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Which pony would you go with on a long relaxing car drive and why?

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>>7084621
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>rape
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>>7088022
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The jerk store called....
They're running out of you!
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You ass hole jew bags!

No one told me your supposed to HOLD the mouse button in this bull shit baseball game!
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Why isnt the dark lord your desktop yet?
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>>7088035
Well duh, I left ab hour ago.
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>>7087908
>car drive
>not taking pony in your comfy cab as you truck across Europe
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not pinkie

twilight probably, I feel like she could keep herself entertained the best
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>>7087908
>Pinkie

She would be pointing everything that's on the track!
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>>7087908
if you don't contribute, don't use a name
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>>7088035
I'm sorry you think that way
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>>7087908
Applejack
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Is pony the one who is driving? Because I can't drive...
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>>7088085
hue
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>>7088098
hue
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>>7088101
hue
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>>7088095
Why can't you drive?
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>>7088107
saturation
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>>7088085
>he doesn't know Jailbait
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>>7088101
saturation
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>>7088034
DAWWW

I just want to take that Marker Pony, hug her and pound on her tight little ass and pussy until she's a crying mess of tears, semen and blood.
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>>7088034
What's so happy about it?
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>>7088117
New threads to mark.
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>>7088035
Oh yeah?

I well I had hug with your waifue
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>>7088116
She'd die before she cries.
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>>7088052
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>>7088117
It hasn't been ruined yet.
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>>7088117
We survived the apocalypse foretold by the Mayan calendar-makers!
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>>7088126
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>>7088145
Hooray, we defeated circles!
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>>7088132
>tfw already botched my new years resolution of maintaining a reasonable sleep schedule
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>>7088132
>it hasn't been ruined
>Remender's run on Uncanny X-Force has ended

Speak for yourself.
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>>7088126
his waifu is in a coma
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>>7088168
Were the ancient mayans practicing how to draw ponies?
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>>7088173
Rose pls.
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>>7088173
>well, I screwed up once, better pitch the whole mess
just keep fukken trying to fix it you dingus
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>>7088201
>implying Rose comes here
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>>7088190
Yes, that calendar was their last attempt before they said "FUCK IT" and just WENT to Equestria.
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>>7088203
I will, but it's my third day of trying and I've only been getting worse
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>>7088215
>implying Rose isn't too busy licking Panda feet
How does it feel she's no longer pure?
That she has given herself unto the furry?
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>>7088229
TRY HARDER
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>>7088237
but she was already a furry
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>>7088237
I don't really care.
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>>7088237
I don't care.
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What happened to tiara?
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you guys are so boring
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>>7088251
But not as badly as she is now.
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>>7088237
Yeah, whatever
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>>7088177
>Pinkie wakes up from a long coma, shouting "Bosco! Bosco!"
>No one realizes she simply wants a sunday
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>>7088237
I love that panda fursona
I want her butthole
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>>7088237
>Oh noes, she isn't our pure maiden wiafu!
Calm your shit, faggot.
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>>7088245
WELL WHAT THE FUCK
I WOKE UP AT NINE PM TODAY
I HAVE TO BE UP AT SIX THIRTY AM THIS SUNDAY
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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>>7088237
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Guys, rewatching Season 1 feels really good.

Just thought I'd share that with ya'll.
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>>7088262
Drowned in a bathtub filled with MONEY.
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>>7088262
She fell in a mud puddle
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has anyone drawn capricorn pony yet
its so fucking cute i would snuggle with her all night
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>>7088273
>her
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>>7088280
Don't sleep in until 9 PM.
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>>7088284
>furry drawing furry's fursona's doing furry shit
How fitting.
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>>7088290
Weird, I woke up in a tub full of ice.
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>>7088237
Mmm, nigra, your new is cute, but truth to be told she was furry since.. 2002?
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>>7088111
I never really bothered to learn how to. I rarely leave my house other than to go to class, and even if I did, where the fuck would I go? I have no friends to hang out with, no qtπ gf to go out with and/or fuck or a job that warrants the need for me to drive.
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>>7088290

Is it true that he doesn't come here anymore?
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>>7088273
>her
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>>7088285
S1 was really something special

The other seasons arent bad by any extent, but theres something missing
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>>7088295
You know I always wondered, she sings really deep.
Do you think she alters it somehow, you know they can do that with technology these days...
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>>7088324
He lurks as anon.

That's it.
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>>7088295
His fursona is a girl
Check your privilege
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>>7088275
>What the fuck is a joke
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>>7088329

that's why is a good thing that he left
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>>7088333
Quality, cleverness, novelty, fun?
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>>7088342
His fursona is a guy
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>>7088341
PRPL PON
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>>7088342
Ken has explicitly stated that his panda OC is a heterosexual male.
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>>7088356
youre mom is a guy
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>>7088333
I think what's missing might be something inside us.
Something we once had and then lost.
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>>7088262
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>>7088348
A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.[1] Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.[1]
To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous.
A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).
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>>7088356
This, just blatantly feminine.
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First SFW image reply to this post is what I use for the new quest thread on sub.
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>>7088384
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>>7088384
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>>7088387
Grand.
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>>7088366
>youre
It's your're you illiterate moron.
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>>7088341
Why do pontt hav such big head?
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>>7088384
>Posts like this.

I dare you to be any more /b/
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>>7088409
here's a better picture if you want to use it
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>>7088407
>Someone posts about Tiara
>1234554923384 posts about how it's Tiara posting as anon
Just shut up already.
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>>7088415
Since when does /b/ quest?
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>>7088421

fuck off tiara
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>>7088421
>ib4 tiara accusations
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This fucking game.
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>>7088363

Ken's a fucking moron. Those hips, those legs - that's a girl.
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>>7088433
2slow
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>>7088432
>>7088433
2slow
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>>7088415
Isn't your irrational hatred of MLPG more along the lines of what to expect in /b/?
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I would take Pinkie on the long car ride.
Now, you people may thing I'm crazy, but I have a reason:
No other pony would tolerate my constant singing. Pinkie would join in and even lead and we'd have a great time. We'd stop everywhere along the way and take pictures and have a great time.
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>>7088333
>something missing
I have the same feeling. Something about S1 just made me love the ponies so damned much. In S2 and beyond, they're still lovable, but they almost seem like they're more distanced from the audience. S1 felt more personal for some reason, like we were invited to see something special.

Maybe it's how they handle slice of life now as compared to then?
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>>7088441
Now that's what I call cis scum
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would you give her the love?
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>>7088333
Lauren Faust

Sometimes genuine visions means a lot. You may not be able to notice it in a separate episode, if you take it as an example, but the season as whole, the whole picture shows. Little by little, details by detail, aspect by aspect - something IS missing, something is different
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>>7088419
Too late.
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>>7088459
Novelty
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>>7088457
You can try.
You will fail.
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>>7088473
Would I have a choice?
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>>7088333
>>7088459
Is it hard to believe that you're possibly getting burned out on ponies?
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>>7088475
She worked on s2
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>>7088458
I thought the whole "kid learns to animate and becomes brony famous" thing was kind of a neat story
I don't mind talking about him at all, but when it's anon flinging shit for no reason it's kind of annoying
you guys already made him drop his name, why do you keep doing this
what else is there to gain
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>>7088441
>Draw a a flat-chested girl
>claim it's a guy
>instant popularity

And that's how you draw the Onta way.

It's like no one knows how to draw decent traps anymore.

Thank god for Po-Ju.
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>>7088483
Of course.
Unless you say no.
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>>7088462

Fuck you, you PC-Slave hippy. Men and women aren't built the same way. If it's built like a woman, it's a fucking woman, as much as Onta wants to believe otherwise.
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>>7088458
Stop posting about it.
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>>7088449
No, that would be /v/
Remember, ponies and /b/ kinda merged into some sort of horrible monster, /v/ just set shit on fire when they even smelled a giggle.
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>>7088437
it's fucking impossible
without the upgrades
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>>7088505
Well, then I would refuse.
Because it's more fun to resist and fall.
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>>7088510
>ib4 tumblrfags
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>>7088487
Only the script. She left bfore productions started (except opening, it was done for s01 set). And A LOT of things usually changed during production. Wonderbolts Academy is a an example.
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>>7088503
Iono, poju's are basically flat-chested girls too
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>>7088510
If it was born with a vagina and tits, it's a woman. If it was born with a dick and no tits, it's a man.

No two ways about this, no other options.
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>>7088441
>ken doesn't know what his own fursona is
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>>7088510
Traps are a thing, Anon. It takes a lot of work, and sometimes surgery, but it happens.
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>>7088516
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>>7088531
so then what about fictional characters that cannot have their biological gender verified
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>>7088458
The same reason why MLPG loves talking about Sentenal, Ross and past Nathan.

They demonize people to make themselves feel better, to falsely get a grip on social qualities. If one of these caricatures gets popular enough the whole of MLPG will pull itself up on it, irrationally spouting hate without any thought or concession.
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>>7088524
Because I want people to respect my work for the amount of effort I put in it and not just because I slapped some ponies on it and made some anime references and sex jokes.

And I'm lazy
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>>7088547
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>>7088486
Not even that. I still love MLP but there is something definitely missing from S2 and S3.
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>>7088529
Yeah, but he understands my fetishes.
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>>7088553
>TAW_being_right_about_hating_ourselves.png
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>>7088536

And they still look like drag-queens.
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>>7088510
There are feminine men and masculine women, calm your tits.
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Jessy drew Ken, why aren't we calling her furry?
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>>7088517
Well then she'll just pin you down, tear through your clothes and ride you with wild abandon.
And then kill you if you failed to provide any love for sustenance.
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>>7088584

We do.
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>>7088572
You'd be surprised.
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>>7088570
for reference

He may have been a bitch, but he was in the right.

for the most part.
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>>7088475
>>7088486
Don;t get me wrong

I still love ponies and think the show is still doing great, giver or take a weak episode now and then.

But s1 had something the others don't. I don't feel the same way about Sleepless in Ponyville the way I do Look Before you Sleep, or Secet of my Excess the way I do about Dog and Pony Show.

they're all good, but S1 had something....unique
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>>7088553
No, those people really are awful, and a pox on these threads.
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>>7088486
Well, that's the thing, though. I can go back and rewatch the first season and I feel pumped up for more pone. All of the episodes just have this charm me and the other anon here are trying to isolate... is it just novelty? I don't think it is for me.

Again, it's like this closeness that's absent from the newer episodes, I think. I can rewatch most of S2 and get a much less intense version of it though there are some exceptional S2 episodes and S3, even, but it's still missing something.

Lauren really worked in some magic when she was on the team. What did she do to make me like colorful, happy pones?
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>>7088584
Because we don't want to scare off our wiafu.
Her and GG are all we have left!
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>>7088579

You still can't draw a girl and say it's a boy. That's lazy and stupid.
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>>7088486
I got into this just after season two started and feel the same way as >>7088285 does when rewatching it, but not as much for season one and certainly not for season three. So I think it's a combination of being kind of burned out, nostalgia goggles, and maybe just expecting too much from this show, but that may just be me.

There was something about experiencing all of this with everyone for the first time with no expectations that made my first season watching this special.
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>>7088473
No when you say love.....
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>>7088553
>>7088600
case in point
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>>7088598
that's called nostalgia
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>>7088562
>>7088547
>>7088516
>>7088437
...what game?
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>>7088587
Well.... I'd do my best. If it's my life on the line.
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Please do not sexually tease the ponies you interact with. Their body plan makes it more difficult for them to masturbate and frequently must simply stew in their unsatisfied frustration. If you flirt please be prepared to put out, at least for a quickie.

-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7088584
Because she's single now so we have a chance. Don't screw this up, anon!
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>>7088598
>they're all good, but S1 had something....unique
novelty
meaningless nostaliga
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>>7088570
>>7088597
No the fuck he wasn't.

>OH NO OUR CULTURE
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>>7088516
I think I need to see the movie that gif is originally from.
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>>7088584
Jessy is a huge fucking furfag and it has never been in any doubt even since the beginning.

But is it still worth getting worked up over? I mean sure I still hate furries but come on, even I got tired after two years of whining in the general for them to leave.

She's not gonna go.
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>>7088584
She's a Sonic furry
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>>7088607
>"I dont like it therefore everyone must conform to my worldview for someone else's character"
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
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>>7088631
You are growing up anon.
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>>7088600
It's not about the quality of the people, it's about the discussion of them and specifically the multitude in which the discussion happens.
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>>7088619
don't torture yourself
http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
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>>7088614
>every brony equal
>every brony loved

You know, just because some people are hated, it doesn't mean the hate is undeserved.
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>>7088619
No
Save yourself
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>>7088619
http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
You've been warned.
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>>7088584
Jessy used to draw Sonic fanart.

We always knew she was a furry.
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>>7088631
>Hates furries with the passion of a /b/ tard.
>Probably a fan of GG
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>>7088622
>Not fucking pone
>Ever
I'm laughing so hard.
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>>7088584
Jessy is the most worthless piece of shit of all contributors, so it's unsurprising.
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>>7088625
but he was
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Is it weird to not like furries, but love ponies, who them selves are furry?
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>>7088635

>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."

Not as stupid as you.
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>>7088622
>You will never learn just how easy it is to sexually satisfy a pent up pony
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>>7088625
>HURRR
He was right. We don't have anyone to hate anymore. If Hopo had made that plushie just six months later, wed would have ran him out of the thread. Instead, we saw it as 'us' attacking 'them' with a fuckhole plushtoy. He's not saying OH NO OUR CULTURE, he's saying it changed to the point it simply attacks itself. Anyone who does anything gets attacked now. You see it every day.
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>>7088458
>ded

>janitor in charge of not being butthurt faggot
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>>7088675
>"Men can only look like what I want them to look like"
Cis scum pls
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>>7088675
>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."
Well yeah, who else are you going to listen to?
Yourself? It's not your creation man.
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>>7088677
>And how quickly the word spreads that you are more then willing to provide.
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>>7088660
>liking a furfag artist

Take your monster girls and your fetishes with you back to FurAffinity.
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>>7088656
Dont play it.
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>>7088660
you hit the nail on the head
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>>7088631
Jessy draws us requests like crazy, and she's actually become very humble around here. I've never seen her post furry artwork here, and the stuff she does post is usually requested from us, so I have absolutely no issue with her whatsoever.

Rose as well. She posts that stuff on tumblr, it's fags wanting to start drama that bring them here. It probably annoys her that people post it.
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>>7088702
>weaverdrones
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>>7088696
>You will never live off the delicious candy semen provided by desperate stallions
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Hey guys, for those of you how don't know the deadline for our winter cup team is the 7th and I wanted to get suggestions on how to update the roster, who to add, who to get rid of.
Here's a link to the cup's FAQ and our current roster.
http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions
http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=/mlp/_roster
Spoilered because I know there are some here you do not care.
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What if ponies could vibrate?
Would you a vibrating pony?
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>>7088726
run
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>>7088726
>>>/mlp/
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>>7088709
You will never win against me, pooh bear
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>>7088714
>>7088722
GG please stop samefagging.

You're just not relevant anymore. You haven't been for years.
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>>7088714
They call me Babe.
Because when I post I send shit out of the park, son.
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Alright guys, here's what we have so far for the collab.
Only seven spaces taken so far, so there is a lot to choose from. Pick a number yourself, or roll, it doesn't matter! Just please name it properly or I might miss it.
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>most of the writers have been in touch with the fans in some way

>Merrywether is one of the few that has avoided fans so far

I wonder if she'll get shit if she ever gets a twitter
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>>7088620
Well the good news is that if you manage to satisfy her, you'll get all the naked post-coital cuddles you could possibly want afterwards.
She may even change forms for you, if you like.
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>>7088668
>not fagnig
From an objective standpoint she was one of the better ones. Took requests, drew them. Didn't act like a total absolute faggot. Left because that's apparently not good enough for us.
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>>7088726
Fuck off.
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>>7088751
Original pic.
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>>7088740
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>>7088682
>>7088674
>>7088660
>>7088659
>>7088631
>>7088603
>>7088600
>>7088597
>>7088584
>>7088593

>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry
>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything
>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything

You guys are a bunch of fucking hypocrites, you know that?
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>>7088714
>GG was originally a /b/tard drawfag
>THE /b/tard drawfag
>surprised when his fans are illiterate /b/tards (and /v/irgins from the later days)
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>>7088628
It's from Eva 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone.

In case you were wondering.
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>>7088040
This one isn't that hard to believe. Discord could offer Twily how to do some chaos magic.
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>>7088759
You can't 'objectively' judge people Anon.
That goes against the whole 'judging' thing.
But yeah, except for the brony episode she was alright. Gotta hate the OC spam though.
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>>7088726
>most of those are our jokes
>Now they're /mlp/'s
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>>7088624
this.

season two and three essentially have even more of the things that season one had. But the novelty worse off. You only thought season one was special because it was the equivalent of turning on barny the dinosaur by mistake and seeing him get angry and fistfight one of the kids, watching dora get tired of swipers shit and drop an anvil on him like she thinks she's bugs bunny, or blues hiding clues that are needed to stop Literally Satan from taking over blues clues land.

Now you gotten used to it and realize the show alternates between being a watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.
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>>7088779
>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry
I don't.

>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything
I don't.

>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything
They can be funny sometimes.

Please don't talk for me.
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>>7088751
I'll take X1,Y4 I guess.
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>>7088756
>Naked, post-coital cuddles with Chrysalis
I know I'm not the only one who wants this desperately.
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>>7088794
There was no such thing as "brony episode"
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>>7088726
Thanks for asking here, but I don't think it's a good idea. A lot of /mlp/'s roster is based on things outside mlpg and the ones who care most tend to find the threads out in /mlp/ when they're made.
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>>7088751
>>7088764
Do you have one of what's already been done?
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>>7088784
Oh man, i wasn't there but i am sure some of them had a Gaben moment when they learned he had a Furaffinity account.
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>>7088692
>>7088694

>expecting quality from an artist
>not blindly accepting whatever they tell you to think
>drawing your own conclusions
>being willing to see flaws in their work

Common sense, maybe?

Not that you're familiar with the concept.
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I have time to draw something before I go pass out. I think someone said they wanted more horoscope pony something, but I can;t remember which one specifically.
Or I can draw another humanization thingie, but those take me a little bit longer.
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>>7088775
There are 180 stitches in every ball
How many do you think I can get in your face?
HAHAHA
Silly old bear
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>>7088655
I've yet to see any of them do anything that makes me legit hate them.
That's reserved for persistent shitposters, Faceless, and Nachos.
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>>7088779
Nanaki and Roogna won't go away. After all this time, I think people just gave up.
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>>7088779
1.We're not a hivemind. Everyone has their own opinions on the posters here
2.Again, not a hivemind
3.There is nothing we can do about any of those people. We can't make them leave; they'll do that when they want to.

If it makes you feel better I've disliked Roogna because he used to circlejerk with Jesus every goddamn day.
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>>7088828
Draw Librapone with a better hairstyle.
I'm still sore that she's just a Dash recolor.
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>>7088828
VIRGO
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>>7088817
Are you fucking with me here?
Because there was. She used to attention whore on her tumblr and even said she'd trade it happily for MLPG.
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Remember when people just ignored things they didnt like?
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>>7088828
draw more droneponies
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>>7088852
Not really.
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>>7088863
I'm sorry anon, but I can't remember things that never happened ever
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>>7088863
No.
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>>7088852
Who the hell wouldn't? I mean, for fucks sake, we're terrible.
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>>7088822
/tg/ made something like a vow for his blood.
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>>7088726

I don't care what you do, just get rid of Fluffy Pony.

The community around it is dead or dying and completely irrelevant now.
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>>7088852
You are twisting the facts and you cant post evidence.
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>>7088797
Such is the way of 4chan. "Our thing" eventually reaches the rest of the world, and then you get shit like "Monkey trouble" being sold as merchandise. This is just another version of that.
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>>7088847
Yeah, I was a little bummed too, but nothing I can do. I can try to whip something up.
>>7088850
I scribbled her earlier. I'd like to try a different one. Sorry.
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>>7088810
>watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.

But....its not.

Have whatever critisism you have about the show, but none of the show you listed are anything alike and do not fit in the definition you put forth
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>>7088828
How about a human Dash or FS?
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>>7088726
Derpy Hooves is dead
Her eyes and name should be redacted
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>>7088897
AQUARIUS
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>>7088718
>>7088718
>Jessy draws us requests like crazy

I requested a simple bath scene with Celesti and Twilight two months ago. She said she will do it. Still "doing".

Also: http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/tag/artist-thesassyjessy%2Fcelestethehedgehog%2F

bitch
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>>7088863
I didn't like when the cop tried to pull me over so I ignored him.
We had a good laugh about it after him and his buddies ignored my ignoring them all and beat the shit out of me outside my house.
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>>7088779
>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry

I'm rather fond of all our non-Ross contributors, and don't particularly care if somebody is a furry.

>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything

Who's 'we'? It only takes one person to do something like that, and there are quite a few people here.

>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything
People piss on Nanaki every time he shows up, and pretty often when he doesn't.
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>>7088622
Hello new headcanon
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>>7088863
If people ever did that we'd still be on /co/
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>>7088852
with people like you here I'm not surprised
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>>7088823
Again though, it's not your creation. You can say about it what you want, but you don't have authority over it. You can change the taste of a banana for example.
If something is ambiguous - but the artists fills that ambiguity with their view - denying that is just mindless rebellion for no cause.
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>biting the hand that feeds you: general

bitch bitch biiiitch, moan moan moooan.

What the fuck do you want MLPG? What is your idea of a perfect contributor?

>they art
>and don't talk
>and always do my requests

Something along those lines I assume?
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>>7088921
lol u mad
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>>7088921
oh fuck off ponebrone
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>>7088752
There was no Polsky. And Charlotte. Or you mean Tiwtter and shit, not cons?
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>>7088820
I guess it's a bit hard to tell from that pic what's already done. Sorry about that.
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>>7088622
Sounds hilarious.
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>>7088921
>requested
You're kidding...right?
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>>7088823
It's a trap. His OC is a trap. It's SUPPOSED to look like a girl.
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>>7088925
This place has no cops.
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>>7088944
>implying
epic troll anon
le contributor hate xd
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>>7088944
I just want people to shut the fuck up and stop attacking people they hate
I mean, obviously that's not going to happen, so I guess my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacks
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>>7088944
I like almost all of our contributors though and appreciate everything they do.
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>>7088921
Christ on a cracker, you are so buttangry it isn't even funny.
It's a REQUEST. If you had paid her it would be different, but she is under no obligation to fulfill REQUESTS.
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>Cant get past the fucking rabbit
>Dont even want to imagine the other tiers
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>>7088966
I just wanted to check if you had gotten mine. You did,

Thank you
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>>7088921
>I made a request
>It is therefore GOING to be done
Your line of thinking is why you're so grump about this. Requests aren't obligations or commissions. Artists can drop any request at any time for any reason.
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>>7088944
But bitching about Jessy apparently fucking SUMMONS her
And then she draws shit for us!

ITS A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY!
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>>7088810
Nope.

Adventure Time, for example, got better later in seasons. Your "novelty" line does not work here as you wanted. Or, rather, it works for you, in your cade. Not mine, definitely,
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>>7088995
>my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacks
BUT IT'S SO HARD...
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>>7089012
GENIOUS
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Evens: Ink and color all those Jessy sketches

Odds:Video Juegos
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punky pie
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>>7088921

Artists aren't obligated to do requests you entitled shit.
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>>7089012
She's been here all god damn day, anon. She's been drawing humanizations.
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>>7088973

That doesn't make it a girl.
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>>7089009
UPGRADE YOUR STATS
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>>7089026
aww yiss
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>>7089027
You know what? I like it.
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>>7089035
EXACTLY.
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>>7089026
Shway.
>>
I dont care what anyone says, I like most of our contributors and would probably hug them nonsexually
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>>7089019
I know, I know
But the worst part of all is when the contributor ignores the attacks but anons get in fights over them anyway
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>>7089036

>he thinks stats matter

Even with maxed contact, it's christopher fucking robin.

A walking baseball god.
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>>7089027
All I miss is the
>die cis scum
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>>7089005
>>7089011
>>7089031
then shut up about:
>Jessy draws us requests like crazy
your "argument" is invalid
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>>7087908
although pank would be nonstop fun, i think fluttershy because quiet
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>>7088819
I know. It's just that our cup threads our few and far between and I wanted to get MLPG's opinion, though now doesn't seem to be the best time.
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>>7089070
your "argument" is invalid
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>>7089009
Rabbit isn't even hard. I used him to farm up for the owl.
Fuck that owl.
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>>7089062
you literally cannot win.
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>>7089068
What a funny and original joke.
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>>7089036
How?
I cant read these moon runes.
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>>7089070
You're the worst human being.
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>>7089019
I guess thats where the term come sfrom, "I am rubber and you are Glitter Glue!"
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>>7089070
you are trying too hard baby.
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>>7088973

A trap who's built exactly like a girl. But it's a boy.

Right. Whatever gets your little peenie hard.
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>>7089070
but she does do requests like crazy
she didn't do yours, and I understand that's upsetting, but she's done tons for other people
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>>7088944
Yes, exactly.
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>>7089070
Our argument is that we appreciate her for the number of requests that she DOES fulfill. You're just being a little shit.
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>>7089068
>Purple Tinker is on her magical white man pills.
>She will no longer fly of the handle at the general.
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>>7089070
Jesus christ calm down bro
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>>7088944
There is no 'perfect' contributor; everyone who posts simply has their own likes and dislikes when it comes to art. So everyone gets criticized, and since the board is mostly anons you think that ALL OF MLPG HATES CONTRIBUTORS AND EVERYTHING.
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>>7089091
Hey
I callsem like I seesem
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>>7089096
>he can't read moon
baka/10
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FUCKING SHIUT FUCKJDOIUASHF
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>>7089070
But she does. The fact that somebody doesn't draw ALL the requests doesn't mean they don't draw a lot of them. When an artist asks for requests, they usually get a shitload of them, and if they tried to draw everything the art would suffer from it.
>>
Earlier tonight I was filling writing requests and someone asked me to write about coercing an effeminate stallion into bed and fucking him until he changed his gender identity and essentially became a slut for cock and actively calling himself a mare. I filled the request because I hadn't checked my cis privilege recently. I'm not gay, though.

How has your evening been, MLPG? Any epiphanies of yours?
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>>7089088
I realized today that this place is a giant prisoners dilemma.
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>>7089036
...There are stats to upgrade? I thought it was just hitting the ball...
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>>7089136
the 4 kings is bullshit
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>>7089096
Top row is swing power.
Middle is hit area.
Bottom row is Pooh Speed.
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>>7088897
>>7088897
Draw Gemini in pajamas pls
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>>7089036
OH WELL THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE THIS FUCKING OWL IS HARD AS FUCK
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>>7089009
THE END NEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yf8GuEvzFg
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>>7089104
thats what a trsp is, shitsain.
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>>7089136
Link?
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>>7088966
oh i was supposed to take the top and left black lines?
i took top and right.
5y3x
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>>7089136
Please please please post it.
Please.
Please.
I will suck YOUR dick.
Please.
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>>7089136
Shit that reminds me.

Did that anon finish that forced fem Spike/Rarity fic?
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>>7089118

>everyone has their own dislikes when it comes to art

I'm not talking about on a technical level, I'm talking about the pure buttdevastation that everyone gets over fucking nothing.

Let's just pretend for a moment that jessy is a hardcore furfag. Question: What does this fucking change? Answer me this MLPG.
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>Jessy ignores all insults and personal attacks thrown at her
>people still feel the need to defend her and perpetuate this tired old argument

I seriously think some of you are legitimately autistic sometimes.
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>all these whiteknights

it is all over again isn't
we are going on circles
nothing ever changes in MLPG
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>>7089104
>Dear Diary,
>Today somebody told me what a trap is.
>I am filled with joy and commitment.
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>>7089070
Are you that same guy who wouldn't stop pestering Japanon about Femsombra?
Or the guy who threw his request for MT back in her face when she did it for him?

Because you really sound like him.
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>>7088966
Does anyone have the first one we did?
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>>7089177
>>7089175
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>>7089173
Still working on it
It's going to be terrible
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>>7089156
11/10
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>>7089179
>>7089157

You guys need to beat off to Onta less.
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>>7089145
LK?
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>>7089177
Why are you either a hateanon or a white-knight?
This dichotomy is fucking stupid.
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>>7089155
>imfuckingplying stats matter against the owl
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>>7089189
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>>7089175
>>7089177
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>>7089177
>>7089175
Thanks.
So who do you dislike the most, the haters or drones?
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>>7089177
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>>7089144
but that ruins the game
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>>7089102
OH YOU SON OF A BITCH C'MHERE
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>>7089145
>the 4 kings
I'm going to go ahead and back you up on this opinion.

Even though I don't know who they are unless you're playing cards.
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>>7088622
Ponies, despite popular belief, are fully aware of what hands are and outside of fetishist do not find them all that fascinating. Likewise, ponies will not be confused nor impressed with your human technology. Trying to use a lighter to convince the locals you are a magically god will only result in making you look like a huge tool.

-Chapter 4 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089215
I don't see drones.
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>>7089136
What else have you written recently?
>>
Sometime I wish pony was real just so I could be with them and not have to deal with you people any more
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>>7089136
Wf+6, quit bragging about your quests.
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>>7089175
>>7089177

It's not about jessy specifically, but how you faggots treat everyone that does stuff for us as a whole. You're all humongous faggots, and if I had talent I certainly would not want to waste it on assholes like you.
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>>7089208
The grey area simply isn't named, Anon.
Stop selfshaming.
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>>7089210
Thanks man.
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>everything going on in this thread

Still not as bad as when the FPG was still here.
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>>7089158
>>7089168
What sorts of places is it even okay to post pony fapfic stories on? Other than 4chan I mean because it would be broken into several posts I think.
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>>7089215

>drones

Nice /v/ speak, maybe you should hang out there instead of here.
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>>7089234
Found one!
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>>7089260
Just post it here.
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>>7089262
On the subject of mindless hate!
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>>7089241
what would poinka's mane feel like against your face
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>>7089260
pastebin
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>>7089258
FPG?

Who is that?
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>>7089209
The pooh speed changes everything
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speaking of writing - is the anon whowrote this here right now?
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>>7089260
Pastebin
If you plan on writing more, register an account so you have an index of all your stuff
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CAN I GET A WITNESS?
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>>7089260
I wouldn't share it with them.
The General isn't being good.
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>>7089279

Fluffy Pony General.
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>>7089266
Are you blushing?
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>>7089215
I hate them equally, but I think the drones are the more annoying ones.

If they didn't feel the need to "defend" Jessy, or any contributor for that matter, it would just be one or three angry anons saying a few mean things about them that the contributor in question could easily ignore.

Instead we could post upon post of idiots flinging shit at each other for no reason at all while the artist in question goes about her business.

The same shit happened with Madmax, too.
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>>7089210
I did AJ's arm. I wrote in there "I thought I would never get roped into drawing a butt for MLPG" because I had to do Twilight's flank for it.

...How far I've come since then.
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>>7089247
fuck off pretentiouis fag
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>>7089177
IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT JESSY

IT'S ABOUT YOU

YOU DO THIS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER DOES ANYTHING, EVER

YOU WONDER WHY THEY FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR

AND YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP FOR ANYTHING

THE SHITPOST TRAIN

HAS

NO

BRAKES
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>>7089273
like a big wad of cotton candy
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>>7089263
>Discord always skips leg day.png
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>>7089319
Oh God my dick
>>
I want Jessy to leave and never return. And never means never not like previous time
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>>7089273
Like a big fluffy ball of pink cotton.
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remember guys, people from the piss want us to have no contributors left so they try to scare them off because that would "hurt" the MLPG
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>>7089286
You got it
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>>7089336
I don't.
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>>7089308

>pretentious


...What? Do you even know what that word means?
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>>7089336
but why
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>>7089352
because le epic hateanon xd
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>>7089346
Me neither.
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>>7089315
DAMN
I've NEVER seen so much mad
I agreement though
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>>7089339

Bullshit tinfoil hat scares, MLPG just loves to shit in the bed. This is reality and you need to come to terms with it.
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>>7089258

They were the absolute nadir of the fandom, as far as I'm concerned. The worst of the worst.
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>>7088785
Thanks!
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>>7089327
Surely her mane isnt that sticky
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>>7089299
[N-NEGATIVE]
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>>7089378
It is sometimes.
But I wouldn't mind.
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>>7089315
Funny thing is that you're part of the problem.

The grace MLPG ought to master is
not replying

Then again, I guess it's the infernal sickness of this website.
>>
Hey MLPG
what are you listening to?
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>Get perfect runs on both Eeyore and the elephant
Goddamn you told me this game had challenge
>Piglet
I'm a fucking weakling I'm so sorry
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>>7089401

WHAT DO YOU WANT DERRICK?!
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8IlYf5Ktg
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>>7089239
One person asked me to write about poison joke experimentation with teenage Cheerilee. That was pretty fun.

Rarity was there too because I'm one of those faggots that believe the filly in Rarity's play was Cheerilee.
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>>7089371
you should have seen me two days ago after I went off the deep end over artillery on world of tanks. I tried vodka to quell the fires of my rage. THEY ONLY BURNED HOTTER.
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>>7089413
SOMETHING FOR ME TO PANDORA TO
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>>7089407
stop trying
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>Owl

Fuck this game. I'm done. I'm sorry, /co/.
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>>7089375
This place loves tinfoil hat scares.
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>>7089407
You are unworthy to face the dark one.
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>>7089398

>not replying

I can't believe there are seriously people who think this shit works.

You're not going to end all the shitposting in the thread by not responding to it. People ARE going to get pissy over nothing and they WILL feel the need to shit all over anyone that contributes.
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>>7089424
Please Anon post the stallion slut fic.
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>>7089401
The sound of vacuums
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9J-YBkquQg
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>>7089430

DerrIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
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>>7089442
the Jews run Canadian cartoons!
Buying moots passes only furthers the agenda!
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>>7089375
>>7089442
go back to the piss
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>>7089457
>If we ignore the evil in the world the wars will go away!
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>>7089477
How 'bout I fuck you in the ass instead, DT.
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>>7089339
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. There are literally people from both /mlp/ and /pol/ who come here to try to destabilize MLPG.

Remember, this really is a thing, and it's best to completely ignore anything that looks like it might be bait.
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>>7089477

But I've been here all summer!

But no seriously, eat my ass.
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
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>>7089477
>Go back to Africa movement
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>>7089459
Not until the general behaves.

You can't throw a tantrum and expect a treat.
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>>7089471
Everything is pandering!
The bronies are infiltrating every echelon of the production team!
Every poster is sentenal!
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>>7089483
>shitpostin is akin to evil and war
Whoa there, sugarcube
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>>7089499
A-Alright
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>>7089457
Yes, but 90% of the shit is replies. It snowballs and grows and destroys threads. It destroys boards. Websites are destroyed because the userbase does not understand one of the most fundamental principles of internet posting:
Do not feed the trolls.
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>>7089502
Hey Tex!

Did you ever Re-do that Scootaloo and Anon picture?
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>>7089502
>Nightcall
>Not the superior Pacific Coast Highway
Kavinsky is rad
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>>7089395
What would you do if you gave Pinkie Pie a great big hug (or got one from her)

But ended up getting stuck to her?
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>>7089483
>contributors are evil
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>>7089483
>comparing post on an anonymous imageboard to war
#WOW
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>>7089512
>I just want attention
You're in the right place
>>
Jesus Christ the bat hitbox in this game makes no fucking sense

I swear to fucking god the exact same position, swing, hit etc. sends it in stupidly different directions every turn.
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>>7089512
What can I do for you, anon?
Please.
PPppleassseee....
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>>7089407
>Perfect runs
Impressive
>Levels one and two
You havent seen the things I've seen.
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>>7089477
Let's be honest though. This place over reacts to tonnes of shit.
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>>7089531
Then I would consider myself extremely lucky.
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>>7089442
I used to scoff at baseless rumors

Then /mlp/ happened
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The only contributor I have anything against is BDN. I don't really hate him, I've just been waiting A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR for him to finish part 2 of that one twifu story. You know, the mind control part.
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>>7089522

This? >>7086821
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>>7089538
>>7089545
ahaha
pathetic faggot
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SXC1Y4CGA

That newest EP was chill, reminded me a little bit of Burial if you ask me
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>>7089512
listen, anon
You can't judge all of us by the actions of the shitlords
Either post it or don't, quit stringing us along
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>>7088751
I try
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>>7089553
Really?

Even if she was stuck on you in a compromising and impractical way?

And you had to go to work?
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>>7088429
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>>7089575
Yes!

I didn't realize you'd just posted it today! Horray!

Thanks! Will look forward to seeing it finished if you ever feel like finishing it!
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>>7089539
are you frustrated?
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>>7089575
You one of my favorite contributors.
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Hope this looks a little more unique compared to the dash hair.
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>>7088751
Calling the shit out of X1Y8
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>>7089232
If engaging in carnal pleasures while vising, do not fear for your reputation. Promiscuity does not have the same stigma for them it does in our human culture. This fact, despite what you may think, does not mean Ponies as a species are especially promiscuous. On average a Ponies libido is slightly less then your average human. Please see chapter 9:laws to find which pony towns and cites have legalized prostitution.

-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089577
Hey, man, I just want to masturbate.
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>>7089625
2cute
have you drawn Scorpio pone yet?
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>>7089625
I like it!
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>>7089594
Well... We would work together at Sugarcube Corner in my autistic Pinkifag waifu fantasy so it might not be too much of a problem.
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>>7089625
Much better.
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>>7089618
How long till the hateanons chase him away?
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>>7089625
She's lovely.
Almost makes up for her being a pegasus. I kid, though.
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>>7089638
Not yet, I can draw her either tomorrow or sunday. Her and Capricorn are my favorite designs of the bunch.
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>>7089625
She reminds me a bit more of Applejack then Dash, actually, with that air style. Its cute, nonetheless.
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>>7089657
>implying you can dhase away tex
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>>7089625
oh
oh yes
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>>7089625
Yiss. Do scorpio next. Kinda hard to waifu a Hub OC without good art.
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>>7089650
Tell me more about these autistic waifu fantasies.
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>>7089695
agreed. I think now is a good time for such a discussion.
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>>7089650
Except now Pinkie has to do all the work using only her back legs
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>>7089625
I love it, more horoscope pone when?
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>>7089657
Why do you do this, anon?

Why do you post things that you know will cause an argument over nothing?

Is this fun for you?
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>>7089284

I'm here. Sorry, I missed your post. What's up?
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>>7089699
>[s]
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>7089699
at least tell us what your name is so I know who to yell at later when it's not posted
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>>7089699

Cool spoiler tags.
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>>7089657
>implying people like Tex or LK can be chased off
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>>7089721
Spending lots of time on the sub
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>>7089721
>>7089726
those are ponychan's
>>
how do you get rid of that nasty metallic taste on your tongue that you get sometimes?
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>>7089738
GAME OVER I'M OUT
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>>7089735
doing what? the quest board is the only really active one.
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>>7089711
>>7089694
Ah screw it, I'll do one more. Can you guys gimme a ref of her? I was a dingus and never saved it.
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>>7089657
Tex is smart enough to realize that hateanons are just the same two or three guys
>>
Anyone else having a problem with 4chan x not linkifying dead posts?
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>>7089727
Good contributors are like a fine single malt

A chaser does nothing for them
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>>7089752
Yes
It's a 'feature'
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>>7089695
>>7089704
Isn't it a bit early?
Oh well...
How about after we've been married for a while, and because we are of different species and can't have children....
We adopt a little filly together.
>>
Aries is best pone

this is a fact
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>>7089744
The regular has that annoy problem where one cannot even post a single because it regard it as spam and toss away.
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Didja fuhgeddabout me already?
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>>7089746
http://derpiboo.ru/tags/scorpio
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>>7089746
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>>7089746
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>>7089744
Being a janitor there.
he is Pagemaster.
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>>7089759
How do you do it?
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>>7089763
Maybe if you are a faggot
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>>7089769
Why did Babs sound like she had downs?
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>>7089773
>VRISKA
>NOT KANAYA
you disgust me
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>>7089775
Pagemaster is a janitor on the sub?

Wow, huh.

I thought the admin ran it alone?
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>>7089761
Yup, that's pretty autistic alright.
You didn't give her a stupid name, did you?
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>>7089746
Have the chart.
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>>7089781
Would you let him ram you?
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>>7089746
>jessy drawing more pone
YES
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>>7089746
thank you based Jessy
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>>7089784
Because she is from Jersey.
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>>7089798
gross
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>>7089795
>implying Leo isn't the best

Get on my level, niggas.
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>>7089761
Does she ride around on your shoulder because she's too big to be dada's hat anymore?
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>>7089773
>Vriska

even i know she's a spider bro
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>>7089788
but I posted the scorpio, not the virgo
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>>7089808
I thought she was from New-York.

Are you trying to trick me, m8?
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>>7089788

>homosuck tards
>those comments posted earlier today
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>>7089769

Fugeddabout you?

Fugeddabout it.
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>>7089793
She's already got a name.
Scootaloo.
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>>7089817
She's the most adorable for sure
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>>7089795
I'd be more inclined to read horoscopes if they were represented by ponies more often.
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>>7089720

Hello? Please respond.
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>>7089832
...Wait, seriously?
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>>7089818
Why do you do this to me?
>>
Babs' voice creates small vibrations in the air with her voice that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny razors.
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>>7089795
>Sagittarius
I can't deal with this
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>>7089839
I think you might have missed him.
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>>7089795
>Mine is the worst
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>>7089841
I-it's just a little fantasy, anon....
Please, I already feel bad enough.
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>>7089852

I know that feel, it's not even a cute mare. 0/10 would not hug.
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>>7089855
So you're a Libra, too?
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>>7089860
Yep, same here. Why did I have to get a colt? ;_;
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I just can't
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>>7089845
Making other people feel as bad as I do every day helps ease the pain. It's incredibly selfish but it's one of the few things I've found that works. Drinking only makes it worse, and I still managed to make an alcoholic out of myself trying to drink the pain away. I wish I was making this up just to shitpost.
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>>7089852

are you having difficulties accepting an archery pony?
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>>7089855
>mfw I get twins

I love dem twins
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>>7089561
I'm sorry.

I've been working on it, next week at latest. I intend to finish up this Twaifu business here so I can finally move on to my dream of an even more obnoxious self-insert Twaifufic series that goes from arriving in ponyville to meeting her and slowly falling in lvoe and more[/spoiler ]
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>>7089628
Though typical recreational drugs sold in pony stores will not effect you, if you bring your own you will not be arrested for possession or consumption of such drugs. Equestira does not have anti-drug laws, instead focusing on a very well funded treatment and carefully regulated legal sales and labeling all drugs with instructions for the safest way to use such substances.

-Chapter 9 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089866
Nope

Saggy
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>>7089872
How did you get past Owl?
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>>7089857
It's fine.
Your fantasies are still far less creepy than mine.
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>>7089866
Not him but I would trade my Taurus for your Libra.

>>7089838
There are many things I would watch or do if they use that style of ponies.
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>>7089888
Hit the ball enough times, duh.
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>>7089883

>not only is his sign a cute mare, it's fucking twins

Eat shit, I hope you choke on those ponies, asshole.
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>>7089879
he's not even STRONG
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>>7089888
Hit the ball, idiot.
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>>7089650
CORWIN WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FIC YOU PROMISED YOU'D SEND ME
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>>7089625
Draw Twiligth and Celestia bath time
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>>7089886
Well of course they have no drug laws if all their shit is so weak it can't even affect a human.
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>>7089886
>humans are immune to magic pony drugs
fuck that
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>>7089908
He's stronger than you.
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>>7089888
Mostly luck, the game is not even fair to begin with.
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>>7089884
I would read that.
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>>7089879
I wanted my sign to be a qt mare, instead I got a gigantic winged faggot
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>>7089921
>that one HFY where WEED ends up killing half of the aliens the human passed it out to
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>>7089892
Spill the beans anon. There's no judgement here.
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>>7089921
Stop trying to apply logic here. Think about this: he said there are NO LAWS, then he said they have REGULATIONS.

It's straight up shitty writing.
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>>7089848
>>7089826
>>7089808

>tfw your family is from New York
>tfw your cousin just got married to a guy with the most violently heavy and contagious Long Island accent you've ever heard
>tfw Babs makes you think of them
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>>7089896
>taurus
>tfw
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>>7089903
>I hope you choke on those ponies

oh my
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>>7089887
>not liking archery pon
>>7089896
But she's not even that cute! Capricorn is much cuter. Besides Taurus is fine.
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>>7089908

or a centaur. and i don't see him being all hyper-masculine and dominating in no kinky "Fifty Shades of Grey"-type way, neither. what the hell, Fen. you lied to me about the archery horse.
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>>7088751
Dat was fun
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>>7089903
jellous much
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constellation poen? noice material
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>>7089942
>no anti-drug laws
>regulated sales
>no anti-drug laws
>anti-drug laws
>anti-drug laws

Learn to read, faggot.
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>>7089929
That's good to hear.

Even if it is mainly for me, I do hope as many others as possible will enjoy it.
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>>7089979
Regulated sales are anti-freedom.

It's anti-drug.
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>Netflix
>Recommends me My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>"Based off your interest in: Monk, Mythbusters and Top Gear (U.K.)

Man what
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>>7089975
I wonder if the bible tastes like HERESY
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>>7089941
Mine is a sexual fantasy. Not cute and innocent like yours.
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>>7089975
Heya Japanon.
Or at least I'm assuming you're Japanon, since I haven't seen that colored yet.
Got a zodiac pony that caught your fancy?
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>>7089795
Is it just me or does Capricorn resemble Vincent from Catherine?

Hell ,the horns even look the same when he is in his nightmare sheep form.
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>>7089917
I've been doing other things. Artistic things.
Please. You've been so patient.
I promise I'll send you the last bit this weekend.
Please.
Please
And there are still other Pinkiefags here, I shouldn't be that easy.
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>>7089795
This artist did good job on these ponifications didn't she?
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>>7089952

He doesn't even shoot regular arrows. It's a fucking plunger.

Arrows wouldn't even be too violent, there are already canon weapons in the show.
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Don't mind me, just having the best sign and the best zodiacpony

someone's colored this, right?
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>>7090004
>Monk
Twilight
>Mythbusters
Dash and Pinkie
>Top Gear
Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack
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>>7090015
I NEED TO HEAR IT.
Come one, now.
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>>7089922
look wait till we get to chapter ten. We aren't immune to magic drugs, because the magic ones are not sold in stores, ponies are just lightweights and most their shit is weak as hell or some of it basically like catnip, it just works on ponies.
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>>7089975
that's a nice Yoshi
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>>7089975
you should draw one.
specifically, Scorpio.
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>>7090030

Yeah, Dooks did right?
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>>7089952
Sagittarius?

More like sad-ass-a-gay-ieous
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>>7090031
That makes sense to me.
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>>7090030
It has been.
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>>7090031
Jamie isn't like Dash at all
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>>7090030
My fucking Leo nigga
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>>7090004

it's happening.
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>>7090004
I can't get YouTube to stop recommending me shitty sex flashes of the ponies.

THIS COMPUTER IS BRAND NEW AND I'M NOT LOGGED IN PLS STOP
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>>7089888
Owl wasn't too bad, if you just pretend the ball's moving in a straight line through the middle of the squiggle. I just cannot get Tigger though, record's 18 so far.
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>>7090046
QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
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>>7090031
Who the duck is Dash is that logic?

Who the fuck is Flutershy?
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>>7090030
someone said dooks did but I haven't seen it
have this instead
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>>7090020
Working at sugarcube corner seems to be very indicative of you. I haven't seen another pinkiefag be this specific.

I used to be pretty obvious while I frequented here for some reason, I think
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>>7088888
Nice quints.
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>>7090032
Sheesh. Fine.
A few days ago some kind Anon spun me a tale about big-sister/little-brother incest involving Celestia. I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.
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>>7089852
He is a fun guy!
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>>7090086
>forty minutes later
>>>/v/
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>>7090073

A+++++
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>>7090039
yes I'd try it. Sagittarius sucks for appearance.
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>>7090073
Is it just me or does Leo pone kinda look like Lyra with a braided tail?
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>>7089998
man americans got some broken ass brains. i bet you get pissed at seat belts laws too despite statistics showing a dropping by a full half in automobile deaths after it passed.

And when I say regulations I'm talking about the same kind food and shit gets, making sure you don't get tainted or spoiled product.
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>>7090105
Holy shit this is awe-
>stupid huge dick
0/10
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>>7090120
the colors are off, but I can see it
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>>7090105
right in the boner.
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>>7090058

>And off he goes, the Stag in the Pferd Taurus for a spin round the track, let's see if he can beat his last time!
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Chrysalis is a very tonguey pony
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>>7089975
>>7089975
>>7089975
Hey Japananon, can you please finish Femsombra seducing Shining?
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>>7090105
>Boner from horoscope ponies

Just when I think I hit rock bottom, I find myself in a sink hole
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>>7090120
It's Lyra's face.

And people say their faces are all the same.
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>>7090120
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>>7089761
See

As for me Twilight would probably find some magic that will let my seed bloom in her, and it will come out as a cute unicorn, boy or girl doesn't matter
And she has to do it soon because when she becomes an alicorn she will be no longer fertile, and wants at least one child as a proof of our years together

Come, beat my autism
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>>7090104

>mfw i started that

FREUD AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US
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>>7090144
Well that explains why I found her so cute.
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>>7090120
I think that EVERY time I see it, and I don't know why.
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>>7090023
>you will never put a flower in your favorite princess' mane
>>
Can someone post that gif of Applejack and Crystal pone tilting their heads?
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>>7090073
>>7090120
>>7090145
Why is Lyra a furry now?

I thought we had something special ;_;
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>>7089625
quick coloring is go!

I'll try to revise it and ink it later in the afternoon if I'm not swamped in homework
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>>7090166
is wiggleneck contagious
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>>7090172
Dooks please
please
finish Lyra?
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>>7090171
somehow Lyra is like a reverse furry, instead she wears human skin
real human skin
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>>7090172
I love you
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>>7090186

God that is adorable.

Especially when they're tilting their heads toward the screen.
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>>7090171
she's always been a otherkin in fanon
deal with it
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>WORST EPISODES OF THE SEASON EVER

OWTEW
MMDW
TCE - P1
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>>7090153
Oh, yeah?
And how about when she's immortal and you're a mere human?
HOW ABOUT THEN?
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>>7090157
It was so wrong and yet it felt so right.
Thanks for getting the snowball rolling.
I hope I cross paths with that Anon again someday...I saw he tried to solicit my attention on New Years but I wasn't around to respond.
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>>7090208
>TCE
>not SAYS
>>
W-would Pinkie still like me if I just gave her a big ol smooch out of nowhere?
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>>7090189
>not naming it properly
you had one job
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>>7090139
She has such gorgeous eyes.
I'd love to stare into them while we let our tongues fool around.
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>>7090186
>>7090186
>>7090186
THIS.

Requesting from some adorabledrawfag Flitter and Cloudchaser and gemini ponies doing this to each other (Flitter x zoneGemini and Cloudchaser x second).

I need it.
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>>7090226
It's not THAT bad
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>>7090217
say, did the rest of the old guard show up on NYE like last year? It was refreshing to see old names again.
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>>7090197
this is going to be my burden

as I said, if I'm not swamped in homework I'll >try to finish it.


>>7090204
O-oh god anonymous.
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>>7090208
I'd say RW p1 for season 2.
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>>7090231
Unfortunately anon, yes. As a friend. She'd simply take is as an enthusiastic gesture of friendship.
>>
Which pony likes homestuck the most/
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>>7090232
Oh whoops I didn't realize I was supposed to name it a certain way
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>>7090034
>wait till we get to chapter ten

also saying this makes me wish I wasn't a garbage writer. I don't really like traditional style fanfics but I think making some sort of fake textbook or tourist guidebook about Equestria would be kinda fun. probably because I am terminally autistic and should die.
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>>7090245
I couldn't find a single thing I liked about that episode.

I really wish Spike could get a decent episode.
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>>7090231
If Pinkie doesn't just smooch you out of nowhere herself, then she probably wouldn't want you to.
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>>7090205
I thought that scene was the cutest thing.
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>>7090266
What the fuck is Homestuck?
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>>7090238
>While my brain leaks out
FIXED.
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>>7090264
>as a friend

But...what if I did it for a long time, really hard?

I doubt her other friends do that
>>
question

Pinkie x ____
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>>7090283
I want to know if that tongue works as a sounding implement.
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>>7090214

Assuming she doesn't develop age magic just to prevent this from happening

That's where I tell her how beautiful she is even as I fade away. I can only tell her not to be sad as I lie old and dying. If her research into age magic has failed, I tell her that all she has to do is stay with me until my time comes. We were never fated to be, but we fought for our love, and ow that it's fading away, we must soak ourselves in it while it lasts.

I only hope that my last words to her will be that I will always love her.
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>>7090232
there are you happy
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>>7090252
Is that Lyra's crotch.
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>>7090299
Twist
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>>7090247

most turned out. it was like the mob bosses at an underworld funeral.

ya gonna come, ya gonna pay ya respects, ya mooks, an if ya cause trouble, why we gonna put ya in a pine box. leave ya gats in da car.
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>>7090247
I dunno. Don't really remember.
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>>7090299
Pinkie
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>>7090252
>>7090172
Could you meanwhile color Jalm's ponyscopes please?
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>>7090299
ME
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>>7090299
>anything that moves
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>>7090299
Pinkie
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>>7090299
Fluttershy

Everyone x Fluttershy
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>>7090299

Femsnails.
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>implying Aries isnt thr best horoscope
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>>7090299
The entire town. Pinkie doesn't party small.
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>>7090283
>>7090300
it's kissing
why can't it just stay as that
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>>7090299
Pokey butt.
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>>7090302
Well...
I must say, that's pretty bad.
But what if the only way for you to survive would be for her to give up her powers?
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>>7090308
Both Cakes. Loving polyamorous relationship.
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>>7090252
>sexualizing Lyra
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>>7090299
male Fluttershy
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>>7090327

>tfw nobody likes this ship

It's seriously the best
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>>7090171
>>7090207

I like thinking she's a free-spirit and a bit of a weirdo who gets caught up in strange stuff and pursues it very intensely for a few years until she moves on to something else.

Bonbon keeps her more-or-less in check and keeps her from doing anything dangerous, but she still gets the limits of her patience tested almost daily from Lyra's antics.
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>>7090332
I still want to see this, actually.
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>>7090326
Use normal cute ponies for kissing.
Chrysalis has so much more potential.
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>>7090331
>implying she wouldn't want to be sexualized
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>>7090339
It's just old and burned out, and we haven't seen old pokey for two seasons.
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>>7090331
Is it sexual if I want to cuddle and hold pony close to my heart?
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>>7090339
I dunno, I think it's kinda cute
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>>7090313
>>7090172
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>>7090351
It would be sexual for her.
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>>7090326
you ever seen Men In Black 2? that scene where Serleena shoves her tongue-tentacle about a foot into Rip Torn's ear? that's why it can never be normal kissing with Chrysalis. because a long time ago, we realized exactly what we can do with really long tongues.
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>>7090350

It never had any content to get burned out on in the first place. PinkieDash is burned out. PokeyPie never even got a chance.
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>>7090363
Stealth-sexual is my fetish
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>>7090358
Goddamnit I can't get over 'scorpio's tail is just hair and she gets mad if you don't pretend to be poisoned when she 'stings' you' fanon.
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>>7090299
Nan.
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>>7090331
I honestly don't think Lyra would mind too much.
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>>7090331
>>7090252
>>7090304
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>>7090342

>"Lyra, what the hell is in these boxes?"
>"Pogs!"
>"Lyra, they're locking the door to the bathroom."
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>>7090358
I'm one step ahead of you.
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>>7090303
Extremely!

Updated with three more. If I missed you somehow, I'm sorry. Check here for instructions >>7088751
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>>7090347
but normal cute ponies aren't Chrysalis
she's got the long flexible tongue
the dangerous yet enticing fangs
the need to feed off your love
the sexy green eyes

it feels like such a waste to only use her for extreme fetish stuff and nothing else
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>>7090329
She mustn't. I won't allow it. That would mean giving up on all her big dreams and aspirations, why I came to lover her in the first place. I won't allow her to be reduced to nothing just for me. Of course, knowing her, she'd do it anyway, in which case I'll just have to dedicate the rest of my existence into finding a way to return her powers.


I have a thing for these sorts of themes. If I ever turned my shitty Dash fic into a series the theme will be how no matter what, Dash and you can never be truly together.
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>>7090389

I agree. This is a good thing.

Also Scrimmage
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>>7090332
there really isn't enough of the main 6 taking advantage of/coercing r63!fluttershy.
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>>7090172
Holy crap that was fast. Thanks!
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>>7090375

oh, don't worry, she has a sewing needle shoved up in there somewhere, coated with wasp venom. you'll notice.
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>>7090351
I would hug pony nonsexually so much.
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>>7090375
you just want to play dead and make her cry again
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>>7090419
YISS.
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>>7090390
Is it bad if I would rush into marriage with a strange pony I only just met?
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>>7090406
>Never be truly together
NONSENSE.
THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY.
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>>7090342

>Lyra and Bonbon's flat undergoes a complete change of decor every three or so years
>but only in half of it
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>>7090399
You forgot to color in Scorpio's snout.
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>>7090422
>wasp venom
>not a paralytic
Even horoscopes have fetishes, anon.
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>>7090419
Yes, thank you
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>>7090447
that's a ram ear
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>>7090419
I hope you draw Aquarius soon.
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>>7090419
Neat!
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>>7090419
SCAHPIA
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>>7090419
Horray!
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>>7090447
looks like capricorn's ear.
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>>7090374
>you and pony cuddling under a blanket in a room full of other people or ponies on a cold winters night, everyone chatting and drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace and just hanging out
>everyone just thinks your sleepily snuggling.
>under the blanket you're secretly slowly, gently fucking.
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>>7090404
I don't know about you all, but I'd rather have both.
Cuddly lovey doveys and horrific mind rape by the cute bug queen.
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>>7090433
That was fucking cute.
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>>7090439
I think it would be strange if you didn't.
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>>7090465
>>7090477
Her other ear shouldn't be visible from that angle.
I think it's Scorpio's nose
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>>7090482
>Fucking.
>Not you rubbing her off
Please, anon, think practically.
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>>7090482
>by the end of the night everyone else is too
>with varying degrees of subtlety
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>>7090485
Where would I ever find a ring big enough?

No seriously. Pony hooves are freakishly huge for ring wear.
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>>7090482
Nah, like
doing something sexually but the other person doesn't realize it's sexual
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>>7090482
O-oh god.
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>>7090419
GEMINI
SLEEPY
IN PAJAMAH
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>>7090497
You put the ring on the horn, anon.
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>>7090497
I would get her a human ring to wear around her neck on a necklace.
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>Lyra is the pony that loves you
Do you return that love?
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>>7090494
>that faggot in the corner with Pinkie isn't even trying to hide it
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>>7090483
I wouldn't mind both either. I can't get off to the crazy fetish stuff, but some folks do and that would please them. Just so long as we got some cute-and-cuddly as well.
Only thing is, we get a ton of crazy fetish stuff, but no cute-and-cuddly at all.
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>>7090482
wait hang on i thought your post said stealth-sex
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>>7090442
Of course, there might be a happy end.

But you'll have to earn it through suffering.

If you read the fic in question, that play you and Dash watched would have been an analogue for the whole story.
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>>7090514
what if I want to marry a pegasus or earth pone?
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>>7090523
no
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>>7090514
That's still a big ring
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>>7090482

>fucking her
>not just fingering her while she rubs your cock with her hoof

broski
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>>7090523
Of course I do.
She's the most beautiful background horse.
And I'm assuming no other pones like me that way.
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>>7090498
yeah i read your post wrong my bad
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>>7090523
YES YES YES
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>>7090531
Around her neck.
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I can't stop watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijzMnFr-8Tc
Help me. Please
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>>7090482
>mfw I did that once
It was exhilirating.
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>>7090531
pegasus: bracelet around the base of the wing
earth pone: ring around the other horn
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>>7090523
Perhaps.
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>>7090514
>You will never slide your engagement ring on Lyra's majestic horn as she smiles with her tear filled eyes closed
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>>7090508
>you make her cum and she has to disguise her little involuntary gasp-moan by fake coughing.
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>>7090523
I'd rather Bonbon.
She's the pretty one.
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>>7090557
Incorrect they have leg rings.
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>>7090482
Kinda sorta did that
It was fingering and playing with her belly button though
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>>7090523
I don't really know anything about her.
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>>7090523
I...is this a trick question?

I wouldn't know how NOT to
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>>7090557
>being gay
What the hell would I do for a female earth pone?
Give her a clit piercing?
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>>7090572
I know right?
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>>7090568
>not simply having her bite down on your finger
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>>7090585
Now THERE's an idea.
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>>7090568
anon pls
pls
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>>7090572
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>>7090482
>>7090568
>>7090597
holy unf
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>>7090594
I like when pony feed bag
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>look up Scorpio on Derpibooru
>first result
http://derpiboo.ru/201355
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>>7090524
>Pinkie outright straddles him, their eyes locked together, half the time lavishing sloppy kisses upon each other
>she wiggles and bounces on him
>the blanket drapes about her shoulders, letting anyone behind them get an easy peak straight down to them
>but perhaps the biggest tip-off is that Pinkie won't stop singing a dirty version of "Let It Snow"
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>>7090594
>>7090608
2pretty4me
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>>7090600
CLIT PIERCING IT IS.
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>>7090614
god I love night threads.
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>>7090622
that's not a pony
that's not a pony at all
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>>7090585
it wouldn't work on guy either because horse dicks go inside a sheath when soft.

if you wanted a vaugually sexual ring placement just put it around the very base of the tail
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>>7090623
As long as I was getting it with Pinkie, I don't think I'd care what anyone thought of me.
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>>7090655
But anon

You're on live international television!
>>
Tell me more.
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>>7090693
Good. Then everyone knows she's mine and I'm hers.
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>>7090698
Okay.
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>>7090653
That could be incredibly cute, actually.
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>>7090623
>Pinkie singing dirsty songs
GOD DAMN
UNF
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>>7090693
>Pinkie Pie has a hidden camera show where she pranks stallions into fucking her
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>>7090698
In the afterlife
You'd be headed for some serious strife
So now dance and sing all day
For tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
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>>7090698
Game over. Please deposit 50 quarters.
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>>7090702
>jailed for bestiality
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>>7090713
hahaha, you sure pranked me good Pinkie!
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>>7090585
>Get punk pony girlfriend
>Your wedding ceremony ends in giving her 2 ear-rings, a tongue ring, a clit ring, 2 labial piercings and a lip ring

>You completely disgust your family by the end of it
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>>7090713
The prank is....people get to see them fuck her?

Pinkie must not think very highly of herself
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>>7090729
I'd fight it all the way to the supreme court, because she has a human mind.
We'd set a precedent, anon.
We'd usher in a new era of human-pone relations.
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>>7090713
>sometimes she tries wooing younger colts
>jumps away at the last possible minute before they mount her
>laughs it off and bounces away singing 'fooled you' over and over
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>>7090729
>Bestiality
>With a creature that has its humanity

lel no
That's discrimination
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>>7090713
>I totally got you good, anon
>You're such a faggot
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>>7090744
>Human x pony wedding

>Put a collar around pony wife and lead her out
>The bride side of the family simultaneously vomits and curses
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>>7090470
Well I stream art every saturday at 4PM. I'm not sure if it will be a request stream, but I'll be sure to doodle some Aquarius afterwards or during the stream.
I'm tired so I'm gunna go pass out, g'night guys.
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cock goes where
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>>7090784
pony
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>>7090784
IN THE PARTY WHOLE
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>>7090758
>The camera zooms in on them crying.
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>>7090751
>>7090764
>Everytime they put her on the witness stand she acts like a normal dumb horse and keeps trying to nibble on the mic
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>>7090784
I'll take it if no one else will
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>>7090803
That precocious little pink pone, I couldn't stay mad at her.
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>>7090795
I know I would
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>>7090655

she's almost definitely the best lay of the mane six, because as much as she enjoys sex herself, she's always concerned primarily with making sure her partner is enjoying him/her/them/itself. just imagine gliding into that young marecunt, stretched by so many horsecocks over the years, but still tight enough to make you shudder when you draw out. the warm, fuzzy, pink flesh that mirrors each move you make, rising and falling with your breath, heaving and grunting with your thrusts. the ability to be at one moment the nicest friend in the world, the best listener and most stalwart companion, and the next the nastiest girl under Celestia's yellow sun, each word that comes out of her mouth dripping with filth.

and no matter what you want, she knows exactly what you want, because she wants nothing more than for you to get it.
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>>7090803
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL
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>>7090653
whoa wait hang on this made me think of something. hows this for an erotic artical of clothing for ponies.

A ring that wrapes around the very base of he tail where it connects to the body. From the ring dangles a bunch of thin strings or chains, decorated with a bunch of pretty, small gemstones or beads and feathers depending on how cheap it is.

It'd be like a beaded curtain, mostly hiding he good parts of constantly giving small tantalizing glimpses of the prize. Also the small jewelery chains would probably constantly gently crassness tickle and tease her most intimate parts as she moves, keeping her in the mood.
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so are you guys ready for the futashy contest to end tomorrow? I hope she posts all the art she got, I bet there's some really awful stuff.
I think atryl will win if he competes
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>>7090784
OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE
WAIT LET ME THINK
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>>7090784
You wanna put your what in my where?
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>>7090803
>not causing the entire courtroom to break into a coordinated song-and-dance routine
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>>7090803
>as the guilty verdict is read you look at her
>she's just smirking
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>>7090820
>Stretched out by so many horsecocks
NO
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>>7090846
>pinkie stays dumb horse the whole time
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>>7090795
now I'm sad...
can't a kind mare come along and give those poor colts a kiss and a hug and maybe a gentle sexing?
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>>7090849
>She magics a glass of water over and takes a drink
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>>7090860
Fine, Diamond Dog knots.
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>>7090828
There's never been a more appropriate time to post this.
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what goes on behind closed doors
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>>7090820
Pinkie is too...springy to get stretched out.
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>>7090871
That's what Slutty mares are for!
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>>7090880
pfff
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>>7090629
but horses dont have external clits
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>>7090860

she's everyone's best friend, bro. everyone's "very special friend". comfort is her specialty.
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So clearly a male Lyra would really really want to bone a human female, right?
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>>7090880
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>>7090880
>the joke is sex
Fuck it, I still laughed.
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>>7090898
You are a monster and a liar.
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>>7090849
>They drag you away to death row
>You keep shouting your innocence as she watches you go
>"SHES A CHICKEN I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
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>>7090880
Pinkie and who?
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>>7090903
>>7090908
The joke is always sex, but in this case it's funny because you're expecting the classic misdirection.
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>>7090880

Dohohoho
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Weee
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>>7090880
it's actually hilarious
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>>7090880
>>7090880
Will you ever finish applejakc season?
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>>7090880
Who is the stallion?
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>>7090914
pokey pierce I think, hard to tell
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>>7090880
>deaddovedonoteat,jpg
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>>7090913
>she really is a giant chicken
>this doesn't help your case in the slightest
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>>7090913
>death penalty for bestiality
what kind of third-world shithole do you live in?
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>>7090880
welp

You actually got me
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>>7090880

Hahahahhaha
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>>7090913
>executing the insane
>death row for bestiality

Are you that stupid?
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>>7090899
a stereotypical male lyra would be all over a human of either gender
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>>7090903
>>7090908
>the joke is sex
More now than ever really

I'm just so tired of the old gag where it sounds like sex talk but then they bust in and it turns out they're having ice cream or playing mortal kombat or some shit

hey here's an idea if it sounds like sex what the fuck are you doing busting in
you fucking busta
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>>7090880
you got me, GG
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>>7090929
Hes gonna pop her balloon.
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>>7090920
ha!
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>>7090929
Ah, that makes sense. I always figured he'd want to pop her balloons.
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>>7090948
>mlpg's favorite magazine
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hap birthday to sb
i didn't have a very good artistic year, but i bet it would have been shittier without his influence
i think i already missed him though, dammit
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>>7090948
more fluttershy stallion quest when?
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>>7090912

gotta shaaaaaaaare, gotta caaaaaaaaare.

why don't you want to share her, anon? afraid you'll lose her? or maybe you just don't want anyone else to be happy, all pent-up and tense all the time?
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>>7090954
NOW GO WORSHIP MY TUMBLR!
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>tfw you miss someone asking if you're here
>you might never know what they wanted
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>>7090948
A little change doesn't hurt I guess, and sex IS the funniest joke as always.
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>>7090926
POKEY!
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>>7090979
>It's not about farts.
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>>7091021
pokeymon?
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>>7090993
Your words are like poison.
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