gotta go fast

>rape

>grape

>rape

we ded

>rope

>Sentenal thread
Oh god please no.

BEST. HORSE. EVER.

>>674744
At least we can be sure he won't delete it

>>674741

FASTER WE MUST BECOME QUICKMAN

i like pones

Daily Dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSiinOHX0cE

>>674751
that fucking face

You know what's funny? greentexting >rape It's so funny
I think we should post it in every thread because it's so funny

>Mr. Autism makes the thread
Great.

>>648808

>>674775
ur funny

>>674751
holy shit

>>674784
Old news.

Can we have a dragon thread?
Since Spike's a pony now, what's his cutie mark going to be

>>674775
You sound upset

HAVE YOU HUGGED THE MACHINE SPIRIT TODAY?

>>674798
A whip.

>>674784
I'd may money for a MLP General Marker dakimakura.

>>674751
this next

>>674784
>$50 each
>comes with the pillow
Not sure if viable profit margin...

>>674537

>>674784
>kloudmutt art

No thank you.

>>674807
Leth you forgot your trip.

>>674814
HAHAH OH GOD MY SIDES, THAT FACE1

>>674804
Agreed. He probably didn't like the new episode

>>674732
>want to pitch a merchandise-driven show with a certain appeal in mind
>it's stuck in a state of being an independently produced line of dolls that only your fanboys imported from past shows would even have a casual interest in
It's kinda tragic if you think about it.

>>674798

>>674836
10/10

>>674804
Nonsense. I'm just expressing how funny I think >rape
Do you not think it's funny, anon?

>fluttershy episode again next week
what did I do to deserve this

>>674770
>she will never fish your dick out of your fly with her mouth before quickly spinning around
>she will never desperately try to get you inside her, missing over and over, your dick sliding off to the side getting slicker with every attempt
>you will never hold her back with your hand as you line up properly

finished rendering, it's uploading now. >youtube in charge of not uploading slowly.

>>674836

>>674848
>penile fracture

Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

>>674807
i cant hug quantum entanglements

but i once had a dream about leth

I am entirely serious, i've once had a dream and QAI was there.

>>674831
Not completely tragic, companies DO want to pick it up because it does have marketing appeal, Faust just refuses to give up on the rights and royalties so of course nobody is going to pony up for that

>>674842
Its weird.
I've never really thought about it, but it kind of is funny.
Not in a "hah hah" sense, and one or two >rape posts at the start of a thread aren't anything special, but every once in a while there are 20 of them immediatly and when that happens yeah, its kind of funny.

Besides, it reminds me of /co/.

>>674867
>pony up

oh you

can they move all their fingers at once or are they joined up under the surface

in that interview one of the writers said they joked about putting in some kind of rude gesture they could make with a single fing but >headcanon

>>674864

>>674867
>nobody is going to pony up for that
>going to pony up for
>to pony up
>pony

>>674798
Actually speaking of Dragons

has the General come up with deent names for the Teen dragon gang yet, or Youtube closed captions?

Don't tell me we're goign to rely on the maximum autism side of the fandom for names of Dragons

>>674864

Twilight Sparkle. She can't even get off to vanilla sex anymore. It takes two or more stallions to please her, and at least one of them needs to be fucking her ass at all times.

>>674814
i think he meant like twirling it around your fingers dude

don't tell me you've never done that

Spent a couple of hours having a nice Sunday drive. To every McDonalds in a 10 mile radius.

5/6 isn't too bad, and I'm pretty sure one of them will have Rarity next time, since I wasn't asking for her at first.

On an unrelated note, taking a drawing request.

>>673935

Herp.

>>674877
>single fing

>>674855
>>674855
FUCK YES

>>674864
Oh man, I lose my shit each time this question is asked. Did I ever tell you how much this makes me laugh? It's even better when someone responds with Applejack. Why is MLPG so funny and entertaining?

>>674877
I heard they're like pony wings but on the end of your legs

>>674877
Plural:Fingers
Singular:Fing

I like it.

>>674899

>5/6

Casual not collecting all 8

>>674901
When are you going to do something not shit?

>>674918
>a human will never fing you non-sexually

>>674899
>there will never be an accurate AJ toy with hat

Why does hasbro hate money? I can throw it at my screen all day.

>>674864
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>674899
Fluttershy in a nunnery habit

so fluttershit is still bat insane shit mode.

>>674812
no

>>674814
Could not unsee
Had to draw

>>674915

we've never seen the bottom of their legs, actually

i like their shoes

>>674904

Fing is the singular form of fingers. Trust me, I happen to be an expert on this subject.

>>674893
No names that I know of
We're too filled with /b/ to give off good names atm

>>674962
Ofc you are Lyra!

>>674958
ok fine

just dont stop ever then

>>674960
damnit lyra

>>674893
Name them after the teen gang from the first karate kid movie.

>>674897
As the days go by she feels the need to have a stallion stretching her ass more and more. Soon the library takes on a staff of 'assistants', whose only job is to take turns filling her ass with their viscous ponycum.

>>674939
>>674775
the mad in this thread is staggering

>>674864

No matter how much you force it, it's not funny

Too lazy to draw so I'm coloring some older stuff.

why didn't twilight just send a letter to celestia and ask her where spike's egg came from

Okay, Nunershy it is. Brb half an hour or something. /slow

FASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFAST FASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFAST FASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFASTFAST

>>674988

Because Celestia wouldn't know?

>>674991
2SLOW

Anybody want something colored?

Here's a quickly done and half-assed Grand-master Applescout just because.

>>674991
That was pretty slow, its been 13 minutes since OP.
Step up nigga.

>>674988
Because then we wouldn't have a story

>>674991
2SLOW FGT

>>675001
but celestia runs the academy, surely she would know

>>674988
because it came from THE KITCHENS

>>674901
wtf
this is not even what I requested
get out

I'd rather ask Nasse

>>674927
Man, so hostile tonight.

>>675005
Huh. That was fast.

>>674985
Is there more cmc lingerie? That is nifty

>>674981
Mad? Do you not enjoy the fine humor of MLPG? I think it's hilarious and I am glad it gets posted everyday.

>>674814
Hah, great face, but I'm pretty sure he meant something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMPPN1WSK0A

Although that would probably be weird as hell to draw.

>>675005
this
>>669917

>>675019
Draw Lyra doing a cement imprint in Hollywood but shes sad they dont look like hands.

>>675005

>>675024
No but perhaps I should endeavor to draw more...

>>675018
HAHAHHAH WHY, MY SIDES

>>675019
Hey Scherzo? You in a mood to draw a fancy hat wearing a lyra?

what can you do with a horn that you can't do with a hand anyway

>>675018
He belongs in the tumbr circlejerk now, he's no longer one of us.

>>675039
>no hat
oh bigmac

>>675043

Fuck yourself or your significant other with two realistic-feeling dicks at once

>>674967

No, no, Anonymous, I'm an expert because I am a perfectly normal human with perfect human hands.

>>674947
Nice find

>>675043
spam teleport all day?

>>675043
Punch tiny wholes in paper?

>>675039
If it's not big macs, then who's the father?

>>675086
Rarity

>>674980
Eventually she begins to resort to magic to sate her lust. Her stallions suspiciously grow in size and volume, their swollen shafts no longer able to be sheathed and their pendulous balls hanging down to their knees.

Due to the constant flow of enhanced cum into her ass the spell leaks to Twilight herself, her vulva swelling and drooling constantly. Every orgasm causes her sex to gush and spray all over the heavy balls of whichever stallion is plowing her ass at the moment.

>>675086
... Braeburn?

>>675043
Accurately control a formation of around a dozen objects as big as yourself?
Teleport?
Create moustaches?

ded

>>675086
AJs hat is the father. He ran out on her.

>>675043
telekinesis?

>>675086
its bigmac
again

>Get drunk
>Sleep with worst pone
>Some months later you have a son

wat do?

>>674968

>>675043

I WISH I HAD A HORN SO I COULD RIP AND TEAR EVEN MORE

>>675086
Blueblood

>>675116
oh you motherfucker

>>675111

Meh, pretty sure AJ could raise a kid on her own

>you will never be a cloud

>>675111
Worst pone is male, so apparently I slept with someone else as well.
Depending on who it was, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg or suicide.gif

>>675086
Hell if I know

>>675095
>Jay Naylor is in this thread

>>675133

>>675138
what kind of life is being kicked and sat on by worst ponies

>>675111
Fluttershy would totally be okay with me ditching her.

She's a doormat afterall.

>>675138

...whatever

>>675111
sweetie belle now has a brother

>>675111
the worst of the mane 6? She'd still make a good mother

>>675138
Beep beep, motherfucker

>>675142
That hurts, anon. I was just trying to give out some pony boners.

>>675133
The way Spike turned out I hope it ain't a boy.

>>675156
>She's a doormat
>Implying Dash isn't her doormat
Do you even lift the show?

Do you like song?
Do you like smile?
Do you like Song Smile?

[ ] yes [ ] no [ ] mbby

>>675156
nigga have you been watching the show? fluttershy beat rainbow dash silly past episode.

>>675162
But Sweetie already did

>>675168

What the fuck, clouds don't beep

>>675172
fluttershy didnt wanna go watching the dragon crossing because she killed one of them earlier and was laying low from the others.

>>675175
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes

>>675111

Well first of all, the amount of alcohol that I would need to be intoxicated enough to fuck Trixie probably doesn't even exist in Equestria, but even if they did somehow have enough to get me that drunk, it's biologically fucking impossible for me to get her pregnant.

Therefore I refute your hypothetical on the grounds of fuck you I am not having a child with Trixie.

>>675176
It's part of her new self confidence scheme. Dash lets Fluttershy think she can get her own way from time to time.

>>675169
This hurts you

>>675185
>He's not a cloud

>>675176
To run away.

So, she'll beat me silly to run away with her kid?

Works for me.

FUCK YOU!

this still can be > wings thread

>>675175
>bögerier

>>675205
she does have very nice wings

>>675175

YES, SI, DA

>>675205
no, it can't

>>675042
>Draw a Fancy Hat wearing Lyra.

Um.

Okay.

If that's your fetish, bro, I ain't judgin'.

>>675221
Sometimes I wish I didn't have eyes

>>675227
HAHAHAH awesome work man! Thank you!

>>675111
Well, at least he'll be able to go fast.

>>675196

I beg to differ, I'm a certified cloud, I'd know if we beep. Images like that spread untrue stereotypes about clouds among the population.

Guys, I want to fap to pony
but at the same, I don't want to
wat do

>>675205
But my favorite pegasus has tiny stunted wings.

>>674946

You are my most favourite anon.

>>674980
>assiastants in charge of anal

put your punny twilightxspike boner away anon
it's what that apron was really for

>>675205
post winged pone

>>675241
Do it faggot

>>675138
>Dash will never touch down on you after an hour of hard training, her heart racing and slit radiating heat after getting herself so worked up
>She will never sink into you as she goes to work on herself, out of sight of the rest of the ponies as her hoof moves faster and faster
>Her wings will never extend downwards into you as she near her peak, getting damp as you condense onto the feathers
>You will never feel her wings stiffen as she cums, and feel her juices drip into you, to be added to your mass and precipitated later onto the heads of unfortunate ponies caught in the rain

>>675241
fap to anthro

>>675227
You are best Dash artist
did you ever draw her in her hoodie suit thing?

So why does chrome start to run slower if I leave it open for three days?

guys, this is my original character

what do you think

>>675241
Go to Fakku instead.

>>674899
Rainbow Dash teaching scootaloo how to suck dick

>>675205
Damn straight

>>675210
>han bögar sig

>>675246
as you command, my master

>>675249
Great

>>675221
Is it weird that the part I hate most about this image is how retarded "Yeah" is as a line for one of the FlimFlam bros?

>>675254
ill never fap to anthro
i've fapped to humanized though

>>675241

Chop yourself in half right at the middle and work from there

>>675257
Becuase botnet

>>675259
appears quite legitimate, brother

> Guys, I want to fap to pony
Then what's stopping you?

>>675268
>han bögar sig inte

>>675188
As is the case with most cultures you must first show that you are willing to be there for her through many kinds of tribulations. This is accomplished by inserting your head into her anus as shown in the image provided. Once your head is safely planted inside her anus you must eat all of her fecal matter and clean her anus of any extremities. By doing so you show that you are capable to handle all kinds of female urges she may have.

>>675271
Yeah.

>>675221
>We are the sidemouth brothers
>Travelling fanartists nonpareil

DO NOT REPLY, IGNORE, FILTER, DO NOT REPLY

>>675249
So we can all agree that Gavalance has two, maybe three jokes, that are just really unfunny?

One of the mane six meets a centaur
What happens?

>>675291
Put your trip back on.

>Why am I wasting time
>I should be writing
>Why aren't I writing

Why must you tease me, MLPG?

>>675242
But how many pegasi wings make engine sounds?

>>675284
that'd be a new low for me

>>675294
I hope Lyra replaces Fluttershy, that would make it funny

>>675227
you still taking draw requests?

>>675272

You'll get there. All horsefuckers will eventually. It's only natural.

>>675291
stop making a big deal about it.

>not fapping to pone

what are you gay?

>>675294
__sexually

>>675298
jokes on him he dropped dead and reproduced unsuccessfully thus his DNA of him and ancestors lost forever.

>>675312
which pone is most nonsexual

>>675298
Fucking Bruce Lee
;_;

>>675286
Who are you replying to?

>>675284
Where have you been all this time?

>>675317
More like on us for not having his genes further our species.

>>675331
Stop replying to yourself.

>>675331
> Stirring the shit

>>675317
>implying we lost the dna of a demigod
>implying we don't have a secret army of bruce lee clones right now

>>675331
Stop samefagging faggot

>>675312

I'm not a furry, so there you have it

>>675175
Maybe
Maybe
Yes

>>675334
>us
lol no. i want nothing but my genes to rule this planet. all men but me can die.

>>675322

That was the image that got me to write in the first place. I wrote some shitty paragraph, posted it here, got critism, then decided to give up. Then some cunt replied and posted that image, so I felt bad.

>Things went downhill from there.

>>675175

>tripfag talking to himself

Would you hug this filly non-sexually, /mlpg/?

Where?

>>675360
pls respond

>>675348
>>675339

> Implying I'm him.
> Implying I didn't reply to laugh at people getting mad over nothing.

>>675357
then die

>>675301
One of the many reasons she's best pony.

>>675286

>>675298
What exactly are you writing?

>>675249
Chances are, only your least favorite pony would ever love you

where is the scan of my little sweetheart eggman

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SCANS EGGMAN

>>675365

See >>675358

When someone give you one of those, then you just draw an extra square saying 'FUCK NO' and check that.

Gets all the bitches.

>>675350
Keep tellin yourself that.

One day you'll see your favorite pone in a position that will make your mind click "thats hot"

After that, its all over.

>>675358
That artstyle reminds me of Fimflamphilosophy

>>675307
Lol no, anthro is not pony.

>>675378
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>675384
People still do those?

>>675378
Hey, scootanon! Have you had a nice weekend?

>>675360
are you LEGPAINED?

>>675372
Now you may begin mounting her, but before you do it is advised to ward off any competitors by doing crunches off her flank to warn any would be suitors that she is yours. A hundred crunches should be enough to keep all competitors from becoming aggressive as you remain vulnerable during the mating process.

>>675384

Just be glad you've ever gotten one of those.

Magichorn is best pony

Well it would seem you guys haven't changed much. Still paranoid that I'm everyone it would seem.

>>675360
>>675348
>>675344
>>675339

I'm looking at you guys. Calm down.

>>675398

>>675402
i like treekicker and song smile, but singmallow is also acceptable :)

>>675398
My leg dont feel.

>>675402
I agree.

>>675398
>/reddit/

>>675374

A request. Twilight and Rarity going around town, doing cute things, then having sex.

I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like this is gonna be one of my better stories.

>>675399

this is making me very uncomfortable.

I think I need an adult.

>>675408
Well bein discord n all I imagine being 4 different people is easy enough.

>>675398
Don't feel anything.

>>675424
Haha, I was just trying to decide whether to draw or to go to bread.

>>675386

I already accidentally fapped to pone once. That experience nearly ruined ponies for me, but I more or less recuperated after few weeks. Never again.

>>675398
Reminds me of a friend who took an arrow to the foot

>>675421
I feel the sex is going to kill it but your best fic is that twidash, all them feelings.

>>675428
> still talking to yourself

>>675413
level up

Do you guys remember the first time you fapped to pone?

>>675434
It'll happen again.

And again.

until one day it makes your love of pone soar.

Then you will have a waifu.

>>675398

The things I've seen in these threads...

>>675432
>Want to go to bet
>Can only go to bed in 20 minutes
FUCK

>>675436
Get out.

>>675432
so you're drawing zecora?

>>675434
Faggot.
I've never got that, fap to ponies or not, but how does liking porn of something affect it in any way?

>>675425
The next step you need to summersault into the pony and let her nibble at your shoes. This exhibits to her that you are not concerned about her looks as she is not concerned with yours. This establishes yourself as equal to her and vice versa. For this one moment class structure is abolished in the name of passion.

>>675396
stayed at home the entire weekend is nice, yeah, nice.

>>675392
someone promised scans on the previous thread, uploaded to mediafire

>>675436
oh u

>>675457
Not really
I'm either gonna draw that NMM wearing a catsuit or go to bread now.

>>675424
A Zecora thread? One wonders where it shall head.

>>675464
>>>/bread/

>>675437

I always felt like Simple was my best fic for whatever reason.

Gotta say though, the one I had the most fun writing was Sports Equistrated. That shit was just kawaii as hell.

I'm already done with the walking around town part. I literally *just* about to get into the clop.

>>675428
Yeh it's not like people are wrong and think I'm samefagging due to people such as yourself replying to me. Nope, not at all.

>>675438
Oh wai...
Nevermind.

>>675424
Fuck your shit, even if I have the wit to rhyme I dont feel like wasting the extra time planning out the post since at most I will get one reply and shit like that just aint fly.
Buckle up homestuck, I'm taking this off da railz.
Also, the worst secondary pony is Snails

>>675462

I cannot explain how I felt. Lets just say that it was bad enough for me to not do it again.

What does it feel like to be a girl, MLPG?

>>675485
>Sports Equistrated

I liked that one

>>675485
>Sports Equistrated
That was >fun to read.

>>675424
Your characters are nothing new to be seen,
I don't care that they're painted all purple and green.
The show's meant for kids, so stop thrusting your hips,
making thread after thread full of pairings and ships.

I'm sick of this crap, and I'm sick of you "Bronies"
and I'm sick of each one of you horse-fucking phonies.
It's plain to be seen that you all have your issues
so go see a shrink and carry some tissues

This show's nothing special, it's bland and rehashed.
It's recycled stories made just using Flash.
They don't make you think and there's no central theme
the whole things one giant merchandise-hocking scheme
I don't get the hype and I don't get the fandom.
Pinkie Pie is your favorite just 'cause she's "LOLSORANDUMB"

You're idiots, morons, jackasses and goons.
Your'e faggots and fucktarts and jerks and bufoons
And since I don't see the pony craze ending soon,
I'm off to Youtube to watch better cartoons
So now you've been yelled at, laughed at and berated
and bitch, best believe that the pic is related

with love, Fred

>>675501
Shut up Dinofag

>>675455
No it's true, not an arrow to the knee joke. Friend was out with his nephew teaching him how to use a compact bow. And yea they were relaxing and his nephew lowered the bow into a safe position but the arrow was still knocked. He accidentally let go shooting an arrow right throw his achilles tendon. He showed me a picture of it, but I don't have it.

>>675485
That SoarinxSpitfure? Yes you should write another one with this two.

>>675501
no

>>675489
>implying it's not Snips
But without Snails the rhyme trips.
You can be forgiven this time, if only to save your rhyme.

>>675501

Like you're made of sand

>>675464
I was supposed to go out drinking, but decided to stay home as well, so I know that feel!

>>675505
Truly this is a blast from the past.
Has time really flown so fast?

>>675501

Oh man, the first time I fucking read that in Skyrim, I was on the floor for like 20 minutes.

>>675500
Are you the one who requested >feels to rekindle your non-sexual love of pone, but it didn't really work?

>>675508

Painful story, bro

Why are we slowing down all of a sudden?

>>675527
I was out all morning and afternoon so now I'm chillin.

: \ Kinda shitty because I started with the hat thing waayyyy too small. Insert your own joke about Fluttershy not asking for a new one because she didn't want to bother the person making them here.

>>675546
Everyone's off fapping.

>>675540

Indeed. You have a good memory, fellow ponyfag.

>>675549
The fuck is that supposed to be?

>>675549

pfftt

>>675221
Is it wrong to read this in the voices of Ed and Al?

>>675549

>Can't tell if trolling.

If so...

>>675551
I WON'T FAP EVER AGAIN UNTIL I SEE THOSE SCANS OF THE ARTBOOK THAT ANON SAID HE WILL SCAN, BUT WHY HE'S NOT POSTING THEM

>>675546


he >>675558 happened

>>675547
/b/ pls go

>>675565
Scanning takes a while, if you're scanning it in high DPI

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ross's sense of proportion. I've lost interest in all girls, besides those he draws. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Enormous fat-asses, fucked up mimes, and strange aliens really are all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with these things. If only they knew I existed in this life, if only they knew my deep profound love for them. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at Ross's art. I'll never be with them, but I'll continue to love those fucked up globs of meat until the day I die.

Gotta go faust.
Gotta go fauster, fauster, fauster, fauster, Lauren Faust!

Your feedback is valued, and quite well regarded
and in my opinion, your cartoon's retarded.
But mad am I sir? I'm afraid you're mistaken...
My head is quite level and my reasons unshaken

I like writing prose, see it's sort of my thing
and threads like this are such a marvelous fling
for poking at pony fans to watch them all squirm
and my name-calling now's really all but confirmed

All it took were some words, typed in careful arrangement
to showcase these ponyfags' utter derangement
You love this dumb show, which just leaves me confused
but when messing with you, I am naught but amused

I come to your threads, which I bump to front page
and provide entertainment, why I don't even sage!
So excuse me for being direct, blunt, and curt
but its you, silly Brony, who are truly "Butthurt"

>>675549
>Flutternun

I can dig it

>>675565
Dude, thats low. Trying to pirate money from independent artists? I bet you beat up the homeless and take their stuff too.

>>675585
I do actually.

>>675578
Whatever.

>>675578
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>675585
You wouldn't download money.

>>675571
But none of those are /b/ people... Not to mention, there's nothing going on in this thread right now.

>not going slow

>>675578
I'm thinking of filtering everyone who even says the word "Ross" now.

>>675585
>implying I'm not homeless myself

>>675527
>planned to go out
casual, i havent planned to go out in at least a year

>>675585
>not pirating indie games because they don't offer a demo or shareware version
Get on my level, scrub.

>>675585
Bitch, I AM HOMELESS.

>>675605
Go to bed GG. OH WAIT

>>675596
>Talking about your daily lives
/b/ as fuck

>>675557
I'm on here waaaay to often, so I'm always remembering the stories of various anons. At any rate, I'm glad you haven't had to give up pone for good. If it affected you that much, don't listen to these people telling you to give in. I love sexy pone stories, but if it bothers you that much, you know to avoid it.
Do you feel like you're resisting an inclination to "revisit" your little escapade?

>>675549

First thing I thought was Bridget. I remember when I was gay for Bridget.

this thread is not what i wished for at all!

>>675598
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0
SLOW RIDE
TAKE IT EASY

>>675519
Zebra you best not start >implying because one thing is certain with zero chance of lying: Snips is a pimp-ass nigga with swagga and a dick that can hardly get any bigga - where Snails just fails. No need for tall tales, we all know he bails the moment shit gets real. So you best deal. Your husbando is so beta that to explain it in detail I'd need to go meta and reference the fandom with abandon - the spaghetti flowing, truly ming blowing.
So in conclusion all I can say is this: when I diss, I diss who I diss for a reason, regardless of season or time or need of a rhyme.
Step it up or back the fuck up.

>>675585
I have no care for those who made that calender, but I have to decide with this dude.

>>675632
What's wrong with it? Seems like every MLPG ever.

>>675637
>sandraker

>>675618
Oh you mean we must kick out all the tripfags too?

>>675618
The option is... nothing. The thread isn't going anywhere outside these meta discussions and the /b/ type faggotry.

Provide a topic so we can actualy post.

>>675580
Who is that guy?

Would you rather:
>Punch JJ in the face
OR
>Punch Slugbox in the face?

>>675632
Even if it is not as you wish,
We must share this bitter dish.
So cease your petulant whining
And replace what you have trouble finding.

>>675609
Why not go to /b/read?
There's probably at least a dozen more people willing to talk to you about your personal life, and how your day went.
It's a win-win

>>675609
But how do you socialize if you don't go out?

>>675657
Neither

>>675640
>That picture
HOLY FUCK 10/10 I WAS WAITING FOR A PICTURE OF RAPPING TWILIGHT

Slow down, you go to fast
You got to make the thread last!
Just kickin' down the >rape stone
Lookin for pone and feelin' Groovy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlW4bEjB5A

>>675643
>that feel when I don't care about going fast, just getting kills
>that feel when I play sandraker
>that feel when endless butcher tears

>>675657
Slugbox, far

>>675655
Boku no Pico

>>675649
Most of our tripfags contribute in some way or another, and drop the trip if they don't.

The circlejerking, attention whoring ones can fuck off.

>>675655
That would be me, of course. I'm everyone according to you guys.

>>675579
2FAUST

>>675642
Disharmony confirmed for bringing out the worst in mlpg

>>675655
Nasse, Im gonna kill you someday.

Unless you draw me more stuff at some point then maybe I wont.

Not knowing Freaky Fred...god damn...

>>675580
That's verse, not prose
But everyone knows
You're just copypasta
To move this thread fasta

>>675669
I play HoF
As Blood Eagle
VGTG

>>675675
>and drop the trip if they don't.

But that's wrong

>>675684
ok good now let's move onto haiku

>>675641
>>675585

>Implying any of these "artists" deserve our money.
>Implying they aren't claiming all the monery is going to charity.
>Implying the artists are going to get any money from sales.

It's all going to charity. Who cares about charity?

>>675680
>responding to him
Are you a faggot or just too dim?

>>675618
So long as it isn't the repeated dominant discussion in the thread it shouldn't matter.

>>675682
Well sorry for not being entitled to fucking Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon and whatever the fuck rich kids watch
When I was young all I got was some fucking old puppet animations from the USSR and Moomins and the occasional Batman TAS episode if I was lucky!

>>675696
>Most
Cool reading comprehension, brah.

>>675619

Actually, I'm back to "normal" porn, before that incident I abstained from anything for about two months. Good times those were, I wish I could pull off a no-fap like that again. I also somehow gained ability to come and go to MLPG as I please, instead of being a slave to this place. But no, I'm more sure than ever that I won't fap to pone again.

>>675578
>>675578
>>675578
>>675578
>>675578
>>675578

>>675696
This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>675680
Yeh nah, you're chatting shit. I bet all the threads have been shit, even without me. I bring out the best in the threads due to my input.

>>675665
>>675665
sort of forced between job and classes

but on another topic

whats everyone's favorite pet? we never saw the turtle again

i cant decide between gummy and winona, opal and angel are bitches

there, >>675659 im talking about the show.

>>675710
Thats a lot of "fuck".

Im sorry If I seriously offended you I was just joking.

At least you got Batman TAS

>>675710
vittu nasse

>>675703
You are a dick.
Come on, more than half those artists are great.

>>675710
Oh man I loved the adventures of W&P

>>675699
I once made a haiku
Even though it was very rude
We are expelled from co

>>675710
Nasse nyt helvetti oikeesti
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Nyt menet ja lataat sen merirosvolahdesta, katsot koko sarjan ja tulet sitten takaisin

>>675699
No no no no no.
Any idiot can make a haiku.
I don't want to see this thread filled with a million arbitrary haikus.

>>675708
It does matter
We aren't /b/, we should talk about the show and show related things in MLPG, that's the way it's always been.
You want to talk about your life? go to /soc/ or /b/
Unrelated vidya? /v/ or /vg/

So does anyone have a link to where I can watch the episodes? I'm like so freakin behind

>>675640
>Not Funk Master Sparkle

Get out

>>675720
> I bring out the best in the threads due to my input.
My sides are moving on their own....please be a troll.

>>675740
Pfhahahahhaha 10/10

>>675726
you are still avatarfagging, please go to the /b/read, you are annoying a lot of people here, you are slowly becoming another rainboom crash

>>675584
>>675562
>>675559
>>675558
Guys, it's not even a different topic. Come on now.

>>674946
This was the request.

Yeah, it's kinda a shitty drawing, but Paint + mouse isn't exactly conductive to less shitty work, and I'm not that good to start. Rather the opposite in fact.

>>675728
I use a lot of fuck in my daily speak, I'm not really offended
>>675743
Arvelinkin että se oli siitä
Näin jonkun intron kerran kun olin kaverilla pienenä

>>675753
You must be new here, just ignore him

>>675753
>being mad about scootanon

You must be knew to the forum

>>675710
Lilla My was god tier

>>675761
The problem is you're trying to draw with a mouse. Get yourself a pencil and paper, or a tablet.

>>675305
I had to go to the store, and now am eating dinner, then have to update one of my Tumblrs.

After that, maybe.

>>675753
It's a good joke, anon. Seeing as Scootanon has been a faggot like this since back when we were in /co/ and it has never been a problem for the integrity of the threads.

>>675747

I know it's reddit but if there's one thing those people are good at it's sperging out o things like this: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/obxr7/my_little_episode_guide_online_streaming_and/