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Caballo Viejo: >>6566854

How much do you like this pony?

What would be a good episode for her?
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She's a very cute pony
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Cake face is a pretty good pone.

How would she feel if you threw her a surprise party?
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Any episode!
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>rape
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>>6571175
A good episode for her is one in which she does not appear.
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>>6571175
>>6571187
COMBO x2

*DWOOP DWOOP*
*DRIIIENG*

102190291092102910921 POINTS
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>>6571175
Party of One and Too Many Pinkie Pies are already the perfect episodes for such a character
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pink horse should consume less sugar
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MLPG's top 3 pon, go!
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>>6571257
Rarity, Pinkie and Twilight
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>>6571175
Here one: Pinkie wakes up with a permanent staright hair. From there, she would spend most of the episode trying to get her hair back like visiting Rarity for her stylish or Zecora for some potion or Twilight for some magic. Eventually, she would accept her new look but then puff! Her hair went back to normal!

>>6571235
And I agree.
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So why do you hate boobs?
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>>6571257
The blue one, the pink one and the gray one
in no particular order
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HOLYCRAP
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>>6571251
But if she stops now, the cumulative sugar crash will damage her permanently

She would cease to be the pank who we all know and love
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Looking at what applebeans is doing with LPS made me realize how others felt when they thought that MLP was ironic.
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>>6571270

I love big boobs. Especially on human Celestia and Fluttershy.
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>>6571270
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>>6571279
>>6571279
>>6571279
>>6571279
>>6571279
>>6571279
>>6571279
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>>6571257
Replace Dash with Fluttershy and you got my list!
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>>6571270
Because I will never possess them.

Externally or otherwise.
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>>6571300
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
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>>6571270
I don't hate boobs, but excessively hug ones just look silly.
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>>6571300
FUCK YEAR
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>>6571300
>celestia battle armour

FUCK YES FINALLY
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>>6571225

>dwoop
>driiiieng
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>>6571300
pls have cool lore
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why do the episodes keep getting leaked
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Is the guy who managed to get ogg images working with sed here? I'm trying to make my script work and it won't. I keep getting the "detected archive" error.
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>>6571292
Who is applebeans and what is he doing?
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>>6571316
>hug

Looks like your subconscious has other plans.
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>>6571257
Who needs any other horse?
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>>6571357
Either that, or the e on my keyboard didn't want to play along.
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Does MT hat us now?
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>>6571300
Delicious armoured celestia and armoured Nightmare moon.

I always wanted to see celestia in armour fighting. I wanted her to be leading an army of ponies against a greater threat (like one of those 1700 or 1800 paintings)
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>>6571357
>>6571316
That's a pretty tame Freudian slip.
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>>6571381
I suppose we'll never know the truth...
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>>6571395
Every smingle artist hats us.
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>>6571270

So general opinion seems to be that if pony were human, Fluttershy would have the largest breasts.

How did this come about?
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>>6571431
i dont
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>>6571300
>Celestia in Battle Armor
>Nightmare Moon coming back

And people said the comic was going to suck.
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>>6571355
http://applebeansokay.tumblr.com/tagged/applebeans-art
He's the best pony artist.
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>>6571300
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>>6571292
LPS will never be the new MLP. No fandom could ever become so toxic.
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>>6571442
its a shy girl trope
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>>6571395
If not, she should

We're awful, awful people.

Especially me.

Possibly only me.
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>>6571445
Yes you do. You just don't know it yet.
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>>6571300
>celestia

i came everywhere

now everything's dirty
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>>6571446
No one said that
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>>6571202
I'm not that much of a drug aficionado. Does spotting mean making sure Pinkie doesn't die from passing out and choking on her own vomit?
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>>6571471
I did.
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>sentenal sperging out in Skype chat

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6571446
I'm sorry reggie.

My body wasn't ready for it.
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>>6571300
I hope this spawns more glorious NMM art
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>LK offering blowjobs in Skype chat

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6571257
best horses coming through
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Would you help a filly with her math homework non-sexually?

Which filly?
What subject?
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>>6571456
obviously you've never seen the homestuck fandom
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>>6571496
Funny how people mix up the Luna designs, Luna+armor and NMM+armor, huh.
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>>6571471
You weren't here when the Derpy and Doc. Hooves covers came out.
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>>6571501
Weird how your Pinkie Pie looks like Rarity
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>>6571477
It means she sits there and tells Pinkie if she's missed a spot.
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>>6571505
Damnit, I forgot to delete "math".
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>>6571501

Such impeccable taste GG
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>>6571257
PONK
APPLE
SUNHORSE
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>>6571477
that, and prevention of all the less drastical things involved with being super fucking high
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more or less hi-res
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Do you think that Rarity would dress Spike up in a cute girls dress and have him wear make up?
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>>6571501
>Twily

So close. I fit was Pinkie or Dash it would've been 10/10
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>>6571485
What's he saying THIS time?
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>>6571530
>backgrounds, one-shots, or sides in your top 3
full retard
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>>6571505

I'm pretty bad at math beyond the basics. As long as fillies aren't learning algebra or something like that, though, I could still lend a hand.

I bet Scoots struggles with math, too.
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>>6571485
>>6571499

Fuck off.
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>>6571501
>pink not in top 3
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>>6571548
Isn't that Luna, not NMM?
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>>6571505
>>6571525
I would, I've helped kids before with maths and apparently I'm pretty good at that pedagogy thing. No idea what it'd be like with a filly, though.
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>>6571453
So.. he's just som guy who draws exclusively creepy looking art?
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>>6571525
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR SINS

____SEXUALLY
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>>6571556
>having this short an attention span:
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>>6571548
I seriously hope a poster of this comes out.
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>>6571548
Jesus christ I want it so bad
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>>6571575
>just som guy
He's THE guy.
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>>6571569
pinkie stop wiggling your hooves like that
its creepy
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>>6571573
There would probably be a lot more whinnying

And winking.
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>>6571548
i'm gonna print off this image and rub it all over my body
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>>6571586
I'm legit confused by your implications
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>>6571548
I don't like it
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>>6571456
There must always be a toxic fandom.
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>>6571300

Now if it could be lore and art-wise more like this...
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>>6571548
Celestia's hair looks like shit

pretty sure it's NMM as well, has the same wing design and she has the dragon eyes
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>>6571583

>sins

it begins
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>>6571505
Scootaloo, statistics
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>>6571548
>those shitty clouds
The ponies are awesome, Celestia gets all my boners, but come on.
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>>6571548
it's shit.jpg
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>>6571614
>needing everything to be super-epic

CAN'T YOU JUST ENJOY NICE THINGS WITH US, ANON
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>>6571595
What a tactile image.
I don't quite understand the situation though. Why is she asking if it's Spike? They're already clearly into it.

So was she just sitting around topless in her house and then suddenly Spike sneaks up with a boner? Is she on drugs? What's up here.
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>>6571626
>Taking it seriously
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>>6571614
That wouldn't fit into the comic at all
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>>6571599
you know you want her to keep wiggling
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>>6571616
>dragon eyes
Bwuh?
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>>6571300
i am going to buy this. unless it is one of the "exclusive" covers that sells for $40 like they had in the first issue. what a load of shit.
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>>6571456
It will never be "the new MLP" because it just doesn't have the emotional impact that MLP season 1 had.
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>>6571643

>implying i'm not just derailing via metatrolling
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http://www.synchtube.com/r/norMLPeople#

poni is being shown


Watch poni
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Alright so who's going to be the first one who makes art(porn or otherwise) of Celestia's new armor

>>6571630
>>6571633
Doesn't look like it's finished.
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>>6571659
NMM has slits for pupils, like the dragons do
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>>6571445

eventually
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I painted a pony today ...I think I did okay
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>>6571663
>implying he wasn't trying to counter your troll with a shield troll job
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>>6571653
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>>6571663
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>>6571548
>NMM's hindleg is broken
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>>6571704
How'd you do that....?
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>>6571704
>Pinkie striptease
unf
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>>6571698
THIN YOUR PAINTS
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>>6571698
Looks decent if it's your fist repaint of a toy>>6571698
.
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>>6571698
Fucking cute.
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>>6571501
1 out of 3 isn't too great
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>>6571698
what is that pony's name
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>>6571698
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
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>>6571614
that would be terrible
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>>6571716
>making eye contact
SHE KNOWS
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>>6571704

>pinkie removes a novelty thong without using any hooves.gif
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>>6571739
Muscle Tough
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>>6571739
hot beef
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>>6571583
I'm sorry.

>>6571565
I'm pretty sure that the fillies are still doing basic math, so I'm sure she'd appreciate it!

>>6571573
Fillies are good students. At least I think so.

>>6571629
Fillies are statistically bad at statistics.
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>>6571720
It was, I'm gonna do a marker pone next. I just gotta get the paint for her
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>>6571739
MEGA TOUGHS
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>>6571761
>Not teaching your fillies advanced calculus and linear algebra
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>>6571767
seriously though thin your paints
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>>6571739

mondo thighs
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>>6571719
/tg/ pls
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>>6571767
>Marker pone figurine

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>6571758
>that poofy texture of the mane and tail
10/10 would nuzzle affectionately.
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>>6571704
pinkie

pinkie, we talked about this

pinkie pls
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>>6571778
>linear algebra
>not teaching them complex analysis and projective geometry
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>>6571778
seriously, it looks like cheerilee is getting ready to start teaching them logarithmic differentiation
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>>6571779
Now, let's say I'm retarded, which I most likely am, What does this mean
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>you will never be in a fandom so bad the creators make an episode telling you all to stop being so creepy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JKrcivGPbQ
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>>6571811
Its a /tg/ thing.
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>>6571811

context clues
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>>6571811
add some water to your paints. Helps them flow better and not dry so clumpy.
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>>6571811
It means your paint is too thick and causing that sort of clumpy, heavy look and not allowing enough precision. Mix with more water.
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>>6571812
>you will never be in a fandom so bad that Yamino is able to have an impact on the show

oh wait
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>>6571812
You'd have to be autistic to misinterpret a show so badly, anon.
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>>6571811

Idk if it the /tg/ version of install gentoo but yeah the paint does look very thick
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Final Session of Cute Quest happening soon, for those interested.

Gonna wait around for probably 30 more minutes before writing up the OP, since last night we had some late comers.

Hope to see you there!

Have a nice night whether you participate or not!
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>>6571811
It means your paint layers are too thick, which makes the paintjob look messy and ugly
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>>6571811
>first result on google
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/THIN_YOUR_PAINTS
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>>6571842
I made it just in time. Huzzah.
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>>6571812
The only reason they don't do that with bronies is because they're complicit.
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okay so i thinned my paints, now what
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>>6571812
>Implying it was about shipping and fanfiction
>Implying the point of the episode wasnt to place Finn in the Magic Man's shoes to see the burden of such power
>Implying it wasnt Magic Man's redemption episode
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>>6571839
>it's not pandering when sibsy
>but when yamino
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>>6571865

insert into butt
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>>6571865
Now you paint
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>>6571739
minty tits
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>>6571842

>Leave cute quest
>Suddenly scootacuters and bloombefrienders show up in mass

Sweetie Belle, I shall fight your battle.
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>>6571865
put the lime in the coconut
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>>6571811
it means add a little water to your paint.

They'll go on better.
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>>6571865
Now? Now, we DANCE.
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>>6571867
>Fluttershy
>Rug

I see nothing wrong here.
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>>6571865
Drink them
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>>6571865
Mix them with bleach and consume them
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>>6571839
Hasbro is run by a bunch of idiots, it's been like that since the first pony cartoon
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>And now, it's Paint-Drinking Pete!
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>>6571884
>Scootacuters
>Bloombefrienders

I like you.
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>>6571824
I don't ge->>6571832
Oh okay, but waterbase acrylic doesn't mix well with water I thought
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>>6571867

dey call it a game rug coz it prove u got game son

#base #swag #sick #italiano #youonlyyoloonce
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>>6571865
WHY WOULD YOU THIN IT
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>>6571565

>Scoots struggles with academia in general, but she's good at PE.

>Applebloom is surprisingly good at Geometry, especially when it applies to building things. She's bad at showing her work, though.

>"That ain't gonna hold up unless you put another beam right... here!"
>"How do you know that? Maybe it'll work better here--"
>"No, it won't! An' - an' don't ask me how I know. I don't KNOW how I know, I just KNOW!"
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>>6571920
Buy good warhammer paint then.
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>>6571931
hahaha oh god what
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>>6571920
>water-based acrylic
>water-based
>water
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>>6571884
Applebloom deserves it better
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>>6571931
Don't do this to me, anon. I beg you.

The one of the mangled Baneblade still makes me cringe.
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>>6571920
>waterbase
Doesn't that mean it's based in water already, and thus safe to mix?
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>>6571811
This multiple thin layers look better than one thick line.

I'm however impatient especially when it comes to highlighting. (and i haven't painted anything pony related in ages.)
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>>6571932
Earth Ponies are good at making things. Pegasi are good at breaking things. Unicorns can't do either as they putting horns up they butts #lolle #ponyjoke
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>>6571946
never mix water with water
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>>6571920
>Oh okay, but waterbase acrylic doesn't mix well with water I thought
real
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>>6571932
>Applebloom is surprisingly good at Geometry,
My dad knew a guy in high school who excelled at geometry, because he lived in a farm and always had to visualize fields sizes, surfaces... in his mind.
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>>6571951

Sweetie Belle almost called us our special somepony yesterday and she clearly husbando'd us. And she has such pretty eyes!
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>>6571918
I don't like you.
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>>6571982
So, I'm right in that it doesn't mix well?
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>>6571812
I always thought of that episode as being more along the lines of, "You can't think about every possible hypothetical scenario, otherwise, you'll waste your time for nothing."
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>>6571962
oh dang those look neat
you should paint pone
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>>6571937
Warhammer paint is water based acrylics though.

>>6571920
If its water based it'll mix with water, (or any polar solvent, like rubbing alcohol)

If its oil based then it'll mix only with oil (or any non-polar solvents) you might need to get some transparent medium in this case.
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>>6571991
ugh, is it really getting that thick
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>>6572001
Did you never take any chemistry classes?
They do mix
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>>6572001

water + water = ?
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>>6571984
>>6571932

>Someone asks Applebloom how she can visualize structures and shapes so clearly

>"...Y'mean you can't?"
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>>6572001
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>>6572022
DOUBLE WATER
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>>6572003
But anon they are ponies (technically)

thats a scene from staremaster
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>JJ is going to start request on december 21

great, we will have more material to play identifying characters just by the face
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>>6572023
>applebloom thinks in blue-white blueprints
NEW HEADCANON
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>>6572019
>>6572022
I didn't....I didn't take chemistry
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>>6572022

Explosions
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MT can I marry you
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>>6572001
No water is the ideal thinning substance for that type of paint.
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>>6572007
>Warhammer paint is water based acrylics though.
Ah, I didn't know. It's been a while since I've painted anything... I don't remember actually having to thin my paints, though. They were always very, very runny and liquidy.
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>>6572001
http://www.ehow.com/facts_5801960_can-craft-paint-thinned-water_.html
http://acrylicpaintreview.com/acrylic-101/how-to-properly-thin-acrylic-paint/
http://www.winsornewton.com/main.aspx?PageID=273
>You can
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>>6572031

what
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>>6572035
MT pls stop being such an adorable dork
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>>6572035
You also didn't take English, as we've already established.

>Water-based
Think about it.
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>>6572001
They mix fine.

You might have to actually, you know, mix them. Cause it might be lumpy at first.

But they mix much better than oil based paints.
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>>6572030
>that ugly shield
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>>6572035

Yes, they mix.

It's water based.

That means water is already the base of the paint.

Thus, more water will only thin the paint.

Hence, thinned paint.
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kevin are you here
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annie are you ok
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>>6572035

Don't worry about it - the American school system's pretty shit anyway.
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>>6572068
that makes too much sense to work though
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>>6572013

Come on bro, didst thou even read the session.

>Sweetie nods energetically, "Alright! I hope you can make it, it'd be nice to share a festive meal with my sister and spe-, boy-, er," she says, her face slowly turning scarlet, "Good….friend….who is a colt…"

How can you say no to such cuteness.
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>>6572052
He's complaining about JJ drawing same face.

Even though animators do that on the show.
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>>6572035
I took chemistry.

The only thing I still remember from it is vinegar and baking soda
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>>6572035
You're gonna want to mix your paint with turpentine for the best results.
It's a little more pricey but it's the best option
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>>6572066
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>>6572013
Yeah. Sweetie And Brynn almost completely dropped spaghetti.
And Applebloom came perilously close to doing so. Scootaloo is the only one keeping her head in the matter.
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>>6572030
wait, are you serious? holy shit that's sneaky
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>>6572052

too bad, anon

clearly you weren't here when we played to guess JJ's characters

good times
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>>6571257
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>>6572088
>mix your paint with paint remover
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>>6572089
disgusting, somebody spilled Apple Bloom all over my keyboard
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>>6572087
Just remember: same mixes with same
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>>6572089
>no text on the home/end/insert/delete/pgup/pgdn keys
disgusting, who the hell memorizes those?
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>>6572087

The only thing I remember is BILL BILL BILL BILL
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DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT THINNING YOUR PAINT?
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>>6572084
that doesn't sound like sweetie belle
>it'd be nice to share a festive meal with my sister and spe-
see, that sentence doesn't flow naturally if you're going for the verbal trip at the end
'festive meal' feels like swallowing a doormat or something
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>>6572114
The only ones I ever need are pgup, pgdn, home and delete and I have them memorized
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>>6572092
Very much so, I am a sneaky git. made worse by the fact that i am the premier painter in my group.

each knight is based off of a different pony.
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>>6572088
I'm...almost positive...that that doesn't sound correct...kinda like bleach mixed with clorox wrong.
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Pone


http://www.synchtube.com/r/norMLPeople#
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>>6572114
>not typing blindly
biggest_pleb_award.jpg
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>>6571932

>Sweetie Belle likes Music Class and Language Arts the most.
>Her teacher doesn't realize how much she likes them, because she always sings so quietly when it's time to sing with the rest of the class.
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>>6572131
God damn it MT just go put some water in your paint. It has to be distilled, though. You can find out how to make your own distillery on youtube, but it's illegal in most states.
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>>6572131
It's a paint thinner for oil-based paints
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>>6572114
I don't even know what insert home and end do
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>>6572144
>norMLPeople
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>>6572114

I don't see the point in having no text full stop really. I mean yeah you might not need it but what if you forget where a key is located? You're fucked then, aren't you?
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>>6572157
It also has to be heavy water.
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>>6572161
>Watching a girls show
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>>6572131
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turpentine#Solvent

It's for oil paints, basically. The basic thing with dissolving things is that like dissolves like. Thinning water-based paints with water makes sense.
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>>6572167
Isn't alot of water heavy by itself?
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>>6572163
You don't just forget where a key is located if you can type properly
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>>6571812
What the fuck did I just watch?

Now I want a pony version of it.
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>>6572157
>Youtube
>Illegal in most states
When did this happen? God damn, America
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>>6572130
Those are really nice. But why don't you use pseudo grass for the base?
The guys in the club I was in were nuts about that.
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>>6572181
its even heavier though.
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>>6572131
Clorox IS bleach you clod. You're thinking ammonia and bleach.

Turpentine is paint-thinner. Paint-thinner is used both to thin and remove paint. It removes paint by diluting it enough that it can be wiped off; the pigment is soluble in the acetone/turpentine and not in water, so it leeches off your wet skin or the cloth and into the turpentine, then you wash away the turpentine.
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>>6572157
>distilling water is illegal
>americlaps
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>>6572167
Boom! HAHA!
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>taking chemistry advice from 4chan, of all places
brb calling poison control and giving them a heads-up
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>>6572192
I think he means making a still.
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>>6572201

>hurr i missed da joak
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Say three gunmen came to my college, fully loaded.
But they weren't very good and the students suppressed them
Would anyone face charges if the three of them where crucified?
If anyone did that at my college I seriously would try this. I feel this angry, this malevolent to these kind of people.
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>>6572131
MT you're so silly
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I used to think i was an awful person because i jack off to horses and dont contribute to society. i dont molest kids or shoot up movie theaters or schools and i am generally nice to the people around me, that has to count for something right.
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CT niggas represent, 860 4 lyfe
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>>6572130
Those...are the cmc, right?
I like you, guy!
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>>6572131
Yeah, it's wrong.

Listen, most paints fall into two basic categories.

Water-based paints (like water color and water based acrylic)

And oil-based paints.

Water can be used to thin/dissolve/remove water-based paints.

Petroleum based solvents (organic solvents) do the same for oil-based paints.

It's not complicated.
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>>6572229
yes
see, self-defence is fine, but what you're describing is also murder
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>>6572042

no
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>>6571501
Speaking of Rarity dolling up AJ
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>>6572235
As an Applefag I can confirm that I find Twifags to in fact be incredibly cute
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>>6572229
You can always crucify them with a costume and mask on. That way you wouldn't be recognized.
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>>6572211
It's a joke, Anonymous
>your own distillery
it's a play on words
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>>6572237

>wanting an asspat for not being a sociopath

Anon. Please.
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Pipto pop is annoying.
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>>6572229

It takes several days for a crucification victim to die, which is the point of crucification, so they would be taken down before too long unless you break their legs (why not just shoot them instead in that case) and yes you would be charged with attempted murder
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any shezow streams for the premier tomorrow?
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>>6572237
As long as you don't hurt people you are an alright human being.
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>>6572237
>not fornicating them instead
Step up.
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>>6572255
that's not how you spell definetly. Come on now, even I know that.

But thanks, I'll be sure to try out paint thining for marker pone
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HAHAHAHA OH WOW

>those axe wounds
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>>6572292
>>6572255
http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/
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>>6572286
>fornicating them
>english_department_in_flames.gif
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>>6572253
>>6572271
I'll take it. I might even set them alit if it takes so long to die.
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>>6572294
th
wow, that's bad
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>>6572229
that's pretty edgy, badass over here
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>>6572294
>those tits
>80s implants
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>>6572294
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>6572229
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
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>>6572267
>play on words
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>>6572294
twilight sparkle what is that bulbous growth in your vagina
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>>6572258
Too much make up.
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>>6572305
I wish I could say "intentional 'spalling' error", but sadly, this is not the case.
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>>6572306
>taking advantage of a murderous situation to commit more cold-blooded murder
HAS BATMAN TAUGHT YOU NOTHING
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>>6572294
AAAAAAAA
Those are the most terribly drawn vagina I've ever seen. Holy fuck, how's it possible to mess up like that?
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any rider pony fans out here?
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> Mt will never draw Cadance dominating Chrysalis while the latter enjoying it
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>>6572193
I tend to do the flocking afterwards. when i'm done the entire army (to keep it all looking like the same ground )

(i'll be done in 2020 at the rate i'm going though)
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>>6572347
VIDEOGAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME THAT REVENGE SOLVES EVERYTHING
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>>6572355
Shut up, we're talking paint and cold-blooded murder.
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>>6572294
those eyes are way too big

no human has eyes that big
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>>6572306
>I might even set them alit if it takes so long to die.

So what's the point in crucifying if you're just going to set them on fire. Btw fire is usually a relativity painless way to die because it kills you so quickly. You're not very good at this torture game, are you? If I was going to do it I would brick them up somewhere. But actually I wouldn't I'd give them to the police.
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>>6572368
other way round brony
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WITH A RUMP AS BIG AS THE QUEEN'S
AND TWICE AS FRAGRANT
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>>6572372
>all doise pones
I love you.
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>>6572368
>those back legs
what the hell
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>>6572372
>best ponies up in front.
A man of taste, I see.
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>>6572294
Just look where Spike's dick is holy shit he has two waists
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surely I am not the only one?
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>>6572332
I like you, anon.
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>>6572415
never got to enjoy rider. Like the whole idea of it, but never got to actually watch any
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>>6572390
I don't care about them suffering. If they came to the campus they had the intention of killing everyone they could, and them themselves. It's all about sending a message. It would be a plus if the survived somehow.
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>>6572409
>>6572399
They're knights errant so all of those ponies are fillies or colts.

Some of them are easier to recognize than others though.
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>>6572368
>drumstick legs
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>>6572306
2EDGY
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HELLO LYRA HEARTSTRINGS
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>>6572258
draw him not backing down, her objecting then liking it.

Or, y'know, draw something funny that's sexy but not sex and tease us some more.
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>>6572452
>It's all about sending a message
to all the other murderous psychopaths, yes?
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>>6572459
I'm gonna have nightmares of that picture later
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>>6572455

>those legs

When do I get the bill from the hospital? Cause I'm in stitches.
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Alright, final session is underway.

Have a nice night!
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>>6572459
>I was there when you posted it earlier
>I haven't moved
Oh god
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>>6572452
>I don't care about them suffering

Which is why you wanted to first crucify them

And then when it turns out that wouldn't work you decided to set them on fire instead

Anyway, 5edgy9me, gb2 >>>/b/
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>>6572470
Yes. To double think your decision to shoot people you never fucking knew.
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>>6572467

>GG ever doing anything but le sex joak so fany :))
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>>6572243
yes (notice the banner is similar to their capes)
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>>6572497
Why are you shitposting?
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>>6572497
Hey, I left my request open for that.
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CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
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>>6572488
why not send a message that 'you can get help for your murderin' desires'

y'know, by funding programs to spot things before people start listening to the voices and shooting people

too many people have died today already
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>>6572505
What game, if any, are these for? WH Fantasy?
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>>6572505
>you will never ride sweetie horse into battle
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>>6572520
Put some band-aid
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>>6572511

Because it's true
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>>6572390
>fire is a relatively painless way to die

Are you nuts? I'd rather be crucified and linger than burn.
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>>6572527
>You will never huge sweetie knight before battle
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>>6572237
Nothing wrong with wanting some wet, tight, winking mare pussy.
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>>6572520
I GOT SOUR YOU GOT LEMON HAZE LET'S EXCHANGE
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>>6572529
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>>6572533

It kills you very, very quickly. And most of the time you're knocked out from lack of Oxygen before it even does any real damage.
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>>6572550
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>>6572540
>huge
I meant "hug". "Hug", dammit.
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>>6572557
ha ha ha ha, look how wrong you are
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>>6572544

You people are beyond help
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>>6572533
I'm not sure you're imagining crucification properly
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what happened to dried grape?
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>>6572563
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>>6572557
It would be thirty to forty seconds of the worst pain imaginable. That's assuming you're not put out, in which case it would be three or four days of the worst pain imaginable.
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>>6572544
>mare pussy
>tight
You certainly haven't tried one, that's for sure.
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>>6572571
You've never been seriously burned.
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>>6572540
Damn...now I'm imagining the CMC as human knights-to-be, questing to earn the crests on their blank shields.
Imagining an older applebloom taking off her armor after setting up camp, that fit, trim figure
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>>6572614

Do you understand what crucification involves and how it kills you.

Yes/no.
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>>6572603
And then possibly months of the worst pain imaginable. And the smell...
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>>6572603
There are worse ways to die.
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Which fandom will last longer? MLP or Touhou? Heaven or hell.
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>>6572603
if some bald mountainnigger monk can handle it so can I
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>>6572603
>That's assuming you're not put out, in which case it would be three or four days of the worst pain imaginable.
> it would be three or four days of the worst
>three or four days
>days

Are... are we talking about the same kind of fire, here?
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>>6572488

if they cared about the consequences they wouldn't have done it in the first place
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>>6572527
>I will never know that feel

And does anyone have that CMC LARPing cap? It was unbearably cute.
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>>6572628
No there aren't.

Burning to death is the worst of all deaths.
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>>6572640
I think he meant before dying
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>>6572523
Yes, Its bretonnia, which is a faction thats all about colourful heraldry and equines.

Pegasus knights, knights of all types in very colourful colours.

I figured mlp themes would be a great idea. since it'd give me good colour combinations, and a cutie mark is essentially the same as a charge on a coat of arms anyways.

Here's an Alicorn that i'll use for a general if i can find the right model to sit atop it.
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>>6572640
They have to scrub off the dead, burnt skin, anon, so new skin can grow in its place. Scrub it off. With medical-grade salt.
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>>6572646
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>>6572620
go on...
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>>6572608
Ponies and minis are pretty tight, the latter are the perfect size for human cock, they get soaking wet and clench hard around you within the first few thrusts. I love hearing a mare grunt and rumble as you thrust all the way to the hilt insider her.
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>>6572647
>buried alive
>poison into ears
>rats eating your stomach
>latest skrillex album
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>>6572662
>implying it won't be Marker Pegasus
It's your fucking General.
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>>6572632
I don't think you trained yourself to stop receiving any pain
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>>6572557

>It kills you very, very quickly
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>>6572663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-6odkMIP2s
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>discussing whether it's worse to die by burning or crucifixion

What the fuck is this, middle school?
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>>6572689
>tfw she needs coaxing and you keep forgetting carrots
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>>6572640
People who suffer from third degree burns all over a significant portion of their body linger in excruciating pain until finally succumbing to infection and organ failure.

I believe the modern practice is to induce coma just so the patient doesn't have to suffer the pain.
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>>6572720
>What the fuck is this, middle school?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>6572646
That's adorable.
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>>6572662
Also not to mention that it was the whole cutie mark CRUSADERS bit that got me going o nthe theme.

>>6572695
Oh shit. thats good.

Or Maybe marker pony can the the battle standard bearer, and the Banner can be the Marker.
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>>6572663
>entire body completely raw
>you can't not be in pain
fuck, this reminds me of that time I was fatter and rubbed my inner thighs raw somehow and had to walk home in very wide steps for like an hour
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I work on an oil refinery. I have seen men with bad, terrible, horrible burns and I would not wish it upon my worst enemy. Fire is a terrible, terrible way to die (if you even die)

>>6572708
No. No thanks, I've seen enough people in that state.

the very worst day of my life was having to tell a young lad's wife and child that he'd been burnt up
she asked if he'd suffered and I couldn't answer
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>>6572738
At that point, your few friends who haven't figured out your pony theme will probably get it, but fuck them.
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WHAT'SDAMATTA 2HOT4YA?
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>>6572738
Maybe a drawfag could draw up a heraldric-looking marker for you?
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>>6572724
Once she gets to know you she'll stay still, just bring a treat with you and talk soflty to her, scratch her ears, stuff like that. Minis are really nice if they're socialized correctly, people keep them as family pets.
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>>6572700
>that picture
>her story
Damn...
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So are there any fanfics about Twist getting fed up with everything and organising a school shooting
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>>6572760
That's what I'm saying, basically.

Emergency responders. ER doctors. Combat veterans. People who live witness horrible deaths all the time. The general consensus is that burning is the worst way to die.
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>>6572700

Except the couple times it doesn't. What are you gonna pull out an example of someone who survived a plane crash as proof that plane crashes don't kill?
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>>6572672
>that everything
hnnnnng
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>>6572790
Not many people are crucified and left to die to compare burning with, to be fair.
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>>6572774
Not exactly easy when you're fencehopping.
Managed to get it going once, but towards the end she couldn't be bothered anymore.
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>>6572774
>>6572803
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>6572802
I know a few, but then again I was born in 12BC sooo
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>>6572802
To be fair, people are impaled on sharp objects all the time in all sorts of parts of their bodies.
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>>6572815

What's your beef?
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I love how disparate the two conversations are. Never change, General.
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>>6572829

What does that have to do with crucifixion?
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>>6572815
Welcome to the internet, faggot.
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>>6572803
It's harder for fencehoppers, but once you go back to the same one over and over, she'll start trusting you. Bring a plastic bag full of apples, hay, carrots, stuff like that.
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>>6572829
>>6572838
Yeah, they get impaled, but most of them aren't left to die for 3 days days. They get some amount of help.
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>>6572819
w-who are you
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>>6572836
Let's start a third conversation. I think we should talk about this pony.
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>>6572647
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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>>6572846
Bullshit excuse.
You're a fucking ape.
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This pony just tooted, what do?
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Funnily enough (ho) the only time my job comes up is when I have to smack down some idiot over in /g/ proclaiming that 'wristwatches are dead' or some such nonsense

I hate talking about the bad shit I've seen but fucking hell

you can't take phones onto a refinery site - thanks ATEX - so obviously you need a wristwatch
otherwise you'll have a mutiny on your hands if a bunch of tank cleaners ask when their break is and you just shrug your shoulders
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>>6571372
HEY YOU
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>>6572856
Figured as much.
>>6572885
So are you, considering you're so easily offended.
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>>6572874
Le Iesus Christi
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>>6572885

No shit, do you even evolution
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>>6572838
the causes of death by crucifixion are: impalement, exposure, infection, shock, and blood loss.

None of those things are painful like burns are painful.
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don't sex animals

they'll never say 'i love you' and mean it
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>>6572888

Politely ignore it.
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>>6572772
If they could. though i've been drawing up hereldry for earth ponies.

(also i probably won't paint it for ages, i still have 12 earth pony knights, and 12 unicorn knights to paint)
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>>6572900
You lower life-forms have no business drawing breath.
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>>6572647
how bad is bleach really? and sudoku?

anything involving your stomach seems to be particularly nasty.
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>>6572878
better than burning

gross, but better
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>>6572878
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>>6572926
Bleach burns your throat. You don't drink it inasmuch as it coats your throat from the inside
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>you now realize that at least one person in the general has raped someone
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>>6572946
Who?
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>>6572684
Er, okay...Never did this before, expect terrible things.

>It's been a long day. The three crusaders, just reaching adulthood, have set out on their own to earn their crests.
>So far the journey has been tough. A group of diamond dog bandits have tried to take the gems they had as well as their lives.
>The group was quickly dispatched, and the group rests at their makeshift camp in the forest.
>Applebloom, Scootaloo notes, has been complaining of shoulder pains for some time now. Perhaps the bandits hit her harder than she gave them credit for?
>After several moments of arguing, Applebloom is convinced to remove her armor, so that the more woods-wary scootaloo can have a look.
>after checking the area, and asking Sweetie Belle to stand guard, the young crusader begins to undo the upper half of her armor.
>After fumbling with the clasps, she finally raises the hauberk over her head, revealing the toned body of a lass who has spent her life on the farm.
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>>6572946
>>you now realize that at least one person in the general has raped someone
Source?
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>>6572946
terrible feel
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>>6572937
>being eaten alive by insects is worse than burning to death
It's becoming increasingly obvious that your head is completely closed off to outside stimulus.
Why not just make a recording of yourself that says "burning is worse" and then play it on repeat?
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>>6572946
I did in 1990.
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SHowing worst pone next episode

http://www.synchtube.com/r/norMLPeople#
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>>6572878
well holy fucking shit
I'll take one minute of blazing hell over that any day
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>>6572961
>keeping the names
This is hilarious
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>>6572946

>implying the depraved and lonely horse-fucking neckbreads that browse this threads can even muster to look at a female let alone rape one
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>>6572913
>the causes of death by crucifixion are: impalement, exposure, infection, shock, and blood loss.

>Impalement, infection, shock, and blood loss.

From what. You tie them to the cross with a rope. Nail them up and they die to quickly due to above factors.

>Exposure

Maybe. But you're going to have become exhausted and lost the reflexive ability to stand up again to allow your breathing before that becomes an issue. Why do you think they gave the biblical ones vinegar to drink and broke their legs when they wanted them to die quickly for their holy day.
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>>6572946
>not expecting this place to be filled with the worst manner of scum
It's almost like you want to be disappointed.
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>>6572966
bob saget plz go
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>>6572921
>says the guy insulting people over the internet
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>>6572926
Bleach causes severe gastric distress, pain, vomitting, and bleeding. Nasty way to die.

Not as bad as burning.
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>>6572946

>MT will never rape you

feels bad
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>>6572980
Implying I'd change them in order to make it more "enjoyable"
Also should I keep going or what?
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>you now realize that at least one person in the general has drank soja milk
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Fluttershy has both the most massive boobs and the tootiest booty
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>>6572965
>this way of death is icky and gross and has bugs and poop in it
>poop, ha ha ha
>it must be worse than burning
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>>6573013
Sure, I like it
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pone#Latin

>pōne
>behind; in the rear of

oh
unf
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>>6572803
Was it good? I'm afraid to fencehop, I don't want to get shot.
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>>6573004
>says the guy who fucks a horse
Don't even talk, you brute.
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>>6573013
I'm going to sleep unfortunately.

Good night, MLPG! I hope I'll dream about fires, gangrene and pony knights.
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>>6573016
Do you think the force of her farts make her tits sway in the wind?
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The Boats is worse than burning alive.
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>>6573040
I don't think it would.
I know it would.
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>>6573029
Luckily little to noone has guns here.
It also happens to be in a small town.
Takes some time getting used to for sure, but worth it.
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>>6573046
Your MOM is worse than burning alive.
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>>6573022
YOU ARE BEING EATEN ALIVE BY FUCKING INSECTS YOU SELF-CENTERED PIECE OF SHIT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HORRIFYING THAT IS?!

I don't care WHERE the fuck you work, or WHAT the fuck you've seen, don't you fucking DARE marginalize one primal fear just because another one sucks.

Yes I am mad. Fuck you.
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Would you all just shut the fuck already?
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>>6573081
are you a bug
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>>6573009
>wanting MT to rape you

Ugh.
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>>6573081
>how horrifying it is?

It's pretty bad. Not as bad as burning.
>>
It's like you're TRYING not to talk about ponies or something!
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>>6573022

>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior spaces of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe bowel movement and diarrhoea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body to attract insects to the exposed appendages.

>He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenceless individual's faeces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within his exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous.

>The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that dehydration or starvation did not kill him. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

>Death by scaphism was incredibly painful, humiliating and protracted. Plutarch writes in his biography of Artaxerxes II that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner in 401 BC for boasting about killing Cyrus the Younger, survived 17 days before dying

Are you fucking serious. I would rather be burned alive than this.
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>>6573097
all I wanted to do was talk about how cute Twilight is
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>>6572878
>"In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired."
I want to be on fire right now
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>>6573093
It's worse. And fuck you for being so insistent.
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>>6573083
Have some christmas instead.
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we live on a wet planet of nervous apes
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>>6573092

>not wanting that delicious MT booty
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>>6573054
But how do you know?
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which pony should i print out and rub all over my body
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>>6573105
What's there to talk about?

I mean just look at her.

A pony has no business being that cute.
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>>6573121
It doesn't look delicious from what I saw.
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>>6573105
she is cute and i like her much
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>>6571175
Pink pony is excellent with purple.

Just, you know, not with Twilight. I don't know what they they have in common enough to be in a romantic relationship.
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>>6573110
Maybe if you had some sort of bug phobia.

You know what? Not even then. Pain is a lot worse than fear.
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>>6573139

MT

She's small though, so you should print out a whole bunch of little MT's and shower your body with them
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>over two weeks of shitting yourself, being stung and eaten alive
>even more insects after the ones laid in your skin hatch

Yeah, no, I'll pass. Atleast after the 30 seconds of burning my nerves would be gone.
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>>6573121
Eww just, eww
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>>6573151
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>>6573163
You're entitled to your idiotic opinions.
Now can we stop talking about this?
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>>6573151
I wonder how her friends can put up with someone like her.
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>>6573157

She doesn't have any pics of it and she doesn't wear very form fitting clothes.

There's no way of any of us knowing for sure.
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>>6573099
Gotta hand it to the ancients, they really knew how to strike fear in the hearts of men.
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>>6573151
ffffffhnnngh
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>>6573179
I doubt they make clothes that fit her form.
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>>6573178
The same way she puts up with them.
Just barely.
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>>6573163
>pain is worse than fear
I'm as biased as you, but sometimes I wish I could have straightforward pain instead of whatever goes on in my head for a few seconds after waking up from a nightmare
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Purpleautism is cute when she doesn't talk.
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>>6573166
I don't want to frolic in a shower of namefags

i want to roll in pony
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>>6573151
>A pony has no business being t
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>>6573188
Humans are fucking insane.
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>>6573172
I like how the pupils seem to stay the same size because of the zoom-in and suddenly they expand as if they just caught up
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>tfw no earth pony wifu to bake you delicious earth pony baked goods
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Link to the new episode?
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>>6573171
>>6573157

More for me, enjoy your horse flank while I'm grabbing me some MT pank in my mind ;_;
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>>6573208
Oh, I'm not biased at all. I came about my beliefs objectively.
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>>6573242
Gross.
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>>6573242
UGH
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>>6573163

>Maybe if you had some sort of bug phobia.

Are you serious. It's not supposed to make you scared and feel uncomfortable. I mean come on

>But what is meant by the ‘boats,’ I must now explain for the benefit of less well informed readers. Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim’s head, hands, and feet only are left outside. Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man’s mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun. This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death.
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>>6573248
>I'm just right! Why can't you see that?!
"Objectively" nothing.
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>>6573151
She can be cute when she wants. That shot of her in the water in Magic Duel was adorable as fuck.
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>>6573266
Yeah, that's pretty gross, anon.

But if I'm being killed there's worse things to worry about than things that are gross.
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>>6573151
Wow, ponies have really ugly eyes.
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>>6573216
>being t
>t t t
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>>6573306

I think you're trolling.
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>>6573203

Sure they do, she's just bad at fashion
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>>6573266
the fact that humans could even think up something like this just proves that we are an evil, despicable species. hopefully a new world war will wipe us extinct through nuclear fire
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>>6573310
Don't say it...
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>>6573138
Why do pones love the feeling of flutter's face against their rumps so much?
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>>6573225
> Twilight reads from the Record of Humanity sent by the human delegation, drilling down into the histories they didn't bother translating from the Greek
> the English and other modern-language ones all have positive portrayals of humanity
> the Histories she can translate using this or that spell, on the other hand --
> she tries as well as she can to get out of the First Contact talks, terrified of the people she thought she knew

Trying to talk Twilight through the fact our society has changed significantly in 200 and 2400 years for better and worse would be tricky. She's used to a god-queen who's been ruling for some 1000 years and lived longer than that; the fact we just don't use that punishment any more would probably calm her nerves.

The fact we now use instant death from afar on grand scales like drone bombings and the nuclear bomb and (for the first half of the 20th century) biological agents in war - that wouldn't put her at ease.

Griffons would be bros, though.
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>>6573322
no, it proves that there were some fucked-up people back then just as there are now

don't you go all sociopathic on me
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>>6573315
I think that you think being super edgy means that it's worse way to die. But you'd be wrong.

Tell me, anon. Is being eaten by bugs worse than being eaten by rats? That actually happens, you know. How about lions? Bears? Is that better than being eaten by bugs?

because they're all better than being burnt to death.
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>>6573266

That's pretty fucking awful.

There aren't many people I'd with that on.
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>>6573340
Because her face is really soft.
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people always mix up 'punishment' with 'vengeance'
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>>6573316
Anon, I want to look at cute ponies and you are posting something on the opposite of that spectrum.
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>>6573329
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>>6573023
Very well.
>Suddenly everyone comes over. I forgot I had to move shit from one room to another.

I'll write it up proper and stick it up on pastebin or something next time I can pony in secret
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>>6573378

sorry
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>massive anti-NRA reaction in media
fuck. I hate America.
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wood u cheer up weeties sexually
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>your favorite CMC is doing this in front of you
>what do?
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>>6573395
no
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>>6573362

Yes, definitely trolling.
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>>6573406
>Stop little pony you are not for sexual
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>>6573060
Did you get her to wink or was she skittish? It looks like it'd feel fucking great from what I've seen
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>>6573406
>b-b-b-back that ass up
>nonsexually
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>>6573395
Yeah, uh
Every time there's a major spree killing we think "think of the children" and there's backlash, believing we do need more stringent gun control
And this time they killed 17 kids.
Welcome to New Norway.
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>>6573362
the whole time thing matters here
I think you can't fit enough pain into half a minute to compare to days or weeks of suffering
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>>6573406
>Bab's doing that
>B-B-B Back dat ass up!
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>>6573406
Tell her to take off that makeup, there's no way she's going out with that boy a grade higher in that get-up.
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>>6573316
I would MT nonsexually, and sexually if she wanted me to.
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>>6573430
Oh yeah, she totally counts as a CMC.
I never thought of that.
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>>6573316
That's MT?

>>6573433
Ditto
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>>6573406
I don't know if I should imagine Scoots or Sweetie doing that.
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>>6573406
>>
Now that we've talked about worst ways to die, how about the best?

I'd say asphyxiated underneath Fluttershy's fat fuzzy ass would easily rank in the top 5
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日本のお前ら!
moot君とのゲリラオフ会、やりませんか?
7月24日(日)午後3時、ラジ館前で集合!
その後の予定:こまけえこたぁいいんだよ!!
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>>6573475
>smothered by princess
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>>6573475
> touching off fetish discussion at 7pm
Oh god no
Please no
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>>6573459

No, but the woman in the picture is very similar. MT's boobs are a bit smaller.
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>>6573475
Bullet to the head is way best
Helium/carbon monoxide suffocation is a good second
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>>6573487
it's ... holy shit it's 1bong

'time for bed', said Zebedee
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>>6573477
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>>6573477

>moonrunes

What does it say? What does it say?
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>>6573475
Would she fill your lungs with her farts?
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>>6573475
pone forever
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>>6573499
You guys in Japan!
Geriraofu meeting with you moot, why not do it?
3:00 (Sunday) afternoon, set in the Raj tatemae July 24!
It's okay Da was Kee-ko Booth: To be followed!
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>>6573499

You guys in Japan!
Geriraofu meeting with you moot, why not do it?
3:00 (Sunday) afternoon, set in the Raj tatemae July 24!
It's okay Da was Kee-ko Booth: To be followed!
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>>6573504
Yes, I could suffocate on her delicious farts with that fat butt cushioning my face
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>>6573477
HAIL LUNA
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Shiny
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>>6573532
WHY IS BLUE PONE GOLDEN NOW?
>>
Which of the CMC would die if Caramel shot up their school?
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>he doesn't have a daughteru
>He has a "waifu" instead
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>>6573538
>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VIGILANTES, YAY!
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>>6573534
Because she has a heart of gold.
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>>6573545

Rarity is my waifu. Sweetie Belle is my daughteru
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>>6573538
all of them
but they would reanimate as zombies
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>>6573509
2hard4me
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>>6573538
I hope the police find that the fucker visited 4chan. it won't take down the site but it'll put so much pressure on this culture.
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>>6573524
What if instead it caused you to blow up like a balloon?
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>>6573545
I'd rather have a poneimouto.

That way I can be slightly sexual with her, but only if she stats it.
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>>6573475
By SNUSNU
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>>6573549
>they shoot the cop N1
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>>6573564
It really wouldn't though
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>>6573564
>Implying Breivik didn't frequent /pol/
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>>6573582
impossible
everyone knows doc dies n1
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>>6573545
I have an imoutou. is that close enough?
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>>6573574
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>>6573564

You must be really, REALLY new.
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>>6573583
>cops have to monitor /b/ 24/7
>their salaries are doubled
>>
so how long until tara strong starts selling her filthy stained unwashed underwear on The Internet
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>>6573605
she could probably make it look like charity.
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>>6573605
If she did that, she'd be rich in no time.
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>>6573583
Video games get so much flak from the media, and it's because of the massive fan base and multi million dollar companies that keep that anti-VG sentiment from growing. What does 4chan have? ~100 mods and a mid 20's admin already over burdened.
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>>6573605
>he didn't get one of the 100 preorder slots
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>>6573597
Shame that's not drawn better.
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>>6573619

4chan is already well-known as a hive of scum and villainy. 4chan is not a sekrit klubhouse.
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>>6573577
>Sweetie Belle will never be your ponimouto
>Rarity will never be your ponee-chan
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>>6573618
she already sold a used twilight shirt that had touched her naked boobs for $500. it was for charity though.
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>>6573605
>granny panties with orange stains, holes and baggy elastic
>>
DUSK DAWN WILL BE SHOWN SOON


BEST PONES WILL HAPPEN

GET IT[
spoiler]
http://www.synchtube.com/r/norMLPeople#
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>>6573648
I want to become somebody's senpai

how do I do this
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>>6573648
I bet Spitfire would be a cool ponee-chan
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>>6573642
A few raids and some ties with Anonymous the group. Nothing like this. Picture it; 20 kids dead, and the killer is linked to having visited /b/:/v/ heavily. It'd be so sweet seeing millions of eye looking at 4chan with anger.
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>>6573640
I know right? The world needs more good quality fart inflation pics
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>>6573663
be better than someone at something
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14 MORE HOURS UNTIL NEW PONY

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE WITH MLPG
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>>6573648
I'd rather be Sweetie's fake boyfriend.
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>>6573670
>A few raids and some ties with Anonymous the group.

Yeah so basically you don't know jack shit about what this site has been implicated in. I bet you'd mess with football.
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>>6573679
well shit
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>>6573666
satan, stop tempting me with a fiesty militairy older sister fantasy. that's too many different fetishes in one.
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>>6573670
What if the killer was found to frequent only mlpg
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>>6573605
>Tara Unwashed
How long until she does a voice recording of twilight unwashed?
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>>6573670
it might weed normal fags out
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>>6573679
well

which pony plays smash bros
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>>6573670
Let's pretend you're not retarded for a moment.
It still wouldn't matter
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>crookedtrees said he is going to draw ponies again

Place your bets.
How long until he quits again and possibly delete everything?

I give him a week
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>>6573677
>fart inflation
Is this a thing or did you guys just make that up?
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>>6573696
I'd laugh.
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>>6573706

>>6573597
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>>6573700
or attract huge normalfag attention
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>>6573706
It's a thing. Not a very tasteful thing, but it's a thing.
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>>6573688
>Messing with football
That's serious fucking business, anon. You DO NOT mess with football.
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>>6573697
Someone post it to her twitter or somethng.
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>>6573688
Why should I care about the history of 4chan? Moot certainly doesn't, and there is no archive to back up any defense of the site.

>>6573703
>known to have visited /b/
>it's in the media heavily
>somehow this doesn't matter

The media gets it's panties all in a bunch with video games being in someones life. You're naive to think this wouldn't be the same.
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>>6573704
Two days.
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>>6573714
no, normals came because anonammoooose was a thing and was all about revolution and activism

We can get them to hate us again
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>>6573704
Maybe a month...
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>>6573737
>Why should I care about the history of 4chan?

Because it helps when asserting what would happen to a website whether something similar has happened to the website before with no problems. Which it has. Multiple times.
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>>6573737
Because everyone already knows what video games are, and video games already have a mainstream reputation.
Imagine if they discovered he went to like, fuckin NeoGAF or some w40kids forum. No one would give a shit
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>>6573704
I give him 11 minutes
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Has Chistery been working on Cosmo's story. Now I want to read it.
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>>6573735
This. My sides would leave this dimension.
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>>6573737
it's stupid, but we can no longer pretend it can't happen
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>>6573776
>chistery
>working on anything

LOL
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>>6573758
If it happens, the media won't. Only a few hundred thousand of at most knows the ins and outs of 4chan from the decade it's been around. No one significant cares about what happened in the past.

>>6573766
it would. They would want to know what was posted on those forums. The media is going to dissect this guys life.
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>>6573395
Well, at least the media's better than the NRA.

Right now the NRA is blaming video games.
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>>6573706
How long have you been on the internet? everything is a thing.
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>>6573597
>pinkie will never inflate fluttershy with her farts
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What if pony never got their cutie mark?
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>>6573791
Chistery has become the number one name with which to discuss the show, so stranger things have happened.
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Any pony montage videos that are of this level of quality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg

>vocal-less music
>music fits the montages
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>>6573801
All of a sudden I want to look up computer screen blow jobs.
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>tfw MLPG actually convinced you to try fucking a pony

what am I doing with my life
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>>6573792
>If it happens, the media won't. Only a few hundred thousand of at most knows the ins and outs of 4chan from the decade it's been around. No one significant cares about what happened in the past.

No, you don't seem to fucking understand.

You say "If X happens, Y will result". I reply with "X has happened many times before, and Y did not result". The argument is not "The media will think about a previous time X has happened and not report on it", it's "The media will report on it and fuck all will happen".
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>>6573691
What? you don't like hanging out with your big sis?
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>>6573704
Everytime he realizes being part of something is stupid he will try to leave. But then when he gets lonely he will try to come back. Quitting is the progressive option but staying is less painful. Ah, such is life.
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>>6573827
at least you're only hurting yourself
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>>6573827
Nothing good apparently.

Go learn flash and roll in the brony bucks.
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I hate zebras
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>>6573850
racist
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>>6573850
but there's only one
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>>6573850
Rarity is pretty with a wet mane
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>wanting my waifu as a sister

Pls no anon, it's already bad enough her voice sucks now.
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>>6573792
Yeah, you're right. That's why Marilyn Manson never put out another album after 1999
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Look at this faggot
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>>6573871

They breed like rats. You let one of them live in a shack on the edge of town and BOOM suddenly they take all our good ponies
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>>6573880
>being the not so famous older brother of Sapphire Shores.

Even with all the fame going around, she'd still make time to spend time with you.
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>>6573889
where?
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>>6573833
>the media finds out he visited 4chan
>thinking somehow this means fuck all and nothing will happen

Meanwhile there have been Congressmen who have tried to pass laws on video games. Video games that have ranged from blood on the walls shooters to kid friendly bible games. People will not care about your logic, however logical it may be.

20 children are dead. Anything significant will be on the headlines for weeks to come. If 4chan is one of them, fuck everything will happen.

Remember Jessica Slaughter? /b/ was "dressed up nice" for Good Morning America. People came to 4chan to see what the hubbub was all about with this girl crying on the TV in the morning. That was very low level stuff. This is not.
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What's the big deal with this shooting?

It's not like it hasn't happened before, and that 4chan hasn't been implicated before.
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i like children :)
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>>6573922
Consequences will never be the same.
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>>6573834
>>6573834
....n-no! It'd be wrong to not want to hang out with her....but that outfit...
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>>6573943

>what's the big deal about 20 kids dying?

Jeez anon, are you completely devoid of sympathy?
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>>6573943
Every shooting is always a big deal
'specially when it's little kids
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http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannel

in celebration of mic and mandos canon appearence jj is drawn their OC's with sibsy and dash
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>>6573837
>But then when he gets lonely he will try to come back

lonley?

how?
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>>6573963
It's kinda like how those kids are now devoid of life
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Wait a minute, how do we know that he even visited 4chan?
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>>6573973
we don't and he probably didn't
it's a hypothetical discussion
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>>6573973
Did he even?
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>>6573922

You seem to think that 4chan is more important or noteworthy than it is. This is a legion mindset you should have grown out of by now.

The only way it would ever be on the news is if he posted on /b/ about doing it. Which he obviously didn't because it would be all over /b/ by now if he did.

And even that kind of shit doesn't take down sites. It didn't even take down Krautchan, which is tiny compared to 4chan.
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>>6573968
I don't fucking care about pancakes.
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>>6573972

Are we like, going full edgy tonight?
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>>6573943
If there's a school shooting in America, it's a big deal
If children are abused or killed in America, it's a big deal
School Shooting+Dead Kids=Massive Deal
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>>6573963

I guess I just got used to it when a guy went into a nursery and killed a few babies and nurses with his own knife then rode home like nothing happened.

I've stopped caring, it's the only way to deal with it.
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i want the edgy /b/ teenagers to leave
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>>6573968
>tfw you liked Sibsy before she had an OC.

She was like...the person I wanted to be..the job, the attitude, the skill, everything...and then she turned into this brony idol
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>>6573993
>edgy
nice buzzword
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>>6573996
>I've stopped caring, it's the only way to deal with it.
That doesn't make it not a big deal
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>>6573968

>mic and mandos canon appearence

What

Where
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>>6573834
I want Spitfire to scream at me like a drill sergeant while I fuck her
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>>6573998
>pancakes pancakes wah pancakes
ignore shit
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>>6573968
>in celebration of mic and mandos canon appearence

WAIT WHAT?

i haven't been here the whole dar

what the hell did i miss?

EXPLAIN!
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>>6574004

>making dead kid jokes
>not edgy

Anon, please go.
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>>6574006
Shitsy got them onto a cover of comic issue #2
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If you could be a pony made of any element, which would it be?
For the sake of simplicity, we're keeping it to the base five: water, wind, earth, fire, and heart/soul.
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>>6573973
We don't, I'm saying how awesome it would be if he did.

Moot and Co. are already burdened to death with shit posters and spam. I get the feeling from their attitude of "We're deeply in the red and it's a pain to run the site, but I refuse to accept donations because of some virtuous bullshit I've had for 7+ years" they paint themselves to be victims.

How sweet it would be for them to be faced with reality.
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>>6574006
http://micthemicrophone.tumblr.com/post/37920495989/sldkgnads-kjbasg-okay-so-sibsy-apparently-put-my
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>>6574026
>pony made out of heart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>6574026
I would assume all ponies are made of Carbon
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>>6574006

They were very smally printed on one of the MANY covers of the mlp comic coming out.

AKA it has nothing to do with the comic OR the show whatsoever.
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>>6573922
>Jessica Slaughter

Poor Jessi. She was a loli suffering physical and sexual abuse. Of course she was hypersexual and psycho.

She's on meds now, and I think she's calmed down a bit. But she's a wiccan/goth and calling herself Damien. She wants to be seen as a dad. And the medication she uses made her super fat.

http://gorgonize-the-masses.tumblr.com/

I'd fuck her if she lost 20 pounds. I'd hold her and protect her and guide her.
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>>6574005

We've got a big shooting in America every few months now. So just because it was kids it's important now? The world is a fucked up place
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>>6574025
>Shitsy
Man you are so creative

You deserve a gold star
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>>6574022
they appear in the comic and the comic is canon
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>>6573824

>some shitty anime
>some shitty dubstep

Fuck off /a/. FUck off /mu/
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>>6574022
>>6574006
Sibsy put them on an alternate cover to the second issue of the MLP comic miniseries.

>>6574052
On the cover only. She isn't doing the main issue's art.
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>>6574052

On the comic book COVER

Not in the fucking comic god damnit.

The cover means literally nothing. There's DOZENS of covers

Jesus fucking christ
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>>6574052

WHERE?

SHOW ME!
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>>6574052

cover =/= comic
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>>6574046
>We've got a big shooting in America every few months now
This is like a sentence I would see as an example of "big deal" in a dictionary
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>>6574057
>dubstep
>all electronic music is dubstep to plebs now
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>>6574077
when the show writers say the comic is canon that means the entire comic you idiot. not just the parts you like.
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>>6574052
a cover is even less canon than an intro
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>>6574044
Holy Christ, she got fat, I bet she can suck cock like a champ though
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>>6574094
the covers are literally just fan-art
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>>6574084
That's just because the shooters know they can get attention that way. Just ignore them, and they'll go away.
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>>6574084

So what is going to happen about it?

There's going to be a whole big debate about gun control, the gunnuts will come out of the woodwork again, lots of shitflinging at each other, and the public moves on to a new drama, without anything happening

If something else happens this time, then I'll be interested.
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>>6574084
America's a pretty big place
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>>6574094

But the cover isn't part of the comic.
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>>6573985
Did all those kids post and talk about video games? Did the Columbine kids shout to everyone about their video game sessions at the bowling alleys? No, but the media focused on it anyway. Did they talk about them shooting at the ranges for practice? Did any of the shooters anywhere ever talk about their personal family problems they might have had? Any mental illnesses?

The lifes of those who do evil doesn't become relevant until the evil is done. And 4chan is nothing special. If it's news, it's news, and nothing good can come from it in relation to 4chan. And I never said it would take down the site, I said it would burden the limited staff it has.
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>>6574094

Sibsy doesnt write the comic.

Sibsy doesnt do art for the comic

Sibsy doesnt decide what characters are in the comic.

They told her to draw a single picture for the top of one of them so she did. Jesus
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>>6574102
THIS

I expect MLPG to at least be versed in the basics from /co/.

Covers lie.
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REMEMBER THAT EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY WHERE THAT STALLION SHOT UP THAT SCHOOL AND KILLED A BUNCH OF LITTLE FILLIES AND COLTS?
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>>6574112
Even if we banned all guns, I don't see it seriously "fixing" this.
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>>6574057
You obviously haven't spent much time on /a/ if you think they like amvs.
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The issue isn't with guns, it's with psychological health. America is just fucking nuts.
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>>6574112
That's just because we've got a weird and corrupt political system that would use a tragedy for their agenda, and a public that is more bandwagony than /mu/
But that still doesn't mean school shootings are trivial
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>>6574146
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>artist puts a shout out to her friends on a comic cover
>people go full autism
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>>6574128
>Did the Columbine kids shout to everyone about their video game sessions at the bowling alleys? No, but the media focused on it anyway.

Yeah and then what happened? Like, nothing.

>it would burden the limited staff it has.

How would it do that exactly?
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>>6574078
>>6574078
>>6574078
>>6574078
>>6574078

SHOW ME THAT COVER!
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I bet one of the kids that died was a rarity fan, they deserved it.
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>>6574107
>Holy Christ, she got fat, I bet she can suck cock like a champ though

I don't know what she's on specifically, but the really strong medication does that. The bonus is that her typing is completely coherent now, and she seems way more stable. Just less fuckable.

Remember Dot chan? She's very mental, and the meds made her fat too.
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>>6574044

Not gonna lie, I would fuck her.
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>>6574166
Only a couple of idiots most others are being surprisingly rational about it.
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>>6574162

No what makes a shooting trivial is when the public moves on after a week of media attention without any sort of changes (wether it's more gun control or other measures), and that will happen.
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>>6574165
I hope this is a parody. A gun is not a sentient being. It is incapable of harming a person on its own. This is silly.
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>>6574188
As would I. She's not realy fat, just a bit chubby.
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>tfw the OC Generals are gone and you have nowhere to ask for comments on a weird OC thing you drew up one day
>tfw no face
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>>6574174

Here.
Its literally the equivilant of a piece of fanart
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>>6574165
4/10 slight rage

only a complete idiot would take this picture seriously but you still tricked me.
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>>6574187
Mood stabilizers will make you fat, probably risperdone or something
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>>6574204
And then another school shooting happens because there was a full fucking week of media coverage about it.

See:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4
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>>6574160

I agree, we're fucking crazy.
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>>6574213
>>6574165

>Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

A deflection. Humans used guns as tools to kill people. Remove or restrict them, and then they will have less kill-tools. It's not hard.

The Chinese have knife attacks instead of school shootings. Very few fatalities from those.
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>>6574224
I wouldn't even be able to tell that was Mic if you hadn't pointed him out. Holy fuck you are all awful
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>>6574224
Any funny enough, it wasn't until someone pointed them out that "we" started bitching.
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>>6574204
okayokayokay
Let me break this down a little bit because you're clearly not understanding
The fact that the public eye has ADD and will get distracted by the nest big thing; the fact that our political system is broken and lobbyists are immoral; those things don't make this trivial
School shootings are a big deal. The consequences are irrelevant.
The media, the public, etc does. not, matter
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>>6574160
I'm American and I can agree with that.
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>>6574213
>A gun is not a sentient being. It is incapable of harming a person on its own.

I always thought this was a silly argument. It suggests that to reduce deaths, the correct course of action is to somehow ban the shooters, or at least catch them all before it happens. The absurdity of that then leads to the conclusion "Oh well, there's nothing to be done". When the proof is that the stricter the control, the less murders happen.
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>>6574240
>Mood stabilizers will make you fat, probably risperdone or something

Anti-psychotics as well.
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>>6574252
>Since the knives hardly kill people it's okay
Just ban knives too.
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>>6574112
They killed 17 children between five and ten.

Say hello to new restrictions on people with pre-existing mental health conditions, because that'll make us feel like it did something.

Now let's talk about pone, you /pol/istinians.
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>>6574267

I'm bitching over the fact he thinks it's actually him.
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>>6574160
>Man uses guns acquired illegally to shoot up a school
>People discuss gun control for legally acquired weapons rather than undiagnosed mental health issues and the ease at which guns can be acquired illegally in America
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>>6574252
Toasters don't toast toast.
Toast toasts toast.
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>>6574259
>>6574267
>>6574224
keep living in denial bronays
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>>6574213
>>6574230
I can't ever hope to understand you people
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>>6574044
>loli suffering physical and sexual abuse

Woah, what?
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>>6574281
They did for people under 15 in the UK and Australia. People are still pissed off.
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>>6574188

I am seriously thinking of adding her on skype and offering her help with her homework. Free tutoring would probably help her out a lot.
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>>6574287

It is.

They're both very close friends with Sibsy.

Sibsy literally TOLD mic that it was him.
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>>6574287
sisbsy is friends with mic you idiot, dont you fallow the brony fandom at all
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>you now realize that at least one person in the general has literally fucked a horse
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>>6574170
Nothing happened, but attention was still drawn to it. The same will not happen with 4chan.

I don't know what moot has had to go through over the past decade. But I am absolutely sure he's had some organizations talk to him, feds and otherwise. Nothing in the past compares to this however. Even if some secret shit went down that was MASSIVE, it still would be irrelevant. The fallout of public attention of this scale focused on 4chan would remove all the safety it has. Right now, it's safe with the reputation of "The old site that is gross and weird. You probably shouldn't go there" with normal, every day people who use the web, at best. If the shooter and the site are linked, questions will be asked by many people, and they won't have that luxury. they will have to come out in public and address peoples concerns, people they can't just ignore in the past, not with this many anger voices wanting answers.
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>>6574298
>misspelling brony to bypass the filter
Beyond pathetic.
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>>6574165
>Not per capita
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For your enjoyment and learning.

TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING SHOW.
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>>6574224

And this is why you guys are freaking out?

PPFFFFFFFF

Wow, this pathetic.

I really hope you guys are just trolling.
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>>6574281

>I am okay letting psychos have easy access to high powered weaponry
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>>6574314

I have never experienced anyone being pissed off for under 15s being banned from buying knives.
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>>6574334
And it was worth it, never came harder in my life
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>>6574353
Who the fuck said that? Get out of here you dubsfag.
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>>6574252
I agree, it's a poor deflection, but there are several problem with those statistics
1) They're comparing gun violence, not total violent death numbers. If guns were banned, gun homicide rates would drop and knife homicide rates would rise.
2) They're comparing total numbers, not rates.
3) There are cultural differences between the countries presented. The US might not respond the same in a society without legal guns as the germans or the swedes do.
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>>6574316

How are you gonna fuck her though? I doubt she trusts anyone on the internet anymore.
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>>6574344
It's probably a parody of how Jim the Troll, from the recent IDW comic, pronouces ponies as "PO-NAYS"
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>>6574314
>UK and Australia
The nanny states of the modern world
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>>6574356
They think it's nanny-state shit, which I guess it is

But how many people under 15 need to buy knives at all?
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>>6574309

Her dad was arrested for hitting her. Not an isolated incident. Jessi is/was also:

>hypersexual since 11
>psycho

Those don't just happen with 11 year olds. Very common in girls who are sexually and physically abused. I have seen it personally a lot.
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>>6574369
You also have to consider how the illegal weapons trade would react to a ban on civilian firearms.
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>>6574326

>don't you follow the fandom

No, I can't say that I do anon.
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>>6574376

Lemme just say that, fuck, I'm loving the comics so far.

Anyone else?
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>>6574372
She's fat, needy, and emotionally vulnerable, that's like the perfect combo for getting easy pussy
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>>6574390
Yeah, it's pretty good.
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>>6574273

>The media, the public, etc does. not, matter

It does matter. Since they are the issue. This whole society is going crazy and everybody knows it. Shootings are just the symptoms. Same with suicide rates rising every year.

Everybody pretends to give a fuck for a week because the media tells them to and then we move on because the media tells them to.

Politicians don't give a fuck about the shootings since it gives them an opportunity to shout big words and get some media coverage for whatever campaign they're doing.

So really what's the thing that matters? The shooting or the fact that nobody really cares about why it happened and it doesn't benefit the media or politicians to find it out. And the public is on average too distracted to care.

If anybody gave a shit, we'd have taken a good look ast ourselves as a society after the first few shootings
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>>6574378

>They think it's nanny-state shit

I have never experienced anyone saying to me "Man, I wish under 15s were allowed to buy knives again" except the kind of gangland scrotes that the laws were invented because of.
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>>6574353
You know what "big, scary gun" the connecticut shooter had? a .223 rifle and 2 handguns.

.223 rifles are squirrel hunting guns and we give handguns to every hick who signs up to be a police officer.
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>>6574384
> hypsersexual
She was a camwhore, not "hypersexual."

Camwhoring can and does begin at 13-some in the non-abused.
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Would you watch those shitty christmas movies with the CMC
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>>6574384
I didn't know her dad fucked her
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>>6574390

is better than the show
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>>6574397

What state does she even live in? How old is she?
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>>6574372

>Implying a true hero and a true human being needs sex as a reward
>Implying the joy of making a girl smile isn't reward enough.
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why dont they just make school shooting illegal? then it wont happen anymore.
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>>6574390
Too bad the artist is moving on after #4
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>>6574390
Same here, shit's pretty great and I am looking forward to the miniseries coming february(it's where that Dash cover comes from)
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>>6574431
that's the biggest problem here, I don't see handguns being illegal as a huge deterrent to people who want to go shoot at other people.
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>>6574407
all of those being perfectly functional murder-sticks in anyone's hands
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>>6574426
> needs sex as a reward
It may not be a reward, it could just be, you know, a thing that happens.

All because guys tend to fuck the damsiel they just saved after the day is won doesn't necessarily mean it's because he won that day. They had other things going on.
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>>6574390

I'm enjoying it more then the show at the moment. The show isn't bad but the comics are really good.
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>>6574405
whoa wait
>Since they are the issue
uh, since when? Because last time I checked, the issue was the kids and the guy who shot them, not this meta political crap
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>>6574409

She was bragging about having sex since she was 11. And she posts nudes since 12. She's pretty slutty/easy.

It's not just that alone though. She's also psycho. Those two pieces make it very likely her dad sexually abused her. Or someone did.
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>>6574406
There's a serious fucking problem with people if they think that preventing kids from buying knives is 'nanny stating'
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>>6574410
Yes.

Even this.
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>>6574499
God that movie sucks.
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oh dear
I fapped to drone pony
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>>6574499
to be fair I'd give cousin mel the dick
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>>6574499
Oh god please not that

>hearing that shitty song play every 5 seconds during the movie
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>>6574469
>everything is fine, the only problem are a few isolated psychos popping up every now and then
you can tell it's wrong because that's what the average american believes
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>>6574511
first step towards loyalty, little fly
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>>6573425
>believing we do need more stringent gun control
Don't we?
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>>6574440

>Too bad the artist is moving on after #4

I really don't know shit about comics.

Does that usually happens with comics?

They change artists so fast?
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>>6574532
> you can tell it's wrong because it's what the average person believes, instead of the weirdos who believe it like me
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>>6574511
that's just weird
how would you even have a sexual fantasy involving a drone?
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>>6574533
I mean the other drone pony
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Sorry, but no quest tonight. Tonights my last chance to hang with a friend before he moves for good. Also its my birthday tomorrow. It's going to be a big weekend. Sorry if anyone was waiting and for not mentioning it last week.

So here's a joke instead!

If Rainbow Dash and Applejack decided to get together and start a band, what would they call it?

Hay Ocean!
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>>6574361
stop making this sound so appealing
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>>6574552
wut
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>>6574545
yes. then the writers. then the concept. and eventually its liefield blood and guro cape comics all over again
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>>6574511
What?
Drone ponies?
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>>6574545

The writing is fairly nice too, so I dont think I'll mind the switch. Im sure it'll be fairly well drawn by another artist as well.
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>>6574563
Your jokes are gay and so are you.
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>>6574545
Sort of. It depends on a lot of factors, but you can rotate them rather quickly.

At least it was planned, not like Batgirl's writer being fired.
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>>6574426
>Kenshiro will never make you smile
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Kiss saves Santa when?
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>>6574545
Yup, pic related, it's by the new artist

MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC #5
IDEA & DESIGN WORKS LLC
(W) Katie Cook (A) Amy Mebberson (CA) Stephanie Buscema, Amy Mebberson
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>>6574544
Probably, but whether or not it'll get the results we expect - fewer deaths or fewer sprees - I don't know. We tried it after Columbine and all the others, and it hasn't stemmed the tide.

But please, let's talk pone.
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>>6574532
>that greentext
Yup. That's exactly what I was saying.
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>>6574440
Really? Do we know who's replacing? I like the crazy loose and exaggerated art it has.
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>>6574361
... I have to admit I'm interested. Sickeningly interested.

HOW?
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>>6574454

The American way:

>Man I'm feeling so stressed right now, I've gotta go kill someone oh my god
>Go to a shop
>Buy a gun for like $50 or some shit on credit

Plausible for a crazed psychopath to do without a lot of trouble.

The British way:

>Man I'm feeling so stressed right now, I've gotta go kill someone oh my god
>Become friends with Shady Pete the street gangster so he will hook you up with Dangerous Dave the illegal arms dealer
>Go to someone's house at midnight in a dangerous area and pay like $1.5k in cash for a revolver

Like Shady Pete would ever hook an unstable uncontrollable maniac up with Dangerous Dave or even become friends in the first place. But even if he would do those things it would take a long amount of time and crazy unstable psychopaths aren't renowned for sticking to a plan
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>>6574615

>>6574606
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>>6574606
that looks good though
I guess we'll be fine
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>>6574567
Just Do It.
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>>6574606
Well it still looks pretty good
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>>6574577
I acutally like SUNNO))). At least it's close to music. Not like fuckin' Merzbow.
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>>6574606

Thats cover art though. I'm guessing the art for the story will be a bit different
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>>6574597
>You are already my very best friend
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>>6574407
I personally don't like the idea of hand guns, especially being available to the general public.

They're not tools, they're specifically made to kill other people, they're easily hidden and concealed and are light enough for a child to aim.

I am not however in banning any type of long gun (rifles, shot guns). no matter its calibre. they are more usually tools, or in the case of assault weapons, they may be for killing people, but they're very hard to conceal.

I really don't think people should be disarmed by their government, since the people need a fall back just incase. No government is perfect. And a rifle is insurance against that.

This is a very tragic tragedy, and we should point towards guns as the problem anyways. Why did this guy want to kill his mother, Why was he pushed to the breaking point. School shootings don't happen because there are guns, they happen because there are broken people who need help.

Why they broke, what where their motives and perhaps it points to a greater failing in our society. those are the problems we should be looking at.

Its too easy to point at the weapons and not the person as the main problem. Simply because dealing with inanimate objects is easier.
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What if
They just got rid of all the guns?
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>>6574606
>Atomic Cunt and Worstpone
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>>6574573


That sounds silly to me.

Wouldn't it be better if they kept the same artist for one year at least?
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>>6574556
I'll never reveal my secrets, you're just trying to steal my protein.
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>>6574606
I love it.

Gives me mad EP vibes, which is definitely a good thing.

Though I will really miss the current artist.
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>>6574625
>Become friends with Shady Pete the street gangster so he will hook you up with Dangerous Dave the illegal arms dealer
I appear to have misplaced my sides
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>>6574655
>worstpone

Twilight's not in that picture though
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>>6574606
>all women now

its over
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>>6574621
Warm, tight, wet, winking pussy is just great, there's nothing else to say
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>>6574606
Why is Fluttershy the prettiest pony?
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THE EPISODE HAS LEAKED. REPEAT. THE EPISODE HAS LEAKED:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYTSm5kNzc

Someone synchtube this in a few minutes so we can all watch this together.
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>>6574606
So we'll get another cape comic, then?

Will her name be something she THINKS is witty, like ATOMIC RAINBOW SPLASH?
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What if the shooter visited 4chan and is a brony too? Could moot get pressured by the feds to get rid of /mlp/?
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>>6574625

>shady pete
>dangerous dave
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>>6574658
Welcome to the comic book industry. Here's your seat and there's the door.
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Do comic artists ever do rotations? Like one artist does one arc, another does a second, and then the first artist does the third?
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>>6574699
thanks slowpoke
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>>6574671
>>6574704
They're british.
That's the joke.
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>>6574699
You're a day or two late there, bud.
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which street fighter 4 character has the best theme
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>>6574658
I dunno

Woudn't it had been better to not fire and replace the staff for the walking dead after the first season? The entertainment industry is weird and confusing
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>>6574690

Any one could say that with general horse knowledge. I doubt you.
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>>6574701
Stop being an idiot.
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because.jpg
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>>6574652

Then we'd have to use knives to kill people
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>>6574708
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I drew a giant Lyra because >steam chat told me to
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>>6574652
>>6574735
Sounds pretty boss
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>>6574699
Really, sherlock?
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>>6574376
Except i've been seeing ONE anon (it happens so infrequently)

saying Bronay and generally shit posting all the time lately.
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>>6574658
yes. But the company who produces whatever likes to decide what they want more money from. and they like to make their changes to fit their very bad judgement.
>Hasbro
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>>6574735
But there wouldn't be anymore shootings
So I have solved the problem
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>>6574690
But what about equine diseases and parasites?
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>>6574713
>>6574699

>They know it's leaked
>They aren't discussing it

God damn. Was it that bad? Who wrote it?

When did it leak? I want to go and get that nice new episode discussion.
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>>6574658
Manga is like that most of the time.

And it's usually done to keep talent and variety flowing. Though it usually back fires a ton.

See: pre 160 Archie Sonic. God what a fucking mess.
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>>6574745
Lyra is a bad human fan
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>>6574725
guile then zangief
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>>6574691
maybe it's the wings
...or the mane
or the eyes
...come to think of it, she's just pretty, alright?
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HAHA TIME FOR /pol/
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>>6574753

...It's a lot harder to commit mass stabbings.
So that's nice
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>>6574709
Probably for smaller indie comics, or something that updates very frequently. What I've seen more often is one consistent artist, but you'll get the occasional extra to come in and do one or two comics.
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>>6574767
no way man cody's theme is better than either of those
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>>6574759
No it was good, it leaked two nights ago.

The only thing to wonder about it though is what will happen to rainbow dash now.
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>>6574753

Yes, you have. It takes a lot more guts to kill people with knives. There would be a lot less violence

To disarm USA, not to mention the rest of the world is another issue however
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>>6574759
Merriwether.
It was okay.
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I ran the numbers, according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

in a 70 year lifespan you have in the US a .294% chance of being murdered with a gun assuming current gun violence rates.

In other words, roughly 1 in 300 people you know, on average, will be murdered with a gun in their lifetimes.

http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/health_effects/tobacco_related_mortality/

comparatively, 9.555% chance of death due to smoking. If the number of smoking related deaths scaled linearly with the number of smokers (hint: it won't, but it's not a terrible assumption), then reducing the number of smokers by 3.07% would reduce the mortality rate in the United States by the same amount as ending gun violence entirely.

The CDC estimates that there are 45.3 million smokers in the US. That means we'd need to convince 1.4 million smokers to quit.
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>>6574739
>mfw they killed Mettle

All these copies of AA are practically worthless now
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>>6574759
It was pretty great. Spitfire was pretty weird; though. She seemed pretty unaffected right until it became a SERIOUS problem.
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>>6574759
We did discuss it.
However, since it was a leak, enthusiasm was muted since everyone watched it by themselves. Discussion was eclipsed by the comic, which came with an extended map.
Oh yes, the comic leaked early too.
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I just realized the new episode didnt have derpy OR

SOARIN

That dissapoints me more than anything
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>>6574745

Not
>Attack of the 50 Foot Lyra
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i can't wait to see all those poorly drawn tributes with ponies in them
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>>6574809
She's in the military, she only cares about results
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>>6574757
Why would you eat out a horse
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>>6574759
We discussed quite a bit.

Main points:
How to not make Dash a jerk, pair her with a bigger jerk.

Pinkie, while still somewhat annoying, was more tolerable. It's like you had a checklist that said she was annoying, but it was fine in practice.

Doyu and Cloudchaser are canon.
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>>6574759

It leaked like forever ago, there's nothing left to discuss
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>>6574753
>>6574801
Yes, you'd probably reduce the number of mass killings.

But the number of mass killings is frankly a drop in the bucket. It's rounding error. What, 150, 200 in the last couple years?
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>>6574759

We already discussed the ins and outs and outs and ins.

After 2 years of horsefucking we've become very efficient at show discussion
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>>6574801
Most of the rest of the civilized world has proper gun control
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>>6574625
>i dont know how a gun is purchased in america so i will just make up some bullshit and give my opinion on that
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>>6574838
>Doyu and Cloudchaser are canon.

Wait, what's "Doyu's" canon name?
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>>6574858

>i will just make up some bullshit and give my opinion on that

Where the fuck do you think we are?
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>>6574625
The American Way, post banning guns:

>Man I'm feeling so stressed right now, I've gotta go kill someone oh my god
>Go talk to Hillbilly Hank, everybody's favorite lovable coon hunter, and tell him you got a problem with coons stealing your chickens
>He lends you one of his rifles
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>>6574849

I was talking about the militaries. Or were you going to disarm the entire population without disarming the military? That would be stupid
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>>6574772
I wish I were small enough to sleep in that hair
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>>6574625

>Go to a shop
>Buy a gun for like $50 or some shit on credit

that's not how it works.
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I SHALL SAVE MLPG. WITH TOOTS.
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>>6574810
Yeah, it sucked that they started posting the comic rip the SAME THREAD we started talking about the show in earnest. Now we've already hit the apex for both.

You really gotta pace that shit.
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>>6574807
It's food for thought, but who really cares if some idiots spend thousands of dollars on their own slow death? Ending gun violence prevents the deaths that matter.
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http://arch.413chan.net/co28080028.html#28080483

Was he right? Did the leak for FiM come out a year afterwords?
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>>6574882
>2012
>Social Laziness
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>>6574903
Just... Don't. It's not worth it.
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>>6574905
I really think we should have a marathon tomorrow
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Fucking comics industry!

How does it work?
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>>6574892
I dunno man, most of the civilized world manages that pretty well.
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>>6574879
He's got a lot of names.
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>>6574922

Shut up Ron, you had your chance. We chose to die
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>>6574658
>Wouldn't it be better if they kept the same artist for one year at least?

Yes. But in Japan, characters/stories are creator owned. Here it's owned by the company.

Golgo 13 is a comic series written and drawn by Takao Saito. The series started in 1968 and it's still ongoing.

I think it's better this way. Keeps things much more consistent. I hate reading a western comic and seeing the art style radically change every 20 issues.
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>>6574929
Of the new seasons episodes. go over them all and have a good chat about the latest one.
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>>6574879

Big McLargeHuge, forever and always.
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>>6574903
I just want to rub my face in her butt, or for her to sit on my face. I don't give a shit about toots.
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>>6574912
smoking doesn't just kill you. CDC estimates that 50,000, or about 10% of those, are second-hand smoking deaths.
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>>6574890
>legally owned rifle's bullet is checked for barrel markings and traced back to Hank's rifle, Hank points you out
>you both get sent up
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>>6574936

>most

You just need one crazy fucker anon
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>>6574879
Thick Runfast
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>>6574894
It's long enough that you could probably sleep in it at full size.
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>>6574879
Beef Punchman
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>>6574936
>implying
Say what you will about the gun culture of the US, but we don't have this around here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettling
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>>6574879
I would like to know this too. Because I'm planning some shipping fanfiction soon.
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>>6574969
>legally owned
nope. Hank surrendered his legally owned guns when the gun ban went down and bought some from a friend of a friend, off the books.
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>>6574975
so what you're telling me is that the only thing stopping the US army from taking over the world, is the USA's population of civilian-firearm wielding pedestrians?
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>>6574828
You've never had to write up a report about "group coherence" or write up a disciplinary report.

We don't just care about results, and not just because we "have" to. If anyone let scrubs fuck up that badly and lose control in a drill, their ass would get bounced.
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God damnit even when they dont have anything to show, pones in clothes is hotter than their usual nakedness.
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*poot*
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>>6574990
Why not just change his name every time it's mentioned?
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>>6574986
>Bottom of the article
>Uses in the USA
>most recent example
you sure showed me anon
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"I just...I just felt like I had to do something.
If I was there, I'd have killed the monster myself. But I wasn't. I just had to sit there and hear about it.

Those children were murdered and I couldn't do a damned thing.
....They are with God in paradise now. I guess that's the only solace we can take at this point...
...I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say.

....Hold your loved ones.

Appropriate music- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQ2Ro4GhX0 "

actual description from deviantart
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>>6574982
Not without her tail extensions, no.
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>>6575011
It's because it empasizes their nakedness.
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>>6575023
Why is Jeffrey Dalhmer hugging the CMC?
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>>6575018
That's distracting and takes you right out of the feels.
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>>6575023
looks like Chipotle is smalltime now
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>>6574945
>Keeps things much more consistent

Exactly.

Also

> I hate reading a western comic and seeing the art style radically change every 20 issues.

I really don't understand why they do it.
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>>6575031
But theres still the fact they have nothin to show.
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>>6575020
>On 16th May 2012, Acampada Sol called for a cacerolazo because the Spanish risk premium exceeded 500 points that day. The demonstrators were marching through Calle Alcalá when police forces surrounded them for more than 30 minutes; after the kettled protestors asked for solidarity through the Internet, several additional hundred people gathered outside of the kettle. Around 500 demonstrators waited seated on the pavement until the police forces finally removed the blockade, allowing them to leave the area and return to Puerta del Sol.[20]
>16th May 2012

>On May 23, 2012, police in Montreal moved in on student protesters, kettling them and making 518 arrests — the largest number in one night since the demonstrations began weeks earlier. [12]
>May 23, 2012
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>>6575011
Leas more to the imagination
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>>6575011
I always thought it was funny that MLP is one of the few fandoms where drawing more clothes on the characters than they usually wear makes it more erotic than normal
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>>6574959
That's not how things work around here
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>>6575037
>every other picture of Twilight is her looking like a bitch
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*frrt*
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>>6575023
What
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>>6574810
Extended Map where?
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>>6575002

So this crazed uncalmable mentally ill maniac knows that he can go to Hillbilly Hank to borrow a gun, but nobody else does. Especially not the police, who don't enforce a gun ban. And nobody will inform on Hillbilly Hank once this crazed maniac kills a bunch of people with one of his rifles, which will undoubtedly contain Hillbilly Hank's fingerprints and DNA anyway.

Is this what you're saying.
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why dont we just get rid of all black people, muslims, and jews. then there would be no crime in the first place.
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>>6575037
>I really don't understand why they do it.
Don't really read comics, but it seems to be like how Hasbro treats their IPs, just on a quicker scale. To "keep it fresh," possibly.
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>>6575037
>I really don't understand why they do it.
To keep talent and variety flowing?
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At least the new artist seems good, hopefully the fact that this is an very popular comic will make them keep the standard of the art and writing high.
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>>6575059
At least he's doing something Tex, I don't see your OC wrestling the gunman to the ground as the CMC cheers
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>>6575054
Your system can fuck itself. That yellow posterior is going on my nose.
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>>6575023

If this is the national anthem I swear I'll...

>Black Hawk down

I don't know wether this is better or worse.
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i regret drawing
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>>6575082
I'd rather we get rid of the faggots forcing Fluttershy farts. I'm starting to feel bad for the real Flutterfags.

Except Deaf.
>no true scotsman hurrr
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>>6575073
Informing on him afterwards doesn't stop the violence from happening.

Do you know anything about rural culture? They're generally distrustful of the police, for starters. If Hank is keeping the coons in check, what do they care that he's technically breaking the law? They chat with him in church each week, and he's a nice guy.
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>>6574945

And to clarify, it's had the same artist/writer since 1968. 1968 god damn.

If it were a Western comic, it would have had a hundred writers/artists since then.

>>6575083

>To "keep it fresh," possibly.

Ain't working. DC/Marvel superhero comics are famous for being stagnant. Tricks like Reboots are lame, and not fooling anyone anymore.
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>>6575083
That would make some sense though. Many times, it's just petty work place conflicts.
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>>6575082

/pol/ please go
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>>6575100
abloobloo someone likes something i don't like
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>>6575090
Where was your OC, anon?
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>>6575104
>They're generally distrustful of the police, for starters
>I've never seen Hot Fuzz
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>>6575100
>implying fluttershy is not my favorite pony

toot
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>>6575113
Fuck you I was here first, the fart assholes need to go
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>>6575104
>If Hank is keeping the coons in check, what do they care that he's technically breaking the law?

Well maybe once Murdering Psycho kills their neighbors and children with his gun, they might start caring.
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>>6575105
>Tricks like Reboots are lame, and not fooling anyone anymore.
Then why do they seem to work better for cartoons?
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>>6575120
yes, that is what I implied
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>>6575085

Yes, i get that.

I just feel like it's too fast.
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*pshhh*
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>>6575127
Yes, but that's after.
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>>6575045
Rarity have the best outfits
>>
xD
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>>6575087
do you have any examples of this new artists past nonpony work?
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>>6575054
>Fluttershy will never wiggle her hindlegs as you eat her out
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>>6575128

Cartoons:
>Series airs in 1980's
>Nothing since then
>Gets a reboot around 2000

Comics:
>Comics go on forever
>Reboot every few decades
>Basically the same things again

If they ended a series, and rebooted it 15 years later I might care.
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>>6575146
I don't really like how it looks.
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>>6575114
In church giving soup to homeless people
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>>6575146

You said it nigga
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>>6575114

What did you think of the new episode Tex?
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>>6575150
Go crazy:

http://mimi-na.deviantart.com/gallery/
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>>6575131
I agree on that. But at least they'r finishing a part of the arc before changing artist. Fucking hate it when they change mid arc. There even cases when it changes mid fucking issue
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>>6575159
I'm still stuck on Hasbro with this. Hasn't Transformers and MLP been pretty much a constant in one form or another?
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>>6575023
All of America wishes they could have iced that faggot before he took even a single child.

Our hearts are dark tonight and though this guy is hamfisted, he's closer to the real than you are, you edgy fuck.
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>>6575175

It's okay. A little too anime. Eyes should be smaller.
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>>6575172
I haven't seen it. I usually don't go out of my way to see pony before the episode airs.

>>6575164
That's no way to teach them the Way of the Closed Fist.
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>>6575203
Should be perfect for pone though
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>>6575190
>All of America wishes they could have iced that faggot before he took even a single child.
I don't. Violence doesn't fix violence. And I'm the guy arguing against gun control.
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>>6575166
She's an extremely pretty pony.
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>>6575083
>keep it fresh

that doesnt sound like hasbro at all. its probably more like its cheaper to bring in a new artist and not keep them on very long.
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>>6575175
>Rapunzel as Harley Quinn
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>>6575145

Yes, it's after. And then it cannot happen that way ever again. Maybe other rural communities will look to their Hillbilly Hanks and think "What if".

But how many massacres has the law prevented for the one succeeded?
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>>6575188
>There even cases when it changes mid fucking issue
Sorry, that's pretty fucking funny to me.
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>>6575023
this artist, man.
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>>6575216
Not the guy. One maniac fucktard versus 17 kids? I wouldn't hesitate.

Don't go limp on me, gunfag.
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I'd guess that Twilight would give pretty good blowjobs due to studying techniques in books, and practicing at home. Pinkie would just deepthroat you as sloppily as possible, getting drool all over and making all kinds of sucking and gagging noises.
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>>6575213
But the Way of the Open Palm is better.
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>>6575087

I just hope that the next artists at least like the show like Andy and Katy.

How could you make a good comic about the show if you don't even like it?
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>>6575189
But they keep it consistent for a run. You might not like anime transformers, but at least they went through the entire story with them.

Think of the difference between the Transformers movie (Fairly sequential, watch them in order) to all the freaking Superman movie redos.
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>>6575244
20 kids, seven adults.
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>>6575213
you faggot
i bet you surrendered too
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>>6575244

What if one of the kids grew up to be the new hitler?
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>>6575220
The funny thing is, it's not like you get paid shit anyway making comics. Why can't just keep the artist that helped make a comic that sold more than 100k issues?
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>>6575244
I don't care, I don't have it in me to kill people.
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>>6575216
> violence doesn't fix violence
If you somehow did it before he killed all those kids, there'd be a lot of happier Christmases this year in Newton.
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>>6575282
Newtown.
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>>6575166
>thumbnail
I was expecting something like this
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>>6575247
I like both anyways, there's no balance in Bioware games when it comes to morality.
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>>6575258
As uaual you're wrong, Deaf.

28. 17 or 18 kids.
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>>6575230
Makes sense, though.
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>>6575272
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>>6575282
Morticians should be allowed to celebrate the holidays too every now and then. Do you have any idea how tough the child-sized coffin industry has had it since Bush left office?
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>>6575304
But you can't become a lesbian with Way of the Closed Fist!
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>>6575310
>taking a picture of a person is in distress and posting her picture everywhere

Fuck media forever
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>>6575310
>Death toll at 28, including 20 children, suspected gunman's mother

Since they're counting the gunman himself in that, how exactly am I wrong?
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>>6575318

Technically he didn't since he acted within the confines of german law at the time.

You do have to admit some things could be seen as ethically questionable.
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>>6575328
I thought lesbians had plenty of use for closed fists.
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>>6575339
>writing a factual story about twenty kids getting murdered is OK
>but god forbid you post a picture of somebody being upset
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>>6575328
>being a woman

They lack the will of the warrior.
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>>6575237
It's pretty odd, but in one case I remember the comic was literally half one artist, half another with an ad breaking the transition. It was so fucking weird and noticeable.

>>6575277
I don't think he's getting fired though. Most likely he'll come back for another story aarc in the future and IDW/Hasbro is just rotating artists.
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>>6575349
That still puts it at 27 with 17 or 18 children, Deaf.

You don't even try any more, do you?
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>>6575282
I know. I just seriously don't see myself as being able to shoot a man before he's killed anybody. I might be able to shoot him after he's started shooting, but before?
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>>6575357
>Missing the point completely
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>>6575297
>Newton
>physics
>guns
Shouldn't laugh, but I am.
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>>6575384

I hear ya anon.
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>>6575385
I understand your point easily, it's just completely wrong.
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>>6575339

Many of the most famous photographs are of people in distress after some momentous tragedy. Like that 9/11 one.
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>>6575377
I have to be getting trolled.
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>>6575384
I don't know, someone in a schoolhouse with that much kit? I guess I could give him the benefit of the doubt until he takes the first shot, but

That might not end all that well.
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god it's so cold

I could go for a nice warm pone right about now...
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>>6575416

If DayZ has taught me anything it's that people will always shoot at people unprovoked, and waiting for them to do wrong first will always result in at least one death.
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>>6575438
I bet Pinkie is warm.
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>>6575438
i just cracked one open
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>>6575438
I want to be balls deep in some warm pony pussy
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>>6575413
What's the difference between 18 and 20, Deaf?

Surely your occupational therapist walked you through this.
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>>6575357
One is reporting, the other is trying to pull at heartstrings at the expense of a person who just had a great loss.

Would you like it if something bad happened to someone you loved, and some asshole took a picture of you and suddenly your face was all over the news?

I bet you thought that it was also ok that the media interview children not even 1 hour after the shooting.
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>>6575447

It's true vidya games are killing machines
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>Adam Lanza has autism

Likihood of liking MLP increases. What will the media reaction be?

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/12/adam-lanza-shot-his-mother-dead-7-then-shot-the-kindergarten
-class/
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>>6575371
But if you're not a woman you can't have sex with Sky!
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>>6575416
>>6575447
We can assume I know it's probable, even assured that he's going to start shooting. I still don't know if I could kill a man for what amounts to thoughtcrime (even if it's self-defense in the scenario and no court would ever convict me)
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>>6575464
> reporting the emotions of others is just PANDERING PANDERING PANDERING

Wow for just a moment I didn't think I was in MLPG any more

Thanks for reminding me, Anon
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>>6575438
I could use a pone hug
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>>6575465

Doesn't matter so much when it's a bambi and they can respawn without much trouble. But not a IRL bambi though.
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>>6575470

Trolls missed a golden opportunity. They should have set up a crude fan site for MLP in his name just after the attack. Media would have fallen for it for a few hours for sure.
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>>6575456
One is naive enough that they don't object so much if they at-least-sort-of-consented, but is much more exciting if they haven't.
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>>6575496
>PANDERING PANDERING PANDERING

You are the MLPG
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>>6575485
I was under the impression that Sky was bi. I never do romances in Bioware games either.
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>>6575447
If SWAT 4 has taught me anything is that your score will tank if you shoot at people unprovoked, and waiting for them to do wrong first will always result in you're in my spot, sir
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>>6575487
To be fair, as a CC license holder I'd be the first to get his attention and say "HEY, FAGGOT, YOU WITH THE AR-15!"

At least that'd increase the chances of me being the first one getting shot at, not someone else getting killed.

And if he does start shooting AT me, well

That makes things a lot simpler
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>tried drawing a hand for the first time
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Something is actually happening in my state, I feel so important now
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>>6575534
spoony pls go
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>>6575537
>"HEY, FAGGOT, YOU WITH THE AR-15!"
>Anon confirmed for enormous balls
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>>6575544

I did this today as well. I'm a little embarrassed of it, it was way hard.
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>>6575544

They're hard. That's one reason why people like drawing anthropomorphic animals. Or four hand people.
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>>6575544
Haha, I remember that. It made me so mad I drew hands on several sheets of paper.
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>>6575537
Probably not an AR-15, unless you've got a source? They say it was a .223.
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>>6575567
What if spoony hangs out here?
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>>6575537
can't you shoot him if it looks like he's about to point the business end of his gun at you? that seems like pretty reasonable grounds for pulling the trigger
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>>6575589
I wasn't trying to be specific to this spree, but good on you for pointing out possible bullshit.
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>>6575544
I'm not terribly good at drawing them without a reference, but I can copy what I see of my own hand pretty well.
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>>6575464
So you'll get your heartstrings pulled by a picture of a woman upset.

But reading about 20 murdered kindergarteners does nothing for you?

I'd suggest you've got some issues.
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>>6575602

I read on twitter that he doesn't get bronies and dislikes that they can find pleasure in something he can't. Or something.
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>>6575609
Not really clear on that; if the gun is pointed at you it's beyond clear and present danger, but then again if he's competent he'd have already pulled the trigger immediately after targeting.

Getting his attention and drawing aggro isn't such a bad tactic.
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>>6575626
I hate women so it's the other way around for me
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>>6575643
> "he didn't dew our Dew, guys"
My sides are GONE
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dooks i'm going to report you ese
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>>6575526
He is bi, but there's no male gay sex options in the game
only lesbeans

because Bioware
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>Favorite pony tries to pull your pants of to get you naked
What do?
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>>6575537
>To be fair,

I always hated this phrase.
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>>6575643

Hahaha that's not real
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>>6575643
Don't dew murder kids.
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>>6575643
That's a really shitty MS Paint job
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>>6575622
Yeah, it's a bit of a nitpick; walking into an elementary school with a dinky .223 peashooter would probably be just as intimidating, but still.
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>>6575697
Is dat some nacho cheese flavored mt. dew?
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>>6575684
put my butt in her face
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>>6575643
I fucking love the Mountain Dew facebook, god damn.
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I'm not sure if this is better or worse than a typical MLPG night thread.

Maybe it's hard to not talk about Connecticut.
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>>6575643
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>>6575688
OP of that post.

Sorry. I will avoid it in the future. That post could have even committed the phrase with no loss of meaning.
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>>6575712
Yes.
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>>6575643
thanks mountain dew
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>>6575684
Present them with a hard cock ripe for sucking
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>>6575643
Please tell me that is real and the same guy who did this/
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>>6575712
Nah, we have this CODE RED stuff here in the States. It tastes like citrus fruit punch with the typical Mountain Dew flavor underneath.

Not really my favorite, but Johnson City Gold is impossible to find in Chicago.
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>>6575705
uh, isn't 0.223 damn near identical to 5.56x45mm NATO ammunition?
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>>6575734

Thank you.
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Which pony is best for swelling?
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>>6575643
>Corporate facebook shenanigans
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>>6575775
* omitted, too. Thank YOU, based Anon.
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>>6575767
I stand corrected, I was thinking .22. Left is .22, right is .223.
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>>6575779
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>>6575732

>Thanks Mountain Dew
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>>6575778
You even have to ask?

She's the best pony for anything belly-related.
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>>6575801
>INFINITE COSMIC POWER
>use it to make yourself fatter
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>>6575829
>implying you need infinite cosmic power to do that

Like she's one to take the easy way out.
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But which pony is best for day-to-day friendship?
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O_O
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>>6575867
i'd split a pizza with that pone
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>>6575869
All of them
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>>6575869
Any of the main six. They'd all make good friends.
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>>6575878
>implying she'd let you have half
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Y'all think this is a valid humanisation?
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Stop talking about the shooting. I come here for escapism. To think about ponies and idealized scenarios.
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>>6575902
she's nice though
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>>6575876
>_O
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>>6575903
no
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is it edgy to just not care about what happened?

I mean, sure it sucks for the families of those people, but I didn't know any of them and it seems insincere to say I feel any real sadness or anger
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>>6575903

>Humanization
>Has horns
>>
WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS PLAYING PONY WORLD, HOLY SHIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ImJ_mlUqS8
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>>6575903
it seems alright
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>>6575912
I'd like it if we talked about the tooting instead.
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>>6575930
Some humanisations do things like horns and wings, so maybe it's just their thing?
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>>6574745
Slow as fuck, but that's a good loiro.
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>>6575912
>implying escapism isn't a sign of mental illness
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>>6575931
>MEMORY MINI-GAME

I'M SOLD!
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>>6575912
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Anon.
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>>6575913
but she's a growing mare. she can't just give that much pizza up to anybody.
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>>6575941
Just give him some spiky side burns. Also, you draw well.
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>>6575926
>is it edgy to just not care about what happened?

No, that's apathy.
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>>6575974
i just ate so much pizza
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>>6576008
i'm more jealous than you could possibly know
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My immediate thought on the shooting was "That sucks, glad I'm not dead."
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>>6575997
Not mine, it's part of someone's artwork Advent Calendar.

http://glasworks.tumblr.com/
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>>6575926
It's hard to care about twenty-seven deaths when thousands die every day to artificial food shortages.
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>>6576008
>pizza

I got what you need
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
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>>6576008

Oh man me too. I ate 2.
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>>6575974
what if we split the cost?
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>>6576031
Maximally edgy.

Take it to /pol/, faggot.
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>>6576008
pizza VLC gifs whenre?
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>>6576026
>http://glasworks.tumblr.com/
Nice.

Now work on Cosmo's request while world building. What would have happened if Spike stayed big?
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>>6575902
>Implying I wouldn't get her half a dozen pizzas or more if she requested
>>
the story begins
with who's gonna win
>>
Did I miss new pony thread?
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>>6576048
he's right, though

what makes the lives of these people worth more than any other?
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>>6576053
Honestly? Dispatch and banishment, unless he was somehow big and not a greedy dick any more. If he were, he'd live in the cave that dragon in Dragonshy camped out in.

If he stayed good, he'd use his Flame Teleportation spell on a larger scale to move people and goods to Canterlot and back as well as research materials for Twilight. I had an idea for that Thread by Thread story ages ago that Canterlot has an agency for cargo moved by Dragon Flame - gigantic dragons bellowing flame every day to send to the farthest reaches of the globe, one dedicated to every city.

Trixie would only visit Ponyville after accidentally getting boxed in with a bunch of dresses trying to hide from her boss at the dress shop, as Trixie was working on a VERY special project after-hours in a restricted area.
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>>6576082
>not giving her a meat lovers with extra sauce from Abondanza
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WHERE IS NEW HORSE

I NEED NEW HORSE
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>>6576112
The children were here and there again, and when Deaf says "artificial food shortages" he encapsulates things like food blockades and countries and markets that simply can't support food chain management to avoid spoilage.

Unless we become some Star Trek world government, that shit isn't gonna pan out.
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>>6576117
>not giving her pizza from new york

I love living here
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>>6576117
She can have whatever she wants as long as I get to snuggle up with her and that fat gurgling belly
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>>6576160
What if she wanted you?
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>>6576044
well if you buy your own pizza, you can have it or whatever.

most of it anyway.
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>>6576172
I'm not for eating!
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>>6576160
>gurgling
Are you implying she's got a little gas?
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>>6576193
Says who~
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>>6576172
>>6576193
You might not be but I am
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NEW HORSE WHEN
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NEW
>>6576230
>>6576230
>>6576230
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>>6576234

God just fucking make one instead of doing this
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>>6576206
*frrt* *urp*
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Dang it, DFG, link faster.

>>6576216
>>6576216
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>>6576262
i got cockblocked by the spam filter
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>>6576261
Would you help her deal with her terrible gas problems?
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>>6576261
>pinkie pie rolling pin.png
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>>6576330
I certainly would. Each gurgling belch or braying fart from eating my cooking would be the most intimate compliment she could give.
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>>6576392
Would you take in and enjoy the scent of her burps and farts, heavenly by products of her well digested meal
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>>6576392
How far would you go to help relieve the poor dear? Would you massage her warm, fuzzy belly?
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>>6576474
>>6576488
I'd certainly enjoy the earthy aroma of the aftermath of her digestion, kneading her belly and encouraging her to just relax and let her ass burble and fart as it pleased. And listening to her loud, low belching would be music to my ears. I'd give her huge bottles of carbonated drinks to wash down my food with just so I could hear her gut gurgle before her lips were wrenched wide by a heavy burp.
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>>6576580
>farts
>earthy

man, I don't know what you've been eating, but that's not really an accurate description
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>>6576580
What if she wanted to take it further? What if she wanted you to experience her gases first-hand?
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>>6576982
>tfw you probably got some poor bastard's hopes up
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Sorry, guy
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>>6571704
>tfw internet is running slow so the image plays in slow motion
>tfw image limit is reached
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>>6577151
Worst feel ever.

Anyway, new thread's already up. Leave this den of truncated debauchery while you can.
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>>6576746

If you won't finish, I will.

I'd love nothing more as I position my face in front of her puckering asshole and begin swirling my tongue deep inside her rectum. She squeals in surprise and arousal as I continue to knead her gas downwards with my hands. As I begin to relax her sphincter with my tongue, a hot, warm fart rushes out and into my nostrils. She blushes as a torrent of flatulence soon follows, rushing directly into my lungs. I cough and try to gather my senses as she apologizes profusely. I reassure her that it's alright as we cuddle for the rest of the night.


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