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>>6932773
>>6932909

>>6932980
>dazed ponies no longer get crossed eyes
they're trying so hard

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>implying you wouldn't fuck her raw
>implying you wouldn't enjoy her pants and squeaks
>implying implications

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>>6932792

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New pony episodes are always fun.

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>>6932989

Gracias amigo.

>>6932998
But Mandopedo already fucked Sibsy.

>>6933000
wwww

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Dash is a very boneless pony

Okay, time to watch the new episode.

Is it good or shit?

>>6933008
this always bothered me

>>6933009
mediocre but it could be worse

Not enough Twilight getting jealous of Applejack, opportunity missed.

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GG, I want it, I need it

where is the comics

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2much scrunch this episode. I don't know if I even want to cap it all.

>>6933000
Now do a loop of just the face-rubbing without Twilight's reaction!

Or not, whatever.

>>6933009
Below average.

>>6933009
I thought it was okay

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>anon in his preferred profession after entering Equestria

>>6933009
Everyone will say it's shit
I liked it, if only for the jokes. Funnier then FR

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THIS EPISODE ARIA

>>6933007
Twailaight Sparkle very good poni

wwwwwwww

>>6933009
It was alright just like the rest of season 3

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>>6932803

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Seriously, though, how do you tell iTunes to make it play fixed audio?

>>6933031
pls draw

>>6933009
Terrible.

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ABANDON YOUR HOMES AND FLEE

>>6933009
Average.

>>6933031
>no inflation

gg pls

>>6933009
10/10

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>>6932980
cgi, stopped watching right there

>>6933031
why does rainbow dash look like she came straight out of the .mov series

>>6933036
Fucking Spike and his weird fetishes.

>>6933036
This is downright fetishistic
And that feet thing?
What the hell is with this episode?
Its almost too much to be a fluke

>>6933033

>"I swear Twilight, it's not what it looks like!"

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Anyways, I have a little girl who's Pony/Unicorn crazy. Mostly the dolls. Her parents don't know English and don't read to her. I was going to read her the MLP Comic, but it's a bit too advanced, and a bit dark.

I'm wondering if this will be good to read to her:
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?mviak0sfnqrbng2

I'm reading it now. Hopefully it doesn't turn into some adult thing.

Any other good "children's MLP:FiM" material? Preferably that which I can just download and print off?

>Short version: MLP/Unicorn themed teaching supplies to read to kindergarten kids

>>6933047
Fuck off nachos

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>>6933037
stop supporting an awful distributor pirate it instead

>>6933031
>Applejack making bedroom eyes at Spike
>Spike making bedroom eyes at Applejack
>SUDDENLY RAINBOW DASH SCRUNCH FOR NO REASON

>>6933051

well, it's not really his fault. he gets it from Twilight.

>>6933065
>400 kbps
How?

>>6933061
Just fuck her already, you pedophile.

>>6933065
I CAN'T STOP. SEASON PASS.
THEY HAVE MY MONEY ALREADY.

>>6933074
Does that mean Twilight likes to be inflated?

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>>6933070
RAINBOW DASH SCRUNCH IS ALWAYS RELATED

>>6933074

i want to know her "Adult section" in her library.

>>6933083
anatomy is a buzzword

>>6933082

among a great many other things, yes.

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>>6932813

>>6933080
THEN WRITE AN ANGRY EMAIL AND ASK THEM TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

>>6933083
>no wonderbolts filename
Seriously now anon

>>6933097
Thank you

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At last, Spike/cmc interaction.

>>6933050
Dash was in serious Fanfiction Dash mode this episode. Hell she even wrote her own self-insert fan fiction.

Although now I want to see the novel AJ's writing (Come onnnnn trashy supermarket old west romance novel)

Well that was a pretty good spike episode.

It's a miracle.

>>6933091
>Ask to see the adult section
>She points to a door half hidden behind some shelves
>You open it and walk in
>Its dark, you can't find a light switch
>Suddenly, you wake up bound facedown on a sawhorse

>>6933097

what doy uo use to make gifs anon?

i want to make gifs too!

>>6933110
It wasn't good because of Spike though

>>6933107
What was that pigs name?

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>>6933078
do you even lift

>>6933110

Leth stop being Terse.

mfw rarity eating spikes pie

>>6933112
>Pinkie Pie is cuddling your butt

>>6933110

It was better than his other two at least.

Why are spike episodes so terribad?

>>6933053
That's even better than the Pinkie inflation, because the head stays the same and the body takes a certain time to expand and... Oh jeeze.

>>6933083
Applespike, Applespike everywhere

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So what will be your prediction on the Discord episode?

>>6933096
What is Twilight's favorite fetish?

>>6933120
Seriously, I get 200kbps maximum because no one is seeding

>>6933118
Pig Sparkle

>>6933132

Who's writing it?

That's key.

>>6933118
Kittle Piggington.

>>6933009
10 minutes in.

Holy shit, this is bad.

>>6933132
I think it'll be good

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>>6933135
give it time, since I posted my screenshot seeds have gone from 2 to 5 and I'm getting 2 MB/s

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She tied the balloon to her tail? That must tug...

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>>6933018

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>>6933112

>"oh, quit squirming. you're going to love this. or you will, anyway."

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>>6933149
DYEWTS? Apple has strongest tail

>>6933109
>Applejack at the typewriter
>Writing lusty romance stories
>Big Mac sticks his head in and she hurls the typewriter through a window
>"Did y'all see anything just now?"
"...Eenope."

>>6933138
Polsky.

>>6933132
So, utter shit then.

>>6933157
She should be floating away
but she isn't
because she's a fat fuck

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Holy shit, best pony. episode saved.

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>>6933130
Seriously
If I were in a different mood, I would be very tempted to fap to this gif

1. Yodacora teaches Twiluke Sparkwalker nothing

2. UNLIMITED PINK WORKS

3. Luna Krueger

4. Top Cunt

5. AJ's parents are fighting aliens in space

6. Attempt of murder is bad and something about bullying

7. BUY MLP TOYS TODAY!

8. ZOIDS

9. I was not prepared for this clusterfuck of a plot and foreshadowing that won't payoff until the season finale

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>>6933163
>Polsky.

No point even watching it then.

>>6933150
Yay I am happy thank you

>>6933171
>>6933163
Polsky has written nothing but episodes I love.

>>6933164
>being this new
it was established after s1 that Applejack is made of dark matter

>>6933179
My nigga.

>>6933118
>What was that pigs name?
Wow I don't like Sweetie Belle either but that's just mean.

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>>6933168

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Wouldn't it have been funny if they'd played an audience applause clip at this scene?
>"AJ! Rarity! What's happenin'?"

>>6933179
Same here, this hate seems very all of a sudden.
FPK and OAB are especially good episodes of season 1

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>>6933170
>Yodacora teaches Twiluke Sparkwalker nothing

I smirked.

>>6933164
Spike was heavy enough to drag it downwards slowly

The balloon is obviously around neutral buoyancy if no one is using the burner.

>>6933179
You mean shit episodes and one Pinkie Pie episode?

Get away from me, you tastelesss shit-eater.

I guess one thing in its favour is that the kids who haven't seen this exact plotline in decades worth of previous cartoons might enjoy it.

But we could predict weeks ago that "Okay, she's going to save his life, so now the only way out of it is he's going to have to save her life, so she's going to put herself in fake danger which turns into real danger. Seen this all before."

But then the surprise twist turns out to be that the real danger turns into Huger and Realer Danger, and then this massive new threat we've never seen before is KILLED by a SINGLE PEBBLE. One pebble thrown at it causes it to choke, fall over, and die. Yeah. What?

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>>6933178

You're welcome.

>>6933189
Spike was really creepy there
>You even look good when you're chewing!

>>6933202
>You mean shit episodes and one Pinkie Pie episode?

But aren't those the same things?

>>6933154
yep

>>6933193
I liked how Rarity nonchalantly explained that AJ saved Spike's life and he wants to serve her forever

>>6933207

Yeah, what the fuck was he talking about?

>>6933206
>credits roll

>>6933202
>Feeling Pinkie Keen
This episode made me fall in love Pinkie. In love.
>Over a barrel.
More cute Pinkie. Cute buffalo. Neat to see a new town.
>Too Many Pinkie Pies
Pinkie Pinkie Pinkie, what's not to like?
>This one
It was okay.

>>6933208
That's the joke.

>>6933204
>Expecting battle scenes
Dude, Twilight teleported away from some punk ass teen dragons whe she could have whopped their ass

>>6933207
He's a creepy beta friendzoned crush, of course he was being creepy there.

Rarity confirmed for enjoying femdomming.

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>>6933208

I will stab you.

>>6933218

Mah niggah

>>6933218
Shut the fuck up, Pinkiefag

>>6933225
>You will never be Rarity's kept boy

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>>6933218
What is it like to be in love with Pinkie Pie?

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>>6933228
Never. As long as there is breath left in my body, I shall sing the praises of Pink.
>>6933231
Painful but rewarding.

>>6933228
Why do you shitpost?

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>>6933212
What was funnier was when AJ explained it to Rarity and oh so casually remarked how she'd love to have someone serve her forever. Maybe she'll contrive to save Spike's life at some point just for backrubs.

>>6933207

>If even looks good when they're chewing! Hehehe...

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Seriously, RD got fucking stood up.

The only Merriwhether Williams ep I've ever liked is Hearth's Warming Eve. The others were all terrible, including that fan-fic garbage know as Wonderbolt Academy.

>>6933234
PINKIE STOP BREATHING ON MY GENITALS

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>>6933208

>>6933236
>Fluttershy and Dash holding that stick together
unf

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>>6933204

>defeating the huge giant evil threat with a single pebble

yes goyim, watch more Ferdl Television. good goyim.

>>6933243
What the fuck is wrong with that gif

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>>6933242
>>6933207

>>6933222
Didn't have to be a battle. Having him distract the monster, lead it away, and trick it into tumbling into a ravine where it breaks up in a river would have at least been better than Oh No It's Fatal Pebble of DOOM.

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>>6933236
So Pinkie, you show your true form!

I want some new faces, new diseases
No-net flying trapezes
Hottentots and the siameses
the full monster show.

I stand firsthand historian
Baptized in texts victorian
Explore the ugly Orient
Distill it down for you.

Like Jacob renamed Israel
and this land Connecticut
You just resect necrotic narratives
Transplanting one that fits.
We'll write the scripts and the stage exits
and characters to be
We'll rewrite our own taxonomy.
To all those looking for work:
I can't hear what you're saying
While you're playing,
The world's smallest violins.

One half taishuh another half turk
Breeding mutatis mutandis,
Holding panspecial congress
In the halls of Washington

And so I trolled all through
that land of children
Fireflies and open fists
Redressed those devils up in ivory
Teams of top hat alchemists.
I'll groom these victims in youth,
into dictums of truth
And the penny presses will be kind to me.

>>6933207
>>6933215
It's just a classic weird complement. "You even look cute when you're eating" is an actual thing awkward guys with crushes say, I'm pretty sure I can remember song lyrics to that effect.

>>6933262
haha

Well done.

>>6933247
I liked HWE, DQ and SayS

Episode leaked, beware of spoilers!

>spoilers

No fucking shit fucking sherlock

I want the bodies of giants
you don't find in the west
I want the mermaids hand made and
sunk down in Fijian depths
So raise your fists and paws,
cast off Mendel's laws,
A story is all you've got left.

And in the temple of the gold pavillion
In the buttresses of the Notre Dame
In the sooty city subway lyceum
Descrying tea leaves, eyes and palms.
And they've found out the forer effect
Your own unconscious architect
We've got something for everyone. Oh lowly, lowly.
Legless and lonely.
Crawled up to me and said: I want to
bang the drum.

And I said: Son, we don't just only
Wait for the throne, we
Found the kingdoms they'll believe
after we're done.

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>want to draw pone with new tablet
>too sick to
gimme requests to work on when i feel better

The Roped People

Flow out from the brook of Egypt
In the haze of the morning pink
Came herds from the east
All the birds and the beasts
All the swarms descend to drink.

And I said Shihor,
She can't support you anymore.

When you get the lake you fought for
You can lead the force to water
But you can't ever make them think
I'd have mountains of geology
Told them golems followed me
Shoals of proles extolling me
They'd have me, shut up and
Dress up the devils in ivories.
I appeal to reason
I appeal to sense.
I repeated that the means won’t
meet the ends.
I read all your numbers
I read all of your plans
I repeat that land will is
never worth the dam.

In the Black Canyon air
They'll stand a dam down there
Abandoned cheyenne prayer


Deep in the Colorado,
where the sunset paints with blood.
Deep in the Colorado,
we’ll cast an ark to stop the flood.
Brows smoke like cigarettes
Under the devil’s minarets,
Came this concrete native son.
Deep in the Colorado, comes the new Jerusalem.

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>>6933259
I think I fucked it up during the resizing.

here take this

>>6933265
That's why Merriwether and Polsky working together is the worst fucking shit MLP deserves.

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MLPG, I gotta pink super bad!

Escape From Chicago 2009

We never saw the glaciers melt
We never saw the oceans rise
I'm not one for the sciences
But I can read the warning signs

This town's a lurching mass of bones
A weeping wound, a walking bruise
And when you scrape the skin,
peel back the film
The world erupts red white and blue

1488 whoa until 2012
You keep your government small
I’ll keep mine all to myself.
I'll lead you back to Zion
A team of remnant saints
I don't know where to find it
But I know what it is, and what it aint.

Angels kept Lot alive
Bullets and iodide.
We're all but meals away
From spears and tanning hides.

They know how you think,
They know how the world's men behave
They'll be sniffing your meat, they'll be tracking your heat
They'll find your scent
bleeding from your cave.
So what'll you do? what have you got
for your bug out plan?
I get twenty on a gridlocked highway
Eighteen with the fully loaded van.

You go on buy your TVs,
I'll keep on hoarding my wealth.
You want to swallo the world,
you better start with yourself.

>>6933273
NOW YOU WILL DWELL IN THE KINGDOM OF THE WORM

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>>6933277
>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL, YOU'RE TOO SICK TO DRAW PONY MISTER

>>6933277

Draw a sick Twilight.

>>6933288
Someone get a bucket!

Astray In The Hawkeyeland

They grew a cadillac ranch
They've planted flags on the moon.
And nwo they all want to choke us,
boatloads of locusts,
Flooding in, red, white and bloomed.

Comrades of the comintern
They taught and we will learn
Horseradish and holly ferns and
Digging discourse in the ground

And in their mansions seven nannies lurk
While our kids are all at work
Planning plays in the Kolan cirques
Orchards in the round
And when the Hanomags roll into Stalingrad
Assault all the fields with theres.
Twenty five thousand bodies
muddied in the northern quarries
Carting into the Kremlin square.

Blue eyes, hot apple pies,
blot out the skies with crops,
Heat it up until it pops.
Blow them up until we're tops.
Learn me all you've ever known,
Show me how you get it grown
Get me Roswell on the phone.
We can resolder the parts
And still be fodder for sharks,
Lord knows they'll always have the seas.
And we've barely the stock
To put the wings on our hawks
Against starred and striped artilleries

But there's an art, there's an art
In the bullock heart
In the endicott and haricots.
And if we start, when we restart
The commisariat
Harvest green and gold in rows:

I will have my Grushenka
The same girl that my father adored
Take the bread from the bankers
Set everything right in the world.

>>6933288
DON'T STOP.
PINK ALL OVER MY FACE.

Why are we getting spammed?

>>6933277
>gimme requests to work on when i feel better

Rarity farting at a fancy dress party.

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>>6933225
>>6933230

>Oh what I wouldn't give to have somepony forever in my debt!
>I'd get them to organize my closets, and give me pedicures, and help me with my sewing, and...

Boss Of The Plains

They ride out in a flock
Of peso padded pillions
Black lease of hawks
Smelling beef and boullion.

From where the sun now stands,
To the dusk we all limp along.

Taut tan and thin,
Pallid faces greasy
Bent men in tin,
Weary piece of specie

From where the sun now stands,
To the dusk we all limp along.
They gave us the wretched refuse of the world
Barren fields fresh fertilizer
Gold in your blood
Silver in your marrow.
Eyes peeking from the burr oaks,
Hiding in the shadows.

But no one buys what I was sold
So go laugh off this dirt Elijah.
Hide full of nettles,
Mouth full of metal
Heart of the devil,
The bear's coming down

Cause if its hard on you
then its hard on me
And we're all spread thin little Dorothy.
We're all dancing in a gilded dream
And cash rules everything around me
Steeled up like skirret fruits
Blood sweat and bitter roots
These plains are pulletproof
These plains you'll never know.

It's 1873
And James Cooke and the company
They buried the beast,
they aimed the corpse east
Fed it last rites before they
called in the priest.

So if your trains run to Abbadon
A black hole to hitch your wagon on
Bury your hope in what you
carry your corpse in
A bleak heap of carrion. We carry on
Submerged under Kansan floods
The octopuses eat
They scavenge through the silos,
Ink out the epitaph of wheat.

>>6933277
Ponies in suits.

>>6933310
I like that she didn't say "hooficure".

And we'll just huddle in the shadows
Of the great Carnegie trust
And if you have to pray for something
May I suggest you pray for dust.

It doesn't rain on the veldt no more.
All just rust and dust and aches and sores
When the vanes take to shaking, hurricanes in the making
Can't see anything that is green no more.

And so tonight, tonight, we wave all your debts goodbye
Write your liens in lambsblood on the door -
Give all of your leases
To the winds and caprices
Of some men who aren't in Kansas anymore.

What the fuck IS this shit?

>>6933308

nah

>>6933283
>Rarity_in_heat.jpg

>>6933283
they could've tried a LITTLE harder making those leaves look convincing rather than painted to the ground

Lucky Side Of The Street

Here's what we're gonna do
Madison Avenue
Find me some baby blues,
That can sing in black and white.
Pack em in twenty young and twenty wide.
Brother, can you spare a light?

There's a specter hanging off of me,
Blowing in the winds the Turquoise coast.
Ashes in the ermine enclave
Cinders of the Holy Ghost
Papalettes march in Washington
Surgeon general blow your battle horn
Smoke em if you got em
We still got years to be forgotten
Years to see these sad and sodden brands reborn

Good night my dear Diluvia
You'll always have my heart.
But inside the lungs of liberty
Spreads some loathsome new disease
Silence the tongue and rends the limbs apart
Here's what we're gonna do
Up the ad revenue
Call up the evening news
And teach em just how lightning strikes.
Pack em in twenty young and twenty wide.
Brother, can you spare a light?

Long as I'm breathing, I'll scream for more.
Elijah's speaking, he has the floor.
The spirit's leaving the Sacre Coeur -
These red and greens have gone to war.

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>friendo freaking out about inflation
>this is the only thing i can think of
oh well

Seems like we got a living piss brony spamming our thread.

>>6933320

I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. I just skipped over it

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Damn those cockteasers! So many sexy AJ plot shots.

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>>6933294
>mfw
FUCK YOU MOM

O Pioneers!

Wrenched out of the womb,
With a will and a name.
A midwestern cocoon
And that thankless blanket,
The blustery champaign.

And my mind casts such a burden
And my tongue and teeth the same
And in my heart keeps beat
In verdant wheat,
In a rolling tide of shame.

I would meander round the ambit
Of the exploding western fold
Hearing the mellow thunder
that underscores the world.

Cradled on the anvil
Forged panhandles only girl.
Are you seeing these ghosts in the trees,
The sad souls flagged down in the drought?
As long as you live, and as long as you breathe,
You'll cursed to this earth, and you'll never plow yourself out.

Some things are better learned in calm
And some things are better learned in storm
And some things you'll never learn unless
They were burned in your brain on the day you were born.

"You were born those same two fists,
why don't you use it
To batter at the world with."

And so I'd live my life
Become a wife
Wage a campaign in the dirt
That storms in from the fields
That find defiles in the floor
And all those squandered women
Who launder linen
Fragile sallyports in skirts
Fighting battles with the armies
That they thought for sure they were.

My dear Antonia,
The whalelines of winter
Will always hold you down.
The copper flash of patched grass
That punctuates the ground.

And I don't know
I just don't know
If your bones were ever made to walk to town.
Riots of impatiens
Belie that heavy rotten crown.

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>>6933294
I'm so sick im delusional

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>>6933305
>>6933300
False alarm.

Simply Living

Everyone's an island
I just want the Island Queen.
Heath up to the highlands
Grief cutting banks back inbetween

I've never seen the sunrise in a winestained field
Ive never smelled tomorrow's snow
I've never read the love songs nature reveals
In a late bloom of marigolds.

In that epistolary poetry
I know she always wrote for me
Doggerels of daffodils
Metaphors in meadowfoam
Hudibrastics in hubiscus
Eastern nebraska in the distance and mom,
I won't be coming home for christmas.
I'm a walking ghost,
I'm a loser,
I'm a teenage Methuselah
and this year,
I won't be coming home for christmas.

In this world of hurt
In this world of hate
First world fevers are the
First ones to break.
Simply living simply.

I was born (I was grown) in midwest Gethsemane
Friends put the news up in the town gazette
I pulled a full ride, to the state for journalism
And lord, how they read it as a threat
I lived a short story, achey and boring,
Pushed the plot along with some delicate tools.
Engrained and enduring, treen to the Turing,
Carved a young man that was wooden and cruel.

And lo, here I am, a statuette of the world
A pale pamphlet, upset and unheard.
In hindsight I wager
We're all raised by nature
Some of us by the woods and some of us by the wolves.

Everyone's an island.

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Tonights forecast: A freeeeeze is coming.

>>6933339
Nothing worse than denied pink.

>>6933333
quints

Round Up

Drape your bones in chemicals,
Polemic calls to arms
Plow and the boots,
The body and roots,
Suture feeble frames to farms.
Slow down! Everybody! Sit down, in the paddy
Waist deep in your broken alms.
At best we’re chests of nitrogen
Imbued with a certain charm.

God dreamed up Eden heaving ether from his lungs
Why flaw the floral world with humans,
Why mar felicity with sons.
I’ve hedged in sedges, seeds, and evergreens too long.
And when the bulrushes are running
I intend to ride along.
Man won’t walk to the clearing empty.
He’ll do it draped in sticks and stones.
He can’t depend on nature’s plenty.
You're left to ache when the hunger grows.
He's has long left the lotus leaf
We evicted him from out the cane.
So when you find some sin in medicine,
You leave us all to pray for rain.

I've all been plotting demons
That'd keep Borges wide awake.
They scream in from the atmosphere
And haunt under the mortal lake.
A man, a machine, Corvettes and submarines
The self consuming snake.
And the world just bursts with hunger
Thirsts for things that we can slake.
It’s been determined, we’ve evolved and won this round, so
Let the old reactor rubble, Karnataka’s doubled down.
No body’s barren when you’ve such a pregnant tongue
And from all this time that we’ve spent dreaming
Plotting new structures of meaning,
Ads and ants caught up crossbreeding
Spewing steam from out our lungs.

>Episode leak
WHYYYY

>>6933310

would she rather keep you in gorgeous custom clothes, to remind herself of how great a designer she is, or keep you nearly nude to show off your physique? would she allow you to talk, or is the boy to be seen and not heard?

for the purposes of this fetish, we will assume you have a good physique.

>>6933347

fuck off

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>>6933281
there i fixed it.

fuck /mlp/'s shitty gif image size limit

>>6933330
Hehehe. I chuckled.

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Why is Spike such a little porker?

Essex

My father lashed me to the life that only he knew
To the only life that he could ever know.
Born from that limited perception
Came a slow grudging acceptance
Molting out the skin Nantucket snow.

So I'll set out some summer day into the flood
Smelling salt, tasting the pennies in the spermaceti blood.
Ash and cash, a human heap
Sea shanties until you sleep
You'll be the one,
The only one, who saw the deep.

I'm laveering the foghorn slowly
Hoping that the world turns around, turns around.
There is a wisdom that is woe
Rooted in madness down below
Deposit logic in
Demented engines in the deepest holds.

Enter the thrashing animal.
Glowing eyes glint green and gold.
Whipping the sky to sails
Our ribs are iron rails,
Breathing steam and coals.

God wrought in plaster,
Ache and alabaster
Cast out from the garden
The low unloved bastard
Dissmissed and dismasted
Outwitted, outlasted
Kid there's never going home.
Descend the whalelines easy
Into the blackest gorge.
Feel the anchor heaving
Atop of lucifer.

Elijah, Elijah, Elijah floats away.

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>>6933315
AW YIS

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Dash makes so many great in-between frame shots in this scene it's ridiculous

>>6933351
You should have expected this from the last few times.

>>6933327
Only a few real leaves are on the ground. The rest actually are painted on to ensure Spike won't finish raking them before they were ready to trick him with the fake wolf.

>being entitled to quality writing

>>6933353
>for the purposes of this fetish, we will assume you have a good physique.
For the purposes of greater immersion, I will not.

>>6933362
I expected them to work harder at not leaking episodes due to previous failures.

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>mfw actually reading this shit
W-what?

>>6933351
Thi is our life now, anon.
We're leak folk!

>>6933365
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgRP5_YKu0
Colin pls go

>>6933358
>bags of sand

>>6933372
b-but I don't wanna be a leak folk

leak folks killed my parents

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>>6933356

>>6933351
This is a new era

An era of leaks!

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>>6933360

>>6933370
>hasbro putting any effort or money into stopping its toy commercials coming out early

>>6933353
When her store is open or there's any chance of me being seen I assume she would have me all dressed up, but when it's her and her alone I'd get nothing but the collar.

I'm sure she'd allow me to talk, but I'm smart enough to keep my mouth shut unless there's a good reason.

and of course I would have a good physique, she knows to keep me on a proper diet and she allows plenty of time for physical training

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>>6933361

Yes she did.

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>>6933195
>Same here, this hate seems very all of a sudden.

Nah, it didn't just start today.

>>6933371
Piss Brony spam. Not even they understand what the fuck they are spamming.

>>6933371
Maybe they're songs. I wouldn't mind listening to this with a few beats behind.

TIMBERWOLVES ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS

Seriously you might be able to break one with a well-thrown rock but they're apparently immortal and can grow to dinosaur sizes, and will raid out of the forest if you get too close. Hooooly fuck is that needlessly dangerous.

>>6933378
this gif will never cease to entertain me

>>6933387
Is this Hotdiggedydemon's latest flash?

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one of the best aj episodes yet

>>6933388
>Only capping the negative responses
Okay man

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The colors in Dash's tail look a bit weird here. They're not arranged as smoothly and cleanly as usual. They don't look "vectored" or whatever. They look a bit sloppy.

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>>6933333

>>6933353
>Would she rather keep you in gorgeous custom clothes, to remind herself of how great a designer she is, or keep you nearly nude to show off your physique?
I'm sure it'd be entirely possible for Rarity to design something that achieves both, if she so desired.

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>>6933381
Fluffy you're supposed to be dead.

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>just came to me

Yes I did.

>>6933395

xD

>>6933332
>>6933389
>This guy

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>>6933397
Don't you mean one of the best Spike episodes yet

>>6933405
She looks pretty kawaii in that shot

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>>6933404

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>>6933381
how goes the fluffing

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>>6933401

>>6933390
http://www.last.fm/music/America+Addio

>>6933398
But that's all the responses except the last one. Even if that last one is a positive one, he's show that the sentiment's there, which was his goal.

>>6933413
RD always looks kawai.

>>6933410
Man, I was thinking the same thing all along.
Applespike has been canon since before you even started visiting.

I am really impressed with the 3D work with the wolves. It's not totally seamless or anything but it does look like it fits in the show and lets them get a lot of really, really good life out of their animation.

>>6933415
Fluffy pls upload all those vectors you never uploaded.

>>6933420
>hyper-intellectual pop-music
Dang, that guy's pretty sure of himself.

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>>6933400
seriously, I bet that guy that has a dizzy/derped eye fetish got a lot out of that scen

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>>6933398
One out of six. Because it wasn't negative, wasn't positive, was just sort of there.

>>6933432
this is an episode day thread
why are you wasting images on non ponies

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Pinkie x Rarity

Best friendship

>>6933432
I am not him...
But....
I am aware of this fetish. I have been able to find a few decent shops catering to it, and have enjoyed them thoroughly.

>>6933437
>Not filtering that faggot
Wow.

>>6933435
2mP sucked balls

OaB was good.

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>>6933437
because obviously you have never taken a shot like that before.

>>6933440
I think it's cuter more than anything. In football, it's just nauseating though.

>>6933027

dat back rub.

why is American football so shit?

>>6933386

>physical training

after the shop closes, she likes to lounge on the couch with a glass of wine and watch you do your exercises. nude, of course. except for the collar.

>>6933458

xD

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>MLPG constantly shits on contributors

>Shitposters avatarfagging tripfags are well received and get a lot of attention.

I just don't get you guys.

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Congratulations, Spike. You're the new Derpy Hooves.

Throughout the entire episode, he just doesn't know what went wrong.

>>6933451
There's an entire other board for this.

Pls go

>>6933462
>Well received
They don#t get shit on because everyone already filtered them

>>6933462
speaking of contributing

in the wake of this episode
is there anything anyone wants

>>6933463
He just walked right the fuck into that pole!

It was just sitting there and he ran into it like a fucking retard!

>>6933463

xD

>>6933469

More Princess Bitch and/or Gilda

>>6933462
Why do you always complain Anonymous? Just filter him like the rest of us.

>>6933462
Because contributors will take the abuse and come back asking for more.
You fuck with an attention-whore tripfag and they'll get mad and start fucking up the whole thread.
This pent up aggression is taken out on contributors because they can take it.
They're artists. They thrive on abuse.

>>6933469
A pony

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>>6933451

>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/image/KZq6UWfYquOM-t9_K1hJwQ

Leave. Fucking now.

>>6933469

Draw Dash working on her shitty fanfic.