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qt apl 3.12 edition

OLD
>>6772250
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>apl
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Re-asking

Did this episode fulfill MLPG's desire for an AJ episode, or was it still too much focus on the Apple family.
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>>6776536
It was Applejack's Lesson Zero.
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>>6776536

I did for me!
The song itself did, really
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Why are you so insecure of your art, MLPG?
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>>6776536
it was good
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>>6776536
It was average.
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>>6776536
It could've been worse.
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>>6776551
That bad huh?

What would AJ's Timecop be like?
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>>6776557
CAUSE IT'S SHIIIIIT

Apple it's cool you keep motivating people
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>>6776536
Parts of it could have been better.
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>>6776536
It was p. good

that wilhelm scream cracks me evertim
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>>6776551
Lesson Zero was terrible.
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>>6776557
If you drew like me, you'd be insecure too!

Requests, guys. Lay em on me.
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>you'll never have a fairly q2p2t drawfag bf
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>>6776536
It was ok, you can't expect more of AJ anywaybecause she is boring
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>>6776592

It was...pretty bad.
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>>6776599
Who's this?
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>>6776598
Caramel in a pretty dress
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>>6776557
Because I made the mistake of sharing it with the internet.
Always there... forever...
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>>6776598

A cartoon!
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>>6776598
AB and Babs playing nonsexually
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>>6776619
El Chavo del Ocho.
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>>6776598
Draw Winona hanging out with the stupid dogs
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>>6776626

Well you shouldve made sure it wasn't shit before you posted it!
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>>6776557
im not insecure about my art, im very secure about my low quality art
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>>6776640
You're right. I WAS A FOOL!
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>>6776598
>get thousands of notes
>still insecure

fucks sake corwin
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>>6776391
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>>6776557
I'm not, really, it just never gets reposted, and I'd rather not press the issue if nobody cared about it the first time around.

Maybe someday people will find it noteworthy enough.
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>tfw you will die before mind uploading is invented
>tfw you will never go to Equestria and engage in endless debauchery with your Mane 6 marem
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why dont you have a unique style yet?
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>>6776597
>>6776587
What is this, bizzaro mlpg?
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>>6776682
Different times of the day, different people.
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>>6776619

That's brae

you can tell because >stripes
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>>6776669
I don't know. I feel bad because of it. I though it would just sort of come naturally, but it never did.
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>>6776692
only autistic people wear stripes
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>>6776662
THEY DON'T LIKE MY ART. THEY JUST LIKE /co/'S BRILLIANT WRITING.
>>6776628
What kind of cartoon?
>>6776635
2 Stupid Dogs, the show?
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>>6776598
Soos from Gravity Falls wants to show Dipper, Mable, and/or Wendy his ponies
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>>6776669
Because fundamentals
>>6776702
stop
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>>6776682
Most of MLPG does prefer Timecop to LZ though.
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>>6776702
>2 Stupid Dogs
not the requester, but yes, draw that
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>tfw no qt pony gf to suck your cock with prehensile lips and tongue
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>>6776669
All I've got's a unique style. I'd trade it away for a solid foundation.
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>>6776669

Because that comes AFTER learning the foundations.

Don't start stylizing stuff before you learn the basics - it never turns out well otherwise.
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>>6776536
I just about to ask this since I finished it for the first time a few minutes ago and the archived reactions were mixed.

I really liked this episode. Didn't come in expecting much and, while the song was middling, I loved the episode. Going to have to watch it again to be sure, but it's definitely one of the best of S3 for me.
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When you tell people your art is shit, you are insulting the people who enjoy it. Telling them that that which they love is garbage.
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Well, it's been more than 12 hours since it aired.

Rate the episode
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>>6776782
5/10
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>>6776754

My thoughts exactly.

And I loved the song. The instrumental part of it was fantastic, and the simple lyrics were accurate to both a traditional hoedown style song, and what you'd expect from, you know, a kids show
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>>6776779
what if other people call your art shit?
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>>6776669
You can use textured brushes to make up for that.
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>>6776779
>IMPLYING ANYONE LIKES MY ART

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
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>>6776782
10/1-2-3-4
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>>6776782
I just came back home, I'm watching it right now.

5 minutes in, it's cute so far.
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>>6776788
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE DRESS
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>>6776782

In the Top 3 for season 3.
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>>6776791
Listen to them, use it as fuel to improve. Move forward.
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>>6776702
Corwin, how does it feel being Reddit famous now?
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>>6776744
>that groan he makes in the video

That must have felt so good, he sounded like he was having a heart attack
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>>6776782
One of the weakest of Season 3.
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everyone can rest easy now that joseco has officially confirmed that aj's parents are dead.
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>>6776782
Apples/10
Sufficiently appley, and decent song. Catchy, but not infectious.
I liked it.
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>>6776805

But that was a dramatic, plot devoloping ballad from royalty and antagonists

This was just a casual hoedown.
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>>6776821
>video
____fuck you______
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>>6776800
There's someone who enjoys it, no matter how bad it may be. If you don't believe me, go take a look around DA.
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Everyone, post your Skype username
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>>6776782

Best ep of season 3

>inb4 butthurt
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>>6776829

Sibsy confirmed it actually. She was in his stream. Thats where the "confirmed" comes from.
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>>6776847
No
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>>6776840
THOUSANDS

DIAMONDS
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>>6776829
Joseco is truly the king of all pony artists. nobody can be as good as him ever! HIS WORD IS LAW.
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>>6776845
I cant believe that.
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>>6776782
pretty terrible

granny was swag at least
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>>6776847

I do not skype
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>>6776732
Against my wishes, and knowing full well it was a cheap attempt to cash in on the success of Ren & Stimpy, I will draw your 2 Stupid Dogs with Winona.
>>6776820
It's the second time this has happened.
Someone made a popular ragecomic based on one of my youtube comments. I blacked out my last name.
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>>6776847
It's already on my tumblr. If you gave a shit, you would've added me already. Asshole.
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>>6776557
I just sat down and did some gestural drawing.

I've been having SO much trouble constructing lately this method feels so much better to me.

I just don't know if I could do a whole picture this way.
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>>6776782
it was ok, most of the episode felt kinda boring and didnt particularly like the song, but there were so many cute apple pones
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>>6776847
why the hell would I do that?
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>>6776873
>tfw nobody adds you

I put it there for a reason ;_;
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>>6776782
6/10
Not memorable, sort of funny/cute.
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>>6776847
ok mine is i dont use skype
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>>6776871
HAHAHAHA
I mean
lel
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>>6776898
rose pls
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>>6776844
it swallows his load too, that's a well trained horse
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>>6776788
Maybe the song will grow on me, but the Apple family's interactions made it for me. Babs and Apple Bloom's being my favorite, and I think Babs is slowly becoming my new favorite CMC.
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>>6776847

The same as my name.
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>>6776916
I'm not rose, why would you think that
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>>6776918

They're interactions were great. The plate spinning scene especially.
The little gags made it entertaining through and through as well.
Stuff like lighter spike
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>>6776868
People enjoyed my shit, you cannot atop people from liking something. And if it is so bad you can't look at it, all the more reason to practice.
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Merry early Christmas
Take good care of her
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>>6776920
Which one? The one with a viking pic, or the one from Thailand?
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>>6776966
Did you keep the gift receipt?
I really just wanted some new socks
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>>6776972
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>>6776981
You could wear her as socks.
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>>6776966
I'm saving this tree.
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>>6776788
I don't think it's got anything to do with being a kids show. That was some original, fantastic square dance music, and that's rare and wonderful thing these days.

My favorite moment of the episode, and maybe the season
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>>6776847
I always like making new ff-fuf-friends
llama_shazbot
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>>6776966
Well, after I brush her hair and give her a treat, it's time to take her to the vet to get spayed.
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>>6776990
I have big feet
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>>6777006
Bob pls, she's not a pet
She should only be fixed if she wants to be
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I want standing ponies
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>>6777009
then take her our to get you both some socks and have a fun time.
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>>6777009
Pics?
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>>6776994

Mhmm
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APPLEJACK'S PARENTS ARE DEAD

CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
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>>6777022
ok
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>>6777022
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>>6776993
WHO IS THIS VERY GREEN PONY?
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>>6777006
SHE'S GOT A MIND OF HER OWN.
And.... Maybe we'll want children someday...
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>>6777022
You are lucky Dash even landed long enough to stand
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>>6777022
Here is one.
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>>6777035
what a pig
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>>6777029
Link, nogga
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>>6776847
sbscleverusername
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>>6777048

No, that's what we would call a pony, Anon.
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>>6777022
Am I standing like you want anon?
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>>6776808

My ranking so far.

1. Remember kids, bribery is good for you

2. UNLIMITED PINK WORKS

3. Spaghettiloo

4. Top Cunt

5. Applejack's parents are fighting aliens in space

6. Trying to kill someone is wrong and something about bullying... i guess.

7. New merchandise and more Candyass Part 1 & 2
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>>6777048
oink
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>>6777059
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>>6776953
Entertaining indeed. I had to have been laughing for at least half the episode when I wasn't smiling like an idiot at all the cute going on.
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>>6777048
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>>6777036
Tree Saver. She east spinach for breakfast.
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>>6777065
>>6777046
>>6777035
No no no.

This is all wrong
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>>6777045
WHERE WAS SHE?
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>>6777048
A cute pig!
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>too afraid to post skype username
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>Invite Fluttershy to sleep over with you and the other ponies
>When she shows up it almost instantly becomes awkward because everyone notices her toots sound much deeper and more bassy than usual
>Finally after an hour or so of awkward, forced chitchat you just have to confront the elephant in the room
>Fluttershy, are you...are you using a toot modulator?
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>>6777065
Man

I may not like Twilight all that much in S2 and 3

But she's still cute whenever she wants.
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>>6777094
just post it ya nerd
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>>6777087
That can't be true

Her forearms are still normal-sized.
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>tfw no winking mare gf

http://www.beastdvds.com/horse-sex-dvds/male-horse-sex/fucking-pixie
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okay sorry I've been awake too long

maybe in the morning I'll be less of a faggot
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>>6777088
except for that last one
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>>6777087
NEAT!
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>>6777067
Panko Army was my least favorite episode of the season besides Adventures in the Crystal Playset so far
Why does no one seem to share my opinion?
>>
DORKS
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>>6777110
oh

oh my

what is this
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>>6777094
Unless you have your phone number on it, you can easily block people who act like poo.
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>>6777087
>I get it.
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Why do we unf?
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>>6777117
Because it's Pinkie Pie so they think it has to be good.
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>>6777136
Darn it, that's what I was thinking too.
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testing
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>>6777142
life is short
we unf for those who can no longer unf
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>>6777117
because you are a plebian
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And to answer that question nobody asked, ever. It's a block of jet. I wanted to at some point carve out a alicorn horn with it. Owned it for four years, it took ponies for me to decide what to do with it.
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>>6777094
>nobody added me
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>>6777110
Would you a fruitbat?
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>>6777135
im just too stupid to post it
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>>6777157
A test!?
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>>6776994
>square dancing

Man, when I was a little kid we used to do that in PE.

There's a part of me that misses it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW61TrqE0is
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>>6777070
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>>6776847
sentenal01
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>>6777162
Oh, I didn't realize Rarity was your favorite pony!
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>>6777173
>Being excited for a test you aren't prepared for
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>>6777150
que?
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>>6777163
J-j-ust afraid of adding people who wouldn't like me.
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>>6777101
real talk
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>>6777173
I want Twilight to give me an oral exam
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>>6777060

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/12/applejacks-parents-subtle-nod-in-episode.html
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>>6777136
WHAT A NICE BOW
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>>6777187
Pff
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>>6776557
>being self conscious about your art
Fuck that noise. I've come to terms that my art will never ever be as good as I want it to be, and when I rip my own pieces apart its so I can turn around and draw something better from it, and not fish for fucking complements about 'WAAAAAAH I'M SO BAAAAAD WAH LOOOOOVE MEEEE' or whatever some shit that some other drawfags here are always on about.
I hate my art, but I know I always will.
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>>6777173
>twilights tiny tongue
2toungetwister4me
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>>6777162
That's not Jet!
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>>6777190
>Implying she didn't learn from the crystal test incedent
>Implying she's not constantly prepared for any tests she could possible encounter
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So what are the odds of the Spike episode not being as boring as this one?
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>>6777162
Jet?
ooooooooooooooh
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>>6777205
Rarity is actually Pepsimare
Confirmed
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>>6777221
I never used Jet in NV, but just reading the effects of Ultra jet makes me never want to use the stuff.
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>>6777094
>can't art
>would probably just take up space
aaaaaaaaaa
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>>6776557
Because I draw awful, awful things for awful, awful people.
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>>6777215
Why can't we all be like Bob Ross and love everything we create?
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>>6777227

>After Applejack saved Spike, he insists on fulfilling the Nobel Dragon Code by repaying him with excessive help around the farm.

>Just as Spike is about to be gobbled up by hungry Timberwolves, he is saved by Applejack; Spike feels the need to repay Applejack and is soon offering a little too much assistance on the farm in order to fulfill the "Noble Dragon Code."

It's going to be shit.
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>>6777244
jalm i like your drawings
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>>6777162
Jetfire?
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>>6777223
Then why wasn't she versed on magical artifacts when Trixie came to town?
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>>6777243
>can't art
>I do take up space
But I don't want to leave, and I've done nothing to offend anyone.
I really don't know why I'm still there.
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>>6777261
because trixie is a very bad pony
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>>6777199
What about an anal exam?
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>>6777258
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_%28lignite%29
Nah, just boring old jet.
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>>6777242
>Not popping drugs in New Vegas like they are going out of style
I like to take a buffout, a turbo, a jet, and a psycho, and killing everything by punching it until it pops.
Like a zit
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>>6777294
So fluffy!
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>>6777294
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>>6777294
I hate you
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>>6777294
Anon stop
stop that
stop that right now
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>>6777294
You shouldn't be mean to pony.
Pony has done nothing wrong.
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seeing ponies cry hurts my heart like nothing else
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>>6777294
You monster.
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>>6777294
The closest thing to mean we got was me saying I would have her spayed. What you've done is intolerable.
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>>6777294
This is why we can't have nothing nice. Nothing is sacred.

That philosophy came from /b/.
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>>6777294
>making ponies cry
you sick fuck.
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>>6777294
stop that
ponies are for consensually only
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>>6777325
What if they're crying of laughter
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>>6777327
AJ really let herself go in the new episode
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>>6777294
Wh...what on earth could she have do deserve such treatment?!
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>>6777294
penis has come to life!
he's so excited
now he won't sleep all night
darn you anon
darn it all
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>>6777356
she has the appetite of a stallion
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>>6777357
*done to
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Listening to the "Raise This Barn" again, this is literally the worst song with probably 8 lyrics in the entire song. The music and rhythm are fine, it's the lyrics, or rather the lack of.

Applejack deserves better.
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>>6777294
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>>6777357
she said she liked rarity
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>>6777343
That part gave me so many feels.

It played out just like my social anxiety
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>>6777325
I'm glad apple
jack hid her face through the worst of it this episode. I didn't want to see her cry.
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>>6777369
It's obviously Ashleigh's fault for being a terrible singer

Obviously.
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>>6777369
AND WHAT HAVE YOU WRITTEN LATELY NIG?
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>>6777365
wink wink
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>>6777369
should have been a slow, sad country song when she realized she fucked up
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>>6777294
...Did you have to? Really?
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>>6777398
YOU ASSHOLE HACK
WHEN ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GIVE US THE SWEETIE BELLE RARITY DUET WE DESERVE
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>>6777399
penis cannot read
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>tfw applejack parents
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>>6777414
YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT POOR QUALITY PINKIE SONGS
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>>6777369

1
2
3
4
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>>6777294
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>>6777430
how many times does this have to be reconfirmed before people will stop being surprised by it?
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>>6777438
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When ponies cry it makes me want to cry.
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>>6777430
Hasbro will order the studio to add them soon.
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>>6777438
MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SING CRYSTAL EMPIRE SONGS AT YOU AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING
>>
My Saturday evening is ruined.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.
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>>6777294

Why? ;_;
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>>6777162
>That tiny silver surfboard.
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>>6777369
>it needs more lyrics
>good lyrics
>lyrics about deep things
>like crawling in skin
>and wounds that will not heal
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>>6777777
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>>6777294
I mad.
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>>6777439
List of reasons why Applejack is best pony:
1.
2.
3.
4.
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>>6777294

gb2 fluffy pony general
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>>6777458
BUT THERE CAN'T BE DEATH IN A CARTOON THAT WOULD BE SAD
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I just wanted a reaction out of you guys I'm sorry really. I would never hurt these adorable little things.
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>all these hypersensitive pussies
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>>6777502
1. apples
2. accent
3. hat
4. apples again
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>>6777472
I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THAT AT ALL
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>>6777493
pls no
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>>6777502
heres 6
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>>6777469
When ponies cry I want to hug them close and stroke their manes and tell them everything's ok.

But I can't.
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>>6777515
But you did.
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>>6777515
Monster.
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>>6777515
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>>6777515
apple you monster

draw some cute things to make up for it
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>>6777369
>>6777486

It's like you've never been to a squaredance before.
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>>6777472
Would you gather a group of the tone-deaf-est bronies you could find and go carolling at Daniel Ingram's house, butchering his own songs beyond recognition?
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>>6777515
I won't forget this
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>>6777536
Woah AJ, you didn't have to lose THAT much weight.
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>>6777515
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>>6777515
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Spent all day bailing my brother out of jail. Missed the episode. is it on youtube yet?
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>>6777502
>Ultimate list of why apple is best pone.
0. Raise this barn, raise this barn.
1.
2.
3.
4. get down if you're scared of heights
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>>6777515
to be honest it made me erect and everyone else is stupid
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>>6777574

All those spinning flags need to be dildos.
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>>6777579
is crossfit good
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>>6777571
Pony should skinny
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>>6777582
It was up on youtube on friday.
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>>6777571
We all know she's got the appetite of a full grown stallion.
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>>6777516

>>>/fluffybooru.org/
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>>6777582
>>>/facebook/
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>>6777536
look at those lanky legs
tall pony is cute pony
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>>6777582
you know it is you fucking faggot. take your shit back to your personal blog you fat sack of horseshit.
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>>6777399
>mare pushing back into you against the wall while you give her the dick

I want this to happen
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>>6777582
Juice pls, it was on Youtube before it was on TV
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>>6777606
Are you serious?
How dare you use RR to ask that fucking stupid question.
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>>6777598

>it made me erect

FPG is thataway. --------->
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RACIST BARN, OH RACIST BARN
GOTTA PUT TOGETHER THE OLD RACIST BARN.
FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCK YOUR WIFE
FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER, FUCK YOUR LIFE.
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>>6777614
Pony should fat instead
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>>6777644
please, is it?
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>>6777554
>anon drawing
>ITS APPLE
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>>6777515

>it was merely an act
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wait, it was leaked again?
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>>6777650
Oh wow.
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>>6777644
it's appropriate, really
because RR is a fucking stupid OC
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>>6777667
>implying it isnt apple
>implying you arent apple
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>>6777606
>>6777644

>"Hey, Dash! I've just found this really neat-looking program that should cover weight-training AND cardio for me!"
>"Oh, yeah? What's it called?"
>"CrossFi--"
>Rainbow Dash smacks Twilight in the back of the head
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>>6777679
What if... we are all apples?
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>>6777615
>>6777641
It was? I was not aware.

>>6777626
lololol i'm goin 2 luv nd toler8 u
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>>6777686
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>>6777669
Yeah, iTunes gave everyone the hillbilly hootenanny episode as an early Christmas present.

They're off my Christmas card list now.
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>>6777579
>crossfit.gif
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>6777536
>>6777614
Terpy please
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>>6777650
bow to your partner, circle back
Get out if you're scared of blacks.
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>>6777582
>I better make sure my tripfag level namefag status is still here, and ask a dumb question!
>I am sure the general will fall over themselves for my undivided attention and tell me about the episode!
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>>6777666
No, it isn't. It's fucking retarded.

>>6777672
Say that to my face motherfucker.
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>>6777710
that is racist
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>>6777704
>Derpy is cross-eyed because she huffs turpentine

New headcanon.
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>>6777666
No, Satan. It's fucking terrible and dangerous
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>>6777729
Remember when the guy who runs that tumblr used to come here?

good times
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OH BOY IS IT TIME FOR CROSSFIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7Pj2EIKuw
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>>6777729
is this incest
>>
It's_happening.gif
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>>6777650

Build a cross, burn a nigger

Tear it down, build one bigger
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>>6777691
No seriously you are namefagging with no real reason, you don't even do anything here at all.
Why dont you just fuck off with your needed 'efame' name and fuck off of the general back into the /b/read
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>>6777747
Everyone comes here, then they become popular and leave.
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I don't get it. I thought the song was more fun than the barrel of apples dancing to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=P0TH5lZso1I
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>>6777777
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>>6777294
RIGHTEOUS ANON TO THE RESCUE
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>>6777801
>>>/v/
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>>6777747
rip ;_;
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>>6777801
Out.
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>>6777801
please leave
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>>6777715
well i am terribly sorry of ruining your important conversation of nothing to ask about an episode of a show this board is dedicated to that had an episode air today

my sincerest apologies
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>>6777747
which tumblr?
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>>6777809
And now we know it's Apple.
But I'm glad enough of us maintained our distaste at the mistreatment of pones.
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>>6777809
I KNEW IT, IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING HATEANON
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>>6777838
He always hates everything. It's sickening.
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>>6777754
AW YEAH LETS DO THIS.
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>>6777754
>that entire video
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>>6777836
I would mistreat a pony
sexually only
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>>6777878
you shouldn't
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>>6777809
>in his haste to pull pone away from hateanon, righteous anon accidentally snapped pone's spine

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>>6777890
OH NOOOOO
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>>6777885
not even if she was into that sort of thing?
it wouldn't leave the bedroom. we'd have a safe-word and everything.
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I am not Craig McCracken, but here is your request.
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>>6777789
Watch Applejack's mouth the whole time. Mostly just after 0:45
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>>6777890
>that old Parker Luck
RIP in peace, 616 Pete.
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>>6777924
That's the best Winona expression.
It really is.
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>>6777863
I heard the first thing he hated was his mother, not even five seconds after he was born.
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>Find a girl like AJ irl
>strike up relationship
>goes well
>move to sexy time
>While giving you the 'ride of your life' he mothers you after and into the morning

What_have_i_done.jpg
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>>6777890
>>6777917
pone are flexible
she'll be alright
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>>6777754

>Pregnant woman on rings
>pushups balanced on 4 medicine balls with a 45 plate on your back
>arm in a cast doing mincy-looking lifts trying to look like a superhero
>all that terrible lifting form that makes my back spasm just looking at it
>two idiots playing catch with a dumbbell
>A fucking PREGNANT WOMAN on rings

These workouts look ridiculous, ineffective or dangerous.
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>>6777930
Yeah, rip.
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>>6777809
>you will never contribute to silly MLPG happenings like this
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>>6777943
what
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>>6777921
I mean, if she's into that sort of thing then ok, just make sure to have a safe word or something and don't go too far. After that both of you kids have fun.
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>>6777294
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>>6777943
you lost me
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>>6777921
well make sure you're careful
and always respect your partner
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>>6777943
You've arrived.
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>>6777947
true
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>>6777924
haha, i love it, thanks
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>>6777943
SO...
She had a dick?
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>>6777960
pls do a Luna, Cadence or Sombra version of this
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>>6777947
but that's where her joints are.
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>>6777962
You have no idea how demeaning it is why you wake up to a girl nuzzling your face/mouth to her breasts and stroking your hair.
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>>6777960
Why not join in?
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>>6778008
DON'T HURT IT!

RESIST THE URGE!
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>>6777979
>>6777964

I remember seeing someone post an S&M type thing with Fluttershy a long time ago that actually turned into something kind of cute and funny when it turns out to all be a consensual roleplay after one of them accidentally kills the mood and they end up just cuddling.
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>>6778012
huh
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>>6778008
Is Christman Pony our new fluffy pony?
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>>6778008
Be careful Anonymous, I don't like that look in her eyes.

I bet she's a biter.
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trying to mess around with different styles

how's this?
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>>6778012
That sounds amazing, what is wrong with you?
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>>6778023
This sounds really cute.
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>>6777943
So you're writing it off because she's cuddly with you afterwards?
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>>6778041
it looks fucking FAT AND DISGUSTING
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>>6778040
OH SHIT

DEFEND YOURSELF ANON

GET YOUR GUN!
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>>6778012
I feel so fucking sorry for you.
Kill yourself.
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>>6778041
Its pony
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>>6778033
>>6778008

I hope not. It was bad enough the first time around.
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>>6778041
is cute
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>>6777652
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>>6778033
Yes.
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>>6778023
I remember. The dialogue and stuff was so sadistic, I think I said I would imitate Ren's voice if it was me. Then it turned into Fluttershy laughing at the Ren impression etc. etc.
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>>6778049
Because she should be doing it with her vagina not her breasts, that's why.
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>>6778091
>tfw mom forgets your lunchables

what the fuck mom?
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>>6778012
You have no idea how much my fetish that is.
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>>6778051
She is into... milking... Where you suck her milk out...
I mean her breasts are nice but... it feels so wrong...

Not to mention sometimes after we get drunk she wants me to suck the morning after, and I end up drunk in the morning...
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>>6778012

You don't deserve her.
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>>6778091
>>6778110
>being privileged enough to get lunchables
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>>6778041
s'alright
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>>6778008
A little cutie like that should get a nice apple. Sliced to appropriately-sized slices, of course.
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>>6778095

>"But ReeeEEEeeen! I've been baaaad!"
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>>6778012
>waking up like that
>"oh no! i've been transported to the pillow dimen- oh nevermind it's just your boobs"
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>>6778116
>Posting the worst Pinkie ever.
>Not indulging your girlfriend's harmless fetish.
You are a disgusting person.
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>>6778008
Please be a better caretaker than the last one...
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>>6778023
I've been waiting for BDN to finish the mind control thing, it was going to be along those lines. I remember specifically requesting Twilight have a fluctuation in the magic mid-coitus, get worried and snap you out of it asking if you're okay, to which you reply 'DON'T STOP'
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>>6778124
>not having lunchables

i tired to check my privilege but mom forgot to pack that too
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>>6778139
No, this is the worst Pinkie ever
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>>6778012
>living the fantasy
>THIS SUCKS
You do not deserve your reproductive organs.
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>>6778162
>ice burn.gif
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>>6778139
that's a pretty good pinkie, though
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>>6778116
that's AMAZING
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>>6778012
>Crying about being mothered
It all makes perfect sense

You are a baby!
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>>6778124
When I was little, I used to eat Lunchables for breakfast once a week.
>>
which pony has the tightest maregina
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>>6778173
How is that Pinkie. That's just some chick with Pink hair. Nothing about that says Pinkie. That's a face she'd never make, and her hair isn't even slightly curly.
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>>6778155
I can buy a box of crackers and a bar of cheese for the cost of one luncheables here.
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>>6777943
fuck off reddit
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>>6778186
Filly or mare?
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>>6778183
I am an adult and I frequently eat pizza lunchables because I like them.
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>>6778091

This picture gives me so many mixed feelings.

>don't like fat jokes
>don't like fat jokes involving RD
>don't like seeing kids crying
>the thought of RD being a little chubster as a kid is actually really cute and hnnng
>the thought of being made fun of isn't
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>>6777964
Then bow to your partner, circle right
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>>6778155
>Remember when in grade school having school lunches.
>Also remember when we ran out of funds on my card and had to eat peanut butter and crackers, or chicken and rice for lunch.
>Remember the rice was good.
>In a way, it was nice when the cafeteria lady gave you the bad news.
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>>6778116
Wait why the fuck is your girlfriend lactating? Did she just have a kid?
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>>6778139
>wanting to suck a woman's milk out
I mean I love breasts, but it feels so wrong. I mean i get a boner, in which I am 'milked' but it feels so wrong afterwards
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>>6778186
Pinkie's pink winking pussy
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>>6778221
She's not getting made fun of.
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>>6778219
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>>6778228
Get down if you're scared of heights.
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>>6778186
Rainbow Dash
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>>6778183
You must've been a little lardass.

I had to hide the fact I even had lunchables if they were the pizza ones. Kids'd come crowd 'round my desk and beg for a little like vultures.

Ingrate faggots didn't realize it was because their parents loved them enough to pack a healthy lunch.
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>>6778199
But not the little slices of ham and candy bar.

Checkmate.
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>>6778221
Oh my god I felt the same thing when I saw that pic
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>>6778236
>I get a boner, but it feels so wrong.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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>>6778252
look at that scrunch ass scrunch
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>>6778233
>tfw I loved to eat school soft shell tacos.
>they were greasy as fuck but i loved them
>then my best friend moved away
>had no one to sit at lunch table
>never ate those tacos again
I stll haven't found any taco that tasted like them ;__;
>>
>ate only a hamburger roll with peanut butter on it every day for three years for lunch

at least it was edible
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>>6778186
Twilight
she uses magic to contract her inner muscles for maximum tightness
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>>6778269
How's this then?
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>>6778284
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>>6778284
I need an explanation for this picture.
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>>6778241

Not that we see here.

How do you know those Jocks didn't make fun of her for being fat before she evened out, and THEN move on to Rainbow Crash.
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>>6778284
what the hell is that
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>>6778236
YOU THREW AWAY A FUCKING CADILLAC BECAUSE THE HEATED CUSHIONS WERE TOO WARM.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU'RE GODDAMN AUTISTIC. YOU DID NOT DESERVE HER.
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>>6778186
Purple
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>>6778264
It's a whole box of crackers and a bar of cheese for the cost of one, you can get the ham and a bag of fun size candy bars and have the equivalent of ten luncheables for the cost of two.
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>>6778041
looks like ragingsemi style of pony
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>>6778198
well the, the bra....has like, blue and yellow, like the...cutie mark balloons
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>>6778236
does it taste good?
I agree though, suckling breasts without any milk sounds preferable
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>>6778235
Females can lactate when their breasts are sucked, harmones increase lactation but women are ready to lactate when they feel the need. IE sucking a tit can endue lactation in a women. Also there are supplements and vitamins that will enduce lactation and mating that are available for cheap
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>she is not wearing panties
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>>6778298
i like that pony, she is the apple family's pinkie
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>>6778313
You're imagining things. She's a spunky little cute ball of chub and she's just dying for nonsexual cuddles.
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>>6778329
Wait, Raging draws now?
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>>6778345
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>>6778302
>>6778314
I wish to be caressed by her nubs.
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>>6778317
Thing is, she now thinks she is a freak now.
Becayse of him, she won't ever mention it again, it shames her.
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>>6778357
He's still learning
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>>6778357
he has gotten pretty decent. i almost got a boner to some of his art.
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>>6778333
ANYONE COULD WEAR THAT.
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>>6778357
He started drawing to get into pony porn, an absolutely awful reason and it showed in his work but then his tumblr got taken down.
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>>6778333
So do my boxers, but does that make ME look like Pinkie fucking Pie? No!
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>>6778347
Well the chances are in such a big family, at least one pony would be mentally disabled
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>>6778383
Fuck....
I hate this man.
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>>6778356
not that she'd ever admit it, little rapscallion that she is
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>>6778343
How the fuck did I not know this?

I need to buy these magic pills.
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>>6778303
Underdeveloped toes. They didn't grow up with the rest of the person.
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>>6778333
and I bet you think fluttershy has giant tits because all shy girls in the anime you watch are like that.
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>>6778334
It tastes like really sweet warm milk, after a night of drinking it takes a bit bland but I somehow get drunk after, I'm not sure how breasts work but damn. It does make me sleepy though, so usually I'll be half asleep during her 'play time' and sleep in after done. if she "milks me" I can sleep in longer...
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>>6778345
horses never wear panties
it's an unfortunate fact
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>>6778401
Actually anon...
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>>6778400
he made a new one like the next day
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>>6778236
>>6778116
>>6778414
>>6778383

Goddamn, dude.

Why not just talk it over with her, like an adult?

If the lactation makes you uncomfortable, but the rest of it is nice, why not tell her so, and indulge her a little as long as she doesn't overdo it?
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>>6778401
well. they could. i mean, if i squinted.

>>6778431
well i don't know for sure. maybe. it's possible
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>>6778439
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>>6778260
>breakfast
>in school
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>>6778414
And because of him, you know that your ideal girl, the one in a million, is gone.
Even if you ran into her you would be blocked by her mental vault.

If only she knew, that one date, out of the blue she met that man...
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Which pone would be most willing to teach an awkward stallion some tricks and drain his balls dry
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>>6778436
>getting drunk off your girlfriend's sweet-tasting breast-milk
>and she's into it

coool
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>>6778008
THE END
starring al pacino
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>>6778436
I don't believe you're telling the truth but I'm masturbating to the concept anyway
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RAISE THIS BARN
RAISE THIS BARN
1
2
3
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>>6778488
>tricks

You're either talking about Rainbow Dash, Rarity or Angel Bunny
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which horse wears the most sensuous horse panties?
besides Pip-chan obviously
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>>6778521
i don't think any of the horses wear panties
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>>6778521
Do you even need to ask?
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>>6778511

5
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>>6778423
Horny goat weed, maca root, Lecithin, L-Arginine, some herbs, Zinc, ginko,

(women only)daminana

Will do the trick, you will want to mate
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>>6778500
d'awww
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>>6778521
Hmm..
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>>6778553

>Luna
FUCKING PANDERING
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>>6778553
WOAH
Are you suggesting methods of MALE lactation??
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>>6778458

>not doing this
>bitching about it to a bunch of pony-watching manchildren

Fucking seriously.

That's what relationships are about - communication.
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>>6778553
Thank you.

I'll post pics to thank you if this works.
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>>6778500
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>>6778540
You would be terrible in the seven legged race.
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>You can only cuddle with one pony tonight
Who will it be?
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>>6778589
DO I CHOOSE MAI WAIFU OR MAI IMOUTO?
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>>6778500
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>>6778500
>not giving hateanon a good, hard lecture on ponying

>not even smiting him

do you even RIGHTEOUS
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>>6778589
I want thundercunt!
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woah, woah, okay, wait, so um, braeburned... your family knows that your draw gay My Little Pony porn?
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>>6778589
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>>6778553
Catuaba and muira puama give you augmented boners, they have energizing properties, too
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>>6778627

(Oh and Happy Birthday by the way)
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>>6778500
Merry Christmas, Apple.
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>>6778612
pffffffft
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>>6778615
>Not expecting the sun to deal with the heathens.
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>>6778627
HE'S ONLY FOURTEEN?????
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>>6778637
>apple
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>>6778650

I believe that's a 19 Anon.
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>>6778553
>you will want to mate
Fuck that, I want to breed
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>>6778650
That....could be a 9?

OH FUCK.
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>>6778637
that's not apple, that's the guy who drew those pics of ponies trying to get Anon to pick them up...whose name escapes me at the moment.
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>>6778650
Its 19
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>>6778488
Probably Berry Punch. She loves to watch inexperienced stallions squirm and gasp as she slowly licks their frenulum
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>>6778589
Fiddle pone.

I like Fiddle Dee more than Fiddlesticks
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>>6778664
>>6778670
>>6778674
Sorry, I really thought that was a four.
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>>6778654
>>6778672
Wait, you mean it's Lamar?
Shit. Don't I feel sheepish.
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ANON QUICKLY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN BUT IT IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH

RANK THE THREE SEASONS NOW
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>>6778637

That would be Lamar, Anon.
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>>6778684
I like Fiddle Dee Dee better than Fiddle Dee.
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>>6778650
no but this girl is
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>>6778693
I DON'T KNOW

I guess I'll die believing I enjoyed all three seasons pretty well
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>>6778684
>>6778701
But Fiddlesticks is fine though. That's been her name for months, ever since Nightmare Night.
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>>6778694
>Lyra's tiny, little forehooves

Every time!
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>>6778701
>Now I do too
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>>6778684
I like Fiddle Dee too.
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>>6778684
>yellow coat, blue mane
inb4 related to DJ PON3
Also we don't know neither of their eye colors are
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>>6778589
I think I'll go for something different tonight. something outside the usual routine.

I choose Trixie.
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>>6778571
Yeah,

L-arginine, Lecithin, Horny goat weed, pyguem, zinc. a multi vitamin, fish oil, pyguem, maca root, Ginseng, and L-LYSINE

Should do the trick, running or exersising 1/2 mile running or 1 mile walking provided bes results for me
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>>6778693
S2>S1>=S3

What did I win
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>>6778710
I don't want to hear this stuff.
It seriously makes me want to die.
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>>6778683
>frenulum licking

I'll pay everythhing
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>>6778693
ONE THREE TWO
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>>6778694
I prefer the original
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>>6778731
You forgot puria mirifica and fenugreek
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>>6778730
You know, she needs cuddles most of all.
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>>6778693
1>2>3>4
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>>6778722
But she was hardly worth mentioning until now. For all we knew then she could have been Octavia in costume. Now she's an apple and I'm not as into LoL as most other people here seem to be.
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>>6778763
>it's completely true
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>>6778750
>>6778694

I still really want him to do one of "YOU BOYS QUIT DAT WHIPPIN'!"
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Wreck this barn
Wreck this barn
I'm_
Gonna
Wreck
It___
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>>6778571
I think he means you are stroked till you cum, and your, relase is her 'milk'
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>>6778500
>not going RIDER KICK on his ass

DO YOU EVEN JUSTICE
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>>6778773
>One is greater than two which is greater than three which is greater than 4

I don't think so Anon
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>>6778769
Well, it's either that, or Melody, or some other retarded name that the people outside the boat are going to cook up, like Ottava or some bullshit.
They're already trying, I've seen it.
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>>6778740
Look at it.
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>>6778729
Anon, pls. Do you even colors?
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>>6778799
>Ottava
>I'm sold
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>>6778750
>filename

You don't like when other people color your stuff?
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>>6778778
HEY
HEY
I SAID QUIT DAT WHIPPIN
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>>6778794
>talking about season quality
>some motherfucker barges in with his dumb math and shit

Git lawst, college boy!
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>>6778803
I can into colors, I choose not to into pandering OCs
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whens the last time you went a full day without getting angry over something stupid on the internet?
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>>6778802
What is the point? What does this do for me? Nothing. It serves only to discourage and depress me. The only thing keeping me from cutting off my hands is the fact that I won't be able to shoot myself if I do.
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>>6778803
Oh shit.

OH SHIT!

THEY KNOW!
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>>6778838
>getting mad at the internet
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>>6778838
yesterday. i was not on the parts of the internet that get me angry so that helped.
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>>6778826
I'm sorry you can't be a genius like me!
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>>6778841
http://dinocasino.tumblr.com/
15 years old
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So, sibsy said AJ's parrent are dead is a canon now
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>>6778816
I appreciate it, I really do! But when I don't intent to colour a picture I usually rush it and don't clean it up enough for colour. So when it is coloured it looks really strange.
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Why do smelly mud ponies have that shity blimp when the glorious unicorns have that huge ass ones?
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>>6778571
get breast pumps, the only reason male breasts don't lactate is they have more muscle complexes, testosterone, and other chemical imbalances then women, if sucked the should porduce milk
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>>6778799
Yeah but none of that shit sounds like an actual pony name or fit with her country roots or character. Too much of it is so they can write her as Octavia's sister in their fanfiction.

Fiddlesticks is alright, but Fiddle Dee, or something like that just sounds cuter and much more 'pony'.
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>>6778870
I'm not even clicking on that. I'm trying to improve, anon. I'm trying to get better. Please don't discourage me.
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>>6778762
But would she be able to admit it?
You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped. Or can't admit to themselves that they want help.
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>>6778838
i dont get mad at stupid stuff, i only get mad at important stuff, like when someone says that worst pony is actually best pony
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>>6778869
>fancy
>not deux plus deux
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>>6778803
fullsize where?
is it even worth looking at?
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>>6778871
Wow...It's not like it was obvious as fuck in the episode and that Lauren said this a long time ago.
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>>6778902
1, 2, 3, 4.
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>>6778488

>"What? A nice young stallion like you can't get a girlfriend?"
>"Unacceptable! Young man, meet me at my shop tomorrow morning."
>>
4
3
2
1
uɹɐq sıɥʇ ǝsıɐɹ
uɹɐq sıɥʇ ǝsıɐɹ
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>>6778553
Muira Puama
>Muira Puama is used to improve psychological and physical aspects of libido and sexual function, menstrual cramps and PMS, neurasthenia, to tonify the nervous system and for treating cases of mild exhaustionThe short term effects of Muira Puama include increasing blood flow to the pelvic area, aiding erections in men as well as sensation and orgasm in women. Longer term use enhances the production of sex hormones in both sexes.

and Catuaba
>Catuaba bark is primarily known as an aphrodisiac, but is also taken to help with memory retention, stress and insomnia.

are both useful as well.
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>>6778889
Personally, I'd take Bluegrass (on account of her hair being blue) as a name that farm folk would give to their daughter. And it's a musical style that has fiddles, so it fits.
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>>6778893
click it
click it click it click it
do it
do it
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>>6778916
>Rarity tries to set you up with Spike in a dress
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>>6778838
...Can I have a differently worded question, please?
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>>6778931
I am avoiding things that are damaging to my progress. I will not.
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>>6778916
I wish a talking marshmallow horse would take my virginity and show me dirty things
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>milking thread
Saving this thread now how to coax my gf into it
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>>6778933
Yes please
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>>6778950
also 14
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>>6778875
I think the colors looks too saturated for that sketch, if it's not inked, a not-that saturated color pallete could work better!
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So are people pretty much in agreement that Hearth's Warming is just Christmas with a different name?
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>>6778930
Better than Viola or some shit.
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>>6778912
>>6778912
>being this buttmad
stay mad applefag
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>>6778971
Ghosts' art isn't that good though
The style just lends itself well to pone
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>>6778980
then click the link
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>>6778920
I'm scared of heights anon. Can I get down now?
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>>6778952
>Marker pony takes your booping virginity
>Refuses to ever show you anything but her MS paint doodles with Gamer Luna jokes and butts
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>>6778978
...What
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>>6778488
Maybe Twilight, because she just likes to teach things and talk about things in a long-winded manner. Imagine hearing about how best to please a mare for an hour and a half, complete with anatomical diagrams
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>>6778930
I like Bluegrass

I think I'll use that
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>>6778995
I'm not that other anon
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>>6778916

>First she overhauls your wardrobe and gives you a list of tips on how best to work with your hair and beard.
>then on to getting you a nice three-piece suit.
>"Take a look at this shade - subtle, yet makes an impression - and it helps bring out your eyes."
>"This cut helps your shoulders look broader; it fits a little better with your waist this way."
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>>6778488
Celestia, when she's in season.
she likes seeing them look up at her with those eyes full of a combination of fright and admiration. looming over them and knowing that she has total control over them. seeing them squirm and writhe in delight under her as she pleasures them slowly but surely. edging them and edging them until they finally cum so hard that some of them even faint.
intimacy fit for a woman of such high station.
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You're living with your favorite pony/waifu.
She said something and now is coming to your room. You are terrified as fuck.

What did she say anon?
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>>6779025
>She kisses you on the cheek to help you get over you anxiousness about physical contact
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>>6778971
Age really doesn't mean a thing.
What matters is that you know what you're learning. People master this stuff from nothing within 1-4 years with proper self-guidance. The internet is at your disposal. your own self moping and misinterpretation of what to learn is only holding you back by miles.
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faintey poni.
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>>6779039
I wish a royal horse would make me faint
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>>6779050
I have clean laundry
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>>6779050
>I have to queef superbad
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>Not buying a Christmas present for favorite pony
I thought you liked her
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>>6779050
"I clogged the toilet and ran out of towels. I'm just going to rub my shitty ass all over your carpet and let the water overflow from the toilet and the tub."
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>>6778894
Somehow I doubt she'll feel very inclined to object.
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>>6779068
it does to that one anon so im helping him realize it doesnt fucking matter
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>>6778930
>Bluegrass.
>She isn't exactly known for her apple related life but as a talented cousin, she is expected to show up at every reunion.
>She may be the black sheep, but she is still loved by the family, nobody can get the apples dancing like her.
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>>6779068
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HOW DO I GET RID OF THE EVIL FEELINGS IN MY GUT THAT ARE KILLING MY PROGRESS?
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>>6779050
>"Hey Anon, have you been studying for your classes?"
I withdrew from the quarter.
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>>6779094
>not getting a christmas present from your favorite pony
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>>6779050
Idea~
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>>6779050
>What did she say anon?
"My friend Trixie is coming to visit!"
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>tfw I have been listening to Raise This Barn in a loop since this thread started.
>tfw it's still making me smile smile smile no matter what the haters say.
>tfw 1, 2, 3, 4...
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>>6778910
https://derpibooru.org/158450?scope=scpee3ead0a10161ca7e9f82de45ffc3f3216e895913

lel internet meme

I bet I get banned for this
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Applejack has began counting
Soon you will be pressed into physical labor
But you are fat and lazy
What do?
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>>6779074
Dammit Daisy stop being such a fucking spazz!
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>>6779148
Stop being fat and lazy
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>>6779107
I unno. ignore it i guess? Let it starve to death. it feeds on itself.
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>>6779148
Squat lower
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>>6779132
It took 3 damn season. It better have been good and it was.

"Hey guys! I've got a great idea, let's NOT give the VA who's a professional singer any songs songs!"
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>>6779148
FIGHT FOR MY FREEDOM
UNLEASH THE PLAGUES UPON HER DARE SHE KEEP ME ENSLAVED
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>that realization that 10 years from now there will be no mlpg and no one here that i talked to an an hourly basis will even remember me.

It happened to me when I played ragnarok online and all my game friends went away ;__;.

I'll miss you all
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>>6779174
>it was good
but it wasn't
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>>6779176
>anon would rather start a revolution than get a job
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>>6779174
What is rainbow dash?
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>>6779171
I don't know.
I've been drawing my whole life. I never had deeply depressive thoughts until I started trying to take it seriously.
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>>6779050
>"Can I borrow your computer?"
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>>6779188
I wish I could get sad enough to kill myself before that ever happens.
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>Onta got almost $14000 for this
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>>6779188
even me?

>>6779148
try hard
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>>6779196
I'd rather get hired at Rarity, Twilight,Pinkie or Fs before I get hired by AJ
For multiple reasons. Including the fact that AJ would pay me almost nothing
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>>6779189
>blah blah blah everything sucks but my best pony.
I bet you could never raise that barn or 1, 2, 3, 4.
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>>6779223
Yep, definitely killing myself.
See you guys.
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>>6779235
1,2,3,4,5
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW ANON
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>>6779223
Some of those actually look okay
I'll have to see the fullsize though
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>>6779188
Stop it, you're bringing up feels from Pokemon Netbattle.

I still main a Linoone with Bellydrum and Extremespeed.
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>>6779235
No, it was objectively not good.
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>>6779169
why would you do that
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why is little apple looking at bacon hair like that
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>>6779272
she looks like that at everyone
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>>6779272
ponies fucking LOVE bacon.
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>>6779189
I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. But the songs are one of my favourite parts of the show. I honestly can't think of a song that I didn't enjoy on some level, even the ones people generally don't seem to like such as BBBFF and Love is in Bloom. Hell I cried like a bitch during Love is in Bloom.
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>>6779223
>He's probably going to use only $8000 for producution only
>He got $6000 extra
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>>6779250
Anon can't even keep a beat. He did 5 steps and tripped his dance partner. You got not rhythm anon.
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"Gehzunya"
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>>6779272
Because they are going to fuck.
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>>6779300
I thought she said "gesundhoof"
But I wasn't paying very close attention
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>>6779259
So are cornflakes but you don't see me whining about people eating them.
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Why do people like this boring pony and her cruddy hillbilly song so much?
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>>6779223
I won't lie, I'm tempted to buy one.
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>>6779060

>"Relax, darling! You need to have a little confidence in yourself. That's what impresses fillies the most! It's not movie-star looks or athleticism or anything so superfluous - it's a confident stride and a warm smile - and you have QUITE a smile when you want to let it out!"
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>>6778116
>sucking a girls breast for milk

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT IS DISGUSTING
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>>6779320
I'm surprised by how few people caught that. I got it right away.
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>>6779068
Age doesn't mean a thing
unless you are over 20
in which case your life is mostly over and you should consider suicide since nothing in your life is likely to change
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>>6779331
Lies, all.
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Grossly incandescent coils
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>>6779293

Acutally he asked for $6000, probably will end up using around $7000

So he has around $7000 plus sales
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>>6779324
>not standing in the cereal isle yelling at people who buy the wrong ones
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>>6779300
Why did they change that? Dash said Gesundheit in an earlier episode.
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>>6779327
Why wouldn't you?
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>>6779353
Goodbye.
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>>6779294
WELL YEAH...YOUR FACE TRIPPED YOUR DANCE PARTNER
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>>6779337
There is much worse stuff around here anon.
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>>6779366
I would decimate Dash's thighs
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>>6779327
Hipsters and people with no standards

That and she's better than 2.3
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>>6779337
GET. OUT.
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>>6779337
Hhahhahaha.
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>>6779371
Would your favorite pony raise the barn, raise the barn, 1, 2, 3 ,4
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>>6779353
>tfw under 20 and starting to learn how to art well

haha i got lucky
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>>6779400
>she's better than 2.3
That's not saying much.
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>>6779337
it isn't something I would go out of my way to do but if the opportunity presents itself then well it's gonna happen
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>>6779224
yes you.
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>>6779411
Is there any good porn of her?
I heard there was a flash
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>>6779414
Im gonna come and break your palms, anon
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>>6779412
she would try, but it probably wouldnt go as planed
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>>6779412
>Rarity
No
Never
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>>6779436
Go find the milk thread.
All links are in the OP, or should be.
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>>6779438
Wow, he gained weight.
And he's got a neckbeard made of pimples.
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>>6779412


http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/P0TH5lZso1I&autoplay=1;&loop=1

You can all thank me later.
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>>6779436
Nah. No porn whatsoever.
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>>6779438
Ok, I don't need them anyways
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>>6779223
>tfw tiara makes that in less than 2 months.
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>>6779327
hush now
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>>6779353
>20
>not 35
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>>6779436
>some good porn of her
>understatement of the year
Do as this anon said: >>6779456
Go! It's your destiny!
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>>6779480
>wringing her hair
hngf
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>>6779479

and he doesn't even have to move a finger
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>>6779337
Some one wasn't breast fed when they were 5.
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>>6779479
STOP.
MLPG IS MAKING ME FEEL SO SHITTY TONIGHT.
PLEASE.
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>>6779464
I like this song

Its not perfect or anything, but its got a lot of nice little touches.
Fiddle pony knows her stuff.

And AB singing with just that little bit of twang is so fucking adorable.
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>>6779479
>highest grossing people in the fandom
>seth #1
>knighty #2
>tiara #3
and all have roots in MLPG.
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>>6779524
>You will never go to bed angry and wake up with your face smothered in your pony waifu's dripping mareteats
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>>6779480
please don't be sad Applejack, cute pones should never be sad.
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>>6779464
It's not a good song
But it's not a bad one either
It's just enjoyable
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>>6779545
Honestly, at this point, that's really only thing that could cheer me up.
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>>6779545
this sounds like attempted murder
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>>6779551
So there's nothing stopping her from being sad. Got it
>>
How does one stay together the "pony way" anyhow?
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>>6779320
holy crap you're right

that is so stupid

this show is for stupid kids
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>>6779359
is that a...naga-lestia?
>>
so is RennexSaffron canon now?
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>>6779569
Pony assassins are not particularly dangerous, but they are extremely cuddly
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>>6779539
We created them all

And profited from them in no way

WOO!
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>>6779524
Look man, I'm sorry.
The truth is just you have to play the game to get any rewards, if you just sit back and go "why cant i get any money", then you wont get any. You have to suck it up and sell out
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>beefy logs
I deliver.
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>>6779584
No AJ is stupid
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>>6779572
I'll smack ya, I'll smack ya right on the gob I will.
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>>6779588
yes
LK pandered pretty hard with that epilogue
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>>6779594
>Thinking you created them
HAHA OH WOW

Yeah fuck you mlpg you aren't shit.
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Are you a hunk MLPG?
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>>6779539

Another of the highest grossing people in the fandom is WhiteDoveCreations.
She is one of the most popular plushie makers.

I think madmax made a good chunk money too, specially during bronycon.
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>>6779331

>she cleans up your look but insists you keep your glasses - it makes you look more dignified, although you WILL need some new frames...
>after that, she teaches you some dating etiquette.
>Some fillies like having doors held for them and chairs pulled out for them, and some don't, but nobody likes a stallion who can't listen, who doesn't respect her, or treats the waiter like dirt.
>Also, gifts like flowers are as important as the date itself.
>She shows you around the flower-shop, and gives you a quick crash-course in which flowers suit which occasions.
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>>6779585
technically I think it's more lamialestia
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>>6779606
no she's not
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>>6779585
It's a niggalestia
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>>6779327
>Let's beat this faggot, kick him 'round
>hit him, 1, 2, 3, 4
>knock the faggot to the ground,
>hold him up and nail him down,
>Turn 'em round quick by the right elbow
>Grab a new partner, here we go
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>>6779585
That it is
Even if she is a sun goddess she still needs some warmth
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>>6779625
No, not at all. I'm a pasty skinny white dude.
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>>6779608
SHE'S UGLY
AND DUMB
AND DIRTY
AND A MUD PONY

Twist is cuter than her
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>>6779625
No. I am an unsavory creature.
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>>6779610
I'm not complaining. I think it's cute.
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>>6779625
I am a hunk.
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>>6779625
I was once, back when I cared
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>>6779648
Your hate blinds you
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>>6779625
no i am a horrid beast
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>>6779625
With a bit of work, I could be considered decent.
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>>6779655
>>6779610
>>6779588

I still want to see it made into a proper game.

I had trailer ideas running through my head earlier today. Not sure why.
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>>6779610
>pandered
anon pls
pls
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>>6779625

This needs Rarity coyly sidling up to anon
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>>6779679
Fuck, do you have the force feeding pic with rarity and red ribbon?
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HOW HIGH CAN YOU STACK YOUR PONIES?
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>>6779021

>inb4 Bluegrass/Octavia shipping
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Just finished watching newest episode.

Applejack finally got a song, and the episode had some cute scenes and feels. Man I liked this episode.

Did you guys liked it?
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>>6779223
>being in bikini in other season but summer
wtf
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>TFW no pony waifu
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>>6779640
Let's find out if he's scared of heights!
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>>6779697
Speaking of which, did Apple ever make a second part to that Rarity x anon thing
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>>6779708
Yes.
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>>6779705
Too late.
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>>6779708
most seem to agree that it good but not great 7-7.5
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>>6779708
Yes.
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>>6779708
Best of the season so far
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>>6779697
>coy
>not blatant and aggressive
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>>6779708
I liked it
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>>6779708
Yes.

http://youtube.googleapis.com/v/P0TH5lZso1I&autoplay=1;&loop=1
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>>6779734
That's not saying much. I miss ie episodes.
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>>6779648
Aw shit you done it now! You activated the RAGE CAGE motherfucker! You ain't gonna want any of this when I get a hand on ya!

I do agree that Twist is a cute pony
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>>6779708

It was kinda boring.
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>>6779708
Better than Pink Parade, Danger Zone, and Give Hasbro Money
Worse than Spooky Scary Forests, Bullies Bullying Bullies, and Magical Pandering Fight
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>>6779631
if she's not careful I'm going to fall for her right off the bat
and then I'll just be up shit creek without a paddle, now won't I?
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>You will never have a little sister who unconditionally loves you to cuddle, play vidya with, get high with and pony with sexually
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>>6779747
Oh jeez, young GS is so cute
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>>6779762
You sir are my nigga
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>>6779703
This high!
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>>6779750
Reasons I liked newest episode:
1.
2.
3.
4.
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>>6779769
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I want give some fuck to the purple horse, she is pretty and reads books
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>>6779327

Of all the mane 6, she's the best waifu (even wife) material. She won't cheat on you. She will love you unconditionally. She's not annoying. Her intellect will not intimidate you. She will not give you an inferiority complex. She will use you for her own benefit. She's not surrounded by varmints.
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>>6779762
>Give Hasbro Money
the season openers, I take it?
because if you think about it, every episode is 'give hasbro money'
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>>6779790
Translation: BORING
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>>6779790
AND SHE CAN COUNT TO 4
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>>6779781
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>>6779790
And I disagree
There is no best waifu
It all depends on what you want
And if you want the most boring life possible then yeah get AJ
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>>6779710
>implying he put any real thought into it

he just threw a bunch of shit together
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>>6779805
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>>6779627
>made money during bronycon

She didn't even go. She just had Pacce sell some of her prints. Faggot probably paid to have them printed too. She likely wasn't close to being one of the top selling artists, and that was only one con.
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>>6779775
>Candance shoved halfway into Luna's cunt shoved halfway into Celestia's cunt
>fuck all three at once
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>>6779799
Well duh
But that episode was so
BUY THE NEW CRYSTAL TOYLINE WITH THE CRYSTAL PRINCESS AND CRYSTAL CASTLE
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>>6779806
She's a third of the way to being smarter than a Roughriders fan!
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>>6779775
>dat royal plot blush
>those royal plotlines
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>>6779769
This hits too close to home. Dumb-ass friend telling me this shit.

yeah i know not my blog whatever fuck you
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>>6779775
why are pone butts so sexy
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>>6777110
dear god Jalm...
unf?
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>>6777110
I don't know what the fuck this is but I like it
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>>6779811
Made you smile!
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>>6779769
I had a tomboy childhood friend, but her family was hoarders and the whole family always smelled like mildew, that house must have black mold or something in it. They had a sunporch with a hot tub buried under mountains of shit, and there was a big hornet's nest in it. Nice girl, but I can't get over the smell, it's like when you wash a shirt and don't dry it fast enough.
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>>6779818

what about JJ?
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>>6779790
Most of that applies to Fluttershy too, and the yellow pone is prettier, more feminine, less aggressive, and not a mudpony
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don't be mean anon
>>
Raise this
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>>6779813
You can make any of them sound undesirable by over-emphasizing their negative aspects like that's all there is to them.
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>>6779790
>she will use you for her own benefit
That doesn't sound good at all.
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>>6779790
But she will ruin everything
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>>6779863
that was
actually a really good joke
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>>6779863
GG Please draw more biting ponies
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>>6777110
but where's the ponies?!
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>>6779775
Imma jackhammer all three of those asses til I'm shooting blanks, and then some
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>>6779854
you win this round
>>
So I just watched the episode
Meh. Kinda boring and forgetful but still good
Song was...a song I guess

Now question why is the only difference between AB now and AB 8 years ago just 15 centimeters?
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>>6779863
Pish posh
Rarity only know how to count because she couldn't answer how many dicks she could take at once
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>>6779884
I don't get it
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>>6779891
>>6779842
>>6779849

Do you guys just like to respond at 2 hours old posts?
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>>6777110
"YOU KNOW WHAT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I WOULDN'T BECAUSE SHE'S A GROSS BAT."
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>>6779775
Still waiting for my Stack-able Queens adapter
Still waiting
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>>6779860
>less aggressive
DYEWTS?
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>>6779899
Elves
Ponies are elves
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>>6779908
Sometimes I miss posts the first time around and when I see other people respond to them I respond too
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>>6779908
I am the most powerful necromancer in all the land.
>>
how fast can you do a mile, /fit/?
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>>6779863
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>>6775243
>crying about it
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>>6779910
Stackable Queens?
You want Chrysalis in on it too?
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>>6779912
As long as you love her she's chill
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>>6779924
6 minutes, give or take
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>>6779924
17 pinkie shys
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>>6779924
9 minutes, but I can fuck ponies til the end of time
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>>6779924
11 minutes was my time in high school. I assume it got worse now..
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i didnt watch the ep yet. is it about applejack taking on too much work for 1 person and then ends up gettting help from friends, again.

because if it is i am leaving the fandom right now.
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>>6779924
15 minutes because fuck you I ain't running for anyone
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>>6779928
TWILY
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>>6779921
Yeah, I undestand that, but the fact that 3 people are responding to that 2 hours old post made me a bit nervous
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>>6779930
of course
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>>6779964
it's a nice picture
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>>6779930
Why yes
As this shows she has a most excellent butt and should be in that picture
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>>6779955
No it's AJ destroying the reunion by trying to improve it too much and all the Apple clan agreeing that she fucked up
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>>6779962

GG pls update boxdog
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>>6779955

No it's about Applejack assuming everyone else thinks hard work = quality fun and ruining everything.

It's a fairly boring episode but there's a lot of cute apple family pones so there's that.
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>>6779955
More putting too much work on other people than herself
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>>6779955
No it's not. It's about Applejack trying too hard. Nothing ruins a party like a strict schedule.
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>>6779955
I'll let you know in 20 minutes when i finish watching the episode
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>>6779860
>more feminine
How is that a benefit? if it comes down to it I'd rather have a waifu I could have fun with. Fluttershy would just be boring as hell. Like a trophy wife.
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>>6779775
>Celestia stands about waist height to a human

I want to grab 2 handfuls of royal fat ass and pound away
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>>6779953

This picture of Chrysalis for some reason makes me think of a girl you'd have known in High School - no friends, always sits alone at lunch, probably on the receiving end of a few barbs from the other girls for her looks or her skin or those huge braces.

It makes me feel bad for her.

I don't want to feel bad for Chrysalis.
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>>6779479
Last I saw he was only making $3k a month.

I mean that's not small potatoes but its' not as much as you seem to be implying.
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>>6779955

is about her parents farting sparkst in space
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>>6779962
HELPME
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>>6779962
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>>6780000
Listen, there are different people with different personalities who would go well or find themselves more attracted to different ponies.
You like AJ. He likes Fluttershy. I like Pinkie.
Don't forget that our waifus are all friends together. We can be friends too.
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>>6779989
>>6779986
>>6779979
>>6779974
oh, so it's an exact copy of that episode of Spongebob where he throws a party and scheduled fucking everything like laughter and dancing partners
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>>6780010
Did she get hot after highschool?
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>>6780010
Nobody wants to feel bad for the bad guy.
>>
>People keep saying the song have too few lines.
>Let's see about that.
>everything said in Raise This Barn, no repeating lines:
Raise this barn, raise this barn
One, two, three, four
Together, we can raise this barn
Up, up, up, go the beams
Hammer those joints, work in teams
Finish the frame, recycling wood
Working hard, you're doing good
Slats of wood come off the ground
Hold 'em up and nail 'em down
Look at us, we're family
Working together thankfully
We Apples, we are proud to say
Stick together the pony way
Bow to your partner, circle right
Get down if you're scared of heights
Forward back and twirl around
The barn's gonna be the best in town
Take your brushes, young and old
Together, paint it, bright and bold
Turn 'em round quick by the left elbow
Grab a new partner, here we go
We raised this barn, we raised this barn
Yes, we did
Together we sure raised this barn
Being together counts the most
We all came here from coast to coast
All we need to strive to be
Is part of the Apple family
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>>6780037
Well, it's not that severe.
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>>6780039
>tfw all the hot girls in high school got fat
>and the fat ones got fatter
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>>6780037
ha, that's what I thought of too
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>>6779858
JJ made something like $4000 profit

I doubt MM ever came close
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>>6780037

Not really, because that spongebob episode was actually funny.

This AJ episode was just boring
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>>6780000
I'd bet money that she sucks cock like a seasoned veteran, using that tongue like a champion
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>>6780052
I know that feel. Fuck food.
>>
GG pls stram apple pones.
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>>6780052
>tfw when still would do, as long as their kids are in another room or something
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>>6780057
JJ had to make more than that.

Carnifex was reporting $8k in profit and he missed the whole first day.
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>>6780002
>Grab Celestia's ass and pound away
You reach out for some of that plump sun butt.
But before your hand even fully extend you are suspended 20 feet in the air by unicorn magic
It looks like the royal guard was too fast for you
Hope you enjoy 25 to life in the Canterlot mud pony dungeon
Try again?
>Y/N
>>
Wwwworth it.
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>>6780080

but that was because of his ridiculous prices
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>>6780082
>implying I didn't already pound the royal guard into submission
How do you think I got this close to Celestia in the first place?
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>>6780082
At least I tried
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>>6780039

She turned out gorgeous in her own way.

But she's still really insecure about her looks.

On the other hand, the first time she went into Drama and Theatre, everyone was blown away.

She slips so effortlessly into her characters - she's like a chamelon. The Theatre teacher's favorite female lead ended up seeing her in a play when she dropped in to see a production by her school, and did a double-take when she saw her name on the program.
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>>6780063
I've already come to the conclusion that none the of episodes are "funny" funny, so that doesn't bother me as much. Ponies is for cute, not funny?
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>>6780080
Nah, carn only made like 1200
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>>6780082
>Y
Before I go in apounding, I mention to the guard that there's some creepy looking guy sneaking around the castle. Then I begin making my way towards the 20lbs of pony ass.
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>>6780099
>Attempt to pound the royal guard
Command not accepted
Please specify sexually or nonsexually
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>>6780099
>pounding the royal guard
>not scratching his ears and rubbing his belly until he is your loyal servant
>not having him stand guard while you do the same to Celestia
You deserved to fail.
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>>6780125
I'll let the guards decide
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>>6780125
can I cuddle them fully sexually instead?
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>>6780082
am i allowed to masturbate in prison?

if yes then no

if no then yes
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>10:18
>"...seriously?"

That's the second time this season Apple Bloom's said that (the first was to Pinkie Pie in "One Bad Apple"). I think it's becoming a catchphrase of hers.
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>>6780125
Refer nearest guard to Aspirant.
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Why do we always have to talk about how much money people make?
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>>6780157

As long as they don't overdo it.

Applebloom's saying what pretty much everyone including the audience is thinking - so I thought it was funny.
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>>6780082
>she comes down to the dungeon to use her magic to bring you to the very edge of climax for hours at time, then stopping and leaving you with a brutal case of blue balls
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Apples Bloom and Jack have a cute way of sitting here.
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>>6780111

No, really.

Unlike most episodes, Apple Family Reunion was just boring. I wouldn't call it bad, is just that it didn't have anything interesting going on.
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>>6780178

>that other candy cane

Enjoy your yeast infection.
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>>6780187
hips, unf, etc
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>>6780187
I prefer this one
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>>6780187
>hiding your horse vagina from the audience
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>>6780178

A mixture of envy and incredulity and depression.
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>>6780178
Money? What's that?
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>>6780121
>Mention to guard creepy muthafucka sneaking on around out her
Guard thank you for this information
They send one squire to inform the guards already patrolling the grounds
Your master ruse has not seemed to work
input?
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>>6780178
a lot of people here seem to be into recreational depression
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>>6780178
Because it's the only way to quantify success in this backwards fucking world.
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>>6780178
>money
After quitting my job, I'm down to a few options. Craiglist, working security, or Air Force.

Leaning Air Force.
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>>6780178
because im desperate for money and mad at myself that i work 60 hours a week for half of what some brony fag makes animating horse fart videos in flash part time from home
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>>6780216

Tell guard there's something on his ear. Reach out pretending to make as if you're flick something off it, then scratch his ear until he rolls over and exposes his belly to you.
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>>6780193
It has some pretty interesting Apple-lore, if you're into that sort of thing. But in terms of things happening, my favorite episodes have to be the season 3 openers. There was just so many things!
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sorry, forgive me Libman
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>>6780147
I guess if you enjoy masturbating in front of hardened pony criminals
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>>6780208
>>6780208
>>6780208
APPLE PONE IS SAD
WHAT DID YOU DO FAGGETS
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>>6780178
anyone could make that kind of money, all that's needed is a bit of hard work and persistence
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>>6780237
Then blow a big raspberry into it.
AAATHPPBPBPBPBPBPPPBBP
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>>6780178
Because it pains people to know others have actually made a nice amount of money out of this pony craze, compared to the amount of time spent pointlessly arguing in MLPG.
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>>6780234
I always see working security being brought up
is it that easy to get a position for that? and what kind of security exactly? just standing around in buildings?
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>>6780002
>she's into it because it's so wrong and exotic
>she winks like a stroke survivor and starts dripping juices all over your cock
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>>6780242

That's cute Japanon.

What'd you think of new horse?
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>>6780246
I killed her parents.
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>>6780235
As much as anon might say otherwise there is a large element of luck involved. You can't just get up one morning and say "I'm going to make a fortune off of bronies starting today."
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>>6780239

>liking those clusterfucks
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>>6780242
oh gosh...
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>>6780242
I like it when you spoiler your images and I can tell it's you from the text
that anticipation
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>>6780242
>>6780242
>>6780242
Japananon, could you please draw femsombra seducing Shining Armor? Please? You said you started it!
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>>6780260
I get mixed signals. Apparantly it's easy to get into. I've been flooding one place with applications for every individual opening they've got, but a trucking company is currently hiring inexperienced, unlicensed CDL drivers for short-haul work. Tough decision, if either even call me back.

bad time to job hunt though.
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So how about this: one year. The end of 2013, that's our deadline. Or a year from whenever you read this. While other people are telling you "Let's make a New Year's resolution to lose 15 pounds this year!" I'm going to say let's pledge to do fucking anything -- add any skill, any improvement to your human tool set, and get good enough at it to impress people. Don't ask me what -- hell, pick something at random if you don't know. Take a class in karate, or ballroom dancing, or pottery. Learn to bake. Build a birdhouse. Learn massage. Learn a programming language. Film a porno. Adopt a superhero persona and fight crime. Start a YouTube vlog. Write for Cracked.

But the key is, I don't want you to focus on something great that you're going to make happen to you ("I'm going to find a girlfriend, I'm going to make lots of money ..."). I want you to purely focus on giving yourself a skill that would make you ever so slightly more interesting and valuable to other people.
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>>6780179
Apple Bloom's definitely learning the art of deadpan snarking from her big sister, though. It always cracks me up when I see one of the younger ponies imitate their older sibling.
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>>6780158
The Royal Guard is lost forever in the abyss; forever wandering the vast void in search of the one we call 'Aspirant', who has suffered a similar fate not to long ago. His lack of presence in the castle does not go unnoticed, and guards are wary of the existence of a creature more powerful than Celestia herself; a creature capable of making anyone, anywhere, at any time, do anything that tickles its fancy. It is only a rumor though, being passed through canterlot.
Anyways, that dumb fuck is gone and now another one's taken its place. Good going, white stallions with blue hair and blue eyes don't grow on trees. Dick.
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>>6780260
I know like a hundred people in security. It's like, parking lots and apartment complexes and shit. You gotta patrol, take notes, shit like that. They say it's super easy but the hours are a bitch.

>>6780272
Yeah, I actually liked those episodes. And the first wedding episode, too. The part with less bug queen.
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>>6780286
Give up already.
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>>6780264
where is new episode link? I've not seen it yet.
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>>6780295
I'm going to try for the youtube bucks by getting absolutely shitfaced and playing video games.
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>>6780269
Well, if you're already an established artist you probably could. Most of the big names already had some skill in what they do; it's simply a case of cashing in on the popularity of something.
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>>6780295
I've been working on it, anon. Art.
Suicidal thoughts for the first time in my life since I started really trying.
The first time in my life.
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>>6780300

Aspirant isn't in an Abyss, he's doing army stuff.

So now he'll wake up to find a confused alabaster pegasus pone sitting on his bed.

He becomes the regiment's mascot.
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>>6780313
here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF1aaxIUa3w

Also, see >>6780286
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>>6780247
Tiara found a niche and filled it, but there's no guarantee you can do the same, especially if you're just trying to do exactly what he did, because that empty niche no longer exists.
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>>6780295
if there's anything more frustrating than being useless, it's knowing all the good advice and having all the things you should be doing in front of your eyes at all times, always just out of your reach
I wish I was more stupid so I'd suffer less from incompetence
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>>6780295
I like this idea. Today I am going to be better at something than I was yesterday! Now to try to determine WHAT, exactly.
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>>6780319
Use internet memes and reddit faces in all your videos, it's a recipe for success
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>>6780313

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3hGLCaeI4I
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>>6780319
that sounds like a pretty good idea
I might have to copy you
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>>6780332
I'll fill your niche.
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>>6780237
>Scratch the guards ear
You begin to scrape your fingernails against the guard ponies ears
You are pleased to see a look of surprise come over his face, but that look of surprise quickly turns into a look of disgust
All of the sudden it feels like you have been punched in the stomach
You black out for just a second while the miniature pony guard towers over you, his horn glowing.
You think this will surely be the end.
"ENOUGH" you hear an echoing voice shout "Is this how we treat a dignitary from Earth?"
It seems Celestia has come to your defense
Input?
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GET BACK TO WORKING
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she's just slapping her arm over and over

how are you keeping track
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>>6780334
i can see how others become wealthy
i know all their secrets
i know its not that hard
so why cant i do it
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>>6780320
http://doodlealley.com/2012/08/21/planning-for-the-possible/

You can't guarantee success. It ain't gonna happen. The best you can do is minimize your chances of failure, but there are never any guarantees.
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>>6780360
>Apologize
>Put a silly hat on his head at a later time
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>>6780360
"CELESTIA, thank Celestia you're here. This guard, I tried to show him how we say hello on earth, but he responded in a violent way. Please, I cannot look at him any longer, I may just vomit. Can you make him leave the room? I would hate to vomit."
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>>6780360

Explain that scratching ears is a common form of greeting in your village.
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d'aww, appel fwitto
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oh hey she wrote a letter to celestia
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>>6780390
...
I say we go with this anon >>6780381
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>>6780378
I dislike pandering.

I could maybe overcome this if the rewards were guaranteed, but they're not.
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>>6780380
Then what the fuck am I working for?
The best decision I can make is to kill myself now so I can slightly increase everyone else's chances.
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>>6780390
>>6780402
Good job assholes
now wherever you go, guards are going to be scratching your ears
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>>6780286
>You said you started it!
I swear to not having said that
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>>6780364
>tfw no job
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>>6780410
>Dat diaper
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>>6780378
because you're not trying hard enough

get up off your ass and do it, stop complaining
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>>6780418

excellent.
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>>6780419
He's just getting desperate.
It might be nice to see what you think AJ's parents might have looked like. Maybe have them all resting together, with baby Applejack cuddled between them?
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>>6780433
It makes me uncomfortable knowing that I can do something but don't for no reason whatsoever. Complaining makes me feel good.
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>>6780419

What's on your drawing list Japanon?
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>>6780415
Give it a closer read.

The lesson is that as long as your goals in life depend on factors beyond your control you will be miserable.

So set goals that depend on you and you alone.
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Would humans be allowed to have pone waifus? Are there laws against interspecies sex in Equestria? Would all the mares be after you when they hear what fingers can do to a mare?
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>>6780454

You're just lazy as fuck. Accept it. It's a fault. Don't try and justify it.
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dat dreamworks-ass granny smith

also this episode is pretty dope so fat
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>>6780454
Yeah, whatever you try to build or create -- be it a poem, or a new skill, or a new relationship -- you will find yourself immediately surrounded by non-creators who trash it. Maybe not to your face, but they'll do it. Your drunk friends do not want you to get sober. Your fat friends do not want you to start a fitness regimen. Your jobless friends do not want to see you embark on a career.

Just remember, they're only expressing their own fear, since trashing other people's work is another excuse to do nothing. "Why should I create anything when the things other people create suck? I would totally have written a novel by now, but I'm going to wait for something good, I don't want to write the next Twilight!" As long as they never produce anything, it will forever be perfect and beyond reproach. Or if they do produce something, they'll make sure they do it with detached irony. They'll make it intentionally bad to make it clear to everyone else that this isn't their real effort. Their real effort would have been amazing. Not like the shit you made.
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>>6780410
Applejack was a fatty baby.
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>>6780466
BUT....
I MYSELF AM SHITTY AND USELESS.
I'D HAVE MORE LUCK COUNTING ON FATE THAN COUNTING ON MYSELF.
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I want lots of money
But I know that is almost impossible so I just don't care because most of the time life is a bitch and unfair.
So I just work hard and see where taht gets me an be happy since I know I gave my best
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>>6780467
>Some jealous stallion sends an assassin over to break each of your fingers while you sleep.
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Would you let Sombra dominate and corrupt you?
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>>6780467

They'd want you to braid their manes with your dextrous fingers.

You'd spend all day running your fingers through their hair. By the end of it you'd smell of every mare in town.
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>>6780419
But you did? First time I asked you said "what do you want, I'm drawing it" even though it wasn't me you were replying to. i was afk at that moment. The some asshole started to shout "DON'T DO THIS JAPANAONODON' T DO " and you stopped. Seriously, what are you, drawing what people here say you too? afraid of losing some respect points or what?
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>this topic again

You know what fuck you MLPG for discussing the same whiny shit over and over
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>>6780500
I want to sniff mare manes
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>>6780381
>Apologize an plan to buy a silly hat
>Explain how ear scratches are a common form of greeting
You apologize to the guard pony, and he accepts though he still seems mad and very suspicious of you.
He explains how touching guards is nor acceptable under any circumstance and is actually a royal crime in Equestria
"Now Sir... Anon was it?" Celestia says to you "I do hope you will be joining us for the royal dinner, are fresh flowers and hay souffle agreeable you?"
Input
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>>6780507

Complaining doesn't stop it, it just puts people on the defensive.
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>>6780467
What if Equestria allowed bigamy?
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>>6780498
What do you suppose made Sombra into a tyrant?
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>>6780312
>>6780451
Nope, I won't. i plan to stay here at last until summer of 2013, not going anywhere,
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>>6780495
I don't even know what I'd do with a lot of money

I guess it'd make life easier but I don't see much point in buying a fancy car or mansion or anything, I'd probably just pay off all my current debts and reinvest the rest
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>>6780524
who are you calling defensive, faggot
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i found the braeburn
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>>6780524
but complaining feels so good

better than anything
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>>6780506
Just accept that he's not going to do your request, because it's lame, and you've proven yourself before to be an ungrateful whiny fuck.
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>>6780544
That green-haired orange horse is as big as Mac.
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>>6780544
did you find the Bon Bon?
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>>6780507
I'm just playing the pony game

On an unrelated note do you think I have enough gems and hearts for the game and the upcoming update
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>>6780506
You are the biggest asshole around dude.
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>>6780534
Then enjoy continuing to have your requests ignored.
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>>6780536
I would leave my fucking parents' house and go to fucking school.
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>>6780544
Bigmac and AJ were so tiny
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>>6780523
"In my world we eat dragon meats and drink only the finest mare milks."
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>>6780380
The whole point of cashing in on something like MLP is that it does guarantee success, to a degree. There are always people in fandoms like this who want stupid or weird stuff created that they can't do themselves.

But the downside is that instead of making that graphic novel you always dreamed of, you're drawing cartoon horse porn for some pervert on the internet.

But if all you care about is the money, then that's not a problem is it.
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>>6780557

>>6780534

>you've proven yourself before to be an ungrateful whiny fuck.
That would imply he drew it. He didn't. I know, logic is hard, anon. Not that I expected it from usual /b/ visitor.
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>>6780506
Japanon, would you please just shut this guy down on no uncertain terms?
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>>6780536
I'd build my own ranch and get some mini mares
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>>6780506
Look, if you want it so badly, why don't you offer to pay him? I'm sure he puts priority on commission work.
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>>6780591
"Will you be slaying your own dragon tonight, or should I have one prepared for you?"
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>>6780602
You threw a request by MT back in her face.
You're an ungrateful whiny fuck.
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>>6780595
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>>6780580
Why aren't you doing that now though? Go to community college, maybe look into what scholarships or financial aid are offered to help pay the way. You can go volunteer too, it looks great on a resume.
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gaping buttholes
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>>6780457
nothing, all I have to do is already done.
>>6780506
pls behave well before multi posting
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>>6780600
There's differing degrees of success.

I could maybe, MAYBE reach a level of income close to Braeburned's if I started taking commissions, but that's a far cry from tiara's income.
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>>6780595
>>6780637
there's a point at which this needs to stop
and we've clearly passed it long ago
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>>6780646
heaving horsenuts?
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>>6780595
>It's not Jackie Chan
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>>6780625
Who?
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>>6780563
no, not yet. sounds inderesting doe

also look at this cock's long shaft
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>>6780621

I heard that line spoken by a deadpan Trottinghammer butler who clearly knows you're full of shit and is subtly calling you on it.
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>>6780652
If you're looking for ideas, and it's agreeable, would you consider doing this >>6780451 one?
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>>6780536
Same here
Most of the more expensive things are useless and are only expensive because the brand than anything else
I mean I'd probably spoil myself with some things but even then I wouldn't go overboard with expensive as fuck shit.
A nice small place to live and some things and then the rest would sit in the bank or like you said get invested
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>>6780652
>pls behave well before multi posting
Umm, the hell did you want to say, Japananon?
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>>6780652
If you have a spot left, can you draw Babs and Applebloom in a non sexual way?
No seriously, cute fillies would be awesome.
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>>6780668
Mission accomplished
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>>6780687
seconding this
Babs is 2cute
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>>6780667
I wonder if they did that on purpose
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>>6780652
Could you please draw femsombra seducing Shining? That's all I ask, just finish it.
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>>6780591
>"In my world we eat dragon meats and drink only the finest mare milks."
Celestia looks at you wide eyed her expression half-way between terrified disapproval and an amused smirk
"I'm afraid we can't get you that dragon meat Sir Anon, but we might be able to get you that mare's milk"
"Though bottling the milk of my citizen's isn't something I usually do I think we might be able to work something out"
"Perhaps you have a suggestion?"
Input
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>>6780652
Hey Japanon could you draw Twilight and Rarity playing Chess and having fun?
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>AJ doens't know how to write
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This isn't a drawthread. go somewhere else fuck.
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>>6780668
pfffahahaha
best butler
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>>6780498
>Implying i'd be the one corrupted.
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>>6780652

Have you ever drawn a crystal pone Japanon?

I can't recall seeing one in your style.
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>>6780621
"Um... I think tonight I'm feeling a little gassy. Hay and flowers are fine."
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>>6780652
Celestia and Twilight cuddling together in a sexual way, if that's okay with you?
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>>6780715
even her little sister knows how to write!
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HOLY SHIT
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>>6780709
>>6780286
I second this!
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>>6780716
Cry more
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>>6780716
Nigger fuck you this is a general thread. Anything pony goes.
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>>6780716

>going outside the general
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>>6780497
>jealous beta stallions corner you in an alley one night
>they try to rape you but cannot fit their girths into any of your holes
>they settle on holding you down and making you service them with your hands and mouth
>the ones you do not touch slap their shafts on their bellies until they reach their peak
>when the sun rises you so are weighed down by stallion cum that you cannot stand
>they move some boxes around you then throw a tarp over it all to hide you from sight
>after a few hours the cum hardens and glues you in place
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>>6780740
yes, Lauren Faust has effectively run out of ideas

this is not news
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wait, wait

give me rest
I'm just watching missed episode now
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>>6780715
Ha, I was hoping someone would make that.
It's funny because she's uneducated
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new h
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>>6780708
Ask for a gallon of milk from each of the main 6.
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>>6780773
Not really it's more like
>"so I have this idea of a group of girls representing the plane-"
>"bla bla bla do what you did with the ponies or what your husband did with the powerpuff girls and foster's. We don't want something new. We want money"
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>>6780793
o
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>>6780779
Oh
Okay hope you enjoy it
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>>6780779
ignore the vultures
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>>6780793
>>6780812
no no no stop pls
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>>6780802
There's not nearly enough pink in the series to ever make money.
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>>6780812
r
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>>6780802
>We want money

someone has clearly never seen DC Nation.
Nor would I have expected you to, given its horrible fucking scheduling.

seriously who the fuck goes on a 3 month hiatus, does two weeks of new shows, then goes back on hiatus for another 2 months.

fucking rediculous
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>>6780840
pls no
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>>6780740
Reminds me of that one PPGZ doujin where the Jap professor turns into the real professor when he sees the jap PPGs dressed up as kindergartners.

He then proceeds to whip out his cock and fuck them all.

Its a very special doujin.
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>>6780850
quest
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>>6780848
>>6780848
>>6780848
>>6780848
>warned for spamming
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>>6780822
Why just vultures anon? What you don't like my vulture ancestry? Intimidated by it.
FUCK YOU YOU SPICIEST CISGENDERED ABLEIST SCUM
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>>6780799
>Ask for a gallon of milk from each of the main 6
"The main what now?"
"Oh you know Princess, the main 6, your student Twilight Sparkle, and that yellow autistic one, and the apple hill billy one, and the..."
"How do you know about my student and her friends, anon?"
"They write you a letter every week about friendship and..."
You look up to notice you are now surrounded by a small troop of guards, each of their horns cackling with magic
Celestia is obviously angry and distraught
"Are you a spy, who sent you?"
Input
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>>6780840
s
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>>6780770
If you could turn Celestia into a shivering and panting mass on the ground with your fingers, you'd be hired as her servant
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>>6780878
Silence.
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>>6780850
>>6780860
Wait a second, you aren't Jalm!
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>>6780880
The mighty lady Faust
That or a bunch of neckberds who...let's just say they adore you and your subject a bit too much
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>>6780880

This quest sucks.
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>>6780899
She would never be so crass as to invite you over. She couldn't trust her guards to not talk about such a scandalous affair so that means you aren't taken to her in the middle of the night either. That's also the reason she cannot visit you in the middle of the night.
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So I'm finally watching last week's episode and this is great so far. Did anyone else get a top gun vibe from it?

Also I'm gonna do some drawing tonight after I finish this weeks after this.
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>>6780880
I prupose to tell her everything we know with the condition that the grads power down and let us a bit of breathing room
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>>6780959
>Slowpoke.jpg
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>>6780966
Because their entire universe being just a cartoon for little girls is so believable right anon?
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>>6780880
I just like to know things about places before I visit them. It's not like the Harmony Bearers and their letters are a huge secret or anything.
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>>6780996
7/10 not bad could be better.
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huh, someone uploaded a marker pony flash to /f/ and said hello from /mlp/
>>>/f/1838272
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>>6781023

It needs to be crystal so we could see him inside her.
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>>6781024
That voice is terrible.
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>>6780996
bowlingpin/10
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>>6780915
>You bring up neckbeards and Faust
"So you serve this Faust? Surely a dangerous and evil foe"
"But who are these "neckbeards"? You talk as if Faust is their queen yet you say they adore me and Twilight? "
A sweet look comes over her face, her voice become more coy and nurturing
"Your honesty so far has been welcome anon and your help will not go unrewarded, but I could stand to know a bit more."
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>>6781024
>>6781065
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xdg150855e957ku/Boop.swf
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>>6781083

Tell her that we come from outside her universe, and that in our world her entire existence is part of a children's storywork.

Neckbeards are adult fans. Many of them fantasize about Celestia and consider her the most beautiful of pones.
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>>6781083
"C-Celestia... your bedroom eyes are about to erupt my spaghetti."
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>>6781083
Warn her about how unbelievable this story will be.

Then tel her the truth. Her being just part of a story where the main characters are Twilight and her five friends.

To prove it display your knowledge an tell her that most of the things you know are beyond what a simple spy could gather.
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>>6780591
>>6780621
>>6780668
>>6780689
>>6780717

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zMlV38TfKy
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>>6781133
>>6781175
>Tell her she and her whole existence is part of children's storywork
Before you can get anything else out she stops you
Her previously calm demeanor has faded, replaced by anger
"You honestly expect me to believe I live within a fairytale, a mere storybook for coddling children? Guards take this babbling creature away"
The guards proceed to trap you in a magic bubble, carrying you away.
You begin to shout things only you would know from the cartoon but Celestia is obviously upset and you shouts fall on deaf ears.
As you are being carried away you shout out one last thing
"Its not a book, its a cartoon show"
As these words leave your lips, Celestia's ears perk up and time seems to stop. Except time really has stopped. A single point of light opens under you. It quickly expands into a blinding plain, swallowing everything in its path.
With one exception. Princess Celestia.
Seconds later you can finally see again. Floating there is the ghostly image of the princess, frozen forever in time, sitting lonely in a never ending void of light. You can feel yourself fading, returning to your home dimension. Just enough time to say one last thing to the princess you loved so dearly
I just wanted to pound your ass
Game over
2/364 points
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>>6781404
>2/364
OH COME ON
Fuck you guys you suck at this. It's all your fault

Who has another quarter?
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>>6781482
Yeah, but you're not getting it
you people are awful at this
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>>6781482
Five of the points are freebies, too
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>>6781516
I did my best and tried real hard.
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>>6781522
...How did we managed to get -3 points?
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>>6781553
by collapsing the universe and leaving Celestia stranded in the void?
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>>6781553
It's all Anon #3's fault
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You guys should whipped out your dicks and told Celestia what you wanted to do. She would have understood.
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This quest sucks, quester had it in for us.
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>>6781593
That would have instantly gotten you a foursome with Celestia, Luna, and Shining Armor
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>>6781624
Jackpot
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>>6781624
...>>6781516
GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN FUCKING QUARTER
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>>6781598
No, I just had a plan that if you told the true nature of the Universe to what is basically a demigod of it, it would cause shit to go down
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>>6781655
fine, but if you go meta again I'm punching you in the dick
>>
>Going meta in a quest
>Ever


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