should make>No one thinks to check to see what ingredients are available
>>7164282>>7164342thirding these anons requests for MLP Comic #2 storytime/download
>>7166107I would install a coffee machine into my pone's buttI had two pots today, so easier access would be appreciated How much black gold did you drink today MLPG?
>>7166116>Putting your ketchup in the fridge
>>7166129Devil may Cry? But, anon, even /k/ likes DMC.
>>7165963After you give Twilight the coffee, hug her. Then cuddle. Then look at her.
>>7166149>>7164282>>7164342I can google the download link (again) or we wait for someone to upload
Holy shit, you guys, I found an intelligent post on /q/.
>>7166146do this. Right now.
>>7166149Heres the best part of the comicYou cans top asking now
>>7166165I hope you at least put sugar in the coffee
>>7166143That really grinds her gears.
>>7166163DmC is Devil may Cry: Devil May Crywhereas DMC is Devil May Cry (1-4)
>>7166186>Dash, Fluttershy and Twilight are the best selling>>7166198Godot would send you to hell where you belong, you evil, evil man.
>>7166198She likes it black.
>>7166187pinkie is that uncanny player that always derails the plot with diplomancy
Comic #2http://www.mediafire.com/?38cjk1hhvykcjk6Pass: mlpg
>>7166163he's talking Donte "FUCK YOU" May Cry
>>7166235Just like her.
>>7166248IS there a Donte pony yet?
>>7166257don't even go thereif it's made we can't unmake it anymore
>>7166263IS THERE A DONTE PONY YET?
>>7166198It didn't let me take the sugar when I triedShe said she liked it black anyway>captchaHeh
>>7166248>DmC isn't going to be a flop>mfw watching /v/ eat crowI don't give a shit about DmC but it's always funny watching /v/ cope with being wrong
>>7166212It's all the same to me: Unlikeable dude with flappy clothes that fires BB caliber guns that don't hurt anything until he's fired one thousand times and an unrealistic sword that's terrible, dancing in the air like some shonen anime while going super saiyan equivalent every once in a while.
>>7166245>tfw that's my uploadit was supposed to have a 50 people download limit Oo
>>7166187>fwuffy pony panderingcomic dropped
>Can't take mug from Twilight once she's started to drink it>No option to give the D to the coffee or anything in the kitchen
>>7166269>not liking sugarWhy must you hate everything good?I bet you'd slap Pinkie Pie right in the face if you could
>>7166116ALRIGHT THIS PONY NEEDS TO GET SOME KETCHUP, WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO DO?
>>7166294why would you do that?
>>7166279>it's always funny watching /v/ cope with being wrongnot in this caseunless you hate fun and video games
>>7166319OPEN FRIDGEBECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE KETCHUP IS KEPT
>>7166319Remember your name before doing anything!
>>7166319Con K o con C?
>>7166319Open fridge with butt
>>7166319>OPEN FREEZER>TAKE ICE TRAY>USE ICE TRAY WITH SINK
Man, Fenoxo's streams are so fucking fun
>tfw can't use D with Comics page
>>7166320>why would you do that?cause you need to register via phone for unlimited downloadsit's a trial I set up in 5 minutes
>>7166330>unless you hate this game I hate, which I haven't even played, you hate fun oh /v/ you never cease to amuse
>>7166310You'd be right.And I will always drink my coffee black.
>>7166339>keeping your ketchup in the freezer
>>7166319CHECK INVENTORY TO ENSURE WE ARE NOT ALREADY CARRYING IT
>>7166319>REMEMBER NAME>GO NORTH
>>7166360Creator of CoC
>>7166343I've never watched anyhe does seem like he'd be an entertaining guy though
>>7166350>haven't even playedthere's a demo outyou don't know shit what you're talking about
>>7166367and that is?
So I was just watching The Shining and I noticed somethingThe mother is almost identical in personality to Fluttershy, she's a real goddamn wimpWould Fluttershy be a terrible enough wife to drive you insane MLPG?
>>7166343Terrible shitty CoC ripoff with ponies when?
>>7166380/d/ incarnate, featuring furries
>>7166350How do you know it's going to be a good game, if you havn't played it?checkmate athiestsTaneem: 10000billion /v/: 5 tortanics
>>7166380Nigga you new to the internet?
>>7166380Text adventure game where you fuck furries and a few medieval themed monsters.
>>7166380Corruption of Champions
>>7166391I have been wondering this for almost two yearsSomeone needs to get on that shit
>>7166397>>7166391what the fuck is itfenoxo sounds furryoh is it that corruption of champions shit
>>7166414Nigga you new to the internet?
>>7166378I already said I don't give a damn about DmC, just that I know it isn't out yet and it's going to sell fine despite all your endless whining, which is the funny part to me.
>>7166380A world of wonder awaits you, anon.
>>7166367>yfw he has a wife and kids and feeds and houses and cares for them all off the money he made from a fetish porn text game that would horrify a normal personI wonder if his kids know.I wonder what his kids are like.
>>7166409The demo was such shitI suck at DMC but that shit was too easy and removing lockon and changing directional inputs to its own button is retarded.
>>7166433Hopefully, furrfagotry isn't inheritable.
>>7166430Considering DmC hasn't gotten past Farm Simulator on Steam pre-orders, I very much doubt it'll sell fine
big black spoilers tonight?
>>7166433how the fuck is he making money off of it
>>7166430>I already said I don't give a damn about DmCyou were implying I haven't played it as to make it sound as if my criticism was invalideat shit dickhead
>>71664502008 /b/ pls go
What are you watching right now, MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlWbYTESIU
>>7166450Oh godNow I need those caps about furry parenting
>>7166417>Only fucking them>Not mutating yourself to be an 8 foot tall bee/human/horse/demon hybrid with twelve tits four cocks and three vaginas, each pregnant
>>7166339>>7166340THERE'S NO KETCHUP HERE, -1 LIFE.
>>7166438This is my favorite picture of FluttershyEverytime I see it I imagine her taking care of a little heard of feinting goats, there's a sudden commotion that makes them all run and fall over, including Fluttershy
>>7166457Insane ad revenue. That game is so popular. It's his fulltime job.
>>7166470You know those were fake, right?
>>7166453see>>7166279It's preorders are going up, and with it the amount of tears from /v/
>>7166462you sure showed me!
>>7166453>steam>baby of Gaben, /v/'s savior and kingSteam pre-orders are not a good way of gauging things.
>>7166480put butt in fridge
>>7166480Go check the bathroomMaybe ketchup there
>>7166480I said FRIDGEOpen the FRIDGE with your BUTT, you STUPID PONY
>>7166480OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>7166457>>7166485Doesn't he basically charge for his work? If you want him to code, you have to throw money at him.
>>7166499So you're leaving?
>>7166485all i've seen is flashes on e621where's this shit even happening
>>7166484I imagine its a tiny fluttershy being shot at by a rubber band.
>>7166480PONKO CHECK THE PANTRY
someone got a link to the fetish dropbox?
>>7166502>Gaben, /v/'s savior and kingdidn't they stop liking him after he admitted to watching MLP?
>>7166480Find Twilight, she can magic up some ketchup
>>7166484>open the umbrella at them and Fluttershy>the goats run away>only she falls over
>>7166480>-1 LIFE.This game is more intense then I thought it would be
>>7166518>FlashesThe main text game is on his own site.fenoxo.com/
>>7166524>having a dropbox fetishwill your depravity know no end?
>>7166526>anon leavesDo the threads get better or worse?
>>7166521>PANTRY>close to the word PANTYunffffffff
>>7166454Big Black stallions instead
>>7166471No, because the sex scenes break and sound impossibly shitty. Fuck, just going centaur breaks most of them.
>>7166528nopegaben cock is still the holy grail of /v/
>>7166528They could never stop loving GabenIt's only brought up by people trying to make /v/ mad again
>>7166319>>7166480Hold the fucking pone, there's no Junebug picture by Leth on that fridge! That's not her fridge!
>>7166544will your faggotry know no end?
>>7166540Its even worse because you only have ∞ life
>>7166454does it have to be spoilers?don't get me wrong, I'm game either way
>>7166545anon is like gas moleculesif one leaves the rest just adjusts their temperature to adjust to the relative increase in volume
>>7166504SHIT'S COLD BUT YOU FOUND KETCHUP! A WINNER IS YOU!
>>7166548Now we're just getting off on words that sorta sound like other words?Well shit, in that case Applejack is my favorite pony now because Apple sounds a bit like anal!
>>7166581Another victory for MLPG
>>7166581Now squeeze that ketchup with yout butt.
>>7166581>shit's coldi get it
>>7166581>Pony sandwich quest 2: Now You're Thirsty!
>>7166586what do you mean >nowI've done this since I came unf here
>>7166566whoahow'd you kill her?
>>7166513KindaHe's constantly working on stuff, and I think he intends to have everything done eventually, but you can donate to make things a priorityIt seems like he normally throws everything that is worth working on into a list and lets people donate at their favorite, and which ever has the most gets done.There's also something about donating directly to a scene or something and he'll work on it for a number of hours for however much you donated. At least, thats how I think everything works, its only info I've picked up while skimming his blog posts for update logs.People can write their own stuff too, the less work it is to put in the game the more likely it is to get done.
>>7166581Oh man that was hard, LK, GG and Jr should learn from you.
>>7166636I've been taking notes.
>>7166623with the candelabra in the library
>>7166553There's a few centaur scenes, but yeah, most of the big modifications aren't really represented by the scenes.The best ones are the drider oviposition scenes
AJ is a very pretty pony.
>>7166636But you guys never even tried to use your butt for stuff on the cruise ship. If only you knew how much that would have changed things.
>>7166702She is very prettyPretty dumb!
>>7166719II don't understand why Pinkie is buying them in liquid bottle form
Has anyone tried making a cake out of the egg, flour, and sugar?
>>7166661Shoop Fluttershy on Wendy's face
>>7166728youre mom is dumb#YOLO
>>7166702Combine robopones and applejackRobojack
>>7166747make sure it's that one faceyou know the face
>>7166728you should take noteshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTR2tVr2a6A
>>7166745NoYou need some water or milk in there too
>>7166745I couldn't interact with the eggs or flour in any meaningful wayI was able to put all the dishes away though, so there's that
Thank you for the quest SMILe!
>>7166775>how did the hipster burn his tongue?>he drank coffee before it was coolI smirked
>>7166792But you've got a sink right there in the kitchen....did anyone think to give her a bowl full of water?
>>7166798Are you fucking serious? Don't fucking put his name on that cap.
>>7166798be sure to post that in the speculation thread in the subWe're still trying to figure out what she was going to put the ketchup onI think it's some hashbrowns, but the fryfags make a convincing argument
>>7166792>You need some water or milk in there tooactually it's possible to make shortcrust with just eggs, flour and sugarsalt is optional
Flan is delicious
>>7166852>Not recognizing it just from the art
>>7166861it's not actually him you nooblord
>>7166855>We're still trying to figure out what she was going to put the ketchup onI guess we should wait for the second part >>7166621
>>7166775HehWhy does MLPG obsess about so many ponies?Because one simply isnt enunf!
>>7166855You should run that first pic over a decrypter, no one know what SMILe could've hidden in there.
>>7166861>actually believing it's himWhy anon, why...
>>7166893Not bad. why doesn't Twilight like public speaking? Because she's always been a little horse
>>7166913>>7166798Stop using his name
Mrs. Cake for those folks that asked for herI'll redraw them sometime this week, I have to go do something
>>7166951Should I say Mezkalito then?
>>7166976>that fucking faceEvery time.
>>7166968sure is chubby cakechubby fags will be pleased
>>7166975you should say anything, and you of all people should know this.>>7166977He doesn't want his name brought up, he made that clear months ago.
>>7166951Anyone who says "Smile Smile Smile" or any variation thereof is an autistic shitstain.
>>7166998>He doesn't want his name brought upwhy not?
smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
>>7166998Smile is mai husbando
MLPG I am very sickCan I please have a pony to help me feel better?
>>7166998Well nigga you're sure making it really fucking obvious to everyone by throwing a little tantrum every time someone says it's Smile.
Would you move in with pony?
>>7167012That's his opinion man, you can either be a cool gut and respect his opinion or be a casual and do the opposite
>>7167004Well that's a blast from the past.
>>7167030Which pony do you want?
>>7167012I don't know, ask him. I just don't want people to disregard what he made perfectly clear to everyone
>>7167019HehRemember that Neroid comic edit with Derpy and Carrot Top?The really funny thing is it came true
>>7167030Oh, Anon, you poor fuck you. Have a pony.
>>7167037Would pony eat all my food?
>>7167038Smile where are you?
>>7167030You can have only one.
>>7167051The one that will either make me feel better quickest, or kill me quickest
>>7166913>Consider running the images through photoshop as a joke>Decide to just use the screencap because it has all the images anyway>see thisanyone have a qr code reader handy
>>7167038guess I'll be a casual thensmile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
>>7167061Pony could cook for you.
>>7167037WaitAm I moving into their place or my place?Cause I'll be honest, my place is a mess
>>7167030This one comes with buttertoast.
>>7167065>they are all paired up with their correct shipping partneri'mokaywiththis.org
>>7167089Not this one
>>7167065Ok I'll have the middle one
>>7167054yesbut I can't find it anymore
>>7167115Ok goodThough I don't know if there's anymore room in Sugar Cube Corner for me
>>7167118Good choice, I hope you're happy together
>>7167053>>7166998>>7166951So what the hell was I suppose to credit him as?
>>7166998thanks for giving us a source in his wordsit was really really convincing
>>7167128Deux Ex ruined prosthetics and cybernetics forever with it's brand of shit.
>>7167090There isn't, just some guy trying to stir up shit.Keep ponying on.
>>7167030here anontake this one
>>7167054i miss here;_;
>>7167159But that's the worst one