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Which pony would you go with on a long relaxing car drive and why?

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>>7084621
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>rape
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>>7088022
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The jerk store called....
They're running out of you!
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You ass hole jew bags!

No one told me your supposed to HOLD the mouse button in this bull shit baseball game!
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Why isnt the dark lord your desktop yet?
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>>7088035
Well duh, I left ab hour ago.
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>>7087908
>car drive
>not taking pony in your comfy cab as you truck across Europe
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not pinkie

twilight probably, I feel like she could keep herself entertained the best
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>>7087908
>Pinkie

She would be pointing everything that's on the track!
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>>7087908
if you don't contribute, don't use a name
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>>7088035
I'm sorry you think that way
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>>7087908
Applejack
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Is pony the one who is driving? Because I can't drive...
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>>7088085
hue
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>>7088098
hue
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>>7088101
hue
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>>7088095
Why can't you drive?
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>>7088107
saturation
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>>7088085
>he doesn't know Jailbait
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>>7088101
saturation
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>>7088034
DAWWW

I just want to take that Marker Pony, hug her and pound on her tight little ass and pussy until she's a crying mess of tears, semen and blood.
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>>7088034
What's so happy about it?
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>>7088117
New threads to mark.
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>>7088035
Oh yeah?

I well I had hug with your waifue
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>>7088116
She'd die before she cries.
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>>7088052
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>>7088117
It hasn't been ruined yet.
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>>7088117
We survived the apocalypse foretold by the Mayan calendar-makers!
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>>7088126
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>>7088145
Hooray, we defeated circles!
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>>7088132
>tfw already botched my new years resolution of maintaining a reasonable sleep schedule
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>>7088132
>it hasn't been ruined
>Remender's run on Uncanny X-Force has ended

Speak for yourself.
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>>7088126
his waifu is in a coma
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>>7088168
Were the ancient mayans practicing how to draw ponies?
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>>7088173
Rose pls.
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>>7088173
>well, I screwed up once, better pitch the whole mess
just keep fukken trying to fix it you dingus
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>>7088201
>implying Rose comes here
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>>7088190
Yes, that calendar was their last attempt before they said "FUCK IT" and just WENT to Equestria.
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>>7088203
I will, but it's my third day of trying and I've only been getting worse
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>>7088215
>implying Rose isn't too busy licking Panda feet
How does it feel she's no longer pure?
That she has given herself unto the furry?
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>>7088229
TRY HARDER
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>>7088237
but she was already a furry
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>>7088237
I don't really care.
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>>7088237
I don't care.
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What happened to tiara?
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you guys are so boring
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>>7088251
But not as badly as she is now.
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>>7088237
Yeah, whatever
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>>7088177
>Pinkie wakes up from a long coma, shouting "Bosco! Bosco!"
>No one realizes she simply wants a sunday
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>>7088237
I love that panda fursona
I want her butthole
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>>7088237
>Oh noes, she isn't our pure maiden wiafu!
Calm your shit, faggot.
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>>7088245
WELL WHAT THE FUCK
I WOKE UP AT NINE PM TODAY
I HAVE TO BE UP AT SIX THIRTY AM THIS SUNDAY
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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>>7088237
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Guys, rewatching Season 1 feels really good.

Just thought I'd share that with ya'll.
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>>7088262
Drowned in a bathtub filled with MONEY.
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>>7088262
She fell in a mud puddle
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has anyone drawn capricorn pony yet
its so fucking cute i would snuggle with her all night
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>>7088273
>her
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>>7088280
Don't sleep in until 9 PM.
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>>7088284
>furry drawing furry's fursona's doing furry shit
How fitting.
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>>7088290
Weird, I woke up in a tub full of ice.
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>>7088237
Mmm, nigra, your new is cute, but truth to be told she was furry since.. 2002?
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>>7088111
I never really bothered to learn how to. I rarely leave my house other than to go to class, and even if I did, where the fuck would I go? I have no friends to hang out with, no qtπ gf to go out with and/or fuck or a job that warrants the need for me to drive.
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>>7088290

Is it true that he doesn't come here anymore?
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>>7088273
>her
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>>7088285
S1 was really something special

The other seasons arent bad by any extent, but theres something missing
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>>7088295
You know I always wondered, she sings really deep.
Do you think she alters it somehow, you know they can do that with technology these days...
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>>7088324
He lurks as anon.

That's it.
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>>7088295
His fursona is a girl
Check your privilege
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>>7088275
>What the fuck is a joke
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>>7088329

that's why is a good thing that he left
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>>7088333
Quality, cleverness, novelty, fun?
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>>7088342
His fursona is a guy
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>>7088341
PRPL PON
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>>7088342
Ken has explicitly stated that his panda OC is a heterosexual male.
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>>7088356
youre mom is a guy
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>>7088333
I think what's missing might be something inside us.
Something we once had and then lost.
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>>7088262
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>>7088348
A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.[1] Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.[1]
To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous.
A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).
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>>7088356
This, just blatantly feminine.
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First SFW image reply to this post is what I use for the new quest thread on sub.
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>>7088384
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>>7088384
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>>7088387
Grand.
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>>7088366
>youre
It's your're you illiterate moron.
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>>7088341
Why do pontt hav such big head?
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>>7088384
>Posts like this.

I dare you to be any more /b/
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>>7088409
here's a better picture if you want to use it
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>>7088407
>Someone posts about Tiara
>1234554923384 posts about how it's Tiara posting as anon
Just shut up already.
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>>7088415
Since when does /b/ quest?
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>>7088421

fuck off tiara
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>>7088421
>ib4 tiara accusations
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This fucking game.
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>>7088363

Ken's a fucking moron. Those hips, those legs - that's a girl.
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>>7088433
2slow
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>>7088432
>>7088433
2slow
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>>7088415
Isn't your irrational hatred of MLPG more along the lines of what to expect in /b/?
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I would take Pinkie on the long car ride.
Now, you people may thing I'm crazy, but I have a reason:
No other pony would tolerate my constant singing. Pinkie would join in and even lead and we'd have a great time. We'd stop everywhere along the way and take pictures and have a great time.
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>>7088333
>something missing
I have the same feeling. Something about S1 just made me love the ponies so damned much. In S2 and beyond, they're still lovable, but they almost seem like they're more distanced from the audience. S1 felt more personal for some reason, like we were invited to see something special.

Maybe it's how they handle slice of life now as compared to then?
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>>7088441
Now that's what I call cis scum
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would you give her the love?
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>>7088333
Lauren Faust

Sometimes genuine visions means a lot. You may not be able to notice it in a separate episode, if you take it as an example, but the season as whole, the whole picture shows. Little by little, details by detail, aspect by aspect - something IS missing, something is different
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>>7088419
Too late.
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>>7088459
Novelty
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>>7088457
You can try.
You will fail.
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>>7088473
Would I have a choice?
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>>7088333
>>7088459
Is it hard to believe that you're possibly getting burned out on ponies?
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>>7088475
She worked on s2
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>>7088458
I thought the whole "kid learns to animate and becomes brony famous" thing was kind of a neat story
I don't mind talking about him at all, but when it's anon flinging shit for no reason it's kind of annoying
you guys already made him drop his name, why do you keep doing this
what else is there to gain
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>>7088441
>Draw a a flat-chested girl
>claim it's a guy
>instant popularity

And that's how you draw the Onta way.

It's like no one knows how to draw decent traps anymore.

Thank god for Po-Ju.
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>>7088483
Of course.
Unless you say no.
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>>7088462

Fuck you, you PC-Slave hippy. Men and women aren't built the same way. If it's built like a woman, it's a fucking woman, as much as Onta wants to believe otherwise.
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>>7088458
Stop posting about it.
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>>7088449
No, that would be /v/
Remember, ponies and /b/ kinda merged into some sort of horrible monster, /v/ just set shit on fire when they even smelled a giggle.
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>>7088437
it's fucking impossible
without the upgrades
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>>7088505
Well, then I would refuse.
Because it's more fun to resist and fall.
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>>7088510
>ib4 tumblrfags
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>>7088487
Only the script. She left bfore productions started (except opening, it was done for s01 set). And A LOT of things usually changed during production. Wonderbolts Academy is a an example.
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>>7088503
Iono, poju's are basically flat-chested girls too
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>>7088510
If it was born with a vagina and tits, it's a woman. If it was born with a dick and no tits, it's a man.

No two ways about this, no other options.
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>>7088441
>ken doesn't know what his own fursona is
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>>7088510
Traps are a thing, Anon. It takes a lot of work, and sometimes surgery, but it happens.
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>>7088516
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>>7088531
so then what about fictional characters that cannot have their biological gender verified
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>>7088458
The same reason why MLPG loves talking about Sentenal, Ross and past Nathan.

They demonize people to make themselves feel better, to falsely get a grip on social qualities. If one of these caricatures gets popular enough the whole of MLPG will pull itself up on it, irrationally spouting hate without any thought or concession.
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>>7088524
Because I want people to respect my work for the amount of effort I put in it and not just because I slapped some ponies on it and made some anime references and sex jokes.

And I'm lazy
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>>7088547
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>>7088486
Not even that. I still love MLP but there is something definitely missing from S2 and S3.
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>>7088529
Yeah, but he understands my fetishes.
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>>7088553
>TAW_being_right_about_hating_ourselves.png
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>>7088536

And they still look like drag-queens.
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>>7088510
There are feminine men and masculine women, calm your tits.
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Jessy drew Ken, why aren't we calling her furry?
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>>7088517
Well then she'll just pin you down, tear through your clothes and ride you with wild abandon.
And then kill you if you failed to provide any love for sustenance.
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>>7088584

We do.
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>>7088572
You'd be surprised.
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>>7088570
for reference

He may have been a bitch, but he was in the right.

for the most part.
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>>7088475
>>7088486
Don;t get me wrong

I still love ponies and think the show is still doing great, giver or take a weak episode now and then.

But s1 had something the others don't. I don't feel the same way about Sleepless in Ponyville the way I do Look Before you Sleep, or Secet of my Excess the way I do about Dog and Pony Show.

they're all good, but S1 had something....unique
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>>7088553
No, those people really are awful, and a pox on these threads.
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>>7088486
Well, that's the thing, though. I can go back and rewatch the first season and I feel pumped up for more pone. All of the episodes just have this charm me and the other anon here are trying to isolate... is it just novelty? I don't think it is for me.

Again, it's like this closeness that's absent from the newer episodes, I think. I can rewatch most of S2 and get a much less intense version of it though there are some exceptional S2 episodes and S3, even, but it's still missing something.

Lauren really worked in some magic when she was on the team. What did she do to make me like colorful, happy pones?
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>>7088584
Because we don't want to scare off our wiafu.
Her and GG are all we have left!
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>>7088579

You still can't draw a girl and say it's a boy. That's lazy and stupid.
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>>7088486
I got into this just after season two started and feel the same way as >>7088285 does when rewatching it, but not as much for season one and certainly not for season three. So I think it's a combination of being kind of burned out, nostalgia goggles, and maybe just expecting too much from this show, but that may just be me.

There was something about experiencing all of this with everyone for the first time with no expectations that made my first season watching this special.
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>>7088473
No when you say love.....
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>>7088553
>>7088600
case in point
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>>7088598
that's called nostalgia
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>>7088562
>>7088547
>>7088516
>>7088437
...what game?
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>>7088587
Well.... I'd do my best. If it's my life on the line.
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Please do not sexually tease the ponies you interact with. Their body plan makes it more difficult for them to masturbate and frequently must simply stew in their unsatisfied frustration. If you flirt please be prepared to put out, at least for a quickie.

-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7088584
Because she's single now so we have a chance. Don't screw this up, anon!
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>>7088598
>they're all good, but S1 had something....unique
novelty
meaningless nostaliga
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>>7088570
>>7088597
No the fuck he wasn't.

>OH NO OUR CULTURE
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>>7088516
I think I need to see the movie that gif is originally from.
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>>7088584
Jessy is a huge fucking furfag and it has never been in any doubt even since the beginning.

But is it still worth getting worked up over? I mean sure I still hate furries but come on, even I got tired after two years of whining in the general for them to leave.

She's not gonna go.
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>>7088584
She's a Sonic furry
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>>7088607
>"I dont like it therefore everyone must conform to my worldview for someone else's character"
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
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>>7088631
You are growing up anon.
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>>7088600
It's not about the quality of the people, it's about the discussion of them and specifically the multitude in which the discussion happens.
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>>7088619
don't torture yourself
http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
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>>7088614
>every brony equal
>every brony loved

You know, just because some people are hated, it doesn't mean the hate is undeserved.
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>>7088619
No
Save yourself
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>>7088619
http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
You've been warned.
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>>7088584
Jessy used to draw Sonic fanart.

We always knew she was a furry.
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>>7088631
>Hates furries with the passion of a /b/ tard.
>Probably a fan of GG
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>>7088622
>Not fucking pone
>Ever
I'm laughing so hard.
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>>7088584
Jessy is the most worthless piece of shit of all contributors, so it's unsurprising.
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>>7088625
but he was
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Is it weird to not like furries, but love ponies, who them selves are furry?
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>>7088635

>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."

Not as stupid as you.
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>>7088622
>You will never learn just how easy it is to sexually satisfy a pent up pony
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>>7088625
>HURRR
He was right. We don't have anyone to hate anymore. If Hopo had made that plushie just six months later, wed would have ran him out of the thread. Instead, we saw it as 'us' attacking 'them' with a fuckhole plushtoy. He's not saying OH NO OUR CULTURE, he's saying it changed to the point it simply attacks itself. Anyone who does anything gets attacked now. You see it every day.
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>>7088458
>ded

>janitor in charge of not being butthurt faggot
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>>7088675
>"Men can only look like what I want them to look like"
Cis scum pls
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>>7088675
>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."
Well yeah, who else are you going to listen to?
Yourself? It's not your creation man.
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>>7088677
>And how quickly the word spreads that you are more then willing to provide.
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>>7088660
>liking a furfag artist

Take your monster girls and your fetishes with you back to FurAffinity.
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>>7088656
Dont play it.
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>>7088660
you hit the nail on the head
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>>7088631
Jessy draws us requests like crazy, and she's actually become very humble around here. I've never seen her post furry artwork here, and the stuff she does post is usually requested from us, so I have absolutely no issue with her whatsoever.

Rose as well. She posts that stuff on tumblr, it's fags wanting to start drama that bring them here. It probably annoys her that people post it.
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>>7088702
>weaverdrones
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>>7088696
>You will never live off the delicious candy semen provided by desperate stallions
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Hey guys, for those of you how don't know the deadline for our winter cup team is the 7th and I wanted to get suggestions on how to update the roster, who to add, who to get rid of.
Here's a link to the cup's FAQ and our current roster.
http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions
http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=/mlp/_roster
Spoilered because I know there are some here you do not care.
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What if ponies could vibrate?
Would you a vibrating pony?
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>>7088726
run
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>>7088726
>>>/mlp/
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>>7088709
You will never win against me, pooh bear
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>>7088714
>>7088722
GG please stop samefagging.

You're just not relevant anymore. You haven't been for years.
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>>7088714
They call me Babe.
Because when I post I send shit out of the park, son.
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Alright guys, here's what we have so far for the collab.
Only seven spaces taken so far, so there is a lot to choose from. Pick a number yourself, or roll, it doesn't matter! Just please name it properly or I might miss it.
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>most of the writers have been in touch with the fans in some way

>Merrywether is one of the few that has avoided fans so far

I wonder if she'll get shit if she ever gets a twitter
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>>7088620
Well the good news is that if you manage to satisfy her, you'll get all the naked post-coital cuddles you could possibly want afterwards.
She may even change forms for you, if you like.
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>>7088668
>not fagnig
From an objective standpoint she was one of the better ones. Took requests, drew them. Didn't act like a total absolute faggot. Left because that's apparently not good enough for us.
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>>7088726
Fuck off.
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>>7088751
Original pic.
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>>7088740
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>>7088682
>>7088674
>>7088660
>>7088659
>>7088631
>>7088603
>>7088600
>>7088597
>>7088584
>>7088593

>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry
>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything
>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything

You guys are a bunch of fucking hypocrites, you know that?
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>>7088714
>GG was originally a /b/tard drawfag
>THE /b/tard drawfag
>surprised when his fans are illiterate /b/tards (and /v/irgins from the later days)
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>>7088628
It's from Eva 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone.

In case you were wondering.
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>>7088040
This one isn't that hard to believe. Discord could offer Twily how to do some chaos magic.
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>>7088759
You can't 'objectively' judge people Anon.
That goes against the whole 'judging' thing.
But yeah, except for the brony episode she was alright. Gotta hate the OC spam though.
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>>7088726
>most of those are our jokes
>Now they're /mlp/'s
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>>7088624
this.

season two and three essentially have even more of the things that season one had. But the novelty worse off. You only thought season one was special because it was the equivalent of turning on barny the dinosaur by mistake and seeing him get angry and fistfight one of the kids, watching dora get tired of swipers shit and drop an anvil on him like she thinks she's bugs bunny, or blues hiding clues that are needed to stop Literally Satan from taking over blues clues land.

Now you gotten used to it and realize the show alternates between being a watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.
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>>7088779
>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry
I don't.

>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything
I don't.

>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything
They can be funny sometimes.

Please don't talk for me.
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>>7088751
I'll take X1,Y4 I guess.
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>>7088756
>Naked, post-coital cuddles with Chrysalis
I know I'm not the only one who wants this desperately.
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>>7088794
There was no such thing as "brony episode"
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>>7088726
Thanks for asking here, but I don't think it's a good idea. A lot of /mlp/'s roster is based on things outside mlpg and the ones who care most tend to find the threads out in /mlp/ when they're made.
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>>7088751
>>7088764
Do you have one of what's already been done?
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>>7088784
Oh man, i wasn't there but i am sure some of them had a Gaben moment when they learned he had a Furaffinity account.
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>>7088692
>>7088694

>expecting quality from an artist
>not blindly accepting whatever they tell you to think
>drawing your own conclusions
>being willing to see flaws in their work

Common sense, maybe?

Not that you're familiar with the concept.
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I have time to draw something before I go pass out. I think someone said they wanted more horoscope pony something, but I can;t remember which one specifically.
Or I can draw another humanization thingie, but those take me a little bit longer.
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>>7088775
There are 180 stitches in every ball
How many do you think I can get in your face?
HAHAHA
Silly old bear
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>>7088655
I've yet to see any of them do anything that makes me legit hate them.
That's reserved for persistent shitposters, Faceless, and Nachos.
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>>7088779
Nanaki and Roogna won't go away. After all this time, I think people just gave up.
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>>7088779
1.We're not a hivemind. Everyone has their own opinions on the posters here
2.Again, not a hivemind
3.There is nothing we can do about any of those people. We can't make them leave; they'll do that when they want to.

If it makes you feel better I've disliked Roogna because he used to circlejerk with Jesus every goddamn day.
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>>7088828
Draw Librapone with a better hairstyle.
I'm still sore that she's just a Dash recolor.
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>>7088828
VIRGO
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>>7088817
Are you fucking with me here?
Because there was. She used to attention whore on her tumblr and even said she'd trade it happily for MLPG.
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Remember when people just ignored things they didnt like?
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>>7088828
draw more droneponies
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>>7088852
Not really.
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>>7088863
I'm sorry anon, but I can't remember things that never happened ever
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>>7088863
No.
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>>7088852
Who the hell wouldn't? I mean, for fucks sake, we're terrible.
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>>7088822
/tg/ made something like a vow for his blood.
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>>7088726

I don't care what you do, just get rid of Fluffy Pony.

The community around it is dead or dying and completely irrelevant now.
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>>7088852
You are twisting the facts and you cant post evidence.
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>>7088797
Such is the way of 4chan. "Our thing" eventually reaches the rest of the world, and then you get shit like "Monkey trouble" being sold as merchandise. This is just another version of that.
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>>7088847
Yeah, I was a little bummed too, but nothing I can do. I can try to whip something up.
>>7088850
I scribbled her earlier. I'd like to try a different one. Sorry.
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>>7088810
>watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.

But....its not.

Have whatever critisism you have about the show, but none of the show you listed are anything alike and do not fit in the definition you put forth
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>>7088828
How about a human Dash or FS?
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>>7088726
Derpy Hooves is dead
Her eyes and name should be redacted
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>>7088897
AQUARIUS
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>>7088718
>>7088718
>Jessy draws us requests like crazy

I requested a simple bath scene with Celesti and Twilight two months ago. She said she will do it. Still "doing".

Also: http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/tag/artist-thesassyjessy%2Fcelestethehedgehog%2F

bitch
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>>7088863
I didn't like when the cop tried to pull me over so I ignored him.
We had a good laugh about it after him and his buddies ignored my ignoring them all and beat the shit out of me outside my house.
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>>7088779
>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry

I'm rather fond of all our non-Ross contributors, and don't particularly care if somebody is a furry.

>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything

Who's 'we'? It only takes one person to do something like that, and there are quite a few people here.

>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anything
People piss on Nanaki every time he shows up, and pretty often when he doesn't.
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>>7088622
Hello new headcanon
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>>7088863
If people ever did that we'd still be on /co/
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>>7088852
with people like you here I'm not surprised
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>>7088823
Again though, it's not your creation. You can say about it what you want, but you don't have authority over it. You can change the taste of a banana for example.
If something is ambiguous - but the artists fills that ambiguity with their view - denying that is just mindless rebellion for no cause.
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>biting the hand that feeds you: general

bitch bitch biiiitch, moan moan moooan.

What the fuck do you want MLPG? What is your idea of a perfect contributor?

>they art
>and don't talk
>and always do my requests

Something along those lines I assume?
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>>7088921
lol u mad
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>>7088921
oh fuck off ponebrone
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>>7088752
There was no Polsky. And Charlotte. Or you mean Tiwtter and shit, not cons?
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>>7088820
I guess it's a bit hard to tell from that pic what's already done. Sorry about that.
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>>7088622
Sounds hilarious.
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>>7088921
>requested
You're kidding...right?
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>>7088823
It's a trap. His OC is a trap. It's SUPPOSED to look like a girl.
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>>7088925
This place has no cops.
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>>7088944
>implying
epic troll anon
le contributor hate xd
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>>7088944
I just want people to shut the fuck up and stop attacking people they hate
I mean, obviously that's not going to happen, so I guess my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacks
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>>7088944
I like almost all of our contributors though and appreciate everything they do.
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>>7088921
Christ on a cracker, you are so buttangry it isn't even funny.
It's a REQUEST. If you had paid her it would be different, but she is under no obligation to fulfill REQUESTS.
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>Cant get past the fucking rabbit
>Dont even want to imagine the other tiers
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>>7088966
I just wanted to check if you had gotten mine. You did,

Thank you
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>>7088921
>I made a request
>It is therefore GOING to be done
Your line of thinking is why you're so grump about this. Requests aren't obligations or commissions. Artists can drop any request at any time for any reason.
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>>7088944
But bitching about Jessy apparently fucking SUMMONS her
And then she draws shit for us!

ITS A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY!
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>>7088810
Nope.

Adventure Time, for example, got better later in seasons. Your "novelty" line does not work here as you wanted. Or, rather, it works for you, in your cade. Not mine, definitely,
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>>7088995
>my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacks
BUT IT'S SO HARD...
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>>7089012
GENIOUS
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Evens: Ink and color all those Jessy sketches

Odds:Video Juegos
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punky pie
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>>7088921

Artists aren't obligated to do requests you entitled shit.
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>>7089012
She's been here all god damn day, anon. She's been drawing humanizations.
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>>7088973

That doesn't make it a girl.
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>>7089009
UPGRADE YOUR STATS
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>>7089026
aww yiss
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>>7089027
You know what? I like it.
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>>7089035
EXACTLY.
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>>7089026
Shway.
>>
I dont care what anyone says, I like most of our contributors and would probably hug them nonsexually
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>>7089019
I know, I know
But the worst part of all is when the contributor ignores the attacks but anons get in fights over them anyway
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>>7089036

>he thinks stats matter

Even with maxed contact, it's christopher fucking robin.

A walking baseball god.
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>>7089027
All I miss is the
>die cis scum
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>>7089005
>>7089011
>>7089031
then shut up about:
>Jessy draws us requests like crazy
your "argument" is invalid
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>>7087908
although pank would be nonstop fun, i think fluttershy because quiet
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>>7088819
I know. It's just that our cup threads our few and far between and I wanted to get MLPG's opinion, though now doesn't seem to be the best time.
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>>7089070
your "argument" is invalid
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>>7089009
Rabbit isn't even hard. I used him to farm up for the owl.
Fuck that owl.
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>>7089062
you literally cannot win.
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>>7089068
What a funny and original joke.
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>>7089036
How?
I cant read these moon runes.
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>>7089070
You're the worst human being.
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>>7089019
I guess thats where the term come sfrom, "I am rubber and you are Glitter Glue!"
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>>7089070
you are trying too hard baby.
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>>7088973

A trap who's built exactly like a girl. But it's a boy.

Right. Whatever gets your little peenie hard.
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>>7089070
but she does do requests like crazy
she didn't do yours, and I understand that's upsetting, but she's done tons for other people
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>>7088944
Yes, exactly.
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>>7089070
Our argument is that we appreciate her for the number of requests that she DOES fulfill. You're just being a little shit.
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>>7089068
>Purple Tinker is on her magical white man pills.
>She will no longer fly of the handle at the general.
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>>7089070
Jesus christ calm down bro
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>>7088944
There is no 'perfect' contributor; everyone who posts simply has their own likes and dislikes when it comes to art. So everyone gets criticized, and since the board is mostly anons you think that ALL OF MLPG HATES CONTRIBUTORS AND EVERYTHING.
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>>7089091
Hey
I callsem like I seesem
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>>7089096
>he can't read moon
baka/10
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FUCKING SHIUT FUCKJDOIUASHF
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>>7089070
But she does. The fact that somebody doesn't draw ALL the requests doesn't mean they don't draw a lot of them. When an artist asks for requests, they usually get a shitload of them, and if they tried to draw everything the art would suffer from it.
>>
Earlier tonight I was filling writing requests and someone asked me to write about coercing an effeminate stallion into bed and fucking him until he changed his gender identity and essentially became a slut for cock and actively calling himself a mare. I filled the request because I hadn't checked my cis privilege recently. I'm not gay, though.

How has your evening been, MLPG? Any epiphanies of yours?
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>>7089088
I realized today that this place is a giant prisoners dilemma.
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>>7089036
...There are stats to upgrade? I thought it was just hitting the ball...
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>>7089136
the 4 kings is bullshit
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>>7089096
Top row is swing power.
Middle is hit area.
Bottom row is Pooh Speed.
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>>7088897
>>7088897
Draw Gemini in pajamas pls
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>>7089036
OH WELL THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE THIS FUCKING OWL IS HARD AS FUCK
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>>7089009
THE END NEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yf8GuEvzFg
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>>7089104
thats what a trsp is, shitsain.
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>>7089136
Link?
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>>7088966
oh i was supposed to take the top and left black lines?
i took top and right.
5y3x
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>>7089136
Please please please post it.
Please.
Please.
I will suck YOUR dick.
Please.
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>>7089136
Shit that reminds me.

Did that anon finish that forced fem Spike/Rarity fic?
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>>7089118

>everyone has their own dislikes when it comes to art

I'm not talking about on a technical level, I'm talking about the pure buttdevastation that everyone gets over fucking nothing.

Let's just pretend for a moment that jessy is a hardcore furfag. Question: What does this fucking change? Answer me this MLPG.
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>Jessy ignores all insults and personal attacks thrown at her
>people still feel the need to defend her and perpetuate this tired old argument

I seriously think some of you are legitimately autistic sometimes.
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>all these whiteknights

it is all over again isn't
we are going on circles
nothing ever changes in MLPG
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>>7089104
>Dear Diary,
>Today somebody told me what a trap is.
>I am filled with joy and commitment.
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>>7089070
Are you that same guy who wouldn't stop pestering Japanon about Femsombra?
Or the guy who threw his request for MT back in her face when she did it for him?

Because you really sound like him.
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>>7088966
Does anyone have the first one we did?
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>>7089177
>>7089175
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>>7089173
Still working on it
It's going to be terrible
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>>7089156
11/10
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>>7089179
>>7089157

You guys need to beat off to Onta less.
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>>7089145
LK?
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>>7089177
Why are you either a hateanon or a white-knight?
This dichotomy is fucking stupid.
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>>7089155
>imfuckingplying stats matter against the owl
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>>7089189
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>>7089175
>>7089177
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>>7089177
>>7089175
Thanks.
So who do you dislike the most, the haters or drones?
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>>7089177
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>>7089144
but that ruins the game
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>>7089102
OH YOU SON OF A BITCH C'MHERE
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>>7089145
>the 4 kings
I'm going to go ahead and back you up on this opinion.

Even though I don't know who they are unless you're playing cards.
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>>7088622
Ponies, despite popular belief, are fully aware of what hands are and outside of fetishist do not find them all that fascinating. Likewise, ponies will not be confused nor impressed with your human technology. Trying to use a lighter to convince the locals you are a magically god will only result in making you look like a huge tool.

-Chapter 4 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089215
I don't see drones.
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>>7089136
What else have you written recently?
>>
Sometime I wish pony was real just so I could be with them and not have to deal with you people any more
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>>7089136
Wf+6, quit bragging about your quests.
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>>7089175
>>7089177

It's not about jessy specifically, but how you faggots treat everyone that does stuff for us as a whole. You're all humongous faggots, and if I had talent I certainly would not want to waste it on assholes like you.
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>>7089208
The grey area simply isn't named, Anon.
Stop selfshaming.
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>>7089210
Thanks man.
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>everything going on in this thread

Still not as bad as when the FPG was still here.
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>>7089158
>>7089168
What sorts of places is it even okay to post pony fapfic stories on? Other than 4chan I mean because it would be broken into several posts I think.
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>>7089215

>drones

Nice /v/ speak, maybe you should hang out there instead of here.
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>>7089234
Found one!
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>>7089260
Just post it here.
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>>7089262
On the subject of mindless hate!
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>>7089241
what would poinka's mane feel like against your face
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>>7089260
pastebin
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>>7089258
FPG?

Who is that?
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>>7089209
The pooh speed changes everything
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speaking of writing - is the anon whowrote this here right now?
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>>7089260
Pastebin
If you plan on writing more, register an account so you have an index of all your stuff
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CAN I GET A WITNESS?
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>>7089260
I wouldn't share it with them.
The General isn't being good.
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>>7089279

Fluffy Pony General.
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>>7089266
Are you blushing?
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>>7089215
I hate them equally, but I think the drones are the more annoying ones.

If they didn't feel the need to "defend" Jessy, or any contributor for that matter, it would just be one or three angry anons saying a few mean things about them that the contributor in question could easily ignore.

Instead we could post upon post of idiots flinging shit at each other for no reason at all while the artist in question goes about her business.

The same shit happened with Madmax, too.
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>>7089210
I did AJ's arm. I wrote in there "I thought I would never get roped into drawing a butt for MLPG" because I had to do Twilight's flank for it.

...How far I've come since then.
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>>7089247
fuck off pretentiouis fag
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>>7089177
IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT JESSY

IT'S ABOUT YOU

YOU DO THIS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER DOES ANYTHING, EVER

YOU WONDER WHY THEY FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR

AND YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP FOR ANYTHING

THE SHITPOST TRAIN

HAS

NO

BRAKES
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>>7089273
like a big wad of cotton candy
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>>7089263
>Discord always skips leg day.png
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>>7089319
Oh God my dick
>>
I want Jessy to leave and never return. And never means never not like previous time
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>>7089273
Like a big fluffy ball of pink cotton.
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remember guys, people from the piss want us to have no contributors left so they try to scare them off because that would "hurt" the MLPG
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>>7089286
You got it
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>>7089336
I don't.
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>>7089308

>pretentious


...What? Do you even know what that word means?
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>>7089336
but why
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>>7089352
because le epic hateanon xd
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>>7089346
Me neither.
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>>7089315
DAMN
I've NEVER seen so much mad
I agreement though
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>>7089339

Bullshit tinfoil hat scares, MLPG just loves to shit in the bed. This is reality and you need to come to terms with it.
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>>7089258

They were the absolute nadir of the fandom, as far as I'm concerned. The worst of the worst.
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>>7088785
Thanks!
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>>7089327
Surely her mane isnt that sticky
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>>7089299
[N-NEGATIVE]
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>>7089378
It is sometimes.
But I wouldn't mind.
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>>7089315
Funny thing is that you're part of the problem.

The grace MLPG ought to master is
not replying

Then again, I guess it's the infernal sickness of this website.
>>
Hey MLPG
what are you listening to?
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>Get perfect runs on both Eeyore and the elephant
Goddamn you told me this game had challenge
>Piglet
I'm a fucking weakling I'm so sorry
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>>7089401

WHAT DO YOU WANT DERRICK?!
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8IlYf5Ktg
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>>7089239
One person asked me to write about poison joke experimentation with teenage Cheerilee. That was pretty fun.

Rarity was there too because I'm one of those faggots that believe the filly in Rarity's play was Cheerilee.
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>>7089371
you should have seen me two days ago after I went off the deep end over artillery on world of tanks. I tried vodka to quell the fires of my rage. THEY ONLY BURNED HOTTER.
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>>7089413
SOMETHING FOR ME TO PANDORA TO
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>>7089407
stop trying
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>Owl

Fuck this game. I'm done. I'm sorry, /co/.
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>>7089375
This place loves tinfoil hat scares.
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>>7089407
You are unworthy to face the dark one.
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>>7089398

>not replying

I can't believe there are seriously people who think this shit works.

You're not going to end all the shitposting in the thread by not responding to it. People ARE going to get pissy over nothing and they WILL feel the need to shit all over anyone that contributes.
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>>7089424
Please Anon post the stallion slut fic.
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>>7089401
The sound of vacuums
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9J-YBkquQg
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>>7089430

DerrIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
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>>7089442
the Jews run Canadian cartoons!
Buying moots passes only furthers the agenda!
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>>7089375
>>7089442
go back to the piss
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>>7089457
>If we ignore the evil in the world the wars will go away!
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>>7089477
How 'bout I fuck you in the ass instead, DT.
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>>7089339
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. There are literally people from both /mlp/ and /pol/ who come here to try to destabilize MLPG.

Remember, this really is a thing, and it's best to completely ignore anything that looks like it might be bait.
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>>7089477

But I've been here all summer!

But no seriously, eat my ass.
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
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>>7089477
>Go back to Africa movement
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>>7089459
Not until the general behaves.

You can't throw a tantrum and expect a treat.
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>>7089471
Everything is pandering!
The bronies are infiltrating every echelon of the production team!
Every poster is sentenal!
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>>7089483
>shitpostin is akin to evil and war
Whoa there, sugarcube
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>>7089499
A-Alright
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>>7089457
Yes, but 90% of the shit is replies. It snowballs and grows and destroys threads. It destroys boards. Websites are destroyed because the userbase does not understand one of the most fundamental principles of internet posting:
Do not feed the trolls.
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>>7089502
Hey Tex!

Did you ever Re-do that Scootaloo and Anon picture?
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>>7089502
>Nightcall
>Not the superior Pacific Coast Highway
Kavinsky is rad
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>>7089395
What would you do if you gave Pinkie Pie a great big hug (or got one from her)

But ended up getting stuck to her?
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>>7089483
>contributors are evil
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>>7089483
>comparing post on an anonymous imageboard to war
#WOW
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>>7089512
>I just want attention
You're in the right place
>>
Jesus Christ the bat hitbox in this game makes no fucking sense

I swear to fucking god the exact same position, swing, hit etc. sends it in stupidly different directions every turn.
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>>7089512
What can I do for you, anon?
Please.
PPppleassseee....
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>>7089407
>Perfect runs
Impressive
>Levels one and two
You havent seen the things I've seen.
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>>7089477
Let's be honest though. This place over reacts to tonnes of shit.
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>>7089531
Then I would consider myself extremely lucky.
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>>7089442
I used to scoff at baseless rumors

Then /mlp/ happened
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The only contributor I have anything against is BDN. I don't really hate him, I've just been waiting A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR for him to finish part 2 of that one twifu story. You know, the mind control part.
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>>7089522

This? >>7086821
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>>7089538
>>7089545
ahaha
pathetic faggot
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>>7089401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SXC1Y4CGA

That newest EP was chill, reminded me a little bit of Burial if you ask me
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>>7089512
listen, anon
You can't judge all of us by the actions of the shitlords
Either post it or don't, quit stringing us along
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>>7088751
I try
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>>7089553
Really?

Even if she was stuck on you in a compromising and impractical way?

And you had to go to work?
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>>7088429
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>>7089575
Yes!

I didn't realize you'd just posted it today! Horray!

Thanks! Will look forward to seeing it finished if you ever feel like finishing it!
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>>7089539
are you frustrated?
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>>7089575
You one of my favorite contributors.
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Hope this looks a little more unique compared to the dash hair.
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>>7088751
Calling the shit out of X1Y8
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>>7089232
If engaging in carnal pleasures while vising, do not fear for your reputation. Promiscuity does not have the same stigma for them it does in our human culture. This fact, despite what you may think, does not mean Ponies as a species are especially promiscuous. On average a Ponies libido is slightly less then your average human. Please see chapter 9:laws to find which pony towns and cites have legalized prostitution.

-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089577
Hey, man, I just want to masturbate.
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>>7089625
2cute
have you drawn Scorpio pone yet?
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>>7089625
I like it!
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>>7089594
Well... We would work together at Sugarcube Corner in my autistic Pinkifag waifu fantasy so it might not be too much of a problem.
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>>7089625
Much better.
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>>7089618
How long till the hateanons chase him away?
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>>7089625
She's lovely.
Almost makes up for her being a pegasus. I kid, though.
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>>7089638
Not yet, I can draw her either tomorrow or sunday. Her and Capricorn are my favorite designs of the bunch.
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>>7089625
She reminds me a bit more of Applejack then Dash, actually, with that air style. Its cute, nonetheless.
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>>7089657
>implying you can dhase away tex
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>>7089625
oh
oh yes
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>>7089625
Yiss. Do scorpio next. Kinda hard to waifu a Hub OC without good art.
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>>7089650
Tell me more about these autistic waifu fantasies.
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>>7089695
agreed. I think now is a good time for such a discussion.
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>>7089650
Except now Pinkie has to do all the work using only her back legs
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>>7089625
I love it, more horoscope pone when?
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>>7089657
Why do you do this, anon?

Why do you post things that you know will cause an argument over nothing?

Is this fun for you?
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>>7089284

I'm here. Sorry, I missed your post. What's up?
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>>7089699
>[s]
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
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>>7089699
at least tell us what your name is so I know who to yell at later when it's not posted
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>>7089699

Cool spoiler tags.
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>>7089657
>implying people like Tex or LK can be chased off
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>>7089721
Spending lots of time on the sub
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>>7089721
>>7089726
those are ponychan's
>>
how do you get rid of that nasty metallic taste on your tongue that you get sometimes?
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>>7089738
GAME OVER I'M OUT
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>>7089735
doing what? the quest board is the only really active one.
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>>7089711
>>7089694
Ah screw it, I'll do one more. Can you guys gimme a ref of her? I was a dingus and never saved it.
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>>7089657
Tex is smart enough to realize that hateanons are just the same two or three guys
>>
Anyone else having a problem with 4chan x not linkifying dead posts?
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>>7089727
Good contributors are like a fine single malt

A chaser does nothing for them
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>>7089752
Yes
It's a 'feature'
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>>7089695
>>7089704
Isn't it a bit early?
Oh well...
How about after we've been married for a while, and because we are of different species and can't have children....
We adopt a little filly together.
>>
Aries is best pone

this is a fact
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>>7089744
The regular has that annoy problem where one cannot even post a single because it regard it as spam and toss away.
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Didja fuhgeddabout me already?
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>>7089746
http://derpiboo.ru/tags/scorpio
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>>7089746
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>>7089746
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>>7089744
Being a janitor there.
he is Pagemaster.
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>>7089759
How do you do it?
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>>7089763
Maybe if you are a faggot
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>>7089769
Why did Babs sound like she had downs?
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>>7089773
>VRISKA
>NOT KANAYA
you disgust me
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>>7089775
Pagemaster is a janitor on the sub?

Wow, huh.

I thought the admin ran it alone?
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>>7089761
Yup, that's pretty autistic alright.
You didn't give her a stupid name, did you?
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>>7089746
Have the chart.
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>>7089781
Would you let him ram you?
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>>7089746
>jessy drawing more pone
YES
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>>7089746
thank you based Jessy
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>>7089784
Because she is from Jersey.
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>>7089798
gross
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>>7089795
>implying Leo isn't the best

Get on my level, niggas.
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>>7089761
Does she ride around on your shoulder because she's too big to be dada's hat anymore?
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>>7089773
>Vriska

even i know she's a spider bro
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>>7089788
but I posted the scorpio, not the virgo
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>>7089808
I thought she was from New-York.

Are you trying to trick me, m8?
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>>7089788

>homosuck tards
>those comments posted earlier today
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>>7089769

Fugeddabout you?

Fugeddabout it.
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>>7089793
She's already got a name.
Scootaloo.
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>>7089817
She's the most adorable for sure
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>>7089795
I'd be more inclined to read horoscopes if they were represented by ponies more often.
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>>7089720

Hello? Please respond.
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>>7089832
...Wait, seriously?
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>>7089818
Why do you do this to me?
>>
Babs' voice creates small vibrations in the air with her voice that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny razors.
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>>7089795
>Sagittarius
I can't deal with this
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>>7089839
I think you might have missed him.
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>>7089795
>Mine is the worst
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>>7089841
I-it's just a little fantasy, anon....
Please, I already feel bad enough.
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>>7089852

I know that feel, it's not even a cute mare. 0/10 would not hug.
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>>7089855
So you're a Libra, too?
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>>7089860
Yep, same here. Why did I have to get a colt? ;_;
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I just can't
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>>7089845
Making other people feel as bad as I do every day helps ease the pain. It's incredibly selfish but it's one of the few things I've found that works. Drinking only makes it worse, and I still managed to make an alcoholic out of myself trying to drink the pain away. I wish I was making this up just to shitpost.
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>>7089852

are you having difficulties accepting an archery pony?
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>>7089855
>mfw I get twins

I love dem twins
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>>7089561
I'm sorry.

I've been working on it, next week at latest. I intend to finish up this Twaifu business here so I can finally move on to my dream of an even more obnoxious self-insert Twaifufic series that goes from arriving in ponyville to meeting her and slowly falling in lvoe and more[/spoiler ]
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>>7089628
Though typical recreational drugs sold in pony stores will not effect you, if you bring your own you will not be arrested for possession or consumption of such drugs. Equestira does not have anti-drug laws, instead focusing on a very well funded treatment and carefully regulated legal sales and labeling all drugs with instructions for the safest way to use such substances.

-Chapter 9 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
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>>7089866
Nope

Saggy
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>>7089872
How did you get past Owl?
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>>7089857
It's fine.
Your fantasies are still far less creepy than mine.
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>>7089866
Not him but I would trade my Taurus for your Libra.

>>7089838
There are many things I would watch or do if they use that style of ponies.
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>>7089888
Hit the ball enough times, duh.
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>>7089883

>not only is his sign a cute mare, it's fucking twins

Eat shit, I hope you choke on those ponies, asshole.
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>>7089879
he's not even STRONG
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>>7089888
Hit the ball, idiot.
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>>7089650
CORWIN WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FIC YOU PROMISED YOU'D SEND ME
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>>7089625
Draw Twiligth and Celestia bath time
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>>7089886
Well of course they have no drug laws if all their shit is so weak it can't even affect a human.
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>>7089886
>humans are immune to magic pony drugs
fuck that
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>>7089908
He's stronger than you.
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>>7089888
Mostly luck, the game is not even fair to begin with.
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>>7089884
I would read that.
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>>7089879
I wanted my sign to be a qt mare, instead I got a gigantic winged faggot
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>>7089921
>that one HFY where WEED ends up killing half of the aliens the human passed it out to
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>>7089892
Spill the beans anon. There's no judgement here.
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>>7089921
Stop trying to apply logic here. Think about this: he said there are NO LAWS, then he said they have REGULATIONS.

It's straight up shitty writing.
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>>7089848
>>7089826
>>7089808

>tfw your family is from New York
>tfw your cousin just got married to a guy with the most violently heavy and contagious Long Island accent you've ever heard
>tfw Babs makes you think of them
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>>7089896
>taurus
>tfw
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>>7089903
>I hope you choke on those ponies

oh my
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>>7089887
>not liking archery pon
>>7089896
But she's not even that cute! Capricorn is much cuter. Besides Taurus is fine.
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>>7089908

or a centaur. and i don't see him being all hyper-masculine and dominating in no kinky "Fifty Shades of Grey"-type way, neither. what the hell, Fen. you lied to me about the archery horse.
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>>7088751
Dat was fun
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>>7089903
jellous much
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constellation poen? noice material
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>>7089942
>no anti-drug laws
>regulated sales
>no anti-drug laws
>anti-drug laws
>anti-drug laws

Learn to read, faggot.
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>>7089929
That's good to hear.

Even if it is mainly for me, I do hope as many others as possible will enjoy it.
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>>7089979
Regulated sales are anti-freedom.

It's anti-drug.
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>Netflix
>Recommends me My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>"Based off your interest in: Monk, Mythbusters and Top Gear (U.K.)

Man what
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>>7089975
I wonder if the bible tastes like HERESY
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>>7089941
Mine is a sexual fantasy. Not cute and innocent like yours.
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>>7089975
Heya Japanon.
Or at least I'm assuming you're Japanon, since I haven't seen that colored yet.
Got a zodiac pony that caught your fancy?
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>>7089795
Is it just me or does Capricorn resemble Vincent from Catherine?

Hell ,the horns even look the same when he is in his nightmare sheep form.
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>>7089917
I've been doing other things. Artistic things.
Please. You've been so patient.
I promise I'll send you the last bit this weekend.
Please.
Please
And there are still other Pinkiefags here, I shouldn't be that easy.
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>>7089795
This artist did good job on these ponifications didn't she?
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>>7089952

He doesn't even shoot regular arrows. It's a fucking plunger.

Arrows wouldn't even be too violent, there are already canon weapons in the show.
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Don't mind me, just having the best sign and the best zodiacpony

someone's colored this, right?
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>>7090004
>Monk
Twilight
>Mythbusters
Dash and Pinkie
>Top Gear
Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack
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>>7090015
I NEED TO HEAR IT.
Come one, now.
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>>7089922
look wait till we get to chapter ten. We aren't immune to magic drugs, because the magic ones are not sold in stores, ponies are just lightweights and most their shit is weak as hell or some of it basically like catnip, it just works on ponies.
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>>7089975
that's a nice Yoshi
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>>7089975
you should draw one.
specifically, Scorpio.
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>>7090030

Yeah, Dooks did right?
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>>7089952
Sagittarius?

More like sad-ass-a-gay-ieous
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>>7090031
That makes sense to me.
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>>7090030
It has been.
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>>7090031
Jamie isn't like Dash at all
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>>7090030
My fucking Leo nigga
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>>7090004

it's happening.
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>>7090004
I can't get YouTube to stop recommending me shitty sex flashes of the ponies.

THIS COMPUTER IS BRAND NEW AND I'M NOT LOGGED IN PLS STOP
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>>7089888
Owl wasn't too bad, if you just pretend the ball's moving in a straight line through the middle of the squiggle. I just cannot get Tigger though, record's 18 so far.
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>>7090046
QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
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>>7090031
Who the duck is Dash is that logic?

Who the fuck is Flutershy?
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>>7090030
someone said dooks did but I haven't seen it
have this instead
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>>7090020
Working at sugarcube corner seems to be very indicative of you. I haven't seen another pinkiefag be this specific.

I used to be pretty obvious while I frequented here for some reason, I think
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>>7088888
Nice quints.
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>>7090032
Sheesh. Fine.
A few days ago some kind Anon spun me a tale about big-sister/little-brother incest involving Celestia. I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.
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>>7089852
He is a fun guy!
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>>7090086
>forty minutes later
>>>/v/
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>>7090073

A+++++
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>>7090039
yes I'd try it. Sagittarius sucks for appearance.
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>>7090073
Is it just me or does Leo pone kinda look like Lyra with a braided tail?
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>>7089998
man americans got some broken ass brains. i bet you get pissed at seat belts laws too despite statistics showing a dropping by a full half in automobile deaths after it passed.

And when I say regulations I'm talking about the same kind food and shit gets, making sure you don't get tainted or spoiled product.
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>>7090105
Holy shit this is awe-
>stupid huge dick
0/10
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>>7090120
the colors are off, but I can see it
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>>7090105
right in the boner.
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>>7090058

>And off he goes, the Stag in the Pferd Taurus for a spin round the track, let's see if he can beat his last time!
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Chrysalis is a very tonguey pony
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>>7089975
>>7089975
>>7089975
Hey Japananon, can you please finish Femsombra seducing Shining?
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>>7090105
>Boner from horoscope ponies

Just when I think I hit rock bottom, I find myself in a sink hole
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>>7090120
It's Lyra's face.

And people say their faces are all the same.
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>>7090120
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>>7089761
See

As for me Twilight would probably find some magic that will let my seed bloom in her, and it will come out as a cute unicorn, boy or girl doesn't matter
And she has to do it soon because when she becomes an alicorn she will be no longer fertile, and wants at least one child as a proof of our years together

Come, beat my autism
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>>7090104

>mfw i started that

FREUD AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US
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>>7090144
Well that explains why I found her so cute.
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>>7090120
I think that EVERY time I see it, and I don't know why.
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>>7090023
>you will never put a flower in your favorite princess' mane
>>
Can someone post that gif of Applejack and Crystal pone tilting their heads?
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>>7090073
>>7090120
>>7090145
Why is Lyra a furry now?

I thought we had something special ;_;
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>>7089625
quick coloring is go!

I'll try to revise it and ink it later in the afternoon if I'm not swamped in homework
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>>7090166
is wiggleneck contagious
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>>7090172
Dooks please
please
finish Lyra?
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>>7090171
somehow Lyra is like a reverse furry, instead she wears human skin
real human skin
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>>7090172
I love you
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>>7090186

God that is adorable.

Especially when they're tilting their heads toward the screen.
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>>7090171
she's always been a otherkin in fanon
deal with it
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>WORST EPISODES OF THE SEASON EVER

OWTEW
MMDW
TCE - P1
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>>7090153
Oh, yeah?
And how about when she's immortal and you're a mere human?
HOW ABOUT THEN?
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>>7090157
It was so wrong and yet it felt so right.
Thanks for getting the snowball rolling.
I hope I cross paths with that Anon again someday...I saw he tried to solicit my attention on New Years but I wasn't around to respond.
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>>7090208
>TCE
>not SAYS
>>
W-would Pinkie still like me if I just gave her a big ol smooch out of nowhere?
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>>7090189
>not naming it properly
you had one job
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>>7090139
She has such gorgeous eyes.
I'd love to stare into them while we let our tongues fool around.
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>>7090186
>>7090186
>>7090186
THIS.

Requesting from some adorabledrawfag Flitter and Cloudchaser and gemini ponies doing this to each other (Flitter x zoneGemini and Cloudchaser x second).

I need it.
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>>7090226
It's not THAT bad
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>>7090217
say, did the rest of the old guard show up on NYE like last year? It was refreshing to see old names again.
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>>7090197
this is going to be my burden

as I said, if I'm not swamped in homework I'll >try to finish it.


>>7090204
O-oh god anonymous.
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>>7090208
I'd say RW p1 for season 2.
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>>7090231
Unfortunately anon, yes. As a friend. She'd simply take is as an enthusiastic gesture of friendship.
>>
Which pony likes homestuck the most/
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>>7090232
Oh whoops I didn't realize I was supposed to name it a certain way
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>>7090034
>wait till we get to chapter ten

also saying this makes me wish I wasn't a garbage writer. I don't really like traditional style fanfics but I think making some sort of fake textbook or tourist guidebook about Equestria would be kinda fun. probably because I am terminally autistic and should die.
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>>7090245
I couldn't find a single thing I liked about that episode.

I really wish Spike could get a decent episode.
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>>7090231
If Pinkie doesn't just smooch you out of nowhere herself, then she probably wouldn't want you to.
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>>7090205
I thought that scene was the cutest thing.
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>>7090266
What the fuck is Homestuck?
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>>7090238
>While my brain leaks out
FIXED.
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>>7090264
>as a friend

But...what if I did it for a long time, really hard?

I doubt her other friends do that
>>
question

Pinkie x ____
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>>7090283
I want to know if that tongue works as a sounding implement.
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>>7090214

Assuming she doesn't develop age magic just to prevent this from happening

That's where I tell her how beautiful she is even as I fade away. I can only tell her not to be sad as I lie old and dying. If her research into age magic has failed, I tell her that all she has to do is stay with me until my time comes. We were never fated to be, but we fought for our love, and ow that it's fading away, we must soak ourselves in it while it lasts.

I only hope that my last words to her will be that I will always love her.
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>>7090232
there are you happy
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>>7090252
Is that Lyra's crotch.
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>>7090299
Twist
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>>7090247

most turned out. it was like the mob bosses at an underworld funeral.

ya gonna come, ya gonna pay ya respects, ya mooks, an if ya cause trouble, why we gonna put ya in a pine box. leave ya gats in da car.
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>>7090247
I dunno. Don't really remember.
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>>7090299
Pinkie
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>>7090252
>>7090172
Could you meanwhile color Jalm's ponyscopes please?
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>>7090299
ME
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>>7090299
>anything that moves
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>>7090299
Pinkie
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>>7090299
Fluttershy

Everyone x Fluttershy
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>>7090299

Femsnails.
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>implying Aries isnt thr best horoscope
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>>7090299
The entire town. Pinkie doesn't party small.
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>>7090283
>>7090300
it's kissing
why can't it just stay as that
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>>7090299
Pokey butt.
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>>7090302
Well...
I must say, that's pretty bad.
But what if the only way for you to survive would be for her to give up her powers?
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>>7090308
Both Cakes. Loving polyamorous relationship.
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>>7090252
>sexualizing Lyra
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>>7090299
male Fluttershy
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>>7090327

>tfw nobody likes this ship

It's seriously the best
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>>7090171
>>7090207

I like thinking she's a free-spirit and a bit of a weirdo who gets caught up in strange stuff and pursues it very intensely for a few years until she moves on to something else.

Bonbon keeps her more-or-less in check and keeps her from doing anything dangerous, but she still gets the limits of her patience tested almost daily from Lyra's antics.
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>>7090332
I still want to see this, actually.
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>>7090326
Use normal cute ponies for kissing.
Chrysalis has so much more potential.
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>>7090331
>implying she wouldn't want to be sexualized
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>>7090339
It's just old and burned out, and we haven't seen old pokey for two seasons.
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>>7090331
Is it sexual if I want to cuddle and hold pony close to my heart?
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>>7090339
I dunno, I think it's kinda cute
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>>7090313
>>7090172
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>>7090351
It would be sexual for her.
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>>7090326
you ever seen Men In Black 2? that scene where Serleena shoves her tongue-tentacle about a foot into Rip Torn's ear? that's why it can never be normal kissing with Chrysalis. because a long time ago, we realized exactly what we can do with really long tongues.
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>>7090350

It never had any content to get burned out on in the first place. PinkieDash is burned out. PokeyPie never even got a chance.
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>>7090363
Stealth-sexual is my fetish
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>>7090358
Goddamnit I can't get over 'scorpio's tail is just hair and she gets mad if you don't pretend to be poisoned when she 'stings' you' fanon.
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>>7090299
Nan.
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>>7090331
I honestly don't think Lyra would mind too much.
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>>7090331
>>7090252
>>7090304
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>>7090342

>"Lyra, what the hell is in these boxes?"
>"Pogs!"
>"Lyra, they're locking the door to the bathroom."
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>>7090358
I'm one step ahead of you.
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>>7090303
Extremely!

Updated with three more. If I missed you somehow, I'm sorry. Check here for instructions >>7088751
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>>7090347
but normal cute ponies aren't Chrysalis
she's got the long flexible tongue
the dangerous yet enticing fangs
the need to feed off your love
the sexy green eyes

it feels like such a waste to only use her for extreme fetish stuff and nothing else
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>>7090329
She mustn't. I won't allow it. That would mean giving up on all her big dreams and aspirations, why I came to lover her in the first place. I won't allow her to be reduced to nothing just for me. Of course, knowing her, she'd do it anyway, in which case I'll just have to dedicate the rest of my existence into finding a way to return her powers.


I have a thing for these sorts of themes. If I ever turned my shitty Dash fic into a series the theme will be how no matter what, Dash and you can never be truly together.
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>>7090389

I agree. This is a good thing.

Also Scrimmage
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>>7090332
there really isn't enough of the main 6 taking advantage of/coercing r63!fluttershy.
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>>7090172
Holy crap that was fast. Thanks!
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>>7090375

oh, don't worry, she has a sewing needle shoved up in there somewhere, coated with wasp venom. you'll notice.
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>>7090351
I would hug pony nonsexually so much.
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>>7090375
you just want to play dead and make her cry again
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>>7090419
YISS.
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>>7090390
Is it bad if I would rush into marriage with a strange pony I only just met?
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>>7090406
>Never be truly together
NONSENSE.
THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY.
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>>7090342

>Lyra and Bonbon's flat undergoes a complete change of decor every three or so years
>but only in half of it
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>>7090399
You forgot to color in Scorpio's snout.
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>>7090422
>wasp venom
>not a paralytic
Even horoscopes have fetishes, anon.
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>>7090419
Yes, thank you
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>>7090447
that's a ram ear
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>>7090419
I hope you draw Aquarius soon.
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>>7090419
Neat!
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>>7090419
SCAHPIA
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>>7090419
Horray!
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>>7090447
looks like capricorn's ear.
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>>7090374
>you and pony cuddling under a blanket in a room full of other people or ponies on a cold winters night, everyone chatting and drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace and just hanging out
>everyone just thinks your sleepily snuggling.
>under the blanket you're secretly slowly, gently fucking.
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>>7090404
I don't know about you all, but I'd rather have both.
Cuddly lovey doveys and horrific mind rape by the cute bug queen.
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>>7090433
That was fucking cute.
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>>7090439
I think it would be strange if you didn't.
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>>7090465
>>7090477
Her other ear shouldn't be visible from that angle.
I think it's Scorpio's nose
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>>7090482
>Fucking.
>Not you rubbing her off
Please, anon, think practically.
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>>7090482
>by the end of the night everyone else is too
>with varying degrees of subtlety
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>>7090485
Where would I ever find a ring big enough?

No seriously. Pony hooves are freakishly huge for ring wear.
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>>7090482
Nah, like
doing something sexually but the other person doesn't realize it's sexual
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>>7090482
O-oh god.
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>>7090419
GEMINI
SLEEPY
IN PAJAMAH
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>>7090497
You put the ring on the horn, anon.
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>>7090497
I would get her a human ring to wear around her neck on a necklace.
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>Lyra is the pony that loves you
Do you return that love?
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>>7090494
>that faggot in the corner with Pinkie isn't even trying to hide it
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>>7090483
I wouldn't mind both either. I can't get off to the crazy fetish stuff, but some folks do and that would please them. Just so long as we got some cute-and-cuddly as well.
Only thing is, we get a ton of crazy fetish stuff, but no cute-and-cuddly at all.
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>>7090482
wait hang on i thought your post said stealth-sex
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>>7090442
Of course, there might be a happy end.

But you'll have to earn it through suffering.

If you read the fic in question, that play you and Dash watched would have been an analogue for the whole story.
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>>7090514
what if I want to marry a pegasus or earth pone?
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>>7090523
no
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>>7090514
That's still a big ring
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>>7090482

>fucking her
>not just fingering her while she rubs your cock with her hoof

broski
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>>7090523
Of course I do.
She's the most beautiful background horse.
And I'm assuming no other pones like me that way.
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>>7090498
yeah i read your post wrong my bad
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>>7090523
YES YES YES
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>>7090531
Around her neck.
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I can't stop watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijzMnFr-8Tc
Help me. Please
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>>7090482
>mfw I did that once
It was exhilirating.
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>>7090531
pegasus: bracelet around the base of the wing
earth pone: ring around the other horn
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>>7090523
Perhaps.
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>>7090514
>You will never slide your engagement ring on Lyra's majestic horn as she smiles with her tear filled eyes closed
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>>7090508
>you make her cum and she has to disguise her little involuntary gasp-moan by fake coughing.
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>>7090523
I'd rather Bonbon.
She's the pretty one.
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>>7090557
Incorrect they have leg rings.
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>>7090482
Kinda sorta did that
It was fingering and playing with her belly button though
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>>7090523
I don't really know anything about her.
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>>7090523
I...is this a trick question?

I wouldn't know how NOT to
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>>7090557
>being gay
What the hell would I do for a female earth pone?
Give her a clit piercing?
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>>7090572
I know right?
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>>7090568
>not simply having her bite down on your finger
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>>7090585
Now THERE's an idea.
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>>7090568
anon pls
pls
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>>7090572
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>>7090482
>>7090568
>>7090597
holy unf
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>>7090594
I like when pony feed bag
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>look up Scorpio on Derpibooru
>first result
http://derpiboo.ru/201355
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>>7090524
>Pinkie outright straddles him, their eyes locked together, half the time lavishing sloppy kisses upon each other
>she wiggles and bounces on him
>the blanket drapes about her shoulders, letting anyone behind them get an easy peak straight down to them
>but perhaps the biggest tip-off is that Pinkie won't stop singing a dirty version of "Let It Snow"
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>>7090594
>>7090608
2pretty4me
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>>7090600
CLIT PIERCING IT IS.
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>>7090614
god I love night threads.
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>>7090622
that's not a pony
that's not a pony at all
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>>7090585
it wouldn't work on guy either because horse dicks go inside a sheath when soft.

if you wanted a vaugually sexual ring placement just put it around the very base of the tail
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>>7090623
As long as I was getting it with Pinkie, I don't think I'd care what anyone thought of me.
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>>7090655
But anon

You're on live international television!
>>
Tell me more.
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>>7090693
Good. Then everyone knows she's mine and I'm hers.
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>>7090698
Okay.
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>>7090653
That could be incredibly cute, actually.
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>>7090623
>Pinkie singing dirsty songs
GOD DAMN
UNF
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>>7090693
>Pinkie Pie has a hidden camera show where she pranks stallions into fucking her
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>>7090698
In the afterlife
You'd be headed for some serious strife
So now dance and sing all day
For tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
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>>7090698
Game over. Please deposit 50 quarters.
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>>7090702
>jailed for bestiality
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>>7090713
hahaha, you sure pranked me good Pinkie!
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>>7090585
>Get punk pony girlfriend
>Your wedding ceremony ends in giving her 2 ear-rings, a tongue ring, a clit ring, 2 labial piercings and a lip ring

>You completely disgust your family by the end of it
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>>7090713
The prank is....people get to see them fuck her?

Pinkie must not think very highly of herself
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>>7090729
I'd fight it all the way to the supreme court, because she has a human mind.
We'd set a precedent, anon.
We'd usher in a new era of human-pone relations.
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>>7090713
>sometimes she tries wooing younger colts
>jumps away at the last possible minute before they mount her
>laughs it off and bounces away singing 'fooled you' over and over
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>>7090729
>Bestiality
>With a creature that has its humanity

lel no
That's discrimination
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>>7090713
>I totally got you good, anon
>You're such a faggot
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>>7090744
>Human x pony wedding

>Put a collar around pony wife and lead her out
>The bride side of the family simultaneously vomits and curses
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>>7090470
Well I stream art every saturday at 4PM. I'm not sure if it will be a request stream, but I'll be sure to doodle some Aquarius afterwards or during the stream.
I'm tired so I'm gunna go pass out, g'night guys.
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cock goes where
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>>7090784
pony
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>>7090784
IN THE PARTY WHOLE
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>>7090758
>The camera zooms in on them crying.
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>>7090751
>>7090764
>Everytime they put her on the witness stand she acts like a normal dumb horse and keeps trying to nibble on the mic
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>>7090784
I'll take it if no one else will
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>>7090803
That precocious little pink pone, I couldn't stay mad at her.
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>>7090795
I know I would
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>>7090655

she's almost definitely the best lay of the mane six, because as much as she enjoys sex herself, she's always concerned primarily with making sure her partner is enjoying him/her/them/itself. just imagine gliding into that young marecunt, stretched by so many horsecocks over the years, but still tight enough to make you shudder when you draw out. the warm, fuzzy, pink flesh that mirrors each move you make, rising and falling with your breath, heaving and grunting with your thrusts. the ability to be at one moment the nicest friend in the world, the best listener and most stalwart companion, and the next the nastiest girl under Celestia's yellow sun, each word that comes out of her mouth dripping with filth.

and no matter what you want, she knows exactly what you want, because she wants nothing more than for you to get it.
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>>7090803
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL
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>>7090653
whoa wait hang on this made me think of something. hows this for an erotic artical of clothing for ponies.

A ring that wrapes around the very base of he tail where it connects to the body. From the ring dangles a bunch of thin strings or chains, decorated with a bunch of pretty, small gemstones or beads and feathers depending on how cheap it is.

It'd be like a beaded curtain, mostly hiding he good parts of constantly giving small tantalizing glimpses of the prize. Also the small jewelery chains would probably constantly gently crassness tickle and tease her most intimate parts as she moves, keeping her in the mood.
>>
so are you guys ready for the futashy contest to end tomorrow? I hope she posts all the art she got, I bet there's some really awful stuff.
I think atryl will win if he competes
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>>7090784
OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE
WAIT LET ME THINK
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>>7090784
You wanna put your what in my where?
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>>7090803
>not causing the entire courtroom to break into a coordinated song-and-dance routine
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>>7090803
>as the guilty verdict is read you look at her
>she's just smirking
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>>7090820
>Stretched out by so many horsecocks
NO
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>>7090846
>pinkie stays dumb horse the whole time
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>>7090795
now I'm sad...
can't a kind mare come along and give those poor colts a kiss and a hug and maybe a gentle sexing?
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>>7090849
>She magics a glass of water over and takes a drink
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>>7090860
Fine, Diamond Dog knots.
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>>7090828
There's never been a more appropriate time to post this.
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what goes on behind closed doors
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>>7090820
Pinkie is too...springy to get stretched out.
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>>7090871
That's what Slutty mares are for!
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>>7090880
pfff
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>>7090629
but horses dont have external clits
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>>7090860

she's everyone's best friend, bro. everyone's "very special friend". comfort is her specialty.
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So clearly a male Lyra would really really want to bone a human female, right?
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>>7090880
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>>7090880
>the joke is sex
Fuck it, I still laughed.
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>>7090898
You are a monster and a liar.
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>>7090849
>They drag you away to death row
>You keep shouting your innocence as she watches you go
>"SHES A CHICKEN I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
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>>7090880
Pinkie and who?
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>>7090903
>>7090908
The joke is always sex, but in this case it's funny because you're expecting the classic misdirection.
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>>7090880

Dohohoho
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Weee
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>>7090880
it's actually hilarious
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>>7090880
>>7090880
Will you ever finish applejakc season?
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>>7090880
Who is the stallion?
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>>7090914
pokey pierce I think, hard to tell
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>>7090880
>deaddovedonoteat,jpg
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>>7090913
>she really is a giant chicken
>this doesn't help your case in the slightest
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>>7090913
>death penalty for bestiality
what kind of third-world shithole do you live in?
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>>7090880
welp

You actually got me
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>>7090880

Hahahahhaha
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>>7090913
>executing the insane
>death row for bestiality

Are you that stupid?
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>>7090899
a stereotypical male lyra would be all over a human of either gender
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>>7090903
>>7090908
>the joke is sex
More now than ever really

I'm just so tired of the old gag where it sounds like sex talk but then they bust in and it turns out they're having ice cream or playing mortal kombat or some shit

hey here's an idea if it sounds like sex what the fuck are you doing busting in
you fucking busta
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>>7090880
you got me, GG
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>>7090929
Hes gonna pop her balloon.
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>>7090920
ha!
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>>7090929
Ah, that makes sense. I always figured he'd want to pop her balloons.
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>>7090948
>mlpg's favorite magazine
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hap birthday to sb
i didn't have a very good artistic year, but i bet it would have been shittier without his influence
i think i already missed him though, dammit
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>>7090948
more fluttershy stallion quest when?
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>>7090912

gotta shaaaaaaaare, gotta caaaaaaaaare.

why don't you want to share her, anon? afraid you'll lose her? or maybe you just don't want anyone else to be happy, all pent-up and tense all the time?
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>>7090954
NOW GO WORSHIP MY TUMBLR!
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>tfw you miss someone asking if you're here
>you might never know what they wanted
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>>7090948
A little change doesn't hurt I guess, and sex IS the funniest joke as always.
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>>7090926
POKEY!
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>>7090979
>It's not about farts.
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>>7091021
pokeymon?
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>>7090993
Your words are like poison.
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>>7090948
>All you had to do was follow the damn train, AJ!
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>>7090935
>>7090944
Pinkie was THAT bad a witness
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>>7090871
they just go and ask fluttershy after getting blueballsed by pinkie. Fluttershy never says no.

She never says yes either. She just blushes and looks at the ground and moves her tail to the side so you can mount her. A lot of ponies feel kinda bad about taking advantage of her like that, but not enough to stop.

They would feel less bad if they ever saw how genially GIDDY she is when she's sure o ponies are looking. Practically skips home singing and excitedly tells angle about how a boy thought she was pretty enough to have sex with. Angle doesn't actually give a fuck.
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>>7091016
and you are?
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>>7091021
Pokey Pierce.
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>>7091022
That's mostly just one anon I think. And I occasionally incorporate it in greentexts for entertainment value.
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>>7091038
shut up you fat idiot and learn to shoot
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>>7090820
>pinkie
>not dash
>>
MLPG

Assuming my favorite pony was real and appeared before me and we loved each other

How could I possibly hide her from the outside world? I don;t even life alone!
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>>7090903
>>7090908
lets be fair. sex is really funny.
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>>7091016
>tfw too timid to ask if they're there
>they're never there whenever you actually do
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>>7091045
no
no I don't like it
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>>7091070
You know what has to be done, anon.
No witnesses.
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>>7091061
>implying Dash has ever been with a guy
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>>7091045
>Practically skips home singing and excitedly tells angle about how a boy thought she was pretty enough to have sex with. Angle doesn't actually give a fuck.

That's sad too thought

>Angle
>Twice
God damn man
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>>7091070
go public
get a brony lawyer to defend her rights
move to a place where horsefuckery is legal
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>>7091070
ask her to take you back to equestria with her
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>>7090920
You call that googly?
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>>7091054
Stop that.

You're encouraging him.
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>>7091061
Dash is a combination of too insecure and too despirate for intimacy to really just enjoy intercourse, whereas pinkie actually manages to have FUN doing the nasty.
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Which pony is size queen
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>>7091070
>Assuming my favorite pony was real and appeared before me and we loved each other
>How could I possibly hide her from the outside world? I don;t even life alone!
I SMELL A SITCOM
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>>7091045
Now I feel bad for Fluttershy instead...
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>>7091082
This.

Burn everything.
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>>7091084
Mornin' Angle.
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>>7091037

perhaps. but even now, now, very now, an old red stallion is tupping your pink mare.

and she loves it. and you know you can't compete with that. you know what the answer is. kill them both.
>>
>tfw you used to ERP as a pony on a furry fetish site
>tfw you just haven't felt like ERPing for the past couple weeks

I should pick that back up again, somehow. Was fun playing a hermaphrodite Chrysalis who is hell-bent on acquiring a private harem of ponies to knock up at her leisure, and use as her broodmothers for her next Swarm
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>>7091046

Some guy that wrote some crappy thing.
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>>7091102
Celestia
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>>7091104
>Ponie doesnt want to share the same bed as me

;_;
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>>7091099
But it would be fun breaking her in.
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>>7091070
Get law amended to extend human rights to beings that clearly have sentience

It's not like we're not going to need it once we make true AI

You'll save thousands of robots years of suffering

>The 2014 Fluttershy Act
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which one is pokey pierce?

he a backgrounder or an oc?

I feel bad if former, don't care if latter
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>>7091121
that sounds fun but also disgusting
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>>7091114
Are you calling me a nigger?
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>>7091121
Can't you ever ERP something normal?
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>>7091125
To be fair, she is big for a pony and she practically is a queen
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>>7091137
BG
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>>7091121
>tfw you used to ERP on gaia and enjoyed it when you were a young 'un
At least once a week, I look back on my early teens and wish for a time machine so I can go beat the shit out of myself.
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>>7091111
WHERE DOING THIS
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
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>>7091137
He's the one popping all the balloons at the party in the first CMC episode.
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>>7091121

I don't know that feel, bro.
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>>7091125
That's a joke, right.
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>>7091093
I will drive to your house and googly down your throat if I have too.
Whatever makes you happy you sick fuck.
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>>7091127
Do you even femsnails? That's what she's trying to work towards.
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>>7091045
But she's the prettiest pony in Ponyville

If anything she'd get loads of people courting her and she'd screw it up by insisting that she doesn't deserve it
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>>7090920
I miss Googles...
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>>7091099
That's just the difference between a virgin and a slut.
Sure sex with a slut would be more fun, but sex with a virgin feels more special.

Sex with Dash would feel incredibly special.
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>>7090923
>glitter glue in charge of replying
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>>7091137
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>>7091170
>Get crossed signal with fem Snails
>Both of us end up sleeping alone out of politeness for one another
>Both of us are unhappy and wish for the opposite
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>>7091161
Can I suck your dick while you're here?
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Leo.
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>>7091188
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? It's not special, it just sucks.
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>>7091045

most of the stallions don't like fucking Fluttershy, as it's seen as a sign of utter sexual desperation. however, it's perfectly acceptable for colts to use her for release, to the point that Fluttershy only really ever services Equestria's future studs.
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>>7091123
If it was this one >>7089284
then I have a question.
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>>7091125
She only wants you for your arm, bro. Elbow-deep.
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>>7091188
This.

A special time for a special little pegasus.
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>>7091202
HEY
Did you end up drawing dicks?
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>>7091202
that's cute
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>>7091188
>that
>being slutty
No, that's called not being a sperg.
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>>7091147
Where's the fun in that? If I wanted something sexually normal I'd go hire a hooker.
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>>7091202
>those teeth
hnnnngh
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>>7091202
I love it
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>>7091202
That's a cute Leopone.
I bet the fangs are fake, though.
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>>7091188
anon you card
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>>7091139
Slimy yet satisfying
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>>7091223
nope. didn't feel like it.
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>>7091210

Yes, that was me. What's your question?
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>>7091230
Pinkie goes beyond "not a sperg" straight into "slut."
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>>7091231
Vanillafags have to get off too, man.
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>>7091245
why havent you killed yourself yet?
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>>7091247
Do you even pinkie? At all? Getting to the point where she'll hop on your purple-helmetted warrior is just below Tigger "Crimson King" the Nigger on the International Scale of Hard.
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>>7091202
>>7091244
And how about vaginas?
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>>7091261

I dunno.
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>>7091201
Sorry Anon, but my boss says I cannot accept tips or give any tips of any kind.
I am only to come in and fix your pipes.
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>>7091161
Do it. I double dog dare you!
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>>7091238
>"RAAAAAAAAAWR-!"
>her fake plastic fangs fall out
>"Ohhhh, not again!"
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>>7090923
>Will you ever finish applejakc season?
yes at some point

>>7091198
yes, that's more the spirit of femsnails
no rape either
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>>7091273
hop to it
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>>7091238
>implying
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>>7091128

her and Gilda. it would be hot seeing them go from dominant and, in Gilda's case, aggressive, to realizing just how badly they want to be thrown down and fucked until they can't walk right, constantly looking down, never speaking (unless you give them permission, of course), growing her hair out and becoming more and more girly every day, because that's what she thinks a stud wants from his mare.

good job i didn't fap earlier.
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>>7091270
I'd really love to but can't find proper reference. All I can come up with is the slit. And that is boring. And penis, don't know how to draw it with appeal.
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>>7091245
Would you be interested to run Celestia quest? I tried to convince Aspirant to do it but he does not want to play such quests anymore plus she kind of on hiatus for a long time.

There was anon back then who planned to run quest with her as well, but didn't have guts for that.
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>>7091171
Even if it has less sex i prefer this headcannon for accuracy sakes.

She wants a boyfriend, or maybe even a fling but every time a guy get flirty with her she panics and runs away in a sudden attack of social anxiety. Every time she tries to be the forward one and start the flirting she just fucking spaghettis everywhere and runs away feeling embarrassed. The few times she set up a actual date, probably using he magical version of online dating, she never shows up. She stays home tying to psych herself up and force herself to go. "its just a date its no big deal its just one little lunch" but she can't. she stays home and does a soft flutterscreem of frustration into a pillow at her own social fears brain problems.
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>>7091292
>having pony right in front of you
>but you can't even pet her
what a hollow feel that would be
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>>7091292
GG what is with you and desperately unhappy subjects
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>>7091292
>no rape
FUCKING DROPPED.
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Twilight: Good for vanilla stuff where you enjoy being the more experienced party

Rarity: Good for romance and passionate, but sensually slow screwing. Nothing overtly lewd, just extremely loving...er...loving.

Dash: Hard, fast, and rough. It hasn't been a good night until you both have bruises and a dozen hickeys.

AJ: Dominant in bed, but not in the emasculating way. Sudden and spontaneous, hard yet in a loving way.

Pinkie: Pretty much a fetish encyclopedia. Is always up for anything and everything and will always try something once.

Fluttershy: Forever a virgin.
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>>7091304
>to realizing just how badly they want to be thrown down and fucked until they can't walk right
unf-
>constantly looking down, never speaking (unless you give them permission, of course
uh-
>growing her hair out and becoming more and more girly every day
okay I can't do this
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>>7091292
are the rule 63 ponies having sex with fluttershy? or are they just teasing her?
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>>7091313
>be at mall
>adorable girl working at the auntie annies
>friends literally PUSHING ME towards her as hard as they can
>sperg strength kicks in and I shove them backwards until they give up and go browse the selection at gamestop
Hello life, thy name is suffering.
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>>7091305
Can you show me what you have got so far? May be it is not sobad and I'm fine with subtle.

I'd love if you could draw gemini in a similar yin-yang pose eatingf each other:
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>>7091244
My nigga.
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>>7091336
Sounds about right.
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>>7091282
It just gets cuter and cuter.
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>>7091331
ikr

Femsnails is a rapist if ever I've seen one!
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>>7091322
he's chronically miserable
so he doesn't allow his characters to have any more happiness than he does
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>>7091347
She's their fucktoy, anon. A communal whore to wet their dick with whenever they feel the need to blow off some steam.

And she loves every minute of it.
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>>7091352
Anon shh.

You made the right choice.
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>>7091343

yeah, that one was mostly for me.
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>>7091231
>not hiring a hooker and making her wear a Pinkie Pie fursuit for you
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>>7091336
Works for me.
What about the princesses?
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Fom a meta discussion of the nature of the people posting in the general to pony sex

>Is the general good or bad?
>and what can we put in its butt
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>>7091318
and you can't vent your anger with punching either
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>>7091404
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>>7091404
Its a damn sight better than running off contributors.
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>>7091336
>that Rarity
aaaaaaaaaaargh, why must she tempt me so?!
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>>7091307

I'm flattered that you think I'm good enough for a job like that, but I honestly don't think that I have the aptitude in writing, nor the disposition to run a quest like that. I haven't read any of Aspirant's quests, but from how much everyone seems to love them I don't think I could hope to live up to that. Anyway, that particular type of interactive quest doesn't really catch my fancy, and I don't think I'd do it justice.

I'd give it a shot, honestly, because I'd love to do something for people, but I have a lot of other things on my plate at the moment and I don't think I could spare the time I would need to dedicate to it.

I really appreciate you asking, though.
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>>7089284
>>7089720
>>7091210
>>7091245
>>7091307
Anon, I'm leaving.If you plan to answer after 5 hours again then I won't see it and I won't care enough to check the threads I missed later.

good night
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>>7091406
well it looks like I can at least boop her.
that's something.
what about ear-scratches? are those allowed?
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>>7091336
I think twilight might have like one book of Beginners Weird Sex Spells that she likes to experiment with both alone and with others.

She has a copy of Advance Weird Sex Spells but it is just a bit too intense for her.

headcanon im making up right now. the want-it-need-it spell is a modified version of a spell from the sex magic book.
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>>7091404
we've been arguing all god damn day.
take a moment to enjoy the temporary peace, would you?
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>>7091399
Celestia: Total MILF. Has over 1000 years of experience, and is willing to share that with you. Very maternal, very affectionate. Coitus with her is usually rather passionate, with equal giving and getting, not finishing until both parties are fully sated.

Luna: Has a hidden dominatrix side. Adores bondage. Likes to play up the whole "I'm a regal Princess and you're just a commoner" angle. Nights with her (hue) wont end until you've fully satisfied her.
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>>7091447
>>7091443
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>>7091437
Could we do one for the fillies/ From a perspective of everyone, including the reader, being a teenager. And maybe appending a new selection for the main 6 from the same reader-is-a-teen perspective where they've aged in accordance with the fillies? yes I will admit I'm simply begging for another depiction of teen sweetie clinging desperately to her boyfriend as if he were a rope and she were hanging a thousand feet in the air.
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>>7091460
but anon, she learned that spell from Cadence
Although, there's no reason why it wouldn't be in the sex magic book as well
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>>7091460
>you will never browse the erotic spellbook with Twilight, going over the various spells and which ones you'd like to try
it'd be like magical kama sutra...
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>>7091468
>Implying Celestia wouldn't have gone through almost every fetish in existence during her 1000 years of experimenting
>Implying the stuff she needs to get off these days isn't so hardcore that most mortals wouldn't even survive it, or would puke at the mere description of it
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>>7091404
>and what can we put in its butt
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>>7091336
>Fluttershy: Forever a virgin.
Hard to stay a virgin when you're too weak a flier to escape even Earth ponies.
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>>7091468
>dat Celestia
are you TRYING to push all of my buttons? because it's working
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>>7091202
oh how cute anon. You might need to work on your line art though. Using Sai?
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>>7091512
>Butt plug
>concave glass bottom
Now that's just not practical
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>>7091404
Leave the meta out, please.
I'm so tired of meta.
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>>7091500
>posted chrysalis
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>>7091447

>Too slow with replies

Fuck. Oh well. All the more reason I shouldn't be a writer.
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>>7091513
Yeah, she's probably an experienced rapee by now. Maybe that's why she's so jumpy and nervous. She's expecting stallions to jump out and violently rape her at any moment.
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>>7091482
>that mental image
D-does her voice still crack when she's a teen?
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>>7091513

deaf pls

fluttershy is far too big of a slut to ever get raped
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>>7088751
This would have taken a lot less time if I didn't linger in the general.
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>>7091552
Only with you, anon.
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>>7091547
She's not afraid of her shadow, she's afraid when her shadow isn't what she expects because it might mean somebody's sneaking up behind her.
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>>7091468
Zecora?
Chrysalis?
Trixie?
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I'm very sad

Can I have just the right pony to make me feel better?
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>>7091546
For what it's worth, I thought that Celestia thing was neat but I understand why you might not want to run a quest

People just really love interactive horsefucking adventures
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>>7091547
>fluttershy often being humiliated on the public by random stallions
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Here's one of these
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>>7091577
Trixie is literately all talk. She plays off the whole haughty dominatrix shtick, but she's probably a virgin and hasn't even been kissed
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>>7091552
Yes.
Especially when she cries out your name during orgasm.
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Did someone say ROSS? Ping-pong back and forth on turns of events in my life, good stuff! That's right fuckers, my tablet came a whole four days early, how convenient!

Now that I'm back, what should I do to MLPG...hmmmm... it's on the tip of my tongue, I swear
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>>7091482

>each of the teen CMC clinging desperately to their rock in a dark ocean, arms and legs wrapped around him, head resting on his shoulder, short hot gasps of pleasure being breathed into his ear
>"Cutie Mark Crusaders lovers~"
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>>7091603
draw ponies you fuck
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>>7091582
I imagine running a quest is hard work, so yeah, I can see why people might not want to.
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but guys ponies can't rape. trying to rape in Equestria causes you to spontaneously turn inside out,

then your assets are deleted from the flash files and your lines written out of he scrip.
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>>7091553
>terrified of any interaction with someone she doesn't know
>slut
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>>7091595
also here's some DIVERSITY
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>>7091594
the fuck is this
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>>7091582

Yeah, I don't think I'm suited to fulfill that particular desire.

Okay i'm fucking off now.
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>>7091464
>we've been arguing all god damn day.
shh, shh, anon. night is here.
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>>7091622
oh brother. why?
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>>7091578
But which pony is the right pony?
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>>7091622

I like indian Twilight
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>>7091624
>not knowing about the world's worst fetish to come out of the fandom
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>>7091620
So THAT's what happened to Derpy.
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>>7091585
That's why she's so fond of Big Mac; he actually asks her first before fucking her in public.
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>>7091621
>Show some initiative and talk to her even when she tries to shy away
>Become friends

>Fuck buddy that doesn't say no

Slut
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>>7091594
>you will never climb inside DJ Acid's cock
>you will never use her bladder as a sauna
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>>7091443
>but I have a lot of other things on my plate
Examples? Are you a writefag?
Metals?

Also, it is never late to try quest. Aspirant once started like that, from scratch.

May be you could try a test, quick one for starters?

>>7091582
Umm... Celestia Quest was supposed to be feels only. perhaps slight romance but no horsefucking. Otherwise too OOC and just nt interesting.Could be as much random OC alicorn.
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>>7091608
oh my god
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>>7091633
That one right there
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>>7091622
nope
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>>7091632
Just in case someone doesn't like the other one.
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>>7091622
call me crazy, but I think I actually like the darker-skinned one better
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>>7091634

who's better, Blacklight, or Twilight Patel?
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>>7091608
>Silver spoon is surprised you even pay any attention to her, let alone show affection, considering how badly she treated you over the past few years.
>Not that any of that matters to her, any more. She's content to keep up appearances during class, she'll sit next to you, but no PDA. Especially with diamond around.
>But after school, there is absolutely nothing she likes more than to rest her head on your shoulder and relax in your embrace.
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>>7091676
you are crazy
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>>7091655
She wouldn't SAY no, she'd panic and punch you in the nose and run off
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>>7091645
there's worse, bilbo baggins
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>>7091676
Crazy.
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>>7091652
>you will never casually fuck your pony girlfriend in public while she's chatting with her friends
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>>7091629
Thank you, merciful goddess of the night.
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>>7091667
Which one? There's a bunch!
Give me a color! Or something!
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>>7091659

>Examples? Are you a writefag?

IRL stuff as well as trying to improve on other skills. Drawing, for one. For you guys!

>May be you could try a test, quick one for starters?

I'll keep it in mind. I'm not wholly opposed to the idea but I have some reservations about it, for the reasons I stated. I'll think on it, though.
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>>7091652
>BigMac
>making a question
>not just silently taking her

nigga..
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>>7091690
I wouldn't sex Fluttershy.
I would hug her and cuddle her though.
Would she be okay with that?
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>>7091629
Thank god for that.
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>>7091577
Zecora: Love-making sessions with her are usually always accompanied by some sort of drug, be it a hallucinogenic or narcotic. Senses are heightened, and it feels more like a spiritual mergence than a gentle, passionate lay.

Chrysalis: Hard, angry, damn near feral. She's the one in command in this relationship, she wears the pants, and you damn well better follow directions to the letter. Very dominating, likes to bite. A lot. Never lets you pull out either (the Swarm must grow, after all!). It's less about you and more about her. And she's not afraid to remind you of that fact.

Trixie: She's really into roleplay. Like. A lot. Loves to play the whole "Damsel in Distress" scenario, with you being her Prince Charming or whatever. Externally she's a bit of a bitch, but once you get to know her she's not that bad. Loves it when you talk dirty, and refer to her in the third person. Generally tame, no real huge kinks other than the roleplaying thing. Though sometimes she likes to do some faux non-con, playing the poor wandering showmare who stumbles down a dark alley on a fateful night.
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>>7091681
what about Diamond?
she deserves love too
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>>7091725
It would be really nice if you did give some thought to that idea. There is no one left to run that quest decently ;_;
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post human ponies
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>>7091708
You know

The one over there. The good one
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>>7091753
k
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>>7091753
No. Humens are for scrubs.
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>>7091730
>Never lets you pull out either
Fuck yes.
I love a girl that loves being filled.
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>>7091751

Was the quest already started or something Aspirant had planned? Didn't they quit partway through LunaQuest?
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>>7091774
I laughed more than I should have.
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>>7091513
>hard to stay a virgin

How is it hard to stay a virgin when she never leaves her house for anything other than picnics and would rather sweet talk animals than boys

She's completely uninteresting.
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>>7091726
He asks with his eyes.
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>>7091730
>dat everything
coool
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>>7091753
I'm never going to stop posting this
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>>7091787
>Asks with his eyes
>Not his huge, burgeoning erection
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>>7091730
Fuck that.
Fuck you Chrysalis.
I'm not going to be dominated.
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>>7091743
She is, unfortunately, the textbook definition of tsundere. She will never tell you she likes you, and her affections are locked in a can that takes one hell of a can opener to get to. But once you do, she's downright starved for your love and is sub almost to a fault when she does finally open herself up to you fully. Don't even expect her to so much as hint at it in public, however.
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>>7091730
I think it moved! Oh my god I think it moved!
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>>7091782
He actually had plans for it (even before lunaquest), but then faggots (redplayer and others) ruined Lunaquest with faggotry and there is no more waifuquests from him.
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>>7091785
>Fluttershy is a virgin because she's uninteresting

That feel....
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>>7091782
It was already started. Not sure by who. Not Aspirant.

Aspirant killed LunaQuest and tacked on an epilogue after the pacing issues and infighting became too much to bear.
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>torrentanon will never seed again
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>>7091818

I see.
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quick if you could have anything in the world right now

what would it be
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>>7091784
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>>7091785
she fucks her animals.

she can speak and understand them and isn't afraid of them. she fucks ever god damn pet.
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>>7091804
I'd still pinch her
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>>7091681

>as often as she can get away with it (which is nowhere as often as she'd like), Silver takes one of the cars out for the weekend
>the two of you drive up along the coast until you find an uninhabited little beach nobody else knows about
>you camp out in the back seat of the car, sleeping curled up next to each other with the windows rolled down and the sunroof back, open tot he ocean and the stars
>she knows that if she ever gets cold, all she has to do is shiver and you'll instantly wrap your arms tighter around her, and the cold sea air suddenly won't seem to bite so deep
>plus it gives her a great opportunity to show off the Pilates she's been doing recently

WHERE DOING THIS MAN

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN
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>>7091811
ffffffffuck yes
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>>7091839
Pinkie Pie
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>>7091753
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>>7091839
I WISH TO BE THE LITTLE PONY
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>>7091818
No he didn't. He makes this stuff up on the fly. He was no more prepared for Sunbutt than for Moonbutt.
The only reason he DIDN'T run Celestiaquest is because some tard voted sixteen times and he had to go with the next, legitimate choice. So blame that guy.
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>>7091814
I would worship that anus
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>>7091842
>she can speak and understand them
Does this make it ok? I mean, she's a horse, and they can consent. I guess it's still beastiality, but if she's a talking horse, and it's a talking something
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>>7091753
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>>7091882

It looks like a trap, like you can put something in but it'll cut you to hell when you try to pull it out
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>>7091807
Then I hope you go well with a little red wine, Anon.
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>>7091839
A box containing Fluttershy, a portal to Equestria and enough dosh to live comfortably for the rest of my life in Equestria
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i bet teen scoots is a bit of a slut.

not in a bad way, just she takes the tomboy thing further the dash and approaches sex like a teen guy would.

Also is bi. but hides it cause she thinks it make things weird between her and her best friends.
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>>7091895
it reminds me of horse pucker
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>>7091902
>Female and red wine.
Great, no wonder she is so emotional.
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>>7091839
Phenomenal cosmic power.
So that I could then do with it as I please.
Like make Equestria real, and bring the people I like with me, provided they wanted to come.
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>>7091807
>>7091902
I tried to warn you, man...
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>>7091908
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>>7091905
>Finally get comfortably settled in Equestria
>House and all your belongings are promptly destroyed by the BBEG of the Season
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>>7091811
...what about Babs?
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>>7091839
Maxwells little notebook.
Then I could have anything I wanted.
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>>7091877
He actually said earlier he was interested in Celestiaqest when we started to do revoting.
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>>7091936
>BBEG of the Season


Hasbro
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>>7091902
>"There are two refreshments in your world which are the color of red wine."
>"This...is not red wine."
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>>7091908
nope. not at all. See, in some ways, she's exactly like dash. In others, she falls short. And finally, there are a few where she puts dash to shame. Like, for example, being twice the awkward sperg dash ever was when it comes to intimacy. She talks a big game, that is, when she can hide the distress in her face when she does it, but any time things actually move forward, she all but completely shuts down and runs.
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12 days till #3 on the comic, who is hype?
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>>7091839

Weaver's secret stash
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>>7091961
I haven't even read #2
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>>7091946
Unfortunately that was the one episode I didn't actually sit through.
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Give me one good reason why I shouldnt waifu Berry Punch?

So help me I will!
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>>7091951
Anon, let's put this into perspective for a moment.
If he had done Celestiaquest and not Lunaquest...what do you suppose would have happened?

Shouldn't we be thankful that Celestiaquest wasn't chosen, and subsequently ruined?
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>>7091892
look, if they successfully fuck it means it was consensually, because Evil spent all its points on cool shit like monsters and evil gods and didn't have anything left over for non consensual sex or widespread poverty or shit like that.
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>>7091972
do it wimp
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>>7091877

I'm not sorry for voting 16 times
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>>7091972
Her entire personality is being an alcoholic.
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>>7091936
>"HAH, I DRSTROYED YOUR HUMAN BELO-"
>That was about as far as he got on the monolog before you punched him in the face.
>With a kitchen knife.
>Fifteen times.
>Not making a sound.
>No look of rage on your face.
>Just stabbing, that blank look of indifference as the gore coats you.
>You enjoy your new trophy, when you have a wall again you think you will mount it.
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>>7091969
Well why the fuck not anon?
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>>7091972
>Waifuing a pony who already has a kid

Are you insane
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>>7091839
The power to become a trans-dimensional being, kinda like Q. I'd use my powers to give people some sort of technology, like a portal, to travel to whatever dimension they desired to visit and they'd be able to use the portal to get back if they wanted to.
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>>7091969
You should.
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>>7091991
I will!

You t-think I won't? You just watch!
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>>7091970
whaaaaaaat?!
dammit!
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>>7091973

What even happened? Explain it simply for someone who doesn't know anything about those quests.
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>>7091996
>We will have to share alcohol.
Nope, not worth it.
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>>7091998
>making a trophy after ruining its face
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>>7092005
Well, anon has always wanted a daughter.
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>>7091998
>And then anon was the BBEG.
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>>7091730
>that Chrysalis
Jesus. Do we at least get some post-coital cuddling?
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>>7092009
Q isn't a trans-dimensional being.

He's just Omnipotent.
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>>7092005
Hey, that poor kid could use a stable parent figure.
Someone who will sit down with her and help her with her horse homework.
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>>7091961
I'll probably be more hype when comic #2 finally comes in the mail and after the preview for #3, but for now I'm indifferent.
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>>7092018
she has a way higher tolerance than you
if anything, you would be mooching off her
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>>7092018
>buy $100 of booze on 21st birthday
>tell mom she's welcome to the baileys
>it's gone in three days
Good christ that was a bad call.
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>>7092005
older single mothers are great because they are kinda desperate and sometimes pretend not to notice you diddling their kid if you're not too violent about it.
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>>7090433
>>7090484
>late
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>>7091730
>that Chrysalis
unf
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>>7091973
>Shouldn't we be thankful that Celestiaquest wasn't chosen, and subsequently ruined?
I agree with the point you are making, but that is now what I was talking about. Aspirant HAD plans and was interested in Celestiaquest before. He did probably even would do it if Lunaquest turned out well.
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>>7092019
>Not mounting the ass portion so you can throw darts at it.
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>>7092034
>being omnipotent
I'll take that if I can't be an omnidimensional being.
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>>7092027
Sometimes. But it's more of a "this is mine and no one else can has it" possessive hold than cuddling.
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>>7091998
>you stand over his mangled body, your hands coated in gore
>looking over your shoulder, you see your pony friends staring at you with horrified expressions on their faces
>"...What, did you want to kill him yourselves?"
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>>7091946

She's a tough girl, but I think she'd be more demonstrative than Diamond Tiara.

The kind of girl who holds your arm and isn't afraid to give you a little smooch in public.

But I'm betting all that bullying she got when she was little means she's a bit sensitive about her weight, and she might give any girl she thinks is prettier than her a glare that could burn through iron if they look at you too long.
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>>7092025
Feels good.

But rainbows do not.
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>>7092056
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>>7092066

You know you wouldn't throw darts at it, anon.
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>>7092027
Well, you can cuddle with her while she is killing eating you.
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>>7092005
I waifu a pony who could have birthed hundreds of generations of ponies for all I know.
Or she could be celibate.
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>>7092056

LK pls. My heart.
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>>7091839
$100,000 cobbled together from coins and cash that have been accidently/intentionally thrown away
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>>7091839

Forgiveness from my Student Loan debt. All of it.
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>>7092005
That just means you can have a threesome without even leaving the house.
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>>7092082
>that feel when Scorpio Flutterfag
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>>7092078
>Anon is seen as a barbaric evil hatemonger who devours flesh and bone
>They organize against him and trap him in stone
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>>7092083
Of course I would.

I would also get the dart gun out of storage and see how well I could hit it tanked out of my mind.

possibly wake up with a dart in my leg the next morning and wonder how I managed that.
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>>7092105
>after converting all the currencies you end up with about $50 american
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>>7092127
>bone
>stone

Zecora pls.
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>>7092056
>still nobody has greentexted her slipping a needle with a paralytic into the tip of her tail, stinging you, and having her way with you while holding her tail up to your neck
>or even pegging you with her tail while you ream her out
I still consider this night unproductive.
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>>7092127
>Must...make...cool...pose.
>Anon is set with the autism face because some dust hit his nose and he was about to sneeze.
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>>7092136
>implying the '$' didn't imply American dollars to begin with
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>>7092136
You're fucking stupid.
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>>7092143

But you basically just did it right there.
Why don't you do it yourself if you want more detail? Greentexting is not hard.
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>>7091617

No no, that wasn't it. Oh yeah now I remember! MORE SWEETIE BELLE
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>>7091811

>She has a bad day
>you can see it on her face
>you keep trying to comfort her, but every time, you're firmly rebuffed.
>"Get out of my space, Anon."
>"Lay off, you horndog!"
>"I don't have time for this."

>the moment she's absolutely certain you're alone, however, she immediately grabs you in a hug, and doesn't let go for a long time.
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>>7092017
Two things.
1. Pacing issues. This was a problem in Rarityquest near the end, and Lunaquest had the same problem.
2. Infighting. Anons were constantly arguing amongst each other over petty things. Including, but not limited to, whether to choose persuasion or astronomy as our special skill, when the sex will happen, how much sex there will be, the nature of feels and sex in a waifuquest, whether or not Luna has a hymen, etc.
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>>7092160

You should do more of your Pinkie in provocative poses

it's one of the few things I've consistently liked of yours
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>>7092159
bitch I already did half the shit in this thread
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>>7092160
>This is what that fucker that draws the massive tits on his humans is like to a t.
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>>7092160
2 years running and still the same ugly shit. added to the filter list. god, I wish JJ were here instead.
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>>7092160
GR pls
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>>7092056
hnnnnnngh
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>>7092143
>Implying she would waste her time on a chump like you
>When she could be stalking leopony
>Cuddling the fursuit nonconsensually
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>>7092160
>he actually thinks he's some sort of supervillain
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>>7092159
>Implying greentexting is not the most complicated form of writing.
>You just cannot see true talent.
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>>7092146

>anon makes the DOCTOR DOOM pose
>for the rest of the existence of Equestrian society, the story is told of ANONYMOUS VON DOOM, TRUE MASTER OF ALL HE BEHOLDS
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>>7092160
you aren't a bad artist ross but jesus christ your faces are shit ON PURPOSE
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>>7092203

You can smell the self-loathing roiling off of him.
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>>7092123
are you me?
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>>7092201
Saggitarius is already boning Leo. From 50 feet away.He never misses.Unless it's the 'wrong' hole.
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can we have another movie stream like last night?
that was fun.
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>>7092176
3. Redplayer/sentenal
>sa.png
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>>7091892
>implying there is anything wrong with interspecies sex
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>>7092176

That's too bad.

Not something I wouldn't expect, though. You get a bunch of the type of people who want a feelquest together and tell them they all have to share decisions and there's going to be autism.
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>>7092176
Aspirant fucking teased us with characters in Lunaquest that were actually interesting and cool.
He went, "hey guys, wanna go on awesome adventures with your horse bros!?
TOO BAD!"
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>>7092080
these are all great
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>>7092203
he's just a mediocre fetish artist... but on the internet HE'S...a mediocre fetish artist.
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>Anon asks you to draw Human Gilda
>figure why not, I haven't drawn her in a while
>start drawing
>remember why

The face. The face is kicking my ass here...

I could use some help - what am I doing wrong here?

Is it the eyes? The position of the head?
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>>7092203
I just think we've driven him insane at this point.

He couldn't handle the fact that so many people found his designs hideous and now he's just disconnected from reality.

He's probably going to go on a shooting spree eventually and the investigators are going to find some messed up fucking shrine to MLPG painted with his own blood hidden in his apartment
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>>7092259
Tip of the nose is down a bit too far. General good rule of thumb is that the nose extends the height of the ear, from bridge to tip.
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>>7091781
>>7092057
>She talks REALLY fucking raunchy
>Eggs (HURR) you on as you pound away at her, coaxing you to screw her harder and faster with words of knocking her up, of giving her a strong, proud brood, of breeding her and siring her next Swarm
>As her pleasure rises it just gets more and more degrading, Chrysalis almost berating you, telling you to work harder, that her eggs aren't going to fertilize themselves, that if you want to see her with a nice swollen belly you're going to have to EARN it
>Always ends in the most intense, most powerful orgasms you have ever had, hers ending in a cacophony of chitters and chips and squeals, while her wings buzz frantically upon her back, those inner claws clutching you tightly, squeezing in rhythmic pulses to milk you dry
>This is when she usually shows what little affection she's capable of, nosing you and nipping at your chin or cheek, wrapping limbs around you and clutching you tightly as she utters a single word
>"Mine~"
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>>7092216
>Three fillies help him escape accidentally.
>Casually walks around Canterlot, wondering what the hell happened.
>Meanwhile the city is in a panic.
>"Why does everything sound like screaming? Man my head hurts..."
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>>7092232

>sa.png

I never got why that thing gets reposted apart from the hateanon that always does it for the sake of shitposting.

I mean, his wording was a little clunky but it didn't seem that out-of-line to me. Sentenal's always been a little clumsy in his words. But, isn't that kind of shit what you guys do in a feelquest?
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>>7092259
Nose seems too long
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>>7092232
To be fair, I never argued about Luna's chastity.
My major crime was terrible rolls.
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For SB's birthday.
Happy birthday.
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>>7092259
her jawline looks pretty masculine
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>>7092276

ffffuck
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>>7092259

The neck looks a little mannish compared to the shoulders, and I think the ear is a little too low, and the nose is a little too long.

Some problems could lie in the forehead, because you know, Gilda's hair doesn't behave like real hair and it could be throwing you off.
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>>7092259
Your Gilda always seems a bit cross-eyed.
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>>7092174

>in very public places, she even can go so far as to pretend she doesn't know you
>she insists on walking in front of you, or at the very least dressing you up as a valet or bodyguard so nobody suspects you're (GASP) going out
>but still, as soon as you're alone, the first and last things out of her mouth are "i love you"
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Does that means Chrysalis can turn into stallion and impregnate someone? What kind of DNA will be taken into account in this case: chrysalis or the stallion's copied?
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>>7092276
>"Yours..."
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>>7092143
Someone do this.
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>>7092280
>Guys, I had the WEIRDEST dream...wait...why am I in Canterlot?
>Is this a hedge maze?
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>>7092307

Oh, and her bush isn't big enough
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>>7092276
my boner!
my heart!
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>>7092310

Why the fuck would you love someone that treated you like that? This is retarded.
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>>7092288
>this faggot never left general all this time

I feel dirty and sad.
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>>7092328
Shut one down, Anon, because the other needs all the blood
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>>7092314
Why would she completely change gender when she can just add the necessary parts?

I mean if her Swarm was utterly decimated, she'd want to do everything in her power to get those numbers up quick. IF she had both parts of reproductive organs, she could abduct mares to use as broodmothers and abduct stallions to knock herself up at the same time.

It's just more efficient.
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>>7092222
Yes
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>>7092337
Did you even listen to a word he said?
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>>7092337
I've been here since February 2011. I'm not that easy to get rid of.
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These videos are so mesmerizing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUFeKy1iF-k
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>>7092339
I can't
my boner says "fuck her senseless"
but my heart says "cuddle her all night"
and I find myself craving both
what's a guy to do?
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>>7092294

I made one too

Is he here?
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>>7092192
say it isn't so, anon
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>>7092374
cuddle her senseless
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>>7092310
>Even in her house she is like this around the servants.
>The entire house knows about your relationship, they just pretend to not notice.
>The butler has made it a little goal of his to treat you as much of a guest as possible.
>Her father can't seem to keep himself from giggling when he sees him trying to usher you out after you just came into the house.
>The house was not expecting guests today, after all.
>He bursts into laughter when Diamond notices this and tries to stop the butler.
>"Is he a guest then? Your guest, perhaps?"
>You never expected to see her make that face before.
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>>7092367

Pretty good ASMR

If you're unaware, look it up
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>>7092241
>waifu quest
>adventures with side characters

RedPlayer please
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>>7092375
nah he's asleep
or he's a liar
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>>7092375
Apparently not.
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>>7092374
>The tender moment doesn't last very long, usually after a few moments she just clears her throat and stares at you, expecting you to dismount and carry on with...whatever it is you do.
>But it's nice to enjoy it while it lasts.
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>>7092399

I'm starting to see why this quest failed.
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>>7092367
>These videos are so mesmerizing
why can't i stop watching this
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>>7092391
Ah yes, the ever-so-rare human scrunch.
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>>7092310
I don't think she'd go THAT far.
Sure she'd try to hide the relationship, but I think she'd at least acknowledge you and let you walk next to her.
Just keep your hands to yourself, or she'll take 'em off.
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>>7092399
If he didn't want to tempt us he shouldn't have sent us on a goddamn dungeon crawl.
Or burn Silversurfer.
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>>7092192
>I wish JJ were here instead.
That would actually be nice. He's real big about doing requests for fans. If we were his fans instead of his stream and tumblr, he would draw all sorts of shit for us all the time.
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>>7092406
oh well
there's always next time <3
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>>7092375
It's 4AM where he lives, I'm sure he's asleep
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>>7092419
Yeah I know right? Instead we're stuck with a shit tier image spammer. Oh well...
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>>7092412
>>7092367


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

Stuff's pretty fascinating. I use auditory ASMR to relax and draw. Usually stuff like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvLyE6rRsx0&list=PLE7CBDC95874B2AF7
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>>7092391
sheesh, at least give her some leeway around the house!
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>>7092417
That is WHY quest failed. RedPlayer begged it with his samefaggotry and Aspirant cracked, thinking majority wanted it. And the this fucking toll turned into avalanche no one could escape. He shouldn't do that in a first place, it was Luna-centered quest dammit.

I hate the faggot.
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>>7092410
See? I told you.
Infighting.
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>>7092419
>JJ takes our requests
>he promptly gets five hundred requests for "a different face"
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>>7092450
There was no samefagging. That's just you being a conspiracy theorist.
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>>7092406
>You spend the rest of 'Whatever it is you do" in the hive.
>All you hear is this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYM4KxVheo

They say you get used to it after a week.
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>>7092276
unf

It is my headcanon that her vaginal claws inject an orgasm inducing poison into her partner when she cums.
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>>7092459

Or you could just request ponies.
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>>7092450
I took a name as an unspoken agreement NOT to samefag. That's it.
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>>7092459
We only call him out on sameface because he doesn't draw for us.
When MS was still here and drawing for us there wasn't very much mention of his sameface.
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>>7092259
>>7092259
>>7092259
>>7092259
>censor-bar on camel-toe

geez. that's cute, Art-Anon. But why are you so afraid of drawing nudes?
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>>7092459
ponies man, I'm sure he'd just do them, and not give us an argument on how drawing obese people is more fun
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>>7092459
Hey You guys, SO about these horespconys....Do you think Virgo's eyes are the color of forget me nots
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>>7092471

>it hurts so much
>but you can't stop cumming through the pain
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>>7088966
>tfw so slow
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>>7092488
I like this horoscohorse
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>>7092443
It's just the butler.
He does it in a joking manner.
Come on, it's all the fun he gets.

In his, butler ways.
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>>7092488
>horespconys
what
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>>7092468
Says the samefag.
You don't think I didn't notice you Anons all have the same fucking name did you?!
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>>7092470
My aunt and uncle live in a heavily wooded area and they used to watch me while my parents went on vacation when I was little.

The sound of cicadas, crickets, and katydids at night was always so relaxing to me.
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>>7092471
NAH MAN
She injects PGE1

PGE1 is also know to make your dick thicker
A pleasant side effect, no doubt
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>>7092491

>in native Equestrian species, the venom is lethal, to ensure that the breeding male can't fertilize a rival queen's egg clutch
>this is why Changelings largely try to avoid sex with a queen
>however, in non-native species, apart from the pain of the injection, it does nothing besides increase orgasm intensity
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>>7092542
>She messes up the dose and you end up stuck.
>For five hours.
>Five very awkward hours.
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>>7092275
>>7092285
>>7092296
>>7092307
>>7092308

All right.

>>7092324
Oh, you.


>>7092482
Because she's not wearing any underwear.

And with my luck, I'd get spotted by a janitor and blammed on the spot.
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>>7092470
>Chrysalis buzzes like mad when you scratch under her elytrons
>she gets mad and sticks you to the wall upside-down when you do it without warning her
>but when she knows it's coming, it makes her hum like a purring kitten
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>>7092488
>>7092488
Cuddling Gemini please for the love of god
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>>7092544
>>7092491
>>7092471
I always tend to look at these things logically.

So in my mind IF there was any sort of venom (be it from fangs or vaginal claws), it would probably just prolong orgasm for far longer than normal, to ensure a proper seeding for a near-guaranteed impregnation.
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>>7092573
>blammed
newgrounds pls
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>>7092573
Looks a bit better.
I think her mouth is too low, or maybe her jaw recedes too much.
I'm not sure.
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>>7092584
Yeah, mouth should have traveled upwards with the nose
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>>7092578
Oops, and probably increased production as well. No good having an extra long orgasm if you start shooting blanks after the first few "deposits"
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>>7092561
It's not an instant thing

Just a slow gain with rock hard erections in between

Most of her "partners" aren't around long enough to notice
You're special though
>>
>literally everything posted in the past 10 minutes

unffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>7092573
Oh gosh, can you upload the uncensored version somewhere?
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>>7092517
You are aware that any guy can see this conversation and chime in at any time, right?
As convenient as it would be for you if I was him, and he was samefagging, I'm afraid that the former is simply not the case, and the latter is not only impossible to prove, but unreasonable to assume.
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>>7092608
>He gets off on mischievous butlers.
You are a suck fuck you know that?
>>
>>7092608
lets keep it fucking rolling, man. Say the fillies are now teens, and anon is a teen as well.

What of the main six?
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>>7092631
No no, he gets off on text
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>>7092595
My mom always told me I was!
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>>7092633
Who cares about the main six when I've got teen CMC?
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>>7092633
Twilight would be a reclusive shut-in, so she's off the table.
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>>7092441
weird
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>>7092631
anon did a great vocaroo for that, but I can't remember what exactly the line was so I can't find it in the archive
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>>7091556
>>7092504
Thanks!

Updating again for the last time this thread. In case anyone wants to participate, check it here >>7088751
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>>7092631
Wonder if DT's butler and SS's chef know eachother? Wait, no, that's a dumb idea. Unless we made it so that each waifustoryline co-existed with a distinct anon for each, this couldn't work. ALso the christmas storyline for waifuing SS depends on DT being single and lonely, going out of her way to make sure you and SS have a good christmas.
>>
so...is that a no to a movie stream?
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>>7092512
Don't dwell on it.
>>7092576
Have a Virgo Libra cusp instead
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>>7092661
who said anything about a movie stream?
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>>7092657
You're over-complicating this.

Just write a simple >feel and let it speak for itself.
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>>7092646
>forgetting rarity
Just IMAGINE what she'd be like by then. Remember, canon ages range from approx 17-22. Rarity would be around 28-30 at this point. Just let that image sink in.
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>>7092573

I think her ear's a little bit, too.

And she needs more of a chin

have a sorta reference

and that's a more adequate size. Thanks.
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>>7092633
>lets keep it fucking rolling, man. Say the fillies are now teens, and anon is a teen as well.
>What of the main six?
Twilight's a beet
>>
>Unless we made it so that each waifustoryline co-existed with a distinct anon for each, this couldn't work.

Unless Anon was just THAT much of a PIMP.
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>>7092681

A little bit big*

fuck
>>
>>7092367
>>7092367
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aDv2OjERa4g
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>>7092683
>Toy names
HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.
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>>7092470
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYM4KxVheo
Fucking neat.
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>>7092683
3 autistic 5 me
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>>7092675
i asked earlier if anyone wanted to stream a movie like last night but it looks like no one wants to.
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>>7092647
You sure she wouldn't mind a little help around the library with spike off to finishing school? it can get quite lonely in a big, empty library.
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>>7092683
>Background ponies
>Toy names
Fucking brony
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>>7092665
Oh my~

cute porn when? please I need it
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Dork Souls
Odds - Something else
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>>7092706
I'll stream a movie, if you want.
I've got a list of my stuff.
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>>7092705

Someone doesn't know who Simon Pegg is.
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>>7092706

Oh, I was busy watching ASMR videos I guess.

Yeah, stram a movie!
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>>7092679
That IS pretty hot.
But I don't think Rarity can out-couger Celestia.
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>>7092677
Yeah, probably best to keep them separated.
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>>7092713
I don't do porn anymore until I can draw decent
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>>7092717
I do not. WHo is this?
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>>7092722
>Implying the top cat title does not belong to the Mayor.
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>>7092715
Draw a pon in 5 minutes or less

GO GO GALO SENGEN
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>>7092732
He was the star of Shaun of the Dead.
>>
We definitely need more changelings in the future.
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>>7092736

Man, I haven't listened to Galo Sagen in months

time to change that
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>>7092716
that'd be great!

for those of you who saw dredd last night
how much did you masturbate to the law?
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>>7092584
>>7092588

It's the jawline by her ear I think, too. It's giving me trouble.

>>7092611

I'll put it on my tumblr or something.

>>7092681

Chins.

My old nemesis.

We meet again.

>it's gonna be Samantha I just know it's gonna be Samantha it's almost always YEP it's Samantha.That's a pretty nice face, though honestly.

Just a second, then...
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>>7092695
some of the best ponies haven't been on the show yet
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>>7092712
>favoring hasbro picked names over fandom names
>brony
come again?
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>>7092732
>>7092739

And Hot Fuzz.
British comedian.
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>>7092725
Draw your zodiac pony, then. Interacting with Minituff.
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>>7092725
But MT, your porn always was decent to me. And please, stop with thisself-bitching just because some angry anon said something harsh.

>listening to MLPG
>even taking it that seriously

meh
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>>7092732
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>>7092722
Celestia gives off absolutely zero cougar vibes. And Rarity is still young for a cougar. Maybe just barely getting into the MILF years, but only just so. I'd imagine she is completely smitten with you, in a totally platonic manner, of course. She wouldn't dare try to take you away from her younger sister. But she does love how you squirm when she makes it seem like she just might try.
>>
>tfw sad
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>>7092746
I can't masturbate to 3dpd, unfortunately
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>>7092724
No, I mean with the "storylines."
It seems like the focus is shifting towards storytelling and away from >feels.
Who gives a shit about SS' butler? SS is supposed to be the focus.
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>>7092771
go ride a bicycle
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>>7092746
Alright, check it out.
Pick something, guys.
http://pastebin.com/eKVsTJaC
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>>7092711
Fair point.
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>>7092771
Tell me Anon, what is that emotion like?
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>>7092747

tumblr link?
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>Finally reach the Dark Lord
>I now know suffering on a untold level
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>>7092783
POWERPUFF GIRLS
Or Sealab
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>>7092783

Lion King.

Or Hercules, or Cowboy Bebop, or Ghost in the Shell
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>>7092779
Because he's a bro, that's why. He's a good, honest guy working for a less than stellar employer. And of course, he's the one who taught SS how to cook in the first place. That's kind of a big fuckin' deal, considering how that's a good 50% of what we've wrote of SS.
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>>7092747

I'm sorry, I just love Sammy.

I brought her to the general, you know.
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>>7092736
Whoajeez.
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>>7092783
if the cowboy bebop movie doesn't spoil the series my vote is there. otherwise, hercules sounds good
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>>7092779
The butler was supposed to help refine DT's character a little more.

She is as uncomfortable with public displays of affection as she is in her own home.
Hell, you could say she is uncomfortable around you to a degree, you are a monkey wrench in her defenses, you managed to get her to expose her inner self to you and it kinda scares her.
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>>7092839

WOWZA
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>>7092800
>>7092810
>>7092846
How about we watch a Sealab cartoon, then we watch Hercules?
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>>7092846
The Cowboy Bebops stands separate from the series
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>>7092767
>being cockteased by Rarity
nooooooooooo
I hope Sweetie would be willing to help vent out your sexual frustrations. Tenderly, of course.
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>>7092852

Sounds good to me!
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>>7092812
Funny, all I did was help her out of the goddamn store...
With some help from my writefags.
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>>7092795

http://art.anon.tumblr.com
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>>7092865
I'm pretty sure that's not you but I'm going to follow it anyway
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>>7092799

why didn't you listen
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>>7092865

Are you sure this is the right tumblr

Sorry for your 07 entry about your wife cheating on you, man.
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>>7092847
You think she'd try to distance yourself from you at first?
Y'know, when she was first starting to question her own feelings for you?
The first thing she thought when she realized she loved you was probably "oh SHIT."
>>
Alright, I'm getting situated. Come on in. Lounge music playing until I put in the DVD.
http://www.livestream.com/corwinschannel
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>>7092885
YOU'RE TOO LATE
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>>7092852
okay!
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>>7092863
heeeey, don't be a glory-hog
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>>7092847
This is just about 90% of what we've ever written on DT. She likes you, and is scared to admit it to anyone, most of all herself.

>>7092859
After she calms down, of course. She can't stand it at ALL when Rarity starts encroaching upon her turf.

>>7092863
That's not all you did, anon. They only thing you 'did' was catch her. But you still changed her on a personal level.
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>>7092799
WE WARNED YOU
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>>7092913
Sorry...
It feels like we did that shit so long ago...
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>>7092932
it really did.
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>>7092349
Or she could just get one of her changelings to knock her up.
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>>7092925

you're playing too huh

how do i get PASSED THE FUCKIN OWL HUH
>>
>>7092932
We DID do that shit so long ago. Like, almost half a year ago.
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>>7092839
LK pls
stram dark souls anyway
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>>7092925
3 days into the new year and we already have goty
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>>7092839
Nice
You should do more quick requests, LK

I like them
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>>7092951
give me a link this stupid game pls
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>>7092865

thx m80m8

I found the right one btw.

>>7092882
>>7092891

Replace the period with a dash.
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>>7092951
HIT THE BALL
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>>7092753
Well it's not what some anon said...it was a self realization....and I cam across it pretty harshly while coloring something....with some help...So Decent doesn't cut it...I gotta get off this "style" kick....And get better
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>>7092951
>That fucking owl
>18/19
>18/19
>17/19
>18/19
>18/19
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>>7092951

pray

also, this was the first person to beat the game and post it on /v/
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>>7092925
>all this Poohball stuff
Is it just that big or did I miss the boat a while ago?
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>>7092951
But everything in the middle stat and then in strength
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>>7092951
upgrades, also, move to the back and try to hit the ball in the middle of the zig-zag
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>>7092962
How is this so popular anyway?
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>>7092956
seconding
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>>7092891
Wife?
Wait, AA is married?!
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>>7092994
>>7092996
>Upgrades
Casuals.
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>>7092998
>"Why is My Little Pony so popular anyways"
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>>7092998
Because it's insanely difficult.
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>>7093004

He linked the wrong one

but he deserves to be married
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>>7092998
because
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>>7092951
>>7092983

problem faggots?
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>>7092998
The complete absurdity of it all.
The game is stupidly difficult, yet supposed to be played by little kids.
All the while being played with cute characters with phrases like "silly old bear"
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>>7092747
>>7092747
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arguably innocuous
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Would you punch a pony to establish your human dominance over her?
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>>7092590
>>7092578
She probably injects it as soon as they stick it in, causing explosive sperm production and greatly enhanced senses while it lasts.

The sheer amount produced would cause them to literally cum buckets, and as long as the poison lasted, almost as soon as they came they would be hard and rapidly filling up again.
>>
>>7092956
>>7092971
>>7093000
Maybe when I get back from food. I always seem to roll when I'm hungry.
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>>7093043
Poison usually denotes that it's unhealthy.

Venom is more of a neutral term.
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>>7093040
Only if she wanted me to.
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>>7093032
whenever you finish this, please include a clean-shaven version
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>>7092863
>>7092915

That was my favorite part of those stories.
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>>7092997
Is that the fucking wizard from Hobbit?
>>
>>7093026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQywqniwFOM
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>>7093026
THAT FUCKING OWL

FUCK
>>
>>7093032

Noice.

I like everything.

>>7093054

casual
>>
>>7093039
Awwww do another pinkie pie picture...one with a bit ol puddi puddi OuO
>>
>>7092991

It's GOTY 2013, definition of simple to play, impossible to master.
>>
>>7093058
Was it saved.

Can someone post it again.
>>
>>7093000
>>7092956
Where is he at?
How many times did he get raped by biggie and smalls?
>>
>>7093059
That 'fucking wizard' is Gandalf you fuckwit.
>>
>>7093058
>"I'll find you a place to sit down."
>"...Okay."
>>
>>7092891
>>7093004

Oh, shit. Wrong tumblr!

replace the dot with a hyphen!

Oh fuck

fuck

I feel the spaghetti taking me

it is a good pain


>>7093021

Aw, Anon...!
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>>7093078
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/EnYTph5fg2/Teens
It's all right there.
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>>7092748
You're right.
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>>7093039

thx
>>
>>7093075
But what I was wondering is if it was recent or not, because there's so much shit popping up now it makes me think that it's been around for a while and I just missed it. I mean, even 0r0 did a picture.
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>>7093051
Okay, let's call it a venom then. I thought that meant pretty much the same thing though.

In any case, it might not really be healthy in the long run, even if it's not lethal or immediately harmful. More like the sex equivalent of alcohol/drugs I guess.
>>
>>7093078
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/dYmIu-EYKm/Teens/Silver%20Spoon
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>>7093039
pedophile
>>
>>7093086
I'm the one your wife is cheating on you with
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OH FUCK

WATCH OUT GUYS

IT'S A PONE
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>>7093093

That blue one up front is so fucking plain.
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>>7093096

No, it's been around a while, since like early 2012 I think.

It's took off on NYE and gained steam ever since.
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>>7093096
It's been going on for about 4 days
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>>7093081
...that's Radagast the Brown.
>>
>>7093093
doughnut pony should have won
>>
>>7093116
oh god what happens when she plugs that in
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>>7093117
Which is why it won. It's not an eyesore.
>>
>>7093091
>>7093105
Thanks guys.
>>
>>7093124

no, mine should have.
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>>7093131
She cums electricity.
>>
>>7092977
The unique value of your "porn" is that it is cute and such things are damn rare. It is like if Rose would draw porn. It would be really sad to lose you as the artist on this field ;_; Please don't go.

Also, to anon who linked these kitchen kit videos - FUCK YOU. Make me stop please
>>
>>7093131
It recharges her battery, duh.

You act like you've never owned a Equidroid.
>>
>>7093134

Then why did the one in the back win?
>>
>>7093093
The dough-nut pony is pretty neat
>>
>>7093072

What is "puddi puddi"? Fat? Any particular scenarios come to mind?
>>
>>7093079
I'm in the Catacombs. I died to them maybe 5 times? I forget.
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>>7093116
We inanimate ponies now?
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>>7093131
magic
>>
>>7093124
Yeah, that one's not too bad.
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>>7093097
Dehydration would be the biggest danger, I think.
>>
>>7093159
That's not what inanimate means
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>>7093139
Red pls
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>>7093151
The sparkledog? It didn't. The blue one with the kerchief won. Some tinkerer or something. Makes toys.
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>>7093134
Except it is because the colors are god awful.
Seriously, they're so saturated that they don't even fit the show style at all.
And they barely even look good together.

Doughnut pone is good and cute though.
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>>7093131

(Vs/Vp) = (Ns/Np)
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>>7093158
>tfw you finally conquer the dark lord
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>>7093109
I'm his wife.

It's over, I can't live like this any more. Never call me again, I want to go back to normal.
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>>7093166
Inanimate object.
Better?
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>>7093131
she gets turned on
>>
God dammit you made me draw Chrysalis porn.

As punishment, I'm not going to post it.
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>>7093165
Yeah, Chrysalis would probably know to keep a lot of water in her bedroom while having sex for her partners to drink.
>>
>>7093093

What's with the Shining Armor recolor with the Lady Gaga mask?
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>>7093193
No, that's still not right
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>>7093206
I love the lings.

We need more badass art of them.
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>>7093207
>water
>not nutrient rich goo-gatorate
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>>7093206
no one cares
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>>7093206
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>>7093206
Do it!
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>>7093206
Anon, don't be an ass.
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Would you fight her?
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>>7093193
But they are very clearly alive

Just because they're not biological does not automatically make them inanimate
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>>7093156
>5 times
Fuck everything.
Tell me you at least got raped by the bonewheels
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>>7093206
>tiarawhy's giggling at this post
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>>7093244
he destroyed the bonewheels and killed pinwheel
then I went to bed
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>>7093221
Even better!
Maybe she even har some sort of gland that produces it during sex.
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>>7093244
I didn't. Sorry.
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>>7093234
>inanimate
>Not alive, esp. not in the manner of animals and humans.
They would fall under inanimate.
Artificial intelligence would probably fall under inanimate as well.
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>>7093234
But Anon...
They are just objects you see every day, you gave them a personality, and breathed life into them.
You made them 'alive' and that is that.
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>>7093146
It's like when Tess first tried to draw porn
>>
>>7093231
Why would I fight her?
>>
>>7093265
Bro
Plane ponies are non-organic lifeforms

They're alive
They're animated
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>>7092956
Thirded!
>>
>>7093304
like transformers?
>>
>>7093054

A real man appreciates all of a woman but okay, I will.


Meantime, though. I'm getting some sleep.

Although I can make a new thread if you need me to.
>>
>>7093304
>mfw you're pulling things out of your ass as you go
>mfw I have no face
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>>7093256
Did he kill Ornstein and Smough yet?
>>
>>7093040
>Anon punches a pony
>Marshmallow face just sinks into body and then pops back out, pony continues singing as if nothing happened
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>>7093310
yes but not the michael bay ones
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>>7093315
It's been like this forever.
Where the hell have you been, under a rock?
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>>7093310
Yes
Exactly like transformers
>>
>greentext petered out
I didn't realize how much I was propping it up. I really need to sleep anyways.
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>>7093318
>Later, you're walking home when you feel a tap on your shoulder
>Booped so hard your face inverts
>>
WHERE IS NEW HORSE
>>
>>7093311

Oh man, you're really quickly shaping up to be my new favorite contributor
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>>7093326
Since when?

What it's been forever is "plane ponies." Nothing else has been expounded on.
>>
>>7093315
>You can't have non-organic life

Look at this future republican

You're probably going to vote against AI getting suffrage
>>
>1450 posts

Did I miss an episode or something? Jesus christ.
>>
New Throd
>>7093362
>>7093362
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>>7093360
Not that I know of.
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>>7093360
no, just long stretches of no images being posted.
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>>7093317
yes
on the 5th try
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>>7093206
Do it you faggot. Or forever be scorned by the eyes of this Court.
>>
>>7093371
>>7093360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJPHj7Cjss
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>>7093366

Ah, nuts.


>>7093386
>>7093386

Here's the thread anyway in case you need to recycle it.

Also a doodle I made earlier in case anyone hasn't seen it.
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>>7093374
That's pretty impressive.
>>
>>7093093
>http://www.livestream.com/corwinschannel
Why are people so bad at making OCs. Puke green isn't a good colour. How did someone land on puke green for the hair. Why did they keep puke green in the hair
>>
>>7093378

You can't make me.


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