If Dash were a lifelong friend of yours, would she treat you like Fluttershy?old thread: >>7012478
Hopefully not.
She'd treat me like me.
>>7017430I kick her in her rainbow taco if she did
Dash would treat me like she any of her other friends.Shit.
>>7017409only the best
But I'm cooler than Fluttershy.
Does she have sex with Fluttershy?
so how many generals have we had since saturday with a picture from that shot in the OP
>>7017454>>7017451>>7017440>>7017438So many Fluttershys
>>7017448>penny arcade
of course not. but i don't want to be lifelong friends with Dash. i want to be lifelong friends with Gilda.
>>7017448>webcomics
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>>7017451Hope so.
>>7017463It's a conspiracy
>>7017451Is this an honest achievement? It's like saying "I can drink water".
>>7017483Tell that to Africans.
>>7017483But I don't have any Flutterfags to call my own...
Admit itYou would be Dash's Fluttershy
>>7017409PBFand I can't decide between Renne or Ruby
>>7017488
>>7017495>liking PA>not shit taste
>>7017499her useless friend?
>>7017451Fluttershy can talk to animals and fly and be yellowWhat can you do?
>>7017483Fun fact: Alcohol was so ubiquitous during the dark ages because drinking water was considered to be taking one's life in one's hands, due to water-borne diseases.
>>7017512>be yellow
>>7017512Well I-I'm the uh greatest Captain Falcon player on the planet
QUICK, THIS PONY WANTS A HUG!WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
>>7017513Is that true, or is it another urban legend like "Kings didn't bathe"?
>>7017533Fuck it
>>7017277>>7017288Keep reaching for that rainbow, MLPG.
NEXT COMIC WHEN
>>7017533
>>7017533>hug pony
>>7017533I SQUEEZE IT
>>7017539GOTTAGOFASTTENOUTTATEN
>>7017533hug, then ask if she'll introduce me to applejack
>>7017539RadicalHappy new year!
>>7017533Hug back!>>7017526>using a c stickWhat a faggot.
It's 5 AMOdds: Go to bedEvens: Edge until the sun rises
>>7017533I DON'T KNOWTOO MUCH FUCKING PRESSURE
>>7017556>being this late
>>7017557No one wants to be introduced to Applejack, let's be serious here
>>7017539>you are
>>7017560but muh knees
>>7017564Fuck.
>>70175647 AM here.
>>7017564Need some help there, little brother?
>>7017574good luck, buddy
>>7017576"I don't even know if it's 2 am or 2 pm because I don't open my windows" here.
>>7017539>GR '12>12HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHA
>>7017591The worst part of a new year is having to remember to write the number.
>>7017591She's going so fast it went backwards in time!
>>7017526>You can play some video game good?>Man, I don't know>Fluttershy tamed a manticore once>I think you're even lamer than fluttershy
>>7017598Oh fuck. Remember doing that in school?
>>7017591SON OF A WHORE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICEYOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU BASTARD
>>7017573>not warlock punch
>>7017591BEEFED
>>7017598>One month later>Still write '2012'
>>7017607I main both of them
>>7017539NOW DRAW SOME BOOBIES
>>7017616I can only do that in melee
>>7017536There were no such things as sewers back then. People threw their own shit into the river. or sometimes out the window into the streets where it would seep into the soil.The ground-water in some areas was probably rank with disease and parasites and that's just from people alone.If you lived near a big town, chances are the water wasn't safe to drink.
>>7017566>not playing vidya and ignoring muhluhpuhguhLearning Street Fighter IV is fun!
>>7017623But there are already boobs in that picture...Okay, next dubs determines second sketch of the new year.A bit of history: This is the first canon pony I drew.
>>7017668draw deku pone with parasprite Tatl
>>7017668OCTAVIA AND FIDDLESTICKS FIGHTING WITH THEIR INSTRUMENT BOWS
>>7017682gosh dang might as well reroll
>>7017668draw some changelings
>those fried fishesFUCK NOWHERE'S THE JUSTICE
>>7017688
>>7017682who the fuck is fiddlesticks
>>7017682?
>>7017668Second chance for the Fluttershy corset request from the last threas
>>7017697
>>7017688That's just not very sporting.
oops discord
>>7017711Jokes on you, GG!I'm still gonna fap!
>>7017711No pleaseI don't want my first fap of 2013 to be this
>>7017701he doesn't mean the shitty retarded lol version, fucktardgo grind some more for the newest shit character
>>7017708Well if you don't like re-rolls you should've said something about it first
>>7017708draw a big fuckin' celestia but as pony
>>7017711I like dicks and boobs at the same time, Discord. Come at me.
>>7017726
>>7017729>rerolls>ever allowed on mlpg
>That feel when you planned to make your first fap of 2013 a glorious day-long edge session complete with a finish to your favoritest of favorite porn>But then you forgot it was 2013 so you fapped to bland futa stuffDo you think if I can do a kind of born-again virgin thing and get my first fap back?
>>7017711Stram.
>>7017729Spirit of the law. Continue rolling, friends.
>>7017763NopeCelestia will always knownot that she'll care, she'll just know
>>7017668A big Chrysalis (as a pony)!
>>7017767Augmented Pinkie pe.
>>7017668Draw Celestia comforting Fluttershy as ponies if you can.
>>7017668A penis on a pony's forehead
>>7017767JonBon with a tiny Lyra bird
>>7017767>>7017806Augmented pony Grumps!
>>7017767DD Fluttershy in a swimsuitWith a cock
>>7017767oc pony tits
>>7017833Gosh!
>>7017767ha ha! allow me to make a human suggestion
>>7017723>I don't want my first fap of 2013 to be this
>>7017690Why does Rarity looked like she's being violated from behind?
>>7017849Because she's imagining being violated from behind.
>>7017848
>>7017849You see what you want so see.
>>7017845>human Rennethis will probably be the only time a black chick is expected
Gosh, Lauren is so adorab;e on twitter all this day
>>7017833Elaborate.
>>7017865>Zecora
>>7017849All of those ponies have been forcefully impregnated with eggs every moment they've been offscreen.
>>7017865fuck you, she's a confident white professorAnd saffron is Spanish, before you go that routeif anything, one of the dead cultists would have to be the black oneMaybe Chronicle, but I feel like that's kind of racist
>>7017869not him, but>>>7017845
>>7017430I wouldn't know. I did not meet her.>>7017668>>7017767If you are not already bored by this, Just draw Derpy giving anon a letter.
>>7017849it's a rarity thing
>>7017866you do know she doesn't even work on or even like the show anymore? right?that is a really creepy statement
>>7017884It's like Lando all over again
>>7017869oc poniesbut as humanswith huge racksProbably not marker though
>>7017884>Saffron is SpanishNow it all makes sense
>>7017910if you didn't see that from the beginning then you were missing out
>>7017900I'll take double doubles, but there really aren't that many OC ponies I'm all that familiar with. Maybe I'll just ponify one of my OCs unless people really want Renne.
>>7017917Not likely anyone ganna draw or write more butts about her.
>>7017927either do a plane pony, Renee or someone else's self insert OC with or without their permission
>>7017927see >>7017933draw saffron butt
>>7017927>unless people really want Renne.Well, duh!
>>7017942>Jessy is a helicopter
>inb4 "no, she would let me cum inside her"
>>7017961>implying you need permission
>>7017959>In the pipe, five by five
>>7017971>you will never be in Jessy's pipe
>>7017979>You will never input your coordinates
>greentexting in the year of 2013
>>7017979>you will never have Jessy friendzone you
What shines through yonder window?The morning sun doth break, and mine load to blow with.
>>7017763>not fapping to something classy
>>7017993notredtexting
>>7018013>twilight unwashed>classy>>7018017>trying this hard
>>7017993 >not greentexting
>>7017849Spike was behind her.
>>7017763I started CoC again yesterday and had like five or six fapsI'll have to ration them throughout 2013 now or I'll run out
>>7018013I still have not read that and have no intention to
>>7018039I never got in to CoC, is it really that good?Also, >rationing your faps
>>7017933>>7017917>>7017910>tfw LK said he won't do anymore chubby Renne or Saffron and leave it up to other people
>>7018055Yes.Drink all the potions.
>>7018055it's goodyou should just start playing it blindly and see what happens, best way to get into it
>2010>Watching a shitty show for little girls
>>7018055Oh manIt's the bestYou'll be like>I ain't into this shitBut it gets you hard anywayAnd you'll fap anyway
>>7018105There's not NEAR enough feet stuff in CoC.I've still probably fapped to it more than anything, though. Gave me a hard-earned transformation fetish, too.
>>7018105Some day I hope to get good enough at writing that I can write for CoC
>>7018056Did he? Oh. Why?
>>7018143Probably the same reason why GG doesn't like to draw porn of Ruby
>>7018055It's entertaining for a while, but it gets repetitive.I never fapped to it though.
we slow
>>7018153Ah, of course. I hope he'll still draw them though. Not chubby, just regular.
>>7018154>I never fapped to it though.sure
>>7018153This. I've drawn them so much and for so long, it would really feel off. Still going to draw them, just not chubby or anything.
>>7018177Why would I? There are no piss scenes that I know of, and plain old furry stuff just isn't enough to do it for me.The closest thing to anything fappable for me in it would be having sex with your half-goblin daughters.
Did you have a fun New Year's Eve mlpg?
>>7018153Making a story, specially one like RQ, is an emotional investment. We felt for the characters, but I doubt we felt for them even half as much as the author didIt makes sense he wouldn't feel comfortable doing that
>>7018188LK, I read Renne quest through for the first time yesterday.I wish I could give you some dosh or at least a really big hug for how good it was, man. Good note to end the year on.
>>7018200>Lard & company
>>7018188C-can you draw them as robots?
>>7018200Well, there was some pretty nice horsefucking discussion two threads ago.
>>7018196you's one jaded-ass mothafucka
>>7018210Seconded!
Holy shit why am I awake right now?Way to start of the new year, eh?Completely destroying my sleep schedule.
>>7018200no, but I'm here anyway
>>7018200Yes, it was fun and I got home at 5:20AM.
>>7018200I played like 20 games of premade LoL with some close friends while skyping with them and getting drunkAlso I watched the ball drop in Times Square and got sad when they showed all the people kissing.
>>7018218Because I have particular tastes in fapping material?
>>7018222>Lyra's OC
>>7018228Klondork?
>>7018245I wish
>>7018206Wow, in one day? I wouldn't feel right accepting anything, really. I'm just glad you enjoyed it. Hugs would be cool, though.>>7018210Renne Cogs and Saff-Tron? Food first and then I'll try robots.
>>7018236I just wanted to post Lyra why are you calling me out
>>7018248Hope you at least won a few to ring in the new year.
>>7018267Feel free to post Lyra all you want.
http://vidyagaemawards.com/votingCheck out the ''Worst fandom'' nominees
>>7018289>being this slowI already voted and I'm not telling you what for
>>7018260>Renne Cogs and Saff-TronHehehe.
>>7018280>filename>for a shit gameMaximum autism.
>>7018289>/v/gas
>>7018260Well, it took the whole day. With a few breaks.But man oh man, the feels. I only wish I was there to feel with everyone during the quest.
So, how big do you think the biceps of human Applejack are?
>>7018295If you didn't vote for us then you're an idiot.Or, y'know 'us'. Bronies. Those fuckers.
>>7018318>implying /v/ isn't worse than bronies
>>7018324They're not.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WV9DZehYs4
>>7018260>Renne Cogs and Saff-TronI'm liking this already, thanks! I hope one of them says boop
>>7018317What does it feel like to punch a woman's breast?
>>7018289What are My Little Pony and Reddit doing in a game-related worst fandom poll?
>>7018324/v/ is bad, but they're not a drop in the ocean to brony level of badness.
>>7018324At least /v/ doesn't think they're redefining masculinity
>>7018289>worst fandom>MLP>LoL>SC2>/v/Fuck, I fucking hate them all.
>>7018317>those bruises
>>7018352>implying we do
http://dimwitdog.com/image/39368711362
>>7018361The bronies do
>>70183481. They have fan-like tenancies towards some games2. It's the /v/ga's, they're retards.
>>7018317Unless AJ lifts weights, probably rather small.I bet she has huge triceps and beautifully defined lats, though.Not to mention her legs and butt.
>>7018365>You will never
>>7018355The SC2 doesn't seem too bad, they keep to themselves mostly, right?
>>7018356Seeing this gif makes me realise how shit the animation was in season one.
>>7018347>your favorite pony will never beat you to a pulp>she will never have her way with you in a pool of your own blood
>>7018365>No extra crotch fuzz6/10
>>7018289>/v/GA: Borderlands 2 edition
>>7018375Until a mod deletes their general, then they just spam every other thread with Kpop.
>>7018377>Ponyalmost unf
>>7018375Never heard of any SC2 fandom, but then again I don't go to /v/ either. Actually, none of those "fandoms" have ever really made themselves noticable anywhere I frequent.
>>7018375huehuehueGo to their communities or /vg/ and see for yourself
>>7018375Their generals are /b/read tier
>>7018365
>>7018392Please never suggest that, it's absolute shit over there but it's the fastest place to get news on the respective games.
Dear /co/I want to see saffron and renne having hot celebratory sex with each otherwhat do
>>7018383>worst game award: Borderlands 2, Halo 4>updating a series nicely: Borderlands 2, Halo 4they're all over the board with some of these thingsboth games were >fun
>>7018376Is the animation for background ponies any better now?
>>7018397>implying it's difficult to upload
>>7018397>skipsy has clones now
>>7018403You know it's bad when there haven't even been released any games that can be considered good.
>>7018402>not wanting to see Chronicle bang Meadow Song, That Fucking Goat, then luring in Renne, Saffron and Remnant to fuck them all sexuallystop being a faglord is what you should do
>>7018397Drumsticks, as far as the eye can see
>>7018402>>7018419What is wrong with you people?I just want to see Renne and Saffron in either a cop duo or as members of the Ghost Busters
>>7018402Ask a drawfag to do itBut not me. I don't wanna taint senpai's creation.
>>7018402>>7018419
>>7018424don't be a pussydraw me some skeleton porn
>>7018419>That Fucking Goatreported, submerged in scalding oil, sealed into a titanium container, launched into the sun
>>7018424what about robo-Renne and Saffron oiling up?
>>7018432What's skeleton porn?
>>7018445porn with skeletons, you bonehead
>>7018442what if they dock
>>7018445All I know is that it give me a n erection.
>>7018470it would probably have to be asymmetrical
>>7018355>Worst fandom>No tf2>Implying even toplevel brony autism comes close to tf2 and it elitist trading backstabbing cumgargling cuntbags.
>tfw I cant seem to draw as simplistic as GG even if I try.>not sure if good or bad
>>7018495your new challenge is to draw something overly complex that still gives me a boner
>>7018483He's right. I'm a TF2 fan and I can only wish I could be as un-faggoty as /mlp/ is by comparison.
>>7018495draw Erkel pone?
>>7018289>The Walking Dead and Hotline: Miami are going to win everything>Journey isnt going to win anything
I am so fucking gay for LK
>>7018560How could James Bond be defeated at Monopoly?
>>7018569It didn't involve shoot banging or fist hitting.
>>7018565I know right?
>>7018565I'm only gay for Metalsand maybe Tess a little
>>7018565Not gay, but I respect him highly. I'll do anything to help him out, just like anyone here.
not as bad as the s3 premiere, but still kinda bad
>>7018611Someone should re-color those rocks brown so that filename actually makes senseMerriwether episodes are shit!!!
Busty Renne?With apologies to LK (and any questers who demand 100% accuracy)
>>7018631>tit corruptionNOOOOOOOODAMN YOU DR. PEPPER
>>7018355I honestly had to move MLP all the way down to 7 because I hate the other fanbases so much
>>7018631Hot daaaaaaaamn
>>7018289>Double Dragon Neon doesn't get a best soundtrack nod.>Neither does Max Anarchy>Katawa Shoujo does/v/, we're a board that believes fucking horses is acceptable, and even we think that you need help.
>>7018640>>7018355Anon, are you confusing "fandoms" with "things with fans" again?
>>7018631In before people get mad at this.I don't find anthro pictures sexy or appealing, however this is good in the context of color and style. Very good job!
>>7018631awesome
>>7018631ahhh
>>7018631>Corruption everywhereoh shitNice work mate
>>7018571No anon! pls save us. I don't want to be deadhorse!
>>7018631unftastic
>>7018648but that ain't anthro
>>7018631This comes out better then I expected.
>>7018633Not cool, dude. I don't want personal blog stuff here.>>7018631Oh wow, that is adorable. I love the vest she's got going on there.
>>7018648>anthrou wot m8
>>7018631>>7018631Could you draw her? I know, I know, non pone
>>7018655>>7018661...ohFace threw me off.
>>7018631Scarf isn't scarfy enough10/10 needs more scarves
>>7018645>best gameplay vote>blops 2 not an optionfuck you and fuck your stupid survey
>>7018668Haha what the fuck anon
>>7018668I want to see that movie first.
>>7018660sorry...
>>7018674>blops 2LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>7018678Aww, damn. May be just a quick doodle then? Curious how she will turn out.
>>7018676sorry
>>7018681>hur durr spec ops had good writing>my hands are literally hams
>>7018647MLP, LoL, SC2, dota and all the others are fandoms. /v/ and reddit are exceptions but they can still be compared to the rest there.
>>7018686Nah man it's cool, whatever floats your boat.It's just some damn strange water that floats yours.
>>7018682
>>7018687>playing any of those shit gamesLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>7018690Obviously MLP has a fandom, but I don't know about the rest of those.
>>7018693OH SHIT A SPACE PIRATE
>>7018694Fuck off, retard
>>7018693boner
>>7018693TUBES
What were you autistically obsessed with before ponies came into your life?
Wow, fuck off /v/
>>7018700Someone seems upset.Pffffft
>>7018691can't argue here
>>7018698>>7018704
>>7018705HomestuckI like to think I went up on the cancer scale
>>7018696They do, on 4chan they have constant generals, and of course off-4chan there are huge forums and communities dedicated to those games. They have some fanart and shit like that too, of course a lot less than MLP. They're even more about worshipping fandom personalities.
>>7018714That's not a tubethat's a horsedildo
>>7018705video games
>>7018693WELL THAT WAS QUICK ALRIGHTYou know, it is kind of funny, because she has these little fairies to help her. Almost on model!
>>7018716I'm still not on the same page, but alright.
>>7018714MORE BOOBSMORE
>>7018713I think I'd like to join you in that boat, anon..
>>7018705Pokemon.Then Prequel. Forgive me, Katia, for I left you for a pony waifu... ;_;
>>7018736you'll join anyone with a boat you stupid cat
>>7013414>>7013414Aww Reuthat was cute!
>>7018746I want to fill Reu with my semen
>>7018713MaaanA new thing to have the hots for was the last thing I needed.T-thanks, anon.
>>7018705Hunting, fishing, skydiving, hanggliding, musse building, engineering,technology, and video games.
>>7018746>Twilight plays monoblue board control nofun deckfitting
>>7018746awwwww
>>7018746How did I miss that? That cute as heck!
>>7018736>>7018755s
>>7018761>tfw nobody to play with around here anymoreAnd the new set is coming up soon, too...
>>7018779Looks like I found the first thing I'm fapping to for New Year's
>>7018795You really need to watch the movie. Tooth is so innocent but at the same time is quite romantic so it just makes every artwork like that with her is double unf.sorry, last off-topic post
>>7018807
LOL WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE WEED ITS GOOD
>>7018807kinda cute
>>7018779>>7018795Meh. That dude's too chill for that pic to be hot.
Best race time
>>7018807Hnnng
>>7018839>mfw best race
>>7018835
>>7018850thanks, doc
>>7018850I hope I get a group of ponies to cheer for me someday
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>7018867YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>7018867I wish that shirt read IRONY
>>7018867>That little boy and old guyI don't care if it's father and sonIt's creepy any way you roll it
>>7018891mehI don't like the shading with those glossy highlights
>>7018891>I suck with humansI like a couple of his human pinkie pics.
another rainbow dash general?>me act like my self>inb4 gotta go fast>grew up 90s kid >SANICSANICSANICSANICSANICSANIC>grows up acting like sanic>she'd realize i act like her>either get freaked out >and avoid me cuz im a creep>or think im awesome just like her
>>7018705Anime.It was more fun, but I don't like it anymore.
>>7018839Those are not earth pones
>>7018875BWAHAHAHA
>>7018945THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FLYING YOUR SAUCER
>>7018945>You will never literally rain on their parade
Just a reminder that this game has the best, most in character dialog you will find in any MLP fanwork.
>>7018916>>7018891You know, it's not that bad... Definitely better than most humanizations.
i like earth poniesbecause they work hard for their money
>>7018932Are you autistic?
>>7018945That's a fine joke old bean
>>7018962earth ponies are good at making things and growing thingsand that's perfectly valid
>>7018945have I ever told you you're my niggest nigga
>>7018970They are the africans of the pony world.
>>7018962They all work hard. Its just that Earth Ponies are naturally cuter.
yeah well earth ponies exist in real lifeearth strong
>>7018958link?
>>7018976Don't be silly>because they work hard for their money>good at making things Does this sound like Africans to you?
>>7018976>knows absolutely nothing about Africa>ha ha ooga booga brown people
>>7018985if they exist so hard then why don't you marry one
>>7018954NEVERYou are just jelly of earth pony aeronautical techno wizardry
>>7018989You're so fucking funny man
earth ponies make thingspegasus ponies break thingsand unicornswelli like unicorns too
>>7018993those stallions are awful smug considering how ugly they are
>>7018977Aren't the Apples a nice-looking breeding stock
>>7018989You are so fucking mad, man.
>>7018989Thanks man. I was seriously getting tired of this, but I doubt it'll do anything.
>>7018995Why must you be so angry all the time, anon?
>>7018975Earth ponies are best ponies my fellow with extremely refined taste in pones
>>7018891>Little, vulnerable, Luna>Lovingly fucking confident, amazonian CelestiaMy unfs cannot be contained at this scenarioPrincest is the best and most logical -cestWould you want to spend your most intimate times with someone that will die in what feels like a blink of the eye?
>>7019017>replying to the wrong anonSo mad.
>>7018988>>7018987Fine, i'll rephrase for the retards: They are the african war captives bought by the europeans for use as labor in the americas growing food and making other necessities.It's not my fault you don't know history.
>>7018993>Apple family inventors>they're the weird, slightly wild-eyed black sheep of the bunch>still tell stories of Uncle Irvine, who managed to level the barn that one time from two ping-pong balls, a length of string, and a glass of water
>>7019023>amazonianehhhhh
>>7019017You forgot "mad" and "drone" in your list.
>>7019030Somewhere in Equestria, there is an earth pony version of MacGyver
Um.
>>7019044>earth pony version of MacGyveryesYES
>>7019044FUND IT
>>7019045FUCKING HELL FLUTTERSHYSAY IT OR DON'TDON'T JUST STAND THERE BEING SHY
>>7019020refinest
>>7019038>snu-snu
I like the Earth ponies. Something about being perfectly ordinary (and still useful) ponies just appeals to me!
>>7019080Yes. I wish that concept applied to humans!
>>7019057That's lewd Anon!
>>7019052s-sorry
>>7019076the 'dom me, o mighty woman' thing's not really my bag, broit's also not really part of Princess Celestia's character
>>7019082Hey earth pones, as well as pones in general, have their flaws!Humans can never hope to be so adorable however
>>7019085THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAYNOW OUT WITH IT
>>7019082>Implying it doesn't
>>7019082>needing superpowers to be a good person
>>7019084it's not lewd if you're friends!
>>7019082But anon, there's a Superman inside all of us.
Which pony would drive after drinking?
>>7019092>Berry is completely relaxed
>>7019098>Being a genuinely good personHow many of these are there?
>>7019092>defining someone by their race rather than their unique, individual personalitiesthere's a word for that
>>7019103I'm no superman
>>7019105>ponies>driving
>>7019105Applejack
>>7019107It's her fetish.
>>7019108It's the struggle that makes it worth it.
>>7019110I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MYYYY OWN
>>7019111They have wagons.
EARLY BIRD GETS THE
>>7019111>ponies>not driving
>>7019108I used to think I was a good person and took pride in it, but I recently discovered that I'm just afraid to hurt other people's feeling because I want them to like me.
>>7019107She discovered a better way to deal with the goings on in that little town
>>7019105Twilight knows all the dangers so she doesn't . So does Rarity.>Fluttershy>DrivingYeah...AJ would say that she can do it but she'll collapse before reaching the carPinkie dose but for some reason she always gets home safeDash doesn't drive. She flies drunk
>>7019109pony species are more different from one another than our human aesthetical sub-races
>>7019103Well, with superspeed that might even be true.The hospitals in Metropolis are probably experts at treating friction burns.
>>7019111They were driving in Bad Apple
>>7019120FIRST HUMAN TRIAL OF A RETRO VIRUS THAT GIVES YOU A HORSE COCKAND HAS A RARE SIDE EFFECT OF TURNING YOU INTO RARITYSTILL WITH THE COCK THOUGH
>>7019124Why is hasbro so fucking awful at making pony toys? One would think they would share the knowledge from their experiences with other brands between branches.
>>7019120CAT'S CURIOSITY
>>7019103if superman gave u a handjob would your penis turn to diamond
>>7019137>not Chop Kick Pandaget out
>>7019126>you will never lose against Berry in a drinking contest and have her walk you home
>>7019144Chop kick panda sucks balls
>>7019135Or make the more interesting stuff that appears in the show like the goddamn airships. We now have two designs for themI really hate that damn train
>>7019138It would be destroyed. Similar to how his ejaculate would kill hundreds with bullet-like sperms.
>applejack's applewagon keeps playing hillbilly chase music>where does it come from? who knows
>>7019145>have her walk you home>implying she'd be able to walk>implying she'd stop drinking after you passed out
>>7019150Would you suck Chop Kick Panda's balls
>>7019151I can't even begin to fathom why they don't use the show for inspiration on new toys at all. I'm pretty sure that most of their other brands don't go "Look at this character they made for the show. Let us ignore it and instead make our own toy that must be turned into a character!"
I get dopey and sleepy when I've had a skinful.
>>7019135>>7019151stop being railcist
>>7019154I bet ponies have less trouble keeping their balance when drunk. That, or they fall more funny.
I get dopey and slutty when I wake up
>>7019137>get job as animator>work on that movie>realize all along exactly what you're doing>go home at night feeling like a D-list porn actress who came to Hollywood with dreams of fame and fortune
>>7019151I like the airships. It makes you wonder "Why airships" or perhaps rather "Why not airships".
>>7019162I'm pretty sure that's Hasbro's MO
>>7019166
>>7019177what
>>7019176>Implying you'd know unless they told you what the title is or showed you the cover
>>7019162the show sells the toys, anonnot the other way roundthat's how it's always been
>>7019188>hey bro can you animate this panda doing some karate moves?>gee I wonder what movie I'm working on and what it's a derivative of
>>7019124That's Ponkao, it does not count
>>7019183where do you put the coals?
>>7019195she drove her VEGGIE SALAD machine, anon
>>7019180Stuff like Transformers and GI Joe seem to work with a lot more communication between their toy and show branches. The integration and promoting of toys feeling a lot more organic than "HERE'S A NEW PONY WHOSE SENSE OF AESTHETICS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE REST OF THE SHOW. SHE IS RELATED TO EVERYONE IMPORTANT AND IS THE PRINCESS!"Can you imagine that in GI Joe? "HERE'S GENERAL BLOOD, HE HAS NINETIES SHOULDER PADS A HUGE CANNON GRAFTED ON HIS ARM AND A MULLET. HE IS SNAKE EYES'S BROTHER AND THE TRUE LEADER OF ALL THE GI JOES!"
>Pony will never get in your lap and nuzzle your face while you scratch their ear and stroke their back
>>7019206i think you're maybe taking this a little to heart
>>7019213feels bad m8
>>7019213>pony will never stretch out in your lap as you scratch her tummy
>>7019177>Why airshipsProbably because their cheating pony magic makes lighter than air ships way easier to do than should be. Especially considering how small their gas bag volumes are relative to the gondolasThey probably just stuff them with like, magic pony antigravity clouds or something rather than gas
>>7019206Hey guys! Here's Smoke screen! He's really important and related to Alpha Trion! He's super badass and holds the key to restoring cybertron!
>>7019220>pony recites equation to prove she's smart-no. no i don't like this feel. take it back, please
>>7019224Hold on to your savegames. They'll be important.
>>7019220That equation must be fucking important to appear so much in the show. Do you think it's the key for the unification of Physics in Equestria?
>>7019233I'm curious about that formula up there aswellmore likely it's all just reused material but whatevs
>>7019229>>7019233what if unicorn magic is just running math in your headlike, if you want to levitate something light you just have to add some numbers together, but to raise the sun you have to calculate the last digit of pi or whatever
You want - 'big spoon'? ...I don't understand.
>>7019213>Drunk Fluttershy>She gets all clingy>She sits in her lap>Her haunches on your thighs>Whenever you get up she comes with you>She just wraps her hind legs around your hips as best she can and wraps her forelegs around your neck>Once you start for a few months dating she won't even let you go to the toilet without her>Only at home though
>>7019250I have A LOT of icecream.
>>7019250And a big bowl and big milk and a huge supply of my favorite cereal!
>>7019247Gosh, that'd be excellent.
>>7019247>if unicorn magic is just running math in your headyou'd have +, -, X and = as your cutie mark
>>7019250>brushing princess celestia's pretty mane and tail next to the fireplace in her office as she reads out the latest letter from one of Twilight Sparkle's friends
>>7019224I haven't watched any TFs in a long time. However, I do remember most superfluous transformers not being instantly inserted into most shows just because they wanted to sell the toys. There were, literally, dozens of toys with absolutely no screentime on shows like armada, animated and beast wars. Sometimes, they were large expensive ones, too.I should watch prime and see if they have gone full MLP "Every single expensive toy must be promoted at all cost" retardedness.
>>7019250>I want to hug you..>From behind>Really closely>All night>Non-sexually
>>7019242I was always more curious about the astronomical stuff that showed up throughout season 1, like the banner hanging in town hall that showed a multi planet system with ringed gas giants and the works, and the stained glass widows in the palace throne room that showed the same
>>7019129Is it even possible to have a longer trip name than Roogna?
>>7019298>we need more banner designs, can you make some please>okie dokie
>>7019309You're the boring.
>>7019317Probably the right answer, though.
>>7019298>multiple planets sharing the same orbital ringHow lewd
>>7019298I wonderIs their planet the center of the galaxy and have the other planets also revolve around it or dose only the star revolve around it while the other planets revolve around the star
>>7019325Deconstructing the show into orders given around leaves us with nothing.
>>7019309Not just the bannersCelestia's throne room is basically "lots of planets windows- the room"
>>7019331Sluts
>>7019340why did you screencap royal butts
>>7019337What if Celestia doesn't actually control the sun? The moon was just fine while Luna was locked away, that should tell you something.
>>7019340>we need more celestial things for the princesses' office-bedroom-quarters thing, like some stars and planets and stuff, all stained-glass-like>okie dokie
>>7019356That's because Celestia also raised the moon
>>7019351those aren't royal buttsstupid
>>7019365Her talent isn't the moon. Lies, All of it. The ponies are taught their princess raises the sun, even though they don't Similar to how humans of the past were taught that their gods moved the sun around.
>>7019220maybe pones just don't weigh hardly anything, and the gondolas are made of balsawood
>>7019340It was nice to see that the Royal Guard also has Earth Ponies in it's ranks
>>7017711>Fetishizing wide hips>2013
>>7019379dyewts
>>7019379>tinfoil hat pony
God damnit Dark Souls is frustrating
The voice actors of Sweetie Belle and Applebloom are 13 years olds. They'll hit puberty soon, and even girl's voices change then. Do you think they're going to have new voice actors? Remove the characters from the show? (maybe they all find their cutie marks?) Or keep them in the show albeit having a different voice? (Scotaloo's voice actress is 16 years old too)
>>7019356We know the unicorns could raise both themselves before she showed up anywayIf anything her bigger purpose was keeping the three tribes united. Probably why she and her sister have the traits of all three types of pony>>7019351Those are not royal butts anon, this is a royal butt
>>7019406maybe the CMC will also go through pubertyI think Scoots should have a really deep Dr Girlfriend voicethat would be sexy
I choose to believe that Princess Celestia thinks in children's storybook illustrations, like at the very start of the first episode.Like how Pinkie thinks in felt.
>>7019406They still have a few years left of kiddie voice potential.
>>7017430I don't know really.
>>7019406Why would they?The CMCs themselves should be hitting puberty soon too. Who knows, maybe in season 4 they will have grown into mares.
>>7019408>traits of all three types of pony[x] Magic [x] Flying[ ] AgricultureNope
>>7019393Yes, and everyone SAYS they control the celestial objects. But we haven't seen them do it outside of "Raise the sun in the morning" and there is nothing telling us that the sun wouldn't have gone up if she hadn't done her little performance.I'll believe they actually control the sun/planet's rotation when she makes it daytime during the night.
>>7019419Since scootaloo is a dashfag it would be fitting
>>7019429But... but... actual character development?Think of status quo!
NiggersGonnaNigg
>>7019437First episodeCelestia was supposed to appear in the morning when the sun was supposed to rise.Instead it's NMM and the sun doesn't rise till they defeat her
>>7019419>Hit puberty>No cutie marks
>>7019424>pink hairthat's prettyi don't care what you guys say
>>7019408I like to think they are made like that to show the unity of the 3 race. That and they might be the weapon that was made to fight against Discord.
>>7019457Solar eclipse.
>>7019437Ladies and gentlemen, the pony equivalent of WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA
>>7019448Status quo sucks. It's just an excuse for not bothering to keep their writers organized and informed on show canon. The CMCs have obviously become more mature since season 1, so it's not that farfetched.
>>7019434agriculture is not a pony trait anonnot every earth pony farmsearth pony != apple pone
>>7019467>show the unity of the 3 raceYeah!>spoilerEr, no. That's a little too magical-girl-anime for my liking
>>7019459It would be nice to tell us the significant lore behind as to what is the Pink Celestia really is in the show rather then assuming with headcanon.
>>7019470Hahahaha
>>7019468That lasted a few hours?
>>7019470WHERE'S THE MAGIC LICENSE, CELESTIA?
>Yfw you realized mlp'g favorite princess is princess luna
>>7019485Twenty minutes.
>>7019482I don't know man What if Luna and Celestia are the ponies from the play combined?
>>7019496>implying mlpg is a hivemind
earth ponies' special thing is they can dirty without minding it so much
>>7019480Hearth's warming implies otherwise. With earth ponies being the sole providers of food for all three tribes.
>>7019480Octavia has figured out how to harvest music
>>7019497It's longer than that and you know it.
>>7019496MLPG isn't autistic like sentenal is. Don't lump us up with those bronies.
>>7019465Thanks, Princess. You dind't have to, though - I, uh, don't have anything to give you in return.
>>7019503GO GO POWER RANGERS!
>>7019496implyan
>>7019496>Not liking all three princesseswowza
>>7019507I don't think they are the only ones that can grow food. I think they are the only ones that can grow enough food for everyone that's also high quality.I mean Unicorns could magic some food and try to grow some but that would mean effort and it won't probably be as good as the Earth Pony food so fuck that shit
>>7019519She's not my favorite princess, i just want to mount her the most.
>>7019526>it won't probably be as good as the Earth Pony food>tfw no earth pony gf with earth-pony tier baking skills
>>7019480Call it a racial trait if you will. I'm not denying differences between individuals.
>>7019529>then came their honeymoon
>>7019525That was not implied.
>>7019496I like sunhorse and moonhorse more or less the same. Lovehorse is just okay.
THIS HORSE SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR, WHAT DO YOU DO
>>7019539>"She's faking it."
>>7019544Hide my chocolate milk
>>7019544slam the door and cower under the bednothing is scarier than an overpowered retard
>>7019539
>>7019544faint with a boner like you wouldn't believe
>>7019544Give her the Descartes
>>7019507All pegasi flyAll unicorns use magicDo all earth ponies farm? No. It is not their innate trait comparable to the other twoWe have also seen members of the other races with agricultural themed cutie marks
>>7019531>tfw unicorn gf>oh good. ramen again. no, no, i love it>you put that water in the dried food real well
>>7019544Call the science...people. They'll want to research this.
>>7019544Grab her and keep her in my housePlay with her and have fun till her friends come to rescue her. Then have a huge party with all of them then offer to take them home.That way I'll get to Equestria
>>7019544Say hello and ask what is she doing here.
>>7019544
>>7019544I better not let her see my room, it's rather messy.
>>7019562>dial 911>YES, I NEED TO TALK TO SCIENCE RIGHT NOW
>>7019544Tell her to leave and not come back without a better pony in company
>>7019555>Implying all pegasi are talented fliers.
>>7019544>rape
>>7019569Hahahaha
>>7019562What if you're already a science people?
>>7019569But what if the phone is occupied?
>>7019569>not having the Science Hotline on auto-ringer>2013
>>7019573That's just because she hardly uses it, but can fly nonetheless. Unicorns at the very least can levitate small objects.But earth ponies? Completely useless.
>>7019558>tfw pegasus gf>tfw still hungry because she's out cuckolding with someone from work>click>hello, one vegetarian pizza please
>>7019578>what do you mean you need to talk to science>I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU JUST CONNECT ME TO SOMEONE>sir, do you have an emergency?>YES DAMMIT>what is your emergency>THERE IS A TALKING HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN STICKING OUT OF HER HEAD STANDING AT MY FRONT DOOR>sir, you're going to need to call animal control for that, let me give you the number>DID YOU FUCKING HEAR ME, THIS HORSE IS TALKING TO ME
>>7019505>your filthy earth pony waifu will never straddle you in bed>she will never put her muddy hooves on your chest as she lowers herself onto your cock>you will never feel the slimy sensation of her sweaty unwashed horse vagina sliding up and down around, making squishy sounds as it winks furiously around your shaft>you will never deeply inhale the musky scent of her body odor as she moans and grunts on top of you
>>7019591The earth pony talent is cartoon physics
>>7019598>2013>doesn't know the difference between ponies and horses
>>7019596>vegetarian>not ordering flowerlover's pizza
>>7019611>2011>2013ing
>>7019598>mentions in call log notes:"possible personality problem, mental health issues?">>7019611>obliterates 'possible'
>>7019604Only Pinkie invested a lot of points in thatAnd all the ponies have a bit of this talent
>>7019603>Dragging mud into the houseDisgusting.
>>7019615>not ordering pepperoni and beef
>>7019603>you will never be able to douche
>>7019591It'a agriculture. It's just that like fluttershy (Whose talent is animal care) their talents are not necessarily related to agriculture.Earth ponies with odd talents hardly plant things, but can plant them nonetheless.
>>7019615>read menu>get confused between food items and pony names
>>7019625AJ also invested some points>That inflation scene
>>7019643>earth pony gets a cutie mark that looks like a pair of wings>her face when
>>7019644>accidentally order the waitress>get slapped and thrown out
>>7019646yup
>>7019648>turns out her special talent was to be the best wing masseur in Equestria>what a shame.
>>7019663we need an episode now where FS and RD get their wings massaged by the spa twinsi'm using the word "need" here
>>7019657>read out rude graffiti some wag scrawled in there>room goes silent>parent pony claps hooves over foal's ears>conversations stop mid-sentence>"...sounds tasty?">someone shrieks
>>7019648Scootaloo is a pegasus whose talent is riding a fucking scooter. That's a fucking disgrace to her species and a complete cheating cunt when it comes to comparing her to earth ponies with similar talents.She'll be shunned by all sporting events featuring either. She's like a super nerdy black dude who comes from a ghetto.
>>7019671My penis would appreciate that very much
http://ponymouthhugs.com/image/39383395514How the hell are the boy pones arranged.
>>7019639>implying any self-respecting earth pony would ever destroy her vaginal bacterial environment by douching
>>7019596Wow, someone sure lacks confidence
>>7019603>not grabbing her muddy body off your chest>not cradling her as you warm up the bath>not being in the same warm bath as her as you both cleanse yourself from the dirt>not playing sailor or having an underwater adventure with the tub
>>7019643But other non-earth ponies can plant things as well. And have the cutie marks to prove it.What kind of unique pony special trait is shared by the others?
>>7019677>http://ponymouthhugs.com/image/39383395514They have huge dongs.
>>7019672Over the next week a small but steady stream of notes appear on your doorstep suggesting that you meet up with somepony for "Rest and Recreation"
>>7019677>what are dildos?
>>7019674At least she isn't afraid of fucking heights LIKE SOME OTHER PEGASUSES COUGH2.3CHOUGH
>>7019603That's hot as hell, anon.
>>7019726Thank you.
>>7019732No, thank *you*.
>>7019723AND THAT'S JUST ONE OF HER FEARS. HER OWN SHADOW SCARES HER
>>7019744>>7019723BREAKING NEWS: FLUTTERSHY IS SCARED OF THINGS
>>7019730Reminds me of Quelaag. Hawt.
>>7019758What is Magic Duel
>>7019744SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THE GIFT OF WINGS>>7019755MORE LIKE FLUTTERSHY IS SCARED OF EVERYTHING
>>7019755Ponies? Being cowards? I NEVER
>>7019758Who is Terse and why he likes merriwhatever episodes?
>>7019758what is Winter Wrap Up
>>7019758What os OWTEW?
>>7019758Magic Duel for 100, Alex.
>>7019677Kev sure has been all about that tithorse lately
>>7019730FUUUUCK! And now i wish i had screencapped the giant centaur bug being cut in half.
>>7019758What is [Insert Favorite episode here]
>>7019776Beating new things into the ground is how you stay brony famous
>>7019776She's the hot new trend among all pone artists lately.Actually, I think I'd like to see MT draw her. That could be cute.
>>7019758Over a Barrel?Dat Braeburn.
>>7019765>that awkward hugI LOVE AWKWARD PONE HUGS
>>7019783
>>7019788I look forward to it growing out of proportion to the point that my normal friends find out about it.
>>7019758What is Mysterious Mare Do Well
>>7019788>tfw you think she's has a cute design barring the pasted-on human tits>tfw she's already run into the ground and drawing her will only cause problems
>>7019762>>7019775
>>7019758B-but I like almost all the eps!Except MMDW and WA.And aDaPS.
>>7019801They are adorable.I loved Noel's take on the flower ponesI wish she was still around drawing them
>>7019814Draw her without the teats. Now THAT'll be original.
>>7019758What is Magic Duel?Larson is still a good writer, though. Just his worst episode ever.
>>7019814Why would it cause problems?Draw her all you want.
>>7019814I really like her coat, mane, and frecklesThey go sooo well together!
>>7019824I will fight you, Anon.
>>7019814I think the teats and how she deals with them are pretty key to her cuteness, even if it is fucking stupid.
>>7019828Or just draw her with more normal looking pony teats rather than the giant balloon teats she usually has.
>>7019828LK already did that
>>7019843Yeah.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prophet_Hen_of_Leeds
>>7019824
>>7019826>Not liking A Dog and Pony Show
>>7019843Yes, embarrassed ponies are extremely cute in my book.
>>7019758What is any episode in the series
>>7019870Embarrassed girls of any kind are cute.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLthank you based lesbian
*takes off pants**puts pants back on*
>>7019877>not liking the show
>>7019903
>>7019910>liking the show
>>7019892Of course they are, they're at a social disadvantage and you can imagine them as attainable to you, you gross nerd.
>>7019927>Projecting
who lesbian here
>>7019824go to bed, sethit's the worst fanfiction shit episode everpoor larson
>>7019970Will Discord go of inside Celestia and Luna?
>>7019972
>>7019988Holy fuck
>>7019988
>>7019970>don't you think that information would have been handy before convincing me of thissuch rich, masterful, flowing dialog, it really suits the character
>>7019970Unf
>>7019942You have to understand yourself before you understand the world.
>>7019999I wouldn't mind my favorite pony blasting me with her piss.
>>7020014>pink lemonade
I think Magic Duel was the only good ep of the season so far.
>>7019988GGGG look
>>7020039Well I think Magic Duel was the only bad episode of the season so far!
>>7020039The best at least. Most of the others were mediocre.
>>7020046don't rub it in anon
>>7020039>Sleepless doesn't count>new writer who shows hope for this shitty seasonYou are a fucking faggot.
>>7020047Agreed.
>>7019479I want each syndicated 65-episode block to be its own generation. Season finale leads into DVD movie with Alicorn Twilight and big rockin' adventure with Starswirl's Journal.Then timeskip.Episode 1 of MLP Adventures in Ponyville starts with someone retelling the story of the six ponies who saved Luna from Nightmare Moon, and when the story ends, it's Scootaloo telling the story to a bunch of blank-flanks in the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse. Some of them are obviously the mane six's kids.
>>7020047Well I think it was more like Lightning Cunt episode.
>>7020062Let's see what she can do with the Sidekick episode
>>7020039I didn't like it. I think sleepless is better, but not by much, that one isn't great either.
>>7020076>Some of them are obviously the mane six's kids.And as that hundreds of scream from waifufags and shipfags could be heard
>>7020080I wish her luck. I hope she can finally end the shitty Spike episodes streak.
>>7019467Or maybe Discord was asked by a young earth pony with white coat and pink mane how he's got a mix of different body parts. Discord grabs the wings off a nearby pegasus and a horn from a passing unicorn and sticks them on her. She freaks out.
>>7020101PfffhahahaThis I can believe in.
>>7020088Delicious, delicious screams.>each of the mane six's husbands is an EqD staffer's OCMaybe not so delicious after all.>Hasbro feeds its cash cow
>>7020062I don't think the other eps were bad, except maybe WA, they were just okay.
>>7020115le epic fandom cry xd
>>7019470You know, it matters less to me that he's a natural-born citizen and more that he's an American, sworn to uphold the Constitution and not draw a hammer and sickle on it in crayon.
>>7019467>imagefirst whyboner of 2013 achieved
>>7020097I wonder if they started working on S4 and if any writers changed.Also if the 66 minute DVD ends up as a movie do all the writers work on it or it's just one? I'm not that knowledgeable when it comes to cartoon movies writing process
>>7020125I hate ironic shit-posting so much.
>>7019604Scootaloo's mom is Posey the earth pony. That's how she was able to make a Scootaloo-shaped hole in the ground. That's also why she's missing her Pegasus flight magic.
>>7019544Discuss theology with her.
>>7020006>tries to use sarcasm on the internet>miserably fails
which pony would you like to sit on your face, grinding their pungent, wet labia and anus all over your nose
>>7019544Ask her if she wants to try human on equine interspecies sex. For science, of course.
>>7019544pick up and hug that warm plush pony
>>7020158Celestia or AJ, most of all
>>7020158All of them, at the same time.
This is our administrator
>>7020158All of the female ponies, but especially Twilight Sparkle.
>>7020131The MLP G3 Christmas Wish movie was written by Sheri Stoner, a writer on Tiny Toons.
>>7020173You'd die, anon.
>>7020175that's a nice jacket
>>7020158Dash
>>7020175Why is he so perfect, /co/?
>>7019988NONONOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7020175He looks like a fine upstanding young man with a taste for irony.
>>7020158Apple Bloom.pedo pls go
>>7020175I'd hug him
>>7020158RARITY ASS WORSHIP FAPFIC WHEN
>>7019677I did silly http://d.pr/i/Fsb9
>>7020205Hahaha
>>7020195Do you think her fats would smell like apples?
>>7020189Because the untainted version is so respectable.
>>7020208Hello Marker-san, happy new year.
>>7020158Applejack.
>>7020217pffft
>>7020217PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7020208>eyebrow hair stuck on the lens
>>7020158i'd like braeburn to rub his hot, firm horsecock and sweaty balls all over my face
>>7020217The mask paintjob was the least revolting this, what really grinded my gears was the fatties t-shirt.
>>7020216Shut up, Merc.
>>7020175those animu glasses are kawaii
>>7020201>2013>Still using the word fapficUnderstandable.
>>7020245Why wouldn't you?Or, more importantly, what would you use instead?
>>7020175>not fingerless gloves
>>7020242Moot can make anything kawaii
the plot thickens
>>7020251Erotic writing based on an existing creation written by a fanI'm not that guy though
>>7020237>they are known to have a burst of flavori'd like taste a burst of braeburn's flavor in my mouth if you know what i meanejaculating his semen directly into my mouth so i can taste it
Why aren't you watching the S3 marathon of MLP on the Hub right now?
>>7020260is ass expansion a thing
>>7020270I don't have the hub
>>7020175Anime pandering, show dropped
>>7020270I can't get the Hub
>>7020270>>7020274
>>7020270but i am drawing
>>7020273weight gain should cover it
>>7020217>>7020217This is just a treasure trove of goodies to be found
>>7020237>firm to the touchoh my
>>7020270All the eps are already on my hard drive/the internet.
>>7020270I'd watch it if someone streamed itWe yurofags don't get the hub
>>7020217I didn't know Gaben was a /b/tard
>>7020270>paying for cable tv>2012
>>7020270i'm blind
>>7020273Yes. Although ass-and-thigh expansion is better. Just ass looks silly.There's people that prefer it that way, but they're fucking dumb.
>>7020270I'm watching Gumball
>>7020260
>>7020308>Not hip expansionPfft. Casuals.
>>7020260>not preferring small, round, tight, perfectly-formed butts
>>7020309I don't get the hate for Gumball. It's a great show.
>>7020321What hate?
>>7020313If you want MY preferences then I'll just sum it up with pears.
>>7020321People hate it? I thought /co/ loved it.
>>7020315
>>7020306How are you reading this thread?
>>7020327>Not 9 ft. tall bronze-colored hourglasses
>>7020331i'd tongue her filly asshole so hard
>>7020338braille, duh
>>7020308You saying this doesn't get your motor running?
>>7020338screen reader
>>7020331someone needs a good lapping up.
>>7020348No, that's fucking ridiculous.Her mark should have grown too, what the fuck.
>>7020330>>7020325Ah, that must've been a wrong feeling I got. Something along the lines of "dumb plot" and the likes.
>>7020348That's just weird.
i told you, she's DEAD
>>7020348It's like those furry muscle expansion sequences where the character has pecs the size of planets.
>>7020356Would you lick her fur clean?
>>7020270Because I already watched a bunch of pone recently and I am fiddling with the pone game
>>7020370'Coat'. The word you're looking for is 'coat'.
>>7020365She's UndeadLearn the fucking difference you flaming faggot
Do you think it's a good idea to make a banner for Eqd for the upcoming 2 year anniversary, MLPG?
americahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcinwdIqXtU
wait for part 2!!
>>7020375What if my pone is hypoallergenic and has hair?
>>7020374>mayor pony fidgets as you delicately apply the dye to her mane>you kind of like the natural color, but she seems to prefer it this way
>>7020383They wouldn't use it anyway
>>7020383That one is pretty much perfect
>>7020375A coat is composed of ______ ?No, seriously, i have no idea wha to call the individual strands. They are not hair, nor fur....
>>7020385>>7020385
>>7020383>eqd was started as a way to chronicle MLPGi wonder if the VAs and all the people who work on the show who visit EQD know thatand if they would like to come here to learn more
Who is your favorite pone quest character?
>>7020381Is she still, hm, "active"?
>>7020383I've used my good picture already>>7018314
>>7020408No and no
I just attempted to draw pony for the first time. I guess that's a good way to start the year.
>>7020424That's better than all of my ponies.Now i has a sad.
>>7020404>individual strandsSame thing. 'strand of their coat', for example.
>>7020424that is a pretty pone and a good oneher hoofs are a little thin though
>>7020408>the VAs are secretely the biggest shitposters
>>7020424That's a neat looking pony but I hope you didn't have a vector of the pony on the layer beneath.
>>7020424I'm depressed nowthat's better than anything that I do
>>7020434>claire posts most of the fetish greentexts>tara masturbates to them
>>7020424Not too bad. Keep at it and stay away from depression
>>7020434>ponebrone is actually Tara Strong
>>7020408They likely don't. If they did, they wouldn't care. They wouldn't want to come here because this is the ass end of the fandom.
>>7020434>GG is Tabitha
>>7020424>tfw you will never be able to draw pone
>>7020409SaffronI've never had so much contempt for a fictional character than when Chronicle wrote about how he planned to make her suffer
>>7020432How do people even write for ponies when everything is coat this and coat that?! Doesn't it become super repetitive shit when there is no acceptable substitutes for the word?>As you run your hand through her coat, the strands of the coat running between your fingers
>>7020447>and stay away from depressionIt is too late anon, look >>7020442It already spreadsThis is a highly dangerous condition and can only be properly treated by prompt application of nurse pone pictures
>>7020447Is that even possible?
>>7020454>ass end of the fandomMore like the core of the fandom.The pony underground where everything starts.The outside pony fandom just doesn't know about it.
>>7020424What did you use to draw her?
>>7020454Show staff comes on /mlp/ to cause drama on their twitters.So, yeah, they already retarded.
>>7020424>no hat
>>7020405>>7020385>no spike innuendoFor shame!
>>7020468Hairs. They're called hairs. Christ on a crutch.
>>7020385>>7020405Its a nice comic.>>7020424Indeed. Keep at it and you might do more then just that.
>>7020468>As you run your hand through her coat, the strands running coarsely between your fingers
>>7020493The official toy doesn't have a hat. Fuck you.
>>7020469proceed with the treatment
>>7020489>implying mandopedo and purplething are show staff
>>7020489>not going straight to the General>go to /mlp/ and expect normal commentsGood. They shouldn't know the origin of this fucking pile of shit we created.
>>7020493that peach meme is really gay
>>7020424Fuck, that's great for a first time.
>>7020500No, MLPG has been very clear. "Hairs" is not acceptable for their ponies. Only coat.
>>7020504We can save this patient
>>7020527I call them "pubes"
>>7020439I was mostly looking at the basic pose in this guide. I got kinda dumbfounded when I got to the legs so I messed around with them a little bit.>>7020433Oddly enough when I started they were kinda fat. I'll keep that in mind though.>>7020479Just my mouse and MS paint.>>7020493I'm still trying to get that right actually but I'll get it done.And thanks a lot everyone else. I'll keep at it.
>>7020489>accuse the staff of being pedophiles>it's the staff's fault for causing the drama
>>7020442>not being inspired
>>7020541Find yourself a tablet, mang.
>>7020534To late he's deadGREAT FUCKING WORK NURSE LETALLTHEPATIENTSDIEGOOD THING YOU'RE AROUNDFat whore
>>7020527Hairs is the correct term. If some brony faggot on mlpg doesn't like it, too bad for him.
>>7020541Do you have any previews drawing experience
>>702055140 year old anon pls
>>7020541>Just my mouse and MS paint.Well fuckThe moment I go back to my apartment, I'm gonna try my hand too!
>>7020527equines have a coat, which is made up of individual strands of hairhowever, over-describing 'you stroke the pony's coat in your lap as your fingers feel the strands of hair also in the background there was a pidgeon' is generally a Bad Thing
>>7020541>Drawing pony.>Stare at twenty guides and references.>Spend a few hours drawing, following all the material as best as you can.>Over half the time, you get this.
>>7020545Plastering something way deep down in a forgotten archive on twitter? Who's fault is it if it causes drama?
>>7020405This needs a part 3.
>>7020445>nicole in the shower>washing her body
>>7020466That feel...I was ecstatic to see his crushed and twisted larynx at the endAs well as Baldwin throwing him to the side like a piece of rubbish
>>7020541>Just my mouse and MS paint.I hate you like how I hate Apple and GGthat special kind of hate that makes me respect by default for being superior to meI will surpass you
>>7020551THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
>>7020571>a woman got raped?>must be the woman's fault for being such a slut
>>7020564B-but the MLPG writefags hated me for being brief and told me that i needed to describe everything, for at least, three sentences. Otherwise, they hated it.
>>7020600Dude, I dunno what feedback you are getting, but purple prose tends to be detrimental to your style
>>7020571>>7020599>>>/mlp/
>>7020549I'll look into it. I've been wanting one for a little while actually.>>7020561Well, I drew a lot of sanics as a kid if that means anything.
>>7020595quit acting like a inferiorfag and saying shit like this.
>>7020599Fuck off.
>>7020595It's sad that real life is not an anime where you can vow to surpass someone and stay on their heels afterwards. It doesn't matter if they are professionally trained and you are a nobody. Vowing will make you as good.
>>7020617Fuck on!
>>7020617>I want the mlp staff to come here and appreciate us>and if we accuse them of being pedophiles they should still respect us>the stupid cunts
>>7020622>I must compete with my rival for senpai's affections, KYAAAAAAH~
>>7020610But, they are popular as fuck! Their advice should be good. I quit in frustration, because they kept nagging me about not describing the ponies enough.
>>7020648>senpai>not onii-chan
>>7020622Ash didn't catch them all
>>7020622That's not a sad thing at allIt means useless pieces of shit stay that way
>>7020644But, that whole "he a pedophile" thing isn't an MLPG thing, it barely even comes up here at all.
>>7020644>we>we>we>we>weIt is however their fault not knowing better than to argue with the idiots of /mlp/, or even 4chan in general. In all of these arguments everybody but the 4chan party loses.
>>7020585Me too, anon. Me too.
>>7020659whatever floats your boat, man
>>7020659>onii-chan>not ponii-chan
>>7020627>>7020617
>>7020660He stayed young forever and traveled to other countries and shit. All riding on "gonna be the best!" and absolutely no skill.
>>7020670>it barely even comes up here at allIt's in every single thread. Several times a thread.It's an awesome new mlpg meme.
>>7020653Don't be like that. If you keep writing, you will get better, and each time you describe them it will become easier and easier to make the descriptions longerQuitting is for fags
>>7020595and they say art isn't about competition. Hah what a joke.
>>7020689
>>7020689Not really. Whenever someone brings it up, it's probably just someone from the piss.
>>7020692>theyWho?
>>7020689That's not true. I haven't seen it for days, although I can't account for times when I'm asleep. Used to be that way about two weeks ago though.
>>7020683>>7020659Sweetie Belle, pls.
ponies don't like it up the butt
>>7020689We are being BAMBOOZLED!
>>7020699HAHAHAHA
>>7020691Sometimes quitting is the best option. Such as quitting comparing to others. quitting seeking attention. Etc etc.
>>7020689But that's wrong you fucking retard
>>7020704That's a cute ship. Is there porn of it?
>>7020718w-would you like porn of it faggot?
>>7020710DYEWTS?
>>7020670What's that picture from?
>>7020724Yes.
>>7020727Some comic /mlp/ made
>>7020727A comic with Apple Bloom raping Mando.
>>7020716Well, yeah, but that is not the case, is it?You're quitting writing altogether, and that's not good!
>>7020743Does anyone have this comic, or a link to it?
>>7020725they don't have butts in the show, anon
>>7020704That Sweetie is adorable. What is she saying here?
>>7020757no dude really
>>7020757See: >>7020331
>>7020691Artbros are nice and supportive, they tell you something is wrong here or there and sometimes that it's shit. Sometimes, they just ignore it!Drawing and posting art is a fairly pleasant experience.I couldn't post my writing without it getting torn apart as completely terrible every single time. I hated trying to write for the faggots here, because some popular writefag would never fail to point out just how complete shit everything was.
>>7020717>if I pretend it doesn't happen than the show's staff won't see it either
>>7020763onii-chanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5ukMJO2cY
>>7020783>>>the piss
>>7020777>some popular writefag would never ail to call it complete shitI can't ever remember seeing this happen. Example?
>>7020777Chill out. No need to get worked up. It's an imageboard, after all.
>>7020777If it makes you feel any better, all fanfiction is shit and the most popular "writers" around here are just the ones who a) make the characters stay in-character while also b) making the characters do and say things they would never do and say.
>>7020683>WEH
>weeaboo SweetieUgh. As bad as mexican Scoots. You people have very shitty headcanons and fanons.
>>7020777Well, that has never happenned to me, and I've posted quite a few of my writingsMaybe you are just unlucky, althought I can't see which writefag would just flat out call anything shit
>>7020783Please point out where it happened in the last few threads
why is she so perfect /co/
Hi!
>>7020777I have never seen a writer get critique in these threads, let alone someone getting ripped apart.If you enjoy writing, you shouldn't let that bother you.
>>7020793>everything I don't like is only the piss>everything I do like is mlpg>how come the show's staff just doesn't understand?
>>7020818hello sibsy
>>7020818Slut
>>7020795I distinctly remember TAW cornering me about my writing EVER. SINGLE. TIME. and going on and on about how i wasn't trying hard enough and how i needed to describe the emotion being elicited from the reader (I like describing the sensory input and letting the reader come up with their own emotional response) and how my descriptions where complete shit and whatnot.There were some other writers picking apart my garbage writing, but he was really the worst.
>>7020829>if I continue posting the same shit over and over maybe someone will fall for it
>>7020818ponk, candyass, and libman pony have a pink-offwho wins?
>>7020777Just quit.
>>7020814>>7020505>>7020743
>>7020839
>>7020804>WEH
>>7020845>not wink-off
>>7020850I said last few threads you idiot, not this one
>>7020840Well...that sucks. Writing is hard enough, and getting such negative feedback must be terribleIf you want to, you could post them and I'd try and give you my opinion
>>7020845>who wins?my bonerthat's who
>>7020806Murder pinkie is better.
>>7020845Pinkie's the one with the highest Pink/Mass ratio.
>>7020851You heard meShe's a fucking slut
>>7020818I think we need to have a pink and yellow pony fight to determine who is the greatest pink and yellow ponymy money is on cherry pone
>>7020840But TAW is a fucking terrible writer.I can guarantee that you won't get that sort of reaction if you post now. If you want to that is. I can see why that might be off-putting.
>>7020788That just cute of Sweetie. I just want to to this to that little marshmallow and give her a hug.>>7020818HI THERE!
>>7020887>Fluttershy loses in the first nanosecond
>>7020857quick, where's that vocaroo of anon singing the mamut song with pinkie instead?
>>7020840TAW is a jerk sold to bronies. You can come back now.
>>7020840TAW likes to hold people's hands to make sure they feel everything he wants them to feel. He doesn't allow people to work things out for themselves - he hits the reader over the head with a hammer and doesn't like it when other "writers" don't do the same.Fanfiction isn't high art, dude. It shouldn't be anywhere in you repertoire if you want to be a real writer who trusts his readers.
>>7017582Ohhh, I missed you again...
>>7020887cherry pony has anger on her side, i think she will win
>>7020910>She's the Hulk of Equestria
>>7020903http://vocaroo.com/i/s11i7Agg9lKC
>>7020923>>7020925YESSS, YESSS.
>>7020910>you will never have rough angry sex with cherry pony
>>7017582>>7020909>Celestiafags
>>7020923>>7020925ha
>>7020910I would be mad all the time too if I was as unlucky as that pony
>>7020923>>7020925what am I listening to
>>7020960You mean rough angry cowboy sex
>>7020840Huh. In all the time TAW was here, I never saw that once.
>>7020910WHo would win in an angry off; Cherry Pony or Bon Bon?
>>7020994Yeah me neither.
>>7020997Bon Bon
>>7020973Damn right.
>>7020997cherry pony is just angry due to being unlucky, bon bon has a deep hatred powering her anger
princess sadlestia
>>7020994Same here. All I remember is him tempting anon into feeling a pony and the anon tell him to stop. I also remember some anon saying they want to writefag and TAW offer then advice but it always end with these anon saying they do not want to write at all.
>>7021026Hatred of what?
>>7020870This nigga right here.
>>7021032princess foalestia
>>7021032
>>7021046Everything.
>>7021032princess evilestia
>>7021043>All I remember is him tempting anon into feeling a pony and the anon tell him to stopWhat?
>>7021032would you a sad pony?
>>7021043Yeah, I'm calling shenanigans.
>>7021051Hey, me too. She could be my waifu.
>>7021063Cheer them up? I'd do my best!
>>7021026Yeah cherry just seems grumpy at being ponyville's #1 victim of circumstance
>>7021032princess scrunchlestia
>>7020867>>7020888>>7020904>>7020906Nah, i tried writing for some anon a while ago on the MLPGs. It really isn't fun anymore.I'll stick to drawing.
>>7021085Just how many misshapens has her suffered?
>>7021085Maybe she can't get laid because her tail looks like she's constantly spraying diarrhea behind her.
>>7021088you call that a scrunch
>>7021063I would play with them
>>7021032>princess sadlestia
>>7021058Tempting fate half the time but its usually fun in fact.>>7021071I would actually like to see you back up your.
>>7021095>I tried writingIt's like you didn't even try at all.
>>7021097Guess that depends on what constitutes a mishap to these ponies
Is there Timberwolf porn yet?
>>7021106THAT'S NOT A SCRUNCH
>>7021132Eww
>>7021106what the fuck did you say, you little bitch?
>>7021043>TAW gives advice>Anon ends up saying they don't want to write.That's what's being described.
>>7021117I'm not the one tossing out the accusations.
>>7021095Aw man, that was you?I liked it! I dunno, maybe you have high self-expectations, but that is a good start. The only way you're gonna get better is to keep going, really!
>>7021142BCS drew some before the episode aired
>>7021119Exactly.
>>7021054what the fuck
>>7021117are you quite sure that anon was being serious?
>>7021142Almost definitelyThe real question is if there'sTimberwolf x Scootawolf porn yet.
>>7021169Yes, I require timberwolf x scootawolf
>>7021117
>>7021095if you managed to hold that anon's attention so well that he kept coming back hoping you would finish it, then you must have been doing something right
>>7021148you should all be very thankfulrarity is farting out a new episode for you mlpg
>>7021148>>7021146sorry old timers, but fillies are just better scrunchers
>>7017430why is that pon's eyes so pretty
>>7021167Evilestia
>>7021190Because they're big and round and have a nice color.
>>7021169
>>7021174does she take the knot?
>>7021202What the fuck
>>7021132can barely even lick her own legwhat a fatty
>>7021214>take the knot
Have you prepared your anus for mommy yet today, MLPG?
>>7021149It end up being that these anon started to complain that TAW is holding a monopoly over these writing and not trying to write themselves, despite that some writers are just being bloosm here (Boron and Asp comes into mind) or some are just in jail (Metal). No one was taking request but TAW and he was essentially the morning entertainer in spring. >>7021168I am sure he is having fun and getting TAW to write mre.
>>7021179Some people are just easily pleased.
Would you give a pony a massage after a long, hard day sexually?
>>7021240>jealousyYeah, pretty much
>>7021239Take it away. Bring me Celestibutt, please.
>>7021240So he's really in jail? Man fuck when did this happen. I'm bad with keeping up with news.We need a MLPG newsletter
>>7021214fillies can't take the knot
>TAW defense crewit's like i'm really back in 2011
>>7021278>We need a MLPG newsletter>origins_of_eqd.mov
>hateanons trying so hardIt's like back when Ross spammed "Kloudmutt can't art."
>>7021282>taw shitposterIt really is
>>7021278Something about Metal's friend and a drug bust. They place Metal in jail and scan his computer. When Metal got out, he found his pony folder organized. This happen long ago.
>>7021043>>7021149>>7021240>>7021265MLPG tends to treat most of its high-profile contributors like shit.Eventually they're treated as though everything they do is wrong, no matter what. They should take heir pandering, stupid bullshit and leave. Now. OUT. GET OUT! FUCK YOU GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR BRONY SCUM WHITEKNIGHT FAGGOT BRIGADE WITH YOU, YOU FUCK!And then they complain that nobody ever contributes anything.
>>7021301>hateanonsah, the mating call of MLPG
>>7021282Are you denying TAW as your lord and saviour?
>>7021294Okay we need a MLPG newslatter that isn't ran by a faggot
>>7021260yes i'd give their anus a tongue massage
>>7021301Kloudmutt is pterry bad thoughNot only didn't he improve for years, but he also got worseHe deserves a medal
>>7021310I remember when he posted about that. They'd organized it by pony and fetishes hadn't they?
>>7021301Kloudmutt's work is pretty much total shit though, see >>7021320
>>7021314So someone who isn't from MLPG
>>7021301>even Ross can see how shit Kloudmutt's becomeIf HE's the one saying you can't art, you know you've fallen HARD.
>>7021301wait hold on. Kloudmutt can't art. This is a known fact proven by science.
>>7021338He tells everyone that they're shit though, he just happened to be right about one of the targets.
>>7021314Leth?
>>7021334They were organized by color.
>>7021320>>7021336>>7021338>>7021340All these Rossfags.
>>7021311>high-profile contributors like shitOh, you mean GG? Because almost every contributors doesn't shitpost.
One guy said that TAW was partially responsible for him quitting because he couldn't take his constant advice (Which to him sounded like putting his writing down)This wasn't even really about TAW.
>>7021314>PREVIOUSLY, ON MLPG: FRIENDSHIP IS TRAGIC
>>7021311I like to think of MLPG as being like that bunch of little old Jewish ladies who never tip, complain about the food and the service and abuse the waitstaff, but always go to the same little deli/restaurant the same time the same day every week.
>>7021344He clearly said by somebody who isn't a faggot.
>>7021350h-here I go
please pay attention to me, i'm ever so interesting>yeah he's interesting>let's hear more from this promising up-and-comer>i want to hear more from this guyaww shucks you guys
>>7021369And the cock-suckers eat that up. God, I fucking hate drones.
>>7021358>hivemind, you say?
>>7021350I hate that shit-eating little twerp too - but if the single most talentless and reviled dilettante "drawer" ever to post in here is on the same side as you concerning how shitty an artist is - you can be pretty sure that guy's really, really, REALLY a shit artist.
The real tragedy is that LK wrote that one Derpy fic and then never wrote anything ever again.
>>7021349Would you work for the police, organizing suspects' pony porn folders?
>>7021382Dude, LK already does everything, give him a break
>>7021382What Derpy fic?
>>7021382Hey man he half-wrote a Scratch fic
>>7021392That's my dream job
>>7021378>HATEANON>HATEANON>HATEANON
>>7021392The ironic thing is, that's a waste of police resources, and a lot more immoral (if not criminal) than pony porn.
>>7021358>y-you're just entitledOr maybe we aren't fucking retarded and betafaggots like people from Tumblr or DA.
>>7021382That one where Anon basically manipulated two-cans-short-of-a-sixpack Derpy into sex? Ugh.
>>7021354It really wasn't. Anyways, when you are ready:>>7021408>>7021408>>7021408
>>7021405YOU GOT MENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7021415>imblyignnice b8 m8
>>7021415I don't think so
>>7021421i have vanquished The Hateanon>crowned Lord and Savior of MLPGtwist ending: i'm nathan
>>7021413>treating people who take requests and contribute for us of their own free will with a modicum of respect is being betaWhatever you say, kid.
>>7021415But Derpy is not retarded.She's just a bit simple and has an eye condition.
>>7021442AND A RUMP TO DIE FOR, NYUK NYUK NYUK>bowtie spins, is hauled off-stage by a cane
>>7021410if the police are all tied up organizing digital pony porn, who will be there on the roads to hand out $200 tickets to people who don't wear their seatbelt on the drive to work?
>>7021453Pfffhahaha
>>7021453THIS SHOW IS OVER
>>7021413I think there's a pretty big gap between being a betafaggot yes-man and being a hateanonyou can be brutally honest with your critique, but going out of one's way to attack someone whenever they show their face is taking things a bit too far
>>7021456>not wearing a seatbelt shouldn't be a punishable offenseMy brother's a lot like you. Driving with him is a fucking nightmare because he refuses to wear his, "due to statistics" - nevermind that he could be thrown around the car like a pinball and turn himself into a hazard for everyone riding with him, and if he somehow gets thrown out of the car instead of getting impaled on the steering wheel, he'll still have to deal with the fact he just got thrown through glass, onto asphalt, and into traffic.Yeah, I'm probably biting at bait, but FUCK, you people make me angry.
>>7021415Actually this was one of the few fics I've read in which Derpy seems to have all of her marbles intact.
>>7021521Unless you're Ross, in which case it's wholly deserved, because he does nothing but try to antagonize us all anyway.
>>7021415It was the first wingjob thing everAnd Derpy was just ditsy
>>7021528No bait, I just disagree with you I guess.Doesn't matter anyway, the "protect people from themselves" mindset will always prevail in America, for some reason
>>7021551Pretty much.It's hard to feel sympathy with that guy's plight when he acts like an ass and brings it upon himself.
>>7021599Look at the state of our school system, how gullible we are, and how easy it is to get us riled up to the point of violence - America's a nation of people who NEED to be protected from themselves.At this point I'm surprised that Helmets aren't mandatory.
>>7021528but FREEDOM!
>>7021748Is worth nothing when you put yourself and others at risk for the sake of sticking it to The Man.
You know, at >1000 posts I think it's safe to say we need a new thread.
