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Caballo Viejo:
>>6704169

Sad ponies and sad pony accesories.
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I AM THE GREATEST
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Who was it that drew this.
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but I hate horses
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>>6707941
The time to be happy is ogre
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>>6707961
Lamar.
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Marcador donde estas!?
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>>6707941
I don't have many sad ponies.
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>>6707961
>where Anon's hand is

Oh lawd
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Stop speaking Mexican.
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>>6707961
lamarthehuman
here's the revision he did
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>>6707941
sad ponies are sad
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>>6707999
Nein
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>>6707941
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>no subject
You beefed it, Dooks.
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>Scootadash episode.
How many levels of spaghettimance does Scootaloo have?
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>>6707949
THUMBNAILS PLS
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>>6708013
Ten
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>>6707999
make us
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>>6708020
I just noticed it, does it still work with "ponies" in the comment field, tho?
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>>6708024
11

that trip over the log was cute as fuck
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>>6707976
>>6708006
Ah, thanks.
Thanks for posting the revision, I didn't even know he fixed it.
Definitely didn't fix anons hand though.
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>>6708057

The frantic fetching of the firewood beats that
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>>6708026
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>>6708045
Well, it's marked so it should show up in the locator.
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>>6707999
you'd better start learning if you're in the US, it'll be a necessary skill to have in a decade or two
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>>6708075
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>>6708079
It wasn't. Should I try again?
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phew
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>>6708088
no anon porfis
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>>6708088
BR is that you?
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>>6708097
>fluttershit
flttershit/10
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>>6708095
Hrm. That's up to Dooks.
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>>6708097
why such a shitty ship tho?
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Es este el hilo español ?
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>>6708097
dem wings
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>>6708097
Can you post a version without Fluttershy?
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>>6708093
she's a maniac, a maaaniac
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>>6708097

Goddamn those are some nice lines
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>>6708107

Nope.
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>>6708109

Every time I see this image I laugh because that's like ponychan's all time favorite picture to post.
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>>6708097
PHEW
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>Crepúsculo Destelleante

>Aleteo Tímido

>Rosada Pay

>Juanita Manzanas

>Rareza

>Arcoiris Embestida

Es esto correcto?
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>>6708097
please finish it
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>>6708112
>>6708110
Afternoon MLPG requested it. Nuff said.
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>>6708095
It was supposed to show up with "ponies" or "pony", iirc.

Do it if you must.
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if you could hug one pony only which one would it be?
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>>6708095
It's fine. "Pony" and "Ponies" are keywords.
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>>6708138

Así es anon, así es...
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>>6708144
My favorite one
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>>6708144
I pick this one.
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>>6708144
The pony that loved me is the only pony I'd hug.
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>>6708138
>Juanita Manzanas
why is this so funny?
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>>6708138
Es Pay rosadito, gran y poderosa Trixie.
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>>6708109

>announcing your report announcing reporter reports
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>no subject
NEW HORSE FUCKWADS
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>Esto
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks#

Wonderbolts Academy coming up next!
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>>6708144
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>>6708174
what does it mean?
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GUYS WHY ARE WE MARKING A THREAD WITH NO KEYWORDS
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>>6708226
Applejack
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Please don't just leave the marker unposted, Deaf.
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>>6708233
>No keywords
>Not getting picked up by the archive
DOOKS
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>>6708233
ponies and pony are keywords
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>>6708204
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>>6708233
Pony is a keyword.
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>>6708243
I didn't, I reposted it over here. And then this jackass deleted it from here and posted it here again. >>6708229
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>>6708233
>>6708245

>>6708152
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>>6708237

No señor, significa, aguardiente de manzana
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>>6708180
>>6708229
Which do I shoot.
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>>6708256
All I saw was that it got posted, and deleted from the old thread, and it was free to post here.
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>>6708249
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>>6708262
dibuja a scootaloo en una posada
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>>6708247
>>6708253
Surely pony and ponies aren't a keyword now that we're on /mlp/.
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>>6708262
>>6708287

Dibuja a todos los ponis en una posada
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archive leads to this thread, that's all that matters
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Did I miss Renne quest?
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>>6708288
I see you, marker.
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Demasiados general...
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>>6708283
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>>6708325
It's starting right now
>>6707379
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>>6708327
HELLO
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>>6708327
what's going on Leth?
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This pony should be renamed Juanita Manzanas
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>>6708339

>not stretch_hoofstrong.png
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>>6708368
dooks stop
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>>6708327
LETH, WHAT IS GOING ON

THIS IS STRESSING MARKER PONE
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>>6708116
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>>6708396

and i'm not Dooks
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Porque
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>>6708368
Patinete Inodoro approves!
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>>6708435
>not MonopatinLoo
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>>6708435

Y que tal, tímida revoloteadora?
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>>6708409
It'll be okay, marker pone.

I'm surprised that password lasted for over a year.

We'll just go smaller and expand again slowly until someone is a dick about it again.
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>>6708420
Why do I find this so sexy?
http://www.redlightponyville.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=319&page=3
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>>6708420
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>>6707961
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>>6708458
why everyone hates us so much Leth?
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>>6708426
Liquid pls
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>>6708458
oh boy
Who gets to be in the inner circle club?
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>>6708447
Vespalita!
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>>6708471
is she sucking his dick?
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>>6708506
No, he's stabbing her ribcage with his dick.
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>>6708506
Why is it always sex with you people?
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>>6708506
she is begging his dick
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>>6708506
Its a carrypon
She wants to be carried
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>>6708458
who fucked up this time?

was it sentenal?
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>>6708522
because we are virgins
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We still going with this thread?

Renne Quest is up, for those interested! Just started, actually.
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>>6708542
Would you like not to be a virgin?
I could even pretend to be a pony for you
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>>6708420
there's a guy on /b/ that has been saving his excretions in bottle for years and posts the progress every december 26th. I haven't seen a post from him since 2009.

2-litre bottles.
multiple.
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>>6708537
We don't know, because they're doing it anonymously.
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>>6705553
From last thread. Sorry for being a slow drawer!
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>>6708537
Sentenal is not a marker mover.
It was a couple anons and Deafdefiler playing hot potato with the marker until Leth decided to change the password.
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>>6708560
Hurf durf, don't mind me.

>>6707379
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>>6708522
it literally looks like she's sucking his dick
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>>6708537
I obviously don't know, but no, he didn't know it, so it's not him.

>>6708498
Maybe after we get it all sorted out, because why not.
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>>6708471
oh fuck my heart man

This is killing me.
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>>6708570
Sent doesn't have the marker password though officially, right?
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>>6708573
I wouldn't share a bath with tooty booty.
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>>6708563
But I don't want to fuck a pony
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>>6708573
Golly, that's cute.
I like how their tails are sitting out of the tub.
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>>6708581
>even the most autistic and meta of mlpg regulars doesn't trust sentenal

I am amused.
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>>6708579
Her head is around the waist. No dick is that high.
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>>6708604
see >>6708581
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>>6708584
No, he doesn't.
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>>6708573
MAKE THEM BIGGER
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bruny
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>>6708599
Dragon?
Griffon?
I can be whatever you want, tiger.
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>>6708672
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>>6708672
unf
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>>6708672
>Flarity
Fucking gross
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>>6708688
NO ANON
BAD

THIS TIME IT *REALLY IS* PEDO
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>>6708672
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>>6708672
Nigga that's kawaii.
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>>6708700
they're adults in the show

that's good enough
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>>6708729
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How do you even fuck up something like marker moving?
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>>6708672

>Converse boots
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>>6708757
Someone that knew the password was just deleting it over and over again.
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>>6708757
when you let retards get the password
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>>6708757
There's a ritual involved and everything
It's a really delicate operation
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>>6708757
I bet it was RCH
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>>6708760
what's going on with her iris?
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>>6708791
Obviously it's a part of Reu's plan to ruin Christmas

I bet she's planning a heist on all the xmas event entries as we speak
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>>6708685
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>>6708786
>cape on floor
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>>6708582
would you pick her up?
she's probably gonna be a bit heavier than most other ponies
you sure you can handle that?
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>>6708821
>filename
>not "It's time to oil up.jpg"
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>>6708821
i thought that was ainsley
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>>6708821

>twilight fell in the poison joke again!
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>>6708821
>mfw that's not an ainsley edit at all
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>>6708836
every time
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>>6708824
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>>6708835
Who are you, her dad?
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You get to go to Equestria
But you have to be subjected to one of the following:
1. You will bring with you a fuckton of body pillows with covers of every single ponies in Equestria, in the nude and being sultry (dakimakura). You cannot destroy them, and they have to be in full display at your new residence when you arrive.
2. You will suffer permanent priapism, which means you will have an erection that never ends.
3. Your favorite pony takes your place in Earth. They will be understood by anyone back on Earth, but will still appear to be a pastel-colored pony. Anyone who knows the show will definitely recognize her.

Which do you pick? And what happens?
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>>6708869
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>>6708821
>>6708831
>>6708836
>>6708845
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>>6708813
you know it
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>>6708879
Um, none? I'm not even sure I'd go to Equestria without crazy life-long conditions.
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1.Twilight Sparkle
2.Junebug
3.Fluttershy
4.Rainbow Dash
5.Featherweight
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>>6708835
>post deleted
Reu's putting her ants to work, I see.
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>>6708879
1

ponies are pretty open-minded about sex so I don't think they'll mind
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Now that I've got an e-cig, I can finally smoke in the house and jerk off to horses at the same time, I don't have to go outside anymore. Life is great, technology is the shit. I don't know where we'd be as a culture if we didn't have the internet, it's brought together sexual deviants from all over the world. Back before the internet, horsefuckers were a silent and hidden people, now you can go on beastforum and hook up with a fellow horsefuckers to go on horsefucking adventures with.
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>>6708931
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>>6708879
3 is worst, 2 will definitely be problematic after a while
1 doesn't seem so bad. If it was just a bunch of pillows it would be awkward, but if it's EVERY SINGLE PONY then visitors would be more distracted by the hundreds of pillows stacking in my house and I could likely explain that I was subject to magic that made this happen.
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>>6708935
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>>6708116
Never do that. I had a semen jar once and I left it out on the counter overnight by accident. When I woke up in the morning, there were ants eating it.
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>>6708992
stop fucking crying you terrible, terrible pony
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>>6708935
>>6708992
if you make 8 less shit maybe I'll love you IE pony
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>>6709003
Don't post that shit here, post it there. Christ.
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>>6709003

>he posted it again
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>>6709003
So huh, that's how Reu acquires her ant army
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>>6709003
Your semen is delicious.
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>>6708877
>>6708931
I was just testing something out.Sorry.
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>>6709024
why is scootaloo shitposting
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>>6709003
>they collect it and carry it back to their hive to impregnate their queen
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>>6709028
Why do you love ants so much

they are like pleb-tier insects
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>>6709009
>8

10 isn't that bad, as long as you don't need add-ons. There's a possibility they'll keep it updated as well.
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>>6709045
Scootanon
Whatever happened to him?
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>>6709045
scootanon
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>>6709014
>>6709017
>>6709018
>>6709024

Just a fair warning to the general public.
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>>6709066

Big Mac lost some weight.
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>>6709066
>>6709075
cardio kills gains
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>>6709075
I know right
I like my colts with a squishable belly
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>>6708879
#3 Lie about fav. character. Say it's diamond tiara and Diamond spoon or shit like that
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>>6709045
because rainbow dash gave her bad touch
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>>6709064
He was here a few times this week.
And he's still my husbando.
He's so cute.
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>>6709045
That's Scootanon. He posts while posting Scootaloo.

He can be fun sometimes.

>>6709064
I've seen him on the generals recently. He's still around.
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>>6709091
>lying about your favorite character
Are you implying you won't get figured out?
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>>6709052
Moths are better.
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>>6709083
I will beat the shit out of you
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>Bastion announcer released for dota 2
>26 minutes of lines from that bastion narrator
So uh, I've never been interested in dota before, LoL was good enough. Should I switch?
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>>6709028
IT HAS TO DEFEAT THE FLYING GRIFFON FACE FIRST
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>>6709066
that glorious pink butt
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>>6709096
>He can be fun sometimes.
but he isn't, he is annoying
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cuz there ain't no such thing as halfway crooks, scared to death and scared to look, they shook
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>>6709112
it's more fun
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10 minutes to steam sale
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>>6709123
Please don't call the love of my life annoying, anon. I will literally beat the shit out of you.
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>>6709112
>not recognizing the announcer actually using the hero names
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>>6709083
better to lose gains than die like zyzz
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>>6709096
>He can be fun sometimes
>He's still around.

>>6709094
>He's so cute.
>And he's still my husbando.
Shut the fuck up Scootanon, and your fan is worse than you could ever hope to be
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>>6709136
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>>6709141
Tell me what you want, MLPG, and I will buy it for you.
No I am not Sent.
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>>6709123
To you, i find him to be great fun when he's not arguing with people who are complaining about him or being a "so sad over everything" bitch.
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>>6709145
What? I did see that though, in the 26 minute video
That's partly why I was interested. What is wrong with you
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>>6709160
stop samefagging
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>>6709118
were the animated lights always there?
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>>6709052
>pleb tier
>one of the only species of insects that have made structures rivaling human engineering
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>>6708879
>tape boner down
>if the tape breaks, just apologize and mention that its a medical condition
Number two confirmed for easiest option to contend with for four hours
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>>6709154
>not "Faceless dot gif.gif"
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>>6709146

Zyzz was killed by Sharky, though.

Chestbrah knows it.
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>>6709159

I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS
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>>6709160
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE FUCKING KIDS AND EATING SEMEN

BUT IT'S OKAY I'M SO QUIRKY AND DIFFERENT, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
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>>6709183
Okay.
Christmas is cancelled.
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>>6709183
I THROW IT ON THE GROUUUUUND
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>>6709159
I want a new computer
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>>6709182
If only Chestbrah could fill this void in my heart...
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>>6709194
you sound pretty butthurt

I don't know why though
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>>6709194
>Implying that's not every single MLPG poster and tripfag. Including the popular ones.
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>>6709159

large flared chance
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>>6709207
Build your own.
You'll love it more and take better care of it if you do.
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>>6709205
>throw
>o
Blunder
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Jesus christ the login music for Vi is kickass
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>>6709258
Vi?
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>>6709240

OMFG STOP SUPPRESSING THERE FREE SPEECH YOU CUNT
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>>6709236
trufax
my rig is my baby
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>>6709236
Yeah, I'm going to build one.

But I have no moneys to buy the parts for it
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>>6709112
>Bastion announcer
HOLY SHIT
ALL OF MY MONEY
ALL OF IT
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>>6709159
I want a free respec
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>>6709280
What are you, Mexican?
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>>6709273

The new League champ
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>>6709236
one day
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>>6709296
>playing lol over dota
>ever
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>"I was browsing /mlp/ and people were posting your pics in a thread~"

My god i've never recieved a more frightening text message
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>>6709258

You mean Vai?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVgvxzS7bvQ
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>>6709295
>No lee la hilacha
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>>6709273
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>>6709326
link?
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>>6709326
GG please stop being so popular
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>>6709296
>League
What are they doing this Christmas anyway?
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>>6709326
that's nothing
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>>6709295
I'm mexican and rich
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>>6709324

Now where did I say I did that?
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>>6709320
Why am I jealous, MLPG?
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>>6709295
How did you knew?
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>>6709364
because you need a hug
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>>6709324
>lol is the better designed game
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>>6709360

Drug dealers don't count.
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>>6709366
Ha, is that you dooks/slowmo?
It makes sense that it would be dooks after >>6709320

Stop being poor
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>>6709359
pffffft
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When was the last time you cried?
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>>6709393
I'm trying to work out if you're saying this ironically or if you genuinely believe this
Both are shit games, but is this like, a quote someone particularly retarded has said before?
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>>6709393
>even joking about that
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>>6709360
>Mexican
>Rich

I don't understand
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>>6709413
at the memorial service.
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>>6709426
do you even Mafia?
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>>6709413
I...can't remember.
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>>6709420
>>6709422

No, I'm being completely serious. LoL is the much better designed game.

>>6709420
>Both are shit games
I sure value your opinion in this discussion.
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>>6709413
I cry everyday for about 15-30 minutes.
I usually do it to get so sleep.
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>>6709413
When Thorin told Bilbo that he'd never been more wrong
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>>6709426
blood money.
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>>6709438

>Mexican
>Mafia
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>>6709438
(He can't lift)
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>>6709413
I can't remember, man.
Probably when my grandma died.
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>>6709465
We got basically the same thing.
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>>6709413
Hal... I miss you.
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>>6709426
Richest man in the world is mexican
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>>6709413

When I watched those Storycorps shorts.

Danny and Annie, man. Hit me hard.
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>>6709399
The former, I've been wanting to build a music/gaming rig for a long time, but I don't have the money for it, also the fact that all the money I get from school I have to lend it to my mother.

But let's stop talking about this, this isn't pone.
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>>6709413
When Scootaloo started humming a lullaby for herself during sleepless in ponyville.

I tear up from just remembering the scene. ;_;I think i'm broken.
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>>6709413
Last year at chirstmas.
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>>6709451
gr8 b8 m8
riot have the most inconsistent game design choices i've ever seen
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>>6709518

What a faggot
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>>6709518
No, you're doing fine
That scene was a tear jerker
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>>6709462
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>>6709518
>>6709535
>Crying during episodes
And I thought I was an emotional faggot.
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>>6709513
>all the money I get from school I have to lend it to my mother.
Fucking Mexican families man, all for the good of the cartel right?
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>>6709550
Well not like full on crying, but sometimes shows make me tear up a bit is all.
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>>6709413

When I started thinking about my place in the world and how, if I were to die, only four people in the world, myself not included, would care and if I were to flunk out of college I wouldn't have any reason to care for my own life except for my relationships with those four people and if they were to die on top of my flunking out I would have absolutely nothing left in the world and I would feel guilty about wasting my potential and all the resources I've consumed and how I've given nothing back except for those relationships and I'd probably kill myself in that case.
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>>6709413
Back in October, there was a huge icestorm that knocked the power out for 5 days, and I had a bundle of heroin, so I sat in the pitch-black basement with just a candle for light, snorting it off the back of a cd case. I stopped doing it after that, there's nothing more depressing that I can think of than those 5 days.
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>>6709564
The best reaction the show has ever gotten from me is a chuckle at one or two scenes

You guys are so emotionally unstable, not even kids would cry at this shit
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>You will never be youtube famous and meet up with people like Freddiew
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>>6709596
I don't care.
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>>6709596
>freddiew
>not pewdiepie
Like I give a shit about some gook
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>>6709399
I'm not dooks but we share a filename
it is a warm and intimate connection the likes of which I will never experience
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>>6709587
>>6709585
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>>6709592
Well, if it makes you feel less superior, that's the only scene that has gotten me to tear up throughout the series.
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>>6709592
anon, pls
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>>6709596

But I want to meet Smosh
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>>6709585
>Being over 18
>Still caring about your place in the world.
You're supposed to already have accepted your place. Emo ramblings of this magnitude are for tweens.
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>>6709587
That is goddamn depressing, man.
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>>6709596
They all seem so happy together
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>>6709637
He's right.

It's a cartoon for little girls, man. It's not supposed to make you cry.
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>>6708138
>Chispita Crepúsculo
>Aleteo Tímido
>Tarta Rosada
>Juana Manzana
>Arcoíris Rápido
Mi traducción es mejor, Anon estúpido.
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>>6709451
Wrong
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>>6709620
I have all these dooks filenames but I never post them because I'd be stepping on deadmau5 toes. I just want to be part of the fun
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>>6709528
DotA has multiple mechanics with absolutely no counterplay.

DotA has convoluted work arounds for archaic engine problems that have transfered over into the new engine because the professional scene is so established, any change to the game would change the tide of the game-- for instance, imagine the professional scene if they removed turn speed, a mechanic put into Warcraft 3 to make it seem like the game seem smoother amongst the ~100-150 ping connections of the 90s.

RNG and true damage run rampant and entirely unchecked.

Champions like Invoker and Lycan are permabanned in the professional scene (well, up until Lycan's recent nerfs).

CC lasts so long and has so few prerequisites it makes it incredibly overpowered in the game. The only solution to a CC heavy team is a team with all Black King Bars and split pushing.

Over 50% of the heroes are completely unviable. Only 20% of them ever really see competitive play.

It's a fun game, and I play it all the time, but I seriously think it suffers from a huge number of design flaws. Unfortunately, due to the "One dude was developing this" nature of the game, those archaic flaws will never be changed.

Still, I fucking love Dazzle. Super fun support.

Once again, I'm being serious. If you want to give your 2 cents, thats cool. I really love discussing game design in general.
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>>6709460
Silver Spoon probably hasn't cried in a long time.

Would you hold her in your arms when she finally lets it all out?
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>>6709651
>Emo will never be a respected music genre ever again because it will always be associated with whiny idiots
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>>6709669
The new Greevil mode is League of legends as fuck.
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>>6709651
>You're supposed to already have accepted your place.
Bull-fucking-shit.
>>
>trolling
>shitposting
>ironic shitposting
>trying to gross eachother out with the worst fetishes

so this is what the my little pony general from /co/ has turned in to
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>>6709664
I think there's a difference between crying and your eyes getting a little watery at a scene.

Futurama is a comedy and that stupid dog still made me tear up. Some people are just more emotional, no reason to put a label on it.
>>
http://storiesfromthefront.tumblr.com/post/38362356259/sevartz-ooc-this-isnt-as-polished-as-id

unf?
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>>6709698
It was like this on /co/, too.
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>>6709686
actual-Silver Spoon or fanon-Silver Spoon?
the answer is yes either way
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>>6709698
It's always been like that
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>>6709698
You forgot to mention your post
The "guy who thinks he's figured it out and has to meta post about it because clearly no one else has and THINGS NEED TO BE SAID."
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>>6709692
I'm not quite sure what you mean by that, but I guess it is only a holiday event, and Diretide was megacasual too.
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>>6709587
I used to snort ritalin left over from an old prescription, eventually I took a lot of it and at one point I started masturbating, I went on for what must have been most of the night until my ears started ringing and I fainted
I woke up the next day with severely swollen foreskin that hurt for an entire week

I'M GLAD WE BOTH STOPPED IN TIME, ANON
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>>6709664
>Watches MLP
>I AM A TRADITIONALLY MANLY MAN WITH A HEART OF STEEL
Anon, pls. You are not fooling anyone with your pastel horses.
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>>6709664
It's true.

I mean, it's not like the show is for a mature audience like the fanfiction.
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>>6709709
yeah, but it was alongside other stuff that could be funny or cute
now nobody even wants to bother with that sort of stuff anymore
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>>6709729

Are you saying that you have to be a hairy lumberjack to not cry at MLP?
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>>6709685
>Over 50% of the heroes are completely unviable. Only 20% of them ever really see competitive play.
>what is a changing meta
Although I'm sure you wouldn't know, having come from LoL. Look at Treant Protector for example - up until recently, he was totally unviable and never picked. Today, he was picked in a competitive game. Also >>6709669
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>>6709729
I think there's a pretty big gap between "MANLY MAN WITH A HEART OF STEEL" and "doesn't cry to My Little Pony."

It just doesn't seem sad enough to cry over.
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>>6709748

There was a lot lot more to talk about back then.

Admit it. There's a lot less pone to talk about. It's gonna be like this some times.
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>>6709748
It comes in waves
And if you want to see something along those lines quicker just start the topic yourself.
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Oh, what the hell. Redid a drawing from some tumblr.
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>>6709732
>People still cry while reading My Little Dashie or whatever than fic with the adopted dash is named.
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>>6709685
>CC lasts so long and has so few prerequisites it makes it incredibly overpowered in the game.
Wrong, just learn to counter it effectively? Like you said, BKB is one form, split pushing is another, but you can also smoke gank to give yourself a straight up teamfight advantage, focus a heavy CC like Enigma before the fight has even begun, pick a hero like Rubick and steal Ravage etc
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>>6709768
There's a lot more to talk about now, actually.
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>>6709669
This image suffers from bias, not via favoritism by the creator, but because it does not address any of the flaws DotA has whatsoever. It's not nearly an accurate comparison. I never said League was an immaculately designed game, I said that DotA was a worse designed game.

Not to mention nearly all of the points it rose did not relate to game design whatsoever; they related to things that are "apparently" said about League of Legends.

It makes the assumption for the reader, then tells you why the assumption is wrong. That's called a logical fallacy-- a red herring.

Please formulate your own arguments rather than using an imagemacro made to ridicule rather than legitimately pick apart.

I would go through and tell you why most of the things in this image are wrong, but you wouldn't believe me anyways. You probably have very little experience with League of Legends, and I have really no hope in changing your mind.
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>>6709771
I still think you're an alright guy, Ross. But can you stop shoving your fetishes down our throats?
Can't you just draw some cool MLP stuff like you do for RS and Gumball?
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>>6709715
I'm sure canon Silver Spoon would compensate you very well for your time and attention.
"Thank you. We're done here."
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>>6709771
I'll ask you to remove yourself from the premises sir
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>>6709771

ross pls I want all your art I like it.
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>>6709518
Which night was that?
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>>6709805

Well then start some topics!
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>>6709819
stop samefagging
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>>6709771

If you lost your hands, the world would be nothing but a slightly better place.
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>>6709834
Alright.

what was the last pony porn you fapped too?
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>>6709771
Post the original.
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>>6709771
draw ponies facesitting
that's down both our lanes, right
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>>6709819

It wasn't really FOR you guys like that. It was just some redone tumblr drawing by another guy. I can post the original for context, if you want.
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>>6709821
You know she's just a little girl, right?
If she were so distraught that she were crying, I doubt she'd be able to compose herself enough to turn into her fanon mom.
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>>6709771
Seems you actually refined the lines and overall form a bit on this one. It doesn't look as offensive as other sketches you've dropped off in here.
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>>6709818
>yfw I played League for a year and a half until I got my dota invite
Never looked back, game is fucking awfully designed and you can't accept that everything in the image is 100% true. Typical LoLbabby
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>>6709766
but...
back in medieval days warriors had cute things on their shields to keep their minds off of the slaughter
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>>6709857
you
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>>6709724
Holy shit, I remember doing that in high school, except with dexedrine. Every time I took it there was always a multi-hour fap marathon.
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>>6709834
ARE YOU HOPING THE FOCUS OF NEXT WEEKS EPISODE IS ON APPLEJACK BECAUSE ALL HER EPISODES SEEM TO FOCUS ON OTHER PONIES RATHER THAN HER, OR ARE YOU HOPING IT'S ABOUT THE ENTIRE APPLE FAMILY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET TO KNOW MORE OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS AND SEE SOME OF THE ONES WE HAVEN'T SEEN IN A LONG TIME?
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>>6709849

Bam.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE-3BtBSjVQ

prepare the spaghetti.
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>>6709833
The first one, when she wakes up from her old mare nightmare. She starts humming a lullaby to herself. Later, when dash wakes up she asks "Is there a bug in here" when she hears Scootaloo.
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>>6709853
>that feel when other people are requesting facesitting now
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>>6709771
I want to hate it, but I'm not going to hate you for somebody else's idea.
I haven't seen you draw anything robotic, can you try your hand at that?
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>>6709877
I like yours more even though she looks like an elf.
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So how will you be spending your last day on this Earth?
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>>6709834
What made Lightning Dust into such a bitch?
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>>6709866
really? like what?
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>>6709866
Dunno how that's relevant, especially since they actually had something to be sad over
This show isn't sad at all really, except perhaps the scene in RoH2 when Twilight has given up. But even then that's not exactly tear-jerking unless you're like, 5
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DORKS
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>>6709871
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>>6709900
tonight
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>>6709878
>that bald bear with the handlebar mustache

god damn
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>>6709873
...Can we have both?
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>>6709895
ponies unicorns and pegasuses
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>>6709893
masturbating
maybe playing some Chivalry
ponying
sulking and blaming others
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>>6709885
Oh, is that what that was? I thought she was just making scared noises.
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>>6709804
I never said CC doesn't have counterplay, rather that all of the counterplay revolves around "Just don't get CC'd!"

The problem I have with this is nearly all CC is point and click. It requires absolutely no thought to do, yet all of the apparent counters are convoluted work arounds to the system.

>>6709760
I laugh when people say League doesn't have evolving forms of gameplay. It's completely untrue, and the only people who believe it are the people who don't play and don't watch competitive games.

I know what a changing meta is. The reason those champions don't get picked is because they're not in the 20% of champions that are currently overpowered. If the meta is "Let's pick the most overpowered heroes that have the most synergy together" it never really changes; it only facetiously does.
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>>6709878
it's too painful to watch
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>>6709902
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>>6709878
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I'm making delicious Spaghetti.. Mmmmmmmm Delicious Spaghetti with meatballs... MMmmmmmmmm.......
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>>6709900
do it well enough, and there may be a cuddle waiting for you at the end
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>>6709893
Finals, which would be a shitty note to end on.
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>>6709894
>Dead parents
>Living parents with high standards
>Rough upbringing
>Hotblooded nature that will be key to defeating the mighty black shadow darkness villain from spaceXx
>Merriweather

Choose one.
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>>6709923
let's build an entire fanon around these characters
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>>6709944
hey, don't be like that...
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>>6709944
JOIN THE WONDERBOLTS
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>>6709954
Lightning Dust is a cunt
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>>6709936
"superficially".

"facetiously" means in a humorous or sarcastic manner.
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>>6709944
She's got a frumpy butt
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>>6709952
That last one's looking pretty tempting.
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>>6709895
little girls doing cute things
i am being 100% serious with that

things like flowers
pretty art
etc
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>dat belly
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>>6709771
>>6709877
>americans love obesity so much they even jack off to it

disgusting
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>>6709991
Who's that pony supposed to be?
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>>6709878
>Publicly declaring yourself a brony in the Appalachian Mountains

Why the fuck would you do that?
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>>6709991
any reply from tara yet or has she been warned
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>>6709878
makes me wish I hadn't contributed so much to the fandom
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>>6709996
...
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>>6710005
because you just don't get it anon, the WORLD needs to know
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Celestia comes to your window at night. She wants to make you an offer.

You can go to Equestria, and marry any one of the mane 6 that you want. You will remain human. You will be her husband, be with her every night and day, and will be 100% financially responsible for supporting her.

However, inter-species intercourse is illegal in Equestria, so you will have to be gelded. And you cannot have any sexual contact with her. Celestia will be watching you at all times. Your pony wife will get her primal needs met by one of her many stallionfriends. The one exception that will be made for you is that Celestia will allow (force) your pony wife to queef in your face a few times after she has had sex with a stallion. That will be the only remotely sexual contact you will get with pony

Do you accept
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>>6709996
one of my favorites
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>>6710041
Fuck that, I'll take my chances with a working dick.
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>>6710041
can she fart in my face?
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>>6710041
>implying I won't be going out and have adventures with a brigade of pones in Equestria
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>>6710041
What, no. These fetishes are just getting stranger.
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>>6710041
Do I still have to be gelded if I don't want to be married?
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>>6709878
SantisNight 1 minute ago

This trailer should be testament to how its already making us look like something we aren't. but instead of an overly negative light, it's overly positive. It's going to portray us as world changing special snowflakes. We are just fans of a cartoon show.

this nigga gets is
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>>6710041
What the fuck is the point of doing that if my dick doesn't work?
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>>6710041

Nah.

I'm into castration and all, but the cuckolding is too much.
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>>6710041
I stab Celestia in the face for even suggesting I get gelded.
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>>6709991
>"Fine. You can rub my belly. ONLY my belly. Not an inch lower. Got it?!"
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>>6710041
+-What the shit?! Hell no. I wouldn't want my waifu Rarity getting fucked every night be some faggot stallion and then queefing his cum into my face.
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>>6710041
Wuh....
No
Everything about that just sound horrible
And part of it doesn't even apply to me
And its still too horrible
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>>6709991
Pinkie? Or Fluttershy?
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>>6710107
flutts
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>>6710102
>And part of it doesn't even apply to me
You find a loop hole.
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>>6710041
No.
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>>6710041
Are you a fucking retard?
>>
Maybe I shouldn've have signed that form saying the documentary people could film me.
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>>6710088
fuck you, I read it in his exaggerated voice
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>>6709991
pregnant kloudmutt?
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>>6710041
No. What's the point of having a horsewife if you can't make little crimes against nature to carry on your family name?
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>>6709936
>"Just don't get CC'd!"
>nearly all CC is point and click
Holy shit, literally trench-tier. What is counterpicking?
>>
Why haven't you watched Young Justice?
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>>6710084

you're lucky this isn't the one that forces it on you no matter what.
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>>6709954
>they're from Chineseknockoffestia
>Dust is element of Bravery
>AJexpy is element of Integrity
>FSexpy is element of Compassion
>TSexpy is element of Comradeship
>Rariexpy is element of Selflessness
>PPexpy is element of baked goods
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>>6710161
who writes this crap?
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>>6710163
>no blush on chair
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>>6710117
I can't be gelded, anon
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>>6709936
>Let's pick the most overpowered heroes that have the most synergy together
Oh and also, not true. The push meta a few months back featured a lot of heroes that were considered underpowered, but were useful exclusively for the fact that they could push. Not overpowered
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>>6710163
WHAT A QT
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>>6709587
what's heroin feel like?
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>>6710171
Someone with shit fetishes that should hurry up and sterilize themselves so they can't reproduce.

Same goes for that femanon into that bullshit.
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>>6710008
nothing yet
>>6710107
flutters
>flood of hormones due to pregnancy turns her into a raging bitch
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>>6710159
i already have a huge list of shows i still need to watch

there is even some season2 and 3 mlp i havnt seen yet
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>>6710199
>there is even some season2 and 3 mlp i havnt seen yet
Out.
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>>6710166

>baked goods
>not Element of Amusement

or maybe we should just run them through the Bad Translator a few dozen times and see what that spits out.
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>>6710199
So go watch 'em, bro.
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>>6710176
are you the anon who had the accident?
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>>6710198
A farting raging bitch?
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>>6710217
They're probably a GURL TEE HEE HEE
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>>6710191
bags of sand rushing through your veins
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>>6710220
no
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>>6710176
you'll be spayed, then.
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>>6710041
No.

Not because of the no sex but because of the mutliation
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>>6710224
that's silly
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>>6710220
Can you stop bringing up farts every time Fluttershy is mentioned?
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>>6710220
Yes.
Did you know women fart on average 4 times as often when pregnant?
For women who are also horses, that multiplier must be even higher
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>>6710253
Can you stop bringing up rape every time Fluttershy is mentioned?
#ice cold burn
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>>6710253
I-it's not me this time.
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>>6710176
Well, if you're female you can have your vagina sewn shut and clit removed.
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>>6710266
http://cash4told.com/
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>>6710262
>Preg Fluttershy farting on my dick
Muh dick
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>>6710253
This.
It's getting really fucking annoying.
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>>6710266
I always figured the guy talking about farts was just some obsessed butthurt asshole parodying DD.

And it's Ross.
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>>6710253
Why is fluttershy associated with farts anyway?
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>>6710275
That sounds pretty aw...
>>6710275
Jesus fucking christ you are horrible
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>>6710267
well now you have an imitator running around sticking his fetish, and by extension yours, where it doesn't belong.
real smooth, genius!
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>>6710317
Because some anons think it's hilarious
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>>6710317
Because epic meme xD

Just like >rape
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>>6710317
Remember this scene?
She tooted
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>>6710266
But I don't.
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>>6710315
Can we just agree that everyone is Ross so we can stop calling everyone Ross.
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>>6710317
Because of one guy who doesn't know when to quit.
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>>6710318
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>>6710318
If girls go for too long without sex, their pussies will scab over from disuse.
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>>6710317
Humor through repetition
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>>6710338
analest pony xd
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>>6710191
It makes your body feel all tingly, you feel completely content and warm, you don't give a fuck about anything, and you start "nodding out", which is basically falling asleep on your feet. It feels sooo good, some of my best highs were like full body orgasms.

If you start withdrawing, your entire body aches, your bones hurt, you can't sit still, you're puking, shitting, sweating, and getting chills, and you feel like killing yourself, all the happiness gets sucked out of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM
That's what a nod looks like. Junkies almost never fall over.
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>>6710346
shut up ross
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>>6710339
>Twilight can make other ponies toot
>when she's frustrated with her studies she takes a stroll across ponyville randomly unclenching people's anuses
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>>6710346
You're only Ross if you have terrible opinions you won't shut up about.
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>>6710365
Don't call me Ross, Ross, you little bitch.
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>>6710364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tvwvEQXHZ8

wrong link
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>>6710378
Oh come on, that's just ten kinds of disgusting.
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>>6710346
But I'm Ross.
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Holy hell is the galaxy beautiful.

Also we're fucked.

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/nustar/multimedia/pia16214.html
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>>6710378
i hate you more than ross.
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>>6710396
There is no word for "disgusting" in the MLPG lexicon.
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>>6710405
>and the surrounding pinkish blob is hot gas

SHE'S COMING
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>>6710378
>she and rarity teleport their farts into flutttershy
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>>6710421
But there is a picture
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>>6710317

rooty tooty patootie
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>>6710405
Galactic Center large- flared
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>>6710405
Wow, a hundred billion years from now earth will be obliterated.

Oh wait, our sun will go out before then and engulf earth.

Nothing's changed.
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>>6710364
That sounds pretty cool. I've been thinking of getting into heroine, blowing all my savings on it and ultimately overdosing to death.
Would you recommend?
>>
>Hmm, it's been days since I've checked the general, I wonder what they're talking about
>it's pony farts

You guys.
>>
>teleporting farts
>not teleporting the contents of your bladder to another pony's
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Welp, one day left.

Any regrets, MLPG?
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>>6710451
>Not peeing it straight into them
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;_;
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>>6710447
Would you rather talk about butts?
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>>6710455
I regret the lack of fart fics and facesitting art.
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>>6710455
Only that I never told you that I love you.
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>>6710455
I wish I didn't waste two years of my life here and learned to play the guitar and learn to draw.
>>
Changed my dog's dog food last night.

He's been ripping horrible farts all day.

FUCKING HORRIBLE FARTS
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>>6710455
I wish I'd have found a cure for myboneitus
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>>6710442
I knew this was going to happen
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>>6710444
but anon
we're seeing it now
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>>6710455
I regret everything
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>>6710447
It never ends
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>>6710474
I'll miss you
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>>6710455
I hope it's fire.
Lots and lots of fire.
A blaze of glory.

It will be beautiful.
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>>6710426
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>>6710455

My only regret is that I have none.
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>>6710496
I hope it's toots.
Lots and lots of toots.
A smell of glory.

It will be beautiful.
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>>6710455
I wish I had never taken up smoking...
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>>6710455
I regret facing the end of the world unemployed.
But then I realize the world's not going to end, not matter happens on the 21st.
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>>6710496
So much wonderful fire.
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>>6710514
T-this guy...
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>>6710455
My only regret is that even to this day you faggots have shitty and objectively wrong opinions
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>>6710455
I can't wait to see all the news stories about overly-impressionable people going on crime-and-murder sprees
>>
By the way, I'll be in New York City when it becomes the 21st, so in the event that this is my final night on 4chan...

Its been a hoot guys.
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>>6710528
>Southern California during a mild summer
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>>6710455
Nope.

I enjoyed the time I spent with you jokers.
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>>6710533
>not mass suicides
That's what I'm expecting.
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>>6710551
>>6710533
why not both?
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>>6710445
Don't. That's what I was trying to do and now my life is ten times shitter than it was.
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>>6710514
Do I even have to say it anymore?

>bad-poster.gif
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>>6710551
>worldwide average IQ rises ten points
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>>6710541
Boco, I'm sorry for all of the mean things I said to you on /co/.

You were always one of my favorite /co/ trips.
I'm sorry you're going to die a virgin, buddy.
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>>6710551
There will be some people that will think they have nothing to lose and start killing
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>>6710455
I should never have been born.
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>>6710455
do we even have any more end of the world doomsday dates or is 2012 it?
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>>6710533
>>6710551

Either way, I'm more scared of the people than I am of the world ending.

No doubt, there's gonna be some crazy people going out and killing whoever they want just because they think there's no consequences. Especially in bigger cities.

Stay safe.
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>>6710455
My regret is that I will never be able to draw pone for you guys.
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>>6710564

We all knew it would end this way.
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>>6710405
>100 million degrees Celsius
every fiber of your being, everything you've ever known, the entirety of the planet which your existence is confined to, all gone in an instant of exposure
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>>6710455
>regrets
I'm only getting regrets if I die without leaving anything to the world. If the world is ending, though, I don't have to worry about that.
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>>6710562
>worldwide average IQ rises ten points
DD, do you even know what IQ is? The worldwide average can't go up.
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Which pony causes the Apocalypse mlpg?
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>>6710455
I regret making that Twilight post
I thought it was funny but I got lumped right in with the fetishfags
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>>6710582
Bring it on.
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>>6710582
I doubt it's going to be anything big. Some isolated incidents at the worst.

Don't let the availability heuristic get you.
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>>6710577
We'll find something new. We always do.
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>>6710611

>the one who can make nukes isn't present
>>
So, like, what time is it going to happen? 1 AM on the 21st or 23:00 on the 21st?

Did the Mayans say?
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>>6710596
You could it'll be a sizzling experience.
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>>6710611
Fluttershy with her farts.
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>>6710603
Wouldn't the average rise if people with lower IQ die?
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>>6710603
You mean it can't even if all the idiots kill themselves?
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>>6710611
Derpy
she just doesn't know what went wrong...
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>>6710629
Mayans cannot into timezones.
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>>6710634
no. 100 IS the average. Your IQ score is relative to everybody else that's ever taken an IQ test.
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>>6710640

epic meme
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>>6710631
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>>6707941
Soooo... MLP General?
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>>6710634
>>6710638
100 is average

It will always be average

An average baby has an IQ of 100
So does an average adult
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>>6710634
>>6710638

No.

The average IQ is 100, because that's the average. 100.

No matter how smart or dumb people are, the average is 100.
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>>6710603
I know, the average is always 100 and everybody is scaled based on the capabilities of the average. But for the first few weeks or months, those capability standards wouldn't be updated, so we would appear to be smarter on average.
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>>6710652

Alright, how about the MEAN would rise, then.
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>>6710652
Oh
I get it now
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>>6710596
So beautiful...
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>>6710665
...It's a tomato.
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>>6710679
y'mean median? Mean is synonymous with average, and you're 0/2.
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>>6710455

I didn't get to fuck a pony
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>>6710665

YOU, I like you.
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>>6710698

Shit, yeah, medium.

I tested out of math I dont need this shit.
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>>6710673
so half of everybody has a lower than average IQ?

that's really depressing
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>>6710496
Revelations says it's a comet that poisons the oceans or something like. Don't forget, the worldwide leader that promises everyone a pony is ebil.
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>>6710717

*median.
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>>6710691
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
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>>6710721
>so half of everybody has a lower than average
half of EVERYTHING is lower than the average

that's what an average is
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>>6710721
it wouldn't be "average" if it wasn't...well, the average
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>>6710721
if you're in america, there's some more bad news
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>>6710455
I didn't draw anything ever...
I have no regrets
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>tfw you'll die before you get to give a pony a maregasm
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>>6710730
I still like the coffee machine the most.
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>>6710730
>Two-second pause before activity.
every time
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>>6710760
Now's your chance.
Take request. Don't worry about quality.
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>>6710766

don't worry, bro. find the will to live; drag yourself on until you can put yourself in your own personal Matrix.

then you can give your favorite pony all the maregasms that you could want.
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>>6710455

I regret never having an actual job or a girlfriend.
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>>6710725
The Book of Revelation says all kinds of shit will cause the end of the world. Fighting giants. Dragons. Seas of blood. Earthquakes. Bugs. Zombies. Unicorns. A whore. (no mention of a whore unicorn, sorry, Rarity). etc.
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>>6709865
Then allow me to defunct some of the arguments presented here.

First of all, like I said, all of the arguments are based on the assumptions that the image makes in the first place. That's like me assuming that you're a faggot, then complaining all the time that you like dicks based on the fact that I assumed you were a faggot.

Let's begin.

>Grind runes for 100+ champions

There are only about 10 different choices for runes in each slot. Many rune choices would work on nearly any champion.

For instance, flat Magic Resist blues work in nearly every rune page. I use them in 4/5 of my pages, including jungle.

I've spent about 9k IP on runes and I have 1500 wins in League of Legends. 9k IP is about 90 wins. You need much more than 90 games to even reach level 30 and buy runes in the first place.

>No practice mode with everything available
This is a criticism on the financial model of the game, not really on something that affects game balance or design whatsoever.
However, 10% of champions are free every week. It takes 10 weeks, or 2 and a half months of playing to be able to try every champion. In DotA did you spend your first 100 games playing each different hero once? I agree it's somewhat tedious, but the model is there to make Riot money. Impatient people spend money. People who don't like the game quit. People who like the game and stay have IP to spend. I have a fuckton of extra IP that I have nothing to spend it on because a lot of the champions simply don't appeal to my playstyle. Similarly to how I don't usually play Str heroes in DotA (aside from Treant, wisp, etc, the non "strengthy" strength heroes, if that makes sense).
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You are stuck in a room with this pony until the planet is destroyed.

What do you do?
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>>6710777
>Good luck on a healthy dermis!

...I don't get it.
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>>6710813
"debunk".
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>>6710826
talk
maybe hug depending on how it goes
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>>6710826
comfort her

love her

impregnate her with my centaur lovechild which will rule the next universe
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>>6710826
apologize for being the last living thing she has to see before kaboom
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>>6710826
Hug
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>>6710803
>or a girlfriend.
I don't give a fuck about that.

I wish I got into my career.
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>>6710826
Hugs, lots of hugs.
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>>6710804

and don't forget Abbadon, king of locusts and the Fiery Star.
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>>6710804
wat
wat
wat
wat

You read the one about the "clouds rolling back like scrolls" right? And I think the flesh falling off of mens faces, or was it bodies?

I believe it's referencing a nuke.
>>
so is this the general or something?
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>>6710777
>the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
>Tomato explodes.
pfffahahaha
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>>6710925
Welcome, what do you wish to know?
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Anyone got links to the high res comic scans?
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>>6710925

how did you get past the ants
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I didn't realize til just now how happy Pinkie was to deliver that package
my heart
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>>6710826
rape her
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>>6710943
BUT WHAT WAS INSIDE
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>>6710943
Just look how cute they are, just sitting there, doing nothing
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>>6710946
shut the fuck up you idiot, you are too beta to rape anyone and you now it.
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>>6710925
Yeah, what's it to ya?
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>>6710951

A dildo.
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>>6710951
A pony!
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>>6710925
who's askin'?
>>
I hope I get shot to death by an insane doomsayer on a rampage soon...

Even if the world isn't about to end
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>>6710455
I haven't fapped to pony enough
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>>6710936
nothing just curious, i was looking for it for a couple minutes, and only saw rusty's name and realized that this was it.
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>>6710951
>>
WAIT
I change my regret.
My regret is that I will not see the faces of AJ fags that are sad that the world will end thus preventing AJ to ever get a song and a real episode
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>>6710955
but anon we can do it together
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>>6710984
And thus my journey in a post apocalyptic wasteland will begin
The journey to Hasbro HQ to find the episode that never was
With hope it is still there, waiting to be played
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>>6710943
it must get pretty cramped in there with five ponies
what if their butts touched
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>>6710984
what kind of crummy regret is that
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>>6711014
But anon this isn't a nuclear apocalypses
It's kinda about everything just ending.
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>>6710941
they're hibernating
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What is this pony's name?
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>>6711019
What if your waifu orbits my dick?
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>>6711021
It's better than being a faggot with no regrets
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>>6711042
But in the movies...
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>>6711050
Andrea
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>>6710951

A GPS unit and satellite phone.
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>>6711050
Libsy
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>>6711050
Pink
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>>6711042
and there are people who still believe this?
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>>6711019
I want to touch a pony butt.

I want to lay my head on a nice soft pony butt. They look so smooth, soft and warm.
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>>6711060

it'll be like in that crappy show, Revolution.
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>>6711042
we don't have the details
"the world" may have been a more small-scale term back in the maya times
with the few billion people around nowadays, chances are some will survive
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>>6711078
Never underestimate human stupidity.
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>>6711068
that's kinda cute, actually...
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>>6711082
The mayans never said the world was going to end, they had a calendar that reset and idiots misinterpreted it.
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>>6711093
It's incredibly cute
Evey by pony standards
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>>6711078
I pretend to believe it because it makes life a bit more exciting.

Who cares how cool you look or how right you were when you die?

Who cares about having last night ever parties every couple of years for one retarded reason or another.

I do.
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>>6711080
that sounds lovely
the pillow is occupied anyways
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>>6711086
>>6711100
SHHHH DEAF
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE PRETENDING
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>>6711117
Would you oblige if pony forced you to use her butt as a pillow?
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>>6711100
Even then if the Mayans were so great at supposedly being able to tell the future. Then why did their civilization collapse and shit.
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>>6711100
There's also all the people that say that they read it incorrectly and that the world will actually end about 50 years from now or who knows what other date.

Bunch of faggots
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>>6711131
Do you even have to ask?
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>>6711131
Of course why not? And i don't even use pony for sexual.
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>>6711131
I'm going to level with you, anon
I would do pretty much anything a pony asked me to do
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>>6711131
If I'm obliging, could you even call it forcing?
>>
Quit procrastinating.

Work on your fart.
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>>6711147
Pone butts make me feel funny
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>>6711117

a true Princess would never deign to set the royal rump on a bare seat.

so congrats. your face has just been drafted as the royal seat cushion.
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>>6711153
Well it would essentially mean you're not resisting her demand
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WHERE IS THE ALTERNATE ENDING, MEGHAN?

YOU SAID THERE WILL BE AN ALTERNATE ENDING
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>>6711168
Really? Why?
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>>6711169
IT IS MY HONOR AND PRIVILEGE
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What's your favorite kind of cookie?
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>>6711188
S2 DVD set
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>tfw no package
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>>6711202
the magic ones
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>>6711202
The cookie that is not too sweet so you get the full taste of the dough mixed nicely with the chocolate chunks.
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>>6711202
The kind baked with love.
Seriously though, I fucking love Rugele. And snickerdoodles. Peanut butter cookies are good too. Oh, and shortbread cookies.
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>>6711169
Of course my liege, the pricessess butt should never touch common ground. I would gladly give my head in the service of my princess.
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>>6711213
>tfw package got sent to the post office a suburb away instead of the one 100m down the road

I DONT WANNA GO GET IT
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>>6711213
>Estimated delivery date is tomorrow
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>>6711202
Oatmeal chocolatechip.

Simple but effective
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>>6711245

>Estimated delivery date is yesterday
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>>6711201
>>6711230

Celestia will also need somewhere to sit.
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>>6711276
>MLPG.gif
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>>6711276
>They were supposed to deliver it today, that's what they told me yesterday on the phone, they said they had the package and it'd be there tomorrow.

well where is it.. Hmphh.
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>>6711282
Dibs!

Do I get a special outfit or a nice collar or anything?
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>>6711202
macadamia nut white chocolate
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Here's another one of these, hopefully not too bad.
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>>6711282
Of course your highness, Please sit next to your sister, and use my own rump, it is quite large soft, and very warm it should serve as an ideal cushion for thee.
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>>6711330
She looks like the disguised lady alien from Mars Attacks!

nice coloring though
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>>6711202

Peanut-Butter

Those "The Works" cookies where they toss in, like, M&Ms and Reese's Pieces and walnuts and white chocolate and stuff - like they just said "fuck it, put it ALL in!"

But peanut-butter cookies are the best.

But they have to be chewy and soft.
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>>6711202
The ones you get from Subway
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>>6711357
Those are like all sugar and no flavor though
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>another Japanese anon in the draw thread

We should get japanon to talk to him
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>>6711346
Thanks!

>>6711330
also rerolling
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>>6711367
Maybe we can get them to fuck!
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>>6711282
Not to worry, she'll have her turn.
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>>6711298

mm. you get a collar (colored correspondingly with your Princess, of course). attached to that collar is a fine silver chain-- so thin that, if you tried, you could easily snap it. it's a mental leash, not a physical one: you stay because you want to stay, and you are controlled because you want to be controlled.

the chain is attached, at its other end, to a ring around the base of your Princess' tail, which partly serves as fashion, partly to get you "excited" (a well-endowed human is a mark of high societal standing in Equestria's matriarchy), and partly so that the Princess' tail will always wrap around your head, swaddling you in her entirely.
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>>6711357
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>>6711421
can someone post the full pic?
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>>6711403
I heard Japan really needs it.

I hope the other japanon is female.

Is it legal to breed Japanese?
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>>6710885
When a flaming mountain is hurled into the sea, poisoning the oceans and killing 1/3 of humanity, remember the time I posted this and told you to accept Jesus and be executed for your faith by the One World Order.

Seeya in the New Jerusalem.
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>>6711349

>you will never make cookies with Gilda
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>>6711434
Well, Pandas are almost Japanese and we breed them!
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>>6711430
Sure thing friend.
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>>6711213
what are those grease stains
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>>6711452

>Pandas
>Japanese

Uhh
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>>6711349
You mean the kind Spike makes?
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>>6711477
Snowflake was the one to grab the package
So they're his
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>>6709669

Why are there pictures of george costanza all of the image?
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>>6711446

>making cookies with Gilda
>she keeps spearing chocolate chips with her claw and licking them off
>"you know what would make these cookies better? meat."
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>>6711367


You will never draw this well:
>>6711333
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>>6711480

>baking with Spike
>trying to figure out how he makes such good coffee
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>>6707941
That is the saddest bag of cotton candy I have ever laid eyes on.
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>>6711478
I said almost

They're from China, right?
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>>6711488
it's a culture thing
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>>6711493

>you make candied bacon
>her eyes light up like a kid on Christmas morning
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>>6711496
I'm getting better.
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>>6711367
isn't that the russian guy
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>>6711506
Pinkie just wants to be held
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>>6711512

/v/ culture thing?
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>>6711512
>culture
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>>6711513
>that feel when Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy would be the ones to know what to feed you in Equestria
>Sugarcube Corner puts grass in everything
>you get tired of apples
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>>6711509

Yes. That's the only place they're found.

The Chinese are pretty defensive of them being a CHINESE animal. They're kind of a national icon.

Also they hate the Japanese.
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>>6711523
Who doesn't?

> inb4 "literally many autistics do not like hugs or strong physical contact"
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>>6711523
would you hold a pone
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>>6711522
Well, he said it's his first time posting in a non-asian site. So probably not.
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>>6711550
No
I bet they are slimy and jagged
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>>6711523
Can we make holding and carrying ponies a thing
I would very much like this to be a thing
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>>6711550
would a pone hold me?
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>>6711543

Fun fact: The pandaren were supposed to be a general asian culture thing, but because of bitching from china they were changed to be completely chinese.
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>>6711541
while I doubt they put grass in everything, sugary confections does not a balanced diet make
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>>6711569

>tfw you wanted to say that but couldn't think of a way to fit it into the context
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>>6711565
Which pony would you like to hold when their legs get tired?
Would you be okay with them falling asleep?
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>>6711550
Yes, assuming they want to be held.

Though if Babs wore this costume I'd be so very tempted to hold her, spin her around, and feed her treats.
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>>6711565
Nope, we can't.
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>>6711513

>duck wrapped in bacon
>bleu cheese and dates wrapped in bacon
>scallops wrapped in bacon
>chocolate chip cookies with bacon bits in them

you're like Scheherazade, but with bacon instead of stories. each night, she tells you that she'll eat you the next day, and each next day, you invent yet another delicious bacon treat to satiate her, and describe the one you'll make the next day.
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>>6711567
Yes.
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>>6711585
Haha! I get it! Because she's a bitch!
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>>6711550
I might. I just hope she doesn't move around too much when I do.
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>>6711601
That pony in particular would probably squirm around unless she was super comfortable with you
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>>6711600
... Well no, because she literally appeared in the "Babs Seed" song montage in that costume in Carousel Boutique.
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>>6711565
Yes. If anon became a citizen in ponyville, earth and unicorn ponies would totally want to be carried because it would be high up and fun
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>>6711600
who is more bitchy, Rainbow or Babs?
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>>6711610
Would you wear a pegasus like a backpack and let her carry you?
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>>6711613
Rainbow is a cunt, not a bitch

Fluttershy's the bitch.
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>>>6711565
Yes please.

All I can do is post the same pictures over and over.
We obviously need more.
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>>6711584
Pretty much any of them, really.
But Twilight in particular.
She can fall asleep if she wants. I'll tuck her in.
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What's the best website for 3D printing?
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>>6711610
Scoots would love it.

>>6711624
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>>6711624
There really are a surprising lack of anon x pony cute pictures.
Most of the ones I have are from Tex.
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>>6711610
Given how long human arms are, it's possible even pegasi would get a little thrill from being held higher than their usual hovering (presuming they're used to mulling around around ~4 feet in the air just above their wingless friends.).

I mean cor, it's like being moved around by magic! And the human even makes those aeroplane noises when they run around! It's great!
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>>6711607
It would be nice if I am really close to her.
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>>6711632
Have you tried googling it?

Also do you have a 3D printer?
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>>6711620
Oh fuck yes, drawing this. STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.
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>>6711577
>>6711541

>not knowing how to feed yourself

You could easily make a balanced diet for yourself. It'd just mean the restaurants would hate you because you can't eat flowers or grass or hay.

>"Table 3 - One Soup, one Salad, two Tomato and Cucumber sandwiches - one with no hay, and a plate of fried potatoes."
>"YES CHEF!"
>"...Fried potatoes? Who eats fried potatoes?"
>"Fuuuuuuck, must be that human again..."
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>>6711652
IT BETTER BE ADORABLE
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>>6711652
WOO
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come to bed
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>>6711660
>>6711664
Which pon should it be
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You know its due tomorrow. Why aren't you working on it?
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>>6710444
>>6710483
We have 100 billion years to prepare. Let's not get lazy now..
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>>6711680
Can I cuddle with you?
I don't want to be next to a colt, no offense to Mr. Cake
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>>6711680
No. Sleep = 0pone.
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>>6711680
it looks pretty full already...
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>>6711652
Okay, here you are, fellas.
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>>6711652
MAKE IT THIS ONE PLS
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>>6711632

Shapeways is the popular one.

Someone made a blindbag of my oc on it
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>>6711698
I LOVE IT
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>>6711585

would you adopt a pony if she acted like a small dog?

>arf! arf!
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>>6711684
Dash
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>>6711658
But they eat hot dogs and ham.
Surely they know what meat is and eat it.
And they also have fried eggs so fried potatoes won't probably be something that foreign to them
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>>6711684
Fluttershy, but like in May The Best Pet Win where she's barely dragging dash off the ground
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>>6711687
But I already submitted mine anon
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>>6711684
Why not two ponies?
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>>6711590
>mlpg trying to say pinkies name
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>>6711658
You can eat all of those well enough, they just don't produce enough nutrition because we digest only a small fraction of the cellulose by way of gut bacteria.

It's also true Equestrians seem to have a wide diet, they just play up the "hay and grass" sometimes for the show because horses. The fact they have bread and oats alone suggest you could get by, and it seems they have a very wide selection of fruits and vegetables at market day. Tack on the fact they've advanced cooking enough to have things like desert competitions means you won't be stuck with JUST bread and raw veggies, either.

Given Spike's order of hayfries in season one means they might not even find fried potatoes all that odd, but it's fun to consider you being the one weirdo, like Jake and Ellwood's order in Blues Brothers totally ratting them out.

I'm just betting that the Princesses love little more than a well-prepared ratatouille.
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>>6711705
no, I only like white ponies
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>>6711719
Why not a few pegasuses holding Anon from a few strings while he's pretending to fly like Superman
Maybe even humming it while he flies
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>>6711705
>b-bark!
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>>6711722
>Piece a' Pie

I like that one
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>>6711705
Especially if she acted like a dog
just for fun though
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>>6711687
Because I don't contribute to this shitty little backwater of the fandom
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>>6711680
No, Pinkie. I can't navigate poly relationships, and knowing my dick that's exactly how this would all start. AGAIN.
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>>6711727
dats racist
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>>6711684
D-DASH
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>>6711709

what would Gordon Ram-sey make for anon?
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>>6711709

Those could easily be Tofu Dogs and Beetloaf.

I can see them eating unfertilized eggs, but I draw the line at that whole "PONY LIKE EAT RED MEAET AND KNOW HOW FISH" thing. That's stupid and you're stupid if you believe it.
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>>6711705
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
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>>6711748
Horses can and will eat birds who are dumb enough to make nests on the ground in their pen. I've seen this in person.

That's not to say ponies do the same.
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>>6711748
But...real horses fucking love meat.
And they have predator features. Front facing eyes and canines.
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>>6711748
One fanon that I like is that there are fruits and vegetables within Equestria that, when prepared right, are indistinguishable from meat products in every way save their origin.
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>>6711748
>AND KNOW HOW FISH
I agree that red meat is kind of dumb but they do know how to fish
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>>6711748
I like to believe they eat meat from time to time. It's not their main diet but if offered they won't refuse it.
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>>6711731
DAH DANANANA
DAH
DAH
DAH

DAH DANANANA
DUP DUH DAH!!!!

(John Williams' theme is the only true Superman theme.)
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>>6711787
Sorta like Earth before the Flood.
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>>6711815
A Place to Bury Strangers
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>>6711741

but then you'll never make eye contact with Mr Cake while you each fuck each other's girl. then you'll never look down into Pinkie's eyes while she's getting plowed by one of the two men she loves (though not the one she loves the most), and you'll never get to see her wink, grin, and mouth the words "i love you". and you'll never know that the MILF heaving and screaming beneath you is doing the exact same thing to her man.
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>>6711815
Song of the Lonely Mountain off of the hobbit soundtrack.
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>>6711747

>What are you DOING? You're REHEATING leek and potato soup!?
>OI! C'MERE YOU!
>Look at that. LOOK AT IT. YOU'RE GONNA BLOODY KILL SOMEPONY SERVING THEM THIS!
>AN OMELOT AUX FINES-HERBES AND A FUCKING SALAD OF WILD GREENS IS NOT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT! I'VE *SHOWN* YOU HOW!
>OH, fucking hell...!
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>>6711826
Wait, that's in the Bible?
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>>6711805

>Fluttershy has dinner with Anon
>She's too polite to turn it down - he spent all that time on it...
>she's in pain for hours afterward and feels miserable all throughout the next day
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>>6711649

Yes, also I meant sites that let you upload models for them to print and ship to you.
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>>6711788
>path from front door to dock
>boat ramp with no garage
>burnt breakfast
>rather eat fish than burnt breakfast
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>>6711815
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>>6711815

Kill The Noise - BLVCK MVGIC
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Another request.

>Rainbow Dash attending her first barbeque at Gilda's place. Horror-based hilarity ensues.
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>>6711702

I know about shapeways but was wondering if there are any good alternatives. Some models look pretty good from shapeways but other times they look a little off.
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>>6711788

I was referring to ACTUAL horses.
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>>6711897
>Preen the Chef
I could be convinced.
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>>6711874
Only implied; humans weren't allowed to eat meat until after the Flood. Of course, that could be due to a lack of the right gut bacteria to digest cellulose, a bacterium that was common pre-Flood.
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>>6711897
>preen the chef
heh

I like it
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>>6711879
>rather eat fish than burnt breakfast
But that is his lunch. What if he just fish as a hobby?
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>>6711897
>preen the chef
hue

I'd have a burger and steak with Gilda any day.
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>>6711817
> Picking through Anon's mind while they're unconscious, tending to a possible concussion and extreme lacerations from a fall (the portal being set just a little too high relative to the ground), the technicians at the Royal Academy find something.
> Over and over images and propaganda for this "Superman," a Human with myriad magical abilities, flight, and strength
> the Sociology think tank considering the power structure of such a society - to think! a male Allicorn prince or king! What would it mean to have such a world?!
> as Anon wakes and begins intake interviews, it becomes clear they think Superman is very real
> Based on how excited they are to meet this Man of Steel, it might get very sticky explaining what's fiction and what's not
> especially to Anon, given they're talking with a talking magical horse
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>>6711916
>>6711918

i don't know if i'd preen her while she's cooking. she might get distracted and let the meat burn. and i like my steaks real goddamn rare.
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>>6711788
That damn windmill is way too detailed to never be used again. I bet it's Scootaloo's only living parent's, and she got her wrenching skills due to helping him/her maintain it.
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>>6711897

While the expressions are good, you shouldnt rely solely on them to convey emotion. Body language is incredibly significant in showing emotion.

Try looking into some "line of action" stuff, and work on making poses more dynamic in order to lose a bit of that stiffness and show emotion even better.

Not bad though!
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>there will never be an art of Doyu Evenlift baking cookies in an apron
>cookies are perfect
>YEAH
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>>6711788
>Moon above sun
damn subversives.
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>>6711947
But anon, that's half the fun. You have to balance teasing her with making sure the food's done right, and if you fuck up in either direction she'll probably yell at you.
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>>6711917
>this is what American christians actually believe
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>>6711928
Whatever disappointment she feels when she discovers we don't actually have superpowers will most likely be drowned out by fascination and horror when she finds out what we DO have.
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>>6711747
>>6711849

>you will never call in the aid of a short-tempered, foul-mouthed deer to turn your failing restaurant around
>you will never be shouted down and brow-beaten for negligence in the kitchen, sub-par food and poor teamwork
>you will never have a new mote of passion for food injected into you and your staff once the problematic ones are sacked and out the door
>you will never see business actually start to pick up again
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>>6711947
my nigga
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>>6711928
Continue...
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>>6711972
Trying to describe a thermonuclear weapon would probably end in tears.
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>>6711879
>>6711919
>>6711926

Of course he'd eat it. He loves Sweetie Belle's cooking.
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>>6711970
Yeah, we're super-dumb.
>The Bible records historical facts
It's like we want God to be real or something.
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>>6711970
Stop right there motherfucker.
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>>6711996
I'd rather have Celestia be real.
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>>6712007
>that feel
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So mlpg cut or uncut
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What pony would make the best mech pilot?
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>>6711991
>Twilight is stunned
>Celestia continues to drink her tea, unfazed
>The next day she arranges a field trip
>You watch her boil an ocean
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>>6711996
>the Bible records historical facts

Like the time the Nile turned into blood and Egypt was destroyed by frogs.
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which pony would take care of you when you're feeling sick?
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>>6712018
She doesn't even need to have a physical form. I'd settle for a Turing-demolishing AI.
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>>6712022
why not one of each?
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>>6712007
> Worshiping Celstia
>not worshiping best Princess
Enjoy your 1000 years of darkness, heathen
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>>6711959
Well there this.
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>>6712031
>all those poor fish
>all those poor sea ponies
>all those poor, poor whales
>all to prove a point.
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>>6711989
Nah, not much else to go on. It'd have to mean we explain that "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" comes with some strings attached, like

>>6711991
"W-well there are some really heavy elements we discovered that make tremendous explosions when they reach a certain critical mass-"
"Oh good! We've been exploring that for some time. Nasty without a container like magical or electromagnetic envelopes."
"Y-yeah."
"But your world doesn't have magic, so how did you contain it?"
"We- uh - well. We sort of didn't."
"You sound like you did it on purpose! How insane would that be-"
"..."
"Oh my god, you're being serious."
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>>6711980

he's a deer with ram horns instead of antlers. this is why he's so volatile.
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>>6711947

I bet she'd do a double-take when you say "Make mine rare, will you?" right before she laughs, punches your shoulder and says, "FINALLY! Someone who GETS it!"
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>>6712022
>implying I'd use uncut gems in my dresses
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>>6712018
Plenty of religions worshiped the sun
Let's bring it back
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>>6712054
>sea ponies
and nothing of value was lost
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>>6712044
Fluttershy would slaughter a chicken just to make me chicken soup. She'd do it with a smile on her face.
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>>6712033

>Egypt was destroyed by frogs

>forgetting that Egypt was occupied by The French.
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>>6712065
sungod > cheesus > allah akbar towelhead
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>>6712022
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>>6711991
>"How many ponies live in Canterlot? Your capital city?"
>"Thousands, at least."
>"Alright. Now imagine a city that has MILLIONS."
>"That many?!"
>"Yes. Now, imagine we had a weapon that could take that entire city and wipe it clean off the map."
>her face turns pale
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>>6712018
>that feel when you got your Bible study buddy to watch the pilot, but his only response was to ask why they were worshipping that big white pony
>turns out he hates all fiction because it isn't real
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SHIT
FUCKING NOILL
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>>6712081
that image everytime
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>>6712057

Like they need any MORE of that... Christ.
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>>6712050
Who says you have to worship just one? I try to dream of Luna every night. Just in case.
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>>6712081
Jesus is the sun
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>you will never be the only person Celestia does horse-like things around
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>>6711953
Thanks for the critique, anon! I'll try to improve the body language of my drawings next time.
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>>6712090
>theist hates fiction
>because it isn't real
this is a real person, his life is much better than mine and he feels good about himself
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>>6712050
>still thinking within a monotheistic framework
There's your problem right there.
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>>6712105
How is this even relevant to mlpg?
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>>6712086
Well they can't be that far away from us
They had anti radiation suits in one episode so...

God who knows what they are hiding in some of the bigger cities or more remote areas.
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>>6712134
>you will never watch Celestia and Luna gallop around a secluded atrium in the castle and play with a ball.
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>>6712116
What about this one?
You have room for love in your heart too, right?
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>>6712134
>you will never roll in the grass with her on a warm Spring afternoon
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>>6712151

Those were HAZMAT suits, not Rad Suits.
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>>6712059

>you are the only non-griffon in Equestria who likes rare meat

i actually like blue steak, too, but that's a bit unsafe.
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>>6712157
that's a terrible princess
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>>6712157
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>>6712149
her title is captain, which some would argue is sort of like a general
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>>6712168
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>>6712169
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>>6712086
> She simply whispers to herself, "The Battle of Discord"

Seriously, reality-warping and magic-negating power locii like Discord are probably considerably more dangerous in Equestria than any typical bomb or radiation source given how extensible and powerful magic is and their history of research. A "fix it!" spell and most of the nuclear material is contained and simply made non-existent or transmuted to something harmless, radiation poisoning can be reversed with exotic herbs, and chances are magical shields like the one over Canterlot could intercept and disarm an unshielded missile or warhead.

Something that can simply side-step magic and turn the world into laffy-taffy is likely far more horrifying than a nuke, though the fact Humans went out of their way to develop them and turn them into weapons against others with no defense and even stockpile them would probably give them pause.
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>>6712059
I'd totally cook a steak for Gilda to impress her. I mean, c'mon. Ponies don't know how to cook meat. Only griffons know how to do that.

Dear Lord Alton, let me not fuck that up.
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>>6712134

>"roll, roll, roll! roll around in the grass!"
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>>6712056
>not explaining how we thought nuclear weapons could literally burn away the atmosphere
>we detonated them anyways
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>>6712166
>Diamond Dogs

Hah.
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>>6712196
It comes out well done


she likes it
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>>6712205

>Diamond Dogs are notorious for having no taste in food
>they're the LEAST picky eaters in the world.
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>>6712203
nobody actually thought that, anon

that was a joke
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>>6712210

>implying Gilda would lie so that she wouldn't hurt your feelings
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>>6712162
But...they had the radioactive hazard sign on them.
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>>6712210
...Is she hot for me or something? 'Cause well-done steak is more offensive to my sensibilities than the thought of someone pissing right up my nose.
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>>6712210
>she only says that so you won't feel bad
>she only cares about people's feelings when they give her meat
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>>6712189
why are you surprised?, you are horrible
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you think that Gilda eats her own eggs?
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>>6712210
>she's never cooked meat before
>she likes it better than raw
>she becomes a famous griffon chef
>her food is McDonalds quality
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>>6712258

>in Griffon Society, harming another Griffon's eggs is considered a serious offense
>harming your own, even worse.
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>>6712258

no, but griffons are nest-raiders. the only real threat to a griffon's clutch is a rival griffon on the peak.
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>>6712151
They don't have advance weapon technology. When it comes to weapons ponies are stone age while are the other races are much more advanced.

But ponies have the time travel spell. That's why they don't give a fuck. They never experienced a war so there was never the need to make weapons better.

But the reason they never experienced a war isn't because no other nation decided to attack. No they did. They just went back in time and prevent it.
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>>6712258
But lions don't lay eggs! Their vag's are made for slippery cubs, not ovipositing.
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>>6712276
>it's considered a common practical joke to eat your neighbor's eggs
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>>6712169
I think Taffymane is a real cutie.
I started off hating her, but she's really grown on me.

I want more of her
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>>6712292
Griffons fly through the air and live on clouds. Just like real birds.
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>>6712283
This is totally my headcanon. Time wars are awesome.
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>>6712283
>All the other races know that the ponies are responsible for assassinations, but none of them have ever been able to prove it or stop them
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>>6712270
Dear sir, I'm here to inform you that my jimmies have been rustled in a most unexpected and disturbing manner.
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>>6712283
>They never experienced a war so there was never the need to make weapons better.

If thats the case then why have weapons and armour in the first place.

flawed logic is flawed.
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>>6712283
>Equestria used to have many other races
>Used being the key word here
>no one ever remembers them except Celestia and Luna
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>>6712283
Didn't "It's About Time" teach us that the time-travel spell CAN'T change the past?
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>>6712299
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>>6712299
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>>6712300
Penguins swim in the oceans and eat small fish like real sharks.
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>>6712319
Why do you think Celestia let Twilight find it?
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>>6712327
Can you please stop slapping people?
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>>6712316
Because there are huge ass animals that live a mile from them and the gates of hell are near the capital?
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>>6712319
Only if you're not prepared to accept the message from the future
Twilight just sucks at using magic correctly
That's what happens when you just overpower the shit out of everything
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>>6712316
So they can survive long enough to get the proper intelligence, so they can use the time spell correctly. Ever seen Seven Days?
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>>6712319
That's more Twilight being a complete retard than anything else.

I mean if a time traveler pony appeared in front of Celestia she would probably listen to him rather to interrupt him continuously
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>>6712330
and they lay eggs

just like sharks
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>>6712336
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>>6712336
She'll do worse than that
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>>6712354
Squishy little eggs that the males jizz on to fertilize, just like sharks
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>>6712362
...The fuck is going on there?
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>>6712362
why are fluttershy's tits and pussy lips poking out of that straw?
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>>6712362
I don't
What's going on here
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>>6712354
But sharks DO have eggs...
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>>6712336
only if you stop having shitty opinions
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>>6712383
Hey, listen
I'm not that anon
But you just can't go around slapping people
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>>6712372
Twilight forcing FS in a straw...
Or making her a straw...
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>>6712318
> of all things they just died out as the atmosphere became increasingly dosed with magic
> Luna and Celestia couldn't stop it short of killing themselves as major contributors to the effects, and frankly the world needed rebuilding under their guidance
> Among all the races it was a slow, peaceful death, most of their bodies simply transmuted to stone or tree or flower after slipping into a deep dreamless sleep - exposure to Equestrian magic was kind enough there at least
> deep in the castle walls are the Toumbs of the Unknown Troll, Ent, Halfling, Centaur, and Human
> a guard is always nearby to look over them
> Ever so occasionally they swear they hear knocks, rumbles, and groans from below
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>>6712362
Looks like that was the last straw for Twilight
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>>6712383
A telekinetic slaping fight between Unicrons would be fucking hilarious
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>>6712404
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>>6712404
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>>6712407
All I can imagine is that noise Rarity's horn made when Sweetie flicked it, happening over and over.
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>>6712401
THE DANGEROUS HOOMANS ARE COMING
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>>6712431
Bitch, please. That's the trolls.
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>>6712431
No, more like, well, at least the Ents aren't all 'dead' as much as they're semi-sentient trees still drawing roots, and maybe the trolls roll in their slumber, being rocks to begin with.

For pity's sake, Humans just turn into marble or the occasional sacred spring, but mostly rocks or trees. Just rocks or trees, most of them long weathered or dead and rotten.
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>>6712407
and then it escalates
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heh
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>>6712353
Really my head canon is that Celestia has a back up plan. There are a few remote bases in various places in Equestira staffed with Unicorns capable of casting the spell.

Should anything go extremely wrong and prevent Celestia or Luna to cast the spell personally they would go back to warn the Princesses.

Also another head canon of mine is that Future Celestia casts the memory spell on Present Celestia to make her more prepared. To give her the knowledge of what happened so she could still use what she learn during that war or disaster despite not ever happening.
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What are we naming this pony?

And is he giving Libman pony the dick?
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>>6712462
There's a color version
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>>6712394
no one asked for your opinion retard
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>>6712505
I like you anon
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>>6712469
>coloring is an important job, and they're his issues

dohoho
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>>6712498
We should name him now.

Yes.
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>>6711620
>>6711652
>>6711660


I failed you mlpg
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>>6712520

That's a good fucking drawing
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>>6712498
Airwaves
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>>6712520

Wait.

Are you the guy who made Lyra enjoying a treat?
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>>6712520
pfff
Fuck you I love it
It's great
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>>6712520
is that fuzz on her butt
is dashie a fuzz butter
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>>6712498

His cutie mark is a telescope right?

uh... Scopey?
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>>6712542
>dashie
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>>6712547
Hubble
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>>6712401

>Humans

legend speaks of the King Under the Mountain. the first king of Men, whose blood, even unto the very end of Humanity, all those who walked on two legs carried.

it is said that he slumbers even now beneath the great mountain, the Sky-Talon, which is also called Mount Hoof in the tongues of ponies. it is said that he slumbers until griffons no longer fly above his mountain.

it is said that on that day, he shall awaken, and with him, all those forgotten races with him, to take back their world from the Sun and Moon.

and in hushed whispers, in tavern back-rooms and salons, it is said that the griffons have been migrating.
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>>6712536
Yes. But I hate that comic. I like to think I've improved since I did it.
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>>6712563

>Hubby
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>>6712520
I am reminded of this
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>>6712547
Eh, the ponies don't all need names that are directly related to their cutie marks
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>>6712564
I don't like this fanon. May I have a different one?

Of course, if that's just a heavily-mangled prophecy relating to an underground cryostorage bunker and when it will open, I have no issue with it.
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>>6712571
WHY AREN'T THE EARS FUZZY ANYMROE
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>>6712571
Can you draw filly Rarity wearing that fancy dress from too many ponks?
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>>6712574
>oh jeez
EVERY TIME
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>>6712571
Main six hairstyle swap, pls?
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>>6712581
I like it
I just change the ending
It ends with them having a tea party with Celestia and Luna in the throne room before going to sleep again and the griffons moving back to the mountain.

It happens every 50 years but ponies overreact everytime
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>>6712505
>"Here I come, Element of Magic. Do you have enough weapons in stock?"
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>>6712328
So very pretty
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>>6712571
I still think it's good. But whatever.
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>>6712571
post more drawings
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>>6712607
>The legend is the most popular one teld to guard recruits by the more senior members of the guard
>they never tell the last part
>and whenever it happens all the senior members mysteriously disappear and only the rookies are left to defend the castle
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>>6712584
Oh gosh but think they look cooler un-fluffed
>>6712626
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/iu21s7z3jmgii8o/GBejHlZ8Om
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I wish Apple drew more frequently.
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>>6712498
Milky Way and probably
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>>6712664
I wish Apple drew half as much.
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>>6712648
>The humans eventually catch wind of this and start playing to it.
>Celestia and Luna are in on it too.
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>>6712656
Please draw more Mac.
He's adorable.
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>>6712656
thank you based drawfag
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>>6712607
>before going to sleep again
I'm reminded of that one scene in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with the crashed space-shuttle taking its aged passengers out of suspended animation every century to pass out food.

All the passengers started screaming as they woke up.
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>>6712664
But he does like everyday. And have you watched one of his streams? He draws lightning fucking fast.
I sometimes think its a shame he's not doing art as a career. He'd do great things
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>>6712656
I LIKE YOUR ART A LOT EITHER WAY
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hey guys here's a drawing request from yesterday, it's shining armour having to wear a dress after losing a bet
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>>6712694
Dats a nice art style right there
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>>6712719
i don't like it
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>>6712707
>tfw I suggested that
I love you. (no homo unless you want it)
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>>6712707
If only sun guard was there
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>>6712707
Phil isnt a very pony ish name
But Great art regardless man
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>>6712707
Haha I chuckled out loud

What a nice night to be on MLPG
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>>6712656
can Twilight have her turn being held?
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>>6712737
>ponies should only be named exactly after their cutiemark

fuck off brony
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>>6712739
It's wonderful for a change, isn't it?

No shitposting, no endless arguments that lead to nowhere.

Finally chill.
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>>6712664
I wish he drew only ponies or humans and not anthro
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>>6712765
They don't have to be named exactly after their cutie mark, but they don't really have single syllable human names either
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>>6712765
Anon, that's not nice.
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>>6712707

>lost a bet

psh. i bet his wife made him do it. he's so pussywhipped he'd never go against it.
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>>6712737
Spearpoint Philosophy, AKA Phil. THERE I FIXED IT.
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>>6712765
>>6712771
You motherfucker.
I wish I could find and kill you.
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>>6712771
(\
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What do you think Applepone might sing about if she sings?
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>>6712779
Didn't say who he lost the bet against. It was probably her.
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>>6712774
Yeah, it should at least be two-syllables like Diane.
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>>6712779
>Implying he's not enjoying it
he knows he has to look grumpy in front of his men
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>>6712786
Bro, I will hug you so hard until you start being nice then I'll ask you about your day and make you coffee you nice guy I would like to get to know better
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>>6712792
Well it's a family reunion episode
So uh

Apples
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>>6712780
that's a terrible name
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>>6712792
The love of her life... apples
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>>6712813
Your face is a terrible name.

wait. that doesn't work. BUT NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE.
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>>6712808
>>6712815
what if she develops an apple allergy
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>>6712733

>it's the only time Cloud Skipper has ever broken his decorum on-duty.
>he spent the rest of the day laughing
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>>6712808
>>6712815
I think I see why she hasn't had any songs yet...
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>>6712801

that chastity belt she's making him wear serves a double purpose. not only does it excite him even more, it hides his massive boner from his men.
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>>6712824
I don't want to talk about it...
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>>6712837
oh fuck you.
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finally finished this monster, you'll see the full thing soon enough
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>>6712851
Who are you?
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>>6712851
can't wait
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>>6712780

but there's already Steve the Demon.
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I love all of you except for you
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>>6712851
>S--s-spike toes
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>>6712856
preeeetty sure thats braeburned
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl28wKNoV4o

THE RIDE IS COMING TO AN END
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So janitors are out in full cum clean mode huh
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>>6712752
stop deleting your posts baka
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>>6712807
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>>6712868
Fuck, I thought I had him filte-
>no name
FUCK
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>>6712868

course it is
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>>6712868
He draws that well? Doesn't look like him...
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>>6712899

I almost never use a name anymore
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>>6712912
But brae's art is darn right excellent
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>>6712862
y-you too
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>>6712916

Do us a favor and use it.
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>>6712850

oh, sure, he grumbles and grouses for show. it's bad for morale if the troops think their commander is anything less than an alpha male.

but the entire day, all he can think about, the only urge running through his brain, is to get back home to Cadence so she can spank him and tell him what a pretty girl he is and give him a good stretch.

though he does have to sit down most of the day, because it's difficult to hide the juice he keeps leaking.
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>>6712927
no pls stop selfloathing
pls
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>This one hateanon posting about brae
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>>6712948

There's always at least one for everyone.
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>>6712948
>Indirectly responding
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>>6712959
Even Leth has a few
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>>6712270
Pretty grifs!
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>>6712927
ok whatevs
you should draw topical apple pony after the new episode though
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>>6712948
>hateanon
I filtered him about a month ago.
I'm annoyed to see him again.
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>>6712943
Fuck. You.

...more?
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>>6712916
use it pls
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>>6712932
>us
I'm fine with him being anonymous
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>>6712983

It reminds me too much of what Ross does.

Dunno if he's doing it for the same reasons, but either way.
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>>6712999
let me know when Ross starts drawing horsecocks
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Let's not talk about tripfags/namefags posting anonymously and let's talk about colorful horses.

How excited are you for the new episode?
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new horse thread?
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>>6713010
disgusting mimes are as bad as horsecocks
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>>6712999

He does a lot of good requests, and he used to be annoying but he's gotten a lot better.
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>>6712983
Some people want to filter him. I personally have nothing against him and in the end no matter what happens someone will bitch about it, the someone will bitch about bitching about it it and so on
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>>6713010
And that's why I have him filtered.
>inb4 WHAT R U GAY HUEHUEHUE LEL
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>>6713023
we're riding this thread until the apocalypse ano
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>>6713027
Not very, oddly enough
I actually had to check the coutdown to see which one it was. Have there been any previews or anything?
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>>6713022
not much, this season has disappointed me, I enjoy rewatching S1 and S2 episodes more than watching new S3 episodes
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>>6713022

I'm excited for more apple pones. All shapes and sizes.
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>>6713042
Nothing other than Meghan saying something about AJ
Really I'm not that excited because it's Applepony. I have nothing against her but she's so damn boring. She's so boring that I can't love her nor hate her.

I really hope this episode will change that and not end up another TLR where she was barely in half of the episode.
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>>6713044
While I don't like S3 as much as S2 and definitely not as much as S1, I think it's been pretty decent so far.
But none of the episodes have really "wowed" me yet. Not even the best episodes of the season, Magic Duel, Sleepless in Ponyville, and One Bad Apple.
Hopefully that'll change in the upcoming episodes.
>>
no really MLPG

new horse thread where?
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>>6713062
Take some initiative and make it yourself
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>>6713061
I hope it just isn't that your expectations have gotten too high
I mean that's one of the reasons I liked it in the first place, I wasn't expecting much of anything.
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>>6712974

the entire day, his cock is pressed against the cold, hard metal of the chastity belt. he keeps trying to hump the air, seeking release that he knows won't come. he hikes up his skirt with his tail occasionally, almost hoping that one of his men would come in, see him, so pitiful and desperate for sex, and dominate him. though he can't masturbate and he can't fill himself, he contents himself by sucking on a carrot, trying to imagine that it's his wife's strap-on. it almost keeps him satisfied. almost.
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>>6713058

I dont see her as boring, but more "solid". It's comforting. She isn't as exaggerated or complicated as everyone else. Which, yeah, might be boring. But AJ in Sleepless really showed why I liked her. While everyone else was just caring about themselves, AJ was the only one who actually consistantly noticed that Scoots was acting weird, and was always concerned about her.

I dunno, I just think she's a good sturdy pony. Maybe a bit boring, but I like her.
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NEW THREAD

>>6713088
>>6713088
>>6713088
>>6713088
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>>6713069
Nah, this show has, and will always be, an average little girl's show to me.
I just feel like S3 hasn't been that entertaining like the last season and the season before it.
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>>6713075
>>6713075
>>6713075
>>6713075

This one's marked
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Lemme post my post, dang it.

>>6713075
>>6713075
New horse.
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>>6713101
I know that feel
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>>6713117
Welp deleting my thread


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