AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Why would I have a baby shower?

>>7104512
because you are a pretyt mare

https://derpibooru.org/202554
>not even a minute after uploading someone added the flutterbuse and abuse tags

ha

haha

>>7104522
who draws this? May I have your babies and you can have mine?

I wouldn't invite Pinkie anywhere if anyone else is coming.

>>7104530
>They still label it safe.

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>new rumble picture
>baby talk bullshit
Figures.

>>7104530
there's a whole community that squats on the latest page, adding tags and retarded comments

>>7104488
Nope, but I will pass it by.
please do.

I am the Harbinger of Winter

>>7104530
>Five upvotes and five downvotes
I've yet to see a hating comment yet, which disappoints me

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>>7104559

>>7104561
It's probably the same faggots that do the fluffy ponies.

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>reluctantly gift someone a $20 game on steam after they requested it
>less than a month later they say they're trying to sell their account and was wondering if I would buy it
>they want to use the money to buy a PS3

The fuck?

>>7104580
Perfection.
Essence of Beauty.

>>7104542
>new as fuck
>diaper fetishist
please go

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>>7104580
>>7104559
>>7104331

>>7104612
track them down. kill the family.

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>>7104612
Obviously he has A.B.A.P taste

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>>7104580
her beauty will never be tarnished

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>>7104647
She is only ugly on the inside.

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>>7104604
>You beat the beast

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>>>/v/170006623

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I'd be born in month that represents Scorpio and Virgo...

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>>7104471

Why would I, as a male, have a baby shower. She can come to hers, if she approves. I'll be far, far away.

>rape

>>7104691
Man the things she could do with her tail...

>>7104691
That's a pretty scorpio, japanon

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>>7104672
I've hit over 1000 home runs and I cannot beat Tigger

>>7104691
Cool, I'll try to remember that so I can draw you something nice for your birthday.

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>>7104684

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>>7104665
you take that back

>>7104691

I'm a Gemini, so I have two qt pi incestic twins to lust over.

>>7104691
>>7104691
>>7104691
Can you please draw Femsombra seducing Shining Armor?

Give me something to draw
And I will do it poorly.

>>7104741
No.

>>7104741
>Shining armor is too dense to realize what is going on.

>>7104741
ohboyherewegoagain.png

protip: its been several months now

its not gettign done

go away

>>7104758

Applejack.

>>7104758
do this >>7104741

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Your favorite pony sucks dicks when she's not on screen, now tell me why she isn't a slut

>>7104758
Your favorite pony eating a pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL45400A9974531CFD&feature=player_detailpage&v=jOVGIAXGuoQ

>>7104741
>>7104765

Who the Hell is this faggot that keeps requesting this?
Or is it a le epic meme now?

>>7104705
On my second try I got 22/29
Is this how it usually goes?

>>7104766
She totally is a slut though

>>7104702
>Scorpio will never deep sound your bladder with her tail

>>7104765
you aren't fooling anyone, samefag

>>7104766

Because she's not a she.

>>7104773
just some autist who doesn't know when to give up

>>7104773
It's one guy samefagging, not realising his request was denined several motnths ago

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>>7104684

>2013
>Japan

>>7104780
i was thinking more as her using a dildo as he stinger and pegging you while you were fucking her...

>>7104788
>Implying your favorite pony isn't a big enough slut to the point of pretty much being a woman with a penis

>>7104788
>any gender
>not sucking dicks
>2012+1
shiggy diggy

>>7104691
this:
>>7104735
can you draw something saucy with Twins?

>>7104808
>pegging you while you were fucking her

What.

>>7104808
I like that idea too. Not sure if she'd need a dildo though. Couldn't she just use her tail as the dildo?

>>7104821
think about it, it's like the ultimate expression of love

>>7104823
Well seeing how ponies can use their tail I don't think so

>>7104773
repeating things over and over again makes them funny

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>>7104821

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>>7104766

If she does it for money, she's a whore. Not a slut. Maybe Applebloom needs to go to a special school for blank flanks.

>>7104839
I mean yes. She could do it
Fuck I need sleep

>>7104839
Why not? They seem to have prehensile tails. And Scorpio certainly must since she's able to use it as a stinger.

>>7104841

BAZINGA!

Oh god, story idea. Someone tell me if this has been done already.

Okay, so Derpy's in town, and some colt runs into her; I'm envisioning Caramel, beta as fuck Caramel. He bumps into her at a bakery or something, and she smiles at him - he's nervous, but he gets to talking to her - she seems a little slow and dopey, but seems to like him, so he clumsily invites her over. they go back to his place, and over the course of coffee or whatever he realizes that Derpy isn't just dumb, but full-blown retarded. He's about to let her go, when he notices things about her, like her wings, or the curve of her flank, and starts to get turned on - he tries to ignore the impulses, but Derpy, despite her simplicity, notices, and begins to clumsily make advances towards him - the rest of their encounter is an internal struggle, Caramel loathing himself for what he sees as taking advantage of a retarded girl, and Derpy engaging in something she probably doesn't fully understand - they fuck, but Derpy starts to try and dissuade him, uncomfortable with the progression of events - by this point Caramel's already too far invested, and he proceeds regardless, effectively raping the earlier trusting simple-minded pegasus while she gazes at him through a haze of tears, confused as to why someone she thought was her new friend was hurting her. Caramel eventually finishes, cumming inside her guiltily, before apologizing and showing her out. Derpy doesn't say anything to anyone, because she lacks the capacity to do so cohesively, and Caramel spends the night with a bottle of whiskey, head in his hooves at what he's left to live with in his mind, the thought of what he's done haunting him for the rest of his days.

>>7104876
Woah, this thing is old.

>>7104876
Nostalgia.

>>7104878
Wow, that's amazing!

>>7104870
Oh ho ho ho.
Is that from the popular show that caters to us nerds?

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>>7104876
made me smile

>that gif if Fluttershy getting beaten now has a grimdark tag
AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

>>7104876

tl;dr

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/15vjro/4chan_discovered_this_kids_game_last_night_called/

why does reddit have to ruin fucking everything?

>>7104924
what gif? where?

>>7104951
https://derpibooru.org/202554

>>7104945
Why do you have fun getting mad about literally nothing?

>>7104945
Because you have autism.

hellz yeah!!

>>7104945
It's casuals in general and you're supposed to ignore them

>>7104945
Yeah... what is the deal with this game being so popular the last few days? I played it a moment ago, and got to stage 5. It's frankly just rather annoying, and I fail to see why people would even bother, considering there are far better games out there.

>>7105000
>Stage 5
Prepare your anus

>>7104945

Because this le epic meme deserves a swift death.

>>7105000
same reason dark souls is so popular

>>7105009
>Stage 5
>Hard
>Not Stage 6

>>7104955
>Grabs 50 cal and combat shotty.

>>7104955
Poor Fluttershy... downloaded to my pony folder.

>>7105016
That's what I meant
He's almost at stage 6

>>7105013
But Dark Souls is popular because it's a good game

>>7104955

le upboat!

>>7105013
Dark Souls is actually fun and engaging. Trying repeatedly to click while two shadows intersect and hoping you get lucky really isn't.

Holy shit, reccetear is great

>>7104955
>These comments

>>7105009
It doesn't seem all that hard, more a matter of luck. I got 12 balls on it a few times, but I just don't see the point in wasting any more time on that game, because basides being "hard", it isn't really very fun.

>general died
>everyone is playing pooh

>>7104577
>Someone added a grimdark tag
lol

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>>7104955
>Tag hidden.
>Safe
It's like looking inside ponychan.

>>7105108

It might be somepony's trigger though! We have to remain sensitive and considerate!

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>>7105100

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guys what does it mean when you feel attraction/love feelings about a certain pony and get excited when you see her

>Foul every ball on Kanga

>>7105153
urge to cuddle

>>7105153
who cares

how do I beat this fucking owl

>>7105184
up your stats, noob

>>7105153
You are experiencing what is known as Fatal Ember Syndrome

>>7105186
Hahahaha

>>7105186
why would CoD be the place to draw the line?

>>7105184
>not beaing Kanga on your first try
you won't last long

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>>7105186

>>7105184
>Kanga
>Hard

>>7105208
because casual babby trash

>>7105184
>not knowing Robin is above Kanga

https://derpibooru.org/202554
It's still happening

>>7105195
>needing to up your stats for kanga
shit, i didnt even know about the stats till after i reached tigger
and they still havent helped me beat him

>>7105208
because even bronies have better taste than that

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>you will never casually fuck your favorite pony on the couch while she's concentrating on trying to beat Ornstein and Smough

>>7105251
Tigger's all timing
Status actually help on Kanga and that fucking owl

>>7105263
I don't think she'd like that

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>>7105249

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Why is she always so fucking happy?

>>7105286
She probably wouldn't notice.

>>7105287
He's right though

>>7105297
because

>>7105297
>always
Pff just say ypu don't want to be her friend anymore or that she's a horrible friend

>>7105297
You would be too if you had a collection of butt plugs as large as hers

>>7105297
she is aware that she is a pony

what i want to know is why she makes me feel happy as if she were a real girl

why are we so /v/ lately?

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>>7105297
because all she can do is smile

>>7105325
but she's frowning in that image

>>7105263
i want to fuck someone as they do some mundane activity like folding laundry or eating dinner

>>7105320
Does she store them inside her butt?

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>>7105324
because

>>7105263
>fucking her
>not rubbing her off with one hand and playing with her teats with the other

>>7105345
>fucking a girl while she's eating
unf

>>7105350
HAHAHA

>>7105324
I don't know, but I just sat through twelve minutes of inventory management for a pleasant surprise

check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5T81yHkHtI

>>7105359
>not fuckng her and playing with her teats with both hands

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>>7104768
It went even worse than I was expecting.

>>7105341
Animation error.

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>>7105341
no, thats just an upside down smile

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>>7105388
I commend your choice in pony

FUCKING DONKEY

FUCK

>>7105388
At least you tried. Which is more than what other people can say.

>>7105263
>your favorite pone will never idly stroke you while idly commenting on the frugality of that little jew who-I mean little girl that keeps coiming in and won't buy anything over 110% base price

I personally think that pph game is the best that happened to 4chan within last month (dec including)

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Shhhhhhhhh

The pony is sleeping.

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>>7105447

>>7105447
THAT'S A BAD PONY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

>>7105385
fucking her while she's playing a game just doesn't seem practical
but rubbing her off requires a lot less movement
she'd have to hold her focus on the game and off of your tantalizing fingers with nothing but her own willpower

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>>7105434
I have no idea what you're talking about but its making me laugh

>>7105484
you should tease her butthole

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>>7105447
Shh, MLPG is sleeping.

>>7105447
rape

>>7105513
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

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>>7105513
>you will never be a part of the mlpg suicide pact

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What if pony broke into your house, climbed into your bed and gave you a hug?

>>7105534
Hello favorite pony.

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>>7105513
>>7105536

>>7105541
I'd ask why she didn't knock first.

>>7105541
I WOULD HUG THEM AND NEVER LET GO
or at least hug them as long as I could

>>7105530

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown

Cult mass suicide

>>7105530

Seriously?

It's a picture of Jonestown.

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Draw your favorite pony in MS Paint using a mouse and post it!

>>7105536
right in the feels. man

>>7105556
Yes Applejack, what is it?

>>7105530
A village full of narcoleptic people.

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>>7105541
Could she just knock next time?
I have a front door, you know?

http://www.livestream.com/jessysjivestream

>all this mad

>>7105556
OH FOR THE LOVE OF
WHAT IS IT NOW AJ?

>>7105556
what is it this time applejack

>>7105556
FUCK APPLEJACK! NO NO. FUCK NO. YOU CANNOT LICK MY HOLE. But you can lick my dick.

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>>7105534
ponies are adorable when they are waving

and at all other times

>>7105575
Oh man, Jessy is playing pooh now too?

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>>7105575
SHE CHOOSE HER FATE

Can someone summarize Jonestown for me? The wikipedia article has a LOT of stuff, and I just want the gist of it.

>>7105556
What is it Applejack? Do you need to be excused to toot again?

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>>7105591

>>7105556
>le guarenteed replies

>>7105604
>religion

>>7105604
suicide cult you stupid son of a bitch lazy ass mother fucking cocksucking idiot.

>>7105575
2cute

>>7105604
religious crazies from america move to south america because they are too crazy even for america

kill some american politician who comes to investigate and then become an heroes

>>7105575
>She's raging at the kangaroo slut
oh boy she's in for a ride
one hell of a ride

>>7105604

A cult leader went crazy and managed to convince every member of the cult to drink poisonous kool-aid, including numerous children.

Want to hear something creepy? Here's a recording of the meeting they held before they all killed themselves: http://archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16

>tfw you have the death tapes on vinyl

>>7105623
bitch fuck you!

>>7105609
what a long, flexible leg

i'd like it to be wrapped around my body as she cuddles me in bed

>>7105575
>english ves.
>not GLORIOUS JAPANESE

>>7105663
rape

>>7105613
why do you hate fun, anon?

>all this panting and moaning from jessy

yessssss

>>7105575
>http://www.livestream.com/jessysjivestream
>girl gamurrrr

>>7105703
fapping to her.

>>7105718
>70 viewers
what the shit

yep everyone is fapping.

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>>7105703
those will be tears of anguish soon, silly old anon

>>7105575
Somebody should record it and use the sounds to make a porn flash.

>>7105703
who is this person

i am not a fan of the fandom so i don't know brony celebrities

>>7105575
why are they all calling her palette

>>7105574
No. She was that desperate for pony to human contact.

>>7105765
Yes, a palette swap one.

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>>7105781
she draws ponies
sometimes she draws ponies for us

>>7105782
Because bronies think all artists name their characters after themselves.

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>not knowing Jessy

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do you consider yourself smart?

are you as smart as this pony?

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I like how the two birdhorses are more pally in S3.

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>>7105702
le fun face

>>7105810
probably not
I'm actually kind of dumb

>>7105786
That's what I meant.

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>she beat rabbit on first try
why do I even try?

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>>7105781
I very popular person.

>>7105819
YEAH?!

>>7105823
it's OK
the owl is giving her the business

I have 2 Dota 2 keys. Any takers?

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>>7105832
>that OC

>>7105845
I just got five
I assumed everyone already had one

>>7105845
ME
ID: omnidragon23

>>7105838
But she has Bill Cosby on her side.

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>>7105847
>not having a pretty princess OC

>>7105847
i kind of like it
It crosses that threshold of too silly to be serious while also not being completely stupid like overly dark and edgy scars on hooves razor blade cutie mark.

>>7104471
What even is a baby shower?

>>7105874
>ruining a perfect good Twilight "sex as fuck" Sparkle image
disgusting

>>7104937
They fucked.

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>>7105845
>>7105854
FUCK YOU
MY NAME IS FINE

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>>7105936
>fight two stone knights and four spooktrees to loot a corpse
>it's that sexy-ass armor set from the promotions
yisss

>>7105964
i-ignore that quote

>>7105964
Praise the sun, boy.

Fucking Eurobeat is in the stream

God damn.

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>>7105964
DAMN
that's nice

>>7105985
and?

>>7105964
Elite Knight armor?

>>7105964
Neato

how does apple family acres stay in business when AJ is such a terrible businesswoman

>>7105810
>that pony
>smart

sure is DYEWTS in here

how does non magic pone keep their hair straight and nice

>>7106005
he's a contributor. MLPG hates those types.

>>7106015
Because apples.

>>7105964
>post off-topic shit that could've easily been posted in the /vg/ thread
yisssss fuck off

>>7106015
They have a monopoly on all the Ponyville apple business.

>>7106025

Daily coating of semen.

>>7106031
yisssss

>>7106025
Shampoo and a comb.

>android update finally hit
>my game no longer crashes

WE PON NOW

>>7106015
APPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLESAPPLES

>>7106015
Don't you mean, businessmare?
just kidding
AJ is a fine woman, though.

>>7105810
not even close

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>>7106053

Enjoy your snow everywhere

>>7106093
>looks like a 50-year-old

personhorse artists really need to stop doing that to rarara

>>7106070
I am, but I am enjoying the fact that the ponies actually walk around for me now even more.

>>7106025
Mixture of semen, sugar, semen, water, a little bit of semen and honey. But it´s mostly semen which keeps it up.

>>7106050
How does earth pony comb

>>7106105
>implying Rarara isnt a cougar

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>>7106070
goddamn
look at these fucking ponies right here

>>7106115
ask Applejack.

>>7106070
And no more Derpy.

>>7106130
Sluts.

>>7106070
Colgate is enjoying that drunk mare´s presence a little too much

>>7106110

Indeed, I was very excite when they fixed that. Now if only they could correct some of the minor visual oddball issues it would be perfect

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>>7106105
>looks like a 50-year-old
NIGGER YOU BEST BE JOKING

>>7106105
I like, no LOVE milfs and cougars. He could have done it better though

>>7106053
>tfw can't even install it on my htc DESIRE c

>>7106115
Semen, comb, semen, dicks, semen, but it´s majorly done with semen.

>>7106179
so funny

>>7106140
Totally

>>7106105
Why? Rarara doesn't need to be young to be beautiful.

>>7106179
combs made out of dried semen.

>>7106179
semen, semen, semen, comb, semen, moneyshot, semen, anal, semen, rape, incest, semen.

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>jessy saying SOILED IT

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>>7106144

Maybe pones are just very affectionate when they are not being assholes to one another

Which is admittedly most of the time

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>>7106140
>>7106194
anon pls

I want to fuck Jessy so badly.